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That's in touch, and
that's full time.
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Better luck next time, buddy.
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Three cheers for the
south London stags.
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Hip hip... Hooray.
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- Hip hip.
- Hooray.
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- Good game, boys.
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Chin up, boys.
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That was a great game.
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Yeah, it was close, so I
don't want you worrying
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about the score line.
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Those fat, straight old blokes,
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they've been playing a
lot longer than you have.
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But, as first games go, it
was really fucking great.
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You were aggressive, you
supported each other,
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and you held your own against
a much more experienced side.
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It's a great start to the
season, and you know what?
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Come on.
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I'm fucking excited.
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Shower up, and lets go
and have a few beers.
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- Think he's paying?
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- Eating for two, babe?
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- I don't want to
become a skinny bitch
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like one of this lot.
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Carbs!
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- Ladies and gentlemen.
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I'm going to jump straight
in and say a big thank you
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to our hosts, the Rochester
boys, for the rugby lesson,
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and most generous hospitality.
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It's much appreciated.
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I promise we'll return
the favor at our place,
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on both fronts,
when the time comes.
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Now, for man of the match,
it was an easy choice
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to set the tone for this season.
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This man put in an
incredibly tenacious
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and creative performance,
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and he might even have won
it for us at the end there,
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if he just looked inside.
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No, but really,
really great work,
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and I can see that
you're going to be
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a big asset for us this season.
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So, well done, Mark Newton.
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And my first dick of the day
award goes to the only man
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I've ever known to tackle
one of his own players.
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- Ah fuck.
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I hit my head
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He is a stag lad,
he is a stag lad,
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he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey.
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He's never lonely
when we are with him,
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and he knows how to put a pint
away, pint away, pint away,
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pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away.
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You didn't get any
pictures today? Mark.
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- Oh, yeah, no, I wasn't really
in the mood after the game,
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to be honest.
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- Shame. That ref would
have made a nice picture.
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0h, he was hot.
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Shall I book us
tickets for tomorrow?
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What do you fancy seeing?
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- Tomorrow?
- Yeah.
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- Look, I can't.
Ricky's coming over.
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- Cumming? It's been
a while, hasn't it?
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Hasn't it healed over by
now? Isn't there cobwebs?
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- Yeah, and spiders. I bet
there's spiders in there and all.
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- Piss off.
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I don't know about you,
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but I would kill my
firstborn for a mojito.
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Firstborn what?
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Cocktails at the
clubhouse. You'll be lucky.
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- Ugh
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- yeah, I'll buy you a pint.
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Look, I agreed to
your little project
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to train up new players
to eventually join
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and benefit the a squad,
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not to burn through
our limited funds
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with a whole other
separate team,
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and carting them off- -
yeah, but just recruiting
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experienced players isn't
going to put us on the map.
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- We're already on the map.
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The a's win almost
all their games.
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For years, we fought tooth and
nail to get the recognition
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and respect that we now
have as a serious club,
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not some novelty act.
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I won't go back to that.
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- And having a b team
that loses a few games
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isn't going to change anything.
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They just need a bit of time.
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It was their first
game of the season.
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Please, Barry.
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- Just be sure that you're
not letting your pride
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drag our name through the dirt.
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- Cunts. Like they
own the place.
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- Deep breaths, pinky.
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- I'm from the as. Watch us
wave our big dicks about.
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- Trust me, I've
seen a few of them,
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and they're not all
worth writing home about.
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- They're not all
cunts, you know.
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- Oh yeah? Is that why you
dropped down to play with us?
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See, now there we go.
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Cheers, boys.
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- So, they won then?
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Of course they did.
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You can smell the
smugness in the air.
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Do they even like each other?
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No. Not really.
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- What's the
fucking point, then?
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- It's just a different
mentality, isn't it?
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That's why they keep
winning, I guess.
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- You are such a size queen.
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She doesn't even care
who it's attached to,
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as it needs a whole
tub of lube to fit
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into that tight
little arse of hers.
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- Honey, at least I
have an arse, okay?
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I don't even know what you
call that mound of sand
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hanging off your back.
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Now, you see that guy?
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- What, the muscle daddy?
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Mhmm.
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Saw him at the urinals earlier.
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I checked out the goods.
The homework is done.
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Now, I just have to
hand in my assignment,
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if you know what I mean.
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- I'm glad to see all those
years in English school paid up,
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I really am.
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- Watch it, mate.
- Sorry.
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Henry, Henry.
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With me, alright?
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Jesus.
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Henry, how much have you had?
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I, er...
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Shall I get you some
water, or something?
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No, just leave. Please, go. Go.
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- You're Mark Newton, right?
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- Yeah, that's right.
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- I've heard a lot of
good things about you.
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- Who from?
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Man of the match today. Not bad.
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- That?
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- No, well done. I'm Warren.
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- Are you in the a squad?
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I mean, I saw you at
the clubhouse earlier,
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but I've not seen
you round before.
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- Yeah, I've been out for
a while with an injury.
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Fucked my leg, but I'm back
and fit to play again now.
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- Clearly.
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- Do you want a drink?
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- Sure.
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Two shots of Tequila.
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You serious?
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- Puts hairs on your chest.
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- Oh, is that something
I want, is it?
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- You tell me.
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- I didn't realize you lot
spoke to us lowly mortals.
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- We make exceptions
for certain people.
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- Is that right? I'm honored.
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- As you should be.
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Yeah?
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Well, you certainly live
up to the stereotype.
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- Devilishly handsome?
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- Full of yourselves.
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- I'm hurt.
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- Really? I didn't realize
you as bruised so easily.
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That must make things
a bit impractical, no?
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- Do you even get
bruised in the b team?
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Doesn't that involve
taking some hits first?
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- You're a piece of
work, you know that?
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Enjoy the rest of your night.
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Henry?
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- Fuck.
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- Everything all right?
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- You shouldn't have
brought me here.
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- Excuse me?
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Where's my wallet?
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- Why are you in such a rush?
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Hey.
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- Bye.
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Oh, wow.
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You really are living up to
the a-squad-a-hole stereotype,
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aren't you?
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- I have a boyfriend.
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- Well that might have been
useful information last night,
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don't you think?
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- You never asked.
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When was I supposed to do that?
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Before or after you
cornered me in a toilet
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and stuck your tongue
down my throat?
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- He's a stag.
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- Who?
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John penrose. He's in my team-
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- yeah, I know who he is.
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Yeah, well he can't
find out about this,
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so don't fucking tell him
or anyone, you hear me?
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Relax, Jesus, I won't.
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I'm serious.
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- Yeah, I can see that.
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- Look, I don't mean to be-
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- just go, all right?
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Go on.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
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You eaten?
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No, not really.
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- You look rough.
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- Thank you. I
went outlast night.
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- With your pretend rugby team?
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- And how was your flight?
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Did you bring one of them home?
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00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:05,946
Richard, do we really
going to do this right now?
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You've literally just
walked in the door.
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Well, you're going to love
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what I've got to say next.
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I've got to go away
again in two days.
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- You serious?
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- For a month.
- A month?
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Are you joking?
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Flight's booked on Tuesday.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, where did you
end up Saturday night?
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You disappeared.
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- Just home. I tried
looking for you, but-
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- It's fine. I was
just a bit smashed.
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- I'll say.
- That's one word for it.
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What was his name again?
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- What's this?
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You've got to hear this.
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No, he doesn't, actually.
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So this one was stumbling about,
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saying he was leaving,
but before he goes,
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he runs into the guy that
Neil's been making out with
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all night.
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Oh Henry, no.
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Yeah. Sloppy seconds.
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- Gareth really pisses me off.
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- That's just him.
- Nobody actually cares.
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-I do.
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- Okay.
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Was this guy really that bad?
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- No, mate. Worse.
- It was not my finest moment.
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Jog back, jog back.
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Right, excellent.
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Keep it low, guys.
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Good, smash, good.
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00:21:43,983 --> 00:21:47,066
That's it, good hit.
That's it. Well done. Good.
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Hit! Good hit. Good hit.
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Try and keep driving
through all the way.
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Good, excellent. Good hit.
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Okay, it's your mother
in law. Give her a hit.
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00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:02,566
Good, good. That's it.
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A squad, over with
me, far pitch, please.
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- Rich?
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00:24:56,104 --> 00:24:57,104
- Hey.
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- I can stand here and smile
at you all night, if you like.
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- Sorry, come in.
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00:25:10,645 --> 00:25:11,895
Wow.
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That's really something.
254
00:25:16,270 --> 00:25:18,937
- Yeah. Yeah, it never gets old.
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00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:22,727
- How can you afford this place?
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00:25:22,728 --> 00:25:27,519
Well, actually, it's
my partner Richard's.
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00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,937
What? You never asked either.
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You know, I think I can
see my place from here.
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All the way down there, with
the other little people.
260
00:25:41,437 --> 00:25:43,476
- Do you want a drink?
261
00:25:43,477 --> 00:25:47,352
- Actually. An attempt
to redeem myself.
262
00:25:48,936 --> 00:25:50,519
Sorry about Sunday.
263
00:25:51,727 --> 00:25:56,102
- Thanks. I wasn't really
expecting you to message me.
264
00:25:57,019 --> 00:26:01,393
I felt bad about
not doing it before.
265
00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:05,351
I didn't really like
how things were left.
266
00:26:05,352 --> 00:26:09,018
- I have been thinking
about you, I suppose.
267
00:26:09,019 --> 00:26:10,019
- Really?
268
00:26:11,561 --> 00:26:14,644
I've barely thought
about you at all.
269
00:26:17,394 --> 00:26:20,476
So, how long have
you been together?
270
00:26:20,477 --> 00:26:22,060
- About 4 years.
271
00:26:22,061 --> 00:26:24,934
Okay. But you guys are open?
272
00:26:24,935 --> 00:26:26,809
- Yeah, obviously.
273
00:26:26,810 --> 00:26:29,017
- I don't think John
would ever agree to that.
274
00:26:29,018 --> 00:26:31,350
So, you just do it
behind his back instead?
275
00:26:31,351 --> 00:26:35,184
Hey. That's never happened
before. I mean it.
276
00:26:35,185 --> 00:26:37,225
- Okay, all right.
- No need to get defensive.
277
00:26:37,226 --> 00:26:38,226
- I'm not.
278
00:26:39,976 --> 00:26:40,851
I'm really not.
279
00:26:40,852 --> 00:26:42,935
- Okay. I'm only teasing.
280
00:26:47,851 --> 00:26:51,435
- So, do you have rules
or something, then?
281
00:26:52,643 --> 00:26:56,475
- Actually, yeah. But
they're all Richard's ones.
282
00:26:56,476 --> 00:26:58,892
- What? No sleeping
with rugby players?
283
00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:02,267
- Surprisingly, that's
actually not one of them.
284
00:27:02,268 --> 00:27:03,642
Although that is the
only reason he thinks
285
00:27:03,643 --> 00:27:05,309
I joined the stags.
286
00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:06,808
- Well, is it?
287
00:27:06,809 --> 00:27:07,809
- No.
288
00:27:09,142 --> 00:27:12,558
- So, why did you, then?
- Did you play at school?
289
00:27:12,559 --> 00:27:15,974
- I bet you were
very good at school.
290
00:27:15,975 --> 00:27:17,724
You were, weren't you?
291
00:27:17,725 --> 00:27:19,559
Typical a team player.
292
00:27:21,059 --> 00:27:22,683
- You guys really
don't like us, do you?
293
00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,308
- Well you don't
really help yourselves.
294
00:27:25,309 --> 00:27:29,183
Speaking of which, I saw
you and John at training.
295
00:27:29,184 --> 00:27:31,100
- Oh. The happy couple?
296
00:27:32,059 --> 00:27:33,225
- You tell me.
297
00:27:35,184 --> 00:27:36,808
- So, what were
those rules again?
298
00:27:36,809 --> 00:27:39,391
Of your open relationship.
299
00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:40,392
- Okay.
300
00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:46,016
So, no one we know.
301
00:27:46,017 --> 00:27:50,308
I have to tell rich about
anyone that I sleep with.
302
00:27:51,308 --> 00:27:52,724
- And, um
303
00:27:54,558 --> 00:27:55,724
- and?
304
00:27:58,516 --> 00:28:01,098
- And no repeat visits.
305
00:28:01,099 --> 00:28:02,183
- Is that so?
306
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:08,974
So, I'm guessing Richard knows
I'm coming round tonight?
