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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:37,875 Mamma Mia, What an Impression! 4 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,075 The characters in this film are fictional. 5 00:01:57,175 --> 00:01:59,775 Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. 6 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,375 Scopino! ("Toilet brush!") 7 00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:16,667 Scopino! 8 00:02:17,542 --> 00:02:18,707 Scopino! 9 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:32,100 Scopino of Urban Trash! Good morning, Scopi! 10 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:38,500 Go to work, sweep it! So early every morning? 11 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:41,292 - What? - Have you swept all the garbage yet? 12 00:02:41,583 --> 00:02:43,917 - I think so, why? - Come here a sec. 13 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:46,750 Do me a favor. Come and see? 14 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,386 Run, run, run, run! 15 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:56,375 - Can you tell me what you want? - Are you sure you nabbed everything? 16 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,958 - Yes! - You see that? Look, what is it? 17 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:03,125 - I see nothing. - But how? You have it in front of you. 18 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:07,803 - What's this? A watermelon peel? - But where? - There! 19 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,750 Right in front of my window. Come, take two steps forward. 20 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:18,167 Not that far. You passed it. Go back a little. 21 00:03:18,625 --> 00:03:19,958 Come back! 22 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:22,948 I tell you one step and you take three. Turn yourself around. 23 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,420 - Turn around! Like a round dance! - Turn around! 24 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:32,875 Not from there, here! In front of my window. 25 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:35,375 - Do you see it now? - But what is it? 26 00:03:35,806 --> 00:03:41,250 I don't know. Looks like a watermelon rind. Look down! If you see me, you don't see it! 27 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:44,938 - This? - Yes! - Can't you see it's a melon? 28 00:03:45,042 --> 00:03:49,292 - Melon? - What do you want from me? - I? Did I ask you what? 29 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:53,875 Is it my fault I took a melon from a rind early in the morning? 30 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:57,208 Is it possible that you always make us get up at dawn? 31 00:03:57,583 --> 00:04:01,917 You talk to flowers, sing, and now you argue with the broom! 32 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,167 - When will we be able to sleep?! - Arturo, come inside! - That's enough! 33 00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:10,667 That's enough! We must stop! It saps our will to live! 34 00:04:11,875 --> 00:04:14,292 - More than enough! - Good morning... 35 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:16,708 Good morning, you also get started early like me? 36 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:37,958 - One, two, three and four. - One, two... And four. 37 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,375 Two, three, four. 38 00:04:41,042 --> 00:04:44,625 - One, two, three and four. - One, two, three and four. 39 00:04:44,792 --> 00:04:48,375 - One, two, three and four. - One, two, three and four. 40 00:04:48,542 --> 00:04:52,667 - One, two, three and four. - One, two, three and four. 41 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:56,125 One, two, three and four. 42 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:11,917 - Good morning, Professor. - Good morning. 43 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:15,125 - Do re makes me sol si la do... - Yes, yes. 44 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:18,125 - Do re makes me just give it... - Very good. Good. 45 00:05:18,292 --> 00:05:19,708 Yes, yes. 46 00:05:19,958 --> 00:05:21,167 Yes, yes. 47 00:05:21,458 --> 00:05:22,896 I forgot... 48 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,958 This story every morning! 49 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:28,250 Yes, yes! 50 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:29,792 Yes, yes! 51 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,875 I count the times too, professor! Do re makes me... 52 00:05:42,333 --> 00:05:43,875 There are guards there! 53 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:49,250 The portcullis, mortacci! 54 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,417 Pull me down! 55 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,958 Imbeciles! 56 00:06:08,375 --> 00:06:12,708 - Good morning, Don Isidoro. - You're hiding! You didn't show up. 57 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:15,958 Not even yesterday did you come to the choir. What are you doing? 58 00:06:16,208 --> 00:06:21,267 - Fortune tellers. - Whatever, but an hour to rehearse, you must! 59 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,820 - You don't know an ending note! - I know! In four octaves! 60 00:06:25,333 --> 00:06:27,041 Three! Alleluia! 61 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:31,583 Mamma Mia! Your voice always impresses me. 62 00:06:31,735 --> 00:06:38,542 - Is it three? It seemed like four. - You have to come and try! Come! 63 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:43,875 - I'm coming, but I have a lot to do. - For what? What trouble are you up to? 64 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,417 I'm making trouble? The others foist it on me. 65 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:50,542 - Walk! Walk! - It hurts! 66 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:54,417 What are you doing? The bishop's already called me three times because of you. 67 00:06:54,583 --> 00:06:59,708 - What are you doing? Don't you know? - One thing I can't tell you now. 68 00:06:59,875 --> 00:07:03,917 One day I'll tell him. It's a beautiful thing like heaven. 69 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:07,750 - Leave heaven alone and come and try. - Yes, I'll come! 70 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:11,500 But now I'm busy! I have to go! Ouch! Maie me! 71 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:16,542 - I'll come, don't worry! Three times! - Don't hang around! Watch out! 72 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,917 - Don't worry! See you later! - Alberto! 73 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,750 - Don't mess it up! - See you later! Rest assured! 74 00:07:25,875 --> 00:07:27,625 Eh, take it easy! 75 00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:08,792 - Hi there! Stop there! - What's up? 76 00:08:08,958 --> 00:08:12,292 I am, sir. Excuse the disorder. Could do me a favor... 77 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:15,717 That will cost you nothing? - Tell me. 78 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:19,042 Could you get down without leaning on the railing? 79 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:25,517 - How do I do it without leaning? - Give me your hand and I'll show you. 80 00:08:26,417 --> 00:08:29,375 Come down slowly, without fear. Do you see that it's the same? 81 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,375 Come, fearless, down. 82 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:36,642 Mamma mia, what feet, sir. It's a problem. 83 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:40,000 How come you walk around with these feet? Can't you straighten them? 84 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:43,375 Come on down. Do you see the daisy? You'll spoil it. Come down. 85 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:46,500 Here, so, slowly. Be careful where you put your feet. 86 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:49,417 - Elena! Elena! - Slowly, slowly. 87 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:53,167 Shut up! Don't call. Who are you calling? Come down! Help me. 88 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:55,250 Get your hand off the railing! 89 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,958 - Come on down. - Am I going out later? 90 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:00,792 - No! What later? Help me. - Elena! 91 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:05,542 Do you see how it it's made to go down the stairs? 92 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,025 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 93 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,092 Mamma mia, what an impression! 94 00:09:56,625 --> 00:09:59,292 - Good morning, Miss Daisy. - Good morning. 95 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,292 Good morning, miss. 96 00:10:23,167 --> 00:10:25,500 - Tickets. - May I? 97 00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:27,792 - May I? - You are welcome. 98 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:30,917 Do you have them all? 99 00:10:31,458 --> 00:10:33,125 Tickets. 100 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,375 Sir? 101 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,875 - Sir? Sir? - Huh? 102 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:45,257 - Is that seat occupied? - What seat? 103 00:10:45,417 --> 00:10:47,333 - Is that seat occupied? - I'm in it! 104 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:51,833 Ah, there it is. I said so... If you wanted to sit the young lady... 105 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:56,958 Sir, look a bit. If you could seat the young lady... 106 00:10:58,042 --> 00:10:59,958 Do you want to sit her down? 107 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:04,292 Yes? Thank you so much. Miss Daisy? 108 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:08,018 - Would you like to sit down? - No, thanks, but I'm going down there. 109 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:11,250 - About to get off? I'll go down too. - Tickets. 110 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,792 - Hey! Hey! - What manners? The seat is mine! 111 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:18,583 - Miss? - Huh? 112 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:22,083 - Mind if I keep you company every morning? - No. 113 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,208 - Can I today at noon? - Come when you want. 114 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,980 And tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow... 115 00:11:28,042 --> 00:11:29,750 - I can? - See you later. 