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( orchestral music )

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Yeah, no, these just
came off the truck.

But he put them all in front.

I wanted to put some
Porsches up here.

Hey, Mr. LaRusso, uh,
I'm all done.

Really?

Both lots?

This is bullshit.

Okay, I thought you were
gonna teach me karate.

I'm just doing
all your shitty chores.

I think you're enjoying this
a little too much.

[chuckles]

God, I love this part.

( inspiring music )

Daniel: Show me
wash the windows. Hai!

Hai! Show me wax on, wax off.
Hai, hai!

Next!

( inspiring music )

♪ ♪

Whoa.

( exclaims )

Bow.

Fighting positions.

Stabilize your base, Hawk.

Keep your balance,
full rotation when you strike.

Yes, Sensei!
Hai!

Did you just flinch, Virgin?

( tense music )

♪ ♪

Holy shit, we got a room
full of flinchers.

all: Yes, Sensei!
- That was not a question!

Raise your hand if you've never
been punched in the face.

Put your hands down.

All your lives,
you've been avoiding fights

so you don't break your nose
or lose a tooth.

This concussion nonsense.

So there's only one solution,
and that is before you leave

this dojo,
each and every one of you

is going to take a punch,
very hard, to the face.

Miss Robinson, line them up.
Unflinch this group.

Yes, Sensei.

( pained grunt )

450 bucks for nunchucks.
What a rip.

Aisha: ( yells )
- ( pained grunt )

Hey, Sensei,
I need to ask you something.

First aid's under the counter.
We got a bleeder?

No.
Aisha: ( yells )
- ( pained grunt)

Well, I mean, yeah, we do.
There's a lot of blood.

But this is about
something else.

What is it?

- Well, there's
a girl at school.
- Is she hot?

- And she's super smart.
- Hot?

- Funny and cool.
- Hot?

- Yes, she's hot, super hot.
- Nice.

I think you'd really like her.
She likes karate, and...

I mean, I want to ask her out,
but I just don't know.

Don't know?
What's there to think about?

She's hot,
and all those other things.

Uh, yeah,
but what if she says no.

Never accept defeat, Diaz.
There is no "no."

Pretty sure no means no.

Yeah, if things are getting
physical, no means no.

But if you're
just asking her out.

You're a Cobra Kai.

All the babes
want to date a Cobra Kai.

All right?
Aisha: Fucking pussy! Next.

Aisha: ( yells )
- ( pained grunt )

Are we entering
this tournament?

I don't think we're ready yet.

- ( loud smack )
- ( groans )

- He's okay.
- I'm okay.
( groans )

It's just a tooth.

Yo, yo, yo, job kid!

- What's up, man.
- Nice shirt, bro.

Yeah, man, looks like he's

taking that job thing
real serious.

I thought you just wanted
to piss off your dad.

I am.
I'm gonna quit soon.

Oh, okay, cool.

We got an idea
we want to run by you.

I'm on lunch break.

Man, we're not
talking about today.

- We're talking about tonight.
- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, what's the plan?

LaRusso's Luxury Motors.

What are you talking about?

- We can't steal a car.
- Dude, relax.

We're not gonna steal a car.

We're talking about auto parts.
Like, rims, stereos.

Shit made out
of chrome and shit.

You know?

- I don't know, guys.
- Dude, you don't have to

do anything.
Just give us the security code.

We'll let ourselves in.

Yeah, but I don't
have the code.

I'm the new guy, I don't even
have a key to the bathroom.

I'm sure you could
figure something out.

- You always do.
- Unless he doesn't want to.

Oh, then we'd have
a bigger problem.

Yeah, remember what we did
to that bitch ass kid
over in Ventura?

Oh, yeah, that was unfortunate.

- It was.
- Yeah.

But we're not gonna have a
bigger problem, are we, Robby?

( dramatic music )

Hey, Sam.

- Hey.
- Hey, I didn't realize

this was your locker.

- Yup, that's me.
- Yeah.

