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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,784 --> 00:00:56,194 When a woman bends over 2 00:00:56,578 --> 00:01:00,357 a man sees a jelly doughnut. 3 00:01:00,457 --> 00:01:05,078 Her brain expands. His explodes. 4 00:01:05,671 --> 00:01:10,500 Dead on arrival in her powdered jelly doughnut. 5 00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:09,935 Dad. 6 00:02:11,570 --> 00:02:13,188 Daddy? 7 00:03:11,630 --> 00:03:19,171 I can remember when we walked together 8 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:23,834 Sharing a love I thought 9 00:03:23,934 --> 00:03:27,721 Would last forever 10 00:03:29,064 --> 00:03:32,384 Moonlight to show the way 11 00:03:32,484 --> 00:03:36,480 So we can follow 12 00:03:37,698 --> 00:03:41,227 Waiting inside her eyes 13 00:03:41,327 --> 00:03:45,447 Was my tomorrow 14 00:03:46,332 --> 00:03:49,568 Then something changed her mind 15 00:03:49,668 --> 00:03:53,455 Her kisses told me 16 00:03:54,923 --> 00:03:58,794 I had no loving arms 17 00:03:59,803 --> 00:04:01,247 To hold me 18 00:04:01,347 --> 00:04:06,301 Every day I wake up then I start to break up 19 00:04:06,602 --> 00:04:10,263 Lonely is a man without love 20 00:04:10,648 --> 00:04:15,135 Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 21 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:19,306 Lonely is a man without love 22 00:04:19,406 --> 00:04:23,769 Every day I wake up then I start to break up 23 00:04:23,869 --> 00:04:27,489 Knowing that it's cloudy above 24 00:04:27,957 --> 00:04:32,236 Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 25 00:04:32,336 --> 00:04:37,249 Lonely is a man without love 26 00:04:42,972 --> 00:04:49,344 I cannot face this world that's fallen down on me 27 00:04:51,522 --> 00:04:54,550 So, if you see my girl 28 00:04:54,650 --> 00:04:58,437 Please send her home to me 29 00:05:00,572 --> 00:05:02,941 Tell her about my heart... 30 00:05:04,326 --> 00:05:08,029 One, two. One, two. Okay, go. 31 00:05:08,414 --> 00:05:11,233 We are beautiful 32 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:13,819 We are not ugly? 33 00:05:13,919 --> 00:05:16,163 We are angry? 34 00:05:27,266 --> 00:05:30,552 Hey, honey? I'm home? 35 00:05:32,104 --> 00:05:34,639 Brought you some cookies. 36 00:05:35,941 --> 00:05:37,851 Pignolia nuts. 37 00:06:00,215 --> 00:06:02,334 What's the matter? 38 00:06:03,802 --> 00:06:05,378 Somebody die? 39 00:06:15,356 --> 00:06:18,467 "If God's gift of grace or the light on your face 40 00:06:18,567 --> 00:06:23,730 "could make me forget your vagina is wet." 41 00:06:25,991 --> 00:06:26,934 Let me see that. 42 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:30,946 "To Tula, my Tula, my red flower of love." 43 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,740 What are you, a private dick? 44 00:06:34,249 --> 00:06:38,320 How different could it be, huh? It's just a hole. 45 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:40,155 You can't incriminate a man over some words. 46 00:06:40,255 --> 00:06:41,740 What do you think you're gonna find there? Peanuts? 47 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:42,992 It's poetry? 48 00:06:43,092 --> 00:06:45,077 Po... Oh, it's poetry. 49 00:06:45,177 --> 00:06:47,921 Well, I'm gonna give you some fucking poetry. 50 00:06:48,931 --> 00:06:54,169 Pink motels. White thighs. Deep fried. Shake it, bake it, rotate it. 51 00:06:54,269 --> 00:06:58,557 Swollen heads. Busted beds. Empty lots. Dirty red twats. 52 00:06:59,775 --> 00:07:02,519 - You just made that up? - I'm deep. 53 00:07:03,737 --> 00:07:05,514 A man is innocent till proven guilty. 54 00:07:05,614 --> 00:07:08,434 I'm gonna lop your power helmet right off. 55 00:07:08,534 --> 00:07:10,728 - Oh, you're gonna threaten me now? - You whoremaster. 56 00:07:10,828 --> 00:07:13,022 - You whoremaster. I smoked your ass out... - No. 57 00:07:13,122 --> 00:07:15,441 - ...you two-faced Judas! - I am not a whoremaster! 58 00:07:15,541 --> 00:07:17,401 My brothers, they're the whoremasters! Not me! 59 00:07:17,501 --> 00:07:19,612 Ever since you grew that filthy little moustache! 60 00:07:19,712 --> 00:07:20,946 I am not a whoremaster! 61 00:07:21,046 --> 00:07:25,743 Preening in the mirror like Maria Callas! Put the cologne all over my back, sweetie. 62 00:07:25,843 --> 00:07:30,748 I cook you chicken, fish, no butter low-cal this, low-cal that. 63 00:07:30,848 --> 00:07:33,800 I trim your nose hairs, you fuck! 64 00:07:33,976 --> 00:07:35,628 I swear on my father's grave, okay? 65 00:07:35,728 --> 00:07:37,129 Oh, another whoremaster! 66 00:07:37,229 --> 00:07:38,255 What's going on, Mom? 67 00:07:38,355 --> 00:07:40,216 Oh, your father went on a beaver diet! 68 00:07:40,316 --> 00:07:41,467 - This is not normal. - Grow up. 69 00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:43,802 Only a giant among idiots would marry you. 70 00:07:43,902 --> 00:07:45,137 It's all in your head! 71 00:07:45,237 --> 00:07:46,597 - What? - What's in her head? 72 00:07:46,697 --> 00:07:48,140 He's shitting out of the cup! 73 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,226 Will you listen to her? Listen to your daughter. 74 00:07:50,326 --> 00:07:52,019 Snatch hairs pasted on your lip! 75 00:07:52,119 --> 00:07:53,687 You shut up! 76 00:07:53,787 --> 00:07:55,489 It's between your mother and me! 77 00:07:56,498 --> 00:07:59,451 Knock it off! That's not fucking nice! 78 00:07:59,918 --> 00:08:01,487 It's not fucking nice. 79 00:08:01,587 --> 00:08:04,240 Even Gogo hated you. 80 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:05,783 Who's Gogo? 81 00:08:05,883 --> 00:08:07,584 I don't like animals. 82 00:08:07,968 --> 00:08:10,079 I don't like cats. I don't like dogs. 83 00:08:10,179 --> 00:08:12,873 I don't like birds. I don't like fish. 84 00:08:12,973 --> 00:08:15,376 I'm like my mother. I don't like animals! 85 00:08:15,476 --> 00:08:18,011 - Who is Gogo? - Mommy's cat. 86 00:08:19,438 --> 00:08:21,640 Every day you'll wake up alone. 87 00:08:23,525 --> 00:08:25,727 You don't even like me anymore, do you? 88 00:08:26,028 --> 00:08:30,732 I hate you with all the hate that you can hate with! 89 00:08:32,576 --> 00:08:34,569 Did you hear that? 90 00:08:34,870 --> 00:08:37,823 Did you hear what your mother said to me? 91 00:08:38,707 --> 00:08:40,276 Can you hate more than that? 92 00:08:40,376 --> 00:08:44,154 If you can, then I hate you more than that. 93 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:47,908 Then go back to him! Go back to your first love! 94 00:08:48,008 --> 00:08:50,127 Go back to him! Go! 95 00:09:00,312 --> 00:09:02,514 "I can remember when we walked together 96 00:09:03,857 --> 00:09:07,018 "Sharing a love I thought would last forever" 97 00:09:08,445 --> 00:09:13,150 I'd give anything if you'd come back to me. Anything. 98 00:09:35,472 --> 00:09:38,175 I cannot face this world 99 00:09:39,018 --> 00:09:41,720 That's fallen down on me 100 00:09:43,188 --> 00:09:47,809 So, if you see my girl please send her back to me 101 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:53,732 Tell her about my heart 102 00:09:53,907 --> 00:09:57,069 That's slowly dying 103 00:09:58,579 --> 00:10:02,775 Say I can't stop myself 104 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:06,195 From crying 105 00:10:06,295 --> 00:10:10,616 Every day I wake up then I start to break up 106 00:10:10,716 --> 00:10:14,503 Lonely is a man without love 107 00:10:14,887 --> 00:10:19,333 Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 108 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:23,428 Lonely is a man without love 109 00:10:23,729 --> 00:10:25,297 Every day I wake up 110 00:10:25,397 --> 00:10:28,008 Then I start to break up 111 00:10:28,108 --> 00:10:31,478 Knowing that it's cloudy above 112 00:10:32,279 --> 00:10:36,350 Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 113 00:10:36,450 --> 00:10:40,028 Lonely is a man without love 114 00:10:40,621 --> 00:10:45,109 Every day I wake up then I start to break up 115 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:48,995 Knowing that it's cloudy above 116 00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:53,033 Every day I start out then I cry my heart out 117 00:10:53,133 --> 00:10:54,159 Oh, three o'clock, three o'clock. 118 00:10:54,259 --> 00:10:57,254 Lonely is a man without love 119 00:10:57,846 --> 00:11:02,209 Every day I wake up then I start to break up 120 00:11:02,309 --> 00:11:05,838 Lonely is a man without love 121 00:11:05,938 --> 00:11:08,340 Every day I start out 122 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,759 Then I cry my heart out 123 00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:14,180 Lonely is a man 124 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:19,443 Without love! 125 00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:42,317 What's the problem? 126 00:12:42,618 --> 00:12:44,236 I'm a married man. 127 00:12:44,912 --> 00:12:47,322 A domestic disturbance was reported, sir. 128 00:12:47,831 --> 00:12:50,575 - Yeah, that's the problem. - Name, sir? 129 00:12:50,751 --> 00:12:52,160 Nick Murder. 130 00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:56,623 - You ever been married? - More than once, sir. 131 00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:59,543 Yeah? What went wrong? 132 00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:04,290 Everything, sir. Am now once again. Third wife, sir. 133 00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:09,010 No, no, no, one wife, that's all a man's meant to have. One wife. It's enough. 134 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,929 Yes, sir. 135 00:13:12,648 --> 00:13:14,349 What's with all the "sir" shit? 136 00:13:14,525 --> 00:13:16,302 Military habit, sir. 137 00:13:16,402 --> 00:13:18,179 Oh, yeah? What branch? 138 00:13:18,279 --> 00:13:20,188 101 st Airborne, sir. 139 00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:23,108 Navy. Sound off! 140 00:13:23,409 --> 00:13:27,646 Rat shit. Bat shit. Dirty old twat. Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. 141 00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:29,648 Eat, bite, suck, fuck, nibble, gobble, chew. 142 00:13:29,748 --> 00:13:33,952 I'm a fucking paratrooper! Who the fuck are you? Sir! 143 00:13:35,587 --> 00:13:38,457 - Marriage is combat, son. - Yes, sir. 144 00:13:38,590 --> 00:13:40,701 - And not clean combat. - No, sir. 145 00:13:40,801 --> 00:13:43,329 She's got her territory in there, I've got mine. 146 00:13:43,429 --> 00:13:47,090 She's got her army back in there. I'm out here alone. 147 00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:53,972 There's no prayer in that animal. 148 00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:57,642 - He's a selfish man, Ma. - Something should be done about him. 149 00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:00,312 Drink some water. 150 00:14:00,529 --> 00:14:02,397 I live in fear when he's around. 151 00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:06,852 I love you, Ma. I love you so much. 152 00:14:06,952 --> 00:14:11,565 I love you so much with all my heart and soul. I love you more than my real mom. 153 00:14:11,665 --> 00:14:14,193 I mean, I love her, too but I can't remember her, so... 154 00:14:14,293 --> 00:14:16,278 Rara, come on, come on. 155 00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:20,533 I love Baby, but she doesn't any spend time with me anymore. She's changed. 156 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:22,000 Enough. 