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"Last Man Standing" is recorded
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Hey. Oh, hey, kids.
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Hi, mama. Is Boyd ready?
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Uh, no, no, no.
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They're not back yet from the ice show.
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So, big, bad Mike Baxter
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likes to watch himself some ice dancing.
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Not exactly.
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See, Aladdin lost a thumb one year,
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so Mike keeps hoping for a repeat.
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I just hope Boyd's able
to sit still for him.
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He keeps getting into trouble at school.
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Last Friday, Miss Snyder sent
him to the school counselor.
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Oh, honey, I wouldn't worry.
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Boyd's a pretty high-spirited kid.
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The counselor wants us
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to take him to a child psychiatrist.
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Well, see that?
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If they were really worried,
they'd want him to see an adult.
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Mom, this is no joke, okay?
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The other day, Boyd threw a stick.
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Of dynamite?
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It might as well have been,
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the way his teacher overreacted.
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Yeah. Miss Snyder is
sending us e-mails every day.
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- All caps, bold, exclamation points.
- Oh.
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I swear, if she had this
much passion in the classroom,
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she could hold Boyd's attention.
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The hockey game was awesome!
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Wh... hockey? What? Daddy, I th...
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Honey, I thought you were
taking him to the ice show.
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NHL... greatest show on ice.
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It had a little bit of everything, too...
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a fight in the first period,
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a goalie fight in the second period,
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and an all-out brawl
in the row ahead of us.
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I picked up a tooth.
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You what?
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I made him give it back to the lady.
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Mike, we have talked
about this so many times.
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We don't like exposing
Boyd to that much violence.
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It was a sporting event.
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I didn't expect a bloodbath.
That was just like a bonus.
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- Checked you!
- Ohh! Ow!
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Boyd, cut it out.
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Make me. You want to go?
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Oh, I'll go.
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Go, go, go! Get him! Get him!
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All right, all right, all right,
that's it... five for fighting.
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Hey, hey, where are you in there?
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You know what the penalty
is at grandma's house?
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A cookie!
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Yay!
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Uh, I was fighting, too. Where's my cookie?
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Where's your grandma?
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Thanks for your help, dad.
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We are actually trying
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to tamp down Boyd's aggressiveness.
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Yeah, the counselor at school
wants him to see a psychiatrist.
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Really?
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Well, we don't think it hurts for him
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to talk his feelings out with somebody.
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He's 6.
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After he explains why he
doesn't like lima beans,
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what are they gonna fill up
the rest of the hour with?
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His bad first marriage?
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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
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Okay. Describe the
internecine social forces
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which led to the rise of the Nazi party.
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Ooh. The party... right.
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I have to text Rachel back and tell her
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I can't make it to her party.
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She's gonna be, like, Nazi mad.
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- Mandy.
- Yeah?
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Put your phone down.
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We've been studying for more than an hour,
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and you haven't answered
one of these questions.
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That's not true.
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I answered Julie's very
challenging question
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about what shoes to wear.
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You're texting right now, aren't you?
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What?
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I can see you spelling
things out with your lips.
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All right.
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You're right.
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If I want to make it
into the fashion program,
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I got to do really well on my finals,
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so... take my phone.
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- Your phone?
- Yep.
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- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
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Wow! It's like you're giving me your baby.
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A baby you've dropped on the ground a lot.
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And no matter what I say,
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don't give it back to me
until after my finals are done.
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- [Cellphone chimes]
- Give it back to me.
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Whatever it is, I'll
take care of it for you.
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- But what if it's important?
- [Chuckles]
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It's just a picture of a kitty in a basket.
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Wait, no. Whose kitty? Which basket?!
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I need to know!
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- And powered down.
- No.
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[Whimpers] Ooh.
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[Laughing]
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This is okay. This is great.
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This is good. It's really, really good.
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Because, like, now I can just...
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[Breathes deeply]
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I can pay attention, you know?
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[Breathes deeply]
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When did you grow that beard?
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All right, good. Mike's home.
At least he'll agree with me.
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I disagree.
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Kristin wants her grandson to be on drugs.
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What? Whoa. Not drugs, okay?
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Medicine, prescribed by a doctor.
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They took Boyd to see that psychiatrist,
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and he diagnosed him with ADHD.
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Of course he did.
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They don't get rich by going,
"your kid's fine. Take him home."
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Listen, Boyd's been getting
harder and harder to deal with,
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and the doctor thinks
that these could help.
