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Night over Gotham City.
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But what else is
over Gotham City?
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Not flying saucers.
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I'm sorry, sir, but we
know nothing about it at all.
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I'm sorry, but we have
absolutely no information, madam.
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Yes? I'm sorry, but...
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An imminent invasion
from outer space? Ha, ha.
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Well, I rather doubt it, miss.
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Bonnie, please, hold the rest of the calls.
I can't talk to all of Gotham City tonight.
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Yes, commissioner.
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But there's a Mrs. Green
out here to see you.
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Regarding a man from Mars
she just met in Gotham Park.
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All right, Bonnie. Wait a
minute, then send her in.
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Now, let me get this straight.
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You say by week's end,
the invasion will be complete.
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And Gotham City will be overcome,
not only by little men from Mars...
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but by virulent living
organisms from outer space?
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You can't expect me...
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- to take you seriously, Professor Greenleaf.
- I think you should, Ms. Gordon.
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And I think your father
should advise all authorities...
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to submit to and
comply with the invaders.
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Otherwise...
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- What is it?
- Look.
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There.
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Flying saucers are a myth.
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A figment of the whole
world's imagination.
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But the world's imagination...
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and particularly Gotham
City's, is getting out of hand.
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What we need is
some experienced help.
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But what's this?
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In an abandoned
launching pad factory...
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our old nemesis, the Joker,
up to a sinister sky-born caper.
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Joker, you are so marvy!
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Oh, I was more than marvy
while I was in prison, Emerald.
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I was positively inspired...
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completing these plans for my flying
saucer, with the help of my cellmate...
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a mad scientist who had a
passing penchant for picking pockets.
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Plans look great, but what will you
use to build your flying saucer out of?
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Oh, don't worry about that,
Shamrock. It'll be made.
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And shortly, it'll be speeding
across the skies of Gotham City.
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Oh, but not without warning.
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Ooh, the rumors I've planted.
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Yes, the whispers are flying.
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What scuttlebutt is afloat
on my private grapevine.
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And, uh, hmm, just what
did this man from Mars...
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say to you in Gotham
Park, Mrs. Green?
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I don't know. I don't speak Martian,
or Marsish, or whatever you call it.
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That's understandable since there
is no life on Mars as we know it.
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There can be no
intelligible Marsish language.
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Did he threaten
you in any manner?
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Not exactly threaten me,
but he certainly frightened me.
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It's not often I run into a...
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It's not often I run
into a man 3 feet tall.
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- No.
- Three feet tall?
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- Holy interplanetary yardstick.
- But he did speak to you?
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And then he left in his
flying saucer, Mrs. Green?
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- He was out of sight in a split second.
- Mother Machree.
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Well, I'm sorry to be so
lacking in details, gentlemen...
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but I thought the incident
should be reported.
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Of course, Mrs. Green.
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It's the duty of every good
citizen of Gotham City...
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to report meeting a man
from Mars in a public park.
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Gotham City Penal Code
Section 32, Subsection 14.
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Yes, thank you for coming.
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You're welcome. Goodbye, sonny.
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Well, Batman?
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She seemed
composed, intelligent...
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not given to falsehoods
or hallucinations.
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- And vaguely familiar, commissioner.
- Oh?
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Perhaps the Batcomputer
can help our lagging memories.
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Let's go, Robin.
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Daddy? Daddy.
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- What's the matter, Ms. Gordon?
- I barely got out of the library alive.
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There was this little green man from Mars,
and he was just scampering all over the place.
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But the library isn't the only place
the little green man is scrambling.
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And back in the abandoned
launching pad factory...
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And scared Commissioner Gordon's
daughter half to death in the library?
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While your sister, Mrs. Green, was
equally effective at police headquarters?
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Oh, thank you, Professor
Greenleaf, for a job well done.
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You'll both certainly earn
your greenbacks tonight.
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All of Gotham City has the flying saucer
jitters. And when they see my flying saucer...
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How are they gonna see it
if you don't start making it?
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Oh, it can be assembled in a matter of hours,
Shamrock. As soon as we get the beryllium.
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What is that, poopsie?
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One of the lightest metals
in the world, Emerald.
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Yes, and the Wayne Foundation is currently
doing research on a huge supply of it.
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So we heist this beryllium,
build your saucer and off we go?
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No, Chartreuse.
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Here we come.
From another planet.
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Terrorizing the inhabitants
of Gotham City...
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and forcing them and the rest of
the world's population to their knees...
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with the demands I shall issue
from my awe-inspiring spaceship.
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What are those demands
going to be, poopsie?
