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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,921 --> 00:01:48,509 WHO WAS THAT LADY? # Who was that lady 2 00:01:49,198 --> 00:01:51,886 WHO WAS THAT LADY? # That fabulous lady 3 00:01:52,769 --> 00:01:57,930 # That lady I saw you with last night 4 00:01:59,651 --> 00:02:02,902 # Tell me, was she an angel 5 00:02:03,517 --> 00:02:06,310 # If she was an angel 6 00:02:06,998 --> 00:02:11,889 # She sure kept her wings out of sight 7 00:02:13,913 --> 00:02:19,739 # Pardon my asking but was she thrilling 8 00:02:20,525 --> 00:02:27,702 # And was she willing to kiss the evening away 9 00:02:28,223 --> 00:02:31,537 # Say who was that lady 10 00:02:32,225 --> 00:02:35,186 # I knew such a lady 11 00:02:35,714 --> 00:02:41,019 # And foolishly let her out of my life 12 00:02:41,988 --> 00:02:43,934 # So if she's the one 13 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:47,746 # Please spare me the pun 14 00:02:49,305 --> 00:02:52,972 # I'd sure miss the fun in that was no lady 15 00:02:53,476 --> 00:02:55,822 # That was my wife 16 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:09,862 I'm gonna get a divorce, and you'll be out of that apartment by 7:00. 17 00:03:11,757 --> 00:03:13,425 Ann, will you wait a minute? 18 00:03:14,002 --> 00:03:15,324 # Who was that lady 19 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:18,502 # I knew such a lady 20 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:24,634 # And foolishly let her out of my life 21 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,677 # So if she's the one 22 00:03:29,414 --> 00:03:31,360 # Please spare me the pun 23 00:03:32,993 --> 00:03:36,816 # I'd sure miss the fun in that old crawler 24 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,585 # No joke is duller 25 00:03:42,281 --> 00:03:44,183 # Than that was no lady 26 00:03:44,752 --> 00:03:49,337 # That was my wife 27 00:04:00,712 --> 00:04:03,296 ASSISTANT PROFESSOR OF CHEMISTERY 28 00:04:05,911 --> 00:04:10,144 What's the matter? What's the matter? 29 00:04:13,285 --> 00:04:16,847 Ann left me. She's gonna get a divorce. 30 00:04:17,656 --> 00:04:18,749 Hey! 31 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:22,758 Is this what chemistry professors drink? What is this? 32 00:04:22,828 --> 00:04:25,194 It's alcohol, benzaldehyde and dextrose. 33 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,932 You got any more classes today? 34 00:04:30,636 --> 00:04:33,470 All right, what happened? 35 00:04:36,742 --> 00:04:39,735 Ann walked in here unexpectedly and caught me. 36 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:42,775 Caught you with whom? - With a student. 37 00:04:43,415 --> 00:04:45,179 What were you doing? 38 00:04:46,051 --> 00:04:48,020 I was kissing this girl. 39 00:04:51,323 --> 00:04:52,552 Kissing? 40 00:04:58,864 --> 00:05:01,595 That's all you were doing? - That's all. 41 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:05,137 What kind of kissing? All tangled up on the couch? 42 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:08,800 Oh, no. No, we were standing in the middle of the room. 43 00:05:08,874 --> 00:05:11,207 Dressed? Both of you? Either of you? 44 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:14,406 Well, of course we were dressed. What's the matter with you? Are you crazy? 45 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,310 You kiss a dame without locking the door and you call me crazy? 46 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,682 Well, how did I know this girl was gonna kiss me? 47 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:22,381 Oh, she kissed you? Jumped you from behind? 48 00:05:22,454 --> 00:05:24,446 Mike, she kissed me first. 49 00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:26,185 When Ann came in, you were pushing her away. 50 00:05:26,258 --> 00:05:29,626 When somebody kisses you, you just don't stand there. 51 00:05:29,695 --> 00:05:31,994 Of course not. Common courtesy. 52 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:37,370 Mike, Ann's gonna divorce me. Our life together is over. 53 00:05:37,436 --> 00:05:40,463 Don't get panicky. A woman saying she'll get a divorce 54 00:05:40,539 --> 00:05:43,065 and a woman getting a divorce are two different things. 55 00:05:43,142 --> 00:05:46,806 Mike, Ann's not like any other woman. She's insanely jealous. You don't know her. 56 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:50,145 Hey, this got a Scotchy taste with a vodka undertone. 57 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,912 Why don't you market it and call it "Scotchka"? 58 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,977 Hey, I got a lot of work to do. - You can't go without helping me. 59 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:57,523 She won't leave you for kissing a student. 60 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,889 But you don't know her, Mike... 61 00:06:00,025 --> 00:06:02,494 Well, answer it. It's your wife. - Yeah. 62 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:12,437 Hello. - Hello. This is United Airlines calling. 63 00:06:12,504 --> 00:06:14,939 Mr. Wilson? - Yes, this is Mr. Wilson. 64 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:16,699 What? - Well? 65 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:20,037 Thank you. 66 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:26,016 It was United Airlines confirming Mrs. Wilson's space to Reno, Nevada, 67 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:28,418 leaving tonight at 9:00. 68 00:06:29,488 --> 00:06:32,253 Reno? Hey. 69 00:06:32,491 --> 00:06:34,357 Now do you believe me? 70 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,819 That's outside the rules. 71 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:42,899 I can't lose her. I love her. - Yeah, I know that. 72 00:06:45,771 --> 00:06:47,967 Then help me. - How? 73 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,635 You're a writer. You write all those TV shows. 74 00:06:50,709 --> 00:06:53,736 Invent a reason why I was kissing that girl. - Invent? 75 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:57,644 Show Ann she was wrong. Show her she was mistaken with what she saw. 76 00:06:58,617 --> 00:07:01,883 Mike, she has a reservation to Reno. Think of something. 77 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:05,322 I got a lot of work to do... - Mike! Mike, you're my buddy. 78 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:07,820 Well... 79 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:13,889 I'll never forget you for this. - You're not out of the woods yet. 80 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:16,492 Yes, I am, and once you've decided to help me, I know I'm all right. 81 00:07:16,568 --> 00:07:19,561 You wanna know why? Because you're a genius. That's what you are. 82 00:07:19,638 --> 00:07:22,904 You know those TV shows of yours? They're just wonderful. 83 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:26,810 They're clever and touching, and they... And they're really true-to-life. 84 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:29,314 And they point a moral, besides. 85 00:07:30,215 --> 00:07:32,081 I try to make them that, you know. 86 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:36,088 And it's interesting that you should notice the moral. 87 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:37,316 Yes, you can see it. 88 00:07:37,389 --> 00:07:41,349 You know, we get thousands of letters from moralists, people in jail, dope addicts. 89 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:45,865 It's a real cross-section of American life. - Well, wonderful. Wonderful. 90 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:47,431 And I... 91 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:51,561 Mike, we haven't got much time. 92 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:55,267 Ann told me to move out of the apartment by 7:00. 93 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,806 That's only three hours. That's not much time. 94 00:07:58,877 --> 00:08:02,143 Yeah, but I know we can do it, Mike. I'm sure we can. 95 00:08:02,481 --> 00:08:05,110 I mean, you can do it. 96 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:11,618 Yeah, but what have we got to go on? I mean, who are the characters? 97 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,992 What do they do for a living? 98 00:08:14,526 --> 00:08:18,088 Well, I'm an assistant chemistry professor at Columbia University. 99 00:08:18,163 --> 00:08:20,223 I've been employed here now for the past six years. 100 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:22,894 Does it help you if I talk like that? 101 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:28,503 I'm also in charge of student admissions. - Student admissions. 102 00:08:29,575 --> 00:08:33,012 Now, that girl... That girl that was kissing me, 103 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:40,517 she wanted to be transferred from a morning class to an afternoon class. 104 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:44,351 She's a foreign exchange student. 105 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:47,450 I did it, and she was grateful. 106 00:08:47,526 --> 00:08:49,518 Foreign exchange student? 107 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:55,326 One's mine. Mike, that's 90 proof. Are you sure you're gonna be able to think? 108 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:59,099 I can think lying down. Now, let me see... Ann, Ann. 109 00:08:59,171 --> 00:09:01,663 What does she do? - She's my wife. 110 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:03,231 Housewife. - Yeah, that's right. 111 00:09:03,308 --> 00:09:05,675 Overemotional. Over-impulsive. - Oh, yes. That's what she is. 112 00:09:05,744 --> 00:09:07,940 You hit it right on the head. Everything's extreme with her. 113 00:09:08,013 --> 00:09:09,641 When she gets an idea in her head, she's... 114 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:14,909 Mike, shall I turn the radio on? Would you like a little music? 115 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,853 You got something? No. 116 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:20,857 Overemotional, impulsive... 117 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:26,789 Mike! Mike, Mike. What is it? Have you got something? 118 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:30,363 Well, have you? Mike, talk to me. - I got something. 119 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,598 You do? Well, what is it? 120 00:09:32,671 --> 00:09:35,140 It'll take a lot of acting on your part. Sincere acting. 121 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:37,972 Mike, I'll be sincere, and it won't be acting. 122 00:09:38,043 --> 00:09:40,706 You ready? - Yes, ready. Go ahead, shoot. 123 00:09:40,779 --> 00:09:43,715 You know why you were kissing that girl? - No. Why? 124 00:09:43,782 --> 00:09:45,944 'Cause you're working for the FBI. 125 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:53,083 I didn't hear you. - You're doing special work for the FBI. 126 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:55,457 That's why you were kissing her. 127 00:09:56,628 --> 00:09:59,097 Me? The FBI. Me? - You didn't hear it all yet. 128 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:02,191 I don't want to hear another word, you moron. 129 00:10:02,801 --> 00:10:07,262 That's your idea of helping me? Making me an FBI man? 130 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:09,331 And you think Ann's gonna go for that, huh? 131 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:11,434 Who do you think she is, one of those stupid morons 132 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:14,036 that watch that stupid moron show of yours? 133 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,810 Why, she'd spit in my eye if I ever told her a story like that! 134 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,511 Not only that, she'd say she was ashamed of me. 135 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:23,044 Mike, will you do me a favor? Will you get out of here? 136 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,493 I'm puzzled why I don't. 137 00:10:28,827 --> 00:10:32,161 I think because you're so childlike that taking offense doesn't become me. 138 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,722 All right, Mike, I'm childlike, 139 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,394 and making me an FBI man is a brilliant idea. 140 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,800 Don't help me anymore, please? 141 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:43,241 I didn't just make up this story, you know. 142 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,239 Mike, what are you... 143 00:10:50,782 --> 00:10:53,308 I'm going to tell you something now. 144 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:58,224 Mike, what are you... - If you ever repeat this, 145 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:01,988 if you ever divulge this to one living soul, I swear by everything I hold sacred, 146 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:03,551 I'll kill you. 147 00:11:22,347 --> 00:11:23,645 See that? 148 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:28,377 What... Well, what is that? 149 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:36,585 My number is 5-7-9-7-3 My FBI name is Harold Evans. 150 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:39,291 I'm in Section Six of the 12th New York Division. 151 00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,833 My superior is known to me by the name of Carl Edmundson. 152 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:46,270 My contact is Post Office box number 626 in the post office at Wall and Broad. 153 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:48,898 The telephone number is Hanover 6-1-1-3-4, 154 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:52,467 and I've been an FBI supplementary agent for the past seven years, 155 00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:55,275 and I've never spent an evening with you that I haven't checked in by phone 156 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,112 between the hours of 11:00 and 12:00, if you'll remember back. 157 00:11:58,183 --> 00:12:01,176 How do you like them apples, you silly monkey? 158 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,715 When did you join the FBI? We used to live together. 159 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:05,814 I always knew where you were. 160 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,951 You did, huh? When we were in the Army 161 00:12:08,026 --> 00:12:10,052 and I was transferred to the Signal Corps at Fort Monmouth, 162 00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:12,620 didn't it seem peculiar to you that, after I'd trained for six months, 163 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,927 they sent me back? 164 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,627 I never even saw Fort Monmouth. 165 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,102 I was at the FBI academy in Quantico, Virginia. 166 00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:22,767 Even the letters I sent you were re-routed to have a Fort Monmouth postmark. 167 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:27,941 You don't mind if the government doesn't want us to tell our friends, do you? 168 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,606 Boy, that's a surprise. 169 00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:32,014 Here's another little surprise. You know that tall girl 170 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,952 with the Italian haircut that you and Ann thought kind of light-headed? 171 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:38,320 She's an FBI agent. How's that for an eye-opener? 172 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,886 Wow. - What's so "wow" about it? 173 00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:43,656 You read every day in the papers about the undercover FBI men. 174 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:47,791 Where do you think we come from? Do you think the stork brings us? 175 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,096 Mike, what do you do? Do you spy on people? 176 00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:51,727 What else you wanna know, big nose? 177 00:12:51,803 --> 00:12:53,135 I'm sorry. 178 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,837 Come on. Take off your shoes. 