307
00:28:10,308 --> 00:28:11,808
- Not exactly, no.
308
00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:16,391
- But he knows about
Saturday night?
309
00:28:22,558 --> 00:28:25,682
Breaking all the rules. We're
doing so well, aren't we?
310
00:28:25,683 --> 00:28:26,683
- Shut up.
311
00:28:28,308 --> 00:28:29,183
- So, I guess you could say
312
00:28:29,184 --> 00:28:32,972
that we're not the
perfect couple either.
313
00:28:32,973 --> 00:28:34,681
- Well, if I were him
I'd kick your arse
314
00:28:34,682 --> 00:28:35,931
out of this fancy place.
315
00:28:35,932 --> 00:28:38,639
- It's a good thing you're
not him, then, isn't it?
316
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:42,472
- Yeah, you wouldn't want
to get involved. I'm awful.
317
00:28:42,473 --> 00:28:43,473
- Oh yeah?
318
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,306
- Yeah, definitely not.
319
00:28:47,307 --> 00:28:49,347
- I should just stay clear.
320
00:28:49,348 --> 00:28:51,222
- Probably best.
321
00:28:51,223 --> 00:28:52,223
- Probably.
322
00:29:28,056 --> 00:29:30,513
- You're going to be trouble.
323
00:29:31,681 --> 00:29:33,721
Drive through. Drive it up.
324
00:29:33,722 --> 00:29:35,138
Keep your back straight, guys.
325
00:29:35,139 --> 00:29:38,346
Ready, ready, ready, go.
326
00:29:45,556 --> 00:29:47,388
Ready, ready, ready.
327
00:29:47,389 --> 00:29:48,971
Good, remember, enter the tackle
328
00:29:48,972 --> 00:29:51,721
with your leading leg, so
you control the contact.
329
00:29:51,722 --> 00:29:52,556
Okay?
330
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:54,845
Ready, ready, ready, go.
331
00:29:54,846 --> 00:29:56,970
That's it.
332
00:29:56,971 --> 00:29:58,470
Good, good, good,
good, well done.
333
00:29:58,471 --> 00:30:01,221
Ready, ready, ready, up!
334
00:30:03,013 --> 00:30:04,345
Easy, pinky.
335
00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:06,012
All right, China cloll.
336
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:09,429
Ready, ready, ready, go.
337
00:30:09,430 --> 00:30:11,220
Ready, ready, ready, go.
338
00:30:11,221 --> 00:30:12,721
A squad.
339
00:30:20,013 --> 00:30:20,930
- I'm not going to lie, pinky.
340
00:30:20,931 --> 00:30:23,179
Watching gareth bitch and
moan when you took him down,
341
00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:25,679
it made me feel all
kinds of warm inside.
342
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,763
- It was good, wasn't it?
343
00:30:28,930 --> 00:30:30,137
- Get off.
344
00:30:30,138 --> 00:30:31,512
- All right, man. Calm down.
345
00:30:31,513 --> 00:30:32,680
- Hello, John.
346
00:30:33,930 --> 00:30:35,429
Warren, you're back?
347
00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:36,346
Yeah.
348
00:30:36,347 --> 00:30:37,803
I've been given the all
clear to play again.
349
00:30:37,804 --> 00:30:39,511
- So he says, anyway.
350
00:30:39,512 --> 00:30:41,386
Oh, John, these
are my teammates.
351
00:30:41,387 --> 00:30:42,844
This is pinky and Mark.
352
00:30:42,845 --> 00:30:47,219
- Pinky, Mark? I'm John,
this is Warren, my partner.
353
00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:50,678
- Nice to meet you, Mark. Pinky.
354
00:30:50,679 --> 00:30:52,469
Warren and I are talking
about going for some food,
355
00:30:52,470 --> 00:30:53,719
you guys want to join?
356
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,595
- I'd love to.
357
00:30:54,596 --> 00:30:55,761
Oh, I've got to head off.
358
00:30:55,762 --> 00:30:57,553
Got work to do before bed.
359
00:30:57,554 --> 00:30:59,428
- Yeah, no, I should probably
head off too, actually.
360
00:30:59,429 --> 00:31:01,178
Oh, come on, Mark.
361
00:31:01,179 --> 00:31:03,261
He was just moaning
that he was starving.
362
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:04,719
Where were you thinking?
363
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,011
- Somewhere local.
364
00:31:07,012 --> 00:31:08,512
- Somewhere local?
365
00:31:10,470 --> 00:31:12,220
- Yeah, sure. Let's.
366
00:31:13,095 --> 00:31:14,095
Yeah
367
00:31:15,304 --> 00:31:18,261
I know somewhere lovely.
368
00:31:20,053 --> 00:31:22,385
- It was the way she came
down and leered at us
369
00:31:22,386 --> 00:31:24,469
as we came off the pitch.
370
00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:27,968
No, but at least we
had supporters, though.
371
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:29,260
- True.
372
00:31:29,261 --> 00:31:31,218
God, I miss being a student.
373
00:31:31,219 --> 00:31:33,968
Well, you still
drink like you are.
374
00:31:33,969 --> 00:31:35,385
Don't you want to settle down,
375
00:31:35,386 --> 00:31:37,552
and have a nice man
and a dog someday?
376
00:31:37,553 --> 00:31:40,093
What, and end up like this one?
377
00:31:40,094 --> 00:31:41,802
- Henry.
- Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
378
00:31:41,803 --> 00:31:44,053
All chained up and unhappy.
379
00:31:45,886 --> 00:31:49,635
No, no, there is still far
too much exploring to do.
380
00:31:49,636 --> 00:31:51,677
- Okay, Columbus. I think
that's enough, mate.
381
00:31:51,678 --> 00:31:52,718
- What the fuck?
382
00:31:52,719 --> 00:31:53,885
It's true, man.
383
00:31:53,886 --> 00:31:56,510
Your teeth have reached a
delightful shade of Merlot.
384
00:31:56,511 --> 00:31:59,718
Who the fuck are you?
The fucking tooth fairy?
385
00:32:02,177 --> 00:32:03,884
Well, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Mark.
386
00:32:03,885 --> 00:32:06,426
It'd be nice to meet
Richard sometime.
387
00:32:06,427 --> 00:32:09,926
- Now, speaking of
the tooth fairy.
388
00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,176
You never see him.
389
00:32:11,177 --> 00:32:13,760
But there's always
money under the pillow.
390
00:32:13,802 --> 00:32:15,092
Okay, bill please?
391
00:32:15,093 --> 00:32:16,176
Come on, come on.
392
00:32:16,177 --> 00:32:19,176
Look, look, he doesn't
come to any of his games.
393
00:32:19,177 --> 00:32:21,426
None of them, but
it's fine, because,
394
00:32:21,427 --> 00:32:23,384
"we're in a long
distance relationship.'I
395
00:32:23,385 --> 00:32:25,009
Henry, that's enough.
That's enough.
396
00:32:25,010 --> 00:32:26,010
- Okay.
397
00:32:28,218 --> 00:32:30,009
He gets by with the
occasional fuck on the side
398
00:32:30,010 --> 00:32:31,509
to keep him going-Enough.
399
00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:32,510
Leave it.
400
00:32:33,635 --> 00:32:36,468
Henry, never change, man.
401
00:32:44,592 --> 00:32:47,258
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. You all right?
402
00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:48,176
- Yeah.
- Stand up.
403
00:32:48,177 --> 00:32:49,426
Come on. Right.
404
00:32:52,967 --> 00:32:54,550
- All right?
405
00:32:54,551 --> 00:32:56,467
- God, I wanted to die.
406
00:32:57,467 --> 00:33:01,133
Really? I thought it was hot.
407
00:33:01,134 --> 00:33:05,675
- What is wrong with you?
- What about that was hot?
408
00:33:05,676 --> 00:33:07,216
- Henry has a lot to say
for himself, doesn't he?
409
00:33:07,217 --> 00:33:08,051
- What were you thinking,
410
00:33:08,052 --> 00:33:10,716
inviting me out to dinner
with your fucking boyfriend?
411
00:33:10,717 --> 00:33:12,675
- It's just another stag,
and one of Henry's friends.
412
00:33:12,676 --> 00:33:15,050
- I don't care. I don't care.
413
00:33:15,051 --> 00:33:17,841
Christ, I was bursting
out of my skin.
414
00:33:17,842 --> 00:33:22,425
- I was bursting out of my
pants. I still fucking am.
415
00:33:22,426 --> 00:33:23,925
- You're unbelievable.
416
00:33:23,926 --> 00:33:25,008
Guys, man.
417
00:33:25,009 --> 00:33:27,215
Are you both going to leave me
here with this human puddle?
418
00:33:27,216 --> 00:33:29,382
- Yeah, I'll order a taxi now.
419
00:33:29,383 --> 00:33:30,383
- Taxi.
420
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:32,924
What are you doing this week?
421
00:33:32,925 --> 00:33:34,174
I want to take you out.
422
00:33:34,175 --> 00:33:35,715
Guys.
423
00:33:35,716 --> 00:33:38,632
- I'm doing it. Are
you fucking serious?
424
00:33:38,633 --> 00:33:39,883
Taxi.
425
00:33:42,175 --> 00:33:43,507
- Is that a yes?
426
00:33:43,508 --> 00:33:46,591
- Yes, all right.
Just shut up, okay?
427
00:33:52,550 --> 00:33:53,716
God.
428
00:33:56,050 --> 00:33:58,590
Cried my eyes out during that.
429
00:33:58,591 --> 00:34:01,425
- You're joking.
It was so boring.
430
00:34:02,841 --> 00:34:04,007
I'm choosing the next one.
431
00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:06,050
- How could you not cry
when his mother died?
432
00:34:06,091 --> 00:34:06,883
I don't know.
433
00:34:06,925 --> 00:34:09,631
Maybe because I'm not
tired and over-emotional?
434
00:34:14,757 --> 00:34:16,631
Who's that?
435
00:34:16,632 --> 00:34:18,381
- It's nothing.
436
00:34:18,382 --> 00:34:19,215
- Richard?
437
00:34:19,216 --> 00:34:20,256
- What?
438
00:34:20,257 --> 00:34:22,006
Richard.
439
00:34:22,007 --> 00:34:24,381
- Er, no. Um-
440
00:34:24,382 --> 00:34:26,298
look, I'm sorry, I've got to go.
441
00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:27,132
- What?
442
00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:28,256
- It's work.
Something's come up.
443
00:34:28,257 --> 00:34:30,464
I've got to go deal with it.
444
00:34:30,465 --> 00:34:31,465
- Oh, okay.
445
00:34:33,924 --> 00:34:36,214
Right, well, I guess
I'll see you at training.
446
00:34:36,215 --> 00:34:38,299
- Yeah, yeah, definitely.
447
00:35:08,173 --> 00:35:09,423
- You are late.
448
00:35:12,131 --> 00:35:13,631
- You are early.
449
00:35:14,923 --> 00:35:15,964
- Come on.
450
00:35:24,714 --> 00:35:29,506
- You know, I haven't been to
the fair since I was a kid.
451
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,630
- Yes.
452
00:35:34,463 --> 00:35:37,380
No, I'm not going on that.
453
00:35:38,297 --> 00:35:40,462
No, I'm not going on that.
454
00:35:40,463 --> 00:35:42,004
- Live a little. It'll be fun.
455
00:35:42,005 --> 00:35:43,005
- No.
456
00:35:43,839 --> 00:35:45,546
No, wait, Warren, I...
457
00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:47,794
- Let's go back to yours.
458
00:38:01,627 --> 00:38:02,627
- Okay?
459
00:38:04,085 --> 00:38:05,085
- Yeah.
460
00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:13,209
- Are you staying over?
461
00:38:13,210 --> 00:38:16,252
I can't. Sorry.
462
00:38:17,252 --> 00:38:19,668
- No it's fine. I understand.
463
00:38:29,668 --> 00:38:31,751
Why do you stay with him?
464
00:38:32,793 --> 00:38:34,458
- I could ask you
the same thing.
465
00:38:34,459 --> 00:38:36,376
- Yeah, I know, I know.
466
00:38:37,834 --> 00:38:38,834
But like,
467
00:38:40,543 --> 00:38:41,917
- but like, why do
you stay together
468
00:38:41,918 --> 00:38:45,000
when you know
things aren't right?
469
00:38:45,001 --> 00:38:48,918
- Is this about you and
Richard or me and John?
470
00:38:51,126 --> 00:38:53,043
- A bit of both, maybe?
