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I have a special treat for y'all today.
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My dear friend and former
college roommate is here
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from the Johnson Space Center
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in Houston to talk to us
about our space program.
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And yeah, I know what you're thinking.
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These guys were roomies.
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How does one go on
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to be a.... a fancy scientist at NASA,
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and the other's
teaching freshman science
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at a public high school?
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Yeah, Sheldon.
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I was thinking that.
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Thank you.
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All right, uh, let's give a warm welcome
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to my good buddy, Dr. Ronald Hodges.
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Hey, kids. Hey.
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Glad to be here. And,
uh, Hubert, the answer
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to your question is, one of
those roomies was busy studying
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while the other was out
chasing high school girls.
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Yeah.
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To be clear, they were all over 18.
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Yeah. Well...
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Now, what I thought would
be fun to talk about today
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is what NASA's planning on
doing beyond the space shuttle.
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Things like the first
manned mission to Mars.
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Uh, yeah.
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Did you see the movie Aliens?
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I did.
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Did you think it was cool?
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Uh...
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Sure, I enjoyed it.
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Me, too.
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Football player, right?
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Yes, sir.
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Yeah.
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Now, of course, before
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we can set out to
explore the solar system,
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we've got a few minor
problems to overcome.
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Not the least of which is, every time
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we launch, it costs the U.S. taxpayers
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hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Yes. If you want to save money,
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why don't you land the booster rockets
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instead of letting
them drop in the ocean?
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That's a cute idea, but, uh,
it's not technically possible.
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Why not?
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Well, it's hard to explain.
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The math is pretty complicated.
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Perhaps I could help you with it.
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Well,
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I bet you could.
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I'll bet you could.
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I'll tell you what.
Here is a NASA patch.
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Why don't you have your mom
sew that on your book bag? Now,
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who here wants to know how
astronauts go to the bathroom?
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- Me. I do.
- Oh, right. See,
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now, during liftoff, all the astronauts
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wear diapers.
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People often wonder why I chose
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to pursue a career in
theoretical physics.
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I usually respond by saying
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I wanted to unravel the inner
workings of the universe.
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Yeah, perhaps when
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Captain Kirk said, "To boldly go,"
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he meant in one of those, huh?
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But the real answer was
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I wanted to prove this nincompoop wrong.
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Yeah, that's right. Beam me up, Potty!
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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So I saw a lawyer today.
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Why?
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I'm putting together my
last will and testament.
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We're gonna miss ya.
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George.
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Don't worry. I ain't leaving him squat.
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Are you dyin'?
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We're all dyin', honey.
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From the second we're born,
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it's just a slip and
slide into the darkness.
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Unless you get bit by a vampire.
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Well, now that goes without saying.
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I don't want to die. I've only kissed
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one boy so far.
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What?
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Relax. It was a long time ago.
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Are you relaxed?
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Shelly, you haven't
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touched your dinner.
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You feel okay?
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Oh, yes. I was just thinking.
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About what, baby?
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The optimal height-to-width
ratio for a reusable rocket.
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I was just
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thinking the exact same thing.
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Really?
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Oh, Moonpie, I love you so much.
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It's late. What are you doing up?
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I'm working on the
hyperbolic calculations
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for a rocket return.
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Need any help?
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What?
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I'm kiddin'. Now, turn out
the light and go to bed.
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- But...
- Now.
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Dad, can we afford a computer?
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You do my taxes. What do you think?
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Never mind.
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Good night.
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Meemaw?
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Mr. Moonpie, how might I help you?
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How much money are you planning
to leave me when you die?
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Nice talkin' to you.
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Meemaw?
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Want to try that again?
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I need to buy a computer
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so I can solve the
Navier-Stokes equation.
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Uh-huh. How much is a computer?
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Apple has a nice one for $2,000,
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but the kind I need costs three million.
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Let me see what I got in the vault.
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Nine bucks and, uh...
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Oh, look at that... a peso.
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It's warm.
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Hello, First National Bank.
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I'd like to speak with a loan officer.
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It's regarding a second
mortgage on my home.
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My name is Sheldon Lee Cooper.
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Sure, I'll hold.
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Oh, I hate hold music.
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Hello.
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Yes, you can help me,
Dorothy Fitzpatrick.
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I'm interested in taking
out a second mortgage.
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I'm nine years old. Why do you ask?
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That's called age
discrimination, Dorothy,
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but I'm willing to let it slide.
