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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,399 --> 00:00:09,270 [whooshing] 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,750 [beeping] 5 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,362 [whooshing] 6 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:15,319 [beeping] 7 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:24,328 [wind gushing] 8 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:48,265 [music playing] 9 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:56,621 [whoosh] 10 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:59,624 [witch cackling] 11 00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:00,625 [whoosh] 12 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:03,150 [music playing] 13 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,151 [whoosh] 14 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:07,763 [music playing] 15 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:14,596 [witch cackling] 16 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:18,208 [music playing] 17 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:25,085 [witch cackling] 18 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:28,175 [music playing] 19 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:33,093 [whoosh] 20 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:36,183 [music playing] 21 00:01:59,641 --> 00:02:00,555 [whoosh] 22 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,600 [witch cackling] 23 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:03,558 [whoosh] 24 00:02:03,688 --> 00:02:05,516 [witch cackling] 25 00:02:05,647 --> 00:02:08,606 [music playing] 26 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:20,966 [witch cackling] 27 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:23,578 [music playing] 28 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:46,905 [whoosh] 29 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:50,039 [music playing] 30 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:19,460 [witch cackling] 31 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:24,378 [crashing] 32 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:25,466 [cat screeching] 33 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:31,428 [music playing] 34 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:41,177 ANDREW: Go to sleep, Katie. 35 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:44,398 KATIE: You know I can't go to sleep with the light off. 36 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,443 ANDREW: Try counting sheep. 37 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,228 KATIE: I don't like sheep. 38 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:49,838 They scare me. 39 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,405 ANDREW: You are so sad. 40 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:52,319 Stop it. 41 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:53,363 DAD: OK, you two. 42 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,886 What's all the talking about? 43 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,714 I can't sleep with the light off. 44 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:57,628 ANDREW: I could have. 45 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:58,716 All right. 46 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:00,675 Let's, let's just settle down. 47 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,807 I miss mom. 48 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,635 And I think there's something in the closet. 49 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:09,901 How about a story? 50 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,338 ANDREW: Could we? 51 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:12,295 Yeah? 52 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,470 OK. 53 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:14,515 OK. 54 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:19,433 Um yeah, how about this one? 55 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:20,477 Nah. 56 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:21,913 No? 57 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:24,438 Oh, this-- this one was your favorite last year. 58 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:26,440 You loved-- you don't love this one anymore. 59 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:27,832 OK. 60 00:04:27,963 --> 00:04:31,532 Um, well, I've never seen this one before. 61 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:35,797 BOTH: Neither have we. 62 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:39,757 All right then. 63 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:40,802 Let's try this. 64 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:48,070 [magical music] 65 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:50,333 Wow. 66 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,077 Hm. 67 00:04:55,207 --> 00:04:58,080 "Once upon a time, in a far off land, 68 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,561 there stood a lowly shack, hardly 69 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,476 fit for an animal to live." 70 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,086 Wait a minute. 71 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:07,350 Don't these stories usually start with a castle? 72 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,483 Is this a fairy tale? 73 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,267 Let's just give it a few pages. 74 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:15,967 There aren't any, uh, sheep, in any of these fairy tales, 75 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:17,055 are there? 76 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,100 [sigh] 77 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,365 DAD [VOICEOVER]: "Close to a large forest, 78 00:05:22,496 --> 00:05:24,976 there lived a woodcutter and his family. 79 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:27,762 They were very poor and had little to eat. 80 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,851 The boy was named Hansel. 81 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,635 The girl, Gretel. 82 00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:34,159 While their father spent his days searching for food, 83 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,900 the children were left to the care 84 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,075 of their wicked stepmother." 85 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:37,989 [door creaking] 86 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,035 [gasp] 87 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:42,951 Rats, eating all my bread. 88 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,040 Well, we all know what happens to rats. 89 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,261 They get squished. 90 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,699 [stomping] 91 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,266 My cheese! 92 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:03,580 [angry screaming] 93 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,539 [surprised screaming] 94 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:06,540 [thud] 95 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:07,584 [slap] 96 00:06:10,108 --> 00:06:12,328 What in the living daylights is going on? 97 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:13,285 BOTH: Father! 98 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:16,158 [father chuckling] 99 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:17,812 BRUNHILDA: We have rats in the house. 100 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:18,769 Rats? 101 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,857 Yes. 102 00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:21,468 Huge rats. 103 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:26,211 And they ate a week's worth of bread and my cheese. 104 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:31,391 We had cheese and a week's worth of bread? 105 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:35,307 No, just wishful thinking. 106 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,831 We never have any food. 107 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:45,579 Well, tonight, we feast! 108 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:51,411 Oh, honey-- ferret, my favorite. 109 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:53,630 I'll just stick it in a pot, and we'll have stew. 110 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,067 GRETEL: Hansel, we're gonna have hot stew! 111 00:06:56,198 --> 00:07:01,682 Now, come and see what I have gotten for your collection. 112 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,640 Ah. 113 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:04,815 See? 114 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,295 Has some quartz in there. 115 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,644 Amazing! 116 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:09,167 KATIE: Father, what is-- BRUNHILDA: Yummy-- 117 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:10,473 KATIE: --this one called? BRUNHILDA: Ferret stew. 118 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:11,605 ANDREW: I've never seen one like this! 119 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:12,475 DAD: This one has some fellspire. 120 00:07:12,606 --> 00:07:14,216 You see how that shines? 121 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:16,697 That is a jewel for my little princess. 122 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,960 Oh, thank you, father. 123 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,092 I love you. 124 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:23,268 If you spent more time looking for food instead of for rocks, 125 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,096 maybe we wouldn't be starving. 126 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:26,271 DAD: What was that, Brun? 127 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:28,012 KATIE: We have so many rocks now. 128 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:32,016 Uh, I was just saying what a rocking good time we're having! 129 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,496 FATHER: Ah, is that so? 130 00:07:33,627 --> 00:07:37,979 Yeah, we were chasing rats. 131 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:39,633 You're kidding me. 132 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:42,462 ANDREW: I saw a huge one-- looked just like Broomhilda. 133 00:07:42,592 --> 00:07:44,420 So I whacked it on the head. 134 00:07:44,551 --> 00:07:46,944 BRUNHILDA: Do you see how they tease and taunt me? 135 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:50,470 And my name is Brunhilda, not Broomhilda. 