All language subtitles for The Flying Nun s02e17 Great Casino Robbery 2.eng

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[Jacqueline] This is
the Convent San Tanco.

Soon to be known as
the Convent San Quentin.

It all started last week
with the arrival

of Sister Bertrille's
Uncle Reggie.

A man
with a rather shady past

and a not too sunny future.

Uncle Reggie
had come to work

at Casino Carlos
as a pit boss.

He was a man
of great imagination

and one of the ideas
he gave Carlos

was a glass-enclosed
counting room.

He also inadvertently gave
these two characters ideas

to steal the money.

How, was an elaborate plot.

Reverend Mother,
there's a Sister Mary Grace

here to see you.

Well, to make
a long story short...

Carlos' Casino
was robbed of every cent,

and Uncle Reggie
was the prime suspect.

Except Uncle Reggie
had disappeared.

Uncle Reggie!

Uncle Reggie!

And now Part II
of "The Great Casino Robbery."

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[Bertrille] At exactly 2:35,
we got into the station wagon.

At exactly 3:03,
we arrived at the convent.

At exactly 3:04,

we were all fast asleep.
Then...

Just one moment, please.
Ahem.

Now we have 2:35,
3:03 and 3:04.

Is that correct? Right.

Five and three is eight,
four is twelve.

What are you doing?

Uh, I'm seeing
if everything adds up.

[Carlos] To what?

To 842.

Now, if you will permit me
to reconstruct the crime,

from the moment
the nuns left the casino,

the thief...
Alleged thief.

The alleged nuns
left the casino,

the alleged thief
proceeded to...

Captain, we know
what he proceeded to do.

Sister Bertrille,
this morning I checked

your uncle's references
in Las Vegas.

He never managed the casino.

He was a doorman.

Doorman?

Oh, poor Uncle Reggie.

Poor Uncle Reggie?

Poor Uncle Reggie's
not poor anymore.

Do you know how much money
was in my counting room?

About 50 000 dollars worth.

49 500
and some odd dollars.

And no change.

Where is he hiding?

Captain Fomento,
can't you see

that she was taken in
by him as much as I was?

That's right. I mean, no,
that's not right.

I mean, all you have
is circumstantial evidence.

Sure, it was his idea
to look for the rare coins,

you gave him
the combination to the room,

and he's disappeared.
Does that mean he's a thief?

Sure!

[Reggie] May I speak
to Sister Bertrille, please?

[speaking Spanish]

Uh...

Yes. Just a moment.

It's for you,
Sister Bertrille.

Thank you, Reverend Mother.
Hello?

Hello, Sister.

Do you know
to who you are talking?

No, I'm afraid not.

I am a distant relative
of yours.

How distant?

Three miles south
on the San Raphael Road.

At the Rodriguez farm.
I'll be in the barn.

Right. Well,
be of good cheer, señor.

Yes. Right away. Goodbye.

It was one of our parishioners,
Reverend Mother.

He's in need
of some comforting,

and I know it's late,

but I should go
and see what I can do.

Yes, yes. Of course.

Do we have enough gas
in the station wagon?

Well, if it's all right
with you, I'd rather fly.

It might cheer me up a bit.

Yes, you go right ahead.

And, Sister Bertrille,

give our best
to Uncle Reggie.

[chicken clucking]

[Reggie] Psst!

Now that's what
I call a disguise.

Did anybody follow you?

No, just a seagull
and a few hawks.

Then you...

Yeah, never mind
how I got here.

If you'd just let me
put you in the circus,

we wouldn't be
in the mess we're in now.

May I remind you
that you are

the only one
of us who's in trouble?

Then I was right.

Everyone thinks
I'm guilty, even you.

If not, then what're
you doing here?

Rehearsing
for a 4-H show?

[Reggie] So help me,

I didn't take that money.

Then why
did you cut out?

Elsie, I've been
indicted six times.

Yes,
but every single time

the charges were dropped.
Right?

Exactly. That's right.

But I can't risk another
miscarriage of justice.

The law of averages
are against me.

[Fomento] Hands up!

I got you covered.

[Fomento chuckles]

Up. Up.
Up with the hands.

Okay.

I knew
he looked suspicious

when I saw him
sneaking into the barn.

You will get your share
of the reward,

señorRodriguez,
I promise you.

Reginald Overton Perkins,

you are under...
Wait a minute, Captain.

I'm gonna give myself up
of my own free will.

...arrest.
He beat you to it.

That's pretty sneaky
of you, you know.

Put your hand down here.

And you, too.

Sister Bertrille, alias,
whatever it may be,

I'm arresting you
as an accessory...

Alleged.

You're going
to drive me crazy.

And that's
the whole story, Carlos.

When I left the casino
last night and locked up,

I didn't have any money
except my day's pay.

Whoever stole that money
came in after I left.

SeñorReggie,
you are free to go

or free to go
wherever you wish.

A word of warning.
Don't leave the town.

