All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S03E04 - Fire (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

(male narrator)
In 1972,
a crack commando unit...

was sent to prison
by a military court...

for a crime
they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped...

from a maximum-security
stockade...

to the Los Angeles
underground.

Today, still wanted
by the government...

they survive
as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...

and if you can find them...

maybe you can hire
the A-Team.

[gun firing]

[alarm bells ringing]

[buzzing]

[engine starting]

[siren wailing]

[horn blowing]

[siren wailing]

Here they come,
right on schedule.

And look at that,
a police escort.

Today is the end.

I want that contract.

There's a fire up the road.
Get these vehicles
out of the way.

Fire?
Where, where's the fire?

I didn't see a fire.
Did you guys see
a fire anywhere here?

(Palin)
No, it must be that
old abandoned warehouse...

down by the junction.

Yeah, it's a real tinderbox,
I hear.

Gee, that's a terrible shame.

You know, that's probably
gonna be burned to the ground
before you even get there.

Okay. So it's an
abandoned warehouse.

What about tomorrow when
it's a house full of kids?
You gonna stop us then?

That, my friend,
is up to the pretty lady.

Look, Kelsey,
you either get out of the way
or we're going through you.

Hey, I want to give you
a little advice, baby.

Fighting fires can be
very, very dangerous.

You might even end up
in a hospital.

Whoever heard of
a lady fire chief,
anyhow?

[Palin laughing]

We're going through them.

Your operation is history.

Mr. Smith?

(Hannibal)
I see you followed
the instructions...

Mr. Lee gave you,
Miss Sanders.

Hannibal Smith,
at your service.

I don't believe this.
I'm standing here
talking to a six foot candle.

[footsteps approaching]

Miss, if you're thinking
about hiring the A-Team,
I'm afraid you're out of luck.

I'm Colonel Briggs,
United States Army, and
the men you're looking for...

are federal fugitives
wanted by the military.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

[clanking]

(Briggs)
I know you're in here, Smith.

Hey, Smith...

you played out
your last tricks
on Lynch and Decker.

[thudding]

I don't believe
this is happening.

He's not here, sir.

I thought you said
somebody saw Smith
come in here, Captain.

Move it out.

Colonel Briggs?

A new face on the block
is always a welcome change.

You just found The A-Team,
Miss Sanders.

If you'll follow me,
I have some friends
waiting in the back.

Come on.

Well, we were right.

Decker's been replaced.

Somebody else has got
a shot at our golden gooses.

Or golden turkeys.
That's nice.

No, you don't.

I've got this gig until noon,
and I've got three more heads
to finish.

Including yours.

You know, old chap,
we're getting a bit
cramped here. Rather.

A lack of head room,
you know?

What, what, what?

What's the matter, Murdock,
you don't like the company?

I hate to interrupt an artist,
but the M.P.'s just came out
of the next room...

led by Decker's replacement,
a Colonel Briggs.

Great!

Just when I start
enjoying my work...

they show up
and ruin everything.

Captain, check the alley.
Thank you, Colonel.

Would someone mind telling me
what's going on here?

First, it's the guy
in the Chinese laundry...

then it's the fisherman
on the pier, and now
it's the headless horseman.

I don't think this is exactly
what I had in mind.

Well, welcome to the
10:00 matinee.

There are a lot of people
out there looking for us,
Miss Sanders.

Some of them need our help...

but some of them
are the military...

who want to throw us
in the slammer
and throw away the key.

Now,
we can't be too careful.

If you want to talk, fine.

If you don't,
I'm sure you can
find your way out.

I need your help.

Now, according to Mr. Lee,
you're about to lose...

a fire contract with a town
called Haleyville...

because of a guy
named Kelsey.

Yeah, Roy Kelsey.

He manages
Tri-State Fire Prevention.

They contract out their
services to a number of
smaller towns and cities...

who can't afford to maintain
their own fire departments.

Have fire engine,
will travel.

Kelsey came to see me
about a month ago.

He offered to buy out
my contract.

He even offered to pay me
more than the contract
was worth.

And when you
didn't accept his offer,
you hit a streak of luck.

All of it bad.

Right.

Already half of my men
have been scared off.

And Tri-State has managed
to delay our response time
on our last three times out.

Why does this guy Kelsey
want this fire contract
so badly?

