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Serena.
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I might have known.
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Who were you expecting?
Steve McQueen?
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Samantha,
may I present Clio Vanita?
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- Darling.
- How do you...
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Naughty boy.
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Did you not promise
to take me to lunch?
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And yet you never called.
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Come to Rome with me.
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What for?
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Don't answer that.
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No one is going to make a monkey
out of my cousin.
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- Where's Miss Vanita?
- Right up there.
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You took a live client
and turned her into a monkey?
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Serena did it.
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I've sent emergency calls
out everywhere.
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No response.
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Serena's just being stubborn.
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Sam, what are we going to do?
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That monkey has to be at a meeting
at 11:00 tomorrow.
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Hey.
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Sweetheart, what's the matter?
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Oh, boy.
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What a horrible nightmare.
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I dreamt that one of our clients
was over for dinner.
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Clio Vanita
of the Vanita wine account.
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Sweetheart, she was here
for dinner last night.
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That was last night?
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And it wasn't a dream.
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What?
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Samantha, isn't there anything you
can do to get Serena to come here?
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A spell you can cast? A hex?
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Something?
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I've alerted every member of the family
to be on the lookout for Serena.
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They know how important it is.
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All we can do is wait.
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Sam, I've got an 11:00 meeting
at the office...
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...with Larry and that monkey
to sign a new contract.
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What am I to do?
Get a monkey-print for a signature?
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I'll tell you one thing:
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We mortals may not be perfect...
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...but if we could change
a person into a monkey...
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...our scientists would certainly
find a way to change him back.
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What am I saying?
I must be having a nervous breakdown.
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- Spaghetti?
- It's the only thing she'd eat.
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- Will she remember any of this?
- No.
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Shut up, you rotten little monkey!
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- It's Serena, she's come back.
- Darrin.
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Since when does Serena
ring the doorbell?
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I lost my head.
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- Gosh, it's Larry. Keep her out of sight.
- Why?
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I told Larry I drove Clio home
last night. If he sees her...
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You're right.
I'd better get ahold of myself.
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- Hi, Larry.
- Hi, Darrin.
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I thought you and I could drive into
work and you can fill me in on things.
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- What are you talking about?
- What do you think?
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Cute, the way you manoeuvred it last
night so you could drive Clio home.
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So don't keep me in suspense.
Did you patch it up?
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Hey.
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Cut it out.
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- Did you find out who it belongs to?
- Not yet.
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Will you stop that?
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Sorry, sweetheart.
She got away from me.
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- Morning, Larry.
- Hi, Sam. Looks like you've got a rival.
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Well, let's face it, this boy's
got a fatal attraction for blonds.
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- I noticed that last night.
- I was just kidding.
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I wasn't.
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If you're talking about Clio Vanita,
let me assure you that Darrin...
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Larry, I'm not ready to leave,
and I don't want to make you late so...
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Oh, yeah. Well, I'd better be going.
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- Honey.
- I'll take her.
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And please keep trying
to reach that party.
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I will.
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Come on.
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Look at the cute little way
she swings her hips.
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Larry!
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I was talking about the monkey.
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Well, I'll see you later, then, huh?
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What'd I forget?
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Oh, yeah.
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The reason I stopped by.
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- What about Clio?
- What about her?
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Well, what happened when you
drove her home last night?
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Why...
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Yes, Sam?
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- What is it?
- I thought you called me.
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Didn't you call me?
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Well, either way, I'll be with you in
a minute. Larry was just leaving.
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I'll tell you all about it later, Larry.
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- But I...
- So long, so long.
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- What was all that about?
- I had to get rid of him. Where's Clio?
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I tied her up out on the patio.
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Sam, I don't know how much longer
I can keep this up. If we don't...
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Yoo-hoo, Samantha, I'm back.
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What are you doing in that outfit?
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What else do you wear
to go boating on the Nile?
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I never thought I'd say it,
but am I glad to see you.
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I wish I could say the same.
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Serena, Darrin's just
trying to be nice.
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It's a hopeless task.
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And, now, are you two going
to stop bugging me?
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Of course, as soon as you change
that monkey back into my client.
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Please, Serena?
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Well, we're all sugar and spice today,
aren't we?
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Yesterday, it was
straight arsenic and old lace.
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That's because Darrin
isn't a spiteful person, Serena.
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He... He realizes that he was
a little unfair to you, and he's sorry.
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- Aren't you, dear?
- I've never been sorrier.
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Serena, please.
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Time is of the essence.
