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Oh, Mother, really.
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How many times have I told you
I'd rather do it myself?
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Samantha, it depresses me no end...
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...to see you engaged
in such disgustingly mortal activities.
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Well, you' re wasting
your depression, Mother dear.
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I enjoy painting.
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Besides,
this is my project while Darrin's gone.
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He's gone? Oh, what delightful news.
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Permanently, I hope?
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- He's in Chicago on business.
- Drat!
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And if I'm lucky, he' II be home
day after tomorrow.
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And if I'm lucky,
he' II fall into Lake Michigan.
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Here...
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...paint yourself into a corner.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Stephens.
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Mrs. Wehmeyer,
how nice to see you. Come in.
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Oh, forgive me
for barging in this way...
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...but I was in the neighbourhood,
and I just thought...
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What's that?
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Pardon?
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I really must have these checked.
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Won't you sit down?
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Well, I haven't seen you since
you led the fight to save the park.
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Oh, my dear,
I have never forgotten that.
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And, Mrs. Stephens, frankly,
we need your help again.
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The park's being threatened again?
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Oh, no. I'm talking about our drive
to raise money...
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...for the United Nations
Children's Fund.
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You know how important that is.
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I'd be happy to make
a contribution to UNICEF.
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Good. Our committee
is meeting this afternoon...
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...at the downtown
community centre.
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- Committee? Well, now wait...
- My dear, I knew I could count on you.
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- But, Mrs. Wehmeyer...
- The others will be thrilled...
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...to know that
you' re going to join us.
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But, Mrs. Wehmeyer,
I don't really think I have the time...
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Why, dear, you' re just what we need.
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Someone to lead us.
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Someone to inspire us
to an all-out effort.
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- Me?
- One o'clock, then?
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One o'clock.
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Ta-ta.
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Ta-ta.
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Samantha, I have
a perfectly splendid idea.
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Why don't we hop on a cloud
and fly off somewhere?
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I mean, as long as Darwin's away.
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I'm sorry, Mother, but I can't.
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I have just volunteered to be drafted.
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Where are you going?
What about the meeting?
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Well, it's over, my dear.
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Didn't you say 1:00?
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Did I? Well,
it doesn't matter now.
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I'm afraid we've suffered
a severe setback.
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- Well, what happened?
- I don't even want to talk about it.
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We had a pledge for $10,000
from E.J. Haskell, the builder...
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...and now he's reneged on it.
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Oh, what a shame.
What made him change his mind?
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- Who knows.
- You won't believe this...
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...but we can't even
get ahold of him to find out.
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Well, there must be
something we can do.
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- Well, what can we do?
- I don't know.
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Can't he be sued
for breach of pledge?
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Samantha, we've tried everything.
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We've written to him.
We've sent him wires.
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- We haven't been able to get near him.
- But that's not fair.
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- I mean, after all, he promised.
- Mrs. Stephens?
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We did have one thought.
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What's that?
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To select one member
to concentrate on Mr. Haskell...
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...for 48 hours.
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Oh, well, that is a good idea.
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Then you agree?
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- Oh, of course.
- I knew you would.
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Here. This piece of paper
has Mr. Haskell's home address...
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...and his business address.
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- What?
- And good luck.
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They say there's
a sucker born every minute...
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...but you' re trying
to raise the average.
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- Mother, who's sitting with Tabitha?
- Hagatha.
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And I'm afraid she's a little put out.
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I just zapped her
out of an eight-legged race.
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What's that?
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Oh, my darling, it's all the rage.
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You saddle an octopus,
and you try to break it.
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Come on.
I' II show you how it's done.
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Mother, Mother, I can't.
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I'm going to be busy trying to break
a two-legged maverick.
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- Murdock?
- Yes, Mr. Haskell?
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Where's that decorator?
Wasn't he supposed to be here at 2:00?
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It's a she.
They' re sending a young lady.
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Well, she's two minutes late.
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I' II get it. You bring the car around.
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- I' II be ready in a few minutes.
- Yes, sir.