116 00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,333 - Good morning. - Good morning. 117 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:35,292 - See you later. - Good morning, Miss Daisy. 118 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:37,417 - Good morning. - Good morning. - Hi. 119 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,125 Good morning. 120 00:11:59,792 --> 00:12:01,958 - Good morning, newsagent. - Good morning. 121 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:04,667 - What news? Thefts this morning? - Yes. 122 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,458 So, thefts, thefts, thefts... 123 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,450 Damn, how nice this is! 124 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:14,017 1,700,000 lire. Vaseilami, hair, jewels. Damn! 125 00:12:14,543 --> 00:12:17,558 Colonel Pisacane, via Stamira, 24. 126 00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:21,375 Thefts, thefts, thefts, thefts... There are no more. 127 00:12:22,143 --> 00:12:26,083 Let's hope this is good. True, newsagent? Good morning and thank you. 128 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:30,542 - You never buy the newspaper? - No, they overwhelm me too much. 129 00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:33,707 What a lion! 130 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,150 Colonnelio Pisacane, via Stamira, 24. 131 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,267 - Good morning. - Good morning. 132 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,557 Do I have the honor of speaking to Colonel Giovanni Pisacane? 133 00:12:50,657 --> 00:12:51,657 Yes, I am. 134 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:56,032 Colonel Piscane, on the night between June 13th and June 14th, you suffered a theft. 135 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:59,542 Of the usual sundries of furs, jewels, pottery... 136 00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:04,533 For a value of 1,700,000 lire? - The bar! Of course! 137 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:06,707 At your service, Colonel. 138 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,458 Do you have any good news? 139 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:14,250 - Great and cheerful. - Amelia! 140 00:13:15,292 --> 00:13:18,334 - Please take a seat, sir. - May I? - You're welcome. 141 00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,375 - This way. - Thank you. 142 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:24,417 You're welcome. 143 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:25,958 Say! 144 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:30,458 Did you recover the stolen goods? The wig? The jewels? 145 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,833 - Much more! - Have you arrested the perpetrators? 146 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:41,500 We have put them in a position to never commit that crime again! 147 00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,917 - Really? - Yes, Mr. Colonel. 148 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:49,175 So, by an artisan I represent and who manufactures, 149 00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:54,333 I will give a practical demonstration of how a theft will never be able again... 150 00:13:54,583 --> 00:14:00,121 Being impervious, in the present and in the future. Do you want to follow me? 151 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,833 Please, come this way. Come, now I'll show you. 152 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:09,167 If I may, Mr. Colonel? 153 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:24,667 - Can't resist, Colonel. - Can't resist. 154 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:33,938 - Can't resist, Colonel. - Can't resist. 155 00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,208 Forgive me, Mr. Colonel. 156 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,958 Giovanni? Get the phone. 157 00:14:55,417 --> 00:14:57,667 Do you want to go out for the final test? 158 00:14:57,917 --> 00:15:01,000 - Go out? - Yes, colonel. A moment. 159 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,417 You're welcome, Colonel. 160 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,708 Please open up. 161 00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:26,125 Open up, please! 162 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:32,083 Hello? Colonel Pisacane? He's out for the final test. 163 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,583 - Good morning. - Good morning. 164 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,667 Mamma mia, what an impression! 165 00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:45,125 I saw you suddenly and had a fright. 166 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:48,658 - Are you the colonel's wife? - Yes, but where's my husband? 167 00:15:49,343 --> 00:15:51,583 - Amelia! - Where can I find an electrical outlet? 168 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:55,250 - A power outlet? - Yes, electricity. Where is it? 169 00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:56,450 There. 170 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,583 Oh, there it is. Done! It's that simple! 171 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,317 Come on, even a child can do it. 172 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,308 - Would you like to sit down? - Yes. 173 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,167 I'll prove it to him. This way. 174 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,208 C'mon, open! 175 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,833 The lady must see the experiment! 176 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:14,375 - Amelia, open up! - Come on! Here, you see? 177 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:18,083 It's crushing my head! 178 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,125 The ear! 179 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,667 - Open up! - Look here, you sees this? 180 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,125 You lower the switch and... 181 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,416 Go away! Go away! 182 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,392 - If you take one... - Go away, criminal! 183 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:38,083 - Two are 4,000 lire. - Go away... 184 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,188 Or I'll have you arrested! - You are mistaken! 185 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,417 Go away! Go away! 186 00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:04,583 Don Isidoro! Don Isidoro! 187 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,875 Don Isidoro! 188 00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:11,791 I'm here, but I'm not here. 189 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,750 My son, come on, let's try the finale. 190 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,875 - I'm going for that thing! - Thing? - That thing! 191 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:21,792 I can't tell you now, but one day I will. 192 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:26,000 Come and work on the ending you're always messing up. 193 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,417 Don't worry, I know it! Doesn't it go like this? 194 00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:34,417 No! 195 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,333 Be quiet a moment. 196 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:45,624 It's noon. I have to run! See you later! 197 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:56,042 - They got out? - Who? 198 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,250 - Have the girls gone out? - No. 199 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,967 Oh my, what a run I had. 200 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,667 I looked like a horse. 201 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,125 Sir, is she... 202 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:45,100 - Are you stupid? - I thought you wanted to play. 203 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,417 - Good morning! - Ciao. 204 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:57,167 - How are you? Fine? - Yes, thanks. - Me, too. 205 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,250 - Hi, Daisy. - Oh, hello, Arturo. 206 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:02,698 Were you also waiting for the young lady? 207 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,038 Sorry, Daisy, but who is this? 208 00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:15,938 Yeah, you don't know each other. Alberto, Arturo. 209 00:19:16,083 --> 00:19:17,417 A pleasure. 210 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,417 Damn, what a grip! Arturo? 211 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:25,333 I also have an uncle named Arturo. On my mom's side. 212 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,492 So, goodbye. 213 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,511 - See you later. - See you later. 214 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:37,667 How strong is this uncle of mine! He crushes your hand. 215 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,025 But once do you know what I did? I squeezed a nail in his hand. 216 00:19:42,292 --> 00:19:44,766 What a big laugh we had! 217 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,917 - See you later. Will you have anything? - Thank you. 218 00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:57,998 - What will you have? - Good morning. 219 00:19:58,042 --> 00:20:01,599 - An aperitif? - An aperitif. Three aperitifs. 220 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,309 - Three aperitifs! - What are you doing? I'll handle this. 221 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,208 What? If the young lady wants an aperitif, I'll pay for it. 222 00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:12,200 - Why? I'm paying it! - Why, if I want to pay for it? 223 00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:15,542 - Because I'll pay for it. - And instead I'll pay for it! 224 00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:19,008 - All right then. Pay her! - Is it an imposition? 