I don't know.
Then--

You're wondering why
I didn't take the money
and walk away with the profit.

Exactly.

It cost me a lot
to build up a hard-working,
professional fire company.

My men and I are willing
to lay it on the line
every time out.

Now, Tri-State may be bigger
and they may have
newer equipment...

but I doubt
that they're very big
in the dedication department.

How did you get into this line
of work, Miss Sanders?

You mean, what's
a nice girl like me doing
running a fire department?

You heard that one before?
Yeah.

And usually from men.

You don't think a woman
can do the job, do you, Smith?

I didn't say that.

Colonel, we got bogies
coming in low and sideways.

Tell B.A. to get
that van ready. Come on.

Come on, Van Gogh.

Halt or I'll open fire!

Go!

[tires squealing]

Man, this guy's
worse than Decker.

(Hannibal)
It's gonna be interesting.
Go, B.A.

Hey, wait a minute.
What about taking the job?

[tires screeching]

(Casey)
Annie, you said these guys are
being chased by the military.

I mean, now that the military
knows your name there's no way
the A-Team's gonna show up.

I suppose you're right.

(Jennings)
We can't stand up
to this slime Kelsey anymore.

We said we'd hang in here
until you contacted
the A-Team.

Without their help it's over.

We lost.

Look, I can understand
you guys wanting to back out,
but...

what happens the next time
that alarm...

comes in and there's
nobody left to man that truck?

[sighing]

We're talking about
people's lives here.

If we roll on another call
who's gonna take care
of our families...

after Kelsey
takes care of us?

No.

Sorry, Annie.

They're right, Annie.

But I won't
leave you here alone.
Not with Kelsey out there.

Thanks.

It's never a good idea
to give in to threats.

I didn't think you were
going to show up.

Well, we never turn down
an invitation to a party.

Guys like Kelsey
are only around because
they carry a big stick.

We know how to handle that.
Yeah.

But you're only four guys.

That's right.

B.A., do you think you could
teach me how to do that?

(B.A.)
Man, get off me, man.

I don't believe it.

I thought you said the army
was after these guys.

I mean, we don't have
any money to pay them.
What are they doing here?

Well,
let's not question it.

They're here.
That's all that matters.

Boy, I don't know,
Hannibal.

A fire truck, a ladder,
hoses, a pump.

What do we know
about putting out fires?

What do we know
about fire fighting?

What do we know?
We know everything,
and we know nothing.

But it does not matter,
for behold.

I have a secret weapon
that puts out fire...

and it is better than
anybody else's secret weapon.

Secret weapon?

Fool ain't got
no secret weapon,
he just crazy.

B.A.

You know that I do not lie.

And if I say I have
a secret weapon...

I have a secret weapon.

[birds chirping]

Well...

let's see
if we can put some heat
on this fireman Kelsey.

He's on the jazz, man.

Hannibal's on the jazz.

[sighing]

[alarm buzzing]

Go ahead.

(Bellows)
Annie,
this is Sheriff Bellows.

You got a two-alarmer.
472 Millbrook.

Well, Sheriff, I'm not sure
if we can--

We'll be right there.

Come on.

Come on, Face.
You look great in rubber.

Oh, my tailor will love this.

[alarm bells ringing]

Move over. I'm driving.

Did you hear that?
A two-alarmer.

I said a two-alarmer.

[sirens wailing]

That was Sheriff Bellows.

The two-alarmer
on South Millbrook.

He says
they're rolling on it.

Now, I thought
we shut them down.

Okay, now, if they're rolling
that means it's just Sanders,
one or two others.

That's all.
I'll take care of it.

Do that.

[sirens wailing]

Looks like
a welcoming committee.

[tires squealing]

[cocking gun]

That's a nice way
to put out a fire,
Colonel.

Yeah, isn't it?

[gun firing]

[crashing]

[tires screeching]

You tell your boss, Kelsey,
if he's smart he'll take
an early retirement.

Let's go, Murdock.

[coughing]

Help!

[exclaiming]

[coughing]

Help him, please.
Help him.
Get back.

Where's B.A.?

He's up there
with the child.

Don't be afraid,
little brother,
I'm gonna bring you down.

We need some power on this.
Got it.

[creaking]

[explosion]

[coughing]

Thank you!