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You' re two minutes late.
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I am?
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Well, don't stand there. Come in.
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All right. Come along. Right in here.
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Here we are.
Well, what do you think?
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L... Pardon?
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Well, I'm not asking
for any specific ideas.
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I just want your immediate
general reaction.
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Oh, well, that's good.
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Because it's easier
to be general than specific.
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That is, usually but not always...
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...although sometimes
it's harder to be general.
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The important thing is to know
what you' re talking about, right?
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- Right.
- What are we talking about?
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About redecorating this room.
What else?
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Well, it certainly could use it.
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Exactly.
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Incidentally, I thought
you did a great job at the Wilsons'.
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They' re very high on you, you know?
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That's very sweet of them.
They' re a lovely couple.
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Fred Wilson and his mother?
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Fred does have a problem,
doesn't he?
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Well, I'm not needed here.
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Now you look around,
get some ideas. I've gotta run.
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Mr. Haskell,
I already have some ideas.
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- You have?
- Yes.
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Mr. Haskell, you' re a builder.
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You know the importance
of a good foundation, right?
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Right.
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Don't you think the children all over
the world deserve a good foundation?
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Sure. But what's all that
got to do with redecorating?
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Well, actually,
I'm not your average decorator.
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In fact, I'm not a decorator at all.
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Who are you?
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Why did you go back
on your pledge to UNICEF?
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So that's who you are.
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Yes, I'm one
of the housewives for UNICEF.
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I'm very busy, miss.
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Mr. Haskell, I'm not leaving until I get
a direct answer to a direct question.
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Are you gonna make good
on that pledge?
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No.
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You don't have to be that direct.
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Can't we sit down and talk this over?
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In a minute, you' re going to make me
forget my manners.
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I didn't ask you
to come barging in here.
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Oh, yes, you did. As a matter of fact,
you ordered me in.
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Well,
now I'm ordering you to get out.
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What manners
were you talking about?
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Goodbye.
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And if you' re smart, you won't
show your face around here again.
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For two cents, I'd huff and I'd puff,
and I'd blow your house down.
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That's what happens
when you get involved...
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...with mortals
and their petty problems.
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Thanks for the advice, Mother...
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...but a world full of children who
need help is hardly a petty problem.
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Furthermore, no one is going
to slam a door in my face...
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...and get away with it.
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Never show my face
around here again, huh?
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I' II make him sorry he ever saw it.
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Bye-bye, Mother.
I have to get to work.
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What's holding us up?
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There's a truck
blocking the street, sir.
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Well, how did you...
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Where's my...
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Look, young lady,
you get out of this car before l...
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I beg your pardon, sir?
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- Good afternoon, Miss Blake.
- Here are your calls, Mr. Haskell.
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Oh, yes. Thank you.
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Oh, Mr. Haskell?
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Don't you want your mail?
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No. No.
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Yes, Mr. Hask ell?
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Come in here right away.
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I'm going to ask you
a simple question.
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Look up there
and tell me if you see...
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See what, sir?
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Nothing.
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What was the name of that
psychiatrist I went to last year?
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Now, I want you to describe to me...
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...exactly, to the smallest detail...
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...this person you keep seeing.
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Well, she's young,
blonde, kind of pretty.
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In fact, very pretty.
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Does that mean something?
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Does it mean something?
I' II say it means something.
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- What?
- I don't know.
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But everything means something.
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The important thing is
what does it mean to you?
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Look, Doctor, I'm paying
for answers, not questions.
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But, my dear fellow,
without questions...
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...there would be no answers.
Understand?
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No.
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Now what?
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Your refusal to understand
is symptomatic of the anxiety state...
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...and clearly indicates
that your sensor...
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...refuses to permit the id
to supersede.
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Well, could you explain that
in simpler language?
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Of course not. I'm a psychiatrist,
not a nursery school teacher.
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- Look, I'm a busy man. I haven't...
- Wait, wait.
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Yeah, I think I know how to get
to the bottom of your problem.
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Well, it's about time.