179 00:12:56,908 --> 00:12:59,844 We've got a lot of details to provide for you in the next three hours, 180 00:12:59,911 --> 00:13:01,504 and I don't know if we can even make it, 181 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:05,312 and sitting around here arguing with you isn't helping any. Lay down, come on. 182 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,348 Mike, are you sure this is gonna work? I... 183 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:11,079 This is supposed to be tattooed on. 184 00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:15,023 Mike, does every FBI man have three dots on his heel? 185 00:13:15,093 --> 00:13:16,994 I don't know about the FBI, 186 00:13:17,062 --> 00:13:21,500 but everyone in the Cornell chapter of the Phi Eta Fraternity has. 187 00:13:22,734 --> 00:13:24,225 The Phi Eta... 188 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:29,105 What are you talking about? - Hold your foot still, will you? 189 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:34,244 Are you in the FBI or not? - Me? In the FBI? 190 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:38,080 I couldn't even get to be an Eagle Scout, you jackass! What's the matter with you? 191 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,381 Then what in the blazes are you doing? 192 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:43,251 I'm saving your marriage, you dumb bunny. 193 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,382 I convinced you I was in the FBI, didn't I? 194 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,653 Well, we certainly can convince that stupid wife of yours. 195 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:51,060 She's not stupid. - Well, she's stupid enough. 196 00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:54,099 If you invent enough details, you can convince anybody. 197 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,260 Especially if I invent them. 198 00:13:58,503 --> 00:14:00,563 Wait a minute, that's four dots. You said three dots. 199 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,335 I just promoted you. 200 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:06,678 You know, J. Edgar Hoover has seven. Fine man, J. Edgar Hoover. 201 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:09,078 It's a pleasure to work for him. 202 00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,583 Wave your foot around. 203 00:14:13,785 --> 00:14:14,912 Wait. 204 00:14:56,762 --> 00:14:57,957 Jim! 205 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,900 That's President Eisenhower. 206 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,703 Hi, Sam. - Hiya, Mike. 207 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,038 Sam? 208 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,734 He looks like Jack Benny. 209 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,608 It is Jack Benny. 210 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,049 Hey, Mr. Cosgrove. - Yes? 211 00:15:18,116 --> 00:15:20,347 Go make up those two extras in Dressing Room B. 212 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,887 Yes, sir. 213 00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:29,390 Jack Benny, huh? 214 00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:34,026 Mike, can I see you for a moment? 215 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,825 See you later. 216 00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:45,876 Hi, Schultzie. 217 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:52,741 Schultzie, I'll need a few props for my program. 218 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:59,155 First, I want an FBI revolver. - FBI revolver. 219 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,160 Then I want an FBI identification card, 220 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:05,493 and it's gotta look real, 'cause we're gonna use it in a close-up. 221 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,897 Put this actor's picture on it. 222 00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,067 Over there. 223 00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:16,935 What time will it be ready? - 2:00 tomorrow. 224 00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:21,241 2:00 tomorrow? I need tha FBI identification card tonight. 225 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,874 Tonight? That's impossible. 226 00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:25,341 What do you mean, impossible? 227 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,477 You've always made cards for me while I waited. 228 00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:31,918 Sure, plain printed cards, but an FBI card. 229 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:35,290 The picture's gotta go to the photoengraver, also the fingerprints. 230 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,956 Then the whole thing goes in a plastic mold and gets baked in an oven. 231 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:42,296 The oven isn't even heated. I'm not a magician. 232 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,035 Mike, what are we gonna... 233 00:16:50,408 --> 00:16:51,398 Mike... 234 00:16:51,476 --> 00:16:55,004 Would you please connect me with Mr. Paley? Urgent. 235 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,209 Mr. Paley! What are you calling him for? What's the matter with you? 236 00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,548 You tell him you can't make the card. - Who said I can't? 237 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:03,020 I just said it's a little late, that's all. Hang up the phone. 238 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,181 Wrong number, honey. 239 00:17:04,256 --> 00:17:05,554 Sam? - Yeah? 240 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:09,061 Start the plastic oven. - Now? I quit in an hour! 241 00:17:09,127 --> 00:17:11,096 Sam, don't give me a hard time. 242 00:17:21,406 --> 00:17:23,375 What time is it, Mike? - You just asked me. 243 00:17:23,441 --> 00:17:25,535 Well, I'm asking you again. 244 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,348 7:15. - She's 15 minutes late. 245 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:36,913 She wants to be sure you're out of the apartment. 246 00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:39,082 Maybe you're fast. - I'm not fast. 247 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,386 Mike, I'm gonna turn on the light and look at my watch. 248 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:49,192 If she sees a light under the door, she won't come in. 249 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,172 It's 7:16. 250 00:17:57,909 --> 00:18:00,572 Mike, maybe she won't believe the story. 251 00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:03,809 She'll have to prove it's a lie. We've got every detail covered. 252 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,579 Well, how can we be sure she won't pick a detail we haven't got... 253 00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:10,088 We're not sure. We're not sure. That's why we've got to be clever. 254 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,248 Mike. 255 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,822 The elevator. Here she comes. 256 00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,692 Well, what about it? - Well, I... 257 00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:19,924 Well? 258 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,492 I'm very nervous. 259 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:25,765 Very nervous. Well, stop it. Breathe in. 260 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,104 Out, too, you idiot. 261 00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:49,784 Mike! What are we gonna do? 262 00:19:00,872 --> 00:19:04,036 Don't leave, Ann. All I want is just a few minutes. 263 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:07,876 There's nothing to be gained by talk. - Just a few minutes, Ann. 264 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:11,505 There'll only be bitterness, and I thought we might be spared that. 265 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,812 Five minutes. 266 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:17,047 One minute for every year of our marriage. That's all I ask, Ann. 267 00:19:19,557 --> 00:19:21,025 Five minutes. 268 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:36,472 I love you, Ann. I've always loved you. I could never love anyone else. 269 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,240 I'm not interested. 270 00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:44,213 And you love me. Your feelings are hurt, but you love me. 271 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,878 I don't love you. I've blotted you out of my memory. 272 00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:50,888 You could never blot me out of your memory. 273 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,488 That's typically vain of you. 274 00:19:52,557 --> 00:19:55,925 Have you blotted out the memory of our sabbatical in Paris? 275 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:57,121 When we lost all our money, 276 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,824 and we had to live off a case of sardines for over a month. 277 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,001 How we could never eat them again. 278 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,669 Yes, I have. 279 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:12,608 Have you blotted out what we said to each other kneeling in Notre Dame? 280 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:15,538 Yes. 281 00:20:24,889 --> 00:20:28,758 Remember the time we fell in the lake, and we had to dry our clothes in a barn? 282 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,728 The day we got engaged? 283 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,355 Don't mind me. 284 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,225 Ann... 285 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:40,568 If there was anything I needed to emphasize the gulf that exists between us, 286 00:20:40,638 --> 00:20:45,599 it would be this instance of attempting a reconciliation in front of a third person. 287 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,544 And I use the word person in a figurative sense. 288 00:20:48,847 --> 00:20:52,045 You don't like me. - No. No, I never did. 289 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:55,986 And I attempted to show you. - You got your message across. 290 00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:59,421 I believe you're largely responsible for his moral depravity. 291 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,655 You're not a bachelor. You're a libertine. 292 00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:05,295 I can't stay all evening. - Who's keeping you? 293 00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:06,422 Ann. 294 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:08,330 I don't see that we're accomplishing anything. 295 00:21:08,399 --> 00:21:11,927 I'd thank you to do me the final courtesy of leaving. Now. 296 00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:18,437 Mike, I'm gonna have to tell her. - Look, you're over 21. 297 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:21,537 I urge you not to, but I can't stop you. - I'm sorry, I'm gonna tell her. 298 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,411 You know the consequences. 299 00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:25,450 You're making me feel like a traitor. 300 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,248 Traitor? No, not at all. Just the opposite. 301 00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:31,016 You've done more than your duty as a citizen. 302 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:33,024 Of course, the fact that you could still do more, 303 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:35,651 that you've been trained, and you have an obligation to your country, 304 00:21:36,227 --> 00:21:38,856 maybe that's what's bothering your conscience. 305 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,660 Is that what this is? - Yes. 306 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:45,200 Yeah, that's what it is. You're right. Ann, I'm warning you. 307 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:48,432 I'm not afraid of you not forgiving me for kissing that girl, 308 00:21:48,506 --> 00:21:50,031 because I've got an excuse, 309 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,441 but it'll be on your head if you make me tell you. 310 00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:55,969 You're going to be sorry. Now, this is your last chance. 311 00:21:56,381 --> 00:22:00,011 Are you gonna forget what you saw in the office or not? 312 00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,410 Certainly not. 313 00:22:05,256 --> 00:22:07,418 All right. - Dave, this is your last chance. 314 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:09,188 Mike! The hell with you. 315 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:15,267 I was kissing that girl in the performance of my duty. 316 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,233 I'm a member of the FBI. - You're separated from the Service. 317 00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:27,611 I'm too much of a lady to spit in your eye. 318 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:33,980 But I'll tell you this. I'm ashamed of you. I gave you credit for much better than that. 319 00:22:34,052 --> 00:22:36,544 I'm telling you the truth. - You're out! 320 00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:39,785 You in the FBI. An assistant chemistry professor. 321 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,953 An assistant registrar in charge of admissions. 322 00:22:43,027 --> 00:22:45,121 Do you know what the... 323 00:22:45,563 --> 00:22:49,728 Do you know what the scientists work at in Columbia University? Germ warfare. 324 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:50,962 Radioactivity. - Shut up! 325 00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:52,936 Have you any idea what some country would give 326 00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:54,939 just to know the names of these scientists 327 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:57,271 so they could tell what fields we're working in? 328 00:22:57,742 --> 00:23:00,473 And do you know who has all these names? 329 00:23:01,512 --> 00:23:03,743 Me. Right here in my head. 330 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:07,944 That's the reason the FBI put me on the job. That's the reason I've stayed on the job. 331 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:09,351 On orders. 332 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,686 You've talked enough! 333 00:23:13,324 --> 00:23:16,522 I don't believe you. When could you have joined the FBI? 334 00:23:16,594 --> 00:23:18,790 I always knew where you were. 335 00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:25,734 I joined while I was in the Army. I was trained while I was in the Army. 336 00:23:25,803 --> 00:23:28,272 Well, you read in the papers every day about undercover FBI men. 337 00:23:28,339 --> 00:23:31,275 Where do you think they come from? The stork? 338 00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:37,077 And you don't mind if the government doesn't want us to tell our wives, do you? 339 00:23:37,148 --> 00:23:39,811 You big know-it-all, you think you're so smart, huh? 340 00:23:39,884 --> 00:23:43,082 Remember that tall girl he had here, the one with the Italian haircut, 341 00:23:43,154 --> 00:23:45,783 the one you didn't think was so bright? 342 00:23:46,624 --> 00:23:49,355 Well, she's an FBI agent, too. - Shut your mouth! 343 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:55,096 I'll show you how much you know about me. 344 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,802 Wise guy. Big know-it-all. 345 00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:08,741 What's that? I've never seen that before. 346 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,146 When did you ever look? Do you see those four dots? 347 00:24:15,219 --> 00:24:18,485 Well, the girl with the Italian haircut's got five. 348 00:24:19,557 --> 00:24:21,788 And J. Edgar Hoover has seven. 349 00:24:22,493 --> 00:24:25,554 Fine man, J. Edgar. I'll take your revolver, please. 350 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:26,893 I'm not gonna give it to you, Mike. 351 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:30,060 Give me your gun and identification card, and right now. 352 00:24:30,134 --> 00:24:34,196 Mike, I'm asking you as my closest friend, my very dearest friend. 353 00:24:34,772 --> 00:24:36,900 Please, let me stay in the Service. 