Anyways, glad I ran into you.

Um, I've been thinking
about you a lot lately.

Um...

I mean, not a lot a lot,
just the normal amount

that someone would think
about someone else.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, um, I mean, I was...

Do you want to go out
on a date with me?

Oh.

Um, Miguel,
that's really sweet.

I mean, I would like to.

With everything
that happened with Kyler,

I'm kind of taking a break
from dating right now.

- Yeah, no, I get it.
- But I'll see you in class?

Yeah, perfect, okay.
See you in class.

Johnny: Never accept defeat.

What if it's not a date?

What if it's just two people,
hanging out at the same place,

having fun separately,
but together.

- That sounds like a date.
- Really?

It wouldn't be a date.

If it's not a date,
then I guess it sounds like
it could be fun.

Great!

What about tonight?

- Pick me up at eight.
- Yeah, totally, okay.

Yeah, ooh...

I have a bike.

Uh, okay, then...

- I'll pick you up.
- Okay, yeah.

( phone clicks )

You know, we have dozens
of beautiful brand new cars

right over there that you're
welcome to take photos of.

This is for the
insurance adjuster.

Just figure instead of waiting
for her to come all the way

out here from Torrance,
I'll send her the photos

and we can get to work sooner.

Might be time
to make you Louie's boss.

( number pad beeping )

Yeah, hey, is it too late
to register my dojo

for the All Valley Tournament?

Sure, it's Cobra Kai.

Cobra, like the badass snake.

I need somewhere romantic,
but not too romantic.

You could take her
to get tattoos.

- ( laughs )
- What?

I know a guy, just hooked me up
with this bad boy.

( hawk screeches )

- Oh!
- Oh, shit.

- That is badass.
- Right?

14 hours in the chair.

Wait, are your parents
okay with that?

Oh, they have no idea.

Definitely going to have to
wear a T-shirt until college.

Probably longer.

Please don't tell them.

Uh, any other suggestions?

Don't look at me.
Sam and I used to be friends.

- We're not anymore.
- Okay, but I need your help.

Fine, um...

I know that she likes
chocolates and astronomy.

I could work with that.
Johnny: Banned?

What are you talking about?

No, you don't ban me.
I'll ban you!

Sensei, what's going on?

There's a lifetime ban
on Cobra Kai

from entering the tournament.

What, how is that fair?

It's not.

There's nothing
I can do about it.

What happened to
never accept defeat?

- There is no "no"?
- That was girl advice.

This is different,
this is the real world.

- There are rules.
- Since when do you
care about the rules?

We don't take no for an answer.

You said that,
you've got to fight this.

You know what?
You're right.

- I'm going to go down there.
- Yeah.

- And beat their asses.
- Yes, no, no, no, no, no.

What, no, that's not
what I meant.
I'm saying maybe there's

a more delicate
approach, Sensei?

The way of the fist
is not delicate.

- Cobras are not delicate.
- Yes, yes, sorry.
Forget delicate.

I'm just saying...

Maybe there's a smarter way
to fight back?

( dramatic music )

Hey, have you seen Robby?

- I could use
some help with those filters.
- Yeah, he's in the back.

He's helping me
trim the bonsais.

Oh, wow, you're letting him
touch your precious bonsais.

That's like third base
for you, babe.

He's a good kid,
he's just had a rough go of it.

And I thought if I could teach
him a few things, you know.

Well, just don't try
to lure him

into opening his own
bonsai tree store.

- You know how that goes.
- No, no, no, no, no.

Mr. Miyagi's Little Trees
was a solid business plan.

We just ran into some bad luck.

- Okay, never again.
- Never again.

( peaceful music )

♪ ♪

How's it going?

I'm sorry, I suck at this.

I don't know what I'm doing,
I just, I don't get it.

Don't worry, I didn't get it
either at first.

Mr. Miyagi had to teach me.

Mr. Miyagi, that's the dude
who taught you kata, right?

Yeah, he was a
pretty special dude.