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Well, what would any green-haired
Martian demand, Emerald?
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Complete capitulation, complete
cooperation, complete control.
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You and Chartreuse hightail it
down to the Metals Research Wing...
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of the Wayne Foundation,
pick up that precious metal.
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- Oh, and Emerald.
- Yes, poopsie?
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You go along as a decoy.
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Create a diversionary tactic...
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just in case millionaire Bruce Wayne or
any member of his staff might be there.
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- Groovy... poopsie.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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I'll wait here.
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If anyone should recognize
me at the Wayne Foundation...
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the Dynamic
Demagogues might be...
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Where have you been, Verdigris?
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Just spreading little bits of
panic here and there, Joker.
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And I saw the Batmobile parked
in front of police headquarters...
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so I planted a little green time bomb under
the dashboard, just like you told me to.
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And set it for
midnight, I suppose?
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We Martians like to dispose of our
Earthly enemies at the witching hour.
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Set for midnight
on the nose, Joker.
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Mrs. Green.
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- Greenhorn.
- Greenhouse.
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- Green thumb. Little green men.
- From Mars.
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Of course, I remember now.
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Mrs. Green used to be the
front woman for that bunko artist...
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who, at one time, was
blackmailing greengrocers.
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It's a small
world, isn't it, sir?
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It's a small universe, Alfred.
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As I suspected, uh, from
the beginning, Robin...
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this present Martian
invasion is all a hoax.
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Including, somehow, the little
green intruder in the library.
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Now what, Batman?
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Well, let's see what this new...
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Current Criminal Activity
Bat-Disclosure Unit has to disclose.
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"Joker at large.
Manufacturing a flying saucer."
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Gosh, Batman. This
machine's almost human.
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But not quite human
enough, Robin.
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Just what would Joker be
using to make his flying saucer?
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Probably one of
the lighter metals.
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- Titanium, beryllium...
- Titanium.
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Titanium.
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The supply of titanium is
very limited in this vicinity.
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But isn't there an abundant
supply, sir, of beryllium...
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in the Metals Research Wing
of the Wayne Foundation?
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- Indeed there is.
- And Joker's just clever enough to know that.
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And may be planning
to appropriate it. Alfred.
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- Yes, sir?
- There's 15 minutes until midnight.
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- I know, sir.
- Pay a quick and casual call...
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on the Wayne Foundation
and check on security there.
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Robin and I will follow.
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But I do not want
our presence known...
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until and if the
Joker plays his hand.
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At once, sir. You know I find such
an assignment quite a challenge.
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I'll advise Commissioner Gordon.
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If our suspicions
are right, old chum...
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the Joker's terrorizing of Gotham
City will be stopped at once.
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Yes, Batman?
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The Joker?
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The Wayne Foundation?
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And you'll handle it yourself?
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Well, keep me informed, Batman.
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I'll send you any
help you need. Right.
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What was that all
about, commissioner?
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Well, Batman has
reason to believe...
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the Joker is behind this so-called
imminent Martian invasion.
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He also suspects the next
development will take place...
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in the Metals Research
Wing of the Wayne Foundation.
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So on a night filled with
incredible happenings...
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Barbara Gordon makes her own
incredible change into Batgirl...
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as the witching hour
arrives in the Batcave.
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Alfred should be on his way
by now. To the Batmobile.
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What a coup. Ooh,
what an incredible coup.
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Well, a mad scientist to help
us assemble my flying saucer.
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- If I may correct you, sir...
- You may not correct me.
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I know a mad scientist
when I see a mad scientist.
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- But I...
- Else why were you...
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at the Metals Research Wing
of the Wayne Foundation...
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when my men caught
you? Along with Batgirl.
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Caught coming in a window.
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Maybe we should
find her a window...
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in the sky.
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- You mean, put her in orbit, Joker?
- Exactly, Shamrock.
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Just as we're gonna put
my flying saucer in orbit.
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Yes, with the help of this huge supply
of beryllium you heisted. Ha-ha-ha!
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And all done with no sign
of Batman or Robin at all.
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Hee-hee. Of course, there's no
sign of Batman and Robin, Joker.
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Where have you been
this time, Verdigris?
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Spreading more panic, Joker.
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Police headquarters
is in turmoil.
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And the Batmobile is gone
from where it was last parked.
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And so are the Caped
Cadavers. Gone forever, Joker.
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Thanks to that green
time bomb I planted.
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Oh, joy of joys.
Ecstasy of ecstasies.
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Do you suppose there's a
working launching pad left...
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in this abandoned
launching pad factory?