157 00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:25,955 If the love ain't there it's gonna come back, Ma. 158 00:14:26,055 --> 00:14:28,924 Come on. Rara, give her some space. Come here, come here. 159 00:14:30,976 --> 00:14:32,419 Here. Come here. 160 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:36,598 What did he mean, "Go back to him?" Go back to who? 161 00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:44,523 There was someone else in my life a long time ago. 162 00:14:48,994 --> 00:14:50,612 A gentle man. 163 00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:55,909 You were married to him? 164 00:14:57,753 --> 00:14:59,538 Before the war. 165 00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:05,085 He went off to fight far, far away. 166 00:15:10,891 --> 00:15:12,717 I met your father then. 167 00:15:22,152 --> 00:15:24,972 No, I saw her coming out of the loo at her crazy sister's apartment. 168 00:15:25,072 --> 00:15:28,100 She had this headful of wet hair and was wearing 169 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,811 a soft, cream-coloured terry cloth robe. 170 00:15:30,911 --> 00:15:33,939 So I asked her. I need to borrow a piece of luggage. 171 00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:37,193 - You shacking up? - Ah, ain't nothing wrong with sex. 172 00:15:37,293 --> 00:15:39,153 You have big ones, buster. 173 00:15:39,253 --> 00:15:41,788 Yeah. Dinosaur balls. 174 00:15:41,964 --> 00:15:45,959 I'm from Brooklyn. Boys don't talk to girls like that in Brooklyn. 175 00:15:54,059 --> 00:15:57,512 I felt a sharp pain, like death. 176 00:15:59,148 --> 00:16:01,933 The girl with the kind eyes, I says. 177 00:16:02,484 --> 00:16:06,605 That's the girl. The girl I will marry. 178 00:16:22,755 --> 00:16:24,623 You rat bastard. 179 00:16:27,926 --> 00:16:29,753 I know you're in there. 180 00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:33,507 Where are you? 181 00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:39,763 Lost in the void. 182 00:16:42,775 --> 00:16:44,142 Help me! 183 00:16:46,111 --> 00:16:47,979 Somebody help me! 184 00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:58,532 God had to give me cataracts. 185 00:17:01,126 --> 00:17:05,622 One day you'll be blind like me! In the dark forever, like me! 186 00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:11,169 "Oh, sunlight of no light 187 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:16,758 "Once you were mine 188 00:17:20,062 --> 00:17:23,348 "Let me feel the pillars upon which this house rests 189 00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:34,818 "Oh, Lord God, remember me, I pray thee 190 00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:41,199 "And strengthen me, I pray thee only this once, oh, God 191 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:46,788 "that I may revenge myself upon the Philistines for one of my two eyes." 192 00:17:50,217 --> 00:17:51,577 Die, Samson! 193 00:17:51,677 --> 00:17:54,713 "Let me die with the Philistines!" 194 00:18:16,285 --> 00:18:19,571 Wait, I'm coming up. Wait! 195 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,986 I'm not the type of guy who goes up to a woman 196 00:18:26,086 --> 00:18:28,697 says, "You want to go out with me?" and then takes his dick out. 197 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:31,825 That's not my style. I'm no beast. 198 00:18:31,925 --> 00:18:33,335 What? 199 00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:39,049 I'd like to fuck a woman tennis player. 200 00:18:40,184 --> 00:18:44,054 You know, with the outfit on. And a tennis ball stuck in her panties. 201 00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:55,232 Know what I heard? Tony Curtis almost lost his sex life. 202 00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:58,443 Back in '44 he's on a Navy sub. 203 00:18:59,244 --> 00:19:00,479 A winch falls off 204 00:19:00,579 --> 00:19:03,949 hits him in the base of the spine. Right? 205 00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:06,576 Tony was paralysed. 206 00:19:06,752 --> 00:19:08,737 He was laying there, just, he was praying. 207 00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:12,541 Tony started praying that his private parts would not be dead. 208 00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:17,421 And about a week later he starts to feel a tingling. 209 00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:22,217 Tony fucking Curtis. 210 00:19:24,895 --> 00:19:26,171 What am I gonna do? 211 00:19:26,271 --> 00:19:28,549 Oh, you've got it bad, Nick. 212 00:19:28,649 --> 00:19:30,634 I told you. I warned you. 213 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,345 Chicks smell a boner 10 miles away. 214 00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:35,014 I'd be better off a fag. 215 00:19:35,114 --> 00:19:38,150 Those guys are in shape. Randolph Scott was a fag. 216 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,569 Not Randolph Scott? 217 00:19:41,161 --> 00:19:42,313 Yeah, him and Cary Grant. 218 00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:43,981 Get out of here. Not in a million years. 219 00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:46,692 The list is long. There's a lot of great fags. 220 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:48,360 Coming up. All right? 221 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:51,413 And she's a redhead. 222 00:19:51,797 --> 00:19:53,073 Au naturel? 223 00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:54,617 The whole megillah. 224 00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:58,003 It's rare. They feel more. That's scientifically proven. 225 00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:01,707 - What? - You take a natural red versus a brunette. 226 00:20:01,807 --> 00:20:06,011 Right? And you prod them both with a jolt of electric shock, mild. 227 00:20:06,729 --> 00:20:10,307 The carrot-top's gonna need 20% more anaesthesia. 228 00:20:12,151 --> 00:20:13,469 To numb the pain? 229 00:20:13,569 --> 00:20:18,106 Pain, pleasure, it's all nerve-related. The point is, they feel more. 230 00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:23,604 Nice as she is, red as her bush is fuckable as she is 231 00:20:23,704 --> 00:20:27,483 you gotta put the fire out, my friend. Attend to it. 232 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:31,787 Stamp out that Benson & Hedges bitch once and for all. 233 00:21:00,699 --> 00:21:03,860 All right, you bitch in heat you're going down! 234 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,656 Come down from there right now! 235 00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:39,020 Oh, my God! She's hot! 236 00:22:05,472 --> 00:22:07,591 - I might need some for... - No, but you don't. 237 00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:09,126 Get them when you really need them. 238 00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:10,252 - Sometimes I need - Take one. 239 00:22:10,352 --> 00:22:11,837 - ...to have some in the house. - Take one. 240 00:22:11,937 --> 00:22:13,839 Choose one you're gonna keep. Put the other ones back. 241 00:22:13,939 --> 00:22:16,300 All right. One card. I'm gonna get a card. I'm gonna choose one. 242 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,928 - Go ahead. Put the other ones back. - How the hell are you? 243 00:22:19,028 --> 00:22:20,930 - Grace. - What's the matter? 244 00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:22,681 I had diarrhoea yesterday, Grace. 245 00:22:22,781 --> 00:22:25,184 I was in the bathroom when you knocked on the door. Bad. 246 00:22:25,284 --> 00:22:27,394 You've been wronged. I feel it. 247 00:22:27,494 --> 00:22:31,565 You don't have to tell me anything. I have never met one man who was faithful. 248 00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:35,277 - You've only been with one man, Grace. - Till death do us part. 249 00:22:35,377 --> 00:22:39,698 Did you ever feel that you wanted to squeeze a kitten until the head pops off? 250 00:22:39,798 --> 00:22:41,450 All right, put this back. That's enough. 251 00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:46,379 He was a beautiful man, my Chester. A real Southern gentleman. 252 00:22:46,972 --> 00:22:51,176 Quiet. Dark. Graceful. 253 00:22:51,644 --> 00:22:54,380 I still love him with every fibre. 254 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,914 That was 20 years ago, Grace. 255 00:22:56,014 --> 00:22:59,468 Look, don't touch! Don't touch! 256 00:22:59,568 --> 00:23:03,222 - You want to buy it or not? You buy it. - I don't want to buy it. I just... 257 00:23:03,322 --> 00:23:06,475 It's good. All this ones is good. Look at... You can look as much as... 258 00:23:06,575 --> 00:23:09,728 - He's the only man I've ever loved. - He thought you were shoplifting, Ma. 259 00:23:09,828 --> 00:23:11,564 - Don't touch! - I can't help it. 260 00:23:11,664 --> 00:23:14,483 - Tell him to stick his cards up his ass. - You want me to say that? 261 00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:15,860 I'm too weak to break the chains. 262 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,070 I don't feel so good. I mean, I was up and now I'm down. 263 00:23:18,170 --> 00:23:21,282 He's been married four times. Four times, Gracie, since he left you. 264 00:23:21,382 --> 00:23:23,993 Mickey Rooney was married eight times! 265 00:23:24,093 --> 00:23:27,379 I don't care! I love Chester! 266 00:23:28,472 --> 00:23:31,842 What a woman thinks she's doing doesn't count for anything, Grace. 267 00:23:32,851 --> 00:23:34,219 Oh, Kitty. 268 00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:42,894 Okay, okay, that's enough now. 269 00:23:43,696 --> 00:23:45,681 That's enough, that's enough. 270 00:23:45,781 --> 00:23:49,018 When I see somebody hugging it's make me sick. 271 00:23:49,118 --> 00:23:51,437 I feel lonely. So lonely. 272 00:23:51,537 --> 00:23:54,489 Don't make me cry. Please, go out! 273 00:23:58,210 --> 00:24:01,163 We are not ugly 274 00:24:02,548 --> 00:24:05,417 And we are not beautiful 275 00:24:05,592 --> 00:24:07,286 No, we are angry 276 00:24:07,386 --> 00:24:09,379 - Rara, where's Mommy? - Out. 277 00:24:10,472 --> 00:24:11,540 Where? 278 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,626 We are not pretty 279 00:24:13,726 --> 00:24:16,754 I'm not supposed to say nothing. She told me not to tell you. 280 00:24:16,854 --> 00:24:18,972 No, we are angry 281 00:24:19,148 --> 00:24:21,183 Church. She went to church. 282 00:24:22,151 --> 00:24:23,560 She went to church? 283 00:24:24,236 --> 00:24:26,063 We are angry 284 00:24:26,238 --> 00:24:28,023 Went to see God, huh? 285 00:24:28,324 --> 00:24:30,442 God's everywhere. 286 00:24:30,743 --> 00:24:32,311 Don't need to go to church to see him. 287 00:24:32,411 --> 00:24:35,523 You're right, Dad. God is everywhere. 288 00:24:35,623 --> 00:24:37,066 I'm outta here 289 00:24:37,166 --> 00:24:39,485 All right, I'm hungry, let's eat. What's for dinner? 290 00:24:39,585 --> 00:24:41,286 We ate already. 291 00:24:42,004 --> 00:24:45,040 - You ate? - Pork chops. 292 00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:48,661 Without me, your father? 293 00:24:48,761 --> 00:24:50,246 Mommy didn't cook for you. 294 00:24:50,346 --> 00:24:51,664 I had three pork chops 295 00:24:51,764 --> 00:24:54,500 Your mother's down there lighting candles and a man's here starving? 296 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,002 - ...and apple sauce. - I paid for those pork chops! 297 00:24:57,102 --> 00:24:58,720 Papa wants pork chops. 298 00:24:59,104 --> 00:25:00,680 Medium rare. 299 00:25:01,357 --> 00:25:02,974 Mama ain't... 300 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:07,096 Mama ain't cookin', bastin' 301 00:25:07,196 --> 00:25:09,598 floppin' pork chops. 