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I know. I was like, "Mm!" You
don't have to make a decision.
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Well?
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Well, what?
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What's with the hat?
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Oh, this? It's nothing.
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It's the loudest nothing I ever saw.
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Boy, you just can't mosey
in here with a brand-new hat
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and act like you're not
wearing a brand-new hat.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Look, I'm trying something new, okay?
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- Just take it easy.
- He's right, guys.
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Come on, let's not go down this path.
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It's ugly.
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Kind of like that hat.
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- I got this from a nice store.
- What store?
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The one before you exit
the Al Capone Museum?
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What's up, Gregory?
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Did you just finish Bling
Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet?
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I'm being brave, okay?
You guys are sheep.
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You may want to take a long,
hard look in the mirror.
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Better us than you.
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You look like a park ranger
from a cartoon, Booboo.
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Do you think the hat looks bad?
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Oh, uh, me?
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Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad.
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Like, I think it's just different,
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like something you'd wear in "Indiana...
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Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats."
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Fine.
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I didn't like it that much, anyway.
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There's only one place this hat belongs.
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On my head.
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- Wow.
- Okay.
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- Now, that's fashion.
- That's right.
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- That's the way it's supposed to look.
- That's hattitude.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Thank you.
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Aww, I always needed a pencil.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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So, it's Teacher Appreciation
Week, which is fun.
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It's a scam.
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It's merely a way for the school
district to placate the teachers.
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This Teacher Appreciation thing,
it's a bit of a show.
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I mean, every year, I receive so many
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of the perfume/lotion
gift boxes from the students,
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but I have never received so much
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as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing
gift card from the district.
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I got this.
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- Funny.
- Yeah.
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Well, I got this
very cool, handmade thing.
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Well, it's really about the kids, so...
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Yeah, if it was about us,
we might actually
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get something from the district.
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Teacher Appreciation Week
was actually created
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so that less teachers would quit. Hm.
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That's why Mother's Day was invented,
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so less moms would leave their families.
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Gosh.
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♪ You better watch out ♪
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♪ You better not cry ♪
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♪ You better get ready to say,
"Thank you, Ava," ♪
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♪ And I'm 'bout to tell you why ♪
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So shush.
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I got you a gift from
the school district.
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Can't wait to hear.
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It's court-side seats
to your Philadelphia 76ers!
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Are you freaking kidding me?!
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Oh, my God!
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It's a Teacher Appreciation
Week miracle.
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Thank you.
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You came through again.
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Who you pointing at? I'm right here.
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Don't give Jesus my credit.
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He didn't enter you
into the district-wide lottery.
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I did that.
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I did that.
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Well, thank you, Ava.
This is so exciting.
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I can't believe all the teachers
get to go see the Sixers together.
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- All my jerseys...
- Yeah!
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It's only two tickets, though.
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You know what?
I buried the lede. That's on me.
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I just wanted to see
some energy in this place.
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Anyway, yeah.
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Only two tickets.
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Bye.
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Oh, hey, boys.
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So, I'm throwing a game night
for my sister tomorrow.
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Please be in because
I just bought a new SodaStream.
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Oh, sick.
I have a surplus of CO2 cartridges.
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- Is...
- Not what you think.
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I'm in. Yeah.
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I doubt Gregory is
gonna want to, like...
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- Yeah.
- Oh, no, I'm in. What we doing?
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Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo?
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Oh, I love board games.
I'll play almost anything.
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But I don't with Settlers of Catan.
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My sister and I are
so excited to hang out,
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and it's gonna be different now
because we're mature adults, you know?
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But as far as my mom knows,
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Ayesha is lost in the Rockies
somewhere, okay?
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You guys ever seen that movie
"Into the Wild"?
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For the eighth time, Janine, no.
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Janine, that movie's nuts.
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I need all teachers in
the library in two minutes.
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We're gonna decide who's going
to get those tickets.