136 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,689 Can't you get that straight? 137 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:57,259 It just hurts me so. 138 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,043 Hansel, I will not have you talk 139 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:00,044 that way about your stepmother. 140 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:01,176 Off to bed with you. 141 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:02,220 Go. 142 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,576 And where do you think you're going? 143 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:14,668 I'm going too. 144 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:15,669 Good night, father. 145 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:24,329 [music playing] 146 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,331 Aw, come here, Broom. 147 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:27,594 I mean, Brun. 148 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:28,725 I meant to say Brun. 149 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:29,683 Please. 150 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:35,166 Come. 151 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:42,478 [music playing] 152 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,132 I just want them to love me. 153 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:45,699 And they will, in time. 154 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:46,569 Yeah? 155 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,962 Yeah. 156 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:48,832 Yeah? 157 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,051 Yeah. 158 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,532 [giggling] 159 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,275 Oh yeah. 160 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,712 Ew! 161 00:08:58,842 --> 00:08:59,800 What's she doing? 162 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:00,801 Gross! 163 00:09:00,931 --> 00:09:02,890 She's juicing him. 164 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:07,024 The word's seducing, stupid. 165 00:09:07,155 --> 00:09:08,635 Well, it's still gross. 166 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,854 Poor children. 167 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,464 I'll try to be more understanding. 168 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:13,465 Yeah. 169 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,819 Hm. 170 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:23,432 [music playing] 171 00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:37,359 [twinkling music] 172 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,761 Goodnight, Hansel. 173 00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:48,936 Goodnight, Gretel. 174 00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:57,205 [stepmother slurping] 175 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:01,818 I have been thinking about what you said. 176 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:03,167 Oh? 177 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:05,082 What's that? 178 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:11,175 Oh, I can't stand us living this way any longer. 179 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:14,309 I will sell the necklace. 180 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:17,181 This is not the life I promised you and the children. 181 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:23,448 I will head for the city tomorrow. 182 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:27,757 Well, if that's what you've decided, 183 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:30,281 honey, then you should tell the children right away. 184 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,369 Yeah, yeah. 185 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:35,809 [slurping] 186 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,733 [slurping] 187 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:53,696 [twinkling music] 188 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,100 [burp] 189 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:07,362 ANDREW: This is dumb. 190 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:08,450 Is not. 191 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,104 Yeah, it is. 192 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:14,761 A real fairy tale has trolls and witches and boogymen. 193 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,287 You wouldn't sell any of mommy's things, 194 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,201 would you, daddy? 195 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,115 No, honey. 196 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,812 No, I wouldn't. 197 00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,945 But I don't think Hansel and Gretel's dad had a choice, 198 00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:25,815 you know? 199 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:27,251 They were starving. 200 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,819 Maybe they could each other, like cannibals. 201 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:30,907 That's enough, Andrew. 202 00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:39,960 [music playing] 203 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:40,961 How are the children? 204 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,181 Upset. 205 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,229 Well, the money the locket brings 206 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:51,232 us will buy us food and supplies to last a whole year. 207 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,236 Yeah, yeah. 208 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,155 I'll just-- 209 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,765 [snake rattling] 210 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,724 --polish and pack it for the journey. 211 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:07,074 It should look its very best for the jewelers. 212 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,774 That is very thoughtful of you. 213 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,254 I'm a very thoughtful girl. 214 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,779 FATHER: I will have to leave before sunrise. 215 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:31,272 Time for bed. 216 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,883 [music playing] 217 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,157 [kiss] 218 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,725 [music playing] 219 00:12:57,733 --> 00:12:58,516 [kiss] 220 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:02,085 [music playing] 221 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,970 It's show time! 222 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,928 We're going for a walk into the woods. 223 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,930 A very long walk. 224 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,062 [SLEEPILY] Count me out. 225 00:13:22,192 --> 00:13:23,063 Me too. 226 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:27,067 I wasn't axing you. 227 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,591 I'm telling you. 228 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,158 Chop, chop! 229 00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,115 Yes, Brun. 230 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,293 Is she gonna chop us up? 231 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,947 No, she's not that dumb. 232 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,862 She's going to take us into the forest and lose us. 233 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,386 But don't worry, I've got a plan. 234 00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:44,301 It's called, let's get out of here! 235 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,393 I don't think so. 236 00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,918 If you hate us so much, then why did you marry our father? 237 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,007 One very good reason. 238 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:58,228 One 22-carat, fine filigree reason. 239 00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,577 That's our mother's! 240 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,101 Not anymore. 241 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,277 But father said he was taking it to town to sell. 242 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:06,628 Your idiot father is carrying a neatly packaged pebble. 243 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,109 And with the money this fine necklace brings, 244 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,633 I can finally live the kind of life I deserve. 245 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:12,939 Our father will find you. 246 00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,158 Then you'll be sorry! 247 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,943 Not! 248 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,206 He'll be too busy searching for his little lost children. 249 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,735 Lessens the value, you understand. 250 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,779 No! 251 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,698 [soft music] 252 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:54,676 DAD [VOICEOVER]: "Deeper and deeper and deeper 253 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,983 into the forest she led them. 254 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,072 Hansel, always a boy with a plan, 255 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,856 secretly marked the pathway. 256 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,904 Otherwise, they would never be able to find their way home." 257 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,950 [eerie music] 258 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,401 Do we have a problem? 259 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,404 Hm? 260 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:29,972 No way I'm going in there. 261 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:33,454 Don't worry, we'll find our way back. 262 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,413 My rock collection, remember? 263 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,329 Oh, by the way, you might want to bring these. 264 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,029 I know. 265 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,466 I even amaze myself sometimes. 