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I'm glad you find me cute,
but I'm deadly serious.
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I need funds to buy a computer.
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No, the house isn't in my name.
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I'm nine. We've established this.
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I do prepare the taxes for my parents,
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and if we tighten our belts,
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we'll have sufficient
equity for the loan.
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Sheldon, who are you talking to?
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Dorothy Fitzpatrick.
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Who's Dorothy Fitzpatrick?
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Is she a new buddy from school?
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She's the loan officer at The
First National Bank of Medford.
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Why are you talking to her?
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Mom, can this wait?
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I'm trying to negotiate favorable terms.
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Hello. Dorothy?
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Hey, how come you weren't in math class?
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That guy from NASA
treated me like a child,
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and I need to prove him wrong.
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You are a child.
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Tread lightly, my friend.
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Was Ms. Ingram upset I wasn't in class?
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Actually, she was happy.
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She even did a little dance.
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Do you know anybody with a modem?
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I think Radio Shack has one. Why?
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I need to access thrust-to-weight ratios
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from the FTP server at
the Johnson Space Center.
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Then what?
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Then I show that guy from NASA my work
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and laugh as he begs for mercy.
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You know, sometimes you
sound like a super villain.
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Silence!
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That'll be more effective after
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your voice changes.
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Silence.
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Mom, can you take me to Radio Shack?
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Not today, baby.
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I have to go food shopping
and get dinner started.
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But it's important.
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Sorry. Maybe over the weekend.
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But it won't take that long.
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Sheldon, I said no.
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- But, Mom...
- Not another word.
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What?
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Can't I just be happy?
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Mom, please!
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Sheldon Lee, I said no.
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I'm still happy.
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Please, Mom! You're being unfair!
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- No.
- But I really need those
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thrust-to-weight ratios.
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Do you see I'm cookin'?
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Well, take me after dinner.
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Enough! I'm not takin'
you anywhere tonight.
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I'm not proud of it,
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but as a child, I was prone...
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to the occasional meltdown.
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Cheese and crackers!
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I'm sorry you had to hear that.
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All right, I finally
got him calmed down.
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How'd you manage that?
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Easy. Gave him a hug
and a little cough syrup.
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Mom!
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It's not like he's
operating heavy machinery.
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We can't keep putting
up with this behavior.
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We need to ground him.
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How? If you say "No playing
outside," he says, "Thank you."
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Well, we need to do something.
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It's just a tantrum. It's what kids do.
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You used to punish me all the time.
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That was different. You
were a pain in the ass.
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I say no Radio Shack
for at least a month.
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Sounds fair.
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I'll go tell him.
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I'd wait and tell him tomorrow.
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He's a little loopy right now.
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Good night.
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She drugged our son.
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Thus began the longest month of my life.
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Without the ability to access
the thrust-to-weight ratios,
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my well-intended effort to
humiliate a NASA scientist
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ground to a halt.
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Mom.
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Uh... what's going on?
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Something's wrong with Sheldon.
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What's the matter,
baby? Have a tummy ache?
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I think it's an ulcer.
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Don't be silly.
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- You must have eaten something.
- No.
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My symptoms are
consistent with an ulcer.
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Shelly, remember when you thought
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you had leprosy, and it was
just a patch of dry skin?
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And when you thought you had
gout? Or an enlarged prostate?
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Or mad cow?
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That was my favorite.
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Well, this is different.
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Maybe we should take him to the doctor.
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Listen to your wife...
Ulcers are serious.
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Ow.
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Well, I've never seen
this in someone so young,
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but, uh, your son has an ulcer.
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Thank you.
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How could this happen?
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Uh, there are a number of factors.
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Has he been under
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some unusual stress lately?
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Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.
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Go wait outside.
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I've heard some interesting research
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about treating ulcers
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with antimicrobials.
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Go.
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And you're surprised I have an ulcer.
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I'm surprised I don't have one.
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Um, Radio Shack?
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He's trying to figure out
how to help NASA land rockets.
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Oh. Well, that's a nice thing.
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He's just doing it out of spite.
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Okay.
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Well, keep him off spicy
foods for the time being,
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and I'll write you a
prescription for Zantac.
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Does he smoke?
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'Course not. He's nine.
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I started at his age.
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Uh, but only when I drank.
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What the...?
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Sheldon! What are you doing?
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I just need a minute.
These things are so slow.
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Is this your family?