354 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,843 Don't ask me what I can't do. It's not up to me. 355 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:42,904 I'll plead your case, but that's all I can do. 356 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:50,087 Thank you, Mike. That's all I ask. 357 00:24:50,955 --> 00:24:53,288 I'll never forget you for this. 358 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,894 And neither will Ann. Will you, Ann? 359 00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:09,873 Give me your gun and identification card until your case has been decided. 360 00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:11,432 My gun? - Yes. 361 00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:43,068 Your card, please. 362 00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:12,070 I'm hoping and praying that they'll be returned to me. 363 00:26:12,303 --> 00:26:14,602 I'll be leaving now. 364 00:26:14,672 --> 00:26:18,507 I count that what's transpired here will forever be unspoken. 365 00:26:18,776 --> 00:26:20,210 We promise. - You promise. 366 00:26:20,278 --> 00:26:22,713 I've heard nothing from your wife. 367 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,381 Promise the man. Say something. 368 00:26:29,253 --> 00:26:31,779 Let me see that identification card. 369 00:26:37,361 --> 00:26:40,627 I'm afraid you cannot see this identification card. 370 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,626 That's what I thought. - It's against regulations. 371 00:26:44,702 --> 00:26:47,262 Ann, we're not allowed to. - You had me for a minute. 372 00:26:47,338 --> 00:26:49,739 Revolvers, agents with Italian haircuts. 373 00:26:49,807 --> 00:26:52,936 It was coming so thick and fast, I didn't have a chance to think. 374 00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:54,911 Don't tell me you still don't believe me. 375 00:26:54,979 --> 00:26:57,210 Believe you. Why, a child of six would've seen through you. 376 00:26:57,281 --> 00:26:58,715 I don't know what took me so long. 377 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,843 I couldn't love a woman who trusted me so little. 378 00:27:00,918 --> 00:27:03,854 Come off it, boys. Amateur night is over. 379 00:27:03,921 --> 00:27:06,152 You're not even doing it well. 380 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:10,690 Ann, I'm asking you not to look at this identification card. 381 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:13,022 I'm begging you. 382 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,502 Why? Because it's your driver's license? - Trust me. 383 00:27:18,736 --> 00:27:21,672 You're gonna bluff to the end, aren't you? 384 00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:24,573 Ann, if you look at that identification card, 385 00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:27,407 you'll be ashamed of yourself for the rest of your life. 386 00:27:30,848 --> 00:27:33,579 I'd bet my life that's not an FBI card. 387 00:27:41,392 --> 00:27:43,418 Aren't you going to jump for it? 388 00:27:44,328 --> 00:27:46,763 Don't do it, Ann. You'll be sorry. 389 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:10,347 Excuse me. Goodbye, David. 390 00:28:10,421 --> 00:28:11,445 Michael. 391 00:28:11,522 --> 00:28:15,789 How could I have known? Darling, can you ever forgive me? 392 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,921 There, there. I forgive you. - You'll hear from me. 393 00:28:18,996 --> 00:28:22,091 Probably not from me, but someone from the Bureau, I guess. 394 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:25,261 Mike, I want to apologize for the things I called you. 395 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:28,568 Forget it, Annie. - I had no right to call you those names. 396 00:28:28,639 --> 00:28:30,631 The way I look at it, it's a compliment. 397 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:34,941 I want people to think that I'm flighty and irresponsible 398 00:28:35,012 --> 00:28:36,446 and libertine. 399 00:28:37,181 --> 00:28:40,049 Oh, they do. They do. 400 00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:43,654 So long, boy. - Oh, darling. Darling. 401 00:28:53,831 --> 00:28:56,494 I'll never doubt you again as long as I live. 402 00:28:56,567 --> 00:28:58,661 That's all right. - I promise. Never. 403 00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:02,434 Now there's nothing to cry about, darling. - Hold me. Hold me. 404 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:09,806 Oh, my darling. What you must have gone through. 405 00:29:10,481 --> 00:29:13,246 We don't have to exaggerate, darling. 406 00:29:13,317 --> 00:29:16,185 What dangers. What isks you must have run. 407 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,587 No, no. A lot of it was pretty dull. 408 00:29:18,656 --> 00:29:20,648 You're just saying that so as not to frighten me. 409 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:24,025 No, dear. You've just seen too many movies. 410 00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:26,890 Most of it was just routine. Really. 411 00:29:30,534 --> 00:29:33,504 Darling, you're shivering. 412 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:45,609 Ann? 413 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:52,557 Now, you're never to pump me about what I've had to do. I'm not allowed to tell. 414 00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:54,353 Oh, I won't. I promise. 415 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,184 Ann? 416 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:01,560 And you're not to think of me as a hero. 417 00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:13,803 Ann? 418 00:30:15,579 --> 00:30:21,109 If anything happens to me, I want to be buried in Arlington Cemetery. 419 00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:58,046 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. Where are you going? 420 00:30:58,122 --> 00:31:00,057 I want to see my dots. 421 00:31:00,891 --> 00:31:03,588 Keep your hands off government property. 422 00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:07,257 It's my property, and I want to inspect my property. 423 00:31:11,802 --> 00:31:14,135 Should I get dots, too? - No, dear. 424 00:31:14,338 --> 00:31:16,705 And then we'd each have dots to match? 425 00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:37,590 Amy. Say, I like your hair that way. 426 00:31:37,661 --> 00:31:40,290 Why, thank you. My boyfriend didn't notice it. 427 00:31:41,932 --> 00:31:44,424 You can go right in. He's waiting for you. 428 00:31:44,502 --> 00:31:45,492 Thanks. 429 00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:49,097 The Federal Bureau of Investigation. Mr. Doyle's office. 430 00:31:49,907 --> 00:31:51,637 You sent for me, Bob? 431 00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:56,170 Yeah, Harry. Citizen David Wilson had an FBI card printed. 432 00:31:56,247 --> 00:31:58,580 Why? What did Citizen Wilson do with it? 433 00:31:58,649 --> 00:32:00,948 Mr. Schultz here will give you the rest of the information. 434 00:32:01,018 --> 00:32:05,183 Maybe nothing, but when the card wasn't used on the TV program... 435 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:08,090 You did the right thing, Mr. Schultz. Thank you very much. 436 00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:10,685 If you'll come with me, Mr. Schultz. 437 00:32:30,714 --> 00:32:34,845 Hey, David. Getting a tattoo on? That's good, David. 438 00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:38,515 Why didn't you think of it? I had a pretty close shave last night. 439 00:32:40,057 --> 00:32:41,821 I found this fellow in the Yellow Pages. 440 00:32:41,892 --> 00:32:45,727 For the same price, how would you like to have a nice hula girl? 441 00:32:45,863 --> 00:32:47,331 I do good hula girls. 442 00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:48,866 Hula girl. - Yes. 443 00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:50,367 You got any on you? - Yeah, look, right there. 444 00:32:50,434 --> 00:32:52,300 Is that a beaut? Want a hula girl? - Yeah, the hula girl. 445 00:32:52,369 --> 00:32:56,136 No, thanks. No, no. I don't want a hula girl. I want four dots. 446 00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:58,904 You know, I had a girl in Montana like that. 447 00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:00,000 That's not funny. 448 00:33:00,077 --> 00:33:03,445 Nothing's quite as funny as your wife was last night. 449 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:06,882 You know the part I liked best? When she was apologizing to me. 450 00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:08,044 She had tears in her eyes. 451 00:33:08,118 --> 00:33:11,179 I could hardly keep from busting out laughing right in her face. 452 00:33:11,255 --> 00:33:14,521 That's funny. So funny. - It wasn't that funny, Mike. 453 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:16,453 Look, 454 00:33:18,128 --> 00:33:21,565 what do you say we send a fake FBI man up to your place 455 00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:23,066 and put her through the wringer? 456 00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:26,160 Mike, I'm warning you, no tricks. Now, cut it out. 457 00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:29,332 Look, don't you understand? There's an end that's dangling. 458 00:33:29,406 --> 00:33:32,570 It's dangling. We gotta round it off. - What end's dangling? 459 00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:35,738 Whether you're in the FBI or whether you're out of the FBI. 460 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:38,112 That's unfinished. - I'm out. 461 00:33:39,149 --> 00:33:42,313 But that's not what was said. Look, that's not what we... 462 00:33:43,153 --> 00:33:46,851 Nobody talk. I gotta call Ann. 463 00:33:46,924 --> 00:33:50,554 I call her every hour on the hour. 464 00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:56,159 Hello, Ann, baby doll? Well, I've been thinking of you, too. 465 00:33:58,402 --> 00:34:00,837 I love you the most, dear. 466 00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:04,239 I can't breathe with all that "I love you the most." 467 00:34:04,308 --> 00:34:07,005 Well, certainly I did, Ann. Of course I kissed you goodbye. 468 00:34:07,077 --> 00:34:10,275 I remember exactly. I was standing in the doorway. 469 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:13,643 Well, why doesn't it count? 470 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:19,286 Fellows don't know how to love like girls. You don't even know how to spell it. 471 00:34:21,992 --> 00:34:25,793 Someone's at the door. Probably one of the neighbors. 472 00:34:25,863 --> 00:34:29,630 Come home early, huh? Wait till you see what I've got for you. 473 00:34:32,236 --> 00:34:34,967 I mean on the stove. What's the matter with you? 474 00:34:37,007 --> 00:34:38,566 Okay. Bye. 475 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,245 Mrs. Wilson? - Yes. 476 00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:55,225 How do you do. My name is Powell. I'm with the Federal Bureau of Investigation. 477 00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:57,454 Oh, come in, please. - Thank you. 478 00:34:58,862 --> 00:35:01,798 I guess I know an FBI card when I see one. 479 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:04,262 You do? 480 00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:08,268 Won't you sit down? Please. - Thank you. 481 00:35:21,118 --> 00:35:23,144 How many dots do you have? 482 00:35:25,255 --> 00:35:28,089 I probably shouldn't have asked you that. 483 00:35:29,426 --> 00:35:32,726 I was just talking to my husband on the telephone when you came in. 484 00:35:32,796 --> 00:35:35,823 He's not here? - Well, he's at the university. 485 00:35:38,602 --> 00:35:40,503 Yes, of course. 486 00:35:41,171 --> 00:35:44,141 I know why you're here, Mr. Powell. - You do? 487 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:50,776 I'm going to speak frankly to you. I'm not like other women. 488 00:35:51,882 --> 00:35:54,750 You're not? - I can keep a secret. 489 00:35:55,185 --> 00:35:56,278 Oh. 490 00:35:57,221 --> 00:36:01,215 I take a sacred oath. It'll never pass my lips 491 00:36:02,359 --> 00:36:04,328 that Dave is an FBI man. 492 00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:09,496 Never. I swear it. Mr. Powell, do you love your wife? 493 00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:12,999 Yes, of course I do. 494 00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:17,769 Well, I ask you, what would you have done in a similar circumstance? 495 00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:22,001 I was leaving David. Divorcing him. I had my reservation to Reno. 496 00:36:22,079 --> 00:36:24,207 He had to tell me the truth. 497 00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:27,413 You would have told your wife, I'm sure. 498 00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:31,588 Well, I suppose I... - David didn't tell me anything vital. 499 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:35,159 I only know that the girl that was kissing him 500 00:36:35,225 --> 00:36:38,491 is a foreign exchange student, and the FBI knows what she's up to. 501 00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:40,258 And that's all he told me. 502 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,301 That's what he told you. - Not another word. On my honor. 503 00:36:59,616 --> 00:37:02,085 Why are you looking at me like that, Mr. Powell? 504 00:37:02,152 --> 00:37:04,018 Oh, excuse me. I... 505 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:08,423 Well, I was just thinking that you resemble my daughter a great deal. 506 00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:12,993 Yes, she's... Well, she's got your eyes 507 00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:16,096 and your general coloring. - Really? 508 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:17,225 Yes. 509 00:37:19,069 --> 00:37:21,004 We do our hair just alike. - That's right. 510 00:37:21,071 --> 00:37:24,872 Are these her daughters? - Yes, yes. Two and three. 511 00:37:24,942 --> 00:37:28,379 Well, that makes you a grandfather. I never would have guessed it. 512 00:37:28,445 --> 00:37:31,847 Well, Mrs. Powell and I were married when we were 18. 513 00:37:32,116 --> 00:37:36,076 You don't say. Oh, excuse me. - Certainly. 514 00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,385 Our honeymoon. 515 00:37:39,823 --> 00:37:40,882 Well... 516 00:37:46,163 --> 00:37:47,756 Mrs. Wilson? - Yes? 517 00:37:47,831 --> 00:37:51,495 What time does your husband come home? - 6:00. 518 00:37:53,904 --> 00:37:57,636 I think I'll come back then. - All right. Shall I tell him that? 519 00:37:58,742 --> 00:38:04,010 No. No, don't tell him anything. He might blurt out the wrong thing. 520 00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:08,551 Let's surprise him, shall we? - Very well. 521 00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:12,355 Goodbye, Mrs. Wilson. - Goodbye, Mr... 522 00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:13,890 Powell. - ...Powell. 523 00:38:14,658 --> 00:38:16,991 Don't you use other names? 524 00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:19,586 Like numbers? X-24? 525 00:38:20,230 --> 00:38:22,961 I don't think that's necessary here. 526 00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:27,569 No, I guess not. Isn't it exciting? 527 00:38:27,971 --> 00:38:29,803 Well, it's a living. 528 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,472 You're gonna like this one, Bob. 529 00:38:38,549 --> 00:38:43,010 His wife caught him kissing some girl, and he told his wife that he was an agent 530 00:38:43,086 --> 00:38:46,181 and he was kissing the girl in the line of duty. 531 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:48,851 Say, why don't we try that? 532 00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:51,994 They're just kids, Bob. 533 00:38:52,062 --> 00:38:54,964 You know, I'd kind of hate to have it on our conscience 534 00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:58,196 that we might break up a marriage. - What do you suggest? 535 00:38:58,302 --> 00:39:00,396 Well, look, I could get that husband tonight, 536 00:39:00,470 --> 00:39:03,338 take him aside and give him a lecture he won't forget. 537 00:39:04,808 --> 00:39:08,267 All right, that'll be our good deed for today. Bring the card back. 538 00:40:11,642 --> 00:40:12,701 Out! 539 00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:05,226 Guess who? 540 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:10,825 Now, let me see. Now, you've gotta give me a hint. 541 00:41:10,901 --> 00:41:13,962 Is it a man, woman or a child? - Woman. 542 00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:18,475 A full-grown one, too. - Thank you. 543 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:23,136 A little too full-grown. - Here, now. 544 00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:33,547 Thank you for the lovely roses. - It's my pleasure. 