266 00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:47,207 Now, off with you. 267 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:50,036 Go, go, go. 268 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,646 [stepmother cackling] 269 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:53,604 Oh. 270 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,261 ANDREW: Let's just wait here until she's gone. 271 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:02,178 [eerie music] 272 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,614 Hm. 273 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,747 [eerie music] 274 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,454 See? 275 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,195 It's not so bad. 276 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:22,982 Nothing here but fog. 277 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,896 [rustling leaves] 278 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,899 [approaching footsteps] 279 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,643 Boo! 280 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:36,343 Run, Gretel! 281 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:38,475 Just think of it as a sleepover. 282 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:41,826 Only you'll be staying over and over and over. 283 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,307 [stepmother cackling] 284 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,787 [coughing] 285 00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,920 [suspenseful music] 286 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,319 What now? 287 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,365 Now we get out of the forest, head to the city, 288 00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,976 and find father. 289 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,064 This way. 290 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,065 Wait! 291 00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:06,547 [whooshing] 292 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,681 We're lost, aren't we? 293 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:11,769 [crow caws] 294 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,124 I'm so tired and hungry. 295 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:19,125 Just try to stay calm. 296 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:21,823 OK, Gretel? 297 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,955 [crow cawing] 298 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:33,661 [cawing] 299 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:39,014 By the twitching of my nose, something tasty this way comes. 300 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,582 [sniffing] 301 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:44,933 [crow caws] 302 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,023 [suspenseful music] 303 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:53,811 [creature bellowing] 304 00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:54,943 What is it? 305 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:55,944 I don't know. 306 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,119 [WHISPERS] What is it? 307 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,555 [WHISPERS] I don't know. 308 00:17:58,686 --> 00:18:00,383 Well, if you give me a chance, I'll tell you. 309 00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,472 Sorry, I just got caught up in the moment. 310 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:03,691 ANDREW: You're scared. 311 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:04,692 I am not. 312 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,785 Honey, are you sure? 313 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,787 Are you ready for this? 314 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,746 I mean, are you really ready for it? 315 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:19,837 I mean, are you really, really ready for it? 316 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,883 Well, what is it? 317 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,450 It is a boogeyman! 318 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,886 [boogeyman yelling] 319 00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,148 [hansel and gretel screaming] 320 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:27,367 [katie screaming] [andrew screaming] 321 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,324 [dad yelling] 322 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,326 [boogeyman yelling] 323 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,502 It's getting a little too noisy in the neighborhood. 324 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,330 The owner's association is getting a letter from me. 325 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,158 If it's not the birds squawking, it's 326 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,464 the squirrels chattering, or-- 327 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,378 Yo, baldy. 328 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:42,208 I'm working here, huh? 329 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,252 What are you doing here? 330 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,036 This is my part of the forest. 331 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,821 You're not supposed to be here. 332 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:50,172 Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more. 333 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,608 Well, well. 334 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,395 If it isn't the Sandman, the sultan of snooze, 335 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,484 the bearer of bedtime. 336 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,877 Well, at least what I do is important! 337 00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,793 What kind of job is lurking around in closets, scaring 338 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,578 kids out of their pajamas? 339 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,146 It's a fun job. 340 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,538 Oh, ooh. 341 00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:09,887 You know there's, um, you have a little-- 342 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,585 [boogeyman sniffling] 343 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,195 Uh, tissue! 344 00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,109 You know what? 345 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,415 Not my concern. 346 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,372 Ha, ha. 347 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,157 Very funny. 348 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,376 You know, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a hot date. 349 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,856 Maybe you know her? 350 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,685 The wood faerie. 351 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,166 Well, I know enough about her. 352 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,036 What do you mean? 353 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,081 Well, she's a faerie. 354 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,126 She's blonde. 355 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,823 Need I say more? 356 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,477 You're just jealous. 357 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:35,478 Jealous? 358 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,828 Of you? 359 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,656 Ha, ha! 360 00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:42,137 You better believe it, Sandman. 361 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:51,146 Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to go. 362 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:54,802 I will see you two later. 363 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,107 [boogeyman growls] 364 00:19:56,238 --> 00:20:00,634 And I'll see you later too, later. 365 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:06,379 [music playing] 366 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,076 Don't be scared. 367 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,122 His, um, his, uh, fright is a lot worse than his frown. 368 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,649 You're not really the Sandman, are you? 369 00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,868 Absolutely. 370 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,305 I'm the Sandman. 371 00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:20,306 And you live here? 372 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:21,785 Of course. 373 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,831 Where else would I live, New York? 374 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:25,354 The city that never sleeps? 375 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:26,573 [horn honks] 376 00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,618 I don't think so. 377 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,664 Though I was looking at a timeshare. 378 00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:32,492 I wasn't really interested in it, 379 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,581 but if you just go, like, look at it, 380 00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:36,191 they give you a clock radio. 381 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,498 That was nice. 382 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:40,543 So, this must be your sleep dust. 383 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:41,457 Whoa, whoa. 384 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,154 Back off, shorty. 385 00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,984 This is very powerful stuff, only to be handled by highly 386 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:50,074 trained professionals. 387 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,293 And you are? 388 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:52,903 I'm Hansel, and this is Gretel. 389 00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,688 We're lost. 390 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:57,212 Well, it has been a rare pleasure, 391 00:20:57,343 --> 00:21:01,216 but I must be going, because I'm an important guy 392 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:03,958 with an important job. 393 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,526 Do you mean you're not going to help us? 394 00:21:06,656 --> 00:21:07,657 Uh-- 395 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:08,658 We're lost. 396 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:09,703 You live here. 397 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,008 GRETEL: We must find our father. 