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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:06,465 That looks delicious. 2 00:00:07,132 --> 00:00:08,634 Uh-uh. That ain't for you. 3 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,261 That's mean. I'm starving. 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,679 Almost done. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:17,350 Bringing these shrimp po'boys over to say thanks to Liz for investing. 6 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:18,936 Twenty grand is a lot of money. 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,979 Well, not for Liz. She's got a $8,000 toilet. 8 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,731 Does it turn shit to gold? 9 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:25,608 It does not, but it's got a heated seat. 10 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:27,819 You won't believe how good it makes your ass feel. 11 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,988 I've never been this uncomfortable in my life. 12 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,448 What the hell, Dad? 13 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,242 Save yourself. 14 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:35,494 - Good luck. - Yeah. 15 00:00:35,495 --> 00:00:37,329 Are you kidding me right now? 16 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:41,123 Hey, if you're mad 'cause it's the morning and the whole house smells like shrimp... 17 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:42,604 Where the fuck is all of Mom's stuff? 18 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,586 I can't find her clothes, her photo albums, nothing. 19 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,465 I wanted to talk to you about that. 20 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,132 Um... 21 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,133 Wait, you're not wearing your wedding ring anymore? 22 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,264 No, I... Um, I know this is weird. 23 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:57,807 Look, kid, for the last year, 24 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,435 the thought of moving forward has felt impossible. 25 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:06,984 And I'm... I'm just starting to feel like maybe for me it's time. 26 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,570 Does that make sense? 27 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:13,489 Because fuck the past, right? 28 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:16,201 You're such a selfish asshole! 29 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,375 She gets it. 30 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:29,797 Mmm. 31 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:33,301 Get the fuck out of here. You're a horrible person. 32 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:35,386 Is that Liz for, "This is delicious"? 33 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:36,679 - Oh, yeah. - It is. 34 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,347 - Oh, yeah. - Yes! 35 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,058 I haven't had shrimp this good since I was in "Barthelona." 36 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,518 Derek, absolutely not. 37 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:43,936 - That's how they say it. - Oh, my God. 38 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:47,273 I just wanted to say thank you for the investment. 39 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,274 Can I thank him too? 40 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,819 Technically, it's his money as well. 41 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,155 I earned my share by raising our children... 42 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,531 - Mm-mmm. - And I'm quite good at sex. 43 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,701 Oh, yeah. Let me tell ya, rocks aren't the only thing she knows how to polish. 44 00:01:58,702 --> 00:01:59,702 That's inappropriate. 45 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,704 Okay, I'm gonna go take a look at some food trucks. 46 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:02,830 I'll let y'all know how it goes. 47 00:02:02,831 --> 00:02:03,831 - Good luck. - Good luck. 48 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,709 Wow. That was so good. 49 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,627 - Babe? - Hmm? 50 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,005 I wanna check out the food trucks. 51 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,633 I wanna pick the truck. I wanna drive the truck. 52 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,885 I wanna honk the horn and make it go "beep beep." 53 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:17,262 Why don't you just tell him that? 54 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,972 - I can't. - Why? 55 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:23,392 You love me, so you don't always see it. I can be a lot. 56 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,561 - No. - Stop. 57 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:30,483 It's just... It's his dream, and he's not gonna want me hanging around. 58 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:34,071 Well, would it help to know that I always want you hanging around? 59 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:38,950 No, it makes it worse. 60 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:39,868 Yeah, I figured. 61 00:02:39,869 --> 00:02:42,078 - Quickie later? - You bet, baby. 62 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,957 I will be lightning fast. 63 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,917 Yeah, you got it. That's the good stuff. 64 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,669 Oh, come on, Dad. It's breakfast. 65 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,920 What are you doing? 66 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,213 Grandpa shit. 67 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,423 Don't pay any attention to them. They're jealous. 68 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,967 - What do you think, huh? - It's awesome. 69 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,761 - First one's free. - Mmm. 70 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,389 Why's your hand shaking? 