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No, absolutely not.
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We're not gonna be showing you
a recap of last week
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because you were too busy.
Get the hell out of here.
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All right, all right,
stop your whining.
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Fine, here you go.
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If you have a vagina,
you're safe.
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- Vagina Safe Zone.
- But...
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There's no way we are still
on that rapiest bar list.
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Who the hell starts
a new school
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with three weeks left
in the school year?
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Fucking Satchel Boy.
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All right, well,
you guys just relax.
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Just die naturally.
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I know of no finer candidate
for West Point
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than Carl Gallagher.
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Damn right, you don't.
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- Oh!
- Bitch, I'm not asking.
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So you're a lesbian?
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Yeah, I am.
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- I can't do this again.
- Do what?
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Falling in love
with a straight girl.
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It's too painful.
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Just go.
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What is this?
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Kids are working up
a few ideas
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for if you do wind up
in prison.
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Gay Jesus kids don't want me
to cop a plea.
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Want me to take it to trial,
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get as much publicity
for the cause as I can.
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Yeah, and what's
your lawyer say?
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Could be looking at 10 to 15
if I don't take a deal.
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Holy shit, Mo.
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- You won.
- Mo White...
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You're a congressman again.
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My sister says
you have my kid.
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Xan.
I want her back.
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Do you want
to stay with me here?
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Yeah, that'd be good.
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Mom?
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I knew you'd come back
for me!
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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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How do you listen
to this crap?
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This is indie folk country.
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It's like if
a bad hipster band
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smacked into a truck of cows.
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Well, switch it if you want.
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Isn't your code
your birthday?
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Put it in the American way
or the right way?
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There. Irish, even.
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Little on the nose.
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What, like your accent?
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You know, U2 is the band
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most made love to
in all of Ireland.
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Oh, well,
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you're in America now, bitch.
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Need a lift to Patsy's?
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No, driving myself.
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I gotta take Ian
to a meeting with his lawyer.
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His plea hearing
is tomorrow.
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He can't make
his own way?
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To his lawyer or in life?
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Both.
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No.
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Grab you from Patsy's
at 2:45, then.
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For what?
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The Hadid exhibition.
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- The Ha-what?
- Zaha Hadid.
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First female architect
to win the Pritzker Prize.
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Blueprints haven't been
public until now?
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Oh, shit, is that today?
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You fucking with me?
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You've been talking about it
nonstop for six months.
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Yeah, I'm fucking with you.
I'll meet you there.
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Tickets are for 3:30.
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If you're late,
they won't let us in.
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And where is it?
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The Art Institute.
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That's in Canada, right?
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See you at 4:30.
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3:30.
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Fucking with you.
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What are you doing, Debs?
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Sanding a circle
around my dip canister
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so I don't look like a poser.
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You are a poser.
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Jesus, how many more dogs
are down there, Carl?
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Just Rocco
and Bernice,
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and she'll be dead
by the end of the week.
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Does anyone know
what cocktail attire is?
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It's a little early
for cocktails,
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even for a Gallagher.
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It's a West Point mixer
this afternoon.
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Says I need cocktail attire.
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Says it's a suit.
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Who goes to drink
in a suit?
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Ah, fuck,
Fiona's almost here.
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What now?
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She wants to take me
to my meeting.
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- Don't do it!
- Bad idea.
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She thinks I should take
an insanity plea.
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Insanity?
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Yeah, bipolar.
Off my meds.
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How long would you get
for that?
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Lawyer thinks two years,
plus probation.
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What are your other options?
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Well, I could plead guilty,
get a reduced sentence,
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five to ten years,
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or I could plead innocent...
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Well, what about that video
of you blowing up the van?
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...and they'll find me guilty,
so I get 10 to 20.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Oh, what smells
like dead dog?
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It's dead dog.
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I'm taking care of it.
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You ready?
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I told you,
I don't need a ride.
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Oh, I'm taking Liam to school,
so it's on my way.
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- Anybody else?
- I'm good.
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I'm headed to Patsy's,
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trying to make things work
with Alex.
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Who's Alex?
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My girlfriend.
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Your girlfriend?
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You gay now?
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- Yes.
- No.
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Okay.
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You two, let's go.
Someone should wash
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a dish around here
once in a while.
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Hey, buddy,
have a good day.
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All right, well, ease up,
you drunks. Ladies first.
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Can I have a beer, V?
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Can I take off
my coat first?
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Hands off, Tommy!
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Frank?
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Hey!
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Did you sleep here again?
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I-I drank a bit too.
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Two bucks?
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You drank two bucks'
worth of booze?
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No, that's all that's left
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from the Mo White
campaign fund.
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You Kevin Ball?
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You a health inspector?
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Uh, no.
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Jehovah's Witness?
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- No.
- IRS?
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No.
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Then yes, I'm Kevin Ball.
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Uh, Alison de Marco,
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from the Women's Equality
and Empowerment March.
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We're very impressed
with what
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you've been doing
with Vagina Safe.
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We're looking to add a few men
to our list of march speakers,
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and as head
of the Vagina Safe initiative,
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you're at the top of our list.
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That dentist who bought
your bike...
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check didn't bounce,
did it?
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No. Why?
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He totaled it already.
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Had to strip it for parts.
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Lip!
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A little help?
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What is it
with these rich assholes
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who can't ride bikes?
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Ah! Whoa!
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Jesus, Toby.
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My bad, man.
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Price of victory, dude.
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Victory in what?
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I do a little street racing.
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Slid across the finish line
on my ass, but I won.
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Think you can fix it?
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Yeah. It's gonna take
a while, though.
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No worries.
I got a few backup bikes.
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What the hell?
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That's gonna take a while.
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Guess we go home.
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Yo.
Come out to a race sometime.
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Never know where they are
until the hour before.
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I'll text you.
All right.
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Mo White.
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More like
"Mo lily-livered asshole."
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Wouldn't take me
to Washington.
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Says I'm
a political liability.
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So I-I misappropriated
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some campaign funds.
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He's a child molester,
for fuck's sake.
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Frank.
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- I'm gonna start a recall.
- Frank.
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I put him in there.
I can take him out.
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Frank!
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Your piss is brown.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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That is brown.
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For fuck's sake! Damn it.
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Frank?
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Uh, Kev?
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Fuck you,
necktie piece of shit.
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Hey. You headed
to the West Point thing?
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Uh, yeah.
What are you doing home?
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Uh, there's
a power outage at work.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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And Xan?
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Yeah.
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Is that Liam's clip-on?
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There you go.
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And...
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- bam, you look good.
- All right?
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Yo, I could stay back
and hang out if you want.
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No, no, I got a list
of things I wanted to do,
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but, uh... go get yourself
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a spot at West Point,
all right?
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Okay.
All right.
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Hey, anybody home?
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Cool.
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Um, you didn't have
to order all this food.
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I wanted to.
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I'm not ready to give up
on us just yet.
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I know I may be
a new lesbian,
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but I think I can be
pretty good at it.
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Sorry, you sound like Jasmine.
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Who's that?
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My second grade girlfriend,
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until I found out
she was playing doctor
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with Ricardo Jimenez
at naptime.
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- What a bitch.
- Mm-hmm.
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Not as bad
as Shawnte Watson, though.
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She would only
closed-mouth kiss me
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while she would tongue-kiss
boys behind my back.
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Damn.
Third grade girlfriend?
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Second grade still.
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No, third grade was, uh,
Ronnie Carson.
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She would, uh,
tell her mom
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we were getting married.
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Your body
is rejecting your liver.
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I've been taking
my medication.
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You've been on AssimiPro
since your transplant.
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After about five years,
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it can tend to lose
its efficacy.
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I'm going to switch you
to Hepatocycline.
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Top of the line,
just approved by the FDA.
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Pretty much
zero side effects.
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We'll start you on a megadose
and an IV right now,
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and then we'll send you home
with some pills.
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How much does that cost?
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With insurance,
maybe 20 bucks a month.
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No insurance.
265
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:14,979
You don't have insurance?
266
00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,315
Correct.
267
00:11:16,734 --> 00:11:19,370
Eh, then you're looking
at two grand a month.
268
00:11:19,401 --> 00:11:21,185
- What? A month?
- Jesus.
269
00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:23,166
You could do the generic,
Hepazone C...
270
00:11:23,197 --> 00:11:24,708
been around
since the '70s.
271
00:11:24,739 --> 00:11:25,917
How much is that?
272
00:11:25,948 --> 00:11:27,377
Around 30 bucks a month.
273
00:11:27,408 --> 00:11:29,794
Great, start me
with a megadose of that,
274
00:11:29,825 --> 00:11:32,421
throw in some Vicodin,
and my interracial friends
275
00:11:32,452 --> 00:11:34,190
and myself will be on our way.
276
00:11:34,221 --> 00:11:35,900
I need to go over
the side effects with you
277
00:11:35,930 --> 00:11:38,775
before you decide
that Hepazone is right for you.
278
00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:41,791
I never met a drug
I didn't like, but hit me.
279
00:11:42,246 --> 00:11:43,369
Here we go.
280
00:11:43,719 --> 00:11:45,357
- Sporadic blindness...
- Blindness?
281
00:11:45,387 --> 00:11:46,689
...paralysis of the face...
282
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:47,607
Wow.