398 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,358 You can help us get out. 399 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,837 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 400 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,404 Time out. 401 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,753 I'm already late. 402 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,755 I have to put more people to sleep 403 00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,540 than an Academy Award telecast. 404 00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:24,021 I have children lining up the world over for some shut eye. 405 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:27,329 And you help children, don't you? 406 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,113 That's what I live for-- 407 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,550 to help children. 408 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,464 And, and-- 409 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:32,508 [bell dings] 410 00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:33,901 Ah. 411 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:35,119 I see. 412 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,513 I see what you're getting at here. 413 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,515 OK. 414 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:43,214 I'm not supposed to do this, but you need someone, right? 415 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,260 You need a guide, right? 416 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:48,089 Someone who knows the lay of the land. 417 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:51,397 Someone who is a qualified leader to find the hidden signs 418 00:21:51,527 --> 00:21:53,312 and define their meaning. 419 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,356 [record scratches] 420 00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,445 I don't know anybody like that. 421 00:21:56,576 --> 00:22:01,145 But I happen to be a kick butt Kung Fu fighter. 422 00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:03,626 I have taught myself online. 423 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,106 Whoa! 424 00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,107 Whoa! 425 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,108 Ow! 426 00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,675 Woo, woo, woo! 427 00:22:08,805 --> 00:22:10,111 Ooh wah! 428 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,547 Yah! 429 00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:13,897 Ooh, ooh! 430 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,726 See, what I'm doing now, is I'm focusing more on the sounds 431 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:17,945 than the actual movements. 432 00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:19,381 Because you take one piece at a time. 433 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,470 Woo! 434 00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:22,732 Ahh! 435 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:23,690 Ooh. 436 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:24,821 Oh. 437 00:22:24,952 --> 00:22:26,562 Oh. 438 00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:27,476 Ooh. 439 00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,609 So you'll help us? 440 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:30,523 Yes. 441 00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,873 Oh, thank you Sandman! 442 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:36,311 Oh, you're welcome. 443 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:37,530 No, it's OK. 444 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:38,400 That's OK. 445 00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:39,314 I understand. 446 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:40,489 Cool with me. 447 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,143 There you go. [kiss smacks] 448 00:22:42,273 --> 00:22:43,057 [kiss smacks] 449 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:44,841 Right back at you. 450 00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:47,104 How about those Bears, huh? 451 00:22:47,235 --> 00:22:48,410 Ooh, it's getting late. 452 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:49,629 You know what? 453 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:50,978 It's getting late. 454 00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,371 We've got to find you a place to sleep. 455 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:53,372 Come on, let's go. 456 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,378 [eerie music] 457 00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,649 It was-- it was-- 458 00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:13,435 it was a left at the oak and a right at the cedar, right? 459 00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,002 Or was it the other way around? 460 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:22,052 Oh, this fog is wrecking my hair. 461 00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:23,532 Oh! 462 00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:24,968 Although the moisture does seem to be doing 463 00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:27,144 wonders for my complexion. 464 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:34,195 [birds squawking] 465 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:37,981 Just a lovely little walk in the forest. 466 00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:38,939 Tra-la-la! Oh! 467 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:39,809 Oh! 468 00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,071 Oh, oh! 469 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:42,508 Left-right, left-right, left-right, 470 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:45,380 left-right, left-right, left-right, left-right. 471 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,469 One. 472 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,123 OK. 473 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:51,038 All right, this is-- 474 00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:52,474 left, take a left here. 475 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:54,911 All right, left and now straight. 476 00:23:55,042 --> 00:23:56,043 And step-- 477 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,784 This is disgusting. 478 00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,176 Hey, Sandman. 479 00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:01,701 Anyone ever tell you this is a stinky bog? 480 00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,442 Right, bog. 481 00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:05,182 Safest place there is. 482 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:07,663 Yeah, well, I'm just gonna take my chances somewhere else. 483 00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:11,145 Well, be my guest, but wolves will not come into bogs. 484 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:14,148 Wolves do not like bogs. 485 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:18,413 [wolves howling] 486 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:23,287 Did, did I mention what a beautiful bog this was? 487 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:24,593 Yes, thank you! 488 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:25,855 I'll be here all week. 489 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:26,769 Tip your waitress. 490 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,814 [clock chimes] 491 00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:31,295 All right, time for me to go. 492 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:33,341 All right, right this way. 493 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,385 Come on. 494 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:37,867 Up here. 495 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:38,781 Perfect. 496 00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:40,087 Uh, place right here. 497 00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,002 All right, go to sleep. 498 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,438 Okie dokie. 499 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:44,744 All right, just lie down here. 500 00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:46,180 Be very comfortable. 501 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,964 Everything here is from Bed, Bogs and Beyond. 502 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:50,097 All right? 503 00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:51,141 Sleep tight, kids. 504 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:56,495 Off like a light, into the night. 505 00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:00,934 [balloon pop] 506 00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:06,505 Hansel? 507 00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:07,375 Uh-huh? 508 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,419 I'm hungry. 509 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:14,948 Me too, but we'll find something to eat tomorrow, OK? 510 00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:15,949 I promise. 511 00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:27,526 Goodnight, Hansel. 512 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,223 Goodnight, Gretel. 513 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:30,180 [bog squirt] 514 00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:34,271 [birds chirping] 515 00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:47,894 Do you think he's coming back? 516 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:49,199 I don't know. 517 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:50,331 Come on, let's find something to eat. 518 00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:56,032 [birds chirping] 519 00:25:56,163 --> 00:25:58,078 Once I get out of here, I am never going 520 00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:00,080 to live anywhere near a forest! 521 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,647 Trees, trees, trees. 522 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:02,691 Hate them. 523 00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:03,562 Oh! 524 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:04,650 [crash] 525 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:20,840 Look, Gretel! 526 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,328 Mm. 527 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:33,809 Smells good. 528 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,724 No! 529 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:38,292 Are you nuts? 530 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:39,772 Fire berries. 