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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,489 Serena. 2 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:25,894 I might have known. 3 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:29,337 Who were you expecting? Steve McQueen? 4 00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:32,010 Samantha, may I present Clio Vanita? 5 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:34,097 - Darling. - How do you... 6 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,733 Naughty boy. 7 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:38,692 Did you not promise to take me to lunch? 8 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:41,209 And yet you never called. 9 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:43,379 Come to Rome with me. 10 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:44,535 What for? 11 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:45,855 Don't answer that. 12 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:49,058 No one is going to make a monkey out of my cousin. 13 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,609 - Where's Miss Vanita? - Right up there. 14 00:00:54,460 --> 00:00:57,657 You took a live client and turned her into a monkey? 15 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,089 Serena did it. 16 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,017 I've sent emergency calls out everywhere. 17 00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:03,255 No response. 18 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,416 Serena's just being stubborn. 19 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:06,894 Sam, what are we going to do? 20 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:10,456 That monkey has to be at a meeting at 11:00 tomorrow. 21 00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:19,538 Hey. 22 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:21,692 Sweetheart, what's the matter? 23 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:24,016 Oh, boy. 24 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:26,450 What a horrible nightmare. 25 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:29,572 I dreamt that one of our clients was over for dinner. 26 00:01:29,780 --> 00:01:32,738 Clio Vanita of the Vanita wine account. 27 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:37,728 Sweetheart, she was here for dinner last night. 28 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:39,976 That was last night? 29 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:43,816 And it wasn't a dream. 30 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,772 What? 31 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:50,777 Samantha, isn't there anything you can do to get Serena to come here? 32 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:52,936 A spell you can cast? A hex? 33 00:02:53,180 --> 00:02:54,169 Something? 34 00:02:54,380 --> 00:02:58,293 I've alerted every member of the family to be on the lookout for Serena. 35 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,570 They know how important it is. 36 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:01,929 All we can do is wait. 37 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:04,930 Sam, I've got an 11:00 meeting at the office... 38 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:07,734 ...with Larry and that monkey to sign a new contract. 39 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:10,295 What am I to do? Get a monkey-print for a signature? 40 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,579 I'll tell you one thing: 41 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:15,611 We mortals may not be perfect... 42 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,095 ...but if we could change a person into a monkey... 43 00:03:18,300 --> 00:03:21,292 ...our scientists would certainly find a way to change him back. 44 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:27,889 What am I saying? I must be having a nervous breakdown. 45 00:03:31,180 --> 00:03:34,695 - Spaghetti? - It's the only thing she'd eat. 46 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:41,373 - Will she remember any of this? - No. 47 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,576 Shut up, you rotten little monkey! 48 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:48,010 - It's Serena, she's come back. - Darrin. 49 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:50,455 Since when does Serena ring the doorbell? 50 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:52,899 I lost my head. 51 00:03:57,380 --> 00:04:00,816 - Gosh, it's Larry. Keep her out of sight. - Why? 52 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:05,816 I told Larry I drove Clio home last night. If he sees her... 53 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:09,450 You're right. I'd better get ahold of myself. 54 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:18,056 - Hi, Larry. - Hi, Darrin. 55 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:22,811 I thought you and I could drive into work and you can fill me in on things. 56 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:25,215 - What are you talking about? - What do you think? 57 00:04:25,420 --> 00:04:28,935 Cute, the way you manoeuvred it last night so you could drive Clio home. 58 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:31,700 So don't keep me in suspense. Did you patch it up? 59 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:33,379 Hey. 60 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:35,538 Cut it out. 61 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,613 - Did you find out who it belongs to? - Not yet. 62 00:04:41,980 --> 00:04:44,050 Will you stop that? 63 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:46,939 Sorry, sweetheart. She got away from me. 64 00:04:47,140 --> 00:04:50,450 - Morning, Larry. - Hi, Sam. Looks like you've got a rival. 65 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,537 Well, let's face it, this boy's got a fatal attraction for blonds. 66 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:59,897 - I noticed that last night. - I was just kidding. 67 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:01,095 I wasn't. 68 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:04,577 If you're talking about Clio Vanita, let me assure you that Darrin... 69 00:05:04,780 --> 00:05:08,932 Larry, I'm not ready to leave, and I don't want to make you late so... 70 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:12,337 Oh, yeah. Well, I'd better be going. 71 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:16,371 - Honey. - I'll take her. 72 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:19,299 And please keep trying to reach that party. 73 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,219 I will. 74 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:22,933 Come on. 75 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,410 Look at the cute little way she swings her hips. 76 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:29,178 Larry! 77 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:31,940 I was talking about the monkey. 78 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:35,489 Well, I'll see you later, then, huh? 79 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,777 What'd I forget? 