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Roll up, roll up for
the magical mystery tour,
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step right this way
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Roll up...
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Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
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that's an invitation
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to make a reservation
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The magical mystery tour
is waiting to take you away
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waiting to take you away
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Roll up...
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Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
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got everything you need
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satisfaction guaranteed
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The magical mystery tour
is hoping to take you away
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hoping to take you away
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When a man buys a ticket
for a magical mystery tour�
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He knows what to expect.
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We guarantee him the trip of a lifetime.
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And that�s just what he gets�
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The incredible
MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR
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The magical mystery tour
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Roll up...
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Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
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that's an invitation
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to make a reservation
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The magical mystery tour
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is coming to take you away
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coming to take you away
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The magical mystery tour
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is dying to take you away
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dying to take you away
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take you today...
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Ceaseless nagging!
Come on, we're going to be late
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I can�t go any quicker
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Stop it!
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Come on!
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Richard B. Starkey and his aunt, Jessica
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are always arguing about one thing or another
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Oh, I'm going!
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- Oh, go! Go on!
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And what with today being Sunday
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and the weather looking up�
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you�d think they�d have given it a rest
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For goodness' sake,
Will you stop that sitting down?
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All right, all right.
What�s your hurry?
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But no. On and on they go
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Good morning,
said Richard
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�Good Afternoon, sir,�
said the courier
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They were late.
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'Allo, Flo, you all right, girl?
I'll sit here.
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Yes, I'll have the window seat - All
right, so you'll have the window seat!
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Good Morning, ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls
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Welcome to the
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Magical Mystery Tour!
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I am your courier...
Jolly Jimmy Johnson!
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- All my friends call me Jolly Jimmy
- And you are all my friends
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Over here is your hostess,
that lovely, delightful, delectable
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Wendy Winters
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And over here is our driver for the trip
- that wonderful driver
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we hope�
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Alf! Off you go, Alf!
Here we go now. Splendid!
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Fasten your seat belts please
Away-way-way we go
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Away we go, Alf, splendid!
Very comfy in the back there, is it? Lovely
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I say it's lovely.
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Get the popcorns (your popcorn) out.
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Right had arm (hand down). There we are.
Splendid. And away we go.
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Anyway, I�ll tell you something
You ain�t coming away with me anymore
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Who bought the tickets for this trip? I did.
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Yeah, with my money. (I gave you the money)
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I bought them.I�m taking you out.
You're not taking me anywhere.
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Remember that. I gave you the money, darling
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And you�ve done nothing but eye all
the fellows on the coach
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since we got here
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I dunno, since Uncle Jack died,
you�ve never been the same.
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Of course I ain�t, �cause I ain�t got
Uncle Jack, have I?
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I gotta get somebody else, haven�t I?
- I remember him... I remember him...
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If I ain't got him, I've got to get somebody
else. You should know, you're old enough at 21!
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You should do a bit of knitting,
It�d do you good.
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Who for? You?
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Should I knit for you?
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No, don�t knit for me
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Who is that man?
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Oh, that�s Mr. Bloodvessel
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He�s quite harmless.
He comes on all the trips
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He thinks he�s the (a) courier
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Last time (trip) he thought
he was the driver
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You know when I saw your first film,
I really thought you had something
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But it was...
I was only about six...
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Wasn�t it �Blue Lady�? �LADY IN BLUE�
Something like that?
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How old are you?
Myself, I'm 30...
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but I look a little younger
due to the Fair Isle sweater which...
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Excuse me, sir...
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I�d like to take a photograph
of the young lady. Do you mind?
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I don't mind if Miss Gabriella doesn't.
Well, Miss Gabriella doesn't mind.
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Can I have you up there?
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My lucky day!
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Day after day
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Alone on a hill
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The man with the foolish grin
is keeping perfectly still
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But nobody wants to know him
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They can see that he's just a fool
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And he never gives an answer
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But the fool on the hill
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Sees the sun going down
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And the eyes in his head
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See the world spinning 'round
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Well on his way
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Head in a cloud
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The man with a thousand voices
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talking perfectly loud
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But nobody ever hear him
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or the sound he appears to make
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and he never seems to notice
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But the fool on the hill
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Sees the sun going down
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And the eyes in his head
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See the world spinning 'round
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And nobody seems to like him
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they can tell what he wants to do
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and he never shows his feeling
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But the fool on the hill
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Sees the sun going down
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And the eyes in his head
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See the world spinning 'round
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And he never listens to them
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He knows that they're the fools
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They don't like him
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The fool on the hill
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Sees the sun going down
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And the eyes in his head
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See the world spinning 'round
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Good morning,
lads and lasses
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My name is Miss Winters
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Good morning, Miss Winters
Miss Winters, Miss Winters
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Yes, I just wanted to say
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If there�s anything
I can do for you�
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you know what to do...