He taught me a lot.

And what you've got to do
is close your eyes.

Get everything
out of your head.

The only thing
you can see is the tree.

Think only the tree.

Then, you visualize what you
want that tree to look like.

And you make it happen.

That's it.

( peaceful music )

♪ ♪

There you go.
( chuckles )

So this is obviously
some kind of metaphor.

The tree's like
my feelings or something?

Well, you are
the tree, Robby.

You got strong roots.
You know who you are, right?

So now, all you've got to do
is visualize what you want

your future to look like.
And then you make it happen.

( phone buzzes )

( dramatic music )

♪ ♪

( knocking )
Miguel: Hey, Sensei.

Come in.
( door opens )

( exhales )
You nervous for your meeting?

I'm not nervous,
I'm pissed off.

Okay, but you have to be
nice to these people.

So if you get pissed off,
what are you going to do?

I don't know,
I usually just punch the guy.

That's not gonna work.
So how about this.

How about when
someone makes you angry,

you make a fist like
you're gonna punch them.

But don't punch them?

- Hold it in?
- Yeah.

I could try.

Ooh, a briefcase.
What's inside?

Nothing.
Found it in the dumpster.

- It's a nice touch.
- Thanks.

What about you,
are you nervous for your date?

Yeah, uh, a little.

- A lot.
- There's nothing
to be nervous about, all right?

Just relax, be cool.
When the time's right,

- you make your move.
- Move, what move?

I don't have a move.
What's my move?

Oh, come on, man.
You got to kiss the girl.

I mean, yeah, I'd like to,
but I don't...

- Technically have to, right?
- No, that's true.

You could just
learn how to braid her hair.

Talk about all the other guys
who had the balls

to kiss her on the first date.

- Shit.
- You're a Cobra Kai.

Strike first, strike hard.

It's not just for karate,
it's for everything, all right?

Now where are you taking
this chick anyway?

The observatory.

Little picnic on the lawn,
chocolate tasting three ways,

and if the sky's clear,
then we'll look at the stars.

The only part of that that made
any sense at all is three way.

- It'll be fun.
- All right, look.

if you want
to impress this chick,

you got to take her to
where I used to take

all my babes back in the day.

Where's that?

( groovy electronic music )

♪ ♪

Miguel:
All right, let's do it!

All right.

I can't believe you wanted
to come to Golf N' Stuff.

Oh, I mean,
we could go somewhere else
if you don't want to be here.

No, are you kidding me?
I love this place.

- Really?
- Totally.

My dad used to bring me here
all the time when I was a kid.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

Come on, it's gonna
be so much fun.

- Okay.
- Let's go!

( groovy electronic music )

♪ ♪

- Oh!
- Oh, my God!

- What the heck?
- Come on, let's see.

Oh, my God.

- Boom.
- Wow.

All right, this is a lot.
Let's see, you could get

15 necklaces, an eraser,
or 37 lambs.

( laughs )
I want that guy.

Octopus, interesting.

Is he fluffy?
Oh, he's pretty fluffy, yeah.

- Yeah, all right.
- So, uh...

- You ready, let's go.
- Okay, where are we going?

Let's bring this to order.

Now, we have a proposal
on the table

to change the color of the mats
for the under 18 tournament.

We've had the classic red mats
with white fist logo

for over 30 years,
it's tradition.

You know what else
is a tradition?
Dwindling attendance.

Look, we need
to shake things up.

I say we go
blue mats, gold fist.

- Gold fists?
( indistinct chatter )

Uh, excuse me, sir?

If you're looking
for the AA meeting,

that doesn't start
until 9 o'clock.

No, uh, I'm John Lawrence
here for the
tournament committee meeting.

Are you here
because of what happened
at last year's tournament?

If so, we can assure you
we've hired
an entirely new food vendor.

We had no way of knowing
those corn dogs had turned.

No, I'm sorry
about your corn dogs.
That's not why I'm here.

I'm here because
my dojo's been banned
from the under 18 tournament.

