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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,325 -please get back. 2 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,627 Please move back to a safe distance. 3 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:29,230 We're very concerned with safety. 4 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,232 These are the solution to climate change 5 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:33,834 that america's corporations has come up with 6 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,337 and has in mind for their top c.e.o.s. 7 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,772 -i don't see what that has to do with the survival of people, 8 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:39,640 and the fact that the c.e.o.s 9 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:41,642 are responsible for the situation -- 10 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,777 -but the market always comes up with the best solution. 11 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:46,147 And in this case, the problem is climate change, 12 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:49,217 and that's the solution that corporations will come up with. 13 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,586 -hi. my name's mike. 14 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,555 That's me. 15 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:57,491 -and that is andy. 16 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:58,792 -the reason we're all dressed up 17 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:01,662 is because we're launching a protest. 18 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:05,733 Just across the river is the united nations. 19 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:08,136 The world's most powerful leaders are meeting there 20 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:10,838 to discuss climate change, and everyone's hopeful 21 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:13,874 that our president will do the right thing. 22 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,309 -we must seize the opportunity 23 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:17,178 to make a significant step forward 24 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,847 in the global fight against climate change. 25 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,117 -but would all these guys go along with obama? 26 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:27,788 We wanted to show them just what was in store if they didn't. 27 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,759 Okay, what you're seeing here are survivaballs. 28 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,861 They are self-contained units 29 00:01:33,894 --> 00:01:35,796 that will allow somebody to survive 30 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,331 no matter what happens to the climate. 31 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:39,800 -they can survive six months of drought, 32 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,636 category-four hurricanes, any kind of tornado, 33 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:45,673 they're fully equipped for anything. 34 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,148 We're launching a flotilla of 100 survivaballs 35 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,650 to the united nations, and we're gonna say that if you 36 00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:59,687 don't come to an agreement to reduce greenhouse gases, 37 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,789 this is what the future's gonna look like. 38 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,857 Right now the current is just right 39 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:07,161 to take these survivaballs to the united nations. 40 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:09,530 No one is expecting them... 41 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:13,701 -except for that coast guard and, uh, police boats. 42 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,636 -but it's small, and that probably isn't 43 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,305 a machine gun mounted on its front end, 44 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:19,273 so there's probably nothing to worry about. 45 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:22,576 * At first I was afraid, I was petrified * 46 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:26,914 * Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side * 47 00:02:26,947 --> 00:02:28,849 -so, go towards the machine gun and then left, 48 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,484 and you'll be at the u.n. 49 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:31,885 Everything will be fine. 50 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,955 * And I learned how to get along * 51 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:38,926 * And so you're back from outer space * 52 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,195 * I just walked in to find you here * 53 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:43,197 * With that sad look upon your face * 54 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,199 * I should have changed that stupid lock * 55 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,435 * I should have made you leave your key * 56 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,803 * If I had known for just one second * 57 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,439 * You'd be back to bother me 58 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:55,743 * Go on, now go, walk out the door * 59 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,945 * Just turn around now 60 00:02:57,978 --> 00:03:00,481 * 'cause you're not welcome anymore * 61 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,851 * Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye * 62 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,886 * Do you think I'd crumble? 63 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,955 * Did you think I'd lay down and die? * 64 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:12,226 * Oh, no, not i, I will survive * 65 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:14,762 * Oh, as long as I know how to love * 66 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,364 * I know I'll stay alive 67 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,432 * I've got all my life to live * 68 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,601 * And I've got all my love to give * 69 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,670 * And I'll survive 70 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,705 * I will survive 71 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,274 * Hey, hey! 72 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:45,493 * It took all strength I had not to fall apart * 73 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:49,297 * Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart * 74 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:53,601 * And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself * 75 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:54,968 * I used to cry... 76 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:58,406 -the survivaball protest didn't survive long. 77 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,308 Minutes after wading into the water, 78 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,577 the survivaballs were in retreat. 79 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:06,780 One of the two main "yes men" was cuffed and taken away. 80 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:08,882 -do you want us to send somebody, or...? 81 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,050 -uh, sure. 82 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:13,554 I think it'll be okay, though. 83 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:19,560 -we don't usually get arrested, 84 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,928 but ever since the 1990s, 85 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:24,031 mike and I have been dressing up in second-hand suits 86 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,067 and impersonating big and powerful people. 87 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,703 -hello, uh, this is reggie lamprey calling, 88 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,305 I'm from the yes bush can campaign. 89 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:35,008 -hi, uh, this is kennithrung sprat from the wto. 90 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:36,910 -my name is francisco guerrero. 91 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,846 -my name is fred, I'm from halliburton. 92 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:41,982 -we weasel our way onto center stage. 93 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:47,788 At least for a little while. 94 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:49,957 -mr. oswin, you're not even on the directory of h.u.d., 95 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,425 you're not even listed, 96 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:52,860 you don't even have a phone number. 97 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:56,464 -the hoax was an elaborate one... 98 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:58,666 -for the first time, dow is accepting 99 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:02,536 full responsibility for the bhopal catastrophe. 100 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:06,474 -the prank, which briefly knocked 3% off dow's shares... 101 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,876 -when the jig is up, it makes the news. 102 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:12,346 -it's a group of pranksters who call themselves "the yes men"... 103 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,014 -an activist group called "yes men"... 104 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,684 -it's not the way most people protest, 105 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:21,054 but it's our way to say no to corporate greed. 106 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:23,023 -ooh. 107 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,565 -this is the archive, man. 108 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:33,133 This looks really water damaged, whatever it is. 109 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,502 -here's a little love note. 110 00:05:37,104 --> 00:05:40,908 We have to get rid of some of this crap. 111 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,610 -whoa! 112 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,545 -jesus christ, look at that. 113 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,482 -oh, this is a domino's pizza shirt. 114 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:52,085 This is so that you can deliver a pizza -- 115 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,121 "deliver a pizza" to any event. 116 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,590 They'll always let a pizza delivery guy in. 117 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,626 -i remember that. 118 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,628 Wow, that's a lot of books. 119 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:01,962 Why don't we sell them? 120 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,931 -well, because -- we're trying to sell them, 121 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,065 but nobody wants them. 122 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,102 You want her? You want to take her? 123 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,839 Andy and I met in 1996. 124 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:12,873 I opened the door, 125 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,642 and it was like looking into a funhouse mirror. 126 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:18,045 -it's so weird -- when we met we were like, 127 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,614 "oh, my god. You're my other half. 128 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:23,150 Oh, my god. somebody as mischievous as I am." 129 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,453 -you know, we'd get up in the morning 130 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:28,155 and do some weird action and then just keep doing it. 131 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,723 16-, 18-hour day. 132 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:31,191 -we'd kind of egg each other on 133 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,094 and, you know, "let's just try something crazy." 134 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,198 -like, if I had a crazy idea 135 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,068 that I would never have the guts to do by myself, 136 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,203 mike would egg me on and say, 137 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,938 "hey, why not make it even crazier?" 138 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:48,175 And then I'd think of something even crazier than that. 139 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:52,079 We were each other's perfect enablers, 140 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,981 and it was a great, little codependency. 141 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:58,786 -strangely enough, that also broke up my former relationship. 142 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,020 My girlfriend dumped me 143 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:04,458 because of this new obsessive work thing that I was doing. 144 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:07,461 I was supposed to drive across the country with her, 145 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,129 and instead, I drove across the country 146 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,965 with the new relationship -- andy. 147 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:21,074 things were harder now and not just because we were older. 148 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,643 There was a new problem -- 149 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:27,147 a problem so huge, it made everything feel hopeless. 150 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:31,151 I'm talking about global warming. 151 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,253 We all know what's up. 152 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:36,624 Our carbon emissions are making the planet get hotter, 153 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:39,493 and the weather is going bonkers. 154 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:44,164 That's scary enough, but if we keep doing what we're doing, 155 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,167 scientists tell us that our whole climate system 156 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,570 will likely spiral out of control. 157 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:54,141 Food systems will collapse, and civilization will crumble. 158 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,711 That's crazy, but what's truly insane 159 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,112 is we could fix it. 160 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,248 Within our lifetime, 161 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:06,219 we could replace all fossil fuels with renewable energy. 162 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,222 So, why aren't we doing this? 163 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,224 Because the fossil fuel guys 164 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,094 have hijacked our political system. 165 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,362 They spend millions every year 166 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:20,768 to convince us that there's no alternative to oil and coal. 167 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:24,572 -there isn't even one study that can be produced 168 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:29,843 that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. 169 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:32,312 -the notion that co2 causes global warming 170 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,747 is probably the greatest hoax 171 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:36,116 ever perpetrated on the american people. 172 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:38,251 -these guys got elected 173 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:40,854 with help from the u.s. chamber of commerce, 174 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:44,558 which sounds like a government agency, but it's actually 175 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:47,628 the largest lobbying organization in the world. 176 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:51,198 The chamber is heavily funded by big oil, 177 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,234 and spends huge amounts fighting on their behalf. 178 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,304 -i'm all for green jobs, 179 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:01,108 but we still need 20 million barrels of oil 180 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,042 every day in this country 181 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:06,046 and a lot of natural gas and a lot of coal. 182 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,348 -now the chamber was trying to block 183 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:13,086 an exciting new climate bill that obama was supporting. 