531 00:26:39,902 --> 00:26:42,992 Wow, that was close, Hansel. 532 00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:44,559 I admit it, I'm impressed. 533 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,735 OK, here's what I'm going to do now. 534 00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:48,519 I gotta get you two some food and out of here. 535 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,999 Everyone fall in. 536 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:51,000 Let's go. 537 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:57,920 This way. 538 00:26:58,051 --> 00:27:01,402 I, uh, don't want to go direct, because-- 539 00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:04,535 [adventure music] 540 00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:46,012 Look! 541 00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:47,883 That's a sign. 542 00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:52,671 Did I put the man in Sandman, or what? 543 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:55,543 I'm having a huge pan-fried river 544 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:58,154 trout with pumpernickel bread. 545 00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:00,026 Mm! 546 00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:05,945 Wild boar with spiced apple and Black Forest cake. 547 00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:07,294 Let's go! [clock chimes] 548 00:28:07,424 --> 00:28:08,338 Uh-oh. 549 00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:11,211 What do you mean, uh oh? 550 00:28:11,341 --> 00:28:12,125 I'm on. 551 00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:13,169 No way! 552 00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:14,954 There's food waiting for us. 553 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:18,566 Yeah, well, there are millions of boys and girls expecting me. 554 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:19,610 What am I supposed to do? 555 00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:24,790 Can't you just delegate? 556 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:29,795 I-- uh, uh, look! 557 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:32,275 Delegate, delegate, delegate, delegate. 558 00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:39,282 Oh, you mean more of a supervisory position. 559 00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:41,632 Well, you know, it's worth a thought, I suppose. 560 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,331 But it's a-- that's, um-- it-- there's a system. 561 00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,768 And I'm a company man, don't want to put a crimp 562 00:28:46,899 --> 00:28:48,248 in the system, and union-- 563 00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:49,162 [clock chimes] 564 00:28:49,292 --> 00:28:50,076 OK! 565 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,686 I am coming already. 566 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,296 I-- I, uh-- I-- 567 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:55,821 kids, I'll be back as fast as I can. 568 00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:58,432 Get me some food to go, OK? 569 00:28:58,562 --> 00:29:03,176 Off like a light, into the night! 570 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:05,178 [balloon ripples] 571 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,135 You know what? 572 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,354 I need the cardio. 573 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,269 I'm just going to stroll, because-- 574 00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:12,620 I'm just gonna-- you know what-- 575 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,056 Wait, Sandman! 576 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:15,144 Come back! 577 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,798 I'm eating. 578 00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:18,060 I don't believe this. 579 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:22,761 Food. 580 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,204 SPEAKER [ON TV]: You can burn away that gut. 581 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:34,163 Sear that cellulite with Fat Incinerator! 582 00:29:34,294 --> 00:29:40,822 Simply dial 1-800-4579-1111-4286 19 star 583 00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:42,650 star star today and order Fat-- 584 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:43,782 Gotta have that. SPEAKER [ON TV]: --Incinerator. 585 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:45,392 Yeah. 586 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,394 TROLL: Yeah, go for the burn, my brother. 587 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:48,830 SPEAKER [ON TV]: All right. 588 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:49,788 [troll farts loudly] 589 00:29:49,918 --> 00:29:50,919 Oh! Hm! 590 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:51,833 [troll sniffs] 591 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:52,834 Oh! 592 00:29:52,965 --> 00:29:53,661 Cheese and crackers! Ugh! 593 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,705 Mm. 594 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:55,924 SPEAKER [ON TV]: --order now. 595 00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,015 Yes? 596 00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:02,191 I would like to purchase the Fat Incinerator. 597 00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:04,715 [eerie music] 598 00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:20,470 Hello? 599 00:30:20,601 --> 00:30:21,471 Hello? 600 00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:22,516 Hello? 601 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:28,783 Hansel? 602 00:30:28,914 --> 00:30:30,872 [distant grunting] 603 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:33,309 Hansel? 604 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,528 [grunting] 605 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:35,529 Hansel? 606 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:39,620 Hansel? 607 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:41,448 [loud grunting] 608 00:30:41,578 --> 00:30:44,277 [gretel screaming] 609 00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:49,848 SPEAKER [ON TV]: My name's Turkey Trouble. 610 00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:52,067 You know, I've dedicated my life to-- 611 00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:53,503 I did it! 612 00:30:53,634 --> 00:30:55,157 Ha, ha, ha! 613 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:56,506 Yes! 614 00:30:56,637 --> 00:30:57,420 Two children? 615 00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:59,248 This is great! 616 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:00,206 Gimme a T! 617 00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:02,034 Gimme an R! 618 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,209 Gimme an O! 619 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,428 Gimme an L! 620 00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:06,560 Gimme a minute. 621 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:07,474 Oh, boy. 622 00:31:07,604 --> 00:31:08,388 Who's the man? 623 00:31:08,518 --> 00:31:09,955 Troll! 624 00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:13,088 Who dances like a warthog and bites like a flea? 625 00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,569 Me, me, me, me! 626 00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:17,571 SPEAKER [ON TV]: Ab-buster 3,000! 627 00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:18,485 So-- 628 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,226 I gotta have that! 629 00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:21,444 SPEAKER [ON TV]: -grab your monster card now, and simply 630 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:25,318 dial 1-800-4268-1111-- 631 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:26,754 Yes? 632 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:31,237 I want to order the Troll Ab-buster 3,000. 633 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:34,066 [groans] Yes, I can wait. 634 00:31:34,196 --> 00:31:37,460 [troll grunting] 635 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:44,772 [troll loudly farts] 636 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,339 Come on! 637 00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:47,731 Do you have to do that with me floating right here? 638 00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:49,255 [MOCKINGLY] Me me me me me me me! 639 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,169 Hey, mister. 640 00:31:50,299 --> 00:31:51,300 What about the food? 641 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:53,346 The sign said diner. 642 00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:55,261 Yeah, I'm the diner. 643 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:57,916 You didn't really fall for the sign, did you? 644 00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:01,615 I mean, that's the oldest trick in the book. 645 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:03,182 We're hungry. 646 00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:04,487 HANSEL: Try starving! 647 00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:06,446 I love this job! 648 00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:07,751 [troll laughs] 649 00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:09,579 Oh! 650 00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:12,887 You should have followed the skull and crossbones, kid. 651 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:14,889 Hey, wood sprite. 652 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,021 Get away from them. 653 00:32:16,151 --> 00:32:17,413 You trying to ruin my fun again? 654 00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:20,373 Just making nice with our guests, genius. 655 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:23,115 Why don't you go outside and wait for your Ab-buster 3,000 656 00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:24,072 to arrive? 657 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:26,683 Heaven knows you need it. 658 00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:27,684 And I'm not a wood sprite. 659 00:32:27,815 --> 00:32:29,338 I'm a wood faerie. 660 00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:32,776 And you would know that if you weren't such a drop out. 661 00:32:32,907 --> 00:32:34,953 I'm much more beautiful than wood sprite. 662 00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,303 Ugh. 663 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:38,826 Much more of a pain. 664 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,610 Wish I never captured you. 665 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:42,438 Ugh, dames. 