80 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:39,895 Oh, yeah. 81 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,534 The reason I stopped by. 82 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:45,534 - What about Clio? - What about her? 83 00:05:45,740 --> 00:05:48,459 Well, what happened when you drove her home last night? 84 00:05:48,740 --> 00:05:50,492 Why... 85 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,374 Yes, Sam? 86 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:57,610 - What is it? - I thought you called me. 87 00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:00,256 Didn't you call me? 88 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:04,175 Well, either way, I'll be with you in a minute. Larry was just leaving. 89 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:07,213 I'll tell you all about it later, Larry. 90 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:10,413 - But I... - So long, so long. 91 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:22,457 - What was all that about? - I had to get rid of him. Where's Clio? 92 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,139 I tied her up out on the patio. 93 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:27,377 Sam, I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. If we don't... 94 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:31,539 Yoo-hoo, Samantha, I'm back. 95 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:36,218 What are you doing in that outfit? 96 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:39,856 What else do you wear to go boating on the Nile? 97 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,417 I never thought I'd say it, but am I glad to see you. 98 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:45,698 I wish I could say the same. 99 00:06:46,820 --> 00:06:49,493 Serena, Darrin's just trying to be nice. 100 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:52,531 It's a hopeless task. 101 00:06:52,740 --> 00:06:55,300 And, now, are you two going to stop bugging me? 102 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:59,499 Of course, as soon as you change that monkey back into my client. 103 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:00,655 Please, Serena? 104 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:06,335 Well, we're all sugar and spice today, aren't we? 105 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:08,770 Yesterday, it was straight arsenic and old lace. 106 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:13,291 That's because Darrin isn't a spiteful person, Serena. 107 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:17,778 He... He realizes that he was a little unfair to you, and he's sorry. 108 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,540 - Aren't you, dear? - I've never been sorrier. 109 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:23,055 Serena, please. 110 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:25,650 Time is of the essence. 111 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:32,453 Don't know how I'm going to explain to Clio where she was... 112 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,730 ...but I'll figure that out when... 113 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,811 Sam, where's the monkey? 114 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:39,448 I tied her right... 115 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,259 Oh, dear. 116 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,416 She must have slipped the noose. 117 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:53,375 No use wasting a good noose. I'll just hang myself. 118 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,935 Oh, now, Darrin, stop that. 119 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:58,176 She must be somewhere in the neighbourhood. 120 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,580 Well, as long as you don't need me, I'll be getting back. 121 00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:03,213 But we do need you. 122 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:05,252 Someone has to stay with Tabitha. 123 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:08,497 And as soon as we find the monkey, you have to change her back. 124 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,379 And for Pete's sake, will you put some clothes on? 125 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:17,739 Clio. 126 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:19,612 Clio. 127 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:22,650 Clio, where are you? 128 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:26,016 Oh, Clio. Come here, Clio. 129 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:28,411 Clio. 130 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,295 Clio. 131 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:33,139 I got a nice banana for you. 132 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:37,337 Oh, Clio. 133 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:41,574 Yoo-hoo, Clio. 134 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,934 Everybody's a critic. 135 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,177 Clio. 136 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:02,335 You did see a monkey? Where? Where? 137 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:04,451 Darrin, come quick. Where'd you see it? 138 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:06,969 A friend found one this morning. He took it home. 139 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,740 A friend of his found the monkey and took it home. 140 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:11,931 - A blond monkey? - Yeah. 141 00:09:12,140 --> 00:09:13,493 Excuse us. 142 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:17,454 The meeting's in 45 minutes. I'll go and stall Larry while you get the monkey... 143 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:20,299 ...and... You know what. - Will you get going so I can go? 144 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,536 Okay. Bye. 145 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:26,132 - Where's this friend of yours? - He didn't know who it belonged to. 146 00:09:26,340 --> 00:09:29,696 It didn't have a licence or anything. That's the reason he took it home. 147 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:33,132 We don't want to cause your friend trouble, we just want the monkey. 148 00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:38,130 - 134 Elm. - 134 Elm. Thanks. 149 00:09:38,340 --> 00:09:41,298 And, boy, will his mother be glad to see you. 150 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,372 Oh, am I glad to see you. 151 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:45,616 Do you know what that monkey did to my place? 152 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:49,495 - Believe me, I'll pay for any damage. - Believe me, I know you will. 153 00:09:49,700 --> 00:09:52,498 It tore my curtains, broke a lamp... Oh, and not just any lamp. 154 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:56,215 It has to be the lamp my mother-in-law gave us, and she knows I hate it. 155 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:59,378 What am I gonna tell her? Broke three dishes from my best china... 156 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:03,653 - Sorry if you've been inconvenienced... - Inconvenienced? My house is a wreck. 