283
00:11:47,638 --> 00:11:48,627
...skin rashes,
284
00:11:48,658 --> 00:11:50,795
joint pain,
hair loss,
285
00:11:50,826 --> 00:11:53,296
gout, insomnia,
mouth ulcers,
286
00:11:53,335 --> 00:11:55,680
halitosis,
degeneration of the gums,
287
00:11:55,711 --> 00:11:56,973
testicular soreness,
288
00:11:57,004 --> 00:11:58,765
severely heightened
emotional sensitivity...
289
00:12:00,131 --> 00:12:01,976
...and erectile dysfunction.
290
00:12:02,299 --> 00:12:03,644
His willy won't work?
291
00:12:03,674 --> 00:12:05,147
It's possible.
292
00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:06,981
Oh, no worries, Doc.
293
00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:10,108
No way my member
won't march.
294
00:12:10,399 --> 00:12:12,092
I'll take the generic.
295
00:12:22,257 --> 00:12:23,436
Right, thanks for the ride.
296
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:24,826
Sure.
297
00:12:30,103 --> 00:12:31,483
Where you going?
298
00:12:31,748 --> 00:12:33,436
I got a couple minutes
before I gotta be at work.
299
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,436
Ha, no way.
Absolutely not.
300
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:37,227
I'm not gonna
even say anything.
301
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,852
I'm just gonna listen.
302
00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:40,006
Are you kidding me?
303
00:12:40,037 --> 00:12:41,366
He is pleading insanity.
304
00:12:41,397 --> 00:12:43,707
- End of story.
- If he admits he's bipolar,
305
00:12:43,738 --> 00:12:46,184
suddenly our entire movement
is about mental illness.
306
00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:48,102
So you want him to go
to prison for ten years?
307
00:12:48,132 --> 00:12:50,018
He'll get less
if he pleads guilty.
308
00:12:50,048 --> 00:12:51,477
- Excuse me.
- And even less
309
00:12:51,507 --> 00:12:52,467
if he pleads insanity.
310
00:12:52,498 --> 00:12:53,741
Hey!
311
00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:58,515
Does anyone wanna hear
what my lawyer has to say?
312
00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:02,271
Look, I know this judge.
313
00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:04,144
- He understands...
- Excuse me.
314
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,436
If you make him
plead insanity,
315
00:13:05,466 --> 00:13:07,060
you are putting lives
at risk.
316
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,519
Kids all over the world
say Ian saved them.
317
00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:11,227
He put his time in.
Now you save 'em.
318
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,768
They don't want
Gay Mary Magdalene.
319
00:13:12,798 --> 00:13:13,852
They want gay Jesus.
320
00:13:13,882 --> 00:13:14,731
Well, they can't
have him.
321
00:13:14,762 --> 00:13:15,746
He belongs to his family.
322
00:13:15,777 --> 00:13:17,177
This is bigger
than family.
323
00:13:17,393 --> 00:13:19,610
Nothing is bigger than family,
324
00:13:19,641 --> 00:13:22,646
and if you send my brother
to prison for one second
325
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,887
longer than he needs
to be there,
326
00:13:24,918 --> 00:13:28,387
I'm gonna torch a van
with your pixie ass in it.
327
00:14:14,591 --> 00:14:15,872
Oh, fuck.
328
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,325
What can I get for you?
329
00:15:20,424 --> 00:15:21,893
Um,
330
00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:23,727
let me get a pack of Camels.
331
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,767
Um...
you know what?
332
00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:28,478
Let me get a pack
of American Spirits too.
333
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,150
Uh, some Marlboros.
334
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,354
Some, uh... some Winstons.
335
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,828
You know, throw some,
uh, Dunhills in there
336
00:15:35,859 --> 00:15:37,228
and Pall Malls.
337
00:15:38,591 --> 00:15:40,784
I'm thinking
of changing brands.
338
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,530
Thank you.
339
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:51,252
Are all lesbians
that dramatic?
340
00:15:52,424 --> 00:15:53,244
Where are you going?
341
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:55,268
- Leave me alone, Fiona.
- Ian...
342
00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:56,869
Stay out of it!
343
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,033
So I think I'm gonna
344
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,619
start my speech off
with a joke.
345
00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:08,830
Needing a man
to speak for women,
346
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:10,163
that's the joke.
347
00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,214
Giving us meds
that stop working
348
00:16:12,245 --> 00:16:14,215
and then pricing us out
of the ones that do,
349
00:16:14,246 --> 00:16:16,508
- that's the joke.
- Oh, here we go.
350
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:17,551
Did you hear
that doctor?
351
00:16:17,581 --> 00:16:18,759
She didn't even
wanna tell me
352
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,658
about the generic drug.
353
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:24,393
Well, just like the great
slaves of the South...
354
00:16:24,424 --> 00:16:25,935
- Oh, don't do that, man.
- All right, Frank,
355
00:16:25,965 --> 00:16:27,060
you need to stop right there.
That's enough.
356
00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:28,227
...decades of forced labor
357
00:16:28,257 --> 00:16:29,935
in the fields
have left us
358
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,931
- Kunta Kinte strong.
- Frank.
359
00:16:31,962 --> 00:16:34,391
Gonna take more
than a few side effects
360
00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:36,267
to break our spirits.
361
00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:38,907
Swing low, sweet chariot.
362
00:16:42,281 --> 00:16:44,584
It's time for the field hands
363
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,236
to rise.
364
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,935
- I'm about to fuck you up.
- Wait, wait, wait, stop.
365
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,561
What are you doing?
366
00:16:50,591 --> 00:16:52,935
What the fuck are you do...
Get your ass out of my face!
367
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,394
Frank!
368
00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:02,215
Nothing.
369
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,602
I got nothing.
370
00:17:14,798 --> 00:17:17,352
I mean,
we're high school juniors,
371
00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:19,644
and she's still confused
about her sexuality?
372
00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:21,310
Enjoy your lunch,
you guys.
373
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,394
I mean, how many times can
a heart get broken, you know?
374
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,310
I can't talk right now,
Fiona.
375
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,686
Are you still
at Patsy's?
376
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,768
Oh, never mind.
I see you.
377
00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:32,977
What's going on?
378
00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:34,852
Ugh. My brother's
going to prison,
379
00:17:34,882 --> 00:17:37,158
and my sister's
losing her shit.
380
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,102
Hi.
Hi.
381
00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:41,686
Alex.
She's cute.
382
00:17:41,716 --> 00:17:43,143
- Can I borrow her for a sec?
- Yeah.
383
00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:44,603
Come on.
384
00:17:46,228 --> 00:17:48,365
I think it's time
for an intervention.
385
00:17:48,396 --> 00:17:50,740
Why doesn't anyone accept
the fact that I'm gay?
386
00:17:50,771 --> 00:17:52,470
No, not you, Ian.
387
00:17:52,508 --> 00:17:53,844
That bitch Geneva
got in his head.
388
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,017
I think he's considering
not taking a plea deal.
389
00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:57,767
- How do you know?
- I was there.
390
00:17:57,798 --> 00:17:59,061
You went into
his lawyer meeting?
391
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:00,852
That-that's what
"I was there" means.
392
00:18:00,883 --> 00:18:02,313
Tell me you didn't
go all Fiona on him
393
00:18:02,343 --> 00:18:04,078
and tell him
what he's supposed to do.
394
00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:06,383
"Going Fiona" is not a thing.
395
00:18:06,414 --> 00:18:08,176
Trust me.
It's a thing.
396
00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:09,561
Where is he now?
397
00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:10,810
I don't know.
He took off.
398
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,325
He's not answering
calls or texts.
399
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,438
He's a grown man, Fiona.
400
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,689
Sounds like he doesn't want
to talk to you.
401
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,595
Might be time to let go.
402
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:51,269
Will you
be called to make sacrifices?
403
00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:53,935
Yes, but the pride
you'll earn
404
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,299
in service to this country
405
00:18:55,330 --> 00:18:57,883
will outweigh the loss
you may sustain
406
00:18:57,914 --> 00:19:00,899
at the hands
of our nation's foes.
407
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,519
Enjoy the food,
408
00:19:03,549 --> 00:19:05,269
and with any luck,
409
00:19:05,299 --> 00:19:08,561
we'll be buried side by side
at Arlington one day.
410
00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:18,269
Want a little spice
in your punch?
411
00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:19,299
What?
412
00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:21,002
Absinthe.
413
00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:22,525
Sure.
414
00:19:26,537 --> 00:19:28,257
- I'm Kelly.
- Carl.
415
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,394
Are you a candidate
for West Point?
416
00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:32,519
Am I one of these pussies?
No.
417
00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:34,727
Annapolis-bound,
much to the chagrin
418
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,080
of Old Iron Legs there.
419
00:19:36,111 --> 00:19:37,206
Major Keefe?
420
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:38,661
He's my dad.
421
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:40,433
Is that a clip-on tie?
422
00:19:40,674 --> 00:19:43,269
Uh, yeah. I don't know
how to tie a real one.
423
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:45,534
No shit.
424
00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:47,610
- Well, that's interesting.
- Kelly.
425
00:19:47,923 --> 00:19:48,634
Hi.
426
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:49,666
Hi.
427
00:19:49,874 --> 00:19:51,111
What's your name?