184 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,625 What could we do to stop them? 185 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,796 -i wanted to help take down the chamber, 186 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,264 but there were a few little things 187 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,600 I had to take care of first. 188 00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:28,736 Yeah, okay. 189 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,315 -i'm going to work. 190 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,784 I'll see you on thursday morning. 191 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,186 -mwah! 192 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:48,856 Dada, dada. 193 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:52,225 -aah! 194 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,127 Today's momentous decision 195 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,797 indeed comes after a difficult period. 196 00:09:56,830 --> 00:10:01,134 In business -- I'm gonna change this slightly. 197 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:04,872 Oh god. 198 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,208 Seriously? 199 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:16,349 I'm supposed to do this alone? 200 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,752 -we had rented a room at the national press club 201 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:19,653 so that d.c. journalists 202 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,756 would show up for our big announcement. 203 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,826 -this is the, uh... 204 00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:29,062 About twentieth time I've done this, probably, 205 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:32,299 and, uh, just as nervous as ever. 206 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,334 -thank you for coming today. 207 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,370 Today, the chamber's announcing a decisive step forward 208 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,172 for the future of american business 209 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,374 and the free-enterprise system itself. 210 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,375 To speak to this issue, 211 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,344 I'd like to introduce to you mr. hingo sembra, 212 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,948 chamber spokesperson and speaking on behalf 213 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,183 of president donahue. 214 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:54,988 -thank you very much, sheila, and a good day to everyone. 215 00:10:55,022 --> 00:11:00,961 In business, as in life, we sometimes don't look ahead. 216 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,329 Climatologists tell us 217 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,098 that if we don't enact dramatic reductions 218 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,233 in carbon emissions today, 219 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,136 we could begin facing the propagating feedback loops 220 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:12,472 of runaway climate change, which would mean a disruption 221 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,407 of food and water supplies worldwide 222 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:18,311 with the result of mass migrations, famine, 223 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,381 and death on a scale never before imagined. 224 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:25,018 Needless to say, that would be bad for business. 225 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,889 There is only one sound way to do business, 226 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:31,892 and that's to pass a strong climate bill quickly. 227 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,928 What we need is simply a carbon tax. 228 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:38,398 Mother nature means business, and we do, too. 229 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,468 -in a reversal on climate change 230 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,470 from the u.s. chamber of commerce... 231 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,739 -the u.s. chamber of commerce is now getting ready 232 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:49,743 to throw its weight behind strong climate legislation. 233 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:53,914 -and...wants a carbon tax, if you will. 234 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,050 -andy was impersonating the chamber 235 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,152 at the national press club. 236 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,487 But since I was running late, 237 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,856 I went to distract them at their actual offices. 238 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,031 -they're calling for a squad car now for some reason. 239 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:22,943 - well, we'll call him. Why don't you just go on outside? 240 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,845 Come on, let's go. 241 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,550 -dave garble from the washington post. 242 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,486 Is there a sense from you guys that this is an inevitable thing 243 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,521 and so you should get in to try to make... 244 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,256 -okay, I'm eric wohlschlegel. 245 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,858 I'm with the u.s. chamber of commerce. 246 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:41,895 -this is not an official u.s. chamber of commerce event. 247 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,531 I don't know what pretenses you're here, 248 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,901 but this is a fraudulent press activity and a stunt. 249 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,004 Are you with the u.s. chamber? 250 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,540 -i-i do. 251 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,109 -are you here representing the u.s. chamber of commerce? 252 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,010 -yes, I am. 253 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,378 -okay, well I work there, 254 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,113 and you do not look familiar to me at all. 255 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,417 -are you interrupting a press -- -yes I am. yeah. 256 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,820 Uh, this guy does not represent the u.s. chamber of commerce. 257 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,188 -can we finish the -- -no. 258 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,424 -if you would like to have a press conference, 259 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,260 you can have your own press conference, sir. 260 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,329 -i just spoke my position. 261 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,331 -what is your official title in the u.s. chamber of commerce? 262 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,599 -i'm the assistant to mr. donahue. 263 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,602 -okay. This guy is a fraud, he's lying. 264 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,373 Um, this is, you know, a stunt that I've never seen before. 265 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,041 So, if you'd like to actually talk 266 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,542 to the legitimate chamber of commerce, 267 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,144 I've got my business cards outside. 268 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,379 This gentleman I will assure you 269 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,614 does not have any business cards, and he's not legitimate. 270 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,483 -"show me your business card." "no show me yours." 271 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,618 -they both look like imposters. 272 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,554 'cause you don't look familiar. 273 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,491 -actually, this sign-in sheet here. 274 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,494 -i'm sorry. excuse me, sir. We rented this room. 275 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,396 You're gonna have to refund us. 276 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,631 -fraudulently. it's fraud. It's illegal. 277 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,635 -all right, so the u.s. chamber's denying it now. 278 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,639 All right, so...maybe not. 279 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,876 -the u.s. chamber of commerce says it was victimized. 280 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,445 -victims of a hoax by environmental activists. 281 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,613 -apparently, it was a hoax. 282 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,382 Either there is a group or some people or a person... 283 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:13,921 -is there any involvement of the white house whatsoever? 284 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:17,590 -what happened today was fraud, and I believe is illegal. 285 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:21,028 And to misrepresent an organization, an institution, 286 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,630 for the purposes of trying to advance 287 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,565 climate-change legislation, 288 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,468 it seems very disingenuous and very extreme. 289 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,608 -what was the point that you were trying to make? 290 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:38,111 -without a strong climate bill, 291 00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,480 the u.s. will be behind the rest of the world, 292 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,449 we'll be the laughingstock of the world, 293 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,017 and we'll be dooming the planet. 294 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,052 -does it get to the point 295 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,154 where you almost need to do something like this 296 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,222 to get the attention for something you think 297 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,624 is legitimate otherwise the story won't be told? 298 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:57,564 -no, I don't think it's the only way to do it. 299 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,369 -when thousands vote with their feet 300 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,670 and put pressure on government... 301 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:07,307 -how stupid is it not to address climate change? 302 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,177 This stupid is it not to address climate change. 303 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,516 -i think this is our country. 304 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:18,185 Aah! 305 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,530 The survivaball will protect us! 306 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,566 It also protects you against arrest, I think. 307 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,468 I'm not really sure. 308 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:44,711 -just today the chamber of commerce changed positions. 309 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,313 Not courtesy of the yes men 310 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,316 with that stunt in washington a few weeks ago, 311 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:52,519 but they're now saying, uh, surprisingly to me, 312 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,520 and I'm glad about it, 313 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,256 that they want to solve the climate crisis. 314 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,658 They want to get legislation. 315 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,632 -every week, I drive 316 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,635 about three hours north of new york city to troy 317 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,637 because for the last 15 years, 318 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:15,742 I've had a job there as an art professor. 319 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,744 -my students know I'm a yes man, 320 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,712 and they know we go by fake names. 321 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:23,483 I'm really igor and andy is really jacques. 322 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,785 The university's lawyers advised me 323 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,720 not to talk about the yes men in class, 324 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,091 but students are always asking me how we got started. 325 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,127 -jacques was one of the original programmers 326 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,563 who were working on the simcopter, 327 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,698 and that's the game that he altered 'cause he was so bored. 328 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,800 -it all involves the unexpected appearance 329 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:44,804 of some gay, kissing musclemen every friday the 13th. 330 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,808 -so he was fired, but then a wired writer asked, 331 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,443 "well, isn't this gay activism 332 00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:52,679 because you put gay content in the video game?" 333 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:56,216 And jacques was like, "yes, it is -- gay activism." 334 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,817 He got in touch with me because I had done 335 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,287 this barbie liberation organization project. 336 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,721 -their mission -- to free barbie 337 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,724 and her very male plastic counterpart, gi joe, 338 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:08,761 from sexual stereotypes by reversing their voices. 339 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,841 -mike and I have been working together for about 15 years now, 340 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,745 and it's really kind of taken over my life. 341 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:30,183 I also haven't really prioritized employment, 342 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:33,253 so I've lost a lot of jobs that I've had -- 343 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,255 gone through them like toilet paper. 344 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:40,493 Umm...gotten fired, sometimes gotten fired on purpose. 345 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:44,597 This one is actually the first one that I've wanted to keep. 346 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,170 This is where I work. 347 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,604 I am a professor. 348 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,173 Yeah. yeah, me. 349 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,508 They hired me to be a professor of design. 350 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,876 I love it. 351 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,611 Another great thing in my life 352 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,680 is that i, for the first time, 353 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:05,818 have a boyfriend that I actually want to spend my life with. 354 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:12,859 But work I find easier than people. 355 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:16,396 I get engaged in projects, and he gets frustrated. 356 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,337 -okay, so, this is what just happened. 357 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,705 We were sitting here, 358 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:29,809 a guy came up and handed andy an envelope, 359 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,146 and it turned out to be a process server. 360 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,783 We're being sued by the u.s. chamber of commerce. 361 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,319 "with this complaint against jacques servin 362 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,621 aka andy bichlbaum aka hingo sembra, 363 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,390 igor vamos aka mike bonanno"... 