157 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:09,411 Would $20 make you happy? 158 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:10,615 That's all? 159 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,932 How much happiness do you want? 160 00:10:13,420 --> 00:10:14,489 How about 30? 161 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:17,329 How about 25? 162 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,452 I'll take it. 163 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,494 Now may I have the monkey? 164 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,737 Are you kidding? You don't think I'd keep that little monster here. 165 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:28,577 - What did you do with her? - My kid took her down to the pet shop. 166 00:10:28,780 --> 00:10:30,099 Goddard's on Main Street. 167 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:33,770 And, personally, I think he was taken advantage of. He only got $10. 168 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:36,809 What are you doing? 169 00:10:37,020 --> 00:10:39,932 Taking a little happiness for myself. 170 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:43,496 You sold the monkey already? 171 00:10:43,740 --> 00:10:46,777 Lady, it was one of the fastest turnovers I ever had. 172 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,099 - Who bought her? - A fellow named Joe Scibetta. 173 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,768 He took one look at that monkey and fell in love. 174 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:55,091 "Scibetta." 175 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,858 Wonder if he knew Clio's Italian. 176 00:10:57,100 --> 00:11:00,217 - What? - Never mind. May I use your phone? 177 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,935 Sure. Help yourself. 178 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:10,097 Say, I hope that monkey wasn't stolen. 179 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:14,737 - No, she just ran away. - Because I'm a reputable dealer, and... 180 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:17,329 Mr. Stephens, please. Mrs. Stephens. 181 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,531 Could you tell me where Joe Scibetta lives? 182 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:23,739 I can't tell you his exact address, but I can tell you where you can find him. 183 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:27,176 Oh, hi, Darrin. 184 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:30,253 Yes, I know it's 11:30. 185 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:31,654 No, she wasn't there. 186 00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:38,455 You don't have to remind me that Clio's account is worth half a million dollars. 187 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:41,649 I thought you said Clio was the monkey's name. 188 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:43,375 It is. 189 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:48,657 I'm just as anxious as you are to get her back there, but I may be delayed. 190 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:51,169 Look, why don't you make it a luncheon meeting? 191 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:54,850 You and Larry and Clio can have a couple of drinks, eat in the boardroom. 192 00:11:55,900 --> 00:12:00,496 Oh, my, oh, my, I knew I sold that monkey too cheap. 193 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,817 No! I'm no sell this monkey for all the money in the world. 194 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,295 But you have to sell her to me. 195 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,412 She... Well, I know this monkey very well... 196 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:20,180 ...and she just won't be happy doing this kind of work. 197 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,018 What are you talking about? 198 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,695 She's the best monkey I've ever had. 199 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:26,771 Look at this monkey. Look how happy, huh? 200 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:30,370 Blonds have more fun. 201 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:36,169 No. No, I no sell her for nothing. 202 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,575 Suppose I get you another monkey? 203 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,255 No. 204 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:45,578 With this monkey, I'm gonna make my dream come true. 205 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,259 Dream? 206 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:52,975 Ever since I come to this country, I have one dream in my heart. 207 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:56,576 - What's that? - To go back to old country. 208 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,936 Mr. Scibetta... 209 00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:03,132 ...how would you like a free trip back to Italy? 210 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:05,738 You make joke with me, huh? 211 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:08,056 No, no. What I have in mind is... 212 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,693 Hey, Scibetta. 213 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:16,100 What did we tell you about operating without a permit? 214 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:19,053 - Oh, you tell me get one. - Well? 215 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:22,330 - I get one. - You're a wise guy, huh? 216 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:25,811 Officer, if that's all, we're in a bit of a hurry. So come along, Mr. -- 217 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,494 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Is that a new monkey? 218 00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:31,500 Oh, yeah, sure, sure. She's a beaut, huh? 219 00:13:31,940 --> 00:13:34,898 Oh, yes, very cute. Where is the monkey's licence? 220 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:39,375 Oh, well, I just buy her. I no have chance to get a licence. 221 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:42,817 An animal has to be processed to make sure he's not a menace to health. 222 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:44,294 There I think I can help you. 223 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:48,652 I happen to know that this monkey is in perfect health. 224 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,578 If anything, she's too healthy. 225 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:55,179 That may be as it is, lady, but I am still taking that animal into custody. 226 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:59,936 - No, you can't do that. - Well, I think otherwise. 