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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,542 --> 00:00:30,709 CJ ENM presents 4 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:37,792 a CJ ENM / TWELVE JOURNEY film 5 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:41,250 Executive Producer CHOI Jin Hee 6 00:00:44,875 --> 00:00:48,250 Financing Executive LIM Ji Young 7 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:51,667 Co-executive Producer PARK Ji Young 8 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:55,166 Producers LIM Eun Jung / YI Jae Min 9 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:58,625 Directed by JEONG Ga Young 10 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:03,041 Written by JEONG Ga Young / WANG Hyeji 11 00:01:04,083 --> 00:01:06,083 JUN Jongseo SON Sukku 12 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:08,500 YOUTH START-UP AGENCY Grant Application 13 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:12,709 I can do it 14 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:20,959 Wake up, idiot! 15 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:26,208 Idiot, wake up! 16 00:01:50,542 --> 00:01:51,417 I love it. 17 00:01:51,709 --> 00:01:52,917 I love it, too. 18 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,125 I’m better than her, right? 19 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:05,458 Of course. 20 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:12,500 Then why are you marrying her? 21 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:13,625 I’m coming. 22 00:02:15,667 --> 00:02:18,041 Hey, look at me 23 00:02:18,375 --> 00:02:20,625 - Huh? - and tell me that I’m pretty... 24 00:02:20,709 --> 00:02:25,000 I wanted to impress you 25 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:28,583 so I wore a skirt for the first time 26 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,625 You okay, honey? 27 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:58,333 Screw you. 28 00:03:06,792 --> 00:03:10,542 The exact same dream every time... 29 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,458 Aren’t you sick of it, Ja-young? 30 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:21,375 It’s not only 15-year-old boys who have wet dreams. 31 00:03:21,917 --> 00:03:24,542 A 29-year-old woman can have one too. The only difference is 32 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:30,291 you don’t need to feel embarrassed. 33 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:41,458 Ja-young, find Mr. Right on LOVE BRIDGE and make the new year richer ♥♥♥ 34 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:47,125 NOTHING SERIOUS 35 00:03:47,667 --> 00:03:51,959 Why do people read magazines? 36 00:03:54,542 --> 00:03:57,333 Tell me. Anyone? 37 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:01,083 Go on, Hyung-joon. 38 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:05,959 At the forefront of trend, magazines provide accurate and useful— 39 00:04:06,041 --> 00:04:06,667 Next. 40 00:04:12,458 --> 00:04:15,709 Along with information, we stimulate guilty pleasure— 41 00:04:15,792 --> 00:04:17,625 Haven’t you been here longer than him? 42 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:19,667 How come you’re on the exact same level? 43 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:21,166 Next! 44 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:25,208 We create a friendly atmosphere that leads to purchases— 45 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:25,959 That’s it! 46 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:27,125 - Yes. - Spot on. 47 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:31,417 Create the feeling of an old friend 48 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,041 who really understands you! 49 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:35,709 Because they’re bored? 50 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:36,959 Correct, darling. 51 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:41,959 You read magazines to kill time because life is unbearably dull! 52 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:46,333 But what if it’s a dull read? Is that acceptable? 53 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:51,166 If you can’t write a fabulous story, then find a writer who can! 54 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:54,625 Or get yourself into a spectacular mess. 55 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:57,875 Choi Macho, who quit last month, 56 00:04:58,792 --> 00:05:01,667 launched an independent webzine and hit the jackpot. 57 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:11,000 Remember how he got so obsessed with his sex column on sex toys 58 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:14,083 that he ended up going to a urologist? 59 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:16,375 I’m afraid it has lost its function. 60 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:19,625 I was so moved by his passion I expensed his treatment. 61 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:25,500 His webzine is all the craze on social media. 62 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:32,208 That’s what magazines are about. Engage the readers’ attention with clickbait, 63 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:35,834 then make them furious, cry, and laugh! 64 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:39,959 What, they broke up again? Oh my God, what happened? 65 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:42,375 I heard from my friend’s cousin’s distant relative yada yada… 66 00:05:42,458 --> 00:05:44,083 blah blah blah… 67 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:46,125 yada yada blah blah... 68 00:05:48,709 --> 00:05:49,667 Woori. 69 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:53,041 Yes, chief. 70 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:57,959 Why are you still here when Choi Macho has left? 71 00:05:59,083 --> 00:05:59,667 Excuse me? 72 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:03,333 I heard some of his old colleagues helped him with the launch. 73 00:06:03,417 --> 00:06:05,792 I haven’t talked to him in a while. 74 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,458 Whatever. Take over his sex column. 75 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:09,250 Me? 76 00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:10,500 But I’m doing the culture section. 77 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:11,583 Isn’t sex culture? 78 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:13,083 I’m also writing the sports column. 79 00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:14,417 Isn’t sex sports? 80 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,667 I was asked by the politics department— 81 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:17,166 Isn’t sex politics? 82 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:23,208 You majored in creative writing, right? 83 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:26,750 It’s shitty you’re stuck writing for a magazine, huh? 84 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:27,709 Not at all. 85 00:06:27,792 --> 00:06:31,834 - On my desk by holiday’s end. - Yes, chief. 86 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:35,667 Have a good day. 87 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:02,792 Would you like this seat? 88 00:07:03,125 --> 00:07:06,458 Give me your hands. They’re warm. 89 00:07:06,542 --> 00:07:07,333 Honey, 90 00:07:07,709 --> 00:07:09,166 let me tidy up your hair. 91 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:10,458 Is that okay? 92 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,458 I love you. 93 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:15,125 I love you, too. 94 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:22,542 What? You’re sick of me? 95 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:23,750 Yes, I am! 96 00:07:23,959 --> 00:07:25,500 I thought you’d be hot and cool, 97 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:29,709 but you’re an alcoholic nympho with delusional jealousy 98 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:31,250 like Kathy Bates in Misery! 99 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:33,458 Fine, let’s break up. 100 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:35,625 But you should really see a doctor 101 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:37,041 for your premature ejaculation. 102 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,166 Did you hear that? 103 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:39,333 - He has PE. - Oh, shit... 104 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:43,458 I hope you can find treatment and meet someone nice. 105 00:07:47,583 --> 00:07:48,667 Ham Ja-young! 106 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:50,667 Ham Ja-young! 107 00:07:52,041 --> 00:07:53,291 Hey, watch it. 108 00:07:58,625 --> 00:08:00,458 Ja-young, find Mr. Right on LOVE BRIDGE and make the new year richer ♥♥♥ 109 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:02,709 Damn this alert! 110 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:14,750 Hey, dad. 111 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:20,125 Can you make more takeout boxes? The gimbap place is closed today. 112 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,875 We’ll be really busy today. 113 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:22,875 Okay. 114 00:08:25,166 --> 00:08:28,375 Hey, are you free this Saturday? 115 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:29,375 Why? 116 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:32,125 Grandma’s in the hospital. 117 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:32,834 What? 118 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:36,166 She sprained her back getting off the bus. 119 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,041 - Is she okay? - She’s fine. 120 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:42,834 She has a lot of friends there, so it’s a party. 121 00:08:42,917 --> 00:08:45,458 Oh, grandma... 122 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,542 Don’t “Oh, grandma” me. 123 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:56,083 You bothered her for your podcast, and now, you don’t call her. 124 00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:59,041 I was going to call. 125 00:08:59,458 --> 00:09:03,625 I almost forgot. This came for you. 126 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:07,709 Korea Youth Start-up Agency 127 00:09:11,375 --> 00:09:13,542 Application Result 128 00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:16,125 Grant Approved 129 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,166 Dad! 130 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:19,542 What? What is it? 131 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:21,500 I got it! 132 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:25,959 Dad! I’m so happy! 133 00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:26,750 Is it good? 134 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,875 It’s really really good! 135 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:32,041 Choi Macho 136 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:38,166 Special Thanks to Choi Jinsu, Park Woori, Son Youngmi 137 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:39,583 Idiot! 138 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,208 Hey, Yeon-hee. 139 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,875 Hi, Woori. 140 00:09:57,417 --> 00:09:58,792 Did you get home alright last night? 141 00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:01,041 Of course, thanks to you. 142 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:02,041 Good. 143 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,458 Did you... want coffee? 144 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,041 No, I’m good. 145 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:16,041 I don’t want you to worry about the column. It’s really not my kind of stuff— 146 00:10:17,041 --> 00:10:18,125 Huh? 147 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:19,625 Why would I worry about that? 148 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:23,959 You know... 149 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:27,875 - Oh, and... - I wanted to tell you... 150 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:29,792 I’m getting engaged. 151 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:32,500 My boyfriend came back last month. 152 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,625 I didn’t mean to hide it from you. We’d actually broken up. 153 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:44,834 Anyway, I feel I owe you so much. I enjoyed your company, too. 154 00:10:47,417 --> 00:10:48,417 See you around. 