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And can somebody bring me
a Sprite? From McDonald's.
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Order! Order!
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Look, there's only two tickets,
and there's at least
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three of you, so we got
to figure this out.
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Well, do we know if everybody
even wants the tickets?
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It's not like we're
all native Philadelphians.
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Ooh.
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Well, the Sixers are playing Washington,
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my favorite team, which
I never get a chance to see.
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So some of us may want to go
more than anyone.
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- Aw.
- Mm.
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Alright, well, who does want to go?
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Ooh. Okay. I got it.
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Let's just give the tickets to Janine.
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- Why?
- What? Really?
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- Why?!
- Yeah, it's an obvious choice.
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You don't have any friends,
and you can take me,
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and we can just hope
to end up on one of those
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"Pretend I Don't Know You" cams.
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Okay, as flattering
as that proposition is,
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my sister's actually in town,
so I'd be taking her.
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Ugh, I forgot there's two of you.
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Why don't we just pick names
out of a hat?
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Do you think it's wise to be
bringing up hats, Gregory?
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No, not the hat thing,
'cause whenever we do it,
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it always goes to the person
who wants it least
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and then they wind up selling it.
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Yeah, like that time Daryl
got the eyelash extensions.
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So, it's my fault I already have
naturally long,
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luxurious lashes?
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Okay, what about a good,
old-fashioned...
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Bare-knuckle fist fight.
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Why do you have that? Relax.
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I was gonna say vote.
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I agree with Jacob
because I want to leave
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and I regret getting myself
wrapped up in this.
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Vote it is!
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- That's not gonna work.
- It could work.
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- It's not gonna work.
- It could work.
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Anybody who doesn't want them,
vote for me.
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- Welcome!
- Hi.
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Hello. Good af... Oh, good afternoon.
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So, this is it!
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It's awesome. It's really...
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Um, it's cozy.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- But cute cozy.
- Alright, so, tonight.
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I was thinking maybe you and I
could have some natural wine.
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It's like real wine, but it's natural.
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And, um, after that, I made us
a reservation for Bone Town.
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It's a really good place.
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And then I was thinking we could
watch that "Sex and the City"
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spin-off, "The Carrie Diaries."
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Heard it's really good.
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- Um, that all sounds awesome.
- Yeah.
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But, um, I-I do have some plans
with some people later.
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- Tonight?
- Yeah.
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I mean, is that a problem?
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Uh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Not... Not a problem.
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Uh, I just thought maybe since
it was gonna be us here today,
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I thought maybe we'd be hanging
out, maybe doing fun stuff.
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- And we will together.
- Yeah.
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Just not tonight, right?
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'Cause I have plans with other people.
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Okay. Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- It just feels like,
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you know, since you're staying here,
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it feels like you would tell me
if you were gonna be leaving.
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You should, uh, okay. Sorry, Mom.
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I'll make sure to check in next time.
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Please.
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Like Mom ever cared
about where we were going.
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Yeah, we really took advantage of that.
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Yeah, you did.
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Yeah, but that's cool about tonight.
Have fun with your friends.
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But tomorrow night?
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Tomorrow night is game night,
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and you don't want to miss game night.
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Feels like I couldn't,
even if I wanted to.
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Which I don't.
I'm totally amped to play games.
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Um, just not now, 'cause I'm gonna go.
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Okay, you're going now. Okay. Have fun.
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Okay, here is a ballot
with each of your names on it,
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so that you can't cheat.
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- Here you go.
- This says Jason. My name is Ja...
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I can't believe I
got wrangled into this.
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It's making me feel bad for
those professional vote counters
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for, like, mayor elections,
who have to do this every 10 years.
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What?
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And she doesn't even know
my freaking name.
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- Just let it go, Jacob.
- Come on.
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Just drop it.
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Hey, how was night one with the sister?
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Was it all sharing clothes
and fighting over the bathroom and...
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Um, no.
