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(lNSTRUMENTAL MUSlC)
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(COMPUTER KEYBOARD CLlCKlNG)
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Mmm!
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That is so good.
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l want more.
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But don't get greedy.
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Jeff?
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Hayley.
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Sorry, l was gonna be, like,
so sophisticated when we met.
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Little hard to do that with your
mouth full of...whatever that is.
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lt's great. lt's great.
Do you want some?
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Sure.
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Mmm.
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Yum.
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lt's, um...kind of
what l was thinking.
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Sorry?
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You just don't really look like
the kind of guy
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who has to meet girls
over the internet.
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I think it's better to meet people
online first sometimes.
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You get to know
what they're like inside.
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When you work as a photographer
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you find out real quick -
people's faces lie.
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Does my face lie?
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I look at those eyes and I see
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a girl who reads Zadie Smith,
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who listens to John Mayer
and Coldplay,
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who loves Monty Python episodes
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and who, desperately,
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madly, deeply wants,
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needs, longs for
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more chocolate.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Excellent, excellent
judge of character.
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Um...
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Can l get two of those truffles
and two ganaches?
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Now, what's a ganache?
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You don't know what a ganache is?
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Lucky, you're with
a woman of the world
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to introduce you to these things.
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And two chocolate-covered hearts.
And a decaf latte for me.
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And...
No, I'm good.
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Yeah, you do appear so.
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So what's in the bag?
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Oh, you know, just,
like, books and stuff.
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l figured if you stood me up,
then l should have something to read.
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Well...l couldn't really decide.
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l'm reading this book
about Jean Seberg.
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She's this actress
who slept with all the wrong people
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and ended up killing herself.
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Don't you do that.
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No. l intend to sleep
with all the right people.
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And plus, l'm reading
'Romeo and Juliet'.
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lt's a ninth grade book
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but l figured l could have it done
before the school year starts, so...
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Doesn't look like
Elizabethan tragedy.
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Oh. No, that's 'cause...
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Well, my dad...he's letting me audit
one of his med school courses, right?
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l don't really understand
half of it, but l totally love it.
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What, so you go to UCW
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and you sit in a lecture hall
with all these grad students
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and, what, do they hit on you?
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Why? Are you jealous?
(LAUGHS)
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Just admiring.
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I didn't know you were interested
in that kind of thing.
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What?
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You thought since we'd been
chatting for three weeks
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that you knew everything about me?
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Plus, they wouldn't hit
on a 14-year-old girl.
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They're like old enough
to be my dad, so...
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Oh! Well, they're like...
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They're bad older.
They're... You're not...
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l'm so articulate.
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Sorry. Can l just, like, start over?
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No. I get it. I get it. I get it.
I just thought...
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You know, well,
you look older than you are
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and you certainly act
older than you are.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I was expecting someone
not as impressive.
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Me too.
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Thanks.
Cool shirt.
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You want it?
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No, l didn't really bring
enough bucks, so...
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And yet, not actually
what I was asking.
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Sure, l want it.
OK.
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Can I get a green shirt
in a small, please?
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No. No, no.
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l can't let you do that.
What? Because...
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Because...
What?
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Because you'd be so indebted to me
that you'd have to...
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OK. l guess l can let you do that.
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You do have to model it
for me, though.
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Conditions. l can't live
with all these conditions.
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Thanks.
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This is so unfair.
What?
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This is when things happen,
in the middle of the night,
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by which time
l am completely out of the scene.
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Life as a teenager.
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l just hate having to depend on Lindsey
to drive me everywhere, you know?
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You'll be driving
before you know it.
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l mean, in the meantime, l missed
Elizabeth Wurtzel speaking at USC
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and the Goldfrapp concert.
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I was at the Goldfrapp concert,
actually.
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Shut up. You were?
Mm-hm.
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Was it great?
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Of course it was great.
What am l saying?
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Well, you could judge for yourself.
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I got a bootleg MP3.
You have the concert?
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Yeah, just one song.
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And a little louder, please,
so the authorities know.
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l totally have to hear it.
I'll send it to you.
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After you get home,
after you get around to it.
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Good things are worth the wait.
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Oh? And what have you
waited for recently?
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I'm gonna have to wait
four years for you.
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You are just trying
to distract me from that MP3.
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Look, I have to send it.
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It's not like I can just
take you over to my house.
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That would be a little insane.
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True.
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OK, now, don't peek.
(CHUCKLES)
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I shoot models for a living.
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I've seen it all before.
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And you're so sure about that?
I'm thinkin' yeah.
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Maybe you should peek
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and make that clerk wonder
what's going on over here.
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In your dreams, little girl.
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Little girl?
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Whatever happened to
how mature l was?
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ls this mature enough for you?
OK.
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You keep teasing me like that,
you're gonna drive me crazy.
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ls that so?
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OK. Alright.
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How's this?
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Nice.
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OK, now, there's three points
l have to make.
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One, you wouldn't take advantage
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because you've been
seen with me here today.
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And two, it's Goldfrapp.
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And three?
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Well, and three,
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you said that it would be insane
for me to come over and...
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..well, four...four out of five doctors
agree that l am actually insane.
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Thus, l have to come over
in order to be true to myself.
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Right? (LAUGHS)
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(LlFT HUMS)
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Um...
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And the fourth reason,
this amazing car.
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Well, in the face of logic like that,
I bow down and worship.
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Bow down?
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That's a good idea.
What are you waiting for?
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Worship me.
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Yes, oh, royal Thonggrrrl.
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I am not worthy to kiss your feet.
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Oh. Maybe you are.
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Maybe we should, like, get going.
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Yes, oh, magnificent Thonggrrrl.
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You wanna call your sister?
Tell her where you'll be?
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Maybe later.
l just wanna get in this car.
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(SLOW ELECTRONlC MUSlC)
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(CLAPS)
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Wow. So hot.
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What's wrong?
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Well, they...they teach us young things
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not to drink anything
we haven't mixed ourselves, so...
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Smart. Come back in the kitchen.
I'll pour it again.
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No. Come on.
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l can whip up something
more entertaining than that.
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Oh. Healthy dude, huh?
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I try.
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Figure I'll live as long as I can.
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Living long is overrated.
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What, you don't want to reach
a ripe, old age?
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For what? When l'm 80,
what would l do for fun?
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When you're 80, I'll be 98.
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Right. And useless to me.
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What use do you have
in mind for me?
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Ah. l knew there'd be something
fun around here.
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(DANCE MUSlC PLAYS SOFTLY)
l mean, other than wa...
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l bet these babes got some dirt on you.
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Those are models.
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So why are they on your walls
instead of...
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..magazine covers?
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Here, looking at you
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while, you know,
you do the most intimate things.
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My house is my studio.
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When clients come here,
they're walking into my giant portfolio.
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So, what, these were all shot here?
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Oh, my God!
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OK, you are like
a big deal, aren't you?
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I get work.
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lsn't that one of those cameras
that gives you the, like, square image?
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How do you know that?
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l'm a goon.
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l just, like, read constantly.
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l mean, you saw all those books
in my bag, so...
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You're not reading now.
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l'm not, am l?
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Feels good.
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Don't fall behind.
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We should toast.
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Carpe...
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What's that?
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lt's my own little toast.
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You know, carpe diem...
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Seize the day.
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So l figure, carpe omnious.
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Take it all?
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Take it all.
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(GLASSES CLlNK)
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So, like, what is it like
to look through your lens
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at some beautiful woman who's working
so hard to look good for you?
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You know these models.
They all have handlers.
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People to make sure
their hair is just right
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and their make-up is OK
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and they don't get lost
on their way to their next gig.
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So you never get to be
alone with them?
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Rarely.
Oh, poor Jeff.
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I am compensated for my troubles.
Don't worry about me.
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But l like worrying about you.
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lt makes me wonder...
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What?
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No, no. Forget it. Forget it.
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No, come on.
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Come on, what's in that
insane mind of yours?
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OK. We'll have another screwdriver
and then maybe...maybe l'll tell you.
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I'm waiting.
Hold on.
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You are not keeping up.
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What?
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OK, here's where you're supposed
to make it easier for me
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and read my mind.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You're wondering how many
of these models I've done it with.
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No.
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How many?
None of them.
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Oh, get out.
No. They're underage, mostly.
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I'd be arrested.
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So you're not arrested
for photographing them like this?
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I'm very aware of the legal
boundaries. I have to be.
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Right. Right.
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'Cause secretly...
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Secretly, you WOULD like to do them.
242
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No. There's just one that I slept with
when we were both younger.
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That one?
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Not out here.
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ln the bedroom?
No...
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What's her name?
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Hey.
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Janelle.
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Yeah. Janelle.
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So, what...what was she,
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like, the first big girlfriend
or something?
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That's right.
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Learned everything I knew
practising on her.
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And that date, what...
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Was that the first time you guys...
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l'm sorry. l'm sorry. lt's...
257
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,471
So, what, where is she now?
258
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,308
She actually signed with Ford
right after this shoot.
259
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,143
She really took off.
260
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,353
She, um...
Oh, my God.
261
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,149
She is, like, on magazine covers.
l know her.
262
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:30,110
Well, like, not personally,
obviously, but...
263
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:33,280
You get more impressive every second.
264
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:37,075
The models are impressive.
I just know how to bring it out.
265
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,495
You still love her.
266
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,079
No.
267
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,998
Ah...yeah.
268
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,082
No.
Yeah!
269
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,167
No.
Really?
270
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,294
No.
Really, really, really?
271
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,837
No.
272
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:52,716
I still love how simple
things were back then but...
273
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:54,426
You know, I...
274
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,679
I don't want to forget that, but...
275
00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,848
..we've moved on.
276
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,399
You're lonely.
277
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,943
No.
278
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,654
l can hear it in your voice.
279
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,031
I'm a big boy.
280
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:21,620
Well, l guess everyone kind of
has a Janelle, right?
281
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:23,497
I guess.
282
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,793
Hey, hey, what if you got
one of your cameras
283
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,963
and we can see
what you can bring out in me?
284
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,507
This is what you wanted to ask?
Well, l...
285
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,843
It's not as easy as you think.
OK.
286
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,220
You know,
models don't just pout their lips.
287
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,764
They have to be willing to open up.
288
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:44,852
They have to show us a little
of their soul, their secrets.
289
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:45,894
Alright, then.
290
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,021
And most people
only open up from weakness.
291
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:51,525
Nobody wants to see photos
of weak people.
292
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:56,196
We look at great models because
they open up from a position of...
293
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,199
..of, uh, of strength.
294
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,868
They have the strength
295
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,744
to believe they can do anything,
296
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:06,415
no matter how crazy, or, uh...
297
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:08,125
Are you OK?
298
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,046
Let's try something.
OK.
299
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:19,595
Uh-uh, do me out here.
300
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,723
I shoot everyone in my studio.
Oh, come on.
301
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,893
But l'm not everyone, am l?
(ELECTRONlC DANCE MUSlC)
302
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,811
Clearly not.
303
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:33,775
Come on, Jeff. Shoot me. Come on.
304
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:38,864
Shoot me.
305
00:20:39,031 --> 00:20:41,241
Don't do that.
What?
306
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,827
That phoney music video crap.
307
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:45,204
Come on.
308
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,706
Just be yourself.
309
00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:49,958
Just be open.
310
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,585
Weren't you just listening to me?
311
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,295
(DlSTORTEDLY) Come on, Jeff.
312
00:20:53,462 --> 00:20:54,838
Sit down.
Shoot me.
313
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:57,466
Look at me. Look at me honest.
314
00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:00,385
Would you listen to me?
Just sit down.
315
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,054
Jeff, l don't...
(STERNLY) Sit down.
316
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,890
J-Jeff, l don't...
Sit down!
317
00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:09,269
Are you OK?
