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Mount Ararat Hospital
in Gotham City...
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where King Tut's
psychoanalysis goes on and on.
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The old adage about the apple not falling
far from the tree just ain't necessarily so.
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How?
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Dr. Denton.
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Dr. Denton?
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Spunky?
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Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop
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When the wind...
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Dirty asp in the
grass. He locked it.
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So I said to Daddy, "But I'm
too young to get married, Pa.
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I'm only 12 years old."
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You know, I always had a feeling
you never really listened to me.
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Con... Continue.
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Meanwhile, at the offices of
the Rosetta Stone Company...
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Why me? Why me?
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Why not you?
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- That's logical.
- I'm nothing if not logical.
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Take only $47,000, Tutlings.
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But there's 76,000, poopsie.
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No need to be a pig
about these things.
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We have the money,
almighty king of rogues.
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Master of Thebes.
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Ruler of darkness.
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Defender of Egypt.
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Don Juan of Aswân.
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- King of the Nile.
- Wait a minute. Take it back one.
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- Don Juan of Aswân?
- Yeah, I like that. Leave it in. Ha, ha.
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Yes?
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Oh, hello, Dr. Denton.
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What?
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King Tut?
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Yes. Yes, of course.
I'll contact him at once.
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What a shame.
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At last report, our able Yale professor
was well on his way to recovery.
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Another six or seven
months of intensive analysis...
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and he might have
been completely cured.
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Ah, yes, but as John
Greenleaf Whittier said:
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"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the
saddest are these: 'It might have been."'
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"Maud Muller," stanza 53.
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Very good, Robin. I didn't know
you were a student of the classics.
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Batman teaches me a little poetry in
between remanding criminals to jail.
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Enough prose and cons, Robin.
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Now, where can we
find Rosetta Stone?
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Resting comfortably at
home: 328 Kangaroo Court.
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I trust a visit from us
wouldn't be too upsetting.
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She's expecting you, Batman.
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Ah, good. Let's go, Robin.
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Hi-ho.
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So you made up your mind, Daddy.
You'd really like to move to the suburbs.
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Heh. It might be a pleasant
change from my old brownstone.
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If I only had time to
find a place. Oh, my.
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Well, if I get a chance today, I'll check with
a real estate broker or two for you, okay?
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Thank you, darling.
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- Bye, Daddy. Bye, Chief O'Hara.
- Bye-bye.
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Shortly, at Florence of
Arabia's, an intime boîte...
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in the middle east
side of Gotham City...
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Ah, turkey legs.
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My favorite fruit.
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Florence, a little more
pressed grape, if you please.
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Oh, I'm sorry, poopsie.
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I guess I got a
little carried away.
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No matter, Flo.
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Your assets far
outnumber your liabilities.
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Oh, that this too, too
solid flesh would melt.
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- Why don't you go on a diet, fatty?
- "Why don't you go on a diet?"
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Why don't you mind
your own skinny business?
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Now, being Egyptian...
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naturally, I have a
nose for Nilanium.
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Nilanium, the hardest
metal in the world.
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It was once found
only in the Nile Basin.
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But when that was flooded by the Aswân Dam,
this precious deposit was lost forever.
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So forever is something you
can't do much about, huh, poopsie?
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Wrong again, Florence.
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My nose for Nilanium tells me that
there is another invaluable deposit...
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right here in Gotham City.
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Right where in Gotham City?
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Unfortunately, said reserves rest
directly under stately Wayne Manor.
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Wayne Manor?
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Ancestral home of millionaire Bruce
Wayne and his youthful ward, Dick Grayson.
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But you can't buy
that for 47,000.
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But I can and will buy some land directly
adjacent to the estate for that exact sum.
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And once that's done, we'll start drilling
for my Nilanium and make a fortune.
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- How?
- By making the hardest objects in the world...
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out of the hardest metal.
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Indestructible machines,
indestructible buildings.
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I'll build an indestructible empire
that no one will be able to destruct!
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But isn't that Nilanium really the
property of millionaire Bruce Wayne?
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Yeah, it would have to be under
his property. Money goes to money.
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But not this money.
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We're going to engage
in a bit of slant mining.
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Where to, almighty monarch?
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To the office of Manny
the Mesopotamian...
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an unscrupulous real estate
broker of my acquaintance...
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and by merest circumstance...
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the man who has the listing on
the property next to Wayne Manor.
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Forty-seven
thousand dollars, sir?
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But isn't that rather an odd
sum for King Tut to take?
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Yes, it is, Alfred.
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Rosetta Stone told us that Tut
didn't wanna be a pig about it.