155 00:10:49,625 --> 00:10:51,875 Bitch on the Beach - The Musical 156 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:56,959 Ja-young’s celebratory drink is on me. 157 00:10:58,375 --> 00:10:59,834 Woo-sung! 158 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,041 - Thanks, man. - You’re so handsome. 159 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:03,291 Excuse me! 160 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,375 - I’ll be right back. - The food is so good. 161 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:11,333 Congratulations! I told you you’d make it. 162 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:14,834 No, you said the exact opposite. You said it’s a failure in the making. 163 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:19,291 Thank you all for being happy for me! At 29, friends are all I have. 164 00:11:19,375 --> 00:11:20,041 Cheers! 165 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,583 What about Min-seok? 166 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,041 Now, who’s that? 167 00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:28,166 Your boyfriend of one month? 168 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:29,959 What did I miss? 169 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,875 You broke up with him already? 170 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,625 Yeon-hee is getting engaged? 171 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,250 But she’s been sleeping with you all along. 172 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,625 Women are scary creatures. 173 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,542 It’s all your fault. 174 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:53,667 If only I didn’t get that stupid sex column. 175 00:11:54,709 --> 00:11:55,834 No, she’s lying. 176 00:11:56,709 --> 00:11:57,250 What about? 177 00:11:57,333 --> 00:12:01,291 She lied about getting engaged because you’re terrible in bed. 178 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,959 Will you cut the crap, please? 179 00:12:04,041 --> 00:12:06,625 It’s bitter, isn’t it? 180 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:11,750 I kind of knew you were terrible in bed. No surprise there. 181 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,500 Shut your mouth, wank maniac. 182 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:16,291 What did you call me, mad dick? 183 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:18,250 Never mind, just look here. 184 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,583 Give me a pose. 185 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,750 - What are you doing? I’m tired. - Come on. 186 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,500 - Cut it out. - I said pose! 187 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:26,583 - Just one good pose! - Cut it out, man. 188 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:30,291 I like it! It makes your dick look huge. 189 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,542 Do you want to screw up your life? 190 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:33,917 Start a relationship. 191 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,875 The secret to happiness is not being in a relationship. 192 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:39,375 Simple as that. 193 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:44,291 Can we go back to the wet dream story? 194 00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:48,166 I woke up right before orgasm. 195 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,333 By the way, how come it’s better in your dreams? 196 00:12:50,417 --> 00:12:53,166 It’s so damn hard to cum in real life, 197 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:56,667 but in dreams, all my senses are awake. 198 00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:57,917 So good. 199 00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:59,709 Alright, that’s enough. 200 00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:03,709 I heard sex dreams are associated with money. 201 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:04,709 Should I buy lottery tickets? 202 00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:07,208 No, a sex dream means you want to have sex. 203 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:10,709 Can we have some class, girls? 204 00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:13,125 My hubby would freak out if he heard this conversation. 205 00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:15,709 What hubby? 206 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,542 You never know till you walk down the aisle. 207 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,208 Hmm... fuck off. 208 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:24,667 I’m the best divorce lawyer you can find. I’d be happy to represent you. 209 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:27,333 I will never require your services. Thank you. 210 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:28,875 She’s so annoying. 211 00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,166 Excuse me! 212 00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:36,709 No more X-rated talks until I come back, only R-rated. 213 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:37,709 Okay. 214 00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:44,917 What do you want from a relationship? 215 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,834 Love, or do you simply miss dick? 216 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:50,917 I read somewhere love is in your head in your teens, 217 00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:56,166 in your heart in your 20s and below the belly button in your 30s. 218 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:59,333 This big-cock-implying picture is good. 219 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,500 - What’s your blood type? - Type O. 220 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:03,834 - Your epitaph? - I don’t have one. 221 00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:06,583 Then you gotta make one, one that stands out. 222 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,792 “Lived a lazy life very diligently.” 223 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,166 That’s good! But no. 224 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,542 “Fuck the Korean school system”? 225 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:12,709 I like that too, but no. 226 00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:14,959 “Are you that tough? Meet me on the roof.” 227 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:15,959 That’s not it. 228 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,834 Roof... outside... sex? 229 00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:22,458 Outdoor sex? We’re getting somewhere. 230 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:23,959 Meet me on the roof. 231 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:24,875 Okay. 232 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:26,291 And done! 233 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,792 Snow White, 23 234 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:37,875 Dammit. 235 00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,166 Ja-young, find Mr. Right on LOVE BRIDGE and make the new year richer ♥♥♥ 236 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,625 The stupid same alert again. 237 00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:41,500 What is it? 238 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,583 Do you know ‘LOVE BRIDGE’? 239 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:46,417 Why do you have that app? 240 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:50,291 I downloaded it out of rage after breaking up last night. 241 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,291 It’s sending alerts nonstop. 242 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:53,583 A dating app? 243 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:58,709 A friend from college met a teacher with this and got married. 244 00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:00,834 Apparently, you can find good ones, too. 245 00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:02,583 What good ones? 246 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,542 It’s an app for those who crave sex 247 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:07,625 and want to have an awkward, shady meetup that ends dirty. 248 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,375 How about, “Good old-fashioned holiday fling”? 249 00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:11,291 What the hell, man? 250 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:15,667 You got dumped and have a column to write. That’s two birds with one stone. 251 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:22,083 Don’t feel all alone on a holiday. Find your match on LOVE BRIDGE 252 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,250 and make your new year fuller. 253 00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:27,125 Fuller... full boobs. 254 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:28,917 Are you crazy? 255 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,041 Do you want to meet some psycho, get raped, murdered, then dismembered? 256 00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:36,417 Just delete the app. You’ll be 30 next year. 257 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,291 You can’t keep getting into bad relationships. 258 00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:42,500 You just haven’t met the one like I have. 259 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,959 You meet the one and live happily ever after. 260 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:48,458 Are you listening to me? 261 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:49,125 What? 262 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:54,250 I refuse to waste energy on such an emotion-draining activity like love. 263 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:55,375 Do as you please. 264 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:58,041 Even Shakespeare defined love as a mental illness. 265 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,750 You can’t love people these days. 266 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:06,375 They come with all kinds of emotional baggage. 267 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,458 You end up seeing the worst in each other and break up. 268 00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:14,542 You know, women can’t stand to see the men they’ve dumped end up happy. 269 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,834 So I’m supposed to find happiness here? 270 00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:20,500 I’m not telling you to find love! Have some fun. 271 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:23,166 Tread that fine line between love and lust. 272 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,917 That’s what the readers love. 273 00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:29,375 What woman in her right mind would agree to interview for a sex column? 274 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:30,083 Why would you tell her? 275 00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:33,250 Are you crazy? You have to if it’s an interview. 276 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:37,542 Not if you write anonymously, and not if you rewrite creatively. 277 00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:46,500 Just imagine you’re writing a novel. This is just a story. 278 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,291 You get pages to write, get paid, 279 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,166 and monitor readers’ reactions. That’s three birds. 280 00:16:54,792 --> 00:16:55,583 Come on. 281 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,166 What... 282 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,959 You’re a good writer, but the book didn’t work out. 283 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:07,875 Just don't quit that job hastily like I did. 284 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:11,709 It’s a decent place, if you get on with that chief editor. 285 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:17,041 So you don’t want a relationship, but you want sex. 286 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,750 Dating apps are the answer then. 287 00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:23,917 It’s actually convenient. What they want is clear and simple. 288 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,625 What if I clearly and simply catch an STD? 289 00:17:26,709 --> 00:17:29,750 If you catch an STD, I’m not sharing food with you again. 