302 00:25:09,698 --> 00:25:11,183 - Pork chops! - Lamb chops! 303 00:25:11,283 --> 00:25:13,060 - Lamb chops! Chops, chops. - Loin chops! 304 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,354 Barometer, parameter Ooh! Barometer, diameter 305 00:25:15,454 --> 00:25:17,857 Stuck his meat thermometer and tested her barometer 306 00:25:17,957 --> 00:25:20,359 Papa pop a cork, fuckin' the pork 307 00:25:20,459 --> 00:25:23,279 Papa ate out! Gonna take out! 308 00:25:23,379 --> 00:25:25,447 Take out! Ate out! Ate out! 309 00:25:25,547 --> 00:25:27,499 Take out! 310 00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:04,570 How my heart does rejoice 311 00:26:04,670 --> 00:26:08,324 When I hear his sweet voice 312 00:26:08,424 --> 00:26:15,915 And the tempest to Him I do flee 313 00:26:16,015 --> 00:26:19,668 That to lean on his arm 314 00:26:19,768 --> 00:26:23,472 Safe, secure from all harm 315 00:26:23,647 --> 00:26:28,977 When He reached out his hand for me 316 00:26:29,194 --> 00:26:30,930 For me 317 00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:36,602 When my Saviour reached down for me 318 00:26:36,702 --> 00:26:38,354 For me 319 00:26:38,454 --> 00:26:44,109 When He reached down his hand for me 320 00:26:44,209 --> 00:26:45,778 For me 321 00:26:45,878 --> 00:26:49,406 I was lost and undone 322 00:26:49,506 --> 00:26:53,369 Without my God or his Son 323 00:26:53,469 --> 00:26:59,625 When He reached down his hand for me 324 00:26:59,725 --> 00:27:04,429 For 325 00:27:04,938 --> 00:27:10,602 Me 326 00:27:12,321 --> 00:27:15,816 What have we here? Return of the prodigal daughter? 327 00:27:16,325 --> 00:27:17,692 Come! 328 00:27:20,245 --> 00:27:21,947 Come on in. 329 00:27:43,602 --> 00:27:46,054 Never, ever gonna give you up 330 00:27:46,522 --> 00:27:49,182 "Can't get enough of your love, babe." 331 00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:52,227 "I'm gonna love you just a little bit more, Baby." 332 00:27:52,611 --> 00:27:55,856 "I'll do for you anything you want me to." 333 00:27:56,115 --> 00:27:57,649 "Let the music play." 334 00:27:58,534 --> 00:28:00,986 "Your sweetness is my weakness." 335 00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:38,265 You're the best kisser in the whole world, Fryburg. 336 00:28:38,365 --> 00:28:41,109 I'm going to make out with your whole family, Baby. 337 00:28:51,295 --> 00:28:53,705 Do it, baby! Do it! 338 00:29:02,973 --> 00:29:05,634 Didn't I make you feel 339 00:29:06,935 --> 00:29:11,973 Like you were the only man? 340 00:29:14,944 --> 00:29:20,107 Didn't I give you everything a woman possibly can? 341 00:29:21,617 --> 00:29:24,486 But with all the love I give you 342 00:29:24,662 --> 00:29:26,856 It's never enough 343 00:29:26,956 --> 00:29:29,775 I'm gonna show you, baby 344 00:29:29,875 --> 00:29:32,411 That a woman can be tough 345 00:29:32,711 --> 00:29:35,948 So come on, come on 346 00:29:36,048 --> 00:29:38,868 Come on, come on 347 00:29:38,968 --> 00:29:40,202 Take it 348 00:29:40,302 --> 00:29:44,297 Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 349 00:29:44,890 --> 00:29:46,041 Break it 350 00:29:46,141 --> 00:29:50,838 Break another little bit of my heart now, honey 351 00:29:50,938 --> 00:29:52,214 Have a 352 00:29:52,314 --> 00:29:56,810 Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 353 00:29:57,194 --> 00:30:02,649 You know you've got it if it makes you feel good 354 00:30:25,848 --> 00:30:27,541 Hello? Who's this? 355 00:30:27,641 --> 00:30:29,968 Hey, baby, it's me. 356 00:30:30,561 --> 00:30:31,970 Oh. 357 00:30:32,354 --> 00:30:33,722 Hello. 358 00:30:34,857 --> 00:30:36,509 Did you make love last night? 359 00:30:36,609 --> 00:30:37,976 Love? 360 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,637 No. 361 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:43,315 So you've lost a night. 362 00:30:44,325 --> 00:30:46,026 Oh, Nicky. 363 00:30:46,201 --> 00:30:50,072 I want you to put your finger up my asshole right now. 364 00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,076 Tula. 365 00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:57,154 My pussy's lonely, baby. 366 00:30:57,254 --> 00:30:58,280 Yeah? 367 00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:00,499 Kiss it, nasty man. Come on. 368 00:31:01,717 --> 00:31:04,662 Yeah. Give me those balls that clang. 369 00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:07,589 Don't talk like that, will you? 370 00:31:08,724 --> 00:31:11,210 Well, you know what, Nicky? I can't talk. 371 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:16,056 I'm just getting fucked by a big, hard young, circumcised cock. 372 00:31:16,857 --> 00:31:18,843 What are you talking about? Are you with somebody else? 373 00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:20,302 You're not here. 374 00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:23,563 What do you want me to do sit around and touch myself? 375 00:31:24,657 --> 00:31:26,691 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I do. 376 00:31:28,661 --> 00:31:30,445 Let me put the radio on. All right. 377 00:31:31,038 --> 00:31:32,322 All right. 378 00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:35,526 All right, all right, go ahead. 379 00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:37,611 Come on, come on 380 00:31:37,711 --> 00:31:40,739 So, I put my ass in your face and move it up and down, up and down. 381 00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:42,825 Come on and take it 382 00:31:42,925 --> 00:31:44,994 Take an other little piece of my heart now, baby 383 00:31:45,094 --> 00:31:48,330 Do you like it like that, Nicky, do ya? I'm rubbing my pussy. 384 00:31:48,430 --> 00:31:53,043 Are you getting really hard? How is your foreskin? Is it still on, is it? 385 00:31:53,143 --> 00:31:57,506 Show me your face, big boy! Yeah, that's it, nasty man. 386 00:31:57,606 --> 00:32:00,009 You know what to do. You know all the tricks, don't you? 387 00:32:00,109 --> 00:32:02,894 You know you got it 388 00:32:05,447 --> 00:32:07,149 Take it 389 00:32:07,533 --> 00:32:11,187 It's tasty, isn't it? Come on, lick the icing off me cupcakes. 390 00:32:11,287 --> 00:32:14,030 I'm rubbing myself really rubbing myself hard... 391 00:33:19,355 --> 00:33:24,309 If you're looking for trouble You came to the right place 392 00:33:25,194 --> 00:33:29,731 If you're looking for trouble Just look right in my face 393 00:33:30,741 --> 00:33:33,068 I was born standing up 394 00:33:33,661 --> 00:33:35,646 And talking back 395 00:33:35,746 --> 00:33:40,651 My daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack 396 00:33:40,751 --> 00:33:43,153 Because I'm evil 397 00:33:43,253 --> 00:33:44,663 Cousin Bo! 398 00:33:45,547 --> 00:33:47,249 What's the trouble, Kitten? 399 00:33:48,884 --> 00:33:51,503 "Breaking in a brand new broken heart? 400 00:33:52,012 --> 00:33:55,040 "Lost that loving feeling? 401 00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:57,209 "Three cigarettes in an ashtray?" 402 00:33:57,309 --> 00:33:59,628 It's worse than any song could say. 403 00:33:59,728 --> 00:34:03,174 If anyone could, the King would. I know, I know the hurt. 404 00:34:03,274 --> 00:34:05,676 Been there. Nick's been shacking? 405 00:34:05,776 --> 00:34:06,802 Not now, Bo. 406 00:34:06,902 --> 00:34:10,188 I'll lay him right out. Boom! Like that. 407 00:34:11,073 --> 00:34:14,643 No one messes with my Special K. 408 00:34:14,743 --> 00:34:16,236 All right, Baby. 409 00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:20,282 Baby, you're the 50-foot woman. 410 00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:22,776 You'd better not be getting hitched. 411 00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:25,620 No! The dummy was just too short. 412 00:34:32,469 --> 00:34:34,296 "Here's looking at you, kid." 413 00:34:39,685 --> 00:34:41,386 I got my teeth fixed. 414 00:34:47,484 --> 00:34:49,061 Good for you, Bo. 415 00:34:51,363 --> 00:34:52,598 Are you circumcised? 416 00:34:52,698 --> 00:34:54,066 What? 417 00:34:54,283 --> 00:34:56,143 Are you circumcised? 418 00:34:56,243 --> 00:34:57,652 Circularise? 419 00:34:57,786 --> 00:34:59,905 No, circumcised! 420 00:35:00,205 --> 00:35:01,857 My circulation's fine. 421 00:35:01,957 --> 00:35:05,160 No. Are you circumcised? You know? 422 00:35:06,462 --> 00:35:09,623 Does a man's calzone look better that way? 423 00:35:09,882 --> 00:35:12,334 Is it more attractive to women with... 424 00:35:13,052 --> 00:35:16,505 I'd like to fuck a woman with a backside as big as the world. 425 00:35:17,222 --> 00:35:19,208 Are you listening to me? I'm talking to you. 426 00:35:19,308 --> 00:35:20,459 Well, who wants to know? 427 00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:23,512 You cocksucker. You should have been a scientist. 428 00:35:24,730 --> 00:35:27,299 It's cleaner. It's cleaner without the foreskin. 429 00:35:27,399 --> 00:35:30,894 Most guys in pornos, John Leslie nobody better. 430 00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:32,771 Yes. I would say, yes. 431 00:35:35,157 --> 00:35:36,733 Are you circumcised? 432 00:35:37,242 --> 00:35:38,819 Hell, no. That shit hurts. 433 00:35:38,994 --> 00:35:40,980 Somebody cuts my dick it better be for vengeance. 434 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,449 One, two, three, uh! 435 00:35:45,459 --> 00:35:47,236 Hot pants! 436 00:35:47,336 --> 00:35:49,663 Hey, hot pants! 437 00:35:50,673 --> 00:35:54,376 Hot pants! Smokin'! Hot pants! 438 00:35:55,386 --> 00:35:57,246 Where it's at 439 00:35:57,346 --> 00:35:59,748 That's where it's at 440 00:35:59,848 --> 00:36:02,384 Baby, take your Fryburg 441 00:36:02,685 --> 00:36:04,336 Looks much better with time 442 00:36:04,436 --> 00:36:05,379 I fucking love you! 443 00:36:05,479 --> 00:36:07,339 - My fever keeps growing - I fucking love you! 444 00:36:07,439 --> 00:36:09,558 Girl, you're blowing my mind! 445 00:36:09,984 --> 00:36:15,264 We've got the address, no last name. Find the love shack. 446 00:36:15,364 --> 00:36:16,773 You got a weapon? 447 00:36:22,496 --> 00:36:26,158 Maybe we should stop get something bigger. 448 00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:30,746 I don't need something bigger. 449 00:36:35,509 --> 00:36:36,793 Yes. 450 00:36:37,386 --> 00:36:39,371 Do you have a decrease in libido? 451 00:36:39,471 --> 00:36:40,623 Sure. Thank you. 452 00:36:40,723 --> 00:36:44,426 Do you have a decrease in strength and/or endurance? 453 00:36:44,810 --> 00:36:49,806 Have you lost height? Are your erections less strong? 454 00:36:50,399 --> 00:36:52,301 Has your uncircumcised foreskin 455 00:36:52,401 --> 00:36:56,396 ever resulted in an adverse reaction from your partner? 456 00:36:58,157 --> 00:37:01,526 Does the shape of your glans cause you anxiety? 457 00:37:01,994 --> 00:37:05,447 Are you concerned about inadequate penile hygiene? 458 00:37:06,290 --> 00:37:08,567 If you answered, "Yes," to question one 459 00:37:08,667 --> 00:37:09,902 Mr Murder, please. 460 00:37:10,002 --> 00:37:11,904 ...or at least three of the questions 461 00:37:12,004 --> 00:37:15,791 you may be a candidate for adult circumcision. 462 00:37:16,925 --> 00:37:21,288 I heard you with Fryburg. You make loud noises and I hear them. 463 00:37:21,388 --> 00:37:22,623 You make loud noises? 464 00:37:22,723 --> 00:37:26,418 Yeah. I want to make them, too. I told my psychiatrist. 465 00:37:26,518 --> 00:37:27,670 - What? - What? 466 00:37:27,770 --> 00:37:29,429 I had nothing else to tell him. So... 467 00:37:30,356 --> 00:37:31,924 Fuck off, Fryburg. 