666 00:32:42,569 --> 00:32:45,093 Bah. 667 00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:46,486 So? 668 00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:47,443 [troll grunts] 669 00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:48,662 Zap me, fat boy! 670 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:50,664 Take me out of my misery! 671 00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:55,625 [gun zapping] 672 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:59,412 Stop moving, you dumb pixie! 673 00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,762 [troll grunting] 674 00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:03,329 The thing that twists his noodle 675 00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:04,939 is he can't figure out whether he's just a bad shot, 676 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,985 or I'm really that quick. 677 00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:08,203 Watch it, tubs. 678 00:33:08,334 --> 00:33:09,465 You're going to blow a blood vessel. 679 00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:10,684 [gun zapping] 680 00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:14,383 Leave my blood vessels out of it! 681 00:33:14,514 --> 00:33:19,736 [distant gun zapping] 682 00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:21,042 Hansel? 683 00:33:21,173 --> 00:33:22,087 Gretel? 684 00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:23,218 Hansel? 685 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:24,393 This is troll country. 686 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,091 I wouldn't want you to run into one. 687 00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:27,092 Gretel? 688 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:28,484 Hansel? 689 00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:29,355 Hansel? 690 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,009 Gretel? 691 00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:33,402 Just when I thought I actually made some real friends. 692 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:41,671 Fine. 693 00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:43,151 Fine. 694 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:44,761 Maybe I'll find another couple of lost children 695 00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:46,285 who will appreciate my help. 696 00:33:49,288 --> 00:33:53,596 [troll grunting] 697 00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:54,815 Hansel? 698 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:59,428 [troll laughing and grunting] 699 00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:10,700 You are the weakest link! 700 00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:11,919 [crash] 701 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:13,834 Goodbye! 702 00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:16,967 [liquid bubbling] 703 00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:21,537 Sandman! 704 00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:23,800 I thought we'd never see you again! 705 00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:26,281 Oh, oh, ye have little faith. 706 00:34:26,412 --> 00:34:28,588 Just ah-- Let me just ah-- 707 00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:29,850 let me get the lock. OK. 708 00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:31,112 [inaudible] 709 00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:32,722 Thank you, Sandman. 710 00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:36,291 And, uh-huh. 711 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:37,162 Let's vamoose. 712 00:34:37,292 --> 00:34:38,163 Come on. 713 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,077 All right. 714 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:41,383 This way, follow me. 715 00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:42,341 Hold on. 716 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:44,778 [thunder rumbling] 717 00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,823 Be a darling, would you? 718 00:34:46,954 --> 00:34:47,868 Back off! 719 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:50,000 I know who you are, faerie girl. 720 00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:50,958 Just-- 721 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:52,046 What's wrong, Sandman? 722 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:54,440 Sandman? 723 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:57,095 As in sprinkle, sprinkle, sleepy sleep? 724 00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:59,358 I do kids, all right? 725 00:34:59,488 --> 00:35:01,838 And the occasional troll. 726 00:35:01,969 --> 00:35:02,752 Yeah, yeah, good job. 727 00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:04,363 Could you possibly-- 728 00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:08,236 I don't trust anybody who, uh, dates the Boogeyman. 729 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:09,368 What? 730 00:35:09,498 --> 00:35:10,978 Who told you that? 731 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,633 We haven't been going out for, like, hours. 732 00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:16,201 I guess you boogie oogie oogied till you 733 00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:18,333 just couldn't boogie no more. 734 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,248 I am not that kind of faerie! 735 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,859 We just happened not to get along. 736 00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,514 Besides, he doesn't use a handkerchief. 737 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:27,255 OK, good luck. 738 00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:29,910 And I'm sure, once you get free, you will find Mister Right. 739 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,694 Let's go, let's go. 740 00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:33,174 We can't just leave her here. 741 00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,654 HANSEL: Yeah, maybe she can help us. 742 00:35:34,784 --> 00:35:36,743 You know, two heads are better than one. 743 00:35:39,789 --> 00:35:43,445 So, uh, so somebody doesn't like the job I'm doing? 744 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:44,794 No, no. 745 00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:46,840 What he means is she has faerie powers. 746 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,015 Maybe she can help us. 747 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,451 I'm pretty mean with the wand. 748 00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,458 Maybe, um, maybe, you have a point. 749 00:35:56,589 --> 00:35:57,590 I just, uh-- 750 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,591 OK. 751 00:35:58,721 --> 00:36:00,549 Uh, you two wait outside. 752 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,463 We should speak. 753 00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:02,421 We can wait. 754 00:36:04,945 --> 00:36:10,211 This is strictly one magical character to another, 755 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:11,604 you understand? 756 00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,954 So, uh, OK? 757 00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:14,998 Great. 758 00:36:19,351 --> 00:36:21,440 OK. 759 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,355 First things first-- you can only use 760 00:36:23,485 --> 00:36:24,921 your magic against the enemy. 761 00:36:25,052 --> 00:36:26,836 On my honor as a member of the Faerie Clan. 762 00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:28,098 I am in charge here. 763 00:36:28,229 --> 00:36:29,535 Aye, aye, captain. 764 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:32,886 And remember-- you are bound by faerie code. 765 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,017 Right. 766 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,802 Faerie code. 767 00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,282 Absolutely. 768 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:38,979 Whatever. 769 00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:42,765 Can you please help me get out of these bracelets? 770 00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:45,028 OK. 771 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:47,248 There's that. 772 00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:49,032 And-- 773 00:36:49,163 --> 00:36:50,077 Thank you. 774 00:36:53,254 --> 00:36:55,735 Oh, you got, uh, that's, uh-- 775 00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:59,042 guess it's important to accessorize. 776 00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:00,000 Ooh. 777 00:37:00,130 --> 00:37:01,958 That's nice. 778 00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:03,917 Are you trying to seduce me? 779 00:37:04,047 --> 00:37:05,092 Because-- whew! 780 00:37:23,937 --> 00:37:26,766 [WHISPERS] You don't have a clue where you are, do you? 781 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,463 What is with all the questions? 782 00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:29,769 I haven't had sleep in two days. 783 00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:31,553 Do you mind? 784 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:34,556 And I happen to know exactly where we are. 785 00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:36,689 Well? 786 00:37:36,819 --> 00:37:39,213 The magic forest. 787 00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:41,607 On our way out, if you want to get technical. 788 00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:43,522 OK, Sandy, since you know so much about the forest-- 789 00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:47,526 where's the thousand-year-old twisting birch? 790 00:37:47,656 --> 00:37:49,484 Easy. 791 00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:50,485 Eh. 792 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:04,412 That way. 793 00:38:04,543 --> 00:38:07,067 There is no thousand-year-old twisting birch. 794 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:13,769 Are you purposely trying to undermine my authority? 795 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:16,032 Listen, if we don't get these kids something to eat soon, 796 00:38:16,163 --> 00:38:17,425 they're going to waste away to nothing. 797 00:38:17,556 --> 00:38:19,079 So the sooner we get them home, the sooner 798 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:20,602 they can get something to eat. 799 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:27,348 And I think it's about time you were voted off. 800 00:38:27,479 --> 00:38:28,393 [crow caws] 801 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:32,005 Food! 802 00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:33,006 Oh! 803 00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:38,490 [creatures howling] 804 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:50,284 [wolves howling] 805 00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:02,557 I can't walk another step. 806 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:05,125 I'm too hungry. 