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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,137 --> 00:00:06,632 Hi, Tony. 2 00:00:06,847 --> 00:00:09,635 - Guess what I just bought? - A new bowling bag. 3 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:12,478 Very funny. Are you going bowling with us tonight? 4 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:15,978 Oh, I can't, Roger. Jeannie expects me to be with her every minute. 5 00:00:16,148 --> 00:00:18,307 She's got a long list of things for me to do. 6 00:00:18,484 --> 00:00:21,568 She wants me to go to movies and plays and museums and picnics- 7 00:00:21,737 --> 00:00:23,860 - That sounds like fun. - It would be fun... 8 00:00:24,031 --> 00:00:26,818 ...if I had time for it, but, well, I'm- I'm scheduled... 9 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:29,947 ...to do the lunar-landing research vehicle next month. 10 00:00:30,121 --> 00:00:31,401 Know what you should do? 11 00:00:31,581 --> 00:00:34,036 Get her a hobby. That'd solve all your problems. 12 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:37,293 Can you imagine Jeannie with a hobby? 13 00:00:38,421 --> 00:00:41,256 Hey, wait a minute. That's not a bad i- You're brilliant. 14 00:00:41,424 --> 00:00:43,962 Yeah, something that'll keep her busy 24 hours a day. 15 00:00:44,135 --> 00:00:45,629 Well, I could- 16 00:00:46,137 --> 00:00:48,592 Good morning, master. Good morning, Major Healey. 17 00:00:48,764 --> 00:00:50,472 Good morning, Jeannie. 18 00:00:50,641 --> 00:00:53,975 Tony just told me that he's gonna try to get you to take up a hobby- 19 00:00:54,145 --> 00:00:56,054 - Roger. - Oh, a hobby? 20 00:00:56,397 --> 00:00:58,271 Have you ever thought of studying... 21 00:00:58,691 --> 00:01:00,316 ...designing or sculpture? 22 00:01:00,526 --> 00:01:03,313 Oh, no, I would not be interested. 23 00:01:04,322 --> 00:01:06,895 - Dancing? - Karate? 24 00:01:07,074 --> 00:01:09,945 Roge. Isn't there anything that interests you, Jeannie? 25 00:01:11,329 --> 00:01:14,532 Oh, yes, master. I'm interested in all those things. 26 00:01:14,749 --> 00:01:19,161 But if I studied any of them, I wouldn't be able to spend all my time with you. 27 00:01:19,337 --> 00:01:20,831 Nice try, nice try. 28 00:01:21,005 --> 00:01:24,006 - Are you ready to go to the art exhibit? - No, I'm not going. 29 00:01:24,175 --> 00:01:26,167 I've told you three times, I can't go. 30 00:01:26,344 --> 00:01:27,589 Oh, but you must. 31 00:01:27,762 --> 00:01:31,925 No, I mustn't. Now, you've got to realize that when I say no, I mean no. 32 00:01:32,099 --> 00:01:34,341 - Right. He has a will of iron. - Yeah. 33 00:01:35,186 --> 00:01:38,140 Yeah, a will of iron. 34 00:01:41,192 --> 00:01:44,062 - Jeannie. - Welcome to the art exhibit, master. 35 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:45,814 Yeah. 36 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,506 Oh, look, master. 37 00:02:51,679 --> 00:02:53,755 It is an original Aunt Sarah. 38 00:02:53,931 --> 00:02:56,173 - Yeah. - Mom, I'm tired. 39 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,726 I want to go. 40 00:02:57,894 --> 00:02:59,933 Shut up and stop whining. 41 00:03:00,104 --> 00:03:02,346 You're gonna have culture if it kills you. 42 00:03:02,523 --> 00:03:05,560 I cannot stand to hear people treat children like that. 43 00:03:05,776 --> 00:03:07,568 - Neither can I. - My feet hurt. 44 00:03:07,737 --> 00:03:08,816 Can't we go home? 45 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,064 Do you want to be ignorant like your father? 46 00:03:12,950 --> 00:03:14,610 Jeannie, don't get into this. 47 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,108 Jeannie. 48 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,495 Mom? 49 00:03:24,962 --> 00:03:26,919 Jeannie, come on. 50 00:03:31,135 --> 00:03:33,507 Harold. 51 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,717 Jeannie, why did you turn that boy's mother into a goose? 52 00:03:37,892 --> 00:03:39,801 Because she was a goose, master. 53 00:03:39,977 --> 00:03:42,385 I could not stand to see the way she treated him. 54 00:03:42,563 --> 00:03:44,888 There's a very special way to treat children. 55 00:03:45,066 --> 00:03:46,311 Yeah, I'm sure there is. 56 00:03:46,484 --> 00:03:48,975 - But turning a mother- - I know all about children. 57 00:03:49,153 --> 00:03:51,561 Someday I'm going to write a book about it. 58 00:03:51,739 --> 00:03:53,067 Yeah, you do that. 59 00:03:53,241 --> 00:03:56,111 It would be the best book in the whole world. 60 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:59,080 You think you could write a book about bringing up kids? 61 00:03:59,247 --> 00:04:01,369 Of course, master. 62 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:03,450 How long do you think it'd take? 63 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:07,461 I do not know. Maybe... 