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Don't know how I'm going to explain
to Clio where she was...
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...but I'll figure that out when...
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Sam, where's the monkey?
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I tied her right...
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Oh, dear.
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She must have slipped the noose.
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No use wasting a good noose.
I'll just hang myself.
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Oh, now, Darrin, stop that.
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She must be somewhere
in the neighbourhood.
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Well, as long as you don't need me,
I'll be getting back.
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But we do need you.
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Someone has to stay with Tabitha.
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And as soon as we find the monkey,
you have to change her back.
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And for Pete's sake,
will you put some clothes on?
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Clio.
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Clio.
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Clio, where are you?
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Oh, Clio. Come here, Clio.
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Clio.
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Clio.
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I got a nice banana for you.
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Oh, Clio.
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Yoo-hoo, Clio.
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Everybody's a critic.
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Clio.
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You did see a monkey?
Where? Where?
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Darrin, come quick.
Where'd you see it?
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A friend found one this morning.
He took it home.
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A friend of his found the monkey
and took it home.
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- A blond monkey?
- Yeah.
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Excuse us.
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The meeting's in 45 minutes. I'll go and
stall Larry while you get the monkey...
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...and... You know what.
- Will you get going so I can go?
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Okay. Bye.
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- Where's this friend of yours?
- He didn't know who it belonged to.
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It didn't have a licence or anything.
That's the reason he took it home.
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We don't want to cause your friend
trouble, we just want the monkey.
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- 134 Elm.
- 134 Elm. Thanks.
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And, boy, will his mother
be glad to see you.
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Oh, am I glad to see you.
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Do you know what that monkey
did to my place?
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- Believe me, I'll pay for any damage.
- Believe me, I know you will.
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It tore my curtains, broke a lamp...
Oh, and not just any lamp.
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It has to be the lamp my mother-in-law
gave us, and she knows I hate it.
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What am I gonna tell her? Broke
three dishes from my best china...
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- Sorry if you've been inconvenienced...
- Inconvenienced? My house is a wreck.
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Would $20 make you happy?
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That's all?
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How much happiness do you want?
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How about 30?
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How about 25?
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I'll take it.
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Now may I have the monkey?
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Are you kidding? You don't think
I'd keep that little monster here.
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- What did you do with her?
- My kid took her down to the pet shop.
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Goddard's on Main Street.
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And, personally, I think he was
taken advantage of. He only got $10.
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What are you doing?
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Taking a little happiness for myself.
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You sold the monkey already?
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Lady, it was one of
the fastest turnovers I ever had.
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- Who bought her?
- A fellow named Joe Scibetta.
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He took one look at that monkey
and fell in love.
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"Scibetta."
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Wonder if he knew Clio's Italian.
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- What?
- Never mind. May I use your phone?
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Sure. Help yourself.
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Say, I hope that monkey
wasn't stolen.
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- No, she just ran away.
- Because I'm a reputable dealer, and...
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Mr. Stephens, please. Mrs. Stephens.
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Could you tell me where
Joe Scibetta lives?
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I can't tell you his exact address, but
I can tell you where you can find him.
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Oh, hi, Darrin.
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Yes, I know it's 11:30.
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No, she wasn't there.
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You don't have to remind me that Clio's
account is worth half a million dollars.
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I thought you said Clio
was the monkey's name.
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It is.
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I'm just as anxious as you are to get
her back there, but I may be delayed.
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Look, why don't you make it
a luncheon meeting?
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You and Larry and Clio can have a
couple of drinks, eat in the boardroom.
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Oh, my, oh, my, I knew
I sold that monkey too cheap.
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No! I'm no sell this monkey
for all the money in the world.
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But you have to sell her to me.
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She... Well, I know
this monkey very well...
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...and she just won't be happy
doing this kind of work.
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What are you talking about?
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She's the best monkey I've ever had.
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Look at this monkey.
Look how happy, huh?
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Blonds have more fun.
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No. No, I no sell her for nothing.
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Suppose I get you another monkey?
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No.
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With this monkey,
I'm gonna make my dream come true.
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Dream?
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Ever since I come to this country,
I have one dream in my heart.
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- What's that?
- To go back to old country.
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Mr. Scibetta...
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...how would you like a free trip
back to Italy?
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You make joke with me, huh?
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No, no. What I have in mind is...
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Hey, Scibetta.
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What did we tell you
about operating without a permit?
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- Oh, you tell me get one.
- Well?
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- I get one.
- You're a wise guy, huh?