71 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,433 Oh, um... 72 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,770 I have, um, Parkinson's. 73 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,981 Um... 74 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:13,276 It just... It just means that sometimes when I want my body to do something, 75 00:03:13,277 --> 00:03:15,696 it doesn't... it doesn't do it right away. 76 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,780 Are you gonna be okay? 77 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,740 Yeah... W... Uh, yeah. 78 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,410 Plus, I mean, I get out of all kinds of stuff I don't wanna do. 79 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:23,661 Like washing the dishes, 80 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:26,372 or... talking to strangers... 81 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,083 - Mmm. - Or smiling. 82 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,543 I wish I had Parkinson's. 83 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,461 Okay, well, thank you, Dad. 84 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:35,548 The great news is that we are gonna see a lot more of him. 85 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,508 And when I'm not with you guys... 86 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:40,428 Dr. Baram's gonna be helping me, looking after me. 87 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,054 Why'd your doctor come here? 88 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,723 Because we're having sexual relations. 89 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,100 - Jesus, Paul. - Really? 90 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,842 {\an8}Yeah, so then she came back downstairs 91 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,637 {\an8}and asked me if the reason I'm losing weight 92 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,263 {\an8}is to start dating again. 93 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,974 {\an8}Oh, foolish girl. She complimented you. 94 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,268 {\an8}I know, that's all I heard. That I look great. 95 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,812 {\an8}So, what are you gonna do? 96 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:34,857 {\an8}I guess I'm just gonna eat shit until she gets past it, you know? 97 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,486 {\an8}And then when she wants more, I'll be there. 98 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:39,946 {\an8}You're a good dad. 99 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,783 {\an8}Yeah, for two whole weeks. 100 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,994 {\an8}- The era of shirtless Brian has begun. - Yeah! 101 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,582 {\an8}I'm 100% there if I suck in. Ninety-five percent if I don't. 102 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,042 {\an8}Is your dad gonna do the best man thing? 103 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,628 {\an8}Nah, he had to pass. 104 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,213 {\an8}Had to? 105 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,050 {\an8}- Could we just not? - Yeah. 106 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,510 {\an8}I got plenty of other options. 107 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,303 {\an8}My big problem's gonna be narrowing it down. 108 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,138 {\an8}I don't wanna offend anybody. 109 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,225 {\an8}I make a lot of people think that they're my best friend. 110 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,434 {\an8}It's a gift. 111 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:13,145 {\an8}I have to, uh... I have to go. 112 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,272 {\an8}Oh, okay. 113 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:15,773 {\an8}- Yeah, sorry. - No worries. 114 00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:18,067 {\an8}Wait, you and me, we are best friends though, right? 115 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,988 {\an8}There's no one in my life who matters more to me. 116 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,821 {\an8}See, you bought that. 117 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,574 {\an8}Oh, fuck you. 118 00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:35,543 {\an8}What's up? 119 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:39,130 {\an8}I don't wanna just be investors with Sean. I wanna be partners. 120 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:41,090 {\an8}No shit. So why don't you tell him? 121 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,968 {\an8}What, are you afraid you're gonna be like Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side? 122 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,761 {\an8}Hmm? Everywhere you go, people gonna look at you and go, 123 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,162 {\an8}"Look at that Blind Side-ass lady. Look at her, look at her." 124 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:55,188 {\an8}I-I just don't think that people like me enough... 125 00:05:55,189 --> 00:05:57,899 {\an8}to do stuff like this with me. 126 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:58,817 {\an8}Oh, my God. 127 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:01,569 {\an8}Liz, I would not be hanging out with you for charity, all right? 128 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,571 {\an8}You're cool. Deal with it. 129 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,655 {\an8}Thank you. 130 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:08,367 {\an8}Oh... mmm. Wow. Oh, my God. 131 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:12,121 Sorry. I just... I love when people say, "Thank you." 132 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,124 Why are you out of breath? Are you running? 133 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,626 Oh, I gotta go. 134 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,799 Holy shit. 135 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,136 - Yay! Okay, I worked hard at that. - Yeah. 136 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,180 - That Liz's a real piece of work, huh? - Absolutely. 137 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:31,557 She needs a lot of reassurance a lot of times. 138 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,142 Yeah. Okay, my turn now? 139 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,393 No. My text said... 140 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,114 "Do you want to come over here and service me?" 141 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:38,524 Aw. 142 00:06:38,525 --> 00:06:39,982 Fine, but I'm not moving. 