64 00:04:07,964 --> 00:04:09,244 ...three or four weeks. 65 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:12,757 Three or four weeks, huh? You wouldn't be able to do anything else. 66 00:04:12,927 --> 00:04:14,920 What I mean is, you'd have to concentrate. 67 00:04:15,096 --> 00:04:17,005 Oh, I would not mind, master. 68 00:04:17,348 --> 00:04:20,764 - Do you really think I should do it? - Oh, yeah, I do, I really do. 69 00:04:21,519 --> 00:04:24,010 Very well, master. I shall. 70 00:04:28,734 --> 00:04:31,901 I am afraid you will not be seeing much of me for a while, master. 71 00:04:32,071 --> 00:04:36,021 We all have to make sacrifices. Now, take your time. Don't rush it. 72 00:04:36,367 --> 00:04:37,565 Oh, do not worry, master. 73 00:04:37,743 --> 00:04:39,701 It will be a good book. You will like it. 74 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:42,112 I already like it. 75 00:05:16,699 --> 00:05:17,814 Master. 76 00:05:17,992 --> 00:05:19,570 Oh, hi, Jeannie. How's the book? 77 00:05:19,744 --> 00:05:22,495 It is finished, master. 78 00:05:22,663 --> 00:05:24,786 How to be a Fantastic Parent. 79 00:05:26,417 --> 00:05:28,208 - You like the title? - Yeah, it's fine. 80 00:05:28,377 --> 00:05:31,793 What about How to be a Fantastic Mother? 81 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,795 That is a splendid idea. 82 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,509 You like it? 83 00:05:41,724 --> 00:05:43,847 I do not think I should put my name on it. 84 00:05:44,018 --> 00:05:45,596 - Do you? - No, I don't think so. 85 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:47,846 How about-? Why don't you try anonymous. 86 00:05:48,022 --> 00:05:50,015 Who is anonymous? 87 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:52,810 You could use any name you want to. 88 00:05:52,985 --> 00:05:54,942 I've got to get to the office. I'm late. 89 00:05:55,112 --> 00:05:58,778 - I'll see you later. - Very well, and thank you, master. 90 00:05:58,950 --> 00:06:01,441 - For what? - Your splendid title. 91 00:06:01,911 --> 00:06:03,322 Thank you too. 92 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,990 For what, master? 93 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:07,951 Three weeks' training on the L.L.R.V. 94 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:11,708 L.L.R.V.? 95 00:06:13,756 --> 00:06:18,085 Now, who shall publish my book? 96 00:06:24,976 --> 00:06:26,636 See. 97 00:06:29,605 --> 00:06:32,855 "Woodhouse Publishing Company, New York City, New York. " 98 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:35,563 I will let them publish my book. 99 00:06:43,953 --> 00:06:45,946 Anonymous? 100 00:06:50,334 --> 00:06:51,745 That is better. 101 00:06:51,919 --> 00:06:55,004 Major Anthony Nelson. 102 00:07:01,137 --> 00:07:03,806 Sam Marcus is one of the best astronauts in the program. 103 00:07:04,098 --> 00:07:06,589 They really hauled him on the carpet, huh? 104 00:07:07,143 --> 00:07:08,934 That poor devil. 105 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,936 It is from the publisher. 106 00:07:13,107 --> 00:07:15,064 Let that be a lesson to all of us. 107 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:18,021 I am sure sorry for him, Roger, but- 108 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:23,699 Oh, they have accepted my master's book. 109 00:07:23,868 --> 00:07:27,735 Yeah, yeah, well, all we can do in the future is just be more careful. 110 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:31,199 Yeah, I'll- I'll see you down at the centre. 111 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:34,080 - That's a shame. - What is a shame, master? 112 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:37,539 One of our best astronauts, Sam Marcus, just got himself in trouble. 113 00:07:37,715 --> 00:07:39,873 - How? - He wrote a magazine article... 114 00:07:40,051 --> 00:07:41,794 ...didn't clear it. 115 00:07:41,969 --> 00:07:43,796 And that got him into trouble, master? 116 00:07:43,971 --> 00:07:46,925 Oh, yeah, sure. Every time an astronaut writes anything... 117 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,057 ...he's got to clear it through NASA. 118 00:07:49,227 --> 00:07:50,472 He does? 119 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:56,190 Mail-? Jeannie, did you get the mail? 120 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:59,611 It's just advertising. I better get down to the office. 121 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:02,104 I want to see how poor old Sam is gonna make out. 122 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:04,737 - I'll see you tonight. - Yes, master. 123 00:08:10,206 --> 00:08:12,993 Oh, well, who will know? No one will read the book anyway. 124 00:08:29,016 --> 00:08:30,676 - It's all set to go, major. - Thanks. 