471
00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,792
- Do we have to talk about this?
472
00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,250
- No, no, of course not.
473
00:38:59,251 --> 00:39:01,418
Forget I said anything.
474
00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:09,041
- Okay. Five years ago-
- oh god, I'm getting
475
00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:10,999
the full story aren't I?
476
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
- Shh!
477
00:39:13,042 --> 00:39:14,499
- Five years ago- -
look I take it back,
478
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,333
I take it back.
479
00:39:15,334 --> 00:39:16,916
I wish I'd never
asked, just spare me.
480
00:39:16,917 --> 00:39:17,917
- Listen.
481
00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:22,624
I was in a bit of a bad place.
482
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,166
- Oh what? Croydon?
483
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:26,750
Sorry.
484
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,333
- John was good to me.
485
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:34,832
He introduced me to the
stags, got me back into rugby.
486
00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:37,374
- Spare me the
white knight cliche.
487
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,458
- I'm sorry, Mr. "I
live in my boyfriend's
488
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:42,541
- expensive penthouse."
- Oi.
489
00:39:42,542 --> 00:39:46,457
- I'm just saying I think
it's a bit different.
490
00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:52,041
- A bit?
491
00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:56,291
- Well, maybe a
few similarities.
492
00:40:08,791 --> 00:40:12,706
- Two seconds. Just
stay there. Don't move.
493
00:40:12,707 --> 00:40:14,041
Just as you are.
494
00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:25,166
- What is that?
- Just stay still.
495
00:40:35,831 --> 00:40:36,831
10 seconds.
496
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,580
- Whoa.
- Don't smudge it.
497
00:41:13,747 --> 00:41:15,996
- That's amazing.
498
00:41:15,997 --> 00:41:17,330
Thanks.
499
00:41:19,164 --> 00:41:21,621
One for your collection?
500
00:41:21,622 --> 00:41:23,413
- Yeah. Something like that.
501
00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:26,164
Something to
remember the day by.
502
00:41:45,455 --> 00:41:46,496
Okay, guys, right.
503
00:41:46,497 --> 00:41:48,204
Got a big game
this weekend, yeah?
504
00:41:48,205 --> 00:41:52,412
Cardiff, away, on
their home turf.
505
00:41:52,413 --> 00:41:54,203
I'm going to be putting
out the team list tomorrow,
506
00:41:54,204 --> 00:41:56,662
so you can sort out your
travel arrangements.
507
00:41:56,663 --> 00:41:58,120
If you've got any
problems with that,
508
00:41:58,121 --> 00:42:00,120
come and talk to the captain.
509
00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:03,453
Now, I've got a good pool of
players I can choose from.
510
00:42:03,454 --> 00:42:05,953
I'm going to choose the
strongest team possible.
511
00:42:05,954 --> 00:42:08,620
- And I make no apologies to
any of you aren't on that team.
512
00:42:08,621 --> 00:42:09,828
All right?
513
00:42:09,829 --> 00:42:11,995
But if you got an
issue about it,
514
00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:13,787
you can come and speak to me,
515
00:42:13,788 --> 00:42:16,203
and if you want to chat
about improving your game,
516
00:42:16,204 --> 00:42:17,245
you can do that as well.
517
00:42:17,246 --> 00:42:21,787
But as ever, my decision
is final. All right?
518
00:42:21,788 --> 00:42:25,162
And it goes without saying
that if you're not chosen,
519
00:42:25,163 --> 00:42:27,287
you can come along and
support your teammates,
520
00:42:27,288 --> 00:42:30,162
and I hope that many of
you will, I really do.
521
00:42:30,163 --> 00:42:31,370
Good, let's go.
522
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:44,202
Don't worry about
it. You'll be fine.
523
00:42:44,203 --> 00:42:48,994
- You'll be fine.
- There's no one as fat as you.
524
00:42:48,995 --> 00:42:52,078
Fingers crossed for
you though, love.
525
00:43:09,745 --> 00:43:14,076
- Oh, Mark. I'll book us
a hotel room for Cardiff.
526
00:43:14,077 --> 00:43:17,160
- Yeah, yeah. What
about you, pink?
527
00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:20,160
- I'll crash with Carlos,
if he's selected, anyway.
528
00:43:20,161 --> 00:43:21,201
Says he won't go otherwise as,
529
00:43:21,202 --> 00:43:23,118
"Cardiff is too far
and too shit to go
530
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:24,910
just for a night out."
531
00:43:24,911 --> 00:43:27,201
- What? You're playing
the draconians?
532
00:43:27,202 --> 00:43:28,743
Yeah.
533
00:43:28,744 --> 00:43:32,118
Good luck. They even gave
us a run for our money.
534
00:43:32,119 --> 00:43:33,451
- Great.
535
00:43:33,452 --> 00:43:34,993
Stuart must be splashing out,
536
00:43:34,994 --> 00:43:38,744
because Barry hasn't
sent us there for years.
537
00:43:46,202 --> 00:43:48,701
Northern line: The
train now approaching
538
00:43:48,702 --> 00:43:50,243
is to...
539
00:44:33,993 --> 00:44:37,866
- You go on up ahead.
I'll hang back.
540
00:44:37,867 --> 00:44:38,950
- Yeah, sure.
541
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:56,366
- Boys, selection's up.
542
00:44:56,367 --> 00:44:57,284
Ooh, yes.
543
00:44:57,285 --> 00:45:00,241
- What? Give me a sec.
- Okay, south London stags.
544
00:45:00,242 --> 00:45:02,366
B team Cardiff away game.
545
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:03,783
Okay, here we go.
546
00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:07,574
Pinky, Jimmy,
gareth, vlad, bjorn.
547
00:45:07,575 --> 00:45:08,783
He's not been at
training in weeks.
548
00:45:08,784 --> 00:45:10,449
- He still put himself
down as available.
549
00:45:10,450 --> 00:45:13,949
Dean, Peter h, Frankie,
me, scrum half.
550
00:45:13,950 --> 00:45:15,991
Thank you very much,
stu. Tom at 10-
551
00:45:15,992 --> 00:45:17,533
- thank god. Someone decent
to catch your shitty throws-
552
00:45:17,534 --> 00:45:19,283
- Mark and Henry in the centers.
553
00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:22,073
Carlos and Liam on the
wings, and Ian at 15.
554
00:45:22,074 --> 00:45:26,824
Subs on the bench, York, Ford
and Warren hunt. What? Who?
555
00:45:27,699 --> 00:45:29,448
Wait, is that right?
Let me see that.
556
00:45:29,449 --> 00:45:32,032
Oh shit, bad luck oli.
557
00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:35,448
- No, it's fine. Maybe
I'll still come watch.
558
00:45:35,449 --> 00:45:37,490
Not sure why you look so happy.
559
00:45:37,491 --> 00:45:40,782
Stuart isn't going to leave
an a team player on the bench.
560
00:45:40,783 --> 00:45:42,865
He'll be in the starting lineup.
561
00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:44,115
- He's a prop, isn't he?
562
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:48,615
- Oh fuck, yeah. He is. Well,
that's one of us out then, g.
563
00:45:48,616 --> 00:45:49,865
He just wants to give him
a run out on the pitch
564
00:45:49,866 --> 00:45:50,990
at some point.
565
00:45:50,991 --> 00:45:51,824
I'm not worried.
566
00:45:51,825 --> 00:45:53,573
He said he was going to
field the strongest team.
567
00:45:53,574 --> 00:45:56,073
Clearly not, because he
selected you, didn't he?
568
00:45:56,074 --> 00:45:58,157
- Fuck you.
- I bet you would.
569
00:45:58,158 --> 00:45:59,823
But even I have standards.
570
00:45:59,824 --> 00:46:01,865
- Hey, hey.
- Whoa.
571
00:46:01,866 --> 00:46:03,406
- Let's grab a drink.
572
00:46:03,407 --> 00:46:04,240
- Not tonight.
573
00:46:04,241 --> 00:46:08,240
Turning down a drink?
That's a first.
574
00:46:19,698 --> 00:46:22,322
- Are you insane? What
were you thinking?
575
00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:24,072
- Relax. Look, I just spoke
to Stuart and I told him that-
576
00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:27,197
- you spoke to Stuart?
And said what exactly?
577
00:46:27,198 --> 00:46:28,531
- I just told him I
fancied an easy game
578
00:46:28,532 --> 00:46:30,072
to get back into
things after injury,
579
00:46:30,073 --> 00:46:31,447
and also wouldn't
mind a good night out.
580
00:46:31,448 --> 00:46:33,906
- An easy game? Yeah?
581
00:46:33,907 --> 00:46:35,156
What, and you don't think
people might find that
582
00:46:35,157 --> 00:46:36,489
a little suspicious?
583
00:46:36,490 --> 00:46:38,322
That an a team player
just decided to randomly
584
00:46:38,323 --> 00:46:41,073
come and play with
us for a game?
585
00:46:41,990 --> 00:46:43,490
What did John say?
586
00:46:45,572 --> 00:46:48,446
Have you even spoken to him?
587
00:46:48,447 --> 00:46:49,697
Christ, Warren.
588
00:46:50,656 --> 00:46:53,071
I can't believe you've
fucking done this.
589
00:46:53,072 --> 00:46:55,238
- You're over-reacting.
590
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,655
It'll be fun. We'll
get to play together.
591
00:46:56,656 --> 00:46:59,530
- Did you even think to ask
if I'd be okay with this?
592
00:46:59,531 --> 00:47:00,781
No, you didn't.
593
00:47:02,031 --> 00:47:04,363
- I've booked us a hotel room.
594
00:47:06,739 --> 00:47:11,530
- A hotel room? That's
wonderful. Really, really.
595
00:47:11,531 --> 00:47:15,031
That's wonderful.
That's the best one yet.
596
00:47:23,906 --> 00:47:26,821
Probably shouldn't
arrive together.
597
00:47:40,405 --> 00:47:44,612
For the 8:18 great
western railway service
598
00:47:44,613 --> 00:47:47,363
to Cardiff central...
599
00:47:48,863 --> 00:47:52,112
Right, they're going by car.
600
00:47:52,113 --> 00:47:53,737
Ah, hello.
601
00:47:53,738 --> 00:47:55,029
Hola.
602
00:47:55,030 --> 00:47:56,612
One train ticket for you sir.
603
00:47:56,613 --> 00:47:57,863
Thanks.
604
00:47:58,905 --> 00:48:01,445
Right. Is that everyone?
605
00:48:01,446 --> 00:48:03,070
Er, pinky's not here yet.
606
00:48:03,071 --> 00:48:06,487
- Of course he's not.
- He's got about five minutes.
607
00:48:06,488 --> 00:48:07,821
Better hurry up.
608
00:48:09,445 --> 00:48:12,528
Ah, finally.
609
00:48:12,529 --> 00:48:14,653
Dick of the day already, pinky.
610
00:48:14,654 --> 00:48:16,403
- No, it was dick last night.
611
00:48:16,404 --> 00:48:18,154
- Ooh.
612
00:49:18,528 --> 00:49:20,110
Right guys, it's shitty weather.
613
00:49:20,111 --> 00:49:23,360
Get out there quickly, warm
up, kick off in 30 minutes.
614
00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:26,818
Vlad, get yourself strapped
up. You're jumping.
615
00:49:26,819 --> 00:49:30,443
- Fuck, I'm actually
quite nervous.
616
00:49:30,444 --> 00:49:33,276
- You'll be fine. Just think
of it like any other game.
617
00:49:33,277 --> 00:49:35,359
Right, I want you to start
618
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,026
your pre-match mental rituals.
619
00:49:38,027 --> 00:49:42,609
Visualize those first
tackles. Those first hits.
620
00:49:42,610 --> 00:49:44,276
How are they going to feel?
621
00:49:44,277 --> 00:49:46,276
I want you to get in
the right head-space.
622
00:49:46,277 --> 00:49:48,276
Channel that aggression.
623
00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:52,692
Get rid of all that mental
baggage, and just focus.
624
00:50:02,527 --> 00:50:04,067
Okay, pinky, you're
going to be loose-head.
625
00:50:04,068 --> 00:50:06,526
Jimmy, you're going to be
hooker. Warren, tight-head.
626
00:50:06,527 --> 00:50:07,817
Sorry g, but I need
a lot of experience
627
00:50:07,818 --> 00:50:09,026
against this team today.
628
00:50:09,027 --> 00:50:10,401
I'll bring you on
for the second half.