428
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:52,934
Jackson Ehrenreich.
429
00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:55,436
We met at the cotillion,
430
00:19:55,466 --> 00:19:57,352
fooled around a bit
in the coat check.
431
00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:02,955
My dick sort of...
bent hard to the left.
432
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,601
Yikes.
433
00:20:04,632 --> 00:20:05,759
Jacob, was it?
434
00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:06,864
Jackson.
435
00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:08,312
- Ehrenreich.
- Right.
436
00:20:08,343 --> 00:20:09,397
That's a different Kelly.
437
00:20:09,428 --> 00:20:11,231
I think I saw her
in the map room earlier.
438
00:20:11,262 --> 00:20:13,565
Straight down that way,
then a hard to the left.
439
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,392
Douchebag.
440
00:20:17,556 --> 00:20:19,458
I was barely conscious.
441
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,013
Let's go sample Daddy Dearest's
scotch collection.
442
00:20:23,044 --> 00:20:26,014
And I'm proud
to defend you women
443
00:20:26,045 --> 00:20:27,697
and all the women of Chicago
444
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,907
against the scourge
on society
445
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,991
that is the clueless man.
446
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,159
# TimesUp, my sisters.
447
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:37,534
Oh, and #MeToo.
What do you think?
448
00:20:37,565 --> 00:20:38,744
You hard, Kermit?
449
00:20:38,775 --> 00:20:40,078
Yup.
450
00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:42,079
- Tommy?
- Oh, yeah.
451
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,788
Great.
452
00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:45,831
You two assholes have stiffies,
453
00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:47,869
and little Frank is turtling.
454
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:49,122
Maybe that's 'cause
you're watching porn
455
00:20:49,152 --> 00:20:52,247
with Kermit and Tommy.
The usual, Libby?
456
00:20:52,309 --> 00:20:54,029
- It's a workday, ain't it?
- Turn that porn off.
457
00:20:54,059 --> 00:20:56,363
We're gonna have to lower
our own Vagina Safe rating.
458
00:20:56,394 --> 00:20:58,655
Are my eyelids moving?
459
00:20:58,686 --> 00:21:01,547
I think my face is paralyzed.
460
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,519
Did you just gargle
with rubbing alcohol?
461
00:21:05,549 --> 00:21:07,494
Yeah. If you had
the dick in your mouth
462
00:21:07,525 --> 00:21:09,954
that I just had in mine,
you would too.
463
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:11,978
Hey, Libby...
464
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,604
I'm off-duty.
465
00:21:14,585 --> 00:21:16,299
Pay off-duty rates.
466
00:21:19,265 --> 00:21:20,861
Let's get this over with.
467
00:21:28,081 --> 00:21:29,509
Coming.
468
00:21:29,882 --> 00:21:31,549
Hi, Mr. Milkovich.
469
00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:34,051
Mickey's in Mexico.
Fuck off, rectum boy.
470
00:21:34,082 --> 00:21:35,759
I'm not here
to see Mickey.
471
00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,018
I'm here to see you.
472
00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:38,644
What, you trying to faggify
all of us?
473
00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:41,060
You don't faggify people.
That's not how...
474
00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:43,144
how much time'd you do
in the pen?
475
00:21:43,174 --> 00:21:45,060
Eighteen years, on and off.
476
00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:46,269
How bad was it?
477
00:21:46,299 --> 00:21:48,352
Depends on your definition
of bad.
478
00:21:48,382 --> 00:21:51,227
Mouth- and ass-rapings...
which you'd probably enjoy...
479
00:21:51,257 --> 00:21:52,977
beatings by the guards,
food sucked...
480
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,394
You were mouth-
and ass-raped?
481
00:21:54,424 --> 00:21:55,893
You kidding?
I did the raping.
482
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:57,810
Milkoviches don't bottom.
483
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,644
Was Mickey adopted?
484
00:21:59,674 --> 00:22:00,893
Fuck off, Gallagher.
485
00:22:00,923 --> 00:22:02,644
Okay, rapings...
486
00:22:02,674 --> 00:22:04,394
food, guards...
I can handle that shit.
487
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,477
I just need to know if...
488
00:22:05,507 --> 00:22:07,744
Anyone can handle
that shit.
489
00:22:07,775 --> 00:22:09,595
It's the boredom
that'll kill you.
490
00:22:10,152 --> 00:22:12,122
Starts out, you're figuring out
your surroundings.
491
00:22:12,153 --> 00:22:13,998
Then the day-to-day
sets in.
492
00:22:14,029 --> 00:22:16,083
Start reading books,
lifting weights,
493
00:22:16,114 --> 00:22:18,417
fuck a few of the pussy boys
in the yard,
494
00:22:18,448 --> 00:22:21,002
but you're in the same place
with the same assholes,
495
00:22:21,033 --> 00:22:23,253
doing the same shit
every second of every hour
496
00:22:23,284 --> 00:22:26,311
of every day
of every goddamned year.
497
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:30,637
I was you,
I'd pack my shit and run.
498
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:40,237
Hi, Satchel Boy.
499
00:22:40,798 --> 00:22:42,060
What do you want, Sissy?
500
00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:43,686
Just wondering
how your day was.
501
00:22:43,716 --> 00:22:45,450
Todd?
502
00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:47,398
Todd?
503
00:22:47,429 --> 00:22:49,024
Shut up!
504
00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:51,227
I'm just-just trying
to be friendly.
505
00:22:52,632 --> 00:22:54,185
My day was fine.
506
00:22:54,215 --> 00:22:56,144
Good, good.
507
00:23:09,132 --> 00:23:10,644
Don't-don't stop.
508
00:23:10,674 --> 00:23:12,810
I'm starting to feel something.
509
00:23:13,757 --> 00:23:15,644
Ugh, fuck this.
510
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:17,430
I gotta stop.
511
00:23:17,569 --> 00:23:18,804
Why?
512
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:21,784
Because my neck
is killing me,
513
00:23:21,815 --> 00:23:24,414
my-my knees are hurting...
514
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:29,877
God.
515
00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:31,852
Just give me a few minutes.
We'll go again.
516
00:23:31,882 --> 00:23:35,960
No, it's a side effect
of my liver meds.
517
00:23:37,242 --> 00:23:38,561
Damn.
518
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,359
It's generic.
519
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:43,222
I can't afford
the brand name.
520
00:23:44,476 --> 00:23:45,848
Here.
521
00:23:45,879 --> 00:23:47,955
No, no, no. I-I...
You keep it.
522
00:23:47,986 --> 00:23:49,767
I didn't get the job done.
523
00:23:49,798 --> 00:23:51,727
No, take it.
524
00:24:14,429 --> 00:24:15,810
Wanna have sex?
525
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,164
Easy answer, yes,
526
00:24:17,195 --> 00:24:19,664
but Kev made me sign
some form that I wouldn't
527
00:24:19,695 --> 00:24:22,249
fuck anyone who's too drunk
to provide consent.
528
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,477
Who's Kev?
529
00:24:23,507 --> 00:24:25,477
He's the Vagina Safe guy.
530
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:29,977
Tell Kev I can keep
my own vagina safe.
531
00:24:41,007 --> 00:24:42,576
Kelly?
532
00:24:44,592 --> 00:24:46,411
Was that a yes?
533
00:24:47,965 --> 00:24:49,701
Ian?
534
00:24:52,674 --> 00:24:54,409
Ian!
535
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,256
Fuck me.
536
00:25:23,741 --> 00:25:25,226
Ian?
537
00:25:27,744 --> 00:25:28,630
- Hey.
- Hey.
538
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,007
I've been texting you.
539
00:25:30,038 --> 00:25:31,235
Oh, there's a power outage
at work.
540
00:25:31,265 --> 00:25:32,609
I went for a run.
What's up?
541
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:33,985
We gotta go find Ian.
542
00:25:34,016 --> 00:25:36,986
He jumped bail. I think he's
skipping out on his hearing.
543
00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:38,546
How do you figure?
544
00:25:38,577 --> 00:25:40,257
He dyed his hair
and his drawers are empty.
545
00:25:40,287 --> 00:25:43,049
Bus station or train station?
Which one you want?
546
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,304
Uh...
547
00:25:45,414 --> 00:25:46,538
neither.
548
00:25:46,569 --> 00:25:48,164
Sounds like he doesn't want
to be found.
549
00:25:48,312 --> 00:25:50,589
I don't care
if he wants to be found.
550
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,632
He's a fugitive,
and he's our brother.
551
00:25:52,663 --> 00:25:54,725
He gets caught like this,
he's gonna get sent away
552
00:25:54,756 --> 00:25:57,351
for way longer than ten years.
553
00:25:57,382 --> 00:25:58,768
You're okay
with him risking that?
554
00:25:58,798 --> 00:26:00,144
No, I'm not okay with that,
555
00:26:00,174 --> 00:26:01,757
but it's not up to me.
556
00:26:01,788 --> 00:26:03,382
He's an adult.
He made a decision.
557
00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:04,966
It's the wrong decision.
558
00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:07,394
Did you go all Fiona on him?
559
00:26:07,424 --> 00:26:08,999
That is not a thing.
560
00:26:09,030 --> 00:26:11,203
Look, if you push someone
too hard in one direction,
561
00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:12,859
they're just gonna run
three times faster
562
00:26:12,890 --> 00:26:15,654
- in the other direction.