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She already had plans, it turned out,
which is okay
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because I technically
didn't ever tell her
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we were hanging out. I just assumed,
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and you know what they say
about assumptions.
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- Yeah, they make a...
- They're not reliable.
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Not at all.
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So, she is still coming to game night.
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- So, you guys are still in, right?
- Oh, absolutely.
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I've been scouring the boards
for all the new strategies.
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Oh! Oh, see?
This is why we are best friends.
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- Jacob.
- Yes!
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You okay?
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Barb, look at those two.
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Look at them scheming.
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Nothing good has ever come
from nerds whispering.
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Us second-floor teachers
need to stick together.
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Those first-floor people?
They don't truly understand us.
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Well, I know you're just
trying to get my vote,
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but I do think people
overlook our struggle.
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Not only do we labor more physically
to get to our classes,
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we have to endure
the quick-witted teens.
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We deserve those tickets.
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Oh, you can't be serious.
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If anyone deserves the tickets, it's me.
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- I'm teaching two classes at once.
- Hold on.
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If we're talking about
who deserves the tickets,
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the answer is obvious...
The most tenured teacher.
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So, you mean you?
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With all due respect,
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I think the tickets
should go to the MVP.
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You know, the young star
who gives everyone faith
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in the franchise again.
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Or the tickets could go
to the most improved player...
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Someone who sacrificed other
goals to focus on this one.
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Someone young,
someone driven, someone...
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- Handsome.
- You know what?
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Yeah! Yeah, okay, bub.
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You haven't been a real teacher
for even a year yet.
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No, he has not.
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If I may interject,
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I would say that teaching
second grade is no picnic.
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Didn't I see your class having
a literal picnic the other day?
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Didn't I see your class
watching "Lego Batman"?
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I don't know what y'all smoking,
247
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but if you was to take my health class,
248
00:09:20,534 --> 00:09:21,866
you wouldn't be smoking anything.
249
00:09:21,969 --> 00:09:23,268
I'll have you drug-, tobacco-,
250
00:09:23,370 --> 00:09:25,170
and vape-free, like all of our students,
251
00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:26,871
which is why I deserve the tickets.
252
00:09:26,974 --> 00:09:29,641
I have the most important job
in this school.
253
00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:33,144
I set the tone for the rest
of their academic careers.
254
00:09:33,246 --> 00:09:34,512
Okay, I think that "most important"
255
00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:35,814
- is a little bit extreme.
- Thank you.
256
00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:37,181
Okay, let's take a deep breath
257
00:09:37,283 --> 00:09:38,503
before we say something we don't mean.
258
00:09:38,528 --> 00:09:40,062
- Oh, shut up, haircut.
- Oh!
259
00:09:40,087 --> 00:09:42,687
I mean, teaching kindergarten...
The most important, Barb?
260
00:09:42,789 --> 00:09:45,544
All youse do is teach five-year-olds
how to use safety scissors.
261
00:09:45,569 --> 00:09:48,727
And maybe if your kindergarten teacher
had done a better job,
262
00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:52,463
you would know that "youse"
is not plural for "you."
263
00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:56,067
Oh, somebody swing!
264
00:09:56,169 --> 00:09:58,536
Alright, looks like
all the votes are in,
265
00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,571
and somehow no one got molly-whopped.
266
00:10:00,674 --> 00:10:02,173
Hey, did you vote for me?
267
00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:03,574
What matters is that I voted.
268
00:10:03,677 --> 00:10:05,330
Jacob, you know I want
to take my sister,
269
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,321
and Tyrese Maxey is my hall pass.
270
00:10:07,346 --> 00:10:09,880
Janine, it's not called
a hall pass when you're single.
271
00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:11,815
Hey, everybody, shh.
272
00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:13,410
I'm about to announce the winner.
273
00:10:13,435 --> 00:10:14,601
Drum roll, please.