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Bacon.
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Pig.
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It's against Egyptian
dietary laws to eat pig.
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Ergo, I think it was a ruse on
his part to obscure the truth.
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Well, what is the truth, Batman?
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Perhaps he intends buying
something that costs exactly $47,000.
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Let's see what the
Batcomputer has to offer.
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- It seems a little uncertain, Batman.
- Certainly does.
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No wonder. "Northeast section of
millionaire Bruce Wayne's property."
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The Batcomputer said that?
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But that's only
partly right, Alfred.
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I have put a 200-foot lot up for sale on
the edge of stately Wayne Manor estate...
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to help alleviate the
property shortage.
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Jolly decent of you, sir.
- Yeah.
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But I gave the real estate
broker specific instructions...
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to ask for a firm
$48,000, not $47,000.
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This machine needs oiling.
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How much do you have
to spend, Ms. Gordon?
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Well, actually, it isn't me,
it's my father, Mr., uh...
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Just call me Manny. Everybody
does. That's my name, Manny.
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Well, my father is tired of city congestion
and thought he might make a good deal here.
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Well, frankly, Ms. Gordon, if I were your
father, I'd just forget about this area entirely.
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Why, this afternoon, I have a deal where I'm
selling a lot without a house for $47,000.
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- Is that the one? "Lot, $48,000 firm"?
- Yes.
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- I'm cutting my commission to make the deal.
- Is that legal?
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Well, legal, yes, ethical, no, but
nobody ever accused me of being ethical.
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Well, thank you very
much. I'll call my father.
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Good day, Ms. Gordon.
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Salaam yourself, Manny.
No time for pleasantries.
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- You have the contract?
- I have the contract.
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- You have the money?
- Give him the money.
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Thank you very much. Just sign right there.
That's it. Right there. That's right.
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- What? No middle initial?
- I never use it.
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Heh. That's what I like
about you fellas. No haggling.
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Hello, Mr. Wayne?
This is Batgirl.
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Why, hello, Batgirl.
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To what do I owe this
unexpected honor?
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I've discovered that King Tut
has purchased a plot of land...
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adjacent to your
property, Mr. Wayne.
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King Tut?
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Well, that should make a
very interesting neighborhood...
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probably drive the real
estate values straight down.
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I'm sure he has some
diabolical scheme in mind.
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I thought you should be made aware of it.
I'm going to try and contact Batman now.
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I may be talking to him shortly myself, Batgirl.
Perhaps I can give him a message for you.
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Yes. Tell him I'll be in Commissioner
Gordon's office in half an hour.
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Perhaps we should meet
and plan a joint attack.
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Right. Thanks
for the information.
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Of what possible use could
that land be to a man like Tut?
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Maybe he wants to just
settle down and build a house.
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No, I think not, Robin.
Tut doesn't impress me...
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as the be-it-ever-so-humble-
there-is-no-place-like-home type of individual.
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What is it, Batman?
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A potpourri of news,
Robin, both good and bad.
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What's the good news?
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Stately Wayne Manor is sitting
on a priceless reserve of Nilanium.
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Holy hardest metal in the world.
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But what's the bad news?
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The special seismological
attachment to the Batcomputer...
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has divined that King Tut
has started mining Nilanium...
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and his mining
operations are aimed...
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Is it possible?
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- His mining operations are aimed...
- Into what, Batman?
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Directly into the Batcave.
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It's no use, Robin.
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His shaft is more than halfway here
and should be entering the Batcave shortly.
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00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,930
Isn't there anything we can do to
divert them so they'd miss the Batcave?
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The Batanium Shield lining the Batcave might
protect us from his blasting, but I doubt it.
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No, we'll have to go topside and
nab him before he strikes pay dirt.
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Nab him where?
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I suspect he may be operating
from an abandoned mine...
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on that property he bought.
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Aren't we gonna
take the Batmobile?
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It's too risky.
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There's so many people in the area, they might
spot us as we drive out the secret entrance.
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No, we'll use the subterranean
blue grotto exit after I make this call.
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Yes, Batman? Right.
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As we hoped,
it's for you, Batgirl.
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Yes, Batman?
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There's a deserted mine entrance one mile
north-northeast of stately Wayne Manor.
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- Could you meet us there?
- Anything wrong?
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- Everything's wrong.
- I'll be there as soon as possible.
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What now, Batman?
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According to my Bat-compass...
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north by northeast is in a general
north-northeasterly direction.
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Shouldn't take us more than
three minutes to run the mile.
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Gosh, Batman, that's
a new world's record.
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Breaking world's records is
just part of crime-fighting, Robin.