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00:11:47,982 --> 00:11:49,429
They're lovely.
267
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,689
- Mom.
- What?
268
00:11:57,691 --> 00:11:59,832
There's something wrong
with Sheldon again.
269
00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:01,020
I figured it out!
270
00:12:01,023 --> 00:12:02,661
I figured it out!
271
00:12:02,663 --> 00:12:04,263
One night.
272
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,976
I want to sleep one night.
273
00:12:07,999 --> 00:12:09,801
Oh. Hi, Mom.
274
00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:11,444
Hi there.
275
00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:18,934
With my research complete
and my ulcer on the mend,
276
00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:22,309
all that was left to do
was send my work to NASA
277
00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:25,851
and wait to become America's
scientific sweetheart.
278
00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:30,789
So I waited...
279
00:12:34,573 --> 00:12:36,495
and waited...
280
00:12:38,914 --> 00:12:40,899
and waited...
281
00:12:50,722 --> 00:12:52,878
and waited.
282
00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:58,555
Something's wrong with Sheldon again.
283
00:12:58,558 --> 00:12:59,657
Now what?
284
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,633
Those people at NASA never
responded to his science stuff.
285
00:13:02,636 --> 00:13:05,090
Damn it. I've had enough of this.
286
00:13:05,092 --> 00:13:07,092
Sheldon, get up.
287
00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:09,127
What's the point?
288
00:13:09,129 --> 00:13:11,730
We're going to Houston.
289
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,899
Really?
290
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,067
Yeah.
291
00:13:15,069 --> 00:13:17,536
You and me are gonna
give those space monkeys
292
00:13:17,538 --> 00:13:18,971
a little talkin' to.
293
00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:22,300
I often found my father to be
294
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,485
a strange and puzzling man,
295
00:13:24,488 --> 00:13:28,141
but at that moment, I
never loved him more.
296
00:13:32,485 --> 00:13:35,186
I don't see why I couldn't stay home.
297
00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,890
'Cause we're having a fun family outin'.
298
00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:39,525
Can I at least drive?
299
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,472
She said fun, not tragic.
300
00:13:42,735 --> 00:13:44,219
Let's go to the ostrich farm.
301
00:13:44,222 --> 00:13:45,246
Cool.
302
00:13:45,249 --> 00:13:47,230
We can ride 'em, and
then we can eat 'em.
303
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,566
We're not stopping anywhere.
304
00:13:48,568 --> 00:13:50,469
We're going to Houston to
straighten this thing out
305
00:13:50,471 --> 00:13:52,270
for your brother, then we're going home.
306
00:13:52,273 --> 00:13:54,206
Shelly, you doing okay?
307
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,842
Yes. I just hope I don't get carsick.
308
00:13:56,844 --> 00:13:58,911
You want Daddy to pull over?
309
00:13:58,913 --> 00:14:00,946
I'll be okay.
310
00:14:00,948 --> 00:14:02,550
Oh, God, it's
311
00:14:02,553 --> 00:14:05,050
on my shoes, it's on my shoes!
312
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:08,220
For Pete's sake, somebody open a window.
313
00:14:15,829 --> 00:14:17,696
Yeah, I don't mean to be rude,
314
00:14:17,698 --> 00:14:19,197
but we've been waitin' for an hour
315
00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:20,933
- to see your boss.
- I'm sorry, sir,
316
00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:23,302
- but you didn't have an appointment.
- We didn't have
317
00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:25,938
an appointment 'cause every time
I called, you put me on hold.
318
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:29,808
I'm sure Dr. Hodges'll
see you as soon as he can.
319
00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:34,780
- So, what do you want to do?
- I don't know.
320
00:14:34,783 --> 00:14:37,416
I guess we just got to
be patient and wait...
321
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,830
Aw, screw it!
322
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,551
Excuse me, sir, you can't just...
323
00:14:40,554 --> 00:14:42,287
All right, here's the deal.
324
00:14:42,289 --> 00:14:44,189
My kid's got a damn ulcer 'cause of you,
325
00:14:44,191 --> 00:14:45,975
so either you take him seriously,
326
00:14:45,978 --> 00:14:47,843
or you're gonna be taking me seriously.
327
00:14:49,963 --> 00:14:50,962
Yes, sir?
328
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,398
Janice, why don't you
329
00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:54,205
send the little boy in?
330
00:14:54,208 --> 00:14:55,596
Right away.