629
00:50:10,402 --> 00:50:12,985
In the engine room, we've
got vlad, bjorn, flankers,
630
00:50:13,027 --> 00:50:14,858
we've got Pete and Dean,
and number eight, Felix.
631
00:50:14,859 --> 00:50:17,608
Neil, you're going to be
number nine, Tommy, 10,
632
00:50:17,609 --> 00:50:19,275
and then the centers,
we've got Mark, Henry.
633
00:50:19,276 --> 00:50:20,858
Mark, I want you to play
outside center today.
634
00:50:20,859 --> 00:50:21,941
Let's see how that goes.
635
00:50:21,942 --> 00:50:23,691
On the wings, we've
got Liam and Carlos.
636
00:50:23,692 --> 00:50:24,816
Fullback, we've got yorkie.
637
00:50:24,817 --> 00:50:26,941
Ian, I'll bring you on for
yorkie in the second half.
638
00:50:26,942 --> 00:50:28,358
Just keep yourself
warm and ready.
639
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:29,483
- Two minutes, gents.
640
00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:30,317
- Thank you, sir.
641
00:50:30,317 --> 00:50:31,151
- Right, captain. What you got?
642
00:50:31,152 --> 00:50:33,400
- I've got aggression,
yeah? We've got hunger.
643
00:50:33,401 --> 00:50:34,691
And I've got your backs.
644
00:50:34,692 --> 00:50:37,191
I need you to have mine
and each other's, yeah?
645
00:50:37,192 --> 00:50:39,025
Now, I didn't come
all the way to wales
646
00:50:39,026 --> 00:50:40,358
in this shitty fucking weather
647
00:50:40,359 --> 00:50:43,483
to see us lot give anything
less than 100%, okay?
648
00:50:43,484 --> 00:50:45,650
Yeah, no mercy. Come on, yes.
649
00:50:47,276 --> 00:50:48,400
Three, two, one.
650
00:50:48,401 --> 00:50:50,358
Stags!
651
00:52:21,898 --> 00:52:24,397
Okay, guys, really well
done, really well done,
652
00:52:24,398 --> 00:52:25,813
but we're not there yet.
653
00:52:25,814 --> 00:52:26,938
I was going to
make a few changes,
654
00:52:26,939 --> 00:52:28,563
but I'm going to keep
the lineup as it is.
655
00:52:28,564 --> 00:52:30,563
Pinky, one, fantastic teamwork.
656
00:52:30,564 --> 00:52:32,230
Mark, brilliant try.
657
00:52:32,231 --> 00:52:34,647
Let's get back up there
and do the business.
658
00:53:38,188 --> 00:53:42,021
- Lads, lads. A little something
to toast our first victory.
659
00:54:40,228 --> 00:54:43,352
Gentlemen? Thank you.
660
00:54:43,353 --> 00:54:44,519
That was a tough game,
661
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,520
and I think I'm going
to be walking funny
662
00:54:45,521 --> 00:54:47,310
for a few days after that.
663
00:54:47,311 --> 00:54:50,560
Thank you, Cardiff, for
hosting us so generously,
664
00:54:50,561 --> 00:54:52,477
and for giving us such a
good run for our money.
665
00:54:52,478 --> 00:54:53,685
So thank you.
666
00:54:57,395 --> 00:54:59,602
- And for our man of
the match this week,
667
00:54:59,603 --> 00:55:00,852
I think it's got
to go to someone
668
00:55:00,853 --> 00:55:02,644
who really turned the
game around for us.
669
00:55:02,645 --> 00:55:04,144
The kind of performance
that I think
670
00:55:04,145 --> 00:55:06,060
we should all aspire to.
671
00:55:06,061 --> 00:55:09,851
And it's been a few years,
but I for one really enjoyed
672
00:55:09,852 --> 00:55:11,768
having him back in amongst us.
673
00:55:11,769 --> 00:55:12,685
And I know that,
strictly speaking,
674
00:55:12,727 --> 00:55:13,934
he's not one of our number,
675
00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:16,268
but I can't think of
anyone more deserving
676
00:55:16,269 --> 00:55:17,809
than Mr. Warren hunt.
677
00:55:25,644 --> 00:55:28,101
And a bit of housekeeping
before we go on.
678
00:55:28,102 --> 00:55:30,018
When we talk about aggression...
679
00:55:30,019 --> 00:55:31,851
- Warren hunt.
680
00:55:31,852 --> 00:55:36,226
He sounds like he's from
a long line of hunts.
681
00:55:36,227 --> 00:55:38,393
Vlad the impaler
for starting a fight
682
00:55:38,394 --> 00:55:39,893
on our opponents.
683
00:55:43,602 --> 00:55:46,685
- He is a stag lad,
he is a stag lad,
684
00:56:17,684 --> 00:56:19,975
Oh it's such a beautiful sight.
685
00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:20,976
- Shut up.
686
00:56:21,976 --> 00:56:24,600
- What the fuck's
wrong with you?
687
00:56:24,601 --> 00:56:29,058
- It's a joke, Jimmy giving
him fucking man of the match.
688
00:56:29,059 --> 00:56:30,683
If he loves his old
teammates so much,
689
00:56:30,684 --> 00:56:32,058
he can fuck off back to them.
690
00:56:32,059 --> 00:56:36,932
- Come on. Like we won, okay?
- Just enjoy the night, yeah?
691
00:56:36,933 --> 00:56:38,475
We were lucky to
have him, anyway.
692
00:56:38,517 --> 00:56:41,141
- Lucky? Do you want to
fuck him or something?
693
00:56:41,142 --> 00:56:42,266
- Come off it, chica.
694
00:56:42,267 --> 00:56:43,849
No, pinky, I'm serious.
695
00:56:43,850 --> 00:56:45,432
What's the point in
us coming all this way
696
00:56:45,433 --> 00:56:48,224
just to have an a team asshole
swoop in for the glory?
697
00:56:48,225 --> 00:56:50,724
While some of us sit
on the sidelines.
698
00:56:50,725 --> 00:56:52,266
- I know, it's brilliant.
699
00:56:52,267 --> 00:56:54,182
- Henry, if you hate
your team mates so much-
700
00:56:54,183 --> 00:56:57,017
- Just the one. One.
701
00:56:58,767 --> 00:56:59,767
I like you.
702
00:57:01,808 --> 00:57:02,808
- Grow up.
703
00:57:06,517 --> 00:57:09,600
- Okay. Drink, anyone?
704
00:57:12,683 --> 00:57:13,517
- I don't think I'll be winning
705
00:57:13,518 --> 00:57:15,431
any popularity contests tonight.
706
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:19,890
- Since when has that bothered
you? They'll get over it.
707
00:57:19,891 --> 00:57:22,390
They're just wired a bit
differently, that's all.
708
00:57:22,391 --> 00:57:27,391
- Clearly. We were over the
moon after our first win.
709
00:57:27,474 --> 00:57:29,431
- They're not that
bothered about it,
710
00:57:29,432 --> 00:57:32,931
unlike our dear old
chairman, unfortunately.
711
00:57:32,932 --> 00:57:34,640
- You want me to speak with him?
712
00:57:34,641 --> 00:57:36,390
- Not going to make
much difference.
713
00:57:36,391 --> 00:57:40,348
Today will just give us
a bit longer, that's all.
714
00:57:40,349 --> 00:57:44,349
Anyway, you've got bigger
things to worry about.
715
00:58:07,015 --> 00:58:09,348
- What are you doing? Henry?
716
00:58:10,515 --> 00:58:11,764
- I miss you.
717
00:58:11,765 --> 00:58:12,765
- I see you all the
time, you idiot-
718
00:58:12,766 --> 00:58:16,015
- you're always off,
now. Doing things.
719
00:58:18,431 --> 00:58:22,847
- You don't love me anymore.
- Don't be stupid.
720
00:58:22,848 --> 00:58:24,222
What is this?
721
00:58:24,223 --> 00:58:26,056
- Oh look, it's
anywhere else but here!
722
00:58:27,973 --> 00:58:30,097
- Pink, can you just hold
this for a second? Please?
723
00:58:30,098 --> 00:58:31,222
Oh no, no, you don't.
724
00:58:31,223 --> 00:58:32,972
- No, come on, come on.
725
00:58:32,973 --> 00:58:34,389
- I hate you.
726
00:58:34,390 --> 00:58:37,390
Thank you. I'll be outside.
727
01:00:00,804 --> 01:00:03,761
- You've no idea how much
I've wanted to do that today.
728
01:00:03,762 --> 01:00:04,762
- Yeah?
729
01:00:05,553 --> 01:00:08,387
You could do it
again if you like.
730
01:00:42,137 --> 01:00:44,802
I really loved playing
with you today.
731
01:00:44,803 --> 01:00:47,135
I'm glad you came.
732
01:00:47,136 --> 01:00:48,136
- Me too.
733
01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:03,885
- Oh, fuck.
734
01:02:13,384 --> 01:02:14,634
Fuck
735
01:02:25,092 --> 01:02:26,092
- Ah.
736
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,884
Morning, sleeping beauty.
737
01:02:30,009 --> 01:02:31,925
You're going to get it.
738
01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:43,841
Oh my god, he lives.
739
01:02:43,842 --> 01:02:45,008
- Don't.
740
01:02:45,009 --> 01:02:48,674
- You have no idea the night
that we've had with this one.
741
01:02:48,675 --> 01:02:49,592
Where were you, man?
742
01:02:49,592 --> 01:02:50,550
- Fuck, guys, I'm sorry.
743
01:02:50,551 --> 01:02:52,382
I was knackered and I
guess I just sort of-
744
01:02:52,383 --> 01:02:54,090
- You must have slept
like the fucking dead,
745
01:02:54,091 --> 01:02:56,132
because we were hammering
on your door for an hour.
746
01:02:56,133 --> 01:02:58,215
- Cinderella here
lost her room card.
747
01:02:58,216 --> 01:02:59,298
- Who'd you pull?
748
01:02:59,299 --> 01:03:01,882
What? Henry, seriously? Come on.
749
01:03:01,883 --> 01:03:03,257
- How did you not hear us?
750
01:03:03,258 --> 01:03:05,298
He had to sleep on our floor,
after we rinsed him off,
751
01:03:05,299 --> 01:03:07,173
fully clothed in the shower.
752
01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:10,382
Do you like vomit? No?
753
01:03:10,383 --> 01:03:11,548
Neither do we.
754
01:03:11,549 --> 01:03:12,383
- I'm right here.
755
01:03:12,384 --> 01:03:14,465
- Oh my god, Henry.
Not one more word.
756
01:03:14,466 --> 01:03:18,382
Wow. Ever the walking
advert for contraception.
757
01:03:18,383 --> 01:03:19,673
Leave off, will you?
758
01:03:19,674 --> 01:03:21,257
I don't blame you, Mark.
759
01:03:21,258 --> 01:03:23,590
I wouldn't share a
room with that either.
760
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:26,257
Clearly, boys, he found
somewhere better to stay.
761
01:03:26,258 --> 01:03:27,091
- He better not have.
762
01:03:27,092 --> 01:03:28,840
Look, I'm sorry, all right?
763
01:03:28,841 --> 01:03:31,257
I went to bed, and
must have passed out.
764
01:03:31,258 --> 01:03:32,632
And since when is
it my responsibility
765
01:03:32,633 --> 01:03:34,381
to look after him, anyway?
766
01:03:34,382 --> 01:03:36,382
He's an adult, isn't he?
767
01:03:37,382 --> 01:03:38,715
- If you say so.
768
01:04:39,422 --> 01:04:40,422
Hello.
769
01:04:40,423 --> 01:04:42,046
- Jesus.
770
01:04:42,047 --> 01:04:43,463
You bastard, I almost died.
771
01:04:43,464 --> 01:04:46,171
- Nice to see you, too.
772
01:04:46,172 --> 01:04:47,463
- Thought you weren't
back until next week.
773
01:04:47,464 --> 01:04:48,381
We finished early,
774
01:04:48,382 --> 01:04:50,380
so they transferred my flight.
775
01:04:50,381 --> 01:04:52,671
Do you mind if we head out?
I'm absolutely starving.
776
01:04:52,672 --> 01:04:55,505
- Really? Do we have
to? I'm shattered.
777
01:04:55,506 --> 01:04:58,670
- How was your football
match? Did you win?
778
01:04:58,671 --> 01:05:00,045
- I told you already.
779
01:05:00,046 --> 01:05:03,213
- Did you? Well were
you 'man of the moment'?
