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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,295 ANNIE: (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm so... I'm so glad you called. 2 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,339 TED: I'm so glad you were free. 3 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,300 ANNIE: God, I love your eyes. 4 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,719 Okay, now what? 5 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,513 TED: Cup my balls. 6 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,391 ANNIE: Okay, yes. All right. I can do that. 7 00:00:57,849 --> 00:00:58,850 TED: Oh! There it is. ANNIE: There we go. 8 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,227 (MOANING) 9 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:01,937 That feels good. 10 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,314 You know what to do. (LAUGHING) 11 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,569 Okay, you know what? Slow it down, slow it down. 12 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:10,529 Okay. Slow it down. 13 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:12,364 There we go. How's that? 14 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:16,285 That's good, nice and slow. See? Doesn't that feel good? 15 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,578 Yeah. No, I want to go fast. 16 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,496 You want to go fast? Fast. 17 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,290 (GRUNTING) 18 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,251 Yeah. No... 19 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,669 Oh, yeah. That feels good. 20 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,087 Oh, Yeah. 21 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,338 Yeah. 22 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,132 (MOANING LOUDLY) 23 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:31,925 Okay. You know what? I think... 24 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,844 I think maybe we are on different rhythms here. 25 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,345 (PANTING) 26 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,515 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 27 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,559 (GRUNTING) 28 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:41,643 (LAUGHING) 29 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,086 (CLEARS THROAT) 30 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,176 (SIGHING) 31 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:20,390 (GASPS) 32 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,727 I was having a nightmare. I was so scared. 33 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:24,853 (CHUCKUNG) 34 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,229 Good morning. 35 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,314 Good morning. 36 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:30,901 You look beautiful. 37 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,319 No, I'm sure I look terrible. 38 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,363 I just woke up. Are you kidding? 39 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:36,239 I'm sure I'm a mess. 40 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,324 (CHUCKLES) 41 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:38,492 You slept over. 42 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,243 I did. 43 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,913 I thought we had a rule against that. 44 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,122 Oh. 45 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,083 I'm kidding. Oh. (LAUGHS) 46 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,542 That was funny. I'm kidding. 47 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,503 You're funny in the morning. 48 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,171 I like hanging out with you. Oh. Yeah. 49 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:54,675 I love hanging out with you. I think we get along really well 50 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:58,428 and you're so sexy. 51 00:02:58,887 --> 00:03:00,347 I know. 52 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:05,727 I just have a lot coming up at work 53 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,480 and I don't want to make promises I can't keep. 54 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,357 You know what I mean? I know you do. 55 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,401 Yeah. We're on the same page. 56 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,445 I'm not looking for a relationship right now, either. Let's just say that. 57 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:18,365 Whatever you wanna... I can do... 58 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:22,369 I'd rather just... I like simple... I'm not like other girls. 59 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:25,539 I'm not like, "Be my boyfriend!" Unless you were like, "Yeah!" 60 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:27,624 Then I'd be like, "Maybe." (CHUCKLES) 61 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,001 Mmm. But let's not. 62 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,129 I don't want that either. 63 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,392 Wow, this is so awkward. I really want you to leave, 64 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:49,271 but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick. 65 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:17,674 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 66 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,041 Come on! Hands behind your heads! Let's go! Sit-ups! 67 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:54,586 You're looking like pieces of bacon on a plate. 68 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:57,589 It's disgusting! I smell the fat! 69 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,258 (GROANING) He scares me. (GRUNTING) Me, too. 70 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:01,468 LILLIAN: But he's an excellent motivator. 71 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:02,761 That's true. 72 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,805 What are you looking at? 73 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,057 Oh, Shit, he sees us. Oh, God. 74 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,892 Hey! Hey! 75 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,852 If you want to take this class, 76 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:13,021 you're going to have to pay for it 77 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,106 like the rest of these bitches! 78 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:18,276 What, are you dancing? In the park... Dance class? 79 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:21,238 You are not dancing. You are not dancing in the park! 80 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,240 Go, go, go, go! INSTRUCTOR: Freeloaders! 81 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,491 I'm coming over there. 82 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,117 Is he coming? INSTRUCTOR: I'm coming after you! 83 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,578 Sorry, Rodney. We're on a budget. 84 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,997 INSTRUCTOR: Oh, come on! It's only 12 bucks! 85 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,582 Oh, my God! 86 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,252 Come on! You fucking freeloaders. 87 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,673 We are out of our minds. I know. 88 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,758 That's okay. I'm so glad that we got to do this. 89 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,051 I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. 90 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:44,678 Mmm. I've been in Chicago a lot. 91 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,763 I know. Sleeping at Dougie's house. 92 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,473 Well, it's just closer to work. 93 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,058 How is it going with him anyway? 94 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,019 I don't know. I mean, it's fine, 95 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,021 but I just feel like he's been distant lately. 96 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,857 And I don't know... 97 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,401 He calls me "dude" a lot. 98 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,610 That doesn't mean anything. 99 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,070 I think everything is fine. 100 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,613 I don't know. Anyway, 101 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,448 what did you do last night? 102 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,367 Umm... 103 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,952 What did you do last night? 104 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,162 (GASPS) 105 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,956 You are not telling me something. 106 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:16,376 I hung out with Ted for a little bit. 107 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,379 I knew it! We had fun. 108 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,548 It was fun. Here's what I don't like about it. 109 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,926 You hate yourself after you see him, every time. 110 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:27,220 And then we go through this, and then you feel like shit, 111 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,763 and it's almost like you're doing it 112 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,348 because you feel bad about yourself. 113 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:34,144 He called me late, and we hung out. 114 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,855 It wasn't a big deal. And you know what? It was fun. 115 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,316 Ew! You had sex with him. 116 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:43,653 We had an adult sleepover. 117 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,365 Ooh. Did you let him sleep over in your mouth? 118 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,453 Annie! I'm sorry! 119 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:55,498 You're unbelievable. He kept putting it near my face. 120 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:56,958 They do that, don't they? 121 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,168 Why do they do that? Let us offer. 122 00:06:58,501 --> 00:06:59,502 If we don't offer... 123 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:00,587 Please. You're supposed to slap it away. 124 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,671 I couldn't. 125 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,550 You don't want to look right at it. 126 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:06,843 No. 127 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,971 It's too aggressive. It's like... 128 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,431 "Hello." 129 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,557 That's my impression. 130 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:13,600 Those are the balls? 131 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,268 Yeah. I'm trying to make it round, 132 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,978 but I can't because I have elbows. 133 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:20,690 He is so hot, though. 134 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:25,028 Look, I know you say he's cute and all that stuff, 135 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,072 but it makes you feel like shit, you know? 136 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,157 You're a total catch, and any guy 137 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,284 would be psyched to be your man. 138 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:33,703 You should just make room 139 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,247 for somebody who is nice to you. 140 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,333 You know what? He's honest! 141 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,168 He told me that we are what we are 142 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,045 and we're just having fun. And I like that. 143 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,340 He also told you that you need dental work. He's an asshole. 144 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:51,221 I don't need dental work. 145 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:52,889 You're right. 146 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,182 There is nothing wrong with my teeth. 147 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,184 You are so beautiful. 148 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,478 Will you marry me? Yes. 149 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,563 (BOTH GIGGLING) 150 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,524 I love you. 151 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,650 I love you. 152 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,487 I don't want to go to work today. Mmm-mmm. 153 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,656 Let's see how many times Terry's called me. 154 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:10,740 Oh! Only 15! 155 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,367 You know what, Terry? I don't want 156 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,244 to pick up your monkey lamps. Sorry! 157 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,413 Monkey lamps? 158 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,374 Ugh. I cannot wait to never work for a psychopath again. 159 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:21,960 Oh! Annie! 160 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,005 I'm sorry. I should have gone down Mason. 161 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,675 ANNIE: Well, I'm the genius that opened a bakery during the recession. 162 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,094 They were good cakes, Annie. 163 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,512 Thank you. 164 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,724 Come on. Look away, look away, look away. 165 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:41,563 Do you have any ideas of styles? 166 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,814 Oh, I don't know. What do you think, honey? 167 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,107 Whatever you want. 168 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,234 Look at how you guys are making this decision together. 169 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,445 That's sweet. You guys love each other, huh? 170 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,030 Yeah. Yeah. 171 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,866 Ohh! That's sweet. That will go away. 172 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:53,950 (CHUCKLES) 173 00:08:55,910 --> 00:09:00,665 (WHISPERING) You cannot trust anybody, ever. 174 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,959 Especially someone you're in a relationship with. 175 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,461 'Cause they're living with you, you don't 176 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,087 know who you're sleeping next to. It is scary. 177 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,799 I mean, look at him. He may not even be Asian. 178 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,968 It is scary. 179 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,848 So did you guys want to look at these engagement rings? 180 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,184 We're going to browse. Okay, sure. 181 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,602 I'll be here. 182 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:25,815 Thank you. 183 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:27,692 What was that about? 184 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,571 Umm, nothing. They had to run. They had to go somewhere. 185 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,823 And no wonder. You're selling lifelong happiness. 186 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,950 You're not telling everyone about your problems 187 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,535 and how your boyfriend left you, 188 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,204 and maybe marriage will work out. 189 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,831 Show me your "love is eternal" face. 190 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:47,504 No, that's two years, four years tops. That is not eternal. 191 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,340 Kahlua, can you come over here for a second, please? 192 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,175 What's up, Don-Don? 193 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:54,844 You make up the best nicknames. 194 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,722 You don't need a nickname because Kahlua is so delicious. 195 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,015 Don't sue me for touching you. 196 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,644 Show Annie your "love is eternal" face. 197 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,861 That looks like you have menstrual cramps. 198 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,404 Thank you so much, Kahlua. 199 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,077 Now, why can't you be more like Kahlua? 200 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,203 Look, I'm trying really hard. 201 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,412 You've just got to try harder. 202 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,289 The whole reason you have got this job, Annie, 203 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,334 is because your mom is my sponsor in AA, and I'm doing her a favor. 204 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,418 I understand. 205 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,047 Oscar, get back to work. 206 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,926 You shouldn't be behind the counter. 207 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,893 MAN ON TV: Andrew, you are not the father! 208 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,019 (WHOOPING ON TV) (BRYNN GIGGLING) 209 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,730 That's great. Yeah. 210 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,569 Stop that. Don't do that. (DOOR OPENING) 211 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,822 Hey, Brynn. 212 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,282 Oh, hey, roomie. 213 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,076 Guess what happened to me today. Hmm. What? 214 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,287 I got a free tattoo. You did what? 215 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,206 I could not believe it. The guy said, "Do you want a tattoo?" 216 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,249 Just a random... 217 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,126 Yeah, opened up the side of his van. No. 218 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,628 He said, "it's for free!" And I said, "Sure." 219 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,046 You said yes? Yeah! 220 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,507 Yeah. Look. See here? 221 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,967 What is it? 222 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,094 See that? 223 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,680 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Brynn! 224 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,099 It's a Mexican drinking worm. 225 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,436 It's a Native American symbol meaning "wasted." 226 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,521 Okay, Brynn, just so you know, it's... 227 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,231 Gil, hi. Hello. How are you? 228 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:32,984 Have you seen your sister's tattoo? It's really infected. 229 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,235 Better get a little bit of ice on it. 230 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,486 Yeah, a little bit. 231 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,905 Stick some frozen peas on there. 232 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,032 Yeah. it can't hurt. All right. 233 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,451 So, I just wanted a quick word. 234 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,370 You know that tomorrow the rent is due. 235 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,622 I was getting my check, and I wondered 236 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,956 if I could get your check, too? 237 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,292 Yes. I'm getting the money. 238 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,045 It's been a little slow. 239 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,129 (MOANING) 240 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:58,051 You have to keep it in the bag and put the bag on it. 241 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,636 (SIGHING) 242 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,725 So, the check? 243 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,894 Yes. Yes. Yeah. 244 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,314 Because it's a kind of, like, "needing it today"-type situation. 245 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,482 It's coming. 246 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,734 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 247 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,152 LILLIANI Who is it? ANNIE: Me! 248 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,320 Who is it? 249 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,280 Oh, my God. Hurry up, your creepy neighbor asked me 250 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,907 if I wanted to watch the news again. 251 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,533 Sorry. He is so gross. 252 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,078 (IMITATING ACCENT) Please, come on in. Let me take your magazines. 253 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,248 Welcome to the magazine and wine party. Ooh! 254 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,208 Have a seat. 255 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,543 I'm very happy that you are here. 256 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,672 What? Because I want to eat an apple. 257 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,299 Would you like some apple? 258 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,553 What is that? lgotengaged. 259 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,222 What? He asked me last night. 260 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,974 What? I know! 261 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,517 That's why he's been acting so weird 262 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,769 'cause he's a terrible liar, and he thought he was gonna blow it. 263 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:50,895 He was ignoring me and I thought 264 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,105 he was going to break up with me. 265 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,314 Oh, my gosh. 266 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,524 (WHIMPERING) 267 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:56,651 Oh, my gosh! 268 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,819 I know! 269 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,404 Lil! 270 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:00,947 I'm shocked, still. 271 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,532 But I'm happy. Can you believe this? 272 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,410 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I just got hot. 273 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,744 You did? Are you okay? 274 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,787 Yes. My pits are sweating. 275 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,455 My stomach hurts. I'm hot. What does that mean? 276 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,709 Oh, my God! (EXCLAIMING) What is happening? 277 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,961 I don't know. I'm wearing a ring. 278 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,629 I can't believe it. 279 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:17,880 Lil, you're getting married. 280 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,257 I'm getting married. 281 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,884 And you'll be my maid of honor. 282 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,470 God, of course I will! 283 00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:25,930 It will be super fun. It's gonna be really fun. 284 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,057 Yeah. You know, we can plan everything together. 285 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,685 My God! Planning your wedding... 