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PREVIOUSLY ON...
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AFTER AN INCIDENT AT SCHOOL...
(gasps)
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(tires screech, thud)
AAH!
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GABY WAS FORCED TO REPLACE
THE P.T.A. PRESIDENT.
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ME?
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CARLOS WAS STRUGGLING
WITH HIS GUILT.
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THIS IS NOT ME. I CAN'T SLEEP.
I'M SEEING GHOSTS.
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I KNOW.
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SUSAN FOUND A WAY TO COPE.
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I'M TAKING A PAINTING CLASS
BEING TAUGHT BY ANDRE ZELLER.
GREAT.
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BUT THE FAMOUS PAINTER
DIDN'T MAKE IT EASY.
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YOU'RE A BORED HOUSEWIFE
TRYING TO KILL TIME
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BETWEEN SPIN CLASS AND DRIVING
YOUR KID TO SOCCER PRACTICE.
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AND LYNETTE DISCOVERED
THAT SINCE THEIR SEPARATION,
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TOM HAD STARTED DATING.
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IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF DINNERS
AND... COFFEE.
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GOD, TOM. WHEN WERE YOU
GONNA TELL ME THIS?
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(Mary Alice)
IN THEIR 20 YEARS TOGETHER,
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TOM AND LYNETTE SCAVO HAD
FOLLOWED A FEW SIMPLE RULES...
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ALWAYS SHARE THE HOUSEWORK...
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NEVER WASTE THE HOT WATER,
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AND NEVER, EVER
GO TO BED ANGRY.
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YES, THE RULES
FOR BEING TOGETHER WERE SIMPLE.
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BUT THE RULES
FOR BEING APART...
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WERE ANYTHING BUT.
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STOP CALLING IT "DATING."
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IT'S DINNER WITH A FRIEND.
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(snorts)
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DO NOT DO THAT.
DO NOT DO THE SNORT.
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COULD YOU MAKE HER STOP
SNORTING?
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LYNETTE,
I FIND IT MORE EFFECTIVE
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WHEN WE USE WORDS RATHER THAN
INFLAMMATORY NOISES.
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YOU WANT WORDS?
HERE ARE SOME WORDS.
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LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE.
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LOBSTER FOR TWO AT CHEZ NOUS
IS NOT "DINNER WITH A FRIEND."
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A $300 NIGHT AT SAKURA
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IS NOT STRAPPING ON A FEEDBAG
WITH A BUDDY.
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I STILL DO
OUR CREDIT CARD BILLS, GENIUS.
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ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH WORDS.
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HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE
I WENT LOOKING FOR THIS.
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JANE LIVES IN THE BUILDING.
WE GOT TO TALKING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
SHE WAS ACTUALLY NICE TO ME--
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SOMETHING I'M NOT USED TO.
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OH, I CAN'T SNORT,
BUT A DRIVE-BY LIKE THAT'S OKAY?
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ALL RIGHT, EMOTIONS ARE RUNNING
A LITTLE HOT,
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BUT I THINK I KNOW WHY.
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YOU TWO EMBARKED
ON THIS SEPARATION
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WITHOUT A CLEAR GOAL IN MIND.
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO GET BACK TOGETHER,
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OR ARE YOU TRYING TO FIND
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A GRACEFUL WAY
TO END THE MARRIAGE?
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WE DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE THIS
RIGHT NOW,
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BUT WE DO NEED TO LAY DOWN
SOME GROUND RULES.
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FOR EXAMPLE, ARE YOU DATING?
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HE IS.
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TWO DINNERS.
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ALL RIGHT,
SO YOU ARE DATING.
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WHAT ABOUT SEX?
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NO.
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NOT YET.
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I-I... (cries)
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HE JUST ANSWERED
YOUR FIRST QUESTION.
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HE WANTS TO END THE MARRIAGE.
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NO, LYNETTE,
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING.
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I'M NOT GIVING UP.
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"NOT YET"?
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LOOK, I STILL HOPE THAT WE CAN
FIND A WAY TO WORK THINGS OUT,
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BUT... (sighs)
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WE DON'T
MAKE EACH OTHER HAPPY.
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WE HAVEN'T FOR A LONG TIME.
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SO WHAT IF--I MEAN,
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WHAT IF THERE WAS
SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO COULD?
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I JUST FEEL LIKE
IF WE DON'T...
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EXPLORE...
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THEN WE ARE GONNA END UP RIGHT
BACK IN HERE, ON THIS COUCH,
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HATING EACH OTHER.
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SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE A LOT
TO CONSIDER.
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THERE'S NOTHING TO CONSIDER.
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WE'RE... CLEARED FOR SEX.
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LET THE DATING BEGIN.
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YES, TOM AND LYNETTE
WERE LEARNING
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THE RULES OF SEPARATION.
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AND THE FIRST RULE?
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AND I CAN'T WAIT
TO LET MY NEW BOYFRIEND
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DO THAT THING
I NEVER LET YOU DO.
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THERE ARE NO RULES.
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IN ANY GROUP,
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THERE ARE ROLES THAT PEOPLE
ARE DESTINED TO PLAY--
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THE PERFECT HOMEMAKER
TO BRING THE SNACKS,
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THE FINANCIAL WIZARD
TO KEEP THE BOOKS...
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AND THE BUSYBODY
TO SHARE THE GOSSIP.
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BUT SOMETIMES
THE MOST IMPORTANT ROLE OF ALL
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GOES TO SOMEONE
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WHO'S NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT
PREPARED FOR IT.
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HI, GUYS. I KNOW,
I'M A LITTLE BIT LATE.
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A LITTLE? TRY 45 MINUTES.
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WELL, ONCE YOU HEAR
WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH,
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YOU WILL TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
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SO...YOU KNOW HOW IT'S CALLED
A HOT STONE MASSAGE?
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SO THERE I AM AT THE SPA,
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LAID OUT WITH MY MOJITO,
MY "MARIE CLAIRE,"
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I FEEL A COLD ROCK ON MY ASS.
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(chuckles) I KNOW!
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SO ARMANDO WAS ALL APOLOGETIC.
HE WANTED TO REHEAT THE ROCKS.
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BUT AT THIS POINT, I'M LIKE,
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"I'M SORRY. I'VE GOT
A P.T.A. MEETING TO RUN."
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IF YOU LEFT, WHY ARE YOU LATE?
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OH, ARMANDO FELT SO BAD,
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HE GAVE ME A COMPLIMENTARY
SEAWEED WRAP. (laughs)
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SO... WHAT'S ON THE AGENDA HERE?
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WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAN
TEACHER APPRECIATION NIGHT.
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MM. RIGHT, RIGHT.
SO WHO'S DOING WHAT FOR THAT?
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CINDY, YOU WANNA HANDLE
THE FOOD?
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NO.
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OKAY.
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RACHEL, YOU NEVER STOP TALKING.
YOU WANNA EMCEE?
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NO.
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OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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WHAT'S GOING ON IS
YOU'VE WASTED OUR TIME.
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I'M LEAVING.
I HAVE TO PICK UP MY KIDS.
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I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MY JOB.
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I NEED TO TAKE MY MOTHER
TO CHEMO.
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WH--OKAY, OKAY. LET'S NOT PLAY
SAD-LIFE POKER HERE.
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I NEED YOUR HELP.
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YOU KNOW, WE WOULD LOVE
TO FRITTER AWAY OUR DAYS
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WITH MANICURES AND HAIRDRESSERS
AND SPA APPOINTMENTS,
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BUT WE'RE NOT LIKE YOU.
WE HAVE LIVES.
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SO YOU CAN DO
TEACHER APPRECIATION NIGHT
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ON YOUR OWN.