143 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,609 - Okay. - Okay. 144 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,153 So, you guys wanted to talk some more? 145 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,822 I'm gonna be really quick because I don't like being vulnerable. 146 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:51,035 - I know I'm a strong cup of coffee... - I love my coffee strong. 147 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,912 I'll tell you when it's time to chime in. 148 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,456 Misread it. Thought you were fishing. 149 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,375 Look, I don't have a lot of friends, 150 00:06:57,376 --> 00:07:01,128 but the people that I really connect with, I would kill or die for them. 151 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:06,885 And, um, I'd really like to be involved in your company. 152 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:11,723 Not just financially, but everything. 153 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,394 I would really enjoy that. 154 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,395 Um, I'm sorry, what was that? 155 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:18,956 I would really enjoy that. 156 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,857 Wait, c-can you say that again? 157 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,984 I know that you might not want to do it 158 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:26,404 because I can be overbearing. 159 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:27,989 I know this. And judgy... 160 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,867 Or pretty, or vivacious. 161 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:33,870 I told you I would tell you when it was time to chime in. 162 00:07:33,871 --> 00:07:35,913 Why am I here if you're not gonna use me? 163 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,665 I'm gonna stop you right there. 164 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,626 I still gotta take a look at those trucks. You wanna come with me? 165 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:41,836 Really? 166 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:42,880 Yeah. 167 00:07:44,423 --> 00:07:45,424 Thanks. 168 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:49,428 Before we go, can I use your restroom? 169 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,638 Yep, the special one is, uh, that way. 170 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,682 My man. 171 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,811 You okay? 172 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,858 Are you sad because he was so kind to you? 173 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:06,195 Come here. 174 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,408 - Okay, I'm good. I'm good. - Okay. 175 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,951 - Move over a little? - Sure. 176 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:15,328 S-Squinching me. 177 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:20,375 Hope he's enjoying the ass heater. 178 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,837 Could I have everyone's attention, please? 179 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:28,841 Thank you so much for coming to what is essentially my bachelor party. 180 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,718 - You already had a bachelor party. - No, I didn't. 181 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:32,260 Not everyone here was invited to that, 182 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:33,471 - so shut it. - Ah. 183 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,849 Me and Brian and a bunch of his friends went to a male strip club. 184 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,310 - But it was just... just for regular. - No. Mmm. 185 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,394 Oh. 186 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:44,023 So, I need a best man. Or a best person. 187 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,691 Hey now. 188 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:50,404 Part of tonight's fun is gonna be a little cornhole tournament. 189 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,531 Winner gets the gig. 190 00:08:51,532 --> 00:08:53,491 - Yeah! - Good luck, players. 191 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,743 Oh, my God. Even if I win, I'm gonna give it to D-Train 192 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,870 'cause he's super excited and that seems funny to me. 193 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:58,789 Hey! 194 00:08:58,790 --> 00:09:00,331 It's not... It's not transferable. It's not... 195 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:01,332 Come on! 196 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:05,211 Kip. Kip, Kip, Kip. You mind if we talk to you for a second? 197 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,046 What are you asking for? Just do it. 198 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,173 I'm so sorry to waste time with a preamble. 199 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,174 Hmm. 200 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,135 I had a very tough year. 201 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,429 Your son really came through for me. 202 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,348 Same. 203 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:20,143 Barely knew me, and he kept me out of jail after I beat somebody almost to death. 204 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,188 In a... In a good way. The guy deserved it. 205 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,232 Good to know. 206 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,026 My point is, he has always got our backs. 207 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:33,073 It's time for you to have his back. Just be his best man. 208 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,620 Cornhole! Whoo! 209 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:40,955 Brian started that. 210 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,164 Course he did. 211 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:43,834 Whoo! Yeah! 212 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,424 I just think I'd be, uh, uncomfortable. 