286 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,020 Are you sure you're up for it? 287 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,355 I know it's a lot to ask and to put on your plate. 288 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,400 And you're going through a trioky time, and you're super-busy... 289 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,985 Stop. It's a lot to ask. 290 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,111 T . s op Okay 291 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:43,948 It's fine. And I'm more than happy to do it, and it's not too much. 292 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,033 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 293 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,285 Oh! Look at that. It's my fiancé calling. 294 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,828 Oh, your fiancé. 295 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,496 Hi, baby, what's up? 296 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,581 (BOTH CHEERING) 297 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,959 It's Annie. I just told her! Yeah, she's so happy. 298 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,336 No, I'm not! 299 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,588 "Yay," she said. 300 00:13:59,047 --> 00:14:00,048 (CHUCKUNG) 301 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,632 What, baby? 302 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,052 I know, I miss you, too. 303 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,303 (LAUGHING) 304 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:07,680 Yeah, I'll meet you in an hour. 305 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,849 I love you, too. 306 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,934 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 307 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,624 ANNIE: Wow. 308 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,876 Wynonna Judd. 309 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,711 That's really good. 310 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:42,548 Painting those giant bangs was a royal pain in my can. 311 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,676 And those teeth! I should have painted her mouth shut. 312 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,137 Can you just get dressed? We're gonna be late for the engagement party. 313 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,347 Oh, I forgot to tell you, honey. What? 314 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,556 Forgot to tell you. What? 315 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,477 I signed up to speak at AA tonight, and I just have to. 316 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,770 Mom! No. 317 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,356 I forgot. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 318 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,900 I keep telling you, you're not supposed to go to those things. 319 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,068 You're not an alcoholic. 320 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,112 Only because I've never had a drink. 321 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,323 What? They are inspiring. 322 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,992 There is this one story I've just got to tell you. Sit down. 323 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,452 Okay. 324 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,954 This gentleman 325 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,207 who started blow-jobbing to get oraok. His name is Marvin Johnson... 326 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:20,086 Morn, anonymous. You keep... It's no names. Okay, okay. 327 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,422 Forget it. Marvin J. Whatever. 328 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,091 Too late. Well, he became a gay prostitute. 329 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,468 And he realized that he had hit his bottom. 330 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,096 And I have been thinking, honey, 331 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,057 that maybe this is your bottom. 332 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:36,978 I'm telling you, hitting bottom is a good thing. 333 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,813 Because there's nowhere to go but up. 334 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,690 Because there's nowhere to go but up. 335 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,191 Right? Yep. That's what you say. 336 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,527 Yeah, a positive message. Yeah. 337 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,654 Yeah. Thanks for the pep talk, Mom. 338 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,823 Honey. Anytime, anytime. 339 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,659 All right. I guess I'm going to Lillian's party by myself, then. 340 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,036 Don't talk to me about being by yourself. 341 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,456 I go everywhere by myself. 342 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,082 Thanks to that new whore, Barb. 343 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,959 Mom, come on. No, I don't like to say it. 344 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,878 They've been married 12 years. 345 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,796 Okay. But she's still a whore. 346 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:07,383 I'm sure she greets him in the evening, beaverfwst 347 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,136 I don't want to think about that. 348 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,554 You sure you don't want to move in with me? 349 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,099 Mom, thanks, but no way. 350 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,642 No way in hell. Yeah? 351 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:17,727 No, thanks. 352 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,228 Think about it. Okay. 353 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,438 You don't need your own place. 354 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,482 Yeah, I kind of do. Okay. 355 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:23,900 All right, I'm going to go. All right. 356 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,340 Holy shit. 357 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:48,925 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 358 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,011 Ohh. Valet. Perfect. 359 00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,095 (CLEARS THROAT) 360 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,475 Sorry. Needs a wash. 361 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,940 (ENGINE STALLS) 362 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,692 You have to punch it a few times. (ENGINE CRANKING) 363 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,238 (GUESTS CHATTERING) 364 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:12,865 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 365 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:20,790 Annie! 366 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,708 Oh, my God! 367 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,711 Oh, my God, Lillian. I know. 368 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,880 This is your engagement party. Isn't that crazy? 369 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,632 It's so beautiful. 370 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,717 I can't believe Dougie's boss is a member here. 371 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:35,388 I know, and his parents, too. And Dougie, I guess. 372 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,682 Gosh, and me, I guess, too, now. 373 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,685 Come on, let's go say hi to the rest of the bridal party! 374 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,396 You remember my cousin Rita? 375 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,523 Rita. Annie. 376 00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:49,402 I haven't seen you since you graduated high school. 377 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:50,778 She has three kids now. 378 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,989 Three boys. LILLIAN: They're so cute. 379 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,741 They are cute, but when they reach that age, 380 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,201 they are disgusting. 381 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,203 They smell, they are sticky, 382 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,372 they say things that are horrible, 383 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,500 and there is semen all over everything, okay? 384 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,168 Disgusting. 385 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,337 I cracked a blanket in half. 386 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,172 Do you get where I'm going with that? I do. 387 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,465 I cracked it in half. 388 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,800 What? 389 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,511 LILLIAN: Annie, this is Becca, my friend from work. 390 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,596 We are in the trenches together. 391 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,847 Hey. It's great to meet you. Hey, how are you? 392 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,181 Nice to meet you. 393 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,433 This is my husband, Kevin. 394 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:21,726 Hi. "Husband." 395 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,019 I like to say it. We are newlyweds. 396 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,353 Wow. Congratulations. 397 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,605 Thank you so much. 398 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,316 Oh. We went on a sweetheart honeymoon. 399 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,651 Where did you guys 90? 400 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,111 Disney World. Disney World. 401 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,571 We finish each other's sentences. Sorry. 402 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,617 (BOTH GIGGLING) 403 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,327 Sorry. Is this your husband? 404 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,080 No,no,no,no,no. 405 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,874 I don't know him. I'm sorry. 406 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,710 Do you want to go for a walk later? 407 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,420 Oh. I can't. 408 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,714 All right. I can't. I'm sorry. 409 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,090 I'm so sorry. 410 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,259 I'm not with anybody. I'm here solo. 411 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,305 Let's start it again. I'm Becca. Rewind. 412 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,391 This is my husband. You don't have a husband. 413 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,477 Sorry. 414 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,396 And this is Dougie's sister, Megan. 415 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,564 Hey. ANNIE: Hi. 416 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,151 My grandma is not supposed to have wine. I'll be right back. 417 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,155 Hey. Hey. How is it going? 418 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,200 It's going great. It's going great. I'm on the mend. 419 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,118 I just got some pins in my legs. 420 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:25,331 Believe it or not, pins in my legs, I can still do this. Right? 421 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,833 I fell off a cruise ship, but I'm back. 422 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,502 Oh, shit. Yeah, "Oh, shit." 423 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,253 Yeah, "Oh, shit." 424 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:35,758 Took a hard, hard, violent fall. Kind of pinballed down. 425 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,052 Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. 426 00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,180 I'm not going to say I survived, I'm going to say I thrived. 427 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,265 I met a dolphin down there. 428 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,560 And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, 429 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,853 but into my soul. 430 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,605 Into my goddamn soul, Annie. 431 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,358 And he said, "I'm saving you, Megan." 432 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:57,029 Not with his mouth, but he said it, I'm assuming, telepathically. 433 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:01,742 We had a connection that I don't even know if I oan... Jesus. 434 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,369 (MAKING GARBLED SOUNDS) 435 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:06,372 Hey, shut my mouth. Look at... Unbelievable. 436 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,623 You must be Annie's fella. 437 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,917 I'm Megan. It's a pleasure. 438 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,087 He's not... I'm not... He's not... I'm not with him. 439 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,630 Sorry. All right. 440 00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,925 I'm glad he's single, because I'm going to climb that like a tree. 441 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,054 Okay. You have to meet Helen. 442 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,806 There she is. Helen. 443 00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:28,936 LILLIAN: Come here! 444 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,151 Helen, this is Annie. 445 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,235 Hi! Ohm 446 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:39,196 There she is. Maid of honor. 447 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,408 So lovely to meet Lillian's childhood friend. 448 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,286 You are so pretty. 449 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,414 You are so cute! You are so sweet. 450 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:53,461 Helen is married to Dougie's boss, Mr. Harris. Perry. 451 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,421 Perry. And they are so close now, 452 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,256 they are literally joined at the hip. 453 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,091 Which is good, because so are we. 454 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:02,386 I know. I'm so glad you guys are finally meeting. 455 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,472 I know. Me, too. I know. It's lovely. 456 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,308 Well, excuse me, I better go check on the hors d'oeuvres. 457 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,143 But it was great to finally meet you. 458 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,936 It's a great party. 459 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,313 Enjoy. LILLIAN: Bye. 460 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,773 Bye. HELEN: Bye. 461 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,152 She's great, isn't she? 462 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,862 She's awesome. 463 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:24,575 LILLIAN'S DAD: And I really look forward to having Doug as part of our family. 464 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,869 So much so that you two should get married right now 465 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,412 and save me a shitload of money. 466 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,164 (ALL LAUGHING) Dad. 467 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:34,084 Everybody always laughs at that, but I'm not joking. 468 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,544 (ALL LAUGHING) 469 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,505 I'm not joking. 470 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,631 (CHUCKUNG) 471 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,339 Anyway, I want to thank all of you for coming. 472 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,218 Anyway, I want to thank all of you for coming. 473 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,262 And here's to Doug and my baby girl, Lillian. 474 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,306 Cheers! Cheers! 475 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,933 I love you, Dad. LILLIAN'S DAD: Enough of me. 476 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,726 Let's get the maid of honor up here. 477 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,895 All right. Annie? 478 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:53,979 (CHEERING) 479 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,608 Umm. Hi. I'm Annie Walker. 480 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,068 Yay, Annie! 481 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:05,574 I'm not going to go on with a big speech, so I'll just say this. 482 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,119 I'm so happy to be a part of this celebration. 483 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,080 And you two deserve each other, 484 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,123 as well as a lifetime of happiness. 485 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:14,542 Thank you. ANNIE: Cheers. 486 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,335 Love you guys. GUESTS :Cheers. 487 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:17,878 Thanks, Annie. Cheers. 488 00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,008 Thank you, Annie. That was so sweet. Thank you. 489 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,304 Lil, remember that trip we took to Miami with the boys? 490 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,099 And they were working the entire weekend, 491 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,768 and we just sat and drank wine and ate peanut brittle. 492 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,772 And I shared things with you that I've never shared with anyone. 493 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:42,069 And you made me realize how I can trust people again. 494 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,113 So let me just say, 495 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:47,449 Lillian, you are my best friend. 496 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,494 (CRYING) And I'm so proud of you. 497 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:55,040 Sorry. And, Dougly... 498 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,209 I'm sorry, inside joke. 499 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,089 You better not keep my Lil on a leash 500 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,049 because I still need my drunken Saturday nights 501 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,302 at Rockin' Sushi, okay? 502 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:07,761 (CHEERING) 503 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:12,433 Everybody raise your glasses to the couple of the decade, 504 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,393 Doug and Lillian. 505 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,603 (WHOOPING) 506 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,522 (GUESTS WHOOPING) 507 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,193 Have a great night. Dessert wine is out. 508 00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:25,821 Dessert wine, yummy. Excuse me. 509 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:27,990 Umm... 510 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:31,410 I just wanted to say really quick that (SIGHING) 511 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,997 you are so special to me, because... 512 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,042 Well, one of the reasons is because I've known you my whole entire life. 513 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,129 And you've really helped shape who I am. 514 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:46,550 I just want to thank you for carefully selecting me 515 00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,385 as your maid of honor. 516 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:51,347 I know you had some other choices, 517 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,850 but you are like my sister, and I love you. 518 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,686 Well, that concludes the speeches for the night. 519 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,772 Thank you. One last thing. 520 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:03,150 It's rare to meet someone as an adult who you really connect with, 521 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,360 and that's you, Lil. 522 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:07,071 I went to Thailand recently with my husband, Perry, 523 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:10,532 and there is a beautiful saying that I learned there. 524 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,993 (SPEAKING THAI) 525 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,459 It means, "You are a part of me, 526 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,045 "a part that I could never live without, 527 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:26,966 "and I hope and I pray that I never have to." 528 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,385 (THAN KING IN THAI) 529 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:32,972 (BOTH THANKING IN THAI) 530 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,265 And that's it for tonight. Thank you for coming. 531 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:36,558 Really quick, Thank you all for coming. 532 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:38,268 I just wanted to say really quick... 533 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,020 Dessert wine is out. Consuelo? 534 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,480 Really quick. Speaking of Consuelo, 535 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:45,859 Lillian and I took Spanish together in school. 536 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,780 And so, I would just like to say to you, and to everyone here... 537 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:50,906 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 538 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:13,679 Thank you. 539 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:16,640 Thank you. I feel so close to you and can trust you. 540 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,018 You are my angel and soul mate. 541 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:24,273 And I feel I can communicate with you with simply a look. 542 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,194 Thank you for coming. 543 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:31,697 Here, I'll take that. I'll take that. 544 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:34,825 Yep, I got it. 545 00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,911 Lillian... 546 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:49,673 Keep smiling, keep shining 547 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:53,969 Knowing you can always count on me 548 00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:55,179 For sure 549 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:59,016 That's what friends are for 550 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,309 In good times and bad times 551 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,602 In good times and bad times 552 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,563 I'll be on your side forever more 553 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,566 I'll be on your side forever more 554 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:09,359 That's what friends are for 555 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,236 That's what friends are for 556 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,826 (GUESTS CHEERING) 557 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,502 LILLIAN: Man, engagement parties rule. 558 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,545 It made me feel awesome, 559 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:31,340 like I can go out and catch another dude to marry. 560 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:37,179 So, what's up with her, anyway? With Helen? 561 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,515 What? I'm just like... 562 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,350 I don't know. She's in your wedding 563 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,602 and you've only known her eight months, though, right? 