364 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:47,860 -apparently we are engaging in "commercial identity theft 365 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,896 masquerading as social activism." 366 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,833 -"defendant servin is also engaged 367 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,535 in the business of making movies." 368 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,636 Not a very good business. 369 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,506 They seem really upset about this commercial thing. 370 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,908 -business, commercial, commercial, business. 371 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,643 They've written a prayer for relief. 372 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,478 -yeah. 373 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,846 Let's 374 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,848 "plaintiff prays for judgment." 375 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,950 Oh, this means what they're asking for. 376 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,386 We can't publish or distribute videotape. 377 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,622 An award of all our profits. That's easy. 378 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,723 -yeah. 379 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:18,425 -they'll owe us some money. 380 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,626 -yeah, okay. 381 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,594 -this is actually really exciting 382 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:25,298 'cause it's the first time we have ever been sued. 383 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,467 I mean we have gotten lots of threats of lawsuits. 384 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,969 We've gotten maybe 20 of those. 385 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,473 -so, should we be worried about this? 386 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,342 -let's see. 387 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,478 -it turns out we did have to worry. 388 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,946 If we lost the case, 389 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:43,383 we might owe the chamber of commerce millions of dollars. 390 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,718 We could lose everything we owned. 391 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:49,222 Worst of all, losing this suit would set a legal precedent 392 00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,957 that wouldn't just affect us, 393 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:53,960 it could make all kinds of activism illegal. 394 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:59,999 If nobody can speak out, the bad guys can get away with anything. 395 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,002 This came at a really bad time. 396 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,238 In just a few months, we were heading 397 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:09,008 to the united nations climate conference in copenhagen. 398 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,379 All over the world, people were hatching ambitious plans 399 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,915 to pressure world leaders to address climate change. 400 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,785 -the maldives held a cabinet meeting underwater. 401 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:22,789 The maldives could be submerged by rising sea levels. 402 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,757 -we were wondering what we could do 403 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,360 when we got a call from kodili chandia, 404 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:31,898 a climate activist with actionaid in uganda. 405 00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,374 -kodili wanted us to visit her in uganda 406 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,643 to help plan an action in copenhagen -- 407 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,913 something so bold, it would force the world to acknowledge 408 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,982 what she called "climate debt." 409 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,485 -here's how kodili explained it. 410 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,622 People like andy and me who live in the usa 411 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,290 consume a massive amount. 412 00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:01,661 But people in places like uganda consume very little. 413 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:06,933 In fact, an average american creates 170 times more co2 414 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,336 than the average ugandan. 415 00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,938 But even though people like kodili consume very little, 416 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,973 they get stuck with the bill. 417 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,942 When climate change hits, 418 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:20,012 the rich can try to rebuild or even relocate. 419 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,615 The poor can't afford that. 420 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:26,786 And currently, 400,000 people die every year 421 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,755 from the effects of climate change. 422 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:33,526 climate debt means that rich countries 423 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,063 need to compensate poor ones to help them adapt. 424 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:55,815 -hey! 425 00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:56,683 -hi! 426 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,087 -fine. very easy. 427 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,989 -wow. the yes men are in uganda! 428 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,461 -kodili wanted to take us on a road trip 429 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,598 so we could see what climate change meant for uganda. 430 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,072 -so, it's morning in kotido. 431 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,141 It's just an incredibly beautiful place, 432 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,076 but life is increasingly hard. 433 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:27,013 In the us or europe, a flood or drought means 434 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,949 prices go up a little bit for most people. 435 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:34,421 Here, it means people die. 436 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:41,060 -has climate change affected your life at all? 437 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:11,090 In recent years, farming in northern uganda 438 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,426 had become almost impossible. 439 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:17,063 But people were fighting back. 440 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,677 -we sketched out a plan to get the climate debt 441 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:34,614 solidly on the world's radar in copenhagen. 442 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:43,556 But climate change wasn't the only problem in uganda. 443 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:46,659 There was a bill going through the ugandan parliament 444 00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:50,530 that called for the death penalty for homosexuals. 445 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:15,722 -the professor does have to tell you. 446 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,056 Go ahead, professor. 447 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,726 -it's just an awkward subject in uganda. 448 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:22,729 It's really awkward. 449 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:23,930 no, but it's fine. 450 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:27,967 Um, yeah so, um... 451 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,069 Yeah, it's 'cause I'm gay. 452 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,572 So, yeah. 453 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,084 -what we know about uganda in the west 454 00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,687 is pretty much the kill-the-gays bill. 455 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,122 And we came here to talk about climate change of course, 456 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:53,025 and all that, but then I was like, 457 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,161 "i can't not do something about it." 458 00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:00,166 To elucidate? 459 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:02,569 about gay? 460 00:25:03,803 --> 00:25:06,238 Which part of gay? 461 00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,214 Well, let's see, the concept is... 462 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,185 man, man. 463 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,753 Mm... 464 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:38,037 -these kids are just about the age of my kids. 465 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,774 -do you ever feel like giving up hope? 466 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,267 -before we could go to copenhagen, 467 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:44,236 we needed to visit a place that was in large part 468 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:48,340 causing uganda's climate problems. 469 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:53,345 -canada, a country known for its natural wonders, 470 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:56,415 its universal healthcare, and its really polite people. 471 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,151 It's also home to the tar sands, 472 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,420 a toxic zone the size of england 473 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:05,357 where oil is strip-mined by destroying old-growth forests 474 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:09,295 and pumping the earth full of chemicals. 475 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:10,897 -wow. 476 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:14,133 -besides causing cancer in surrounding communities, 477 00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:18,070 producing tar-sands oil emits three times more carbon 478 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,439 than producing regular oil. 479 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,675 But canada and the u.s. 480 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:26,145 Are intent on massively expanding production, 481 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:28,915 and on building new pipelines to help get all this oil 482 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:32,351 to big markets abroad. 483 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:35,988 -our guide was gitz crazyboy, whose ancestors lived here 484 00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:39,826 for thousands of years before the oil companies arrived. 485 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,728 And there's hundreds of companies, right? 486 00:27:41,761 --> 00:27:43,395 -oh, there's tons of companies. 487 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,298 -wait, so this was all indigenous land? 488 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:49,268 -yeah, all of... All of north america was. 489 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:55,341 -so, this is, uh... This is a pond? 490 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,343 -yeah, this is a pond of sludge. 491 00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,946 This used to be the forest here. 492 00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,480 -fuck. 493 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,749 Where does it stop? 494 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:06,285 I mean, you look over there, and you can't actually see it stop. 495 00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:07,486 -there are bigger ponds than this. 496 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,722 This is not one of the biggest ones. 497 00:28:09,756 --> 00:28:12,091 And it's just gonna keep expanding and expanding. 498 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:14,493 But then in the end, when they've extracted the last drop 499 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,462 that they needed, they're gonna leave. 500 00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:18,130 And when they leave, they're gonna leave nothing 501 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,899 but toxicity in the land up here. 502 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:22,501 Are we dropping bombs on other people? No. 503 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,804 Are people's lives at risk? Yeah. 504 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:31,510 We've lost everything up here. 505 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:37,349 -walking out here is like being on the moon or something. 506 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:46,258 -scientists are saying that if we want to avoid catastrophe, 507 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:48,427 80% of the fossil fuels 508 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,396 that corporations plan to exploit 509 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:53,365 have to stay in the ground. 510 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:56,502 Otherwise, it'll be game over for the climate. 511 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,284 -the copenhagen climate conference was coming up soon, 512 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:15,454 and we didn't have much time to lose. 513 00:29:15,487 --> 00:29:17,256 -this is being called the most important 514 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:19,458 climate-change conference in the history of this world. 515 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:22,561 -nearly 200 nations are on hand for the two-week conference. 516 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:27,466 The goal there -- a plan to save the planet from global warming. 517 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:32,271 -the plan for copenhagen was really coming together. 518 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:35,541 I was kind of neglecting my boyfriend, 519 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:40,046 and he was getting more and more frustrated. 520 00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:44,550 I didn't know what to do. 521 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:57,596 -after two years of negotiation, the time has come to deliver. 522 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,169 -roar! 523 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,570 -we're at the cop15. 524 00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:07,306 It's, uh, the big protest day. 525 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:09,508 Everybody's trying to do their part. 526 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,443 Some are working inside the negotiations 527 00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,013 trying to influence their delegations, 528 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,115 and some are working on the outside 529 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,850 trying to influence the public. 530 00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:20,019 I mean, that's what's needed right now, right, 531 00:30:20,052 --> 00:30:22,354 is to have all of these different groups 532 00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:23,322 coming together. 533 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:28,928 -and I'm kodili, 534 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:31,097 I'm part of a global change class, 535 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,631 and I'm a climate-debt agent. 536 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,466 I'm from uganda. 537 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,502 -we introduced kodili to canadian activists 538 00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,604 who were pissed off that their government 539 00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:41,040 was destroying the planet. 540 00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:42,241 -we have been -- 541 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:44,610 and this is also like, uh, to be kept on the down low -- 542 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,145 we've been working with the yes men 543 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,346 for the past little while 544 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:50,549 to do a statement on behalf of the government of canada. 