274
00:10:15,988 --> 00:10:17,254
And the winner is...
275
00:10:17,356 --> 00:10:18,689
Mr. Johnson.
276
00:10:18,714 --> 00:10:21,281
Put some respect on my name!
277
00:10:21,306 --> 00:10:24,304
Ha! Ha-ha! I demand a recount.
278
00:10:24,329 --> 00:10:26,351
Ranked-choice voting would have
been inherently much fairer.
279
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,675
He's not even a real teacher.
280
00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:29,599
You know how many classes I subbed?
281
00:10:29,702 --> 00:10:31,334
Why y'all mad? You all voted for him.
282
00:10:31,436 --> 00:10:33,203
I didn't think he'd win.
283
00:10:33,305 --> 00:10:36,073
I just voted for him 'cause I
was annoyed with everyone else.
284
00:10:38,377 --> 00:10:39,743
Well, you know what?
285
00:10:39,845 --> 00:10:42,579
You two might not have tickets
to the NBA,
286
00:10:42,681 --> 00:10:46,583
but you do have floor seats to the JGA.
287
00:10:46,608 --> 00:10:49,041
Janine Game-Night Association.
288
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,697
And... And there'll be floor seats
289
00:10:50,722 --> 00:10:52,172
because you'll probably
be sitting on the floor.
290
00:10:52,197 --> 00:10:54,497
It's gonna be fun, and it's BYOBG.
291
00:10:55,394 --> 00:10:56,759
Bring your own... beer garden?
292
00:10:56,784 --> 00:10:58,372
- Bubble gum?
- Baby giraffe?
293
00:10:58,397 --> 00:10:59,596
- Big Gulp.
- Brittney Griner!
294
00:10:59,698 --> 00:11:01,731
- Black Gregory?
- What? No.
295
00:11:01,756 --> 00:11:05,045
Bring Your Own Board Game. Real simple.
296
00:11:05,070 --> 00:11:06,736
- Yeah.
- Look, see you both there.
297
00:11:09,788 --> 00:11:10,988
Okay, okay.
298
00:11:11,013 --> 00:11:12,746
But then, after the concert was over,
299
00:11:12,771 --> 00:11:16,557
we snuck back into Red Rocks,
waited for everybody to leave,
300
00:11:16,582 --> 00:11:18,915
stayed till the next morning,
and watched the eclipse.
301
00:11:19,017 --> 00:11:20,216
Ooh.
302
00:11:20,318 --> 00:11:22,084
That sounds so firggin awesome.
303
00:11:22,109 --> 00:11:23,118
Yeah.
304
00:11:23,143 --> 00:11:25,030
Which makes this a lot harder.
305
00:11:25,055 --> 00:11:26,988
I totally own all your water rights now.
306
00:11:27,091 --> 00:11:28,490
Ba-boom!
307
00:11:28,593 --> 00:11:29,925
Oh, it's me.
308
00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:31,460
Ooh! It's okay, I have a vacuum.
309
00:11:31,562 --> 00:11:33,395
Um...
310
00:11:33,497 --> 00:11:35,564
I'm sorry, am... Am I the only one
311
00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:37,833
who doesn't understand
how this game works?
312
00:11:37,935 --> 00:11:39,501
No, Jacob is the only one who does.
313
00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:40,646
- Okay.
- Come on.
314
00:11:40,671 --> 00:11:42,438
Nobody plays Drought?
315
00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:44,596
It's the most award-winning
independent board game out.
316
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,818
We ain't got no other games?
317
00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:46,929
Uh, no.
318
00:11:46,954 --> 00:11:48,421
Yeah, I'm gonna need a drink.
319
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:49,845
You want one of those hard
ciders you liked at my party?
320
00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:52,648
Actually, I made a pre-mixed
signature cocktail.
321
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,483
It's called a short island iced tea.