468 00:37:32,024 --> 00:37:33,050 I'm a fucking star. 469 00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:35,678 Did he do his Richard Gere for you? Jumping all around in his jockstrap? 470 00:37:35,778 --> 00:37:36,846 Gere! 471 00:37:36,946 --> 00:37:39,098 - Richard Gere, he's hot! - Hot chocolate! 472 00:37:39,198 --> 00:37:40,266 Chetty! 473 00:37:40,366 --> 00:37:41,934 He's got an ass that yodels. 474 00:37:42,034 --> 00:37:43,185 Call me! 475 00:37:43,285 --> 00:37:46,238 Chetty, Junior! Chetty, Junior! 476 00:37:48,082 --> 00:37:50,075 Good God! Chetty! 477 00:37:50,709 --> 00:37:52,570 Mom. Fryburg, Ma! 478 00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,029 Was für ein Name ist denn Fryburg? Fryburg? 479 00:37:54,129 --> 00:37:55,781 Chester the Molester. 480 00:37:55,881 --> 00:37:57,032 You're just jealous. 481 00:37:57,132 --> 00:38:01,586 Look, I know that you know that I know that you want me, Connie-lingus. 482 00:38:01,845 --> 00:38:06,675 Don't you talk to her like that, you animal! I'll put your head in a pillory! 483 00:38:08,394 --> 00:38:10,011 Your father called. 484 00:38:10,396 --> 00:38:11,755 So? 485 00:38:11,855 --> 00:38:15,092 He wants to come to your sister's house for the holidays. 486 00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:17,102 How am I going to face him? 487 00:38:22,074 --> 00:38:24,894 Some day, somewhere, somehow 488 00:38:24,994 --> 00:38:29,531 I am going to go up in one of those metal cans and I am gonna fly away. 489 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:32,617 Far away. 490 00:38:37,298 --> 00:38:38,991 Okay, this is the block. 491 00:38:39,091 --> 00:38:41,660 That redheaded skank is going down. 492 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:48,675 Someone I belong to 493 00:38:49,685 --> 00:38:51,170 I've got your back. 494 00:38:51,270 --> 00:38:55,966 Doesn't belong to me 495 00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:59,512 Men. They blow smoke up your ass 496 00:38:59,612 --> 00:39:01,438 make you pregnant 497 00:39:01,697 --> 00:39:04,099 then go hunt for new snapper. 498 00:39:04,199 --> 00:39:08,403 Someone who can be faithful 499 00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:14,659 Who knows that I have to be 500 00:39:17,671 --> 00:39:23,494 Why must I be alone? 501 00:39:23,594 --> 00:39:27,039 So 502 00:39:27,139 --> 00:39:30,292 Why can I 503 00:39:30,392 --> 00:39:37,391 On my own 504 00:39:37,775 --> 00:39:40,310 So 505 00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:47,067 Alone from night to night you find me 506 00:39:48,827 --> 00:39:49,770 Is Tula here? 507 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:51,730 Too weak 508 00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:53,399 Does that bitch live here? 509 00:39:53,499 --> 00:39:54,859 To break the chains that bind me 510 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,368 No. 511 00:39:56,669 --> 00:40:00,322 I need no shackles 512 00:40:00,422 --> 00:40:03,667 To remind me 513 00:40:04,259 --> 00:40:08,122 I'm just a prisoner 514 00:40:08,222 --> 00:40:11,049 Of love 515 00:40:12,601 --> 00:40:14,795 For one command 516 00:40:14,895 --> 00:40:18,890 I stand and wait now 517 00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:24,597 For one who's master of my fate now 518 00:40:24,697 --> 00:40:26,064 Yeah, baby. 519 00:40:27,283 --> 00:40:30,152 I can't escape 520 00:40:30,536 --> 00:40:34,398 For it's too late now 521 00:40:34,498 --> 00:40:39,278 I'm just a prisoner of love 522 00:40:39,378 --> 00:40:41,488 Just a prisoner of love 523 00:40:41,588 --> 00:40:47,461 Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love 524 00:40:48,554 --> 00:40:52,750 What's the good of my caring 525 00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:53,876 Give it up. 526 00:40:53,976 --> 00:40:56,504 If someone is sharing 527 00:40:56,604 --> 00:41:00,382 Those arms 528 00:41:00,482 --> 00:41:03,052 With me 529 00:41:03,152 --> 00:41:07,765 Although he has another 530 00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:11,393 I can't have another 531 00:41:11,493 --> 00:41:14,021 'Cause I'm 532 00:41:14,121 --> 00:41:18,950 I'm not free 533 00:41:19,335 --> 00:41:22,571 He is in my dreams 534 00:41:22,671 --> 00:41:26,458 Awake or sleeping 535 00:41:27,468 --> 00:41:30,079 Upon my knees 536 00:41:30,179 --> 00:41:33,207 To her I'm creeping 537 00:41:33,307 --> 00:41:37,586 His very life, my very life 538 00:41:37,686 --> 00:41:40,847 Is in his keeping 539 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,345 Oh, I'm just a prisoner of love 540 00:41:46,445 --> 00:41:48,848 Thongs, half bras, full bras 541 00:41:48,948 --> 00:41:53,985 g-strings, push-up bras, teddies garter belts, crotchless panty hose. 542 00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:57,322 Fuck bloomers. That's what I sell. 543 00:41:57,623 --> 00:41:59,692 To rich, tan, bored housewives 544 00:41:59,792 --> 00:42:03,078 who take the fat from their ass-cheeks and inject it into their lips. 545 00:42:03,212 --> 00:42:06,915 If you're gonna kiss someone's arse, then you should know that's what you're kissing. 546 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,201 Personally, I think kissing's sexier than shagging 547 00:42:09,301 --> 00:42:11,370 but you're sucking on chicken fat there. 548 00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:12,496 Not that their husbands mind. 549 00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:14,832 You know, they're out buying big homes, buying paintings 550 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:17,626 going to the fucking opera taking one up the bum for the Queen 551 00:42:17,726 --> 00:42:20,546 while the misses are out sticking their fannies in my face. 552 00:42:20,646 --> 00:42:23,390 Does my bum look big in this? Can you see my cellulite? 553 00:42:23,565 --> 00:42:26,385 What they need, these women is a good old-fashioned horsefuck. 554 00:42:26,485 --> 00:42:29,305 They can buy all the new panties they want but they get stained, don't they? 555 00:42:29,405 --> 00:42:32,141 Stained panties, part of life no matter how hard you wipe. 556 00:42:32,241 --> 00:42:34,025 I think you're dead sexy. 557 00:42:35,244 --> 00:42:36,737 Not at first. 558 00:42:37,329 --> 00:42:42,576 Then one day, I looked up and I saw you working with your shirt off and your gut out. 559 00:42:43,502 --> 00:42:45,237 "That's a man" I said to myself. 560 00:42:45,337 --> 00:42:46,747 A real man. 561 00:42:46,922 --> 00:42:49,666 Someone to take me down the pub for a pint. 562 00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:55,297 You're way too old for me but I figure you only go round once in life. 563 00:42:56,015 --> 00:43:00,635 I've got, what, 75 years if I don't get hit by a bus? 564 00:43:02,354 --> 00:43:04,473 I want to kiss you, big man. 565 00:43:05,065 --> 00:43:07,893 I want to give you a big, sloppy, wet kiss. 566 00:43:09,445 --> 00:43:11,688 You won't tell anyone, right? 567 00:43:13,699 --> 00:43:15,525 Inch by inch 568 00:43:16,118 --> 00:43:19,071 the elephant fucked the ant. 569 00:43:42,895 --> 00:43:44,304 Ouch. 570 00:43:45,731 --> 00:43:47,933 I'm qualified to satisfy you. 571 00:43:49,276 --> 00:43:52,513 Don't worry, kid. We'll find the ho. 572 00:43:52,613 --> 00:43:55,690 We've got to think like Kojak. "Who loves you, baby?" 573 00:43:55,824 --> 00:43:59,945 We'll smoke her redheaded ass out then we'll let the music play. 574 00:44:00,663 --> 00:44:02,940 What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. 575 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,284 Who knows what anybody's doing? 576 00:44:07,002 --> 00:44:09,037 Some people fear the Lord. 577 00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:10,739 I fear women. 578 00:44:10,839 --> 00:44:12,958 What really happened 579 00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:15,293 between you and Roe? 580 00:44:16,679 --> 00:44:18,088 Roe 581 00:44:22,935 --> 00:44:24,553 was my first love. 582 00:44:25,854 --> 00:44:29,349 I traced her name in cowshit. She was "my first 583 00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:32,686 "my last, my everything." 584 00:44:33,696 --> 00:44:38,817 Was it, um, true, I mean, that you had... 585 00:44:39,743 --> 00:44:41,027 What? 586 00:44:42,538 --> 00:44:43,606 Um. 587 00:44:43,706 --> 00:44:45,073 Trouble? 588 00:44:45,457 --> 00:44:47,075 Only with Roe. 589 00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:49,786 With other chicks 590 00:44:50,713 --> 00:44:52,164 I'm Barry White. 591 00:44:53,173 --> 00:44:57,870 I go to the meat market I'm in and out like car service. 592 00:44:57,970 --> 00:45:01,173 - Okay, okay. - I don't mean to be crude, but it's the truth. 593 00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:04,251 Maybe I knew her too well. 594 00:45:04,351 --> 00:45:05,761 I don't know. 595 00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:07,721 Is that why she left? 596 00:45:09,565 --> 00:45:11,266 She met the Greek. 597 00:45:17,489 --> 00:45:18,724 Come here. 598 00:45:18,824 --> 00:45:19,892 Come up here. 599 00:45:19,992 --> 00:45:24,404 I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window 600 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:32,454 I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind 601 00:45:34,381 --> 00:45:39,078 She was my woman 602 00:45:39,178 --> 00:45:40,879 Spank, spank! 603 00:45:42,014 --> 00:45:46,927 As she deceived me I watched and went out of my mind 604 00:45:49,605 --> 00:45:55,060 My, my, my, Delilah 605 00:45:57,029 --> 00:46:02,776 Why, why, why, Delilah? 606 00:46:04,536 --> 00:46:07,356 I could see 607 00:46:07,456 --> 00:46:11,743 That girl was no good for me 608 00:46:12,211 --> 00:46:17,165 But I was lost like a slave that no man could free 609 00:46:19,551 --> 00:46:24,256 At break of day when that man drove away I was waiting 610 00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:27,543 The Greek! 611 00:46:27,643 --> 00:46:32,264 I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door 612 00:46:33,732 --> 00:46:35,100 Roe! 613 00:46:35,401 --> 00:46:36,635 Why? 614 00:46:36,735 --> 00:46:40,021 She stood there laughing 615 00:46:42,157 --> 00:46:47,279 I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more 616 00:46:49,456 --> 00:46:55,537 My, my, my, Delilah 617 00:46:56,839 --> 00:47:00,409 Why, why, why, Delilah? 618 00:47:00,509 --> 00:47:02,544 You stabbed me. 619 00:47:04,346 --> 00:47:07,632 So before 620 00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:11,595 They come to break down the door 621 00:47:11,854 --> 00:47:17,642 Forgive me, Delilah I just couldn't take any more 622 00:47:34,376 --> 00:47:37,738 So before 623 00:47:37,838 --> 00:47:41,784 They come to break down the door 624 00:47:41,884 --> 00:47:45,246 Forgive me, Delilah, I just couldn't take 625 00:47:45,346 --> 00:47:52,336 Any more! 626 00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:53,720 Bo? 627 00:47:55,356 --> 00:47:56,507 Roe? 628 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:57,891 Bo. 629 00:47:59,318 --> 00:48:00,602 Loser. 630 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,029 I know a guy who's tough but sweet 631 00:48:12,456 --> 00:48:15,826 He's so fine, he can't be beat 632 00:48:16,752 --> 00:48:20,205 He's got everything that I desire 633 00:48:21,090 --> 00:48:23,959 Sets the summer sun on fire 634 00:48:25,594 --> 00:48:28,213 I want candy 635 00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:32,376 I want candy 636 00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:36,263 Wait, whoa, whoa! What are you... What is going on here? 637 00:48:36,855 --> 00:48:38,215 What are you wear... That... 638 00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:41,010 Oh, my God. That's Mrs Lipshitz's daughter's dress. 