Well, I understand.

There, you see, Elsie?

You wonder why
an innocent man always runs?

Why don't you go out,
look for the real crooks

instead of torturing
poor Uncle Reggie?

I assure you,
Sister Bertrille,

and you, señor,that
whoever took the money

will not
leave the island.

Because I have
the airport, harbor,

freeways, byways,
police station,

but everything, everything
is being watched.

So, in other words,
the crooks don't dare

make a move
until they think it's safe?

Exactly.

So why don't you
make them think it is?

Oh, what are you
talking about?

Captain Fomento,
I demand you arrest

Uncle Reggie for the robbery
of the casino.

Sister Mary Grace, please.

Thank you. Hello.

Hi. Did you read
the afternoon paper?

Joy to the world.

Yeah.
I couldn't have found

a better pigeon
if I framed him myself.

May fortune follow us
the rest of the way.

I think it's safe
to blow this town now.

There's a 10:30 flight
leaving for Rio.

Oh, bless you, Cousin.

Say your goodbyes
and meet me at the airport.

Amen.

I'm sorry that I have
to leave sooner than I planned.

Well, it was a pleasure
having you visit with us.

Are you sure you're
well enough to travel?

Oh, I'll, uh, I'll call
on inner strength.

Now you be sure and watch
for those BUs, Sister.

We won't look for the BUs
till we find the C-R-O-O-K.

But they did find him.

Oh, and I'm sorry
he turned out

to be your uncle,
Sister Bertrille.

Oh, no.
My uncle didn't do it.

Of course not.

You just keep
believing that, dear.

No, it's true.

That newspaper story
was just a ploy.

You know, a trick.

A trick?

Yes, it was
Sister Bertrille's idea.

Yes, to flush out
the real crooks, you see?

When they think
the coast is clear,

then they'll cut out
with the money.

Very ingenious.

Well, it's not
exactly honest,

but you have
to fight fire with fire.

Yeah.

Here you are.

Bye.
Goodbye.

Thank you.

MAN [on pa system]
All passengers holding space on VRA Flight 47 to New York

may now board at Gate 6.

That's VRA Flight 47
now boarding at Gate 6.

Well, we seem to be
a little early.

Maybe I'll get myself
something to read.

I'll get it for you.
What would you like?

Oh. Uh, anything,
anything

of religious nature,
that is.

You're late.

Bruce, we can't go.

Relax, baby.
Don't lose your nerve now.

Come on.

MAN [on pa system]
Mr. R.H. Rempson,

please go
to a VRA courtesy phone.

There you are.
The closest thing

I could get
to anything religious

is the Christmas issue
of Popular Mechanics.

[sighing]
What's the matter?

Oh...

Is your malaria
acting up again?

Yes, I'm afraid so.

I think I should go back
to the convent

for a few more days.

Do you- Do you think
they'd mind?

Mind? Us?

Then, when I looked up
from the magazine stand,

they were kissing.

Well, maybe she's just
the affectionate type.

Or maybe
he was a smasher.

Masher.
And he was not.

I could tell that
they knew each other.

That's certainly very strange
behavior for a Sister.

Yes, if she is a Sister.
And come to think of it,

we never received
that letter

from the bishop
in Africa, did we?

That's true.
Maybe it was intercepted

by a hostile tribe
of stamp collectors.

Talking about collectors,

don't you think
it's a coincidence

that on the very night
we decide to go

to Carlos' counting room,

she turns out
to be a num... a num...

A numismatist.
A numismatist.

She is? You mean
she's not even Catholic?

That was a delicious lunch,
Sister Sixto.

Mmm-hmm.
Thank you very much.

[Bertrille] Talking about lunch,

did you ever run into
any cannibals,

Sister Mary Grace?

Oh! Heavens, no.

All of our natives
were vegetarians.

By the way,

what language
do they speak in Uganda?

Oh...

Why, the native language,
of course.

Swahili, right?

Right.

Sister, do you miss Africa
very much?

Oh, I wish I were there
right now.

Well...

We have a very nice surprise
for you, Sister Mary Grace.

Uh, something to, um,
cure a case of homesickness.

Sister Bertrille.

You see, yesterday afternoon
I went to the library

and I got a book
on Swahili folk songs.

[singing and playing]

Do you recognize it?

Yes, it's a...

It's a very famous folksong
popular in that region.

What does it mean?

Oh, it means, uh...

You see there's...

It's- It's about, uh...

It's about this warrior

who's captured
by the enemy tribe

and he's forced to marry
the chieftain's only...

Daughter?
Daughter.

And, his sweetheart

is left in his own village
very, very, uh...

Heartbroken.
Heartbroken. Yes.

Why don't you join me
in an encore?

[playing]

Oh.

Oh, please. Please.
Please.

Well, I'd love to
but I'm afraid that I'm

getting another one
of my headaches.

I think it is time
to call the authorities.

San Juan Weather Bureau?