545 00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:42,294 A present for me? Darling, aren't you sweet to do that. 546 00:41:42,366 --> 00:41:45,894 You shouldn't have done that, but I'm glad you did. 547 00:41:48,638 --> 00:41:51,472 A pearl necklace! Just what I wanted. 548 00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:54,537 They're genuine cultured pearls. 549 00:41:54,611 --> 00:41:57,706 As against uncultured pearls, which they ain't. 550 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:04,310 They're lovely. Darling, thank you very much. 551 00:42:05,255 --> 00:42:07,224 You're entitled to them. 552 00:42:08,458 --> 00:42:11,860 I'm not entitled to anything more than the privilege of being married to you. 553 00:42:11,928 --> 00:42:13,419 No, no, Ann. No. 554 00:42:21,738 --> 00:42:24,003 Ann, careful now. Remember what happened last night. 555 00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:25,372 You're not sorry, are you? 556 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:29,675 No, but we didn't have the chicken fricassee on the stove last night. 557 00:42:30,547 --> 00:42:34,780 You know, darling, I'm awfully glad that everything happened as it did. 558 00:42:34,851 --> 00:42:39,448 I was terribly upset for a while, but, altogether, it was worth it. 559 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:41,817 Well, I'm glad you're glad. 560 00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:44,755 You know, I've got a little confession to make. 561 00:42:44,828 --> 00:42:46,353 Now, careful. 562 00:42:46,763 --> 00:42:49,198 Well, you know I've always loved you just the way you are, 563 00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:51,826 and I've never thought that you were a coward or anything, 564 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:56,670 but deep down every girl likes to think that her fellow can fight for her 565 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:59,266 and protect her and take care of her. 566 00:42:59,342 --> 00:43:03,177 Well, you never seemed the sort that knew about guns or jujitsu 567 00:43:03,246 --> 00:43:04,874 or who knows what. 568 00:43:05,315 --> 00:43:09,377 Well, now when I touch you, I just get goosebumps all over. 569 00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:11,317 Well, I'm glad I... 570 00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:14,121 I'm glad I give you goosebumps, 571 00:43:14,191 --> 00:43:16,820 but I didn't think your opinion of me was that I was a sissy. 572 00:43:16,893 --> 00:43:19,920 Oh, no, honey! - What about that... 573 00:43:19,996 --> 00:43:23,433 What about that fistfight I had with that taxicab driver New Year's Eve? 574 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:26,231 Remember? - And you got knocked out. 575 00:43:27,237 --> 00:43:31,004 Well, I was way ahead on points. - My big brave man. 576 00:43:31,975 --> 00:43:34,911 Why didn't you use jujitsu on him? - On who? 577 00:43:34,978 --> 00:43:36,708 The cab driver. 578 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,839 The cab driver. - Yes. 579 00:43:37,914 --> 00:43:40,782 Well, no, no. We're not allowed to use it for personal reasons. 580 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:41,875 Why? - No. 581 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:44,649 Well, you know, people seeing you use jujitsu, 582 00:43:45,455 --> 00:43:49,893 you know, would think it odd that assistant chemistry professors know it. 583 00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:52,151 Oh, of course. - Yeah. 584 00:43:52,596 --> 00:43:54,258 Still... 585 00:43:54,531 --> 00:43:57,626 Still, there are one or two holds that we're authorized to show people 586 00:43:57,701 --> 00:43:59,329 in private, of course. - Really? 587 00:43:59,402 --> 00:44:04,306 Yes. For instance, there's the Mischa Gosse hold. Watch. See? 588 00:44:10,380 --> 00:44:13,043 I like that hold. You know any more? 589 00:44:13,116 --> 00:44:14,584 Yes. There's the... 590 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,429 There goes the chicken fricassee. 591 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,759 It tastes better when it's reheated. 592 00:44:36,273 --> 00:44:38,139 Maybe they'll go away. 593 00:44:39,409 --> 00:44:42,641 What about the chicken fricassee? - What chicken fricassee? Come here. 594 00:44:42,712 --> 00:44:43,839 No. 595 00:44:48,952 --> 00:44:50,944 Hello, Michael. - Hi, Ann. 596 00:44:53,089 --> 00:44:54,318 New? 597 00:44:54,925 --> 00:44:57,690 Oh, yes. David just gave them to me. 598 00:44:59,496 --> 00:45:02,159 Good evening, David. - Good evening. 599 00:45:03,500 --> 00:45:05,833 My, doesn't this look cozy? 600 00:45:09,372 --> 00:45:11,307 Boy, I envy you, David. 601 00:45:11,474 --> 00:45:14,535 I haven't had a home-cooked meal in six months. 602 00:45:15,612 --> 00:45:19,242 Well, we were just sitting down to eat. You're welcome to join us. 603 00:45:19,316 --> 00:45:21,512 There's more than enough. - No, thanks. 604 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,747 It's very kind of you, but... 605 00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:26,187 I've come here with good news. 606 00:45:28,558 --> 00:45:30,424 Wanna hear it? - Yes. 607 00:45:30,493 --> 00:45:31,586 What is it? 608 00:45:31,661 --> 00:45:35,359 I'm happy to inform you that you're still in the FBI. 609 00:45:35,732 --> 00:45:37,564 I'm so glad. 610 00:45:37,867 --> 00:45:41,827 I had to do a lot of talking. Look, I don't wanna take all the credit. 611 00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:45,767 You've got a lot of friends on the board. They like him. 612 00:45:46,243 --> 00:45:48,576 Haven't you got anything to say? 613 00:45:49,112 --> 00:45:50,444 Thank you. 614 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:52,180 I didn't know what to hope for. 615 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:55,981 I never would have forgiven myself if I'd been responsible for his dismissal. 616 00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:07,461 Your gun and your card. 617 00:46:08,798 --> 00:46:10,323 There you are. 618 00:46:11,234 --> 00:46:14,329 Thank you very much, Michael. 619 00:46:14,738 --> 00:46:16,366 Oh, that's all right. 620 00:46:16,439 --> 00:46:20,137 That's for being a good friend, the rarest thing on Earth. 621 00:46:20,210 --> 00:46:23,977 Well, David and I, we go back a long way together. 622 00:46:25,248 --> 00:46:28,275 But we're not going to be going forward much together. 623 00:46:29,419 --> 00:46:33,948 He's jealous. I like that. Please, stay for dinner, and now I mean it. 624 00:46:34,691 --> 00:46:38,287 I'm afraid not. I'm afraid David's not staying for dinner, either. 625 00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:41,397 He isn't? Why not? - We have an assignment. 626 00:46:41,598 --> 00:46:43,726 Very important assignment. 627 00:46:46,770 --> 00:46:48,636 What? - Tonight? 628 00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:53,137 Well, now. As a matter of fact, we're a little late already. 629 00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:56,079 I don't feel like going. 630 00:46:59,849 --> 00:47:02,819 What do you mean, you don't feel like it? - You heard me. 631 00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:06,254 Darling, what are you saying? They just forgave you today. 632 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:08,656 You're practically on probation. 633 00:47:09,592 --> 00:47:11,686 I got friends on the board. 634 00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:15,089 I'm taking the night off. 635 00:47:16,599 --> 00:47:19,899 You're in no position to do anything but come along. 636 00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:22,131 Well, I wouldn't think so. 637 00:47:22,205 --> 00:47:25,505 It would be a fine FBI if every agent stayed home when he felt like it. 638 00:47:25,575 --> 00:47:28,773 Smart girl. She's got more sense than you have. 639 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:34,549 All right. We'll be gone about a half-hour. 640 00:47:34,617 --> 00:47:36,210 No more, maybe less. 641 00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:38,118 I wouldn't promise that. - Of course not. 642 00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:41,716 How can you tell? What kind of an assignment is it? Is it dangerous? 643 00:47:41,791 --> 00:47:43,225 It could be. 644 00:47:43,426 --> 00:47:45,793 It's the same assignment that you interrupted 645 00:47:45,862 --> 00:47:47,626 when you walked in on David. 646 00:47:47,697 --> 00:47:51,532 You know, luckily she didn't know that you were David's wife. 647 00:47:52,635 --> 00:47:56,629 You mean, you're going out with girls? - If you want to call them girls. 648 00:47:56,906 --> 00:48:00,104 Well, why not? - I don't call foreign agents girls. 649 00:48:00,744 --> 00:48:04,181 You see, we've wired booth number four in Lee Wong's restaurant. 650 00:48:04,247 --> 00:48:06,773 Now, when David and I go to the men's room, 651 00:48:06,883 --> 00:48:09,978 there'll be FBI agents listening to what they're saying to each other. 652 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,318 And we're hoping they say what we want to hear. 653 00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:16,190 You know, the Chief has a lot of confidence in this idea. 654 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,156 You've wired Lee Wong's Chinese Restaurant? 655 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:20,754 The one on 46th Street? 656 00:48:21,164 --> 00:48:22,996 He's Lee Wong to you. 657 00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:24,364 Mr. Wong happens to be 658 00:48:24,434 --> 00:48:27,996 one of the most important Nationalist China officials in America. 659 00:48:29,005 --> 00:48:31,304 That nice man that meets you at the door? 660 00:48:31,374 --> 00:48:32,706 Nice man? 661 00:48:34,811 --> 00:48:37,975 He's Madame Chiang Kai-Shek's uncle. 662 00:48:38,047 --> 00:48:42,007 All right! Will you just shut up? Will you keep your mouth shut? 663 00:48:42,852 --> 00:48:45,515 You're right. I should stop. I'm sorry. 664 00:48:45,588 --> 00:48:48,217 Ann, forget what I told you. 665 00:48:48,825 --> 00:48:50,885 You can trust me. - Ann, you can't trust anybody. 666 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:54,988 Nobody in this big wide world. Let's get out of here. 667 00:48:55,632 --> 00:48:57,260 And, David, 668 00:48:57,333 --> 00:49:01,998 I'm gonna go up and take the things off the stove. We can have them later. 669 00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:08,010 You'd better put up your hands, because when I get you outside, 670 00:49:08,077 --> 00:49:11,605 I'm gonna knock your block off, you crazy psychopath! 671 00:49:20,356 --> 00:49:23,520 This compulsion you have, you know, to invent. 672 00:49:23,593 --> 00:49:26,427 It's not talent. You're nothing but a liar. 673 00:49:27,063 --> 00:49:31,763 Why don't you shut up? I've got two sensational dames. 674 00:49:31,835 --> 00:49:34,168 They're a sister act. They won't separate. 675 00:49:34,237 --> 00:49:36,866 They'll separate with enough liquor in them. 676 00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:39,967 Why, you ungrateful little pup, you're in clover. 677 00:49:40,043 --> 00:49:42,478 I don't wanna be in clover. Did that ever occur to you? 678 00:49:42,545 --> 00:49:46,277 Listen, did I prowl around with you too many years 679 00:49:46,349 --> 00:49:48,443 to go for that halo you're wearing? 680 00:49:48,518 --> 00:49:52,819 And don't think I believe that student-kissing-you-out-of-gratitude story. 681 00:49:52,889 --> 00:49:54,482 This is Uncle Michael you're talking to. 682 00:49:54,557 --> 00:49:56,458 Don't you understand? I'm happily married. 683 00:49:56,526 --> 00:49:58,825 I don't want any outside women. 684 00:50:00,630 --> 00:50:03,600 There's no risk involved at all. No risk. 685 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,665 Not only is she letting you go out with dames, she's forcing you to. Look. 686 00:50:10,039 --> 00:50:13,441 You've fallen into the greatest racket any married man has ever had. 687 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:17,072 Home cooking and outside romance. 688 00:50:18,815 --> 00:50:21,478 I'm thinking of getting married myself. 689 00:50:21,818 --> 00:50:25,482 Cheer up, boy. We'll have a great time. 690 00:50:26,155 --> 00:50:28,454 I missed operating with you. 691 00:50:28,858 --> 00:50:33,091 Why the guys I pair off with now, they don't have your technique. 692 00:50:33,263 --> 00:50:34,731 No, huh? - No. 693 00:50:37,066 --> 00:50:41,231 We were fabulous together, or don't you remember? 694 00:50:43,473 --> 00:50:47,467 Mike, this is adolescent stuff. - Are you about ready, honey? 695 00:50:48,845 --> 00:50:50,177 Yes, dear. 696 00:50:55,718 --> 00:50:58,517 I put the chicken fricassee in the icebox and the pudding out to cool. 697 00:50:58,588 --> 00:50:59,647 Fine. 698 00:50:59,722 --> 00:51:01,486 We can heat it up when you come home, if you're hungry. 699 00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:04,118 All right. - I'll be waiting up for you. 700 00:51:04,193 --> 00:51:07,186 No, you'd better not. We may be gone a long time. 701 00:51:07,897 --> 00:51:10,264 You never can tell how long these things can last. 702 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:12,325 Yeah, you can never tell. 703 00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:18,973 Take care of yourself. - I will, dear. 704 00:51:19,609 --> 00:51:21,043 David? - Yes? 705 00:51:21,678 --> 00:51:25,137 If you're obliged... 706 00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:29,076 If you have to... 707 00:51:31,521 --> 00:51:35,856 Whatever you have to do, just never let me know. Never. 708 00:51:35,925 --> 00:51:38,394 Oh, Ann. Ann. 709 00:51:46,302 --> 00:51:48,703 All right, let's go. 710 00:52:26,743 --> 00:52:29,144 Mr. Powell, you're late. 711 00:52:29,212 --> 00:52:33,445 Oh, lady, don't ever open the door pointing a gun 712 00:52:33,516 --> 00:52:36,816 unless you mean to shoot. People shoot back. 713 00:52:41,858 --> 00:52:44,623 David! Michael! 714 00:52:47,463 --> 00:52:51,491 They're gone. He forgot his gun. - Lady. 715 00:52:51,567 --> 00:52:52,899 I'm sorry. 716 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:56,299 Now, where's your husband? - He's on an assignment. 717 00:52:56,372 --> 00:52:58,932 He couldn't even eat his dinner. - An assignment? 718 00:52:59,008 --> 00:53:01,807 Didn't you know that? Don't they tell you those things? 719 00:53:01,878 --> 00:53:03,972 Not always. - Well, I don't understand that. 720 00:53:04,047 --> 00:53:05,345 It doesn't seem very efficient to me. 721 00:53:05,415 --> 00:53:08,112 Well, I've been on a few assignments myself all day. 722 00:53:08,184 --> 00:53:10,346 I haven't been back to the office. - Oh, I see. 723 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:13,117 Well, Michael and David are having dinner at Lee Wong's Restaurant 724 00:53:13,189 --> 00:53:16,455 with two girls they're trying to get things out of. 725 00:53:17,293 --> 00:53:19,285 I'll bet. - Booth number four. 726 00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:22,127 The booth's been wired. - It has? 727 00:53:22,198 --> 00:53:25,396 Well, you know, Lee Wong, Nationalist China. 728 00:53:25,468 --> 00:53:29,269 And that's all they told me. They don't tell me everything. 729 00:53:29,706 --> 00:53:31,504 They tell you enough. 730 00:53:34,343 --> 00:53:37,074 What are you thinking about, Mr. Powell? 731 00:53:37,346 --> 00:53:40,248 I was just thinking that the resemblance between you and my daughter 732 00:53:40,316 --> 00:53:42,444 is getting fainter all the time. 733 00:53:42,518 --> 00:53:45,044 What are we going to do? - About what? 734 00:53:45,121 --> 00:53:48,489 The gun! David ought to have his gun. - The gun is not the problem. 735 00:53:48,558 --> 00:53:51,027 It's not? - The problem is my stomach. 736 00:53:51,094 --> 00:53:53,859 Your stomach? - Yes. I have an ulcer, Mrs. Wilson. 737 00:53:53,930 --> 00:53:57,662 If I eat regularly, reasonably regularly... 738 00:53:58,167 --> 00:54:00,534 Well, I didn't have lunch today, and my stomach's killing me. 739 00:54:00,603 --> 00:54:03,539 Oh, you poor man. - It's all right. 740 00:54:03,706 --> 00:54:06,073 We'd better get over there, huh? - I'll get my things. 741 00:54:06,142 --> 00:54:09,203 What did you say the name of that restaurant was? 742 00:54:09,278 --> 00:54:12,009 Lee Wong's. 46th street. 743 00:54:13,382 --> 00:54:16,318 Lee Wong's. - Lee Wong. 744 00:54:16,385 --> 00:54:19,219 That Madame Chiang Kai-Shek's uncle. 745 00:54:41,677 --> 00:54:44,476 Mr. Haney. I have your reservation. - Fine, Wong. 746 00:54:44,547 --> 00:54:48,712 Mr. Wilson, what a treat to see you. Not see you for so long time. 747 00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:51,345 You know how it is. I don't get to eat out much anymore. 