639 00:48:41,110 --> 00:48:42,511 What is she gonna say if she sees that? 640 00:48:42,611 --> 00:48:44,680 She's gonna say that I look better than her daughter Stacy in it. 641 00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:45,848 That's what she's gonna say. 642 00:48:45,948 --> 00:48:46,974 - Take it off. - No. 643 00:48:47,074 --> 00:48:51,562 - Right now. Take it off. Now! - It's wasted on her. I'm not taking it off! 644 00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:53,155 They're engaged. 645 00:49:00,838 --> 00:49:05,041 You two must think I'm the cucumber in the gardener's ass. 646 00:49:06,385 --> 00:49:07,828 Your mother know about this, Chetty? 647 00:49:07,928 --> 00:49:09,705 Yes, Chetty, does your mother know? 648 00:49:09,805 --> 00:49:12,833 Fryburg does as Fryburg pleases. Fryburg is a free man! 649 00:49:12,933 --> 00:49:15,336 I don't care if he calls himself Melvin the Moon Man 650 00:49:15,436 --> 00:49:16,587 he's not marrying my daughter. 651 00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:18,797 - You're not going to come to my wedding? - I'm coming. 652 00:49:18,897 --> 00:49:20,216 Your mother's not coming to the nuptials? 653 00:49:20,316 --> 00:49:21,800 - Hold on. - Ma, you want a hit? 654 00:49:21,900 --> 00:49:24,720 If I died and was born again no, I'm not coming. 655 00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:27,223 I'm your daughter! Your baby daughter! 656 00:49:27,323 --> 00:49:28,474 I'm in love, Ma. 657 00:49:28,574 --> 00:49:30,559 Love is the vaguest word in the human vocabulary. 658 00:49:30,659 --> 00:49:33,562 - My head is full of Fryburg. - It's terrible and beautiful. 659 00:49:33,662 --> 00:49:35,564 - His lips fill my dreams. - Empty glasses. 660 00:49:35,664 --> 00:49:37,024 - When I'm away from him... - Senseless conversations. 661 00:49:37,124 --> 00:49:39,735 - ...my thoughts are of him and only him. - Cigarette ashes. 662 00:49:39,835 --> 00:49:41,403 He's my first love. 663 00:49:41,503 --> 00:49:43,572 Well, anybody can be in love. 664 00:49:43,672 --> 00:49:45,783 - I've read romances... - When you've seen your lover... 665 00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:47,868 - ...puke his guts out... - ...in prose and verse... 666 00:49:47,968 --> 00:49:50,162 - ...grow a cyst on his ass... - ...in different languages. 667 00:49:50,262 --> 00:49:52,581 - ...crush you with his beer belly... - So I must be... 668 00:49:52,681 --> 00:49:55,376 - ...stink of cheese... - I must be in love. I love Fryburg... 669 00:49:55,476 --> 00:49:57,253 - ...reach in there and rip your heart out - ...Mom. 670 00:49:57,353 --> 00:50:01,223 ...and leaves a big, empty hole then and only then can you say, "I love him!" 671 00:50:01,523 --> 00:50:04,059 Do you even love dad? 672 00:50:07,154 --> 00:50:10,941 I loved him. He pulled down the shade. 673 00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,026 Now I hate him. 674 00:50:15,496 --> 00:50:17,823 Why did you guys even get married then? 675 00:50:21,126 --> 00:50:22,411 I... 676 00:50:23,128 --> 00:50:24,579 I was lonely. 677 00:50:26,632 --> 00:50:28,041 He was handsome. 678 00:50:31,553 --> 00:50:36,508 Wild, crazy eyes, like an animal peering out of a forest on fire. 679 00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,971 You know, love doesn't... 680 00:50:43,857 --> 00:50:48,687 Not everything is cured by love, huh? 681 00:50:51,991 --> 00:50:54,310 Look, my life has been one hell of a mess 682 00:50:54,410 --> 00:50:57,529 but you are one of the reasons that I keep trying. 683 00:50:58,998 --> 00:51:00,782 Rosebud's my heartache. 684 00:51:05,546 --> 00:51:08,206 Get a life and then do love. 685 00:51:09,717 --> 00:51:12,669 Don't throw your dreams into the never-never. 686 00:51:13,262 --> 00:51:16,006 Life doesn't give you second chances. 687 00:51:18,767 --> 00:51:21,636 Come on, baby. Check it out! Check it out! 688 00:51:21,937 --> 00:51:23,513 We're gonna work. 689 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,433 Hey, you asshole. 690 00:51:37,244 --> 00:51:42,274 Tease me, tease me! Hammer me! Slam me! Drill me! 691 00:51:42,374 --> 00:51:44,443 You did it for me. For me! 692 00:51:44,543 --> 00:51:47,446 Give me all of that helldog! Pour it into my red-hot oven! 693 00:51:47,546 --> 00:51:50,199 Ooh, yeah, does it feel different? Oh, does it feel different? 694 00:51:50,299 --> 00:51:52,368 Tease me! Love me! Don't stop! 695 00:51:52,468 --> 00:51:55,371 Oh, it's so beautiful! Oh, yeah! It's so beautiful! 696 00:51:55,471 --> 00:52:01,176 Oh, yeah! I can't believe... I can't believe you cut it off for me! 697 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,297 You kill me! Oh! Yeah! Yes! I love it! 698 00:52:05,397 --> 00:52:08,425 Go on. Keep going, Nicky! You know you can! You know you can! 699 00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:10,928 You used to be an athlete, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did. 700 00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:15,107 That's it! Ooh, you filthy bugger! Oh, keep going now. I love it! I love it! 701 00:52:16,158 --> 00:52:21,196 Oh, God, yes! Oh, yeah! Like that. 702 00:52:23,749 --> 00:52:27,119 It's lovely like that! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 703 00:52:33,842 --> 00:52:37,462 Give me that fucking fairy dusting, Nick. 704 00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:55,147 You know what? 705 00:52:56,615 --> 00:52:58,608 Next time a flag rises 706 00:52:59,535 --> 00:53:01,403 you can knock on me back door. 707 00:53:02,746 --> 00:53:04,448 Marlon Brando style. 708 00:53:09,003 --> 00:53:14,249 What do you mean, up... Up your stovepipe? 709 00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:16,752 Yeah. 710 00:53:17,136 --> 00:53:18,496 Sure. 711 00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:20,005 Why not? 712 00:53:21,932 --> 00:53:23,759 Open my safe. 713 00:53:27,354 --> 00:53:28,631 This is great chicken. 714 00:53:28,731 --> 00:53:31,767 I'd better stop eating it. I'll blow up like a fucking whale. 715 00:53:32,359 --> 00:53:34,895 You don't want a fat bird for a girlfriend, do you? 716 00:53:36,405 --> 00:53:38,857 God. You are one crude broad. 717 00:53:42,077 --> 00:53:43,945 Is that what you think of me? 718 00:53:45,998 --> 00:53:49,076 I'm not a thinker. No. 719 00:53:52,379 --> 00:53:55,457 Do you think of me? Ever? 720 00:53:57,676 --> 00:54:00,879 Tell me what you like about me. And don't be fucking polite. 721 00:54:05,601 --> 00:54:07,552 The nasty way you look at me. 722 00:54:09,688 --> 00:54:11,056 Mmm-hmm. 723 00:54:12,191 --> 00:54:17,020 The way you touch your hair and you twirl it. 724 00:54:19,073 --> 00:54:20,482 Right. 725 00:54:20,741 --> 00:54:25,153 Your soft, white basket 726 00:54:25,329 --> 00:54:26,905 up in the air 727 00:54:27,623 --> 00:54:31,076 staring at me like a third eyeball. 728 00:54:33,128 --> 00:54:34,196 You're funny. 729 00:54:34,296 --> 00:54:35,664 Your... 730 00:54:39,301 --> 00:54:41,420 I don't know, just, you're... 731 00:54:43,055 --> 00:54:45,590 Your red everything. 732 00:54:50,562 --> 00:54:52,214 I really like you. 733 00:54:52,314 --> 00:54:53,932 I like you, too. 734 00:54:55,901 --> 00:54:59,563 What about our future? What are we gonna do? 735 00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:13,744 Just living till you die is hard work. 736 00:55:18,507 --> 00:55:24,880 Tell me your love is true 737 00:55:25,514 --> 00:55:30,552 Like I love you 738 00:55:42,489 --> 00:55:46,977 Too many times romantic words are spoken 739 00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:50,940 Too many words of love are said in vain 740 00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,194 Too many times a foolish heart is broken 741 00:55:55,294 --> 00:55:59,782 And left with just a memory for a token 742 00:55:59,882 --> 00:56:05,670 How can I know that you won't hurt me, too? 743 00:56:06,055 --> 00:56:08,249 Do you love me the way you kiss me? 744 00:56:08,349 --> 00:56:11,585 'Cause you kiss me like you love me 745 00:56:11,685 --> 00:56:13,671 Do you mean everything you say 746 00:56:13,771 --> 00:56:16,598 And do you say everything you mean? 747 00:56:18,233 --> 00:56:20,344 Do you love me the way you hold me? 748 00:56:20,444 --> 00:56:23,605 'Cause you hold me like you love me 749 00:56:23,989 --> 00:56:25,766 Is it only a lovely dream 750 00:56:25,866 --> 00:56:29,861 Or can I dream of a wedding day? 751 00:57:08,284 --> 00:57:10,603 Do you love me the way you hold me? 752 00:57:10,703 --> 00:57:13,731 'Cause you hold me like you love me 753 00:57:13,831 --> 00:57:18,994 Is it only a lovely dream or can I dream 754 00:57:20,296 --> 00:57:26,084 Of a wedding day? 755 00:57:39,273 --> 00:57:40,682 Tsk. 756 00:57:45,738 --> 00:57:49,191 There's nothing so magical as a woman's ass! 757 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:54,946 Give me hot broads in high heels with asses that forgot to get old. 758 00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:05,324 What is with men, huh? They think they can whip their schlongs out 759 00:58:05,424 --> 00:58:08,577 whenever they want just in broad daylight for the whole world to see? 760 00:58:08,677 --> 00:58:10,162 Give the guy a break. 761 00:58:10,262 --> 00:58:12,414 - What? - Man is a beast. 762 00:58:12,514 --> 00:58:17,837 Take myself, for instance. I see a young girl get up on a school bus 763 00:58:17,937 --> 00:58:22,265 jeans riding low, showing a thong. 764 00:58:22,858 --> 00:58:27,263 My first thought is "I want to buzz your butt." 765 00:58:27,363 --> 00:58:28,939 - Am I right? - Uh-huh. 766 00:58:29,198 --> 00:58:34,228 My second, "How could your mommy and daddy allow you to go to school like that?" 767 00:58:34,328 --> 00:58:35,771 You should be ashamed of yourself. 768 00:58:35,871 --> 00:58:39,525 I am, but it doesn't last. Blah blah blah. 769 00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:40,776 Do you know where we're going? 770 00:58:40,876 --> 00:58:44,238 Ring-a-ding-ding. All right, $1.69, plus tax. 771 00:58:44,338 --> 00:58:45,831 Where? 772 00:58:46,006 --> 00:58:49,034 Round two Baby Mazoa against Spice Wallah. 773 00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:51,753 Baby looks a little bit out of shape, there. 774 00:58:53,222 --> 00:58:54,798 Come on! 775 00:58:55,891 --> 00:58:57,710 These guys today, they can't fight! 776 00:58:57,810 --> 00:58:59,128 - Daddy. - What? 777 00:58:59,228 --> 00:59:00,296 I've got to talk to you. 778 00:59:00,396 --> 00:59:01,463 I'm in the flesh. 779 00:59:01,563 --> 00:59:03,841 Yeah, but it's something that's really really important... 780 00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:05,801 In the kidney, hit him in the kidney! 781 00:59:05,901 --> 00:59:08,012 - 'Cause I've been wrestling... - Have some liquorice. 782 00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:09,263 No, thank you. 783 00:59:09,363 --> 00:59:10,514 Where's your mother? 784 00:59:10,614 --> 00:59:11,765 Mother? 785 00:59:11,865 --> 00:59:16,486 That's it! Hit him in the stomach! In the stomach! In the stomach! Yeah! 786 00:59:18,122 --> 00:59:19,614 - Dad? - Yeah. 787 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,743 I'm going into wedlock. 788 00:59:33,262 --> 00:59:34,963 So what did your mother say? 789 00:59:37,099 --> 00:59:39,217 She says I can't... 790 00:59:42,021 --> 00:59:44,973 She says I can't marry no one. I'm... 791 00:59:46,609 --> 00:59:48,185 I'm too young. 792 00:59:50,029 --> 00:59:51,730 So she's against it. 793 00:59:53,282 --> 00:59:54,858 Right. 