225 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,808 If it is, I won't pay for it. 226 00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:25,550 Am I not right? Did I not do well? 227 00:20:25,897 --> 00:20:28,625 - A potato chip? - Thank you. 228 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,708 - A potato chip? - Thank you. 229 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:36,000 - I made a joke. - Hi, how are you? 230 00:20:37,585 --> 00:20:40,792 Not bad. Have you read in the Corriere dello Sport? There is something for you. 231 00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:43,750 - Yes? - On the front page. - Let me see. 232 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,458 Miss Daisy... 233 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:52,017 Cheers. - Cheers. Health and sons. 234 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:57,583 Miss, taking advantage of our solitude... 235 00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:01,708 Finally I want to tell you what I have been thinking for a long time. 236 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,041 Oh, what's that? 237 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,250 - Everything. - What? 238 00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:10,833 Do you see it? Whenever I'm standing in front of you... 239 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,042 My emotions are so great that I no longer find the words. 240 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,625 If I may, Daisy? 241 00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:20,942 Camilioni, decathlon specialist. 242 00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:23,042 - Pleasure. - Really pleased. 243 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:27,383 - Vincenzini, pentathlon. - Nice to meet you. 244 00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:32,267 - They invited us to Ostia tomorrow. - A nice trip. Do you like the sea? 245 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:37,000 - A lot! I'd be happy to. - Long live the sea! I like it a lot! 246 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:40,750 - I like Delia Mountain more. - Come on, miss. We will spend... 247 00:21:40,939 --> 00:21:45,508 a few hours among beautiful people. - We are a group of champions. 248 00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:49,208 Have you seen our Arturo? Show her. 249 00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:52,750 "Arturo Cremaschi will participate in the marathons... 250 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:57,042 - Ah! Best wishes! - Thank you. - Damn! Marathon Champion! 251 00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,375 - I didn't know! Are you a champion too? - Yes. 252 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:03,492 Are you a champion, too? 253 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:06,375 - Decathlon. - Decathlon? 254 00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,146 Decathlon! 255 00:22:11,542 --> 00:22:14,958 - Arm wrestling! Great, isn't it? - Trying to kill me? 256 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,982 You saw that? I'm a champion, too. 257 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:24,375 First! Driver, I got there first! 258 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:28,558 - Good morning. - Excuse me, you're the puilman of the trip? 259 00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:30,608 - Yeah, yeah. - Thank you very much! 260 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,625 One, two, three. 261 00:22:38,292 --> 00:22:41,396 - Can I take a seat for a loved one? - Go ahead. 262 00:22:42,626 --> 00:22:43,792 One, two, three! 263 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:47,125 What do you use for it? With a personal object? 264 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,542 Driver! Driver! - What do you want? 265 00:22:51,543 --> 00:22:53,583 - What do you have to use? - What? 266 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:57,458 Saving a place for one person. What are you supposed to use? 267 00:22:57,792 --> 00:23:02,875 - Put anything in there. - What about clothing? 268 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:04,625 Yes. One, two, three. 269 00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:11,250 - Is this the tour bus? - Yes. 270 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:27,042 - Is this seat taken! - By whom? - By me. 271 00:23:27,208 --> 00:23:30,333 - This is my place! - Yours? And whose others are these? 272 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,625 - Personal items from loved ones. - And where do I put myself? 273 00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:36,518 - I don't know. You could've come earlier. - As soon as possible? 274 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:38,500 Before me! To take your place. 275 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,333 - But I got there first... - But who says that? It's not true! 276 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,042 This is the rule. Don't you know it? 277 00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:48,382 It says, "Whoever arrives first can occupy as many seats as he wants..." 278 00:23:49,147 --> 00:23:51,625 "Because it's his right." - But not at all! 279 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:53,500 Hey there! Stop, where are you going? 280 00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,207 Stop! Busy! Stop! 281 00:23:59,917 --> 00:24:01,396 Miss Daisy! Come! 282 00:24:02,833 --> 00:24:05,750 - Stop! Where are you going? - Busy! 283 00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,583 Come, Miss Daisy! 284 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,208 I've occupied the seats! Personal objects! 285 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:17,625 Have you all taken your personal items, are you happy? 286 00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:21,917 - Personal items! Mine! - Thank you. Go, go. 287 00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:23,583 It's mine! It's mine! 288 00:24:24,792 --> 00:24:27,958 - Occupied! - Do you want to sit here, too? 289 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:30,042 - Let's go! - Let's go. 290 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:34,833 I had them taken! 291 00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:36,333 Thanks a lot, miss. 292 00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:47,792 Miss Daisy! Miss Daisy! 293 00:24:49,501 --> 00:24:51,792 Daisy! How beautiful it is to travel! - Yes, a lot. 294 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:53,792 - Here, Daisy. - Thank you. 295 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:08,167 But this is the hour of kisses of love! 296 00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:13,250 I love you, I like you, I like you, darling! 297 00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:16,500 - "The Last Night I Spent with Tigo?" - Beautiful, go. 298 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,667 - This is very nice. - Yes, very nice. 299 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:24,000 The last night I spent with Tigo... 300 00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:27,874 She kept a living fire in her heart. 301 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:32,875 The kisses that burn my mouth... 302 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:37,253 Like a cannon shot! 303 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:41,166 Like a cannon shot! 304 00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:46,917 An earthquake! Demon possessed who makes the air rumble! 305 00:25:50,225 --> 00:25:52,083 Did you like it, Miss Daisy? - Yes. 306 00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,558 I know a lot of these. 307 00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:57,250 Do you want to hear an American and syncopated rhythm? Take a listen. 308 00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:04,000 I haven't been back to my village for twenty years. 309 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:06,708 I see it just as clear as day. 310 00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:11,883 And the little square, the little church with its bell. 311 00:26:11,958 --> 00:26:17,483 And there is my little house as it was then. 312 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:22,092 I feel like crying. A lighted window! 313 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:24,000 - I look and see... - Who asked for this? 314 00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:28,905 A white head that makes the sock. 315 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,892 Grandma, grandma, rhythm! 316 00:26:33,042 --> 00:26:37,154 - Go to sleep! - Granny, my granny... 317 00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:42,758 You are paralyzed, but pace, pace as you wish. 318 00:26:43,167 --> 00:26:48,017 Oh, granny, granny, my granny! 319 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:50,791 May you... 320 00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:53,583 - Daisy? - Yes? 321 00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:59,375 - I liked it. - The last night I spent with Tigo... 322 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,500 Anyone who doesn't eat with others is withholding. 323 00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:11,000 Those who eat alone only choke. 324 00:27:13,458 --> 00:27:15,792 - Sir! Excuse me sir! - What do you want? 325 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,583 - Offer some. Offer some. - What's that? 326 00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:21,317 A sandwich. Offer it! To that young lady. Do you see her? 327 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:24,958 - And why? - How why? When you see a young lady... 328 00:27:25,125 --> 00:27:29,975 you say, "Can I offer this?" - So what? I don't know her. 329 00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:32,833 - She doesn't even know me. You know me? - I've never see her. 330 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:37,508 - Exactly! You don't have to offer it to me - I didn't offer it to you! 331 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:40,750 Who would want it? I wouldn't even like that stuff! 332 00:27:41,167 --> 00:27:44,542 - Me, take other people's stuff... - But who wants it? What does she want? 333 00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:47,958 I said it because she eats sandwiches. So if you wanted to offer it... 334 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,750 To the girl. Try it, if you want to offer it... 335 00:27:50,917 --> 00:27:53,250 - Offer the sandwich to the lady! - Miss! 336 00:27:54,334 --> 00:27:56,083 Miss! Daisy? 