322
00:11:54,508 --> 00:11:56,265
Yeah, I was short on
ingredients when I made it,
323
00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:58,356
so it's mostly just Coke
and ice, but it's pretty good.
324
00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:02,624
I also have a signature cocktail.
I actually learned it in Denver.
325
00:12:02,726 --> 00:12:05,260
- Oh.
- It's called beer.
326
00:12:05,362 --> 00:12:06,694
Okay.
327
00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:08,519
I'll take one of those.
328
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,133
Your sister is so cool.
329
00:12:12,158 --> 00:12:13,957
Yeah, she's pretty chill.
330
00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:16,716
Yeah. She is cool and chill.
331
00:12:16,741 --> 00:12:18,283
I think it runs in the family.
332
00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,541
Like, that's what people
used to tell us.
333
00:12:20,566 --> 00:12:21,931
Okay, Ta-da.
334
00:12:21,956 --> 00:12:23,356
- Thank you.
- Ready.
335
00:12:24,447 --> 00:12:26,147
Alright, it's your turn, Ayesha.
336
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:29,550
Oh, okay. This one means
337
00:12:29,653 --> 00:12:32,619
I either stay and provide water
to the land I'm at,
338
00:12:32,721 --> 00:12:34,521
or I get to take all the water
339
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,156
- I have and bounce, right?
- Mm-hmm.
340
00:12:36,258 --> 00:12:38,492
Okay, cool. I am bouncing.
341
00:12:40,095 --> 00:12:42,128
Well, now that means
I have to provide water
342
00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:43,664
for all of Asia, so...
343
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:45,186
Sucks to be you, Janine.
344
00:12:45,211 --> 00:12:47,311
But the point of this game
is to survive,
345
00:12:47,336 --> 00:12:50,970
and you can't do that if you're
taking care of everybody else, so...
346
00:12:51,072 --> 00:12:52,906
Shocking.
347
00:12:53,008 --> 00:12:54,741
What's that supposed to mean?
348
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,009
Nothing. Just...
349
00:12:56,111 --> 00:12:57,744
Didn't sound like nothing, so...
350
00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:58,912
Then maybe it was something.
351
00:12:59,014 --> 00:13:00,580
Uh, I think it's my turn, actually.
352
00:13:00,675 --> 00:13:02,908
No, I think my sister
has something she wants to say.
353
00:13:03,018 --> 00:13:05,184
I'm just saying that it's not
surprising to me
354
00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:06,752
that when things got tough
for you in Asia,
355
00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,153
you just took your water and bounced,
356
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,755
and now I'm left to ration everything.
357
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,024
Oh, no, actually, you have used
up all your rationing chips.
358
00:13:12,049 --> 00:13:15,471
Okay, well, I didn't choose to
start in an arid, doomed biome.
359
00:13:15,496 --> 00:13:18,897
And yet, other people accepted
the responsibility
360
00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:21,030
of making do in a dry climate.
361
00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:22,455
They didn't just leave.
362
00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:24,570
Yeah, well, I know a lost cause
when I see one,
363
00:13:24,672 --> 00:13:26,439
and I didn't want to waste my time.
364
00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:28,207
That's because you abandon people,
365
00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:30,175
and it's nice to finally
hear you say it out loud.
366
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,012
Excuse me.
367
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,014
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
368
00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:39,250
Ayesha!
369
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,620
Now, this is the game that I came for.
370
00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:45,724
I think Janine may be holding on
to a little tension from...
371
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,066
- Childhood?
- Absolutely.
372
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,593
This about stuff from her childhood?
373
00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:56,071
Ayesha.
374
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,216
Ayesha!
375
00:13:57,241 --> 00:13:58,841
What the hell is your problem?
376
00:13:58,943 --> 00:14:01,476
You are staying at my house,
377
00:14:01,578 --> 00:14:05,180
but you just drop
your stuff off and leave,
378
00:14:05,282 --> 00:14:07,149
'cause you do whatever you want to do,
379
00:14:07,174 --> 00:14:09,488
Ayesha, and leave
the good people of Asia
380
00:14:09,513 --> 00:14:10,608
to fend for themselves.
