All language subtitles for American Auto s02e09 Night Out.eng

- So he killed
at least five women,

but the police
only found four bodies.

- And it's ten episodes?
- Mm-hmm.

And apparently,
they get the sister to talk.

- Yep, it's gonna be
my entire weekend.

- Mm-hmm.
- Hey.

Where are you all headed?

Did you see
the stock's back up this week?

We should celebrate.
Let's go for drinks.

- Together,
or in our separate homes?

- There's that cool new
bar lounge place

that just opened up.

Sadie, you could feed
your cats, meet us there?

- Oh, I don't have cats.
- Really?

What's with
the whole vibe then?

- Um...
- Oh, hey.

Dori,
we're gonna go get drinks.

- Is this, like,
a mandatory work thing?

- No, it's just kind of a fun
team player kind of thing.

[forced laughter]
- So I'm going?

- Good God, we should have
done this earlier.

Ooh, hey, Elliot. Hi.

We're going for drinks.
You're coming.

- Oh, I'd love to,

but actually my parents
are in town tonight.

Yeah, I haven't seen them
for a while, you know,

but they're stopping over on
their way to Puerto Vallarta,

you know, so...

So I'll come for a drink.
- Great.

- Uh, what's going on?

- Oh, nothing.
- I heard someone say "drinks."

- Uh, yeah, I did.

- Sick! I'm in!

Oh, I finally get
to be your wingman.

It'll be an honor
to watch you work.

- Don't think it's gonna
be that type of night.

- Can you imagine
the runoff this guy gets?

Even his leftovers
gotta be eights or nines.

- * Bom bom
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom *

* Buh buh bom-bom-bom
buh bom-bom-bom-bom *

[chorus vocalizing]

- Wow, this place is nice.
- Ooh.

- Yeah, it's trendy, but it
doesn't feel like it's trying.

- I like that the music
isn't, you know, too loud.

- Oh, excuse me, ma'am,
the bus to the old folks' home

is waiting for you
right outside.

- Somebody give Sadie
a flashlight

so she can see the menu.
[laughter]

- Do they serve
Ensure martinis here?

- Right, right.

- Uh, you're lame as [bleep].

- Oh.
- Nice.

- I'm joking, okay?
She's like a sister to me.

Come here, you big goon.

[phone buzzing]
- Oh, my parents.

Probably wondering where I am.
Killing the buzz, as usual.

- Um, I'm gonna get us a table,
and let's do some shots.

Are shots still a thing?

- Is pouring alcohol in a cup
still a thing?

I believe
it's still being done.

- Amazing.
Order us a round of shots.

Whoo!
[forced laughter]

- Uh, is she acting weird?
- Yeah.

Her energy's off.
She's, like--

- Horny.
- Ew, but yeah, kind of.

- Okay. How long do y'all
think this is gonna go?

Because my grandmama has
a birthday party tonight.

- Uh, well,
I'm in it to win it.

Jack, you don't have a date
or anything, right?

- Nope.
- Noice!

And I assume
Sadie has no plans.

- It's Friday night.
Of course I have plans.

I am...

- You could make up
literally anything.

- Yeah,
that's what made it so hard.

- Mm.
- Yeah, so just,

you know,
let yourselves in, okay?

Have a little rest.

You must be pretty jetlagged

with all the traveling.

Uh, Mum, all right.

Well, let's not get
too dramatic, all right?

I just saw all of you
last Christmas.

Well, I think
Zoom does count, actually.

- One, two, three. Shots!

- That's how you drink shots,
by yelling "shots."

- Mmm.
- Oh, Sadie's sipping.

- You can't tattle on me
for sipping.

I'll drink it how I want to.

- No, he's right.
Sack up, Sadie.

Come on. All right.

Let's each go around the horn
and share something.

Cyrus, go.

- Okay, um...

there's some
interesting AI software

that I'm looking
into licensing.

- [imitates buzzer]
Boring. No shop talk.

Come on.
Share something about yourself.

- I really don't have anything.
- Oh, come on.