You've got
the right number.

The prediction
is for fair and sunny.

Yeah, well not around here.
I think I've blown it.

[Bruce] What?

He who is with sin
is about to be stoned.

Then we've got to move.
How?

By boat. I'm making
arrangements for one now.

And when do we cross
the River Jordan?

I'll pick you up
outside the convent gates

at 7:30 sharp.
Now be there.

Yeah.

So, if Sister Mary Grace

is pretending to be
a coin expert,

is it not very possible,
in fact very probable,

that her partner
is the coin expert

you met at the bar?
Carlos, if this girl

doesn't become
the first lady bishop,

the Church is gonna
have to answer to me.

If I get my money back,

she'll have my vote, too.

We do not have
a moment to lose.

Where is
this so-called Sister?

You point her out to me...
Captain.

Yes?
Don't you think

you're being
a little bit premature?

I see what you mean.

I shall alert the TV
and the newspapers

so that they can
witness the arrest, huh?

Brilliant. Very good thinking,
Sister Bertrille.

Very brilliant...
Capitán,please,

I don't think that's
what she has in mind.

No?
No. If you arrest

the Sister now,
then her partner

will cut out
with the money.

Fortunately, as usual,
I have the answer.

We will keep our eye
on this so-called Sister,

so instead,
she will undoubtedly

lead us to
her partner in crime.

Oh.

I'm sorry. I thought
I left my prayer book...

Excuse me.

And where are you going?
To follow her.

May I remind you,
Sister Bertrille,

that only I give orders
around here?

Follow her.

[car engine starting]

I still say you could
have bluffed it through.

How?

They didn't teach Swahili
at Allentown High.

[creaking]

Are you sure
nobody saw you leave?

Of course I'm sure.
What do you take me for?

[Faye] Get me some shoes.
[Bruce] Yeah.

Leave out that scarf, too.

Now where'd you
get the boat, anyway?

[chuckling]
You'll never guess.

Well, I'm not
going to try. Where?

I bought it
from Carlos Ramirez.

[Faye] Oh, you're crazy.

Well, I thought
it was kind of cute.

[both laughing]

[thudding]

Who is that?

[grunts]

[car engine starting]

What do we do now?
We walk.

How far is it to the boat?
About a mile.

A mile?
Well, how long do you think

it'll be before she
comes back with the troops?

Start walking.

[inaudible]

I knocked over this flower pot
and I was so terrified.

And they came running
out of the house after me.

Well, what did you do?

Well, what any girl
would do. I flew.

Do you think
they'll catch them?

Depends on how fast
the crooks can walk.

Or run. How far were
they from the boat?

About a mile. But they
got a big head start.

Oh, but it's over
five miles from here.

What am I doing
standing here?

You're going to fly?

You're right.
Here I go.

Here. Watch yourself.

Oh. Oh, we made it.

Yeah, well, no time
to rest now.

Come on, help me
with these ropes.

Oh, no.

Hey.

Did you
just drop these?

Rosary beads.
Are you kidding?

I believe they're mine.

You're welcome
to use them if you like,

to pray for your salvation
which I highly recommend.

Wait a minute.
Just how did you get here?

It doesn't matter.
Sister, look,

I may be as pious
as the next man, but...

It's bad luck
to kill a nun.

Yeah, for the nun,
it is.

Now, that's not
a very pious remark.

Sister, I promise you
a good Christian burial at sea.

No, Bruce, no.
[gun firing]

You jerk!

I tripped
and it went off.

Where is she?
Did she go over?

Maybe.
Look for her.

[Bruce] Where is she?

She must
have fallen overboard.

Well, I didn't hear a splash.
Well, she didn't fly away!

Bruce.
What?

Look.

Uh... Uh...

You killed her.

Well, I didn't mean to.
Can you pray?

The only thing I know is
"Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep."

[police siren wailing]
Let's have it.

Now I lay me down to sleep...

[Fomento] Drop your gun.

It was an accident.

I want to warn you,

you will not get away
with this,

with this plea
of accidental robbery.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

[Fomento] How did you get here
before us?

Sister Bertrille,
I got the money.

Well, I-I took a shortcut.

It's a miracle.
She's alive. Look.

She's all right.

She's all right?
She's the best.

Do you have to go,
Uncle Reggie?

Oh, I figure I'd better
not press my luck.

You know, this is
the first time in all my life

that I've ever left a job

with legitimate references
in my pocket.

Besides, Tangiers will be
lovely this time of the year.

Elsie, my dear,

would you do me one favor
before I go?

Depends.

Would you...

That's silly.

Please, just once.

Let's say
it's a going-away present.

Well, okay. Just once.

Was I lying?

1500 dollars a week.
Top billing. Center ring.

[Reggie] Did you hear that, Elsie?

I heard,
and the answer is no.

Well, I tried.

Goodbye, Mr. Barnum.

My best to Mr. Bailey.

♪♪

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