381
00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,431
Can you please quit
it with the metaphor?
382
00:14:12,456 --> 00:14:14,422
It is so childish.
383
00:14:14,524 --> 00:14:16,925
Oh, oh, okay. I'm childish.
384
00:14:17,027 --> 00:14:18,426
Really?
385
00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:20,128
Who ran and hid?
386
00:14:20,231 --> 00:14:21,796
You just left.
387
00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:25,834
You leave when things get hard.
You always have.
388
00:14:25,936 --> 00:14:27,301
Oh, my God.
389
00:14:27,403 --> 00:14:30,537
People move from
their hometowns all the time.
390
00:14:30,639 --> 00:14:31,973
- It's not about that.
- But you know what?
391
00:14:32,075 --> 00:14:33,540
My fault.
392
00:14:33,642 --> 00:14:36,043
My fault for not staying
like good, perfect Janine.
393
00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:37,188
That's on me.
394
00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:38,300
- You're right.
- Wow.
395
00:14:38,325 --> 00:14:39,534
- Yeah.
- Wow.
396
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,938
If the sea levels are rising,
397
00:14:42,963 --> 00:14:45,629
should I...
398
00:14:45,654 --> 00:14:48,890
I know there's a solution afoot.
I just gotta nab it.
399
00:14:48,992 --> 00:14:50,858
So...
400
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,726
I heard the teachers'
conference was fun.
401
00:14:52,828 --> 00:14:54,328
That is an understatement.
402
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:56,230
Did Janine tell you
about all the swag we got?
403
00:14:56,332 --> 00:14:57,564
Oh, how are you on pens?
404
00:14:57,666 --> 00:14:59,133
Oh, I'm good on pens.
405
00:15:00,836 --> 00:15:03,503
You know how much dealing with Mom is,
406
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:06,672
but you got to leave and go to Colorado
407
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,162
and be cool and interesting.
408
00:15:08,187 --> 00:15:09,853
Meanwhile,
409
00:15:09,878 --> 00:15:12,045
I am still here,
dealing with her by myself.
410
00:15:12,147 --> 00:15:13,914
Do you know how hard it was for me here?
411
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:17,918
Yes, I know how hard it is here,
because I'm still here.
412
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:20,553
But you aren't me.
413
00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:22,555
- You went to Penn, Janine.
- Oh, my God.
414
00:15:22,657 --> 00:15:25,491
You went to Penn, and I am... am st...
415
00:15:25,593 --> 00:15:27,760
To date, the only person
who's been fired
416
00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:30,196
from the Eastern State
Penitentiary's haunted house.
417
00:15:30,299 --> 00:15:31,932
- That's bad. That's not good.
- Ayesha, what does that...
418
00:15:31,957 --> 00:15:33,363
What does that have to do with anything?
419
00:15:33,388 --> 00:15:34,541
Everything!
420
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,337
People had hopes for you,
and they gave up on me.
421
00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:39,172
Ayesha.
422
00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:40,739
You had it together.
423
00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:44,743
I didn't, and I couldn't get it
together when Mom...
424
00:15:47,548 --> 00:15:49,881
When the person who needed me the most
425
00:15:49,984 --> 00:15:52,952
was the most disappointed in me.
426
00:15:53,054 --> 00:15:55,955
Yeah, fine, then. I couldn't take it.
427
00:15:56,057 --> 00:15:58,123
I couldn't handle it, so I ran.
428
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,491
I left.
429
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,796
Janine...
430
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,565
I am sorry.
431
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,912
I get why you...
432
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,114
left Mom.
433
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,649
I do.
434
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,419
It just kind of felt
like you left me, too.
435
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,696
I don't want to rush you, Janine,
but if you don't make a move soon,
436
00:16:33,736 --> 00:16:36,671
all your water's gonna
become non-potable.