We barely know each other
outside of work.

Let's all
say something personal,

you know, something you've
never told anyone before.

Come on.
- Come on.

- [sighs]

I took a 23andMe, and it says

that I might have that gene
for colorectal cancer.

- Well, that's kind of
a downer.

It's not exactly
what I was looking for.

All right, Dori, save us.
- Uh...

never seen "Titanic."

- No way! Me either!
- What?

- So seeing a movie qualifies?

You asked
for something personal.

- Jack, go.
- Uh...[exhales sharply]

I like blue velvet cake
more than red velvet cake.

[laughter]
- That's crazy!

- But it's the same flavor.

- What did I miss?

- We're digging deep,
getting to know each other.

- Uh, Jack likes blue velvet
more than red velvet

and Cyrus is gonna die.

- All right, jump in, Elliot.
Tell us about your real self.

- Okay, well, here's a fun one.

When I was nine,
a bully shattered my clavicle

with a croquet mallet.
- Whoa.

All right, now that's the kind
of thing I'm looking for.

- Oh, my buddy had
his clavicle removed

so he could do oral on himself.

- I think that's ribs.
- No, it's--

wait, hold on.

Oh, yeah.
You're probably right.

- Yeah, it's ribs.
It's ribs.

All right,
let's get another round.

Hello...
- God, shoot me.

- Ooh, I'm a huge Sudokuer.

- Oh, truly I'm obsessed
with it.

- I'm not, like,
a nerd about it.

- No. No, of course not. No.

Yeah, not like
I'm in a league or anything.

[both laugh]

- Hey.
- Hmm?

- Dark bar.
You should cover your drink.

- Thanks.

- Yeah, I've just been noticing

how wide open
that drink's been.

- You have?
- Mm-hmm.

- How late do we need
to stay at this thing?

- I think we can leave
whenever we want to.

- I'm not gonna be the first
to get up, though.

- Mm-mm.

- Well, we'll all get up
on the count of three.

- Okay.
- One, two...

all:
Three.

- What's up?

- Cramp in my leg,
so I'm stretching it out.

Don't want to get a blood clot.

[chuckles nervously]

- Chicken.
- You are!

- Are you guys hungry?
We should get menus.

Excuse me. Hi there.

Could we get some menus,
please?

- Oh, great, food.
- Oh, my God.

- I'm so sorry, we actually
need to close you out.

We have a private event later.

- Oh, no.
- Aw, rats.

- That's too bad.
- What private event?

The Party Poopers
of America Convention?

- You know what? We should just
keep this going at my house.

Yeah.
- Yes, I'm in.

- Your house? Tonight?

- Yeah, we're just
getting started.

I mean, this is gonna be fun.

I will go settle the tab.

- Thank you.
- Pay that tab, homegirl.

- Chug 'em if you got 'em.

- My grandmama gonna be pissed
if I miss her birthday.

She ain't got that many left.

- Hey, wait.

Should we be worried?

Katherine has never once
asked us to do anything social,

and now she's, like,
desperate for us to come over?

- Is she moving?
- What?

- Y'all, if I miss
my grandmama birthday

to help her move [bleep],
I'm going to lose my mind.

- Hey, you made it!

All right!
Let's get this party started!

both: Hey.
- What, are you moving out?

- Oh, no, just Richard is.
We're getting divorced.

[sighs]

You guys just gonna
stand there all night?

.

- Sorry for the mess.
It's usually a lot nicer

in here.
Oh, yeah.

Like, you see those dents
in the carpet over there?

Just picture, uh,

three chrome nesting tables
stacked together.

They're great.
Really anchor the...space.

- Totally makes the room.
- Sounds nice.

- Hello.

What is this?
- Hi, Richard. Hi.

I just invited a bunch
of my friends over from work.

- Tonight?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Should I have run that by you?

Oh, wait.
You don't live here anymore.

- No, you just do
whatever you want.

- Yeah.
- Like you always do.

- I will.
I'll do that, yeah.

- Oh, if this is a bad time,
we can go--

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a perfectly good time.