794 00:59:58,370 --> 00:59:59,988 And so am I. 795 01:00:01,290 --> 01:00:02,657 What? 796 01:00:03,375 --> 01:00:06,278 You guys don't even talk to one another anymore. 797 01:00:06,378 --> 01:00:08,489 Well, I don't have to talk to your mother to agree with her. 798 01:00:08,589 --> 01:00:10,415 That doesn't make any sense. 799 01:00:13,177 --> 01:00:17,798 There's a lot of things in this pothole of a life that don't make sense. 800 01:00:17,973 --> 01:00:19,591 But you do them. 801 01:00:20,059 --> 01:00:22,962 It takes me a good, solid hour plus coffee and a cigarette 802 01:00:23,062 --> 01:00:26,765 to evacuate in the morning. Does that make sense? No. 803 01:00:27,650 --> 01:00:32,187 But I do it, because when I'm high up on that bridge, I don't have a choice. 804 01:00:35,491 --> 01:00:36,858 Okay. 805 01:01:02,810 --> 01:01:04,795 Don't overreact. Let me finish what I'm saying. 806 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:06,672 What do you mean we don't know each other enough? 807 01:01:06,772 --> 01:01:08,132 - I've known you since you were born. - I know that we... 808 01:01:08,232 --> 01:01:11,886 I know. But we don't know each other like we're getting to know each other right now 809 01:01:11,986 --> 01:01:13,971 and I don't want to hop in right now. I want to date... 810 01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:16,599 Let me tell you something, Baby. It's all or nothing with Fryburg, okay? 811 01:01:16,699 --> 01:01:17,725 All or nothing! 812 01:01:17,825 --> 01:01:20,102 You take all of me or you take none of me. I live right there. 813 01:01:20,202 --> 01:01:22,938 How am I gonna show my face in this neighbourhood if you don't marry me now? 814 01:01:23,038 --> 01:01:24,940 Don't say that right now. Let's just... We love each other... 815 01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,743 What do you want me to do? You want me to change? Fryburg can't change. 816 01:01:28,669 --> 01:01:29,820 Fryburg stays like this. 817 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:31,697 - You fell in love with this. - Don't take that away from me. 818 01:01:31,797 --> 01:01:34,700 That's it! And you know what? You're not in my band anymore. 819 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,951 Oh, God. 820 01:01:36,051 --> 01:01:37,203 That's not what this is about... 821 01:01:37,303 --> 01:01:38,837 You're not in my band anymore! 822 01:01:39,722 --> 01:01:40,664 - Oh, God. - Get back here 823 01:01:40,764 --> 01:01:42,124 and let's finish the conversation... 824 01:01:42,224 --> 01:01:43,375 - I loved you! - ...like mature adults! 825 01:01:43,475 --> 01:01:45,677 No not loved. Get back here! 826 01:01:59,241 --> 01:02:00,817 Hello. 827 01:02:03,078 --> 01:02:04,571 Can I help? 828 01:02:04,830 --> 01:02:06,448 Twat did you say? 829 01:02:06,749 --> 01:02:07,775 Do you need help? 830 01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:11,036 Cunt hear you. Scum a little closer. 831 01:02:11,837 --> 01:02:13,538 What did you say? 832 01:02:15,382 --> 01:02:20,420 What kind of underwear do you think a man fancies? 833 01:02:21,513 --> 01:02:23,965 - Depends on the man. - A man with a moustache. 834 01:02:25,184 --> 01:02:26,544 What sort of moustache? 835 01:02:26,644 --> 01:02:28,136 A dirty one. 836 01:02:29,438 --> 01:02:31,056 Dirty black one? 837 01:02:32,274 --> 01:02:34,726 Yeah. You hit the nail on the head. 838 01:02:35,694 --> 01:02:37,312 I like doing that. 839 01:02:39,573 --> 01:02:42,818 I'm in the market for some underwear. The, uh... 840 01:02:43,535 --> 01:02:47,739 kind of underwear that makes a man lose his mind. 841 01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:51,701 Okay, well, I can help you with that. 842 01:02:55,965 --> 01:02:58,083 You know, a long time ago 843 01:02:58,550 --> 01:03:02,003 women didn't wear underwear if they were well-bred. 844 01:03:02,513 --> 01:03:05,173 Only prostitutes wore panties. 845 01:03:06,684 --> 01:03:10,262 Right. I didn't know that. 846 01:03:12,314 --> 01:03:15,767 Well, now you know. 847 01:03:18,487 --> 01:03:21,732 Right. Do you want to follow me? 848 01:03:25,452 --> 01:03:26,896 Oh, God, I'm dying! 849 01:03:26,996 --> 01:03:28,063 No, you're not, sir. 850 01:03:28,163 --> 01:03:29,732 I'm dying! I'm dying! 851 01:03:29,832 --> 01:03:31,400 Where is the pain, sir? 852 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:33,535 Stomach! It's his stomach. 853 01:03:34,336 --> 01:03:37,164 What did you eat, sir? What was the last thing that you ate? 854 01:03:39,758 --> 01:03:43,078 You said you were gonna leave some for me. That was a four-pound tub! 855 01:03:43,178 --> 01:03:44,671 You ate the whole tub? 856 01:03:46,932 --> 01:03:48,300 How you doing, Mr Murder? 857 01:03:51,103 --> 01:03:53,422 How you doing? How's married life? 858 01:03:53,522 --> 01:03:56,217 Better, sir. Much better. Thanks for your words of wisdom. 859 01:03:56,317 --> 01:03:58,093 - He tried to kill his self. - With what? 860 01:03:58,193 --> 01:03:59,261 Black liquorice. 861 01:03:59,361 --> 01:04:03,231 You tell your mother I apologise. You tell her 862 01:04:04,116 --> 01:04:07,895 men are seaweed. Women are oak trees. 863 01:04:07,995 --> 01:04:10,530 Amen. Men die young. 864 01:04:10,789 --> 01:04:15,327 They think they ladies' men, 24/7. Attila of the Springs and shit. 865 01:04:15,711 --> 01:04:18,455 Lips raw with love and then they be dead. 866 01:04:20,507 --> 01:04:22,626 You tell your mother I'm truly sorry. 867 01:04:24,970 --> 01:04:26,455 I know your tragedy. 868 01:04:26,555 --> 01:04:27,923 What tragedy? 869 01:04:28,307 --> 01:04:29,841 You got a loose one. 870 01:04:30,809 --> 01:04:31,877 Loose what? 871 01:04:31,977 --> 01:04:33,045 Pussy. 872 01:04:33,145 --> 01:04:35,965 Fuck you! What did you say? 873 01:04:36,065 --> 01:04:37,716 Wide fucking shores. 874 01:04:37,816 --> 01:04:40,852 You calling me used goods? Who the fuck are you? 875 01:04:41,070 --> 01:04:43,222 Second-hand love doesn't work for me, bitch. 876 01:04:43,322 --> 01:04:44,856 Don't worry, love. 877 01:04:44,990 --> 01:04:48,227 I lose interest in a man as soon as he begins to care for me. 878 01:04:48,327 --> 01:04:50,570 I'm gonna rip your can wide open! 879 01:04:57,211 --> 01:05:01,073 Hee, hee, hee 880 01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:03,208 Stop it! 881 01:05:03,884 --> 01:05:05,327 I'll kill you! 882 01:05:05,427 --> 01:05:08,998 Hee, hee, hee 883 01:05:09,098 --> 01:05:11,917 Get your fingers off me you stupid cow! 884 01:05:12,017 --> 01:05:14,344 Kick that big, red butt. 885 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:17,055 Why you try to kill yourself, sir? 886 01:05:18,190 --> 01:05:21,594 Well, brunettes are fine, man And blondes are fun 887 01:05:21,694 --> 01:05:25,181 But when it comes to getting a dirty job done 888 01:05:25,281 --> 01:05:27,983 I'll take a redheaded woman 889 01:05:29,451 --> 01:05:31,737 A redheaded woman 890 01:05:32,454 --> 01:05:37,359 It takes a redheaded woman To get a dirty job done 891 01:05:37,459 --> 01:05:39,786 I'm going to break your face! 892 01:05:40,379 --> 01:05:43,616 Well, listen up, stud your life's been wasted 893 01:05:43,716 --> 01:05:47,453 Till you've got down on your knees and tasted 894 01:05:47,553 --> 01:05:50,213 A redheaded woman 895 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,759 A redheaded woman 896 01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:57,296 It takes a redheaded woman 897 01:05:57,396 --> 01:05:59,798 Get a dirty job done 898 01:05:59,898 --> 01:06:02,176 The one in the middle's mine she looks dirty! 899 01:06:02,276 --> 01:06:05,804 Well, I don't know how many girls you've dated, man 900 01:06:05,904 --> 01:06:09,391 But you ain't lived till you've had your tires rotated 901 01:06:09,491 --> 01:06:12,194 By a redheaded woman 902 01:06:13,412 --> 01:06:14,980 Redheaded woman 903 01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:16,357 Ow! 904 01:06:16,457 --> 01:06:21,070 It takes a redheaded woman get a dirty job done 905 01:06:21,170 --> 01:06:23,371 Well, she done made that man sick. 906 01:06:27,927 --> 01:06:29,711 It's no picnic being a guy. 907 01:06:30,638 --> 01:06:32,339 Right? It's hard. 908 01:06:33,349 --> 01:06:37,552 I mean, If I was a woman I would have been a prostitute. 909 01:06:39,396 --> 01:06:43,392 I broke up with Wanda. Her ass was a travesty. 910 01:06:44,276 --> 01:06:46,812 There's just some things you can't overlook. 911 01:06:50,449 --> 01:06:52,359 What is going on out there? 912 01:06:55,663 --> 01:06:57,572 Get him, get him! 913 01:07:02,753 --> 01:07:04,871 Well, I'd run too, if I was gonna be a steak. 914 01:07:09,551 --> 01:07:10,786 Oh. 915 01:07:10,886 --> 01:07:14,881 Mrs Murder. Nice to see you. How are you? 916 01:07:15,557 --> 01:07:17,592 Every breath is a victory. 917 01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:19,469 Hiya, Mom. 918 01:07:19,645 --> 01:07:22,097 Don't you, "Hi, Mom" me. 919 01:07:26,527 --> 01:07:29,187 I told you. I told you! 920 01:07:29,989 --> 01:07:35,311 In the sixth grade, I told you "Never tell a woman your business. 921 01:07:35,411 --> 01:07:39,489 "You just do your thing and you keep it to yourself!" 922 01:07:42,584 --> 01:07:43,736 Maybe I should go. 923 01:07:43,836 --> 01:07:45,537 Sit down! 924 01:07:52,177 --> 01:07:57,424 I've got one foot on the banana peel and one foot in the grave. 925 01:07:58,225 --> 01:08:00,135 And you do this to me? 926 01:08:01,770 --> 01:08:05,640 You have got dinosaur balls, buster. 927 01:08:06,984 --> 01:08:09,178 I should have clopped them off when you were a kid. 928 01:08:09,278 --> 01:08:12,515 I'm your son, Ma! I could use some help. 929 01:08:12,615 --> 01:08:15,434 Does it look like I'm wearing a white uniform? 930 01:08:15,534 --> 01:08:17,102 I'm supposed to be number one. 931 01:08:17,202 --> 01:08:21,190 You overshot your boundaries, number one! 932 01:08:21,290 --> 01:08:24,401 You go and get yourself a mistress and on top of that 933 01:08:24,501 --> 01:08:27,029 you got yourself circumcised! 934 01:08:27,129 --> 01:08:30,115 Jesus! We're not even Jewish! 935 01:08:30,215 --> 01:08:31,492 I told him not to do it. 936 01:08:31,592 --> 01:08:34,537 Shut up! Who asked you? 937 01:08:34,637 --> 01:08:39,966 You're just like your father. And your grandfather. May they rest in peace. 938 01:08:45,356 --> 01:08:46,848 Oh, yeah. 939 01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:52,763 Nicholas Nicotine. 940 01:08:52,863 --> 01:08:58,110 Wolf lungs. The doctor says he's got wolf lungs. They're all black. 941 01:09:01,205 --> 01:09:04,366 Did I tell you his grandfather tried to have sex with me? 942 01:09:05,501 --> 01:09:06,652 Really? 943 01:09:06,752 --> 01:09:08,120 I'm telling you. 944 01:09:09,672 --> 01:09:11,824 Told me my husband was a boy. 945 01:09:11,924 --> 01:09:15,711 That he could do things to me that I couldn't imagine. 946 01:09:16,762 --> 01:09:18,080 Sexually? 947 01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:22,718 Well, yeah, sure. He wasn't talking about going to Jersey. 948 01:09:23,852 --> 01:09:25,303 Jersey. 949 01:09:25,521 --> 01:09:31,059 That man, my father-in-law had more ass than the seat on a toilet. 950 01:09:32,361 --> 01:09:35,439 Once he had an affair with his architect's wife. 951 01:09:36,031 --> 01:09:40,936 He had them over to the house. Right in front of his wife, he said to me 952 01:09:41,036 --> 01:09:43,655 "You take care of him and I'll take care of her." 953 01:09:45,624 --> 01:09:47,659 Like I was his whore! 954 01:09:48,877 --> 01:09:50,579 You can't do that nowadays. 955 01:09:51,046 --> 01:09:52,956 His own daughter-in-law. 956 01:09:53,465 --> 01:09:55,333 He was dancing with her. 957 01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:57,961 He was a good dancer. 