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WH--
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WELL, COULD YOU AT LEAST
FOLD UP YOUR CHAIRS
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AND STACK 'EM
ON THE ROLLING CART?
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AND CAN SOMEONE EMPTY
THE COFFEEPOT?
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YOU'D REALLY DO--
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(doors slam)
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JEEZ! TALK ABOUT SELFISH.
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(doorbell rings)
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(door squeaks)
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OH, THANK GOODNESS.
YOU'RE ALIVE.
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I'M SORRY, REVEREND.
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I KNOW THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN
TO CHURCH FOR A FEW SUNDAYS.
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A FEW? TRY FIVE.
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YOU KNOW WHO'S BEEN BRINGING
SNACKS TO FELLOWSHIP HOUR?
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HELEN JOHNSON.
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UGH. LET ME GUESS.
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BRAN MUFFINS
FROM THE MINI-MART?
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WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME?
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I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU.
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IT'S JUST,
I HAVEN'T BEEN FEELING...
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(sighs) VERY SPIRITUAL LATELY.
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IT'S NOT UNCOMMON FOR US
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TO LOSE OUR WAY SPIRITUALLY
FROM TIME TO TIME,
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TO FEEL...
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IN THE WOODS.
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INTERESTING CHOICE OF WORDS.
(chuckles)
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IT'S JUST THAT I...
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FEEL LIKE MAYBE
I'M NOT WORTHY OF...
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GOD'S LOVE RIGHT NOW,
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THAT...
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I'VE LOST MY CONNECTION
TO HIM.
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BUT HERE'S THE GOOD THING
ABOUT GOD, BREE--
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HE'S EASY TO FIND.
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JUST SEEK OUT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE
IN NEED, AND THERE HE IS.
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IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO
THE NEEDY WITH YOU, DOESN'T IT?
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IT'S KIND OF IN
THE JOB DESCRIPTION. (chuckles)
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I HEAR YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR
BEN FAULKNER
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DOES WONDERFUL WORK
WITH THE HOMELESS.
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WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK TO HIM?
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PERHAPS I WILL. (chuckles)
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(chuckles)
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THANK YOU, REVEREND.
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I DID MENTION THAT
HELEN'S DOING THE SNACKS, RIGHT?
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AH.
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I JUST FINISHED A BATCH
OF MACADAMIA NUT SCONES.
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WOULD YOU LIKE ONE?
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BLESS YOU, MY CHILD. (chuckles)
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AND MAYBE ONE FOR THE CAR?
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I GET SO NERVOUS EVERY TIME
I WALK INTO THIS CLASS.
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I MEAN, ANDRE ZELLER, RIGHT?
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BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
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HE DOESN'T THINK
I'M A SERIOUS ARTIST.
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BUT I'LL SHOW HIM.
I HAVE PAIN.
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I MEAN, LIKE THIS MORNING,
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MY 9-YEAR-OLD WALKED
RIGHT INTO SCHOOL
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WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOOD-BYE.
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NO HUG, NO KISS.
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NOTHING. (sighs)
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WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE THAT MISERY
AND USE IT IN MY ART.
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I'M USING
MY FATHER'S SUICIDE.
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(door opens)
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TODAY WE'LL BE WORKING
WITH LIGHT AND SHADOW.
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OOH! EGGS. COOL.
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MS. DELFINO,
THIS IS MY BREAKFAST.
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(rips paper)
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YOU WILL NOT BE SKETCHING EGGS
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OR ANY OTHER
HACKNEYED STILL LIFES TODAY.
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YOU'LL BE DRAWING THE MALE FORM.
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EMILE.
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WHOA!
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SORRY.
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TAKES SOME... GETTING USED TO.
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(Andre) AS YOU BEGIN TO SKETCH,
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THINK OF THE HUMAN FORM
AS AN OBJECT.
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WHAT IS IT
THAT CATCHES YOUR EYE?
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(stifles laugh)
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(inhales sharply) MM.
DIDN'T MEAN IT. JUST POPPED OUT.
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I WANT YOU
TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION
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TO WHICH PARTS OF THE HUMAN BODY
REFLECT LIGHT
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AND WHICH PARTS CAST A SHADOW.
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(stifles laugh)
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I'M SORRY, MS. DELFINO.
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I DIDN'T REALIZE
WE WERE IN JUNIOR HIGH.
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HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A PENIS
BEFORE?
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NO. NO. YES, I HAVE.
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UH, LOTS. WELL, NOT LOTS.
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THE APPROPRIATE... AMOUNT.
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PLEASE TRY TO BE PROFESSIONAL.
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I AM. I AM PROFESSIONAL.
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PENIS, PENIS, PENIS.
(exhales deeply)
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JUST TRYING TO TAKE THE POWER
OUT OF IT.
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(stifling laugh)
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QUICK.
(pats arm)
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TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR FATHER'S SUICIDE.
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(door opens)
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(sighs)
HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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UH... (sighs)
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I WAS, UH, LOOKING
FOR MY PHONE,
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AND, UH...
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I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND
STUPID, BUT...
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I COULDN'T GO IN THERE.
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00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,430
OH, GOD. I DON'T MEAN
TO SOUND INSENSITIVE,
232
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,765
BUT IS THIS DEAD GUY ANGST?
233
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,801
'CAUSE I AM REALLY POOPED
RIGHT NOW.
234
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,770
IT'S JUST, EVERY TIME
I GO INTO THAT ROOM,
235
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,706
I THINK ABOUT THAT NIGHT.
236
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:40,373
WELL, HERE'S AN IDEA.
DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM.
237
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:44,044
LOOK, THERE'S THE KITCHEN.
NO ONE DIED IN THERE.
238
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,079
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE BOTH STRESSED.
239
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,081
I'LL POUR US
A COUPLE OF DRINKS.
240
00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,684
NO, THANKS. I'VE BEEN HITTING
THAT STUFF PRETTY HARD LATELY.
241
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,319
I DON'T WANT IT TO BECOME
A THING.
(bottle clinks)
242
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,722
WELL, AFTER THE DAY I HAD,
I'LL FINISH THE BOTTLE MYSELF.
243
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,923
(cork pops)
244
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,125
THIS P.T.A. GIG IS TURNING INTO
A SERIOUS PAIN IN THE ASS.
245
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,760
(pours liquor)
YEAH.
246
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,862
I SHOW UP
THE TEENSIEST BIT LATE,
247
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,864
AND THE GIRLS ARE ALL OVER ME.
248
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,098
THEY'RE LIKE,
"GABY, WHY ARE YOU LATE?
249
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:08,435
YOU SHOULD BE SAD AND MISERABLE
AND ON TIME, JUST LIKE US."
250
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:10,838
IT'S LIKE THEY'RE JEALOUS
OR SOMETHING.
251
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,307
OH, MY GOD.
252
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,209
THEY'RE JEALOUS.
253
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:19,112
I KNOW WHAT TO DO. (chuckles)
THANKS FOR LISTENING.
254
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,413
(kisses)
255
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,852
(sighs)
256
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,100
IT'S NOTHING FANCY,
BUT, UH, I'M PROUD TO SAY
257
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,770
WE FEED HUNDREDS
OF HOMELESS PEOPLE EVERY DAY.
258
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,938
OH. WONDERFUL.
259
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,840
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT
I'M LOOKING FOR.
260
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:47,975
WELL, GREAT.
261
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,377
BUT, UH,
JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY...
262
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,780
UH, WHAT DID YOU DO?
263
00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,114
EXCUSE ME?
264
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,949
WELL, WHEN MOST PEOPLE
WANNA GIVE BACK,
265
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,785
IT USUALLY MEANS
THEY'VE DONE SOMETHING
266
00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,186
THEY'RE, UH, ASHAMED OF.