564 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,604 Come on. Get it out, get it all out. 565 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:51,443 I'm just... Like, the whole gown, and the...thing. 566 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,362 It's just weird, right? You know what? 567 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,781 She's actually really cool, Annie. 568 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,200 She's really... She's a good one. I'm telling you. 569 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:01,662 Well, I'm sure if you like her, I will like her. 570 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:04,206 You have to just get to know her. 571 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,083 Yeah. Which I think you really should. 572 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,001 And... Will you just do me a favor? 573 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:09,586 Would you just hang out with her once, 574 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,213 just the two of you. All right? 575 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,881 As a favor to me. 576 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,133 Okay, I will. 577 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,385 I love you, Annie Lou. I love you, too. 578 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,511 Bye. Bye. 579 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:19,930 (IMITATING VOICE) Oh. Hi, I'm Helen. 580 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,808 You live in Milwaukee? I'm sorry. 581 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:25,435 Have you met Lillian? She's my best friend. 582 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,396 Yeah, I know. We've only known each other for five minutes. 583 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,730 Oh! Oh! 584 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,482 (TIRES SCREECHING) 585 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,696 (SIREN WAILING) Oh! Cute. 586 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:39,199 No. No. Come on. 587 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:48,083 See? Okay? I'm not drunk. I told you. 588 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,335 So, you are just a terrible sober driver? 589 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,713 Ha ha. Very funny. Can I stop walking now? 590 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,715 You can stop walking when I tell you to stop walking. 591 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:56,216 Hey, look. If I was drunk, 592 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,968 would I be able to do this? 593 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,947 Stop it. Stop it. Please, stop. 594 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,782 Please, stop. I believe you. You are not drunk. 595 00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:22,618 But I'm still gonna have to give you a ticket. 596 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,203 What? Why? 597 00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:27,372 It's a funny thing about brake lights. You have to have them. 598 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,500 I knew it. God, those have been out for a year. 599 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,294 I'm so stupid. 600 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,629 Look, please. 601 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,006 Please, I promise I will get them fixed. 602 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:40,802 This week, I promise. Please. Do you have to give me a ticket? 603 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:45,307 Yes. License and registration, please. 604 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:53,941 Thanks. 605 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,070 Look at that, you live on Vvynnewood Drive. 606 00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,529 Yep. We are neighbors. 607 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:02,115 I just live over on Ashley. Ahh. 608 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:05,452 I used to work on Ashley. 609 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,704 You did? Where? 610 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:12,626 I had a bakery on the main part of the street there. 611 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,712 Oh. Cake Baby. 612 00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,549 You are Cake Baby! Yeah! 613 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,636 Yeah, you had your sign. It was your face. 614 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,554 Yeah! That was you? 615 00:29:24,638 --> 00:29:25,681 That was me. 616 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:28,058 You made good cakes. 617 00:29:29,851 --> 00:29:30,852 Thanks. 618 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:34,064 You used to make these little pastry things, 619 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:37,901 and you'd put something in them, like a cream or a custard... 620 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,319 Cream puffs. 621 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,697 Cream puffs, that's what you call them. Delicious. 622 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,410 I used to get served by this tall, broad guy, 623 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:48,036 with, like, a wormy face. 624 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,831 Yeah, that was my boyfriend. 625 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:54,376 Sorry. No, no. It was... 626 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,754 He was my boyfriend, and then he left me 627 00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:01,466 when the business went under. So, anyway... 628 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,093 You're kidding? 629 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:05,846 What a dick. 630 00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:09,016 I'm glad I never tipped him. 631 00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:15,522 You know what? Let's forget about this. 632 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,317 Let's just forget this one. Really? 633 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,027 Under one condition. What? What? 634 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,236 Get your taillights fixed... 635 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,196 I promise. I promise I will. I promise. Thank you. 636 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,406 ...before you kill someone. 637 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:25,657 I'm not going to kfllanybody. 638 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,242 All right. Here, there's your ID. 639 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:28,827 And I'm going to give you this. 640 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,496 It's a buddy of mine. He has a body shop in Milwaukee. 641 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:33,290 He'll fix those right up for you. 642 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,751 Bill COZbi? 643 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,294 Yeah, With a "Z." 644 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:39,546 Different guy. Yeah. 645 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,007 And don't mention the whole "Bill Cosby" thing to him. 646 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,509 It drives him nuts. I mean it. 647 00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,928 Okay, I get it. Thanks. 648 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:49,848 You know what? If you mention my name, that I referred you, 649 00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,725 he'll give you a particularly good deal. 650 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:53,977 My gosh. Thank you. 651 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:56,271 I really appreciate it. Thanks. 652 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,982 Okay. Well, I appreciated your cakes. 653 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,859 So, we are even. 654 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:03,070 That's me, there. Rhodes. Officer Rhodes. 655 00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:04,321 That's really nice of you. 656 00:31:08,492 --> 00:31:10,202 Thank you. (ENGINE STARTS) 657 00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,787 We are not all bad. 658 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,121 What? 659 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,623 I was just saying, we are not all bad! 660 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:16,249 Oh. Yeah. 661 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,044 Actually, the rest of them are, but not me. 662 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,629 I'm the best of them. 663 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,047 Okay. Thank you. 664 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:23,965 Anyway- 665 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:25,467 Thank you. 666 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,536 I didn't know you played tennis. 667 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,538 Yeah, I played a little in high school. 668 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,415 I'm so glad we were able to do this. 669 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,876 I'm really glad we could do this, too. It's nice we get to hang out. 670 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,169 I know, right? Yeah. 671 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:26,171 It's too bad Lillian couldn't play with us today. 672 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,422 Poor thing, she is so busy. 673 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:28,757 Ohh. I know. 674 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:31,551 But she's not really that into sports. 675 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,178 Even when we were little, she didn't like anything 676 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:34,638 that was too competitive. 677 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:37,724 She certainly enjoys playing tennis now. 678 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:39,559 It's funny how people change, isn't it? 679 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,938 Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Do people really change? 680 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:44,606 I think they do. 681 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,943 Yeah, but, I mean, they still stay who they are, pretty much. 682 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,612 I think we change all the time. 683 00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:55,158 I think we stay the same, but grow, I guess, a little bit. 684 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,702 I think if you are growing, then you are changing. 685 00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:01,122 But, I mean, we are changing from who we are, which we always stay as. 686 00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,749 Not really, I don't think so. 687 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,459 I think so. I don't. 688 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:05,627 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 689 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,212 Annie! These are my kids. 690 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:09,130 Step-kids. Step. 691 00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:10,632 (LAUGHING LOUDLY) 692 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,342 They are so hilarious. 693 00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,552 Funny. 694 00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:16,388 Excuse me, my husband's kids. 695 00:34:16,763 --> 00:34:17,889 HELEN: What are you guys up to? 696 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,140 Going to the snack bar. 697 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:21,142 Awesome. You need a ride home later? 698 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,852 Fuck off, Helen. 699 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,481 Okay. Put a quarter in the swear-jar. 700 00:34:26,982 --> 00:34:29,276 Good to see you. 701 00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:30,402 They are so cute. 702 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:31,611 Sweet kids. 703 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,005 (EXCLAIMS) 704 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,511 (GROANING) 705 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:04,853 Carol! 706 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,688 Get your shit together, Carol! 707 00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,025 (SCREAMING) 708 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:15,363 (GRUNTING) 709 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,115 (EXCLAIMS) 710 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:19,451 (SCREAMING) 711 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:20,619 Yes! 712 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:21,703 (ANNIE WHOOPING) 713 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,583 I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial. 714 00:35:31,046 --> 00:35:32,047 Umm... 715 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,424 I've been thinking, and... 716 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,302 Brynn needs to start paying rent. That's it. 717 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:38,678 She's been here long enough. 718 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:41,723 The three of us live here, it's not fair for me to be paying half. 719 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,351 We split it three ways. What do you say? 720 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,936 Well, she can't work. She's on a tourist visa. 721 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:49,648 Yeah. So, technically, I'm only allowed to tour. 722 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,066 Well, you know... 723 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:52,484 I have no way of earning money, 724 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,195 unless I just go and prostitute down on the street. 725 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,030 I don't want you to do that, no. 726 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,865 "Hello, fellas. Here I am." 727 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:00,367 Yeah, but we... "Put your American sausage 728 00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,951 "in my English McMuffin." 729 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,161 No, we did that. All right. 730 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,580 Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. 731 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,540 There's three people living here. Yeah. 732 00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:09,542 If she doesn't start paying... 733 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:10,752 BRYNN: I'm not. ...she has to leave. 734 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:12,629 Is this about the diary again? 735 00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:13,797 What diary? 736 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:16,758 Your diary proved very interesting to read. 737 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,885 You read my... You read my journal? 738 00:36:18,968 --> 00:36:22,180 At first, I did not know that it was your diary. 739 00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:25,308 I thought it was a very sad, hand-written book. 740 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,269 What? That does not make any... 741 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,063 But, because of the deep personal details 742 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,649 and the bits that mentioned Gil and Brynn... ANNIE: No, no, no, no. 743 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:34,442 Don't read my journal! GIL: And the crumbs. 744 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,777 Then“. Don't go in my room! 745 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:39,989 Well, hello! I think, before you make those sort of demands, 746 00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:41,408 you need to, maybe, think about 747 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,867 putting a note on your door saying, 748 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:46,246 "Do not come into my room, read my diary and wear my clothes." 749 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:59,300 BECCA: Wow, I've never been to this part of town before. 750 00:36:59,801 --> 00:37:01,803 Look, you can get your checks cashed next door. 751 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,346 I know it looks a little scary on the outside, 752 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,765 but the food is really good, authentic Brazilian. 753 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,309 ANNIE: I'm telling you, this is where Brazilians come to eat. 754 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:09,728 I got to say, Annie's really good at this. 755 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,479 She always drags me to the weirdest places 756 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,314 and the food is always incredible. 757 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:16,276 And plus, you get a lot for your money, too. So that's good. 758 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:19,738 All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. 759 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:21,781 Whoa! Somebody likes Brazilian food. 760 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,579 To my bridesmaids. 761 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,414 Cheers. ALL: Cheers. 762 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:31,583 Cheers to Lil! 763 00:37:31,666 --> 00:37:35,712 This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I'm so proud. (ALL LAUGHING) 764 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,006 And I just want to toast all of you ladies. 765 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,674 I'm so happy to get to know you guys, 766 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:42,677 and happy to say that I have four new friends. 767 00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:44,554 Absolutely. Cheers. 768 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,681 (WAITER SPEAKING SPANISH) 769 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:51,895 I hope that you're all hungry for churrasco Brasil. What would you like? 770 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,563 Yeah, I'll have some of that, please. 771 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:54,731 I'll start With this. 772 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:57,275 I'd say yes. Hello, chicken. 773 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:59,194 This is crazy good, ya'll. 774 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,154 Helen, aren't you eating any meat? 775 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,363 Oh... 776 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:05,617 It's not good to eat a big meal before a fitting. 777 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,076 I feel a bit bloated, so... 778 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,287 Not me. HELEN: No? 779 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:10,497 No. Physically, I don't bloat. 780 00:38:11,372 --> 00:38:12,707 Lucky. That is lucky. 781 00:38:13,541 --> 00:38:14,793 It's a gift. 782 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:18,630 I can't wait to be married for as long as you've been married. 783 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:19,881 And to have kids. 784 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:24,719 And be a mom. Becca? 785 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,888 Yeah? 786 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,098 The other night, I'm slaving away, 787 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:31,392 making a beautiful dinner for my family. 788 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,854 My youngest boy comes in and says he wants to order a pizza. 789 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,773 I said, "No, we're not ordering pizza tonight." 790 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:39,359 He goes, "Mom, why don't you go and fuck yourself?" 791 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,194 He's nine. 792 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,155 Okay, now that Lillian's in the bathroom, 793 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,616 I just wanted to talk to you guys about the shower really quick. 794 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:50,119 I was thinking it could be French-themed, 795 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,747 since she's always wanted to go to Paris her whole life. 796 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:56,751 So I figured we could bring Paris here 797 00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:59,921 and have champagne and little cookies. 798 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,506 They'd say "Lillian and Dougie" on them. 799 00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:03,174 We can dip them in chocolate fondue, 800 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,927 and get cheese from the nice part of the store. 801 00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:07,804 I love that. Good idea, Annie. 802 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,889 We can have French invitations, the whole thing. 803 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:11,099 Don't you think that'd be nice? 804 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,184 That's adorable! That's really cute. 805 00:39:13,268 --> 00:39:14,936 Good. Great. 806 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,688 I don't know. It's really cute. 807 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:18,773 Butlfeelhke, personally, the Paris theme's 808 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:20,942 a bit, "Been there, done that." 809 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:22,402 I just feel like we can top it. 810 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,862 We should throw some ideas around. 811 00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,155 See if anyone else has a theme they had in mind 812 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:27,782 or something they'd been thinking of. 813 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,118 What about a Pixar-themed shower? 814 00:39:30,952 --> 00:39:33,121 And we all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character. 815 00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:37,584 That, and I'll just snowball on top of that, also Fight Club. 816 00:39:39,252 --> 00:39:40,295 Female fight club. 817 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:43,381 We grease up, we pull in. 818 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:47,135 Lillian doesn't know, so it's, "Surprise! We're going to fight!" 819 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:48,887 We beat the shit out of her. 820 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,264 She's not going to forget that. 821 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:53,391 We just fucking attack. 822 00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:55,643 Can I be honest? No. 823 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,897 I'm at home with three boys all day, every day. 824 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:00,315 What about the bachelorette party? 825 00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:01,816 That's what's more important. 826 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,402 I've got a new tube top, I want to cut the tags off. 827 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,446 I'd like to take advantage of this opportunity. 828 00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:08,740 Where are we going? MEGAN: I'm going to second her. 829 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,450 We'd better blow this shit out. Yeah. 830 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:13,202 That poor girl, Lillian, who we're all here for, 831 00:40:13,286 --> 00:40:15,663 is in the bathroom probably bawling her fucking eyes out. 832 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,832 Because she's realizing, "Holy shit! 833 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,667 "I've got to spend the rest of my life with Doug." 834 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:22,921 He's my brother. I love him. But he is a fucking asshole. 835 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,714 I think we can all agree on that, right? 836 00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:28,134 We can... We'll figure it out. 837 00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:30,678 I mean, I can think of stuff, and it will be great. 838 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,014 We just have to make sure it's really, really special. 839 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:40,605 Belle en Blane? This is the place. Great job, Annie. 840 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,357 Thanks. Annie. 