290 00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:32,125 I’m Ham Ja-young, the Legend! 291 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:35,500 How could someone of my caliber go swim in a kiddy pool? 292 00:17:36,709 --> 00:17:39,834 You have someone on your hit list? 293 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:44,166 There’s a cute one at my gym. I’m gonna get him very soon. 294 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:48,166 Oh shit, Ja-young! Namgung Sang-woo is getting married. 295 00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:52,500 What a perfect end to your day. 296 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:54,917 He was the love of your life. 297 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:58,083 They go away and get married, all of them. 298 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:00,375 Hey! 299 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:01,375 What? 300 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,583 What I meant was... 301 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:12,291 Don’t be disheartened. You can meet someone, you will. 302 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:16,750 That cute hunk from the gym, bring him over. 303 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:21,208 If I get him here in front of you by next week, 304 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,125 what do I get? 305 00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,959 Why should you get anything for bringing a guy here? 306 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:26,583 Why? 307 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:31,709 Because I need motivation! Come on, place your bets. 308 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:38,834 I sincerely root for your new beginning, 309 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:42,583 but I’m gonna bet $100 on you failing this one. 310 00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:44,834 I bet 200. 311 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,917 - Hello. - Hi. 312 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,542 Hey. 313 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:07,709 Hey. 314 00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:11,291 Do you like beer? 315 00:19:11,709 --> 00:19:12,792 Sure. 316 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,792 Do you want to have one later? 317 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:19,208 I’d like that, yes. 318 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,083 Okay. 319 00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:24,625 Mom! 320 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,458 Here’s your protein, honey. 321 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:31,291 I’m going for a beer with this lady. You want to come? 322 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:35,250 Just one though, you don’t want a beer belly. 323 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,500 Of course not. 324 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,542 Be wise and choose low cal snacks. 325 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,083 - Like dried fish fillet. - Okay. 326 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,458 - Dried fish is a perfect match for beer. - Sure. 327 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:47,750 - Be home by midnight. - Okay, mom. 328 00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:51,625 Book clubs are the new hot spot for hookups. 329 00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:54,667 Hyewha Book Club is the hottest. 330 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:59,750 Go for the first guy you make eye contact with. 331 00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:11,625 Honestly, what you want are strong legs. Climbers are always worth the climb. 332 00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:12,750 Ow... 333 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,709 You okay? 334 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:23,583 The true, meant-to-be one strikes you like lightning. 335 00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,041 Wake up, this is the last stop. 336 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,875 You have to catch that moment. 337 00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:36,834 “Wanna grab a coffee?” A classic that never fails. 338 00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:38,875 Do you want to have coffee? 339 00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:50,166 But what if you feel your ancestors aren’t looking out for you? 340 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,208 You must honor them with a ritual. 341 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,875 I’ll offer you as a sacrifice, fraud! 342 00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:06,709 Dammit. 343 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:13,542 What happened to all the normal ones? 344 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:19,834 I have $30,000 in student loans, and $60,000 in key money loans 345 00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:21,667 totaling $93,682 in debt... 346 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,333 That’s the third time you’ve said that. 347 00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,333 Can’t you have a proper relationship? 348 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:33,583 How can I, with debt totaling $96,380? 349 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,500 Let’s say debtors can date. 350 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:40,625 How many men are worth spending my resources dating 351 00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:46,041 while paying off $96,380? 352 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:51,333 Still, at 29, I need sex to live. 353 00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:55,959 America has the same problem. You know what their biggest issue is? 354 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:59,959 The accumulated sexual frustration of the 20s and 30s. 355 00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:01,792 And what does that tell you? 356 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,250 Being fluent in English doesn’t solve the problem. 357 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,041 There goes your choplogic again. 358 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:15,458 Drink this and go home, or you’ll suffer tomorrow. 359 00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,500 Why did you give me this? 360 00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:21,000 To sober you up. 361 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:22,583 What... 362 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,125 Why are you looking at me like that? 363 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:30,500 What are you doing? Pull it up! I mean it. 364 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:48,417 It’s New Year’s Day. Don’t come in to work. 365 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,959 Shit, it’s New Year’s Day. 366 00:23:06,667 --> 00:23:15,041 Nooooo! Stop! 367 00:23:29,417 --> 00:23:33,291 Ja-young, find Mr. Right on LOVE BRIDGE and make the new year richer ♥♥♥ 368 00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:37,500 Delete app? 369 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:43,417 One week turned into 1,000 days, and you turned into stone. 370 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:47,333 You owe me 100 bucks. 371 00:23:59,375 --> 00:24:01,917 ID: PrettyHuge 372 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:08,208 Hey, babe! Where you at? 373 00:24:11,667 --> 00:24:12,959 Hi! 374 00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:17,500 Want me to come over? I’m feeling pretty hot. 375 00:24:17,625 --> 00:24:18,875 What the hell? 376 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,792 My eyes! 377 00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,542 BananaSkin CandyThief 378 00:24:25,625 --> 00:24:27,208 TouchYouAllOver WithMeTonight 379 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:29,291 ...TweetyBird likes your profile! 380 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,125 Mak Ja-young, 29 381 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,083 Sorry I’m late! 382 00:24:51,709 --> 00:24:54,500 It’s from mom. Take it. 383 00:24:55,333 --> 00:25:00,333 Mak Ja-young... as in, “sleeps around”? 384 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:17,750 Excuse me. 385 00:25:17,834 --> 00:25:18,667 Yeah? 386 00:25:19,375 --> 00:25:20,792 Are you Mak Ja-young? 387 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:23,500 Yeah, that’s me. 388 00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:25,750 I'm... from LOVE BRIDGE. 389 00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:28,208 I’m Tweety Bird. 390 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:30,500 Oh, hi! 391 00:25:30,709 --> 00:25:31,792 Hi. 392 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,834 Did you give blood? 393 00:25:36,291 --> 00:25:41,625 I got here early and saw a blood van. 394 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,041 Uh... 395 00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:48,375 Shall we take a walk? Maybe? 396 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:51,542 Shall we? Sounds good. 397 00:25:56,041 --> 00:26:01,041 Are you trying to look like Hyun Bin from that movie? 398 00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:03,458 That wasn’t my intention. 399 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:07,792 Do you belong to a cult by any chance? 400 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,500 No, do you? 401 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:14,458 Of course not. I'm not crazy. 402 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:18,625 Do you have a wife? 403 00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:21,959 What are you doing? 404 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:26,250 It’s a simple question. There’s no harm in checking. 405 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,333 I don’t. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here. 406 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:33,709 And you’re not expecting your mom 407 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:37,542 or planning on telling her everything? 408 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:40,417 No, my mom... we rarely talk. 409 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,750 - Okay. - Okay. 410 00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:46,417 For your information, 411 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:49,291 my dad’s a homicide detective. 412 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:51,834 Well, thank him for his service. 413 00:26:52,083 --> 00:26:54,417 I’m hungry after giving blood. Let’s go eat something. 414 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,458 Okay. 415 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:59,041 Shall we make an introduction first? 416 00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:01,917 “Sleep Around” can’t be your real name. 417 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:04,834 - Promise you won’t laugh. - I promise. 418 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:06,750 It’s Ham Ja-young [“Sleeps Once”]. 419 00:27:12,792 --> 00:27:14,667 My name is Park Woori. 420 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,417 - Park Woori? - Yes. 421 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:18,291 As in… “The act of fucking”? 422 00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:23,000 Oh my God... 423 00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:28,792 I’m sorry. 424 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:30,083 Shall we go then? 425 00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:31,709 Okay. 426 00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:45,583 Do you give blood often? 427 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:48,750 It’s nice to do something nice for the new year. 428 00:27:50,458 --> 00:27:52,166 And the buckwheat noodles? 429 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,959 It’s nice to eat something nice for the new year. 430 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:57,917 Is that your New Year’s Day ritual? 431 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:02,250 Why aren’t you eating? 432 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:08,458 The broth tastes like someone washed a tea towel in it. 433 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,875 Can we get a bottle of soju? 434 00:28:23,667 --> 00:28:26,166 You can’t let good food go to waste. 