748 00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:56,222 Wong knows. When Mrs. Wilson come, I will bring her to your booth. 749 00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:59,659 Mrs. Wilson isn't coming. We've got a couple of... 750 00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:04,360 Excuse me. A couple of old school chums. 751 00:55:04,767 --> 00:55:06,963 Old chums? 752 00:55:10,973 --> 00:55:14,705 My house is your home. Booth number four. 753 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,644 Like old times, huh? - Yeah. 754 00:55:20,149 --> 00:55:22,584 Drink up tonight, right? - Yeah. 755 00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:58,754 Four Missionary Downfalls. - Missionary Downfalls. 756 00:56:00,756 --> 00:56:02,088 Mike. 757 00:56:03,192 --> 00:56:06,060 What? I can sing. 758 00:56:07,129 --> 00:56:12,124 Who was that lady? I knew such a lady 759 00:56:12,668 --> 00:56:17,800 And foolishly let her out of my mind 760 00:56:19,108 --> 00:56:23,773 So, if she's the one Please spare me the pun 761 00:56:25,348 --> 00:56:30,787 I'd sure miss the fun if that was no lady That was my wife 762 00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:34,182 Why did you have to come here? 763 00:56:34,257 --> 00:56:36,249 Couldn't you figure out a place where nobody knew us? 764 00:56:36,325 --> 00:56:38,885 Operating in the open is the beautiful part of this scheme. 765 00:56:38,961 --> 00:56:40,054 That's what's safe about it. 766 00:56:40,129 --> 00:56:41,995 Safe, huh? There's gonna be a hitch. I can smell it. 767 00:56:42,064 --> 00:56:45,057 Well, you're smelling all wrong. This is foolproof. 768 00:56:48,404 --> 00:56:49,804 Oh, here they come. 769 00:56:52,141 --> 00:56:53,700 There they are. 770 00:56:54,176 --> 00:56:57,146 Get a load of how these girls are assembled. 771 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:01,846 Michael. 772 00:57:02,885 --> 00:57:04,945 Mr. Haney's table, please. 773 00:57:23,005 --> 00:57:24,906 Your chums from school. 774 00:57:25,541 --> 00:57:29,273 Oh, I hope we haven't kept you waiting. - No, not one minute. We just got here. 775 00:57:29,345 --> 00:57:31,576 Oh, good. - Gloria, this is David Wilson. 776 00:57:31,747 --> 00:57:33,215 David, this is Gloria. 777 00:57:33,282 --> 00:57:35,478 Hello, Dave. - Hello, Gloria. 778 00:57:35,551 --> 00:57:36,849 Sit down. 779 00:57:37,086 --> 00:57:40,750 This is Flo, she's my date, so you keep your dirty hands off of her. 780 00:57:40,823 --> 00:57:42,587 Hi, Dave. - Hi, Flo. 781 00:57:42,758 --> 00:57:47,059 Well, you finally met the Coogle sisters, and your life is just about to begin. 782 00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:50,429 I told him all about you. - Oh, shame on you. 783 00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:56,061 Cookies! Oh, I have to be careful what I swallow today. 784 00:57:58,007 --> 00:58:01,205 I was poisoned last night. - What? 785 00:58:01,711 --> 00:58:03,839 I ate some lousy swordfish. 786 00:58:04,447 --> 00:58:06,939 It stuck right here. 787 00:58:08,784 --> 00:58:10,719 That smart fish knows what it's doing. 788 00:58:13,222 --> 00:58:14,850 David, I haven't told you the truth 789 00:58:14,924 --> 00:58:17,894 why I set this date up between you and the Coogle sisters. 790 00:58:19,228 --> 00:58:21,254 Me and the Coogle sisters? 791 00:58:21,564 --> 00:58:24,557 Yeah. Well, I know you don't like to mix business with pleasure, 792 00:58:24,633 --> 00:58:27,933 and I felt that I owed it to these girls, you know. 793 00:58:28,204 --> 00:58:31,834 And I figure I'm doing you a favor at the same time. 794 00:58:31,907 --> 00:58:34,570 Oh, that's sweet of you to put it like that. 795 00:58:34,643 --> 00:58:37,738 I met these girls while they were trying out for Ted Mack's Amateur Hour. 796 00:58:37,813 --> 00:58:39,145 Mr. Mack wouldn't put us on. 797 00:58:39,215 --> 00:58:41,810 He said we didn't look like amateurs. 798 00:58:41,884 --> 00:58:44,080 What do you think about that? 799 00:58:47,490 --> 00:58:50,688 Well, they don't look like amateurs to me, either. 800 00:58:50,793 --> 00:58:53,160 Oh, thank you. 801 00:58:54,563 --> 00:58:56,088 You're welcome. 802 00:58:56,165 --> 00:58:58,566 You know, I didn't promise these girls anything definite. 803 00:58:58,634 --> 00:59:00,694 Oh, nothing definite. - Nothing definite. 804 00:59:00,770 --> 00:59:01,965 Nothing definite. 805 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:06,703 No, I merely said that, well, my best friend is the vice president of CBS. 806 00:59:08,811 --> 00:59:12,145 And that he uses girls. You do use girls, don't you? 807 00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:14,815 Sometimes. 808 00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:19,654 He thought you might use us. - I couldn't put it better myself. 809 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:23,250 We're very versatile. We sing and dance. - Like rabbits. 810 00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:26,862 And... whoops, there's the drinks. - What's that? 811 00:59:26,929 --> 00:59:30,195 Oh, it's an Oriental drink. Very tasty. Would you bring another round, please? 812 00:59:30,266 --> 00:59:31,894 We don't want to break up the rhythm here. 813 00:59:31,967 --> 00:59:33,196 That's the trouble with drinking. 814 00:59:33,269 --> 00:59:36,034 If you break it up, it's a shock to your nervous system. 815 00:59:36,105 --> 00:59:40,236 I never heard that before. - Oh, yes. Steady drinking is the safest. 816 00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:45,644 Well, here's looking through you. - To absent friends, wherever they are. 817 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:56,291 Howdy, Yogi. Everything stowed aboard? - Everything from prunes to harpoons. 818 00:59:57,026 --> 00:59:59,222 Got all your fishing gear, Jinx? 819 00:59:59,295 --> 01:00:02,629 I'm, like, trying something new, Huck. 820 01:00:02,798 --> 01:00:05,427 Mrs. Wilson! I'm sorry, no, no. - How are you? 821 01:00:05,534 --> 01:00:07,833 No table. No table. You didn't call up for reservation. 822 01:00:07,903 --> 01:00:09,735 Come back some other time. Goodbye. 823 01:00:09,805 --> 01:00:11,535 Oh, I know what's bothering you. Come here. 824 01:00:11,607 --> 01:00:14,167 You don't want me to see my husband here, isn't that it? 825 01:00:14,243 --> 01:00:16,405 Don't worry. Mr. Powell's an FBI man. 826 01:00:16,879 --> 01:00:19,678 Now, how about that table over there? All right? 827 01:00:21,617 --> 01:00:23,449 My house is your home. 828 01:00:23,519 --> 01:00:27,889 Now, look, you don't have to tell everyone. 829 01:00:27,990 --> 01:00:30,152 Oh, he can know. Him? 830 01:00:40,202 --> 01:00:41,932 Please, no trouble, Mrs. Wilson. 831 01:00:42,004 --> 01:00:45,566 Would you please bring whatever soup you have ready in the kitchen? 832 01:00:45,641 --> 01:00:47,041 Mr. Powell has an ulcer, 833 01:00:47,109 --> 01:00:49,408 and he needs something on his stomach right away. 834 01:00:50,613 --> 01:00:53,811 Would you, please? And bring some bread, too. 835 01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:57,010 Please. No bread in Chinese restaurant. Sorry. 836 01:00:57,353 --> 01:00:59,322 Well, just bring the soup, then, and quick. 837 01:00:59,388 --> 01:01:00,788 Please. - Right away, sir. 838 01:01:03,392 --> 01:01:07,022 You don't have to conceal the fact that you're an FBI agent from Wong. 839 01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:11,090 He's one of the most important Nationalist China officials in this country. 840 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,432 Oh, really? - Well, didn't you know that? 841 01:01:14,370 --> 01:01:16,737 Oh, I didn't know you knew. - Oh. 842 01:01:22,545 --> 01:01:23,774 There they are. - What? 843 01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:25,337 In the mirror. 844 01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:30,381 Oh, yeah. - Look at those two women. 845 01:01:30,719 --> 01:01:32,347 Who'd suspect it? 846 01:01:33,422 --> 01:01:36,415 Oh, we don't want them to see us yet. 847 01:01:37,326 --> 01:01:40,956 You know what I'm waiting for. - No, no, I don't. 848 01:01:41,497 --> 01:01:44,661 Well, for the boys to go to the men's room. - Oh. 849 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,401 Well, they'll be going, you know. 850 01:01:48,103 --> 01:01:49,867 Yes, it's possible. 851 01:01:53,576 --> 01:01:56,546 The booth is wired. They want those women to talk. 852 01:01:56,612 --> 01:02:00,071 Didn't you know that, either? - Well, I knew part of it. 853 01:02:00,716 --> 01:02:03,311 Well, when the boys go to the men's room, you can go, too, 854 01:02:03,385 --> 01:02:06,219 and then you can give David the gun. - Oh, yes. 855 01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:09,620 That sounds logical, doesn't it? I wait till they go to the men's room, 856 01:02:09,992 --> 01:02:11,927 and then I meet them there and give them the gun. 857 01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:13,622 Yes. - Yes. Fine. 858 01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:16,825 Oh, isn't this exciting? 859 01:02:20,536 --> 01:02:22,334 I guess not to you, though. 860 01:02:22,404 --> 01:02:25,738 This is just another day's work, isn't it? 861 01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:28,306 No. No, today's been quite different. 862 01:02:29,812 --> 01:02:32,611 Oh, here are the drinks. Let's drink up. - Wonderful. 863 01:02:32,681 --> 01:02:35,412 Drink up. Wonderful. Let's keep the rhythm, now. 864 01:02:35,484 --> 01:02:38,215 Got to keep... Four more, please. Four more. 865 01:02:38,287 --> 01:02:39,380 Yes, sir. - That's it. 866 01:02:39,455 --> 01:02:43,392 Now, tell me, David, what are you going to do about that Chesterfield program? 867 01:02:47,529 --> 01:02:50,795 I haven't decided yet. I was thinking of canceling it. 868 01:02:50,866 --> 01:02:52,960 He's got a lot of problems. - Oh. 869 01:02:53,035 --> 01:02:54,697 I would think so. 870 01:02:55,170 --> 01:02:58,163 I hope you're not heading for a crack-up, boy. 871 01:02:58,274 --> 01:03:01,472 I'm all right. - Well, you take care of yourself, now. 872 01:03:01,710 --> 01:03:04,680 We don't want you to have a nervous breakdown. 873 01:03:04,747 --> 01:03:08,240 I get to relax every once in a while. I'm relaxing now. 874 01:03:08,884 --> 01:03:10,147 Drink up. 875 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:12,848 You know what you ought to do in my opinion? 876 01:03:13,389 --> 01:03:17,121 Go away for a weekend. Say, Atlantic City. 877 01:03:19,795 --> 01:03:22,458 How could I get away for a weekend? - On an assignment. 878 01:03:22,531 --> 01:03:23,999 Drink up. 879 01:03:25,034 --> 01:03:28,129 Steady drinking is the safest. Keep the rhythm. 880 01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:36,245 Attaboy, David. Go on, get them drunk. 881 01:03:37,279 --> 01:03:39,908 They're doing a good job, aren't they? 882 01:03:40,449 --> 01:03:44,250 They're a credit to the Bureau. - I'm so proud of them. 883 01:03:44,953 --> 01:03:48,253 Oh, those girls are gonna be talkative, all right. 884 01:03:48,557 --> 01:03:51,823 I wonder when the boys are going to the men's room. 885 01:03:54,563 --> 01:03:56,225 Pretty soon now. 886 01:03:58,634 --> 01:04:02,594 Would you like to go to the ladies' room? - No, I don't think so. 887 01:04:03,072 --> 01:04:06,600 Yes, you would. - Well, if you say so. 888 01:04:07,042 --> 01:04:09,807 Would you excuse us, please? - Certainly. 889 01:04:14,683 --> 01:04:16,447 Oh, here you are. 890 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,151 For your little friend in there. 891 01:04:25,561 --> 01:04:27,530 Look who's going to the men's room. 892 01:04:27,596 --> 01:04:30,862 I mean the ladies' room. I'm gonna give David the gun. 893 01:04:30,933 --> 01:04:34,165 No, no, no. Someone might see you pass it. It's too risky. 894 01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:38,098 How you doing? What do you think, boy? Huh? 895 01:04:38,173 --> 01:04:42,133 Whatever happened to your taste, huh? And what is with this weekend bit? 896 01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:45,113 Well, why not? Let's make something out of it. Like we used to. 897 01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,512 No, not a chance. 898 01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:48,551 What's the matter with you? Where's your old zing? 899 01:04:48,617 --> 01:04:50,210 You hitting premature middle age? 900 01:04:51,453 --> 01:04:55,584 I'll tell the boys that you're here. That'll make them feel better. 901 01:04:55,924 --> 01:04:59,884 Yes, you tell them I'm here. Yes, that'll make them feel better. 902 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:05,927 Mike. 903 01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:10,498 All I can think about is the way Ann looked when we left. 904 01:05:10,572 --> 01:05:14,236 "If you have to," she said. "Never let me know," she said. 905 01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:18,676 She actually gave me permission. She sent me. With tears in her eyes. 906 01:05:18,814 --> 01:05:20,874 Now, how can a guy enjoy that kind of cheating? 907 01:05:20,949 --> 01:05:23,509 It ruined it for me, Mike. It just ruined it for me. 908 01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:29,618 Yes? - Shh. 909 01:05:32,828 --> 01:05:37,266 Keep calm. Don't look around. There's an FBI man here. 910 01:05:37,733 --> 01:05:41,295 He missed you at the apartment. He's watching everything. 911 01:05:48,944 --> 01:05:51,812 What was that? What FBI man? 912 01:05:52,281 --> 01:05:55,513 Wait a minute. Did you send an actor up to my place? 913 01:05:55,584 --> 01:05:59,282 Why, you stupid idiot. I ought... - Easy, I didn't send any actor. 914 01:05:59,388 --> 01:06:03,291 Are you sure you didn't? - Sure, I'm positive. I swear. I didn't. 915 01:06:03,358 --> 01:06:05,657 Then what is she talking about? 916 01:06:08,163 --> 01:06:09,358 FB... 917 01:06:21,810 --> 01:06:23,176 Mike. 918 01:06:28,951 --> 01:06:30,749 It's an FBI man. 919 01:06:39,728 --> 01:06:41,424 I'm gonna be sick. 920 01:06:45,901 --> 01:06:49,030 Well, you're our agent, aren't you? We need advice. 921 01:06:49,104 --> 01:06:51,664 What's the matter? - We're with two guys. 922 01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:54,437 One's a writer from CBS, Mike Haney. 923 01:06:54,643 --> 01:06:56,612 The other one says he's the vice president. 924 01:06:56,678 --> 01:06:59,307 Well, what's his name? - David Wilson. 925 01:07:00,115 --> 01:07:02,277 They're talking about a job that 926 01:07:02,918 --> 01:07:04,546 they're throwing in Atlantic City. 927 01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:06,816 That's all there is to the jobs in Atlantic City. 928 01:07:06,889 --> 01:07:09,950 Mike Haney is always selling those phony things to girls. 929 01:07:10,025 --> 01:07:12,654 Getting them to Atlantic City and that's the end of it. 930 01:07:12,728 --> 01:07:14,128 What did you say the other fellow's name is? 931 01:07:14,196 --> 01:07:16,756 David Wilson. - He's a nothing. 932 01:07:17,065 --> 01:07:19,557 Okay. Okay. You told me enough. 933 01:07:20,636 --> 01:07:22,628 Well? - We weren't wrong. 934 01:07:22,871 --> 01:07:26,239 How could we be so stupid? He says to get rid of them. 935 01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:29,301 Just to get rid of them. - Oh, the dirty rats. 936 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:34,915 You know, I could kill them with my bare hands. 937 01:07:34,983 --> 01:07:36,508 With pleasure. 938 01:07:37,586 --> 01:07:40,249 Hey, you remember those two rat finks we met in Hoboken? 939 01:07:40,322 --> 01:07:41,483 Yeah. 940 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:44,925 Well, we'll take care of these two guys the same way. 941 01:07:47,529 --> 01:07:50,158 They know who the boys are. They're going to kill them. 942 01:07:50,232 --> 01:07:53,293 Who is? What is? - I heard them in the ladies' room. 943 01:07:53,368 --> 01:07:56,827 They called somebody on the telephone and they were told to get rid of the boys. 944 01:07:56,905 --> 01:07:59,739 Now, just speak calmly and quietly, Mrs. Wilson. 945 01:07:59,808 --> 01:08:01,436 Those girls. - Yeah? 946 01:08:01,510 --> 01:08:03,172 They were given orders to get rid of the boys. 947 01:08:03,245 --> 01:08:06,409 Now, we've got to stop them! - There's nothing to get excited about. 948 01:08:06,481 --> 01:08:10,009 Didn't you hear what I said? - Shh. Now, keep your voice down. 949 01:08:10,385 --> 01:08:14,322 Everything's under control. The FBI is a very efficient organization. 950 01:08:14,389 --> 01:08:16,654 Oh, but you didn't hear the phone call. It just happened. 951 01:08:16,725 --> 01:08:20,924 Mrs. Wilson, please. This is your husband's last day with the FBI. 952 01:08:21,563 --> 01:08:24,260 Really? - Yes. We feel he's done enough. 