780
01:05:04,671 --> 01:05:07,170
- Look, can we just get a
takeaway or something, instead?
781
01:05:07,171 --> 01:05:10,670
- Yeah, fine. Here,
Chuck me that kit.
782
01:05:10,671 --> 01:05:12,838
I'll throw it in the wash.
783
01:05:26,171 --> 01:05:27,671
Who's Warren hunt?
784
01:05:30,505 --> 01:05:33,504
- Just a teammate. Why?
785
01:05:33,505 --> 01:05:35,254
- You've got his
shirt in your bag.
786
01:05:35,255 --> 01:05:38,420
Shall I Chuck it
in with the rest?
787
01:05:38,421 --> 01:05:42,920
- Yeah. Sure, thanks. I'll
give it to him at training.
788
01:07:16,418 --> 01:07:17,252
Hey mate.
789
01:07:17,253 --> 01:07:18,626
Congratulations on
the game Saturday.
790
01:07:18,627 --> 01:07:20,126
- Yeah, it was great.
791
01:07:20,127 --> 01:07:22,752
I didn't get to play
though, but no big deal.
792
01:07:22,793 --> 01:07:24,334
Henry.
793
01:07:24,335 --> 01:07:25,751
- That's a shame.
- Henry.
794
01:07:25,752 --> 01:07:27,585
- Mark. You off, love?
795
01:07:28,460 --> 01:07:31,751
- Yeah. Other half's
over, so we just...
796
01:07:31,752 --> 01:07:34,667
And you still came to
training? Good man.
797
01:07:34,668 --> 01:07:38,626
- Good man, indeed. Hope you
have a lovely evening together.
798
01:07:38,627 --> 01:07:40,251
Doing anything nice?
799
01:07:40,252 --> 01:07:42,792
No, not really, just
a quiet night in.
800
01:07:42,793 --> 01:07:46,458
Lovely. Enjoy your evening.
801
01:07:46,459 --> 01:07:47,459
- Thanks.
802
01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:52,501
See you.
803
01:07:52,501 --> 01:07:53,334
- See you.
804
01:07:53,335 --> 01:07:55,416
- See you later, mate.
805
01:08:09,876 --> 01:08:12,666
- While I remember, have
you decided about Christmas?
806
01:08:12,667 --> 01:08:13,626
- Rich, we've talked about this.
807
01:08:13,626 --> 01:08:14,626
I've already booked flights.
808
01:08:14,627 --> 01:08:16,041
Yeah, I know.
809
01:08:16,042 --> 01:08:17,001
I just thought it would be nice
810
01:08:17,002 --> 01:08:21,000
if we could spend some
time in the UK together.
811
01:08:21,001 --> 01:08:23,875
- You could always come with me.
812
01:08:23,876 --> 01:08:24,916
- I can't ski.
813
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,458
You're not that bad, rich.
814
01:08:26,459 --> 01:08:28,790
- That is not what
your dad said.
815
01:08:28,791 --> 01:08:30,208
- So that's a no, then, is it?
816
01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:31,915
- I never get to spend
any time with my family-
817
01:08:31,916 --> 01:08:34,332
- yeah, and neither do I.
- Then it's settled.
818
01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:38,916
There's not much point
discussing it further, is there?
819
01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:44,750
Try again.
820
01:08:47,041 --> 01:08:49,124
- Yeah loop, and loop, and loop!
821
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,290
Henry!
822
01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:52,291
What's that?
823
01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:55,375
Next line, ready?
824
01:08:57,666 --> 01:08:58,666
Yes.
825
01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:01,583
- Come on, Henry.
826
01:09:01,584 --> 01:09:03,166
Next line.
827
01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:06,125
- Yeah.
828
01:09:17,582 --> 01:09:22,332
Okay, guys, that's it.
Time to go in. Come on.
829
01:09:27,999 --> 01:09:29,332
- What was that?
830
01:09:30,290 --> 01:09:31,290
Hey.
831
01:09:32,832 --> 01:09:34,039
Everything all right?
832
01:09:34,040 --> 01:09:36,373
- Why wouldn't it be?
833
01:09:36,374 --> 01:09:37,207
- Well, obviously it's not.
834
01:09:37,208 --> 01:09:39,373
You've barely spoken
to me all week.
835
01:09:39,374 --> 01:09:41,623
- Well, you are an adult, Mark,
836
01:09:41,624 --> 01:09:43,289
so I'm sure you'll survive.
837
01:09:43,290 --> 01:09:46,414
- Oh, come on. Look, fine
I'm sorry, but seriously-
838
01:09:46,415 --> 01:09:48,498
- Seriously what, Mark?
839
01:09:48,499 --> 01:09:50,641
Because you've been a shitty
friend for the last few months.
840
01:09:50,665 --> 01:09:52,497
I mean, you never
want to hang out.
841
01:09:52,498 --> 01:09:56,663
You don't want to do anything
outside of training, so -
842
01:09:56,664 --> 01:10:00,830
mate, Cardiff, that was
just the tipping point.
843
01:10:00,831 --> 01:10:02,872
As I was really looking
forward to finally
844
01:10:02,873 --> 01:10:04,414
spending some time together.
845
01:10:04,456 --> 01:10:06,955
- Well, I thought we did.
846
01:10:06,956 --> 01:10:08,122
That is, until you got smashed
847
01:10:08,123 --> 01:10:09,622
out of your fucking
mind, as usual.
848
01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:11,080
- Who the fuck are you? Gareth?
849
01:10:11,081 --> 01:10:12,455
- What's the problem?
- Give me a fucking break.
850
01:10:12,456 --> 01:10:14,413
- What is the problem, then?
851
01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:15,913
I didn't babysit you
and rub your back
852
01:10:15,914 --> 01:10:17,497
while you were throwing
up on some street corner?
853
01:10:17,498 --> 01:10:18,955
- Fuck you, Mark.
854
01:10:18,956 --> 01:10:22,038
- Look, I'm sorry I'm not the
shining example of friendship
855
01:10:22,039 --> 01:10:25,413
that you clearly
expect me to be.
856
01:10:25,414 --> 01:10:28,330
Have you any idea what's
going on in my life?
857
01:10:28,331 --> 01:10:29,913
More to the point,
have you even asked?
858
01:10:29,914 --> 01:10:32,580
- Okay, then. Tell me, tell me.
859
01:10:32,581 --> 01:10:34,537
What kind of actual
problems do you think
860
01:10:34,538 --> 01:10:36,996
you have in your life, Mark?
861
01:10:39,288 --> 01:10:41,205
- You know what, Henry?
862
01:10:42,413 --> 01:10:45,121
Forget it. It doesn't matter.
863
01:10:45,122 --> 01:10:46,662
Just forget it.
864
01:10:46,663 --> 01:10:47,747
- No problem.
865
01:11:39,037 --> 01:11:40,953
- This is driving me fucking
crazy. When's Richard leaving?
866
01:11:40,954 --> 01:11:42,036
- I don't know, okay?
867
01:11:42,037 --> 01:11:45,161
- What do you mean,
you don't know?
868
01:11:45,162 --> 01:11:46,911
- End of the week, maybe?
869
01:11:46,912 --> 01:11:47,912
I think.
870
01:11:49,662 --> 01:11:53,120
Stop it, Warren. This
is fucking insane.
871
01:11:53,121 --> 01:11:54,121
Warren.
872
01:13:03,785 --> 01:13:07,909
That was a little harsh.
I do feel bad about it.
873
01:13:07,910 --> 01:13:10,076
- Don't be.
- He's a petulant child.
874
01:13:10,077 --> 01:13:12,244
I don't know why you care.
875
01:13:16,494 --> 01:13:17,994
He'll get over it.
876
01:13:21,285 --> 01:13:24,992
- Last night was really
difficult for me.
877
01:13:24,993 --> 01:13:27,783
- How do you think I feel?
- Knowing you were with him.
878
01:13:27,784 --> 01:13:29,450
- You go back to
John every night.
879
01:13:29,451 --> 01:13:30,533
It's not the same.
880
01:13:30,534 --> 01:13:31,617
You think I like
having to hide this
881
01:13:31,618 --> 01:13:32,451
from everyone we know,
882
01:13:32,452 --> 01:13:34,033
while I watch you
parade around with him?
883
01:13:34,034 --> 01:13:35,575
- I hate you being with him.
884
01:13:35,576 --> 01:13:38,993
Well, now you know how it feels.
885
01:13:40,909 --> 01:13:43,658
If you want to change
that, you know what to do.
886
01:13:43,659 --> 01:13:45,742
Oh, because that's so simple?
887
01:13:45,743 --> 01:13:47,408
Well, it's not
impossible, Warren.
888
01:13:47,409 --> 01:13:49,219
- Do you have any idea the
drama that would cause?
889
01:13:49,243 --> 01:13:51,825
- Oh what, and you care
about that, do you?
890
01:13:51,826 --> 01:13:55,909
- You're so naive sometimes-
- and you're a cunt.
891
01:14:04,450 --> 01:14:05,450
- I'm sorry.
892
01:14:09,158 --> 01:14:10,325
It's just -
893
01:14:11,992 --> 01:14:14,200
- it's just a bit overwhelming.
894
01:14:22,950 --> 01:14:23,950
- Anyway.
895
01:14:26,492 --> 01:14:28,033
So, I was thinking.
896
01:14:29,575 --> 01:14:33,242
Are you still on your
own over the holidays?
897
01:14:35,158 --> 01:14:36,158
- Well.
898
01:14:37,242 --> 01:14:41,117
Me and John's family
don't exactly get on.
899
01:14:42,950 --> 01:14:43,950
- Okay.
900
01:14:45,825 --> 01:14:49,741
So, come with me, to
my parent's place.
901
01:14:53,449 --> 01:14:54,949
- Are you serious?
902
01:14:56,407 --> 01:14:57,824
- Is that a yes?
903
01:15:16,032 --> 01:15:19,991
Yeah I know. You too.
904
01:15:24,032 --> 01:15:25,866
- Does he suspect anything?
905
01:15:25,907 --> 01:15:28,155
- Not a thing. And
what's to suspect?
906
01:15:28,156 --> 01:15:30,239
I'm going to Geneva
to see my friends.
907
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,155
So, are you ready?
908
01:15:32,156 --> 01:15:33,947
- Yeah, got my passport.
909
01:15:33,948 --> 01:15:37,072
- No, I mean to meet my parents.
910
01:15:37,073 --> 01:15:39,405
- Why? Should I be worried?
911
01:15:39,406 --> 01:15:41,822
I bet your mum's fierce.
912
01:15:41,823 --> 01:15:42,948
- Oh she is.
913
01:15:44,115 --> 01:15:45,115
So fierce.
914
01:15:46,281 --> 01:15:47,656
- Oh god, she is.
915
01:15:49,365 --> 01:15:53,447
- Yeah. You'll be fine.
- Don't worry about it.
916
01:15:53,448 --> 01:15:55,905
- She is, isn't she?
917
01:15:55,906 --> 01:15:56,906
Mark.
918
01:15:58,156 --> 01:15:59,156
Mark.
919
01:16:29,322 --> 01:16:31,196
- Hello.
- Hello, Mark.
920
01:16:31,197 --> 01:16:32,030
- How you doing?
921
01:16:32,031 --> 01:16:33,613
How was your flight? Come in!
922
01:16:33,614 --> 01:16:37,154
- Yeah, no, we
survived, just about.
923
01:16:37,155 --> 01:16:40,197
- And you must be Warren.
924
01:16:40,239 --> 01:16:41,821
- Leonard.
- Pleasure.
925
01:16:41,822 --> 01:16:45,154
It's lovely to meet you, Warren.
926
01:16:45,155 --> 01:16:48,696
I'm Alice. You
boys look thirsty.
927
01:16:48,697 --> 01:16:50,447
I'll get you a drink.
928
01:16:55,571 --> 01:16:59,071
So, Mark tells me
you're quite the player.
929
01:17:00,196 --> 01:17:02,195
He's in the a squad, mom.
930
01:17:02,196 --> 01:17:03,529
I bet.
931
01:17:04,404 --> 01:17:05,903
Do you ski, Warren?
932
01:17:05,904 --> 01:17:08,653
I do, yes. Well, I have.
933
01:17:08,654 --> 01:17:10,153
I went a couple of times
when I was younger.
934
01:17:10,154 --> 01:17:11,945
Dad will take you
both out tomorrow.