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Officer, if that's all, we're in
a bit of a hurry. So come along, Mr. --
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Is that a new monkey?
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Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
She's a beaut, huh?
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Oh, yes, very cute.
Where is the monkey's licence?
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Oh, well, I just buy her.
I no have chance to get a licence.
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An animal has to be processed to make
sure he's not a menace to health.
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There I think I can help you.
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I happen to know that this monkey
is in perfect health.
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If anything, she's too healthy.
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That may be as it is, lady, but I am still
taking that animal into custody.
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- No, you can't do that.
- Well, I think otherwise.
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It... It bit me!
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Come here.
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Come back to your papa!
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Clio!
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Come back! Come back!
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Where are you going? Where you...
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How did she do that?
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Oh, there's something weird about that
dame, and I'm gonna find out what it is.
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Halt!
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Lady, I'm warning you.
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I'm gonna count three,
and then I'm coming in.
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One...
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...two...
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Do you hear me?
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- Where's the monkey?
- What monkey?
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Mrs. Stephens...
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All right,
if that's the way it's gotta be.
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And just what did you have in mind?
245
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,169
Thank you, Serena.
246
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:46,099
I think you better
get back to Tabitha.
247
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:50,659
Cousin, how much longer
do I have to babysit?
248
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:53,814
Oh, just a little while longer.
249
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:57,217
And I promise I'll do
the same for you someday.
250
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,610
I sincerely hope not.
251
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,695
I just remembered something.
252
00:16:09,540 --> 00:16:11,496
This isn't my beat.
253
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,772
Where am I?
254
00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:19,529
Why, we're on our way to your meeting
with Darrin and Larry Tate.
255
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:23,210
Darrin suggested that I pick you up,
because you weren't feeling too well...
256
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:26,173
...when he drove you back
to your hotel last night.
257
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:31,336
I know how you feel but don't worry,
you look marvellous.
258
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,010
I guess you must be
a little confused, huh?
259
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,772
I'm a whole lots confused.
260
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,255
Where's my little monkey?
261
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,658
Well, it's rather difficult to explain,
but it really doesn't matter.
262
00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:48,976
Now, here's what I'd like you to do.
263
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:53,330
- No question about it, she's sore at us.
- Why do you keep saying that?
264
00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:56,976
Because she was due at 11,
and it's now 1:30.
265
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:59,250
- Three minutes to 1:30.
- What's the difference?
266
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:02,020
If she wasn't sore,
wouldn't she have called?
267
00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:05,257
Not necessarily.
She might not be in a position to call.
268
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:08,213
- What do you mean?
- She could have been in an accident.
269
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,849
Oh, well, that would certainly
make me feel better.
270
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:13,813
- Larry, I don't mean she was in a...
- Darrin.
271
00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:15,897
What went on last night
after we left?
272
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,610
You know,
something happened with Clio.
273
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:19,809
I know it.
274
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:21,939
Now, why don't you level with me?
275
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,135
Larry, there's nothing to tell.
276
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:29,413
The last I saw of Clio, she was in
fine spirits, not a care in the world.
277
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:32,180
Chattering away,
hopping up and down.
278
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,448
Hopping up and down?
279
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:36,179
Well...
280
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:38,775
Yes?
281
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,016
Mrs. Stephens is here
with Miss Vanita.
282
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,688
Thank you. Send them in.
283
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:46,093
How about that?
284
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,933
Excuse me, I'm so sorry,
but I guess I overslept.
285
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,414
Oh, sit down.
286
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:57,135
Clio, you naughty girl,
you really tied one on last night.
287
00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:00,616
Yes, well, Darrin makes
a pretty powerful drink.
288
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:04,654
Lots of times I find that I can't
remember what went on at his house.
289
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:10,252
The reason we're late
is it took me a little time...
290
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,736
...to find the right kind
of models that you asked for.
291
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:17,979
- Oh, yes, the models.
- Models?
292
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:21,132
To go with the new slogan
that Darrin came up with.
293
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,332
Darrin, why didn't you
tell me about it?
294
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:28,418
Well, I didn't want you to share
the blame in case it didn't go over.
295
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,053
But what is it?
296
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:33,254
I tried it out on Sam
to get the feminine point of view...
297
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,098
...and she seemed to like it.
298
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,576
So, Sam, why don't you
try it out on Clio?
299
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:42,495
Better yet, why don't we show them?
300
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,813
You're gonna love it.
301
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,733
I certainly hope so.
302
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,170
Sweetheart,
is this what you had in mind?
303
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,769
Oh, I think so.