953 01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:27,500 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go and call my wife. 954 01:08:27,569 --> 01:08:29,765 Your wife? - I have to tell her I'm going to be a little late. 955 01:08:29,838 --> 01:08:31,864 But don't you understand? - Mrs. Wilson, please. 956 01:08:31,940 --> 01:08:33,932 Mr. Powell... 957 01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:45,444 No, no, no. We don't need the drinks. Thank you. Here you are. Thank you. 958 01:08:45,854 --> 01:08:48,619 Well, don't sit down. We're leaving. 959 01:08:48,690 --> 01:08:52,252 What for? We haven't eaten yet. - He just got a call from CBS. 960 01:08:52,327 --> 01:08:54,125 He's gotta hurry over there. It's an emergency. 961 01:08:54,196 --> 01:08:56,256 What kind of an emergency? - A tube blew out. 962 01:08:56,331 --> 01:08:57,731 You don't say. - Yeah, I say. 963 01:08:57,799 --> 01:09:00,132 What's the matter? Can't you hear? What's wrong with your ears, baby? 964 01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:01,500 I'm hungry. 965 01:09:01,570 --> 01:09:04,165 I didn't even get any Wong tong soup. 966 01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:11,140 Well, I know, dear, but it's unavoidable... 967 01:09:11,213 --> 01:09:12,806 Mr. Powell! Mr. Powell, they've left. They've just left. 968 01:09:12,881 --> 01:09:14,679 It's gonna be all right. - No, you don't understand. 969 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:16,651 You've got to stop them. - Edna... 970 01:09:16,718 --> 01:09:18,311 Mr. Powell! You can't... 971 01:09:24,693 --> 01:09:26,252 I'll stop them. 972 01:09:28,363 --> 01:09:30,491 Please, Mrs. Wilson. Don't! 973 01:09:33,935 --> 01:09:36,928 Oh, look, she's got a gun. - Stop! 974 01:09:42,144 --> 01:09:43,703 Oh, no. 975 01:09:45,013 --> 01:09:46,879 But, Mr. Powell, we've got to stop them! 976 01:09:47,115 --> 01:09:49,516 Ann! - We've got to stop them! 977 01:10:07,969 --> 01:10:10,962 Edna. Yes, I know. I was called away unavoidably. 978 01:10:11,039 --> 01:10:15,272 Would you put Bob... Put Bob on. Bob. Yeah, put Bob on. 979 01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:17,403 Oh, Bob. Look, I want you... Yeah... - Mr. FBI. 980 01:10:17,479 --> 01:10:19,971 I want you to send a car down to Wong's Chinese Restaurant 981 01:10:20,048 --> 01:10:22,517 at 46th Street, west of Broadway. That's right. 982 01:10:22,584 --> 01:10:23,813 The girl didn't mean... - No, I've been hit. 983 01:10:23,885 --> 01:10:25,649 No, no, no. It's nothing serious. Just a little scratch. 984 01:10:25,721 --> 01:10:27,849 What happened? What happened? - What's going on? 985 01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:35,656 Well, I guess I told them! David, David! 986 01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:46,166 Are you all right? - Look, excuse me, lady, 987 01:10:46,241 --> 01:10:48,676 would you mind telling me what happened? - Oh, well, I... 988 01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:51,714 What's your name, lady? - My name is Mrs. Wilson. 989 01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:53,976 This is my husband, David Wilson. - David Wilson. 990 01:10:54,049 --> 01:10:56,348 Yes, and he's an FBI man. - FBI man? 991 01:10:56,518 --> 01:10:59,010 Fellows, looks like something big here on 46th Street. 992 01:10:59,087 --> 01:11:00,953 Give us control justas soon as possible. 993 01:11:01,022 --> 01:11:03,821 ...FBI man, and he was chasing spies, and I helped him. 994 01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:05,520 Excuse me, lady, I'll be right back. - Yes. 995 01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:08,291 You stay right here. Don't go. - Oh, dear. 996 01:11:17,038 --> 01:11:20,304 Ladies and gentlemen, once again we greet you with real-life drama. 997 01:11:20,375 --> 01:11:23,607 Tonight it's happening on 46th Street in New York City. 998 01:11:23,678 --> 01:11:26,204 City desk? Bendix here. I just fell into the darndest story. 999 01:11:26,281 --> 01:11:29,740 I was going by Wong's Chinese Restaurant, 46th Street, west of Broadway, 1000 01:11:29,818 --> 01:11:33,186 and a gun goes off, not 10 feet from me. Yes. Yeah, it hit somebody. 1001 01:11:33,255 --> 01:11:35,724 I don't who was hit, but take as much of the story as I got. 1002 01:11:35,791 --> 01:11:37,726 The woman who fired the gun is Mrs. David Wilson. 1003 01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:39,887 A reporter. - First she started with her husband. 1004 01:11:39,961 --> 01:11:41,293 She gets hysterical. - He's talking to a newspaper. 1005 01:11:41,363 --> 01:11:43,389 A reporter! - ...is an FBI man. 1006 01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:46,094 Say, excuse me, fellow, you can't print that, you know. 1007 01:11:46,168 --> 01:11:48,137 Get out of here! 1008 01:11:51,106 --> 01:11:55,043 I've had enough of you. Wait. Go on. Get away from me. 1009 01:11:55,177 --> 01:11:57,203 Hey, hey, buddy. 1010 01:12:00,115 --> 01:12:02,175 See that our participants are right here. 1011 01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:03,946 In just a moment we'll get our camera in here. 1012 01:12:04,019 --> 01:12:06,215 Can we have you, Don? - Please, just step aside. 1013 01:12:06,288 --> 01:12:08,120 Thank you very much. - We're on TV. 1014 01:12:08,190 --> 01:12:09,852 Room for the camera, please. 1015 01:12:11,793 --> 01:12:13,421 I don't know what... - What is the idea? 1016 01:12:13,528 --> 01:12:16,521 I'm just making a phone call. - Hey, you can't do that. Now, look. 1017 01:12:16,598 --> 01:12:18,499 Would you tell us just what happened? 1018 01:12:18,567 --> 01:12:20,729 Well, he came home at his usual time. 1019 01:12:22,003 --> 01:12:24,131 And my husband, David Wilson... That's him, right here. 1020 01:12:24,206 --> 01:12:25,640 Are you all right, darling? 1021 01:12:25,707 --> 01:12:28,700 Well, we were just sitting down for dinner. - Well, what does he do? 1022 01:12:29,044 --> 01:12:30,034 I'm sorry. 1023 01:12:30,111 --> 01:12:33,047 Oh, he's a chemistry... Assistant chemistry professor. 1024 01:12:33,114 --> 01:12:35,310 Aside being with the FBI, of course. - Oh, I see. 1025 01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:38,013 Besides being with the FBI. You told me that earlier. 1026 01:12:38,186 --> 01:12:40,985 Yes. Well, anyway, his best friend came in. That's Mike Haney. 1027 01:12:41,056 --> 01:12:44,083 Our best friend. Yes, our best friend. Not just his. He's my best friend, too. 1028 01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:45,650 And he's in the FBI. - Oh, I see. 1029 01:12:45,727 --> 01:12:47,320 Oh, yes. Absolutely. And he came home, 1030 01:12:47,395 --> 01:12:49,091 and they said they had to go on assignment. 1031 01:12:49,164 --> 01:12:51,861 They work in pairs, I see. - Oh, yes, 'cause it's very dangerous. 1032 01:12:51,933 --> 01:12:54,903 It sounds like an exciting story. Now, how did they happen to come... 1033 01:12:54,970 --> 01:12:56,495 This is the microphone. - Oh. 1034 01:12:56,571 --> 01:12:59,564 It's all right. It's very harmless. - Am I talking loud enough? 1035 01:12:59,641 --> 01:13:00,734 Yes, just right. 1036 01:13:00,809 --> 01:13:04,405 Mrs. Wilson, you mean that you didn't know that your husband was with the FBI? 1037 01:13:04,479 --> 01:13:08,177 We've been married five years, and I never had a suspicion he was an FBI agent. 1038 01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:10,014 I'm so proud of him. 1039 01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:13,412 Oh, honey, are you all right? - Fine. 1040 01:13:13,488 --> 01:13:16,424 Could you say something? We're on television. 1041 01:13:25,166 --> 01:13:27,726 Flash. FBI agents capture spies in Times Square. 1042 01:13:27,802 --> 01:13:30,033 Columbia chemistry professor is today's hero. 1043 01:13:30,105 --> 01:13:33,166 ...another hour of traffic. The gunshot of an embattled FBI agent 1044 01:13:33,241 --> 01:13:35,267 fighting an undetermined number of vicious foreign spies 1045 01:13:35,343 --> 01:13:37,744 brought traffic to a standstill in midtown New York tonight. 1046 01:13:37,812 --> 01:13:40,646 ...on 46th Street between FBI agents and... - Tomorrow's headlines today. 1047 01:13:40,715 --> 01:13:43,082 The midnight edition of the news. 1048 01:13:43,151 --> 01:13:47,384 Just a few short hours ago, a pistol shot off in Times Square 1049 01:13:47,455 --> 01:13:50,448 brought home to the American people a reminder, once again, 1050 01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:53,823 of the role played by our never slumbering FBI. 1051 01:13:53,929 --> 01:13:57,093 Shut it off. The same one they had at 11:00. 1052 01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:04,001 They're just a couple of kids, Bob. 1053 01:14:04,072 --> 01:14:08,237 We wouldn't wanna have it on our conscience we broke up their marriage. 1054 01:14:09,244 --> 01:14:11,873 Oh, we're both gonna get it good. 1055 01:14:13,581 --> 01:14:15,550 Read that last back, please. 1056 01:14:15,617 --> 01:14:21,318 "Hoping to spirit the principals away and avoid any undue publicity." 1057 01:14:22,590 --> 01:14:25,754 We drove Mr. And Mrs. Wilson to their apartment, 1058 01:14:26,561 --> 01:14:29,963 where they were cautioned against any additional statements to the press. 1059 01:14:30,632 --> 01:14:33,363 We've stationed a man outside their door. 1060 01:14:34,135 --> 01:14:37,936 The two Coogle women have no suspicion of their involvement, 1061 01:14:38,173 --> 01:14:42,167 thinking two other women must be the foreign agents mentioned. 1062 01:14:43,211 --> 01:14:46,113 They were taken home and put to bed. 1063 01:14:51,319 --> 01:14:54,687 Change that to "were permitted to go to sleep." 1064 01:14:57,625 --> 01:15:00,151 We have the other principal, Michael Haney, 1065 01:15:00,362 --> 01:15:03,560 the instigator and inventor of the impersonation, 1066 01:15:04,265 --> 01:15:06,359 in voluntary custody. 1067 01:15:08,036 --> 01:15:11,803 You admit it's voluntary? - Yes. Well, I'm voluntary. 1068 01:15:11,973 --> 01:15:14,374 I mean, it's voluntary. Yes, sir. 1069 01:15:14,442 --> 01:15:17,105 Have you got an extra bed in your apartment? 1070 01:15:19,814 --> 01:15:23,410 Yes, sir. - Have Gibson stick with him tonight. 1071 01:15:24,786 --> 01:15:27,483 You're to be back here at 10:00 tomorrow morning. 1072 01:15:27,555 --> 01:15:30,616 And your partner with you. - Yes, sir. 1073 01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:32,759 Excuse me. 1074 01:15:33,294 --> 01:15:34,785 Good night. - Good night. 1075 01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:37,397 Good night. 1076 01:15:40,802 --> 01:15:42,293 In conclusion, 1077 01:15:44,005 --> 01:15:48,500 may I point out it was a juxtaposition 1078 01:15:49,277 --> 01:15:51,337 of unfortunate circumstances. 1079 01:15:56,584 --> 01:15:57,643 Yes? 1080 01:15:57,719 --> 01:16:00,211 Mr. Parker of the Central Intelligence Agency. 1081 01:16:01,322 --> 01:16:03,791 Have him come in. That's all. 1082 01:16:04,526 --> 01:16:07,690 CIA. They couldn't know about it yet. 1083 01:16:09,230 --> 01:16:12,428 I don't think. We'll let him do all the talking. 1084 01:16:18,473 --> 01:16:21,307 Hello, Doyle. - Oh, hello, Parker. 1085 01:16:21,376 --> 01:16:24,710 The CIA is an Intelligence Agency just as much as you are. 1086 01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,481 Keeping scientists undercover at Columbia University 1087 01:16:27,549 --> 01:16:29,984 falls under our directive as much as it does yours. 1088 01:16:30,151 --> 01:16:33,849 You had no right to assume it by yourself. You should have let us in on it. 1089 01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:36,414 I wish it wasn't too late to let you in on it now. 1090 01:16:36,491 --> 01:16:38,289 Yeah. Talk is cheap. 1091 01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:41,897 You talk coordinating, but when it comes right down to it, you take all the bows. 1092 01:16:41,963 --> 01:16:45,422 We've intercepted a phone call, but you don't see me keeping it to myself. 1093 01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,992 I bring it over here. I cooperate. 1094 01:16:48,670 --> 01:16:51,538 Parker, I tell you all this just happened. It wasn't planned. 1095 01:16:51,606 --> 01:16:53,131 Yes, I'm sure. 1096 01:16:53,641 --> 01:16:56,372 We've had a wiretap on these two foreign agents for a long time. 1097 01:16:56,444 --> 01:16:59,073 They finally came through with a phone call half an hour ago. 1098 01:16:59,747 --> 01:17:02,216 Hello. - This is Belka speaking. 1099 01:17:02,450 --> 01:17:03,577 Yes, Belka? 1100 01:17:03,651 --> 01:17:04,880 Who were those two women of ours 1101 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,888 the FBI agent caught in that Chinese restaurant? 1102 01:17:06,955 --> 01:17:10,722 I don't know, Belka. They don't belong to my group. Not mine. 1103 01:17:10,792 --> 01:17:13,557 Whose are they? - I don't know. Not mine. 1104 01:17:13,761 --> 01:17:15,457 How did all this happen? 1105 01:17:15,530 --> 01:17:19,490 Oh, it was a juxtaposition of unfortunate circumstances. 1106 01:17:19,868 --> 01:17:21,894 How can I find out who handled this? 1107 01:17:21,970 --> 01:17:25,407 It'll take a few days. I have to check. It's not simple. 1108 01:17:25,473 --> 01:17:28,671 I can't wait a few days. I want those doctors' names now. 1109 01:17:28,743 --> 01:17:29,904 Do we know anything? 1110 01:17:29,978 --> 01:17:33,380 Only that an FBI man has the information in his head. 1111 01:17:33,448 --> 01:17:36,247 Yes, I read that in the newspapers. Now, come over to my apartment. 1112 01:17:36,317 --> 01:17:37,444 Now? 1113 01:17:37,519 --> 01:17:40,546 It may interest you to know they're quite concerned about this in Moscow. 1114 01:17:40,622 --> 01:17:42,523 Moscow? - Moscow? 1115 01:17:42,957 --> 01:17:44,391 Yes, Moscow! 1116 01:17:47,061 --> 01:17:48,529 The poor monkeys. 1117 01:17:48,596 --> 01:17:52,533 I've been worried about the cold war, but no more. We're not gonna lose. 1118 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:55,570 No. Tie, maybe. That's the worst we'll get. 1119 01:17:56,137 --> 01:17:58,368 What's the matter with you? What do you care what happens to them? 1120 01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:01,375 Today I've got sympathy for anybody in a jam. 1121 01:18:01,476 --> 01:18:03,877 Yeah, well, have some sympathy for me. You got me in a jam. 1122 01:18:03,945 --> 01:18:06,938 I'll tell you the truth, Doyle. This is a game two can play. 1123 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:09,678 I get a chance to give you the business, I'll gladly do it. 1124 01:18:09,751 --> 01:18:13,483 I'll be careful. - You can't always be careful. Or lucky. 1125 01:18:14,022 --> 01:18:15,684 My time will come. 1126 01:18:16,991 --> 01:18:20,223 He's pretty mad. - He won't be tomorrow. 1127 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:27,054 He'll have a real good time tomorrow. Probably get hysterical. 1128 01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:31,503 Oh, here. 1129 01:18:35,710 --> 01:18:37,906 Oh, keep them. I got a carton. 1130 01:18:45,585 --> 01:18:46,858 FBI UNDERCOVER MAN REVELED AS COLLEGE PROFESSOR 1131 01:18:48,810 --> 01:18:49,762 CHEMISTRY PROFESSR EXPOSES SPY RING 1132 01:18:49,797 --> 01:18:50,721 DARING PROFESSR UNCOVER SY APARATS Oh, no. 1133 01:18:57,232 --> 01:19:00,100 Good morning, darling. You know what I'm doing? 1134 01:19:00,168 --> 01:19:02,262 What? - Starting a scrapbook, 1135 01:19:02,337 --> 01:19:04,306 so we'll always have a record of our adventure. 1136 01:19:04,372 --> 01:19:05,806 Leave room for the ending. 1137 01:19:05,873 --> 01:19:08,240 Oh, there won't be enough in just one scrapbook. 1138 01:19:08,309 --> 01:19:11,768 Oh, which picture of me do you like better? 1139 01:19:16,551 --> 01:19:19,020 They're both nice. - I like this one. 1140 01:19:19,220 --> 01:19:23,453 I think I photograph better on my left side. Of course, Minna likes this one. 1141 01:19:23,524 --> 01:19:26,653 Minna. - Oh, I'm dying to call a hundred people, 1142 01:19:26,728 --> 01:19:28,287 but I haven't been able to use the phone. 1143 01:19:28,363 --> 01:19:30,730 I've only been able to get through to Minna and Mother. 1144 01:19:30,798 --> 01:19:32,130 Come on, I'll show you. 1145 01:19:37,071 --> 01:19:39,131 See? I'll answer this one. 1146 01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:42,777 Hello? Yes, this is Mrs. Wilson. 1147 01:19:43,778 --> 01:19:45,269 Oh, how do you do? 1148 01:19:45,380 --> 01:19:47,372 Well, we had to take the receiver off the hook, 1149 01:19:47,448 --> 01:19:51,909 there were so many strangers calling. I hope we didn't inconvenience you. 1150 01:19:52,620 --> 01:19:56,079 It's a man from the FBI Public Relations Department. 1151 01:19:56,424 --> 01:19:59,758 He wants to take pictures of you and Mike and me, too. 1152 01:19:59,827 --> 01:20:02,991 We're to be at the Empire State Building at 4:00. 1153 01:20:03,264 --> 01:20:05,130 Here's Mr. Wilson now. 1154 01:20:07,769 --> 01:20:10,432 Hello? - I'm going to have my picture taken. 