318
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,396
I don't feel so good.
319
00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:46,640
(GROANS)
320
00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:48,767
Did you...did you call me?
321
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,021
Sorry. l was just looking through
your medicine cabinet.
322
00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:57,109
OK, boring!
No 'Valley of the Dolls' stuff at all.
323
00:21:57,276 --> 00:21:59,987
Can't help but wondering
why all the lubricants, though.
324
00:22:00,153 --> 00:22:02,155
I j...
325
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,782
I, uh...
326
00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:07,035
Oh, hey, hey, just...you know,
tell me when you're ready.
327
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,246
Take your time.
328
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,918
What did you... What di...
329
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,045
You remember what l said
330
00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:20,549
about not drinking
anything you didn't mix yourself?
331
00:22:22,301 --> 00:22:24,761
That's good advice for everyone.
332
00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,561
You know what? l'm sorry
you were drugged for so long.
333
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:36,690
l've never really done that before
and, oh, well, l swiped this from my dad.
334
00:22:36,857 --> 00:22:38,567
Didn't come with directions
335
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:42,529
and it's not like l could just
ask him how much to use.
336
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,239
So l probably used too much
337
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:47,367
or those screwdrivers could
have affected my judgment, you think?
338
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,338
lt's real water. Scout's honour.
339
00:23:07,596 --> 00:23:09,848
(CLEARS THROAT)
340
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,850
Wha...
341
00:23:13,644 --> 00:23:16,605
Why do I get...tied up first
342
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:20,150
if...this is how we're gonna play?
343
00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:24,488
Jeff...
344
00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:27,658
..play time is over.
345
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:31,453
Now it's time to wake up.
346
00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,630
This isn't funny.
347
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,981
Is this some...teenage joke?
348
00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:04,653
Teenage?
349
00:24:05,696 --> 00:24:07,239
Yes.
350
00:24:08,407 --> 00:24:10,409
Joke?
351
00:24:13,203 --> 00:24:14,913
No.
352
00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:17,875
Now let me...
Patience.
353
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,085
Let me go. Let me go!
Patience.
354
00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:22,504
Let me go!
Patience.
355
00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:27,301
l'm just checking out
the side of the house, OK?
356
00:24:29,845 --> 00:24:32,723
You know, l saw this cop show once.
lt was great.
357
00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:36,476
And the killer, well, he thought
he'd cleaned up all the evidence
358
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,604
but some of the victim's blood
got on his shirt
359
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,647
and, yeah, sure, he washed it,
360
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:44,484
but some of the dried-up blood
got caught in the lint trap, so...
361
00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:47,404
l mean...
362
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,283
Anything in here l should know about?
363
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,453
What the fuck are you doing?
364
00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:57,372
That's kind of been
my question, Jeff.
365
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,626
What the fuck are you doing,
366
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:05,756
living in a house filled with
pictures of half-naked teenage girls?!
367
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,175
Oh, none of whom
you've ever done it with...
368
00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,594
Help! Help!
369
00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:12,763
Help! He...
370
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,681
(COUGHS)
371
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:25,025
There is really no point
in me taking any risks, Jeff.
372
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:28,278
Technically, l could let you scream
your fucking brains out
373
00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,113
and no-one is going to hear you.
374
00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:34,785
Yeah, l waited till today
because Mr Coughlin is at work,
375
00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:38,288
and the Kraskows, well,
they're vacationing in Santa Barbara.
376
00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:41,917
Still, l can't have some pedestrian
377
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:43,544
just happening by
as you're screaming,
378
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:48,382
so shut up or next time
it's gonna be bleach, OK?
379
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,725
You've been stalking me?
380
00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,271
OK.
381
00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:04,481
Alright. Let's get this straight.
382
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:08,527
You have been stalking me.
383
00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:13,157
Yeah. l went into other chat rooms
with different nicknames.
384
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:16,285
And you would get to know
each woman.
385
00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:20,914
And then as soon as you found out
they were any bit older than me
386
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,292
you would just drop them like that.
387
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:27,963
You took your time
sniffing out someone my age.
388
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:31,133
I didn't talk to the others
because they were boring.
389
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:34,052
You and I connected.
Oh, right.
390
00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:37,431
Come on, you think I faked all that?
391
00:26:37,598 --> 00:26:41,018
You know, actually,
it's...it's kind of funny.
392
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:45,939
Because every time l would mention
some like obscure singer or band,
393
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,942
you knew so much about them.
394
00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:51,653
But not right away.
395
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,989
lt was, like, a few minutes later.
396
00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:58,869
Maybe to give you enough time
to look them up on the web?
397
00:27:01,497 --> 00:27:03,165
Jeff...
398
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:07,461
..you used the same phrases
about Goldfrapp
399
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:10,172
as they do on amazon.com.
400
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:14,510
Busted.
401
00:27:18,555 --> 00:27:20,182
By the way,
402
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:24,144
l fucking hate Goldfrapp.
403
00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:31,443
Come on...
404
00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:34,488
I wanted to impress you.
405
00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:37,658
I'm not the first guy to do
something stupid to impress a girl.
406
00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:41,119
Does that deserve being
tied up and tortured?
407
00:27:43,622 --> 00:27:45,249
Torture?
408
00:27:48,627 --> 00:27:50,671
ls this torture to you?
409
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:54,174
l guess you've never read anything
by Amnesyt lnternational
410
00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,717
or Human Rights Watch
411
00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:57,427
because this...
412
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:06,436
..this is nothing.
413
00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:41,263
Of course you're not
the first guy to lie to a girl, Jeff.
414
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:45,058
The operative word there
being 'girl'.
415
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,686
l mean, you know how old l am.
416
00:28:47,853 --> 00:28:51,023
What makes a kid
who's barely past her first period
417
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:53,609
worth all this research?
418
00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,652
l mean, you really got
to start to wonder
419
00:28:55,819 --> 00:29:00,199
when a grown man goes through
all this trouble just to charm a girl.
420
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:04,161
Wow. There's that word again - girl.
421
00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:09,958
You know, maybe
it's this whole camera thing.
422
00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:15,380
Cameras...computers.
423
00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,508
They let you hide, don't they?
424
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:19,885
So safe.
425
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:25,432
l heard how your voice changed
when the camera came between us.
426
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:29,061
My voice changed
because I felt sick
427
00:29:29,228 --> 00:29:31,021
because you drugged me.
428
00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:33,190
Yeah, you were drugged, alright.
429
00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:40,447
And the drug was sweet
little 14-year-old flesh.
430
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,075
Look...
431
00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:46,411
I'm a decent guy, ask anyone.
432
00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:49,498
Go ahead. Call these models.
They'll tell you.
433
00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:51,458
Of course they will.
434
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:54,962
You're not an idiot, Jeff.
435
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,798
You don't piss where you live.
436
00:29:57,965 --> 00:30:01,677
Those girls were your work
and l, on the other hand, was...
437
00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:04,304
..your play.
438
00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:06,473
You were coming on to me.
Oh, come on.
439
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,016
That's what they always say, Jeff.
440
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:09,059
Who?
Who?
441
00:30:09,226 --> 00:30:10,978
The paedophiles!
442
00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:13,814
"She was so sexy.
She was asking for it.
443
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:16,942
"She was only technically a girl.
She acted like a woman."
444
00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:21,238
lt's just so easy
to blame a kid, isn't it?!
445
00:30:23,615 --> 00:30:26,535
Just because a girl
knows how to imitate a woman
446
00:30:26,702 --> 00:30:30,414
does not mean she's ready to do
what a woman does.
447
00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:34,668
l mean, you're the grown-up here.
448
00:30:35,711 --> 00:30:37,921
lf a kid is experimenting
449
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,632
and says something flirtatious,
you ignore it.
450
00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:42,676
You don't encourage it.
451
00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:46,388
lf a kid says,
"Hey, let's make screwdrivers,"
452
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:49,600
you take the alcohol away and you
don't race them to the next drink!
453
00:30:49,766 --> 00:30:51,143
Look, look.
454
00:30:51,310 --> 00:30:53,020
I've been lonely, OK?
455
00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:56,690
And that makes me stupid
but I am not a paedophile.
456
00:30:56,857 --> 00:30:58,609
OK, you know what...
This is some horrible mistake.
457
00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:00,277
l am not lonely
and therefore not stupid.
458
00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:02,863
Untie me, we'll forget this whole
thing happened. Just untie me now!
459
00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:04,406
l might be a little peeved.
460
00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:06,950
So when l am ready to go,
l'll call a cab
461
00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,036
and call another one
to let you loose.
462
00:31:09,203 --> 00:31:11,580
When will that be?
l'm not sure yet.
463
00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:24,134
Don't...
464
00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:26,261
You can save yourself
so much time
465
00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:28,680
by just dropping that word
from your vocabulary.
466
00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:30,516
l'm gonna do what l want, Jeff.
467
00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:41,860
See, a guy as smooth
at seducing adolescents as you are
468
00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:45,906
and takes those photographs,
469
00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:49,576
l just figure he has something around
that he doesn't want seen,
470
00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:52,746
and when l find that,
471
00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:54,540
then maybe l'll know
what l'm dealing with.
472
00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:56,083
What you're dealing with?
473
00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:59,586
l mean, what kind of paedophile
are you? Just a voyeur?
474
00:31:59,753 --> 00:32:01,797
Again, not a paedophile.
475
00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:04,007
Right. Right. You're a photographer.
476
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:08,512
Takes a genius to get paid for
what you'd be happy to do for free.
477
00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:10,472
Look, go into the living room.
478
00:32:10,639 --> 00:32:12,975
Look in the grey cabinet.
Pull out the third drawer down.
479
00:32:13,141 --> 00:32:14,518
You'll see prints of my work
480
00:32:14,685 --> 00:32:16,937
for all kinds
of environmental groups.
481
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:19,439
I've done shots
of the Yukon Territory...
482
00:32:20,649 --> 00:32:22,234
..the Utah wilderness,
483
00:32:22,401 --> 00:32:25,112
the Inuit villages in Alaska...
484
00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:29,366
So what?
485
00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:32,828
You love nature,
thus you must be a nice guy?
486
00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:36,290
I'm saying my modelling shots
are just part of my portfolio.
487
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,083
I've shot a lot
of different subjects,
488
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,960
some of it very important work.
489
00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:42,921
And it was so important
that you thought,
490
00:32:43,088 --> 00:32:45,966
"Well, l can't possibly
hang it on the walls of my home.
491
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,635
"l need to plaster my house
with pictures of underage nymphs
492
00:32:48,802 --> 00:32:50,762
"and just tuck
the nature shots away."
493
00:32:57,561 --> 00:32:59,104
So...
494
00:33:00,189 --> 00:33:02,024
..a voyeur and a conservationist.
495
00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:05,611
I'm not a voyeur!
Not JUST a voyeur.
496
00:33:05,777 --> 00:33:08,655
Sometimes you like to kick it up
a notch to actual molestation.
497
00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:11,575
I am not a molester! I have no idea
who you've confused me with.
498
00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:13,869
Sometimes you molest someone
and they fight back
499
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:16,622
and you completely lose control
and you hurt them.
500
00:33:16,788 --> 00:33:18,790
I have never hurt anyone!
501
00:33:22,419 --> 00:33:24,463
We'll just see, won't we?
502
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:32,012
(DRAWER OPENS AND SHUTS)
503
00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,349
Those letters are mine.
504
00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:40,896
Nothing's yours when you invite
a teenager into your home.
505
00:33:48,487 --> 00:33:50,614
Don't love her anymore, huh?
506
00:33:50,781 --> 00:33:53,158
That explains why you save these.
507
00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:56,036
I thought about selling them
on eBay.
508
00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:58,413
(SOFT, MELLOW JAZZ)
Excuse me?