337 00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,917 - Can I offer some? - Can he offer? - No thanks. 338 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,170 - Insist! - That's enough! What more do you want? 339 00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:07,458 Me, nothing. Did I ask you something? I only said it like that. 340 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,604 Insist! That's the word, right? Insist, sir! 341 00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:13,750 Sir, insist! What's so special in here? 342 00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:16,542 - But no, sorry! - Maybe you may not like that... 343 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:18,958 But here's something else... Let's see... - But... 344 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:22,125 This isn't for me either! This chocolate! You offer it! 345 00:28:22,292 --> 00:28:25,708 It's too much! Is this a gag? Was this supposed to happen right next to me? 346 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:29,458 - Rude! Idiot! - Watch your words! And take a good look... 347 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,750 - Go to hell! Loser! - Come on! Come on! Go on.. 348 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,042 With these kinds of insults! 349 00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,000 What a thug! He looked like an angry dog! 350 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:44,208 - What happened? - What do I know? Suddenly he started yelling like... 351 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:47,959 What are you eating? A sandwich? What's so special inside this bag? 352 00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:51,875 Can you show me? What's so special about it? 353 00:28:59,417 --> 00:29:01,479 Miss Daisy? 354 00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:07,792 Won't you make a tower? 355 00:29:08,042 --> 00:29:10,792 Shut up, kid! I do what I want. 356 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:14,250 The tower's necessary, otherwise it's useless to build the castle. 357 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:18,208 I don't want to do it! All right? I am master of doing what I want. 358 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,375 I miss doing it. 359 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:23,458 Instead, why don't you go away since I don't even know you? 360 00:29:23,625 --> 00:29:28,375 - I've seen castles! They all have a tower. - Do you want me to stop? 361 00:29:29,439 --> 00:29:32,000 - You wanna go? - Why? Can't I stay here? 362 00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:36,292 Mamma Mia! Starting early annoying people. Get out. 363 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:39,958 - Go with your relatives! - Mom said I can stay here. 364 00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:44,208 Did Mom tell you? Then go tell her I don't want you! 365 00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:46,625 Get out. 366 00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:48,458 Scram! Take off! Go away! 367 00:29:50,667 --> 00:29:54,458 - Not bad! I start playing with him! - Mom! 368 00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:01,625 Miss Daisy! I'm done with the castle! - Good boy. 369 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,958 Mine were twice as tall as a boy. 370 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:08,000 Oh yes? He could have done it, if he's so much better! 371 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:11,167 - Isn't it beautiful, Miss Daisy? - Very beautiful. 372 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:14,808 Would you like to live there in such a beautiful castle? 373 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,667 According to whom... Isn't it true, Daisy? 374 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:20,792 Daisy! The window in her bedroom, he wants it... 375 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:25,292 With a view of the sea or the mountains? - On the sea. - Yes, Daisy. 376 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:28,750 Won't you build the tower? 377 00:30:29,542 --> 00:30:32,625 How else can I tell you, by singing? You have to go! 378 00:30:32,875 --> 00:30:36,333 Mom said everyone's playing and I can play too... 379 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:38,042 And I can do the tower. 380 00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:45,667 Here it is! Make us the tower now. 381 00:30:46,542 --> 00:30:48,467 - You're happy? - Yes. 382 00:30:48,542 --> 00:30:52,125 - You saw? - A shame. Why did you destroy it? 383 00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:56,083 All his fault. He got on my nerves. 384 00:30:57,833 --> 00:31:01,208 Are you sorry, Daisy, that I've destroyed the castle? 385 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,667 Maybe someday I'll have a real one, you know? 386 00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:15,183 Don't you believe me? I'm going to get very rich, you know? 387 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:18,417 Then I'll have a lot of money and I'll buy a castle. 388 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,467 Would you like to come to my castle someday? 389 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,875 Will you come, Miss Daisy? 390 00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:37,333 - Excuse me, sorry! - What an excuse! 391 00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:39,708 Miss Daisy! 392 00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:44,417 Miss Daisy! 393 00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:49,333 Who are you? What do you want? 394 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:52,250 - Go away. - Miss Daisy! 395 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,625 Look! 396 00:31:58,492 --> 00:32:01,057 Daisy! The whale! 397 00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:07,582 Giorgio, pass me the ball! 398 00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:16,958 Do you think you are funny? - Are you mad at me? 399 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:21,517 Miss Daisy! Come! It feels so good! 400 00:32:21,708 --> 00:32:26,080 Come! I'll take you for a ride in a dinghy! 401 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:30,942 - Let's go. - No, no. 402 00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:48,458 Miss Daisy, how happy I am. 403 00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:52,417 My happiness is so great that I can't find the words... 404 00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:55,167 to express everything about my... things. 405 00:33:16,801 --> 00:33:18,550 Daisy! Look at me! 406 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,333 Look. 407 00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:34,125 My God! Arturo! Arturo! 408 00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:39,458 - Arturo! Good boy! - Look how deep I go! 409 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,333 Look how much I resist! 410 00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:45,958 Let's go swimming offshore! 411 00:33:51,708 --> 00:33:54,450 What happened? Who is it? 412 00:33:54,850 --> 00:33:56,150 Alberto? 413 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:59,625 - Alberto! What was it? - It's nothing! 414 00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:01,292 Miss Daisy! 415 00:34:05,083 --> 00:34:07,625 - Who are you? - You're good! 416 00:34:07,792 --> 00:34:09,726 - What are you doing to me? - Are you feeling better? 417 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:12,542 - Do you think you're stronger than me? - Are you feeling better? 418 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,500 Miss Daisy! 419 00:34:14,667 --> 00:34:17,542 He thinks he's stronger than me. We'll see! You want to do... 420 00:34:17,708 --> 00:34:19,833 - A Greco-Roman fight? - Oh! 421 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000 - I'll let you touch your shoulders! - Oh! 422 00:34:23,542 --> 00:34:25,832 Miss Daisy! 423 00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:50,000 - Miss Daisy! - What happened? 424 00:34:50,458 --> 00:34:54,167 Nothing! I took a dip, I went down, down... 425 00:34:55,168 --> 00:34:57,528 My goodness, how many little fishes there are at the bottom. 426 00:34:57,792 --> 00:35:00,625 Aren't you feeling well? - Why, miss? 427 00:35:00,917 --> 00:35:04,625 You're shaking all over! Get out, it's not good to be in the water too much. 428 00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:09,083 No, no! I like it a lot. You go, Miss Daisy. 429 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:13,909 I'll have some more fun and then I'll get out, too. Go, Miss Daisy. 430 00:35:23,792 --> 00:35:26,042 For shame, you filth. 431 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,500 It'd take a fleet of guards to arrest you. 432 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:32,583 Is it even possible to witness this indecency? 433 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:44,158 Lifeguard! Lifeguard! 434 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:46,917 - What's up? - Lifeguard, help! 435 00:35:48,292 --> 00:35:51,783 This guy again! Now I can drown him. 436 00:35:52,542 --> 00:35:53,875 What's up? 437 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,417 Lifeguard... 438 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:58,708 You should do me a favor. - Favor? 439 00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:00,708 There's a gift in it for you. 440 00:36:02,333 --> 00:36:06,333 You should get all the people back into their cabins. 441 00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:11,375 For just a moment. Then I'll give you a gift, my word. 442 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:15,667 - Get everyone back? - Yes. - Your word! And how? 443 00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:17,417 - Can it be done? - For what? 444 00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:19,417 I have to get out of the sea. 445 00:36:19,867 --> 00:36:22,083 Can't you hear the young lady calling me? 446 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:25,583 The hen's clucking! I have to get out! 447 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:30,208 - Are you going out? - I can't, if they don't all leave. I must be alone, right? 448 00:36:30,917 --> 00:36:32,542 - Alone? - Yes, why? 449 00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:36,500 - How, why? - Because I'm not normal, am I? 450 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:40,500 I can see that you're not normal. If I stay here a little longer... 