227 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,775 It... It bit me! 228 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:06,089 Come here. 229 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,458 Come back to your papa! 230 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:16,975 Clio! 231 00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:28,850 Come back! Come back! 232 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:32,097 Where are you going? Where you... 233 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,375 How did she do that? 234 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:56,218 Oh, there's something weird about that dame, and I'm gonna find out what it is. 235 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,378 Halt! 236 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:12,332 Lady, I'm warning you. 237 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:15,179 I'm gonna count three, and then I'm coming in. 238 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:16,893 One... 239 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,259 ...two... 240 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,091 Do you hear me? 241 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,890 - Where's the monkey? - What monkey? 242 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,614 Mrs. Stephens... 243 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:36,091 All right, if that's the way it's gotta be. 244 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,978 And just what did you have in mind? 245 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,169 Thank you, Serena. 246 00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:46,099 I think you better get back to Tabitha. 247 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:50,659 Cousin, how much longer do I have to babysit? 248 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,814 Oh, just a little while longer. 249 00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:57,217 And I promise I'll do the same for you someday. 250 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,610 I sincerely hope not. 251 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,695 I just remembered something. 252 00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,496 This isn't my beat. 253 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,772 Where am I? 254 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:19,529 Why, we're on our way to your meeting with Darrin and Larry Tate. 255 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:23,210 Darrin suggested that I pick you up, because you weren't feeling too well... 256 00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:26,173 ...when he drove you back to your hotel last night. 257 00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:31,336 I know how you feel but don't worry, you look marvellous. 258 00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,010 I guess you must be a little confused, huh? 259 00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,772 I'm a whole lots confused. 260 00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,255 Where's my little monkey? 261 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,658 Well, it's rather difficult to explain, but it really doesn't matter. 262 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:48,976 Now, here's what I'd like you to do. 263 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:53,330 - No question about it, she's sore at us. - Why do you keep saying that? 264 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:56,976 Because she was due at 11, and it's now 1:30. 265 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,250 - Three minutes to 1:30. - What's the difference? 266 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:02,020 If she wasn't sore, wouldn't she have called? 267 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,257 Not necessarily. She might not be in a position to call. 268 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:08,213 - What do you mean? - She could have been in an accident. 269 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,849 Oh, well, that would certainly make me feel better. 270 00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,813 - Larry, I don't mean she was in a... - Darrin. 271 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,897 What went on last night after we left? 272 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,610 You know, something happened with Clio. 273 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:19,809 I know it. 274 00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:21,939 Now, why don't you level with me? 275 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,135 Larry, there's nothing to tell. 276 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:29,413 The last I saw of Clio, she was in fine spirits, not a care in the world. 277 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:32,180 Chattering away, hopping up and down. 278 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,448 Hopping up and down? 279 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,179 Well... 280 00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:38,775 Yes? 281 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,016 Mrs. Stephens is here with Miss Vanita. 282 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,688 Thank you. Send them in. 283 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:46,093 How about that? 284 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,933 Excuse me, I'm so sorry, but I guess I overslept. 285 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,414 Oh, sit down. 286 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:57,135 Clio, you naughty girl, you really tied one on last night. 287 00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:00,616 Yes, well, Darrin makes a pretty powerful drink. 288 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:04,654 Lots of times I find that I can't remember what went on at his house. 289 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:10,252 The reason we're late is it took me a little time... 290 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,736 ...to find the right kind of models that you asked for. 291 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:17,979 - Oh, yes, the models. - Models? 292 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:21,132 To go with the new slogan that Darrin came up with. 293 00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,332 Darrin, why didn't you tell me about it? 294 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:28,418 Well, I didn't want you to share the blame in case it didn't go over. 295 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,053 But what is it? 296 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:33,254 I tried it out on Sam to get the feminine point of view... 297 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,098 ...and she seemed to like it. 298 00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,576 So, Sam, why don't you try it out on Clio? 299 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:42,495 Better yet, why don't we show them? 300 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,813 You're gonna love it. 301 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,733 I certainly hope so. 302 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,170 Sweetheart, is this what you had in mind? 303 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,769 Oh, I think so. 304 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:59,814 - Would you mind letting us in on it? - In on what? 305 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,734 I'm beginning to think I wasn't the only one who had a lot to drink last night. 306 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,019 The slogan, Darrin, the slogan. 