807 00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:06,126 Come on, Gretel. 808 00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:07,301 It won't be long now. 809 00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:08,563 We'll be out of here soon. 810 00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:10,130 You'll see. 811 00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:13,263 Carry me, Sandman? 812 00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:14,569 Me too. 813 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,311 No, it's, uh, this way. 814 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:18,660 Not too far now. 815 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:19,748 Come on. 816 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,144 I wouldn't go that way, if I were you. 817 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:28,757 Excuse me? 818 00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:29,976 Well, that way will just carry you deeper into the forest. 819 00:39:30,106 --> 00:39:31,760 I don't think so. 820 00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:34,937 You are so in denial. 821 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:36,069 Psst. 822 00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:42,858 Am not! 823 00:39:42,989 --> 00:39:44,207 You so are! 824 00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:45,121 Am not! 825 00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:46,340 Yes, you are! 826 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:47,254 Am not! 827 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,211 Yes, you are. 828 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,299 Am not. 829 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:50,997 Am not, not, not-- 830 00:39:51,127 --> 00:39:53,565 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 831 00:39:53,695 --> 00:39:54,435 Yes! 832 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:55,436 Not, not, not! 833 00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:56,959 [crow caws] 834 00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:01,137 Oh, nice. 835 00:40:01,268 --> 00:40:02,443 Dinner and a movie? 836 00:40:02,574 --> 00:40:04,358 I like it. 837 00:40:04,489 --> 00:40:05,751 Uh, hello? 838 00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:07,709 Yoo-hoo! 839 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,624 Table for one! 840 00:40:09,755 --> 00:40:11,060 I'm ready to place my order. 841 00:40:11,191 --> 00:40:12,497 Yoo-hoo! 842 00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:13,976 Hello? 843 00:40:14,107 --> 00:40:15,282 I'll call back later. 844 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,718 Can I get a little service? 845 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:17,676 Waiter? 846 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:18,590 [troll laughing] 847 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,026 Waiter? 848 00:40:20,156 --> 00:40:24,204 Not, not, not, not, not, not, not-- 849 00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,292 Yes, you are. 850 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:26,293 Yes, you are. 851 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,425 Yes, you are! 852 00:40:30,993 --> 00:40:32,821 That does it! 853 00:40:32,952 --> 00:40:34,823 [bell rings] 854 00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:35,781 Ooh! 855 00:40:35,911 --> 00:40:37,826 Ahh! 856 00:40:37,957 --> 00:40:40,263 Let's go, light bulb. 857 00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:43,745 You're joking, right? 858 00:40:43,876 --> 00:40:44,920 Putting up your dukes! 859 00:40:45,051 --> 00:40:45,921 You're frightened, huh? 860 00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:46,966 Ha! 861 00:40:48,924 --> 00:40:49,969 I'm a wood faerie. 862 00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:51,057 And? 863 00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:54,060 I'm a girl wood faerie. 864 00:40:54,190 --> 00:40:56,149 You brought down the thunder, baby. 865 00:40:56,279 --> 00:41:00,327 I believe in equal rights for men, women, and wood fairies. 866 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,371 Why I outta! 867 00:41:12,339 --> 00:41:14,733 Can you smell what the Sandman's cooking? 868 00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:20,434 BOTH: Go faerie! 869 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:21,391 Go faerie! 870 00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:22,828 Go faerie! Go faerie! 871 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:23,829 Go faerie! 872 00:41:23,959 --> 00:41:24,786 Go fairy! 873 00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:25,700 Go faerie! 874 00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:27,223 Oh, you're pinching. 875 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:32,446 [crowd cheering] 876 00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:33,969 You're kidding, right? 877 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,884 It doesn't say that. 878 00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:38,583 Well, it might. 879 00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:40,454 Come on, I'm just trying to spice it up a little bit. 880 00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:41,411 It's OK, daddy. 881 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:42,935 You were doing just fine. 882 00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:43,805 Are you sure? 883 00:41:43,936 --> 00:41:45,938 Not too scary? 884 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:49,463 It's actually pretty good. 885 00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:50,508 OK. 886 00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:53,946 OK. 887 00:41:54,076 --> 00:41:55,469 Hm. 888 00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:00,300 [sandman groaning] 889 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:01,431 I'm fine. 890 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:02,302 That was nice. 891 00:42:02,432 --> 00:42:03,216 I like that, the-- 892 00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:04,260 Thank you. 893 00:42:04,391 --> 00:42:06,393 --the whole flip and the-- 894 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,437 OK. 895 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:08,613 All right. 896 00:42:08,743 --> 00:42:09,657 OK. 897 00:42:09,788 --> 00:42:10,789 Oh, oh. 898 00:42:10,919 --> 00:42:13,269 Maybe, uh, maybe L5, L6. 899 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,097 I don't-- a compressed disc. 900 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:17,012 But I'm-- I'm OK. 901 00:42:17,143 --> 00:42:18,318 Oh, oh! 902 00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:19,841 [clock chimes] 903 00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:20,842 Not already. 904 00:42:20,973 --> 00:42:21,756 What's up? 905 00:42:21,887 --> 00:42:22,801 I have to go. 906 00:42:22,931 --> 00:42:23,845 WOOD FAIRY: What about the kids? 907 00:42:23,976 --> 00:42:25,107 I, I know-- 908 00:42:25,238 --> 00:42:27,022 I'll, I'll be back as fast as I can, 909 00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:28,589 and I will get you out of this forest. 910 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:30,199 And I will get you breakfast. 911 00:42:30,330 --> 00:42:31,505 I mean it! 912 00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:34,464 Eggs, toast, waffles, bacon-- 913 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:36,815 you name it. 914 00:42:36,945 --> 00:42:42,168 Wild boar, pumpernickel bread, Black Forest gateau with fries. 915 00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:50,002 That's going to be a little tough at the drive-thru. 916 00:42:50,132 --> 00:42:51,177 [wood faerie chuckles] 917 00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:52,221 Just gonna, uh-- 918 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,533 off like-- ooh, it hurts-- 919 00:42:59,664 --> 00:43:03,842 off like a light, into the night! 920 00:43:03,972 --> 00:43:06,366 [twinkling] 921 00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:17,246 What now? 922 00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:19,771 You two look exhausted. 923 00:43:19,901 --> 00:43:21,337 I'll tell you what. 924 00:43:21,468 --> 00:43:23,513 You two settle in here for a little bit. 925 00:43:23,644 --> 00:43:26,168 I'll buzz around and see what I can find, OK? 926 00:43:26,299 --> 00:43:27,779 I'll be back in a flash. 927 00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:29,650 [whoosh] 928 00:43:29,781 --> 00:43:31,783 No pun intended. 929 00:43:31,913 --> 00:43:32,784 Hurry back. 930 00:43:38,311 --> 00:43:41,793 Closer, closer, closer now! 931 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,578 Maybe a little breeze in the night 932 00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:48,582 will help this tasty meal on its way. 933 00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:54,066 [witch cackling] 934 00:43:54,196 --> 00:43:57,635 [intense music] 935 00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:05,643 [wind gushing] 936 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,255 WOOD FAERIE: Hansel? 937 00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:10,256 Gretel! 938 00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:13,520 Help me! 939 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,521 The wood faerie! 940 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:16,044 She's in trouble! 941 00:44:16,175 --> 00:44:17,698 She told us to wait here. 942 00:44:17,829 --> 00:44:19,091 But she's in trouble! 943 00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:20,005 Hansel! 944 00:44:20,135 --> 00:44:21,876 Gretel! 945 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:25,532 We have to help her! 946 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,622 [wind gushing] 947 00:44:49,817 --> 00:44:52,690 [birds chirping] 948 00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:01,176 Gretel! 949 00:45:01,307 --> 00:45:02,525 Gretel, wake up! 950 00:45:06,529 --> 00:45:08,575 Where's the wood faerie? 951 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:09,619 I don't know. 952 00:45:14,755 --> 00:45:16,365 Hey, Gretel. 953 00:45:16,496 --> 00:45:17,366 Do you smell that? 954 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,154 Yes! 955 00:45:27,550 --> 00:45:30,510 [music playing] 956 00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:27,872 Two very hungry children are feasting on my house. 957 00:46:28,002 --> 00:46:30,004 Can you see us? 958 00:46:30,135 --> 00:46:32,093 I am a little short-sighted. 