545 00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:53,019 -canada is one of the main countries 546 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:54,987 that's blocking progress, and it's because they sit 547 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:57,123 on the world's second-largest oil reserve. 548 00:30:57,156 --> 00:31:01,393 -the plan was to impersonate canadian and ugandan officials 549 00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:04,997 and make a big announcement. 550 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:09,568 With nothing but websites, duct tape, and pipe cleaners, 551 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:13,672 we got down to the high-tech business of becoming canada. 552 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:16,375 -what we're trying to do is just recreate the pressroom. 553 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:18,277 -these are the microphones. 554 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:21,180 They're supposed to look like these really expensive ones, 555 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:24,116 and they're just pipe cleaners and kitchen sponges. 556 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:32,391 -we'll just prop this up like -- here you go. 557 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:33,960 Let's see, is that high enough? 558 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:37,529 I don't think so. No, it needs to be a bit higher. 559 00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:41,633 Hmm, it's working. okay. 560 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:44,703 -andy showed up three days before the action. 561 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,539 There seemed to be something wrong. 562 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:53,079 -the night before I left, my boyfriend dumped me. 563 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:56,082 He said he'd had enough. 564 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:59,485 -and I need her number again. Yeah. yeah. 565 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:02,154 -i was on a pretty short fuse. 566 00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:04,656 And then I found out that mike had completely neglected 567 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:07,193 the press releases that the action depended on. 568 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:08,694 -i thought mike was leading the project, 569 00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:10,229 but all he did was like say 570 00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,630 "you do that, you do that, you do that." 571 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:14,233 So, I figured, "okay, great, he's managing it," 572 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,569 but then he didn't follow up with anybody to make sure. 573 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,405 And mike used to manage 574 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:22,541 before he was married and before he had two kids. 575 00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:24,310 -just come. 576 00:32:24,343 --> 00:32:26,078 Yes. 577 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,213 -when andy got there, 578 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:30,482 it wasn't depressed guy, it was angry guy... 579 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,553 Wait what? 580 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:36,989 ...who was making it very difficult 581 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:39,225 to pull together a project because, you know, 582 00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:40,659 we were working with a team. 583 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,328 -i've got to get through here. 584 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,664 -little bit of salt and pepper. 585 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:48,134 -this is great. 586 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,069 Meet the minister -- well, not the minister, 587 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,371 the assistant -- the deputy assistant secretary 588 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:55,507 to the minister of the environment of canada. 589 00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,244 -okay. 590 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,512 -okay, we rolling. 591 00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:09,021 -dearest delegates and fellow citizens around the globe, 592 00:33:09,055 --> 00:33:11,790 this is the day that will define our century. 593 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:15,327 Canada is fully acknowledging its historical climate debt 594 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,696 and the legal responsibility that follow. 595 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,466 Climate debt reparations are not aid. 596 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:25,137 They are a legal framework that sets everyone on equal footing. 597 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:29,175 But to us it's more than mere economic issues. 598 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:34,113 It is about the droughts, the famines, and disease. 599 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:41,087 -the day began with this press release 600 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,721 announcing the astonishing news 601 00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:47,493 that canada would generously pony up $13 billion 602 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:48,560 to the african countries. 603 00:33:48,594 --> 00:33:51,097 Then, there was this article on what looked like 604 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,365 the wall street journal's website. 605 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:54,833 Then, a news conference 606 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:57,336 purportedly by the ugandan delegate, 607 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,537 posted on what looked like 608 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,739 the copenhagen conference website... 609 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:02,308 -dearest delegates... 610 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:05,844 -it looked amazingly real until the speaker 611 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:09,248 compared canada's oil reserves to a loaded gun. 612 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:13,319 -...ready to pull the trigger on millions of us around the globe. 613 00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,387 -it was all a hoax. 614 00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:25,197 It totally has worked. 615 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,773 -i was in the plenary session at the time that this happened, 616 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,708 and I really can't comment any further. 617 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,344 -you think it's a game, but it's not a game, 618 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:39,545 it's a serious issue. 619 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:40,712 -you're playing games, I'm not playing games. 620 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:48,920 -absolutely. 621 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,021 -okay, so what's your name, sir? 622 00:34:50,055 --> 00:34:53,792 -my name is dick impala. I'm with environment canada. 623 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:01,433 -well, i-i do, I represent them, uh, better than they -- 624 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:06,205 well, after today, better than hopefully we've had all day. 625 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:07,239 -okay. 626 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,875 -our feeling is that this whole question of hoaxes 627 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,344 distracts from the actual fact 628 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:15,381 that the world's future is in peril. 629 00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:17,483 -what is the message, what the world wants to hear 630 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:21,320 is that the developed countries should pay their climate debt. 631 00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:36,402 -uh, well -- 632 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:40,839 -all of this happened, the center of it was uganda, 633 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,875 and nobody covered uganda, and this asshole -- 634 00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,010 -they missed the fucking point! 635 00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:48,414 -sorry, nice guy, didn't want to talk about uganda, 636 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,549 even when they have it in their face. 637 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,284 That is the whole story here. 638 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,920 -non-binding target, weak targets, weak financing -- 639 00:35:54,953 --> 00:35:57,956 it speaks to the failure of the negotiations. 640 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:03,829 -governments caved in to the oil companies. 641 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:06,398 The climate talks failed. 642 00:36:06,432 --> 00:36:09,768 -if we're gonna ignore jobs and growth 643 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,837 simply to address climate change, 644 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,939 I don't think anybody's gonna go for that. 645 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,106 I won't go for that. 646 00:36:15,140 --> 00:36:19,245 -stephen harper did not have to sign on to steep cuts 647 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:22,214 in canada's prodigious output of greenhouse gas emissions, 648 00:36:22,248 --> 00:36:24,550 and for him that's mission accomplished. 649 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:27,786 -climate justice! 650 00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:30,856 -now! 651 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:56,882 -the entire focus was on changing people, these leaders, 652 00:36:56,915 --> 00:37:00,252 on, like, getting these leaders to do the right thing, you know? 653 00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:04,856 Everybody was just thinking like, we were thinking -- 654 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,793 'cause I was buying into completely. 655 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:08,994 I was like "oh yeah. 656 00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:13,399 "let's go make our bit of noise in this bunch of noise, 657 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:16,868 "and, you know, these leaders are gonna listen 658 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,705 and actually do something right." 659 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:22,908 It just feels stupid. 660 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,843 -there's even people who are trying 661 00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:25,911 who are part of the government, 662 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:27,779 and they just fucking can't do it 663 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:29,548 because the government's so corrupt. 664 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,520 So what do we do? 665 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:38,924 -yeah. 666 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,879 -you should come to the next one. 667 00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:03,315 -we'll try to get the bail money ready. 668 00:38:03,349 --> 00:38:05,684 -i've never even been arrested. 669 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:06,952 On, no, I take it back. 670 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:07,986 -yeah, you were arrested in switzerland. 671 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:09,087 -oh, you're right. 672 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,689 That's true, mom. 673 00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:14,092 I also got arrested in mexico, now that I think of that. 674 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:19,798 -i haven't been, but mom has been in jail. 675 00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,604 -iran. 676 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:30,108 I didn't know that. 677 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,944 -well, because I was traveling, 678 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,781 and they couldn't read our passport. 679 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,115 We had our sleeping bags, 680 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,418 and we said, "we'll worry about it tomorrow." 681 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:42,588 And then they came out to tell us that we could go, 682 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:46,124 we said "no, we don't want to go now, we have to sleep now." 683 00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:51,096 -my parents really taught us to question authority, 684 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,631 and I think that goes way back 685 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:58,370 to when they were kids in the second world war. 686 00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:01,473 My mom's from holland, and she had to hide her dad 687 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:05,010 so he wouldn't be conscripted by the nazis. 688 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:07,813 And my dad is a holocaust survivor 689 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:10,015 who fled hungary when he was seven. 690 00:39:15,787 --> 00:39:18,457 -this is what we called "the land of yick." 691 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:24,362 It was really the most excellent playground around. 692 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:29,067 -it's like a little mussolini balcony. 693 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,702 One of us would be mussolini, 694 00:39:30,736 --> 00:39:34,673 and you go up on the balcony and make a speech. 695 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,148 -my fans. 696 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:51,056 -when we started working together, 697 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:54,059 armageddon was just a fantasy. 698 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:57,028 Now we've got this real environmental-armageddon thing, 699 00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,630 you know, climate change, 700 00:39:58,664 --> 00:40:02,167 and governments aren't doing anything about it, 701 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,969 and it just makes you completely despair 702 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:06,938 and wonder why the hell you're doing activism at all, 703 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:09,074 why you're doing anything. 704 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:13,211 That's why dropping out becomes appealing too. 705 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:23,121 -we decided to move to scotland where my wife is from. 706 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:27,158 I finally got to spend more time with the kids. 707 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:34,099 -i don't have a camera person, don't have any money, 708 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:36,167 so I'm just gonna have to 709 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:38,670 get the kids to be the camera people, okay? 710 00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:41,172 So, you hold it, and you videotape it, 711 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:42,007 and this is what we do here. 712 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:47,245 -dad, I won't film your life. Bye! 713 00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:51,650 -i'm not filming your life. bye! 714 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:55,253 a dead bird. 715 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,789 -oh, no. 716 00:40:57,823 --> 00:40:59,758 -yeah. 717 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,128 -dad, get me a spade. 718 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:10,068 -is there anything that you want to say? 719 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,670 -sorry, bird, that you died. 720 00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:14,172 -that's it. 721 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:22,013 -life is just a bit simpler in scotland -- 722 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:25,651 there's good schools, and there's national health care. 723 00:41:25,684 --> 00:41:28,887 Gotcha! 724 00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:36,528 That is soon to be filled by another...baby. 725 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:37,395 Yep. 726 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:39,297 -another big reason for being there 727 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:43,034 was that my wife, caz, was pregnant again. 728 00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:45,804 I didn't tell andy. 729 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:48,306 He wasn't thrilled when I started having kids, 730 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:52,243 so I decided to keep this one a surprise. 