Richard was supposed
to be done hours ago.

The fact that he's here
isn't my fault,

just like his many shortcomings
aren't my fault.

- Oh, that's funny.
Yeah, should we talk

about the things
that aren't my fault?

- [laughs]
- Yeah.

Her narcissism, for example,
is not my fault, right?

Her clinical depression,
not my fault.

- Well, this one has OCD.
- That's not my fault.

[argument continues]

- Feels weird
to be watching this.

- Yes, I believe it is
basic house guest etiquette

not to stare directly
at a couple

while they're
actively divorcing.

- Okay, while y'all figure this
out, I'm just gonna slink--

- Oh, no, Cyrus, don't.
- No, Cyrus.

- Cyrus, no, no, no, no.
- That makes it worse.

- I can't even
slice a bagel correctly!

- You don't cut it
like a normal person.

Normal people slice it...

- I don't think
this is any better.

- Did you know
they were getting a divorce?

- There's
a confidentiality agreement

between a boss
and an assistant.

I can't just reveal what's
going on in her personal life.

- You didn't know.
- No.

I would've told all of y'all.
- What are you doing?

- I'm not gonna make it through
this night without alcohol.

- You find anything good?
- Some white wine vinegar,

skin care products,
and some expired hot sauce.

- Wow, sorry about that.
I was just working

on a couple little logistics.
- Oh, no.

- What fighting?
- Totally fine.

- Hey,
let's get this party started!

Who wants music?

Uh, I don't know.
What do you guys like?

Elliot, what music do you like?

- Well, I like all music, so...
- But what's your fav?

Like, what's your jam?
- Uh...

just, you know,
just, like, everything.

Kind of equally.
Kind of, eh!

- Do you not have a soul,
or are you

just too frightened
to have an opinion?

- Both.
- Okay.

All right, we're gonna
get up in the club now.

Here we go. Let's get funky.

Oh, shoot. Shoot.

Richard's the one that usually
deals with the Wi-Fi speakers.

- Want me to go ask him?
- Oh, no.

[scoffs]
We're divorcing.

You know, kind of bad timing.

The timing, it's eh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Anyway, sorry.

- [clicking tongue]

- Oh, I know.
Why don't we go in the Jacuzzi?

- Yes, we should
totally hot tub it up.

"Hot Tub Time Machine,"
am I right?

- Right about what?
You just named a movie.

- Darn it.
I don't have no bathing suit.

- Uh, we don't need 'em.
- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do.

- You can
just borrow one of mine.

I have so many.
- Mm.

That's too bad for us guys,
though.

Sounds like it's gonna be
a ladies night kind of thing.

I'm so jealous
'cause I really wish

that I could get
in that hot tub.

But you know what?
Next time,

I'ma get boozy in the Jacuzzi
with you Katherine, okay?

Good night.
- [laughs]

Oh, you know what?
- Hmm?

- Oh, there are so many bathing
suits in the Goodwill box

that Richard was giving away.
- Yeah?

- Let me go check.
- Okay.

All right.
- How about that?

You got to stop saying
you want to stay at places

you don't really want to stay.

- Yeah, Mum, look,
I want to see you too.

It's just that I'm
at the CEO's house right now.

It's kind of a big deal.
Everyone's here.

I can't exactly leave.

What do you mean you're hungry?

What happened to the
Stouffer's I left for you?

You microwaved it.

Okay, well,
if you treat it like [bleep],

it'll taste like [bleep].

- I think I've got some suits

for you to wear in the closet.

- Great.
- Yeah.

- Whoo!
[chuckles]

How long do you think
this is gonna go for?

- I'm thinking 5 minutes
to get changed,

20 in the tub,
12 to dry off, say goodbye.

And we're out of here
in 37 minutes.

- Nice. Nice.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

- Ain't it not sanitary to wear
somebody else's bathing suit?

- I think it's fine.

- My mama always told me
to keep my underwear on

when I tried on swimsuits
at the mall.

That's why I said that.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.