435 00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:41,291 Drink? 436 00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:42,375 No, I’m good. 437 00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:45,125 Don’t make me drink alone on New Year’s Day. 438 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:11,834 And let’s drop the formalities between two peers with embarrassing names. 439 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:15,208 You’re already doing it. 440 00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:16,625 I’ll be honest with you. 441 00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:22,792 This is my first time using the app, and I thought a lot before coming here. 442 00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:28,792 I'm not trying to back out, but I feel I need to know you better. 443 00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:34,500 For all you know, you could be a total asshole looking for free sex. 444 00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:37,959 I guess you have to be cautious... since you’re a girl. 445 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,458 Because I’m a girl? 446 00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:43,792 What I’m saying is... 447 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:46,083 There’s a bigger risk for women. 448 00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:54,166 Why did you choose me? You must receive a lot of likes. 449 00:29:54,542 --> 00:30:00,083 Their show-off pictures only make them look pathetic. 450 00:30:06,041 --> 00:30:08,583 You looked least likely to have an STD. 451 00:30:09,959 --> 00:30:11,625 Are you looking for a girlfriend? 452 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:13,125 Not really, no. 453 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:14,667 Then why are you here? 454 00:30:18,041 --> 00:30:20,375 I don't know... same reasons as you? 455 00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:21,500 Come on. 456 00:30:22,792 --> 00:30:24,583 Well, uh... 457 00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:28,041 I guess I got a little lazy? 458 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,083 I suppose I’m lonely, but... 459 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:35,917 then again, meeting someone new and getting to know her, 460 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:40,333 being a nice guy, exchanging pleasantries, that’s all nice too, but... 461 00:30:41,542 --> 00:30:43,041 I'm going through a phase. 462 00:30:44,125 --> 00:30:46,834 I need to warm up, and... I don’t know. 463 00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:48,709 I’m not sure. 464 00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:52,166 You’re not looking for a relationship? 465 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:55,375 I would if circumstances allowed, but now’s not the right time. 466 00:30:57,417 --> 00:30:59,625 Do you still think I’m some weird guy? 467 00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,291 Never mind. 468 00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:06,333 I’m not looking for anything serious. 469 00:31:06,959 --> 00:31:08,583 I shouldn’t be interviewing you. 470 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:14,417 I don’t think I’m fit for a relationship. 471 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,417 Even if Prince Charming comes along, there’s no point if his dick is small. 472 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:27,917 You’re really something else. 473 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:33,875 Can I ask what you do? 474 00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:36,208 I work in a bakery. 475 00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:38,333 You? 476 00:31:38,417 --> 00:31:39,792 I work for a publishing company… 477 00:31:41,125 --> 00:31:44,250 that makes school books. 478 00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:46,917 Do you like books? 479 00:31:46,959 --> 00:31:47,959 - Books? - Yeah. 480 00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:49,709 Last book I read was three years ago. 481 00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:50,917 Not even magazines? 482 00:31:50,959 --> 00:31:53,792 At 29, I can’t afford to waste time on magazines. 483 00:31:54,959 --> 00:31:55,959 I see. 484 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:01,333 Are you really going to sleep with a man you just met? 485 00:32:01,417 --> 00:32:03,166 Is it over already? Gone in 60 seconds? 486 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:07,875 If I don’t hear from you by 10, I’ll call my friend’s dad’s cousin who’s a narcotics cop. 487 00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:09,959 Where’s your hotel? In Hongdae? Or Jangchung? 488 00:32:10,041 --> 00:32:11,291 Get your act together, girl! 489 00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:13,166 Okay, we’re waiting for an update. 490 00:32:13,709 --> 00:32:19,709 Remember, I’m expecting 3,000 words by midnight tomorrow. 491 00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,500 I’m counting on you. 492 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:25,542 Is she hot? Think you can write something? 493 00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:28,667 You picked up the bill. 494 00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:30,375 Yes. 495 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:37,333 Two noodles, $24, two soju, $8... comes to $16 each. 496 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:39,250 I’m not a math person, babe. 497 00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:42,208 Don’t babe me just yet. 498 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:04,625 If you’re planning to take my kidney or something, I’ll kill you. 499 00:33:04,709 --> 00:33:09,458 How come there’s only six floors? 500 00:33:09,709 --> 00:33:10,709 What? 501 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:26,542 Oh... 502 00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:39,917 The room was pretty nice. 503 00:33:40,667 --> 00:33:43,709 Yeah, the interior design was okay. 504 00:33:44,959 --> 00:33:47,750 It’s quiet, perhaps because it’s New Year’s. 505 00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:50,041 I guess they’re all visiting relatives. 506 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:51,291 I guess. 507 00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:54,959 We can eat something if you’re hungry. 508 00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:57,959 It was fun. 509 00:33:58,667 --> 00:33:59,500 Yeah? 510 00:33:59,709 --> 00:34:00,709 Get home safe. 511 00:34:00,792 --> 00:34:01,625 You too. 512 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:06,792 - Hey... - Yeah? 513 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:08,250 So, uh... 514 00:34:09,959 --> 00:34:12,291 How many likes do you get? 515 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:13,208 What? 516 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:15,667 I was curious. 517 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:21,125 Men rarely get any. Wondered if it’s different for women. 518 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:22,917 You suddenly got curious? 519 00:34:23,709 --> 00:34:24,959 I guess. 520 00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:29,166 Are you afraid I’ll meet someone else? 521 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:31,166 It’s not that. 522 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:34,125 I’m grateful you chose me. 523 00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:35,959 So random. 524 00:34:36,834 --> 00:34:37,709 Yes. 525 00:34:38,917 --> 00:34:40,083 I’m gonna go. 526 00:34:40,792 --> 00:34:41,792 Okay, bye. 527 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:46,667 And hey! 528 00:34:46,917 --> 00:34:48,709 Should we... 529 00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,875 Should we... 530 00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:55,750 Shall I call you? Maybe? 531 00:34:55,959 --> 00:34:56,875 I’ll call you. 532 00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:27,417 Good old-fashioned one night stand for a holiday 533 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:39,709 It’s a grey area: Holiday, and a one-nighter, too. 534 00:35:42,041 --> 00:35:46,875 29 and 33 are both unlucky numbers. 535 00:35:47,542 --> 00:35:50,959 Then again, four years makes an ideal gap, 536 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:56,792 and yet, you’ve already tried out the sexual match. How was it? 537 00:35:57,083 --> 00:35:58,291 You’re excited, aren’t you? 538 00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:00,792 Just one night only? That’s it? 539 00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:05,834 I don't know. Why did he ask me at the end? Yikes. 540 00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:08,875 You met for sex. Why do you care? 541 00:36:08,959 --> 00:36:11,458 I don’t know. It bothers me. 542 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:17,000 Whoa, you’re waiting for his call. 543 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:19,792 Who? Me? 544 00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:20,458 No. 545 00:36:20,542 --> 00:36:21,792 I can see through your lies. I’m a lawyer. 546 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:22,709 No! 547 00:36:22,792 --> 00:36:23,375 Really? 548 00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:24,417 Hell no. 549 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:28,959 I’m telling you, not another word. 550 00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:33,333 Don’t get grumpy with me. Just call him. 551 00:36:33,417 --> 00:36:35,834 It’s over. A done deal. 552 00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:40,458 If I didn't know you better... it’s written all over your face. 553 00:36:40,792 --> 00:36:43,083 The chemistry was fucking awesome. 554 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:44,667 - Huh? - Grandma! 555 00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:45,792 What chemistry? 556 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:48,250 You okay, grandma? 557 00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:50,542 - I was worried about you. - You okay? 558 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:52,333 How are you feeling? 559 00:36:52,417 --> 00:36:53,959 I’m fine. 560 00:36:55,667 --> 00:36:57,917 - Anyway... - You scared me. 561 00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,917 What chemistry were you talking about? 562 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,917 Sorry? 563 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:04,750 We have such good chemistry. 564 00:37:05,959 --> 00:37:10,417 Sun-bin, you have to find a new job. 565 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:14,792 You shouldn’t be meddling with people getting divorces. 566 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:20,625 But I love what I do! I’ll divorce all the couples in the world. 567 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:27,959 There’s no one in your firm you can set up with Ja-young? 568 00:37:28,041 --> 00:37:31,834 But grandma, she has a FWB now. 569 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:35,083 What’s an FWB? 570 00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:36,250 - A FWB is short for— - Friend with Beer. 571 00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:39,041 - What? - A friend you have beer with. 572 00:37:41,709 --> 00:37:45,208 Well then, the more the better. 573 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:48,250 No, grandma. That’s a bad idea. 574 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:53,083 I have good news. I finally got a grant for my podcast. 575 00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:55,875 I have money to do it properly now. 576 00:37:56,542 --> 00:38:00,542 Round up all the good talkers from your circle. 577 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:04,625 Who listens to that anyway? 578 00:38:04,709 --> 00:38:05,959 A lot of people. 579 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:08,834 Nowadays, it’s more popular than radio. 580 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:11,208 What should we talk about? 581 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:14,792 The first episode is, “The Protagonist of My Life.” 582 00:38:15,291 --> 00:38:16,542 Protagonist? 583 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:20,291 Grannies live their whole life for others, 584 00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:23,834 looking after the kids, husbands, and their parents. 585 00:38:23,917 --> 00:38:27,208 I want them to talk about how they’re protagonists... 586 00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:33,500 Who gives a shit about being a protagonist? 