731 00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:07,693 -when mike moved to scotland, I felt more adrift than ever. 732 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:12,230 I knew I had to keep going, I just didn't know how, 733 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:15,266 or whether it would even matter. 734 00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:20,572 Then a friend of mine from greenpeace 735 00:42:20,606 --> 00:42:23,742 invited me to have a little talk... 736 00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:29,781 About the arctic. 737 00:42:29,815 --> 00:42:32,217 -it turns out the arctic is melting, 738 00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,252 and it's melting a whole lot faster 739 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,588 than anyone thought it would. 740 00:42:36,622 --> 00:42:41,259 That's bad news for bears, but it's even worse news for us. 741 00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:45,030 For one thing, polar ice reflects the sun's heat, 742 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,065 cooling the entire planet. 743 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:51,236 When the ice melts, the world heats up even more. 744 00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:55,073 But what's happening underwater is even scarier. 745 00:42:55,106 --> 00:42:56,608 Under the arctic seabed 746 00:42:56,642 --> 00:42:59,611 are humongous frozen methane reserves. 747 00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:00,612 If they unfreeze, 748 00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:03,882 trillions of tons of methane will be released. 749 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:07,686 Since methane traps heat much better than co2, 750 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:11,623 global warming will go into warp speed. 751 00:43:13,659 --> 00:43:16,061 We should be freaking out, 752 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:19,397 but instead, we're celebrating the melting arctic 753 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,299 as a business opportunity. 754 00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:22,267 -the arctic is the scene 755 00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:25,871 for a new kind of international gold rush. 756 00:43:25,904 --> 00:43:29,307 America, with its lands in alaska, is seriously interested. 757 00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:32,744 -shell spent $4 billion dollars lobbying the government 758 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:34,880 for permission to go drill in the arctic. 759 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:38,984 Would obama's administration sell us out? 760 00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:41,920 -of course we are here because of our shared concern 761 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:43,321 and commitment to the arctic. 762 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,290 The melting of sea ice, for example, 763 00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:47,058 will result in the possibility 764 00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:50,762 to develop newly accessible oil and gas reserves. 765 00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:52,330 -since the government 766 00:43:52,363 --> 00:43:55,433 was handing over the arctic to oil companies, 767 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,335 the only way to stop shell 768 00:43:57,368 --> 00:44:00,405 was to appeal directly to public opinion. 769 00:44:00,438 --> 00:44:02,307 They're going up and drilling, 770 00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:05,744 and the best we can do, really, is publicize that 771 00:44:05,777 --> 00:44:08,079 and give them an advertising campaign 772 00:44:08,113 --> 00:44:09,380 worthy of their company. 773 00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:12,884 -we wanted real oilmen to show up 774 00:44:12,918 --> 00:44:15,954 for what would be an obscene corporate party. 775 00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:20,025 We've been talking about having a spigot that spews oil 776 00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:22,928 that's symbolic of turning on the oil in the north. 777 00:44:22,961 --> 00:44:26,364 -that drilling unit, what was that called 778 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:28,399 -kulluk is built by the company 779 00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:30,001 that built the deepwater horizon. 780 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:32,470 It was actually gonna be scrapped before they decided 781 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,340 it should be sent to the arctic. 782 00:44:36,942 --> 00:44:41,012 Our lead engineer started building and testing 783 00:44:41,046 --> 00:44:43,381 our very own kulluk. 784 00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:52,423 -this time, we're gonna have 5 actors, 785 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,492 at least, plus 10 more. 786 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,895 It's gonna be like this theater production. 787 00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,363 We've never done a theater production, 788 00:44:58,396 --> 00:44:59,530 and mike isn't even here! 789 00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:03,468 Mike is in london, scotland, wherever -- he's far away. 790 00:45:03,501 --> 00:45:08,039 But, you know, it's fine, it'll be a different thing. 791 00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:10,408 It just makes me nervous. 792 00:45:10,441 --> 00:45:14,880 Um, yeah, I just wish he were here. 793 00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:18,817 -the nice thing about this kind of work, 794 00:45:18,850 --> 00:45:20,986 when you finish it, and it's done, 795 00:45:21,019 --> 00:45:24,990 and, you know, you feel like you got something done 796 00:45:25,023 --> 00:45:27,458 at the end of the day or end of the hour. 797 00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:31,229 Whereas, like, a lot of the stuff with the yes men, 798 00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:35,433 it doesn't result in anything concrete. 799 00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:37,969 -the kulluk was docked in seattle, 800 00:45:38,003 --> 00:45:41,072 so we decided to throw our party there 801 00:45:41,106 --> 00:45:42,240 at the iconic space needle. 802 00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:43,208 We sent out invitations 803 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:46,978 to the entire seattle business community. 804 00:45:57,055 --> 00:46:00,758 -okay. oh, boy. 7:05. 805 00:46:07,933 --> 00:46:10,902 -i'm so nervous even though I'm not doing anything tonight. 806 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:14,439 I'm just walking on, and I'm just hanging out, 807 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:18,176 but I'm incredibly nervous as if I were performing. 808 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:19,544 -my mind is so blank, 809 00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:22,247 even the words that have been scripted 810 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,515 and that I will have in front of me... 811 00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:26,517 I am somewhat concerned 812 00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:29,587 that I will not be able to read them. 813 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,322 -yeah, there's nothing to be nervous about. 814 00:46:31,356 --> 00:46:33,825 It's, um, people, uh... 815 00:46:33,859 --> 00:46:36,461 What do you say to build somebody's confidence? 816 00:46:40,531 --> 00:46:45,603 -it is insane how close it looks to the real thing. 817 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:48,106 It's so realistic. 818 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:52,243 -uh...it's another one. 819 00:46:53,278 --> 00:46:57,015 I'm googling "temperature of birthing pool" 820 00:46:57,048 --> 00:46:59,184 just to make sure that I'm not doing it 821 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:02,921 at the wrong...temperature. 822 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,095 -uh, let's just put it up there. 823 00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:14,866 -oh, sweet pea. 824 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:20,571 -oh, it's mike bonnano. 825 00:47:20,605 --> 00:47:21,572 Hey! 826 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:25,043 -hello. -oh hi. 827 00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:27,045 -i figured this baby could talk to you. 828 00:47:27,078 --> 00:47:30,381 -yeah, good. That's very helpful. 829 00:47:30,415 --> 00:47:32,283 -i've kept this a secret for a while, 830 00:47:32,317 --> 00:47:35,186 but I have another baby. 831 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,888 -you do not. 832 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:39,324 -i do. ! 833 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:44,029 -yep. 834 00:47:44,062 --> 00:47:45,496 -no! -yes. 835 00:47:45,530 --> 00:47:47,899 Wow! 836 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,302 Oh, my god. 837 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:52,570 That's insane. 838 00:47:52,603 --> 00:47:56,541 Um...who here has not had three babies? 839 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:01,947 Well, I wish to lodge a complaint. 840 00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:03,548 -all right. 841 00:48:29,174 --> 00:48:32,043 -thank you very much. 842 00:48:32,077 --> 00:48:35,680 Welcome to the launch for shell's arctic-ready campaign. 843 00:48:35,713 --> 00:48:38,583 It's been a long time coming. 844 00:48:38,616 --> 00:48:42,387 Shell is very excited to drill for resources 845 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:45,590 that are accessible for the first time in history. 846 00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:49,160 and to attempt feats of endurance 847 00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:53,031 that no machine has attempted before. 848 00:48:56,134 --> 00:49:01,206 For centuries men and dogs have battled with the ice. 849 00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:04,509 Now, finally, we're winning. 850 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:06,711 For the first time ever, 851 00:49:06,744 --> 00:49:10,481 the ice cover in the arctic has melted enough 852 00:49:10,515 --> 00:49:12,217 that we can get those resources. 853 00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:13,684 -oh, yeah. 854 00:49:13,718 --> 00:49:16,754 It'll be tough, and it'll be dangerous, but it is possible. 855 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,656 That's probably the main reason 856 00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,625 that our friends in the obama administration 857 00:49:20,658 --> 00:49:22,727 were happy to approve our plans. 858 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,763 That's right. and we're glad to have them on our side. 859 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:29,300 Of course, climate change is scary. 860 00:49:29,334 --> 00:49:32,470 The end of civilization, I mean, that's bad. 861 00:49:32,503 --> 00:49:37,308 But in life, as in business, pragmatism trumps all. 862 00:49:37,342 --> 00:49:39,477 Drilling in the arctic? 863 00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:42,313 Let's go. We're pumped. we're pumped. 864 00:49:46,751 --> 00:49:50,121 this is a scale model of the kulluk, 865 00:49:50,155 --> 00:49:53,458 which in eskimo means "thumbs up." 866 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,360 The miniature kulluk is designed 867 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:57,728 to kick off the festive part of the evening, 868 00:49:57,762 --> 00:50:01,266 uh, by delivering another precious fluid, 869 00:50:01,299 --> 00:50:03,268 uh, that we may imbibe. 870 00:50:03,301 --> 00:50:05,670 So, we're gonna pour a ceremonial glass here, 871 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:07,672 and I would like to be joined by our special guest, so... 872 00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:11,609 The widow of the late, great designer of the kulluk, 873 00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:13,311 mrs. enid applebee. 874 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,280 We would like you to have the first glass 875 00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:16,781 poured from the little kulluk. 876 00:50:16,814 --> 00:50:19,150 -thank you. thank you. 877 00:50:23,654 --> 00:50:26,491 -so, put your glass right over here, enid, 878 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,626 and we'll fill you up. 879 00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:29,694 - oh my goodness! 880 00:50:29,727 --> 00:50:31,196 Aah! 881 00:50:31,229 --> 00:50:33,064 -on, no. 882 00:50:33,098 --> 00:50:35,466 Oh, my god! Help, please! Oh, please help! 883 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,135 -stop. stop. stop! Stop! 884 00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:39,304 -oh my goodness! 885 00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:44,709 Who is responsible for this disaster? 886 00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:47,745 -there's a bit of a spill, and I think -- 887 00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:50,781 -this is cbs 12 news at seven. 888 00:50:50,815 --> 00:50:52,850 This is all a hoax, an elaborate hoax, 889 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:55,520 by a suspected environmentalist group. 890 00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:57,288 This video got a lot of play. 891 00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:00,491 the activists are hoping to point out 892 00:51:00,525 --> 00:51:03,528 that if shell can't control a drink dispenser, 893 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:04,762 how are they going to control -- 894 00:51:04,795 --> 00:51:07,198 -so, this wasn't really a shell party? 895 00:51:07,232 --> 00:51:09,867 -no. well, that's why I said it was a fake. 896 00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:15,106 -my name is dave schechter, and I'm calling from cnn. 897 00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:19,377 Please explain to me who it is I have reached. 898 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:25,216 -our leaked party video helped expose 899 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:26,851 what shell was really up to in the arctic 900 00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:29,620 and the huge risks they were taking. 901 00:51:29,654 --> 00:51:31,856 -shell could be opening up the entire arctic to the world. 902 00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:32,990 Are they ready? 903 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:36,527 Oil companies keep saying they can conquer the arctic, 904 00:51:36,561 --> 00:51:39,830 but the arctic keeps disagreeing with the oil companies. 905 00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:43,168 Shell oil is preparing to send salvage crews 906 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:45,403 to the waters in the gulf of alaska. 907 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:48,139 That's where one of its oil rigs ran aground on new years eve. 908 00:51:48,173 --> 00:51:51,376 -the rig is carrying more than 140,000 gallons of fuel 909 00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:54,645 and is sitting in a fragile ocean ecosystem. 910 00:51:54,679 --> 00:51:57,248 -after shell's arctic rigs ran aground, 911 00:51:57,282 --> 00:52:00,251 the u.s. pulled their permit to drill. 912 00:52:00,285 --> 00:52:02,353 So what did shell do? 913 00:52:02,387 --> 00:52:04,155 They teamed up with gazprom 914 00:52:04,189 --> 00:52:06,257 to drill in the russian arctic instead. 915 00:52:06,291 --> 00:52:10,928 Gazprom, russia's largest energy company, 916 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:15,800 already spills millions of tons of oil per year. 917 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:20,671 But gazprom is putin's pet corporation. 918 00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:23,174 When activists intervene, 919 00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:26,143 russia responds with bullets and the gulag. 920 00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:30,815 We needed to do something almost as crazy 921 00:52:30,848 --> 00:52:35,686 as what gazprom and shell were doing. 922 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:40,491 But this time, I needed mike's help. 923 00:52:40,525 --> 00:52:42,793 -andy keeps trying to get me to help with a new action, 924 00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:46,197 and, well, he has a point. 925 00:52:46,231 --> 00:52:48,333 This news about what shell's doing with gazprom, 926 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:51,336 it makes the most basic instinct about parenting -- 927 00:52:51,369 --> 00:52:55,940 protecting your kids -- into a huge dilemma. 928 00:52:55,973 --> 00:52:59,310 Should I just raise them in the safest place possible, 929 00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:00,811 or should I try to stop these maniacs 930 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:06,284 from destroying their future? 931 00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:07,985 I agreed to help andy with his plan 932 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:14,392 to attack shell on their home turf. 933 00:53:14,425 --> 00:53:16,427 -people needed to know about the partnership 934 00:53:16,461 --> 00:53:17,895 between gazprom and shell, 935 00:53:17,928 --> 00:53:20,831 the netherlands' biggest company. 