You all right?
Yeah.

If those fools
had stopped us,
the kid would be dead.

(Farnell)
You said you'd have
the contracts by now.

You make promises
to a client like Vince Rogan,
you deliver.

Hey, I get paid, I do the job,
all right?

Well, then do it.

We're not
talking about taking out
the L.A. Fire Department.

This is a hick
one-engine company
run by a woman.

I love it, man.

You sit behind that fat desk
sweating and belly-aching.

I'm the one down here
getting shot at by
these lunatics she hired.

Well, shall I pass
that message on to Mr. Rogan?

Shall I tell him
you can't handle
this little problem?

Hey, watch it, Farnell.
Don't threaten me, man.

I'm not afraid of you.

Well, you have
no reason to be afraid of me.

We both have very good reason
to be afraid of Mr. Rogan
if we don't take care of this.

[knock on door]

What is it?

Couple of guys out here
say they're from the Fire
Commissioner's Department.

(Kelsey)
All right,
I gotta call you back.

Just get the blueprints, man.
Just get the blueprints.

Mr. Kelsey?

State Fire Inspector
McKellan.

We're here
to inspect the premises
for fire violations.

Fire violations?

This is a fire department.
I know.

No one likes to talk about it.
It's so embarrassing.

But just last week
we lost Fire Station 833.

Total loss.
Burned to the ground.

Faulty wiring
in the fire chief's
drip coffee machine.

Insulation here
is wearing a little thin, too.

Who's the goofball
in the raincoat?

That's Fireman Fred.

We sent out circulars to all
the fires stations listing...

Fireman Fred's
12 safety rules.

You do have them posted?

That face should be hanging
throughout this station.

What, have I got
water on the brain?

You expect me to buy this?

I need to see your
state contractor's license
and date of birth, please.

For what?

Refusal to cooperate
with an officially sanctioned
inspection of said premises.

A 10-93.

Wait, wait a minute, man.

I didn't say
I wasn't gonna cooperate.

Excuse me.

Hey, what are you doing?

Listen, it's just that things
are up to code around here.

We....
What's going on here?

Filth.
Pure filth.

We were inspected a
couple of months ago
by some guy named Greenwald.

(Face)
Greenwald. Right.
Poor fellow.

He came home from work
and found his wife
had gone off to Mexico.

With the gardener.

When they found him, he'd
eaten his inspection reports.

He's never been
quite the same.

I don't suppose, my good man,
that you ever heard of
instantaneous combustion.

That's not to be confused with
internal combustion, but he's
broken my rule number nine.

Number nine?

Never leave newspapers
lying about.

Oh, we were meaning
to throw those out,
actually.

Meaning to? Meaning to?

Do you know that there are
a thousand tragic cases...

of meaning to
in the naked city?

Why don't you just
step outside...
(Murdock)
Newspapers!

until we've conducted
our little inspection?

Newspapers.
I hate newspapers.

I'll see what I can do
to get him to keep it
off the inspection report.

And I'll check your pressure.

Fine.

Murdock.

Stock market's up.

Yeah.
Well, tell your broker.

These guys are weird.

All right, why don't you
go in there and see if these
clowns have finished up yet.

(Palin)
Are you....

Your pressure's a little low.

And remember, only you
can prevent forest fires.

* I'm Fireman Fred,
and if you watch *

* I'm dressed in red,
I'm Fireman Fred *

B.A., I think Face and Murdock
have been asleep
a couple of hours.

Why don't you hit it?
We're all on 24-hour watch.

Gotta finish my work,
man.

[grunting]

[metallic clanking]

This guy Briggs bothers me.

Yeah?

Go ahead, B.A.

[sighing]

B.A.?

Is he married?

Who knows?

What's the matter, Colonel,
don't you sleep?

I'll get to it.

I didn't get a chance
to tell you...

but you really know
how to work a fire hose.

For a woman?

Now,
you wave that flag any harder,
you're gonna break the pole.

You're right.
I'm sorry.

I guess I just have a tendency
to overreact sometimes.

I think I'm just
tired of being perceived
as a woman doing a man's job.

Well, I'll tell you something.
You're starting to impress me.

Just starting to?

Work on me.

You pushed Kelsey
pretty hard back there.
He's gonna push back.

We'll be ready.