841 00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,819 Belle en Blanc. Reservation name? 842 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:50,782 I don't have one. We're just here to shop, just to try on some dresses. 843 00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,533 Okay. Well, the next available appointment 844 00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:54,285 for bridesmaids' fittings is in seven weeks. 845 00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:56,204 Absolutely no walk-ins. 846 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,122 Whitney? It's Helen. 847 00:40:58,289 --> 00:40:59,874 Helen Harris? Yeah! 848 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,000 Hi! Hi. 849 00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:02,961 Oh, my God. Hi. Listen, I'll buzz you right in. 850 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:04,879 Great, thanks. Okay. 851 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,716 Hello. Welcome, come in. 852 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,926 You look wonderful. Great to see you. 853 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,970 Welcome to Belle en Blanc, ladies. 854 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,805 Welcome to heaven. LILLIAN: Thank you. 855 00:41:13,888 --> 00:41:15,223 MEGAN: Oh, man! 856 00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:19,227 This is some classy shit here. (BELCHES) 857 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,979 Jesus, Megan! 858 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:22,563 I'm sorry, I want to apologize. 859 00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:25,942 I'm not even confident on which end that came out of. 860 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,069 Whitney, back to you. I'm sorry. 861 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:31,239 Anyway, take a look around. Get to know the dresses. 862 00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,032 If you need anything, I'll be in my office. 863 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:34,617 Have fun. 864 00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:37,537 Oh, my God. 865 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,414 It's a Fritz Bernaise. 866 00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:40,665 Ladies, I... Oh, my God! 867 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:43,167 I just don't think we can do any better. This is... 868 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:45,169 This is beautiful. That is gorgeous. 869 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,005 It's unique, it's special, it's couture. 870 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,798 This is made in France. 871 00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:50,675 Helen, this is $800. 872 00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:52,593 Are you kidding? It's on sale. 873 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,762 LILLIAN: Are you serious? Oh, my gosh. What a perfect combination. 874 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,264 HELEN: You guys, it was meant to be. 875 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,765 Oh. That's nice. 876 00:41:58,391 --> 00:42:01,978 There's other dresses we should be looking at. 877 00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:03,771 Nope, not that one. 878 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,400 Lillian, Lillian, look at this one. 879 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,027 Isn't this pretty? Yeah. 880 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,320 It's really pretty and sweet, and... 881 00:42:11,404 --> 00:42:15,575 We don't want to upstage Lillian with a big fancy dress. 882 00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:17,243 Maybe we should just get something kind of simple. 883 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:18,369 Oh. 884 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:21,914 Please do not worry about upstaging me. 885 00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:25,001 Because guess who Helen is friends with 886 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:28,171 and who's designing my wedding dress. 887 00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:31,049 Lady St. Petsois JuJu. 888 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,926 I just sent my measurements to France, y'all. 889 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,970 RITA: No, you didn't. 890 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:37,555 Where were you when I was getting married? 891 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:40,725 Ladies, let's not decide on this bridesmaids' dress straight away. 892 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:42,143 Let's let our bodies decide. 893 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,812 Try some things on and have some fun, okay? 894 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:47,106 Yeah, let's have some fun, girls. 895 00:42:47,231 --> 00:42:49,150 Ladies, start your "engines." 896 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,402 RITA: Oh, yeah. BECCA: Lil, Lil. 897 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:54,322 LILLIAN: Amazing. This is so cool. 898 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,455 (STOMACH GURGLING) (SIGHS) 899 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:03,748 (CHATTERING) 900 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,751 Ladies. Ladies, if I may interject. 901 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,253 I just want to say you all look stunning. 902 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,089 That's a given. Head to toe. 903 00:43:11,172 --> 00:43:14,175 But, sadly, we need to agree on one. 904 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:16,636 Well, I mean, ladies, you all look beautiful. 905 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,348 But I just think, personally, the Fritz Bernaise is just... 906 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,766 I mean... It's a Bernaise. 907 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,268 HELEN: This is one of a kind. I just... 908 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:25,353 I don't think there is a question. 909 00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:26,479 No. No question. 910 00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:28,856 There might be a question. 911 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,775 I might... I might have a question. 912 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,652 I think this dress would look great on everybody. 913 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,821 It's a great color. It's a great length. 914 00:43:34,904 --> 00:43:37,365 It's fun. You can twirl. 915 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,492 You can move in it. 916 00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:41,285 You can spread your legs apart. 917 00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:43,704 And it's a great price. 918 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:46,541 This is designer as well. (STOMACH GURGLING) 919 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:48,167 Is anyone else hot? 920 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,544 It is like an oven in here. 921 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,797 Okay, well, maybe this might help you decide. 922 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,632 While you gals were in the changing room, 923 00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:59,095 I happened to rustle up a two-year-old Lady JuJu dress in storage. 924 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:00,888 I had Lillian put it on so you could see 925 00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:02,682 what you'll be standing next to. 926 00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:04,225 Lillian, honey. 927 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:05,977 My God. 928 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:07,603 (GIRLS GASPING) 929 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:09,564 Beautiful length. 930 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,107 Breathtaking. 931 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:14,902 Holy shit! You look amazing. 932 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:16,487 That's a dress. That dress is so pretty 933 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:17,572 it makes my stomach hurt. 934 00:44:19,699 --> 00:44:21,409 Lillian, 935 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:24,162 I don't know what to say. You look... (RETCHES) 936 00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:27,331 Megan, are you okay? 937 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:31,127 (RETCHING AND FARTING) 938 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:32,587 MEGAN: I think... 939 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,882 My dress was probably just tight. 940 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,300 Oh, my God. 941 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:39,677 You got food poisoning from that restaurant, didn't you? 942 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,264 No, I had the same thing that she had and I feel fine. (RETCHES) 943 00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:44,932 Oh, my... Okay. Oh, no. 944 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:46,642 Why is this happening? Nothing is happening. 945 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:47,768 (FARTING) 946 00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:49,103 Oh, my God. (FARTING) 947 00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,522 RITA: I don't really care which dress we get. 948 00:44:51,606 --> 00:44:53,691 It doesn't matter to me. I just need to get off this white carpet. 949 00:44:53,774 --> 00:44:55,193 Oh, God. Okay. No, not the bathroom. 950 00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:58,029 Everybody go outside. I'm serious! 951 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:00,031 There is a bathroom across the street. 952 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,452 I think everybody has the flu. 953 00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:08,206 Shit! 954 00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:09,290 (RETCHING VIOLENTLY) 955 00:45:09,582 --> 00:45:11,751 I need the toilet! I need the toilet! 956 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:12,835 (GROANING) 957 00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:15,504 I need the toilet! 958 00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:17,089 No! 959 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:20,885 No. No, Megan. No! No! 960 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:22,637 Look away! Megan, no! 961 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:23,846 Look away! 962 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:24,931 (GROANING) 963 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,057 (GROANING) 964 00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:31,479 You don't look very well, Annie. 965 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:33,689 I feel fine. 966 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:37,902 Are you sure? It wasn't that gray kind of lamb? 967 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:39,737 You ate a lot of that weird chicken. 968 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,697 Was it that? 969 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:44,075 No. I'm... 970 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,326 I... I feel fine. 971 00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:49,288 I think you'd just feel better if you threw up. 972 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:53,334 I don't have... I don't have to throw up. 973 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:54,877 (RETCHING) 974 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,046 I am so sorry. 975 00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:58,130 Get away from me! 976 00:45:59,048 --> 00:46:00,091 You're not sick? 977 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:01,175 No. No? 978 00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:04,345 In fact, Helen, I'm hungry. 979 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,597 And I wish I had a snack. 980 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:07,848 You're hungry? 981 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,309 I'm starving. 982 00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:12,853 What did we eat? 983 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:16,107 The sink is a goner. What are you doing? 984 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,858 It's coming out of me like lava! 985 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,111 (RETCHING) Oh, my God. 986 00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:21,612 Don't you fucking look at me! 987 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,155 (RETCHING) (GROANING) 988 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,032 Hmm? 989 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,534 Jordan almonds. 990 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:27,952 These are great. 991 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:30,037 Thank you. 992 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:41,757 Better? 993 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,218 I was... I was just hungry. 994 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:45,594 Yeah. 995 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:49,265 Annie, everybody is really sick from that restaurant. 996 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:50,933 (GROANING) 997 00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:52,601 Butfiwmasnfi the restaurant. No,no,no,no. 998 00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:54,103 No. Lillian, where are you going? 999 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:55,229 I need a bathroom. 1000 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:57,273 Lil! 1001 00:46:57,356 --> 00:46:58,316 No. No. 1002 00:46:58,399 --> 00:46:59,483 Lil, where are you going? (TIRES SCREECHING) 1003 00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:02,236 (HORN BLARING) HELEN: Be careful. What are you doing? 1004 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,905 It's happening- it's happening- 1005 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:06,741 it's happening- it's happening- 1006 00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:11,620 lthappened. ANNIE: What are you doing? 1007 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,080 Ithappened. 1008 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:16,792 No.Don%you dare ruin that dress! 1009 00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:19,295 Ohh. You're really doing it, aren't you? 1010 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:21,005 You're really shitting in the street. 1011 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:26,927 (HORN HONKING) 1012 00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:33,100 We'll just take five of the Fritz Bernaises. 1013 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,810 Thank you, Whitney. They really do look better. 1014 00:47:34,894 --> 00:47:36,562 Right. Thank you. 1015 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:41,734 You Okay? 1016 00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:47,156 I just took a shit in the middle of the street. 1017 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,866 I just shit. People do that. 1018 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:52,953 I shit... I shitted in my shorts. I shit myself. 1019 00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,753 That was fun. Oh, my gosh. 1020 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:02,588 (SIGHS) 1021 00:48:02,755 --> 00:48:06,175 You know what I was thinking? 1022 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:09,011 You should come with me to Lillian's wedding, maybe. 1023 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,430 Not like that. Not like anything serious. 1024 00:48:11,514 --> 00:48:13,349 But just like a fun time, you know? 1025 00:48:13,432 --> 00:48:18,020 We can get dressed up, and we can go dancing and have a drink. 1026 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,397 It'll be fun, right? (G ROANS) 1027 00:48:19,939 --> 00:48:22,775 No. I mean, I don't want to make you have to explain 1028 00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,653 to all those people what our relationship is. 1029 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:29,573 That would suck for you. Right? 1030 00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:31,867 Yeah. I guess so. 1031 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,869 I'm just thinking of you. Yeah. 1032 00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:36,539 No, it's okay. 1033 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:39,917 I have someone else I can ask, anyway. So... 1034 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:41,335 (SCOFFS) 1035 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:42,962 Really? Yeah. 1036 00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:44,255 Who? 1037 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:45,631 Umm... This guy, George. 1038 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:48,884 George Glass. 1039 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:53,347 Okay. 1040 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:57,435 Who is this George? 1041 00:48:58,144 --> 00:49:02,064 He is a very hot, nice guy 1042 00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:05,651 who likes me a lot, and would probably love to be my date. 1043 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:06,735 Really? Mmm-hmm. 1044 00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:07,820 Mmm-hmm. 1045 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,241 (MOANS) 1046 00:49:12,658 --> 00:49:14,743 Well, let me ask you this. 1047 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:18,706 Can this George Glass 1048 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,668 do this to you? 1049 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:34,847 Probably. 1050 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:38,434 You know what? It's getting really late. 1051 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,979 You should probably go. I'm going to miss you so much. 1052 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,042 Oh. 1053 00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:04,460 (KNOCKING ON GLASS) 1054 00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,213 Annie Walker. 1055 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:08,380 Hi. 1056 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:09,715 Hey- Hey- 1057 00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:12,218 What brings you in here so early? 1058 00:50:12,301 --> 00:50:15,387 I've just had a bad night. Boy stuff. Ohh. 1059 00:50:16,555 --> 00:50:18,140 Do you want me to arrest anybody? 1060 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:19,225 I could do that. 1061 00:50:19,350 --> 00:50:20,351 Actually... No. 1062 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:23,812 Do you want to talk to a cop about it? We are just like priests. 1063 00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:27,608 Except we can tell everybody about it afterwards. 1064 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:28,734 Oh. I won't, though. 1065 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:30,444 Doesn't sound very inviting. 1066 00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:33,239 You want a carrot? 1067 00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:36,492 Right now? Yeah. 1068 00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,245 I'll share. I've got plenty. 1069 00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:41,372 Sure, I'll have a carrot. 1070 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:42,581 Yeah? 1071 00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:43,916 Okay. 1072 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,544 Ohh. Yeah, that sounds rough. 1073 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:48,963 It's going to get better, right? 1074 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,047 I wouldn't have thought so. 1075 00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:53,175 You know, my sister was a maid of honor at our cousin's wedding, 1076 00:50:53,259 --> 00:50:56,845 and she found it so stressful, her hair started falling out. 1077 00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:58,847 That's terrible. Yeah. 1078 00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,058 It grew back, but it was... 1079 00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:03,060 It was pretty gross. 1080 00:51:03,602 --> 00:51:04,937 Planning a wedding should be fun. 1081 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:07,690 You know what? If I ever had a wedding, 1082 00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:10,484 I'd want everybody to be stress-free. 1083 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,278 I'd like it to be like a carnival. 1084 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:16,824 Like, people win prizes for guessing the bride's weight. 1085 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,242 Dunk tanks. 1086 00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:19,451 Yeah. You know? 1087 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,203 Mmm-hmm. You could have elephants, 1088 00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:23,622 and the bride and groom can walk on a little tightrope. 1089 00:51:23,706 --> 00:51:26,542 Okay, what you are talking about there, that's a circus wedding. 1090 00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,252 It's a totally different... Right. 1091 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:29,753 You missed it. Yeah. 1092 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:33,716 Hey, you know, instead of stressing out about this wedding, 1093 00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:36,385 you know what you should be doing? 1094 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:38,429 Setting up a new bakery! 1095 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:40,264 (CHUCKLES) Hmm. 1096 00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:42,891 No, I'm kind of done with that. 1097 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:44,560 What? 1098 00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:47,104 I don't do it anymore. 1099 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:48,772 All right. 1100 00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:52,776 Ew. Oh! 1101 00:51:53,027 --> 00:51:54,361 You got the ugly carrot. What? 1102 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:57,072 There is one in every bag. You have to eat it. It's good luok. 1103 00:51:57,156 --> 00:51:58,282 I'm not eating this. 1104 00:51:58,407 --> 00:51:59,491 Yeah! I'll eat it. 1105 00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:01,994 It's the lucky carrot? No, don't eat it! Don't eat it. Don't eat it! 1106 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:07,166 Well, don't litter! I'll fine you. I'm sorry. 1107 00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:09,209 You know what? Actually, I'm going to pick it up. 1108 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:10,586 It really bothers me. Sorry. 1109 00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:14,840 I'm sorry. It's just that I'm anal about that kind of thing. 1110 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:23,349 I didn't know that you could be a cop here if you weren't a citizen. 1111 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:25,351 You can't. No? 1112 00:52:25,434 --> 00:52:27,269 No. No, you can't. 1113 00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:29,271 But they made a special dispensation 1114 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:31,315 because I'm so tough and strong. 1115 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:32,858 Oh. Right. And handsome. 1116 00:52:32,941 --> 00:52:34,234 Okay. 1117 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:35,861 You're pretty... You're pretty tough. 1118 00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:38,947 I am tough. You're tough. You're a tough oop. 1119 00:52:39,031 --> 00:52:40,199 Look. You're saying it, but you're laughing. 1120 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:41,450 No, you're... You're... 1121 00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:42,743 You didn't let me flex that time. 1122 00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,078 That was unfair. I'm really tough. 1123 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,121 So am l. No. 1124 00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:48,457 Yeah. I could be a cop. 1125 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:51,627 You think you could be a cop? Yeah. 1126 00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:52,711 Okay. Yeah. 1127 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:54,630 Let's see. You know what? 1128 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:57,800 The sun is nearly up. Let's go and see if you've got what it takes. 1129 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,761 That's right. Now, plant your feet. 1130 00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:01,887 ANNIE: Okay. 1131 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:03,013 Good. 1132 00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:05,140 And take aim. 1133 00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:10,062 Now, put your left hand behind your head. 1134 00:53:11,105 --> 00:53:12,940 Yeah. And just drop your left hip. 1135 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:15,609 (WOLF WHISTLES) 1136 00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:18,612 I'm kidding. Put your arms out straight. Okay. 1137 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,948 You want to hit the middle of the license plate. 