936 00:53:23,734 --> 00:53:26,003 So we'd pose as gazprom, 937 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:29,707 and deliver to the amsterdam zoo a spectacular gift 938 00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:32,643 freshly kidnapped from the russian arctic. 939 00:53:32,677 --> 00:53:34,245 -jesus christ. 940 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,515 -who's in the ass and who's in the head? 941 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,417 -eh, I was in the ass earlier. 942 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,386 okay. 943 00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:46,724 I love it in here so far, but when you're in, 944 00:53:46,757 --> 00:53:48,759 I'm not so sure I'm gonna love it. 945 00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:50,328 My head is gonna be right up your ass. 946 00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:51,028 -ahh, shut up. 947 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,563 -god damn it. -shit! 948 00:53:52,597 --> 00:53:55,300 -did you wash at all today or yesterday? 949 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:56,033 -yes, I did! 950 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,702 -okay. 951 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,970 Uh, left, right, I mean left... 952 00:54:00,004 --> 00:54:02,973 I don't know how bears walk. 953 00:54:03,007 --> 00:54:04,609 Okay, are we in the cage? -we're in the cage. 954 00:54:05,843 --> 00:54:08,846 All the way down, and then we're falling. 955 00:54:08,879 --> 00:54:10,715 Yep, one, two three. 956 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,483 -ow! -oh sorry! 957 00:54:12,517 --> 00:54:15,353 -oh, right in the eye. 958 00:54:15,386 --> 00:54:18,423 I was super relieved mike was here. 959 00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:19,990 It meant that this time, 960 00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:22,460 I didn't have to coordinate everything. 961 00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:24,495 Wait, we're not playing the tuba, though. 962 00:54:24,529 --> 00:54:27,298 We're just standing around like dopes, right 963 00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:28,032 -no, you're in the band. 964 00:54:28,065 --> 00:54:30,034 -oh, we're playing instruments. 965 00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:37,708 We're wearing costumes, we have to get on the boat. 966 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:39,344 I was a little concerned. 967 00:54:39,377 --> 00:54:42,713 I mean, I thought this was andy's plan. 968 00:54:42,747 --> 00:54:44,349 -oh yeah, I wanted to know 969 00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:45,950 why you thought it didn't make sense. 970 00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:47,718 -i was saying that it's super complicated, 971 00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,086 that's what I was saying. 972 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:51,656 -well, yeah, but so is a lot of what we do. 973 00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:53,991 It just becomes simple, doesn't it? 974 00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:57,528 -the boat shoves off, and then the two -- 975 00:54:57,562 --> 00:54:59,897 the leo, the russian... 976 00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:40,838 andy. hi. 977 00:55:40,871 --> 00:55:43,941 -the actor playing our gazprom representative arrived. 978 00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:45,376 papa bear! 979 00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:48,012 -he was super enthusiastic. 980 00:55:48,045 --> 00:55:51,616 There was just one small problem. 981 00:55:51,649 --> 00:55:54,051 Bad. 982 00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:55,886 -yeah, it's good. -yeah. 983 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,488 It's perfect. It's perfect amount. 984 00:55:57,522 --> 00:56:00,057 -yeah, but I know not a lot of words. 985 00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:04,862 -i did my best to explain what we were about to do. 986 00:56:04,895 --> 00:56:08,032 So basically, the bear is in the cage. 987 00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:12,102 The barge is parading through the canals 988 00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:16,173 before the bear is presented as a gift from gazprom 989 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:19,877 to shell and the people of holland at the zoo. 990 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,111 -and...action. 991 00:56:21,145 --> 00:56:24,749 -gazprom is here help to shell. 992 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:25,916 -to help shell. 993 00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:27,818 Gazprom is here to help shell. 994 00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:29,153 -oh. 995 00:56:29,186 --> 00:56:32,890 And already we help safely relovate reindeer. 996 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:34,492 -say "relocate" for me. 997 00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:35,660 -relocate. 998 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:37,094 -relocate. -shit. 999 00:56:37,962 --> 00:56:42,032 -we freed bear firmty... 1000 00:56:44,602 --> 00:56:47,938 firmly...for... 1001 00:56:47,972 --> 00:56:49,940 C'mon. 1002 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:51,476 What is funny? 1003 00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:53,978 Firmly for safely. 1004 00:56:54,011 --> 00:56:55,145 -safety. 1005 00:56:55,179 --> 00:56:57,147 -safety. Firmly for safety. 1006 00:56:57,181 --> 00:56:59,083 -it was time to launch. 1007 00:56:59,116 --> 00:57:01,619 -oh, it's so creepy. 1008 00:57:34,552 --> 00:57:36,921 -okay, and down. 1009 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,088 -we had tipped off some reporters 1010 00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:41,191 that a big announcement was gonna be made at the zoo. 1011 00:57:44,695 --> 00:57:46,096 -now watch the poles! 1012 00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:49,634 -here we go, okay. 1013 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:03,648 -okay, okay. 1014 00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:10,988 No go at the zoo. 1015 00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:13,624 But we could still pull this off. 1016 00:58:18,195 --> 00:58:24,101 -ladies and gentlemen, this not just a bear. 1017 00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:27,938 This...the heart of russia. 1018 00:58:27,972 --> 00:58:32,643 For me, very, very, very, very, very important. 1019 00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:36,714 Important in my life, important for my family. 1020 00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:42,286 And now, I give this for you, for you company. 1021 00:58:42,319 --> 00:58:45,956 Shell and gazprom together! 1022 00:58:45,990 --> 00:58:47,157 For future! 1023 00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:51,261 And makey! Only! Everybody! Funny! 1024 00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:53,097 No, sorry. 1025 00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:01,305 -fantastic. 1026 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:05,242 Sometimes things don't work out exactly right. 1027 00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:10,080 sometimes then afterwards you wonder, 1028 00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:14,685 "how did I not realize that was not gonna work out quite right?" 1029 00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:16,153 Hmm. 1030 00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:19,590 Doesn't it seem pretty obvious now that that wouldn't work? 1031 00:59:19,624 --> 00:59:21,325 -oh yeah, let's get some food. Good idea. 1032 00:59:21,358 --> 00:59:22,827 -you're not answering. 1033 00:59:24,762 --> 00:59:28,633 I dunno, it just seems like it was prone to -- it was doomed. 1034 00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:41,979 Whenever we would do actions, I would always think like, 1035 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:45,082 "this is the one that's gonna change everything." 1036 00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:46,383 I would convince myself of that. 1037 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:50,187 And then afterwards there would be this huge depression like, 1038 00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:53,958 "oh, it didn't change everything." 1039 00:59:56,827 --> 01:00:00,197 I decided to go recharge my batteries. 1040 01:00:00,230 --> 01:00:02,900 -this is where we should get gas 1041 01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,368 gas is really good here. 1042 01:00:04,401 --> 01:00:07,705 It's, like, got this special little kick. 1043 01:00:07,738 --> 01:00:08,973 Umm... 1044 01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:10,207 Oh fuck, it's shell. 1045 01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:13,377 -now that we have more daylight, 1046 01:00:13,410 --> 01:00:15,412 you need more energy to enjoy the outdoors. 1047 01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:18,282 Come inside and grab your favorite energy drink today. 1048 01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:21,251 -that's true. no. I just pressed "no." 1049 01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:23,821 -rockstar energy drinks and harley davidson motorcycles. 1050 01:00:23,854 --> 01:00:24,855 -hmm. no. 1051 01:00:24,889 --> 01:00:26,390 -now that I have your attention -- 1052 01:00:26,423 --> 01:00:27,925 -no. -buy any two rockstar... 1053 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:30,127 -no, no, no, no. ...16-ounce cans at our two -- 1054 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:33,063 -mute. 1055 01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:34,665 -this is my high school. 1056 01:00:34,699 --> 01:00:38,368 Oh, there's a high school student. hello. 1057 01:00:40,437 --> 01:00:42,907 They did not have that when I was here. 1058 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:44,942 That. 1059 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:47,177 -i was a jewish kid in arizona, 1060 01:00:47,211 --> 01:00:49,446 I was a little gay kid in arizona, 1061 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:52,182 I was the child of immigrants. 1062 01:00:52,216 --> 01:00:54,885 It was just a soup of weirdness. 1063 01:00:54,919 --> 01:00:57,387 -my dad grew up in belgium during the holocaust 1064 01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:59,423 and had to hide out on farms. 1065 01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:03,227 My dad's dad went to auschwitz. 1066 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:05,763 If you grew up fleeing the nazis, 1067 01:01:05,796 --> 01:01:07,397 it was pretty obvious, I guess, 1068 01:01:07,431 --> 01:01:09,299 that power didn't always tell the truth, 1069 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,402 and it couldn't always be trusted. 1070 01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:19,409 This is the airplane graveyard I used to come to in high school 1071 01:01:19,443 --> 01:01:21,846 when I needed to get away from everything. 1072 01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:26,450 But then I rediscovered 1073 01:01:26,483 --> 01:01:30,387 how fun people could be when I was a junior. 1074 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:31,255 I told everybody that I was 1075 01:01:31,288 --> 01:01:33,758 the grandson of the ayatollah khomeini 1076 01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:37,094 who was public enemy number-one at the time. 1077 01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:40,030 That's me! I'm his grandson! 1078 01:01:40,064 --> 01:01:41,198 At first, nobody believed me, 1079 01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:44,401 and then eventually a lot of people would come up to me 1080 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:46,003 and say "are you really the grandson 1081 01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,004 of the ayatollah khomeini?" 1082 01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:52,743 that was the first time I realized 1083 01:01:52,777 --> 01:01:55,345 I could just make up another identity for myself 1084 01:01:55,379 --> 01:01:57,014 in real life. 1085 01:02:00,117 --> 01:02:02,419 When mike and I started doing this kind of work together, 1086 01:02:02,452 --> 01:02:04,488 it was the first time in my entire life 1087 01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:05,455 that I was just doing something 1088 01:02:05,489 --> 01:02:09,994 and not questioning whether it made sense. 1089 01:02:12,129 --> 01:02:15,132 And then when that broke down, I was kind of in this pit 1090 01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:19,403 of, like, "what good is this? Will anything ever change?" 1091 01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:28,145 -an extraordinary act of daring in the country of tunisia. 1092 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:29,279 People took to the street 1093 01:02:29,313 --> 01:02:32,516 and forced out one of the toughest dictators on earth. 1094 01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:33,483 -in a three-week period, 1095 01:02:33,517 --> 01:02:37,021 a series of non-violent, democratic movements 1096 01:02:37,054 --> 01:02:39,489 have toppled three governments throughout the middle east. 1097 01:02:39,523 --> 01:02:42,559 -governments are worried that a revolution by the people, 1098 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:45,529 for the people might be headed to their country next. 1099 01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:49,533 -we watched spellbound as people around the world 1100 01:02:49,566 --> 01:02:52,436 rose up against overwhelming odds. 1101 01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:55,105 -tens of thousands have voiced their fury 1102 01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:58,142 over unemployment and the apparent indifference 1103 01:02:58,175 --> 01:02:59,509 of mainstream politicians. 1104 01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:02,512 -and then in new york, a protest erupted -- 1105 01:03:02,546 --> 01:03:04,849 not just against government, 1106 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:09,519 but against everything that was wrong with our system. 1107 01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,525 -occupy wall street -- the protest 1108 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:17,995 to growing income inequality in this country. 1109 01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:20,097 -environmental issues, health, education. 1110 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:23,500 Are they lenin and trotsky? 1111 01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:24,701 I don't know what they are. 1112 01:03:24,734 --> 01:03:30,841 -and some are calling this the us version of tahrir square. 1113 01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:33,978 -i am here from egypt... -i am here from egypt... 1114 01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:38,916 -...just to lend my solidarity. -...just to lend my solidarity. 1115 01:03:38,949 --> 01:03:41,085 -we are a part of the global revolution... 1116 01:03:41,118 --> 01:03:43,587 -we are a part of the global revolution... 1117 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:46,356 -...for social and economic justice. 1118 01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:49,326 -...for social and economic justice. 1119 01:03:49,359 --> 01:03:51,962 -young people are aiming 1120 01:03:51,996 --> 01:03:54,131 to overthrow the u.s. financial system. 1121 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,633 And, I mean seriously, 1122 01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,870 there's like a real, you know, chance for change here. 1123 01:03:59,904 --> 01:04:02,472 And because of them, 1124 01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:06,610 the entire world knows that there's a major problem here. 1125 01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:09,079 It's incredibly effective. 1126 01:04:22,026 --> 01:04:23,193 -can anyone call a general assembly? 1127 01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:25,862 Do you know? 1128 01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:32,502 -our process... -our process... 1129 01:04:32,536 --> 01:04:36,006 -...is direct democracy. -...is direct democracy. 1130 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,575 -there is no... -there is no... 1131 01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:41,345 -...hierarchy. -...hierarchy. 1132 01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:50,887 who knew that so many people felt the same way that we did? 1133 01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:56,326 -i gotta pay bank fees like you, 1134 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,196 and I see corporations getting money handed to them, 1135 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,565 and the c.e.o.s making five, six million dollars 1136 01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:03,100 after they took money to bail them out -- 1137 01:05:03,133 --> 01:05:05,435 that pisses me off, too, man. C'mon. 1138 01:05:05,469 --> 01:05:07,938 -since even the cops were fed up, 1139 01:05:07,972 --> 01:05:10,340 maybe they should join a protest. 