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I will give you some word images...
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...and you will say the first thing
that comes into your head.
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We will begin.
And no profanity, please.
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- Ready?
- Yeah.
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- Black.
- Blue.
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- Red.
- White.
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Blonde.
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Pretty.
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- Young.
- Old.
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What is it? What is it?
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There's that pencil.
Thought I lost it.
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I don't think
we' re getting anywhere.
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Which is why you' re a patient,
and I'm the psychiatrist.
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The reason for your
hallucination is obvious.
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Well, what is it?
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Oh, boy, have you got a mental block.
Don't you see?
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This hallucination
represents your doubts...
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...and anxieties about your marriage.
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But I don't have any doubts
or anxieties.
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You' re getting married,
and you have no doubts or anxieties?
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No.
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My dear chap, you really are sick.
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What I am saying is that
I keep seeing this blonde...
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I have to get a cigarette.
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I thought you didn't smoke.
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I don't, but my nurse does.
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Ask me,
he ought to see a psychiatrist.
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What was that, my dear chap?
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Now, I am going to ask you
one more question.
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Have you got, maybe,
something on your conscience?
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Have you, maybe, made a promise
and then gone back on it...
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...and the young lady
keeps reminding you?
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Is that possible?
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Doctor, Doctor! I'm seeing her now!
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Exactly where are you
seeing this hallucination?
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Right there. In that chair.
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You must be joking.
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There is nobody in this chair but me.
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Now, let's get back
to your conscience.
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You're wasting your time,my darling.
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Mother, if you want an appointment,
just ask the nurse.
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Nurse. Nurse!
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You can't appeal to his conscience.
He doesn't have any.
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Samantha...
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...how would you like
an intelligent suggestion?
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From whom?
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I' II ignore that.
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Why don't you find this little
vixen he's going to marry...
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...and see what makes her tick.
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Mother, you' re absolutely right.
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I have to cherchez la femme.
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But, Doctor, I tell you!
She is sitting right here in your...
247
00:16:49,315 --> 00:16:50,350
They' re gone.
248
00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:53,986
There was more than one?
249
00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,504
Her mother was with her.
250
00:16:56,955 --> 00:16:59,185
Or was it your mother?
251
00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:01,473
My dear fellow...
252
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:06,430
...why don't you lie down,
and let's have a little talk...
253
00:17:06,635 --> 00:17:08,512
...about your mother.
254
00:17:13,195 --> 00:17:15,151
I thought that
if anyone would appreciate...
255
00:17:15,355 --> 00:17:17,664
...how badly that money is needed,
it would be you.
256
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:20,912
After all, you lived in India.
257
00:17:21,115 --> 00:17:23,788
Well, actually, I only lived there
for about a year.
258
00:17:23,995 --> 00:17:27,192
Two months for the marriage
and 10 months for the divorce.
259
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:30,309
But you had a chance
to see how terrible the poverty is...
260
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,392
...and how badly they need help.
261
00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:35,393
No. But I heard about it, of course.
262
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,870
Then you' II ask Mr. Haskell
about his donation?
263
00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:39,788
Look, I'd like to help you...
264
00:17:39,995 --> 00:17:43,783
...but I make it a rule never to ask
for anything before the wedding.
265
00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:46,670
But you wouldn't be asking
for anything.
266
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:50,834
Just the same, he's old enough
to decide a thing like that for himself.
267
00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:52,753
Boy, is he old enough.
268
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:57,108
Of course. But couldn't you just...
269
00:17:57,315 --> 00:17:59,749
You asked me a question,
and I gave you my answer.
270
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:02,264
That's right. You did.
271
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,029
I'm sorry I took your time.
272
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,390
Okay.
273
00:18:10,835 --> 00:18:13,144
I thought she'd never leave.
274
00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:16,145
I thought you'd never come out.
275
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:20,189
- Well?
- Mother, looks like we were right.
276
00:18:20,395 --> 00:18:24,866
She's not the kind of girl
one takes home to Mother, is she?