213 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:54,845 I promise you you will regret it if you don't do this. 214 00:09:56,555 --> 00:10:02,519 Take it from somebody who, uh, dropped the ball as a dad a shit ton. 215 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:07,190 - Whoo! Yeah! Fuck yeah! Mm-hmm. - Yes! Won my first game. 216 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,608 Say hello to your new best man. 217 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,318 No, Liz's husband. No! 218 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:11,360 - Yeah. Yes! Yes! - Yeah! 219 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,696 - No, if you win, at best, you're an usher. - What? 220 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:16,407 You, get him drunk. And you, step it the fuck up. 221 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:18,128 - Don't listen to him. You know why? - Yeah? 222 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,461 Great, now that's gonna be stuck in my head. 223 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:35,344 Mom, what are we doing? 224 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,304 Why did you wake me up? 225 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,848 There's no good snacks. Dad is on his health kick. 226 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,642 I know where Dad keeps the good stuff. 227 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:45,729 Cha-cha! 228 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:47,271 That sneaky little bitch. 229 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,712 - I know. - I'm getting spoons. 230 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,864 What are you doing? 231 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,157 {\an8}Nice try, fucker. 232 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,872 Oh, my God. We're gonna eat this entire bucket. 233 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:08,376 And then we have to fill the bucket with, like... kale. 234 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,385 Hey. 235 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:19,888 Morning. 236 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,772 I can't remember Mom's laugh. 237 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,865 I feel myself, like... like, um... 238 00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:40,867 losing little parts of her. 239 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,494 I get that. 240 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:46,331 I feel like I should have spent more time with her. 241 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,794 I was always too busy. 242 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,174 Too busy doing what? Hanging out with Summer? 243 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:58,343 You were acting like a normal kid. 244 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:02,097 You loved your mom so much. 245 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:05,225 And she knew that. 246 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,187 Do you wanna talk? 247 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:14,109 I'm apparently very, very good at it. People pay me money. 248 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,569 Mm-mmm. 249 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,033 Well, I'll be here whenever you do. Okay? 250 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:22,533 Thanks. 251 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,371 Lights. 252 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,879 Okay. 253 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,386 No, I haven't heard anything from her. 254 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,473 If she gets in touch, I'll let you know. 255 00:12:46,183 --> 00:12:47,433 It's just frustrating, you know. 256 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:52,438 I have all this training and experience, and I feel so helpless. 257 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,524 You should put that on your business card. 258 00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,985 Yeah. 259 00:12:57,486 --> 00:13:00,614 I just don't wanna mess things up with her again, you know? 260 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:03,282 You've got this. 261 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,410 Thanks. 262 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,997 Glad things went so well with Meg. 263 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,748 What? Did that not go well? 264 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:14,336 No. I just know how you're gonna react to what I am about to say. 265 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,923 - Um... - It wa... 266 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,763 It was a great visit. 267 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:29,684 And it wouldn't have happened without you. So thank you, man. 268 00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:30,894 Of course, Paul. 269 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,356 Oh, my God. Is this happening? 270 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,567 Just fucking do it. Please. 271 00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:38,735 Okay. 272 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,323 Woof. 273 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:44,908 I woof you too. 274 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,369 Babe, I'm gonna go, uh, grab coffee with Gab. 275 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:51,038 - She at Jimmy's? - No, why? 276 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:53,082 I don't... I didn't know if she ever stays there. 277 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,250 They've been fucking, so... 278 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,376 What? 279 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:58,045 Oh, did I forget to tell you that? 280 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,964 I will murder you. 281 00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:01,382 How do you know this? 282 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:06,805 I saw them doing the deed on the night of the engagement party. 283 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:08,890 That was a month ago! 284 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,809 Yeah. Who wishes they peed off the balcony now? 285 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:12,810 No one! 286 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,145 And it was pretty sexy. 287 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,521 Not... Not the Jimmy parts, 288 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,816 but he did way better than I thought he would. I'm proud of him. 289 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,027 - You saw them... - Mm-hmm. 290 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,654 And you stayed out there to watch? 291 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,198 Oh, come on. 292 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,659 What was I supposed to do? Not watch? 