451 00:36:41,709 --> 00:36:44,458 - Lifeguard! Help! - Go to the madhouse! 452 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:47,500 - You go there! - Goodbye, dude! 453 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:50,083 Ugly lifeguard from a shipwreck. 454 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,042 Couldn't he help me? 455 00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:58,188 I'll have to stay in this sea until they all leave! 456 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:27,083 What a night. 457 00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:33,500 - Are you happy to be here? - Yes, it was a really nice day. 458 00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:39,550 What a beautiful night. 459 00:37:55,417 --> 00:37:57,042 Really! Yes, yes. 460 00:38:00,917 --> 00:38:04,708 I'm so happy I could break the world! Miss Daisy... 461 00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:12,208 - So? - She looked like a siren coming out of the water. 462 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:16,333 She had all these shiny beads. Here, here, here, here. 463 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:20,125 All the droplets looked like many beads. One thing fantas... 464 00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:24,792 - What do you want, Triangle Head? - What do you want? 465 00:38:24,858 --> 00:38:27,458 You think we're saying something wrong? I'm talking about my aunt! 466 00:38:27,659 --> 00:38:31,799 - Can't I hear you? - No! Think you're a close friend of mine? 467 00:38:32,292 --> 00:38:35,875 You're a novice! When you're an explorer like us, you'll be able to hear it! 468 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:38,958 - As an explorer you can! - Go away with the others! 469 00:38:39,292 --> 00:38:41,792 Go away! I made him feel that one. 470 00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:44,000 Do you want to join me? You see it? 471 00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:48,458 Beware of Triangle Head. Report everything. He's a spy! 472 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,792 - Sure. - I was saying, Arturo always wants to show Daisy... 473 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:55,833 Who knows how to do everything, but I'm getting better and better! 474 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:58,875 As soon as he does something, I always do it better. 475 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:03,000 - That's great! - And she always stares at me saying, "Bravo!" 476 00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:05,333 And Arturo gnaws with envy! 477 00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,458 How I dislike that. 478 00:39:13,917 --> 00:39:16,792 The manger is illuminated... 479 00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:20,125 by means of the comet that applies in this way... 480 00:39:20,875 --> 00:39:22,208 Close it! 481 00:39:22,542 --> 00:39:24,708 What weirdness are you doing? Spiritism? 482 00:39:24,875 --> 00:39:28,417 - Shut the door! - Why? What happened? 483 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:33,458 What happened, Don Isidoro? 484 00:39:33,542 --> 00:39:36,000 Mamma mia, what an impression! How beautiful it is! 485 00:39:37,417 --> 00:39:39,667 - How beautiful! - Beautiful! 486 00:39:40,042 --> 00:39:44,083 The inside of the manger lights up and the Holy Family is covered with light. 487 00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:48,875 Because it's yours, I can do installments: 50,000 lire now and 50 end of year. 488 00:39:50,064 --> 00:39:53,542 - Buy it! You buy it! - Take him away, otherwise I will... 489 00:39:54,709 --> 00:39:57,958 Some nonsense! I can't buy! Get out, guys! 490 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:17,988 Patience. I'll go to Don Anselmo. He'll pay me that immediately. 491 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:22,708 No, no! Don't provoke me with Don Anseimo! Who'll give me 100,000 lire? 492 00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:24,042 What do I know? 493 00:40:25,417 --> 00:40:26,583 Excuse me. 494 00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:33,500 A creche like this in installments. 50,000 immediately! Where do you find it? 495 00:40:34,375 --> 00:40:37,583 Watch out for the star. It's the highlight of the creche. 496 00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:43,792 Guys! Here we go! Up! 497 00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:52,042 Let's try the choir. 498 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:37,458 - I have to go! - So get out. 499 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:44,250 - I'm late. I can't stay. - Go! Go! 500 00:41:59,875 --> 00:42:04,463 Wait, don't go away yet. You can leave it here until tomorrow. 501 00:42:04,583 --> 00:42:05,625 I want to think about it. 502 00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:49,055 - What are you doing there? - What are you? 503 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:51,583 I'll do what I like. Do I have to tell you? 504 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:55,042 I know what you do. Putting on the uniform! You can't go out of order! 505 00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:58,625 I know what to do! I'm an explorer! I always know... 506 00:42:58,792 --> 00:43:02,125 what can and what can't be done. - I'll tell Don Isidoro! 507 00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,500 - Where are you going? Come here! - Ouch! Oh God! 508 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:08,917 Where are you going? I'll tear off your nipples! Ugly spy! 509 00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:11,667 The devil takes away no-good spies! 510 00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:14,625 - Venom-squirting demon! - Spy, go sit on a lamppost! 511 00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:16,268 Flag holder, one hundred years in jail! 512 00:43:16,292 --> 00:43:18,917 - Jinx, take it home! Jinx! - Tie, take it home! Tie! 513 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,083 - 20! 30! 40! 50! 60! - Tie! Tie! Tie! 514 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:24,000 120! 135! 160! Spy, spy, lamppost squatter! 515 00:43:24,250 --> 00:43:25,875 Venom-squirting demon! 516 00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:29,875 Flag holder, one hundred years in jail! Tie! 178! 179! 190! 517 00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:32,875 Tie! Take it all home! Stuck on you! 518 00:43:33,042 --> 00:43:34,875 Ugly spy, you're nothing else! 519 00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:36,833 I'll show you the... 520 00:43:37,834 --> 00:43:39,292 If I don't wear a uniform. 521 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:15,125 - Oh, it's you. - Yes, Miss Daisy, do you see me? 522 00:44:16,272 --> 00:44:19,500 - I see you. Are you in uniform? - Explorer! Of the parish... 523 00:44:19,667 --> 00:44:22,417 run by Don Isidoro. - Good boy, good boy. 524 00:44:23,209 --> 00:44:26,750 - Can I accompany you? May I? - Yes, gladly. 525 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,750 Thank you, Miss Daisy. 526 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:36,067 And you may rest assured that nothing will happen when you walk next to an explorer. 527 00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:37,708 What do you think would happen to me? 528 00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:41,667 Many things can happen. An explorer says so. 529 00:44:42,042 --> 00:44:43,042 Off, children! 530 00:44:45,367 --> 00:44:46,967 Come on, Cremaschi. 531 00:44:47,542 --> 00:44:52,888 You see, our task is to understand what is happening around us at all times. 532 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,292 And, in case of need, intervene immediately. 533 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:58,167 Sst! Coupons! Stay good! 534 00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:01,917 For example, to counsel the afflicted, to help the weak... 535 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,458 May I, Miss Daisy? 536 00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:09,292 Please, a nice walk? 537 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:15,200 See this stern look of mine? I saw you! Did you think you were getting away with it? 538 00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:18,055 - What do you want? What're you looking for? - Are not you ashamed? 539 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:22,324 I'll show that you are nothing but a bully. Whipping your faithful coworker buddy! 540 00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:24,417 I saw you how you whipped him! 541 00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:28,167 Miss Daisy! Go away, you fool. 542 00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:32,174 Watch your words and see who you're tangling with! Understand? 543 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:35,375 - What are you looking for? Get out! - You think you impress me... 544 00:45:35,542 --> 00:45:39,250 with your whip? Do you know all the moves for self-defense? 545 00:45:39,417 --> 00:45:42,583 Don't you know that the helpless always wins? Isn't that right, sir? 546 00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:45,083 - The helpless always wins. - What do I know? 547 00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:48,250 Of course it does! And in an instant I'll give you proof! 548 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:51,958 Ready for the attack! Hooked hands... 549 00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,958 Claw for the grip! One! 550 00:45:54,542 --> 00:45:56,792 Go die somewhere else. 551 00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:59,917 Ouch! Are you crazy? You hit me on the head! 552 00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:03,375 It hurts my head so much! I keep it like an oracle... 553 00:46:03,542 --> 00:46:06,083 Under a glass dome... - Go away! 554 00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:10,542 You see, sir, where did you give it to me? 555 00:46:11,585 --> 00:46:13,458 Right in the middle of the head! 556 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:16,208 Mamma mia, what a thug! Miss Margheri... 557 00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:19,000 Miss Daisy! Miss Daisy! 558 00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:20,750 Miss Daisy! 559 00:46:22,292 --> 00:46:25,083 Miss Daisy! Miss Daisy! 