935
01:17:11,946 --> 01:17:14,695
You can borrow one of
our suits if you like.
936
01:17:14,696 --> 01:17:17,863
You look like you'll
fill it out well.
937
01:17:42,612 --> 01:17:44,652
- It's a bit on the snug side.
938
01:17:44,653 --> 01:17:48,652
- Let's have a look. Oh
yeah. I can see that.
939
01:18:03,528 --> 01:18:04,862
- How do I look?
940
01:18:06,237 --> 01:18:07,237
- Tight.
941
01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:37,569
- You ok?
- Yeah.
942
01:18:40,652 --> 01:18:43,151
I think I might have
overestimated my ability.
943
01:18:43,152 --> 01:18:45,319
- You'll be fine. Come on.
944
01:18:47,152 --> 01:18:49,651
Well look at that.
Finally a sport I can-
945
01:18:49,652 --> 01:18:51,193
- don't even say it.
946
01:18:53,944 --> 01:18:55,777
Off we go.
947
01:19:07,526 --> 01:19:09,817
- My god, you must be freezing.
948
01:19:09,818 --> 01:19:12,068
- I grew up here, didn't I?
949
01:19:23,818 --> 01:19:24,818
- Thank you.
950
01:19:25,735 --> 01:19:26,735
- What for?
951
01:19:27,651 --> 01:19:28,860
- All of this.
952
01:19:34,693 --> 01:19:36,068
Your mother is, um -
953
01:19:37,068 --> 01:19:38,734
- interesting.
954
01:19:38,735 --> 01:19:41,275
- Yeah, she's a bit eccentric.
955
01:19:42,859 --> 01:19:44,775
- You're so lucky.
956
01:19:51,567 --> 01:19:54,733
- You know, you weren't
actually that bad today.
957
01:19:54,734 --> 01:19:56,274
- Everything hurts.
958
01:19:56,275 --> 01:19:59,024
- I didn't realize you
a's bruise so easily.
959
01:20:07,984 --> 01:20:12,400
- You know, I'm pretty sure
that they've gone to bed.
960
01:20:40,191 --> 01:20:45,191
J' I can touch your
love, I feel it I
961
01:20:45,441 --> 01:20:50,441
j' I want you to know
how much I need it j'
962
01:20:50,858 --> 01:20:53,648
j' had I thought I
needed you so bad j"
963
01:20:53,649 --> 01:20:58,315
j' I would have,
never let you go j'
964
01:20:58,316 --> 01:21:00,065
j'ohj'
965
01:21:00,066 --> 01:21:02,440
j'iwas a foolj'
966
01:21:02,441 --> 01:21:05,022
j'iseeitj'
967
01:21:05,023 --> 01:21:10,023
j" I can't find the words
to stop you leaving j“
968
01:21:10,315 --> 01:21:13,106
j' and I know I
treated you so bad I
969
01:21:13,107 --> 01:21:14,731
j'butlj'
970
01:21:14,732 --> 01:21:17,856
j" I got to let you know j'
971
01:21:17,857 --> 01:21:19,647
j'ohj'
972
01:21:19,648 --> 01:21:21,981
j" there's nothing
I'd not say j'
973
01:21:21,982 --> 01:21:24,564
j' there's nothing I'd not do j"
974
01:21:24,565 --> 01:21:29,272
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“
975
01:21:29,273 --> 01:21:31,564
j' not a lie I couldn't live j"
976
01:21:31,565 --> 01:21:34,106
j“ any struggle
I'd push through j“
977
01:21:34,107 --> 01:21:42,107
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“
978
01:21:49,522 --> 01:21:52,188
J'ohnoj'
979
01:21:52,189 --> 01:21:55,147
j' with you I
980
01:22:15,772 --> 01:22:18,188
J" there's nothing
I'd not say j'
981
01:22:18,189 --> 01:22:20,605
j' there's nothing I'd not do j"
982
01:22:20,606 --> 01:22:25,313
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“
983
01:22:25,314 --> 01:22:27,855
j' not a lie I couldn't live j"
984
01:22:27,856 --> 01:22:30,395
j“ any struggle
I'll push through j“
985
01:22:30,396 --> 01:22:35,188
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“
986
01:22:35,230 --> 01:22:40,187
j' just to be spending
Christmas time with you j“
987
01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:30,354
- I won't tell if you won't.
988
01:23:31,354 --> 01:23:34,728
- And when did you
start smoking again?
989
01:23:34,729 --> 01:23:38,686
- I wasn't talking
about the cigarette.
990
01:23:40,354 --> 01:23:44,144
It's so wonderful to have
you out here, darling.
991
01:23:44,145 --> 01:23:46,812
And of course, Warren is lovely.
992
01:23:47,895 --> 01:23:48,895
- Yeah.
993
01:23:53,478 --> 01:23:56,394
Am I doing the
right thing, though?
994
01:23:58,561 --> 01:24:00,685
- When I met your father,
995
01:24:00,686 --> 01:24:04,103
I could barely take
my eyes off him, too.
996
01:24:05,561 --> 01:24:07,977
He wasn't available either.
997
01:24:07,978 --> 01:24:08,936
- What?
998
01:24:08,937 --> 01:24:10,643
- I was no angel.
999
01:24:10,644 --> 01:24:14,060
At the time, I was sleeping
with my history professor,
1000
01:24:14,061 --> 01:24:17,102
but we both knew
that was just sex.
1001
01:24:17,103 --> 01:24:20,768
- But what sex it was.
- Mum. Please.
1002
01:24:20,769 --> 01:24:23,685
- Your father, however,
was with Jennifer.
1003
01:24:23,686 --> 01:24:25,518
Huge tits, like
you've never seen.
1004
01:24:26,437 --> 01:24:30,685
The point I'm trying to make
is that they were in love.
1005
01:24:30,686 --> 01:24:33,435
High school sweethearts.
1006
01:24:33,436 --> 01:24:37,518
So, naturally, he couldn't
keep his hands off me.
1007
01:24:38,477 --> 01:24:41,434
We went about the campus
hiding in shadows,
1008
01:24:41,435 --> 01:24:45,559
sneaking into one another's
bedrooms, for months.
1009
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,601
I put up with living
in Jennifer's shadow,
1010
01:24:47,602 --> 01:24:51,768
because I knew I could
eventually steal his heart.
1011
01:24:55,352 --> 01:24:58,227
Jennifer was heartbroken.
1012
01:24:59,893 --> 01:25:03,476
After he ended it,
she sent me a letter.
1013
01:25:03,477 --> 01:25:06,726
It was one of the most
distressing things I've ever read.
1014
01:25:06,727 --> 01:25:10,143
I still have it. Your
father has no idea.
1015
01:25:11,977 --> 01:25:16,184
We got married not long
after, and then we had you,
1016
01:25:16,185 --> 01:25:19,517
my favorite human
being on this earth.
1017
01:25:21,642 --> 01:25:25,308
But darling, your father
has never changed.
1018
01:25:25,309 --> 01:25:29,016
The whole town
knew about Natalie.
1019
01:25:29,017 --> 01:25:32,391
- My au pair?
- Christ, mom. I was five.
1020
01:25:32,392 --> 01:25:34,433
And the years of stolen moments
1021
01:25:34,434 --> 01:25:36,141
with the secretary.
1022
01:25:36,142 --> 01:25:38,600
That's just the
two I know about.
1023
01:25:38,601 --> 01:25:40,016
- Mum, this is a
whole lot to take in.
1024
01:25:40,017 --> 01:25:43,475
I've learnt to live with
your father's infidelity.
1025
01:25:43,476 --> 01:25:46,266
Every year, we get
a little older,
1026
01:25:46,267 --> 01:25:49,266
but it doesn't get any easier.
1027
01:25:49,267 --> 01:25:51,934
Oh, he loves me, and I love him,
1028
01:25:53,517 --> 01:25:55,100
but I understand something now
1029
01:25:55,101 --> 01:26:00,100
that I didn't all those years
ago, from Jennifer's letter.
1030
01:26:00,475 --> 01:26:03,640
I understand not only
the collateral damage
1031
01:26:03,641 --> 01:26:05,890
an affair causes,
1032
01:26:05,891 --> 01:26:10,516
but how a relationship
born from deception
1033
01:26:11,475 --> 01:26:13,975
only continues to create more.
1034
01:26:18,308 --> 01:26:19,558
Get some sleep.
1035
01:27:19,849 --> 01:27:21,682
- He's getting better.
1036
01:27:25,764 --> 01:27:27,888
- I really like him.
1037
01:27:27,889 --> 01:27:30,139
- Whatever makes you happy.
1038
01:27:33,806 --> 01:27:35,972
- Dad, I wanted to
ask you something.
1039
01:27:35,973 --> 01:27:36,973
- Yeah?
1040
01:27:40,973 --> 01:27:45,513
- Me and mom, we talked
about Jennifer last night.
1041
01:27:45,514 --> 01:27:47,764
- One too many rosés, then.
1042
01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:50,264
- Yeah, I guess.
1043
01:27:53,014 --> 01:27:57,138
I don't know, it's just- -
Mark, I love your mother.
1044
01:27:57,139 --> 01:28:02,139
I don't know why she wants to
dig up this ancient history.
1045
01:28:02,639 --> 01:28:05,972
Warren seems like a good man.
1046
01:28:07,722 --> 01:28:11,096
His tits aren't as nice as
Jennifer's though I have to say.
1047
01:28:14,805 --> 01:28:15,805
Listen.
1048
01:28:17,722 --> 01:28:20,346
Life comes at you fast.
1049
01:28:20,347 --> 01:28:24,346
Sometimes, it's hard
to find the joy in it,
1050
01:28:24,347 --> 01:28:28,763
so you just need to grab
hold of it whenever you can.
1051
01:28:33,805 --> 01:28:38,472
- I guess it's just hard to
know what's the right thing.
1052
01:28:39,388 --> 01:28:41,137
Without hurting anyone.
1053
01:28:41,138 --> 01:28:43,054
- If you're always worried
about hurting someone,
1054
01:28:43,055 --> 01:28:44,055
you're going to miss out on some
1055
01:28:44,056 --> 01:28:48,387
of the most incredible stuff
that life has to offer.
1056
01:28:51,512 --> 01:28:53,428
Wa-hey.
1057
01:28:55,012 --> 01:28:56,636
Getting better.
1058
01:28:56,637 --> 01:28:57,679
- Yeah.
1059
01:29:36,470 --> 01:29:37,428
Ready?
1060
01:29:37,470 --> 01:29:38,470
- Yeah.
1061
01:31:38,175 --> 01:31:40,132
- Happy new year!
1062
01:31:40,133 --> 01:31:41,841
- Not quite, love.
1063
01:31:41,842 --> 01:31:46,008
- Oh shut up, Sandy vagina.
- Come in and get drunk.
1064
01:31:51,925 --> 01:31:53,632
You're welcome.
1065
01:31:53,633 --> 01:31:54,633
- Thanks.
1066
01:31:58,967 --> 01:32:01,049
- That is so bad.
1067
01:32:01,050 --> 01:32:03,049
- Hey, love. How
were your holidays?
1068
01:32:03,050 --> 01:32:07,467
- Yeah, no, really good,
thanks. Really good, thanks.
1069
01:32:11,425 --> 01:32:12,841
Oh
1070
01:32:12,842 --> 01:32:16,382
- still not patched things up?
1071
01:32:16,383 --> 01:32:18,923
Do you think it's salvageable?
1072
01:32:18,924 --> 01:32:19,924
- It's you.
1073
01:32:22,174 --> 01:32:23,174
Come on.
1074
01:32:30,216 --> 01:32:32,048
Hey stranger.
1075
01:32:32,049 --> 01:32:33,049
- Hey.
1076
01:32:34,257 --> 01:32:35,257
- You okay?
1077
01:32:37,382 --> 01:32:41,299
- As good as I can be,
deep in enemy territory.
1078
01:32:46,632 --> 01:32:49,757
Look, is there any
chance that we can just -
1079
01:32:50,632 --> 01:32:52,424
- we can maybe start again?
1080
01:32:55,841 --> 01:32:56,841
- Yeah.
1081
01:33:02,340 --> 01:33:03,589
I miss you, buddy.
1082
01:33:03,590 --> 01:33:04,590
- I miss you.
1083
01:33:08,965 --> 01:33:10,755
Everything okay?
1084
01:33:10,756 --> 01:33:12,214
- Yeah, yeah.
1085
01:33:12,215 --> 01:33:13,672
Happy new year, boys.