293 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,911 - Fair. - Yeah. 294 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:30,829 Did you film it? 295 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:31,997 I'm not a pervert. 296 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,123 I didn't have to. 297 00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,336 I can't believe she didn't tell me. That sucks. 298 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,879 If you see Jimmy, tell him congrats. 299 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,756 Oh, my God. 300 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:43,342 And he's got a nice ass. 301 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,594 Could do with some squats though. 302 00:14:47,222 --> 00:14:49,139 - Okay. - Oh, my God. 303 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:53,393 As you know, I give these special agates to a select few people. 304 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:57,855 People that have come through for me so much that I welcome them 305 00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,066 into the Covenant of the Rock. 306 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,568 Okay, that's sounding very "cult-y," and I'm fucking in. 307 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,529 What do I need to do? Wear a long tunic? 308 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,989 Do I need to kill a goat? 'Cause I'll do that shit for that. 309 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,868 You don't have to do anything. Just know I appreciate you. 310 00:15:10,494 --> 00:15:11,827 - Aw. - Not yet. 311 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:12,746 Don't play with me. 312 00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,789 How could you not tell me you fucked Jimmy? 313 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,916 Fine, all right! Goddamn. 314 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,211 I fucked Jimmy, all right? I fucked him. I fucked him. I fucked him. 315 00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,504 Give me more details. 316 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:25,716 It's really good. It's like "Mariah Carey hitting the high note" good. 317 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:26,801 No. 318 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:30,388 Yeah, like... 319 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:33,641 The best part about it is, he didn't even slap my boobs. 320 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:34,809 Who smacks boobs? 321 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:35,935 A lot of guys out there, 322 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,979 for some reason, these days, are hitting titties... 323 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:38,980 left and right. 324 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,815 I swear, they're, like, smacking 'em and hitting 'em. 325 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:42,650 I don't know if it was in some 4Chan forum. 326 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,777 I don't know where these fucking guys are reading it from, 327 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,779 but these guys are out here smacking titties. 328 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,197 I don't think that's true. 329 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:52,118 You know, he's not really into butt play, but I'll get in there. 330 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,413 I put so much stuff in Derek's butt. 331 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,122 You're lying. 332 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,790 I know, but I could if I wanted to. 333 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,460 And the best part about it is, is that it's total safe dick. 334 00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,881 - Safe dick is the best dick. - I know. 335 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,717 All right. You've earned it. 336 00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:10,011 Wow. Okay. So what do we do? 337 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:12,054 Do we do a ceremony? Do we need to chant? 338 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,724 Nope. Just love you. 339 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,309 Love you. 340 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,271 Well, now that we are officially sisters 341 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,106 - of the Covenant of the Rock... - Yeah? 342 00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:26,153 do you mind reading this letter of recommendation for me? 343 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:27,820 Yeah, of course. What's it for? 344 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,530 It's actually for this job that I really want. 345 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,283 And Paul told me that if I write it, then he will sign it for me. 346 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:35,161 I just wanna make sure it sounds like a cranky old white dude wrote it. 347 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,748 Wait. Paul knows the guy you're interviewing with 348 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:41,459 and he couldn't write a letter himself? 349 00:16:41,460 --> 00:16:42,627 It's bullshit. I know. 350 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,129 Oh, he's never getting a rock. 351 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,423 So I'm still booping him. "Boop." 352 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,801 Because most of the time it stops his bullshit. 353 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,428 Only downside is now I can see 354 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,681 what an emotionally abusive fuckface he's been. 355 00:16:55,974 --> 00:17:00,229 You know, when Donny used to criticize me, I would always think it was my fault. 356 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:04,607 But now, if he's like, "Your eggs are too runny," 357 00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:07,276 I think he's lucky we're not eating breakfast on a cliff 358 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,737 'cause I'd push him off and watch his skull crack open, 359 00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,948 and I would be like, "Your brains are too runny, bitch." 360 00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:14,491 Yes, Grace! That's what I'm talking about. 