1140 01:05:10,374 --> 01:05:14,478 -hey, are you using those pizza boxes to sleep on or...? 1141 01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:15,980 -yeah. -oh, okay. 1142 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:17,948 we want to make signs. 1143 01:05:17,982 --> 01:05:19,583 -oh, you can take them. 1144 01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:21,718 -we're done with sleeping. -oh, okay! 1145 01:05:21,751 --> 01:05:23,653 -huddle. huddle, everybody, huddle. huddle. huddle. huddle. 1146 01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:25,622 All right, so this is the deal. 1147 01:05:25,655 --> 01:05:27,958 We are going on a brokers' march. 1148 01:05:27,992 --> 01:05:29,626 We try to get police to go with us. 1149 01:05:58,188 --> 01:06:03,327 [ chanting "wall street is our street!" ] 1150 01:06:10,734 --> 01:06:14,004 -as we walked, more and more police showed up 1151 01:06:14,038 --> 01:06:16,040 to make sure we didn't cause trouble. 1152 01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:23,280 [ chanting "brokers and police for the occupation!" ] 1153 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:39,696 it finally made sense to me 1154 01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:42,532 why we'd been doing stuff for so long. 1155 01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:45,669 You're part of something, and then boom -- 1156 01:06:45,702 --> 01:06:49,739 anything can happen. 1157 01:06:49,773 --> 01:06:51,475 -basically we had given up, 1158 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:56,380 and then suddenly people were there fighting for their future, 1159 01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:57,747 and they saw the connection 1160 01:06:57,781 --> 01:07:00,684 between the money system and the environment. 1161 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:04,221 [ chanting, "hey, obama! We don't want no climate drama!" ] 1162 01:07:04,254 --> 01:07:05,689 -wall street's been occupying the atmosphere 1163 01:07:05,722 --> 01:07:07,524 for 25 or 30 years. 1164 01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:08,525 We can never get anything done 1165 01:07:08,558 --> 01:07:10,660 because big oil just puts the kibosh on it. 1166 01:07:10,694 --> 01:07:11,828 Everybody's finally just saying, "enough. 1167 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:15,365 Corporations don't get to run everything all the time." 1168 01:07:15,399 --> 01:07:19,836 -we are at a tipping point for this environmental movement. 1169 01:07:19,869 --> 01:07:24,508 With enough pressure, we can change history right now! 1170 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,710 Today! 1171 01:07:29,646 --> 01:07:33,117 -in every way, occupy was exactly what I was looking for. 1172 01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:36,453 It felt like when I first started working with mike -- 1173 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:39,556 it just flowed. 1174 01:07:39,589 --> 01:07:42,792 -the entire way that we got started 1175 01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:45,795 when we were doing the anti-globalization stuff 1176 01:07:45,829 --> 01:07:47,764 was by working as a little cell 1177 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,433 that contributed to a big movement. 1178 01:07:49,466 --> 01:07:52,102 It was a global movement. 1179 01:07:54,304 --> 01:07:58,775 I hadn't felt part of something like that in a really long time. 1180 01:08:04,248 --> 01:08:06,383 -on occupy, cities across the country 1181 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:08,685 telling wall street protesters time is up. 1182 01:08:08,718 --> 01:08:12,156 -in the middle of the night, new york city police raided 1183 01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:14,824 and cleared out the occupy wall street encampment. 1184 01:08:14,858 --> 01:08:16,726 -move! Move! 1185 01:08:22,699 --> 01:08:25,569 ! 1186 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:28,838 -you gotta move. let's go. 1187 01:08:28,872 --> 01:08:29,873 -get back! 1188 01:08:45,289 --> 01:08:46,356 -let's go, sir. 1189 01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:47,724 -it's that or you go to jail! Let's go right now! 1190 01:08:47,757 --> 01:08:48,925 Move! 1191 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:50,160 -what you're doing now is illegal. 1192 01:08:50,194 --> 01:08:52,662 You know what? 1193 01:08:52,696 --> 01:08:53,930 -it's within my rights to videotape. 1194 01:08:53,963 --> 01:08:54,764 -no, it's not. 1195 01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:56,800 ! Sir! 1196 01:08:56,833 --> 01:08:58,302 I'm not fucking with you. 1197 01:08:58,335 --> 01:09:00,937 -sometimes, if you get pushed around, 1198 01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:03,907 you just want to push back harder. 1199 01:09:08,545 --> 01:09:10,547 -can we get cameras on them arresting?! 1200 01:09:12,916 --> 01:09:16,152 -we decided to move back to new york. 1201 01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:25,762 -this is zucotti square after the eviction. 1202 01:09:25,795 --> 01:09:28,565 Just feels like nostalgia. 1203 01:09:28,598 --> 01:09:32,536 Like, the center of intensity is elsewhere now, 1204 01:09:32,569 --> 01:09:37,274 and that's normal 'cause movements aren't just one thing. 1205 01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:39,976 Movements just, like, surface, and something happens, 1206 01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:43,880 and then they sink and appear in a radically different way. 1207 01:10:04,401 --> 01:10:07,271 -it's definitely weird. 1208 01:10:07,304 --> 01:10:09,005 Like there's three storms at once, 1209 01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:11,941 and they're all hitting here. 1210 01:10:15,011 --> 01:10:17,847 -the east coast bracing for a monster storm. 1211 01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:19,883 -hurricane sandy crashing on shore, 1212 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:22,852 winds now at 90 miles per hour. 1213 01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:26,956 -it is chaos along the jersey shore. 1214 01:10:29,393 --> 01:10:32,028 -this is the time to try to save yourself and your family. 1215 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:34,898 -6 to 12 feet of sea and river flow, 1216 01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:37,934 fill low-lying areas of manhattan like a basin. 1217 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,373 -it's like the apocalypse has hit. 1218 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:50,347 -this is the new normal. Climate change is a reality. 1219 01:10:58,021 --> 01:10:59,022 No, you don't. 1220 01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:05,295 That's because that's manhattan without power. 1221 01:11:05,329 --> 01:11:08,832 I don't think I can make it through there. 1222 01:11:33,723 --> 01:11:36,893 jesus christ. 1223 01:11:36,926 --> 01:11:40,063 It doesn't really end, does it? 1224 01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:02,085 -look at these. 1225 01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:03,853 These are from the '50s. 1226 01:12:03,887 --> 01:12:04,888 -oh, shit. 1227 01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:08,625 -old family photos that have just drifted out. 1228 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:42,992 -the occupy wall street network 1229 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:45,395 just went into, like, full effect. 1230 01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:48,398 I mean, lower east side, um, you have it in sunset park, 1231 01:12:48,432 --> 01:12:50,400 you know, you have it in rockaway. 1232 01:12:50,434 --> 01:12:51,968 We went, set up kitchens everywhere. 1233 01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:55,405 It was amazing. 1234 01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:57,006 -it's amazing that a community-relief effort 1235 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,409 led by any volunteer that could go 1236 01:12:59,443 --> 01:13:02,045 got here three days before the national guard 1237 01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:03,413 and the red cross. 1238 01:13:08,151 --> 01:13:11,688 -occupy may have been kicked out of wall street, 1239 01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:14,491 but the occupy networks were alive and well, 1240 01:13:14,524 --> 01:13:18,027 and were busy trying to save the city that had evicted them. 1241 01:13:30,006 --> 01:13:31,641 it was just announced 1242 01:13:31,675 --> 01:13:35,645 that apparently our power is gonna be out for four days, 1243 01:13:35,679 --> 01:13:39,983 and I live on the 19th floor. 1244 01:13:42,051 --> 01:13:45,722 -wait for me. 1245 01:13:55,499 --> 01:13:58,134 hold on. 1246 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:05,609 here we go -- wine. 1247 01:14:11,515 --> 01:14:15,251 It was kind of weird, what you did in, um, seattle. 1248 01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:16,720 When I was in seattle. 1249 01:14:16,753 --> 01:14:18,822 I withheld some information. 1250 01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:20,490 Yes, yes I did. 1251 01:14:20,524 --> 01:14:23,226 -you didn't tell me that you were having a child. 1252 01:14:23,259 --> 01:14:26,796 This is not the way a friend behaves. 1253 01:14:26,830 --> 01:14:31,668 -you never once said, "oh, congratulations 1254 01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:34,203 about your first child, or your second child." 1255 01:14:34,237 --> 01:14:37,006 I never said congratulations... 1256 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:39,142 About child one or child two? 1257 01:14:39,175 --> 01:14:41,611 -i...i don't -- no, I don't think so. 1258 01:14:41,645 --> 01:14:45,749 -i'm probably, actually, probably a bit jealous. 1259 01:14:45,782 --> 01:14:47,584 -yeah. 1260 01:14:47,617 --> 01:14:49,218 You have this thing that you love, 1261 01:14:49,252 --> 01:14:51,955 and it loves you and -- am I romanticizing it? 1262 01:14:51,988 --> 01:14:54,090 -no, no. It's exactly the way it is. 1263 01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:57,426 that's accurate. 1264 01:14:57,460 --> 01:15:00,229 -i know you didn't have kids to hurt me, but -- 1265 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:06,736 like, it means that I haven't had a partner to work with. 1266 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:14,744 -okay, I should have... 1267 01:15:14,778 --> 01:15:16,980 I should have told you about the baby. 1268 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:19,015 I should have told you about the baby. 1269 01:15:19,048 --> 01:15:21,551 -you have three kids, 1270 01:15:21,585 --> 01:15:25,689 and we fly around in airplanes, and we eat meat. 1271 01:15:25,722 --> 01:15:27,223 -yeah, we're hypocrites! 1272 01:15:27,256 --> 01:15:29,225 We grow up thinking that you have to get ahead 1273 01:15:29,258 --> 01:15:31,761 by getting a better job, thinking that you have to 1274 01:15:31,795 --> 01:15:33,630 accumulate as much wealth as you can, 1275 01:15:33,663 --> 01:15:37,300 thinking about all these things that become like breathing. 1276 01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:40,336 -mmm-hmm. 1277 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:43,206 How do we deal with that? 1278 01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:44,073 -that's it, yeah. 1279 01:15:44,107 --> 01:15:47,043 You have to change the whole culture. 1280 01:15:47,076 --> 01:15:48,277 That's what it is. 1281 01:15:48,311 --> 01:15:50,580 I mean, it's like, it's revolution 1282 01:15:50,614 --> 01:15:53,850 'cause it's, like, really changing everything. 1283 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:55,685 You know why I stay optimistic 1284 01:15:55,719 --> 01:15:58,588 even though it's completely kind of irrational? 1285 01:15:58,622 --> 01:16:01,891 There are so many struggles that have won 1286 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:05,361 that seemed completely impossible to win. 1287 01:16:05,394 --> 01:16:08,297 And climate change certainly seems enormous, 1288 01:16:08,331 --> 01:16:11,167 but it seems when a lot of people decide 1289 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,803 to do something, they succeed. 1290 01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:23,179 -he's still sleeping. 1291 01:16:26,049 --> 01:16:28,985 He's still alive. 1292 01:16:29,018 --> 01:16:32,355 Power's still out. 1293 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:35,859 -yeah, awesome. 1294 01:16:35,892 --> 01:16:37,994 -mmm. 1295 01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:39,228 -i made it. 1296 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:42,699 I've become very good at making pears. 1297 01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:49,272 -so, we have to work. -yeah. 1298 01:16:49,305 --> 01:16:51,240 -we have to get back in the saddle. 1299 01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:53,209 I mean, cheers. -cheers. 1300 01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:56,379 To saddle. -yes. 1301 01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:05,855 -we knew there was a way to pull the plug on big oil. 1302 01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:11,695 It was time for a showdown. 1303 01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:16,365 Ever since we'd met gitz, we'd wanted to do something together. 1304 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:18,868 Posing as government bigwigs, 1305 01:17:18,902 --> 01:17:22,371 we would infiltrate a homeland-security conference 1306 01:17:22,405 --> 01:17:26,109 and announce that the u.s.a. Was outlawing fossil fuels 1307 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,712 and replacing them with renewables. 1308 01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:30,680 And the best part? 1309 01:17:30,714 --> 01:17:32,682 The new wind and solar power plants 1310 01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:34,383 would be owned by native tribes 1311 01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:37,353 as partial reparations for genocide. 1312 01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:38,922 -to actually have white people 1313 01:17:38,955 --> 01:17:41,324 wearing bands that say "native headdress," 1314 01:17:41,357 --> 01:17:43,359 and instead of a feather, a windmill, 1315 01:17:43,392 --> 01:17:45,895 this is us making fun of the american ideal 1316 01:17:45,929 --> 01:17:47,263 of what it is to be indian. 1317 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:51,267 -this would truly be a second thanksgiving. 1318 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:54,237 -i told the conference 1319 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:56,973 that I represented general colin powell, 1320 01:17:57,006 --> 01:18:00,009 and they were pumped to have him speak. 1321 01:18:00,043 --> 01:18:02,812 -so, our speakers are running just a tad late, 1322 01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:04,347 but we're not gonna worry about it. 1323 01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:07,884 General colin powell is, uh, coming to speak to us, 1324 01:18:07,917 --> 01:18:10,086 and he's bringing a couple of colleagues. 1325 01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:13,790 -general powell, of course, would not show up. 1326 01:18:13,823 --> 01:18:16,392 But his colleagues were nearly there. 1327 01:18:16,425 --> 01:18:19,362 -oh, my god. you guys! 1328 01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:21,397 Is this not gonna be a total giveaway? 1329 01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:22,331 -no. 1330 01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:25,802 -is there a way to like, you know, maybe... 1331 01:18:25,835 --> 01:18:28,504 Make it a little less... Like it is? 1332 01:18:30,373 --> 01:18:31,507 -who's the other presentation you have? 1333 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,476 -well, the admiral, 1334 01:18:33,509 --> 01:18:36,846 and he's followed by the deputy of the secret service. 1335 01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:39,916 So, you've got two, like, exceedingly senior people. 1336 01:18:39,949 --> 01:18:41,184 -okay. all right. 1337 01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:44,487 Well, I'm gonna just confirm with them because he's so late, 1338 01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:45,755 I'm beginning to wonder what's going on. 1339 01:18:45,789 --> 01:18:47,523 -this is mr.benedict waterman. 1340 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:50,760 -hi, barbara alexander, I'm so glad to meet you. 1341 01:18:50,794 --> 01:18:52,996 -hello. -hi. 1342 01:18:53,029 --> 01:18:55,031 -i'm nervous. 1343 01:18:55,064 --> 01:18:57,767 Me and tito are sitting down, we're trying to make small talk. 1344 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:29,098 -these guys weren't exactly tree-hugging eco freaks. 1345 01:19:29,132 --> 01:19:33,536 We had an aspiring republican congressman, a two-star general, 1346 01:19:33,569 --> 01:19:36,372 lots of defense contractors, 1347 01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:38,942 and weird security guards in trench coats. 1348 01:19:38,975 --> 01:19:43,046 How would they react to an energy revolution? 1349 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:45,481 -our first speaker is, uh, 1350 01:19:45,514 --> 01:19:47,583 undersecretary of policy implementation 1351 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:52,288 at the department of energy, mr. benedict waterman. 1352 01:19:58,594 --> 01:20:01,230 -on behalf of the department of energy, 1353 01:20:01,264 --> 01:20:03,599 I'm very excited to announce today 1354 01:20:03,632 --> 01:20:05,601 a great new plan that will do nothing less 1355 01:20:05,634 --> 01:20:08,571 than convert the united states' energy grid 1356 01:20:08,604 --> 01:20:12,308 into one that's powered entirely by renewable sources. 