267
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,255
YOU KNOW, EMBEZZLEMENT,
ADULTERY.
268
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,524
WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
269
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,959
(chuckles)
270
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,195
I SUPPOSE I COULD ASK YOU
THE SAME THING.
271
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,063
AND I'D HAVE THE GOOD SENSE
NOT TO ANSWER.
272
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,132
MM-HMM.
273
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,266
I'VE JUST BEEN FEELING
DISCONNECTED LATELY,
274
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,037
AND I THOUGHT BY DOING SOMETHING
MEANINGFUL WITH MY DAYS
275
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,072
THAT I COULD CHANGE THAT.
276
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,909
ACTUAL SELFLESSNESS.
THAT'S REFRESHING.
277
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,077
I WISH THE CITY COUNCIL WAS
AS ENLIGHTENED AS YOU.
278
00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,345
OH?
279
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,114
AH, THEY'RE HOLDING UP
ONE OF MY DEVELOPMENTS
280
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,316
'CAUSE IT INCLUDES
LOW-INCOME HOUSING.
281
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,052
AH. TYPICAL
"NOT IN MY BACKYARD" ATTITUDE.
282
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,053
BY THE WAY...
283
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,554
IT'S NOT IN YOUR BACKYARD.
284
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,023
(cell phone rings)
285
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,858
(exhales deeply)
286
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,259
UH, I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THIS.
287
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,028
BUT, UH, I WILL LEAVE YOU
IN THE CAPABLE HANDS
288
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,130
OF, UH, DONNIE HERE.
289
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,098
EXCUSE ME. HELLO?
290
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,199
WHO ARE YOU?
291
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,069
OH, I AM BREE,
YOUR HUMBLE SOUS CHEF.
292
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,940
WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?
PREP? SAUTE? CHOP?
293
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,043
YOU WANNA PREP?
294
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,013
START PREPPING.
295
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,581
THAT'S... IT?
296
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,084
OH, I FORGOT TO SHOW YOU
THE SPICE RACK.
297
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,187
HERE YOU GO. SALT. PEPPER.
298
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,889
AND WE'RE OUT OF PEPPER.
299
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,323
IF I MAY,
300
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,560
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
MAKING THE SOUP FROM SCRATCH?
301
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,028
(scoffs) WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THAT.
302
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,864
JUST GET 'EM IN
AND GET 'EM OUT.
303
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,098
YES, BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW
304
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,266
HOW PRESSED FOR TIME
THE HOMELESS ARE.
305
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,869
LOOK, THESE PEOPLE
MAY NOT HAVE HOMES,
306
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,236
BUT THEY DO HAVE TASTE BUDS.
307
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,872
WOULD YOU BE OFFENDED
308
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,875
IF I TRIED WHIPPING UP A BATCH
OF HOMEMADE SOUP?
309
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,111
CAN YOU GET IT DONE BY NOON?
310
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:34,047
OH, DEAR. I GUESS
I'LL HAVE TO KEEP IT SIMPLE.
311
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:37,150
IT'S JUST A RUSTIC
ACORN SQUASH BISQUE
312
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,086
FINISHED WITH A DOT
OF MAPLE-INFUSED CREME FRAICHE
313
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:42,890
AND A LITTLE CRUMBLE
OF FRIED SAGE.
314
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:46,960
HOLY CRAP!
315
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:51,999
FINALLY, A BLURB
FOR MY NEXT COOKBOOK.
316
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,001
I UNDERSTAND THAT SOME OF YOU
ARE UNCOMFORTABLE
317
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,469
WITH THE NAKED BODY,
MAYBE EVEN FIND IT LAUGHABLE.
318
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,938
MR. ZELLER, I'M SO SORRY.
319
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,639
ONE CANNOT CREATE REAL ART
320
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,209
IF ONE IS CRIPPLED
BY ONE'S OWN INHIBITIONS.
321
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,077
I'M GONNA STRIP THEM AWAY.
322
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:08,015
SO... FOR OUR NEXT CLASS, WE'RE
NOT GONNA HAVE NUDE MODELS.
323
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,549
PHEW.
324
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,918
WE'RE GONNA HAVE NUDE PAINTERS.
325
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,452
WHAT?
326
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,254
PAINTING IN THE NUDE
WILL FORCE YOU
327
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,523
TO CREATE FROM A PLACE
OF TOTAL HONESTY.
328
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,660
AND IF YOU'RE SERIOUS
ABOUT BEING AN ARTIST,
329
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,529
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH IT.
330
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,633
NOPE.
NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
331
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,105
(whimpers)
332
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,443
WHAT'S GOING ON, GABY?
333
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,645
YEAH. WHY'D YOU
CALL US HERE?
334
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,613
I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE
335
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,983
FOR WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE LAST MEETING.
336
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,617
KEEP TALKIN'.
337
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,054
IT WAS WRONG OF ME TO BLOW
YOU OFF FOR A SPA APPOINTMENT
338
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,022
WHEN YOU HAVE SUCH BUSY LIVES.
339
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,091
MESSAGE RECEIVED,
LOUD AND CLEAR.
340
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,525
THANK YOU.
341
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:56,029
SO TO SHOW YOU I'VE TAKEN
YOUR COMPLAINT TO HEART,
342
00:14:56,063 --> 00:15:00,167
MAY I PRESENT MY BEAUTY TEAM!
343
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,702
ARMANDO,
THE BEST MASSEUSE IN TOWN,
344
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,171
KAY, MY HAIRDRESSER,
345
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,638
AND PING ON NAILS.
346
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:09,542
YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO BE JEALOUS
OF MY FABULOUS LIFE.
347
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:13,713
FOR ONE DAY, YOU CAN BE ME.
MY TREAT. GO CRAZY.
348
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,683
WOW. GOOD TO KNOW
YOU GOT OUR MESSAGE.
349
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,986
YOU'RE WELCOME. (chuckles)
350
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,721
SO YOU THINK YOU MIGHT WANT
TO RECONSIDER DOING THE FOOD?
351
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,622
I'D LOVE TO.
352
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,558
(chuckles)
UH, I'LL HANDLE DECORATIONS.
353
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:26,693
YEAH, WHATEVER YOU NEED
FROM US.
354
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:28,161
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
355
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,696
NOW TODAY, RELAX.
356
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:33,400
TAKE A BREAK FROM
GROCERY SHOPPING AND SPANKING.
357
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,668
I HAVE TO GO MEET
MY TRAVEL AGENT.
358
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,207
ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS?
ARE WE REALLY HELPING HER?
359
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,011
NO. WE'RE HELPING OURSELVES
TO A FREE SPA DAY,
360
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:47,747
THEN WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE HER
TWISTING IN THE WIND.
361
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,848
OH! HEY, LADIES,
362
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:52,052
ANYONE KNOW OF A GOOD HOTEL
IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE?
363
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,755
(chuckles) I'M SORRY.
I DID IT AGAIN!
364
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,026
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
(laughing)
365
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,060
(door closes)
366
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,462
HEY, LYNETTE,
367
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,032
DID I LEAVE
THOSE FABRIC SAMPLES?
368
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,100
(gasps) BUSTED!
369
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:10,037
THAT IS A PORN SLAM
IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE.
370
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,371
(mouth full) PORN?
MM.
371
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,739
NO.
I WAS CHECKING MY E-MAIL.
372
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:16,609
(scoffs) COME ON. IT'S OKAY.
WE ALL LOOK AT PORN.
373
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,045
WHAT ARE YOU INTO?