- And I want to see
about an appeal.
- I'm confused.

- We banned someone?
- I didn't know
we could ban anyone.

- Is that a thing?
- Just bear with us, sir.

It's probably just a mistake.
What's the name of your dojo?

Daniel: Cobra Kai.

Ron: Daniel, you made it.

You know I never miss
the annual meeting there, Ron.

And boy, am I glad
I didn't miss this one.

Well, you're just in time.
Uh, Mr. Lawrence here

says his dojo was banned
from the tournament.

He wants to re-enter.

Oh, I'm sure he does.

( dramatic music )

♪ ♪

Where the hell is he at?

- I don't know.
- I'm right here.

Hey, don't be sneaking up
on me like that, man.

It's good, man.
What's up, bro?
You got the code?

Yeah, I got it.

- I told you my boy
would come through.
- Mmm.

What are you waiting on, man?
Let's do it, where's the code?

- I can't.
- Can't what?
Remember the code?

Sorry, I mean I won't.
I always get
those two confused.

Robby, Robby, come on man.
Don't do this.

- Just open the goddamn door.
- It's not gonna happen.

He's really gonna
make me have to do this.

Ooh, what, ninja boy teach
you some karate or something?

( dramatic music )

♪ ♪

- Dude, you good?
- Watch it, bro!

- Nowhere to run.
- Nowhere to hide.

You better watch your ass.

- Okay, you ready?
- All right, ready?

All right.

- Lonzo Ball with the fadeaway!
- All right, ooh.

- So you're a Lakers fan.
- Yeah.

My family's had season tickets
since I was little.

Like, right at half court.

You know, my dad uses them
mostly for business and stuff

- anyway, we only go,
like, sometimes.
- Right.

Well, you know,
sometimes I use my season
tickets for business, too.

Entertaining clients,
sealing the deal.

It's all really
expensive and boring.

Oh, what kind of business
are you in?

Ooh, textiles.

You know, some exports,
a little imports,

uh, but my real passion lies in
the community outreach program.

- That sounds so interesting.
- Mm-hmm, oh, it is.

And what we do is we take
underprivileged Encino kids

who can only go
to some Lakers games,

and we try to see if we can
get them to see more.

- Wow, you are such
a philanthropist.
- Yeah.

Well, do you want to maybe go
to a game with me sometime?

Yeah.

Actually, you know, it would
depend on how close to
half-court we're talking.

- Because my seats
are pretty close.
- Oh, my God!

- Do you have a seating chart?
- Shut up!

If you had a seating chart...
All right, ready, one more.
Last shot wins.

( upbeat music )

♪ ♪

Oh, my gosh, look at that face!
( both laughing )

George: Therefore, we the
All Valley Committee of 1985

issue a lifetime ban
on Cobra Kai

for the unethical
and unsportsmanlike conduct

shown by Senseis Terry Silver,
John Kreese,

- and their student,
Mike Barnes.
- Well, there you have it.

We're sorry we wasted
your time, Mr. Lawrence,

but a lifetime ban
is a lifetime ban.

Well, hold on.

Let's hear what
the man has to say.

Mr. Lawrence,
what is your relationship
to this Terry Silver?

Ma'am, I have no idea
who that even is.

I'm just a small business owner
trying to make a living.

Oh, please, ask him
about John Kreese.

John Kreese is dead.

- We're very sorry
for your loss.
- Give me a break.

- Daniel, show a
little respect.
- Respect?

Are you kidding me, Sue?
You don't know
the history here.

John Kreese and Cobra Kai
were the embodiment

of everything this
tournament stands against,

and this guy, Johnny Lawrence,
he was his star pupil.

He's the worst of them all.
We'll be dishonoring

the entire sport
by reinstating Cobra Kai.

I mean, come on.

( dramatic music )

Look, I admit Cobra Kai
had its share of problems
in the '80s.

My sensei didn't always
play by the rules.

That's why I left.

But my Cobra Kai is different.