125 00:08:30,851 --> 00:08:32,844 Well, good luck, Tony. Look, do a good job. 126 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:36,354 When we use this flying mattress to scoot along the moon's surface... 127 00:08:36,524 --> 00:08:38,315 ...we don't want anything to go wrong. 128 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:41,818 I said, when we- Never mind, never mind. Good luck. 129 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,395 - Good luck. - Bye, sir. 130 00:08:56,919 --> 00:09:00,668 Hey, it worked, it worked, look at him go. 131 00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:16,723 - Is that Major Nelson up there? - Yes, sir. 132 00:09:30,411 --> 00:09:32,404 Perfect. Couldn't have handled better. 133 00:09:32,580 --> 00:09:34,738 That's great, major. 134 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:37,870 Major, there are some reporters in my office to see you. 135 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,372 Thank you. Sir? 136 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:41,621 There are reporters in my office to see you. 137 00:09:41,797 --> 00:09:43,457 They probably heard about the test. 138 00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:45,257 - Shall we go? - Pardon me? 139 00:09:45,426 --> 00:09:48,510 - Shall we go? - Oh, yes, yes. Here. 140 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,515 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Major Nelson. 141 00:09:52,683 --> 00:09:56,099 How do you do? I understand you-all want to ask me some questions. 142 00:09:56,270 --> 00:10:00,897 Would you explain your theory about breast-feeding? 143 00:10:01,317 --> 00:10:03,274 In chapter three in your book, you said- 144 00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:05,977 How do you feel about getting a national baby award... 145 00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:08,278 ...from the Mother's Organization of America? 146 00:10:08,449 --> 00:10:10,572 I'm sorry. I don't seem to understand... 147 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:15,239 - ... what you-all are talking about. - They're talking about your book: 148 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:18,036 How to be a Fantastic Mother. 149 00:10:18,209 --> 00:10:19,407 My book? 150 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:20,830 Well, I never wrote a- 151 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:23,666 Wrote a better book. 152 00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:25,631 How's it feel to be the new Dr. Spock? 153 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,920 - More about your theory on teething. - I read that- 154 00:10:29,512 --> 00:10:32,881 It's amazing how for one hour and a half... 155 00:10:33,057 --> 00:10:36,473 ...you managed to say absolutely nothing. 156 00:10:36,644 --> 00:10:39,217 You're a bachelor, aren't you, major? 157 00:10:39,397 --> 00:10:41,354 - Yes, yes. - I'm a psychiatrist. 158 00:10:41,566 --> 00:10:42,976 I'm staking my reputation... 159 00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:46,270 ...that this book was not written by a bachelor. 160 00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,652 Doctor, believe me, it came off my typewriter. 161 00:10:48,823 --> 00:10:51,148 I'm going to give you a chance to prove it. 162 00:10:51,325 --> 00:10:53,899 Prove it? Prove it how, sir? 163 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:57,954 Do you remember what you said in chapter 13? 164 00:10:58,124 --> 00:11:01,409 Chapter-? Chapter 13? Well, no, not- Not word for word. 165 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:04,337 You said that in one evening... 166 00:11:04,505 --> 00:11:07,672 ...you could take the most incorrigible child in the world... 167 00:11:07,842 --> 00:11:10,380 ...and change him into a loving human being. 168 00:11:10,553 --> 00:11:13,091 Did-? Did I say that? I mean, that was in chapter 13? 169 00:11:13,264 --> 00:11:17,309 Yes, major. And I happen to have the most incorrigible child in the world. 170 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,430 That is, he belongs to my sister. He's 12 years old. 171 00:11:20,605 --> 00:11:25,432 He's already gone through three analysts, of which I was one. 172 00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:27,686 Well, it sounds like quite a challenge, sir. 173 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:30,068 However, I'm afraid I'm not gonna have time- 174 00:11:30,239 --> 00:11:32,196 - One evening. - Yes, sir? 175 00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:34,904 You said you could do it in one evening. 176 00:11:35,077 --> 00:11:36,869 He'll be at your house tonight, major. 177 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:41,114 Tonight? Tonight's impossible, sir. I have to work on the L.L.R.V. 178 00:11:41,292 --> 00:11:44,127 And we're going to have another press conference... 