1138 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:22,491 That's where you get the most accurate reading. 1139 00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:24,660 Okay. Okay, here we go. You ready? 1140 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:25,786 Okay. (RADAR GUN BEEPING) 1141 00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:27,329 (RADAR GUN BEEPS) 1142 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:30,290 Fifty-eight. What's the speed limit? 1143 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:31,583 Fifty-five. 1144 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:34,336 Okay, they were all right. We'll let them go. 1145 00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:37,047 You were born to do this. Look at you. 1146 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,341 Okay. All right, here we go. 1147 00:53:39,675 --> 00:53:40,676 (RADAR GUN BEEPS) 1148 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:42,928 Sixty-three. 1149 00:53:43,303 --> 00:53:44,763 You are missing some good ones here. 1150 00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:48,142 People are on their way to work. Why ruin their day? 1151 00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,310 Okay, watch this. 48. 1152 00:53:50,477 --> 00:53:51,729 (RADAR GUN BEEPING) 1153 00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:53,105 Forty-eight. How did you do that? 1154 00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:54,356 It wasn't! Yes, it was. 1155 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,858 That's never happened. Are you serious? 1156 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:57,359 It was 48? Yes, 48! 1157 00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:59,111 Yeah. I'm so impressed. 1158 00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:00,362 I'm pretty impressive. 1159 00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:02,406 I'm very impressed by you. 1160 00:54:03,282 --> 00:54:04,283 Whoa! 1161 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:05,534 Whoa! 1162 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,202 Whoa! Damn! 1163 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:09,163 That was 91. 91? 1164 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,247 Yes. Can we go? 1165 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,331 We can go. 1166 00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:13,584 Come on, hot dogger. 1167 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,878 (ENGINE STARTS) (SIREN WAILING) 1168 00:54:15,961 --> 00:54:17,129 RHODES: Let's get that fucker. 1169 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:18,464 ANNIE: Oh, my God! (LAUGHING) 1170 00:54:19,548 --> 00:54:20,924 Oh, my God! 1171 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:33,437 ...family lake house. Perfect. 1172 00:54:38,358 --> 00:54:39,902 (PHONE RINGING) 1173 00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:45,282 Hello? I just got your e-mail. Lake house? 1174 00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:47,743 Yeah. 1175 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,162 Yeah, it's Lillian's parents' house. 1176 00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,790 We used to go there all the time in the summers and everything. 1177 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:55,417 It's one of... A bachelorette in a cabin? 1178 00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:57,920 (PHONE BEEPS) Wait. Can you... Hold that thought. Hold on. 1179 00:54:58,003 --> 00:54:59,046 Hello? 1180 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:01,465 Fucking Helen. Hello? 1181 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,425 Annie, it's Rita. 1182 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:04,760 Hi. 1183 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:08,096 Listen, I need a trip that I can fantasize forever 1184 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,140 so that I am able to have sex with my husband. 1185 00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:12,351 That's why I'm thinking Vegas. 1186 00:55:13,185 --> 00:55:14,228 Vegas? 1187 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,312 Hang on. Hey! 1188 00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:17,981 Shut your filthy fucking mouths! I'm sorry. 1189 00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:19,483 I'm surrounded by savages. 1190 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:20,567 (PHONE BEEPS) 1191 00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,528 You know what? I should probably run. My other line is ringing. 1192 00:55:22,611 --> 00:55:24,863 You know, I can get cocaine from my hairdresser. 1193 00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:27,449 Okay, bye. Hello? 1194 00:55:27,783 --> 00:55:28,826 Annie. Yeah? 1195 00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:32,037 I'm so excited. Helen just called. She said we can go to Vegas. 1196 00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:35,123 You know... Yeah, but we have to... We have to fly there, and... 1197 00:55:35,207 --> 00:55:38,377 Okay, Annie, I know you are afraid of flying, 1198 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:41,463 but I want to see Criss Angel, but I'm scared. 1199 00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:43,590 Which I sort of love. 1200 00:55:44,049 --> 00:55:45,300 (PHONE BEEPS) Can you just hold on for one second? 1201 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:47,594 Oh, sure, sure, sure. I... Thanks. Hold on. God damn it. 1202 00:55:47,761 --> 00:55:49,721 Hello? Hey, Annie, it's Megan. 1203 00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:50,806 Hey. 1204 00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:53,267 I just had some thoughts about the bachelorette party. 1205 00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:54,977 Okay, here we go. 1206 00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:56,603 Easy-peasy. Vegas it is. 1207 00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:57,688 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1208 00:55:57,771 --> 00:55:58,814 Helen called you, didn't she? 1209 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:00,566 Yeah, she got the jump on you. 1210 00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:04,027 I want balls in my face. 1211 00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:05,445 Honestly, I think it's Vegas. 1212 00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:07,489 I love puppets. Balls. 1213 00:56:07,823 --> 00:56:08,907 I guess we are undecided. 1214 00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,939 I feel so bad Annie's stuck back in coach. 1215 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,441 I know, I offered to pay for her 1216 00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:43,984 so she could sit in first class, 1217 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:46,236 but she said no. 1218 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,446 She's too proud. 1219 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,114 It was nice of you to offer. 1220 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:52,993 No carry-on, huh? 1221 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,579 No. Yeah, I noticed. 1222 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:58,040 I noticed you didn't put anything in the overhead bin either. 1223 00:56:58,123 --> 00:56:59,124 And I get it. 1224 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:02,794 I get it. I want you to know, protect and serve 1225 00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:04,421 Air Marshal-style. 1226 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:06,089 What? 1227 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:08,175 I don't want to infringe on your privacy, man. 1228 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,636 I just... I really appreciate what you do for this country. 1229 00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:13,055 And I respect the hell out of you. 1230 00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:16,224 That's great. 1231 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,019 I'm not an Air Marshal. I'm going to take a nap. 1232 00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:20,187 Awesome. Cool. 1233 00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,689 I'll take the first watch. 1234 00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:26,485 I'm not an Air Marshal. You don't need to take a watch. 1235 00:57:26,568 --> 00:57:27,778 Okay. 1236 00:57:28,737 --> 00:57:30,864 I've got the first watch. 1237 00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:32,407 PILOT: Please check your seatbelts 1238 00:57:32,491 --> 00:57:34,660 and that your seat backs are in an upright position before takeoff. 1239 00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:35,786 Gosh. 1240 00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:39,289 I am really hoping this flight is quick, 1241 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:41,416 and we get there on the ground safely. 1242 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,584 I'm not a good flyer, I'm sorry. 1243 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,837 I had a dream last night that we went down. 1244 00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:48,715 Yep. it was terrible. You were in it. 1245 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,301 What? It sounds like something's happening. 1246 00:57:59,351 --> 00:58:00,352 (MOANING) 1247 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:02,229 Annie, what are you doing up here? 1248 00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:03,730 You are supposed to be in your seat. 1249 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,148 I know. I'm freaking out a little bit. 1250 00:58:05,232 --> 00:58:08,068 Ma'am, we're still ascending. You're gonna need to return to your seat. 1251 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:09,486 Okay, I was just... 1252 00:58:09,569 --> 00:58:12,572 Annie, I have something. 1253 00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:15,325 Take two, you'll fall asleep, wake up and we'll be there. Here. 1254 00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:16,410 (PLANE RATTLING) 1255 00:58:16,952 --> 00:58:19,371 Ma'am, you're going to have to return to your seat, please. 1256 00:58:19,579 --> 00:58:21,039 It's fine. Okay. All right. 1257 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:23,125 STEWARDESS: Ma'am! All right. All right. 1258 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:27,587 Oh, my God, I feel terrible. I should be sitting back there with her. 1259 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:30,590 I shouldn't be up here in first class. I feel like such a jerk. 1260 00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:32,592 Lil, this is your weekend, okay? 1261 00:58:32,718 --> 00:58:34,678 You are treating yourself. Just relax. 1262 00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:36,430 She will be fine. She will make friends. 1263 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,640 There is much more sense of community in coach, I promise you. 1264 00:58:38,724 --> 00:58:39,808 She'll be fine. 1265 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:45,897 I can't believe you've never been with anybody else. 1266 00:58:46,815 --> 00:58:47,983 Just Kevin. 1267 00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:52,988 I'm sorry. I just... 1268 00:58:53,238 --> 00:58:55,657 Becca, I just can't help but feel bad for you. 1269 00:58:56,074 --> 00:58:58,410 You don't even know what you want. 1270 00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:00,412 I got to know where you keep the gun, man. 1271 00:59:00,662 --> 00:59:03,040 I mean, is it ankle, hip, lower back? 1272 00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:05,876 You don't... Between the cheeks, do you? 1273 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:10,964 No, I don't stick a gun up my butt. That's stupid. 1274 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,174 I didn't say "up." 1275 00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:16,011 I just knew of a guy, that guy did a lot of undercover work. 1276 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:20,182 And all I know is he had tape marks all up and down his cheeks. 1277 00:59:21,016 --> 00:59:22,184 That can't be true. 1278 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:24,561 People don't keep guns up their asses 1279 00:59:24,644 --> 00:59:27,105 becauseifyou needed to use it, how are you going to get it? 1280 00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,690 He cut a hole in his pocket. 1281 00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:30,692 What? In his back pocket. 1282 00:59:31,109 --> 00:59:32,402 You have got to get something out of your ass 1283 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:34,529 and you cut a hole in the back of your jeans, 1284 00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:36,490 you want to tell me you can't get to something? 1285 00:59:37,157 --> 00:59:40,202 I don't have a gun for you to put up my ass to make your point. 1286 00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:42,412 I can put my Nano. I will show you. 1287 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:43,914 I will... If you get me scissors, 1288 00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:45,457 I will cut a hole in my pocket. 1289 00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:49,836 And you will never find this again until I want you to find it. 1290 00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:55,550 Kevin can only have sex in bed, in the dark, under the covers, 1291 00:59:55,634 --> 00:59:56,968 only after we have showered 1292 00:59:57,552 --> 00:59:58,970 separately. 1293 01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,140 And sometimes, by the time we are finished 1294 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,351 cleaning ourselves, he's too tired. 1295 01:00:05,268 --> 01:00:09,981 And then I pretend I'm tired, but I'm not tired. I'm not tired. I'm not tired. 1296 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:13,151 That's why every girl needs those slutty college years. 1297 01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:16,947 To experiment, get it out of your system, find out what you like. 1298 01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:20,992 Excuse me, could I have a glass of alcohol when you get a ohanoe? 1299 01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:24,788 Two double Seven and Sevens. 1300 01:00:25,664 --> 01:00:27,165 Is that... 1301 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:29,501 You will like it. It's sweet. 1302 01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:31,169 I have to go to the bathroom. 1303 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:34,297 But I heard about a woman who went to the bathroom on a plane. 1304 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:36,508 She got sucked into the toilet. 1305 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:39,136 Sucked right in. 1306 01:00:42,264 --> 01:00:43,390 Are you okay? 1307 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:44,683 Yes. 1308 01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:48,353 Yeah, I just think that what you gave me didn't really do anything. 1309 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:52,023 I just have too much adrenalin or something. But, thanks. 1310 01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:55,443 Why don't you take my scotch? 1311 01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:58,530 It will just give the pill a little kick that it needs. 1312 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,365 Honesfly, ldoitaflthetnne. Yeah? 1313 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:02,993 Yeah, and I'm much smaller than you, so you'll handle it. 1314 01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:05,203 Well, thanks. 1315 01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:06,830 Yeah? Okay. 1316 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,008 (EXHALES) 1317 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:21,428 Yummy? 1318 01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:22,721 Yeah, it's good. 1319 01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:25,015 You should just toss it back. Don't waste any more time. 1320 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:26,224 Okay. 1321 01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:32,230 Ohh. Look at that. 1322 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:37,694 Okay, that'll do it. That'll do it. 1323 01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:39,863 So you don't even have sex anymore? 1324 01:01:40,030 --> 01:01:42,365 No, I have sex constantly. 1325 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:43,992 The sex is constant. 1326 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,828 But he hasn't kissed me in five years. 1327 01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:48,413 What are you doing when you are having sex, then? 1328 01:01:49,581 --> 01:01:52,417 Thinking about other things and wishing it would stop. 1329 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,170 You know, sometimes I just want to watch 1330 01:01:55,295 --> 01:01:57,255 The Daily Show without him entering me. 1331 01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:00,675 No. It's the Wet Republic Ultra Pool. 1332 01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:02,009 Are you kidding? 1333 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,345 What is it again? 1334 01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:05,096 HELEN: There is a bar in the pool and a tiger. 1335 01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:06,890 LILLIANI What? 1336 01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:08,892 HELEN: It's crazy. It's Vegas at its best. 1337 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:12,604 Wait a minute. Is this that place that was on The Real World? 1338 01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:15,398 Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. It's... 1339 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:18,026 Hey, buddy. How you doing? 1340 01:02:18,193 --> 01:02:22,113 I'm good. I'm so muoh more relaxed. Thank you, Helen. 1341 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:26,785 I just feel like I'm excited, and I feel relaxed. 1342 01:02:26,952 --> 01:02:29,079 (TALKING LOUDLY) And I'm ready 1343 01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:32,874 to party 1344 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:36,294 with the best of them! 1345 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:40,882 And I'm going to go down to the river 1346 01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:45,804 Wow! it looks like somebody is really relaxing now. 1347 01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:49,140 What are you guys talking about up here? 1348 01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:51,977 We are going to a restaurant tonight. I know the owner, so... 1349 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,645 You do? 1350 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,607 Ohh. Helen knows the owner. 1351 01:02:58,650 --> 01:02:59,651 Uhh! 1352 01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:02,988 Big whoop- 1353 01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:05,156 Let's go take a nap. What do you say? 1354 01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:07,325 Miss, you cannot be up here. 1355 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:09,828 (IMITATING OLD MAN) Hello, grandpa. 1356 01:03:10,912 --> 01:03:12,706 I'm sorry. I just want to be here with 1357 01:03:12,831 --> 01:03:14,666 my friends, because I'm with this group. 1358 01:03:14,833 --> 01:03:17,669 The sign just went off. Can't she stay up here for a minute and just talk? 1359 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:18,837 STEWARD: Absolutely not. 1360 01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,964 Coach passengers are not allowed up here in first class. 1361 01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:22,465 It's policy. I'm sorry. 1362 01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:23,675 Ooh! 1363 01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:28,138 This is a very strict plane that I'm on. 1364 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:29,973 (IMITATING GERMAN ACCENT) Welcome to Germany. 1365 01:03:31,516 --> 01:03:35,186 Auf Wiedersehen, asshole. 1366 01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:36,354 All right. 1367 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:37,522 Why don't you go lay down? 1368 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:40,025 I'm going to go take a nap. I'm tired. 1369 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:41,192 I think it's a good idea. 1370 01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:44,529 Catch you on the flip side, motherfuckers. 1371 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:46,614 I'm sorry. 1372 01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:47,782 I'm leaving. 1373 01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:48,908 Thank you. 1374 01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,662 This should be open, because it's civil rights. 1375 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:54,122 This is the '90s. 1376 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:57,292 Right. It's not. You're in the wrong decade. 1377 01:03:57,459 --> 01:03:59,169 You are. Okay, I am. 1378 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,378 Thank you. 1379 01:04:00,712 --> 01:04:03,173 Holy shit. What did you give her? 1380 01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:04,257 (SEATBELT SIGN BEEPS) 1381 01:04:21,733 --> 01:04:22,776 Miss? 1382 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:26,654 No. It's not me. 1383 01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:29,199 Yes, it is you. Please go back to your seat. 1384 01:04:29,366 --> 01:04:31,409 Yes, I am with him. 1385 01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:33,912 I am Mrs. lglesias. 1386 01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:35,080 No, you are not. 1387 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:37,999 You were just out here and you put sunglasses on. Out. 1388 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:39,417 But I don't want to. 1389 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:41,920 Sir, she can have my seat, okay? 1390 01:04:42,003 --> 01:04:44,172 Everyone should experience first class at least once in their lives. 1391 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:46,549 And Annie shouldn't miss out just because she can't afford it. 1392 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,259 No, ma'am, I'm afraid that's not allowed. 1393 01:04:48,426 --> 01:04:50,387 Help me, I'm poor. LILLIAN: No, listen, 1394 01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:53,264 we're a whole wedding party. I'm the bride. I'm getting married. 1395 01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:56,267 This seat is empty. She's obviously nervous. We'll oalm her down and... 1396 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:58,103 I understand. But Claire is right. 1397 01:04:58,269 --> 01:04:59,604 Everybody, go back to your seats. 1398 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,272 Okay, you especially. 1399 01:05:01,439 --> 01:05:03,400 You have three seconds to get back to your seat. 1400 01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:04,526 (GROANS) 1401 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,694 You can't get anywhere in three seconds. 1402 01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:07,946 Well, you'd better try. 1403 01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:09,489 You are setting me up for a loss already. 1404 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:10,615 Thank you. 1405 01:05:11,783 --> 01:05:14,285 Whatever you say, Stove. 1406 01:05:14,452 --> 01:05:15,787 It's Steve. (RASPING) 1407 01:05:17,122 --> 01:05:18,915 "Stove." What kind of name is that? 1408 01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:20,917 That's not a name. My name is Steve. 1409 01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:22,293 Are you an appliance? 1410 01:05:22,460 --> 01:05:24,295 No, I'm a man, and my name is Steve. 1411 01:05:24,462 --> 01:05:25,797 You are a flight attendant. 1412 01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,633 That's absolutely accurate. 1413 01:05:30,468 --> 01:05:32,804 You can close that. Thank you. 1414 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,264 (SIGHS) 1415 01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:38,977 Hey, not-Air Marshall Jon. 1416 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:41,771 You want to get back in that restroom and not rest? 1417 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:43,815 No, I have to get back to my seat. 1418 01:05:43,982 --> 01:05:46,609 Yeah, you gotta get back on my seat. 1419 01:05:47,235 --> 01:05:48,570 (SCATTING TUNE) 1420 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:49,654 You get it? 1421 01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:51,322 Yeah, I definitely got it. 1422 01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:52,991 Oh-oh. What's that? 1423 01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:57,996 I got to get back to my seat. Could you just move your leg, please? 1424 01:05:58,163 --> 01:05:59,664 I got to go. 1425 01:05:59,956 --> 01:06:01,916 Oh-oh. Oh-oh. 1426 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,169 Somebody found a souvenir. 