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Yes, there's one in the launching
pad equipment locker. And some fuse.
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Oh, good. While the
countdown begins for Batgirl...
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our mad captive scientist
will unpack the beryllium...
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and then help me
assemble my flying saucer.
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While back in the
battered Batcave...
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Batman.
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Batman.
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Batman, where are you?
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Batman? Where are you?
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Up here, old chum.
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Boy, I'd say we had
ourselves a little blast.
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I'd say we had ourselves one
of Joker's lethal time bombs.
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No doubt planted by
one of his men from Mars.
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Holy rock garden.
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Look, the clock didn't
break. It's almost 8:30.
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- We've been out cold over eight hours.
- And apparently so has Alfred been out.
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At the Wayne Foundation.
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Where Joker and his little green
menaces were going to steal the beryllium.
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Do you suppose Alfred has
tried to get in contact with us?
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Every receiving device
around here has been broken.
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And by all rights, so
should we have been.
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Sure, Batman.
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If it hadn't been for our Anti-Thermal
Bat T-shirts we've been wearing lately.
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- And look, the explosion even knocked...
- Knocked all the phones off the hooks.
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Yeah.
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Hello?
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Oh, there's no
more current, Robin.
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Quickly, old chum. We must rig up
an Auxiliary Circuit Bat-regenerator.
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Who knows what's
happened to the outside world?
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Who knows what's happened
to the Caped Crusaders?
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I can't seem to locate them
anywhere, Mayor Lindseed.
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Do you expect me to report
that to Governor Stonefellow?
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To the president? Londinium?
To the United Nations?
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This is an emergency,
commissioner.
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Flying saucers and men from Mars
don't invade our country every day.
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Well, at least they've
stopped invading for a minute.
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The sky is as clear as a die.
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Die? A very poor choice
of words, Chief O'Hara.
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That's what we may all be
doing if the Martians return. Dying.
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If we can't find
Batman and Robin.
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Not to mention Batgirl.
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But to mention Batgirl...
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This is a unique experience.
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I've thrilled many
a woman, Batgirl...
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but I never sent one
completely in orbit before.
233
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,714
You shall have company shortly, though,
now that my flying saucer is completed.
234
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:00,553
Yes. We will take off
immediately after you do.
235
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:04,663
And we'll wave to you occasionally
as we pass you circling the Earth.
236
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,830
Of course, you will
keep going forever...
237
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,435
while we will circle the
Earth a few more times...
238
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,129
to give everyone a
good look at my saucer...
239
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:17,334
as they await my ultimate
ultimatum in fear and trembling...
240
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:20,241
before I return
ruler of the universe.
241
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,284
This may be my last
attempt to reach you...
242
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,885
though I've been trying
desperately for hours.
243
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,385
It works. It's Alfred.
244
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:30,887
The Joker's about to
put Batgirl into orbit...
245
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:34,960
from the abandoned launching
pad factory on Flying Circus Hill.
246
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:39,030
Are you talking to
that handkerchief?
247
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,896
No, just dabbing my eyes.
248
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,836
Stronger men than I have
wept at moments like this.
249
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,299
Aw.
250
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,879
And then he's about to
launch his own flying saucer.
251
00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:00,850
- Holy known unknown flying objects.
- What?
252
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,320
Holy known unknown
flying objects.
253
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:08,325
Robin, alert the Batcopter
port to ready the Batcopter.
254
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:13,159
While I tell Commissioner Gordon that
communications have been reestablished.
255
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:17,463
Ten, nine, eight,
seven, six, five...
256
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,402
four, three, two, one.
257
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,597
Blastoff.
258
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,573
Ah! The fuse has gone out.
259
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,318
That's right, Joker. It's out.
260
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:39,255
The automatic fuse extinguisher
in my Batgirl utility belt...
261
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,327
will forever keep you
from putting me into orbit.
262
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,693
Oh, untie her. We'll take her
with us in the flying saucer.
263
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:48,300
And the mad scientist too.
264
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:52,461
While I push the button that opens
the roof of this launching pad factory.
265
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,051
I don't understand your
language too well, sir...
266
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:09,848
but I assume you're trying to tell me
the flying saucer is over Petronoviskoff.
267
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,860
Oh. Oh, was over
Petronoviskoff three seconds ago.
268
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,123
Well, thank you,
sir, for calling.
269
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,034
That was the first
minister of the presidium.
270
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,859
Barbara.
271
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,129
- What?
- What?
272
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,206
I said, Barbara. My daughter.
273
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:32,569
I wonder what's happened
to her in all this excitement.