560 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:29,542 Did you see that thug? He hit me on the head! What a jerk! 561 00:46:30,042 --> 00:46:32,458 I already had my hands hooked to craft for... 562 00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:37,583 Arturo! What's he doing dressed like that? Isn't he ashamed to walk around? 563 00:46:39,208 --> 00:46:41,124 Please! Shut up! 564 00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:44,659 - I'm laughing at the way he's dressed. - Goodbye, Arturo. 565 00:46:45,668 --> 00:46:48,542 - Then see you on Sunday. - Yes, you will. Good luck to the wolf. 566 00:46:49,125 --> 00:46:52,708 Let's hope in the lion's mouth, so he eats it and doesn't talk about it anymore. 567 00:46:52,875 --> 00:46:54,375 Let's go! - I got it? 568 00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:56,500 Come on, Arturo, let's go! - See you later. 569 00:47:01,167 --> 00:47:03,625 If I may? I'd like to talk to you. 570 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:07,158 - To me? - Yeah, I still have to tell you that thing. 571 00:47:07,417 --> 00:47:09,583 - Remember? - Goodbye, miss! 572 00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:12,417 Goodbye! Goodbye, Alberto. 573 00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:14,708 But I... Miss Daisy! 574 00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:19,333 Miss Daisy! Miss Daisy! 575 00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:22,000 Wanna leave now? What are you doing here? 576 00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:26,925 I came for Miss Daisy. Why not? I've known her for a long time! 577 00:47:27,042 --> 00:47:30,083 Now pretend you never met her. And don't come around anymore. 578 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,458 - What is she? An imposition? - A gem! 579 00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:35,500 Who are you? Her father? I don't take advice from others. 580 00:47:36,626 --> 00:47:38,626 - You must take it from me. - No! Not for anything! 581 00:47:38,792 --> 00:47:40,958 - Accept it! - I don't want to accept! 582 00:47:41,375 --> 00:47:43,542 - Take it! - No! 583 00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:46,750 - I'll show you it. - And take it! 584 00:47:48,168 --> 00:47:49,708 No, thanks, I can't. 585 00:47:57,667 --> 00:48:00,541 Miss Daisy! See what he's doing to me? 586 00:48:01,625 --> 00:48:04,083 Calling for help? Too bad! Give me the flower! 587 00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:15,636 Jinx! Get the flower now if you can! 588 00:48:17,293 --> 00:48:19,833 Miss Daisy? Did you see how well I did? 589 00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:26,375 Dimwit! Clown! You don't realize who you're dealing with! 590 00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:31,625 Look! Come here! Look who I am! 591 00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:34,875 No! - Look who Arturo Cremaschi is! 592 00:48:36,667 --> 00:48:37,867 Buffoon. 593 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,175 I have a reputation... 594 00:48:42,125 --> 00:48:44,833 And you are a poor wretch. - Here we go! 595 00:48:45,167 --> 00:48:46,458 But we'll meet again. 596 00:48:49,542 --> 00:48:52,625 - Goodbye, Daisy. Till Sunday! - Till Sunday! 597 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:04,125 Even the button fell off. Happy now? 598 00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:20,417 100,000 lire as a prize! 599 00:49:43,133 --> 00:49:45,000 - May I come in? - No! 600 00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:51,875 - May I come in? - No! 601 00:49:54,667 --> 00:49:55,874 May I? 602 00:50:00,867 --> 00:50:02,207 - May I? - No! 603 00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:04,000 - Instead, yes! - No! 604 00:50:04,167 --> 00:50:06,625 It's not right! Everyone comes in and I don't! 605 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:08,583 - No! - Instead I enter! 606 00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:10,208 - No! - Instead Yes! - No! 607 00:50:10,292 --> 00:50:11,417 - Yes! - Halt! 608 00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:14,542 What's up, huh? What are you, huh? 609 00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:19,917 - Huh? I have to sign up for the Marathon! - Marathon? Marathon? Go to hell! 610 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:22,542 - You go there! - No! - Yes! - No! 611 00:50:22,792 --> 00:50:25,250 - Yes! - No! - Yes! - No! 612 00:50:25,625 --> 00:50:28,021 - Yes! - No! - Yes! - No! 613 00:50:30,792 --> 00:50:33,333 No! No! - What are you doing? 614 00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:37,667 - Where do you register for the marathon? - Over there. 615 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:39,000 No! 616 00:50:39,750 --> 00:50:41,708 - No! - Pay attention! 617 00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:43,292 No! 618 00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:45,375 No! 619 00:50:47,417 --> 00:50:51,100 - Good! You hurt yourself! - What do you want? 620 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:54,458 - What are you doing? - Damn! 621 00:50:55,689 --> 00:50:57,667 Too bad for you! Are you hurt bad? Hold on. 622 00:50:59,833 --> 00:51:02,708 Sir, you have to sign me up for the Rome Marathon. 623 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:08,208 - Five and two... - You have to sign me up. 624 00:51:08,375 --> 00:51:11,292 For the marathon. - Five and two, seven, and one... 625 00:51:11,542 --> 00:51:16,500 - Will you sign me up? - Can't you see I'm working? Hold on! 626 00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:19,958 Yes, sir, go ahead. 627 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:22,667 Since I have to sign up for the marathon... 628 00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:24,750 I know you have to sign up. Wait a moment! 629 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:29,750 Exactly, go ahead. As long as you know I have to sign up! 630 00:51:29,917 --> 00:51:31,958 - Ugh! - What do you want here? 631 00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:35,833 I have to sign up for the Marathon. I am from the Muscular Youth... 632 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,396 Of the parish church of Don Isidoro. - Come on, sign up and finish the accounts. 633 00:51:40,083 --> 00:51:41,125 I have to sign up. 634 00:51:41,292 --> 00:51:47,671 - Sign here and give me 5,150 lire! - What're you saying? I don't understand. 635 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,500 Mister, should I give him 5,150 lire? Sir! This man's abusing me. 636 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:56,500 - What's going on here today? - If that doesn't go away, I'll go crazy! 637 00:51:56,958 --> 00:52:00,458 He must be really crazy! Does he know that he asked me for 5,150 lire? 638 00:52:00,667 --> 00:52:04,417 - Accountant, the fee! - Ah, of course! For registration! 639 00:52:04,583 --> 00:52:10,050 - Should I give you 5,150 lire? - Of course. The registration fee, see here. 640 00:52:10,208 --> 00:52:14,250 "Prizes: 100,000 lire to the first place winner and a cup to the winning company. 641 00:52:14,417 --> 00:52:17,667 - Look, look! - I'm looking. 5,150 lire... 642 00:52:17,833 --> 00:52:21,542 Can you lend it to me, on account of the 10,000 that I have to win? 643 00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:27,775 - Go away. Good evening. - My honor, I don't have 5,150 lire! 644 00:52:27,958 --> 00:52:30,625 - And you want it from me? - But did I ask you? 645 00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:34,583 I told the gentleman clearly if he wanted me to panic... 646 00:52:35,689 --> 00:52:38,850 - I don't have it. Can't you lend it to me? - No! No! 647 00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:41,500 - Absolutely not? - Go away. Good evening. 648 00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:45,667 - Good evening. Thanks a lot anyway. - But... - The registration forms... 649 00:52:45,833 --> 00:52:48,250 - Not really, accountant? - No! 650 00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:50,000 Who is it? 651 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,458 Don Isidoro! Don Isidoro! 652 00:52:54,375 --> 00:52:56,333 - Who is it? - Friends, good friends! 653 00:52:56,667 --> 00:52:59,658 - Who? - It's me! Don't you recognize me? 654 00:53:00,022 --> 00:53:05,000 Oh, Madonna! Even at night! But what does this thing want now? 655 00:53:07,208 --> 00:53:10,292 - What's happening? What do you want? - There's no time to lose! 656 00:53:10,542 --> 00:53:13,292 - We only have until midnight! - To do what? 657 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:16,208 - The marathon! - What is it? 658 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:19,499 You were born to wear that shirt! And what a long shirt! 659 00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:23,875 Well, my son, what have you come to do at this hour? 660 00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:27,833 I found 10,000 lire to buy the creche. 661 00:53:28,042 --> 00:53:31,625 Oh, God, explain yourself. What do you mean with all this? 662 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:36,792 You give me 5,150 lire, I do the marathon, I win the 100,000... 663 00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:41,083 - What are you saying? - Give me 5,150 lire, I do the marathon... 664 00:53:41,292 --> 00:53:45,375 I understand, I understand. But who would give you 5,150 lire? 665 00:53:45,542 --> 00:53:48,625 You, Don Isidoro. Maybe you don't want to buy the creche? 666 00:53:48,833 --> 00:53:53,833 - I didn't know you didn't want it. - But what does the nativity scene have to do with it... 667 00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:56,730 At this time? - How? Did I make the adjustments? 668 00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:01,667 That's it. This is the regulation they gave me. 669 00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:05,000 - Don Isidoro? - Huh? 670 00:54:07,208 --> 00:54:09,333 Here, you see? Everything is written here. 671 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:12,167 5,150 lire. 100,000 lire... Do you see it? 672 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:15,500 Oh, God! What other trouble have you been up to now? 673 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:19,667 You always mix me up with something. Better to lose you than to find you. 674 00:54:19,917 --> 00:54:24,633 - Look what was supposed to happen to me! - Providence is sending me. 675 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:28,417 If I didn't know Miss Daisy, I wouldn't do the marathon. 