1427 01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:08,339 You feel that steam heat coming? That's from my undercarriage. 1428 01:06:08,673 --> 01:06:10,884 That can go up and higher. 1429 01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:12,469 Okay. 1430 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,014 Jon, get us a blanket. 1431 01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:17,515 No. 1432 01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:20,351 I got to take a whiz and I'll be right back. 1433 01:06:21,352 --> 01:06:22,395 Cool. 1434 01:06:24,689 --> 01:06:28,401 I don't want you to be a big fuck-up like me. 1435 01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:29,903 How do you think I feel? 1436 01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:32,697 Like me. You can still turn it around. 1437 01:06:32,864 --> 01:06:34,240 No, don't. 1438 01:06:35,533 --> 01:06:36,701 Stop it! 1439 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:39,579 You are more beautiful than Cinderella. 1440 01:06:39,746 --> 01:06:44,042 You smell like pine needles and you have a face like sunshine. 1441 01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:47,754 (EXHALING) 1442 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:53,301 (PLANE RATTLING) 1443 01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:58,723 What? 1444 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:03,019 Oh, no. 1445 01:07:03,102 --> 01:07:04,145 (INTERCOM BEEPS) 1446 01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:05,605 Ladies and gentlemen, 1447 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:08,942 as you can see, the captain has turned on the "fasten seatbelt" sign. 1448 01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:11,194 It appears we've run into a rough patch of weather... 1449 01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:12,529 ANNIE: (ON INTERCOM) I have an announcement, too. 1450 01:07:12,612 --> 01:07:14,572 There is a Colonial woman on the wing. 1451 01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:16,032 There's a woman on the wing. I saw her. 1452 01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:17,534 There's something they're not telling us! 1453 01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:18,660 Steve. All right. 1454 01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:19,869 There's a Colonial woman. 1455 01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:21,663 She was churning butter on that wing. Steve, get her. 1456 01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,248 She is out there right now. sum! 1457 01:07:23,414 --> 01:07:25,708 Everyone, remain calm! I'm an Air Marshal. 1458 01:07:26,584 --> 01:07:29,254 Yes! I knew it. I got your back, Jon! 1459 01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:30,755 There is a woman on the wing. I saw her. 1460 01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:32,340 There's something they're not telling us. 1461 01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:34,384 Let's get out! Let's open the doors and get out! 1462 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:37,136 She is dressed in traditional Colonial garb. 1463 01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,430 Say goodbye! We are going down! 1464 01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:40,557 Stay calm. 1465 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:41,933 ANNIE: There is something they are not telling us. 1466 01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:43,685 There is a Colonial woman on the wing. 1467 01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:45,311 I will cover the pilot! 1468 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:47,772 (CLAMORING) 1469 01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:52,026 Who is she? What does she want? 1470 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:25,393 Just let me make it up to you, please. 1471 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:28,271 I'm telling you, 1472 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:31,107 your shower is going to be amazing. 1473 01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:33,192 I have so many ideas. 1474 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:35,028 I want to talk to you about the shower. 1475 01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,572 Ifeelhke 1476 01:08:37,739 --> 01:08:41,743 it has been really overwhelming for you. 1477 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:44,203 It's just starting to make you crazy. 1478 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:46,873 No, Lil, I'm fine. I mean... 1479 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,834 Lil, I'm fine. 1480 01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,544 No, you're not fine. 1481 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:53,630 You are not fine, Annie, 1482 01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:56,841 and we need things to just 1483 01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,011 flow smoothly from now on 1484 01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:03,681 and Helen just knows how to do this kind of stuff. 1485 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:05,683 She does it all the time. 1486 01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,769 She is good at it. She likes doing it. 1487 01:09:08,353 --> 01:09:10,855 This way you don't have to 1488 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:15,360 plan any more lunches or trips. 1489 01:09:15,526 --> 01:09:17,362 You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. 1490 01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:18,863 I get it. 1491 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:21,366 I think it'll be best here on out 1492 01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:24,369 for the shower and for everything. 1493 01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:27,205 Yeah, whatever you want. 1494 01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:30,041 I mean, it's probably best. 1495 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,251 I think so, right? 1496 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:33,753 Yeah. I just want you to be happy. 1497 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,047 I think that will make me happy. It will be good. 1498 01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:38,257 Okay- Okay- 1499 01:09:39,217 --> 01:09:40,385 Good. 1500 01:10:04,492 --> 01:10:05,493 Hey. 1501 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:06,911 Hey. 1502 01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:09,580 Do you want to hang out? 1503 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:16,087 (RHODES LAUGHING) 1504 01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:18,840 ANNIE: It's not funny! Stop laughing. 1505 01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:20,425 RHODES: It's a little funny. 1506 01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:23,386 None of those girls are laughing, believe me. 1507 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,763 It's not funny. Have you ever been kicked off a plane? 1508 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:26,931 I can't say that I have. 1509 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,057 Thank you. 1510 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:31,936 All of the girls hate me right now. 1511 01:10:32,103 --> 01:10:34,272 You are like the maid of dishonor. 1512 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:35,523 (GROANS) 1513 01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:39,444 I hope Lillian isn't going to be mad at me for too long. 1514 01:10:39,610 --> 01:10:41,320 No, she will be all right. 1515 01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:42,905 I don't know, I just wish things were 1516 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:44,449 the way that they used to be, you know. 1517 01:10:44,615 --> 01:10:46,451 I feel like her life is going off 1518 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:49,954 and getting perfect, and mine is just like... 1519 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,124 it will turn around, you know. 1520 01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:55,126 I have been hearing that for a long time. 1521 01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:56,836 It's going to turn around. I just know it. 1522 01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:58,629 Anyway- 1523 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:00,798 You got to bake. 1524 01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:02,675 I don't really do that anymore, I told you. 1525 01:11:02,842 --> 01:11:04,010 Why? 1526 01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:05,344 I don't know, it's just... 1527 01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:10,141 I don't know, after it just went under, I just, kind of, 1528 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:13,186 stopped, I guess. 1529 01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:15,354 It doesn't make me happy anymore. 1530 01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:17,231 Just because you didn't make any money at it, 1531 01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:18,357 doesn't mean that you failed at it. 1532 01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:20,985 I lost a lot of money. 1533 01:11:21,152 --> 01:11:23,112 All my money. 1534 01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:24,822 But you are so good at it. 1535 01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:26,491 Oh, well. Let's change the subject. 1536 01:11:26,657 --> 01:11:28,826 No more baking. I'm done. 1537 01:11:28,993 --> 01:11:31,162 I don't know how you just can't do it anymore. 1538 01:11:31,329 --> 01:11:34,624 If I wasn't a cop anymore, I would still... 1539 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:35,792 Arrest people? 1540 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,960 ...go out with a gun and shoot people. 1541 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:41,255 I probably wouldn't do that. I'm just trying to make you feel better. 1542 01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:45,092 You are okay, you know. 1543 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:47,303 You don't know me very well. 1544 01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:49,680 I know you well enough to know that you're not so bad. 1545 01:11:49,847 --> 01:11:51,516 You got some stuff. Oh, yeah. 1546 01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:53,434 You got bits and pieces going on. 1547 01:11:53,518 --> 01:11:54,560 Thanks. 1548 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,604 I have been thinking about you a little bit. 1549 01:11:56,771 --> 01:11:58,481 About me? Really? 1550 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,107 There is something about you. 1551 01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:02,819 Something about you that sticks. 1552 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:10,284 ANNIE: I hate buttons. (RHODES MOANING) 1553 01:12:11,619 --> 01:12:13,037 Where is the bedroom? 1554 01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:17,708 (BELL RINGS) (BOTH GRUNTING) 1555 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:20,503 Sorry. It's a mountain bike. Are you okay? 1556 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:22,046 Do you like mountain biking? Uh-huh. 1557 01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:23,840 (BOTH MOANING) 1558 01:12:26,676 --> 01:12:27,844 Take this off. 1559 01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,387 I'm so glad this is happening. 1560 01:12:29,554 --> 01:12:30,805 So am l. 1561 01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:32,890 (MOANING) 1562 01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:47,405 Hello. Morning. 1563 01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:49,115 Sorry, I didn't mean to freak you out. 1564 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:50,533 No, it's okay. 1565 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,785 I haven't been sitting here that long. Oh. 1566 01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:54,996 (BOTH CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) 1567 01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:58,624 Sorry, I guess I fell asleep. 1568 01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,794 I didn't mean to sleep over. 1569 01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:03,754 Don't be silly. 1570 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,382 I made you a cappuccino. 1571 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:08,885 Made it? Yeah. 1572 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:11,762 So, last night was fun. 1573 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:15,558 It was. It was very fun. 1574 01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:18,102 I had fun. 1575 01:13:18,269 --> 01:13:19,896 It was fun. 1576 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,941 If you care to accompany me to the kitchen, 1577 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,860 the fun may continue. 1578 01:13:26,027 --> 01:13:28,112 A different kind of fun. 1579 01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:31,866 But why don't you just get dressed and whatever, and... 1580 01:13:32,033 --> 01:13:33,367 I left your clothes over there. 1581 01:13:33,492 --> 01:13:34,827 Okay. 1582 01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:36,287 And I'll see you in there. 1583 01:13:36,454 --> 01:13:37,788 Okay. 1584 01:13:42,293 --> 01:13:44,003 RHODES: There she is. 1585 01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:46,672 Your workshop awaits. 1586 01:13:46,881 --> 01:13:48,758 I know it's a bit crazy, but I popped out 1587 01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:51,677 and I got a few little baking bits and pieces. 1588 01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:52,970 Butter, milk. 1589 01:13:53,137 --> 01:13:55,681 Becauselthought that it would be fun for us to bake together today. 1590 01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,683 Obviously, you will be doing the baking. 1591 01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:59,477 I will be doing the eating. 1592 01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:01,812 Because you are the expert. 1593 01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:03,814 Yeah, I don't... 1594 01:14:03,981 --> 01:14:05,858 I don't really wanna... 1595 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,569 Sorry. You went to all this trouble, but... 1596 01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:11,197 Come on, I know you haven't done it in a while, but it'll be great. 1597 01:14:11,364 --> 01:14:14,492 Don't be silly, just get into it. You are so good at it. 1598 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:18,037 All right. I get it. 1599 01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:20,748 It was a bit of a curve ball. 1600 01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:22,875 Yeah, I think I'm going to go. 1601 01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:26,587 I'm sorry. I should just probably go. 1602 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,172 Annie, 1603 01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:30,883 I don't know what you are getting so upset about. 1604 01:14:31,050 --> 01:14:32,468 Because you don't know me. 1605 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:35,763 You don't know anything about me or my life or... 1606 01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:38,766 VVeH,no,becauseH. I don't know what you're trying to do here. 1607 01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:41,018 I don't need you to fix me. To fix you? 1608 01:14:41,185 --> 01:14:43,562 I don't need any help. I mean, who do you think you are'? 1609 01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:46,482 Jesus, Annie, we had a really good time. And now you are being all... 1610 01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:49,193 It's my fault. I shouldn't have come here last night. 1611 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,404 Last night was a mistake. 1612 01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:52,947 Fucking hell. All right. 1613 01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:08,295 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 1614 01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:11,757 Hey, it's Lillian. Leave a message after the beep. 1615 01:15:12,591 --> 01:15:15,177 (PHONE BEEPS) Hey, Lil, it's me. 1616 01:15:15,553 --> 01:15:16,554 Umm... 1617 01:15:17,221 --> 01:15:21,976 I'm sure you're probably still a little bit mad at me, but I hope not. 1618 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:26,856 Anyway, the excitement still continues with me. 1619 01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:32,028 I just slept with a cop that pulled me over 1620 01:15:32,194 --> 01:15:37,324 and I woke up today, and he was really sweet and nice and cute. 1621 01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:40,870 So, naturally, I ran out as fast as I could. 1622 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:42,705 What's wrong with me? 1623 01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:44,248 Umm... 1624 01:15:44,331 --> 01:15:47,418 Anyway, I know you are busy and stuff, 1625 01:15:47,543 --> 01:15:50,629 so just call me when you get a chance. 1626 01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:54,967 I'd love to talk this out with you when you can. 1627 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:57,053 Okay, bye. 1628 01:16:05,227 --> 01:16:07,897 BRYNN: Annie! Annie, wake up. 1629 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,815 It's 11:00 a.m. 1630 01:16:11,484 --> 01:16:13,235 Oh, shit. 1631 01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,029 You got a package. 1632 01:16:15,196 --> 01:16:18,741 I'd bring it to you, but you said, "Don't touch my things." 1633 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:34,256 (MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY) 1634 01:16:36,801 --> 01:16:37,802 (SIGHS) 1635 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:50,064 Please join us for a Parisian brunch 1636 01:16:50,147 --> 01:16:51,899 at the home of Helen Harris III 1637 01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:55,152 to celebrate the marriage of Lillian Donovan and Douglas Price. 1638 01:16:55,653 --> 01:17:00,574 Let us shower Lillian with gifts and love. Répondez s'il vous plaTt. Yay! 1639 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:11,210 Excuse me. Oh. Hi. 1640 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:13,754 I'm looking for a birthday gift for my best friend. Oh. 1641 01:17:13,838 --> 01:17:16,382 I want to get her a necklace that says, "Best Friends Forever." 1642 01:17:17,174 --> 01:17:18,676 You sure you want it to say "Forever"? 1643 01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:20,678 Yeah, why? 1644 01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:22,471 Come on. "Forever"? 1645 01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:24,348 Forever. 1646 01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:26,642 I don't think you guys will be best friends forever. No offense. 1647 01:17:26,725 --> 01:17:28,144 But you know... 1648 01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:30,271 The friends you have when you are younger sometimes... 1649 01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:32,565 Sometimes you grow apart when you get older. 1650 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:34,191 Maybe she'll find a new best friend. 1651 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:36,068 And maybe she will be more successful than you are 1652 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:38,362 and prettier and richer and skinnier 1653 01:17:38,529 --> 01:17:40,781 and they end up doing everything together. 1654 01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:43,200 You are weird. 1655 01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:45,035 I'm not weird. Okay? 1656 01:17:45,703 --> 01:17:46,704 Yes, you are. 1657 01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:47,788 No, I'm not, and you started it. 1658 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:49,498 No, you started it. 1659 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,542 Did you forget to take your Xanax this morning? 1660 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:53,210 God, I feel bad for your parents. 1661 01:17:53,294 --> 01:17:54,336 I feel bad for your face. 1662 01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:56,714 Okay, well, call me when your boobs come in. 1663 01:17:56,797 --> 01:17:58,465 You call me when yours come in. 1664 01:17:58,591 --> 01:18:00,551 What, do you have four boyfriends? Exacfly. 1665 01:18:00,718 --> 01:18:03,596 Yeah, okay, have fun having a baby at your prom. 1666 01:18:03,762 --> 01:18:05,306 You look like an old mop. 1667 01:18:05,472 --> 01:18:07,308 You know what? You're not as popular as you think you are. 1668 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:08,392 I am very popular. 1669 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:10,644 I'm sure you are. 1670 01:18:11,103 --> 01:18:12,229 Very popular. 1671 01:18:12,396 --> 01:18:14,064 Well, you're an old, single loser 1672 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,816 who is never going to have any friends. 1673 01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:17,902 You're a little cunt. 1674 01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:27,203 I'm sorry. 1675 01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:33,083 Let me tell my mom, okay. 1676 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:35,336 I already told her. 1677 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,087 Was she mad? 1678 01:18:43,761 --> 01:18:44,762 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 1679 01:18:45,888 --> 01:18:48,182 Hi, Annie, it's Rhodes again. 1680 01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:49,767 Since you're not returning any of my calls, 1681 01:18:49,934 --> 01:18:51,352 I assume that you're not interested 1682 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:53,771 in spending any more time with me, which is fine. 1683 01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:57,358 So don't worry, I won't be bothering you ever again. 1684 01:18:58,192 --> 01:18:59,902 Get those taillights fixed. 1685 01:19:00,444 --> 01:19:01,445 (HANGS UP) 1686 01:19:02,029 --> 01:19:03,030 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 1687 01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:11,956 We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore. 1688 01:19:13,374 --> 01:19:15,125 What? What do you mean? I don't get it. 1689 01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:18,379 The thing is, we decided that it was actually a bit immature 1690 01:19:18,462 --> 01:19:19,797 for a grown-up brother and sister to 1691 01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:21,298 still be living together with a roommate. 1692 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:24,385 At our age, it's a bit ridiculous, isn't it? Yeah. 1693 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:26,595 We look a bit silly, don't we? Pathetic. 1694 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,847 So we are actually going to live together alone. 1695 01:19:29,223 --> 01:19:30,474 Without you. 1696 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:32,142 You're moving out. 1697 01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:37,022 She's not moving. 1698 01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:38,357 She will move. 1699 01:19:38,524 --> 01:19:39,775 Eventually. Eventually. 1700 01:19:39,858 --> 01:19:40,985 She has to. 1701 01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:42,278 She is taking it in. 1702 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:43,946 You have to leave. 1703 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:45,489 Oh! That's prickly. 1704 01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:52,329 Hi. Hi. 1705 01:19:54,331 --> 01:19:56,792 Remember when you thought I hit bottom? 1706 01:19:57,668 --> 01:19:59,003 That wasn't bottom. 1707 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:01,005 (SIGHS) Come here. 1708 01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:04,675 We're gonna have fun. I, for one, am really glad you're here. 1709 01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,468 And guess what? 1710 01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:08,595 Good timing. 1711 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:11,348 You know what just came in today on the Netflix? 1712 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,934 Cast Away. Tom Hanks. 1713 01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:16,103 It's like Forrest Gump, but on an island. 1714 01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,355 Honey, you are gonna love it. 1715 01:20:46,884 --> 01:20:49,345 (WHISPERING) My God. 1716 01:20:49,803 --> 01:20:51,263 This is her driveway? 1717 01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,850 Who is that man? 1718 01:20:59,021 --> 01:21:01,231 Are you a guest of Helen Harris Ill? 1719 01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:04,234 Yes. Technically. I guess. 1720 01:21:04,401 --> 01:21:06,403 An attendant will meet you at the stables. 1721 01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,821 Where? 1722 01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:09,156 The shower is over the second bridge. 1723 01:21:09,323 --> 01:21:12,201 Pink lemonade? Thank you. 1724 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:15,412 I don't have a cup holder. Can I just give that... 1725 01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:22,419 Pink lemonade. Nice. Nice touch. 