- Or you can shove them so hard
563
00:26:15,685 --> 00:26:17,696
in the right direction
that they do what's right.
564
00:26:17,757 --> 00:26:19,749
That's why it's called
the right direction.
565
00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:22,125
So bus station
or train station?
566
00:26:22,156 --> 00:26:23,507
Neither.
567
00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:26,365
Fine.
568
00:26:34,048 --> 00:26:36,727
And I think that, like,
make sure we're stapling them
569
00:26:36,757 --> 00:26:37,852
really tight, 'cause remember
at the last rally
570
00:26:37,882 --> 00:26:39,768
when they all fell off?
Yeah.
571
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,810
No, that's how we learned
to not use glue.
572
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,018
Okay, this is all looking
really, really good.
573
00:26:44,048 --> 00:26:45,976
Make sure that
we're stapling it on...
574
00:26:46,007 --> 00:26:47,977
Oh, uh, everyone
not speaking at the march,
575
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,310
take a break.
576
00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,492
We need the room
for rehearsal.
577
00:26:52,214 --> 00:26:57,101
Women, I would like to welcome
our newest speaker, Kevin Ball,
578
00:26:57,132 --> 00:26:58,394
and his partner, Veronica.
579
00:26:58,424 --> 00:26:59,977
- Welcome, guys. Hi.
- Hello.
580
00:27:00,007 --> 00:27:01,727
Uh, Kevin,
glad to have
581
00:27:01,757 --> 00:27:04,436
a man on board who understands
the dangers we women face.
582
00:27:04,466 --> 00:27:06,867
Honored to be a part
of the sisterhood.
583
00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:08,893
Now, uh,
584
00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:10,519
audiences at these marches
585
00:27:10,549 --> 00:27:12,227
have zero attention span,
586
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:14,718
so we've gotta keep
this ship moving.
587
00:27:14,749 --> 00:27:16,969
Let's run a cue-to-cue.
588
00:27:17,206 --> 00:27:19,135
Uh, order's right there.
Stage one.
589
00:27:19,252 --> 00:27:21,263
Each of you stand,
give the first
590
00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:22,764
and last lines
of your speech
591
00:27:22,795 --> 00:27:25,973
so the next person knows
when it's her... or his...
592
00:27:26,004 --> 00:27:27,257
turn to speak.
593
00:27:27,288 --> 00:27:29,606
Charisma,
what's your first line?
594
00:27:32,703 --> 00:27:34,679
Twelve years ago,
I was gang-raped
595
00:27:34,710 --> 00:27:35,888
in a bathroom
596
00:27:35,919 --> 00:27:38,472
near the level two
east concession stand.
597
00:27:38,798 --> 00:27:40,227
And last line.
598
00:27:40,257 --> 00:27:41,935
With my family's support,
599
00:27:41,965 --> 00:27:44,906
I can finally get out of bed
during football season.
600
00:27:44,937 --> 00:27:48,328
Applause, applause, applause.
Loyola, that's your cue.
601
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,829
Uh, when I was 16, I woke up
in an alley on my birthday.
602
00:27:52,675 --> 00:27:54,686
Blah, blah, blah.
603
00:27:55,913 --> 00:27:57,424
I'm a stronger woman now,
604
00:27:57,455 --> 00:28:00,259
and I can finally defecate
pain-free.
605
00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:03,135
I got my first abortion
when I was 14.
606
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:06,094
I was sex-trafficked
at the age of six.
607
00:28:06,125 --> 00:28:08,220
I was 13
when I was circumcised.
608
00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:10,596
I just want my clitoris back.
609
00:28:10,627 --> 00:28:12,014
Fuck men.
610
00:28:12,103 --> 00:28:14,156
Fuck 'em up the ass.
611
00:28:14,187 --> 00:28:15,657
Fuck all of them.
612
00:28:17,064 --> 00:28:18,409
So, Kevin,
when you hear,
613
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,701
"Fuck men. Fuck them up
the ass. Fuck all of them,"
614
00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:22,148
that's when you go.
615
00:28:28,030 --> 00:28:30,099
Okay, 3:30 group,
you can go in now.
616
00:28:31,445 --> 00:28:33,367
Sir, I'm sorry.
617
00:28:33,398 --> 00:28:35,452
Everyone in this group
has to go in now.
618
00:28:35,483 --> 00:28:36,869
I'm just waiting
for someone.
619
00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:39,046
Is there any way
we can go in the next group?
620
00:28:39,077 --> 00:28:41,964
It's now or never.
Sorry.
621
00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:45,810
Come right this way.
622
00:28:45,841 --> 00:28:47,853
Step on, step ahead.
623
00:28:50,007 --> 00:28:51,644
♪ I think I found ♪
624
00:28:51,674 --> 00:28:53,185
♪ The answer to ♪
625
00:28:53,215 --> 00:28:54,935
♪ My shaking hands ♪
626
00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:56,768
♪ Is a steady you ♪
627
00:28:56,798 --> 00:28:58,519
♪ I think you know ♪
628
00:28:58,549 --> 00:29:00,310
♪ That what I need ♪
629
00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:01,852
♪ Is a balanced heart ♪
630
00:29:01,882 --> 00:29:04,018
♪ To steady me ♪
631
00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:12,065
♪ There's a diamond
on an island ♪
632
00:29:12,096 --> 00:29:14,524
♪ In the middle
of my soul ♪
633
00:29:16,591 --> 00:29:18,352
♪ But it's sinking
to the bottom ♪
634
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,561
♪ Of the salt water ♪
635
00:29:20,591 --> 00:29:22,768
♪ That is my self-control ♪
636
00:29:24,382 --> 00:29:26,893
♪ Line upon line ♪
637
00:29:26,923 --> 00:29:30,269
♪ I read a million words
with nothing to say ♪
638
00:29:30,299 --> 00:29:31,977
Fuck!
639
00:29:32,007 --> 00:29:33,060
♪ But I feel all right
being lost ♪
640
00:29:33,090 --> 00:29:34,602
Fuck.
641
00:29:34,632 --> 00:29:35,935
♪ I'm just looking to forget ♪
642
00:29:35,965 --> 00:29:38,018
♪ The modern age ♪
643
00:29:38,048 --> 00:29:40,269
♪ I think I found ♪
644
00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:41,893
♪ The answer to ♪
645
00:29:41,923 --> 00:29:43,394
♪ My shaking hands ♪
646
00:29:43,424 --> 00:29:45,477
♪ Is a steady you ♪
647
00:29:45,507 --> 00:29:47,394
♪ I think you know ♪
648
00:29:47,424 --> 00:29:48,768
♪ That what I need ♪
649
00:29:48,798 --> 00:29:50,436
♪ Is a balanced heart ♪
650
00:29:50,466 --> 00:29:52,144
♪ To steady me ♪
651
00:29:58,424 --> 00:30:00,400
Hey!
What are you doing?
652
00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:01,571
How long are you gonna
be in here?
653
00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:03,071
I need to wash my junk.
654
00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:04,227
What, like now?
655
00:30:04,257 --> 00:30:05,541
Like ten minutes ago.
656
00:30:05,572 --> 00:30:07,509
I think I had sex
with a trashy girl.
657
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:08,760
What do you mean you think?
658
00:30:08,791 --> 00:30:10,689
Uh, it was dark.
Couldn't tell.
659
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,314
How trashy we talking?
660
00:30:12,382 --> 00:30:14,810
Pretty trashy.
661
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,602
Should've heard
these women's stories.
662
00:30:16,632 --> 00:30:18,602
Rapes, beatings...
I had no idea.
663
00:30:18,632 --> 00:30:20,102
If you had no idea,
you've been
664
00:30:20,132 --> 00:30:21,768
walking around
with blinders on.
665
00:30:21,798 --> 00:30:23,102
Do you know
how many times a day
666
00:30:23,132 --> 00:30:25,102
a guy touches me
inappropriately?
667
00:30:25,132 --> 00:30:27,436
Hell, some asshole
on the L yesterday
668
00:30:27,466 --> 00:30:28,727
stuck his nose
in my cooch,
669
00:30:28,757 --> 00:30:30,519
- said he lost his balance.
- What?
670
00:30:30,549 --> 00:30:31,935
Yeah.
A guy pulled
671
00:30:31,965 --> 00:30:33,810
my dress off my shoulder
at a club Saturday.
672
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,872
Licked my nipple.
673
00:30:34,903 --> 00:30:36,601
Never seen him before
in my life.
674
00:30:36,632 --> 00:30:38,262
- Jesus.
- I won't get
675
00:30:38,293 --> 00:30:39,846
on an escalator
if I'm wearing a skirt.
676
00:30:39,877 --> 00:30:41,498
I wear a wedding ring
everywhere
677
00:30:41,529 --> 00:30:43,153
to keep the assholes
from bothering me.
678
00:30:43,184 --> 00:30:45,418
All right, we get it.
Christ.
679
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:47,395
I'm sorry.
680
00:30:47,426 --> 00:30:49,897
Is this stuff
making you boys uncomfortable?
681
00:30:50,301 --> 00:30:51,952
Welcome to womanhood.
682
00:30:56,882 --> 00:30:58,102
What the hell is this?