958 01:09:59,179 --> 01:10:00,756 And the woman 959 01:10:01,056 --> 01:10:03,375 Mrs Thompson was her name 960 01:10:03,475 --> 01:10:05,260 she had no bloomers on. 961 01:10:05,644 --> 01:10:07,763 I seen it when he twirled her. 962 01:10:09,607 --> 01:10:12,768 My mother-in-law was in the kitchen pulling her hair out. 963 01:10:17,239 --> 01:10:20,067 And now this bastard goes and does the same thing. 964 01:10:20,868 --> 01:10:23,195 It's in the genes. He can't help it. 965 01:10:25,247 --> 01:10:27,157 That long ago dance. 966 01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:29,868 I'm telling you 967 01:10:30,669 --> 01:10:32,788 I don't think I'm over it yet. 968 01:10:34,089 --> 01:10:38,126 Three generations of whoremasters. 969 01:10:42,681 --> 01:10:44,333 Ever been on a plane? 970 01:10:44,433 --> 01:10:46,760 No. Never. 971 01:10:49,021 --> 01:10:50,172 Someday. 972 01:10:50,272 --> 01:10:53,225 Yeah. Someday. 973 01:10:54,944 --> 01:10:56,645 - Look, Tula... - Nicky? 974 01:11:01,450 --> 01:11:03,102 You shaved your moustache. 975 01:11:03,202 --> 01:11:04,820 Yeah, yeah. It's gone. 976 01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:07,823 Forever? 977 01:11:12,169 --> 01:11:13,870 You know, I could never... 978 01:11:14,255 --> 01:11:17,749 I can never find the right words to say what I'm trying to say. 979 01:11:18,425 --> 01:11:21,086 Then don't say anything. 980 01:11:24,181 --> 01:11:25,624 We gotta stop. 981 01:11:25,724 --> 01:11:27,084 No. No, it doesn't. 982 01:11:27,184 --> 01:11:29,928 - Yeah. We're through. It's over. - No! 983 01:11:30,938 --> 01:11:34,300 Come on. We deserve each other. 984 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:36,677 Huh. You may be right about that, but... 985 01:11:36,777 --> 01:11:39,229 I am! You were meant for me. 986 01:11:40,322 --> 01:11:43,483 Look, I almost love you. 987 01:11:46,578 --> 01:11:48,363 "Killing me softly." 988 01:11:49,790 --> 01:11:51,066 I gotta go home. 989 01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:52,784 Home? 990 01:11:54,420 --> 01:11:56,204 Where is home? 991 01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:03,086 A place where a girl with kind eyes named Kitty lives. 992 01:12:06,599 --> 01:12:07,958 I love my wife. 993 01:12:08,058 --> 01:12:09,210 Yeah. 994 01:12:09,310 --> 01:12:10,669 She's not gonna take you back. 995 01:12:10,769 --> 01:12:12,387 Yeah, we'll see. I... 996 01:12:13,689 --> 01:12:15,390 You fit into me. 997 01:12:17,443 --> 01:12:18,852 You know. 998 01:12:19,862 --> 01:12:21,438 But I gotta change. 999 01:12:22,573 --> 01:12:25,317 I'm a slow learner, but I'm gonna change. 1000 01:12:25,993 --> 01:12:28,737 You wouldn't be able to say that if I was licking your balls. 1001 01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:32,407 It'd be hard. 1002 01:12:32,666 --> 01:12:35,194 Yeah, it'd be hard. It'd be rock hard. 1003 01:12:35,294 --> 01:12:37,655 Yeah, look, there's more to life than that, Tula. Okay. 1004 01:12:37,755 --> 01:12:39,365 I let you in. 1005 01:12:39,465 --> 01:12:44,787 I let you open my apple like a fucking flower in the fucking rain, you fuck! 1006 01:12:44,887 --> 01:12:46,747 There's more to life than a hard on, okay? 1007 01:12:46,847 --> 01:12:50,626 No, there's not! It starts there, doesn't it? 1008 01:12:50,726 --> 01:12:52,586 That's where life starts. 1009 01:12:52,686 --> 01:12:54,255 - Let me suck you before you leave me. - No. 1010 01:12:54,355 --> 01:12:55,506 - Go on. - No. 1011 01:12:55,606 --> 01:12:57,099 No! 1012 01:13:15,626 --> 01:13:19,413 Under here 1013 01:13:20,214 --> 01:13:24,209 You just take my breath away 1014 01:13:24,927 --> 01:13:26,996 Under here 1015 01:13:27,096 --> 01:13:31,508 The water flows over my head 1016 01:13:31,767 --> 01:13:33,719 I can hear 1017 01:13:34,061 --> 01:13:37,548 The little fishes 1018 01:13:37,648 --> 01:13:41,260 Under here whispering 1019 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,597 Your most terrible name 1020 01:13:44,697 --> 01:13:47,016 Under here 1021 01:13:47,116 --> 01:13:51,270 They've given me starfish for eyes 1022 01:13:51,370 --> 01:13:54,523 And your head 1023 01:13:54,623 --> 01:14:01,197 Is a big red balloon 1024 01:14:01,297 --> 01:14:06,202 Under here your huge hand is heavy on my chest 1025 01:14:06,302 --> 01:14:09,121 And under here, sir 1026 01:14:09,221 --> 01:14:12,541 Your lovely voice retreats 1027 01:14:12,641 --> 01:14:15,377 And yes 1028 01:14:15,477 --> 01:14:23,018 You take my breath away 1029 01:15:03,359 --> 01:15:06,186 And I glow 1030 01:15:06,695 --> 01:15:10,774 With the greatness 1031 01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:18,407 Of my hate for you 1032 01:15:55,369 --> 01:15:56,395 Kitty, I... 1033 01:15:56,495 --> 01:15:57,771 - Stay away from me. - Please. 1034 01:15:57,871 --> 01:15:59,440 - I'm not talking to you. - I'm your husband. 1035 01:15:59,540 --> 01:16:01,942 I know that, you're the one that forgot it. 1036 01:16:02,042 --> 01:16:03,319 Can't you forgive? 1037 01:16:03,419 --> 01:16:04,653 The die is cast. 1038 01:16:04,753 --> 01:16:05,905 From the bottom of my heart... 1039 01:16:06,005 --> 01:16:07,490 You made your bed. Go lie in it 1040 01:16:07,590 --> 01:16:09,241 - I apologise. - ...with your slut! 1041 01:16:09,341 --> 01:16:10,493 I know I lied to you. 1042 01:16:10,593 --> 01:16:11,869 Point blank. 1043 01:16:11,969 --> 01:16:14,747 Can't you give me one more chance? Please! 1044 01:16:14,847 --> 01:16:17,924 I'll do anything. Anything. I'll give you anything. 1045 01:16:20,519 --> 01:16:22,220 I love you. 1046 01:16:22,479 --> 01:16:25,299 Maybe I don't know how to show it like they do in the movies or in books 1047 01:16:25,399 --> 01:16:28,060 but I love. I have love to give! 1048 01:16:33,324 --> 01:16:37,110 I don't want your tired gestures of love. 1049 01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:53,377 This is a man's world 1050 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:59,091 This is a man's world 1051 01:17:02,603 --> 01:17:06,932 But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing 1052 01:17:08,067 --> 01:17:11,395 Without a woman or a girl 1053 01:17:16,909 --> 01:17:18,269 You see 1054 01:17:18,369 --> 01:17:19,812 Oh, my God, a dog! 1055 01:17:19,912 --> 01:17:22,155 Man made the train 1056 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,160 To carry the heavy load 1057 01:17:29,129 --> 01:17:31,540 Man made the electric light 1058 01:17:32,424 --> 01:17:35,293 To take us out of the dark 1059 01:17:37,846 --> 01:17:40,799 Man made the boat for the water 1060 01:17:42,226 --> 01:17:44,386 Like Noah made the Ark 1061 01:17:44,770 --> 01:17:49,558 This is a man's, man's, man's world 1062 01:17:49,858 --> 01:17:53,103 But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing 1063 01:17:53,529 --> 01:17:55,939 Without a woman or a girl 1064 01:18:01,120 --> 01:18:05,949 He's lost in the wilderness 1065 01:18:08,961 --> 01:18:10,829 He's lost 1066 01:18:13,507 --> 01:18:15,542 In bitterness 1067 01:18:26,353 --> 01:18:30,057 I tell myself what's done is done 1068 01:18:30,941 --> 01:18:34,519 I tell myself don't be a fool 1069 01:18:56,383 --> 01:18:59,961 Whoa, whoa, mister, hey! What do you think you're doing? 1070 01:19:00,554 --> 01:19:02,047 Shovelling. 1071 01:19:02,348 --> 01:19:04,834 Not in my yard. Hey! 1072 01:19:04,934 --> 01:19:06,418 What are we, peeping Toms? 1073 01:19:06,518 --> 01:19:07,753 Buddy, you don't have to put this here... 1074 01:19:07,853 --> 01:19:12,967 This is my boyfriend! My boyfriend! My one and only! 1075 01:19:13,067 --> 01:19:15,886 He's the Fruitman. I know who he is. He works at the Big R. 1076 01:19:15,986 --> 01:19:19,223 You got one beautiful pair of little hills there, lady. 1077 01:19:19,323 --> 01:19:22,776 - What? - I watch you like dessert. 1078 01:19:23,077 --> 01:19:26,313 Bending over in them tight little clamdiggers. 1079 01:19:26,413 --> 01:19:30,200 Feeling the tomatoes. Squeezing them. 1080 01:19:31,001 --> 01:19:35,072 Full moons. Grand, wide open cans. 1081 01:19:35,172 --> 01:19:39,785 Oh, woman's ass! Roundly defeating man's in every class! 1082 01:19:39,885 --> 01:19:41,328 Frances, that's enough! 1083 01:19:41,428 --> 01:19:42,788 - Shut up, Ma! - Don't you talk to me... 1084 01:19:42,888 --> 01:19:47,459 You didn't want me to have a boyfriend! You never did! You want them all to yourself! 1085 01:19:47,559 --> 01:19:49,253 The Fruitman's here to stay, Mommy! 1086 01:19:49,353 --> 01:19:50,504 - Don't you talk that way to me! - Hey! 1087 01:19:50,604 --> 01:19:52,798 What the hell's going on out here? 1088 01:19:52,898 --> 01:19:56,768 Die, you bastard! Go on, throw it in his fucking face! 1089 01:20:08,831 --> 01:20:11,150 You just twisted the cap off the tube, buddy. 1090 01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:13,235 When's the last time you and your wife had sex? 1091 01:20:13,335 --> 01:20:14,987 She hasn't been fucked in over a year! 1092 01:20:15,087 --> 01:20:17,323 - Tobacco Road! - Come on, kumquat! 1093 01:20:17,423 --> 01:20:18,991 Fruitman, in the street! 1094 01:20:19,091 --> 01:20:21,785 - In the street! In the street! - In the street! 1095 01:20:21,885 --> 01:20:25,964 Wait, wait, wait! Hey, what are you doing? What do you think you're doing? 1096 01:20:29,393 --> 01:20:31,011 She speaks to me. 1097 01:20:36,275 --> 01:20:38,177 Over here, Magoo! 1098 01:20:38,277 --> 01:20:39,595 Come on. Come on. Time for school! 1099 01:20:39,695 --> 01:20:41,104 - Come on! - Ding dong, baby! 1100 01:20:42,031 --> 01:20:43,474 What's the matter, can't you smell me? 1101 01:20:43,574 --> 01:20:46,943 - Come here. - Sad fuck! Come on, kill him! Murder him! 1102 01:20:48,996 --> 01:20:50,564 - Time for school, baby. - Come on. 1103 01:20:50,664 --> 01:20:53,901 Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Come on! 1104 01:20:54,001 --> 01:20:55,152 Hit him! 1105 01:20:55,252 --> 01:20:59,998 Get him! Murder him! Come on! Get him! Get in there! Punch him! 1106 01:21:05,054 --> 01:21:06,121 Come on, hurry up! 1107 01:21:06,221 --> 01:21:07,665 Ow, you fuck! 1108 01:21:07,765 --> 01:21:12,253 It must be him, it must be him 1109 01:21:12,353 --> 01:21:14,839 Or I shall die 1110 01:21:14,939 --> 01:21:18,850 Get him! Come on! Kill him! Punch him! Kill him! 1111 01:21:22,488 --> 01:21:26,559 Give me a slap! Come on! Punch him, I wanna see some blood! 1112 01:21:26,659 --> 01:21:29,694 Show me you love me! Dickhead, show me you fucking love me! 1113 01:21:29,995 --> 01:21:31,696 Choke him! That's it! 1114 01:21:32,247 --> 01:21:34,908 Sweetheart! Watch out! 1115 01:21:37,503 --> 01:21:39,913 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1116 01:21:40,297 --> 01:21:44,034 Fuck! She hit me with a fucking tree! 1117 01:21:44,134 --> 01:21:49,089 Fucking troublemaker! I'll kill you with a Glamour Stretcher! 1118 01:21:52,810 --> 01:21:55,887 Come on, you skinny thing. Come on, you bastard. 1119 01:21:58,440 --> 01:22:02,511 It must be him, it must be him 1120 01:22:02,611 --> 01:22:05,897 Or I shall die 1121 01:22:28,470 --> 01:22:33,008 My name is Rosebud. I did not begin right. 1122 01:22:33,809 --> 01:22:36,928 If I was ever well it was before I can remember. 1123 01:22:37,980 --> 01:22:43,101 We're a crazy family but there's love still here. 1124 01:22:44,737 --> 01:22:48,023 Our next door neighbours are mean people. 1125 01:22:48,198 --> 01:22:51,393 Frances' mother was in a circus. She was an acrobat. 1126 01:22:51,493 --> 01:22:55,197 And she tried and tried to have a baby and finally she had Frances 1127 01:22:55,664 --> 01:23:00,820 a foul-mouthed, spoiled princess who fell in love with The Fruitman 1128 01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:04,289 who was born without a brain and a pea for a heart. 