587 00:38:33,709 --> 00:38:34,208 Huh? 588 00:38:34,291 --> 00:38:38,792 Nobody is the protagonist of their lives. 589 00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,208 Are you, Ja-young? 590 00:38:40,291 --> 00:38:42,625 If I’m not the protagonist of my life, what am I? 591 00:38:42,709 --> 00:38:44,083 A supporting side character. 592 00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:44,834 What? 593 00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:55,875 29... that’s a good age. 594 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,542 I’ll get some rest. 595 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:05,375 Have a good nap, grandma. 596 00:39:08,083 --> 00:39:11,500 What the hell is a supporting side character? 597 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:53,083 Please see attached Ep 1. See you tomorrow. 598 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:14,083 Mak Ja-young: OMW, see you soon! 599 00:40:16,417 --> 00:40:19,000 Are you in bed? 600 00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:24,417 What are you... 601 00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,750 Are you awake... 602 00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:38,709 Yeon-hee! 603 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:43,542 What brings you here? 604 00:40:47,542 --> 00:40:49,125 Is something wrong? 605 00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:51,709 What is it? 606 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:06,166 Are you okay? 607 00:41:20,125 --> 00:41:21,875 Thank you for last night. 608 00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:28,375 Why don’t you go down and come back up again? 609 00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:35,166 Park Woori! 610 00:41:36,417 --> 00:41:37,750 In my office, now. 611 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,458 What happened to you on New Year’s Day? 612 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,333 Sorry? 613 00:41:49,041 --> 00:41:49,667 The column. 614 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:51,500 Yeah... um... 615 00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:57,125 I’m not right for the sex column. 616 00:41:57,208 --> 00:41:59,500 I was wrong about you. 617 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:02,250 How can a sex column not have sex in it? 618 00:42:02,834 --> 00:42:04,750 You’re a true writer. 619 00:42:05,041 --> 00:42:08,417 At first, I thought you were protesting, 620 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:13,333 but then, once it was uploaded, the readers’ reactions! 621 00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:16,667 That tantalizing point. 622 00:42:16,959 --> 00:42:22,000 It’s not about sex and crazy foreplay. 623 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,166 It’s about the emotion. 624 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:28,834 A man and a woman in questionable circumstances, 625 00:42:29,709 --> 00:42:33,834 prying like cats while wanting to attack like snakes. 626 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,333 All that tension builds up, and they go to a motel. 627 00:42:36,417 --> 00:42:40,041 But the following sentence is they came out of the motel? 628 00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:42,917 Absolutely playing push and pull with the readers. 629 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,458 You’re a genius! 630 00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:50,375 Well, I... 631 00:42:51,834 --> 00:42:55,375 Did you write from imagination? A story you heard from a friend? 632 00:42:56,208 --> 00:42:58,333 Or did you conduct an interview? 633 00:42:59,417 --> 00:43:01,041 Your own experience? 634 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,333 You told me to be hands on. 635 00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:10,417 Let’s go for a 5-part series. 636 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,166 A 5-part series? 637 00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:15,083 Tantalizing is the sexiest. 638 00:43:15,792 --> 00:43:19,125 In my 30-year career in the business, I’ve never seen this concept at work. 639 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:22,542 Expense the drinks and motel bills. 640 00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:23,875 No, I— 641 00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:28,625 This girl has a mouth on her. Dig deeper. 642 00:43:29,959 --> 00:43:30,500 No, I don't think it’s— 643 00:43:30,583 --> 00:43:32,125 I’ll keep your secret. 644 00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:35,417 You can say it was research, which is not a lie. 645 00:43:35,709 --> 00:43:36,208 But chief— 646 00:43:36,291 --> 00:43:40,208 I’ll cover your ass, so just do as you’re told. 647 00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:42,208 Off you go. 648 00:43:46,083 --> 00:43:47,542 It’s gorgeous. 649 00:43:48,166 --> 00:43:51,041 The note says, “Forgive me.” 650 00:43:51,542 --> 00:43:53,250 He’s a romantic. 651 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,625 It looks very expensive. 652 00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,000 Dad, I’ll be off then. 653 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:02,291 I almost forgot. 654 00:44:04,917 --> 00:44:05,625 What is that? 655 00:44:05,750 --> 00:44:07,125 It’s for you. 656 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:08,959 Why do you keep this mail? 657 00:44:09,166 --> 00:44:11,250 I told you to throw away anything from the station. 658 00:44:11,834 --> 00:44:13,875 How can I? It’s your mail. 659 00:44:13,959 --> 00:44:17,583 I don’t work there anymore. It’s junk mail. 660 00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:25,375 You worked so hard for the job. Don’t you have regrets? 661 00:44:25,458 --> 00:44:27,875 Dad, I found my way. 662 00:44:27,959 --> 00:44:31,000 Start-ups are thorny paths. You don’t want to go down there. 663 00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:33,875 What if it’s what I really want? 664 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:35,000 What? 665 00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:37,041 It’s my life. This isn’t about you. 666 00:44:37,125 --> 00:44:40,625 You’re just upset because you can’t boast about me anymore. 667 00:44:45,959 --> 00:44:47,583 Fine. 668 00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:58,166 You should live your life, too. 669 00:45:12,667 --> 00:45:13,709 Hello. 670 00:45:13,792 --> 00:45:17,041 Do you stop fighting with your dad when you turn 30? 671 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:19,583 I heard you got dumped by your one night stand? 672 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:24,000 Who dumped who? I blocked his number first. 673 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:29,333 We’re hanging out with my boyfriend’s friends. Come quick. 674 00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:32,083 His friends from sports college? 675 00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:37,083 They are all so hot. There’s even a Park Bo Gum lookalike. 676 00:45:37,667 --> 00:45:39,750 Is that right? 677 00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:42,291 - Yumi... - Yeah. 678 00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:45,083 Just get your ass over here. 679 00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:46,375 I'm on my way. 680 00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:06,041 What’s the matter? 681 00:46:07,542 --> 00:46:08,375 Drink. 682 00:46:17,834 --> 00:46:20,375 - Are you grateful for me, too? - What? 683 00:46:20,917 --> 00:46:21,959 It’s nothing. 684 00:46:27,667 --> 00:46:31,667 She is totally using you. She has no feelings for you. 685 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:35,542 She’s looking for comfort, a quick fix. 686 00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:41,959 Why are women like that? What’s wrong with them? 687 00:46:42,041 --> 00:46:44,083 We’re all like that, not a single exception. 688 00:46:47,792 --> 00:46:48,625 Bitch... 689 00:46:48,709 --> 00:46:50,709 Tell me what’s wrong with men. 690 00:46:50,792 --> 00:46:53,542 You know she’s trouble, but you just forget that if she’s pretty? 691 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:56,083 Like some character from a Marvel movie? 692 00:46:56,166 --> 00:46:59,250 You think you know me? You got me figured out? 693 00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:02,041 You don’t have the guts to confront her boyfriend either. 694 00:47:02,542 --> 00:47:05,709 You can’t win love nor can you refuse it for dignity. 695 00:47:05,792 --> 00:47:06,834 - Hey! - What? 696 00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:08,208 Do you know how to console people? 697 00:47:08,291 --> 00:47:10,709 It’s hardly worth it. 698 00:47:10,792 --> 00:47:13,333 What comfort should I offer to a loser who steals from others? 699 00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,667 I can’t talk to a girl. 700 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,417 Be reasonable. 701 00:47:17,834 --> 00:47:21,000 Would you be attracted to you if you were a girl? 702 00:47:21,959 --> 00:47:22,500 Very much so, 703 00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:23,208 moderately so, 704 00:47:23,291 --> 00:47:23,542 somewhat, 705 00:47:23,625 --> 00:47:23,959 very little, or 706 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:24,834 not at all. 707 00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:29,625 Very much so, moderately so... 708 00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:30,792 Somewhat. 709 00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:31,667 Somewhat? 710 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:34,375 With men, you have to move down two scales. 711 00:47:34,458 --> 00:47:35,250 So it’s “not at all.” 712 00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:35,834 How come? 713 00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:38,875 Wait... what about women? 714 00:47:38,959 --> 00:47:41,750 As for me, I’m “moderately so,” 715 00:47:41,834 --> 00:47:45,959 but so many women belong to that category, I have no competitive edge. 716 00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:47,458 That’s sad, too. 717 00:47:49,542 --> 00:47:52,625 You don’t want to go below your league, 718 00:47:52,709 --> 00:47:55,709 but your body craves something hot. 719 00:47:55,792 --> 00:47:59,792 It’s a vicious cycle in a huge grey area. 720 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:06,959 Hey. 721 00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:08,041 Yeah? 722 00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:10,166 Am I bad in bed? 723 00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:15,959 How should I put it? 724 00:48:18,792 --> 00:48:19,834 You’re like a private. 725 00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:21,834 No, someone who is enlisting, 726 00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:24,333 walking into a barber shop to get his hair clipped. 727 00:48:24,417 --> 00:48:26,125 I'm serious. 728 00:48:28,792 --> 00:48:30,542 Well... it was alright for me. 729 00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:34,083 Yeah? 730 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:40,917 My dick is big, right? 731 00:48:41,208 --> 00:48:42,500 Very much so, moderately so, not really, not at all. 732 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:45,917 Knock it off with the questionnaire. Tell me the truth. 733 00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:47,917 It’s cute. 734 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,750 So cute it made you scream? 735 00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:53,834 Do you think women moan for men? 736 00:48:54,166 --> 00:48:56,709 No, it’s to arouse herself. 737 00:48:59,417 --> 00:49:00,500 It’s true. 738 00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:05,500 So transparent and honest. Your parents raised you well! 739 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,792 My mom died a week after she gave birth. 740 00:49:12,834 --> 00:49:13,417 What? 741 00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:17,583 - She’d just turned 30. - Oh... 742 00:49:17,792 --> 00:49:20,291 I’ll be 30 next year. 743 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:23,375 That’s too young to die. 744 00:49:24,792 --> 00:49:28,583 I live my life thinking I’m living her life for her. 745 00:49:28,667 --> 00:49:31,875 Maybe I’ll live differently from 30, 746 00:49:32,667 --> 00:49:35,875 as the protagonist of my life. 747 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:42,208 That’s admirable. 748 00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:56,583 Latest kick-yourself moment? 749 00:49:56,667 --> 00:50:00,000 I hit on my guy friend and got outright rejected. 750 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,417 What’s your biggest scare? 