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But, Kris, this is a
serious narcotic, okay?
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I... it's speed!
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I know truck drivers who use this
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so they can drive across the country
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without ever having to blink.
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Yeah, but for ADHD kids,
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this medicine actually
calms them down, okay?
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Dr. Frye just wants Boyd
to try it for a few days
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and see if there's any improvement.
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Well, what exactly needs
to be improved about Boyd?
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He doesn't listen, he talks
out of turn, he's rebellious,
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- he runs around like crazy at recess.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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She's right. I've heard about this.
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What is it? What's it called?
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Oh. Oh, yeah. Being a boy.
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It affects almost half the population,
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and if... if... if you leave it untreated,
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they grow into, what... men?
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And they create civilizations!
I've heard of this!
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And blow them up.
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And then rebuild them.
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We need projects.
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This is just lazy teachers
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- just trying to drug the boy out of our boy.
- Exactly.
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And, then, meanwhile,
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qualities that are more inherently female
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get rewarded and praised in the classroom.
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You mean like listening and cooperating?
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Yeah, crap like that.
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Okay, I, for one, wouldn't mind a world
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where female qualities prevailed.
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- Oh, here we go.
- Yeah, no, hear, hear!
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- Here we go. Here...
- For one thing, there would be no war.
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- T... there'd be nothing worth fighting over!
- Oh, stop it.
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You guys would've never invented anything
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- except spanx and a telephone.
- What?
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And sit around "hey, you should
see my ass in these. Uh-huh."
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I just think there have to be alternatives
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to pumping Boyd's young
brain full of chemicals.
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I... I mean, honestly, I'd
be glad to do some research.
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Or we could just do what the
doctor recommended that we do.
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Honey, now, technically, I'm a doctor, too.
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- You have a PhD in geology, mom, okay?
- Yeah.
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- I'll call you when my rock gets the flu.
- Oh, come on.
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Ladies, ladies, ladies.
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What happened to listening and cooperation?
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Honey, what your mom is
saying isn't unreasonable.
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Let's just put these aside
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and explore some other alternatives.
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All right, fine. All right.
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But I'm giving miss
Snyder your e-mail address.
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Maybe your mom can find something
to calm down Boyd a little bit.
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- I want to try.
- Or do what my grandma used to do to calm us down.
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"Just give the boy some rye toast
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and just pray for a good B.M."
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Morning. Morning, honey.
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Grandma's letting me have coffee.
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Does that mean I get a beer?
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- Okay, grandpa.
- No, no, no. Come here, honey.
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No, no, no. No. No, Boyd,
grandpa's not having beer.
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No. You be a good boy...
finish your coffee.
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Otherwise you won't get your cigarette.
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Listen, I did some research,
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and caffeine has been proven
to calm down hyperactive kids.
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Where'd you read that? On a Starbucks cup?
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I'm also getting rid of all
this junk food we buy for Boyd...
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anything with sugar, artificial
color, preservatives...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Those are my pop tarts.
Why am I being punished?
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I'm not the Spaz.
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Grandpa, can you top me off?
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No, no, no. That's enough.
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What, no free refills? What's this, Europe?
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Come on, let's go do yoga! Yay!
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No more coffee?
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Well, anyway, I don't even need it.
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Ever since Kyle took my phone away,
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I have, like, this laser focus.
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They say that people only
use a fifth of their brains,
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but suddenly, I feel like I'm
using a lot more than that,
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like... like a sixth, like a seventh,
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like... like, an entire eighth.
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Honey, when you get to the part
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that understands math, you let me know.
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[Laughs] Hey!
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I got that.
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So, this is warrior 1.
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Where's warrior 2? I'm ready to fight him!
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- Hyah!
- No. Okay, no, no. Oh, no. No, no, no.
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No fighting, no fighting, honey.
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This is fun. Then you take
some deep breaths, okay?
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And stand perfectly still.
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Just... [Breathes deeply]
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And get your butt kicked by warrior 2.
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No. Come on.
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Oh, hey, hang on, Megan.
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Mr. B., I'm in a bind.
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Mandy's so busy studying right now
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that I'm handling all of her calls,
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but I think that this
one might be important.
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It's not.
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- But you haven't even heard it yet.
- It's not.
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Yeah, but Megan says that Zach and Brittany
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weren't supposed to hook up at the party,
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but after one drink, it was
all, "brown chicken, brown cow!"
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You take that to my daughter
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and you are so fired... ♪ right now. ♪
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Got it.