374
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,648
STRAIGHT, BI, SOLO,
BALD GUYS,
375
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,451
FUZZY WHISPERS,
CINNAMON CAKES,
376
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,718
POODLING?
377
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,620
DO I HAVE TO LEARN
WHAT THOSE ARE?
378
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,622
'CAUSE I REALLY
DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
379
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:33,126
OH, COME ON. LET ME SEE.
I PROMISE I WILL NOT JUDGE.
380
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,595
NO. I SIGNED UP
FOR AN ONLINE DATING SERVICE,
381
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,665
AND I TOOK A STAB
AT MY INTRODUCTION VIDEO.
382
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,699
(taps key)
383
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,501
HI, I'M LYNETTE.
384
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,603
I'M 35 TO 45-ISH.
385
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,772
I'M A CANCER,
AND I BEAT CANCER.
386
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,675
COINCIDENCE OR NOT? YOU DECIDE.
(chuckles nervously)
387
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,478
THAT IS MORE DISTURBING
388
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,480
THAN ANY PORN
I'VE EVER SEEN.
389
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,082
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T JUDGE.
390
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,684
OH! ONLINE DATING SUCKS.
391
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,453
IT'S FULL OF GUYS WHO PHOTOSHOP
HAIR ON THEIR HEADS
392
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,156
AND CROP OUT THEIR MAN BOOBS.
393
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,159
YOU WANT TO MEET MEN?
I'M TAKING YOU TO A BAR.
394
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,361
A BAR? OH, I DON'T KNOW.
395
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:11,731
IT'S BEEN 25 YEARS SINCE
I TRIED TO PICK UP A GUY.
396
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:15,502
WELL, WITH ME AS YOUR WINGWOMAN,
YOU CAN HAVE ANY MAN YOU WANT.
397
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,769
FRIDAY OKAY?
398
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,705
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE
WITH BEN.
399
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,541
MM. HE CANCELED. AGAIN.
400
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,511
SOME STUPID REAL ESTATE
DEVELOPMENT FOR THE POOR.
401
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,545
BASTARD.
402
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,114
(sighs) WELL, HIS LOSS.
403
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,748
IF HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE
WHAT HE'S GOT,
404
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,750
I WILL FIND SOMEONE
WHO DOES.
405
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,486
OH, AND LAY OFF
THE ICE CREAM.
406
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,522
THERE'S NO PHOTOSHOP
IN REAL LIFE.
407
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:48,335
MORNING.
WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?
408
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:52,205
EGGS. I WAS GONNA MAKE BACON,
BUT IT SEEMED A LITTLE RISKY.
409
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,510
SUSAN, YOU GET UPSET IF I TAKE
MY SOCKS OFF IN THE KITCHEN.
410
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,280
WHAT'S GOING ON?
411
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:04,284
ANDRE FEELS "UNTIL WE SHED
OUR INHIBITIONS,
412
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,254
OUR ART WILL BE
ONLY SUPERFICIAL."
413
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,289
ANYWAY,
414
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:13,793
FOR OUR NEXT CLASS,
WE HAVE TO PAINT IN THE NUDE.
415
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,297
SO I'M TRYING
TO GET USED TO IT.
416
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,333
AND I WANT TO PROVE TO HIM
THAT I CAN BE A REAL ARTIST.
417
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:24,404
(chuckles)
WOW, THAT GUY IS GOOD.
418
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,740
HE GETS TO SEE A BUNCH OF COEDS
NAKED AND CALL IT WORK.
419
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,477
(laughs)
420
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,280
OH, HONEY, I'M KIDDING.
421
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,715
NO, I CAN'T DO IT.
422
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,784
I'M NOT A NAKED PERSON.
423
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,388
MAYBE I'M NOT A REAL ARTIST
EITHER.
424
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,423
SUSAN.
(mouth full) NO, I MEAN IT.
425
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,892
ANDRE DOESN'T LIKE
ANY OF MY WORK.
426
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:50,363
I'M NOT SERIOUS
LIKE THE OTHER STUDENTS.
427
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,365
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA QUIT
THE CLASS.
428
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:56,203
QUIT? BUT THIS CLASS HAS BEEN
REALLY GOOD FOR YOU.
429
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,205
IT SEEMS LIKE
IT WAS PULLING YOU
430
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,939
OUT OF THAT DARK PLACE
YOU'VE BEEN IN.
431
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,208
YOU THINK SO?
432
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:05,245
YEAH, AND I FEEL LIKE
I'M GETTING MY OLD SUSIE BACK.
433
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,947
BESIDES, THIS GUY
SOUNDS LIKE A JACKASS.
434
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,216
DON'T LET HIM WIN.
435
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:12,352
YOU'RE RIGHT.
436
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,887
I AM A SERIOUS ARTIST.
437
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,524
I JUST NEED TO GET USED TO
PEOPLE SEEING ME NAKED.
438
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,393
(knock on door)
(Lee) SUSAN!
IT'S LEE. YOU HOME?
439
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:23,930
PERFECT. MY BEST GAY.
440
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,766
WHO BETTER TO PRACTICE ON?
441
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,935
GOOD MORNING, LEE.
442
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,837
THIS IS BOB'S--MOTHER OF GOD!
443
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,339
OHH!
444
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,441
(laughs)
445
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,312
GAY MARRIAGE DOESN'T SEEM
SO FREAKY NOW, DOES IT?
446
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,283
(indistinct conversations)
447
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,353
LOOKS LIKE MY TUSCAN BEAN WITH
PARMESAN CROSTINI IS A HIT.
448
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,356
YEAH, IT IS,
BUT I THINK YOU'RE STARTING
449
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,459
TO ATTRACT
THE WRONG SORT OF CROWD.
450
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:59,366
EXCUSE ME, BUT, UH, YOU DON'T
EXACTLY LOOK HOMELESS TO ME.
451
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,734
YEAH, I-I'M HOMELESS.
452
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,804
AND YET YOU HAVE
A $2,000 LAPTOP?
453
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,307
BUT I LIVE IN THE BOX
IT CAME IN?
454
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,309
OKAY, I-I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT.
455
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,444
BUT MY PARENTS
DID STOP TALKING TO ME
456
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,481
WHEN I SWITCHED FROM PRE-MED
TO CREATIVE WRITING.
457
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,416
WELL, I'M AFRAID
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE.
458
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:20,687
TOO BAD. I JUST GAVE YOU
MAD PROPS ON MY BLOG.
459
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,788
IS THAT A GOOD THING?
460
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,724
YEAH.
461
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,992
"HOMEY BUT REFINED,
462
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,794
"BREE VAN DE CAMP'S
TUSCAN BEAN SOUP
463
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,264
IS A REVELATION IN A BOWL."
464
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,765
REVELATION, YOU SAY?
465
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,268
UH-HUH. AND IT'S ALREADY
BEEN "LIKED" ON FACEBOOK
466
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:38,305
AND RETWEETED 200 TIMES...
467
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,273
WHICH IS ALSO A GOOD THING.
468
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,040
OH.
469
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,975
BUT HEY, IF I GOTTA GO...
470
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,110
HOLD ON.
471
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:47,980
I CAN'T LET A TALENTED
NEAR-ORPHAN LIKE YOU GO HUNGRY.
472
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,982
LET ME GET YOU A REFILL.
473
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:54,287
OH, AND IT'S "VAN DE KAMP"...
(whispers) WITH A "K."
474
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,328
HEY, MIKE. NEED A HAND?
475
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:03,996
NO, I'M OKAY.
476
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,965
(thud)
477
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,634
UH, SUSAN AROUND?
478
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,803
UH, SHE'S
AT HER PAINTING CLASS.
479
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,971
OKAY.