509
00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:03,043
Sorry. l couldn't hear you.
Maybe it was the music or...
510
00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:05,420
l don't know.
Maybe it was the bullshit.
511
00:34:05,587 --> 00:34:07,297
Alright. Honestly...
512
00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:10,509
Some day I thought about
sending them to her,
513
00:34:10,676 --> 00:34:13,887
reminding her
how much of a bitch she was.
514
00:34:14,054 --> 00:34:16,932
Oh. A little angry, are we?
515
00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:20,352
She broke your heart
and you haven't gotten over it?
516
00:34:20,519 --> 00:34:22,312
You walk into somebody's house,
517
00:34:22,479 --> 00:34:23,981
you start looking
through their shit,
518
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:26,108
you're gonna find things
that embarrass them.
519
00:34:26,275 --> 00:34:28,110
It doesn't mean anything.
520
00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:31,822
Alright. OK.
521
00:34:36,785 --> 00:34:38,203
"Dear Jeff,
522
00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:40,080
"you have to stop.
523
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:42,291
"l can't go where you wanna take me.
524
00:34:42,457 --> 00:34:45,085
"You're just not the person
l thought you were."
525
00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:47,421
You don't have to read it.
I know what it says.
526
00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:50,340
l bet you do. How many times
did you read this over to yourself?
527
00:34:50,507 --> 00:34:51,967
None of your business.
528
00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:55,095
What kind of person
did she find out you were, Jeff?
529
00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:56,638
None of your business.
530
00:34:56,805 --> 00:35:00,100
That kind of depends
on how you define business, actually.
531
00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:04,688
So, what, did you find her?
The girl you wanted?
532
00:35:04,855 --> 00:35:08,025
ls this what all your work is,
just some kind of big search?
533
00:35:13,822 --> 00:35:15,657
(SIGHS)
534
00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:23,499
(CLOSES SHUTTERS)
535
00:35:27,294 --> 00:35:30,464
Are you the ytpe of guy who likes
to save his outgoing emails?
536
00:35:30,631 --> 00:35:35,469
Read them over and over again
to think about what you said?
537
00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:41,391
This is weird.
538
00:35:41,558 --> 00:35:45,604
Your download manager says
you pulled some photos off the Net,
539
00:35:45,771 --> 00:35:50,108
but...l can't find them.
540
00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:52,736
Gosh, that's strange.
541
00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:58,242
Yeah. A smart guy doesn't leave
photos on his computer.
542
00:35:58,408 --> 00:36:01,036
'Cause that's the first place
the cops are gonna look.
543
00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:05,541
And then you're...into mementos and...
544
00:36:05,707 --> 00:36:11,296
So where do you put the stuff
that you pull off the Net, hmm?
545
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,132
Do you have a special
little hiding place
546
00:36:14,299 --> 00:36:15,634
or something?
547
00:36:15,801 --> 00:36:17,886
I live alone.
548
00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:20,597
Why would I need a hiding place?
549
00:36:23,392 --> 00:36:24,935
Just what l've been wondering.
550
00:36:25,978 --> 00:36:28,188
l have looked through
your whole house.
551
00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:30,315
Everything.
552
00:36:30,482 --> 00:36:32,192
And l have found no porn.
553
00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:38,115
l have not found a single...bit...of porn.
554
00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:41,493
Guys tend to have
porn around, don't they?
555
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,453
Nothing against it,
nothing against them.
556
00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,539
lt's just the way they're brought up.
557
00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:48,500
But, seriously, if a guy knows
he can get away with it,
558
00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:51,628
all guys, they have porn
at least somewhere in their crib.
559
00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:53,547
You've done studies on this,
of course.
560
00:36:53,714 --> 00:36:55,841
Then l was thinking
561
00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:59,052
that these photos on his wall,
maybe those are his porn.
562
00:37:00,137 --> 00:37:02,097
But l bet they're not
your stroke shots.
563
00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:09,104
l bet whatever you have is so juicy
564
00:37:09,271 --> 00:37:12,107
it needs its own little cubbyhole.
565
00:37:14,526 --> 00:37:16,612
lsn't that right, Jeff?
566
00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:50,729
(PANTS)
567
00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:59,423
So what's the combination, Jeff?
568
00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:01,466
Eat me.
Oh.
569
00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:05,179
Look at how he's sweating.
Does this worry you, Jeff?
570
00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:09,474
l'm gonna figure it out,
so you might as well just tell me.
571
00:39:09,641 --> 00:39:11,894
l am an honour student.
572
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:13,812
Take your time.
573
00:39:13,979 --> 00:39:17,566
Oh...oh, l will.
574
00:39:17,733 --> 00:39:20,903
Believe me, l've got plenyt.
No, not much.
575
00:39:21,069 --> 00:39:23,947
Aren't Mommy and Daddy gonna worry
if you're not home before dinner?
576
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,992
l'm thinking no.
577
00:39:28,744 --> 00:39:30,245
Oh, is that it?
578
00:39:30,412 --> 00:39:32,164
What, they're too busy
to keep track of you,
579
00:39:32,331 --> 00:39:36,126
so you reach out to somebody who
seems like he might care about you?
580
00:39:36,293 --> 00:39:39,046
And you're so mad
because they ignore you?
581
00:39:40,714 --> 00:39:42,508
They've always made the fuss
over your older sister
582
00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:45,928
because she learned
to do everything first?
583
00:39:46,094 --> 00:39:47,513
You're furious with them,
584
00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:51,892
but they do love you
and they pay for your existence,
585
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:54,770
but you can't let them see
any of that anger.
586
00:39:57,564 --> 00:40:00,567
l'm not angry at them.
No, no. Absolutely not.
587
00:40:01,610 --> 00:40:03,862
That'd be too dangerous.
588
00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:06,865
But you are angry.
589
00:40:08,826 --> 00:40:11,036
And you gotta let it out somehow.
590
00:40:11,203 --> 00:40:15,290
So you find a guy, an older guy.
591
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,961
Maybe he reminds you
a little of your dad.
592
00:40:21,296 --> 00:40:23,382
Let me guess. I look like him?
593
00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:25,968
You don't look anything like him.
594
00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:28,053
If you say so.
595
00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:31,431
But you gotta let
that anger out somehow.
596
00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:34,142
And I seem like a good target...
Will you shut up?
597
00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:38,647
Seriously, just shut up!
You know nothing about me.
598
00:40:38,814 --> 00:40:43,485
No, you're right.
So sit down and tell me. We'll talk.
599
00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:47,823
Yeah, right.
We can sit on the sofa.
600
00:40:47,990 --> 00:40:50,534
And I'll call a taxi for you.
601
00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:52,286
If you want, I'll hold you.
602
00:40:52,452 --> 00:40:55,539
If you don't want,
I'll keep my distance.
603
00:40:57,291 --> 00:41:00,711
You can let it all out. If you need
to cry, if you need to scream.
604
00:41:00,878 --> 00:41:02,838
Whatever you need, Hayley.
605
00:41:08,635 --> 00:41:10,762
You wouldn't be mad at me?
606
00:41:13,223 --> 00:41:15,350
I just want you
to look at what you're doing.
607
00:41:25,903 --> 00:41:28,697
l just wanna ask, um...
608
00:41:38,248 --> 00:41:42,669
Did you...did you seriously think
that that was gonna work?
609
00:41:44,922 --> 00:41:46,798
You're good at what you do, Jeff.
610
00:41:47,841 --> 00:41:50,677
What you do is work
with teenage girls, put them at ease
611
00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,971
so they can trust you
with all their secrets.
612
00:41:53,138 --> 00:41:55,224
No, that's not what I was doing.
613
00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:07,152
Janelle's birthday.
614
00:42:07,319 --> 00:42:08,862
(BUTTONS BEEP)
615
00:42:12,282 --> 00:42:13,867
(MULTlPLE BEEPS)
616
00:42:15,661 --> 00:42:17,538
Janelle's phone number.
617
00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:19,456
(BUTTONS BEEP)
618
00:42:20,499 --> 00:42:22,501
(MULTlPLE BEEPS)
619
00:42:22,668 --> 00:42:24,795
Janelle's phone number backwards.
620
00:42:24,962 --> 00:42:27,005
(NUMBERS BEEP)
621
00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,674
(MULTlPLE BEEPS)
622
00:42:28,841 --> 00:42:31,009
You're an honour student.
623
00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:34,221
Try every possible combination
of numbers.
624
00:42:34,388 --> 00:42:36,139
Should only take you
the rest of the week,
625
00:42:36,306 --> 00:42:38,308
if you figure in breaks for meals.
626
00:42:42,396 --> 00:42:43,856
Or l...
627
00:42:44,022 --> 00:42:48,026
Or l could just...try March 1 9.
628
00:42:51,864 --> 00:42:54,074
March 1 9, first with Janelle.
629
00:42:56,535 --> 00:43:00,539
What's this, Jeff?
You are 'lensman31 9' after all.
630
00:43:00,706 --> 00:43:03,584
Was this the first photo session
or the first time you banged her?
631
00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:05,586
Or was that the same thing?
632
00:43:08,046 --> 00:43:09,840
Hmm. What year would that have been?
633
00:43:12,926 --> 00:43:14,595
3-1 9-87?
634
00:43:14,761 --> 00:43:16,430
(BUTTONS BEEP)
635
00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:17,973
(MULTlPLE BEEPS)
636
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,683
Nope.
637
00:43:22,769 --> 00:43:24,354
3-1 9-89?
638
00:43:24,521 --> 00:43:27,107
(BUTTONS BEEP)
639
00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:29,276
(SAFE CLlCKS AND WHlRRS)
Ohh!
640
00:43:31,195 --> 00:43:33,655
How sentimental you are.
641
00:43:43,707 --> 00:43:46,043
What's so special
about these photos?
642
00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:50,881
Oh.
643
00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:03,101
This is what they make
those federal laws for, Jeff.
644
00:44:07,439 --> 00:44:10,025
This is officially sick.
645
00:44:16,073 --> 00:44:18,617
What makes this girl so special?
646
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,497
Hmm?
647
00:44:23,664 --> 00:44:26,083
Why does she get
to keep her clothes on?
648
00:44:46,562 --> 00:44:48,188
l recognise this girl.
649
00:44:48,355 --> 00:44:49,898
(GRUNTS)
650
00:45:06,498 --> 00:45:08,083
(GROANS)
651
00:45:33,358 --> 00:45:35,194
Hayley?
652
00:45:40,782 --> 00:45:42,284
Where are you?
653
00:45:57,633 --> 00:45:59,176
(FIRES GUN)
654
00:46:20,364 --> 00:46:21,949
(DROPS GUN)
655
00:46:34,419 --> 00:46:36,797
(GROANS)
656
00:46:42,052 --> 00:46:44,263
Oh...
657
00:46:45,764 --> 00:46:47,766
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
658
00:47:17,796 --> 00:47:19,590
Welcome back.
659
00:47:20,841 --> 00:47:22,843
l'm sorry to expose you like this.
660
00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:26,597
lt's...it's not about sex,
although l have to admit...
661
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,183
..you are built.
662
00:47:35,522 --> 00:47:37,691
I never touched you.
663
00:47:38,734 --> 00:47:42,362
I was trying to hold you off me
while I called the cops.
664
00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:45,199
Oh. Would you have shown them this?
665
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:50,245
Why do you have a picture
of Donna Mauer in your safe?
666
00:47:50,412 --> 00:47:54,082
And, well, have you seen her?
Because no-one else has.
667
00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:05,552
I did meet Donna for coffee.
668
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,722
I took a shot of her
to make her happy.
669
00:48:11,058 --> 00:48:13,101
So how happy did you make her?
670
00:48:13,268 --> 00:48:15,687
Look at her. She's fully dressed.