361 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:18,246 Off the cliff. Bash them brains. Eat them up. 362 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,419 Seriously, look at how much stronger you are now. 363 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:25,337 I'm just... I'm so proud of you. 364 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:30,174 I know I'm not great at real feelings... 365 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:33,719 but I like the person I'm starting to be. 366 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,513 Mmm. 367 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,473 And I wanted to thank you for it. 368 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,937 It's my pleasure. 369 00:17:46,942 --> 00:17:47,943 Bye. 370 00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,157 She doesn't look crazy. How is she crazy? 371 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,325 Oh, yay. Liz is here. 372 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,536 All right, listen. I need your help tearing Paul a new one. 373 00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,454 Why? 374 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:03,374 Because he's messing with Gaby's shit. That's why. Put your game face on. 375 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,628 It's not that simple, Liz. 376 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,423 Paul and I just hugged. 377 00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:13,594 Are you fucking serious right now? Let's go, Safe Dick. 378 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:17,014 Safe... How do you know about that? 379 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,436 We need to talk. 380 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,230 Oh, first you raw dog me in public 381 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:29,401 and now you burst into my office and raw dog me here? 382 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:31,277 Stop saying "raw dog." 383 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,778 I can say anything I want. 384 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,698 Tell him what raw dog means. 385 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,575 Sex without a condom. 386 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,619 Then I'll stop saying that. 387 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,246 Gaby asked you for a recommendation, 388 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,498 and you couldn't be bothered to write it yourself? 389 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,417 I've got bad news, dude. 390 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,836 - I gave her a rock. - A rock? 391 00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:51,214 And in your mind, th-that makes sense? 392 00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:54,342 You're being a lazy, ungrateful prick... 393 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:56,385 and Jimmy thinks so too. 394 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,639 Do you think I'm being a lazy, ungrateful prick? 395 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,807 Mm-hmm. 396 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,519 - Pussy! - Fair. 397 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,271 He's just being quiet because you hugged. 398 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,946 You told her about our hug? 399 00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,698 Look... 400 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:20,618 you and I got to work together for, like, five years before Gaby even got here. 401 00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:22,746 And I appreciate all the guidance you give me. 402 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,039 But you don't give Gaby that kind of time. 403 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,124 And even still, she's always looking out for you. 404 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,709 She gave you that water bottle... 405 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,378 To keep you fucking hydrated! 406 00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:31,587 She drives you to work... 407 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,800 To-and-fro every goddamn day! 408 00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:38,594 Listen, Paul. You know what I'm gonna say. You're being... 409 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,222 An arrogant, sexist piece of shit. 410 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,099 How about you stop finishing my sentences? 411 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,976 I'm not wrong though. 412 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:47,436 This guy has a case of the sniffles, 413 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:50,482 and you're right there with Kleenex and a six-pack. 414 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,441 And what about Gaby? 415 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,151 She's... 416 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,529 Fix it. 417 00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:57,447 Pussy! 418 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:05,747 What kind of a person hugs and tells? 419 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,332 I know. 420 00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,976 - Uh... Hi. - Hey. 421 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,519 What's this? 422 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,731 This is your mom's stuff. Yeah. 423 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,232 Just 'cause I'm ready to put this stuff away, 424 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,319 that does not mean that you have to be. Come. 425 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,529 Yeah. 426 00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,698 Mm-hmm. She loved this dress. 427 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:43,285 Yeah, she did. 428 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,498 {\an8}"Once you go Asian, you won't go Caucasian." 429 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,795 Your mom used to wear that when we took hikes to make me uncomfortable. 430 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,464 I am wearing this to school on Monday. 431 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,341 I look forward to the call from your principal. 432 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,594 - Hey. - Hey. 433 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,056 Last one. 434 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,642 Oh, my God! Her hot-as-shit shoes! 