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We at the Magical Mysteries
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only have your best interest at heart
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and your every wish is our command.
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thank you...
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As the bus leaves the town
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behind and heads for the country�
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Everything begins to change
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Well, almost everything
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And already the magic is beginning to work
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(The army sergeant is speaking
unintelligible nonsense)
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Jolly good...
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(Still speaking nonsense)
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Why?
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Why?
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Why?
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(Still speaking nonsense)
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and get your bloody hair cut!
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Jolly good, Sarge, carry on...
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On your marks... Get set...
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Go!
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Second gear! Come on!
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Who's getting in that car?
Who is it?
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Come on, come on.
We've gotta win those with the bikes!
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Stop it! Out of the road, you stupid...
He's picking the vicars up!
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Hold on, we've got 'em now, folks!
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If you look to your left,
ladies and gentlemen
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the view is not very inspiring
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Ah... but if you look to the (your) right�
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Beyond the blue horizon
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far above the clouds�
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in a land that no one knows�
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Live four or five magicians�
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Who spend their days
casting wonderful spells
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Come with me now
into that secret place�
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Where the eyes of man
have never set foot
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Where�s the bus?
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Where�s the bus?
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Where�s the bus?
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It�s coming
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Where�s the bus?
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The bus...
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The bus is ten miles north
on the Jewsbury (Dewsbury) Road
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It�s only ten miles away.
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Bus... ten miles! Soon be here.
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Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
quickly, look to your left
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Now there you see
the ancient Roman ruins
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Now they really have been
there an awful long time
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They are, in fact,
a little difficult to see
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because they�re almost
flattened to the ground
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Meanwhile, back on the bus,
things are happening and life lobbies on.
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Indeed, the magic
is so powerful
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that even Mr. Bloodvessel
emerges from his shell
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He turns to speak
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If I may take the liberty, Mister
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Be my guest - Give over!
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My dear lady...
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My dear lady, doesn�t intuition
tell you what I feel?
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Don�t interrupt...
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You bring out my�
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I...
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I love you!!
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I am the courier
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good morning... men...
and... women...
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welcome...
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I am your friendly courier
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Mr Bloodvessel is my name
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Buster Bloodvessel
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I am concerned for you
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to enjoy yourselves�
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Within the limits
of British decency
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You know what I mean
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don�t you?
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Well, don�t you?
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Yes, Mr. Bloodvessel
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I am he as you are he
as you are me
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and we are all together
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See how they run
like pigs from a gun
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see how they fly
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I'm crying
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Sitting on a cornflake
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waiting for the van to come
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Corporation t-shirts,
stupid bloody Tuesday
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Man, you've been a naughty boy,
you let your face grow long
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I am the eggman
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they are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Mister City P'liceman sitting
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Pretty little policemen in a row
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See how they fly
like Lucy in the Sky
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see how they run
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I'm crying
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I'm cry
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Yellow matter custard
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dripping from a dead dog's eye
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Crabalocker fishwife,
pornographic priestess
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Boy, you been a naughty girl
and you let your knickers down
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I am the eggman
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they are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Sitting in an English garden
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waiting for the sun
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If the sun don't come,
you get a tan from
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Standing in the English rain
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I am the eggman
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they are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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Expert texpert
choking smokers
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Don't you think
the joker laughs at you?
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See how they smile
like pigs in a sty
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see how they snide
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I'm crying
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Semolina Pilchard
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climbing up the Eiffel Tower
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Elementary penguin
singing Hare Krishna
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Man, you should have seen them
kicking Edgar Allan Poe
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I am the eggman
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they are the eggmen
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I am the walrus
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What about Five little Dickie birds
sitting on your head...
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one named Charlie and one named Fred.
Yes.
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Do that one then.
You do it with me.
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OK. Five little Dickie birds
sitting on your head, one named...
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, whoops!
Charlie, whoops! Charlie, Charlie...
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- Can you do that one?
- No.
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Yes - No!
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Yes - No!
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I�ve got a present for you,
do you know what it is?
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No
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Have a guess
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00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:13,400
No
267
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400
Come on, have a guess
268
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:14,920
No
269
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,800
Have a guess
270
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:16,400
No
271
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:17,600
Have a guess!