671
00:48:15,854 --> 00:48:18,565
You can see the coffee shop
behind her.
672
00:48:18,732 --> 00:48:20,651
I never brought her home.
673
00:48:20,818 --> 00:48:23,612
So, what, what, you just said,
674
00:48:23,779 --> 00:48:26,907
"See you later, kid. lt's been fun"?
675
00:48:29,117 --> 00:48:31,036
You could have thrown this away.
676
00:48:31,203 --> 00:48:33,247
You didn't.
677
00:48:33,413 --> 00:48:36,166
You needed to hang on to it.
678
00:48:37,543 --> 00:48:39,586
You could have talked
to the police.
679
00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:41,672
You're right.
Yeah.
680
00:48:41,839 --> 00:48:43,465
Or maybe you had something to hide,
681
00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:46,969
like the extensive kiddie porn collect...
682
00:48:47,135 --> 00:48:50,347
Look, I'm not the monster
you think I am.
683
00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:55,310
But OK, I...crossed a line.
684
00:48:55,477 --> 00:48:58,730
Just call the cops.
I'll turn myself in.
685
00:49:00,899 --> 00:49:03,777
A cute paedophile pleads guilyt.
686
00:49:04,820 --> 00:49:06,738
"But, oh, it's not his fault.
687
00:49:06,905 --> 00:49:08,907
"He's sick. He has an addiction."
688
00:49:09,074 --> 00:49:11,368
I'll do jail.
Isn't that what should happen?
689
00:49:11,535 --> 00:49:13,704
Yeah, you might.
You might get jail time.
690
00:49:13,871 --> 00:49:16,957
l don't know, therapy, drugs,
691
00:49:17,124 --> 00:49:19,585
group discussions, notifying people
when you move into a new house.
692
00:49:19,751 --> 00:49:21,128
How bad is that, really?
693
00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:23,255
It'll ruin my career,
it'll ruin my life.
694
00:49:23,422 --> 00:49:25,966
Come on, didn't Roman Polanski
just win an Oscar?
695
00:49:29,136 --> 00:49:30,846
So why the ice?
696
00:49:39,521 --> 00:49:43,567
You know, l read the psych profile about
the person who took Donna Mauer.
697
00:49:43,734 --> 00:49:45,527
Said he's a loner.
698
00:49:45,694 --> 00:49:50,157
Thinks he's pretyt damn bright
and as powerful as a teenage girl.
699
00:49:50,324 --> 00:49:52,951
He's gonna strike again.
Kind of sounds a lot like you.
700
00:49:53,118 --> 00:49:54,495
It's not me!
701
00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:56,705
Maybe not, but...
702
00:49:57,748 --> 00:49:59,791
..those photos that l found
703
00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:02,794
and the way you let me get drunk...
704
00:50:02,961 --> 00:50:06,632
(CLATTER)
705
00:50:06,798 --> 00:50:08,509
You're a headline
waiting to happen.
706
00:50:14,556 --> 00:50:18,435
Everybody will be safer if l do
a little preventive maintenance.
707
00:50:25,901 --> 00:50:27,611
What the fuck are you doing?
708
00:50:27,778 --> 00:50:29,321
l have to shave you down here.
709
00:50:29,488 --> 00:50:31,490
l can't have any hair
on the incision site, right?
710
00:50:31,657 --> 00:50:33,116
What?!
711
00:50:33,283 --> 00:50:36,161
l've been going through
my dad's medical library at school
712
00:50:36,328 --> 00:50:39,790
and, um, well, you said
l was pretyt bright, right?
713
00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:44,169
l think l'm smart enough
to perform a successful castration.
714
00:50:44,336 --> 00:50:45,546
No!
715
00:50:45,712 --> 00:50:47,589
Please.
No! Ow!
716
00:50:47,756 --> 00:50:50,133
OK, OK.
l guess you're not numb enough yet.
717
00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:56,765
What should we talk about
while we're waiting? Hmm?
718
00:50:56,932 --> 00:50:59,268
"Dear Janelle,
my name is Hayley Stark.
719
00:50:59,434 --> 00:51:02,396
"l hope you don't mind me writing you
out of the blue like this.
720
00:51:02,563 --> 00:51:05,482
"l met this guy that l think
you know, Jeff Kohlver.
721
00:51:05,649 --> 00:51:07,860
"Oh, he's SO cute.
722
00:51:08,026 --> 00:51:10,237
"And, well, he seems
to really like me.
723
00:51:10,404 --> 00:51:13,282
"He even asked me over
to his place to do some photography,
724
00:51:13,448 --> 00:51:15,659
"and l am so excited about this
725
00:51:15,826 --> 00:51:18,829
"because, well,
for a 14-year-old like me,
726
00:51:18,996 --> 00:51:20,914
"this could be a huge break,
you know?"
727
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:27,337
And here l put in
a little smiley face icon.
728
00:51:29,548 --> 00:51:31,967
"Thing is, and l've tried to pretend
this isn't the case,
729
00:51:32,134 --> 00:51:33,844
"but he talks about you an awful lot,
730
00:51:34,011 --> 00:51:37,639
"and l have this ooky feeling
he's still in love with you.
731
00:51:37,806 --> 00:51:39,766
"And l'm pretyt sweet on him too,
732
00:51:39,933 --> 00:51:42,686
"but l don't want to go crazy over him
if there's still some chance
733
00:51:42,853 --> 00:51:44,730
"that you two
might get back together.
734
00:51:45,772 --> 00:51:49,276
"So, so, so, so, l found
your email address in his PDA,
735
00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:51,487
"and l thought l'd just ask.
736
00:51:52,905 --> 00:51:54,907
"ls this insane?
737
00:51:55,991 --> 00:51:58,035
"Am l insane?
738
00:51:59,203 --> 00:52:00,746
"ls Jeff?
739
00:52:02,956 --> 00:52:05,918
"And this other girl
he talks about all the time.
740
00:52:06,084 --> 00:52:09,087
"Her name is...Donna Mauer.
741
00:52:10,839 --> 00:52:12,799
"Do you know anything about her?
742
00:52:14,176 --> 00:52:15,677
"l found these photos on his computer
743
00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:18,138
"but, silly me, l can't figure out
how to open them,
744
00:52:18,305 --> 00:52:20,307
"but l'm attaching them to this note.
745
00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:24,019
"Are they pictures of you or Donna?
746
00:52:25,187 --> 00:52:26,563
"Anyhoo, thanks a mil.
747
00:52:26,730 --> 00:52:29,858
"Your complete honesyt
will be mucho appreciated.
748
00:52:30,025 --> 00:52:32,444
"Love and peace, Hayley."
749
00:52:37,908 --> 00:52:40,577
l tried to make it sound
as innocent and moronic as possible.
750
00:52:40,744 --> 00:52:42,663
How do you think l did?
751
00:52:46,959 --> 00:52:48,335
Fine.
752
00:52:48,502 --> 00:52:51,088
Guess l'll just send it
and that'll be that.
753
00:52:53,173 --> 00:52:55,717
You're getting yourself
in terrible trouble.
754
00:52:55,884 --> 00:52:58,470
Oh. Oh, and how's that?
755
00:53:00,264 --> 00:53:02,808
If you cut me in any way,
you won't forget it.
756
00:53:02,975 --> 00:53:05,185
It changes you
when you hurt somebody.
757
00:53:05,352 --> 00:53:08,188
Oh, and you speak from experience,
l guess.
758
00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:10,440
I've just lived.
759
00:53:10,607 --> 00:53:12,442
Unlike you.
760
00:53:13,861 --> 00:53:15,863
The things you do wrong...
761
00:53:17,364 --> 00:53:18,907
..they haunt you.
762
00:53:20,534 --> 00:53:22,744
Tell me what you're haunted by.
763
00:53:24,288 --> 00:53:27,916
You wanna remember this day
when you're with a guy on a date?
764
00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:29,877
On your wedding night?
765
00:53:30,043 --> 00:53:32,004
'Cause I promise you, you will.
766
00:53:33,505 --> 00:53:35,424
Don't do that to yourself.
767
00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:39,428
Wow.
768
00:53:40,804 --> 00:53:42,347
You know, that is so thoughtful.
769
00:53:42,514 --> 00:53:45,267
You are speaking to me
so selflessly.
770
00:53:45,434 --> 00:53:48,896
l mean, you just don't want me
to castrate you for my own benefit?
771
00:53:49,062 --> 00:53:51,231
Wow, l'm touched.
772
00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:55,360
Jeff.
773
00:53:56,403 --> 00:53:59,281
Why don't we imagine someone
saying the same thing to you
774
00:53:59,448 --> 00:54:01,617
at a random moment?
775
00:54:03,452 --> 00:54:07,247
lmagine that, when you
downloaded this little girl...
776
00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:14,254
..l was sitting by your side saying,
"Stop. Don't do that to yourself."
777
00:54:15,297 --> 00:54:17,216
Would you have listened?
778
00:54:21,512 --> 00:54:23,055
Stop.
779
00:54:26,141 --> 00:54:28,185
Don't do that to yourself.
780
00:54:32,105 --> 00:54:33,774
Stop.
781
00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:37,569
Don't do that to yourself.
782
00:54:42,241 --> 00:54:48,330
Stop.
783
00:54:49,998 --> 00:54:53,126
(PRESSES MOBlLE PHONE KEYS)
784
00:55:04,263 --> 00:55:06,473
You are good and numb, aren't you?
785
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,016
Fuck off.
786
00:55:08,183 --> 00:55:10,561
Look, your conversational skills
are really deteriorating
787
00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:12,187
as the day goes on.
788
00:55:12,354 --> 00:55:13,605
(SPRAYS SHAVlNG CREAM)
789
00:55:13,772 --> 00:55:15,399
Seriously, it turns out
that castration
790
00:55:15,566 --> 00:55:18,694
is like the easiest
surgical procedure around,
791
00:55:18,861 --> 00:55:21,155
and thousands of farm boys
all across the country
792
00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:22,739
geld their own livestock,
793
00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:26,285
so l figure, if they can do it,
then l can pull it off,
794
00:55:26,451 --> 00:55:27,828
if you know what l mean.
795
00:55:27,995 --> 00:55:30,080
I'm not fucking livestock.
796
00:55:30,247 --> 00:55:31,790
You keep telling yourself that, stud.
797
00:55:31,957 --> 00:55:36,044
HELP!
798
00:55:36,211 --> 00:55:38,046
(COUGHS)
799
00:55:38,213 --> 00:55:39,882
Look, that wasn't necessary.
800
00:55:40,048 --> 00:55:41,258
(COUGHS)
801
00:55:41,425 --> 00:55:42,801
You bitch.
802
00:55:42,968 --> 00:55:44,386
No more wiggling.
803
00:55:44,553 --> 00:55:47,472
(CLEARS THROAT, COUGHS)
804
00:55:47,639 --> 00:55:49,308
(SOUND OF SHAVlNG)
805
00:55:51,643 --> 00:55:52,519
(METAL CLlNKS)
806
00:55:52,686 --> 00:55:56,356
Does your mother know
you cut off men's balls?
807
00:55:57,858 --> 00:56:01,153
l've never done it before today, but...
808
00:56:02,321 --> 00:56:06,241
..maybe l'll tell her when l get home,
see what she says.
809
00:56:08,076 --> 00:56:10,996
"Hayley, l knew you needed
a science fair project, but, really..."
810
00:56:11,163 --> 00:56:13,999
So you and your mom
are both whacked.
811
00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:15,542
l don't know.
812
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:19,087
That's that whole 'nature
versus nurture' question, isn't it?
813
00:56:22,174 --> 00:56:26,762
Was l born a cute,
vindictive little bitch or...
814
00:56:28,263 --> 00:56:30,474
..did socieyt make me that way?