751 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,000 Bank balance. 752 00:50:04,375 --> 00:50:05,208 You? 753 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:06,417 Needle. 754 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:07,000 A needle? 755 00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:07,583 A syringe. 756 00:50:07,667 --> 00:50:08,208 Tattoo. 757 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:10,208 Dream sex spot? 758 00:50:10,291 --> 00:50:11,000 Ferris wheel. 759 00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:11,917 Seriously? 760 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:14,208 What if you swing too much and fall off? 761 00:50:16,959 --> 00:50:17,709 That’s the point. 762 00:50:17,792 --> 00:50:18,417 What about you? 763 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:19,500 Radio studio. 764 00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:20,250 What? 765 00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:21,417 I’ve done that though. 766 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:22,667 How? 767 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:24,583 I worked for a radio station briefly. 768 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:25,417 I see. 769 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:29,834 You can count on soundproofing. 770 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:31,291 Hey. 771 00:50:32,542 --> 00:50:33,709 How am I? 772 00:50:37,417 --> 00:50:37,917 How are you what? 773 00:50:37,959 --> 00:50:38,959 Am I good? 774 00:50:39,041 --> 00:50:41,041 Well, you are... 775 00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:42,000 Stop. 776 00:50:47,291 --> 00:50:48,208 You’re erotic. 777 00:50:53,792 --> 00:50:56,125 The worst scumbag you ever dated? 778 00:50:56,208 --> 00:50:57,125 My first love. 779 00:50:57,208 --> 00:50:57,709 Why? 780 00:50:57,792 --> 00:51:03,667 It wasn’t the first time or the first relationship, 781 00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:08,875 but you just know intuitively, “This guy is my first love.” 782 00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:10,583 Then what happened? 783 00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:13,917 We went out. 784 00:51:14,166 --> 00:51:15,750 Doesn’t it make it a successful first love? 785 00:51:16,041 --> 00:51:19,750 I got a job at the radio station for him, and we dated for two years. 786 00:51:19,834 --> 00:51:21,959 Then he wanted to break up. 787 00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:27,000 I was so devastated, I begged him to let me be around. 788 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:31,750 So we just had sex for three more years. 789 00:51:32,667 --> 00:51:36,250 The funny thing is, I didn’t see anyone else in that three years. 790 00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:39,083 But he was seeing other people 791 00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:41,166 while he was fucking me. 792 00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:42,792 What a scumbag! 793 00:51:42,875 --> 00:51:44,333 It gets even better. 794 00:51:44,959 --> 00:51:50,500 He told me one day that he found someone he really cares about, 795 00:51:51,375 --> 00:51:53,166 and he wanted to end it with me. 796 00:51:54,041 --> 00:51:57,250 It hurt a lot more than when he wanted to break up with me. 797 00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:04,166 I acted up a bit and bad rumors spread at work. 798 00:52:04,834 --> 00:52:06,125 So I quit. 799 00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,208 He’s getting married this month. 800 00:52:24,542 --> 00:52:27,417 I asked him the last time we slept together 801 00:52:27,834 --> 00:52:29,709 who is better. 802 00:52:29,959 --> 00:52:34,125 He has better sex with me, but he wants to marry her. 803 00:52:35,166 --> 00:52:36,917 He loves her more. 804 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:43,875 What sad load of crap is that? 805 00:52:44,417 --> 00:52:47,875 If anything deserves total havoc, it’s that wedding. 806 00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:50,542 Shall I do it? 807 00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:57,166 Show up at the wedding, expose all his evil, and break up the marriage? 808 00:52:57,250 --> 00:53:02,542 Totally! Pack up. I'll go with you. 809 00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:25,709 Knock knock, I’m here to see 810 00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:28,917 how my doormat is doing? 811 00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:34,792 Thank you for asking weird questions for me. 812 00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:38,125 All I wanted to do was just talk, 813 00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:42,166 but I couldn’t be completely honest even with my best friends. 814 00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:49,917 Don’t we want love so we can talk and have sex? 815 00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:53,041 Why is that so difficult? 816 00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:58,709 Let’s stop pretending to be cool. We’re all fucking lonely. 817 00:53:59,792 --> 00:54:01,333 Who here isn’t? 818 00:54:07,333 --> 00:54:08,250 Hey. 819 00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:11,875 Where did you come from? 820 00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:14,959 Why did you come to me? 821 00:54:18,083 --> 00:54:19,250 Tell me. 822 00:55:47,417 --> 00:55:49,500 Hey, wake up. 823 00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:53,834 How much did we drink last night? 824 00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:56,208 Where am I...? 825 00:55:56,291 --> 00:55:59,083 In a motel room. 826 00:56:00,959 --> 00:56:05,291 Did you... do it to me while I was passed out? 827 00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:06,375 What the hell? 828 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:10,375 You stripped off, complaining it’s hot. I made sure you didn’t catch cold. 829 00:56:11,834 --> 00:56:13,041 Right? 830 00:56:13,667 --> 00:56:15,166 I paid for the room, too. 831 00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,792 Thank you very much. Send me your account number. 832 00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,041 I already have. Send half. 833 00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:23,250 Well, thanks. 834 00:56:25,083 --> 00:56:26,041 What was that? 835 00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:26,834 What? 836 00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:30,375 You’re sorry to spend money without having sex? 837 00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:33,166 Want me to blow you now? 838 00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:36,875 Are you crazy? I’m a sensible, educated man. 839 00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:39,583 What’s wrong with you? 840 00:56:40,542 --> 00:56:42,208 Do you have no shame? 841 00:56:42,959 --> 00:56:43,792 Urgh. 842 00:56:44,208 --> 00:56:45,625 I have no shame. So what? 843 00:56:45,709 --> 00:56:46,834 Good for you. 844 00:57:06,417 --> 00:57:07,583 Relationships are a fart, 845 00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:08,667 and marriages are poop. 846 00:57:08,709 --> 00:57:10,291 You keep on farting, 847 00:57:10,375 --> 00:57:11,792 and when you have to poop, you get married. 848 00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:18,250 I’m getting even more curious, what’s going on in her head? 849 00:57:21,834 --> 00:57:22,542 I love it. 850 00:57:24,834 --> 00:57:25,625 It’s on me! 851 00:57:25,709 --> 00:57:26,542 Can you do it twice in a day? 852 00:57:26,625 --> 00:57:27,125 What? 853 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:41,542 Hey? 854 00:57:42,458 --> 00:57:44,208 Do you know why thirty is thirty? 855 00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:45,000 Why? 856 00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:47,250 Because you’re allowed to be dirty. 857 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:58,041 She’s the first girl to make a sex joke with age. 858 00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:06,041 We did it three times. 859 00:58:07,291 --> 00:58:08,583 Can you do it one more time? 860 00:58:08,667 --> 00:58:15,041 She awakened potentials in me I wasn’t even aware of. 861 00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:16,500 This column is really funny. 862 00:58:16,583 --> 00:58:17,583 Apparently, it’s a true story. 863 00:58:17,667 --> 00:58:18,667 Can you see it? 864 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:21,667 She made me go back to being a child. 865 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:27,834 Is it true that women can’t have sex unless they’re emotionally involved? 866 00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:30,834 I totally can. 867 00:58:31,291 --> 00:58:34,250 She kept me excited, even when we weren’t with each other, 868 00:58:34,709 --> 00:58:38,417 and unleashed the laughter that had been locked inside me. 869 00:58:50,166 --> 00:58:53,458 I really felt it this time. 870 00:58:55,667 --> 00:58:58,750 If this isn’t a relationship, then what is? 871 00:58:58,834 --> 00:59:00,333 It’s more like theater. 872 00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:03,875 Maybe her acting won’t end. 873 00:59:03,959 --> 00:59:10,500 But if it’s really just a show, I keep on thinking I want to end it. 874 00:59:11,417 --> 00:59:12,500 When’s the next episode coming? 875 00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:31,291 Maybe that’s why 876 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:48,375 the words slipped out of my mouth... I love you. 877 01:00:01,458 --> 01:00:05,709 Woori’s column hit 500,000 views! 878 01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:07,750 Everyone, get off the keyboards. 879 01:00:08,875 --> 01:00:10,834 Dinner is on me! 880 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:12,959 Pack up, we’re having beef. 881 01:00:13,083 --> 01:00:16,125 Let’s go! 500,000 views! 882 01:00:16,208 --> 01:00:19,250 To Park Woori, the genius! 883 01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:21,375 To Woori! 884 01:00:21,458 --> 01:00:22,875 Thank you so much. 885 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:24,417 Have some. 886 01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:25,083 I’ll eat myself. 887 01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:27,291 It’s okay. Open your mouth. 888 01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:30,125 Don’t favor him too much though. 889 01:00:30,333 --> 01:00:33,834 If you want my love, then bring me a killer column. 890 01:00:33,917 --> 01:00:36,875 500,000 views is like a dream. 891 01:00:36,959 --> 01:00:38,291 - Wow, look at this! - What is it? 892 01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:40,667 517,000 and counting. 893 01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:41,917 It’s incredible. 894 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,750 LOVE BRIDGE subscribers have surged, too. 895 01:00:44,834 --> 01:00:47,375 People must’ve been horny around New Year’s. 896 01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:49,333 Are you sure the story is based on an interview? 897 01:00:49,792 --> 01:00:50,500 Yeah. 898 01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:53,166 Stealing leftovers from the next table, 899 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:56,083 and with men, you should move down by two scales... 900 01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:59,417 these details feel so real. 901 01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:02,500 And the writing feels somewhat different from your usual style. 902 01:01:02,583 --> 01:01:05,458 Readers are raising suspicion, too. About the details. 903 01:01:05,542 --> 01:01:09,333 What if it’s his story? It’s pretty common around here. 904 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:12,625 This is all a compliment, you know? 905 01:01:12,709 --> 01:01:15,750 Focus on what matters. You made the readers horny. 906 01:01:15,834 --> 01:01:19,458 Who knew a sex column with no sex would do so well? 907 01:01:19,542 --> 01:01:22,083 No wonder you’re a creative writing major. 908 01:01:22,375 --> 01:01:25,458 Good for you. You got yourself a fan club. 909 01:01:25,792 --> 01:01:27,375 - Woori? - Yes. 910 01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:29,750 - Let’s make it a 10-part series. - No, that’s... 911 01:01:30,750 --> 01:01:32,709 It’s a direct order from the managing director. 912 01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:34,834 Then you have to do it. 913 01:01:34,917 --> 01:01:36,625 - Absolutely. - No objections. 914 01:01:36,709 --> 01:01:38,250 Well, please, you have to hear... 915 01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:41,917 And announcement! Our team is getting a special bonus. 