1155 01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:11,768 Yes, sir. 1156 01:20:13,641 --> 01:20:14,734 Yes, sir. 1157 01:20:14,809 --> 01:20:16,641 Oh, should I wear my blue or my gray? 1158 01:20:16,711 --> 01:20:18,179 My blue because it photographs thinner. 1159 01:20:18,246 --> 01:20:19,509 Yes, sir. 1160 01:20:20,915 --> 01:20:22,406 Yes, sir. 1161 01:20:25,586 --> 01:20:29,887 Oh, darling, isn't it exciting? 4:00? I have time to get my hair done. 1162 01:20:57,385 --> 01:20:59,820 Celebrating, huh? I love you. 1163 01:21:00,488 --> 01:21:02,980 Honey, I have to have a new purse to go with my blue dress. 1164 01:21:03,057 --> 01:21:04,116 I just have to have it. 1165 01:21:04,192 --> 01:21:06,058 Well, I don't think so. - Oh, but I do. 1166 01:21:06,127 --> 01:21:09,427 The only blue purse I have is for evening, with beads. 1167 01:21:09,497 --> 01:21:11,796 Well, I don't think they're gonna photograph us. 1168 01:21:11,866 --> 01:21:13,129 Why not? 1169 01:21:14,035 --> 01:21:15,298 Why not? 1170 01:21:16,504 --> 01:21:18,837 Well, I think they'll call it off by then. 1171 01:21:18,906 --> 01:21:21,876 They will not. Why should they? 1172 01:21:22,877 --> 01:21:25,574 They're proud of you, and I'm proud of you. 1173 01:21:25,646 --> 01:21:28,172 Darling, I don't think this modesty is becoming in this instance. 1174 01:21:28,249 --> 01:21:29,774 I really don't. 1175 01:21:30,885 --> 01:21:34,447 Oh, Minna is dying of envy. She's green. 1176 01:21:34,856 --> 01:21:36,222 And you should have heard Mother. 1177 01:21:36,290 --> 01:21:39,283 She said, "I always knew there was something odd about him." 1178 01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:42,330 Oh, she wants us for dinner tonight. - Oh, I don't think so. 1179 01:21:42,397 --> 01:21:45,959 Be about 40 people. Buffet. And you are the main attraction. 1180 01:21:46,033 --> 01:21:47,023 Well, I don't really... 1181 01:21:47,101 --> 01:21:48,330 I didn't promise. I just said if we could. 1182 01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:49,427 Well, well, we can't. 1183 01:21:49,504 --> 01:21:50,597 You don't know how you're gonna feel tonight. 1184 01:21:50,671 --> 01:21:52,139 I know how I'm gonna feel. 1185 01:21:52,206 --> 01:21:55,370 How can you? - I know how I'm gonna feel, Ann. 1186 01:21:58,279 --> 01:22:01,340 I'm sorry. - What's the matter, honey? 1187 01:22:01,582 --> 01:22:05,144 There is something the matter. - Yes, there is something the matter. 1188 01:22:06,454 --> 01:22:08,855 Whatever is troubling you, I wish you'd tell me. 1189 01:22:09,323 --> 01:22:13,226 I'm your wife. I'd like to share your good as well as your bad. 1190 01:22:21,602 --> 01:22:23,400 I love you, Ann. 1191 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:27,534 And I love you, my darling. 1192 01:22:34,816 --> 01:22:39,686 Everything I've ever done has been motivated by my love for you. 1193 01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:46,857 Perhaps if I loved you less, you know, things could have turned out differently. 1194 01:22:46,928 --> 01:22:49,659 Tell me, sweetheart. Tell me everything. 1195 01:22:50,031 --> 01:22:51,226 Well... 1196 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:55,732 Oh, if Howard lets them ring, it's all right. - Oh, it is? Howard? 1197 01:22:55,803 --> 01:22:56,862 Homstock. 1198 01:22:56,938 --> 01:22:59,339 Well, good morning, Mike. 1199 01:23:01,909 --> 01:23:04,037 Morning. - Another cup of coffee, Howard? 1200 01:23:04,111 --> 01:23:05,374 No, thank you. 1201 01:23:05,446 --> 01:23:08,280 I'm Mrs. Wilson, if no one is going to introduce us. 1202 01:23:08,382 --> 01:23:10,214 I'm Paul Gibson. - How do you do? 1203 01:23:10,284 --> 01:23:12,344 Would you like some coffee? - No, thank you. 1204 01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:14,912 Well, anything you want, just ring. 1205 01:23:17,625 --> 01:23:20,891 Your FBI man is nice. Was he with you all night? 1206 01:23:21,395 --> 01:23:23,296 Honey, it's Paul Gibson. Don't you want to say hello? 1207 01:23:23,364 --> 01:23:25,959 No, I don't think so. - That doesn't seem very polite. 1208 01:23:26,033 --> 01:23:27,934 Well, he'll understand. 1209 01:23:28,069 --> 01:23:32,006 Well, I must say, you FBI men behave strangely to each other. 1210 01:23:32,907 --> 01:23:34,705 You look awful, Mike. 1211 01:23:35,176 --> 01:23:37,907 Well, I'm no hypocrite. That's how I feel. 1212 01:23:38,312 --> 01:23:40,281 Didn't you get any sleep? - No. 1213 01:23:40,848 --> 01:23:42,749 And neither did David. 1214 01:23:43,885 --> 01:23:46,980 They want us down at the FBI office at 10:00. 1215 01:23:47,555 --> 01:23:50,423 Darling, what were you going to tell me before Mike came in? 1216 01:23:50,491 --> 01:23:52,790 The thing that's troubling you. 1217 01:23:53,861 --> 01:23:55,261 You... We... 1218 01:23:56,831 --> 01:24:00,563 Oh, nothing. It was just a feeling I had. That's all. 1219 01:24:01,235 --> 01:24:04,797 That you're not in the FBI anymore? - Yes, that's it. 1220 01:24:05,873 --> 01:24:08,206 It's not your fault, sweetheart. Don't reproach yourself. 1221 01:24:08,276 --> 01:24:10,871 Mr. Powell told me last night in the Chinese restaurant 1222 01:24:10,945 --> 01:24:13,176 that you weren't going to be in the FBI anymore. 1223 01:24:13,848 --> 01:24:15,646 Is that what he said? 1224 01:24:15,750 --> 01:24:17,981 "You've done enough," he said. 1225 01:24:18,686 --> 01:24:21,155 So, you see? There's no need to worry or feel badly. 1226 01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:22,520 Yeah. 1227 01:24:22,723 --> 01:24:24,885 Excuse me. I'm going to go press my blue dress. 1228 01:24:45,079 --> 01:24:46,877 One thing's definite. 1229 01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:50,313 One thing's definite. 1230 01:24:50,384 --> 01:24:52,853 We're not gonna be in the same cell together. 1231 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:56,220 I don't even want to be in the same prison with you. 1232 01:24:57,058 --> 01:25:02,224 If we meet in the exercise yard and we come face to face, don't you talk to me. 1233 01:25:04,031 --> 01:25:05,897 Ed Sullivan called me. 1234 01:25:07,835 --> 01:25:12,205 He wants us on his program this Sunday. 1,500 bucks each. 1235 01:25:13,641 --> 01:25:16,634 All we have to do is take a bow and wave back. 1236 01:25:20,181 --> 01:25:22,878 Mike, how much trouble are we really in? 1237 01:25:23,084 --> 01:25:27,021 I mean legally? - I'm glad you asked that. 1238 01:25:27,521 --> 01:25:31,617 I was curious myself, so on the way over, I stopped off at the library. 1239 01:25:31,692 --> 01:25:34,093 I'm not clear on all the charges, 1240 01:25:34,228 --> 01:25:36,857 but just adding up the federal offenses, 1241 01:25:36,931 --> 01:25:40,698 felonies and over, time off for good behavior, 1242 01:25:42,036 --> 01:25:43,664 C.O.D., Sing Sing, 1243 01:25:44,839 --> 01:25:46,831 it comes to 180 years. 1244 01:25:50,144 --> 01:25:53,637 That sounds fair. That's 90 years apiece. 1245 01:25:53,714 --> 01:25:55,615 No. That's separately. 1246 01:25:58,919 --> 01:26:01,013 I thought it was a bargain. 1247 01:26:02,023 --> 01:26:05,983 I blame you for this. We're clear on that. It's all your fault. 1248 01:26:06,260 --> 01:26:08,923 Who was kissing that foreign exchange student? Me? 1249 01:26:09,196 --> 01:26:12,257 Whose harebrained idea was it to make me an FBI man? Me? 1250 01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:14,802 And we'd have been all right with that. That was fine. But no! 1251 01:26:14,869 --> 01:26:16,895 You had to mix me up with your Coogle sisters. 1252 01:26:16,971 --> 01:26:18,371 That's what did it. - That's what did it? 1253 01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:21,705 Yeah. - Your wife did it. Playing cops and robbers. 1254 01:26:22,443 --> 01:26:26,710 Listening to telephone conversations in ladies' rooms. 1255 01:26:26,947 --> 01:26:29,348 Shooting guns off on 46th Street. 1256 01:26:29,850 --> 01:26:33,685 Why that daffy buttinsky. They ought to put her the hell away. 1257 01:26:36,891 --> 01:26:41,022 I want you to dictate your version of what happened from the beginning, 1258 01:26:41,328 --> 01:26:43,763 and anything you say can be used against you. 1259 01:26:47,635 --> 01:26:49,627 Who's first? - Either one of you. 1260 01:27:06,487 --> 01:27:09,286 Testing. Testing. One, two... - That's not necessary. 1261 01:27:09,356 --> 01:27:10,449 Necessary. 1262 01:27:14,395 --> 01:27:16,864 I was sitting in my office, minding my own business, 1263 01:27:16,931 --> 01:27:19,526 when the phone rang. "Hello," I said. 1264 01:27:19,633 --> 01:27:22,899 "Mike, for heaven's sake, help me," somebody said. 1265 01:27:23,170 --> 01:27:25,036 "This is David?" "No, Mike." 1266 01:27:25,106 --> 01:27:27,735 "Mike, this is David." He said, "Who's..." - Hold it. Hold it. 1267 01:27:27,808 --> 01:27:28,935 Yes. 1268 01:27:29,009 --> 01:27:32,343 You don't have to go back that far. And leave out the dialogue. 1269 01:27:32,413 --> 01:27:35,542 Just describe why you did it. - Why I did it? 1270 01:27:35,649 --> 01:27:38,813 Why you told him to impersonate an FBI agent. 1271 01:27:39,353 --> 01:27:40,651 Yes, sir. 1272 01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:43,853 Testing. Testing, one, two... 1273 01:27:43,924 --> 01:27:45,950 Leave it alone! - Yes, sir. 1274 01:27:50,364 --> 01:27:52,833 Marriage to me is something sacred. 1275 01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:55,495 I have never heard the minister intone the sentence 1276 01:27:55,669 --> 01:27:59,162 "for whom God hath joined together let no man put asunder" 1277 01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:01,072 without silently saying amen. 1278 01:28:01,142 --> 01:28:04,579 In my humble opinion, I think that the divorce rates of this country... 1279 01:28:04,645 --> 01:28:05,738 Hold it. Hold it! - ...are the most... 1280 01:28:05,813 --> 01:28:09,181 I'm holding it. The most unfortunate... - Hold it! 1281 01:28:09,250 --> 01:28:12,846 All I want from you is a simple, straight account of what happened 1282 01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:15,287 without a sermon or addressing the jury. 1283 01:28:15,356 --> 01:28:17,291 You'll get that chance. 1284 01:28:20,761 --> 01:28:21,820 Yes? 1285 01:28:21,896 --> 01:28:24,058 Mr. Parker of the Central Intelligence Agency. 1286 01:28:24,465 --> 01:28:25,865 Send him in. 1287 01:28:28,302 --> 01:28:32,137 He would be the first to find out about it. He's come to crow. 1288 01:28:32,306 --> 01:28:36,243 One crack, and I'll hit him with that lamp. - Take it easy, Bob. 1289 01:28:37,178 --> 01:28:38,476 Here. 1290 01:28:38,746 --> 01:28:41,272 What's that? - Another Belka wiretap. 1291 01:28:41,448 --> 01:28:44,577 Belka? - We intercepted it at 9:15 this morning. 1292 01:28:47,154 --> 01:28:49,453 Like your picture in the paper? 1293 01:28:49,857 --> 01:28:52,088 It was a nice likeness, thank you. 1294 01:28:52,259 --> 01:28:53,352 Run it. 1295 01:28:53,427 --> 01:28:57,455 Hello. Yes, this is Mrs. Wilson. - My name's Harrison. 1296 01:28:57,565 --> 01:28:58,794 Hey, that's Ann. 1297 01:28:58,866 --> 01:29:00,835 I'm in the Public Relations Department of the FBI. 1298 01:29:00,901 --> 01:29:02,199 Oh, how do you do? 1299 01:29:02,269 --> 01:29:04,067 We've had the hardest time getting through to you. 1300 01:29:04,138 --> 01:29:05,265 That's my wife. 1301 01:29:05,339 --> 01:29:08,138 We had to take the receiver off the hook, there were so many strangers calling. 1302 01:29:08,209 --> 01:29:11,202 I hope we didn't inconvenience you. - Well, that's all right. 1303 01:29:11,278 --> 01:29:14,806 We'd like to take some photographs of you and your famous husband and Mr. Haney. 1304 01:29:14,882 --> 01:29:16,783 Now, would all of you come down to Room 1557... 1305 01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:19,514 Wait a minute. That's not anybody called Belka. 1306 01:29:19,587 --> 01:29:21,453 Would you mind letting us hear this? 1307 01:29:21,522 --> 01:29:24,151 It's a man from the FBI Public Relations Department. 1308 01:29:24,225 --> 01:29:26,592 You mean he's not an FBI man? 1309 01:29:26,660 --> 01:29:29,858 No, he's impersonating an FBI man. 1310 01:29:29,930 --> 01:29:32,365 I imagine you've heard of that before? 1311 01:29:32,466 --> 01:29:33,832 Here's Mr. Wilson now. 1312 01:29:35,169 --> 01:29:36,364 He wanted me to... 1313 01:29:36,437 --> 01:29:38,303 Hello? - Harrison here. 1314 01:29:38,372 --> 01:29:39,738 Don't think we ever met, Wilson. 1315 01:29:39,807 --> 01:29:41,935 That's me. - Have a teletype on you. 1316 01:29:42,009 --> 01:29:44,501 The Chief wants some photographs of you two boys and the missus. 1317 01:29:44,578 --> 01:29:46,171 Good publicity for the Bureau, you know. 1318 01:29:46,247 --> 01:29:50,241 Show up at 4:00 in Room 1557 of the Empire State Building. 1319 01:29:50,384 --> 01:29:51,852 It's a cover we use. 1320 01:29:51,919 --> 01:29:55,913 The door says Trans-Eastern Import and Export Company, but you walk right in. 1321 01:29:56,056 --> 01:29:58,287 Got it? 1557. 1322 01:29:58,359 --> 01:30:01,557 Empire State Building. Be on time, now. 1323 01:30:01,862 --> 01:30:03,160 Yes, sir. 1324 01:30:07,401 --> 01:30:10,303 They really want the names of those doctors. 1325 01:30:13,207 --> 01:30:15,836 From me? - Be quite a trick, won't it? 1326 01:30:16,310 --> 01:30:18,802 Well, they're not gonna get anything out of me. 1327 01:30:18,879 --> 01:30:22,145 Oh, I'd like to make a bet on that. I'll give odds. 1328 01:30:27,488 --> 01:30:30,287 You and Haney and Mrs. Wilson are going to keep that date 1329 01:30:30,357 --> 01:30:33,953 in Room 1557 in the Empire State Building. - Well, wait. Excuse me, 1330 01:30:34,028 --> 01:30:36,998 but what's gonna happen to my wife? - Don't you worry. 1331 01:30:37,064 --> 01:30:40,899 Nothing's gonna happen to her. We'll take every precaution. 1332 01:30:41,335 --> 01:30:43,930 Thank you. Can you tell me what's going to happen? 1333 01:30:44,004 --> 01:30:45,063 Just trust us. 1334 01:31:02,122 --> 01:31:05,286 Powell calling Doyle. Powell calling Doyle. Over. 1335 01:31:05,359 --> 01:31:07,225 Doyle here. Over. 1336 01:31:07,361 --> 01:31:11,696 Belka's still in front of the building. He's waiting for them, I guess. 1337 01:31:16,737 --> 01:31:19,571 Why is he waiting? - I don't know. 1338 01:31:20,341 --> 01:31:23,311 He said Room 1557, didn't he? 1339 01:31:24,244 --> 01:31:26,713 There's something funny. He should be up here. 1340 01:31:26,780 --> 01:31:27,873 Yeah. 1341 01:31:27,948 --> 01:31:29,610 Oh, here they come. 1342 01:31:44,031 --> 01:31:46,967 Belka stopped them. He's introducing himself. 1343 01:31:47,601 --> 01:31:50,298 Now he's shaking hands with Mr. Wilson. 1344 01:31:50,604 --> 01:31:53,369 Now he's shaking hands with Mrs. Wilson. 1345 01:31:55,609 --> 01:31:58,135 Now they're going into the building. 1346 01:32:02,850 --> 01:32:04,318 Ann, will you just... 1347 01:32:05,652 --> 01:32:07,518 Will you just stop it. 1348 01:32:12,393 --> 01:32:15,363 They're moving toward the main elevator area. 1349 01:32:23,470 --> 01:32:24,733 They're going toward the elevators. 1350 01:32:25,005 --> 01:32:28,533 Do you think afterwards we could go upstairs to the observatory? 1351 01:32:28,609 --> 01:32:30,271 Out of order. Next car, please. 1352 01:32:30,344 --> 01:32:32,472 This way, please. - Oh, but it's out of order. 1353 01:32:32,546 --> 01:32:35,277 Not at all. We insure secrecy. This is our own elevator. 1354 01:32:36,550 --> 01:32:37,882 Gentlemen. 1355 01:32:39,386 --> 01:32:40,786 Cigarettes. 1356 01:32:42,990 --> 01:32:45,960 Oh, how exciting. Oh, you FBI. 1357 01:32:50,364 --> 01:32:53,027 They went into an elevator under repair. - What? 1358 01:32:53,100 --> 01:32:55,228 Well, there was an out of order elevator with two workmen in it. 1359 01:32:55,302 --> 01:32:56,292 It was a plant. 1360 01:32:56,370 --> 01:32:58,862 They're not gonna let them out of that elevator. 1361 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,832 I am just tingly all over. 1362 01:33:02,543 --> 01:33:04,876 I thought that my blue hat was the best. That's why I wore it. 1363 01:33:04,945 --> 01:33:07,176 But my friend Minna, she thought the white hat was the best, 1364 01:33:07,247 --> 01:33:10,183 so I brought both, because he should know. The photographer, I mean. 1365 01:33:17,691 --> 01:33:21,526 Why did the elevator stop? - We will all keep very quiet. 1366 01:33:21,695 --> 01:33:24,290 If possible. - Why, that's a gun. 1367 01:33:24,398 --> 01:33:28,392 That's what it is, madam, and it shoots bullets. Not too loudly. 1368 01:33:28,902 --> 01:33:32,134 What's the matter with you? - They're not FBI men. 1369 01:33:32,206 --> 01:33:35,142 They're not? - That's right, madam. We are not. 1370 01:33:35,209 --> 01:33:36,575 Well, who are you? 1371 01:33:36,643 --> 01:33:38,407 I'm sure your husband can tell you. 1372 01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:40,311 David? What's going on? 1373 01:33:40,380 --> 01:33:41,746 They're foreign agents, Ann. 1374 01:33:42,316 --> 01:33:44,808 Chief, the elevator's stopped. - Where's the master switchboard? 1375 01:33:44,885 --> 01:33:46,683 Right around the corner. 