815
00:56:31,517 --> 00:56:33,101
l go back and forth on that.
816
00:56:33,268 --> 00:56:36,522
(SHAVES) l'll be done in a sec.
l'm almost done.
817
00:56:37,564 --> 00:56:39,107
There's money in the safe.
818
00:56:40,192 --> 00:56:42,736
So?
So you could take it.
819
00:56:43,779 --> 00:56:45,948
Look, you can take the camera
equipment. Take whatever you want!
820
00:56:46,114 --> 00:56:47,533
Look, l am.
821
00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:50,619
You really can't talk me
out of this by bribing me, OK?
822
00:56:50,786 --> 00:56:52,746
(SHAVES)
823
00:56:52,913 --> 00:56:54,498
How...how can I?
824
00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:57,209
What, talk me out of it?
825
00:56:58,710 --> 00:57:00,838
l don't know.
l haven't thought about that.
826
00:57:02,756 --> 00:57:04,216
(SHAVES)
827
00:57:05,259 --> 00:57:07,719
You know what, l need
to sterilise this before we start.
828
00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:11,098
Do you want me to use the vodka
829
00:57:11,265 --> 00:57:15,227
or do you have another alcohol
you wanna offer me?
830
00:57:19,481 --> 00:57:21,275
OK.
831
00:57:21,441 --> 00:57:23,152
Ahh!
832
00:57:26,238 --> 00:57:28,574
OK, all that scraping l did,
833
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,450
the blood probably rushed back in.
834
00:57:30,617 --> 00:57:32,870
l have to numb you out
a bit more, OK?
835
00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,210
l'll be right back.
836
00:57:54,099 --> 00:57:56,810
(GRUNTS)
837
00:58:30,427 --> 00:58:32,513
(PANTS WITH EXHAUSTION)
838
00:58:51,323 --> 00:58:53,700
(GRUNTS)
839
00:59:10,592 --> 00:59:13,428
Can l call someone for you?
ls that what you...
840
00:59:13,595 --> 00:59:15,514
(CRIES)
841
00:59:15,681 --> 00:59:17,057
Oh, you're getting bored.
842
00:59:17,224 --> 00:59:19,935
Look, l'm sorry.
We gotta get this show on the road.
843
00:59:22,688 --> 00:59:25,774
Oh, it's actually really impressive.
844
00:59:25,941 --> 00:59:29,862
l thought it would be fun
to see how far you could get,
845
00:59:30,028 --> 00:59:32,698
and l really only expected,
like, an inch or two.
846
00:59:32,865 --> 00:59:35,701
That's not bad.
847
00:59:39,788 --> 00:59:41,415
Why don't you just kill me?
848
00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,210
ls that what you think l want?
849
00:59:50,340 --> 00:59:51,884
Isn't it?
850
00:59:53,135 --> 00:59:54,720
Close.
851
01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,621
l love that you have all this stuff
852
01:00:20,787 --> 01:00:23,540
because, like, this way
you can watch, you know?
853
01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:26,376
(SCOFFS)
Now l'm hurt.
854
01:00:26,543 --> 01:00:28,879
Come on, l go through
all the trouble to set this up
855
01:00:29,046 --> 01:00:30,714
and you don't even want to watch?
856
01:00:37,179 --> 01:00:38,597
I just...
857
01:00:38,764 --> 01:00:42,726
I stayed one summer
with my Aunt Denise and her kids.
858
01:00:42,893 --> 01:00:45,604
You know, her kids were like four or five,
859
01:00:45,771 --> 01:00:47,773
and I was, like, ten.
860
01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:49,608
No. No, I was nine.
861
01:00:49,775 --> 01:00:54,780
And the littlest one,
the daughter, Lynnie...
862
01:00:55,823 --> 01:00:58,283
..she...she loved me.
863
01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:01,119
So she had this...
she had this game
864
01:01:01,286 --> 01:01:05,707
where she would jump out
of the bathtub, all soaking wet...
865
01:01:06,792 --> 01:01:08,877
..and she'd jump on top of me,
866
01:01:09,044 --> 01:01:10,921
then she'd tickle me.
867
01:01:11,088 --> 01:01:13,924
Then she'd tickle me and she'd shout,
868
01:01:14,091 --> 01:01:15,592
"Prune attack! Prune attack!"
869
01:01:15,759 --> 01:01:17,803
'Cause her fingers were all pruney.
870
01:01:21,056 --> 01:01:24,268
I...I couldn't do anything
'cause I was afraid I'd hurt her
871
01:01:24,434 --> 01:01:27,938
and it was weird.
872
01:01:29,857 --> 01:01:34,111
And one day her mother came in
in the middle of it
873
01:01:34,278 --> 01:01:40,117
and she saw her daughter
naked on top of me.
874
01:01:42,911 --> 01:01:46,331
And then...she yelled at her...
875
01:01:47,583 --> 01:01:51,587
.."Lynnie, get back in the bathtub."
876
01:01:54,214 --> 01:01:56,091
Then she took me by the hand...
877
01:01:57,134 --> 01:01:59,261
..and she dragged me into the kitchen.
878
01:02:02,347 --> 01:02:05,100
She turned the stove on.
879
01:02:05,267 --> 01:02:07,644
And we stood there
while the burner got hot.
880
01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:12,483
And she pulled my pants down...
881
01:02:14,943 --> 01:02:19,490
..and lifted me up over the burner.
882
01:02:23,494 --> 01:02:28,040
I could feel the dirt on my skin
from her hands.
883
01:02:29,082 --> 01:02:31,460
She must have been gardening.
884
01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:37,466
And I cried and cried.
885
01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:43,680
And I could hear the tears sizzle
as they hit the burner.
886
01:02:47,768 --> 01:02:49,770
Then she sat me down.
887
01:02:52,147 --> 01:02:54,691
She said, "If I ever catch you
with my daughter again..."
888
01:02:59,363 --> 01:03:02,449
(LAUGHS)
889
01:03:02,616 --> 01:03:04,952
She called my mom.
890
01:03:05,118 --> 01:03:07,746
My mom came the next day.
891
01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:12,125
I never saw Aunt Denise again.
892
01:03:20,467 --> 01:03:23,220
These things really stick.
893
01:03:24,763 --> 01:03:27,599
OK, well, you know, we're set.
894
01:03:28,934 --> 01:03:30,477
Don't.
895
01:03:31,645 --> 01:03:34,815
l told you not to use that word. OK?
896
01:03:34,982 --> 01:03:37,234
Hayley, please.
897
01:03:37,401 --> 01:03:39,236
You need help.
898
01:03:40,904 --> 01:03:42,698
A teenage girl doesn't do this.
899
01:03:42,865 --> 01:03:45,617
l've seen your idea of what
a teenage girl should do with her day,
900
01:03:45,784 --> 01:03:46,869
so don't even start.
901
01:03:47,035 --> 01:03:48,996
I'll pay for a therapist.
902
01:03:51,290 --> 01:03:52,666
Thanks. Thanks.
903
01:03:52,833 --> 01:03:55,502
But if l ever see a shrink,
l want to make my case...
904
01:03:55,669 --> 01:03:56,545
Hayley, please.
905
01:03:56,712 --> 01:03:58,463
..really, really
interesting for them.
906
01:03:58,630 --> 01:04:00,174
Please. I'll do whatever you want.
907
01:04:00,340 --> 01:04:03,385
You could call the cops.
I'll say I did whatever you want.
908
01:04:03,552 --> 01:04:05,262
l don't think
they're gonna believe a confession
909
01:04:05,429 --> 01:04:06,805
under these circumstances.
910
01:04:06,972 --> 01:04:08,640
Then I'll leave. I'll leave.
I'll leave, OK?
911
01:04:08,807 --> 01:04:10,184
I'll move out of town.
You will?
912
01:04:10,350 --> 01:04:11,727
Mm-hm.
913
01:04:11,894 --> 01:04:13,896
Donna's body will still be
where you left it.
914
01:04:14,062 --> 01:04:15,814
I'm not the guy!
915
01:04:15,981 --> 01:04:19,067
I'm not the guy, I swear! (CRIES)
916
01:04:20,444 --> 01:04:22,863
Anything! Please!
917
01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:24,907
Please don't do this!
918
01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:27,534
Anything?
Anything! Piss on me!
919
01:04:27,701 --> 01:04:31,288
Fucking feed me glass!
I don't care! Do whatever you want!
920
01:04:31,455 --> 01:04:34,833
I'll tell the cops
I did whatever you want. Please! Just...
921
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,754
Please, I'll do whatever you want.
Anything. Please.
922
01:04:38,921 --> 01:04:40,297
Please. Anything.
923
01:04:40,464 --> 01:04:42,049
Anything. Anything.
Please.
924
01:04:43,258 --> 01:04:47,346
Please. (SOBS) Please.
925
01:04:47,513 --> 01:04:49,181
Anything?
Anything.
926
01:04:49,348 --> 01:04:50,724
Yeah, anything.
927
01:04:50,891 --> 01:04:52,726
Just... Please.
928
01:04:53,769 --> 01:04:56,104
PLEASE!
929
01:05:11,078 --> 01:05:14,665
When l talked about sending an email
to Janelle, you changed the subject.
930
01:05:18,168 --> 01:05:21,213
l could send it right now,
pack up and go.
931
01:05:21,380 --> 01:05:23,549
lt could be the best thing
that ever happened to you.
932
01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:25,384
You could stop torturing yourself
with the idea
933
01:05:25,551 --> 01:05:27,678
that you might get
back with her some day.
934
01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:31,056
What do you say?
Goddamn it!
935
01:05:31,223 --> 01:05:33,058
Get the fuck off of me!
936
01:05:33,225 --> 01:05:35,227
Please untie me and let me go!
937
01:05:35,394 --> 01:05:38,147
Please! Please don't cut me!
938
01:05:38,313 --> 01:05:41,400
Please! Please!
939
01:05:41,567 --> 01:05:43,402
Please.
940
01:05:43,569 --> 01:05:45,821
(SCREAMS)
941
01:05:48,699 --> 01:05:50,784
(CRIES)
942
01:06:08,343 --> 01:06:10,721
l shouldn't have teased you
like that.
943
01:06:17,186 --> 01:06:19,980
l shouldn't have let you think
there was a way out of this.
944
01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:29,948
Hey, um...
945
01:06:30,115 --> 01:06:32,659
l got this medical text,
946
01:06:32,826 --> 01:06:36,497
and, look, if l forget anything,
just don't panic, OK,
947
01:06:36,663 --> 01:06:39,500
'cause it's...it's right here.
948
01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:45,631
Yeah, l knew you'd want to watch.
949
01:06:45,797 --> 01:06:47,424
Look, if you move too much,
950
01:06:47,591 --> 01:06:51,261
l could nick the perineal artery
and you...
951
01:06:51,428 --> 01:06:54,640
You could, like, bleed to death
before anyone got here, OK?
952
01:06:54,807 --> 01:07:00,354
So, just, please, l really need
to have a steady, steady hand, OK?
953
01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:06,568
Jeff?
954
01:07:09,822 --> 01:07:11,323
Alright.
955
01:07:15,452 --> 01:07:16,870
(SQUELCH)
956
01:07:17,037 --> 01:07:18,914
Do you feel that?
957
01:07:21,875 --> 01:07:24,002
Why do you care?
958
01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:30,008
l'd be thankful for small favours.
959
01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:49,736
Wow.
960
01:07:51,071 --> 01:07:52,614
Wow, that went well.
961
01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:05,419
You know, you told that, uh...
962
01:08:05,586 --> 01:08:08,589
..that Aunt Denise story very well.
963
01:08:10,257 --> 01:08:12,050
Very, very well.
964
01:08:13,552 --> 01:08:14,928
What was that supposed to be?