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Now.
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But will they be too late?
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For at this very moment...
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outside the abandoned cave
from which Tut is operating...
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How much longer do you
think it'll take, royal geologist?
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Well...
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How come he gets to be royal haggler
and royal tailor and royal geologist too?
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We're working on a close
budget, royal boobula.
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When we strike Nilanium...
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I'll have enough scratch to
hire a complete royal entourage.
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We should be there
right about now.
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Oh. Here comes H.L. Hunter,
the royal mining foreman.
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What ho, H.L.? Strike anything?
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You know, we done struck
something, but it weren't no Nilanium.
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- I think we done struck trouble.
- Why?
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Well, it seems that there's a big
cave directly beneath Wayne Manor.
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It's lined with some hard
substance, so we can't blast through it.
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Perhaps we've struck
a vein of Nilanium.
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But it shouldn't be
that hard till it's refined.
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- Do you have any more dynamite?
- Sure, but we got no one to blast it.
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None of my men
wanna take the chance.
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It's sort of dangerous.
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I'll do it.
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Danger is my middle name.
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Show me the way.
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You aren't going anywhere, Tut.
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Ah, look who's here,
the Dynamic Dullards.
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Plus one.
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Oh, and the Dynamic Duenna.
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Instruct your royal yeggs to come
quietly, or you'll incur our wrath.
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Not by the hair on
my chinny chin chin.
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Come on, boys. We've
got too much to lose.
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I didn't know we're
doing anything illegal.
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Mining into and under other
people's property is not illegal?
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- Not when you're slant drilling for oil.
- Which you were not.
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It's obvious that you're
an innocent miner.
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All right, you may
go. Whoa, whoa.
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- But this will take us to the bottom of the shaft.
- That's better than facing the Tawdry Trio.
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Mush!
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- They must have gone down.
- Holy journey to center of the Earth.
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- They won't stop until they...
- Bottom. Until they reach the bottom.
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But where is the bottom?
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Batgirl, you stand guard
in case they come back up.
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This time, we're gonna have to make
the two-minute mark in the mile, Robin.
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Let's go.
234
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:02,352
Oh! Oh, do my old
eyes deceive me?
235
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,690
Oh, happiness unbounded.
236
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,800
Oh, great blobs of joy.
237
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,801
Eureka! I have found it.
238
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,131
The Batcave.
239
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,365
Right under Wayne Manor.
240
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,009
Oh, dream of ha...
241
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,508
Right under Wayne Manor?
242
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,842
That means that
they're... Carry the three...
243
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:27,317
That means Robin and Batman are
really Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson.
244
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:32,519
Oh, the world is my oyster.
245
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:36,629
And everyone will
be bringing me sauce.
246
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,433
A little winded, old chum?
247
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,765
It takes more than a two-minute
mile to make me winded, Batman.
248
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,608
Oh!
249
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:55,046
Ah! Yeesh!
250
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:08,086
Oh, how time flies when
you're having fun. Ha-ha-ha!
251
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,834
- What will we do about
that? TUT: Yeah. Yeah.
252
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,131
It's always darkest
before the dawn, Robin.
253
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I know, I know, and a
rolling stone gathers no moss.
254
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,807
And we shouldn't
cry over spilt milk.
255
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,605
Or waste time with old clichés.
256
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,151
- Where is everybody, Batgirl?
- I'm here.
257
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,879
Well, he means Batman,
Robin and King Tut.
258
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,548
Oh, they've all gone on a journey to
the center of the Earth or something.
259
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,626
The center of what?
260
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:46,926
Oh, Florence, the fruits
of victory are sweet indeed.
261
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,625
Maybe, Tut, but you'll
still choke on them.
262
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:53,534
From the mouths of
babes ofttimes comes pap.
263
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:57,302
- Are you ready to give yourselves up?
- Not to you, Bat-dope...
264
00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:00,344
or your 97-pound
weakling bird boy.
265
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,448
And where's your
feminine friend?
266
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,517
Don't want her to know you're
really Bruce Wayne, do you?
267
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,154
Well, soon the world will know.
268
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,223
You'll have to kill us to
keep our mouths shut.
269
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:14,292
Tutlings, follow me.
270
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,151
I'll give them
Batnesia Gas, Robin.
271
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:55,419
Tell Alfred take them topside and deposit
them on the lawn. They won't remember a thing.
272
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,153
Roger.
273
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,731
What about me, Batman?
274
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,032
You'll have to kill
me to keep me quiet.
275
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,765
No, I won't.
276
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,912
King Tut ran up the shaft.