1726 01:21:23,921 --> 01:21:25,381 Shit. 1727 01:21:33,180 --> 01:21:35,391 God damn it, that's good. 1728 01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:36,475 Mmm. 1729 01:21:38,394 --> 01:21:40,229 (EXHALES) Shit, that is fresh. 1730 01:21:56,787 --> 01:21:59,248 GIRL 1: This is the most beautiful shower I have ever been to. 1731 01:21:59,623 --> 01:22:02,126 GIRL 2: Yes, and Helen is giving out the cutest party favors. 1732 01:22:02,209 --> 01:22:05,087 GIRL 1: I know, I love their pink berets. 1733 01:22:20,644 --> 01:22:22,479 Would you like some champagne? Yes. 1734 01:22:22,896 --> 01:22:23,939 It's French. 1735 01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:27,025 Annie. Hey. 1736 01:22:27,443 --> 01:22:28,444 Hi. 1737 01:22:29,611 --> 01:22:31,447 How are you doing? You're here. 1738 01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:34,450 Yeah, I'm here. I was invited. Sorry. 1739 01:22:34,825 --> 01:22:37,244 Of course you were invited. I just meant you have arrived. 1740 01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:39,997 No, I was just joking. Okay. (CHUCKLES) 1741 01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,541 Can you believe this? Isn't it amazing? 1742 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:44,460 Yep. 1743 01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:46,170 Yeah. It's nice. 1744 01:22:46,336 --> 01:22:48,338 Yeah. Pretty. 1745 01:22:48,964 --> 01:22:50,382 Are we okay? 1746 01:22:50,507 --> 01:22:52,009 Yes, I'm sorry I haven't called. 1747 01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:54,595 I just didn't want to bug you, but... 1748 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:57,014 Forgive me. It just got crazy. 1749 01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:59,933 There has been lots of organizing, and... I have so much to tell you. 1750 01:23:00,017 --> 01:23:02,519 I have to say hi to my aunt or she will get mad at my mom. 1751 01:23:02,603 --> 01:23:04,021 No, you gotta go do your party rounds. 1752 01:23:04,188 --> 01:23:05,647 Yeah. 1753 01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:06,982 I'll see you in a minute. 1754 01:23:07,107 --> 01:23:08,275 Yeah. Okay. 1755 01:23:08,442 --> 01:23:10,110 Oh! Rita, you got all our towels. 1756 01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:12,529 Yes, I did. Because I love you, kitten. 1757 01:23:12,779 --> 01:23:14,781 All right, let's see what's next. 1758 01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:16,950 Another one, another one, another one. 1759 01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:20,454 I know who this is from. I can tell by the wrapping. 1760 01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:21,997 Is that you? 1761 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:26,835 Annie, you made this. 1762 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:28,879 Look. 1763 01:23:29,129 --> 01:23:30,839 Oh, man. LILLIAN: Oh, my gosh. 1764 01:23:31,048 --> 01:23:32,591 It's us, Annie. 1765 01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:35,177 MEGAN: Oh, my God. Let me see. 1766 01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:38,096 Oh, my God. 1767 01:23:39,056 --> 01:23:44,102 This is all my favorite stuff from all the stores I love in Milwaukee. 1768 01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:47,231 Annie! This is so unbelievable. 1769 01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:48,732 Wilson Phillips. 1770 01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:49,858 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 1771 01:23:50,108 --> 01:23:51,401 Man, I love Wilson Phillips. 1772 01:23:51,568 --> 01:23:53,612 We listened to Hold On probably 10,000 times 1773 01:23:53,695 --> 01:23:55,447 when I got my driver's license. 1774 01:23:55,656 --> 01:23:58,575 This is such an amazing gift. 1775 01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,244 Thank you. You're welcome. 1776 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:02,996 I feel really bad, Lil, 1777 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,165 I didn't get a chance to actually get you a present 1778 01:24:05,249 --> 01:24:07,292 because I have been so busy organizing the shower. 1779 01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:09,920 Helen, please. It's more than enough. 1780 01:24:10,087 --> 01:24:12,339 Here is a card to say congratulations. 1781 01:24:12,422 --> 01:24:16,260 Thank you. Gosh, you have really outdone yourself. 1782 01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:19,972 Oh, my God, Helen. 1783 01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:23,559 WOMAN: Honey, what is it? 1784 01:24:24,268 --> 01:24:26,645 Helen's taking me to Paris. 1785 01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:27,771 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 1786 01:24:27,938 --> 01:24:29,022 (GIRLS CHATTERING) 1787 01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:30,732 HELEN: Your face! 1788 01:24:30,941 --> 01:24:32,401 I got you. I fooled you. 1789 01:24:32,484 --> 01:24:33,485 Look at your face. 1790 01:24:34,611 --> 01:24:37,781 It's just a little pre-wedding vacation. And while we're there, 1791 01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:40,117 we're gonna meet the designer of her dress and have a fitting. 1792 01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:42,786 LILLIAN: You are taking me to Paris? 1793 01:24:42,953 --> 01:24:45,497 Oh, my God! This is the best present ever! 1794 01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:47,624 Thank you so much. 1795 01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:48,750 HELEN". A Paris! 1796 01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:49,918 LILLIANI Oh, my God. 1797 01:24:50,127 --> 01:24:51,712 Are you fucking kidding me? 1798 01:24:53,463 --> 01:24:54,756 Annie! No, Mom. 1799 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,133 Motherfucking Paris? 1800 01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:57,342 LILLIAN: Annie, what are you doing? 1801 01:24:57,467 --> 01:25:00,762 I told you about Paris, Helen. I told you about this whole idea! 1802 01:25:00,846 --> 01:25:02,180 Annie, calm down. ANNIE: No, Lillian! 1803 01:25:02,306 --> 01:25:04,850 What, you're gonna go to Paris with Helen now? 1804 01:25:04,975 --> 01:25:07,060 What, you guys are gonna ride around on bikes 1805 01:25:07,144 --> 01:25:08,812 with berets and fucking baguettes 1806 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:10,564 in the basket of the front of your bikes? 1807 01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:11,815 How romantic! 1808 01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:15,444 What woman gives another woman a trip to Paris? 1809 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:17,487 Am I right? Lesbian. 1810 01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:19,239 We're all thinking it, aren't we? I'm not. 1811 01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:21,658 Okay? Yes, we're all thinking it, right? I was. 1812 01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:24,661 Annie... Lillian, this is not the "you" that I know. 1813 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:26,163 The "you" that I know would have 1814 01:25:26,330 --> 01:25:27,664 walked in here and rolled your eyes 1815 01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:29,291 and thought this was completely 1816 01:25:29,416 --> 01:25:30,917 over-the-top, ridiculous and stupid. 1817 01:25:31,001 --> 01:25:34,504 Look at this shower! Look at that fucking cookie! 1818 01:25:34,713 --> 01:25:36,757 Did you really think that this group of women 1819 01:25:36,882 --> 01:25:38,967 was going to finish that cookie? 1820 01:25:39,092 --> 01:25:40,677 Really? You know what? That reminds me, actually. 1821 01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:44,348 I never got a chance to try that fucking cookie! 1822 01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:47,851 Stupid fucking cookie! 1823 01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:54,358 Delicious! Stupid cookie. I think I'll... 1824 01:25:55,567 --> 01:25:58,570 Maybe it's better if I dip it in the chocolate. 1825 01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:00,822 (ANNIE GRUNTING) 1826 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:02,366 (GEESE HONKING) 1827 01:26:04,368 --> 01:26:05,369 (GROANING) 1828 01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:06,870 Is this what you want, Lillian? 1829 01:26:08,205 --> 01:26:09,581 (ANNIE SCREAMING) 1830 01:26:13,794 --> 01:26:15,087 This is so awesome. 1831 01:26:15,170 --> 01:26:21,551 All right, let's have some nice, hot, unsanitary chocolate! 1832 01:26:21,635 --> 01:26:22,636 (GRUNTING) 1833 01:26:28,433 --> 01:26:30,602 Ahh! It's hot! Jesus! God! 1834 01:26:30,686 --> 01:26:33,355 Christ, Annie. Have you lost your fucking mind? 1835 01:26:33,438 --> 01:26:35,315 What are you doing? What am I doing? 1836 01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:37,484 You wouldn't know, would you? Where have you been? 1837 01:26:37,567 --> 01:26:39,736 You would have no idea. Let me fill you in, okay? 1838 01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:42,489 Ever since you got engaged, everything has turned to shit! 1839 01:26:42,572 --> 01:26:45,283 You know what? This is supposed to be about my time! 1840 01:26:45,409 --> 01:26:47,536 You have managed to ruin every event 1841 01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:49,788 in my wedding. Thank you very much. 1842 01:26:49,913 --> 01:26:51,248 Okay, well, thank you very much. 1843 01:26:51,373 --> 01:26:52,749 It's all her fault. It is not mine! 1844 01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:54,042 And you would know that, 1845 01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:57,129 if you got your beautiful haired head out of your asshole. 1846 01:26:57,212 --> 01:27:01,425 In fact, out cf her asshole, which I'm sure is perfectly bleached. 1847 01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:03,176 You know what? It is! 1848 01:27:03,260 --> 01:27:04,553 And you know how I know? 1849 01:27:04,636 --> 01:27:06,555 Because I went to the fucking salon with her 1850 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:08,598 and I got my asshole bleached, too! 1851 01:27:08,932 --> 01:27:11,768 And I love my new asshole! 1852 01:27:12,686 --> 01:27:15,313 You know what? Why can't you just be happy for me 1853 01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:19,025 and then go home and talk behind my back later, like a normal person? 1854 01:27:20,610 --> 01:27:23,155 I am happy for you, Lillian. I am very happy for you. 1855 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:26,825 I wish you well. I won't bother you anymore. 1856 01:27:27,784 --> 01:27:30,537 Are you kidding me? Annie! 1857 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:32,289 G9, g0, go, go, go! 1858 01:27:32,789 --> 01:27:35,083 LILLIAN: Get back here! Stop. 1859 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:39,296 No, no! She does not get a party favor. 1860 01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:41,381 She does not get a dog! 1861 01:27:43,967 --> 01:27:45,552 And if you are going to act like this, 1862 01:27:45,635 --> 01:27:48,054 then don't even bother coming to my wedding! 1863 01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:57,856 I'm proud of you, Lil. 1864 01:27:57,981 --> 01:27:59,107 Shut up, Helen! 1865 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:03,361 Anybody else have anything they want to share today? 1866 01:28:05,655 --> 01:28:08,909 I took two dogs already. They're in the back of my van. 1867 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,668 (HORN HONKING) 1868 01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:25,342 (DOGS BARKING) 1869 01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:28,678 What? 1870 01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:33,058 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1871 01:28:38,188 --> 01:28:40,774 What? Where are you going? 1872 01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:43,026 Hit and run! Classy! 1873 01:28:43,276 --> 01:28:44,694 Perfect! Okay. 1874 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:49,366 I'm gonna find you! I'm coming! 1875 01:28:49,533 --> 01:28:53,912 Come on! Come on! Come on. 1876 01:28:57,374 --> 01:28:59,376 No! 1877 01:28:59,835 --> 01:29:00,836 (EXCLAIMING) 1878 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,977 Shit. 1879 01:29:20,564 --> 01:29:22,774 I can't say I'm surprised. 1880 01:29:22,941 --> 01:29:25,110 I did tell you to get your lights fixed. 1881 01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:26,778 Yeah, I know. 1882 01:29:26,903 --> 01:29:29,030 And now here we are. 1883 01:29:30,574 --> 01:29:33,994 Look,I have had a horrible day. 1884 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:36,538 I don't need a lecture from you right now, okay? 1885 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,248 I just... Helen just... 1886 01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:39,708 Oh! Don't... 1887 01:29:40,083 --> 01:29:41,877 This didn't happen because of Helen. 1888 01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:44,921 This happened because you didn't get your taillights fixed. 1889 01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:46,590 It's pretty simple. 1890 01:29:50,093 --> 01:29:52,387 Do you have any idea how frustrating it is 1891 01:29:52,512 --> 01:29:54,848 to see you, night by night, drive past me 1892 01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:57,726 with your fucking taillights still broken? 1893 01:29:57,893 --> 01:30:00,020 Do you have any idea how crazy that makes me? 1894 01:30:00,186 --> 01:30:02,606 It's a simple solution! 1895 01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:03,773 Your problem, Annie, 1896 01:30:03,857 --> 01:30:06,776 is that you just don't understand that you can hurt people 1897 01:30:07,068 --> 01:30:09,112 with these broken lights. 1898 01:30:10,363 --> 01:30:12,449 Don't you see how irresponsible this is? 1899 01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:16,286 Yes, I should have gotten my fucking taillights fixed. 1900 01:30:16,453 --> 01:30:18,371 But I didn't, okay? I didn't. 1901 01:30:18,538 --> 01:30:20,707 Listen, don't worry about it. 1902 01:30:20,874 --> 01:30:23,418 Seriously. Your message was received. 1903 01:30:23,585 --> 01:30:26,379 No, look, please, I don't know what's going on with me right now. 1904 01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:30,300 Look, it's fine. Don't bother. Really, what's done is done. 1905 01:30:30,467 --> 01:30:31,968 That's it? Where are you going? 1906 01:30:32,093 --> 01:30:34,721 That's it! That's it. That's how this works. 1907 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:35,889 Come on. I didn't... 1908 01:30:35,972 --> 01:30:39,726 For the record, Annie, you flirted with me. 1909 01:30:40,101 --> 01:30:44,064 You made me feel like you really liked me, 1910 01:30:44,147 --> 01:30:45,482 which was really unfair. 1911 01:30:45,815 --> 01:30:49,319 And then you came home with me and we did stuff, fun stuff, 1912 01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:52,781 and then you just left, just like it was nothing. 1913 01:30:53,323 --> 01:30:56,868 Oh, please. I know how guys do this thing. 1914 01:30:56,952 --> 01:30:58,453 I know how guys act. 1915 01:30:58,620 --> 01:31:01,164 One minute, it means something. The next minute, it doesn't. 1916 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:02,332 Right, yeah, you've got it all figured out. 1917 01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:03,500 Yeah. 1918 01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:06,294 How is that working out for you? Pretty good? 1919 01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:10,757 Boom! 1920 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,176 What's up, fuck-buddy? You call for some roadside assistance? 1921 01:31:18,014 --> 01:31:21,601 Thanks, officer. I can handle it from here on out. 1922 01:31:26,648 --> 01:31:27,691 Come on! 1923 01:31:29,025 --> 01:31:30,652 I didn't have anyone else to call! 1924 01:31:30,735 --> 01:31:32,112 I didn't know that you were gonna show up! 1925 01:31:32,195 --> 01:31:33,613 That's the problem with cops, Annie. 1926 01:31:33,738 --> 01:31:35,198 We're just never there when you need us. 1927 01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:38,368 That cop talks weird. 1928 01:31:45,291 --> 01:31:48,670 TED: Come on, dingus. Tick-took. I got shit to do. 1929 01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:52,048 Check it out. Look what's steering the car. 1930 01:31:58,304 --> 01:31:59,931 Thanks again for picking me up. 1931 01:32:00,015 --> 01:32:01,516 Not a problem. 1932 01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:03,435 Were you busy? 1933 01:32:03,685 --> 01:32:05,854 Well, it is Friday. 1934 01:32:08,064 --> 01:32:10,775 You know, youlooktked. 1935 01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:12,986 If you're tired, you can totally 1936 01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:15,238 lay down in my lap, if you want. 1937 01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:16,823 What? 1938 01:32:16,906 --> 01:32:19,159 Just take a little lap-nap. 1939 01:32:23,747 --> 01:32:24,748 (WHISTLES) 1940 01:32:25,415 --> 01:32:26,833 If you want. 1941 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:29,044 Open for biz. 1942 01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:30,754 Okay, can you just pull over? 1943 01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:32,839 Yeah, actually, that's an even better idea. 1944 01:32:32,922 --> 01:32:36,342 No, no, no, can you please just stop the car? I want to get out. 1945 01:32:36,426 --> 01:32:37,594 No, it's super gravelly. 1946 01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:39,637 Please pull over! Why? 1947 01:32:39,721 --> 01:32:42,098 Because I would rather get murdered out here 1948 01:32:42,182 --> 01:32:44,350 than spend the next half-an-hour with you. 1949 01:32:44,434 --> 01:32:46,061 Can you please just pull over? 1950 01:32:46,436 --> 01:32:48,521 Come on, Annie. It's called humor. 1951 01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:50,523 Learn about it. 1952 01:32:51,399 --> 01:32:53,318 Besides, I would never last a half-hour. 1953 01:32:57,864 --> 01:32:58,990 Goodbye, Ted. 1954 01:33:03,536 --> 01:33:06,331 If you're trying to turn me on, it's working. 1955 01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:10,085 You used me! 1956 01:33:10,251 --> 01:33:13,546 No big deal. You are no longer my number three! 1957 01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:27,685 Wilson! 1958 01:33:31,106 --> 01:33:34,692 Wilson! I'm sorry! 1959 01:33:36,528 --> 01:33:38,446 I'm sorry, Wilson. 1960 01:33:39,405 --> 01:33:41,616 Wilson, I'm sorry! 1961 01:33:42,367 --> 01:33:43,368 I'm sorry! (SNIFFLING) 1962 01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:44,744 Oh, no, Wilson. 1963 01:33:44,911 --> 01:33:46,079 Wilson! 1964 01:33:46,162 --> 01:33:47,163 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1965 01:33:48,289 --> 01:33:49,958 I'm coming in. 1966 01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:52,127 Let's go, let's go. And we're walking. 1967 01:33:52,544 --> 01:33:54,420 Okay, we're walking. Heel. Heel! 1968 01:33:54,838 --> 01:33:57,173 No pee. No! Not on the carpet! 1969 01:33:57,340 --> 01:33:59,467 Okay, we're coming... We're coming in. 1970 01:33:59,551 --> 01:34:01,928 Everybody is in and having fun. 1971 01:34:02,095 --> 01:34:04,347 We're having fun. And heel! We're heeling. 1972 01:34:05,056 --> 01:34:06,057 Heel! 1973 01:34:06,516 --> 01:34:07,934 How many of those did you take? 1974 01:34:08,059 --> 01:34:09,519 I took nine. 1975 01:34:09,686 --> 01:34:10,728 I took nine. 1976 01:34:10,895 --> 01:34:15,650 Yeah, I did slightly over-commit to the whole dog thing. 1977 01:34:15,733 --> 01:34:18,653 It turns out, I'm probably more comfortable with six. 1978 01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:21,906 It's a lot... That's a lot of energy to deal with. 1979 01:34:22,073 --> 01:34:23,658 But you wouldn't know anything about that, 1980 01:34:23,783 --> 01:34:25,368 because you haven't been returning my calls. 1981 01:34:27,036 --> 01:34:29,080 And say what, Megan? 1982 01:34:29,164 --> 01:34:32,125 Say, "Hi, I can't get off the couch. 1983 01:34:32,333 --> 01:34:35,795 "I got fired from my job. I got kicked out of my apartment. 1984 01:34:35,879 --> 01:34:39,132 "I can't pay any of my bills. My car is a piece of shit. 1985 01:34:39,215 --> 01:34:41,759 "I don't have any friends. The last time 1986 01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:44,179 You know what I find interesting about that, Annie? 1987 01:34:44,262 --> 01:34:47,223 It's interesting to me that you have absolutely no friends. 1988 01:34:47,307 --> 01:34:48,766 You know why it's interesting? 1989 01:34:48,933 --> 01:34:50,268 Here's a friend standing directly 1990 01:34:50,393 --> 01:34:51,769 in front of you, trying to talk to you. 1991 01:34:51,895 --> 01:34:53,313 And you choose to talk about the fact 1992 01:34:53,438 --> 01:34:54,856 that you don't have any friends. 1993 01:34:54,939 --> 01:34:56,316 You know what I mean. 1994 01:34:56,441 --> 01:34:57,817 No, I don't think you want any help. 1995 01:34:57,901 --> 01:34:59,944 I think you want to have a little pity party. That's not true. 1996 01:35:00,028 --> 01:35:02,113 I think Annie wants a little pity party. 1997 01:35:02,238 --> 01:35:04,282 You're an asshole, Annie! Oh, my God. What are you doing? 1998 01:35:04,365 --> 01:35:06,951 You're an asshole. I'm life. ls life bothering you? 1999 01:35:07,035 --> 01:35:08,077 Yes! What are you doing? 2000 01:35:08,244 --> 01:35:09,287 I'm life, Annie. I'm life, Annie. 2001 01:35:09,495 --> 01:35:11,915 You have got to fight back on life. 2002 01:35:11,998 --> 01:35:13,249 Megan! 2003 01:35:13,374 --> 01:35:14,626 You better learn to fight. 2004 01:35:14,876 --> 01:35:15,877 Megan! 2005 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,754 I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass! 2006 01:35:17,921 --> 01:35:19,797 (SCREAMING) 2007 01:35:19,923 --> 01:35:21,841 Megan... It's not me. I'm your life. Turn over! 2008 01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:23,092 My God! 2009 01:35:23,176 --> 01:35:27,055 I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life, and you won't do it! 2010 01:35:27,138 --> 01:35:28,181 You just won't do it. Stop it. 2011 01:35:28,431 --> 01:35:30,600 You stop slapping yourself. Stop slapping yourself. 2012 01:35:30,767 --> 01:35:33,269 I'm your life, Annie. I'm your shitty... (GRUNTS) 2013 01:35:34,646 --> 01:35:35,647 I'm sorry. 2014 01:35:36,773 --> 01:35:37,774 Nice hit. 2015 01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:41,569 All right. 2016 01:35:41,653 --> 01:35:43,905 I'm glad to see you've got a little bit of spark in you. 2017 01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:46,616 I knew that Annie was in there somewhere. 2018 01:35:46,991 --> 01:35:48,451 I think... 2019 01:35:48,618 --> 01:35:51,955 I think you're ready now to hear a little story about a girl. 2020 01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:54,165 A girl named Megan. 2021 01:35:54,332 --> 01:35:55,833 A girl named Megan that didn't have 2022 01:35:55,959 --> 01:35:57,502 a very good time in high school. 2023 01:35:57,669 --> 01:36:00,755 I'm referring to myself when I say "Megan." 2024 01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:02,840 It's me, Megan. Yeah, I got that. 2025 01:36:03,007 --> 01:36:04,509 I know you look at me now and think, 2026 01:36:04,592 --> 01:36:06,552 "Boy, she must have breezed through high school." 2027 01:36:06,636 --> 01:36:08,179 Not the case, Annie. 2028 01:36:08,263 --> 01:36:12,100 No, this was not easy going up and down the halls. Okay? 2029 01:36:12,183 --> 01:36:13,768 They used to try to blow me up. 2030 01:36:13,893 --> 01:36:15,478 They threw firecrackers at my head. 2031 01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:17,105 Firecrackers. 2032 01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:19,899 I mean literally. I'm not saying that figuratively. 2033 01:36:19,983 --> 01:36:22,694 I got firecrackers thrown at my head. They called me a freak. 2034 01:36:23,236 --> 01:36:24,487 Do you think I let that break me? 2035 01:36:24,904 --> 01:36:27,198 Do you think I went home to my mommy, crying, 2036 01:36:27,282 --> 01:36:30,034 "I don't have any friends. Megan doesn't have any friends"? 2037 01:36:30,118 --> 01:36:32,495 No, I did not. You know what I did? 2038 01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:35,081 I pulled myself up, I studied really hard. 2039 01:36:35,164 --> 01:36:37,333 I read every book in the library. And now? 2040 01:36:37,417 --> 01:36:38,835 I work for the government. lhave 2041 01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:40,378 the highest possible security clearance. 2042 01:36:40,461 --> 01:36:42,005 Don't repeat that! I won't. 2043 01:36:42,088 --> 01:36:43,131 I can't protect you. 2044 01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:45,675 I know where all the nukes are and I know the codes. 2045 01:36:47,677 --> 01:36:48,720 I won't say anything. 2046 01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:51,097 You would be amazed. 2047 01:36:51,347 --> 01:36:52,682 A lot of shopping malls. 2048 01:36:52,890 --> 01:36:54,100 Don't repeat that! 2049 01:36:54,225 --> 01:36:55,476 I won't. 2050 01:36:55,643 --> 01:36:56,728 I have six houses. 2051 01:36:57,103 --> 01:37:00,148 I bought an 18-wheeler a couple of months ago just because I could. 2052 01:37:00,231 --> 01:37:01,441 Okay, you lost Lillian. 2053 01:37:01,524 --> 01:37:02,859 You got another best friend 2054 01:37:02,942 --> 01:37:04,610 sitting right in front of you, if you would notice. 2055 01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:06,571 Huh? 2056 01:37:06,654 --> 01:37:08,364 Now, you got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. 2057 01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:10,658 Okay, 'cause I do not associate with people 2058 01:37:10,783 --> 01:37:12,410 that blame the world for their problems. 2059 01:37:12,493 --> 01:37:14,245 'Cause you're your problem, Annie. 