331
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,172
He'll see you now.
332
00:15:00,174 --> 00:15:02,362
You're up, Moonpie.
333
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,843
And here...
334
00:15:11,846 --> 00:15:14,219
near apogee, we gimbal the engine
335
00:15:14,221 --> 00:15:15,721
to exert a torque
336
00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:17,823
that executes a pitchover maneuver
337
00:15:17,825 --> 00:15:20,604
to flip the rocket by 180 degrees.
338
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:24,429
Well, that's very impressive.
339
00:15:24,431 --> 00:15:26,565
Thank you very much
for taking the time...
340
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:27,799
I'm not done.
341
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,471
Oh.
342
00:15:29,474 --> 00:15:31,003
Uh... sorry.
343
00:15:31,005 --> 00:15:32,404
Needless to say,
344
00:15:32,406 --> 00:15:36,054
we use a P.I.D. controller
to minimize the dispersions
345
00:15:36,057 --> 00:15:38,176
to the landing site.
346
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:40,307
Anything else?
347
00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:42,781
Yes. I'd like a glass of water.
348
00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:44,799
It's time to take my Zantac.
349
00:15:45,886 --> 00:15:47,830
Oh...
350
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:52,124
He's been in there quite a while.
351
00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,458
Well, if the topic
352
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:56,268
is science, he can be
a really Chatty Patty.
353
00:15:56,271 --> 00:15:57,569
I'm bored.
354
00:15:57,572 --> 00:15:59,598
- Me, too.
- Hey.
355
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,200
Someday somebody's gonna
write a book about Sheldon.
356
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:04,436
Don't you want there to be a chapter
357
00:16:04,438 --> 00:16:07,955
about how loving and
supportive you two were?
358
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,823
Doesn't matter. I ain't reading it.
359
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,880
This is groundbreaking work.
360
00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:16,848
Thank you. And...?
361
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,350
And...?
362
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,252
I thought you might want to apologize.
363
00:16:20,254 --> 00:16:21,253
Well...
364
00:16:21,255 --> 00:16:22,821
why?
365
00:16:22,823 --> 00:16:25,590
You tried to shut me up with a patch.
366
00:16:25,592 --> 00:16:28,198
Well... I-I give those to everyone.
367
00:16:28,201 --> 00:16:30,094
A-And you have to understand, Sheldon,
368
00:16:30,097 --> 00:16:33,498
that while your math is-is
theoretically correct,
369
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:37,033
we don't have the technical
capability to execute it.
370
00:16:37,036 --> 00:16:38,969
So I'm ahead of my time?
371
00:16:38,972 --> 00:16:42,374
Well... it would appear so.
372
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,743
All right, call me when you catch up.
373
00:16:45,612 --> 00:16:46,812
W... uh...
374
00:16:46,814 --> 00:16:48,413
We can go now.
375
00:17:00,794 --> 00:17:04,148
I've often contemplated
what might have happened
376
00:17:04,151 --> 00:17:06,798
if my father hadn't
stuck up for me that day.
377
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800
Would I have gone on to become
378
00:17:08,802 --> 00:17:10,769
a world-class theoretical physicist,
379
00:17:10,771 --> 00:17:14,280
or just your average Joe
Sixpack theoretical physicist?
380
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:15,407
Dad?
381
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,875
Yeah?
382
00:17:16,877 --> 00:17:18,526
Thank you.
383
00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:21,416
You're welcome.
384
00:17:23,817 --> 00:17:26,485
We're real proud of you, honey.
385
00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:30,455
- Are you proud of me and Georgie?
- Of course.
386
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:31,656
You bet.
387
00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:33,104
For what?
388
00:17:33,107 --> 00:17:35,007
Don't go pokin' at it.
389
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,939
_
390
00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:49,952
For the first time,
391
00:17:49,955 --> 00:17:52,999
SpaceX has successfully
landed its Falcon 9 rocket
392
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:55,935
on a drone ship in the Atlantic Ocean.
393
00:18:01,276 --> 00:18:04,110
SpaceX founder Elon
Musk called the event
394
00:18:04,112 --> 00:18:07,416
an "incredible milestone
in the history of space."
395
00:18:14,747 --> 00:18:16,932
Elon, the CNN reporter's
here to talk to you.
396
00:18:16,935 --> 00:18:17,978
Hang on.
397
00:18:20,929 --> 00:18:23,997
Send him in.
398
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:29,900
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