272
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,920
No!
273
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,880
Well, you�re going to get it anyway
274
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,720
What's that? Wait a Mo, wait a Mo.
275
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,600
Do you want to blow it?
276
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,600
No
277
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,600
All right,
should we give it to George?
278
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,600
Yeah
279
00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:43,044
There you are, George.
280
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,800
Thank you
281
00:30:46,312 --> 00:30:52,018
George, George, George, George,
Oops! George, Oops! George, George...
282
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,400
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I have your attention please?
283
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:00,680
Our estimated time of arrival for luncheon
is approximately one fifteen
284
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:01,720
thank you
285
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:03,720
Now, shut up
286
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,320
Shut up to me!
287
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,600
I�ve had enough of it!
288
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:10,280
I can�t stand it any more!
I�m getting off! Off!
289
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:11,800
Don�t get hysterical
290
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,120
Aunt Jessie�s hungry
291
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,920
And she�s dreaming
292
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,000
She�s dreaming about food
293
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,720
food
294
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,000
food
295
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,320
Beautiful food
296
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,480
Oh, lettuce (food)...
297
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,120
potatoes (food)...
298
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,000
apples (food)...
299
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:49,720
food
300
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,200
oh lovely food
301
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,280
Lots and lots of spaghetti
302
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,080
This time I mean it
303
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,880
I can�t breathe any more.
304
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,920
It�s too much
305
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,600
All this mud
306
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,680
in forty-five minutes?
307
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,320
I can hardly get my breath
308
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,400
It�s intake, Jessie
309
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:20,920
not output
310
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,320
I am, I am!
I am already
311
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,200
Three times this week already
312
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,800
For goodness sake
313
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,200
Jessie, sit down
314
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,280
remember...
315
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,680
I don�t care!
316
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,800
This is the way
he would have wanted it
317
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,600
Penendello (Pirandello),
help me up the stairs
318
00:34:13,853 --> 00:34:15,955
Yes, lady.
319
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:01,480
Wake up, Jessie
320
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:03,080
It�s time to go
321
00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:21,420
There's no business like show business,
there's no business I know.
322
00:35:22,054 --> 00:35:25,124
Everything about it is so appealing.
323
00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:29,295
Let's go on wit' show.
324
00:36:03,462 --> 00:36:05,531
Ta da!
325
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:06,920
Here we are again!
326
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,800
Everybody up and quickly in your seats.
327
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:21,000
There's a fog upon L.A.
328
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:27,800
And my friends
have lost their way
329
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,800
We'll be over soon they said
330
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,280
Now they've lost
themselves instead
331
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,680
Please don't be long
332
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:53,400
please don't you be very long
333
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,000
Please don't be long
334
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,120
or I may be asleep
335
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,880
Well it only goes to show
336
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,080
Ask a policeman on the street
337
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,680
Ask a policeman on the street
338
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,200
There's so many there to meet
339
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,080
Please don't be long
340
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,600
please don't you be very long
341
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,520
Please don't be long
342
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,400
or I may be asleep
343
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,600
Now it's past my bed I know
344
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,000
And I'd really like to go
345
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,600
Soon will be the break of day
346
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,200
Sitting here in Blue Jay Way
347
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,320
Please don't be long
348
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:17,480
please don't you be very long
349
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,120
Please don't be long
350
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:25,000
or I may be asleep
351
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,920
Please don't be long
352
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,000
please don't you be very long
353
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,800
Please don't be long
354
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,200
Well, well, well
355
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,800
They are a happy crowd
356
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,400
Come on, come on (Go on. Come along)
357
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:15,720
Back on the bus...
come on
358
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,400
Oh! I wonder what the magicians
are cooking up now?
359
00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:33,425
Ready!
360
00:41:35,761 --> 00:41:37,763
Tea up, fellas.
361
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,800
Talk about your magical mysteries�
362
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,800
I've spent half an hour
looking for that sugar
363
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,720
I was (spent) half an hour
looking for that (the) sugar
364
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:48,680
Is there one for me?
365
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,920
Aye, there's one over here, Richie (Richard)
366
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,080
Oh, how are you, Bonzo? All right?
367
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,120
Any news of the bus?
368
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,320
The bus? It's ten miles north
on the Jewsbury (Dewsbury) Road
369
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,120
And they�re having a lovely time
370
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,280
they�re having a lovely time
371
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,400
they�re having a lovely time
372
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,680
Could you tell me
what�s next on the agenda?