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- Hey.
- Good morning.
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- Morning.
- When you were a kid, did you ever drink coffee?
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We were too poor. Couldn't
afford a coffee maker.
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We just chewed the beans
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and poured the hot water in our mouths.
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Same way we made pasta.
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Vanessa's giving my grandson
a little bit of coffee.
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She thinks it's gonna help with that ADHD.
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See, when I was a kid, we didn't have
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these... these fancy new designer diseases.
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We stuck to the classics...
chicken pox, mumps, measles.
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Anything else, we didn't
want to hear about it.
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I may have had dengue
fever the whole sixth grade.
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I still ran track.
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When did peanuts, mold, and
gluten become so dangerous?
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- I don't know.
- I mean, Iran doesn't need a nuclear weapon.
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They could take out half the
United States with a jar of skippy.
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All Boyd needs is to... to get outside more
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and... and play like... like we used to.
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We didn't have a ride to school.
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We walked the 5 miles, no
matter what the weather.
252
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And if there was a tornado,
we just got there faster.
253
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By the time we arrived,
254
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we were too exhausted
to torture the teacher.
255
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- Uh-huh.
- All Boyd needs is to work off that extra energy.
256
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He should be run like a sled dog.
257
00:10:00,564 --> 00:10:03,200
In the winter, for exercise,
258
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my mother would tape us
into a cardboard box, right?
259
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Ring the dinner bell
260
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and we'd have to punch our way out
261
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if we wanted to eat.
262
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- He's penned up. That's it.
- Mm-hmm.
263
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He's trapped. He's penned
up at the apartment.
264
00:10:15,096 --> 00:10:16,429
He's penned up all day at school.
265
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The kid's basically veal.
266
00:10:24,922 --> 00:10:28,424
Mike, what... what the heck are you doing?
267
00:10:28,442 --> 00:10:31,728
- Have you seen the movie "Field of dreams"?
- No.
268
00:10:31,762 --> 00:10:34,564
Well, go watch it while
I build my hockey rink.
269
00:10:46,805 --> 00:10:48,055
All right, score it.
270
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Slap that biscuit between the pipes!
271
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:54,045
Hey! Hey, come on!
272
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That was slashing.
273
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Go back to the penalty box.
274
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,482
I've been to the box
like three times already,
275
00:10:58,516 --> 00:10:59,683
not a drop of blood on the ice.
276
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,352
What kind of outfit are
you running here, dad?
277
00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,687
Sit out. All right, penalty shot.
278
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,823
You get a free shot. I
want you to charge the net.
279
00:11:05,857 --> 00:11:08,075
Let's go. Come at me. Come on! Shoot it!
280
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,543
Yay!
281
00:11:09,578 --> 00:11:11,245
Hooray for Boyd!
282
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:14,131
That's not bad for just
doing this a week, kid.
283
00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,867
That's 'cause the goalie's a sieve!
284
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,053
Power play's over. I'm out, people.
285
00:11:19,087 --> 00:11:20,221
All right!
286
00:11:20,255 --> 00:11:23,224
♪ Now I get to score on Eve ♪
287
00:11:23,258 --> 00:11:24,892
That's a fat chance, little man,
288
00:11:24,926 --> 00:11:27,011
'cause only the lord saves more than I do.
289
00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:29,347
- Bring it.
- Okay, go for the five hole, five hole!
290
00:11:29,381 --> 00:11:31,565
Thanks, grandpa. What's the five hole?
291
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,268
Just shoot the puck.
292
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,271
Oh-ho! Look at that.
293
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:40,091
There's only seven things on
earth you can see from space,
294
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:42,226
and one of them is the great wall of Eve.
295
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:48,182
Honey, you really think this
is gonna help calm Boyd down?
296
00:11:48,216 --> 00:11:52,753
Probably not as much
as a big mug of coffee.
297
00:11:52,788 --> 00:11:56,040
I guess I just don't understand
little boys very much.
298
00:11:56,074 --> 00:11:57,925
Never had one of my own.
299
00:11:57,959 --> 00:11:59,293
Closest was Eve.
300
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,961
That's rough.
301
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,913
Why don't you bring the
smack talk out here, lady?
302
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,715
Bring it!
303
00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:10,087
Guess what... guess who
totally crushed finals!
304
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,223
- Oh, my God!
- Wow!
305
00:12:12,257 --> 00:12:14,425
Hopefully the kid you copied off of.
306
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:17,761
Four B's, one A-minus...
pretty much straight A's!