683
00:30:58,132 --> 00:30:59,686
My phone?
684
00:30:59,716 --> 00:31:01,310
Did you film yourself
fucking me
685
00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:02,686
while I was passed out?
686
00:31:02,716 --> 00:31:04,394
I filmed myself
not fucking you as proof.
687
00:31:04,424 --> 00:31:05,519
Proof of what?
688
00:31:05,549 --> 00:31:06,602
Not fucking you.
689
00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:08,310
You lying piece of shit!
690
00:31:10,798 --> 00:31:12,227
Why didn't you just
leave me here?
691
00:31:12,257 --> 00:31:13,644
I didn't want you
to choke on your own puke.
692
00:31:13,674 --> 00:31:16,102
Bullshit!
693
00:31:16,132 --> 00:31:17,394
You're just like
694
00:31:17,424 --> 00:31:19,561
those rich pricks downstairs
who think girls
695
00:31:19,591 --> 00:31:21,893
are their personal fuck toys.
696
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,114
Your clip-on tie
is gonna hurt way worse
697
00:31:24,145 --> 00:31:26,650
than a real one
when I shove it 12... ah!
698
00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,053
What's going on?
699
00:32:23,957 --> 00:32:25,650
You got a knife?
700
00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:35,822
What are you doing?
701
00:32:35,915 --> 00:32:37,719
Electroshock therapy.
702
00:32:37,851 --> 00:32:39,613
I saw it on TV.
703
00:32:39,986 --> 00:32:41,957
It works.
There are studies.
704
00:32:41,988 --> 00:32:43,806
Come here.
705
00:32:46,022 --> 00:32:48,674
Rich people pay a lot of money
for expensive paddles.
706
00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,815
We're doing it
the Gallagher way.
707
00:32:54,424 --> 00:32:55,967
When I tell you,
708
00:32:55,998 --> 00:32:57,560
you plug that in.
709
00:32:57,591 --> 00:32:58,394
Wait.
710
00:32:58,424 --> 00:33:00,200
Wait, wait.
711
00:33:06,507 --> 00:33:07,530
Here.
712
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,804
Put these on.
The rubber will protect you.
713
00:33:13,132 --> 00:33:14,875
And, uh,
714
00:33:14,906 --> 00:33:15,934
turn around.
715
00:33:15,965 --> 00:33:18,053
No boy should see
his father like this.
716
00:33:18,084 --> 00:33:20,327
Ready? Do it!
717
00:33:20,538 --> 00:33:21,374
Really?
718
00:33:21,405 --> 00:33:22,913
What, did I stutter?
I said...
719
00:33:33,671 --> 00:33:35,256
Should we start this thing?
720
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:38,351
Well, is there anyone else
coming or...
721
00:33:38,382 --> 00:33:39,686
It's the afternoon.
722
00:33:40,299 --> 00:33:42,366
Maybe everyone's
stuck at work.
723
00:33:42,549 --> 00:33:44,788
Yeah, we're a bunch
of alcoholics.
724
00:33:44,819 --> 00:33:47,706
What's the likelihood of us all
holding down jobs?
725
00:33:48,132 --> 00:33:50,014
Shorter meeting
would be better anyway.
726
00:33:50,045 --> 00:33:51,473
Need to get to a gig.
727
00:33:51,504 --> 00:33:52,974
What do you do?
728
00:33:53,038 --> 00:33:54,299
I'm a sober companion.
729
00:33:54,563 --> 00:33:55,533
A what?
730
00:33:55,564 --> 00:33:57,576
I'm a babysitter for drunks.
731
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,513
If an addict has something
coming up
732
00:33:59,514 --> 00:34:00,809
need to stay sober for,
733
00:34:00,882 --> 00:34:02,768
I keep them away
from the booze.
734
00:34:02,798 --> 00:34:03,975
They pay you?
735
00:34:04,006 --> 00:34:06,101
I'm getting 100 bucks
to keep some teacher dry
736
00:34:06,132 --> 00:34:07,977
before an annual review.
737
00:34:08,299 --> 00:34:09,686
I got five grand
738
00:34:09,717 --> 00:34:11,203
to keep
a prep school quarterback
739
00:34:11,234 --> 00:34:12,845
sober during
recruitment season.
740
00:34:16,284 --> 00:34:17,463
Anyway,
741
00:34:17,494 --> 00:34:20,374
should we review the steps
and get out of Dodge?
742
00:34:20,405 --> 00:34:22,184
Yeah, let's do it.
743
00:34:25,174 --> 00:34:28,158
I swore, I swore,
744
00:34:28,189 --> 00:34:31,034
I wouldn't take her back again,
and...
745
00:34:31,065 --> 00:34:32,939
after I took her back
the third time...
746
00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:34,148
- Debbie?
- Mm.
747
00:34:34,249 --> 00:34:35,802
Did you hear anything
I just said?
748
00:34:35,833 --> 00:34:37,303
Yeah.
749
00:34:37,589 --> 00:34:40,143
- No.
- Jesus!
750
00:34:40,174 --> 00:34:41,478
I'm sorry.
751
00:34:41,509 --> 00:34:43,521
We've just been sitting here
for eight hours.
752
00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:45,533
I don't like talking
about my feelings.
753
00:34:45,564 --> 00:34:48,924
It's called lesbianism, Debbie.
It's what we do.
754
00:34:48,965 --> 00:34:50,768
I thought sex with women
is what lesbians do.
755
00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:52,992
Yeah, and you're bad
at that too.
756
00:34:54,019 --> 00:34:56,490
So do you guys wanna hear
the dinner specials?
757
00:34:56,521 --> 00:34:58,705
No, we do not.
Thanks.
758
00:34:58,736 --> 00:34:59,790
Come on, Franny.
759
00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:01,517
Are you kidding me?
760
00:35:01,548 --> 00:35:03,642
I'm supposed to pay
for all this food
761
00:35:03,673 --> 00:35:05,025
- we ate?
- I don't know.
762
00:35:05,056 --> 00:35:06,167
Why don't you spend
the next eight hours
763
00:35:06,197 --> 00:35:06,983
talking it over with yourself
764
00:35:07,014 --> 00:35:08,666
and let me know
what you decide?
765
00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:12,762
You make me want cock again!
766
00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:18,103
Hi.
767
00:35:18,392 --> 00:35:19,775
How were the blueprints?
768
00:35:20,170 --> 00:35:21,260
I don't know.
769
00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:23,641
Couldn't see anything
through my blinding rage.
770
00:35:23,672 --> 00:35:25,684
I'm so sorry.
Ian went AWOL
771
00:35:25,715 --> 00:35:26,846
after his lawyer meeting, and...
772
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:27,666
And?
773
00:35:27,697 --> 00:35:28,991
Well, I had
to go look for him.
774
00:35:29,022 --> 00:35:30,035
Why?
775
00:35:31,007 --> 00:35:32,317
What do you mean why?
776
00:35:32,348 --> 00:35:33,768
Because he's my brother.
777
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,270
Your adult brother.
778
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:37,146
He's not your
responsibility, Fiona.
779
00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,102
The only responsibility
you had today
780
00:35:39,132 --> 00:35:40,935
was to come
to an architecture exhibit
781
00:35:40,965 --> 00:35:42,977
that I bought tickets to
six months ago.
782
00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:44,727
That was your
responsibility.
783
00:35:44,757 --> 00:35:47,519
You're gonna lecture me
about responsibility,
784
00:35:47,549 --> 00:35:49,519
Mr. Lone Wolf,
"I never loved anything
785
00:35:49,549 --> 00:35:52,269
that didn't involve
reclaimed wood"?
786
00:35:52,299 --> 00:35:54,269
You don't have brothers
or sisters.
787
00:35:54,299 --> 00:35:56,561
You left your mother
in Ireland.
788
00:35:56,591 --> 00:35:58,852
You fathered children
all over the world
789
00:35:58,882 --> 00:36:01,977
that you seemingly feel
no obligation to take care of,
790
00:36:02,007 --> 00:36:03,269
so when in your life
791
00:36:03,299 --> 00:36:04,893
have you ever felt
responsibility
792
00:36:04,923 --> 00:36:06,310
- to anyone?
- Now.
793
00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:08,409
- Yeah, to who?
- To you.
794
00:36:11,257 --> 00:36:13,060
You've got a few
first-degree burns
795
00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:14,602
in your scrotal
and penile regions
796
00:36:14,632 --> 00:36:18,477
but no permanent damage
to the twig and/or berries.
797
00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:20,227
We're gonna keep you overnight,
just to monitor
798
00:36:20,257 --> 00:36:21,561
for any irregularities
of your heartbeat,
799
00:36:21,591 --> 00:36:23,018
but you should be able
to go home tomorrow.
800
00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:24,519
Thanks, Doctor.
801
00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:25,801
Thanks for nothing.
802
00:36:26,965 --> 00:36:30,004
My dick's not only soft.
It's charred.
803
00:36:30,035 --> 00:36:33,172
Looks like a Fourth of July
barbecue down there.
804
00:36:33,203 --> 00:36:34,839
You better get
your shit together, Frank.
805
00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:36,518
Kev and I are not
gonna spend our lives
806
00:36:36,549 --> 00:36:38,018
running you back and forth
to the hospital
807
00:36:38,048 --> 00:36:39,191
every time Liam calls...