916 01:01:41,959 --> 01:01:43,625 Bonus, bonus, bonus! 917 01:01:44,417 --> 01:01:47,333 - Bonus! - Bonus! 918 01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:53,583 My ace writer! 919 01:01:55,709 --> 01:01:57,083 Did you drink a lot? 920 01:01:59,959 --> 01:02:03,959 I got curious reading the story. 921 01:02:04,041 --> 01:02:05,500 Are you going out with her? 922 01:02:06,458 --> 01:02:07,375 No. 923 01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:10,542 Yeah, it’s no fun if it happens too soon. 924 01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:13,083 You heated up the readers so much. 925 01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:18,583 It’s the moment before the relationship that’s the best. 926 01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:22,875 Woori. 927 01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:25,208 You should do it now. 928 01:02:25,583 --> 01:02:26,208 What? 929 01:02:26,291 --> 01:02:27,417 Write about the sex. 930 01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:33,125 You read the comments? People are getting annoyed. 931 01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:36,333 There’s a limit to tormenting the audience. 932 01:02:36,583 --> 01:02:39,625 Look at 50 Shades of Grey. 933 01:02:39,709 --> 01:02:41,542 It tantalizes you in the beginning, 934 01:02:41,625 --> 01:02:45,542 but when they show you, they really show you. 935 01:02:45,917 --> 01:02:50,125 It’s time. You have to write the real sex column. 936 01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:51,250 Chief... 937 01:02:51,375 --> 01:02:53,041 I’m going to stop. 938 01:02:53,125 --> 01:02:53,959 What? 939 01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:57,083 I can’t do it anymore. 940 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:00,166 Are you... 941 01:03:00,250 --> 01:03:02,709 If I tell her sincerely, she’ll understand. 942 01:03:04,792 --> 01:03:06,458 Are you in love with her? 943 01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:08,917 Is that it? 944 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:14,250 You must be. Otherwise, why would you tell her? 945 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:19,583 Okay then, write creatively from now on. That’s what you do, right? 946 01:03:20,208 --> 01:03:23,875 You’ve laid out the foundation. From here to episode 10 will be 947 01:03:23,959 --> 01:03:28,291 an outright dirty novel, or get help from Macho. 948 01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:31,583 No, I’m calling it quits. 949 01:03:32,458 --> 01:03:35,166 Don’t you know what a direct order means? 950 01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:39,750 Complete the 10-part, and you’ll get your own page. 951 01:03:39,959 --> 01:03:41,250 You said you want to write a book. 952 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,583 Think about it over the weekend. 953 01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:49,208 If she finds out about the column, 954 01:03:50,041 --> 01:03:55,417 or if you stop like this, I won’t tolerate it. 955 01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:03,834 Where have you been? 956 01:04:04,166 --> 01:04:05,583 Let’s have a drink. 957 01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:25,458 It’ll be nice to have one now. 958 01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:32,333 One, two, three, four... I’ll learn English. 959 01:04:46,792 --> 01:04:49,583 Ja-young... I love you. 960 01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:11,959 Tweety Bird 961 01:05:16,875 --> 01:05:17,875 Hello? 962 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,417 Yeah... 963 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:23,500 Now? 964 01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:40,667 What brings you here? 965 01:05:43,959 --> 01:05:45,458 I have something to tell you. 966 01:05:47,125 --> 01:05:49,959 Is there a café where we can talk? 967 01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:51,125 Let’s see... 968 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:05,500 Shit! Your ex’s wedding is in an hour. 969 01:06:05,792 --> 01:06:10,583 Isn’t this the hotel he used to bring you to all the time? What a bastard! 970 01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:16,208 What’s the matter? What is it? 971 01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:22,375 Remember, you made the offer first. 972 01:07:03,041 --> 01:07:07,583 What am I doing here? I feel so stupid. 973 01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:09,417 Let’s get out of here. 974 01:07:10,792 --> 01:07:12,375 But we came all the way here. 975 01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:16,208 This is a terrible idea. Let’s go. 976 01:07:16,792 --> 01:07:19,166 Wait, what are you saying? 977 01:07:19,917 --> 01:07:23,083 Didn’t he dump you then use you for three more years? 978 01:07:24,125 --> 01:07:24,875 Am I wrong? 979 01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:26,500 You know nothing. 980 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,625 Then why do you cry when you’re drunk? 981 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:29,667 What? 982 01:07:29,917 --> 01:07:31,542 What did we come here for? 983 01:07:33,542 --> 01:07:37,417 Let’s at least watch the ceremony. 984 01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:23,125 Where do I give the wedding gift money? 985 01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:24,792 I’ll get the guestbook. 986 01:08:32,667 --> 01:08:33,458 Don’t look back. 987 01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:33,959 Huh? 988 01:08:34,083 --> 01:08:35,083 Keep walking. 989 01:08:35,166 --> 01:08:37,083 - Excuse me. Hey! - Run! 990 01:08:37,458 --> 01:08:38,875 You there! Stop! 991 01:08:42,917 --> 01:08:45,041 Let go of this. 992 01:08:45,875 --> 01:08:47,834 No. Run. 993 01:08:54,417 --> 01:08:56,041 I can’t anymore. 994 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:04,667 What did you do? 995 01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:10,625 Did you steal the gift money? That’s theft. 996 01:09:14,834 --> 01:09:15,834 What is this? 997 01:09:16,041 --> 01:09:21,542 This... is not money... but still quite important. 998 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:23,208 I thought he’d be in trouble without this. 999 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:27,208 I heard some celeb talk on a TV show. 1000 01:09:27,291 --> 01:09:31,667 She said after she broke up with her lover, 1001 01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:34,709 she wanted her ex to feel a little anxious all the time. 1002 01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:38,375 Not knowing who paid how much at his wedding 1003 01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:40,959 will kill him for the rest of his life. 1004 01:09:42,917 --> 01:09:44,166 You’re a total nut. 1005 01:09:54,417 --> 01:09:56,083 Do you feel better? 1006 01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,166 Well… 1007 01:10:04,625 --> 01:10:07,750 I thought I was the protagonist of that man’s life. 1008 01:10:09,291 --> 01:10:10,917 But I wasn’t. 1009 01:10:11,959 --> 01:10:14,834 It just got confirmed that I was a side character. 1010 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:20,041 But it doesn’t feel that shitty. 1011 01:10:20,959 --> 01:10:25,834 I feel like I’m a cool sort of side character. 1012 01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:27,792 Cool, my ass. 1013 01:10:28,333 --> 01:10:29,792 I guess I tried to run. 1014 01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,834 Because I didn't want to admit it. 1015 01:10:35,208 --> 01:10:37,417 But it was a good thing I watched the wedding. 1016 01:10:38,542 --> 01:10:40,083 So thank you! 1017 01:10:43,458 --> 01:10:45,083 What’s that Park Bo Gum-like smile? 1018 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:47,375 What...? Do I look like him? 1019 01:10:47,458 --> 01:10:51,667 A 45-year-old Park Bo Gum growing blueberries in the country. 1020 01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:53,792 Not funny. 1021 01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:06,208 Anyway, what did you want to tell me? 1022 01:11:07,375 --> 01:11:08,291 Oh, that... 1023 01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:10,291 You had something to tell me. 1024 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:21,959 Ja-young, 1025 01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:33,041 what I’m about to tell you... 1026 01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:36,208 Hey, do you want to ride the Ferris wheel tomorrow? 1027 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:52,458 What the hell? 1028 01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:55,625 He looks so real. 1029 01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:01,208 Shit. 1030 01:12:03,208 --> 01:12:03,959 I'm hungry. 1031 01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:05,500 Am I the shit or what? 1032 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:21,041 Let’s go one more time. 1033 01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:22,250 - No... - Why not? 1034 01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:23,542 I'm dying. 1035 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:24,417 Come on, it’s fun. 1036 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:26,458 I’m going home, okay? 1037 01:12:26,542 --> 01:12:28,834 Please collect your belongings from the counter by the entrance. 1038 01:12:28,917 --> 01:12:30,041 Your phone! 1039 01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:40,625 There we are. 1040 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:43,417 Look at us. 1041 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:44,917 Check this out. 1042 01:12:45,375 --> 01:12:46,750 I need the restroom. 1043 01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:48,250 I’ll be here. 1044 01:13:01,166 --> 01:13:04,250 - I’m on top, you on the bottom - From A to Z except a relationship 1045 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:07,250 - A regular guy, not so regular girl - It’s a grey area: holiday, and one-nighter, too 1046 01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:16,500 - Isn’t she just a hypocritic sex maniac? - They say one thing and act differently. 1047 01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:19,583 - Need that kind of girl around me. - Join LOVE BRIDGE, too! 1048 01:13:19,667 --> 01:13:21,959 Thanks. I’ll put it on my phone. 1049 01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:35,667 Excuse me. I just got off this ride. 1050 01:13:36,208 --> 01:13:37,333 You came for your phone? 1051 01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:38,834 - Is this yours? - Thank you. 1052 01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:41,208 A woman left it for you. 1053 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:44,291 CHIEF: your column hit 700,000! LOVE BRIDGE wants to advertise! 1054 01:14:05,959 --> 01:14:07,166 Ja-young! 1055 01:14:14,458 --> 01:14:15,125 Ja-young. 1056 01:14:15,417 --> 01:14:17,750 Ja-young, hey! 1057 01:14:19,750 --> 01:14:20,709 Who the fuck are you? 1058 01:14:20,959 --> 01:14:22,917 Let’s go somewhere and talk. 1059 01:14:24,458 --> 01:14:28,375 We can talk here. I’m scared to go anywhere with you. 1060 01:14:32,834 --> 01:14:33,750 A column? 1061 01:14:34,667 --> 01:14:37,291 What’s all this? Tell me. 1062 01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:42,917 Yes, I wrote it. 1063 01:14:45,166 --> 01:14:46,792 I’ve written five so far. 1064 01:14:47,208 --> 01:14:48,417 And you met me to write it. 1065 01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:49,750 It’s not like that. 1066 01:14:50,291 --> 01:14:51,542 Then what? 1067 01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:55,166 You approached me intentionally for this. 1068 01:14:55,959 --> 01:14:58,250 I’m sorry I didn’t tell you about it, 1069 01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:01,959 but I was going to tell you everything today. 1070 01:15:02,041 --> 01:15:03,625 You were going to tell me? 1071 01:15:04,375 --> 01:15:06,583 Am I supposed to say thank you? 1072 01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:09,834 That explains your performance at the wedding. 1073 01:15:09,917 --> 01:15:10,959 You know that’s not true. 1074 01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:12,250 Why me? 1075 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:16,750 Do I look like an idiot? 1076 01:15:16,834 --> 01:15:19,458 No! Of course not. 1077 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:21,166 Ja-young. 1078 01:15:21,250 --> 01:15:22,875 So this is what you do. 1079 01:15:23,542 --> 01:15:26,917 Have sex and write a column. It must’ve been so much fun. 1080 01:15:26,959 --> 01:15:30,417 That’s why you offered to pay for drinks and rooms. 1081 01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:34,625 Do you even feel guilty? 