277
00:18:25,075 --> 00:18:28,112
Only if Mother's not home.
278
00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:34,386
Oh, it's beautiful, poopsie.
279
00:18:34,595 --> 00:18:37,109
Oh, it's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
280
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:38,987
- But you shouldn't have.
- Why not?
281
00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:41,663
After all, you talked me out
of making that donation...
282
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:44,105
...and you saved me $10,000.
283
00:18:44,315 --> 00:18:46,590
- And this is my commission?
- Exactly.
284
00:18:46,795 --> 00:18:50,071
Oh, poopsie, you' re such a doll.
I love you so.
285
00:18:50,275 --> 00:18:52,106
Not at all, my dear.
286
00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:54,033
Can you believe that?
287
00:18:54,235 --> 00:18:57,705
No. But apparently poopsie does.
288
00:18:57,915 --> 00:19:01,544
I think what's indicated here
is a little dose of truth salts.
289
00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:03,234
- Do you have some?
- Oh, darling...
290
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:07,030
...I never go anywhere
without the tools of my trade.
291
00:19:11,515 --> 00:19:14,393
- Waiter.
- Yes, miss?
292
00:19:17,275 --> 00:19:19,391
What is the correct time?
293
00:19:19,595 --> 00:19:21,187
It's about 7:30.
294
00:19:21,395 --> 00:19:24,671
- Thank you.
- You' re welcome.
295
00:19:25,355 --> 00:19:28,233
Oh, poopsie,
I' II never forget this night.
296
00:19:32,515 --> 00:19:35,746
- Would you care for the wine list?
- Not right now, waiter. Thank you.
297
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:39,547
When we' re married,
we' re going to eat at home.
298
00:19:39,755 --> 00:19:43,873
- Wait till you taste my cooking.
- Good. I hate restaurants.
299
00:19:44,075 --> 00:19:47,465
Once you taste my cooking,
you' II be glad to go to a restaurant.
300
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:53,708
- Who said that?
- You said that.
301
00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:57,789
I know, but I don't know why.
302
00:19:57,995 --> 00:20:00,429
Actually,
I'm very good in the kitchen.
303
00:20:01,795 --> 00:20:04,309
It's just that I don't know
a thing about cooking.
304
00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:08,233
What is this, some kind of game?
305
00:20:08,435 --> 00:20:11,905
No. Really. Believe me.
Why would I do that?
306
00:20:12,115 --> 00:20:14,675
You know how I feel about you.
307
00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:18,987
How much I adore your money.
308
00:20:21,795 --> 00:20:23,865
I don't like this game.
309
00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:27,626
Oh, poopsie,
where's your sense of humour?
310
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:30,144
I never thought bad taste was funny.
311
00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,868
I'm sorry. Really I am.
312
00:20:33,555 --> 00:20:36,786
All right. Let's just forget it.
313
00:20:36,995 --> 00:20:39,634
Would you like to go somewhere
when you' re finished?
314
00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,871
Oh, that would be great.
315
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:45,626
Except I have a date
with my boyfriend.
316
00:20:49,755 --> 00:20:51,473
I think I'd better take you home.
317
00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:54,064
No. Wait. I didn't mean that.
Let me explain.
318
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:56,106
All right. Explain.
319
00:20:59,195 --> 00:21:00,833
In fact, I've got a better idea.
320
00:21:01,035 --> 00:21:04,152
Here. Here's some cab fare.
321
00:21:15,355 --> 00:21:17,152
Sorry about that.
322
00:21:18,275 --> 00:21:22,393
Oh, no. No.
You' re all I need right now.
323
00:21:22,595 --> 00:21:25,792
- May I sit down?
- How could I stop you?
324
00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:27,787
Look, I know
you've had a shock, but...
325
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:32,273
Wait a minute. It's just beginning
to dawn on me who you are.
326
00:21:33,115 --> 00:21:35,709
You' re my conscience, aren't you?
327
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,473
- Well, you could say that.
- Of course.
328
00:21:39,675 --> 00:21:41,905
And I'm not going to get rid of you...