965
01:08:15,095 --> 01:08:18,807
Some kind of magic key to explain
why you are the way you are?
966
01:08:20,267 --> 01:08:22,144
Doesn't.
967
01:08:22,311 --> 01:08:27,191
OK, what should l do first -
your right or left testicle?
968
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,362
Um...
969
01:08:33,530 --> 01:08:36,158
Why don't we just say right, OK?
970
01:08:36,325 --> 01:08:39,953
Alright, now, l just have to give it
one little slice to free it up,
971
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:41,663
and then, um...
972
01:08:42,706 --> 01:08:44,541
Snip.
(SOFT SNAP)
973
01:08:46,001 --> 01:08:48,670
OK. Now l just need to suture it up.
974
01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:52,216
This would be so much easier
if l had, like, a nurse or something,
975
01:08:52,382 --> 01:08:56,345
but, you know, l asked my friend
if she'd help me castrate a guy
976
01:08:56,512 --> 01:09:00,015
and, well, she made
all these, like, ooky sounds,
977
01:09:00,182 --> 01:09:02,768
like l was asking her
to swallow worms or something.
978
01:09:03,811 --> 01:09:07,272
Yeah, we'll see who makes
medical school in eight years, huh?
979
01:09:09,107 --> 01:09:11,109
Alright, now,
you're gonna feel a tug,
980
01:09:11,276 --> 01:09:14,196
'cause l really gotta
get this tight, alright?
981
01:09:14,363 --> 01:09:17,491
So just...bear with me.
982
01:09:19,493 --> 01:09:21,203
OK...
983
01:09:23,455 --> 01:09:25,707
OK.
984
01:09:25,874 --> 01:09:28,168
OK, halfway through. Over the hump.
985
01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:29,711
Can't you stop?
986
01:09:29,878 --> 01:09:32,172
Come on, Jeff.
Please?
987
01:09:32,339 --> 01:09:37,177
Some men, they go through
their whole lives with only one ball,
988
01:09:37,344 --> 01:09:39,763
and they're just fine, you know?
989
01:09:39,930 --> 01:09:41,682
Or so l've read.
990
01:09:41,849 --> 01:09:44,726
Well, l guess l figured
that you're not really punished
991
01:09:44,893 --> 01:09:46,520
if l leave you with a spare.
992
01:09:52,025 --> 01:09:54,611
OK, stay with me. Stay with me.
993
01:09:54,778 --> 01:09:57,114
lt's OK. lt's OK, Jeff.
994
01:09:59,449 --> 01:10:00,492
Look...
995
01:10:01,535 --> 01:10:05,455
lf l...if l left one, then you'd be
walking around crooked all the time.
996
01:10:05,622 --> 01:10:08,417
So, look, this is
for the best, alright?
997
01:10:09,835 --> 01:10:12,171
OK, you're entering
a whole new world now, alright?
998
01:10:12,337 --> 01:10:13,881
Just gotta...
999
01:10:15,132 --> 01:10:16,967
..snip and...
1000
01:10:18,010 --> 01:10:19,052
Oh!
1001
01:10:21,555 --> 01:10:22,598
OK.
1002
01:10:23,891 --> 01:10:25,684
Wow.
1003
01:10:27,644 --> 01:10:29,980
This seriously has to be, like,
1004
01:10:30,147 --> 01:10:33,275
one of the easiest operations,
because...
1005
01:10:33,442 --> 01:10:34,985
Wow.
1006
01:10:36,153 --> 01:10:39,865
l mean, l wonder why they teach
Girl Scouts things like camping
1007
01:10:40,032 --> 01:10:43,744
and selling cookies, you know?
1008
01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:46,330
'Cause this is what's really useful.
1009
01:10:48,207 --> 01:10:50,667
l don't know how they'd design
a merit badge, though.
1010
01:10:50,834 --> 01:10:52,586
That'd be interesting.
1011
01:10:52,753 --> 01:10:55,672
I saw Lynnie
at Aunt Denise's funeral.
1012
01:10:55,839 --> 01:10:58,091
I told her what her mom did.
1013
01:10:58,258 --> 01:11:00,928
She didn't believe me.
1014
01:11:03,388 --> 01:11:06,183
lf Denise was here right now,
what would you say?
1015
01:11:09,061 --> 01:11:10,562
I'd say, "Help.
1016
01:11:10,729 --> 01:11:14,316
"A teenager cut my balls off.
Call the police."
1017
01:11:17,653 --> 01:11:19,988
She wasn't very sympathetic
the last time,
1018
01:11:20,155 --> 01:11:22,324
so l wouldn't really
hold your breath.
1019
01:11:25,494 --> 01:11:27,704
(JEFF SOBS)
1020
01:11:39,424 --> 01:11:40,968
Alright.
1021
01:11:41,134 --> 01:11:43,637
l would cancel any appointments
you have in the next few days
1022
01:11:43,804 --> 01:11:47,891
because you're going to be sorer
than you've ever been before.
1023
01:11:48,058 --> 01:11:50,185
Oh, and l'd say, in, like,
1024
01:11:50,352 --> 01:11:52,146
eight or nine days,
take the stitches out,
1025
01:11:52,312 --> 01:11:56,108
which l suggest you do yourself
to save embarrassment.
1026
01:11:56,275 --> 01:12:00,362
Oh, and there's this website,
eunuchsquestions.com.
1027
01:12:00,529 --> 01:12:03,323
Eunuchs is E-U-N-U-C-H-S.
1028
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,325
l had a lot of trouble with that,
1029
01:12:05,492 --> 01:12:08,704
but it gives great advice
on how to deal with your castration.
1030
01:12:08,871 --> 01:12:11,748
You really... You don't have to
go through this alone, you know?
1031
01:12:11,915 --> 01:12:13,333
Um...
1032
01:12:14,668 --> 01:12:16,712
Do you want some souvenirs?
1033
01:12:19,047 --> 01:12:20,424
No?
1034
01:12:20,591 --> 01:12:22,301
OK.
1035
01:12:23,385 --> 01:12:25,220
What should we do with them?
1036
01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:33,812
We could see
how far they bounce. Hmm?
1037
01:12:39,735 --> 01:12:44,615
Actually, we wouldn't want,
like, a little animal
1038
01:12:44,781 --> 01:12:47,743
confusing it for an afternoon snack.
1039
01:12:47,910 --> 01:12:51,580
You know, a little squirrel
or a coyote might get sick.
1040
01:12:51,747 --> 01:12:53,248
And we don't want that,
1041
01:12:53,415 --> 01:12:55,918
especially with you
being such a conservationist.
1042
01:12:58,879 --> 01:13:00,255
Fuck.
1043
01:13:00,422 --> 01:13:02,799
We could grind them up
in the garbage disposal.
1044
01:13:04,259 --> 01:13:07,805
Or...or we could sew them back in.
1045
01:13:07,971 --> 01:13:09,348
l had this shop teacher once,
1046
01:13:09,515 --> 01:13:11,892
who sawed off his thumb in class,
1047
01:13:12,059 --> 01:13:13,685
and then he grabbed some ice,
1048
01:13:13,852 --> 01:13:15,646
drove to the emergency room,
1049
01:13:15,813 --> 01:13:18,524
the next day, sure enough,
he has his thumb.
1050
01:13:18,690 --> 01:13:22,986
Didn't bend so well, but, you know,
he could, like, hitchhike and stuff.
1051
01:13:23,153 --> 01:13:24,988
(MACHlNE WHlRRS)
1052
01:13:26,406 --> 01:13:27,783
(WHlRRlNG STOPS)
1053
01:13:27,950 --> 01:13:30,327
l'm just checking to see if it works.
1054
01:13:30,494 --> 01:13:32,079
(WATER RUNNlNG)
1055
01:13:34,248 --> 01:13:38,085
(WHlRRlNG)
1056
01:13:46,552 --> 01:13:49,680
l guess they, uh, weren't brass.
1057
01:13:57,312 --> 01:13:59,439
You're not laughing, are you?
1058
01:14:00,482 --> 01:14:03,485
Well, no wonder.
This isn't a laughing matter at all.
1059
01:14:05,154 --> 01:14:08,031
l don't know.
Maybe Donna's smiling just a tad.
1060
01:14:08,198 --> 01:14:10,909
(SIGHS) I didn't do anything to her.
1061
01:14:14,288 --> 01:14:15,831
Maybe, maybe not.
1062
01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:20,419
But l suggest you track down
the guy who did
1063
01:14:20,586 --> 01:14:24,214
'cause, well, he has no idea
what's waiting for him.
1064
01:14:24,381 --> 01:14:25,757
Here.
1065
01:14:25,924 --> 01:14:27,342
You really need to rehydrate.
1066
01:14:27,509 --> 01:14:30,721
Jeff, please. Come on.
1067
01:14:33,348 --> 01:14:35,350
(SPITS)
1068
01:14:38,103 --> 01:14:39,855
Jeff, l'm serious.
1069
01:14:41,857 --> 01:14:44,026
You really, really need
to drink this, OK?
1070
01:14:45,527 --> 01:14:47,196
Come on.
1071
01:14:48,739 --> 01:14:50,699
Attaboy.
1072
01:14:51,992 --> 01:14:53,535
OK? Do you want more?
1073
01:14:55,662 --> 01:14:58,165
Why are you being
so nice to me now?
1074
01:15:03,170 --> 01:15:05,422
You're kinda pitiful now, aren't you?
1075
01:15:06,465 --> 01:15:10,594
l mean, it's going to be tricky, you know,
not letting anyone find out about...
1076
01:15:13,138 --> 01:15:14,848
No more sex.
1077
01:15:15,015 --> 01:15:18,519
No more taking public showers.
1078
01:15:19,561 --> 01:15:21,939
But one of these days
you're going to get a physical,
1079
01:15:22,105 --> 01:15:23,732
and your doctor's going to find out.
1080
01:15:23,899 --> 01:15:27,152
And don't worry, l mean,
he's not gonna tell his golf buddies...
1081
01:15:28,403 --> 01:15:30,280
..and they're not gonna
tell their friends,
1082
01:15:30,447 --> 01:15:32,950
and they're not gonna tell
their friends.
1083
01:15:33,992 --> 01:15:36,662
But a couple years down the road
you're going to start wondering,
1084
01:15:36,829 --> 01:15:38,789
do your publishers know?
1085
01:15:40,499 --> 01:15:42,125
Do your models know?
1086
01:15:44,962 --> 01:15:46,755
Does Janelle know?
1087
01:15:49,842 --> 01:15:52,052
Ohhh.
1088
01:15:52,219 --> 01:15:53,929
God, l'm sweating.
1089
01:15:54,972 --> 01:15:56,974
Look, l'll go take a shower
1090
01:15:57,141 --> 01:15:59,393
and then l'll be
out of your life, OK?
1091
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:01,436
I'll find you.
1092
01:16:01,603 --> 01:16:04,898
Don't make threats
while you're still tied down.
1093
01:16:05,065 --> 01:16:06,441
I'm just saying...
1094
01:16:06,608 --> 01:16:08,777
What do you expect me
to do about it, hmm?
1095
01:16:08,944 --> 01:16:10,487
I'm just saying.
1096
01:16:12,322 --> 01:16:17,661
The easiest thing for me to do
would be to just kill you.
1097
01:16:20,497 --> 01:16:23,375
But l already told you
l'm not going to do that.
1098
01:16:27,379 --> 01:16:29,882
You don't get off that easy, Jeff.
1099
01:16:34,219 --> 01:16:35,721
l'm sweating like a pig. Seriously.
1100
01:16:35,888 --> 01:16:38,098
Um...l gotta go have a shower,
1101
01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:42,186
and then when l come back later,
maybe we can chat some more.
1102
01:17:07,377 --> 01:17:10,255
(GRUNTS)
1103
01:18:07,980 --> 01:18:11,275
I'm all here.