1376 01:33:49,656 --> 01:33:52,023 Mike! Mike! Mike! 1377 01:33:54,161 --> 01:33:56,096 Hey, let go of my wife. 1378 01:34:05,672 --> 01:34:06,986 That was an amateur move. 1379 01:34:06,987 --> 01:34:09,404 For an FBI man, he isn't very well trained. 1380 01:34:09,543 --> 01:34:12,877 Yes. Fear for his wife overcame his training. 1381 01:34:13,213 --> 01:34:14,772 We may take advantage of that. 1382 01:34:14,848 --> 01:34:16,840 Well, it's possible you do know your job. 1383 01:34:16,917 --> 01:34:19,318 I know my job. Chloroform. 1384 01:34:25,359 --> 01:34:27,123 And this is mainly sodium pentothal 1385 01:34:27,194 --> 01:34:29,356 with approximately 10 minutes' effectiveness. 1386 01:34:29,630 --> 01:34:32,725 During that time he should reveal what he knows. 1387 01:34:41,041 --> 01:34:43,340 His will to resist is now lessened. 1388 01:34:43,410 --> 01:34:46,505 How much lessened is a matter of his character. 1389 01:34:46,713 --> 01:34:49,649 If he's strong-minded and loyal, it's slightly more difficult. 1390 01:34:49,783 --> 01:34:53,345 Well, he may be loyal, but he doesn't look strong-minded. 1391 01:34:53,620 --> 01:34:56,454 One can never tell. - Well, go on. Begin. 1392 01:34:58,992 --> 01:35:01,962 Hello. - Hello. 1393 01:35:02,529 --> 01:35:04,930 And what is your name, my friend? 1394 01:35:05,832 --> 01:35:08,461 My name is David Wilson. What's yours? 1395 01:35:09,536 --> 01:35:13,234 You don't care about my name. And what do you do, David? 1396 01:35:14,208 --> 01:35:17,645 I'm an assistant chemistry professor at Columbia University. 1397 01:35:17,711 --> 01:35:22,206 Yeah? And what else? There must be something else you do. 1398 01:35:22,816 --> 01:35:24,944 I'm in charge of admissions. 1399 01:35:25,886 --> 01:35:27,616 And what else? 1400 01:35:27,754 --> 01:35:32,055 What else do you do with your time? At night, for instance? 1401 01:35:33,794 --> 01:35:35,285 I go bowling. 1402 01:35:36,063 --> 01:35:38,555 It's a sport. - I know what bowling is. Go on. 1403 01:35:38,632 --> 01:35:43,036 He's blocking out his FBI identity. He may have more character than he looks. 1404 01:35:43,103 --> 01:35:45,072 Ask him the names of the doctors and scientists. 1405 01:35:45,138 --> 01:35:47,767 It's not wise to ask direct questions. - Ask him. 1406 01:35:50,711 --> 01:35:55,376 Let's play a little game, David. Do you like doctors? 1407 01:35:56,617 --> 01:35:59,052 Are there any doctors you dislike? 1408 01:36:03,390 --> 01:36:05,757 Dr. Eberstad. - Eberstad? 1409 01:36:05,826 --> 01:36:08,125 I think there's an Eberstad in radioactivity. 1410 01:36:08,428 --> 01:36:11,990 What is Dr. Eberstad doing? - No direct questions. 1411 01:36:18,038 --> 01:36:21,099 He's building a bridge. - A bridge? 1412 01:36:21,975 --> 01:36:24,376 Where is this bridge? Where will it be? 1413 01:36:26,546 --> 01:36:28,515 In my upper right molar. 1414 01:36:33,487 --> 01:36:35,353 May I? - Yes. Go ahead. 1415 01:36:35,422 --> 01:36:38,017 I'm going to induce fear. 1416 01:36:41,128 --> 01:36:43,097 David Wilson! - Yes, sir? 1417 01:36:43,163 --> 01:36:45,530 Do you love your wife? - Yes, sir. 1418 01:36:45,599 --> 01:36:48,364 You wouldn't want anything to happen to her, would you? 1419 01:36:48,435 --> 01:36:52,805 No, sir. - If you don't want any harm to befall her, 1420 01:36:53,140 --> 01:36:54,608 terrible harm, 1421 01:36:55,042 --> 01:36:58,877 tell us the names of those men working on the secret projects. 1422 01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:03,476 You're never going to see your wife again. - Oh, but I love her. 1423 01:37:03,550 --> 01:37:07,214 We're going to take you in a little boat far out to sea, 1424 01:37:07,387 --> 01:37:09,879 and then we'll transfer you to submarine, 1425 01:37:09,956 --> 01:37:14,860 and this submarine will go deep down where nobody can find it, 1426 01:37:14,995 --> 01:37:17,226 and it'll take you away. 1427 01:37:17,631 --> 01:37:19,930 A submarine? - A big submarine. 1428 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:23,937 And you'll never see your wife anymore. - Never? 1429 01:37:24,004 --> 01:37:25,370 Never. 1430 01:37:29,042 --> 01:37:30,305 Sentimental. 1431 01:37:30,844 --> 01:37:34,110 He's a difficult subject. So many different facets. 1432 01:37:35,649 --> 01:37:37,326 Contact's broken in the elevator. 1433 01:37:37,591 --> 01:37:40,512 Here, try to short it. Maybe that'll release it. 1434 01:37:44,624 --> 01:37:46,115 They're doing something. 1435 01:37:46,526 --> 01:37:50,429 What do you think they know? - That the elevator is out of order. That's all. 1436 01:37:50,597 --> 01:37:53,897 What is bad is that they might immobilize the circuit and we can't move it. 1437 01:37:53,967 --> 01:37:56,163 I suggest we go to the basement. - Well, why the basement? 1438 01:37:56,236 --> 01:37:58,296 Won't there be people there? - There are three basements. 1439 01:37:58,372 --> 01:38:00,898 The bottom level is just machinery. 1440 01:38:07,047 --> 01:38:09,209 What's the matter? - A shock. 1441 01:38:15,956 --> 01:38:18,323 Come on, David. - All right, Ann. 1442 01:38:29,403 --> 01:38:32,862 I'm sorry about what happened, Ann. It'll never happen again. 1443 01:38:33,540 --> 01:38:36,100 What is he talking about? - His wife. 1444 01:38:36,209 --> 01:38:37,768 He won't leave the subject. 1445 01:38:37,844 --> 01:38:40,837 And we haven't so much time before the pentothal wears off. 1446 01:38:40,981 --> 01:38:43,007 Well, can't you give him another dose? 1447 01:38:43,083 --> 01:38:44,881 No. Put him to sleep. 1448 01:38:46,353 --> 01:38:49,687 Come on, Wilson. Forget your wife. Forget her! 1449 01:38:50,190 --> 01:38:54,651 I'll never forget her as long as I live. - He's obsessed with the subject. 1450 01:38:55,262 --> 01:38:56,787 David. 1451 01:38:57,431 --> 01:38:58,956 Yes? 1452 01:38:59,032 --> 01:39:02,969 You'd do anything your wife asked you to, wouldn't you? 1453 01:39:04,070 --> 01:39:07,063 Anything. - She wants you to give us the names 1454 01:39:07,140 --> 01:39:09,803 of those men working on the secret projects. 1455 01:39:10,644 --> 01:39:11,907 She does? 1456 01:39:12,879 --> 01:39:14,507 Good. Good. 1457 01:39:17,784 --> 01:39:20,686 I can't do that. - Why can't you? Why not? 1458 01:39:20,754 --> 01:39:24,020 I just can't. Even if you tortured me with red-hot coals. 1459 01:39:24,090 --> 01:39:25,683 He's remarkable. 1460 01:39:26,293 --> 01:39:30,196 I have never seen a man conquer his subconscious so completely. 1461 01:39:30,297 --> 01:39:32,857 I am not interested in admiring him. 1462 01:39:37,871 --> 01:39:39,066 Go on. 1463 01:39:44,478 --> 01:39:46,811 You're a very pretty girl, Ann. 1464 01:39:47,214 --> 01:39:49,240 He thinks you're his wife. 1465 01:39:49,883 --> 01:39:51,545 Well, he's wrong. 1466 01:39:52,486 --> 01:39:55,388 Maybe if you'd let him kiss you a little. 1467 01:39:57,791 --> 01:39:59,851 You kiss him. - Sweetheart. 1468 01:40:00,660 --> 01:40:02,128 He likes you. 1469 01:40:04,564 --> 01:40:07,329 I'm the superior here. You kiss him. That's an order. 1470 01:40:11,238 --> 01:40:14,402 Oh, she's waking up. He won't talk. - And the pentothal is wearing off. 1471 01:40:14,474 --> 01:40:17,467 Can't we do anything else to him? - No. They'll investigate the elevator. 1472 01:40:17,544 --> 01:40:19,740 I suggest that we leave here. 1473 01:40:32,492 --> 01:40:34,085 Oh, Mike. 1474 01:40:34,461 --> 01:40:36,089 Mike! Mike! 1475 01:40:38,598 --> 01:40:42,000 David! David! Speak to me. 1476 01:40:42,068 --> 01:40:44,731 How you do, ma'am? - Are you all right? 1477 01:40:45,505 --> 01:40:49,033 What's the matter with you? They gave you something, didn't they? 1478 01:40:49,109 --> 01:40:51,271 Oh, my darling. Oh. 1479 01:40:53,113 --> 01:40:57,642 David, you didn't tell them the names of the secret scientists at Columbia University? 1480 01:40:57,751 --> 01:40:58,810 No. 1481 01:41:00,453 --> 01:41:04,288 Oh, I'm so proud of you. Now, come on, pull yourself together. 1482 01:41:04,357 --> 01:41:08,727 You'd better pull yourself together, because I'm going to jail for 180 years. 1483 01:41:08,795 --> 01:41:10,923 Will you wait for me? 1484 01:41:11,665 --> 01:41:13,497 Why would you be going to jail? 1485 01:41:13,567 --> 01:41:18,130 Because it's against the law to print fake FBI cards. 1486 01:41:19,706 --> 01:41:23,871 Fake FBI cards? - Fake FBI cards. 1487 01:41:29,449 --> 01:41:32,112 Where did you get that FBI card? 1488 01:41:34,120 --> 01:41:38,353 Mike had them printed up at CBS. That's where we got the gun, too. 1489 01:41:40,694 --> 01:41:42,925 Then you're not an FBI man? 1490 01:41:43,930 --> 01:41:45,626 Me? An FBI man? 1491 01:41:46,433 --> 01:41:49,426 I couldn't even be in the Eagle Scouts, you jackass! 1492 01:41:56,910 --> 01:42:00,142 Mr. Powell? Is he an FBI man? 1493 01:42:00,213 --> 01:42:04,548 Oh, yes. He's a real FBI man. Only Mike and I are fakes. 1494 01:42:13,026 --> 01:42:17,430 What about those two women you took to Lee Wong's restaurant? 1495 01:42:18,398 --> 01:42:20,299 Oh, they're real women. 1496 01:42:22,402 --> 01:42:25,839 Real women. And what do they do? 1497 01:42:27,307 --> 01:42:29,708 They sing and dance like rabbits. 1498 01:42:45,291 --> 01:42:48,659 Now, now. Life's easy. Take it easy. 1499 01:43:39,779 --> 01:43:41,441 It's a submarine. 1500 01:43:45,485 --> 01:43:49,923 Mike! Mike, buddy. Mike, wake up. Buddy, wake up. 1501 01:43:51,157 --> 01:43:53,285 Where are we? - Can you take it, boy? 1502 01:43:53,359 --> 01:43:55,487 Yes. - We're in a submarine. 1503 01:43:55,562 --> 01:43:58,157 We're in a submarine. Submarine! - Yeah. 1504 01:43:58,231 --> 01:44:01,531 Come on, those agents were smarter than we were. 1505 01:44:02,202 --> 01:44:04,262 What's gonna happen to us? - Who knows? 1506 01:44:04,337 --> 01:44:06,533 Where are they taking us? - Well, what does it matter? 1507 01:44:06,606 --> 01:44:10,270 Yeah, but... Holy mackerel! - Who knows what they've done with Ann. 1508 01:44:10,343 --> 01:44:13,040 Hey, look, I don't like to be tortured. 1509 01:44:14,514 --> 01:44:16,005 Let's sink it. 1510 01:44:16,216 --> 01:44:18,412 Sink it? - Yeah. Let's sink it. 1511 01:44:18,485 --> 01:44:22,013 Come on. What have we got to lose? - What's gonna happen to us? 1512 01:44:22,088 --> 01:44:25,650 What's gonna happen to us anyway? It's six of one and half a dozen of another. 1513 01:44:25,759 --> 01:44:27,523 What does it matter? 1514 01:44:27,861 --> 01:44:29,727 I don't know. I... - Why not? Why not? 1515 01:44:29,796 --> 01:44:32,891 Well, I got a CBS contract, my payments on the Thunderbird. 1516 01:44:32,966 --> 01:44:35,094 I got a girl tomorrow... - Mike. Mike. 1517 01:44:35,268 --> 01:44:37,294 We're not gonna stand here and take this, are we? 1518 01:44:37,370 --> 01:44:38,770 Yes, yes. - No, no. 1519 01:44:38,838 --> 01:44:40,033 Yes. No? - No. 1520 01:44:40,106 --> 01:44:41,870 No. - Let's get back at them. 1521 01:44:41,941 --> 01:44:43,876 Let's at least cost them something. 1522 01:44:44,511 --> 01:44:46,704 Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. 1523 01:44:46,780 --> 01:44:48,544 Yeah. - They're never gonna use this submarine. 1524 01:44:48,615 --> 01:44:51,016 No. Bless you, Mike. - Let's sink it, Captain. 1525 01:45:13,706 --> 01:45:15,265 Come on. Let's go. 1526 01:45:15,341 --> 01:45:18,903 Hey, I'm getting out of here. - No, no, no, no. We're gonna sink it. 1527 01:45:18,978 --> 01:45:21,174 Here's one. I'm gonna check it. 1528 01:45:35,695 --> 01:45:36,908 There's another one. 1529 01:45:36,943 --> 01:45:38,682 Good. You turn it. - No, you turn it. 1530 01:45:42,368 --> 01:45:44,506 I'm gonna drive. I'll drive. - You can drive. 1531 01:46:26,412 --> 01:46:27,903 Goodbye, Mike. 1532 01:46:43,801 --> 01:46:49,794 # O beautiful for spacious skies, 1533 01:46:50,257 --> 01:46:54,856 # For amber waves of grain, 1534 01:46:55,465 --> 01:47:00,018 # For purple mountain majesties 1535 01:47:00,577 --> 01:47:04,852 # Above the fruited plain! 1536 01:47:06,658 --> 01:47:10,418 # America! America! 1537 01:47:11,089 --> 01:47:12,515 # God... Aaaaa!!!! 1538 01:47:12,892 --> 01:47:16,226 We're freezing up here. This office is below zero. 1539 01:47:18,898 --> 01:47:21,766 There's a fire! 1540 01:47:21,935 --> 01:47:25,497 McCarthy, the even-number floors are boiling over, 1541 01:47:25,772 --> 01:47:28,037 and the odd ones are freezing. 1542 01:47:28,207 --> 01:47:30,802 Hello. Yes, I know all about it. 1543 01:47:35,864 --> 01:47:39,828 # O beautiful for pilgrim feet, 1544 01:47:40,404 --> 01:47:44,742 # Whose stern, impassioned stress 1545 01:47:45,758 --> 01:47:48,523 Hello? Yes, I know there's something wrong. 1546 01:47:50,604 --> 01:47:53,061 # Above the fruited plain! 1547 01:47:53,680 --> 01:47:57,456 # America! America! 1548 01:47:57,937 --> 01:47:59,132 David! 1549 01:48:04,310 --> 01:48:05,676 Hey, David! 1550 01:48:10,893 --> 01:48:14,495 # America! America! 1551 01:48:15,368 --> 01:48:18,801 # God shed His grace on thee 1552 01:48:19,527 --> 01:48:23,762 # And crown thy good with brotherhood 1553 01:48:24,392 --> 01:48:27,809 # From sea to shining sea! 1554 01:48:36,476 --> 01:48:39,378 You're standing atop the tallest building in the world. 1555 01:48:39,445 --> 01:48:42,270 Visibility is 25 miles. 1556 01:48:50,323 --> 01:48:51,951 I think they're trying to get to us. 1557 01:48:52,025 --> 01:48:54,529 They won't use this submarine. 1558 01:48:54,694 --> 01:48:56,287 Okay. - Let's go. 1559 01:48:57,063 --> 01:49:01,041 Open it up. Open it up, you idiot. You'll kill everyone. 1560 01:49:01,968 --> 01:49:05,593 How do you like that? Yeah. Go ahead. 1561 01:49:05,628 --> 01:49:09,817 Die like rats in a trap, you swine! You murderers! - Yeah! 1562 01:49:11,836 --> 01:49:14,924 # America! America! 1563 01:49:15,957 --> 01:49:20,310 # God shed His grace on thee 1564 01:49:24,824 --> 01:49:28,283 Where are we? - Aren't we in a submarine? 1565 01:49:28,895 --> 01:49:31,797 You're in the basement of the Empire State Building, 1566 01:49:31,898 --> 01:49:33,867 and you've just about ruined it. 1567 01:49:33,966 --> 01:49:35,229 Basement? 1568 01:49:38,771 --> 01:49:41,570 Bottom of the Empire State Building. The basement. 1569 01:49:41,641 --> 01:49:45,578 "Yeah, Mike. Mike. Mike, let's sink it." "Aye, aye, Captain." 1570 01:49:45,778 --> 01:49:48,338 I ought to hit you from here. From here. A little shot. 1571 01:49:48,414 --> 01:49:50,110 Let's see where we caught the spies. 1572 01:49:50,183 --> 01:49:52,743 They're swimming around in the bottom of the elevator shaft. 1573 01:49:57,523 --> 01:49:58,718 Thanks. 1574 01:50:04,564 --> 01:50:08,160 I'm... I'm... I'm sorry, Mike. - It's all right. It's all right, David. 1575 01:50:14,907 --> 01:50:18,344 "Let's sink it. Yeah, let's sink it. Sink it. Yeah, let's sink it." 1576 01:50:19,545 --> 01:50:21,173 Where's my wife? 1577 01:50:21,681 --> 01:50:24,082 They gave you something. You talked. 1578 01:50:24,150 --> 01:50:28,340 She knows everything. - Everything? 1579 01:50:30,123 --> 01:50:34,448 Well, at least they didn't get the names of those secret scientists out of you. 1580 01:50:34,483 --> 01:50:36,149 You can feel happy about that. 1581 01:50:36,462 --> 01:50:38,391 I'll never be happy again. 1582 01:50:38,664 --> 01:50:40,576 Now, now. 1583 01:50:42,301 --> 01:50:43,792 Ann hates me. 1584 01:50:44,137 --> 01:50:45,298 I don't know about that. 1585 01:50:45,371 --> 01:50:47,704 When she heard you were down here turning on those steam taps, 1586 01:50:47,773 --> 01:50:49,366 she got real excited. 1587 01:50:49,442 --> 01:50:51,934 And when Doyle said you might be scalded to death, 1588 01:50:52,612 --> 01:50:54,604 she screamed pretty loud. 1589 01:50:55,248 --> 01:50:59,066 She did? - Got hysterical for a while. 1590 01:51:01,954 --> 01:51:03,855 She's got a soft heart. 1591 01:51:05,892 --> 01:51:11,338 But she's not forgiving. That's not one of her qualities. 1592 01:51:12,064 --> 01:51:16,229 She... has got... other qualities? 1593 01:51:16,369 --> 01:51:18,668 Oh, yes she has. - Does she really? 1594 01:51:18,738 --> 01:51:21,999 She has. - Well, like what, for instance? 1595 01:51:23,042 --> 01:51:25,068 She has one great quality. 1596 01:51:26,913 --> 01:51:29,815 Every girl should have it. I know that now. 1597 01:51:30,650 --> 01:51:32,551 She's insanely jealous. 1598 01:51:34,420 --> 01:51:37,083 That's a wonderful quality in a woman. 1599 01:51:37,490 --> 01:51:40,426 I couldn't love a girl who wasn't like that, 1600 01:51:40,860 --> 01:51:45,730 because if she's extra-jealous, you know what that means? 1601 01:51:48,034 --> 01:51:50,230 It means she's extra-in-love. 1602 01:51:52,939 --> 01:51:55,374 Oh, I wish I had my girl back now. 1603 01:51:57,977 --> 01:52:00,606 I wouldn't let another foreign exchange student kiss me 1604 01:52:00,680 --> 01:52:02,649 if her life depended on it. 1605 01:52:03,583 --> 01:52:06,109 I'd wear blinders. I'd grow a beard. 1606 01:52:07,320 --> 01:52:08,481 I'd... 1607 01:52:09,288 --> 01:52:10,654 Ann. 1608 01:52:14,961 --> 01:52:16,122 Ann. 1609 01:52:33,913 --> 01:52:35,211 Ann, I'm... 1610 01:52:37,650 --> 01:52:39,676 Come on home, my darling.135361

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