1082 01:15:37,417 --> 01:15:41,750 You fucking sociopath! I’m gonna sue you and your company. 1083 01:15:41,834 --> 01:15:46,291 You can sue me, expose me, do whatever you want, 1084 01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:50,417 but what do you get by walking out on me? 1085 01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:53,625 Can you at least hear me out? 1086 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,208 I’m not the only one, am I? 1087 01:15:56,542 --> 01:15:57,125 What? 1088 01:15:57,208 --> 01:15:58,709 How many more are there? 1089 01:15:58,792 --> 01:16:00,667 What are you talking about? 1090 01:16:01,750 --> 01:16:04,834 How many women did you make a fool out of on that dating app? 1091 01:16:05,959 --> 01:16:10,208 I’ll take the column down. It’s anonymous. No one knows it’s you. 1092 01:16:10,291 --> 01:16:12,542 No, don’t. 1093 01:16:18,083 --> 01:16:19,458 I’ll upload, too. 1094 01:16:19,875 --> 01:16:20,709 I was victimized by Park Woori. 1095 01:16:20,792 --> 01:16:21,917 Yes, I wrote it. 1096 01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:24,750 I’ve written five so far. 1097 01:16:25,417 --> 01:16:26,750 Well, this is fun. 1098 01:16:26,834 --> 01:16:28,291 I don’t feel guilty as well. 1099 01:16:40,542 --> 01:16:43,458 It’s a grey area: holiday, and one-nighter, too. 1100 01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:47,291 I felt cold, wet wind seeping into my body... 1101 01:17:11,125 --> 01:17:14,959 #If you drink this, you’re going out with me. 1102 01:17:25,792 --> 01:17:29,750 I’ll make sure he goes to jail for this. 1103 01:17:29,959 --> 01:17:32,458 You have nothing to worry about, okay? 1104 01:17:32,542 --> 01:17:34,250 The internet detectives beat you to it. 1105 01:17:34,333 --> 01:17:36,583 They dug up everything about him. He got doxed. 1106 01:17:39,125 --> 01:17:42,250 Way to go, IT powerhouse Korea. Man, they’re fast. 1107 01:17:43,083 --> 01:17:47,542 Let’s see... graduated from Noil High in 2010... 1108 01:17:47,917 --> 01:17:51,875 Creative Writing major at Sinseok University… 1109 01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:54,000 ...joined magazine in 2019... 1110 01:17:54,917 --> 01:17:56,375 What a sick maniac! 1111 01:17:57,000 --> 01:18:00,417 Anyway, are you really this freaky, or is he a really good writer? 1112 01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:01,625 Hey! 1113 01:18:01,667 --> 01:18:05,667 I'm just curious... 1114 01:18:05,750 --> 01:18:08,250 - I don’t normally read this... - Hey! 1115 01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:14,583 People are tightly divided. 1116 01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:18,291 One side is crucifying the guy, 1117 01:18:18,375 --> 01:18:23,166 while the other side says his confession is heartrending and you should forgive him 1118 01:18:24,542 --> 01:18:26,458 ...and marry him. 1119 01:18:26,959 --> 01:18:28,917 Come to think of it, 1120 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:32,667 the column doesn’t specify you as the female character. 1121 01:18:32,709 --> 01:18:35,250 It’s hard to build a case for defamation or libel. 1122 01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:37,333 Your name isn’t mentioned in the voice recording either. 1123 01:18:37,417 --> 01:18:39,250 We may have no money, but we have our fists. 1124 01:18:39,625 --> 01:18:41,792 We’ll beat a confession out of him. 1125 01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:43,417 Let’s beat him up! 1126 01:18:43,834 --> 01:18:47,709 What’s wrong with you guys? I'm fine. 1127 01:18:47,834 --> 01:18:49,750 You don’t have to make this more serious than it is. 1128 01:18:49,875 --> 01:18:51,750 You’re really being ridiculous. 1129 01:18:52,542 --> 01:18:55,208 Did you have a good laugh? Then good for you. 1130 01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:59,041 My name isn’t mentioned anywhere. No harm done. 1131 01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:02,542 You didn’t have to lock up for me. 1132 01:19:04,750 --> 01:19:07,041 What I don't understand is... 1133 01:19:08,208 --> 01:19:11,333 He came with me to my ex’s wedding. 1134 01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:16,000 He accompanied me on my revenge mission. 1135 01:19:16,542 --> 01:19:21,583 And going to the wedding actually helped me move on. 1136 01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:25,625 And all that was just for show. 1137 01:19:26,959 --> 01:19:28,709 To what end? 1138 01:19:30,583 --> 01:19:34,583 He said he was sincere, and wanted to tell me everything. 1139 01:19:34,667 --> 01:19:39,834 Why did he do so before stupidly getting caught? 1140 01:19:43,959 --> 01:19:49,750 I fucking knew it would end like this with him, too. 1141 01:19:53,959 --> 01:19:55,875 I knew it. 1142 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:37,000 I made hangover soup. - Love, Dad 1143 01:20:45,834 --> 01:20:49,041 Can I get any lower than this? 1144 01:20:49,458 --> 01:20:51,834 Stop. You’re disturbing dust! 1145 01:20:53,125 --> 01:20:58,125 What are you flipping out about? 1146 01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:01,792 Because I’m a sad side character. 1147 01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:04,250 Side characters aren’t allowed to flip out? 1148 01:21:08,959 --> 01:21:14,792 I’ll be 30 next year, grandma. When will I become a main character? 1149 01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:20,667 You look a bit like a main character today. 1150 01:21:21,166 --> 01:21:22,166 What? 1151 01:21:22,250 --> 01:21:27,000 You play the main character, extra, and side characters, too. 1152 01:21:27,458 --> 01:21:29,667 That’s the fun of life. 1153 01:21:37,709 --> 01:21:40,917 He demanded all his columns be pulled, and he handed in his resignation. 1154 01:21:41,041 --> 01:21:44,417 He’s been referred to a disciplinary committee. Maybe the girl sued. 1155 01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,625 I heard the editor-in-chief knew about her all along. 1156 01:21:47,709 --> 01:21:49,834 She’s a steel-hearted bitch! 1157 01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:53,709 Anyway, I knew he would end up like that. 1158 01:21:58,041 --> 01:22:01,875 Sex columnist’s pic from military service 1159 01:22:14,875 --> 01:22:17,041 Tweety Bird 1160 01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:27,500 The person you’re calling is not available... 1161 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:52,458 Welcome to your favorite podcast for older girls, “In My Time”! 1162 01:22:52,542 --> 01:22:54,959 I’m your host, Ja-young the Lovely. 1163 01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:57,792 With Lunar New Year 2022 around the corner, 1164 01:22:57,875 --> 01:23:03,208 the theme for Episode 74 is, “The Best Friend in My Life.” 1165 01:23:03,291 --> 01:23:07,500 So, girls, tell us about your besties. 1166 01:23:13,542 --> 01:23:16,333 What did I tell you? That it would be a huge hit. 1167 01:23:16,583 --> 01:23:19,667 No, you said she’d suffer endlessly and shit blood. 1168 01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:24,959 - Hi, Woori. - Sir. 1169 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:27,917 - Can you cover until 5? - Sorry? 1170 01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,375 The next shift guy can’t make it. 1171 01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:35,291 - Stock the ramen shelves? - Got it. 1172 01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:40,166 I went over the CCTV footage for security. 1173 01:23:40,458 --> 01:23:44,375 You’re reading books too much during your shift. 1174 01:23:45,417 --> 01:23:48,125 You should’ve found a job at a bookstore. 1175 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,375 Sorry. 1176 01:23:50,709 --> 01:23:52,250 - See you later. - Okay. 1177 01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:05,041 Grandma. 1178 01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:06,917 Yeah? 1179 01:24:07,834 --> 01:24:13,000 I bet listeners will love your night winner story. 1180 01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:14,917 - Yeah? - Of course. 1181 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:19,333 I’m happy as long as you are. 1182 01:24:20,458 --> 01:24:21,834 What’s your secret? 1183 01:24:23,166 --> 01:24:26,166 How did the secret rendezvous by the mill become your love? 1184 01:24:27,083 --> 01:24:31,458 Where you meet isn’t important. 1185 01:24:32,959 --> 01:24:38,959 If you’re meant to be, you’ll end up together. 1186 01:24:39,083 --> 01:24:44,417 Really? If it’s meant to be? 1187 01:24:45,875 --> 01:24:48,917 Is there someone? 1188 01:24:53,417 --> 01:24:55,333 Someone I want to be with? 1189 01:25:07,291 --> 01:25:10,250 What do you think love is? 1190 01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:16,333 Love? I’m not sure. 1191 01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:23,417 I used to write a novel. 1192 01:25:24,667 --> 01:25:27,500 All I wanted was to be stinking rich, 1193 01:25:27,583 --> 01:25:29,250 but eventually I gave up. 1194 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:35,000 My favorite writer said, 1195 01:25:36,750 --> 01:25:40,000 “If you have not loved, you can’t write.” 1196 01:25:41,792 --> 01:25:47,166 Ever since then, I haven’t been able to write. 1197 01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:50,917 Want me to make you write again? 1198 01:26:28,959 --> 01:26:29,834 I can do it! 1199 01:26:30,291 --> 01:26:31,542 I’m the protagonist of my life! 1200 01:26:45,959 --> 01:26:46,792 Guestbook 1201 01:26:46,875 --> 01:26:50,166 Not knowing who paid how much at his wedding 1202 01:26:50,208 --> 01:26:52,875 will kill him for the rest of his life. 1203 01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:20,125 Park Wooroa $10 1204 01:27:33,834 --> 01:27:38,041 Come over to my house. I’ll make New Year’s soup. 1205 01:27:38,125 --> 01:27:41,250 I’ll pass. I’ve got something to do. 1206 01:27:41,333 --> 01:27:43,667 Your New Year’s ritual? 1207 01:27:44,083 --> 01:27:45,917 Blood donation and buckwheat noodles? 1208 01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,000 No. 1209 01:27:47,625 --> 01:27:52,083 My husband’s friends are here, including the Park Bo Gum lookalike. 1210 01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:52,959 Park Bo Gum? 1211 01:27:53,041 --> 01:27:54,375 Yeah, he’s here. 1212 01:27:55,709 --> 01:27:56,750 Okay. 1213 01:28:00,792 --> 01:28:01,709 That’ll be $36. 1214 01:28:01,792 --> 01:28:04,291 - There you go. - Thank you. 1215 01:28:04,375 --> 01:28:06,250 - Bye. - Happy New Year. 1216 01:28:06,667 --> 01:28:08,834 Can’t let good food go to waste. 1217 01:28:25,750 --> 01:28:28,709 Ja-young? Ja-young? 1218 01:28:30,709 --> 01:28:34,291 Who are you? Do I know you? 1219 01:28:35,792 --> 01:28:37,875 So you only come here on New Year’s Day? 1220 01:28:37,959 --> 01:28:41,208 I came here a few times thinking about you. 1221 01:28:41,291 --> 01:28:44,166 You don’t even understand buckwheat noodles. 1222 01:28:45,458 --> 01:28:48,083 What are you talking about? I’m from up north. 1223 01:28:50,834 --> 01:28:53,583 I gave blood before coming here. Look. 1224 01:28:54,166 --> 01:28:57,000 I almost passed out when the needle went in. 1225 01:28:57,542 --> 01:28:59,291 Why did you do it? 1226 01:29:01,792 --> 01:29:03,083 Ja-young… 1227 01:29:06,750 --> 01:29:09,166 I really thought hard about this. 1228 01:29:11,417 --> 01:29:13,250 I think we’re ready for it. 1229 01:29:14,625 --> 01:29:15,542 For what? 1230 01:29:16,709 --> 01:29:17,625 A relationship. 1231 01:29:18,750 --> 01:29:21,834 I will make up for all the wrong I did to you. 1232 01:29:24,125 --> 01:29:26,166 We’ve done everything together except that. 1233 01:29:27,542 --> 01:29:29,709 What more is there to it anyway, 1234 01:29:31,542 --> 01:29:34,834 besides liking each other, caring for each other, 1235 01:29:34,917 --> 01:29:36,500 and having a good time together? 1236 01:29:36,583 --> 01:29:39,291 And why would I do that with you? 1237 01:29:42,542 --> 01:29:44,250 Should... we love then? 1238 01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:54,000 Very much so, moderately so, somewhat, we make an awesome couple... 1239 01:29:54,083 --> 01:29:55,250 Hey. 1240 01:29:55,333 --> 01:29:56,333 Ja-young. 1241 01:29:59,709 --> 01:30:01,166 I missed you. 1242 01:30:25,291 --> 01:30:29,417 Ja-young, why did you come here? 1243 01:30:40,959 --> 01:30:45,208 Ja-young, can I come with you? 1244 01:30:47,333 --> 01:30:48,458 Huh? 1245 01:30:49,709 --> 01:30:50,959 I’m coming with you. 1246 01:30:53,583 --> 01:30:56,291 Can this movie be a romance movie? 1247 01:30:57,250 --> 01:30:59,083 What will it take? 1248 01:30:59,834 --> 01:31:03,333 A sweet love confession? A romantic kiss? 1249 01:31:04,709 --> 01:31:08,291 Even if we don’t have that or break up eventually 1250 01:31:08,375 --> 01:31:10,667 I hope it won’t be a bad story 1251 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:13,917 because this is our special romance. 84520