480
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,641
I'LL... STOP BY LATER.
481
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,344
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
482
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,415
YOU NEED TO SAY
SOMETHING TO ME, MIKE?
483
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,050
YEAH, I DO.
484
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,752
IF THINGS WERE DIFFERENT,
485
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,754
IF IT HAD BEEN ME
THAT KILLED SOMEBODY,
486
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,356
AND YOUR WIFE WALKED IN,
487
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,090
I'D HAVE GONE TO THE COPS
AND TURNED MYSELF IN.
488
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,793
I WOULDN'T HAVE
DRAGGED GABY INTO IT.
489
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,763
THERE'S A LOT I WOULD'VE DONE
DIFFERENTLY ABOUT THAT NIGHT
490
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,064
IF I COULD.
491
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,932
YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN'T.
492
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:43,870
BUT HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN DO--
YOU CAN LEAVE SUSAN ALONE.
493
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:47,874
JUST LET HER FIND A WAY TO DEAL
WITH WHAT YOU PUT HER THROUGH.
494
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,710
IT JUST REALLY HELPS
495
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,078
TO TALK TO HER.
496
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:58,017
BUT IT DOESN'T HELP HER.
497
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,721
THEN...
498
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,890
I WON'T DO IT ANYMORE.
499
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,794
YEAH.
500
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,010
(sighs)
501
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,482
(Andre) REMEMBER,
TECHNIQUE IS A CRUTCH.
502
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,717
LEARN IT AND THROW IT AWAY.
503
00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:33,486
THAT WAY YOU CAN BEGIN
TO FIND YOUR OWN VOICE
504
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,422
AND THAT'S WHAT THAT...
505
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:43,630
(students murmur)
506
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,565
OH, MY GOD.
507
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,434
OH!
508
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:51,504
TAKING CASUAL FRIDAY
A BIT TO THE EXTREME,
509
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,706
AREN'T WE, MS. DELFINO?
510
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,042
ISN'T THIS THE DAY WE WERE...
511
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:57,276
AREN'T WE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE...
512
00:22:57,309 --> 00:23:00,747
THE SCHOOL PUT THE KIBOSH ON
MY LITTLE ARTISTIC EXPERIMENT.
513
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,615
IT WAS ALL THERE
IN THE E-MAIL.
514
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:03,983
WHAT E-MAIL?
515
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,985
THE ONE
YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T OPEN.
516
00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:09,456
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T SEND ME ONE.
517
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:11,458
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
518
00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:12,692
TO HUMILIATE ME.
519
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,595
TO PUNISH ME FOR LAUGHING.
520
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:20,467
YOU HAVE SINGLED ME OUT
SINCE DAY ONE.
521
00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,769
WHY NOT TRY
TO MAKE A FOOL OF ME?
522
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:28,140
BECAUSE IN THE VAST LANDSCAPE
OF MY INTERIOR LIFE,
523
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:31,478
YOU'RE MERELY A DUST SPECK.
524
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,546
NOW GET DRESSED AND SIT DOWN.
525
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,082
NO.
526
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,619
I SIGNED UP FOR THIS CLASS
TO LEARN SOMETHING,
527
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:42,188
NOT TO BE A PUNCHING BAG
528
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:44,223
FOR AN EGOMANIAC
529
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,526
WITH A PAINTBRUSH!
530
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,495
I QUIT!
531
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,612
(thud)
532
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:08,615
HELLO AND WELCOME
TO OUR SOUP KITCHEN.
533
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,550
I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY,
BECAUSE I HAVE PREPARED
534
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,985
A HEARTY ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP
TODAY.
535
00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:15,722
DONNIE, TWO.
536
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,560
(indistinct conversations)
537
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:24,964
REVEREND SYKES.
WHAT A NICE SURPRISE!
538
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:26,599
THAT'S QUITE A CROWD
OUT FRONT.
539
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,535
I PRACTICALLY
HAD TO FIGHT MY WAY IN.
540
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,236
WELL, EVER SINCE
I TOOK OVER THE KITCHEN,
541
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:31,303
WE'VE BEEN JAM-PACKED.
542
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:34,173
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR SUGGESTING I GET INVOLVED.
543
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:39,011
I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE NEEDED
OR IMPORTANT IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
544
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:42,715
THE INTENTION OF CHARITY IS NOT
TO MAKE US FEEL IMPORTANT.
545
00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:44,617
OF COURSE NOT.
IT'S TO HELP PEOPLE.
546
00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,553
FEELING IMPORTANT'S
JUST A BONUS.
547
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:47,554
(chuckles)
548
00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,121
SO WHAT BRINGS YOU BY?
549
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:51,290
I WAS HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME
550
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:54,594
WHERE A HOMELESS PERSON
COULD GET A HOT MEAL.
551
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:57,564
WELL, RIGHT HERE, OF COURSE.
552
00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,599
NO, BREE.
553
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,300
EVER SINCE YOU'VE TURNED
THIS SOUP KITCHEN
554
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,735
INTO A BISQUE KITCHEN,
555
00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,937
THE HOMELESS DON'T
FEEL COMFORTABLE HERE.
556
00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:08,240
WHY? I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE THIS PLACE SPECIAL.
557
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:11,711
IT WAS ALREADY SPECIAL.
IT WAS HOME FOR THEM,
558
00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:14,581
UNTIL YOU TOOK THAT AWAY.
559
00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:20,186
(sighs)
560
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:23,590
(indistinct conversations)
561
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:27,960
EXCUSE ME.
562
00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:34,300
I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE
GONNA NEED TO LEAVE.
563
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,668
HEY, WE'RE STILL EATING.
564
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,970
WELL, THEN GO EAT
SOMEWHERE ELSE.
565
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:40,039
YOU CERTAINLY LOOK LIKE
YOU CAN AFFORD TO.
566
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,174
WHOA. WHERE'S THE ATTITUDE
COMING FROM?
567
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,043
WE MADE THIS PLACE A SUCCESS.
568
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:47,246
NO. THIS PLACE IS SUPPOSED
TO FEED HOMELESS PEOPLE.
569
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:49,215
IT'S A DISMAL FAILURE.
570
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,252
THIS FOOD ISN'T FOR YOU. IT'S
FOR THE HUNGRY AND THE POOR--
571
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:56,288
THE PEOPLE WE WALK PAST
EVERY DAY.
572
00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:58,290
EVERYONE DESERVES
TO HAVE A PLACE,
573
00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:01,293
AND THIS PLACE WAS THEIRS
UNTIL I MADE IT MINE.
574
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:06,298
SO PLEASE, PACK UP YOUR LAPTOPS
AND YOUR SMARTPHONES AND GO.
575
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,635
PLEASE GO.
576
00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:16,876
BEN, I'M SORRY. I HAVE MADE
A TERRIBLE MESS OF THINGS.
577
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,077
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
578
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:21,648
YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE A SPEECH
THAT GOOD AGAIN TOMORROW?
579
00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:23,315
SPEECH?
580
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:26,185
YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME PUSH
THAT LOW-INCOME HOUSING PROJECT
581
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:28,187
THROUGH CITY COUNCIL.
582
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,257
(knock on door)
583
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:38,064
THIS IS WHERE YOU LIVE, HUH?
584
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,099
NORMAN ROCKWELL WOULD
WALK DOWN THIS STREET
585
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,234
AND SAY, "A LITTLE MUCH."
586
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:43,402
(chuckles)
587
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,171
CAN I COME IN?
588
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:46,372
OF COURSE. HOW ELSE ARE
YOU GONNA MAKE FUN
589
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,307
OF THE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE?