I can't afford
to have you guys get me
through every roadblock...

that Kelsey puts up.

What's gonna happen
in a week or a month...

when you're no longer
on the payroll?

Don't worry.

By that time, Kelsey will just
be a bad memory.

The thing about Kelsey is...

to figure out why does he want
this fire contract.

I know you're not making
that much money out of it.

Could I ask you something,
Smith?

Sure.

Why do you do
what you do?

Call it survival.

Wanna bet
if you weren't wanted
you'd still be doing it?

Bet?

What do you wanna put up?

What you got in mind?

Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, B.A.

I'm sorry, man,
but that cot is taken.

I don't see nobody
sleeping there, fool.

No, no, no, no, B.A.,
you don't want that cot.

You want one of those nice,
soft, comfy cots...

down the other end
of the room, all right?

I don't want one of them.
I want this cot, fool.

[speaking Italian]

Get that thing out of my cot.

Hey, hey, could you fellows
put a hold on it?

I'm trying to listen
to Rubenstein's performance...

of Brahms'
Second Piano Concerto.

I prefer Ashkenazy.
Now, see what you did.

Look, you woke up
my secret weapon,
Little Squirt.

This ain't nothing
but a seltzer bottle,
fool.

Give me,
give me this thing.

[grunting]

[groaning]

Well, if you really
want that cot...

I guess it's okay.

[growling]

[screaming]

[alarm bells ringing]

Someone just reported
a fire in a field on
the outskirts of town.

It's three miles north
of the railroad crossing.
Let's roll.

You can't go.

Casey, I want you
to stay here with her.

What do you mean, I can't go?

This is my job.
It's my fire company.
It's my job to fight fires.

Yeah, but we're
not fighting a fire,
we're fighting a war.

[squeaking]

B.A., catch.

* I'm Fireman Fred, and if
they ask, I'm dressed in red *

* I'm Fireman Fred *

Thanks.

Okay, let's go.
Murdock, you get the door.

[siren wailing]

[horn blowing]

[siren wailing]

I don't want any screw-ups
this time. Now, let's go.
Let's get 'em.

All right.

Cute little dustbuster
you got here, pal.

What're you planning,
to knock off apples
from trees?

[birds chirping]

No, not really.
I use it to spray lice.

(Kelsey)
You given any fire inspections
lately, inspector?

Small world, isn't it?

But Face, don't you think
this needs a trim?

You're a bunch of
real wise guys, aren't you?

You know, I keep wondering...

why you want this
small fire contract so badly.

There's no money in it.

Now, if you'd like
a nice little business...

there's
a 7-Eleven store
down the street for sale.

Bury these guys, will you?
Just bury them.

Face, I think,
Kelsey's choir is all here.

Remote controlled detonator.

Guess what?
Your station
just caught on fire.

I suggest you boys
better hurry back before
it burns to the ground.

They're bluffing.
Got a match?

Henry?

Henry, this is Kelsey.
Are you there?

Henry, pick up the mike
and talk to me.
This is Kelsey.

(Henry)
I can't, boss.
We got a fire here.

The station's on fire.

Let's get out of here.
Let's go, move it.

Go.

[siren wailing]

[laughing]

[horn blowing]

What a shame.

I guess they're right.

Most fires happen in the home.

(Farnell)
Okay, Kelsey.
I got those blueprints.

No more excuses.

I told Mr. Rogan all is going
according to plan.

[clicking]

B.A., you better take care
of that box.

See, Face planted a bug
in Kelsey's office, and we
taped this conversation...

you just listened to, before
the building burned down.

I don't understand.

But it's starting
to get a little scary.

What does one of
the biggest mobsters
in the country...

like Vince Rogan,
have to do with Kelsey
taking over my contract?

I mean, the guy's
sitting in a jail cell
200 miles away from here.

Yeah, but didn't
I read in the papers
he goes to trial today?

Vince Rogan.

Guy makes a shark
look like a box of brownies
at a Girl Scout jamboree.

So we get
this fleabag named Kelsey
who's trying to take over...

a small-town
fire department contract...

who takes orders
from a lawyer named Farnell,
who according to this tape...

works for Rogan.

Makes a lot of sense, huh?

[footsteps approaching]

We heard about the fire
out at Kelsey's.

How? It didn't even
go out on the wire yet.