304
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:59,814
- Would you mind letting us in on it?
- In on what?
305
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,734
I'm beginning to think I wasn't the only
one who had a lot to drink last night.
306
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:08,019
The slogan, Darrin, the slogan.
307
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,134
Are you ready?
308
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:14,736
I'm past ready
and on my way to angry.
309
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,218
Go ahead, Sam, tell them.
310
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:20,537
Well, sweetheart, it's your idea.
You tell them.
311
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:22,219
Sam.
312
00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:25,051
Yeah, well, okay.
313
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:28,889
You see, Darrin wanted to use
the organ grinder and his monkey...
314
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,295
...to illustrate his slogan, which is:
315
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,692
"Don't monkey around
with anything but the best.
316
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,856
Drink Vino Vanita."
317
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,816
No wonder you wanted
Samantha to say it.
318
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:46,259
- I think it is sensational.
- I love it.
319
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,650
Didn't I tell you he was a genius?
320
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,733
The organ grinder
reminds us of Italy, no?
321
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:55,774
And the little monkey, charming.
How does it go?
322
00:19:55,980 --> 00:20:00,132
Don't fool around
with anything but the best.
323
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,568
I love it.
324
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:06,936
- Actually, it's "Don't monkey around..."
- Forget it, Darrin. We made the sale.
325
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,818
We also have a commercial jingle
for Vino Vanita...
326
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:14,251
...that ties in with these same models.
- We do?
327
00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,974
That we could discuss
sometime late tomorrow.
328
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:21,898
"Don't monkey around
with anything but the best."
329
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:24,057
"Monkey around."
330
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,410
It does have a ring to it, no?
331
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,891
Yes, it does, doesn't it?
332
00:20:35,060 --> 00:20:39,099
Higgledy-piggledy, my red hen
333
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:42,579
She lays eggs for gentlemen.
334
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,813
Read me another one, Auntie Serena.
335
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:50,170
Okay, sweets.
336
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:53,772
Jack be nimble
337
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,056
Jack be quick
338
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,258
Jack jump over the candlestick.
339
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,098
More.
340
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:12,129
Here comes your father,
the spoilsport.
341
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:16,093
- What's the meaning of this?
- Beats me.
342
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:18,490
I don't groove on these
nursery rhymes at all...
343
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,930
...but they sure flip the kid.
344
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,294
Samantha, why don't you take Tabitha
into the kitchen...
345
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,411
...for some cookies and milk?
346
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:30,096
I want to stay
and hear you scream, Daddy.
347
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:34,498
Sam.
348
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,899
Darrin, Serena was just
entertaining Tabitha...
349
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,660
...the only way she knows how.
So don't be...
350
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:44,216
And I'm going to be as gracious
as I know how.
351
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,854
I hope so. Come on, sweetheart.
352
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:03,449
Serena, if you'll be good enough
to get rid of that...
353
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,937
...I'd like to have
a little chat with you.
354
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:09,098
Well, if we must, we must.
355
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:14,538
Thank you.
356
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:17,973
Serena, there's no sense in trying
to be gracious with you...
357
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,454
...so I'll make my point.
358
00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:24,059
The next time you visit here
I'd like to make one simple request.
359
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,370
- What's that?
- Don't.
360
00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:34,051
Cousin-in-law,
if that's as gracious as you can be...
361
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:40,051
...I am going to show you
how entertaining I can be.
362
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,291
Oh, Serena, you're a riot.
363
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,490
Sam!
364
00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:58,738
Darrin, you promised me
you were gonna be...
365
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,619
- and you weren't.
366
00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:03,288
Samantha, do something.
367
00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:05,129
Serena, please?
368
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:07,257
Not until he apologises.
369
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,570
Darrin, apologise.
370
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:12,169
- What for?
- What for?
371
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,933
He insulted me.
372
00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:16,330
I did not insult her.
373
00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:18,258
- You didn't?
- No!
374
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,736
In order for someone to be insulted
they have to have feelings.
375
00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:24,331
That did it.
376
00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,773
And he can stay that way
till doomsday.
377
00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:32,495
- Sam, don't let her go. Get her back.
- It's no use, sweetheart.
378
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:35,658
You'll just have to wait
until Serena cools off.
379
00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:37,771
And what do I do in the meantime?
380
00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:38,935
Well, don't worry.
381
00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:42,132
With your luck, doomsday may be
just around the corner.
382
00:23:42,340 --> 00:23:43,853
Sam.
383
00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:45,698
Well?
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