590
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:51,210
BY THE WAY, I, UH,
CHECKED MY E-MAIL,
591
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:54,080
AND, UH, YOU NEVER SENT ME ONE.
592
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,082
DID YOU CHECK
YOUR CAMPUS E-MAIL?
593
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,985
I HAVE A CAMPUS E-MAIL?
594
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,920
OKAY,
I'M GONNA MAKE THIS BRIEF,
595
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:03,089
MAINLY BECAUSE I'VE GOT
A DINNER ENGAGEMENT
596
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:06,025
WITH SOMEONE INFINITELY
MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU.
597
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:07,159
(sighs) WOW.
598
00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,996
CLIMB DOWN FROM YOUR CROSS
AND COME BACK TO MY CLASS.
599
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:13,132
WHY?
SO YOU CAN ABUSE ME MORE?
600
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:16,035
YES, I WILL ABUSE YOU
AND SCREAM AT YOU,
601
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:18,137
MAKE YOU PAINT IN THE NUDE
AND DO ANYTHING ELSE
602
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:21,040
I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU
TO STOP BEING SO SCARED.
603
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,308
I'M NOT SCARED.
604
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:26,045
I SHOWED UP
AT YOUR CLASS NAKED. (chuckles)
605
00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,147
THEN YOU RAN AWAY.
606
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,883
IT SEEMS TO ME YOU DO
A LOT OF RUNNING AWAY
607
00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,985
AND NERVOUS GIGGLING.
608
00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:34,086
MM.
609
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,123
YOU ACT LIKE
SOMEONE WHO'S...
610
00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:39,258
WHAT?
611
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:42,128
YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING,
612
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,096
AND I'M GONNA PULL IT
OUT OF YOU,
613
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:47,033
AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS,
THERE IS A CHANCE--
614
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:50,369
THE REMOTEST, SLIMMEST WISP
OF A CHANCE--
615
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,105
THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY
BECOME AN ARTIST.
616
00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:56,108
OH, GOD. IS THIS THE PART
WHERE YOU TELL ME
617
00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:58,911
THAT THE REASON
YOU'RE BEING SO HARD ON ME
618
00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:03,049
IS BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY ONE
IN THE CLASS WITH POTENTIAL?
619
00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:04,851
NO.
620
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:08,254
AMY YAMATA'S THE ONLY ONE
IN THE CLASS WITH POTENTIAL.
621
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:12,291
YOU'RE A BIZARRE CAR CRASH
THAT SOMEHOW FASCINATES ME.
622
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,827
THANK YOU?
623
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,195
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
624
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:18,030
THIS IS ABOUT
AS LONG AS I CAN SPEND
625
00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,366
IN A ROOM DECORATED
WITH CERAMIC ELEPHANTS.
626
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:28,040
(door opens and closes)
627
00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:38,417
HI, LADIES. SOMEONE WANNA
HELP ME WITH THESE FLOWERS?
628
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:41,954
OKAY, NO WORRIES. I GOT IT.
629
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,792
(sighs)
630
00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:52,331
WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DOING?
631
00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,366
PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE HERE IN TWO
HOURS. NOTHING'S BEEN SET UP.
632
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,004
WELL, I'M JUST SO RELAXED
FROM THAT MASSAGE.
633
00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:00,506
I'D HATE TO LIFT SOMETHING
AND TENSE UP AGAIN.
634
00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:02,842
YEAH, AND--AND PING WORKED
SO HARD ON THESE NAILS.
635
00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:05,511
I WOULD HATE TO CHIP THEM.
636
00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:08,280
AND I... CAN'T THINK
OF ANYTHING WITTY TO SAY
637
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:12,418
ABOUT MY FABULOUS NEW 'DO,
BUT I'M NOT DOING SQUAT EITHER.
638
00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,854
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
639
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:17,323
I WENT OUT OF MY WAY
TO HELP YOU PEOPLE.
640
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:19,325
OH, MY GOD,
YOU ARE SO OUT OF TOUCH.
641
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:21,393
DO YOU REALLY THINK
A HOT STONE MASSAGE
642
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:22,661
IS GONNA SOLVE MY PROBLEMS?
643
00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:26,565
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KINDS
OF THINGS REAL PEOPLE DEAL WITH.
644
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,567
YOU LIVE IN THIS PERFECT
LITTLE FAIRY TALE.
645
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,870
FINE. I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
646
00:29:30,903 --> 00:29:33,906
I HAVE TWO HOURS
AND A VERY CAPABLE HUSBAND.
647
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:37,009
THIS EVENT IS GOING OFF
WITHOUT A HITCH.
(beep)
648
00:29:37,043 --> 00:29:39,545
OH, AND ONE MORE THING.
649
00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:41,881
(gasps)
650
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:44,383
(Carlos) Hello?
651
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,052
HONEY, SORRY TO BOTHER YOU
AT WORK,
652
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,453
BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
653
00:29:47,486 --> 00:29:49,021
Whoa. What's going on?
654
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,456
I NEED YOU TO MEET ME
AT THE SCHOOL.
655
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,258
(loudly)
THESE P.T.A. BEEYOTCHES--
656
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,559
YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU,
CINDY...
657
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:55,594
(normal voice)
ARE REFUSING TO HELP ME.
658
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,329
I NEED AN EXTRA PAIR OF HANDS.
659
00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:59,899
SURE.
I'LL BE--BE RIGHT THERE.
660
00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:02,301
HA! HE'S ON HIS WAY.
661
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:05,271
THANKS. YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.
(beep)
662
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:13,345
(exhales deeply)
663
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,253
(exhales deeply)
664
00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:24,256
(dance music playing)
665
00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:25,157
(indistinct conversations)
666
00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:27,994
WOW. WHEN I PICTURED THIS
IN MY HEAD,
667
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:30,329
I WASN'T AS OLD
AS ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE...
668
00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:31,597
COMBINED.
669
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:34,433
UH, TWO MARTINIS, DIRTY.
670
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:37,269
OH, WAIT. THAT'S ME.
671
00:30:37,303 --> 00:30:38,537
(chuckles)
672
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,606
FEEL FREE TO USE THAT
IF YOU WANT.
673
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:43,275
MAYBE I WILL... AT HOME,
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'M GOING.
674
00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,977
OH, RELAX.
675
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,612
LOOK AT THIS PLACE
LIKE A CANDY STORE.
676
00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:49,248
YOU JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT YOU'RE IN THE MOOD FOR.
677
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:52,018
OBVIOUSLY,
SOMETHING WITH NUTS.
678
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,220
I THOUGHT
I WAS DONE WITH THIS.
679
00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:57,589
I DATED, I COMBED THROUGH
ALL THE LOSERS,
680
00:30:57,623 --> 00:31:00,192
AND I FINALLY FOUND A GUY,
681
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:02,428
SOMEONE WHO WAS SMART
AND MADE ME LAUGH.
682
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:05,364
AND NOW TO BE BACK HERE,
AT MY AGE,
683
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:09,368
DOING IT ALL OVER AGAIN,
IT'S DEPRESSING.
684
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,572
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE RIGHT.
685
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,407
WHAT?
686
00:31:15,441 --> 00:31:17,609
IT IS DEPRESSING.
RENEE.
687
00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:19,345
WHAT AM I DOING
IN HELL'S CANDY STORE?
688
00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:22,514
I HAVE A GUY. HE'S SMART
AND HE MAKES ME LAUGH.
689
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:24,650
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
BEN WORKS TOO MUCH.
690
00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:28,220
OH, HE'S PASSIONATE
ABOUT HIS JOB, BUT HE'S A 10.
691
00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:31,590
YOU ADD UP EVERY GUY
IN THIS PLACE AND YOU GET A 6.