He called us.

I thought they'd
like to know.

Sure wish we'd been
out there to see it.

If you'll have us back, Annie,
we're ready to go.

I owe you one.

Make it two.

We gotta go.

(Annie)
Where you going?

To see Rogan's lawyer
about some blueprints.

Murdock will stay here
and watch out for things.

(Annie)
Smith...

you're starting
to impress me.

Just starting to?

Work on me.
Bet on it.

I'm going to be
with Mr. Rogan, Alma.

I should be back
in a couple of hours.

Yes, Mr. Farnell.

[tires screeching]

Got an order here
to deliver...

a Master Deluxe...

B-697.

I beg your pardon?

It's a safe, lady.

Mr. Farnell
wanted a new model.

Now, we told him
we could put it in Monday.

But, no, he wants to have it
before the weekend.

He never
mentioned anything to me.
There must be some mistake.

Yeah, well I got
a work order here, lady...

and I got
five other jobs...

backlogged behind me.
So you just sign the order...

and we'll put the safe in.

Well, I'm not sure
Mr. Farnell wants this.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

Let's bring it in, B.A.

(B.A.)
How do I look?

Look good. Come on, yeah.

Cut left.
Right.

Yeah.

Come on. Keep coming.
Now cut right.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

I'm gonna drop it.
Yeah, set it down.

Just a minute.
You can't do that.

Mr. Farnell will be back here
in two hours.

I'm sure if you come back then
he'll be very happy
to help you.

Okay, set it down, B.A.

[both grunting]

Okay.

Okay, have it your way.

But you explain to Mr. Farnell
why he's got his old...

B-289...

and not his new B-697.

And when your boss calls
my boss to scream at him,
you tell him why...

he hasn't got his safe.

[panting]

Now, one, two, three.

Wait a minute.

I suppose it's all right.
Only Mr. Farnell
locked his door...

and I don't have a key.

Uh-huh.

Okay, you got it, B.A.?
(B.A.)
Yeah.

Okay.

[grunting]

[crashing]

[chuckling]

It ain't locked no more.

[grunting]

[panting]

Where's the safe?
It's behind there.

Have it in in a minute.

It ain't gonna fit.

It figures.

He ordered the wrong size.

We'll have to go back
to the warehouse
and get the right size.

Won't be long.

Just make sure
you clean up afterwards.

Mr. Farnell
hates a dirty office.

Face said he'd need
about an hour.

Let's get back
to the station and...

see if anything's
happened with Kelsey.

[police siren wailing
in the distance]

Annie.

Annie?

(Briggs)
She's right here, Smith.

(Ross)
Bring in the car
and block the van.

I don't believe it, sir,
but as usual, you're right.

In order to catch The A-Team,
Captain, you gotta put
yourself in their skin.

Lost you back there, Smith.

I thought it was gonna take me
a long time to find you.

I.D.'d the girl.

I knew that you'd know that.

You do insane things, Smith.

That's why I figured
you'd come back here
and try to help her.

What is with you?

How can you give up
20 years of your life
in a military prison...

to come back here?

That would require
an understanding
of the human condition.

I'm surprised the thought
crossed your mind, Briggs.

Let me tell you something,
Smith.

All that garbage
about Lynch and Decker
admiring you and the others...

when they were chasing you,
that's stupid.

Yeah, what happened to Decker?

They ship him to Alaska
'cause he didn't catch us?

Get them out of here.

Hannibal, I'm sorry.

They got here
before I could do anything.

That's okay.

I was looking forward to the
opportunity of introducing
myself to the Colonel.

Look, The A-Team came here
to help me. Doesn't that
count for anything?

Lady, you're harboring
criminals wanted by
the United States Army.

You're lucky I'm letting you
stay here and play fireman.
Now...

you gonna tell me
where Peck is?

Last time we saw him
was in Philadelphia.
Or Pittsburgh?

Pittsburgh.

(Briggs)
You know, Smith...

ordinarily I'm not
a sentimental man...

but the day they slam
the big iron door behind you,
I'm gonna circle that one...

in my calendar.

(Hannibal)
I like the way you put that.

Move 'em out.
I want them watched
every minute.

Colonel, never underestimate
your opponent.

You may wind up
with egg on your face.

Well, it isn't egg,
but it'll do.

Let's go.