- She also told me red lipstick
would make me a whore.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

- Uh-huh.

- Hey.

- Nice suit.
- Yeah.

Uh, Katherine said
it was in a donate box.

But I can--
- It's all yours.

Just enjoy.
- Thank you.

It's a great suit.
- Mm-hmm.

- It's just
the right amount of pockets.

This one even has zippers,
which I can put snacks--

- You know what?
I'm gonna take off.

[upbeat music]

* *

- [bleep] damn night from hell.

- Uh-uh, I...

I can't figure these jets out.
I don't really use the hot tub.

- I actually like
how it's perfectly still.

You can really see everything.

- So when did you and Richard
decide to get a div--

- Oh, I don't want
to talk about Richard.

- Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
- Yeah.

- Let's talk about other stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.

[chuckles]
- Yes.

- So, Cyrus, so how are things
progressing with the EV stuff?

- I thought
you said no shop talk.

- I did. I did. I did.

- But we could talk about it
if you want to.

- No, no, no, no, it's my rule.
I'm sticking to it.

No shop talk.

Tonight is about bonding
and fun.

[chuckles]
- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Anyone see that documentary
about the Uyghurs?

- Oh, no, I've been meaning to.
Is it any good?

- I haven't seen it.
- Ah.

- Uh, I-I heard
it's pretty sad.

Yeah, lots of people being
mistreated really badly there.

- Wow.
- That's pretty...sad.

[water ripples]
- Oh.

- Uh, jets are kicking in.

- So are we just gonna keep
sitting in this fart water?

- As much as I've enjoyed this
deranged social experiment,

I'm gonna go.

- Ah, hey.
all: Hey.

- I just love
that post-hot tub feeling.

- Yeah, it's great
'cause you're not

in a hot tub anymore.

- [chuckles]
So what's next?

- Next? Like, after now?

- You know what?
We should play a board game.

Do you guys like board games?

We've got Clue, Battleship...

- Hey, Katherine,
this has been--

- Oh, wait, what's this one?
- Oh, my God.

- Warhammer: Owls of Asgard,

which I think involves us
painting our own pieces.

- Oh, wow, look at the time.

I gotta get up early for...
[mumbles]

- [yawns] Yeah.
It's a bit past my bedtime.

- Oh.
- Ah, gotta feed the cats.

- Yeah, maybe we just call it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Of course.
Of course, it's late.

Of course. Go home.
I'm sorry. Yes, yes.

- We can stay
if you want us to.

- Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

No, go home.
Enjoy your weekend.

I've gotta catch up
on my binging anyway.

See you Monday.
both: Okay.

- Night-night. Thank you.
- Good night. Thank you.

Such a good time.
- Mm.

- All right.

Who is in what
tennis game tonight? [chuckles]

- Katherine,
you sure you're good?

- Oh, yes, of course. Yeah.

No, no, I just don't know
how to use remotes,

so I-I just
watch my shows on this.

Night, guys. Take care.

You guys know the way out.

- You know what?
I think I'm gonna stay.

- You know what? Me too.

- You guys, it's fine.

I know how to be alone.

- No, I'd rather hang out here.

- Yeah, and if Jack's staying,
I'm staying.

I'm not gonna go do a pub crawl
by myself.

- Wasn't gonna do that.
- Right, because we're staying.

- My parents are probably
asleep on the furniture

in my apartment, so
I don't want to wake them up.

- Oh.
- Night's shot to hell anyway.

Maybe we can Instacart
some booze or something.

all: Yes.

- You have a whole case
of Pappy Van Winkle?

This is, like,
six figures' worth of bourbon.

- You know what?
Help yourself.

There's wine. There's cigars.

There's caviar.
There's gourmet cheeses.

- It's like a doomsday bunker

for the most fun
apocalypse ever.

- Yeah,
if this was the apocalypse,

it's weird to think
that we'd have

to repopulate the Earth.

.

- Uh, this is a $10,000 bottle
of Château Lafite Rothschild.

- It was a Christmas gift
to Richard.