2060 01:37:14,412 --> 01:37:16,789 And you're also your solution. 2061 01:37:18,333 --> 01:37:19,876 Right? I mean, that's... 2062 01:37:19,959 --> 01:37:22,086 You get that? 2063 01:37:23,254 --> 01:37:24,714 I just miss her, I guess. 2064 01:37:25,631 --> 01:37:27,759 Yeah, I know you do. 2065 01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:30,178 I know you do. 2066 01:37:30,595 --> 01:37:32,555 All right, come on. Bring it in. 2067 01:37:32,638 --> 01:37:34,057 There's the Annie... 2068 01:37:34,140 --> 01:37:35,850 There's the Annie I knew was there, okay? 2069 01:37:35,975 --> 01:37:38,227 All right. Man, you have got to wash your hair. 2070 01:37:38,353 --> 01:37:39,354 I'm sorry. 2071 01:37:39,437 --> 01:37:40,855 You've got to wash that hair. 2072 01:38:06,506 --> 01:38:07,799 What's wrong? 2073 01:38:07,965 --> 01:38:09,300 Nothing. 2074 01:38:12,637 --> 01:38:13,638 (SIGHING) 2075 01:38:14,263 --> 01:38:15,306 I love you. 2076 01:38:28,820 --> 01:38:31,280 Looks great. Thank you. 2077 01:38:31,531 --> 01:38:35,326 Rhodes and I worked out a deal way back when, so it's on the house. 2078 01:38:36,035 --> 01:38:37,120 Are you serious? 2079 01:38:37,328 --> 01:38:39,622 Yeah. I owe him big time. 2080 01:38:39,872 --> 01:38:41,624 That's really nice. 2081 01:38:49,048 --> 01:38:50,299 Hey, Mom? 2082 01:38:52,468 --> 01:38:53,761 This is my mom, Judy. 2083 01:38:53,845 --> 01:38:55,847 Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you. 2084 01:38:55,930 --> 01:38:57,849 Good to meet you, too. 2085 01:38:58,850 --> 01:39:00,852 Wait a minute, don't I know you from AA? 2086 01:39:01,185 --> 01:39:04,522 BILL COZBI: Oh, my gosh. You made that artichoke dip, didn't you? 2087 01:39:04,689 --> 01:39:06,190 It's good, huh? 2088 01:39:06,274 --> 01:39:07,316 It's just delicious. 2089 01:40:11,088 --> 01:40:12,089 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 2090 01:40:12,215 --> 01:40:13,216 Come in. 2091 01:40:17,803 --> 01:40:19,889 Are you sure you're not gonna come with me today? 2092 01:40:20,139 --> 01:40:21,641 It's Lillian's big day. 2093 01:40:21,724 --> 01:40:23,518 Mom, she doesn't want me there. 2094 01:40:27,188 --> 01:40:29,148 I'll fix you a tuna fish sandwich. 2095 01:40:29,440 --> 01:40:30,733 Mom, it's 8:00 in the morning. 2096 01:40:30,858 --> 01:40:32,276 You can put syrup on it. 2097 01:40:35,905 --> 01:40:36,906 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 2098 01:40:41,160 --> 01:40:42,161 (EXCLAIMS) 2099 01:40:42,245 --> 01:40:43,663 I know. 2100 01:40:44,830 --> 01:40:45,831 Hi. 2101 01:40:46,165 --> 01:40:47,250 What do you want? 2102 01:40:47,416 --> 01:40:49,460 I was wondering if you knew where Lillian was. 2103 01:40:49,835 --> 01:40:51,754 No, why would I... What do you mean? 2104 01:40:52,129 --> 01:40:54,757 I can't find her. We've looked everywhere. 2105 01:40:54,924 --> 01:40:56,008 What? 2106 01:40:56,092 --> 01:40:58,261 She is missing. Can you help? 2107 01:40:58,761 --> 01:41:00,429 Okay, just wait here. I think I know 2108 01:41:00,596 --> 01:41:02,265 someone that might be able to help. 2109 01:41:02,431 --> 01:41:04,600 I'll get my keys. Can I just use... 2110 01:41:07,770 --> 01:41:11,691 I mean, I just don't know what could have possibly gone wrong. 2111 01:41:11,774 --> 01:41:13,359 Everything was going smoothly. 2112 01:41:13,442 --> 01:41:15,403 The dress looked fantastic. It had come in from Paris. 2113 01:41:15,778 --> 01:41:18,030 Dougie was being great and very helpful. 2114 01:41:18,114 --> 01:41:22,743 I had organized everything to the last final detail. 2115 01:41:22,827 --> 01:41:24,287 I just... 2116 01:41:24,453 --> 01:41:26,122 I don't know what's happened to her. 2117 01:41:26,330 --> 01:41:28,457 I don't know. You should know, right? 2118 01:41:28,541 --> 01:41:31,836 You're her best friend. It's weird that you don't know. 2119 01:41:32,003 --> 01:41:33,254 You guys are so close. 2120 01:41:37,341 --> 01:41:40,845 Annie, I want to apologize to you personally 2121 01:41:40,970 --> 01:41:43,723 for all of the things that have gone down. 2122 01:41:43,806 --> 01:41:45,725 I know that I hurt you, 2123 01:41:45,808 --> 01:41:48,311 and that I created a distance between you and Lillian. 2124 01:41:48,394 --> 01:41:50,229 I want to apologize for that... I don't want to hear... 2125 01:41:50,313 --> 01:41:51,856 ...and everything that happened 2126 01:41:51,981 --> 01:41:53,524 at the shower. And with Las Vegas... 2127 01:41:53,608 --> 01:41:55,401 Okay, I don't want to hear any more, honesfly. 2128 01:41:55,484 --> 01:41:57,570 I don't even want to talk to you. 2129 01:41:58,195 --> 01:42:00,448 Harry never really wants to talk to me, either. 2130 01:42:00,531 --> 01:42:03,242 He travels a lot. Like, all year. 2131 01:42:03,326 --> 01:42:05,953 I'm basically just by myself. 2132 01:42:06,037 --> 01:42:09,081 I don't want to... I don't feel sorry for you. 2133 01:42:10,249 --> 01:42:12,001 I really liked that original dress 2134 01:42:12,126 --> 01:42:13,836 you picked at the bridal store. 2135 01:42:13,919 --> 01:42:16,839 I thought it was beautiful. You have really lovely taste. 2136 01:42:16,922 --> 01:42:20,384 Thanks, but it's a little too late for that. 2137 01:42:20,551 --> 01:42:21,719 And I know... 2138 01:42:21,802 --> 01:42:24,764 I don't think that Brazilian food really gave us food poisoning. 2139 01:42:24,847 --> 01:42:25,848 No, it did. 2140 01:42:26,015 --> 01:42:26,974 No, I don't think it did. 2141 01:42:27,058 --> 01:42:29,060 It was the food. I shit my pants on the way home. 2142 01:42:29,143 --> 01:42:30,561 I don't think it was your fault. 2143 01:42:31,103 --> 01:42:32,855 That was my fault. 2144 01:42:33,731 --> 01:42:36,400 I think people just ask me to their weddings 2145 01:42:36,525 --> 01:42:39,195 because I'm good at organizing parties. 2146 01:42:41,280 --> 01:42:44,033 I don't have any female friends. 2147 01:42:45,076 --> 01:42:46,577 I'm so sorry. 2148 01:42:46,952 --> 01:42:49,080 Why are you smiling, Annie? 2149 01:42:49,246 --> 01:42:50,915 It's just... It's just... 2150 01:42:51,082 --> 01:42:53,542 It's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly. 2151 01:42:53,709 --> 01:42:55,461 And that makes me kind of happy. 2152 01:42:56,212 --> 01:42:59,590 I look ugly? No, I don't. I don't really look ugly. 2153 01:42:59,674 --> 01:43:01,967 A little bit. You're an ugly crier, but that's okay. 2154 01:43:02,051 --> 01:43:03,761 No, I'm not really an ugly crier. 2155 01:43:03,969 --> 01:43:05,429 No. Maybe just a little bit. 2156 01:43:05,596 --> 01:43:06,931 Just a little bit. 2157 01:43:07,807 --> 01:43:09,767 It's just my makeup. 2158 01:43:09,934 --> 01:43:11,977 But I still look pretty good. 2159 01:43:15,564 --> 01:43:16,774 ANNIE: Rhodes! 2160 01:43:18,067 --> 01:43:19,068 Rhodes. 2161 01:43:19,777 --> 01:43:21,070 Rhodes. 2162 01:43:22,238 --> 01:43:23,698 Come on! Rhodes! 2163 01:43:23,989 --> 01:43:25,491 He's ignoring you. Letnna Yes, he is. 2164 01:43:25,574 --> 01:43:27,576 (SHOUTING) Officer! Roll down your window! 2165 01:43:27,743 --> 01:43:30,621 (MUFFLED SHOUTING) Excuse me! Please! 2166 01:43:31,664 --> 01:43:34,375 Rhodes, I know you can hear me, and I know you're mad at me, 2167 01:43:34,792 --> 01:43:37,169 but I need your help. Please! 2168 01:43:40,005 --> 01:43:41,674 You know this guy? 2169 01:43:50,850 --> 01:43:51,934 What are you doing? 2170 01:43:52,017 --> 01:43:53,644 I just want to get his attention. 2171 01:43:54,937 --> 01:43:57,022 Annie! Oh, my God. 2172 01:43:59,775 --> 01:44:01,569 ANNIE: (SHOUTING) Reckless driving! 2173 01:44:03,863 --> 01:44:07,616 Annie, my hair! What are you doing? 2174 01:44:07,742 --> 01:44:09,952 I'm speeding! You better pull me over! 2175 01:44:13,122 --> 01:44:14,165 Really? 2176 01:44:14,331 --> 01:44:16,167 Here comes the litter-bug! 2177 01:44:20,671 --> 01:44:22,631 Let's see what Marmaduke's doing. 2178 01:44:22,923 --> 01:44:25,384 Just texting. Talking on the phone while I'm driving. 2179 01:44:25,468 --> 01:44:27,970 Not even using my hands. Oh, hi! 2180 01:44:30,055 --> 01:44:31,056 Mmm! Yum! Yum! 2181 01:44:31,265 --> 01:44:32,767 Beer! 2182 01:44:32,892 --> 01:44:33,893 Yum! Yum! Yum! 2183 01:44:34,643 --> 01:44:35,686 Idiot. 2184 01:44:36,312 --> 01:44:37,480 (LOUD RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 2185 01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:39,899 ANNIE: Hey, what's up, man? 2186 01:44:41,192 --> 01:44:42,526 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 2187 01:44:50,117 --> 01:44:52,244 I don't care. I don't care. 2188 01:44:55,164 --> 01:44:56,457 (TIRES SCREECHING) 2189 01:44:57,750 --> 01:45:00,377 I'm going to hurl. I feel really sick, Annie! 2190 01:45:02,129 --> 01:45:04,381 Hey, who's driving that car? 2191 01:45:07,134 --> 01:45:08,177 Can we go up now? 2192 01:45:09,136 --> 01:45:11,013 That's not clever. 2193 01:45:11,347 --> 01:45:12,431 Hey! 2194 01:45:12,515 --> 01:45:14,016 I'm topless! 2195 01:45:15,309 --> 01:45:16,811 I'm totally topless. 2196 01:45:26,362 --> 01:45:27,571 Really? 2197 01:45:29,657 --> 01:45:31,534 Wow. Unbelievable. 2198 01:45:31,867 --> 01:45:33,577 What the fuck are you doing? 2199 01:45:33,744 --> 01:45:34,787 I don't know. 2200 01:45:34,870 --> 01:45:36,413 Hey! Are you crazy? 2201 01:45:36,705 --> 01:45:37,873 Are you crazy? 2202 01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:40,960 All of that stuff, that would have been dangerous for a good driver. 2203 01:45:41,210 --> 01:45:44,213 I'm sorry. I just... I really need your help. 2204 01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:45,506 We can't find Lillian. 2205 01:45:46,882 --> 01:45:48,133 How long has she been gone? 2206 01:45:48,259 --> 01:45:49,510 She's been missing for 12 hours. 2207 01:45:49,677 --> 01:45:50,928 12 hours? 2208 01:45:51,095 --> 01:45:53,639 It's not a missing person until it's at least 24 hours. 2209 01:45:53,722 --> 01:45:55,933 Have you ever seen CSI? 24 hours. 2210 01:45:56,392 --> 01:45:58,602 Let me get on with my job, Annie. 2211 01:45:58,769 --> 01:46:01,522 Nathan, please? 2212 01:46:01,689 --> 01:46:02,731 I really need your help. 2213 01:46:04,817 --> 01:46:06,110 Please, Nathan. 2214 01:46:06,735 --> 01:46:07,736 Who is this one? 2215 01:46:08,195 --> 01:46:09,238 This is Helen. I'm Helen. 2216 01:46:09,405 --> 01:46:10,573 What? 2217 01:46:10,739 --> 01:46:11,907 It's Helen. 2218 01:46:12,241 --> 01:46:16,245 Hello, Helen. I've heard wonderful things. 2219 01:46:19,415 --> 01:46:22,501 Okay, thanks, buddy. Bye-bye. 2220 01:46:22,668 --> 01:46:24,253 Okay, we've traced her cell phone 2221 01:46:24,420 --> 01:46:26,005 to the corner of Craner and Rose. 2222 01:46:26,839 --> 01:46:28,173 Do you know where that is? 2223 01:46:28,257 --> 01:46:30,301 Yes. That is her apartment. 2224 01:46:31,093 --> 01:46:32,261 I thought you said you looked there. 2225 01:46:32,428 --> 01:46:33,470 We did. We did. Last night. 2226 01:46:33,596 --> 01:46:34,638 Okay. 2227 01:46:34,930 --> 01:46:37,683 So you're saying she's at her apartment? That's what you're telling me? 2228 01:46:37,766 --> 01:46:39,435 She must have gone back after you left. 2229 01:46:39,518 --> 01:46:40,811 God, that was crazy of her. 2230 01:46:41,061 --> 01:46:42,271 Thank God! Thank you. Let's go. Let's go. 2231 01:46:42,396 --> 01:46:43,606 Okay. 2232 01:46:47,067 --> 01:46:48,444 We found her! 2233 01:46:52,239 --> 01:46:54,867 I am so sorry. I didn't mean to waste your time. 2234 01:46:54,950 --> 01:46:56,785 That's embarrassing. 2235 01:46:57,953 --> 01:46:59,872 Thank you. No, you are welcome. 2236 01:46:59,955 --> 01:47:01,957 It's this kind of high-octane stuff 2237 01:47:02,124 --> 01:47:04,126 that really made me want to become a cop. 2238 01:47:04,460 --> 01:47:06,545 "Missing girl found at her apartment." 2239 01:47:06,712 --> 01:47:08,130 It's... 2240 01:47:08,297 --> 01:47:10,299 It's adrenalin-pinching. 2241 01:47:12,801 --> 01:47:14,261 It's nice to see you. 2242 01:47:18,307 --> 01:47:21,101 I'm glad that you got your taillights fixed. 2243 01:47:21,268 --> 01:47:23,187 Means I won't have to stop you again. 2244 01:47:28,108 --> 01:47:29,151 Okay. 2245 01:47:30,861 --> 01:47:32,488 Annie, let's go. 2246 01:47:34,490 --> 01:47:36,617 Anyway, go and save your friend from her apartment. 2247 01:47:37,242 --> 01:47:38,494 Bye-bye. 2248 01:47:38,661 --> 01:47:39,995 Bye. 2249 01:48:08,023 --> 01:48:10,693 Do you mind actually if I go by myself? 2250 01:48:12,319 --> 01:48:14,196 Sure. Okay. 2251 01:48:15,406 --> 01:48:17,032 Lil? 2252 01:48:18,200 --> 01:48:19,660 Lillian? 2253 01:48:21,453 --> 01:48:22,454 Lil? 2254 01:48:22,538 --> 01:48:23,539 LILLIAN: Go away. 2255 01:48:32,506 --> 01:48:33,549 What happened? 2256 01:48:36,552 --> 01:48:39,722 This whole wedding is fucked up. 2257 01:48:40,055 --> 01:48:42,349 Helen just took over everything, and 2258 01:48:44,727 --> 01:48:46,311 everything's got out of control. 2259 01:48:46,395 --> 01:48:49,273 And my dad can't afford the wedding. 2260 01:48:50,232 --> 01:48:53,694 This has been really hard to do without you. 2261 01:48:54,778 --> 01:48:57,698 It's been shitty. 2262 01:48:59,908 --> 01:49:01,535 I'm sorry. 2263 01:49:02,536 --> 01:49:04,413 Nope. I'm sorry. 2264 01:49:04,913 --> 01:49:06,707 I'm sorry I kicked you out of my wedding. 2265 01:49:08,500 --> 01:49:09,585 It's my fault. 2266 01:49:09,668 --> 01:49:10,711 No, it's my fault. 2267 01:49:10,794 --> 01:49:13,714 I think I'm the one with the mental problems. 2268 01:49:13,922 --> 01:49:15,132 Yeah, wasn't it my turn to be crazy? 2269 01:49:15,257 --> 01:49:16,508 The bride's supposed to be crazy. 2270 01:49:16,592 --> 01:49:17,593 Yes, technically. 2271 01:49:17,843 --> 01:49:20,596 You kind of stole all the crazy. I out-crazied you. 2272 01:49:22,848 --> 01:49:24,266 Everything's going to be okay. 2273 01:49:24,516 --> 01:49:26,727 Yeah? How do you know that? 2274 01:49:29,730 --> 01:49:32,274 I left the rehearsal dinner last night. 2275 01:49:32,441 --> 01:49:34,568 I told Dougie I had to go get Q-tips. 2276 01:49:34,735 --> 01:49:36,111 And 2277 01:49:37,196 --> 01:49:40,324 all of a sudden, I realized I was driving here. 2278 01:49:40,407 --> 01:49:41,492 I came here. 2279 01:49:44,203 --> 01:49:48,373 I realized this is the last time I'm going to be here 2280 01:49:48,540 --> 01:49:50,250 in this apartment 2281 01:49:50,417 --> 01:49:51,668 with that couch, 2282 01:49:52,044 --> 01:49:53,295 and this bed, 2283 01:49:53,462 --> 01:49:55,380 and take a bath in my bathtub. 2284 01:49:55,547 --> 01:49:57,382 Because you know how much I love my bathtub. 2285 01:49:57,633 --> 01:49:58,592 It's a good tub. 2286 01:49:58,717 --> 01:50:01,345 I slept in there on my 30th birthday, remember? Uh-huh. 2287 01:50:02,429 --> 01:50:04,098 Everything's gonna change. 2288 01:50:05,641 --> 01:50:07,601 I mean, I'm not going to get to 2289 01:50:07,726 --> 01:50:09,645 live five minutes away from you. 2290 01:50:12,815 --> 01:50:14,441 And it makes me so sad. 2291 01:50:18,946 --> 01:50:19,947 Well, don't be. 2292 01:50:20,572 --> 01:50:23,534 Don't be sad. Because things are going to change, 2293 01:50:23,617 --> 01:50:27,079 but they'll be better. 2294 01:50:28,789 --> 01:50:29,998 You know? 2295 01:50:30,374 --> 01:50:33,961 You're gonna take this huge, great, beautiful step. 2296 01:50:34,962 --> 01:50:37,256 And Dougie loves you more than anything. 2297 01:50:38,423 --> 01:50:39,591 And so do I. 2298 01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:46,390 But what about you? What's gonna happen to you? 2299 01:50:52,187 --> 01:50:54,398 I'm gonna be fine. 2300 01:50:56,859 --> 01:50:59,570 So don't worry, okay? I'm gonna be... 2301 01:50:59,736 --> 01:51:01,363 I'm gonna be fine. 2302 01:51:01,697 --> 01:51:03,240 I am fine. 2303 01:51:06,869 --> 01:51:10,289 And besides, you need to blaze the trail for me. 2304 01:51:10,455 --> 01:51:13,375 And then report back and tell me what's coming. 2305 01:51:14,251 --> 01:51:16,420 Whatever you say, boss. 2306 01:51:18,881 --> 01:51:20,799 All right, let's get your dress on, 2307 01:51:20,924 --> 01:51:22,885 okay, and let's go to your wedding. 2308 01:51:24,553 --> 01:51:26,138 Oh, yeah. 2309 01:51:27,014 --> 01:51:28,390 That's the other problem. 2310 01:51:38,817 --> 01:51:42,905 Don't you dare laugh. 2311 01:51:43,822 --> 01:51:45,407 (LAUGHING) 2312 01:51:46,950 --> 01:51:49,161 (BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) 2313 01:51:50,829 --> 01:51:51,872 Okay. 2314 01:51:51,955 --> 01:51:54,166 I cannot wear this dress! 2315 01:51:54,416 --> 01:51:55,918 Okay, don't panic. 2316 01:51:57,085 --> 01:51:58,587 (CRYING) This is a nightmare. 2317 01:51:59,421 --> 01:52:00,964 We'll fix it. 2318 01:52:01,256 --> 01:52:02,799 We'll tweak it. 2319 01:52:03,467 --> 01:52:05,010 I will not let you walk down that aisle 2320 01:52:05,093 --> 01:52:06,970 unless you look perfect and beautiful, I promise. 2321 01:52:07,262 --> 01:52:10,432 Do you have a chainsaw and a blowtorch? 2322 01:52:13,227 --> 01:52:15,520 I think this wedding is gonna be a disaster. 2323 01:52:15,604 --> 01:52:16,688 No, don't say that. 2324 01:52:17,064 --> 01:52:19,024 If Helen had anything to do with this wedding, 2325 01:52:19,107 --> 01:52:22,694 it is going to be perfect and tasteful and beautiful. 2326 01:52:22,778 --> 01:52:23,779 That's true. 2327 01:52:24,863 --> 01:52:27,616 MINISTER: Will you, Douglas, take Lillian to be your wife? 2328 01:52:27,824 --> 01:52:30,786 Will you love her, comfort her, and keep her 2329 01:52:30,953 --> 01:52:33,872 and, forsaking all others, remain true to her 2330 01:52:33,956 --> 01:52:35,958 as long as you both shall live? 2331 01:52:36,041 --> 01:52:37,084 I do. 2332 01:52:37,417 --> 01:52:39,962 MINISTER: And will you, Lillian, take Douglas to be your husband? 2333 01:52:40,045 --> 01:52:42,381 Will you love him, comfort him, and keep him 2334 01:52:42,547 --> 01:52:43,840 as long as you both shall live? 2335 01:52:45,133 --> 01:52:46,468 I do. 2336 01:52:48,303 --> 01:52:50,472 MINISTER: By the powers vested in me by the state of Illinois, 2337 01:52:50,722 --> 01:52:52,474 I pronounce you husband and wife. 2338 01:52:52,724 --> 01:52:53,809 You may now kiss the bride. 2339 01:53:04,695 --> 01:53:06,238 Ladies and gentlemen, 2340 01:53:06,321 --> 01:53:10,742 here with us tonight is Lillian's favorite band singing her favorite song. 2341 01:53:10,909 --> 01:53:15,163 Putyourhands together for Wilson Phillips! 2342 01:53:15,372 --> 01:53:16,373 (GUESTS WHOOPING) 2343 01:53:19,418 --> 01:53:20,419 Hi, everybody! 2344 01:53:22,921 --> 01:53:24,172 How we doing tonight? 2345 01:53:24,715 --> 01:53:26,675 I am not paying for this shit. 2346 01:53:28,760 --> 01:53:30,012 Really? 2347 01:53:31,680 --> 01:53:33,056 It's the last one, I promise. 2348 01:53:33,140 --> 01:53:34,850 The last one. The last one. 2349 01:53:35,517 --> 01:53:38,437 I know this pain 2350 01:53:39,771 --> 01:53:43,859 Why do you lock yourself up in these chains? 2351 01:53:45,694 --> 01:53:48,989 No one can change your life except for you 2352 01:53:50,282 --> 01:53:54,703 Don't ever let anyone step all over you 2353 01:53:55,203 --> 01:53:58,832 Just open your heart and your mind 2354 01:54:00,375 --> 01:54:03,211 Is it really fair to feel 2355 01:54:03,920 --> 01:54:05,797 This way inside 2356 01:54:07,966 --> 01:54:10,218 Someday somebody's gonna make you 2357 01:54:10,385 --> 01:54:12,637 want to turn around and say goodbye 2358 01:54:12,721 --> 01:54:14,723 Until then, baby, are you going to let them 2359 01:54:14,848 --> 01:54:16,808 hold you down and make you cry? 2360 01:54:16,892 --> 01:54:17,893 Don't you know 2361 01:54:18,060 --> 01:54:19,728 Don't you know things can change 2362 01:54:19,895 --> 01:54:21,063 Things 'll go your way 2363 01:54:21,438 --> 01:54:25,484 If you hold on for one more day 2364 01:54:26,068 --> 01:54:30,906 Can you hold on for one more day? 2365 01:54:31,073 --> 01:54:34,409 Things 'll go your way 2366 01:54:34,743 --> 01:54:37,454 Hold on for one more day 2367 01:54:46,755 --> 01:54:49,424 You could sustain 2368 01:54:50,759 --> 01:54:54,429 Or are you comfortable with the pain? 2369 01:54:55,931 --> 01:55:00,435 You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness 2370 01:55:00,602 --> 01:55:01,561 No,baby 2371 01:55:01,645 --> 01:55:04,940 You got yourself into your own mess 2372 01:55:06,274 --> 01:55:10,153 Letting your worries pass you by 2373 01:55:10,320 --> 01:55:11,571 Baby 2374 01:55:11,738 --> 01:55:17,119 Don't you think it's worth your time to change your mind? 2375 01:55:17,285 --> 01:55:18,620 No, no 2376 01:55:18,787 --> 01:55:20,956 Someday somebody's gonna make you 2377 01:55:21,123 --> 01:55:22,249 want to turn around and say goodbye 2378 01:55:22,332 --> 01:55:23,375 (LAUGHING) 2379 01:55:23,458 --> 01:55:24,876 Until then, baby, are you going to let them 2380 01:55:25,001 --> 01:55:26,461 hold you down and make you cry? 2381 01:55:26,628 --> 01:55:28,630 What's so funny? 2382 01:55:29,589 --> 01:55:33,301 I put a loaded gun in Dougie's carry-on. 2383 01:55:34,136 --> 01:55:38,014 The TSA is going to just rip his ass apart. 2384 01:55:38,140 --> 01:55:39,141 (SNORTS) 2385 01:55:41,852 --> 01:55:42,853 HELEN: Annie? 2386 01:55:44,521 --> 01:55:45,522 Oh. Hey. 2387 01:55:48,984 --> 01:55:50,944 Did you have a nice evening? 2388 01:55:51,111 --> 01:55:53,113 It was beautiful. Yeah. 2389 01:55:53,363 --> 01:55:55,490 What did you think of the wedding? 2390 01:55:56,450 --> 01:55:57,868 It was... 2391 01:55:57,993 --> 01:55:58,994 It was great. 2392 01:55:59,161 --> 01:56:00,287 It was great, right? Yeah. 2393 01:56:00,495 --> 01:56:01,663 It was perfect. 2394 01:56:02,330 --> 01:56:03,582 It was great. 2395 01:56:03,707 --> 01:56:05,000 Yeah, it was great. 2396 01:56:08,503 --> 01:56:10,464 It was really nice meeting you. 2397 01:56:11,381 --> 01:56:13,049 Yeah, it was... 2398 01:56:13,216 --> 01:56:15,886 Helen, it was really nice meeting you, too. 2399 01:56:19,973 --> 01:56:21,600 Hey, you know, maybe 2400 01:56:21,683 --> 01:56:25,353 sometime the three of us could go to Rookin' Sushi together. 2401 01:56:27,147 --> 01:56:30,025 Thank you, Annie. 2402 01:56:30,192 --> 01:56:31,860 I would love that. 2403 01:56:38,241 --> 01:56:40,202 Your ride is here. 2404 01:56:56,593 --> 01:56:58,553 Hey, how did everything go? 2405 01:57:00,764 --> 01:57:01,848 Strangely well. 2406 01:57:01,973 --> 01:57:03,058 Good. 2407 01:57:06,061 --> 01:57:07,687 So, I ate your cake 2408 01:57:08,688 --> 01:57:10,106 that you left. 2409 01:57:10,232 --> 01:57:11,233 You did? Yeah. 2410 01:57:11,441 --> 01:57:12,651 I mean, I had to fight some raccoons off. 2411 01:57:13,693 --> 01:57:15,904 But that's okay. I'm pretty strong and tough, 2412 01:57:16,029 --> 01:57:18,240 so it wasn't much of a contest. 2413 01:57:18,406 --> 01:57:19,491 So that might have been... 2414 01:57:19,574 --> 01:57:20,909 I'm just going to kiss you now rather than just... 2415 01:57:32,796 --> 01:57:33,838 (RADIO BEEPING) 2416 01:57:33,922 --> 01:57:35,298 Officer Rhodes, please report to... 2417 01:57:35,382 --> 01:57:36,383 Oh! I'm on duty. 2418 01:57:37,217 --> 01:57:38,843 And I need to put my uniform on. 2419 01:57:38,927 --> 01:57:40,845 If I drive like this, they're gonna think I just stole a car, 2420 01:57:40,929 --> 01:57:42,097 which wouldn't be great. 2421 01:57:43,390 --> 01:57:45,767 You could ride with me if you want. 2422 01:57:45,934 --> 01:57:47,894 You want to come? Yeah, I do. 2423 01:57:48,103 --> 01:57:49,145 Come on. 2424 01:57:49,229 --> 01:57:50,230 All right. 2425 01:57:50,397 --> 01:57:51,439 Whoa! Whoa! Where are you going? 2426 01:57:51,565 --> 01:57:52,607 I'm getting in the car. 2427 01:57:52,691 --> 01:57:54,359 No, no, no, you got to get in the back. What? 2428 01:57:54,526 --> 01:57:56,695 You can't sit in the front, it's against regulations. 2429 01:57:56,778 --> 01:57:58,863 Come on. Come on. 2430 01:57:59,030 --> 01:58:00,740 You're going to make me sit in the back seat? 2431 01:58:00,949 --> 01:58:02,200 Yeah, come on. 2432 01:58:02,284 --> 01:58:03,368 (EXCLAIMS) Sorry. Habit. 2433 01:58:03,702 --> 01:58:04,953 All right. 2434 01:58:05,078 --> 01:58:06,288 It's a force of habit. 2435 01:58:10,083 --> 01:58:11,459 Can I please get in the front seat? 2436 01:58:11,626 --> 01:58:14,629 Actually, no, I'm afraid there's a warrant out for your arrest. 2437 01:58:14,796 --> 01:58:16,464 What? Why? 2438 01:58:16,548 --> 01:58:19,217 Reckless driving, littering, texting, 2439 01:58:19,384 --> 01:58:21,303 consuming alcohol while operating a vehicle. 2440 01:58:21,469 --> 01:58:22,512 You didn't think I was going to 2441 01:58:22,596 --> 01:58:24,180 let you get away with that, did you? 2442 01:58:24,973 --> 01:58:27,225 Could we put the siren on? Please? 2443 01:58:27,309 --> 01:58:28,977 (SIREN WAILING) 2444 01:58:29,728 --> 01:58:31,104 Thank you. 2445 01:58:33,064 --> 01:58:34,983 I know that there is pain 2446 01:58:35,066 --> 01:58:37,444 But you hold on for one more day 2447 01:58:37,611 --> 01:58:41,156 And you break free from the chains 2448 01:58:42,490 --> 01:58:45,160 Yeah, I know that there is pain 2449 01:58:45,327 --> 01:58:47,287 But you hold on for one more day 2450 01:58:47,454 --> 01:58:50,498 And you break free, break from the chains 2451 01:58:52,751 --> 01:58:55,003 Someday somebody's gonna make you 2452 01:58:55,128 --> 01:58:57,339 want to turn around and say goodbye 2453 01:58:57,505 --> 01:58:59,507 Until then, baby, are you going to let them 2454 01:58:59,633 --> 01:59:01,593 hold you down and make you cry? 2455 01:59:01,760 --> 01:59:02,761 Don't you know 2456 01:59:02,927 --> 01:59:04,179 Don't you know things can change 2457 01:59:04,346 --> 01:59:06,181 Things 'll go your way 2458 01:59:06,348 --> 01:59:08,683 If you hold on 2459 01:59:10,185 --> 01:59:11,478 Okay. Umm. .. 2460 01:59:12,687 --> 01:59:15,982 This is Tape 119. 2461 01:59:16,358 --> 01:59:19,944 Air Marshall Jon and I's first sexual encounter. 2462 01:59:20,320 --> 01:59:21,696 ls there a hungry bear anywhere? 2463 01:59:21,821 --> 01:59:23,198 I'm a hungry bear. 2464 01:59:23,365 --> 01:59:25,492 I just happen to have this bear sandwich. 2465 01:59:25,659 --> 01:59:26,785 Is there a hungry bear? 2466 01:59:26,910 --> 01:59:28,036 I'm a very hungry bear. 2467 01:59:28,203 --> 01:59:29,871 Did you see how my flap opens? 2468 01:59:30,038 --> 01:59:32,957 Yeah, that's a good-looking bear sandwich. 2469 01:59:33,041 --> 01:59:34,709 Yeah, that's a big bear sandwich. 2470 01:59:34,876 --> 01:59:37,045 Do you want a bite of that sandwich? Feed me. 2471 01:59:37,212 --> 01:59:38,254 It's meat and cheeses. 2472 01:59:39,339 --> 01:59:41,049 (GRUNTING) 179458