373
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,680
A Song
374
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,000
No, no
375
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:17,320
not you
376
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,280
Them!
377
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,280
On the bus!
378
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:27,413
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
Have you then? Ah!
379
00:42:27,513 --> 00:42:30,582
There they are a-standing in a row!
380
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,200
Come on, join in.
What�s the matter with you?
381
00:42:41,060 --> 00:42:44,730
Toot Toot Tootsie goodbye!...
382
00:43:09,822 --> 00:43:15,694
Val-deri, Val-dera, Val-deri,
Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
383
00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:31,910
When Irish eyes are smiling...
384
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,520
Ladies and gentlemen,
385
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,200
when the coach stops,
386
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,400
would the gentlemen
please follow Mr. Johnson?
387
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,480
And the ladies stay with me
388
00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:03,635
Here we are now, off we go.
389
00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:06,738
In for a jolly evening with Jolly Jimmy.
This way!
390
00:45:13,178 --> 00:45:15,214
Everybody comfortable?
391
00:45:19,585 --> 00:45:21,019
Come on, where are they?
392
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:36,520
That night Cutie called a cab
393
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,800
baby don't do that
394
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:44,280
She left her East Side room so drab
395
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,320
baby don't do that
396
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,080
She went out on the town
397
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:55,400
Knowin' it would
make her lover frown
398
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,400
Death-cab for Cutie
399
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,120
Death-cab for Cutie
400
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,480
Someone's gonna make
401
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,600
you pay your fare
402
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,120
The cab was racin' through the night
403
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,880
baby don't do that
404
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,720
His eyes in the mirror,
keepin' Cutie in sight
405
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,400
baby don't do that
406
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,200
When he saw Cutie,
it gave him a thrill
407
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,200
Don't you know,
baby curves can kill
408
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,400
Death-cab for Cutie
409
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,120
Death-cab for Cutie
410
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,800
Someone's gonna make
you pay your fare
411
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,520
Cutie, don't you play with fate
412
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,400
Don't leave your lover alone
413
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,200
If you go out on this date
414
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,720
His heart will turn to stone
415
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,000
Bad girl, Cutie,
what have you done
416
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,880
baby don't do that
417
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,800
Slippin' slidin' down-a Highway 31
418
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,480
baby don't do that
419
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:23,600
he traffic lights changed
from green to red
420
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:28,600
They tried to stop
but they both wound up dead
421
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,680
Death-cab for Cutie
422
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,680
Death-cab for Cutie
423
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:40,200
Someone's gonna make
you pay your fare
424
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,120
Someone's gonna make
you pay your fare
425
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:05,880
Someone's gonna make
you pay your fare
426
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,200
Let's all get up
and dance to a song
427
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,400
That was a hit before
your mother was born
428
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,320
Though she was born
a long, long time ago
429
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,080
Your mother should know
430
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,880
Your mother should...
431
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,920
Your mother should know
432
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,200
Sing it again
433
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,200
Let's all get up
and dance to a song
434
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:54,280
That was a hit before
your mother was born
435
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:59,480
Though she was born
a long, long time ago
436
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,880
Your mother should know
437
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,200
Your mother should...
438
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:05,720
Your mother should know
439
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,720
Lift up your hearts
and sing me a song
440
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:30,000
That was a hit before
your mother was born
441
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Though she was born
a long, long time ago
442
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:37,000
Your mother should know
443
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,800
Your mother should...
444
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,320
Your mother should know
445
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,400
Your mother should know
446
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,880
Your mother should...
447
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,320
Your mother should know
448
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,400
Sing it again
449
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:18,400
Though she was born a long, long time ago
450
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,520
Your mother should know
451
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,200
Your mother should...
452
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,600
Your mother should know
453
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,600
Your mother should know
454
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,320
Your mother should...
455
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,680
Your mother should know
456
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,600
Your mother should know
457
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,320
Your mother should...
458
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,080
Your mother should know
459
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,000
Roll up...
460
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,520
roll up for the mystery tour
461
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,280
that's an invitation
462
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,320
to make a reservation
463
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,520
roll up for the mystery tour
464
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,000
The magical mystery tour
465
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,000
is coming to take you away
466
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,600
coming to take you away
467
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,400
The magical mystery tour
468
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,680
is dying to take you away
469
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,000
dying to take you away
470
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,880
take you today
471
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,800
And that was
a Magical Mystery Tour
472
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:53,320
I told ya
473
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,800
Goodbye
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