808
00:36:39,222 --> 00:36:41,723
not for your liver and
definitely not for your penis.
809
00:36:41,754 --> 00:36:44,891
Don't blame me.
Blame the aristocracy.
810
00:36:45,018 --> 00:36:48,155
Poor people have sex,
Veronica, a lot of it,
811
00:36:48,186 --> 00:36:50,364
because you know why?
It's free.
812
00:36:50,650 --> 00:36:52,591
You pay for movies.
You pay for beer...
813
00:36:52,622 --> 00:36:54,093
- You don't pay for beer.
- ...but if you're
814
00:36:54,123 --> 00:36:56,260
a halfway decent-looking
person,
815
00:36:56,345 --> 00:36:57,518
you can get laid,
816
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,060
but the aristocracy
817
00:36:59,090 --> 00:37:01,269
doesn't want poor people
getting laid
818
00:37:01,299 --> 00:37:04,060
because that means
more poor people being born,
819
00:37:04,090 --> 00:37:06,144
so they take our erections.
820
00:37:06,174 --> 00:37:08,477
They jack up the prices
of the drugs that work
821
00:37:08,507 --> 00:37:10,852
and push us into drugs
that steal our manhood.
822
00:37:10,882 --> 00:37:12,802
An erection does not
make a man.
823
00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:14,719
Making good choices
makes a man,
824
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:15,977
and right now,
you have to choose
825
00:37:16,007 --> 00:37:17,505
between your penis
and your liver,
826
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,726
and, Frank,
make the right choice.
827
00:37:21,798 --> 00:37:22,798
Come on, baby.
828
00:37:40,757 --> 00:37:42,867
Lesbianism fucking sucks.
829
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,367
Why is there a lamp
on the floor?
830
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:51,980
Women fucking suck.
831
00:37:53,294 --> 00:37:56,195
Why does it smell
like burnt human in here?
832
00:38:02,215 --> 00:38:03,780
Hi, Satchel Boy.
833
00:38:03,811 --> 00:38:05,428
Sissy?
834
00:38:05,886 --> 00:38:08,523
What are you doing here?
835
00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:10,358
Moving in.
836
00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:12,011
Um, why?
837
00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:13,359
'Cause you need to
provide for your family,
838
00:38:13,389 --> 00:38:13,957
asshole.
839
00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:16,028
Why?
840
00:38:17,493 --> 00:38:19,030
I'm pregnant.
841
00:38:27,311 --> 00:38:28,780
She doesn't even
look pregnant.
842
00:38:28,811 --> 00:38:30,268
Well, she took
a pregnancy test.
843
00:38:30,299 --> 00:38:31,522
She's definitely pregnant.
844
00:38:31,553 --> 00:38:33,398
And you guys are sure
you actually had sex?
845
00:38:34,038 --> 00:38:35,366
No.
846
00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:37,296
When did this happen?
847
00:38:37,327 --> 00:38:38,327
Today.
848
00:38:38,466 --> 00:38:39,303
Today?
849
00:38:39,334 --> 00:38:41,663
Then it can't
be yours, right?
850
00:38:41,715 --> 00:38:42,772
No.
851
00:38:42,803 --> 00:38:44,190
It's not yours, Liam.
852
00:38:44,382 --> 00:38:45,518
What should we do?
853
00:38:45,549 --> 00:38:46,561
Throw her out.
854
00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:47,770
She could be armed.
855
00:38:47,801 --> 00:38:49,521
She's definitely armed.
856
00:38:52,132 --> 00:38:54,249
I say we wait
until Lip comes back.
857
00:38:54,798 --> 00:38:56,227
- What are you doing now?
- I gotta get
858
00:38:56,257 --> 00:38:57,768
the rest of the dead dogs
out of the basement.
859
00:38:57,798 --> 00:38:59,461
Could you watch Franny for me?
I got stuff to do.
860
00:38:59,491 --> 00:39:01,544
- Lesbian stuff?
- Fuck off.
861
00:39:01,575 --> 00:39:02,710
And hey,
keep an eye on them.
862
00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:04,268
Make sure they don't bone
anymore.
863
00:39:04,299 --> 00:39:05,852
Hey, Satchel Boy,
come rub
864
00:39:05,882 --> 00:39:07,684
your baby mama's feet.
865
00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:08,717
What do I do?
866
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,077
Pfft.
Dude, I'd go rub her feet.
867
00:39:17,069 --> 00:39:18,789
Where are your
pie-eating buddies?
868
00:39:18,952 --> 00:39:21,339
I'm, uh, flying solo tonight.
869
00:39:22,704 --> 00:39:24,796
You wanna change things up?
870
00:39:24,873 --> 00:39:27,219
You know, maybe try
some Jell-O instead?
871
00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:30,261
Ah, no.
Pie-pie's good.
872
00:39:30,292 --> 00:39:31,762
Thank you.
873
00:39:48,382 --> 00:39:50,227
Oh, you guys
have a kid too.
874
00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,983
Oh, we should have
a playdate sometime.
875
00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:53,651
- Sorry?
- Who are you?
876
00:39:53,788 --> 00:39:54,944
I'm Debbie.
877
00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:57,143
Gallagher?
Fiona's sister?
878
00:39:57,174 --> 00:39:58,577
Right, hi.
879
00:39:58,608 --> 00:39:59,608
Yeah?
880
00:39:59,882 --> 00:40:01,022
So...
881
00:40:01,882 --> 00:40:04,352
Uh, how did you guys know
that you were lesbians?
882
00:40:04,383 --> 00:40:06,102
- Really?
- Wow.
883
00:40:06,132 --> 00:40:07,852
Jesus Christ.
884
00:40:07,882 --> 00:40:08,810
You're a lesbian?
885
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,460
Uh...
886
00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:11,169
What are all those keys for?
887
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,046
I don't know.
888
00:40:12,188 --> 00:40:13,991
So confusing.
889
00:40:14,154 --> 00:40:17,245
What is confusing about it?
You either like girls,
890
00:40:17,299 --> 00:40:18,139
or you don't.
891
00:40:18,170 --> 00:40:19,265
I thought I did,
892
00:40:19,296 --> 00:40:21,266
- but Alex...
- Who's Alex?
893
00:40:21,297 --> 00:40:22,600
My ex-girlfriend.
894
00:40:22,631 --> 00:40:25,102
She says I'm bad
at lesbianism.
895
00:40:25,624 --> 00:40:26,843
I don't even know
what that means.
896
00:40:26,873 --> 00:40:28,073
That's... okay...
897
00:40:28,104 --> 00:40:29,179
All right.
898
00:40:30,424 --> 00:40:32,450
- Look at me.
- Oh, here we go.
899
00:40:35,681 --> 00:40:38,235
Are you thinking
about my pussy right now?
900
00:40:38,266 --> 00:40:40,225
I wasn't, but...
901
00:40:53,022 --> 00:40:54,560
You like that?
902
00:40:57,952 --> 00:41:00,797
Then that's all the lesbian
you need to be.
903
00:41:02,204 --> 00:41:03,757
She means you like
what you like,
904
00:41:03,788 --> 00:41:06,675
and none of the rest of it
matters, okay?
905
00:41:33,798 --> 00:41:35,409
The fuck?
906
00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:43,797
- Hey.
- Jesus. Oh.
907
00:41:43,828 --> 00:41:44,923
Please don't hurt me.
908
00:41:45,381 --> 00:41:47,658
I'm not gonna hurt you.
909
00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:50,227
What are you burying?
910
00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:51,617
Dog.
911
00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:54,930
So this is where you live, huh?
912
00:41:55,364 --> 00:41:57,500
Yeah, uh,
how'd you find me?
913
00:41:57,538 --> 00:41:59,467
Looked you up
in the candidate roster.
914
00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:02,129
- Cute house.
- Not really.
915
00:42:02,215 --> 00:42:04,469
I watched the video
on your phone.
916
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,054
How'd you find the password?
917
00:42:06,473 --> 00:42:08,359
Maybe don't use
your house number.
918
00:42:08,390 --> 00:42:11,651
Well, how else am I supposed
to remember where I live?
919
00:42:11,836 --> 00:42:14,806
You definitely had sex
with some girl and filmed it,
920
00:42:14,852 --> 00:42:16,198
but it wasn't me.
921
00:42:16,229 --> 00:42:18,240
That was my ex, Kassidi.
922
00:42:18,271 --> 00:42:19,741
So you're single?
923
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,305
Yeah?
924
00:42:28,655 --> 00:42:31,209
You're an officer
and a gentleman,
925
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,876
Carl Gallagher.
926
00:42:41,436 --> 00:42:43,268
Oh-ho-ho, shit.
927
00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:44,644
Look who showed up!
928
00:42:44,674 --> 00:42:45,810
- What's going on, man?
- What up?
929
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:46,813
- How you doing?
- Hey, Billy,
930
00:42:46,844 --> 00:42:48,508
let me get that jacket.
931
00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:51,495
I know you didn't come here
to watch, did you?
932
00:42:52,025 --> 00:42:53,287
Wait right over there,
933
00:42:53,364 --> 00:42:54,938
by that bike.
934
00:43:01,798 --> 00:43:03,144
Ready?
935
00:43:03,174 --> 00:43:04,352
Ready?