277
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,209
Yes, moves quickly for an overstuffed
and unlikely Egyptian pharaoh.
278
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:20,285
We must catch him before
he reaches the end of the shaft.
279
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:23,082
Ah, drat, we're out
of Batnesia Gas.
280
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:27,420
Now we really must catch Tut
before he reaches the end of the shaft.
281
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,176
Are you ready to be
incarcerated, King Tut?
282
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,337
With the greatest pleasure.
283
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:52,474
You could jail me for a million
years and I wouldn't flinch an inch.
284
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:56,816
Oh, at last, nirvana
is within my grasp.
285
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,754
You appear to be breezy for a
man about to be tucked away.
286
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,453
I know. And so would you
if you knew what I know.
287
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:07,088
And if I know you, no doubt you
know what I know now, no, huh?
288
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,067
Why waste time with someone who knows?
Gotta find someone who doesn't. You know?
289
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,473
- No.
- Sounds like the riddle of the sphinx.
290
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:16,199
Nothing so simple
as that, dear lady.
291
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:19,140
I hold the key to the
riddle of the ages.
292
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:24,512
You're too late,
Dynamic Dimwits.
293
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:25,810
Holy waste of energy.
294
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,613
- What has he told you?
- Nothing.
295
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,985
He's been running off at the
mouth about some secret or riddle.
296
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:34,355
The beans, so to speak,
are about to be spilled.
297
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:38,623
Batman and Robin, prepare to
meet the end of your usefulness.
298
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:42,257
Lady and gentlemen,
Batman and Robin are...
299
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,268
It's only gonna prolong
the agony, Batman.
300
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:52,104
Not necessarily, Robin.
301
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,804
That blow on his head could
be exactly what saves us.
302
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,243
I certainly hope so.
303
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,885
Where am I?
304
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,146
You were about to tell
us a secret, King Tut.
305
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:06,053
King Tut? My name is
William Omaha McElroy...
306
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:10,026
and I'm professor of
Egyptology at Yale University.
307
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,763
You don't remember what
you were going to tell us?
308
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:15,800
Who do you have a
purple mask on, lady?
309
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,094
I'm going to be late for class.
310
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,729
- Uh, just a moment, professor.
- You can't walk off like this.
311
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:25,241
Harvard people,
nice speaking to you.
312
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,505
Holy razor's edge.
Was that a close shave.
313
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,775
A calculated risk, Robin.
314
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:36,082
The shale held up by those sagging
timbers has been shifting for decades.
315
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,622
All we had to do was
taunt Tut with our silence.
316
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,784
This caused him to raise his
voice three decibels above high C...
317
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:45,728
which caused the cave-in, which,
of course, returned him to normalcy.
318
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,060
But how could you be so sure?
319
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,725
I really couldn't, Robin.
320
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,736
Earth movement is an
inexact science at best.
321
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:56,205
Matter of fact, yodels have been
known to cause avalanches in the Alps.
322
00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:01,143
A mere sneeze was the cause
of the 1923 Appalachian cave-in.
323
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:02,906
But suppose
something went wrong.
324
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:06,610
Suppose Tut didn't raise
his voice. What then?
325
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:11,146
I prefer not to think about those
things, Robin. They depress me.
326
00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:16,855
Thank you, sir, for calling.
327
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:22,225
That was the president of
Yale University, Chief O'Hara.
328
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:26,336
Our eminent professor of Egyptology
has completely returned to normal.
329
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:31,842
Mm. Let's hope his ego has
returned to the altar in ancient Egypt.
330
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:34,378
Daddy, have you
heard the latest rumors?
331
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:38,779
All of Gotham City is buzzing about
an imminent invasion of flying saucers.
332
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,715
Well, now...
333
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:43,583
Gotham City is usually buzzing
about something, Barbara.
334
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,521
- Well, let's take a look anyway, commissioner.
- All right.
335
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,720
Let me have those.
336
00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:52,658
Well, now, let's see. Uh-huh.
337
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:57,063
All I can see is sky,
clouds and a few birds.
338
00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,535
Let's see what you can find, chief.
- Hmm.
339
00:24:01,573 --> 00:24:07,740
Well, there's a blimp trailing some
joker's used-car advertisements.
340
00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,714
Look again. In
this flying saucer...
341
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:15,082
the Joker is planning an
incredible invasion of Gotham City.
342
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:20,753
As soon as the range-sweep radar scanner
picks up the tracking pulse amplifier...
343
00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:25,557
we will spin back into the substratosphere,
where I will issue my demands...
344
00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:30,192
that will have not only all of
Gotham City but the world at my feet.29012
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