307
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,064
Aw, honey, we are so proud of you.
308
00:12:20,098 --> 00:12:21,232
Thank you! I know.
309
00:12:21,266 --> 00:12:23,401
I've never gotten a vowel
on a report card before.
310
00:12:23,435 --> 00:12:24,952
This is amazing. Thank you.
311
00:12:24,986 --> 00:12:27,154
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you very much.
312
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:29,156
Suck it, haters!
313
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:30,741
Great, Mike.
314
00:12:30,775 --> 00:12:31,876
I go on a run for four days,
315
00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:33,627
and while I'm gone, you're
teaching Boyd hockey.
316
00:12:33,662 --> 00:12:37,281
I just wanted a winter activity
to burn off a little energy.
317
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:38,666
We tried pair skating,
318
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,718
but the little tyke just
couldn't hold me over his head.
319
00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:45,840
Really wish you'd ask me, Mike.
320
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,174
- I'm Canadian, okay?
- I know.
321
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,292
I love hockey.
322
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,393
You know, but growing up,
323
00:12:49,428 --> 00:12:51,061
I learned more of the European style.
324
00:12:51,096 --> 00:12:53,013
It was graceful skating and teamwork.
325
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,315
There was no body checking.
326
00:12:54,349 --> 00:12:56,133
So, basically, ice capades.
327
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,135
Why does America always have to
328
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,688
take something elegant and make it violent?
329
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,022
Soccer becomes the NFL.
330
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,942
Tai chi becomes the ultimate
fighting championship.
331
00:13:04,976 --> 00:13:08,662
We take boring things,
and we make them fun.
332
00:13:08,697 --> 00:13:10,448
I was skeptical at first, too, Ryan,
333
00:13:10,482 --> 00:13:12,500
but I think it's doing
Boyd a world of good.
334
00:13:12,534 --> 00:13:15,669
Yeah, you might be right.
Can't argue with your results.
335
00:13:15,704 --> 00:13:18,989
Wow. It makes me uncomfortable
when you agree with me.
336
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,091
Miss Snyder has said she's
seen definite improvement.
337
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:23,093
I'm not sure it's what
you've been doing, Vanessa,
338
00:13:23,128 --> 00:13:24,211
or the hockey, but...
339
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,564
- It's the hockey.
- No, no, I...
340
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,433
I think our rhythmic drumming
has been a factor, too.
341
00:13:30,668 --> 00:13:33,137
It's the hockey.
342
00:13:33,171 --> 00:13:34,805
Either way, it's great news.
343
00:13:34,839 --> 00:13:36,307
Yeah, it is great news.
344
00:13:36,341 --> 00:13:38,142
All right, well, if
Boyd's gonna learn hockey,
345
00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:40,244
I better get out there and
teach him some of my moves.
346
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,029
How about this move? How to stop.
347
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:46,367
I guess we can get rid of these, huh?
348
00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:48,185
Oh, Mike.
349
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:51,355
- A bunch of these pills are missing.
- Yeah?
350
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,859
You don't think Kristin's been
giving them to Boyd, do you?
351
00:13:54,893 --> 00:13:56,343
I guess...
352
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,695
that might explain why
he's improved so quickly.
353
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,048
I think there might be
something else going on here.
354
00:14:01,082 --> 00:14:03,584
Mandy, can you come down here a minute?
355
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,503
Mandy: Yeah, just a second.
356
00:14:05,537 --> 00:14:08,889
I hope I'm wrong, but
what are the odds of that?
357
00:14:08,924 --> 00:14:10,724
Hey. What's up?
358
00:14:10,759 --> 00:14:12,142
I just want to talk about your grades.
359
00:14:12,177 --> 00:14:13,260
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
360
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,212
I'll try to do better next semes...
361
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,481
No, hold up. That is old Mandy.
362
00:14:17,516 --> 00:14:19,600
I'm smart now.
363
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:23,270
Okay. Let's talk Range Rovers.
364
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,688
Listen, honey, your mom and I
365
00:14:24,722 --> 00:14:26,223
really are proud of these grades.
366
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,325
I just want to make sure
that you didn't do this
367
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,744
with a little help from some of these.
368
00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:34,131
Are you serious?
369
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,066
Oh, my God.
370
00:14:36,101 --> 00:14:38,953
Studying for those finals
was, like, the hardest thing
371
00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,904
I've ever done in my entire life,
372
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,906
and you guys don't think I
could've done that on my own.