274
00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,183
And well might Commissioner
Gordon wonder...
275
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,910
what's happened to his daughter.
276
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,954
Oh. Look, right over there.
277
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,854
Just a few billion
miles. Saturn.
278
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,692
How did you get mixed up
in a thing like this, Alfred?
279
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:57,098
My job as millionaire Bruce Wayne's butler
sometimes calls for extracurricular duties.
280
00:18:57,269 --> 00:19:01,070
But, uh, this is going too far.
281
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:05,102
Activate the Supersonic Decelerating
Contra-Rotating Turbines, Verdigris.
282
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,907
We're getting a little
too close to the sun.
283
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,614
While back on Earth...
284
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:25,360
Well, now we've seen
New Auckland. Heh.
285
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,397
Invert the compression
radial ratio.
286
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:32,368
Energize the tandem ailerons, Verdigris, while
I turn up this Interplanetary Microphone.
287
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,743
In 46 and three-eighth seconds,
we'll be over Gotham City...
288
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,573
where I will ultimate
my ultimatum.
289
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,239
Mi, mi!
290
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:46,975
Yes. Ha, ha.
291
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,317
Whoo! It sure beats walking.
292
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:54,426
- Any sightings?
- None, but if Alfred's on that flying saucer...
293
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:57,586
maybe we can reach him on our
Intercosmic Two-Way Thermophone.
294
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,339
I hear you, sir.
295
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,632
Head straight for
Flying Circus Hill.
296
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,475
Flying Circus Hill?
297
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:16,047
We're just entering the
substratosphere over Gotham City.
298
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:21,347
I managed to put some homing beryl into the
beryllium this flying saucer is made of.
299
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:26,285
- It should to head straight back...
- Are you talking to your handkerchief again?
300
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,325
Hmm? Ah, heh.
301
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,586
Just clearing my head.
302
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,732
Altitude, you know.
303
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,592
Oh. Heh.
304
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,127
Good old Alfred.
305
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:40,501
Yes, I'll head for Flying Circus
Hill. You alert Commissioner Gordon.
306
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:48,441
Ha-ha-ha! It's time for
my ultimate ultimatum.
307
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,844
Hear this. Now hear this.
308
00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:56,879
All citizens of Gotham
City and the world...
309
00:20:57,056 --> 00:21:00,151
this is the Joker speaking
to you from outer space.
310
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,158
From inner outer space.
311
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,858
Yes, advising you to...
312
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,502
What's the matter, Verdigris?
We've passed the city.
313
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,201
We're headed right
back to Flying Circus Hill...
314
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,401
and the abandoned
launching pad factory.
315
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,012
Oh. Depress the
Aerothermo Turret Resojets.
316
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:25,174
Accelerate the Isothermal
Oxyacetylene Vaporometers.
317
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:28,048
- Huh?
- Step on the gas!
318
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,922
This, uh, thingamajig
is stuck here.
319
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,616
But we're headed right
back where we started.
320
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,790
Ooh! Ooh!
321
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:55,681
Well, at least it was a
soft landing, poopsie.
322
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,510
Yes, but on the wrong planet.
323
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:01,415
I wanted to rule the world from
Mars. I liked the looks of that place.
324
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:05,217
Yes, I think you'd be more
comfortable there at the moment, Joker.
325
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:09,081
All right, boys, round them up.
326
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:21,391
- It looks like you've flown your last saucer.
- But I came close, Batman. I came close.
327
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,830
Close doesn't count.
328
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:26,029
You'll come much closer
to washing tin saucers...
329
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,834
up at Warden Crichton's
cosmic calaboose, Joker. Let's go.
330
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,174
Barbara, where have you been?
331
00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,078
Looking all over for you, Daddy.
332
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,048
Bonnie said I might
find you in here.
333
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:44,714
I took an unexpected little trip, and,
uh, I didn't have time to let you know.
334
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:56,797
Well, at least the Joker's Martian
invasion has been grounded.
335
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,768
For five to 10 years,
I would imagine.
336
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,271
Yes, commissioner?
337
00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:09,877
Spiffany's Jewelry Store?
338
00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:13,685
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
339
00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,447
What do these
window-shoppers look like?
340
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:18,956
What do they look like?
341
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:25,827
Who could possibly describe
Dr. Cassandra and her husband Cabala...
342
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:30,663
eyeing the priceless
Mope Diamond hungrily...
343
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,168
and then disappearing?
344
00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:34,898
No wonder all of
Gotham City is startled...
345
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,942
as you are bound to
be in our next episode.29234
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