- Well, hell,
if that's how you treat a man,

I'll marry you.

- Well, I am available.
[laughter, chatter]

- Mm-mm.

That is way too salty.

- Yeah, dude, it's caviar.

- So basically,
this one glass of wine

is worth two brand-new iPhones?
- Mm-hmm.

- Worth it.
Fill me up, Elliot.

Thank you.
[upbeat music playing]

Hey!

- Hey.
How did you get it to work?

- I checked the modem, and
the Wi-Fi password was there,

so I searched local devices--

- Right.
Can I say never mind?

- Yeah.

all: [chanting]
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

[cheering]

- Aah!

- * Hey, hey *

[vocalizing]

* Uh, yeah, yeah *

[vocalizing]

* Yeah, yeah *

both: Oh!

- * All the crazy
I did tonight *

* Those'll be
the best memories *

- Suck it!

- * I just wanna let it go
for tonight *

* That will be
the best therapy... *

- Oh!
- Hey!

- * All the crazy things
I did tonight *

* Those'll be
the best memories *

[playing
Beethoven's "Fur Elise"]

* *

- What song is this?
- Oh, it's an original.

- Wow, you made that up?
- Yeah.

- That's great.

- * I just wanna let it go
for tonight *

* That will be
the best therapy for me *

- * You're the best man
I'll ever know *

* There's no way
I could ever go *

* Darling, there's no way *

* No, no, no, no way
I'm living without you *

- Hey, check it out.

I'm Edward Chablis-hands.

- Stop, Wesley.

I have to text my grandma
and tell her I can't make it

to her birthday party.
She gon' be pissed.

- Won't she understand
if you told her

it's, like, a work emergency?

- She knows
I'm just an assistant.

That's not an important job.

What are you doing?

- Hey, Mary,
I need someone to drop off

a 2023 executive-class Palermo
to, uh...

what's your grandma's address?

- 146 Lincoln Street.

- 146 Lincoln Street.

Do the leather seats.
All the options.

And write a note that says,
"Sorry we needed Dori tonight.

"We couldn't run this company
without her.

Happy birthday.
From Payne."

- "Dori will get married."

- "And Dori will get married."

Yeah, I need it tonight.

Thank you, Mary.

- Oh, my God.
[laughs]

Thank you, Wesley.

- [as Edward Scissorhands]
Who's Wesley?

- Thank you, Edward.

- You're welcome.
[chuckles]

- Hey, your hands
are really red.

- It's really tight, actually.
I need some scissors, I think.

- Yeah, okay, let me get some.

- Oh, God.

- Yeah, Hillary Clinton
gave me this one

for something woman-y.
I can't remember.

- Oh, is that you and the pope?
- Yes, His Holiness.

We, uh--we met
a couple years ago.

- Wow. What was he like?
- Gassy.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- That's so funny.
I'd heard that before.

- Big time.
- Somewhere else.

- Yeah.
- And what's this one?

- Oh. [chuckles]

Uh, those are the burial plots

that Richard and I
bought for ourselves.

Won't be needing those anymore.

I actually have
six burial plots,

two for each marriage,

and I'm gonna end up
being buried alone

next to a bunch of cats.

- Ooh. Like the pharaohs.

- [chuckles]

- You know, um,

being divorced doesn't have
as much stigma anymore.

I mean, I've been divorced.
- Once. Big deal.

I mean,
everyone's been divorced once.

Maybe I'm just
not marriage material.

- Oh, no. Come on.

How about this?
Here's the deal.

In 20 years' time,
if we're both single,

we'll marry each other.

[chuckles]

- [sobbing]
- Oh, Katherine.

Oh, hey. It's all right.

You don't have to marry me.

- * Tear down the mountains *

* Yell, scream, and shout *

* You can say what you want *

* I'm not walkin' out *

- Don't jump.

[both chuckle]

- Just taking in the scenery.
- Yeah.

- You want to join me?
- How's the water?

- Oh, it's nice.
- Oh.

Oh, my God, it's freezing.

That is freezing.