936
00:43:15,923 --> 00:43:17,813
♪ Stay away ♪
937
00:43:17,844 --> 00:43:20,024
♪ From all men ♪
938
00:43:20,108 --> 00:43:23,036
♪ 'Cause we're
terrible people ♪
939
00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:24,548
What are you doing?
940
00:43:25,137 --> 00:43:27,023
The girls couldn't sleep.
941
00:43:27,374 --> 00:43:29,553
Don't you have
to finish your speech?
942
00:43:29,716 --> 00:43:32,407
Yeah, I'm gonna tell them
I'm not gonna do it.
943
00:43:32,923 --> 00:43:34,561
Nothing I can say
is gonna mean as much
944
00:43:34,591 --> 00:43:36,382
as what they have to say.
945
00:43:36,413 --> 00:43:38,055
You think?
946
00:43:38,493 --> 00:43:40,563
I wanna hug all women...
947
00:43:44,335 --> 00:43:46,235
...all of them,
948
00:43:47,507 --> 00:43:48,977
everywhere I see them,
949
00:43:49,007 --> 00:43:50,774
to apologize.
950
00:43:51,555 --> 00:43:53,813
A random hug
from a giant white stranger
951
00:43:53,844 --> 00:43:55,730
ain't gonna make us feel
any more comfortable
952
00:43:55,761 --> 00:43:57,383
about men.
953
00:43:59,433 --> 00:44:01,653
You gotta go balls to the wall
to that red building,
954
00:44:01,824 --> 00:44:03,462
but then you gotta
roll off the throttle quick.
955
00:44:03,492 --> 00:44:05,171
Otherwise,
you'll throw yourself
956
00:44:05,202 --> 00:44:07,297
into the live intersection.
Got it?
957
00:44:07,328 --> 00:44:08,173
Got it.
958
00:44:08,204 --> 00:44:10,355
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
959
00:44:12,591 --> 00:44:15,501
Ready?
Ready?
960
00:44:42,007 --> 00:44:43,269
Hey.
961
00:44:43,299 --> 00:44:46,310
More indie folk country?
962
00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:47,977
Can switch it if you want.
963
00:44:48,374 --> 00:44:49,994
It's fine.
964
00:44:50,466 --> 00:44:52,049
Where you been?
965
00:44:53,155 --> 00:44:55,000
Looking for Ian.
966
00:44:55,132 --> 00:44:56,617
Did you find him?
967
00:44:57,174 --> 00:44:58,330
No.
968
00:45:00,757 --> 00:45:02,727
- I'm gonna...
- Yeah.
969
00:45:20,442 --> 00:45:21,935
I shouldn't have
asked you to choose
970
00:45:21,965 --> 00:45:25,227
between an art exhibit
and your brother.
971
00:45:27,257 --> 00:45:30,018
Turns out, he didn't want me
choosing him.
972
00:45:31,632 --> 00:45:33,269
You're right.
973
00:45:33,299 --> 00:45:35,185
He's not a kid anymore.
974
00:45:35,215 --> 00:45:37,155
He doesn't need me.
975
00:45:37,186 --> 00:45:38,989
I don't know
if any of them do.
976
00:45:40,873 --> 00:45:42,551
Would it help
if I needed you?
977
00:45:42,999 --> 00:45:44,533
You don't need me.
978
00:45:44,564 --> 00:45:45,999
I do.
979
00:45:46,674 --> 00:45:48,060
I need you to save me
980
00:45:48,090 --> 00:45:50,644
from my horrible
musical proclivities.
981
00:45:52,061 --> 00:45:53,452
Well...
982
00:45:54,062 --> 00:45:56,514
you can start
by skipping this shit.
983
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:57,556
Done.
984
00:46:12,048 --> 00:46:14,185
♪ Tell me everywhere
you want to go ♪
985
00:46:14,215 --> 00:46:16,310
♪ When you can't ♪
986
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:19,269
♪ Find the magic ♪
987
00:46:19,299 --> 00:46:22,018
♪ Tell me anywhere
you want to go ♪
988
00:46:22,048 --> 00:46:23,352
♪ When you can't ♪
989
00:46:23,382 --> 00:46:25,852
♪ Find the magic ♪
990
00:46:25,882 --> 00:46:27,644
♪ When you can't ♪
991
00:46:27,674 --> 00:46:29,561
♪ Find the magic ♪
992
00:46:29,591 --> 00:46:31,727
♪ I was being young ♪
993
00:46:31,757 --> 00:46:33,561
♪ I was being dumb ♪
994
00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:37,352
♪ When you can't
find the magic ♪
995
00:46:37,382 --> 00:46:39,477
♪ Anymore ♪
996
00:46:39,507 --> 00:46:41,269
You're awful.
997
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:45,352
♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪
998
00:46:45,382 --> 00:46:47,144
♪ Whoo-hoo-ooh ♪
999
00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:52,102
♪ Yee-hee-hee ♪
1000
00:46:52,132 --> 00:46:53,561
It's a good look
for you.
1001
00:46:53,591 --> 00:46:55,867
Mm.
1002
00:47:05,382 --> 00:47:06,905
So you didn't run.
1003
00:47:06,936 --> 00:47:10,338
Oh, no, I ran.
I just ran back.
1004
00:47:10,904 --> 00:47:12,707
The hell happened to you?
1005
00:47:13,033 --> 00:47:15,878
Oh, I slid through
the finish line on my ass.
1006
00:47:15,931 --> 00:47:16,811
Huh?
1007
00:47:16,842 --> 00:47:18,493
Don't worry about it.
1008
00:47:24,382 --> 00:47:26,233
You know, you really
freaked out Fiona today.
1009
00:47:26,264 --> 00:47:27,650
Yeah.
1010
00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:28,999
She deserved it, though.
1011
00:47:30,716 --> 00:47:31,935
Should I tell her you're back?
1012
00:47:31,965 --> 00:47:33,784
No, let her sweat it out.
1013
00:47:34,507 --> 00:47:35,950
Okay.
1014
00:47:39,340 --> 00:47:41,117
Xan gone for good?
1015
00:47:42,716 --> 00:47:44,409
Probably.
1016
00:47:45,798 --> 00:47:48,310
You know, I never even got
to see you in action
1017
00:47:48,340 --> 00:47:49,784
as a dad.
1018
00:47:51,530 --> 00:47:52,882
Imagine how much
you're gonna miss
1019
00:47:52,913 --> 00:47:54,522
if you're gone
for the next ten years.
1020
00:47:54,553 --> 00:47:58,107
Yeah. Debbie may or not
be married to a woman.
1021
00:47:58,138 --> 00:47:59,483
Carl'll be a war criminal.
1022
00:47:59,514 --> 00:48:01,817
Liam will be the father
of a ten-year-old.
1023
00:48:02,215 --> 00:48:03,108
Huh?
1024
00:48:03,139 --> 00:48:04,419
He thinks he got
a girl pregnant.
1025
00:48:04,788 --> 00:48:05,874
Well, fuck me.
Did he?
1026
00:48:05,905 --> 00:48:08,138
- No. It'd be great, though.
- Jesus.
1027
00:48:08,169 --> 00:48:09,307
Fiona'd have
a new kid to control.
1028
00:48:09,337 --> 00:48:10,781
Maybe she'd let up
on us.
1029
00:48:11,306 --> 00:48:12,775
Doubtful.
1030
00:48:12,806 --> 00:48:13,902
Frank?
1031
00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:15,028
Dead.
1032
00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,059
You?
1033
00:48:16,554 --> 00:48:18,232
Still in AA,
1034
00:48:18,618 --> 00:48:20,770
if I haven't drunk myself
to death.
1035
00:48:23,757 --> 00:48:25,269
Hey, do me a favor.
1036
00:48:25,299 --> 00:48:26,409
- Hmm?
- Don't.
1037
00:48:32,132 --> 00:48:34,768
Need anything else
before we kick you out of here?
1038
00:48:34,798 --> 00:48:37,322
I'm in considerable pain,
actually.
1039
00:48:37,757 --> 00:48:40,227
Uh, do you have something
that might help?
1040
00:48:40,257 --> 00:48:42,064
Vicodin, maybe?
1041
00:48:42,798 --> 00:48:44,477
Says here
not to give you drugs.
1042
00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:46,606
Where's it say that?
1043
00:48:55,798 --> 00:48:57,602
Fucker!
Get me a bear!
1044
00:48:57,632 --> 00:48:59,852
Fifty-two-year-old
female, Ingrid Jones,
1045
00:48:59,882 --> 00:49:01,269
psychotic break
of undetermined origin.
1046
00:49:01,299 --> 00:49:02,977
Get me
50 milligrams more
1047
00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,185
of Thorazine
and some benzodiazepine
1048
00:49:05,215 --> 00:49:06,992
to room 267.
1049
00:49:17,048 --> 00:49:19,393
- Are you the next of kin?
- Sure.
1050
00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:22,143
The Thorazine's kicking in,
so she's calm for now.
1051
00:49:22,174 --> 00:49:24,041
If anything happens,
just hit the red button
1052
00:49:24,072 --> 00:49:25,042
by the bed, yes?
1053
00:49:25,073 --> 00:49:26,283
Yes.
1054
00:49:26,314 --> 00:49:28,076
You might send up
some Vicodin.