692
00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:39,265
BUT YOU STAY. THERE'S DEFINITELY
SOMEBODY HERE FOR YOU.
693
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,237
ORANGE CABLE...
694
00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:49,175
GOES AROUND HERE...
695
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,977
THIS ONE GOES HERE.
696
00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:53,279
HA! AND...
(singsongy) PRESTO!
697
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,214
(microphone feedback whining)
OH!
698
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,248
(gasps)
699
00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:57,249
OW.
700
00:31:57,283 --> 00:32:00,586
SO IS "PRESTO" SPANISH
FOR "COVER YOUR EARS"?
701
00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:02,488
(women laugh)
702
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,190
THAT'S HILARIOUS, CINDY.
703
00:32:04,223 --> 00:32:05,057
YOU KNOW,
YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN A COMIC
704
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:07,226
INSTEAD OF A PINT-SIZED
PAIN IN MY ASS!
705
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:09,428
OH, IT'S GETTING LATE.
706
00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,297
LOOKS LIKE
YOUR PERFECT HUSBAND
707
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:14,266
ISN'T GONNA BE HERE
TO BAIL YOU OUT.
708
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:17,236
(clatter)
709
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:20,572
AHA! LOOK WHO'S HERE.
710
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,474
THERE'S MY HERO!
711
00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,310
NOW HURRY UP.
WE NEED TO GET CRACKING HERE.
712
00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:27,746
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
713
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,281
(chairs clatter)
714
00:32:29,315 --> 00:32:30,382
(grunts)
715
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:33,185
CARLOS.
716
00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,486
(grunts)
717
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,587
HEY, GABY.
718
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:38,324
(pants)
719
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:41,227
(whispers) CARLOS, YOU CAN'T BE
HERE LIKE THIS. YOU'VE GOTTA GO.
720
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:42,728
NO, NO, NO.
GONNA HELP, OKAY?
721
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:45,331
NO. PLEASE.
YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
722
00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,233
NO, I'M GONNA HELP, OKAY?
GONNA HELP.
723
00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,268
NO, HONEY.
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE, PLEASE.
724
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,403
HANG ON. HANG ON.
(sniffs)
725
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:53,039
WHEW!
726
00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,717
RACHEL, GET THE SOUNDBOARD
SET UP.
727
00:33:05,751 --> 00:33:09,621
MELISSA, MEGAN,
START PUTTING OUT THE FOOD.
728
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,623
MELISSA, NOW.
729
00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:17,163
IT'S OKAY, GABY.
730
00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,531
WE GOT IT.
731
00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:23,135
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
732
00:33:23,169 --> 00:33:26,305
JUST TAKE CARE
OF YOUR HUSBAND.
733
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,611
HELLO.
734
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,247
I'M PHIL,
AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
735
00:33:35,281 --> 00:33:37,383
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.
736
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,151
BUT I'LL TAKE IT.
737
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:41,620
GOD KNOWS IT TOOK ME LONG ENOUGH
TO GET READY TONIGHT.
738
00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:43,722
I EVEN HAD TO PAY THE SITTER
TO COME EARLY.
739
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:46,258
SITTER? SO YOU HAVE KIDS?
740
00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:47,393
YEAH.
741
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:49,661
FIVE. FIVE KIDS.
742
00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:52,198
WOW. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
743
00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:54,333
I ACTUALLY HAVE A HUSBAND, TOO,
BUT WE'RE SEPARATED,
744
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,103
AND WE'RE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
OR HE IS, AND I'M TRYING TO.
745
00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:59,138
NOT THAT I'M DOING IT
TO RETALIATE, IT'S JUST THAT--
746
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,307
WOW. I CAN'T SEEM
TO STOP TALKING.
747
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:04,176
MAYBE YOU COULD
SAY SOMETHING NOW.
748
00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:05,544
BYE.
749
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:09,215
BYE-BYE.
750
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,655
CROWD'S A LITTLE LIGHT TONIGHT,
DON'T YOU THINK?
751
00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,593
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK
OR ARE YOU ALREADY LIT?
752
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,664
OH, COME ON. I'LL LET YOU
PLAY WITH MY TIE.
753
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,167
HERE'S THE REMOTE.
754
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,369
(chuckles)
755
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,138
(crackling sound)
756
00:34:34,206 --> 00:34:36,575
(indistinct conversations)
757
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:39,545
DON'T I KNOW YOU
FROM SOMEWHERE?
758
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,680
OKAY.
NOT THE MOST ORIGINAL LINE,
759
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:46,152
BUT YOU'RE CUTE, SO...
(chuckles) LYNETTE.
760
00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:48,620
RIGHT. RIGHT. YOU'RE PORTER
AND PRESTON'S MOM.
761
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:50,156
OH, GOD.
762
00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:52,191
MRS. SCAVO WAS
THE COOLEST MOM.
763
00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:53,859
SHE USED TO MAKE US
GRILLED CHEESE
764
00:34:53,892 --> 00:34:57,396
IN THE SHAPE OF DINOSAURS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
765
00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,866
I HAVE NO IDEA.
766
00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:08,174
(dance music playing
in distance)
767
00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:09,341
HERE YOU GO.
768
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:11,510
IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY SET
OF KEYS WITH A PURPLE LANYARD.
769
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,845
MY KID MADE IT AT CAMP.
770
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:17,216
LOOK, I'M WEARING SOMETHING
CALLED SKINNY JEANS,
771
00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:18,617
WHICH ARE VERY PAINFUL
772
00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,819
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE SOMETHING
CALLED SKINNY LEGS,
773
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:22,921
SO I JUST WANNA GO HOME
AND PEEL THEM OFF. DO YOU MIND?
774
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:26,258
NO, NOT AT ALL. I JUST--
I DON'T--I DON'T WORK HERE.
775
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,493
OH.
776
00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:30,196
OH, GOD. I'M SORRY.
YOU'RE NOT THE VALET.
777
00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:32,831
(sighs) I KNEW THIS VEST
WAS A BAD IDEA,
778
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:35,267
BUT THE GAY GUY IN MY OFFICE
TOLD ME THEY'RE BACK.
779
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:38,270
NO, THE VEST IS GREAT.
780
00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,471
I HAVE IT IN NAVY.
781
00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:42,874
IT'S JUST--I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT
IN SO LONG,
782
00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:44,543
I FIGURED I'D TRY
TO MIX THINGS UP.
783
00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:46,545
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN OUT
IN SO LONG?
784
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,314
LAST TIME I WAS AT A BAR
LIKE THIS,
785
00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:50,216
BEEPER NUMBERS
WERE EXCHANGED.
786
00:35:50,216 --> 00:35:52,818
(laughs) I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THEY BANNED SMOKING IN BARS.
787
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,821
AND HOW DID THE GOOD, OLD,
RELIABLE MARTINI LOSE ITS JOB?
788
00:35:55,854 --> 00:35:58,857
APPLE? CHERRY? WATERMELON?
THOSE ARE SLUSHIE FLAVORS.
789
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,892
(laughs)
790
00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,394
I'M LYNETTE.
791
00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:03,862
SCOTT.
792
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,897
BY THE WAY, NOT THAT
IT'S A COMPETITION,
793
00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:08,334
BUT I HAVE TWO LANYARDS
ON MY KEYCHAIN.
794
00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:09,868
THEY'RE PINK.
795
00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,503
DAUGHTERS?
YES.
796
00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:12,571
DIVORCE?
797
00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:14,240
NO, THANKS.
I ALREADY HAD ONE.
798
00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:15,907
(chuckles)
YOU?
799
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:18,410
UH, SEPARATED.
800
00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:21,247
(vehicle approaches)
801
00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,284
HEY.