373
00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,042
- Mom?
- Yeah, I don't... I don't know, honey.
374
00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:47,962
I mean, you've never gotten
grades like that before, and...
375
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,047
You do have a history.
376
00:14:50,081 --> 00:14:52,082
Yeah, and I got a B-plus in it.
377
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,771
Honestly, this really, really hurts.
378
00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:59,923
You guys have no faith in me.
379
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,225
Okay, all right. You know what?
380
00:15:01,259 --> 00:15:03,110
- We're sorry we accused you, okay?
- Thank you.
381
00:15:03,144 --> 00:15:04,378
Okay. All right. Mike, right?
382
00:15:06,097 --> 00:15:08,032
Mike?
383
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:11,569
What?
384
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,040
Yes, it's true.
385
00:15:16,074 --> 00:15:17,825
A lot of other students
386
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,629
will use ADHD meds to help
them study or take tests,
387
00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,831
but I wouldn't, personally.
388
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,450
I just wouldn't.
389
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,005
But it would only be fair if I did,
390
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,172
because if you don't,
391
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,291
you're basically at a huge disadvantage.
392
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,551
And even if I had taken them,
393
00:15:38,585 --> 00:15:41,720
how would that be any different
than energy drinks or coffee?
394
00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:43,255
But I didn't take them.
395
00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:47,092
Okay, I took them.
396
00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:52,097
But it's your fault for
putting so much pressure on me.
397
00:15:52,132 --> 00:15:54,383
I hate being right.
398
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,534
No, you don't.
399
00:15:58,071 --> 00:15:59,321
You're right about that.
400
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:13,270
Hey, thanks for nothing, Kyle.
401
00:16:13,288 --> 00:16:14,438
You're welcome, sir.
402
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:16,624
And there's more where that came from.
403
00:16:16,658 --> 00:16:19,627
I'm talking about Mandy popping pills.
404
00:16:19,661 --> 00:16:22,497
I swear, I had no idea
until she told me last night.
405
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,582
You didn't notice that she
was behaving differently?
406
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,251
No, all she's been doing
is studying really hard.
407
00:16:30,672 --> 00:16:32,473
Oh, my God.
408
00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:34,175
It was right there in front of me.
409
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:35,626
How could I have missed it?
410
00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:38,145
Mike, come here. You're gonna love this.
411
00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:44,802
I don't want to love that.
412
00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:46,621
No.
413
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:48,973
Salesman just dropped her off.
414
00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:50,441
Wants the store to carry it.
415
00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:51,742
Want me to shut the blinds
416
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,344
and give you two a little privacy?
417
00:16:55,330 --> 00:16:58,583
He says it's the latest in
must-have hunting gear, right?
418
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,985
An anatomically correct doe.
419
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:03,120
She attracts the buck so you can shoot him.
420
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:06,374
So, a doe ho.
421
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,559
They call her the "yes deer."
422
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:10,878
It's actually very compassionate.
423
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:13,881
Buck goes out with a smile on his face.
424
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,000
Supposedly makes the meat more tender.
425
00:17:16,018 --> 00:17:17,635
What's the sport in this?
426
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,854
What's next? We sell little deer downers?
427
00:17:19,888 --> 00:17:21,022
Get them so depressed
428
00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:23,574
they just stop by the
camp and shoot themselves?
429
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,611
Look, not everybody's as
expert a hunter as you and me.
430
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,814
Some people just like to sit
in their heated camping chair,
431
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:34,201
enjoy the show, and then
shoot the leading man.
432
00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:35,703
It's a short cut.
433
00:17:35,737 --> 00:17:39,473
It's like Mandy taking those
ADHD meds just to pass a test.
434
00:17:39,508 --> 00:17:41,742
If that's the only drug
she's doing in college,
435
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:43,661
you should consider yourself lucky.
436
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:47,048
When I was her age, I popped
a pill in San Francisco,
437
00:17:47,082 --> 00:17:49,884
wound up naked in a meat locker in Chicago.
438
00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:53,571
You know, people say you
should write a book, um...
439
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,257
- Don't do it.
- Okay.
440
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,643
It's cheating. That's how I look at it.
441
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,211
Mandy taking those ADHD meds to pass a test
442
00:18:01,229 --> 00:18:03,213
is just like the athletes
taking steroids. It's cheating.
443
00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:04,599
Mike, Mike, these guys like
444
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,434
Jose Canseco and Lance Armstrong,
445
00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:08,052
- they were great before they started juicing.