1129 01:23:05,591 --> 01:23:10,003 This is my statement of feelings. Thank you very much. 1130 01:23:39,792 --> 01:23:41,493 Rara, where are you going? 1131 01:23:51,470 --> 01:23:53,505 So how are you? 1132 01:23:54,598 --> 01:23:56,591 Fine. You? 1133 01:24:01,689 --> 01:24:03,265 My head hurts. 1134 01:24:16,578 --> 01:24:20,490 "Will there be any stars any stars in my crown 1135 01:24:23,586 --> 01:24:26,204 "When the evening sun goes down? 1136 01:24:29,008 --> 01:24:32,169 "Will there be any stars in my crown?" 1137 01:24:45,774 --> 01:24:47,392 What can I say? 1138 01:24:48,819 --> 01:24:50,645 There's nothing to say. 1139 01:24:59,663 --> 01:25:01,156 Ethel Merman. 1140 01:25:08,714 --> 01:25:10,616 What about Ethel Merman? 1141 01:25:10,716 --> 01:25:13,460 - I never liked Ethel Merman. - Yeah? 1142 01:25:14,970 --> 01:25:20,626 When I took you to see her she intruded on our aloneness 1143 01:25:20,726 --> 01:25:23,879 with that foghorn of a voice. 1144 01:25:23,979 --> 01:25:25,631 There's lots of kinds of singers. 1145 01:25:25,731 --> 01:25:28,183 - Ethel belted. - Yeah. 1146 01:25:30,235 --> 01:25:33,055 Didn't... Didn't Ernest Borgnine give her a smack? 1147 01:25:33,155 --> 01:25:34,523 Yep. Yep. 1148 01:25:36,075 --> 01:25:40,362 Gave her the bloody end of the stick. Marriage lasted a week. 1149 01:25:42,831 --> 01:25:45,367 Well, you can't blame Ernie. 1150 01:25:46,043 --> 01:25:49,955 "You Can't Get A Man With A Gun" would drive any man crazy. 1151 01:25:55,261 --> 01:25:56,704 Ray Middleton, him I liked. 1152 01:25:56,804 --> 01:25:58,213 Hmm. 1153 01:26:11,527 --> 01:26:15,605 The girl that I marry would have to be 1154 01:26:16,615 --> 01:26:20,318 Soft and as pink as a nursery 1155 01:26:22,121 --> 01:26:25,824 The girl I call my own 1156 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:31,246 Would wear satin and laces 1157 01:26:32,047 --> 01:26:34,374 And smell like cologne 1158 01:28:13,816 --> 01:28:18,729 Dear Father, forgive me for I have sinned. It's been... 1159 01:28:20,072 --> 01:28:24,192 twenty, thirty years since my last confession. 1160 01:28:27,246 --> 01:28:29,489 Do you believe in God? 1161 01:28:30,082 --> 01:28:33,452 I don't know. I'd like to. 1162 01:28:43,095 --> 01:28:46,298 I'm a jealous, selfish man. 1163 01:28:48,851 --> 01:28:52,429 My wife, she never got her due, not from me. 1164 01:28:53,647 --> 01:28:55,557 I loved her, but, but... 1165 01:28:58,027 --> 01:29:00,062 that's not enough. 1166 01:29:06,160 --> 01:29:07,736 Now the, uh... 1167 01:29:10,331 --> 01:29:13,075 smoke fairy's gonna make me disappear. 1168 01:29:15,044 --> 01:29:16,828 Puff by puff. 1169 01:29:18,547 --> 01:29:21,416 My sweet little Princess Nicotine. 1170 01:29:24,511 --> 01:29:26,755 I'm going to die, Father. 1171 01:29:27,097 --> 01:29:30,258 Like everybody does, even the rich people. 1172 01:29:35,439 --> 01:29:38,183 So I just thought that maybe it was time to, uh... 1173 01:29:40,778 --> 01:29:43,730 get a few things down on the record. 1174 01:30:01,090 --> 01:30:02,791 I'm Kitty's husband. 1175 01:30:05,261 --> 01:30:06,878 I know. 1176 01:30:14,144 --> 01:30:15,637 Two things. 1177 01:30:17,690 --> 01:30:19,675 Two things a man should be able to do. 1178 01:30:19,775 --> 01:30:23,562 Be romantic and smoke his brains out. 1179 01:30:26,448 --> 01:30:27,941 I agree. 1180 01:30:46,802 --> 01:30:48,245 One 1181 01:30:48,345 --> 01:30:53,542 Thou shalt never love another 1182 01:30:53,642 --> 01:30:55,544 Thou shalt never love another 1183 01:30:55,644 --> 01:30:56,795 Two 1184 01:30:56,895 --> 01:31:01,175 And stand by me all the while 1185 01:31:01,275 --> 01:31:03,802 And stand by me all the while 1186 01:31:03,902 --> 01:31:04,929 Three 1187 01:31:05,029 --> 01:31:10,142 Take happiness with the heartaches 1188 01:31:10,242 --> 01:31:12,228 Take happiness with the heartaches 1189 01:31:12,328 --> 01:31:13,270 Four 1190 01:31:13,370 --> 01:31:17,983 And go through life wearing a smile 1191 01:31:18,083 --> 01:31:19,735 And go through life wearing a smile 1192 01:31:19,835 --> 01:31:23,572 Oh, how happy we will be 1193 01:31:23,672 --> 01:31:26,492 If we keep 1194 01:31:26,592 --> 01:31:31,546 The ten commandments of love 1195 01:31:32,139 --> 01:31:36,468 Of love 1196 01:31:37,436 --> 01:31:38,504 Five 1197 01:31:38,604 --> 01:31:43,433 Thou should always have faith in me 1198 01:31:44,652 --> 01:31:46,512 Thou should always have faith in me 1199 01:31:46,612 --> 01:31:51,149 In everything I say and do 1200 01:31:51,951 --> 01:31:54,569 - Can I sit down? - Sure. 1201 01:32:03,128 --> 01:32:04,913 I really miss you. 1202 01:32:12,596 --> 01:32:14,506 I miss you, too. 1203 01:32:19,395 --> 01:32:21,179 I wanted to ask you 1204 01:32:21,647 --> 01:32:25,267 if you could maybe... 1205 01:32:29,488 --> 01:32:33,475 I'll be there for you. I'll take care of you. But I... 1206 01:32:33,575 --> 01:32:36,812 I can't, you know. 1207 01:32:36,912 --> 01:32:38,697 Oh, no, no, no. 1208 01:32:39,999 --> 01:32:41,950 That's not what I'm asking you. 1209 01:32:44,086 --> 01:32:45,454 Oh. 1210 01:32:46,380 --> 01:32:47,740 Sorry. 1211 01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:50,292 No, I'm sorry. I should've... 1212 01:32:50,968 --> 01:32:53,579 - I mean, I want to. - Well. 1213 01:32:53,679 --> 01:32:55,664 I still have feelings. 1214 01:32:55,764 --> 01:32:57,883 I should hope so. 1215 01:33:00,019 --> 01:33:02,971 What I wanted to ask you is 1216 01:33:04,732 --> 01:33:10,312 now that I'm not feeling so good if maybe you could 1217 01:33:11,614 --> 01:33:13,315 once in a while 1218 01:33:15,576 --> 01:33:18,945 scare me or something. 1219 01:33:19,538 --> 01:33:23,533 You know, let me know I'm still alive. 1220 01:33:29,757 --> 01:33:30,908 Okay. 1221 01:33:31,008 --> 01:33:32,918 - You understand? - I do. 1222 01:33:33,302 --> 01:33:34,586 Okay. 1223 01:33:43,312 --> 01:33:44,805 Thank you. 1224 01:33:45,606 --> 01:33:47,516 You're welcome. 1225 01:35:46,852 --> 01:35:48,387 I love you. 1226 01:35:55,110 --> 01:35:57,145 I love you, too. 1227 01:36:00,199 --> 01:36:01,817 Kiss me. 1228 01:36:18,259 --> 01:36:21,336 "I never knew the sky could be so deep a blue 1229 01:36:22,554 --> 01:36:25,590 "Until I knew I could not grow old with you" 1230 01:36:36,193 --> 01:36:37,894 Hello. 1231 01:36:38,821 --> 01:36:40,522 Yeah. 1232 01:36:41,323 --> 01:36:42,899 Yeah. 1233 01:36:45,244 --> 01:36:46,862 Yeah. 1234 01:39:12,808 --> 01:39:16,678 The girl that I marry would have to be 1235 01:39:17,813 --> 01:39:21,391 Soft and as pink as a nursery 1236 01:39:23,319 --> 01:39:26,938 The girl I call my own 1237 01:39:29,074 --> 01:39:32,527 Would wear satin and laces 1238 01:39:33,245 --> 01:39:35,280 And smell like cologne 1239 01:39:37,833 --> 01:39:41,620 Her nails will be polished and in her hair 1240 01:39:43,589 --> 01:39:45,991 - She'll wear a gardenia - There'll be a gardenia 1241 01:39:46,091 --> 01:39:48,210 And I'll be there 1242 01:39:49,511 --> 01:39:54,466 Instead of flittin', she'll be sittin' 1243 01:39:55,017 --> 01:39:58,637 Next to me and she'll purr like a kitten 1244 01:40:02,441 --> 01:40:05,727 A doll I can carry 1245 01:40:06,278 --> 01:40:09,481 The girl that I marry 1246 01:40:10,699 --> 01:40:12,401 Must be 1247 01:40:40,896 --> 01:40:44,516 Didn't I make you feel 1248 01:40:45,609 --> 01:40:50,522 Like you were the only man? 1249 01:40:53,742 --> 01:40:58,780 Didn't I give you everything that a woman possibly can? 1250 01:41:01,041 --> 01:41:05,946 But with all the love I give you it's never enough 1251 01:41:06,046 --> 01:41:08,449 But I'm gonna show you, baby 1252 01:41:08,549 --> 01:41:11,577 That a woman can be tough 1253 01:41:11,677 --> 01:41:15,122 So come on, come on 1254 01:41:15,222 --> 01:41:18,751 Come on, come on 1255 01:41:18,851 --> 01:41:23,305 Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 1256 01:41:23,772 --> 01:41:25,007 Break it 1257 01:41:25,107 --> 01:41:29,720 Break another little bit of my heart now, honey 1258 01:41:29,820 --> 01:41:30,846 Have a 1259 01:41:30,946 --> 01:41:35,275 Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 1260 01:41:36,076 --> 01:41:40,773 You know you've got it if it makes you feel good 1261 01:41:40,873 --> 01:41:44,026 You're out on the street 1262 01:41:44,126 --> 01:41:45,861 Looking good 1263 01:41:45,961 --> 01:41:50,999 And you know deep down in your heart that ain't right 1264 01:41:52,343 --> 01:41:58,090 You never, never hear me when I cry at night 1265 01:42:00,976 --> 01:42:05,464 I tell myself that I can't stand the pain 1266 01:42:05,564 --> 01:42:10,936 But when you hold me in your arms I say it again 1267 01:42:11,946 --> 01:42:14,974 So come on, come on 1268 01:42:15,074 --> 01:42:17,893 Come on, come on 1269 01:42:17,993 --> 01:42:19,061 Take it 1270 01:42:19,161 --> 01:42:23,365 Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 1271 01:42:23,624 --> 01:42:24,900 Break it 1272 01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:28,654 Break another little bit of my heart now, baby 1273 01:42:28,754 --> 01:42:30,406 You can have a 1274 01:42:30,506 --> 01:42:35,327 Have another little piece of my heart now, baby 1275 01:42:35,427 --> 01:42:41,174 You know you got it if it makes you feel good 1276 01:42:42,601 --> 01:42:46,805 Take another little piece of my heart now, baby 1277 01:42:47,106 --> 01:42:48,257 Break it 1278 01:42:48,357 --> 01:42:53,145 Break another little piece of my heart now, honey 1279 01:43:05,332 --> 01:43:11,204 I wonder who's kissing him now 1280 01:43:14,800 --> 01:43:21,506 I wonder who's showing him how 1281 01:43:24,727 --> 01:43:28,597 I wonder who's looking 1282 01:43:28,981 --> 01:43:34,428 Into his eyes 1283 01:43:34,528 --> 01:43:39,274 Breathing sighs 1284 01:43:39,533 --> 01:43:44,021 Telling lies 1285 01:43:44,121 --> 01:43:49,235 I wonder who's buying 1286 01:43:49,335 --> 01:43:51,870 The wine 1287 01:43:54,423 --> 01:44:01,797 For lips that I used to call mine 1288 01:44:04,266 --> 01:44:08,220 And I wonder if he 1289 01:44:08,938 --> 01:44:14,260 Ever tells her of me 1290 01:44:14,360 --> 01:44:16,679 I wonder 1291 01:44:16,779 --> 01:44:23,068 Who's kissing him now 1292 01:44:24,870 --> 01:44:28,490 That's Rosebud. Rosebud at Cabaret. 1293 01:44:29,875 --> 01:44:35,455 I asked my love to take a walk 1294 01:44:36,131 --> 01:44:41,370 Take a walk, just a little way 1295 01:44:41,470 --> 01:44:44,790 And as we walked along 1296 01:44:44,890 --> 01:44:52,556 We talked of when would be our wedding day 1297 01:44:52,731 --> 01:44:58,387 And only say that you'll be mine 1298 01:44:58,487 --> 01:45:04,234 And in no others' arms entwine 1299 01:45:04,410 --> 01:45:09,648 Down beside where the waters flow 1300 01:45:09,748 --> 01:45:14,870 Down by the banks of the Ohio 1301 01:45:15,462 --> 01:45:21,202 I plunged a knife into her breast 1302 01:45:21,302 --> 01:45:26,832 And told her she was going to rest 1303 01:45:26,932 --> 01:45:32,254 She cried, "Oh, Willy, don't you murder me 1304 01:45:32,354 --> 01:45:37,885 "I'm not prepared for eternity" 1305 01:45:37,985 --> 01:45:43,648 And only say that you'll be mine 1306 01:45:43,824 --> 01:45:49,563 And in no others' arms entwined 1307 01:45:49,663 --> 01:45:54,860 Down beside where the waters flow 1308 01:45:54,960 --> 01:46:00,407 Down by the banks of the Ohio 1309 01:46:00,507 --> 01:46:05,704 And going home between 12:00 and 1:00 1310 01:46:05,804 --> 01:46:11,669 I cried, "Oh Lord, what have I done?" 1311 01:46:11,769 --> 01:46:17,099 I killed the girl I love, you see 1312 01:46:17,316 --> 01:46:20,143 Because she would not marry me 92094

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