[guns firing]

*[humming]

Your plan, Hannibal,
and Briggs almost caught us.

B.A., that's a slight wave
in a sea of tranquility.

We pick up Face
and what can go wrong?

[clearing throat]

Like you say,
it's a small world.

A small world.

Right.

All right.

They've moved everything up.

They're transporting my client
to the courthouse at 2:45.

And one of my men is wiring
in the charge right now.

He's gonna set it off
by remote control 10 seconds
after they bring Rogan in.

Well, that's all
well and good...

but the Sanders woman
and her people...

are gonna answer the call
when the alarm sounds.

Well, then we'll just have
to make sure that we get
there before her. Won't we?

Excuse me, fellows. I hate
to bring it up, but could you
move me away from this window?

It's a little drafty.

Boy,
and I just had it pressed.

Take care of this guy.

He's got
a real sense of humor.
Let's go, Farnell.

As soon as we call you
from the courthouse,
you can take care of this guy.

So where are your friends now?

[sirens wailing]

Okay, Mr. Rogan, just do
everything we said...

and you'll be on a ship
headed out of this country
in an hour.

Just do everything
you said, huh?

You said you were
gonna get that contract.

You said I had
nothing to worry about.

We had to improvise.

But everything
is under control.

Improvise?

I'm facing a 30-year tag
and you're improvising?

What about these guys
with the machine guns?

Suppose they show up?

You got a contingency
for that, lawyer man?

They're not gonna show up,
Mr. Rogan. We have
one of them on ice.

We're looking
for the others already.

[glass shattering]

[grunting]

[grunting]

Well, I, hate to be
a clock-watcher, Hannibal, but
aren't you guys a little late?

A little late, like,
I could have been killed?

Well, we had a little delay.
Briggs.

Briggs?
Yeah.

Let's roll.
We'll call Annie
when we get out of town.

(Face)
Afraid not.

Kelsey's been hired
to break Rogan
out of the courthouse.

They're gonna set fire to the
electrical wiring system.

And when Kelsey
answers the call, Rogan walks
out dressed as a fireman.

So that's why Kelsey
wanted this fire contract
all along.

Right. And when
Annie hears the alarm,
she's gonna respond.

Well, she's gonna run into
a meat grinder if we don't
get there on time. Let's go.

What do you want?
The time of day? Get
that thing out of my face.

(female reporter)
Mr. Rogan, any comments--
Right this way, Mr. Rogan.

[reporters chattering]

(reporter #1)
Have you ever
been convicted of a felony?

[exploding]

I want men posted here
just in case The A-Team
is stupid enough to return.

They won't come back, sir.
They're probably
across the state line by now.

[alarm beeping]

(man)
There's a fire
in the Haleyville courthouse.

What do we do, Colonel?
I don't want people killed.

Can you
and your people respond?

Well, The A-Team
took our only fire truck.

No, they wouldn't.

[sirens wailing]

(Farnell)
You don't have much time.
Hurry.

Come on,
get the coat on him.

Come on, Taylor,
get him out of here.
Come on, move.

Looks like Rogan
checked out of his hotel.

Fire in the hole,
me mateys.

Get 'em, Squirt, get 'em.

[grunting]

[groaning]

[siren wailing]

Briggs.

Go, B.A.

That's Roy Kelsey.
That's the man who tried
to put me out of business.

And that's the guy
who he was working for,
Vince Rogan.

[sighing]

Get 'em out of here
and call the Sheriff's Office.

(Ross)
Yes, sir.

See, Colonel?
I told you they'd come back
a second time.

you don't have to worry
about your fire contract
anymore.

Well, it wasn't
my fire contract
I was worried about.

It was you.

I kind of got used
to having you around.

I got used to being around.

Well, what do you know, Smith.
We have something in common.

I'm sorry to interrupt,
Colonel, but I just picked up
Briggs on the radio scanner...

and he's headed this way.

Get B.A. and Murdock.
Right.

Go on, you better--

Now, B.A.,
we're friends,
don't you know?

You, me,
Captain Fred, Little Squirt,
we go back a long way.

Remember the time
that I was wounded
and you took care of me?

I don't remember that.

But I do remember you
squirting water in my face,
and you gotta pay.

Meet Big Squirt, fool.

[chuckling]

[snickering]