- So what?
446
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,386
- They still...
- It was against the law.
447
00:18:09,404 --> 00:18:10,888
The drugs just enhanced
their God-given ability.
448
00:18:10,906 --> 00:18:12,205
Yeah, but Mandy was never as good a student
449
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,525
as Canseco was on the ball field.
450
00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:18,245
Hell, she was never as good
a student as he was a student.
451
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,747
Right, right.
452
00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:21,866
Right, but she took the meds,
and she's doing better now.
453
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,567
She's actually doing really good.
454
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:27,421
Well, maybe she does have
this... this AARP thing.
455
00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:31,425
If you take pills and you're
not sick, then that's cheating.
456
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:33,878
If you take pills and you
need them, that's medicine.
457
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,730
- I guess.
- Yeah. All right, so...
458
00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:37,932
all right, so, what do
you think, Mike, huh?
459
00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,600
Do we keep this? Huh?
460
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:42,603
Take it downstairs and introduce
it to the stuffed otter.
461
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:44,772
We'll see what happens.
462
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,444
Ryan: Okay, Boyd, share the puck.
463
00:18:50,479 --> 00:18:51,979
Remember, we're finesse players.
464
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,064
No dump and grind here.
465
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,116
Oh, there it is. Here it goes! One time!
466
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,534
Oh, yeah!
467
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:59,286
The Ryan-ator's still got it. Ooh!
468
00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:02,707
Okay, that's a penalty...
dancing like a white guy.
469
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:06,276
Into the box, Ryan-ator.
470
00:19:06,294 --> 00:19:08,245
You know, I got to admit,
471
00:19:08,279 --> 00:19:10,297
this is working out pretty great.
472
00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:12,633
No more e-mails from Boyd's teacher,
473
00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,785
I get to date a hockey player...
474
00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:18,622
Ugh. Keep it in your pants, puck bunny.
475
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,342
Well, I'm off to Kyle's to
study, but don't worry...
476
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:22,843
I will try not to learn anything
477
00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:24,512
so you guys don't think I'm on drugs.
478
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,347
Mandy, honey, come here a minute.
479
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:27,682
What you did was serious...
480
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,151
you took pills that were
not prescribed for you.
481
00:19:30,185 --> 00:19:31,419
You could end up
482
00:19:31,453 --> 00:19:34,138
in a meat locker in Chicago, naked.
483
00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:35,639
Oh.
484
00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:37,808
Okay. I know.
485
00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:39,326
I'm sorry, all right?
486
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:43,080
Just it felt really good to
do well on a test for once.
487
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,750
Other people were trying to copy off of me.
488
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,585
You know, I got to be the jerk doing this.
489
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,204
Like, "oh." [Chuckles]
490
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,873
"Oh, man, it's so easy."
491
00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:57,294
Honey, your father and I always
knew you could be that jerk.
492
00:19:57,328 --> 00:20:00,131
Thanks, mom.
493
00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:03,300
You know, honey, we're
really proud of what you did,
494
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:06,670
but your mom and I think
you actually may have ADH...
495
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:09,190
Hey, have we always had
an ice rink in the yard?
496
00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,480
D.
497
00:20:16,514 --> 00:20:19,734
Uh, Mandy, you know, honey, we...
498
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,036
we could take you to a
doctor to be evaluated,
499
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,954
and... and if he thinks you have it,
500
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,573
you could get your own prescription.
501
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,042
No, the rink is definitely new.
502
00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:30,044
It wasn't here last summer.
503
00:20:30,078 --> 00:20:32,747
You guys!
504
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,800
Maybe the doctor's open late.
505
00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:45,616
Dinner's ready!
506
00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:47,151
Honey, where's Boyd?
507
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,903
In the living room, working
up a little appetite.
508
00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:51,872
Boyd: Be there in a second!
509
00:20:51,906 --> 00:20:55,542
Save some Mac and cheese for me!
510
00:21:00,114 --> 00:21:01,632
Boyd.
511
00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:03,250
Hey, hey, hey!
512
00:21:03,284 --> 00:21:05,335
Try to punch the weak spot... the corners.
513
00:21:05,386 --> 00:21:07,137
Go for the corners. Short punches.
514
00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:08,472
Come on!
515
00:21:11,759 --> 00:21:15,729
Grandpa, I think I'm running out of air.
516
00:21:15,763 --> 00:21:18,365
Well, there's plenty of
air out here. Keep punching!
517
00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:29,570
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