676 00:54:28,667 --> 00:54:31,792 If I didn't do the marathon, I wouldn't get the 10,000 lire. 677 00:54:31,958 --> 00:54:34,834 Why Arturo does the marathon... 678 00:54:37,208 --> 00:54:39,125 He also tore the button off me! 679 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:43,042 If I don't do the marathon... 680 00:54:43,208 --> 00:54:46,800 - Is this 2,000 not enough for you? - It takes 5,150 lire. 681 00:54:46,875 --> 00:54:49,125 Don't be afraid, the treasurer has it! 682 00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:54,171 - Are you sure? - We all know at the parish. It's full of money. 683 00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:56,858 She always puts it aside. She's stingy! 684 00:54:57,042 --> 00:55:00,542 - Are you sure you will win? - Look! 685 00:55:03,958 --> 00:55:05,983 See that, Don Isidoro? 686 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:10,475 - St. Anthony Benedict... - Don Isidoro? 687 00:55:10,667 --> 00:55:14,800 The knocker! Yes, yes! 688 00:55:15,042 --> 00:55:18,567 Don Isidoro, knock the knock! 689 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:27,042 - 2,000. - No, Don Isidoro, knock. 690 00:55:46,292 --> 00:55:48,458 - Agn... - Easy! Be careful. 691 00:55:48,708 --> 00:55:50,525 She has a weak heart. 692 00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:55,088 Agnes... Agnes... 693 00:55:55,292 --> 00:55:57,417 - Agnes! - Harder! 694 00:55:58,459 --> 00:56:00,542 No, she has a weak heart. Plan instead. Plan! 695 00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:06,083 A mosquito, Don Isidoro! Wake up right away, I know. 696 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:20,550 A bluebottle! One of those new flies. She'll wake up immediately. 697 00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:27,458 Here, she's waking up. 698 00:56:30,250 --> 00:56:32,717 A carpet bombing! 699 00:56:33,667 --> 00:56:35,542 Here it is! She woke up! 700 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,875 Good, Agnes, it's nothing! 701 00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:55,833 Tell you Sunday, Don Isidoro. 702 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,125 - I tr... - Triumph! 703 00:56:58,292 --> 00:57:02,250 - Go! I'll give it to you on Sunday. - I couldn't have, but Don Anseimo... 704 00:57:02,417 --> 00:57:05,000 Shut up with Don Anseimo! Don't name me! 705 00:57:06,251 --> 00:57:10,333 - If you lose, how do we pay for it? - How's that? The 100,000 is ours! 706 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:13,917 Don't worry, I'm sure to win the marathon! 707 00:57:15,792 --> 00:57:19,358 Can't you see me? I run like lightning! Look, Don Isidoro! 708 00:57:19,542 --> 00:57:22,108 Don Isidoro! Don Isidoro! 709 00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:25,867 Don Isidoro! You scared me! You died? Don Isidoro! 710 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,042 Don Isidoro! Don Isidoro! 711 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:32,958 Has he had a sunstroke? A stroke, Don Isidoro? 712 00:57:34,084 --> 00:57:37,292 What an apoplexy! You made me go lightheaded! Straighten your feet! 713 00:57:37,458 --> 00:57:40,833 - You walk like a waiter. - It's the perfect runner style. 714 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,042 - Are you hurt? - No, no, what hurt? I'm fine. 715 00:57:44,167 --> 00:57:47,827 - Not for bad faith, but you must sign this pledge. - What's this? 716 00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:51,045 The commitment that the creche is sold and I don't think about it anymore. 717 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:54,292 "I will pay for this bill... Ah, is it a bill? 718 00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:59,055 - A commitment, a formality. - Yes, yes, the pledge! 719 00:57:59,667 --> 00:58:02,192 Let's go, Don Isidoro! 720 00:58:02,710 --> 00:58:05,242 Do you see Triangle Head? Come on. 721 00:58:07,042 --> 00:58:10,750 Compagnucci, don't tell Triangle Head that I'm doing the marathon. 722 00:58:10,917 --> 00:58:13,125 Nobody must know I'm a runner! 723 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:15,292 - It must be a surprise. - What are you doing? 724 00:58:15,417 --> 00:58:19,833 - Nothing! Playing on our own. Are you well? - Let's play! Can't that be done? 725 00:58:21,458 --> 00:58:25,375 And yours. Then see you on Sunday. I am a precise man! 726 00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:28,308 - Okay, son. - Come on, Don Isidoro! 727 00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:30,875 With this I've just sent people to jail. 728 00:58:31,042 --> 00:58:32,833 You did well, son! 729 00:58:34,667 --> 00:58:36,917 I... - Triumph! 730 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:38,583 Let's go, Don Isidoro! 731 00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:40,916 - I tr... - Triumph! 732 00:58:45,958 --> 00:58:49,458 Attention! All competitors are requested. 733 00:58:49,667 --> 00:58:52,583 To gather as a group at the jury! Accounts... 734 00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:56,667 Cremaschi, come to the table Delia signs. 735 00:58:58,208 --> 00:59:01,083 At this moment, Arturo Cremaschi's arriving. 736 00:59:01,292 --> 00:59:04,333 > Arturo Cremaschi introduces himself to the signature tables. 737 00:59:05,605 --> 00:59:08,292 Runners in line. Gather up, in line. 738 00:59:09,542 --> 00:59:13,042 - Caravan in tow take a seat... - In line! 739 00:59:13,792 --> 00:59:17,025 - So, Daisy? - Yes, Arturo? 740 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,325 - Daisy! - Arturo! 741 00:59:20,042 --> 00:59:22,375 - Go and win. - I'll win. 742 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:33,999 My boys. 743 01:00:27,292 --> 01:00:29,925 Good morning, gentlemen. Where do I sign? 744 01:00:30,092 --> 01:00:31,917 - Who is he? - What's up? Why the mask? 745 01:00:32,292 --> 01:00:36,167 I am a runner. In this race, of which I will be the sure winner... 746 01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,958 I want to remain unknown. Okay? - Not at all! 747 01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:41,250 Take off the mask! Don't be a fool! 748 01:00:41,417 --> 01:00:44,208 - Go away! Go away! - Watch your words! Mind you... 749 01:00:44,375 --> 01:00:46,695 Who are you talking to! I got it? - Here we go! Here we go! 750 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:48,854 I am! Do you see? Are you happy? I'm just that! 751 01:00:50,458 --> 01:00:54,250 Miss Daisy! See me? It's me! Don Isidoro! 752 01:00:54,458 --> 01:00:56,458 - Yes, dear boy. - Miss Daisy! 753 01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:59,917 Don Isidoro! Miss Daisy! 754 01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:03,583 - All right! All in line! - Come on, Arturo! Good luck! 755 01:01:03,792 --> 01:01:09,042 Don Isidoro, Miss Daisy... Here I go. 756 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,292 - Ready? - Wait a minute, sorry. 757 01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:21,525 - What are you doing here? - You weren't expecting that, huh? 758 01:01:22,689 --> 01:01:25,167 Are you ready? One! Two! 759 01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:28,500 One moment! They touched me! Here at the side! 760 01:01:29,167 --> 01:01:31,667 Don't you know the regulations? What a gathering! 761 01:01:31,833 --> 01:01:33,708 In elbow contact, you have to stay! 762 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:38,292 - Ready? One... - One moment! - What is it? 763 01:01:39,009 --> 01:01:42,067 In this race do we want to be legal or not? 764 01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:43,750 Come here! 765 01:01:44,625 --> 01:01:46,875 You see him? Do you see where his foot is? 766 01:01:47,417 --> 01:01:50,542 Enough! How can anyone put up with this person? 767 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:52,625 Be careful, guys! Okay! 768 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:57,833 - Here we go! Shut up! - This is incredible! 769 01:01:58,542 --> 01:01:59,667 I'll show you it! 770 01:02:00,292 --> 01:02:03,858 - Ready? One... - Mamma mia, what an impression! 771 01:02:03,867 --> 01:02:08,042 Stop! Stop! Has he gone mad? What do you want to do? Shoot me? 772 01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:14,407 - It's a blank gun! - And that's why he thinks it's so funny? 773 01:02:14,667 --> 01:02:17,958 I would have liked to see him in the war! He was dying of fear! 774 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:22,550 I've been in three wars! Four! Six campaigns! Three medals! 775 01:02:22,617 --> 01:02:25,967 Five decorations! I am a war retiree! 776 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,608 - Is there any news of pensions? - Nothing new! 777 01:02:28,675 --> 01:02:30,583 That's enough! Who sent it to us? 778 01:02:30,917 --> 01:02:35,000 He tells me I'm afraid! Are you ready? One... 779 01:02:36,417 --> 01:02:38,042 Don Isidoro! 780 01:02:39,250 --> 01:02:42,333 - Remember, 172! Arrival first! - Alberto! - Arturo! 781 01:02:42,583 --> 01:02:43,792 Don Isidoro! 782 01:02:47,333 --> 01:02:49,250 Goodbye, comrades! 783 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,750 Cremaschi! Go, Arturo! 784 01:02:54,417 --> 01:02:55,833 Over! Step! 785 01:02:56,375 --> 01:02:57,625 Coming by! 786 01:03:06,042 --> 01:03:10,042 Proceed to the right! Be bears! Dominate us! Stretch! 787 01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:24,750 - No! - Look at that! 788 01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:27,667 Bibitaro! Bibitaro! A nice cool drink! 789 01:03:28,042 --> 01:03:30,167 Come on! Hurry up! I can't wait for you! 790 01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:35,425 Are you doing great today? What's this? It's good? Is it tasty? 791 01:03:35,917 --> 01:03:38,750 Mamma mia, how hot it is! Keep 'em cool, these drinks! 792 01:03:38,917 --> 01:03:40,841 But look... Goodbye! 793 01:03:45,208 --> 01:03:48,417 - What are you doing? - Where have you been? Where were you? 794 01:03:48,583 --> 01:03:51,625 - Haven't they kicked you out yet? - Why should they? 795 01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:56,167 Are you afraid of me? I run like lightning! I'll show you! 796 01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,417 Miss Daisy will see who'll win! 797 01:03:59,583 --> 01:04:01,125 We'll see! 798 01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:03,917 - I'll show you! - Maximum time! 799 01:04:04,292 --> 01:04:06,042 - I'll show you! - Time, time! 800 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:08,000 The young lady will see... 801 01:04:08,167 --> 01:04:09,917 - Ah! You hurt me! - Sorry! 