1104
01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:32,963
TV CHARACTER: Why, you can see it
with your very own eyes.
1105
01:18:33,130 --> 01:18:34,673
Come on. Come on.
1106
01:19:08,332 --> 01:19:10,542
(SHOWER RUNS)
1107
01:19:19,009 --> 01:19:21,470
(TASER WHlRRS)
(SCREAMS)
1108
01:19:43,867 --> 01:19:45,494
(TASER WHlRRS)
1109
01:20:31,206 --> 01:20:32,332
(SMASH!)
1110
01:20:33,584 --> 01:20:34,626
Fuck.
1111
01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:40,883
(TASER WHlRRS)
(GROANS)
1112
01:21:10,746 --> 01:21:12,247
Hey, Trace.
1113
01:21:12,414 --> 01:21:15,125
Look, l'm gonna be done, like,
so much sooner than l thought,
1114
01:21:15,292 --> 01:21:17,336
so do you wanna
catch a movie or something?
1115
01:21:17,503 --> 01:21:19,046
Cool.
1116
01:21:20,881 --> 01:21:23,300
No, l'm not telling you.
1117
01:21:41,527 --> 01:21:44,488
Yes, this is Lieutenant Hayley, LAPD.
1118
01:21:44,655 --> 01:21:47,741
You're acquainted with
a photographer, one Jeffrey Kohlver?
1119
01:21:49,910 --> 01:21:52,704
Yes, there's been an incident here.
1120
01:21:52,871 --> 01:21:54,915
ls it possible
that you can assist us?
1121
01:21:57,125 --> 01:22:00,170
l'm not at liberty to discuss that
at this moment, ma'am,
1122
01:22:00,337 --> 01:22:02,422
but it's a very delicate matter
1123
01:22:02,589 --> 01:22:04,383
and the sooner we can
speak with you here,
1124
01:22:04,550 --> 01:22:07,719
the better chance we have
of keeping it out of the newspapers.
1125
01:22:09,721 --> 01:22:11,140
We appreciate that.
1126
01:22:11,306 --> 01:22:12,933
The address...
1127
01:22:15,477 --> 01:22:17,104
Yes.
1128
01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:19,231
Yes, that's the place.
1129
01:22:20,274 --> 01:22:22,651
How soon do you think
you can be here?
1130
01:23:08,030 --> 01:23:09,740
Steady.
1131
01:23:09,907 --> 01:23:11,450
Stand straight.
1132
01:23:11,617 --> 01:23:13,202
Attaboy.
1133
01:23:19,708 --> 01:23:21,543
(GRUNTS)
1134
01:23:29,593 --> 01:23:31,637
You're insane.
1135
01:23:31,804 --> 01:23:33,180
Right.
1136
01:23:33,347 --> 01:23:36,183
Which l did tell you
when we first met, remember?
1137
01:23:37,226 --> 01:23:39,186
Four out of five doctors agree.
1138
01:23:42,523 --> 01:23:44,775
Maybe l should ask my therapist.
1139
01:23:44,942 --> 01:23:46,985
See what she thinks about it.
1140
01:23:47,152 --> 01:23:49,822
Ask her how much it would cost
to get a padded cell...
1141
01:23:49,988 --> 01:23:51,907
(DOORBELL RlNGS)
1142
01:23:53,784 --> 01:23:54,660
Help!
1143
01:23:54,827 --> 01:23:57,663
(MUFFLED SHOUTING)
1144
01:23:57,830 --> 01:23:59,581
Shut up.
1145
01:24:00,791 --> 01:24:02,417
Hi.
1146
01:24:02,584 --> 01:24:04,419
Oh, hello. Is Mr Kohlver here?
1147
01:24:04,586 --> 01:24:07,923
Um, he's asleep. Not feeling so well.
1148
01:24:08,090 --> 01:24:10,008
l think it's food poisoning.
1149
01:24:10,175 --> 01:24:11,552
I'm sorry to hear that.
1150
01:24:11,718 --> 01:24:13,262
Are you...
1151
01:24:13,428 --> 01:24:14,805
l'm his niece.
1152
01:24:14,972 --> 01:24:17,224
Oh, really?
Yeah.
1153
01:24:18,809 --> 01:24:20,435
Can I ask you something?
1154
01:24:20,602 --> 01:24:22,146
OK.
1155
01:24:22,312 --> 01:24:24,731
I might be a little out of line here.
1156
01:24:27,317 --> 01:24:29,278
Do you babysit?
1157
01:24:30,988 --> 01:24:32,906
Yeah, yeah. l do. l do.
1158
01:24:33,073 --> 01:24:35,826
Um, but l'm only here
for, like, a couple more days.
1159
01:24:35,993 --> 01:24:37,452
Oh, that's too bad.
1160
01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:39,788
I'm on a constant patrol
for new babysitters.
1161
01:24:39,955 --> 01:24:41,498
Right.
1162
01:24:42,541 --> 01:24:44,793
Are those...
Oh.
1163
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:47,045
Yes. Mr Kohlver's cookies.
1164
01:24:47,212 --> 01:24:48,589
My daughter's a Girl Scout
1165
01:24:48,755 --> 01:24:50,132
and we've been trying
to deliver these,
1166
01:24:50,299 --> 01:24:52,718
but we've always been missing him,
so here they are, yummy stuff.
1167
01:24:52,885 --> 01:24:54,928
Thanks.
1168
01:24:56,013 --> 01:24:58,599
Yeah. Uncle Jeff loves
his Girl Scouts, so...
1169
01:25:01,477 --> 01:25:03,896
You should probably...
What?
1170
01:25:04,062 --> 01:25:06,231
Well, pay me.
1171
01:25:06,398 --> 01:25:08,859
Oh, right. Yeah. l'm sorry.
How much is it?
1172
01:25:09,026 --> 01:25:10,402
Six.
Six.
1173
01:25:10,569 --> 01:25:12,112
Right.
1174
01:25:14,114 --> 01:25:15,616
Um...
1175
01:25:15,782 --> 01:25:18,577
Can you just wait here for a second?
No problem. Sure.
1176
01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:26,376
(MUFFLED SCREAMS)
1177
01:25:33,842 --> 01:25:35,219
Here you go.
Oh.
1178
01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:37,554
Did I hear something?
1179
01:25:39,056 --> 01:25:43,018
Yeah, the food poisoning.
He's...vomiting and...
1180
01:25:43,185 --> 01:25:44,436
Oh, I'm so sorry.
1181
01:25:44,603 --> 01:25:46,814
Your cookies.
Oh, right. Sorry.
1182
01:25:46,980 --> 01:25:49,900
And if you're going to be around
any longer,
1183
01:25:50,067 --> 01:25:52,319
I'm just...I'm three houses
down, across.
1184
01:25:52,486 --> 01:25:55,280
I can always, always,
always use a new sitter.
1185
01:25:56,365 --> 01:25:58,367
l wish l could, but...
Yeah, me too.
1186
01:25:58,534 --> 01:25:59,910
Well...
1187
01:26:00,077 --> 01:26:02,454
So how's the roof?
1188
01:26:04,414 --> 01:26:05,791
Sorry?
1189
01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:07,543
You were on the roof.
1190
01:26:09,753 --> 01:26:11,129
l was.
1191
01:26:11,296 --> 01:26:14,049
Just a little while ago I was
trimming my roses and I looked up
1192
01:26:14,216 --> 01:26:17,010
and I saw you there,
I was wondering who it was.
1193
01:26:19,763 --> 01:26:22,015
Ah, yeah, we... There's, uh...
1194
01:26:22,182 --> 01:26:23,559
We had a leak
1195
01:26:23,725 --> 01:26:25,727
and l...just thought
l'd go up and check.
1196
01:26:25,894 --> 01:26:28,063
Your uncle made you
go up on the roof?
1197
01:26:29,690 --> 01:26:31,191
Well...
1198
01:26:31,358 --> 01:26:37,072
He's sick and l said l'd go and see
if there's, like, a hole or...
1199
01:26:37,239 --> 01:26:39,032
Right.
1200
01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:40,784
Did it rain?
1201
01:26:46,123 --> 01:26:49,418
l have to go back to my uncle.
1202
01:26:49,585 --> 01:26:51,670
Oh, sure. No problem.
1203
01:26:51,837 --> 01:26:53,922
Just tell him Judy Tokuda
said hello.
1204
01:26:54,089 --> 01:26:55,466
You bet.
OK?
1205
01:26:55,632 --> 01:26:57,176
You bet. Thanks.
1206
01:27:01,597 --> 01:27:04,766
Well...it's yummy stuff.
1207
01:27:04,933 --> 01:27:08,937
A leak? That's all you
could come up with? Pathetic.
1208
01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:13,150
Don't piss me off right now,
Uncle Jeff.
1209
01:27:16,195 --> 01:27:18,030
She'll be back.
1210
01:27:18,197 --> 01:27:20,199
She thinks you're flaky.
1211
01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:23,744
You might need help,
putting it fucking mildly.
1212
01:27:23,911 --> 01:27:25,454
When you got loose...
1213
01:27:26,538 --> 01:27:28,499
..did you call the police,
did you run for help,
1214
01:27:28,665 --> 01:27:30,042
like an innocent person would?
1215
01:27:30,209 --> 01:27:31,877
I did call.
Oh, yeah?
1216
01:27:33,545 --> 01:27:36,840
Why don't we just
press redial and see?
1217
01:27:41,595 --> 01:27:43,013
Face it, Jeff.
1218
01:27:43,180 --> 01:27:45,808
You could have gotten away
and you didn't.
1219
01:27:47,518 --> 01:27:49,770
Now it's so easy.
1220
01:27:52,314 --> 01:27:53,690
l leave you here,
1221
01:27:53,857 --> 01:27:55,984
someone will find you...
1222
01:27:57,027 --> 01:27:59,571
..along with the photo of Donna
1223
01:27:59,738 --> 01:28:03,283
and the confession
that l ytped on your computer.
1224
01:28:04,493 --> 01:28:06,036
Or...
1225
01:28:07,079 --> 01:28:09,373
..l have a special time-limited offer.
1226
01:28:10,415 --> 01:28:12,876
You step off that chair,
you end it all,
1227
01:28:13,043 --> 01:28:15,128
l destroy all the evidence.
1228
01:28:15,295 --> 01:28:18,549
No-one will ever know
why you killed yourself,
1229
01:28:18,715 --> 01:28:20,509
not even Janelle.
1230
01:28:20,676 --> 01:28:23,095
I didn't kill Donna Mauer.
Oh, come on.
1231
01:28:23,262 --> 01:28:25,347
We've been over this.
Fuck you. I'm not gonna beg.
1232
01:28:25,514 --> 01:28:27,391
You mean you're not going
to beg again?
1233
01:28:27,558 --> 01:28:29,309
Because you do it so well.
1234
01:28:29,476 --> 01:28:31,019
Please.
1235
01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:36,608
Please, pretyt please,
with a cherry on top.
1236
01:28:38,110 --> 01:28:40,279
One that you just had to pop.
1237
01:28:43,657 --> 01:28:45,367
You'll leave a clue.
1238
01:28:45,534 --> 01:28:47,911
You've messed up once already.
1239
01:28:48,078 --> 01:28:49,454
More than once.
1240
01:28:49,621 --> 01:28:51,456
Mrs Tokuda's made you.
1241
01:28:51,623 --> 01:28:53,375
She's figured you out.
1242
01:28:54,418 --> 01:28:55,961
They'll find you.
1243
01:28:57,004 --> 01:28:59,423
They might.
No. They will.
1244
01:28:59,590 --> 01:29:02,885
You'll spend the rest of your life
lookin' over your shoulder.
1245
01:29:03,051 --> 01:29:08,140
Waking up in the middle of the night,
jumping at every noise.