1357 01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:14,477 As the dire reality of climate change 1358 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,612 becomes more and more inescapable, 1359 01:20:16,645 --> 01:20:19,883 people will take the future into their own hands. 1360 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:22,218 And historically we know that popular resistance 1361 01:20:22,251 --> 01:20:26,589 is a force that can only, with difficulty, be countervailed. 1362 01:20:26,622 --> 01:20:28,557 A revolutionary energy program today 1363 01:20:28,591 --> 01:20:31,327 is easier than a real revolution tomorrow. 1364 01:20:34,463 --> 01:20:37,533 by 2030, america will produce 100% 1365 01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:39,602 of our energy from renewables, 1366 01:20:39,635 --> 01:20:42,505 establishing us once again as a global leader 1367 01:20:42,538 --> 01:20:45,474 in confronting the supreme challenge of climate change. 1368 01:20:51,915 --> 01:20:54,383 we're excited to be working with the bureau of indian affairs 1369 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:58,087 and some of the largest tribes from arizona to the dakotas 1370 01:20:58,121 --> 01:21:00,256 to site major wind and solar facilities 1371 01:21:00,289 --> 01:21:03,626 that will provide a large chunk of america's power. 1372 01:21:03,659 --> 01:21:05,661 The tribes will own these facilities, 1373 01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:08,564 they will provide an enormous stimulus to the economy, 1374 01:21:08,597 --> 01:21:11,400 and great resilience in the face of future threats. 1375 01:21:11,434 --> 01:21:15,404 It's time for a second thanksgiving. 1376 01:21:22,445 --> 01:21:23,679 -i am bana slow horse, 1377 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:26,482 and the director of industrial development 1378 01:21:26,515 --> 01:21:28,117 for the bureau of indian affairs. 1379 01:21:28,151 --> 01:21:29,652 I am a member of the wannabe nation. 1380 01:21:29,685 --> 01:21:32,155 Joining me is my nephew here. 1381 01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:35,658 He's a fire chief, a war chief, a water chief, 1382 01:21:35,691 --> 01:21:37,126 and he's actually also a midwife. 1383 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,627 Helps young mothers. 1384 01:21:41,264 --> 01:21:44,600 there's a long, sordid history between the americans 1385 01:21:44,633 --> 01:21:45,734 and indigenous peoples, 1386 01:21:45,768 --> 01:21:49,005 and it always hasn't been a beneficial relationship, 1387 01:21:49,038 --> 01:21:50,439 at least not to us. 1388 01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:53,242 For the first time, we have a voice, 1389 01:21:53,276 --> 01:21:57,013 and we will own, truly own, this new energy production, 1390 01:21:57,046 --> 01:21:58,647 and that's progress. 1391 01:21:58,681 --> 01:22:01,284 And it will build us a stronger economy, 1392 01:22:01,317 --> 01:22:05,989 a brighter future, it will give something our children. 1393 01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:12,095 -there was a lot of work done on benedict's behalf, 1394 01:22:12,128 --> 01:22:14,497 just want to acknowledge and honor that. 1395 01:22:14,530 --> 01:22:18,201 So, I actually went and killed a deer, I tanned the hide myself. 1396 01:22:20,669 --> 01:22:24,974 I give you this gift. 1397 01:22:29,378 --> 01:22:32,281 to mark this grand occasion between our two peoples, 1398 01:22:32,315 --> 01:22:34,650 um, we want to acknowledge this with a round dance, 1399 01:22:34,683 --> 01:22:37,620 and I encourage everybody to join us together. 1400 01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:40,089 -we just... 1401 01:22:40,123 --> 01:22:42,725 -form a circle around us if it's possible. 1402 01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:43,592 -all the way around. 1403 01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:45,961 -yeah, we can do all the way around. 1404 01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:53,069 -ladies and gentlemen, uh, excuse me. 1405 01:22:53,102 --> 01:22:56,105 I composed this song for this occasion, 1406 01:22:56,139 --> 01:22:59,408 I made it a simple song so we can sing it together 1407 01:22:59,442 --> 01:23:02,711 because it's not just my song, it belongs to all of us. 1408 01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:06,215 * Wayahey 1409 01:23:06,249 --> 01:23:08,351 -* Wayahey 1410 01:23:08,384 --> 01:23:09,485 -* Wayaho 1411 01:23:09,518 --> 01:23:12,121 -* Wayaho 1412 01:23:12,155 --> 01:23:13,656 -* Wayahay 1413 01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:15,758 -* Wayahay 1414 01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:17,560 -* Wayaho 1415 01:23:17,593 --> 01:23:19,528 -* Wayaho 1416 01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:21,497 -* Wayahey, hey, now 1417 01:23:21,530 --> 01:23:24,133 -* Wayahey, hey, now 1418 01:23:24,167 --> 01:23:25,601 -* Waya-hohoho 1419 01:23:25,634 --> 01:23:27,303 -* Waya-hohoho 1420 01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:29,372 -* The sun gonna shine 1421 01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:30,806 -* The sun gonna shine 1422 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:32,775 -* The wind gonna blow 1423 01:23:32,808 --> 01:23:34,410 -* The wind gonna blow 1424 01:23:34,443 --> 01:23:36,779 -* That's all we need 1425 01:23:36,812 --> 01:23:38,781 -* That's all we need 1426 01:23:38,814 --> 01:23:40,483 -* To continue to grow 1427 01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:42,718 -* To continue to grow 1428 01:23:55,164 --> 01:23:56,699 -uh, it would be worthwhile, I think, 1429 01:23:56,732 --> 01:23:58,801 to get an opportunity to perhaps chat with you 1430 01:23:58,834 --> 01:24:00,536 or your staff or whoever you deem appropriate. 1431 01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:01,770 -absolutely. 1432 01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:11,514 -thank you. thank you so much. 1433 01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:16,485 -so, I have a lot sisters and, uh... 1434 01:24:19,622 --> 01:24:20,256 Definitely, definitely. 1435 01:24:25,761 --> 01:24:28,297 -that's fantastic. so excited. 1436 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:32,935 -great. 1437 01:24:32,968 --> 01:24:34,570 -i was surprised to see someone from northrup grumman 1438 01:24:34,603 --> 01:24:35,804 acting so excited. 1439 01:24:35,838 --> 01:24:36,805 You weren't talking about weapons, 1440 01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:37,873 you're talking about renewables. 1441 01:24:37,906 --> 01:24:39,742 -you know, surprisingly enough, 1442 01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:42,445 most people are not megalomaniacally insane, 1443 01:24:42,478 --> 01:24:45,281 even people who work for northrup grumman. 1444 01:24:45,314 --> 01:24:47,150 And if they're given the opportunity 1445 01:24:47,183 --> 01:24:50,153 to, uh, do what they actually believe in their hearts 1446 01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:52,221 is the right thing, they go with it. 1447 01:24:52,255 --> 01:24:55,124 -the fact that we could get all these people that we think 1448 01:24:55,158 --> 01:24:56,792 of as being from the dark side 1449 01:24:56,825 --> 01:24:58,827 to dance in support of renewable energy 1450 01:24:58,861 --> 01:25:01,130 is that there are very few people who actually want us 1451 01:25:01,164 --> 01:25:03,532 to continue on this fossil-fuel path. 1452 01:25:03,566 --> 01:25:04,900 And we have to force our leaders 1453 01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:07,470 to actually do what we need them to do, 1454 01:25:07,503 --> 01:25:09,805 and then people will follow. 1455 01:25:09,838 --> 01:25:12,675 Except for a few oil-company execs. 1456 01:25:12,708 --> 01:25:14,410 -good stuff. -thank you, thank you. 1457 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,645 Don't forget that song now, you sing it anytime. 1458 01:25:18,381 --> 01:25:20,649 -can getting a room full of defense contractors 1459 01:25:20,683 --> 01:25:26,455 to dance for energy revolution actually change the world? 1460 01:25:28,291 --> 01:25:30,859 -probably not on its own. 1461 01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:34,563 But what we've realized is to keep going, 1462 01:25:34,597 --> 01:25:38,167 we've gotta be part of something bigger than ourselves. 1463 01:25:38,201 --> 01:25:41,904 And that's the only way we're going to win this fight. 1464 01:25:59,722 --> 01:26:02,191 -well, the movie's about what we can do 1465 01:26:02,225 --> 01:26:03,392 to help make sure that things 1466 01:26:03,426 --> 01:26:05,861 are okay in the future, you know, for you. 1467 01:26:05,894 --> 01:26:07,830 There's a lot of people who are just, 1468 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:09,532 like, making a lot of money, 1469 01:26:09,565 --> 01:26:12,335 sometimes in ways that aren't very good for the world. 1470 01:26:13,736 --> 01:26:16,405 It's just a stupid old piece of paper. 1471 01:26:16,439 --> 01:26:17,906 -that's a hard one. 1472 01:26:17,940 --> 01:26:19,475 But you know, there's also 1473 01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:21,944 a lot of people fighting back, changing -- 1474 01:26:21,977 --> 01:26:24,813 -like you do, 'cause you're making movies to stop it! 1475 01:26:25,981 --> 01:26:29,818 it's only a little part of stopping it, what we do. 1476 01:26:41,297 --> 01:26:43,866 -wait a second. This movie can't end that way. 1477 01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:47,303 -it's not a movie about walking into the distance, 1478 01:26:47,336 --> 01:26:48,203 holding hands. 1479 01:26:48,237 --> 01:26:50,005 -i don't see anything wrong with that. 1480 01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:51,407 -no, it's like a cowboy movie or something. 1481 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:52,107 -it's nice. it feels good. 1482 01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:53,509 -we want people to see this film 1483 01:26:53,542 --> 01:26:54,910 and go out and do something themselves. 1484 01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:56,645 Like, maybe using our website. 1485 01:26:56,679 --> 01:26:58,314 -yeah, but you can't see people 1486 01:26:58,347 --> 01:27:00,716 participating through a website, can you? 1487 01:27:00,749 --> 01:27:01,750 -no. -not very good for a film. 1488 01:27:01,784 --> 01:27:03,919 -no. so here it is at the end of a film though. 1489 01:27:03,952 --> 01:27:05,954 It's good for the credits. 1490 01:27:08,424 --> 01:27:09,692 -okay, take a look here. 1491 01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:10,726 This is a fake website, 1492 01:27:10,759 --> 01:27:13,996 and the victim of this hoax is peabody energy. 1493 01:27:14,029 --> 01:27:15,264 The fake website says 1494 01:27:15,298 --> 01:27:18,967 the company would offer free decorated inhalers to children. 1495 01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:22,605 It wants to make asthma cool by making their inhalers look cool. 1496 01:27:24,307 --> 01:27:26,309 -get this, a major american corporation, 1497 01:27:26,342 --> 01:27:28,010 out of the goodness of its own heart, 1498 01:27:28,043 --> 01:27:29,678 donating billions of dollars. 1499 01:27:29,712 --> 01:27:33,882 -activists were behind this to shine the spotlight on g.e. 1500 01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:35,984 For not paying any u.s. taxes. 1501 01:27:36,018 --> 01:27:37,185 -i pay my taxes, why doesn't g.e.? 1502 01:27:37,219 --> 01:27:42,057 -if you are stopped and frisked three times by the nypd 1503 01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:43,792 you get a free happy meal? 1504 01:27:43,826 --> 01:27:48,297 -fill out your name, ethnicity, after three stops, you're in. 1505 01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:51,367 Exchange it for a free happy meal. 1506 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:54,002 -oh, and one more thing. 1507 01:27:54,036 --> 01:27:55,804 Remember that lawsuit? 1508 01:27:55,838 --> 01:27:57,039 Well, after four years, 1509 01:27:57,072 --> 01:27:59,074 just as it was about to head to trial, 1510 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,744 the chamber decided to drop it. 1511 01:28:01,777 --> 01:28:03,312 -the chamber of commerce 1512 01:28:03,346 --> 01:28:05,047 is withdrawing their lawsuit against us. 1513 01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:07,683 If this lawsuit had gone to trial, 1514 01:28:07,716 --> 01:28:11,420 we would have had the right to do our own investigation. 1515 01:28:11,454 --> 01:28:14,623 -we would have been able to look into the chamber's finances. 1516 01:28:14,657 --> 01:28:17,993 -and we would have been able to learn how they manage to be 1517 01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:20,463 the most heavily funded lobbying organization 1518 01:28:20,496 --> 01:28:24,600 in the world to support corporate rule without limits. 1519 01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:27,035 -and we finally do have business cards. 1520 01:28:27,069 --> 01:28:29,472 -yes, we finally have some business cards. 1521 01:28:29,505 --> 01:28:33,376 Um, incidentally, the chamber is offering a free lunch today. 1522 01:28:33,409 --> 01:28:35,411 They're having a conference on how big business 1523 01:28:35,444 --> 01:28:37,846 can impact the measure of government, 1524 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:40,949 and it's listed on their website. -ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if any of you 1525 01:28:40,983 --> 01:28:42,985 ...that you have a right to a free lunch here ...are legitimate media, 1526 01:28:43,018 --> 01:28:45,354 if you just go and sign up. Sorry. 1527 01:28:45,388 --> 01:28:49,057 Whatever he's told you, at least as to lunches, 1528 01:28:49,091 --> 01:28:50,058 it's not true, so... 1529 01:28:50,092 --> 01:28:52,127 -it does say so on the website. 1530 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:54,430 Do you have a business card? -i do indeed. 1531 01:28:54,463 --> 01:28:55,864 - i have a business card. -i know. 1532 01:28:55,898 --> 01:28:56,999 -are you sure you work for the chamber? 1533 01:28:57,032 --> 01:29:00,068 -okay, thank you very much. 1534 01:29:00,102 --> 01:29:03,606 * The sun gonna shine, the sun gonna shine * 1535 01:29:03,639 --> 01:29:07,676 * The wind gonna blow, the wind gonna blow * 1536 01:29:07,710 --> 01:29:09,645 * Wayahey, hey, now 1537 01:29:09,678 --> 01:29:11,514 * Wayahey, hey, now 1538 01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:13,115 * Wayaho 1539 01:29:13,148 --> 01:29:15,017 * Wayaho 1540 01:29:15,050 --> 01:29:16,952 * Wayahey 1541 01:29:16,985 --> 01:29:18,854 * Wayahey 1542 01:29:18,887 --> 01:29:20,756 * Wayaho 1543 01:29:20,789 --> 01:29:22,591 * Wayaho 1544 01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:24,126 * Wayahey, hey, now 1545 01:29:24,159 --> 01:29:26,429 * Wayahey, hey, now 1546 01:29:26,462 --> 01:29:28,130 * Wayaho 1547 01:29:28,163 --> 01:29:29,632 * Wayaho 1548 01:29:29,665 --> 01:29:33,168 * The sun gonna shine, the sun gonna shine * 1549 01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:37,172 * The wind gonna blow, the wind gonna blow * 1550 01:29:37,205 --> 01:29:39,174 * Wayahey, hey, now 1551 01:29:39,207 --> 01:29:41,109 * Wayahey, hey, now 1552 01:29:41,143 --> 01:29:42,978 * Wayaho 1553 01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:44,547 * Wayaho 1554 01:29:44,580 --> 01:29:48,083 * The sun gonna shine, the sun gonna shine * 1555 01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:52,120 * The wind need to blow, the wind need to blow * 1556 01:29:52,154 --> 01:29:55,691 * The sun gonna shine, the sun gonna shine * 1557 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:59,161 * The wind gonna blow, the wind gonna blow * 1558 01:29:59,194 --> 01:30:03,165 * That's all we need, that's all we need * 1559 01:30:03,198 --> 01:30:07,135 * In order to grow, in order to grow * 1560 01:30:07,169 --> 01:30:09,104 * Wayahey 1561 01:30:09,137 --> 01:30:10,973 * Wayahey 1562 01:30:11,006 --> 01:30:12,841 * Wayaho 1563 01:30:12,875 --> 01:30:14,710 * Wayaho 1564 01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:16,211 * Wayahey, hey, now 1565 01:30:16,244 --> 01:30:18,113 * Wayahey, hey, now 1566 01:30:18,146 --> 01:30:20,148 * Waya-hohoho 1567 01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:22,084 * Waya-hohoho 1568 01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:23,986 * Wayahey 1569 01:30:24,019 --> 01:30:25,888 * Wayahey 1570 01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:27,756 * Wayaho 1571 01:30:27,790 --> 01:30:29,625 * Wayaho 1572 01:30:29,658 --> 01:30:31,159 * A mini-haha, now 1573 01:30:31,193 --> 01:30:33,195 * A mini-haha, now 1574 01:30:33,228 --> 01:30:35,097 * A mini-hohoho 1575 01:30:35,130 --> 01:30:37,032 * Mini-hohoho 1576 01:30:37,065 --> 01:30:38,934 * Wayahey 1577 01:30:38,967 --> 01:30:40,803 * Wayahey 1578 01:30:40,836 --> 01:30:42,671 * Wayaho 1579 01:30:42,705 --> 01:30:44,473 * Wayaho 1580 01:30:44,507 --> 01:30:46,074 * Wayahey 1581 01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:48,143 * Wayahey 1582 01:30:48,176 --> 01:30:50,012 * Wayaho 1583 01:30:50,045 --> 01:30:51,847 * Wayaho 1584 01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:53,816 * Wayahey 1585 01:30:53,849 --> 01:30:55,684 * Wayahey 1586 01:30:55,718 --> 01:30:57,586 * Wayaho 1587 01:30:57,620 --> 01:30:59,488 * Wayaho 1588 01:30:59,522 --> 01:31:01,189 * Wayahey 1589 01:31:01,223 --> 01:31:03,058 * Wayahey 1590 01:31:03,091 --> 01:31:04,960 * Wayaho 1591 01:31:04,993 --> 01:31:06,829 * Wayaho 1592 01:31:06,862 --> 01:31:08,731 * Wayahey 1593 01:31:08,764 --> 01:31:10,633 * Wayahey 1594 01:31:10,666 --> 01:31:12,535 * Wayaho 1595 01:31:12,568 --> 01:31:14,169 * Wayaho 1596 01:31:14,202 --> 01:31:15,571 * Wayahey 122118

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