802 01:04:10,083 --> 01:04:12,000 - What an excuse! - It's Arturo who... 803 01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:15,083 - What an excuse! - Sorry! I didn't do it on purpose! 804 01:04:15,250 --> 01:04:18,542 - When someone says sorry it's sorry! - Sorry! 805 01:04:18,958 --> 01:04:21,417 I made an apology and all is forgiven. It's true? 806 01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:24,500 - He apologized! Cut it out! - Yeah! If one apologizes... 807 01:04:24,667 --> 01:04:26,833 Breaks your head! Then hold on! 808 01:04:28,875 --> 01:04:32,625 - The runners 281... - I triumphed over him! 809 01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:34,542 I triumphed over him! I triumphed over him! 810 01:04:35,814 --> 01:04:37,958 - 172! - Don't jump or I disqualify you! 811 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:40,042 You can't jump! - I didn't know! 812 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:42,917 - I used to make a saitino for... - You can't jump! 813 01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:48,042 Don't know the rules? There it is! "Marathon runners are prohibited... 814 01:04:48,292 --> 01:04:52,958 To break the step of his stride, with a first warning from the judge..." 815 01:04:53,125 --> 01:04:54,458 - Who's the judge? - Me. 816 01:04:54,625 --> 01:04:58,250 - Commander Jacoponi? Pleasure! - Pleasure! Immediately following... 817 01:04:58,417 --> 01:05:01,983 Removal of the marathon runner... But what are you doing on the car? 818 01:05:03,084 --> 01:05:05,667 - Get off immediately! - I'm possessed! 819 01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:13,042 The marathon runners are at the first finish line. 820 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:17,000 First round! First round! Arturo Cremaschi is in the lead... 821 01:05:17,458 --> 01:05:19,375 Good boy! Bravo, Alberto! 822 01:05:23,167 --> 01:05:25,125 Don Isidoro! Miss Daisy! 823 01:05:27,292 --> 01:05:30,500 - Pleasure. - Go, Alberto! 824 01:05:30,708 --> 01:05:32,208 Yes, like lightning! 825 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,250 I did that well. 826 01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:10,292 Cremaschi! Save your strength! 827 01:06:16,750 --> 01:06:18,375 Bibitaro! Bibitaro! 828 01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:22,875 Have you put them in the cooler for when I get overheated? 829 01:06:23,042 --> 01:06:25,458 Imbecile! I'll throw them at your head! 830 01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:42,667 Traffic warden! We are the marathon... 831 01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:45,583 - We have to pass! - Stop! Halt! 832 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:51,458 - It's not my fault. This idiot... - Be careful! 833 01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:55,292 - I'm a marathon runner! We must pass! - It's the second time! 834 01:06:58,625 --> 01:07:01,042 I am a marathoner! Are you happy now? 835 01:07:01,208 --> 01:07:02,851 The previous ones have passed and they have not! 836 01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:06,333 - I have to go to the Foro Italico! How do I go there? - 137, Column! 837 01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:08,900 - Are you going to the Foro Italico? - Yes. - Thanks so much! 838 01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:09,958 137! 839 01:07:13,250 --> 01:07:15,783 - Bigiletto! - Marathon run! - All right. 840 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:19,583 May I? Excuse me, driver... 841 01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:23,042 Could you stop where I say it? I'm from the marathon, 172... 842 01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:26,125 Arrival first. Go ahead, I'll tell you when... 843 01:07:26,542 --> 01:07:28,917 Don't worry. Run, run! 844 01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:32,042 Run strong! I tell you when you have to stop. 845 01:07:33,168 --> 01:07:36,083 Here, do you see these? They aren't the ones. Further on. Run! 846 01:07:36,292 --> 01:07:38,833 Run, run! Fly, I say, don't worry! 847 01:07:39,042 --> 01:07:41,042 Here, these! A little further on. Quickly! 848 01:07:42,167 --> 01:07:45,083 Here, stop! Stop, driver! 849 01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:48,250 - Stop! I have to go down! Thanks a lot! - What a weirdo. 850 01:07:51,208 --> 01:07:52,805 Bravo, Cremaschi! 851 01:07:55,792 --> 01:07:57,208 It's the last lap... 852 01:07:59,833 --> 01:08:02,166 - Don Isidoro! - Bravo, Alberto! - Arturo! 853 01:08:03,458 --> 01:08:05,438 Don Isidoro! 854 01:08:06,517 --> 01:08:08,771 - Go, Alberto! - Yes, like lightning! 855 01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:13,750 I triumphed over him! I triumphed over him! 856 01:08:28,708 --> 01:08:32,082 Don Isidoro, look who's come. And there's also this. 857 01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:37,408 And now, what do we do? Do you prefer to pay me or the usher? 858 01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:41,750 What is it, the notice of the bill of exchange? Did you tell him I was here? 859 01:08:41,917 --> 01:08:44,608 Yes, good! Schmuck. 860 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,958 What did he think? I wouldn't pay? 861 01:08:47,292 --> 01:08:50,558 We will pay because we will win. 862 01:08:58,958 --> 01:09:03,625 Attention! Third round! Third and penultimate lap! 863 01:09:04,375 --> 01:09:08,600 Arturo Cremaschi's in the lead! He comes pulling the group... 864 01:09:09,251 --> 01:09:11,083 Which precedes the bulk of 1'15 ". - Bravo! 865 01:09:11,542 --> 01:09:15,333 Attention! There is no more news of a group of 20 runners. 866 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:17,667 Where is he? There's no Alberto! 867 01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:20,375 Don Alberto! 868 01:09:21,750 --> 01:09:23,083 May I, excuse me. 869 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:26,125 Excuse me. 870 01:09:26,292 --> 01:09:29,083 - Guys, where's Alberto? - Alberto's gone! 871 01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:30,875 - How is he gone? - He's not there! 872 01:09:31,042 --> 01:09:32,833 Where did he go? Give me the bike! 873 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:35,858 Come on, he must be somewhere. I'll find him. 874 01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:51,542 Don Alberto! 875 01:09:54,750 --> 01:09:57,457 Don Alberto! Hop on! Come on! 876 01:10:04,042 --> 01:10:07,042 You have to win! The bill! 877 01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:12,750 - Run! Run! Pedal! Harder! - Yes! Yes! 878 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:16,417 - More, more! - Alberto! I'm afraid the brake's broken! 879 01:10:17,626 --> 01:10:20,292 The brake! Get up! Don Isidoro, make like a siren! 880 01:10:27,792 --> 01:10:29,583 Don Isidoro! Runners! 881 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,708 Runners! Here they are! All together! 882 01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:36,667 - Runners! Here we are! - One, two! One two! 883 01:10:36,833 --> 01:10:40,125 One, two! One two! One two! One two! 884 01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:43,333 - Come on, Don Isidoro! - One, two! One two! 885 01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:45,833 One, two! One two! One two! One two! 886 01:11:03,458 --> 01:11:06,875 - We're first, Arturo isn't there either. - We won! 887 01:11:07,542 --> 01:11:10,167 Guys, Alberto's coming! 888 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,167 What a beautiful job! 889 01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:19,542 I did it right! 890 01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:33,667 It's the finale of this exciting marathon. 891 01:11:33,833 --> 01:11:35,583 Arturo Cremaschi's in the lead. 892 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:38,125 With a cannon shot! 893 01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:41,875 Even that was beautiful. 894 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:47,808 Look at that! 895 01:11:48,583 --> 01:11:50,354 Miss Daisy! 896 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:53,908 Don Isidoro! 897 01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:22,708 Attention! The race is canceled! 898 01:12:23,667 --> 01:12:25,208 I'm ruined! 899 01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:28,291 - My Arturo! - They ruined me! 900 01:12:28,292 --> 01:12:32,458 - You're always great for me! - Really? 901 01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:37,458 It didn't happen with Don Anselmo... 902 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:40,167 Because he pays. But you'll pay, too! 903 01:12:44,933 --> 01:12:46,367 Don Isidoro! 904 01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:49,492 - Don Isido... - Go away, you! 905 01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:55,042 - Don Isidoro, don't you recognize me? - Go away! 906 01:12:58,292 --> 01:13:01,408 - Don Isidoro! It's me! - Stand still! 907 01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:04,333 - It was all a pitfall! - Don't argue! 908 01:13:05,625 --> 01:13:09,958 What a fool! Signing a bill like this and listening to a twit. 909 01:13:10,458 --> 01:13:14,583 - Cretin. I had to know. - I have a great idea! 910 01:13:14,792 --> 01:13:17,708 Choking me, that's a mortal sin! 911 01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:19,875 My God, forgive me! 912 01:13:20,083 --> 01:13:23,000 - What did you want to do? Kill me? - Forgive me. 913 01:13:23,208 --> 01:13:25,750 Word of honor, it's a great invention! 914 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:30,250 A young craftsman I represent invented a system. 915 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:32,750 It's called a "lucky pat." 916 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,375 It's a foolproof method to win at card games. 917 01:13:36,542 --> 01:13:39,042 - Do You hear him? - We will become millionaires! 918 01:13:39,292 --> 01:13:41,958 Other than 100,000 lire! - Do You hear him, my God? 919 01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:44,605 When we're millionaires, you'll pay for the nativity scene... 920 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:47,708 We'll do many things for the parishioners... 921 01:13:47,875 --> 01:13:49,875 And I'll also buy a castle... 922 01:14:07,292 --> 01:14:11,382 Scopino! Scopino of the Urban Cleanup! 923 01:14:11,550 --> 01:14:13,058 Good morning, Scopi! 924 01:14:13,067 --> 01:14:16,492 - Come here a sec! - Mamma mia, here he goes again! 925 01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:19,033 Hard work, Scopi! So early every morning? 926 01:14:26,933 --> 01:14:30,533 THE END 70454

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