179 00:11:44,462 --> 00:11:47,416 ...where I'll tell the reporters how successful you've been... 180 00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:51,041 ...or you can explain that this book is a fraud and you didn't write it. 181 00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:53,295 I needn't remind you how NASA feels... 182 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:58,512 ...about astronauts getting phoney publicity, need I, major? 183 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,010 - No, no. - You're excused. 184 00:12:01,562 --> 00:12:03,222 Thank you. 185 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,727 Remember Sam Marcus? 186 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:12,853 Oh, Mother Nelson, I just read your book... 187 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,986 ...and I- It's nice reading. 188 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,571 Jeannie. 189 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:24,659 Jeannie. Jeannie, I'd like to talk to you. 190 00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:28,124 - Good evening, master. - Hello. 191 00:12:28,297 --> 00:12:30,967 Say, how'd my name get on that book? 192 00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:33,173 The publisher made a mistake. 193 00:12:33,344 --> 00:12:36,013 No, you did, and you know what it's gonna cost me? 194 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,511 - My job. - Oh, but why, master? 195 00:12:38,683 --> 00:12:41,719 - You're an expert on children. - I'm not an expert on children... 196 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,388 ...and Dr. Bellows knows that. 197 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,436 Oh, he cannot prove it. 198 00:12:45,606 --> 00:12:48,607 Oh, yes, he can. He's bringing his nephew over here tonight. 199 00:12:48,776 --> 00:12:52,227 I'm led to believe his nephew is the youngest delinquent on record. 200 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:56,105 If I don't make that kid into a bundle of love before the evening is out... 201 00:12:56,284 --> 00:12:58,857 - ... I'm finished, over. - That is easy, master. 202 00:12:59,036 --> 00:13:01,325 - I'll show you the chapter- - You'll do nothing. 203 00:13:01,497 --> 00:13:03,490 - But, master. - You leave that kid alone. 204 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:06,039 - If that is what you wish. - That's what I wish. 205 00:13:07,378 --> 00:13:10,047 How do you get yourself into these things? 206 00:13:17,388 --> 00:13:19,381 - Hello, Dr. Bellows. - Good evening, major. 207 00:13:19,557 --> 00:13:21,882 This is my nephew, Richard. 208 00:13:22,059 --> 00:13:25,179 Hello, Richard. You look like a fine young man. 209 00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:27,228 You an astronaut? 210 00:13:27,398 --> 00:13:30,185 Yes, yes. You want to be an astronaut when you grow up? 211 00:13:30,359 --> 00:13:32,186 You think I'm some kind of a creep? 212 00:13:32,361 --> 00:13:35,528 Tell him what you're going to do when you grow up, Richard. 213 00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:38,106 I'm gonna join the Mafia. 214 00:13:41,162 --> 00:13:42,704 Has anybody given him a spanking? 215 00:13:42,872 --> 00:13:46,371 Lots of times, but nobody ever spanks me more than once. 216 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,749 - Oh, is that right? - Oh, yes. 217 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,829 Tell him why, Richard. 218 00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:54,422 Because every time somebody spanks me, I set fire to something. 219 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,670 - You want to try it? - No, no. 220 00:13:57,845 --> 00:14:00,632 Well, I'll just run along and leave you two to each other. 221 00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:03,297 - No, you're not gonna leave- - You have three hours. 222 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:05,967 You're not leaving him here, doctor. 223 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,768 Say... 224 00:14:11,943 --> 00:14:14,979 Richard, I spent a lot of time on that. 225 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:18,488 Hey, you know, I think we can work out our problems by talking... 226 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,567 ...and getting to understand each other. 227 00:14:20,743 --> 00:14:23,412 - You seem bright. - My uncle, the head shrinker, says... 228 00:14:23,579 --> 00:14:27,447 ...if you don't straighten me out tonight, you're in a bunch of trouble. 229 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,582 - He said that, huh? - Yeah. 230 00:14:29,752 --> 00:14:31,626 - And you know something? - What? 231 00:14:31,796 --> 00:14:33,753 You're in a bunch of trouble. 232 00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:37,259 Got anything to eat around here? 233 00:14:37,426 --> 00:14:39,549 Sure. We got cookies and milk in the kitchen. 