307 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,134 Are you ready? 308 00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,736 I'm past ready and on my way to angry. 309 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,218 Go ahead, Sam, tell them. 310 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:20,537 Well, sweetheart, it's your idea. You tell them. 311 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,219 Sam. 312 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,051 Yeah, well, okay. 313 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:28,889 You see, Darrin wanted to use the organ grinder and his monkey... 314 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,295 ...to illustrate his slogan, which is: 315 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,692 "Don't monkey around with anything but the best. 316 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,856 Drink Vino Vanita." 317 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,816 No wonder you wanted Samantha to say it. 318 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:46,259 - I think it is sensational. - I love it. 319 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,650 Didn't I tell you he was a genius? 320 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,733 The organ grinder reminds us of Italy, no? 321 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:55,774 And the little monkey, charming. How does it go? 322 00:19:55,980 --> 00:20:00,132 Don't fool around with anything but the best. 323 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,568 I love it. 324 00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:06,936 - Actually, it's "Don't monkey around..." - Forget it, Darrin. We made the sale. 325 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,818 We also have a commercial jingle for Vino Vanita... 326 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:14,251 ...that ties in with these same models. - We do? 327 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,974 That we could discuss sometime late tomorrow. 328 00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:21,898 "Don't monkey around with anything but the best." 329 00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:24,057 "Monkey around." 330 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,410 It does have a ring to it, no? 331 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,891 Yes, it does, doesn't it? 332 00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:39,099 Higgledy-piggledy, my red hen 333 00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,579 She lays eggs for gentlemen. 334 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,813 Read me another one, Auntie Serena. 335 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:50,170 Okay, sweets. 336 00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:53,772 Jack be nimble 337 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,056 Jack be quick 338 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,258 Jack jump over the candlestick. 339 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,098 More. 340 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:12,129 Here comes your father, the spoilsport. 341 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:16,093 - What's the meaning of this? - Beats me. 342 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:18,490 I don't groove on these nursery rhymes at all... 343 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,930 ...but they sure flip the kid. 344 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,294 Samantha, why don't you take Tabitha into the kitchen... 345 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,411 ...for some cookies and milk? 346 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:30,096 I want to stay and hear you scream, Daddy. 347 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:34,498 Sam. 348 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,899 Darrin, Serena was just entertaining Tabitha... 349 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,660 ...the only way she knows how. So don't be... 350 00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:44,216 And I'm going to be as gracious as I know how. 351 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,854 I hope so. Come on, sweetheart. 352 00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:03,449 Serena, if you'll be good enough to get rid of that... 353 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,937 ...I'd like to have a little chat with you. 354 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:09,098 Well, if we must, we must. 355 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:14,538 Thank you. 356 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:17,973 Serena, there's no sense in trying to be gracious with you... 357 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,454 ...so I'll make my point. 358 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:24,059 The next time you visit here I'd like to make one simple request. 359 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,370 - What's that? - Don't. 360 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:34,051 Cousin-in-law, if that's as gracious as you can be... 361 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:40,051 ...I am going to show you how entertaining I can be. 362 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,291 Oh, Serena, you're a riot. 363 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,490 Sam! 364 00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:58,738 Darrin, you promised me you were gonna be... 365 00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,619 - and you weren't. 366 00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:03,288 Samantha, do something. 367 00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:05,129 Serena, please? 368 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:07,257 Not until he apologises. 369 00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,570 Darrin, apologise. 370 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:12,169 - What for? - What for? 371 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,933 He insulted me. 372 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:16,330 I did not insult her. 373 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:18,258 - You didn't? - No! 374 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,736 In order for someone to be insulted they have to have feelings. 375 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:24,331 That did it. 376 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,773 And he can stay that way till doomsday. 377 00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:32,495 - Sam, don't let her go. Get her back. - It's no use, sweetheart. 378 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:35,658 You'll just have to wait until Serena cools off. 379 00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:37,771 And what do I do in the meantime? 380 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:38,935 Well, don't worry. 381 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:42,132 With your luck, doomsday may be just around the corner. 382 00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,853 Sam. 383 00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:45,698 Well? 29403

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