UM...
802
00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:28,920
LISTEN, THIS IS THE FIRST DECENT
CONVERSATION I'VE HAD ALL NIGHT.
803
00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:32,524
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO BACK
INSIDE AND CONTINUE IT?
804
00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:36,362
I SAY...
805
00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:38,497
POMEGRANATINIS ARE ON ME.
806
00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,266
ALL RIGHT. THAT WAS EASY.
807
00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:41,900
YOU CALLING ME EASY?
808
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,635
NOT YET.
809
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:50,276
UM, PLEASE.
810
00:36:50,276 --> 00:36:51,743
AH.
811
00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:55,281
UH, CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
812
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:57,549
I HAVE, UH, VODKA.
813
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,918
I HAVE MILK.
I HAVE CHOCOLATE MILK.
814
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,887
I HAVE JUICE BOXES.
(chuckles)
815
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,823
HAVING KIDS HAS REALLY
RUINED MY GAME, HUH?
816
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,725
VODKA AND CHOCOLATE MILK--
817
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,860
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I GIVE
MY BABY TO CALM HER DOWN.
818
00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:09,895
(chuckles)
819
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:13,532
CHEERS.
820
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:14,966
CHEERS.
(chuckles)
821
00:37:20,772 --> 00:37:23,909
(chuckles nervously)
822
00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:29,815
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
823
00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,885
I'D PUT ON SOME MUSIC,
BUT MY EX GOT ALL MY CDs.
824
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,787
MM.
825
00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:38,857
I COULD TURN ON A BLACK LIGHT,
BUT I'M NOT 16.
826
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:41,660
MAYBE I COULD LIGHT
SOME CANDLES,
827
00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:45,331
BUT THAT SEEMS LIKE KIND OF
AN OBVIOUS MOVE, RIGHT?
828
00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:48,734
NOT AS OBVIOUS AS THIS.
829
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:55,807
MAYBE OBVIOUS ISN'T SO BAD.
830
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,543
(gasps)
831
00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:00,779
OHH.
832
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,548
OH, WOW! (gasps)
833
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,883
NO?
NO. OH, NO, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S GOOD. KEEP GOING.
834
00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,618
MMM. MMM.
(moans)
835
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:10,822
I HAVE ANOTHER ROOM
THAT I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU.
836
00:38:10,856 --> 00:38:12,758
REALLY?
837
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:13,925
UH-HUH.
838
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,628
YOU'RE GETTING... BETTER
AT THIS.
839
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:17,896
MMM.
840
00:38:17,929 --> 00:38:21,833
(moans)
841
00:38:21,867 --> 00:38:23,602
(pants)
842
00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:31,410
(whispers) OW.
843
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:32,811
(grunts)
844
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,913
OH! HANG ON. HANG ON.
845
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:37,683
SHOOT!
846
00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:40,486
OH. RIGHT HERE?
847
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:41,587
OKAY.
848
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,955
NO, I... DROPPED SOMETHING.
849
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,824
OH. CAN I HELP?
850
00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:48,794
MY RING FELL OFF. YOU HAD
TO HAVE SHAG CARPETING, HUH?
851
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,630
UGH. THAT GAY GUY AT MY OFFICE
SAID SHAG WAS BACK.
852
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:55,434
REALLY NEED TO START GETTING
MY STYLE TIPS FROM SOMEONE ELSE.
853
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,035
DAMN IT. WHERE IS IT?
854
00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:58,870
THIS RUG--
IT SWALLOWS EVERYTHING.
855
00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:00,606
THERE USED TO BE AN END TABLE
HERE AND...
856
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,608
OH, MY GOD! PLEASE DON'T
BE FUNNY RIGHT NOW.
857
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,011
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.
858
00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:07,946
HERE IT IS.
859
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:10,616
(sighs) OH.
860
00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:11,917
THANK YOU.
861
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:17,989
SO, UH, WHERE WERE WE?
862
00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:28,434
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T.
863
00:39:29,901 --> 00:39:33,639
YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT GUY.
864
00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:36,808
YOU'RE NICE AND YOU'RE FUNNY
AND...
865
00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:38,810
WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING...
866
00:39:38,844 --> 00:39:41,613
(voice breaking) TO--TO MY NECK
WAS REALLY WORKING FOR ME,
867
00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:43,849
BUT THE IDEA OF WALKING 10 FEET
INTO YOUR BEDROOM
868
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:47,719
IS ABOUT THE SCARIEST THING
I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW.
869
00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:52,791
OKAY.
870
00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:55,961
I'M...
871
00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:59,598
HOPING TO WORK THINGS OUT
WITH MY HUSBAND,
872
00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:00,899
AND I GUESS I JUST--
873
00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:02,634
I GET IT.
874
00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,836
YOU'RE NOT THERE YET.
875
00:40:06,204 --> 00:40:07,806
I'M NOT.
876
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:11,710
(chuckles)
877
00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:14,980
(sniffles)
878
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:17,583
WELL, I THINK I SHOULD GO.
(chuckles)
879
00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:18,984
COME ON.
880
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,724
(sighs)
881
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:30,662
BYE.
882
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,965
I UNDERSTAND YOUR HESITATION.
883
00:40:33,999 --> 00:40:37,469
I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
WITH A MANICURED LAWN
884
00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:39,538
WHO WOULD OBJECT
885
00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:42,641
WHEN A PROPOSAL LIKE THIS
THREATENS HER COMMUNITY.
886
00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:43,775
BUT MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED,
887
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,612
AND I WILL PERSONALLY
GO DOOR-TO-DOOR
888
00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:50,749
TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE SEE
HOW ESSENTIAL THIS PROJECT IS,
889
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:55,621
SO THAT WHERE WE LIVE
CAN TRULY BE CALLED A COMMUNITY.
890
00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:58,824
(murmuring)
891
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:07,533
YOU WERE AMAZING.
892
00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,134
WELL, I MEANT EVERY WORD.
893
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:11,269
I WANT TO HELP YOU
ANY WAY I CAN.
894
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,138
GREAT. WELL, UH,
FIRST THING TOMORROW,
895
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,140
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT TO SEE
THE CONSTRUCTION SITE.
896
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:19,845
YES, WE MAY THINK
WE'RE ALL DESTINED
897
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:23,582
TO PLAY CERTAIN ROLES.
898
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:28,787
BUT SOMETIMES THOSE ROLES
CAN UNEXPECTEDLY CHANGE.
899
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:34,560
A NERVOUS STUDENT MAY DISCOVER
A HIDDEN CONFIDENCE.
900
00:41:34,593 --> 00:41:40,799
A LONGTIME WIFE MAY CONFRONT
A HARSH NEW REALITY.
901
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,868
A BUSY MOTHER
902
00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:47,172
MAY FIND HER ATTENTION
IS NEEDED ELSEWHERE.
903
00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:51,843
AND A WOMAN WHO WANTED
TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF GOOD
904
00:41:51,877 --> 00:41:55,246
MAY FIND HERSELF PLAYING
A MUCH BIGGER ROLE
905
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,316
THAN SHE INTENDED.
906
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,720
I WAS SEARCHING AND SEARCHING
FOR THE PERFECT SPOT,
907
00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:03,622
AND THEN I FOUND IT--
908
00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,657
CHAPMAN WOODS.
909
00:42:05,691 --> 00:42:07,693
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HERE
BEFORE?
910
00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:17,135
ONCE.
911
00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:20,606
WELL, THEY'RE FINALLY GONNA
BREAK GROUND ON TUESDAY,
912
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:22,608
AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU.
913
00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:25,844
(chuckles) GLAD I COULD HELP.
64587
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