234 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,001 Hold this. 235 00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:50,688 - Oh, General Peterson. - Howdy. 236 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,434 Forgive me for barging in on you. 237 00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:55,942 - That's okay. What can I do for you? - It's about that book you wrote. 238 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,603 - Book? - Congratulations. 239 00:14:58,781 --> 00:15:02,150 I had no idea that you knew so much... 240 00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:04,941 ...about raising children. 241 00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:08,531 I don't really know that much about it, sir. 242 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,499 It's an instinctive thing, I suppose. 243 00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:13,373 Don't be modest. When a book gets to be a bestseller... 244 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,788 ...there's gotta be a good reason for it. 245 00:15:15,965 --> 00:15:17,424 Well, I suppose there is, sir. 246 00:15:17,592 --> 00:15:19,668 Thanks for dropping by to congratulate me. 247 00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:22,050 Well, I didn't come by just for that, Tony, I- 248 00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:24,836 Well, I have a little granddaughter, 11 years old. 249 00:15:25,016 --> 00:15:27,423 She's a nice girl, but she's terribly shy. 250 00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:31,226 And because of that, she's withdrawn in a kind of a protective shell. 251 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,022 It's- It's ruining her life. 252 00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:35,148 We can't even get her to talk anymore. 253 00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:37,773 If you'd help us, I certainly would appreciate it. 254 00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:41,023 Well, I'd like to try, sir, but I'm really not qualified for it. 255 00:15:41,198 --> 00:15:43,440 Bellows doesn't believe you wrote this book. 256 00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:46,150 This time we're really going to teach him a lesson. 257 00:15:46,662 --> 00:15:49,070 - Yeah. - Gina. Gina. 258 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,824 This is my little granddaughter, Gina. 259 00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:55,919 - This is Major Nelson. - How do you do, Gina? 260 00:15:56,797 --> 00:16:01,673 Gina's gonna have a birthday party next week, aren't you, Gina? 261 00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:05,889 Now- Now, you stay here. You stay here with Major Nelson. 262 00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,014 Wait till Dr. Bellows hears about this. 263 00:16:08,226 --> 00:16:10,551 - I'll see you in three hours, Tony. - Sir- 264 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,934 - And good luck, good luck. - Thank you, but I- 265 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,849 Keep it. 266 00:16:20,988 --> 00:16:24,073 Gina, Gina, why don't you go upstairs and play, huh? 267 00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:27,575 I'll- I'll be up in just- Just one minute. 268 00:16:34,085 --> 00:16:36,540 - What are you doing? - Making a mess. 269 00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:40,413 - Are you going to spank me? - Give me those things. 270 00:16:40,591 --> 00:16:41,872 Listen, you shouldn't be- 271 00:16:42,051 --> 00:16:45,467 How would you like to play with a pretty little girl, huh? 272 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,918 Where is she? 273 00:16:47,098 --> 00:16:49,671 No, I guess that's not such a good idea after all. 274 00:16:53,896 --> 00:16:57,396 I want you to clean this pla- Would you stop that. 275 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,315 I want you to clean up, understand? I'll be back in about two minutes. 276 00:17:03,114 --> 00:17:04,572 - Master. - What is it? 277 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,235 Is he not a darling boy? 278 00:17:06,409 --> 00:17:08,816 A darling boy? That kid wants to join the Mafia. 279 00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,782 You know what? I don't think they'll take him. 280 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,489 He's not that bad. Do you know what I'd do with him? 281 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,075 No, I know what I'd do. It's against the law. 282 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:20,088 I've got a kid that won't talk, and a kid in the kitchen... 283 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:23,541 ...that I can't turn my back on. I gotta keep them apart. 