437
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,387
That basically means, like...
438
00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:39,441
Yeah, no, we know what it means, Jacob.
439
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,492
No, we know what it means.
440
00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:42,117
- We know what it means.
- Thank you.
441
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,169
Why don't we go back to the game?
442
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,805
Yeah, okay.
443
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,773
Come on.
444
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,117
Ooh, it feels like a reunion show
445
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,986
for an absolute mess of
a "Housewives" season in here.
446
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:06,189
Ladies and Gentleladies,
your courtside ticket winner,
447
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,957
Mr. Johnson.
448
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:16,033
So, um, who you thinking about
taking with you to the game tonight?
449
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,034
I'm bringing Dr. J.
450
00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:20,136
- You know Julius Erving?
- Who?
451
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:22,871
No, Dr. Jamar Cameron, my podiatrist.
452
00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:25,207
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, I get it.
453
00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:27,676
Now I'm the bad guy,
just because I'm rich.
454
00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:31,980
Look what happens when
the district offers us
455
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,832
less than what we need.
456
00:17:34,985 --> 00:17:36,052
Melissa, I'm sorry.
457
00:17:36,154 --> 00:17:37,653
No, I'm sorry, Barb.
458
00:17:37,755 --> 00:17:40,523
See, we usually help each
other out, and this time,
459
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,558
we went after each other
like a bunch of peasants
460
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:45,127
being tossed a single ham from a wagon.
461
00:17:45,229 --> 00:17:47,062
Yeah, I-I was gonna say that
we forgot we were a team,
462
00:17:47,164 --> 00:17:48,964
but that was beautiful, too, I guess.
463
00:17:48,989 --> 00:17:50,743
Remember when the district said
they would get us a projector
464
00:17:50,768 --> 00:17:52,701
- for every room, and they sent one?
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:54,469
We're pretty good at sharing it, though.
466
00:17:54,572 --> 00:17:55,704
Which reminds me, Janine,
I need it back.
467
00:17:55,806 --> 00:17:56,905
Okay.
468
00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:59,074
You know, I should apologize, too.
469
00:17:59,176 --> 00:18:00,676
I know keeping those kids off the pipe
470
00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:02,711
is only a small piece of what we do.
471
00:18:02,813 --> 00:18:04,580
Mr. Morton, I accept your apology.
472
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,968
I have nothing to apologize for.
473
00:18:05,993 --> 00:18:07,159
I said I accept.
474
00:18:21,498 --> 00:18:24,799
Have a good day, girls.
475
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:26,867
Damn, she looks like
the grown-up version of you,
476
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,603
like if your proportions
were stretched out
477
00:18:28,705 --> 00:18:31,272
- to a normal length.
- Haha, we get it, Ava. I'm short.
478
00:18:31,374 --> 00:18:34,075
It's just science, girl.
Don't be mad about facts.
479
00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:37,378
Wh...
480
00:18:37,403 --> 00:18:38,561
- Hey.
- Hi.
481
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:39,818
What's up?
482
00:18:39,843 --> 00:18:41,493
Uh, yeah. I came through.
483
00:18:41,518 --> 00:18:43,184
I didn't even realize you knew
where I worked.
484
00:18:43,286 --> 00:18:45,886
I mean, yeah, it's, like,
the biggest part of your life.
485
00:18:45,911 --> 00:18:47,824
I do listen, you know?
486
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:50,091
Cool.
487
00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:51,626
It's very Janine in here.
488
00:18:51,728 --> 00:18:53,894
- Yeah.
- I mean that in a good way.
489
00:18:53,997 --> 00:18:56,597
Didn't know there was a bad way
to mean it.
490
00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:58,733
Ahh.
491
00:18:59,902 --> 00:19:01,568
Has Mom ever been here?
492
00:19:04,807 --> 00:19:06,107
That's crazy. Do you hear yourself?