- Yeah, but if I told you that,
you wouldn't have joined me.

- No.

- [sighs]

- Good moon tonight.
- Mm-hmm.

- I like a crescent.

The full moon,
eh, it's a little braggy.

It's like, we get it.

- We gonna talk about last week
at some point?

- Mm, you mean
the sex in the car thing

or the fact that Dale
wore mismatched socks twice?

- [chuckles]
Both of those are crazy.

- I mean, I like you.

I just--I always swore

that I would never date someone
that I work with.

But then I always think,

well, I'm spending so much time
at work.

If I don't date
someone I work with,

am I just
swearing off dating altogether?

And I also think that...

[sighs]

I don't know what I think.

- Well, when you decide,
you know where to find me.

- * I'm stayin' *

* I'm stayin' *

* And you, and you, and you *

* You're gonna love *

* Oh, ah, ah, ah *

[inhales deeply]

* Me *

* Yeah *

* Oh, ah *

Thank you so much.
Next, we're gonna

.

- I love a fire.

- I bet our ancestors

sat around fires
just like this.

- Yeah, they were always
buying [bleep] from West Elm.

- It's the first time
I've ever used it.

And that's the irony:
you work your butt off

to afford a big house,

and then you're working
too hard to enjoy it.

[scoffs]
- Mm.

- Do you ever think about

what else you could've done
with your life?

- I used to want
to be an architect.

- Oh, really?
- At one point or another,

I think most young,
gay boys do.

- You know, it's probably
the whole Mike Brady thing.

- I sort of always wanted
to go to New York

and do the fashion thing.

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

Or, I don't know,
become a therapist.

- That seems better.

- I used to want to be a pilot.

Or an athlete.

Or a detective.

Or a policeman.

Or a fireman.

Or an astronaut.

- So anything a seven-year-old
wants to be when he grows up.

- Oh, or something
with dinosaurs.

- Oh, a paleontologist.
- No.

- Elliot, your turn.
- Let me guess.

Haberdasher.
- Cheesemonger.

- Chimneysweep.

- Yes, very droll, everybody.
Well done.

Please continue
to make hilarious jokes

about how British
and effete I am.

- Okay.
What did you want to be?

- Well, if you must know,
I wanted to be a chiropodist.

- A what?
- It's like a podiatrist.

Basically--essentially,
I mean, it's a podiatrist.

- Now why would you want to go
and do something like that?

- Uh, chiropodists
make a lot of money.

- That is the most random
[bleep] thing I've ever heard.

- Jack, what about you?
What would your life be

if you weren't an assembly line
worker that I hit with a car?

- I don't know.

- Like, what did you want to be
when you were a kid?

- You know, I never
really thought about it.

I just kind of take things
as they come.

- You don't plan anything?

How does a person
live that way?

- Well, a year ago,
I was a factory worker.

Now I'm sitting
in front of a fire pit

outside of a mansion
with a Cuban cigar in one hand

and a hundred-year-old scotch
in the other,

so things
just kind of work out.

- But for real,
was there, like,

a foot doctor in your family
or something?

Like, I'm trying
to wrap my head around it.

- It's just--it's a
recession-proof business.

It's too late to come home now.
I've called you a SuperShuttle.

Oh, it takes you
to the airport.

It just doesn't take you
to the terminal.

You know, taxi's, like, $40.

I'm not made of money.

- This is the softest blanket
I've ever touched.

It's merino wool.

- They wick moisture.

That's why they're good.

'Cause they wick.
- Okay.

- I'm gonna take mine home.

She's not gonna notice.

- I love you guys.

- Mm-mm.

- Oh, gosh.
Tonight was fun.

Did everybody have fun?
- It was fun.

- It was.
- [chuckles]

Good. I'm glad.

Good night.

- Night.

- Good night.

- You guys want
to be buried next to me?

- Excuse me?
- Like, now?

- No. No, just someday.

- Oh, okay.

- Great.

[chuckles]
It'll be great.

I'm looking forward to that.

[groans] Night.
- Good night.

- [chuckles]

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