284 00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:28,299 Hi there. 285 00:17:28,472 --> 00:17:30,015 I brought you something. 286 00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:32,799 How would you like some cookies and milk, huh? 287 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,010 Say, you're not afraid of me, are you, Gina? 288 00:17:36,731 --> 00:17:38,889 Yeah, come on, you're too pretty to be shy. 289 00:17:39,066 --> 00:17:41,854 Anybody ever tell you that you're a beautiful young girl? 290 00:17:48,075 --> 00:17:50,282 Do you have any brothers or sisters? 291 00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:55,828 Hey, I bet you had- You don't have anybody to talk to, do you? 292 00:17:58,127 --> 00:17:59,325 Gina... 293 00:18:00,630 --> 00:18:02,918 ...how would you like to play with a rocket? 294 00:18:03,674 --> 00:18:05,133 Or... 295 00:18:05,509 --> 00:18:07,668 ...a globe? 296 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:11,261 I bet you've never seen one like this. It's a real antique. 297 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,183 How about this telescope? 298 00:18:18,356 --> 00:18:22,140 I can show you, through this telescope, the Sea of Tranquility. 299 00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:25,319 It's on the moon. I'm gonna be landing there one of these days. 300 00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:30,241 Gina... 301 00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:32,784 ...I'm just trying to help. 302 00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:38,166 Look. 303 00:18:38,543 --> 00:18:40,167 See, look here. 304 00:18:40,628 --> 00:18:42,252 It's a doll. 305 00:18:42,505 --> 00:18:45,625 Her name is- Is Jeannie. 306 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,753 You- You wait right here. I'll be back. 307 00:18:55,643 --> 00:18:57,968 What's going on down here, huh? 308 00:19:04,235 --> 00:19:06,607 It took me three weeks to make that. 309 00:19:11,325 --> 00:19:13,899 Back to the old drawing board. 310 00:19:14,245 --> 00:19:15,787 Richard. 311 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,789 Come here. 312 00:19:21,043 --> 00:19:23,250 Richard, you shouldn't touch something... 313 00:19:23,421 --> 00:19:25,876 ...that belongs to somebody else. 314 00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:28,456 Now, I'll tell you what... 315 00:19:28,759 --> 00:19:31,713 ...I've got the makings for a new plane out on the patio. 316 00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:34,010 Now, why don't you go out there and build it. 317 00:19:34,181 --> 00:19:35,925 That's kid stuff. 318 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,345 Oh, no, it isn't. 319 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:39,766 It takes a bit of intelligence to build one. 320 00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:41,764 My IQ is 170. 321 00:19:41,939 --> 00:19:43,731 What's yours? 322 00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:46,859 Forget it. 323 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:51,773 Well, how are we getting along, Gina? 324 00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:53,657 Feeling any better? 325 00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:57,361 What do we talk about? 326 00:19:58,623 --> 00:20:01,789 Darling, I don't know how to explain. We don't have a lot of time. 327 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:05,660 I've gotta get you talking before your grandfather comes to pick you up. 328 00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:14,171 You're a very sweet young girl, and I'm sure you have a lot to say. 329 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,838 All you need is a little sympathetic understanding... 330 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,302 ...and believe me, I'm a sympathetic guy. 331 00:20:20,478 --> 00:20:25,472 Just- Just talk to me. Just say the first thing that comes into your mind. 332 00:20:28,653 --> 00:20:31,357 I smell smoke. 333 00:20:32,156 --> 00:20:34,861 You see, you see how easy that was? 334 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,192 Three little words, I smell smoke. 335 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,828 Wonderful. 336 00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:47,122 - Master. - No, later. 337 00:20:51,801 --> 00:20:55,170 You think I'm gonna fall for an old gag like that, huh? 338 00:20:58,641 --> 00:21:00,183 What do you think you're doing? 339 00:21:00,351 --> 00:21:01,976 I was making some rocket fuel. 340 00:21:02,144 --> 00:21:04,470 Yeah, well, stay away from the stove... 341 00:21:04,647 --> 00:21:08,348 ...and clean this mess up, and fix that plane. 342 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,070 Master. 