329
00:21:42,115 --> 00:21:45,391
...until I make good
on that pledge to UNICEF, right?
330
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,187
That's the idea.
331
00:21:48,435 --> 00:21:50,790
In that case, I' II do it.
332
00:21:50,995 --> 00:21:54,908
Marvellous. Now, I brought a pen...
333
00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:58,073
...and a blank check,
just in case you didn't have one.
334
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:02,985
Are you kidding? I can't
give you a check for $10,000.
335
00:22:03,195 --> 00:22:05,993
- Why not?
- You don't even exist.
336
00:22:06,195 --> 00:22:09,665
You' re my conscience. Waiter.
337
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:11,627
But, Mr. Haskell...
338
00:22:11,835 --> 00:22:15,145
Oh, wait till I tell
my doctor about you.
339
00:22:15,355 --> 00:22:18,074
He thought you represented
my doubts and anxieties...
340
00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:21,984
...but you' re far
too attractive for that.
341
00:22:22,195 --> 00:22:24,106
Are you going to be
at this all night?
342
00:22:27,075 --> 00:22:29,953
When I recover from dealing
with my conscience...
343
00:22:30,155 --> 00:22:34,592
...l' II be glad to talk to you
about my doubts and anxieties.
344
00:22:35,195 --> 00:22:38,267
Till then, bye-bye.
345
00:22:40,835 --> 00:22:42,348
I don't know why...
346
00:22:42,555 --> 00:22:45,627
...but I have the distinct feeling
that I've been insulted.
347
00:22:45,835 --> 00:22:48,872
- Martini?
- Make it a double.
348
00:23:04,435 --> 00:23:06,995
At it again, eh?
349
00:23:07,195 --> 00:23:09,584
Yes. And I'm almost finished.
350
00:23:10,675 --> 00:23:13,792
Oh, I thought you were
at the underwater rodeo.
351
00:23:13,995 --> 00:23:17,908
Oh, I was eliminated.
I was thrown by a bucking sea horse.
352
00:23:18,115 --> 00:23:21,710
Oh, what a shame.
Would you like some breakfast?
353
00:23:21,915 --> 00:23:23,792
Oh, that's a lovely idea.
354
00:23:23,995 --> 00:23:27,829
Then we can take off,
just the two of us, and have some fun.
355
00:23:28,395 --> 00:23:31,034
- Forget it.
- Don't be snippy.
356
00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:34,113
Darrin came home last night,
and he's still asleep.
357
00:23:36,155 --> 00:23:38,271
Guess who just lost her appetite?
358
00:23:41,035 --> 00:23:43,595
Paint the clouds with sunshine.
359
00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:51,945
- Good morning, my dear.
- Hello, Mrs. Wehmeyer.
360
00:23:52,155 --> 00:23:55,227
I've got the most
delicious news. Guess what?
361
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,791
Mr. Haskell came through
with his $10,000 donation.
362
00:23:58,995 --> 00:24:03,386
You' II never guess.
We got that $10,000 donation from...
363
00:24:03,595 --> 00:24:05,267
How did you know?
364
00:24:06,515 --> 00:24:08,506
You must be psychic.
365
00:24:08,835 --> 00:24:11,303
Well, anyway, dear,
I rushed right over to tell you...
366
00:24:11,515 --> 00:24:14,746
...so you wouldn't waste time
trying to see him.
367
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,866
That is good news.
368
00:24:17,075 --> 00:24:21,307
He said his conscience
had bothered him all day yesterday.
369
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,985
And then he said the strangest thing.
370
00:24:24,195 --> 00:24:25,310
What was that?
371
00:24:25,515 --> 00:24:28,985
He asked me if I'd ever seen
a blonde conscience.
372
00:24:30,275 --> 00:24:33,585
- Oh, that is weird.
- Yeah.
373
00:24:33,795 --> 00:24:35,274
Oh, well, I must run to the bank.
374
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:39,229
Oh, thanks anyway, dear,
for volunteering. Ta-ta.
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