1246
01:29:12,644 --> 01:29:16,190
How hard do you think
they're going to look for me, really?
1247
01:29:17,232 --> 01:29:20,819
l mean, they find a paedophile killer
all gift-wrapped for them,
1248
01:29:20,986 --> 01:29:23,155
do you think they're going to care
who did the work?
1249
01:29:23,322 --> 01:29:25,073
Do you think
they're even gonna bring it up?
1250
01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:29,369
And you know what, l will have
the biggest legal defence you ever saw.
1251
01:29:29,536 --> 01:29:32,873
lf everyone who was ever molested
sends me $5,
1252
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:37,461
oh, come on, l'll be able to afford
the best fucking lawyer in the world.
1253
01:29:38,504 --> 01:29:41,089
Want the worst case scenario?
1254
01:29:41,256 --> 01:29:43,550
Two years of communiyt service.
1255
01:29:44,676 --> 01:29:48,096
Jodie Foster directs
the movie version of the whole thing.
1256
01:29:54,853 --> 01:29:57,022
Who do you want to play you?
1257
01:29:59,024 --> 01:30:01,777
(BOTH GRUNT AND SHOUT)
1258
01:30:18,293 --> 01:30:20,170
Fuck. Fuck.
1259
01:30:22,756 --> 01:30:24,758
(COUGHS)
1260
01:30:50,450 --> 01:30:52,411
You didn't leave, did ya?
1261
01:30:53,453 --> 01:30:54,997
No.
1262
01:30:56,331 --> 01:31:00,460
You don't wanna leave me, do ya?
1263
01:31:11,346 --> 01:31:12,973
(DISTANTLY) Where are ya?
1264
01:31:13,140 --> 01:31:16,768
We've spent too much time
only to walk away.
1265
01:31:18,854 --> 01:31:20,939
I know you're not gonna leave.
1266
01:31:21,982 --> 01:31:23,734
Come on!
1267
01:31:57,309 --> 01:31:59,812
(ELECTRONlC DANCE MUSlC)
1268
01:32:12,991 --> 01:32:14,368
Oh, you're good.
1269
01:32:14,535 --> 01:32:16,745
You're so good.
You're so fucking good!
1270
01:32:16,912 --> 01:32:18,831
You're just like her.
You're just like her.
1271
01:32:18,997 --> 01:32:20,374
You're all just fucking like her!
1272
01:32:20,541 --> 01:32:22,417
You wanna drive a man fucking crazy,
1273
01:32:22,584 --> 01:32:25,003
then go, until you go
out of your fucking mind!
1274
01:32:25,170 --> 01:32:28,090
Then go! Go on your fucking way!
1275
01:32:28,257 --> 01:32:31,802
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1276
01:32:31,969 --> 01:32:33,512
Go!
1277
01:32:37,850 --> 01:32:39,518
You're right.
1278
01:32:39,685 --> 01:32:41,353
You're right, Hayley.
1279
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:44,231
Thank you. Thank you.
1280
01:32:45,274 --> 01:32:46,650
This is me.
1281
01:32:46,817 --> 01:32:48,777
This is who I am.
1282
01:32:48,944 --> 01:32:50,529
Thank you.
1283
01:32:50,696 --> 01:32:52,865
Thank you for helping me see it.
1284
01:32:53,907 --> 01:32:55,284
(THUD! THUD!)
1285
01:33:43,665 --> 01:33:45,542
What took you so long?
1286
01:33:45,709 --> 01:33:46,627
You dropped this.
1287
01:33:46,793 --> 01:33:48,212
l had to.
Yeah?
1288
01:33:48,378 --> 01:33:49,755
Or you would've been
down there forever.
1289
01:33:49,922 --> 01:33:51,298
What were you doing, jerkin' off?
1290
01:33:51,465 --> 01:33:53,509
Which do you wanna fuck first,
me or the knife?
1291
01:33:53,675 --> 01:33:55,677
Uh-uh.
You know how to use that, huh?
1292
01:33:55,844 --> 01:33:58,222
(COCKS GUN)
Honour student, remember?
1293
01:33:59,264 --> 01:34:01,767
Nothing l can't do
when l put my mind to it.
1294
01:34:01,934 --> 01:34:03,477
(FlRES GUN)
1295
01:34:06,605 --> 01:34:08,857
Toss the knife in the backyard!
1296
01:34:09,024 --> 01:34:10,192
Why?
1297
01:34:10,359 --> 01:34:12,486
Or you'll shoot again?
Go on, shoot me. Shoot me!
1298
01:34:12,653 --> 01:34:15,322
You're not gonna shoot me!
lt's not me you have to worry about.
1299
01:34:15,489 --> 01:34:17,574
lt's Janelle.
1300
01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:20,077
l called her.
1301
01:34:20,244 --> 01:34:23,539
Told her l was Lieutenant Hayley
from the LAPD.
1302
01:34:24,665 --> 01:34:26,583
How far does she live, Jeff?
1303
01:34:28,669 --> 01:34:30,462
Look over there.
No, no...
1304
01:34:30,629 --> 01:34:32,673
Look over there!
1305
01:34:38,345 --> 01:34:40,222
The deal's still open.
1306
01:34:41,265 --> 01:34:44,810
You put the noose around your neck,
you end this whole game.
1307
01:34:44,977 --> 01:34:48,772
l will still clean up all the evidence.
You're running out of time!
1308
01:34:50,732 --> 01:34:52,818
Or we can wait for her.
1309
01:34:54,444 --> 01:34:56,321
And l'll pull off my clothes...
1310
01:34:57,364 --> 01:34:59,741
..and l will run into her arms.
1311
01:35:00,909 --> 01:35:02,911
What? Unless I hang myself?
1312
01:35:06,623 --> 01:35:08,000
I'll find you. I'll track you down!
1313
01:35:08,167 --> 01:35:09,835
Assuming you knew anything about me.
1314
01:35:10,002 --> 01:35:12,045
What, a Calabasas girl
whose dad teaches at UCW
1315
01:35:12,212 --> 01:35:13,589
shouldn't be that hard to find.
1316
01:35:13,755 --> 01:35:15,132
You believed all that?
1317
01:35:15,299 --> 01:35:17,301
Huh?
1318
01:35:20,304 --> 01:35:21,930
God! Who are you?
1319
01:35:23,432 --> 01:35:25,434
lt's hard to say for sure.
1320
01:35:26,894 --> 01:35:29,021
Maybe not a Calabasas girl.
1321
01:35:29,188 --> 01:35:32,232
Maybe not the daughter
of a med school professor.
1322
01:35:32,399 --> 01:35:34,359
Maybe not even
a friend of Donna Mauer.
1323
01:35:34,526 --> 01:35:36,278
Maybe not even named Hayley.
1324
01:35:40,991 --> 01:35:42,993
Who the hell are you?!
1325
01:35:45,829 --> 01:35:50,167
l am every little girl
you ever watched,
1326
01:35:50,334 --> 01:35:52,920
touched, hurt,
1327
01:35:53,086 --> 01:35:55,964
screwed, killed.
1328
01:36:13,899 --> 01:36:15,776
She's gonna find it, Jeff.
No, no.
1329
01:36:15,943 --> 01:36:17,778
Jeff, she's gonna find it all.
1330
01:36:17,945 --> 01:36:19,321
Put on the noose.
1331
01:36:19,488 --> 01:36:21,573
Put on the noose and jump,
and l'll stop it.
1332
01:36:23,742 --> 01:36:26,370
She'll never find out.
(CRIES)
1333
01:36:26,537 --> 01:36:28,080
She'll just think
you were some sad man...
1334
01:36:28,247 --> 01:36:31,041
..some sad man
who she never should have left.
1335
01:36:33,877 --> 01:36:34,920
Jeff?
1336
01:36:41,718 --> 01:36:44,179
Bad things...
(CRIES)
1337
01:36:44,346 --> 01:36:46,431
Fucking awful things
will happen to you in prison.
1338
01:36:46,598 --> 01:36:47,975
This is the only way.
1339
01:36:48,142 --> 01:36:50,060
You'll wish you'd killed yourself
when you had the chance.
1340
01:36:50,227 --> 01:36:51,770
lt's the only way.
1341
01:36:52,980 --> 01:36:54,773
lt's the only way, Jeff.
1342
01:37:01,446 --> 01:37:03,240
(KNOCKS)
1343
01:37:03,407 --> 01:37:04,324
Jeff!
1344
01:37:04,491 --> 01:37:07,494
(DOORBELL RlNGS)
1345
01:37:21,717 --> 01:37:23,844
I didn't kill her.
1346
01:37:27,514 --> 01:37:29,600
I just watched.
1347
01:37:31,643 --> 01:37:33,937
I wanted to take pictures...
1348
01:37:35,481 --> 01:37:37,149
..but he wouldn't let me.
1349
01:37:38,192 --> 01:37:40,110
It was me and another guy.
1350
01:37:41,153 --> 01:37:43,489
I didn't do it. I swear.
1351
01:37:43,655 --> 01:37:45,032
I'll tell you his name,
1352
01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:47,201
and I'll help you find him.
1353
01:37:47,367 --> 01:37:49,161
I'll help you find him.
1354
01:37:52,998 --> 01:37:55,167
l know his name.
1355
01:37:56,543 --> 01:37:58,962
l know his name, Jeff.
1356
01:38:02,132 --> 01:38:04,301
You know what's funny?
1357
01:38:12,142 --> 01:38:14,812
Aaron told me you did it
before he killed himself.
1358
01:38:19,983 --> 01:38:22,528
It was him. It wasn't me.
1359
01:38:27,783 --> 01:38:29,785
l don't care.
1360
01:38:38,919 --> 01:38:40,462
Jeff?
1361
01:39:30,304 --> 01:39:31,889
Don't worry.
1362
01:39:32,055 --> 01:39:35,309
l promise l'll...l'll take care of it all.
1363
01:40:05,881 --> 01:40:07,841
Or not.
1364
01:40:23,148 --> 01:40:25,192
(ROCK MUSlC)
1365
01:40:35,369 --> 01:40:41,667
♪ Angel, l can see myself in your eyes
1366
01:40:46,964 --> 01:40:53,637
♪ Angel, won't you feel for me
from your heart?
1367
01:40:58,058 --> 01:41:04,857
♪ Ah, do return my heart to me
1368
01:41:09,486 --> 01:41:16,326
♪ No, don't insist, l'm already hurt
1369
01:41:21,373 --> 01:41:22,833
♪ Elephant girl
1370
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:27,546
♪ lt was an accident unfortunate
1371
01:41:32,968 --> 01:41:36,221
♪ Angel threw me like a rubber band
1372
01:41:36,388 --> 01:41:39,016
♪ Aiming for the ground
1373
01:41:44,146 --> 01:41:51,278
♪ Why amuse yourself in such a way?
1374
01:41:55,491 --> 01:42:02,164
♪ No, don't insist, l'm already hurt
1375
01:42:07,628 --> 01:42:17,387
♪ Lay me down on the ground
softly, softly
1376
01:42:19,097 --> 01:42:27,856
♪ Don't remove my head,
hurts much too much
1377
01:42:30,234 --> 01:42:37,449
♪ l really don't think l would miss it
1378
01:42:37,616 --> 01:42:41,537
♪ l shed no tears for broken me
1379
01:42:41,703 --> 01:42:49,461
♪ Ah, you never know it,
my peace of mind
1380
01:42:52,881 --> 01:42:59,513
♪ Now inside and outside are matching
1381
01:43:45,309 --> 01:43:49,313
♪ Oh, if you never return it
1382
01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:52,566
♪ Will it break your wings?
1383
01:43:52,733 --> 01:44:03,577
♪ Will you shed no tears
for broken me? ♪
94373
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