435 00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:08,560 Oh, yeah. 436 00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:11,771 Remember that time when... 437 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,191 I don't know why I'm telling you. You know. 438 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:16,108 You can tell this guy. 439 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,361 Yeah. Hit me. 440 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:19,613 Oh. 441 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,742 Mom called these her "hot-as-shit shoes" 442 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:28,496 because she said no matter how crappy her day was going, 443 00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:30,957 once she put these on, she felt hot as shit. 444 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:31,958 Okay. 445 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:38,757 One time, she was having, like, the worst day, 446 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,342 and I walked into her room, 447 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:47,224 and she was lying in bed... wearing her hot-as-shit shoes. 448 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:51,978 Dude, oh, my God. I had a soccer game, and Mom showed up wearing these. 449 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:54,605 And her calves were obviously, like... 450 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,274 You know, just, like, fully flexed. 451 00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,944 She was just looking at her feet. 452 00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:02,655 And all of the moms in the bleachers were looking at her like she was crazy. 453 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,744 Okay. Okay. 454 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,999 You got this. You got this. 455 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,377 Big coochie energy. Big coochie energy. 456 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,462 Big, fat coochie energy. 457 00:22:18,882 --> 00:22:20,756 With your full-time practice, 458 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:23,759 is teaching more than one seminar next semester even possible? 459 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,844 I'm great at time management. 460 00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:26,971 - Like-Like, I kick ass at it. - Hmm. 461 00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:28,181 And even if I'm tied up, 462 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:31,601 I can always ask the TA to play old episodes of Frasier. 463 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,396 Uh-huh. 464 00:22:34,897 --> 00:22:38,357 That's the great sense of humor Paul mentioned in the recommendation letter. 465 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,694 Mm-hmm. He did... He did say that. Hmm. 466 00:22:42,197 --> 00:22:44,031 Stop being smug, Gerald. 467 00:22:45,282 --> 00:22:47,366 Paul, what the fuck are you doing here? 468 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,035 Also, how'd you know he's being smug? 469 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:53,164 Because he's Gerald. Even me barging in here won't mean shit. 470 00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:57,335 All the good jobs around here go to whoever can crawl up his ass the farthest. 471 00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:58,253 By the way, 472 00:22:58,254 --> 00:22:59,962 is Lenny Klein still up there? 473 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,047 Say hi for me. 474 00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:03,925 I will. He's coming with my lunch in 15 minutes. 475 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:05,761 Hire her. 476 00:23:06,845 --> 00:23:08,847 She's a brilliant therapist. 477 00:23:09,348 --> 00:23:12,226 Paul, I've already told her she's got the job. 478 00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:17,814 Ooh. Well then, read your emails, 'cause I'm gonna finish this. 479 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,399 Okay. 480 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:24,446 She's the most empathetic clinician I've ever crossed paths with, 481 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,989 which is why her patients love her so much. 482 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:32,246 And... I do not tell her often enough 483 00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:37,416 how much I value her as a... as a colleague. 484 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:42,672 Because apparently, I'm not good with the women I care about. 485 00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:43,840 No, not at all. 486 00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,133 But I'm working on it. 487 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:50,304 And I plan to have it down by the time I'm 140. 488 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:55,227 And I will live till then, because I drink a lot of water. 489 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,773 Are you about done? 490 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,108 Give me your car keys. 491 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,818 - Oh. - You're my ride home. 492 00:24:03,819 --> 00:24:05,195 I'll wait in the car. 493 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,289 What a strange man. 494 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:18,750 Yeah. And he's super mean too. 495 00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,934 Hey, we're almost late. You ready? 496 00:24:36,435 --> 00:24:38,187 Yeah. Just tying my tie. 497 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:40,980 - You nervous about your wedding speech? - Nope. 498 00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:43,900 Okay. I'll see you downstairs. 499 00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:49,238 - Where the hell is Jimmy? - Hey, don't worry. He'll show. 500 00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:52,533 And if he doesn't, as best man, I get to beat the shit out of him. 501 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:53,744 Thanks, Dad. 502 00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,538 We'll give him two minutes, and then we'll kick his ass together. 503 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,539 That would be nice. 504 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:02,211 Okay. Everyone is sitting. I crushed it. 505 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,004 It's still surreal to me that you're in my wedding party, 506 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:07,508 but top-notch ushering, Derek. 