1086
01:33:13,673 --> 01:33:14,673
- Hey.
1087
01:33:19,006 --> 01:33:22,922
So, any new year's resolutions?
1088
01:33:22,923 --> 01:33:24,423
- Yeah, one or two.
1089
01:33:26,548 --> 01:33:27,840
- Excuse me a sec.
1090
01:33:31,131 --> 01:33:32,422
- You should go for it man.
1091
01:33:32,423 --> 01:33:36,214
- Honestly, he's not
interested. He's not.
1092
01:33:36,215 --> 01:33:37,547
Stop looking at me like that.
1093
01:33:37,548 --> 01:33:38,381
- What?
1094
01:33:38,382 --> 01:33:40,340
You know what you're doing.
1095
01:33:48,839 --> 01:33:50,422
- Same again, boys?
1096
01:34:49,254 --> 01:34:50,462
Christ, I hate this.
1097
01:34:50,463 --> 01:34:53,713
I know, and I'm sorry, okay?
1098
01:35:04,088 --> 01:35:05,544
- Oh shit.
1099
01:35:05,545 --> 01:35:06,919
I'm so sorry.
1100
01:35:06,920 --> 01:35:07,961
- Fuck.
1101
01:35:07,962 --> 01:35:11,627
It's okay, I didn't see
anything. Well, I did.
1102
01:35:11,628 --> 01:35:14,544
But I can pretend I didn't.
Okay, no, that's a lie too.
1103
01:35:14,545 --> 01:35:18,044
- Pinky, please.
Don't say anything.
1104
01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:19,128
- Okay, okay.
1105
01:35:23,295 --> 01:35:24,295
Warren.
1106
01:35:25,087 --> 01:35:26,087
- Hi, pinky.
1107
01:35:27,128 --> 01:35:28,169
Please, pink.
1108
01:35:28,170 --> 01:35:30,586
It's okay, I won't.
1109
01:35:30,587 --> 01:35:33,670
I'm just going back downstairs.
1110
01:35:39,587 --> 01:35:43,712
It's just, I just came
to get my charger.
1111
01:35:47,045 --> 01:35:50,961
You know what? Nevermind.
I'll come back later.
1112
01:36:10,461 --> 01:36:12,710
- 10 minutes, boys.
1113
01:36:12,711 --> 01:36:14,668
- Let's get a group photo.
1114
01:36:14,669 --> 01:36:16,085
Lovely people, team b,
1115
01:36:16,086 --> 01:36:19,793
let's get a final team
photo of the year.
1116
01:36:26,461 --> 01:36:27,294
Give me your phone, pink.
1117
01:36:27,295 --> 01:36:29,375
Mine's plugged in for the music.
1118
01:36:29,376 --> 01:36:30,543
- Mine's dead.
1119
01:36:31,418 --> 01:36:34,375
You just went to charge it.
1120
01:36:34,376 --> 01:36:36,626
- It's fine, just use mine.
1121
01:36:44,751 --> 01:36:46,626
- You as well. Come on.
1122
01:37:03,043 --> 01:37:05,417
- Three, two, one.
1123
01:37:05,418 --> 01:37:07,168
- Stags.
1124
01:38:21,333 --> 01:38:22,498
- What the fuck
did you say to him?
1125
01:38:22,499 --> 01:38:24,123
- Honestly, Mark.
1126
01:38:24,124 --> 01:38:27,457
It can't be easy for him to
compete for your attention,
1127
01:38:27,458 --> 01:38:30,790
even when you only
had one boyfriend.
1128
01:38:30,791 --> 01:38:32,623
- Jesus fucking Christ.
1129
01:38:32,624 --> 01:38:35,498
- I was doing him
a favor, really.
1130
01:38:48,540 --> 01:38:50,247
Yeah, mate, you can
try and fucking run.
1131
01:38:50,248 --> 01:38:51,706
Just leave it.
1132
01:38:51,707 --> 01:38:55,164
Do you actually
care about anyone?
1133
01:38:55,165 --> 01:38:56,373
The team?
1134
01:39:01,832 --> 01:39:04,872
Twelve, eleven, ten...
1135
01:39:04,873 --> 01:39:06,622
It's the countdown,
man. Come on.
1136
01:39:06,623 --> 01:39:10,498
Nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four,
1137
01:39:11,915 --> 01:39:15,165
three, two, one, happy new year.
1138
01:39:17,747 --> 01:39:19,996
- You fucking do it again
man! Fucking do it again -
1139
01:39:19,997 --> 01:39:21,330
- He isn't worth it.
1140
01:39:21,331 --> 01:39:22,746
- I'll kill him, you fuck.
- Mate, mate,
1141
01:39:22,747 --> 01:39:24,580
he's not worth it, look at me.
1142
01:39:24,581 --> 01:39:26,581
He's not worth it, yeah?
1143
01:39:54,122 --> 01:39:56,622
Are you going to say anything?
1144
01:40:15,121 --> 01:40:16,454
- Maybe it's time you go sweet-
1145
01:40:16,455 --> 01:40:18,538
- don't fucking touch me.
1146
01:40:30,913 --> 01:40:32,996
Happy fucking new year.
1147
01:41:42,203 --> 01:41:44,119
- Happy new year, baby.
1148
01:41:51,203 --> 01:41:52,910
- Rich, there's
something that I er-
1149
01:41:52,911 --> 01:41:54,744
- It's okay.
1150
01:41:55,619 --> 01:41:56,911
I already know.
1151
01:41:58,619 --> 01:42:00,161
I know everything.
1152
01:42:02,828 --> 01:42:03,828
- Who?
1153
01:42:05,203 --> 01:42:06,618
- Does it matter?
1154
01:42:09,618 --> 01:42:10,951
- Richard, I don't
know what to say-
1155
01:42:10,952 --> 01:42:11,952
- don't.
1156
01:42:13,702 --> 01:42:14,702
Please.
1157
01:42:19,202 --> 01:42:20,452
- I'm so sorry.
1158
01:42:30,952 --> 01:42:35,076
I've made up a bed in
the spare room for you.
1159
01:42:35,077 --> 01:42:38,742
You can pack your
things in the morning.
1160
01:45:47,697 --> 01:45:49,487
No, that's a knock on,
1161
01:45:49,488 --> 01:45:51,237
and that's the ball game.
1162
01:46:27,321 --> 01:46:30,821
Jimmy, can I have a word?
1163
01:46:58,779 --> 01:47:00,445
- How have you been?
1164
01:47:01,736 --> 01:47:04,153
- Yeah. Yeah. No, good. Good.
1165
01:47:05,903 --> 01:47:06,903
Life's good.
1166
01:47:10,861 --> 01:47:12,777
- Barry is dropping the b team-
1167
01:47:12,778 --> 01:47:14,235
- please don't, pink.
1168
01:47:14,236 --> 01:47:15,070
- You can act like
you don't care-
1169
01:47:15,070 --> 01:47:16,070
- I don't.
1170
01:47:18,820 --> 01:47:20,527
Sorry.
1171
01:47:20,528 --> 01:47:22,820
I don't. Really.
1172
01:47:25,611 --> 01:47:27,944
It's not going to happen, okay?
1173
01:47:27,945 --> 01:47:29,278
So just drop it.
1174
01:47:32,486 --> 01:47:36,236
- I hated rugby in
school. Did you know that?
1175
01:47:39,070 --> 01:47:42,735
I was great at it, but
I hated every second.
1176
01:47:47,319 --> 01:47:50,402
Never thought I'd
give it another go.
1177
01:47:51,652 --> 01:47:53,902
Then I met all of you boys.
1178
01:47:56,152 --> 01:47:58,569
It was like finding a family.
1179
01:48:00,902 --> 01:48:02,401
Maybe being a stag
meant nothing to you-
1180
01:48:02,402 --> 01:48:04,276
- this isn't fair, pink.
1181
01:48:04,277 --> 01:48:06,777
- No, it isn't.
1182
01:48:13,194 --> 01:48:16,194
- Look, I'm sorry,
okay? The answer is no.
1183
01:48:24,526 --> 01:48:28,609
- Okay lads.
- That's enough, let's go.
1184
01:48:35,693 --> 01:48:36,693
- Hey.
1185
01:48:40,943 --> 01:48:43,192
I need something from you.
1186
01:48:43,193 --> 01:48:44,693
No way.
1187
01:48:46,193 --> 01:48:48,483
He doesn't want to see me.
1188
01:48:48,484 --> 01:48:50,609
You owe us this.
1189
01:50:07,941 --> 01:50:09,315
- I can't stop thinking
about Christmas-
1190
01:50:09,316 --> 01:50:10,356
- stop.
1191
01:50:10,357 --> 01:50:12,481
- Next time, I'll even beat
your dad down the mountain-
1192
01:50:12,482 --> 01:50:16,816
- Warren, there won't be a
next time. You know that.
1193
01:50:22,899 --> 01:50:23,982
- I miss you.
1194
01:50:29,732 --> 01:50:31,648
- Why are we even here?
1195
01:50:35,898 --> 01:50:38,398
Pinky spoke to you, didn't he?
1196
01:50:40,106 --> 01:50:42,147
- It really hurt that
you never answered.
1197
01:50:42,148 --> 01:50:43,689
- I'm surprised you care.
1198
01:50:43,690 --> 01:50:45,106
- Don't say that.
1199
01:50:49,356 --> 01:50:50,481
Mark.
1200
01:50:51,606 --> 01:50:53,565
I love you.
1201
01:50:59,065 --> 01:51:02,148
- And what good does
that do me now? Hmm?
1202
01:51:03,231 --> 01:51:04,814
- Why are you doing this?
1203
01:51:04,815 --> 01:51:08,064
- Why am I? Why are you, Warren?
1204
01:51:08,065 --> 01:51:12,148
What is it you want from
me? You had your chance.
1205
01:51:13,605 --> 01:51:15,605
It's all just words now.
1206
01:51:21,897 --> 01:51:24,147
Does John know you're here?
1207
01:51:37,064 --> 01:51:39,397
- How did we get here, Mark?
1208
01:52:07,646 --> 01:52:09,396
- Pinky gave me this.
1209
01:52:16,979 --> 01:52:18,479
Don't punish them.
1210
01:53:34,186 --> 01:53:36,352
- You're a good man, Mark.
1211
01:54:36,143 --> 01:54:39,100
Go, go, go, go, go.
1212
01:54:39,101 --> 01:54:41,351
Ready, ready ready, go!
1213
01:55:06,892 --> 01:55:10,141
It's been a tough old
season for us all,
1214
01:55:10,142 --> 01:55:12,641
but we've got
everything to fight for.
1215
01:55:12,642 --> 01:55:15,308
Now, the powers that be might
not believe in you, but I do,
1216
01:55:15,309 --> 01:55:18,600
completely, and I know
that every one of you
1217
01:55:18,642 --> 01:55:20,599
believes in each other.
1218
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:21,974
So lets show that today
1219
01:55:21,975 --> 01:55:24,349
- and lets show that to
everybody who's watching.
1220
01:55:24,350 --> 01:55:25,807
- Come on, boys. Let's
do this. Hands in.
1221
01:55:25,808 --> 01:55:27,140
Three, two, one.
1222
01:55:27,141 --> 01:55:28,515
Stags!
1223
01:56:30,307 --> 01:56:31,598
- Come on, boys.
1224
01:56:38,348 --> 01:56:39,514
- Have I missed much?
1225
01:56:39,515 --> 01:56:42,389
- It's five all and they've
just called half-time.
1226
01:56:42,390 --> 01:56:44,389
We need to focus and get
some discipline, yeah?
1227
01:56:44,390 --> 01:56:45,431
Can we get some water?
1228
01:56:46,307 --> 01:56:47,307
Right, listen up, guys.
1229
01:56:47,308 --> 01:56:48,639
Their backs are unfit.
1230
01:56:48,640 --> 01:56:50,596
They're relying on
their forward power.
1231
01:56:50,597 --> 01:56:53,013
Mr. Pink, you see that
flanker over there?
1232
01:56:53,014 --> 01:56:54,014
Which one?
1233
01:56:54,014 --> 01:56:54,972
- The pretty one.
1234
01:56:54,973 --> 01:56:56,430
Oh, yeah.
1235
01:56:56,431 --> 01:56:57,638
Take him out.
1236
01:56:57,639 --> 01:56:59,013
- I think I can manage that.
1237
01:56:59,014 --> 01:56:59,847
Right, listen up.