It's a place where kids can
come and feel like they belong.

Where they won't get picked on
just because
they're a bunch of losers.

Er, because they're unique.

I've watched firsthand as my
students have gotten stronger.

Gained confidence.

Learned how to
stand up for themselves.

Cobra Kai
is making a difference
in these kids' lives.

And honestly...

They're making a difference
in mine as well.

Thank you.

That doesn't sound at all like
the old Cobra Kai.

Badass name for a dojo,
by the way.

I think I speak for all of us
when I say

the community could use more
men like you, Mr. Lawrence.

- Thank you, ma'am.
- All right, this is horseshit.

This guy was the biggest bully
in my high school,
and he hasn't changed at all.

I can prove it.

I'm sorry, Mr. Lawrence.
I don't know you,

but I do know Daniel LaRusso,
and if he says no,
I'm with him.

Thank you, George.
( gavel bangs )

Seems the only fair solution
is to put this to a vote.

Mr. Lawrence, would you
mind waiting outside
while we cast our ballots?

Not at all.

Thank you all for
your careful consideration.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just wait outside, all right?

( sighs )

Okay, guys, this sob story,
I mean, you were not there.

- So.
- Mm-hmm?

Senor Octopus would like
to know if you are
better at karate...

- Karate.
- Than you are at mini-golf.

Hmm, okay, I didn't realize
the octopus was Hispanic now,

but why don't you tell
Senor Octopus that, um...

My sensei says I'm the
best student in his class.

- Really, best in his class?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

You don't believe me?
No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, I mean,
I didn't say that.

Stand up.

Okay.

All right, here's what
we're gonna do.

Get into like a
general fighting position.

- Mm-hmm, okay.
- Just, yeah, leg out,
kind of like in an L,

Arm out here, then you want
that arm out, yeah.

- Uh-huh.
- There you go.

- Then you kind of position--
- You want to put
your hands on my hips?

Uh, no, no,
I'm correcting your stance.

Look, this move is really hard,
so if you don't get it
on the first time,

don't feel bad--
( both grunting )

Holy shit, Sam.
That was amazing!

What are you--
Oh.

Sensei Sam.

You know, this may be the best
date I've ever been on.

Really, because technically,
this isn't a date.

Right, not a date.

( groovy electronic music )

♪ ♪

And that was not a kiss.

Yeah.

( muffled yelling )

( door opens )

Congratulations, Johnny.

( groovy electronic music )

♪ ♪

- Who's the man?
- I'm the man!

Oh, shit, are you the man, too?
Tell me you're the man.

- I'm the man!
- Yeah!

- I crushed the date!
- I crushed the committee
meeting!

- So Cobra Kai's in?
- Hell yeah we're in.

Cobra Kai's back, baby!

All right, I'm gonna
grab a soda.
Do you want a Banquet?

No, no, this calls
for a real toast.

- Oh.
- The good stuff, for real men.

( sniffs )
( groans )

Drink it, it'll put
hair on your balls.

- Is that a good thing?
- Yeah, it's a good thing.

Okay, ( exhales ).
To Cobra Kai!

Never accept defeat.

( upbeat electronic music )

♪ ♪

If you want to win the
All Valley under 18
karate tournament,

you got to give me
better than your best.

( heavy rock music )

Go, go, go!

You're the only chance I got
at winning this thing.

- Grandma!
- Hey, give me a hug!

- Hey, ma.
- Those Cobra jerks.

Oh, they're nothing
but a bunch of bullies.

They can't all
be bullies, right?

Promise me you'll stay away
from the kids that are
associated with it.

I was looking for Mr. LaRusso,
he's been training me.

Then I should thank you.
He tried roping me into it.

( both laugh )

Daniel: Look, Robby,
I know it's hard
growing up without a dad.

Mr. LaRusso,
I need to tell you something.

- ( laughs )
- What's so funny?

Oh, nothing, just this funny
picture my girlfriend posted.

You're dating a LaRusso?

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