507 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:09,927 Der... He knows my name! 508 00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:11,929 Big day for both of us! 509 00:25:12,846 --> 00:25:13,680 - Hey! - Hey. 510 00:25:13,681 --> 00:25:14,805 - Okay. - I'm here. 511 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:16,349 - Great. - Yeah, okay. 512 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:18,476 Stop eye-fucking me. I was working on my speech. 513 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:22,731 - Okay. Let's do this. It's go time. - Okay. 514 00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:24,525 Okay. 515 00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,027 Okay. 516 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,822 Here we are. 517 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,663 Hey, 518 00:25:38,664 --> 00:25:43,710 did anybody notice that this wedding venue is like a tight pair of trousers? 519 00:25:44,962 --> 00:25:45,962 No ballroom. 520 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:55,555 Sorry. I think I'm probably... Probably a little bit nervous. 521 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:57,723 Um, Brian knocked this out of the park for Tia and I. 522 00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:58,850 Tia and me. 523 00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:00,351 - Nobody cares. - Well... 524 00:26:00,352 --> 00:26:03,146 Okay. Marriage... 525 00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:19,288 Marriage is a tough thing for me to talk about. 526 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:24,918 I'm sure, uh, many of you know, a little over a year ago, my wife died. 527 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:29,506 It destroyed me. 528 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,217 Did not know if I was gonna find my way out. 529 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:35,637 To be totally honest, some days, I am still not sure. 530 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,475 But, man, was it worth it. 531 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:49,359 Every single second that I got to spend with my wife... 532 00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,489 was the best moment of my life. 533 00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,536 I would not be here today if it was not for Tia. 534 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:04,333 And none of us would be, because Tia is the one who introduced Brian and Charlie. 535 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,419 Uh, it's a little-known fact that, after their first date, 536 00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:11,465 both of them independently texted Tia, 537 00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:13,716 "I don't think so." 538 00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:18,472 And yet, here we are. 539 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:24,061 Because Tia knew that these two were perfect for each other. 540 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:31,818 My wife believed that the best way to help yourself was to help others. 541 00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:33,986 And boy, was she right. 542 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:38,492 Do me a favor, will you? Turn around. Turn... Look at your friends. 543 00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,453 You've got so many friends. 544 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:46,333 You've got each other, but never forget that you have them too. 545 00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:53,215 They're here today to celebrate you and to get drunk later. 546 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:58,011 And someone's gonna hook up. Who knows? 547 00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:01,557 But they've also got your back. 548 00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:06,812 And when life gets rough... 549 00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:11,859 they are gonna be the ones who help you get to the other side. 550 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,864 - Right? - Yes. 551 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:19,199 - Right? - Yeah! 552 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:20,868 So with that, 553 00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:24,787 what do you say we get this fucking wedding started, huh? 554 00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:27,707 Christ, I thought it was over. 555 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,251 - Oh, that was loud. - Sorry. 556 00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:35,048 I now pronounce you husbands. You may kiss your grooms. 557 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:44,349 Whoo! 558 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:55,277 I can hear your vagina humming. 559 00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:57,362 He's not safe dick. 560 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:00,073 Mm-mmm. 561 00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:08,706 Hey, I liked what you said up there about helping others to help ourselves. 562 00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:11,210 I think that's probably why we do what we do, right? 563 00:29:12,211 --> 00:29:14,880 Still... I mean... 564 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:18,300 All that crazy shit you did with p-patients. 565 00:29:19,635 --> 00:29:23,138 I'm surprised you didn't burn the whole practice down. 566 00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:24,890 Let's be honest. 567 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:27,851 I got really lucky. 568 00:29:29,937 --> 00:29:30,979 So did I. 569 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:19,527 I'm gonna sit. 570 00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:21,572 First time. Ooh. 571 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,700 You look so much like your mom. 572 00:31:23,717 --> 00:31:26,219 I'm tired. I wanna head back. 573 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,095 Seriously? Are you that out of shape? 574 00:31:28,096 --> 00:31:30,015 You can keep going. I'm just done. 575 00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:34,269 And, you know, you don't get to just talk to me that way. 576 00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,396 I'll talk to you however I want. 577 00:31:37,314 --> 00:31:39,482 I'm sick of you acting like you're better than me. 578 00:31:39,483 --> 00:31:40,566 That shit is over. 579 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:45,572 You're an idiot, Grace, so shut the fuck up, or I'll shut you up. 580 00:31:49,618 --> 00:31:52,704 Beautiful view, though. 581 00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,103 Boop. 43570

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