343 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,365 If you would read chapter 17, it says here- 344 00:21:18,536 --> 00:21:20,160 Read? I don't have time to read. 345 00:21:20,329 --> 00:21:22,121 My whole life is going down the drain. 346 00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:24,081 - But- - What? No. 347 00:21:30,715 --> 00:21:35,542 Well, have you thought of any games for us to play, huh? 348 00:21:36,888 --> 00:21:38,964 What's the matter, Gina? 349 00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:41,465 I want to go home. 350 00:21:44,854 --> 00:21:49,563 That's Dr. Bellows. I- You just- You just stay right here. 351 00:21:49,734 --> 00:21:51,857 I'm sorry, honey. 352 00:21:57,158 --> 00:21:59,400 - I'm back. - Has it been three hours already? 353 00:21:59,577 --> 00:22:01,902 - Yes, it has. - It's amazing how time will pass... 354 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:04,119 - ... when you're having fun. - Having fun? 355 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,579 A ball, a ball- Richard's a wonderful kid. 356 00:22:06,751 --> 00:22:08,328 - Really wonderful kid. - Richard? 357 00:22:08,502 --> 00:22:11,706 Sure, oh, yes, yes. All he needs is a little understanding. 358 00:22:11,881 --> 00:22:13,790 It's amazing how much fun you can have... 359 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:17,169 ...when you understand each other. We're having such a good time... 360 00:22:17,345 --> 00:22:20,132 ...I was wondering if he can spend the night. I'd bring- 361 00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,927 - Major Nelson. Major Nelson. - Yes, sir. 362 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:24,180 - Where is he? - Who? 363 00:22:24,352 --> 00:22:27,518 Oh, Richard. I'm sorry. Yes, he's- Well, he's out on the patio... 364 00:22:27,688 --> 00:22:29,811 ...assembling some model airplanes. 365 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,227 He didn't smash them? 366 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,773 There were a couple of accidents, not important. 367 00:22:33,945 --> 00:22:35,854 Yes, may I see him now? 368 00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:39,529 - Well, I'd rather you didn't. - Now, major. 369 00:22:42,870 --> 00:22:44,412 Gentlemen. 370 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,037 - Good evening, general. - General. 371 00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:49,117 - How are you, sir? - Evening. How's Gina? 372 00:22:49,293 --> 00:22:52,247 Gina? Oh, wonderful, wonderful kid. Just a charming girl. 373 00:22:52,421 --> 00:22:54,295 Aren't you proud of him, doctor? 374 00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:59,376 I will be as soon as I see my nephew changed into a well-behaved little boy. 375 00:22:59,554 --> 00:23:01,961 - Richard. - Doctor, general. 376 00:23:02,139 --> 00:23:05,306 You don't have to say a word, major. 377 00:23:05,476 --> 00:23:08,477 The evidence will speak for itself. 378 00:23:08,646 --> 00:23:11,563 - intelligent to make a model as beautiful as that. 379 00:23:11,732 --> 00:23:14,270 I didn't make it. I just fixed it. 380 00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:16,483 Most girls would think that's kid stuff. 381 00:23:17,154 --> 00:23:19,313 Oh, no, I think it's wonderful. 382 00:23:19,490 --> 00:23:21,946 You do? Really? 383 00:23:22,118 --> 00:23:23,826 - I'm making... - I don't believe it. 384 00:23:23,995 --> 00:23:26,071 - Gina's talking. - Come over and see it. 385 00:23:26,289 --> 00:23:28,827 I certainly owe you an apology, Major Nelson. 386 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,743 How in the world did you ever do it? 387 00:23:31,502 --> 00:23:33,411 Chapter 13. 388 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:39,172 May I see you to your car? 389 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,139 Amazing. 390 00:23:44,307 --> 00:23:46,714 - How did you say you did that? - Read the book, sir. 391 00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:49,597 Well, I did, I did. 392 00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:53,306 It all seemed so terribly simple in school. 393 00:23:53,482 --> 00:23:56,187 - Good night, major. Thanks- - Oh, good night. 394 00:24:00,698 --> 00:24:03,367 I- I hope you're happy, master. 395 00:24:03,534 --> 00:24:05,776 Oh, thank you, Jeannie, thank you very much. 396 00:24:05,953 --> 00:24:07,364 There's only one problem. 397 00:24:07,538 --> 00:24:10,029 - What is that, master? - If you used magic on them- 398 00:24:10,207 --> 00:24:13,707 Oh, but I did not. I did not. All I did was bring them together. 399 00:24:13,878 --> 00:24:15,372 And then what happened? 400 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:18,209 You must read the last chapter, master. 401 00:24:18,382 --> 00:24:21,716 It is about boys and girls. 31572

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