1238
01:56:59,848 --> 01:57:02,055
Mark, Henry, you let the
forwards to do their work.
1239
01:57:02,056 --> 01:57:03,805
Then you're going to break
through the back line, all right?
1240
01:57:03,806 --> 01:57:06,805
That is how we are
going win it. Come on.
1241
01:57:20,472 --> 01:57:21,681
- Long time.
1242
01:57:26,556 --> 01:57:29,346
- Do you actually
understand all these rules?
1243
01:57:29,347 --> 01:57:30,514
- First match?
1244
01:57:32,138 --> 01:57:35,845
Well, first of all,
they're laws, not rules,
1245
01:57:35,846 --> 01:57:37,512
- and no,
1246
01:57:37,513 --> 01:57:40,429
but, I don't think anyone does.
1247
01:57:40,430 --> 01:57:42,805
Least of all, this ref.
1248
01:57:44,805 --> 01:57:46,970
Oh you are so mine.
1249
01:57:53,680 --> 01:57:54,887
High tackle.
1250
01:57:54,888 --> 01:57:59,138
That's not quite what
I meant, Mr. Pink.
1251
01:58:01,596 --> 01:58:04,137
They're one player down, now.
1252
01:58:04,138 --> 01:58:06,804
Five minutes left. Still a tie.
1253
01:58:06,805 --> 01:58:08,095
Ladies, focus.
1254
01:58:08,096 --> 01:58:10,470
Henry, you got this.
1255
01:59:49,302 --> 01:59:51,259
Come on, guys.
It's not over yet.
1256
01:59:51,260 --> 01:59:52,260
Carlos.
1257
01:59:53,593 --> 01:59:55,677
- Wait, give it to Henry.
1258
01:59:56,718 --> 01:59:58,802
Well done, Henry.
1259
02:00:59,634 --> 02:01:04,633
- Thought I would finally see
what all the fuss was about.
1260
02:01:05,050 --> 02:01:06,466
- It means a lot.
1261
02:01:26,758 --> 02:01:29,925
I am sorry. I never
meant to hurt you.
1262
02:01:33,091 --> 02:01:34,590
- It's getting late.
1263
02:01:34,591 --> 02:01:39,591
- Look, maybe we can go for a
drink or something, sometime?
1264
02:01:39,675 --> 02:01:43,507
- I'm really glad I got
to see you play, Mark.
1265
02:01:45,799 --> 02:01:47,423
Where's Mark?
1266
02:01:47,424 --> 02:01:48,589
- Mark.
1267
02:01:48,590 --> 02:01:49,590
Come on.
1268
02:01:51,549 --> 02:01:52,549
- It's okay.
1269
02:02:23,799 --> 02:02:25,048
- Look at them.
1270
02:02:28,423 --> 02:02:33,172
You never really understood
how we used to win, did you?
1271
02:02:33,173 --> 02:02:36,339
But it was never
about being the best.
1272
02:03:05,131 --> 02:03:06,298
- Are we okay?
1273
02:03:08,588 --> 02:03:10,255
- We can work on it.
1274
02:03:24,005 --> 02:03:25,005
- Mark.
1275
02:03:25,797 --> 02:03:28,922
Mark, wait. Please.
1276
02:03:30,880 --> 02:03:31,880
Can we talk?
1277
02:03:46,838 --> 02:03:51,670
That was the best I've
ever seen you play, today.
1278
02:03:51,671 --> 02:03:53,045
- Thanks.
1279
02:03:53,046 --> 02:03:55,129
- I'm glad you came back.
1280
02:04:01,087 --> 02:04:04,045
John wanted to come
down and support Henry.
1281
02:04:04,046 --> 02:04:06,253
And um,
1282
02:04:06,254 --> 02:04:07,753
well,
1283
02:04:07,754 --> 02:04:11,587
- I just wanted to see the
old place for one last time.
1284
02:04:13,254 --> 02:04:15,003
- What do you mean?
1285
02:04:15,004 --> 02:04:18,586
- Me and John are
leaving the club.
1286
02:04:18,587 --> 02:04:20,837
It's probably for the best.
1287
02:04:24,962 --> 02:04:26,712
Now, I'm not so sure.
1288
02:04:29,421 --> 02:04:30,836
Seeing you this week again-
1289
02:04:30,837 --> 02:04:31,836
- Warren.
1290
02:04:33,503 --> 02:04:37,503
- I could go and end it
with him now, right now.
1291
02:04:39,170 --> 02:04:41,419
We could try again,
but properly this time-
1292
02:04:41,420 --> 02:04:42,420
- please.
1293
02:04:46,045 --> 02:04:49,919
I really appreciate
you coming today.
1294
02:04:49,920 --> 02:04:50,920
I do.
1295
02:04:55,045 --> 02:04:56,295
Look, I just...
1296
02:04:59,586 --> 02:05:00,920
We lost our way.
1297
02:05:08,295 --> 02:05:10,961
- And I think I've
found it again now.
1298
02:05:38,335 --> 02:05:40,001
- I've got to go.
1299
02:05:43,294 --> 02:05:44,460
Come here.
1300
02:07:36,582 --> 02:07:38,666
Boys!
1301
02:07:43,957 --> 02:07:45,915
- Nice yellow card today.
1302
02:07:45,916 --> 02:07:47,331
- Oh, fuck.
1303
02:07:49,374 --> 02:07:52,706
- Ladies and gentleman,
1304
02:07:52,707 --> 02:07:54,291
- thank you.
1305
02:07:55,499 --> 02:07:58,831
Firstly, I'd like to express
our sincere gratitude
1306
02:07:58,832 --> 02:08:01,165
to the Rochester boys
for coming down today,
1307
02:08:01,166 --> 02:08:03,580
and providing us
with such spirited
1308
02:08:03,581 --> 02:08:05,372
and sporting opposition.
1309
02:08:05,373 --> 02:08:06,664
So thank you.
1310
02:08:11,040 --> 02:08:12,789
Though I must say
it feels pretty good
1311
02:08:12,790 --> 02:08:17,372
to have reclaimed the
honour today, on this day,
1312
02:08:17,373 --> 02:08:20,373
the day of our final
match together.
1313
02:08:21,456 --> 02:08:25,205
Our final match
together this season.
1314
02:08:25,206 --> 02:08:29,539
And I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank Stuart,
1315
02:08:29,540 --> 02:08:33,622
and each and every one of
my teammates, even gareth.
1316
02:08:35,706 --> 02:08:37,997
My rugby family.
1317
02:08:42,081 --> 02:08:45,288
For reminding me, over
the course of this season,
1318
02:08:45,289 --> 02:08:48,788
what this game of
rugby is really about.
1319
02:08:48,789 --> 02:08:50,080
So thank you.
1320
02:08:51,205 --> 02:08:52,954
And now, for our
man of the match.
1321
02:08:52,955 --> 02:08:54,871
It was a tough call this week,
1322
02:08:54,872 --> 02:08:56,371
but I'd like to give it
to someone who I think
1323
02:08:56,372 --> 02:09:00,246
we all know has had his fair
share struggles off the pitch.
1324
02:09:00,247 --> 02:09:02,288
He never fails to
put that aside,
1325
02:09:02,289 --> 02:09:06,164
and give himself 100%
when he's on the pitch,
1326
02:09:06,205 --> 02:09:07,579
hungover or not.
1327
02:09:07,580 --> 02:09:09,163
Henry Michaels.
1328
02:09:18,872 --> 02:09:20,996
One non-alcoholic pint.
1329
02:09:22,955 --> 02:09:25,703
And now, for our
dick of the day.
1330
02:09:25,704 --> 02:09:29,037
We all know him. We all
still love him anyway.
1331
02:09:29,038 --> 02:09:30,995
He managed to get another
yellow card today.
1332
02:09:30,996 --> 02:09:32,662
He may just be our
dick of the season.
1333
02:09:32,663 --> 02:09:35,453
He is our click of
the season. Mr. Pink.
1334
02:09:39,329 --> 02:09:41,829
- You fuckers. I hate you all.
1335
02:09:46,371 --> 02:09:50,121
He is a stag lad,
he is a stag lad,
1336
02:09:51,413 --> 02:09:55,328
he shouts it proudly,
night and day, hey, hey!
1337
02:09:55,329 --> 02:09:58,912
He's never lonely
when we are with him,
1338
02:09:58,913 --> 02:10:01,787
and he knows how
to put a pint away,
1339
02:10:01,788 --> 02:10:08,494
pint away, pint away,
pint away, pint away,
1340
02:10:08,495 --> 02:10:10,327
pint away, pint away.
1341
02:10:22,578 --> 02:10:23,786
Here he is!
1342
02:10:23,787 --> 02:10:25,411
- Don't you fucking dare.
1343
02:10:55,911 --> 02:11:00,911
J“ close your eyes, it's time j'
1344
02:11:01,577 --> 02:11:06,160
j" take a breath and
feel your hand in mine j“
1345
02:11:06,161 --> 02:11:08,868
j' you're gonna be just fine j“
1346
02:11:12,869 --> 02:11:16,035
J“ through the storms
and the hurricanes j“
1347
02:11:16,036 --> 02:11:20,035
j“ I'll be there with you to
chase the thunder and the rain j“
1348
02:11:20,036 --> 02:11:24,494
j'ohj'
1349
02:11:31,826 --> 02:11:36,367
J' I'll get you on
your feet again j'
1350
02:11:36,368 --> 02:11:41,075
j“ take a breath and
feel your hand in mine j“
1351
02:11:41,076 --> 02:11:42,950
j' because I'm by your
side, your side, j“
1352
02:11:42,951 --> 02:11:45,700
j' your side, your side, your
side, your side, your side, j'
1353
02:11:45,701 --> 02:11:47,992
j“ your side, your side,
your side, your side j'
1354
02:11:47,993 --> 02:11:52,993
j' scars and trophies and
bruises fade with time j'
1355
02:11:53,701 --> 02:11:56,701
j' no matter how the
world may seem j“
1356
02:11:56,743 --> 02:12:01,743
j“ we'll always win because
we're on the same team j'
1357
02:12:11,493 --> 02:12:16,492
J“ run away and see j“
1358
02:12:17,242 --> 02:12:22,199
j“ who it is you were
always meant to be j'
1359
02:12:22,200 --> 02:12:27,200
j' meant to be j“
1360
02:12:28,367 --> 02:12:31,241
j' I see you carrying
all that pain j“
1361
02:12:31,242 --> 02:12:36,242
j' but you can lay it down and
you can start to fade away j'
1362
02:12:37,617 --> 02:12:42,074
j“ so take a breath and
feel your hand in mine j“
1363
02:12:42,075 --> 02:12:45,408
j“ cos I'm by your side, your
side, your side, your side, j“
1364
02:12:45,409 --> 02:12:47,824
j' your side, your side, your
side, your side, your side, j'
1365
02:12:47,825 --> 02:12:49,158
j“ your side, your side j'
1366
02:12:49,159 --> 02:12:54,159
j“ 'cos scars are trophies
and bruises fade with time j“
1367
02:12:54,909 --> 02:12:57,740
j' no matter how the
world may seem j“
1368
02:12:57,741 --> 02:13:00,698
j' we'll always win 'cos
we're on the same team j'
1369
02:13:00,699 --> 02:13:03,407
j no need to turn around j“
1370
02:13:03,408 --> 02:13:06,240
j' I'm only steps behind j'
1371
02:13:06,241 --> 02:13:09,823
j' can you hear the sound j“
1372
02:13:09,824 --> 02:13:12,448
j' your feet are drums, watch
them strike the ground j“
1373
02:13:12,449 --> 02:13:17,158
j'ahj'
1374
02:13:35,866 --> 02:13:40,865
J“ close your eyes, it's time j'
1375
02:13:41,573 --> 02:13:46,156
j“ take a breath and
feel your hand in mine j“
1376
02:13:46,157 --> 02:13:49,364
j' 'cos I'm by your side j“
1377
02:13:49,365 --> 02:13:57,365
j' I'm by your side j'
1378
02:13:59,407 --> 02:14:04,947
j' you were made to love,
you were made to live j'
1379
02:14:04,948 --> 02:14:07,864
j“ we will always win,
we will always win j'
1380
02:14:07,865 --> 02:14:15,865
j' you were made to love,
you were made to live j'
1381
02:14:16,573 --> 02:14:19,781
j“ we will always win,
we will always win j'
1382
02:14:19,782 --> 02:14:22,572
j' you were made to love,
you were made to live j'
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