493
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:07,808
Yeah.
494
00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:10,044
I guess things have always been
a little rocky
495
00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:12,446
in our family, so...
496
00:19:12,548 --> 00:19:14,481
Hey, you think that's why
you moved to the Rockies?
497
00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:17,584
'Cause of the...
498
00:19:21,257 --> 00:19:22,957
Hey, could you help me out
with something?
499
00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:25,893
I don't think comedy is something
you can teach, you know?
500
00:19:25,995 --> 00:19:27,762
I feel like it's more something innate.
501
00:19:27,864 --> 00:19:29,829
You know what? I was talking
about that projector.
502
00:19:29,854 --> 00:19:31,484
I need help taking it back
to Gregory's room.
503
00:19:31,509 --> 00:19:33,243
- It's a little heavy.
- Oh, thank God.
504
00:19:33,268 --> 00:19:35,101
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
505
00:19:37,505 --> 00:19:39,806
Mrs. Howard, I forgot to give you this.
506
00:19:39,908 --> 00:19:41,074
Is it too late?
507
00:19:41,176 --> 00:19:45,011
Oh, sweetheart, perfect timing.
508
00:19:45,113 --> 00:19:46,146
Thank you.
509
00:19:46,247 --> 00:19:47,513
You're welcome.
510
00:19:47,615 --> 00:19:49,315
- Bye.
- Bye.
511
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:53,186
You know, even after all of
these years as a teacher,
512
00:19:53,288 --> 00:19:57,824
I still have to stop and remind
myself why I'm still here.
513
00:19:57,926 --> 00:19:59,492
It's not my paycheck,
514
00:19:59,594 --> 00:20:02,127
certainly not the perks
from the people who sign it,
515
00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:05,964
it's about the people who show
up here every blessed day...
516
00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:09,768
The dedicated teachers
and the wonderful students.
517
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,337
That's what I love most
about the lotion.
518
00:20:12,439 --> 00:20:15,485
When I put it on, it reminds me
519
00:20:15,509 --> 00:20:18,276
that this school, my peers,
520
00:20:18,378 --> 00:20:21,980
these students... We're all we have,
521
00:20:22,083 --> 00:20:25,751
and we all appreciate
each other so much.
522
00:20:26,954 --> 00:20:30,355
Although, a $50
Buffalo Wild Wing gift card
523
00:20:30,457 --> 00:20:32,316
wouldn't hurt anybody.
524
00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:34,240
Ava, you need to see this.
525
00:20:34,516 --> 00:20:36,438
What's this? From the district?
526
00:20:36,463 --> 00:20:38,396
"Principal Coleman, we are
writing to inform you
527
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:40,398
that the petition to change
Abbott Elementary
528
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,500
into a Legendary Charter
will be coming in front of
529
00:20:42,603 --> 00:20:44,502
the school board in..."
530
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,641
Hey, Philly, it's
time for our 30-second quiz,
531
00:20:52,666 --> 00:20:55,585
where one fan has a chance
to win $1,000.
532
00:20:55,610 --> 00:20:57,010
Here we go.
533
00:20:58,074 --> 00:20:59,640
Alright, fans, I'm here with...
534
00:20:59,742 --> 00:21:00,807
What's your name, sir?
535
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:01,975
Mr. Johnson.
536
00:21:02,078 --> 00:21:05,369
Okay, Mr. Johnson, do you
want to play our 30-second quiz
537
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,291
for a chance to win $1,000?
538
00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:08,830
Put some time on the clock, Christian.
539
00:21:08,855 --> 00:21:10,227
Okay.
540
00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:14,187
In 30 seconds, can you name
10 cleaning products?
541
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,752
They gave you $1,000?
542
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,061
And a $50 gift card
to Buffalo Wild Wings.
543
00:21:21,163 --> 00:21:22,529
Oh.
544
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:26,614
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