1055
00:49:28,107 --> 00:49:29,451
She responds well to that.
1056
00:49:29,482 --> 00:49:31,467
Okay, thank you.
1057
00:49:33,483 --> 00:49:37,135
Hey.
Looking for Vicodin?
1058
00:49:43,215 --> 00:49:44,877
Always.
1059
00:49:45,345 --> 00:49:46,940
Got some in my pocket.
1060
00:49:47,728 --> 00:49:49,477
We could do
the "one for you,
1061
00:49:49,507 --> 00:49:50,853
two for me" thing.
1062
00:49:51,549 --> 00:49:53,463
Come on, reach on in there.
1063
00:49:53,712 --> 00:49:56,446
Well, I, um...
1064
00:49:58,382 --> 00:50:00,111
Sure.
1065
00:50:00,629 --> 00:50:01,877
Which pocket?
1066
00:50:01,908 --> 00:50:03,611
It's the front right.
1067
00:50:06,929 --> 00:50:08,774
Um, I'm not feeling...
1068
00:50:08,805 --> 00:50:10,463
Yeah, go deeper.
1069
00:50:13,382 --> 00:50:15,060
You smell nice.
1070
00:50:15,090 --> 00:50:15,869
Mm.
1071
00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:17,037
Thanks.
1072
00:50:17,068 --> 00:50:19,205
Uh, I c... I can't find it.
1073
00:50:19,236 --> 00:50:20,789
Um, hey,
why don't you
1074
00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:23,810
just, um, undo this belt
and I'll-I'll get it?
1075
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,810
No, I don't think
I should do that.
1076
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,060
Oh, come on.
1077
00:50:28,090 --> 00:50:30,060
You think I could actually
get out of here
1078
00:50:30,090 --> 00:50:32,018
if you just undo one?
1079
00:50:34,549 --> 00:50:35,893
Okay.
1080
00:50:40,174 --> 00:50:42,185
Oh, God.
1081
00:50:47,340 --> 00:50:48,634
Oh!
1082
00:50:48,665 --> 00:50:51,392
Say you're sorry, Timmy!
Say you're sorry!
1083
00:50:54,882 --> 00:50:57,150
Mwah!
1084
00:50:57,181 --> 00:50:59,901
That's for Sara Beth,
you fucker!
1085
00:51:07,392 --> 00:51:09,446
We got a runner! Hey!
1086
00:51:12,649 --> 00:51:15,002
Well, hello, old friend.
1087
00:51:27,507 --> 00:51:29,564
Hey there, Shim.
1088
00:51:32,007 --> 00:51:34,144
Haven't heard from you
in a while. Just...
1089
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,144
figured I'd try you
one last time
1090
00:51:36,174 --> 00:51:38,617
before heading
into the slammer.
1091
00:51:39,130 --> 00:51:41,114
Sort of why
I'm reaching out here.
1092
00:51:43,036 --> 00:51:45,006
If you could just...
1093
00:51:45,037 --> 00:51:46,381
talk to me
1094
00:51:46,573 --> 00:51:48,377
one last time,
1095
00:51:48,463 --> 00:51:50,058
let me know
what you think I should do,
1096
00:51:50,089 --> 00:51:52,924
I would
really appreciate that.
1097
00:51:53,549 --> 00:51:54,549
Hey.
1098
00:51:54,689 --> 00:51:56,306
You ready?
1099
00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,427
All right.
1100
00:52:18,466 --> 00:52:19,810
I hate your hair.
1101
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,352
So do I.
1102
00:52:21,382 --> 00:52:22,768
It's not that bad.
1103
00:52:22,798 --> 00:52:23,935
It looks the exact same.
1104
00:52:23,965 --> 00:52:25,519
Ride with me?
1105
00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:28,659
Hey.
1106
00:52:31,466 --> 00:52:34,088
Whatever you wanna do
in that courtroom,
1107
00:52:34,676 --> 00:52:36,104
I'm with you.
1108
00:52:39,632 --> 00:52:40,632
Thanks.
1109
00:52:46,782 --> 00:52:48,244
You coming?
1110
00:52:49,062 --> 00:52:50,615
Want me to?
1111
00:52:50,646 --> 00:52:52,184
You gonna say anything?
1112
00:52:52,277 --> 00:52:53,540
No.
1113
00:53:04,174 --> 00:53:06,450
- Excuse me.
- Uh-huh.
1114
00:53:08,257 --> 00:53:10,409
All rise.
1115
00:53:15,142 --> 00:53:17,336
Please be seated.
1116
00:53:21,143 --> 00:53:24,405
So you're this Gay Jesus
I've heard so much about.
1117
00:53:24,436 --> 00:53:26,791
Uh,
1118
00:53:26,878 --> 00:53:28,390
no, no, Your Honor.
1119
00:53:28,421 --> 00:53:30,752
Uh, I mean yes, but...
1120
00:53:31,324 --> 00:53:33,544
my name is Ian Gallagher.
1121
00:53:33,792 --> 00:53:35,929
All right, Mr. Gallagher.
In the case
1122
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,430
of the state of Illinois
versus Ian Gallagher
1123
00:53:38,461 --> 00:53:39,472
for the felony crime
1124
00:53:39,503 --> 00:53:41,682
of arson,
how do you plead?
1125
00:53:42,007 --> 00:53:43,727
Your Honor,
a young man
1126
00:53:43,757 --> 00:53:45,144
was being forced
into a van
1127
00:53:45,174 --> 00:53:46,142
against his will
1128
00:53:46,173 --> 00:53:48,643
to be taken
to a conversion camp.
1129
00:53:48,674 --> 00:53:51,415
His would-be captors
wanted to deny him
1130
00:53:51,446 --> 00:53:54,040
of his true nature, and I
stopped that from happening,
1131
00:53:54,090 --> 00:53:56,269
so I will not apologize
for that,
1132
00:53:56,299 --> 00:53:58,477
and the people
who were trying to change him
1133
00:53:58,507 --> 00:54:00,394
were his family,
people who were supposed
1134
00:54:00,424 --> 00:54:01,893
to love him
for who he was
1135
00:54:01,923 --> 00:54:04,686
unconditionally,
like my family...
1136
00:54:04,716 --> 00:54:07,284
has loved me.
1137
00:54:09,826 --> 00:54:11,813
And to not love...
1138
00:54:12,544 --> 00:54:14,055
that is the true crime.
1139
00:54:14,673 --> 00:54:16,877
And at the end of the day,
everything I did,
1140
00:54:16,908 --> 00:54:18,003
I did in the hopes
1141
00:54:18,307 --> 00:54:19,853
that we would learn
to love each other
1142
00:54:19,884 --> 00:54:22,970
the way that Jesus taught
and God intended,
1143
00:54:23,384 --> 00:54:25,869
and, more importantly,
the-the way that we all need.
1144
00:54:26,422 --> 00:54:28,541
But I understand
there are laws,
1145
00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:30,977
and I broke one.
1146
00:54:31,008 --> 00:54:33,394
I set fire to a van,
and in doing so,
1147
00:54:33,424 --> 00:54:36,322
I turned what I intended
to be a movement of love
1148
00:54:36,444 --> 00:54:38,388
into a movement of anger.
1149
00:54:41,002 --> 00:54:42,430
Went too far, Geneva.
1150
00:54:42,461 --> 00:54:44,904
I was crazy to let it go
as far as I did.
1151
00:54:46,434 --> 00:54:48,653
Truth is, I am bipolar,
1152
00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:50,394
I was off my medication,
1153
00:54:50,424 --> 00:54:52,519
and I was in a manic state
in which I was not
1154
00:54:52,549 --> 00:54:54,759
in control
of my faculties, so...
1155
00:54:54,790 --> 00:54:57,343
I plead not guilty
by reason of insanity.
1156
00:54:59,209 --> 00:55:01,554
Order! Order!
1157
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:05,310
Any more of that, and I will
clear out this courtroom.
1158
00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:07,686
♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with loving my baby ♪
1159
00:55:07,716 --> 00:55:10,768
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with
loving my baby ♪
1160
00:55:10,798 --> 00:55:13,018
Are you sure
I'm not the father?
1161
00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:14,102
No, you're not, Liam.
1162
00:55:14,132 --> 00:55:15,686
God, how much
did you give her?
1163
00:55:15,716 --> 00:55:17,269
Just enough
to keep her out for a while.
1164
00:55:17,299 --> 00:55:18,419
I think we gave her
too much.
1165
00:55:18,489 --> 00:55:20,108
She looks dead.
1166
00:55:21,150 --> 00:55:22,661
Sissy?
1167
00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:24,647
See, she's fine.
1168
00:55:24,965 --> 00:55:28,227
♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with loving my baby ♪
1169
00:55:28,257 --> 00:55:30,227
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with
loving my baby ♪
1170
00:55:30,257 --> 00:55:32,102
All right, go, go, go, go, go.
1171
00:55:32,132 --> 00:55:35,018
♪ Ain't nothing wrong
with loving my baby ♪
1172
00:55:35,048 --> 00:55:37,893
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with
loving my baby ♪
1173
00:55:37,923 --> 00:55:40,352
♪ She looks good ♪
1174
00:55:40,382 --> 00:55:41,867
♪ She makes me feel
all right ♪
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