959 00:46:32,224 --> 00:46:39,622 But I can hear you and, more importantly, I can smell you. 960 00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:44,062 A boy and a girl. 961 00:46:44,192 --> 00:46:45,411 What are your names? 962 00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:46,673 I'm Gretel. 963 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,283 This is my brother, Hansel. 964 00:46:48,414 --> 00:46:49,241 Hello. 965 00:46:49,371 --> 00:46:50,633 Oh! 966 00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:51,678 Oh. 967 00:46:53,767 --> 00:46:55,638 There's lots more where this comes from. 968 00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:56,552 Wow! 969 00:46:56,683 --> 00:46:58,163 Real food! 970 00:46:58,293 --> 00:46:59,817 Please, help yourselves. 971 00:46:59,947 --> 00:47:01,862 Thank you! 972 00:47:01,993 --> 00:47:04,647 Oh, you're all skin and bone. 973 00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:10,653 Here, come inside. 974 00:47:10,784 --> 00:47:14,222 There's lots more to eat. 975 00:47:14,353 --> 00:47:15,615 What are you thinking? 976 00:47:15,745 --> 00:47:19,314 I'm not, my stomach is. 977 00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:21,055 Something isn't right. 978 00:47:21,186 --> 00:47:21,926 Oh, Gretel. 979 00:47:22,056 --> 00:47:23,710 You're way too cautious. 980 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:27,975 She's just a sweet old lady with a ton of food she needs eating. 981 00:47:28,106 --> 00:47:30,673 Well, I guess you're right. 982 00:47:30,804 --> 00:47:33,676 I mean, she can barely see us. 983 00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:35,200 Exactly. 984 00:47:35,330 --> 00:47:37,463 And when was the last time we had this much to eat? 985 00:47:37,593 --> 00:47:39,030 Try never. 986 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,596 Right. 987 00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:44,731 So I say, we eat like pigs, smile, eat some more. 988 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,515 Pack as much food as we can carry, 989 00:47:46,646 --> 00:47:50,041 say our thank you's, and get out of this forest. 990 00:47:50,171 --> 00:47:52,565 You with me? 991 00:47:52,695 --> 00:47:54,523 WOMAN: Oh, look what I just found! 992 00:47:54,654 --> 00:47:59,137 A big pan-fried river trout, wild boar, pumpernickel bread, 993 00:47:59,267 --> 00:48:01,617 some Black Forest gateau. 994 00:48:01,748 --> 00:48:04,229 Oh, and a side of fries! 995 00:48:04,359 --> 00:48:05,230 Got any ketchup? 996 00:48:09,538 --> 00:48:12,019 [ethereal music] 997 00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:57,499 WOMAN: Come, hurry! 998 00:48:57,630 --> 00:48:58,544 Gorge yourselves! 999 00:48:58,674 --> 00:48:59,501 Feast! 1000 00:48:59,632 --> 00:49:01,373 Pig out until you oink! 1001 00:49:01,503 --> 00:49:02,852 Eat, feed, devour! 1002 00:49:02,983 --> 00:49:05,725 I love to hear little children eating. 1003 00:49:05,855 --> 00:49:07,988 It makes me so, so-- 1004 00:49:08,119 --> 00:49:10,121 oh! 1005 00:49:10,251 --> 00:49:13,080 Is it getting hot in here? 1006 00:49:13,211 --> 00:49:14,125 You just go ahead. 1007 00:49:14,255 --> 00:49:15,953 You eat as much as you like. 1008 00:49:24,874 --> 00:49:26,702 HANSEL: So good. 1009 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:28,269 Here, have some. 1010 00:49:34,232 --> 00:49:35,624 [whip snaps] 1011 00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:37,409 Let's get the show on the road. 1012 00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:39,759 Somewhere, someone has an egg and a muffin 1013 00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:40,978 and a sausage on the grill, and I'm 1014 00:49:41,108 --> 00:49:42,892 ready to place an order, kids! 1015 00:49:43,023 --> 00:49:44,285 Kids? 1016 00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:45,373 Hansel? 1017 00:49:45,504 --> 00:49:46,287 Gretel! 1018 00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:47,332 Hansel? 1019 00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:48,420 Gretel? 1020 00:49:48,550 --> 00:49:49,377 Daglo? 1021 00:49:49,508 --> 00:49:51,118 Hansel? 1022 00:49:51,249 --> 00:49:52,511 Great. 1023 00:49:52,641 --> 00:49:54,469 I spend a whole night at work just to come 1024 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,341 home to an empty forest. 1025 00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:57,472 OK. 1026 00:49:57,603 --> 00:49:58,604 Hansel? 1027 00:49:58,734 --> 00:49:59,518 Gretel? 1028 00:49:59,648 --> 00:50:00,475 Hansel? 1029 00:50:00,606 --> 00:50:01,302 [distant twinkling] 1030 00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:04,044 Hello? 1031 00:50:04,175 --> 00:50:08,570 [loud twinkling] 1032 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,847 [sandman vocalizing] 1033 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:34,814 Well. 1034 00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:44,345 I thought I'd never say this, but thank you. 1035 00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:46,956 What are you doing here, and where are the kids? 1036 00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:49,872 Well, as soon as you checked out for the night shift, 1037 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:52,005 it turned into a twister around here. 1038 00:50:52,136 --> 00:50:53,659 And I got separated from the kids, 1039 00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:56,531 and then I got trapped under this branch. 1040 00:50:56,662 --> 00:50:58,664 They still should be where I left them. 1041 00:50:58,794 --> 00:51:01,101 Well, well, they're not. 1042 00:51:01,232 --> 00:51:02,537 Let's get looking. 1043 00:51:02,668 --> 00:51:06,106 If anything happened to those children, I will-- 1044 00:51:06,237 --> 00:51:07,020 Gretel? 1045 00:51:07,151 --> 00:51:07,934 Hansel? 1046 00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:08,848 Gretel? 1047 00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:09,892 Hansel? 1048 00:51:10,023 --> 00:51:10,937 Gretel! 1049 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:16,508 [man singing on tv] 1050 00:51:25,995 --> 00:51:27,301 SPEAKER [ON TV]: The benefits of laughter. 1051 00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:30,087 It's no secret that laughter makes you smile. 1052 00:51:30,217 --> 00:51:31,392 Well, guess what? 1053 00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,046 It also raises the levels of chemicals 1054 00:51:33,177 --> 00:51:35,483 that have a positive effect on your immune system. 1055 00:51:35,614 --> 00:51:37,137 So go ahead-- 1056 00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:40,836 I asked for a lemon drop martini, shaken not stirred, 1057 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:44,884 and with sugar all the way around the rim. 1058 00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:49,018 I finished the kitchen, the bedroom, and bathroom. 1059 00:51:49,149 --> 00:51:50,803 Upstairs and down? 1060 00:51:50,933 --> 00:51:51,804 TROLL: Yes. 1061 00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:52,718 Yes, what? 1062 00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:56,896 Yes, darling dearest. 1063 00:51:57,026 --> 00:51:58,593 And the wire hangers? 1064 00:51:58,724 --> 00:51:59,942 TROLL: All gone. 1065 00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:01,205 Good. 1066 00:52:01,335 --> 00:52:05,165 Now, fix me something to eat. 1067 00:52:05,296 --> 00:52:07,211 [troll growls] 1068 00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:10,910 It's not fair. 1069 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,303 I'm a ferocious troll. 1070 00:52:12,433 --> 00:52:14,305 This is my house. 1071 00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:15,871 What was that, my sweet? 1072 00:52:16,002 --> 00:52:19,353 No, nothing, darling dearest! 1073 00:52:19,484 --> 00:52:24,141 By the way, your card is way over the limit. 1074 00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:25,446 I think you'd better start thinking 1075 00:52:25,577 --> 00:52:27,796 about getting a real job. 1076 00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:32,105 We can't live on credit forever, now, can we? 1077 00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:34,063 [troll chuckles] 1078 00:52:34,194 --> 00:52:38,155 [troll weeping] 1079 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:43,595 [children groaning] 1080 00:52:43,725 --> 00:52:45,336 My stomach's gonna explode. 1081 00:52:48,077 --> 00:52:49,470 Wafer thin mints? 1082 00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:50,689 No. 1083 00:52:50,819 --> 00:52:52,647 Full up. 1084 00:52:52,778 --> 00:52:53,692 We should be going. 1085 00:52:53,822 --> 00:52:55,520 Huh? 1086 00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:59,567 I just don't think I can move. 1087 00:52:59,698 --> 00:53:01,613 It's getting dark out. 1088 00:53:01,743 --> 00:53:05,704 Well, of course you must go. 1089 00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:09,664 But the forest is no place at night for two small children, 1090 00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:15,453 what with trolls and wolves, all manner of creatures out there, 1091 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:19,848 roaming the cold, dark unknown. 1092 00:53:19,979 --> 00:53:24,375 But, you know best. 1093 00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:26,507 I could pack you a doggy bag. 1094 00:53:26,638 --> 00:53:30,424 Or what if you stayed here tonight, and in the morning 1095 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:32,339 we'll have a big breakfast! 1096 00:53:32,470 --> 00:53:35,429 And then I'll take you to the edge of the forest. 1097 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:40,478 We can have eggs and bacon, sausage, mushrooms, 1098 00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:41,914 French toast, the works. 1099 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,615 But there's nowhere for us to sleep. 1100 00:53:47,746 --> 00:53:49,356 Nonsense, child. 1101 00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:50,618 Look. 1102 00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:56,189 [music playing] 1103 00:53:59,148 --> 00:54:00,585 OK. 1104 00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:02,587 But right after breakfast, we go. 1105 00:54:02,717 --> 00:54:03,631 Of course. 1106 00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:18,820 Goodnight, you delicious young things. 1107 00:54:18,951 --> 00:54:20,126 HANSEL: Goodnight. 1108 00:54:20,257 --> 00:54:23,651 Sleep well, with full tummies. 1109 00:54:26,741 --> 00:54:27,612 GRETEL: Goodnight. 1110 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:37,404 And dream of a grand slam breakfast. 1111 00:54:37,535 --> 00:54:41,060 HANSEL: Remember, we eat, then we bust a move, OK? 1112 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:41,974 GRETEL: OK. 1113 00:54:42,104 --> 00:54:43,802 [loud fart] 1114 00:54:43,932 --> 00:54:46,370 Hansel! 1115 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:51,636 [eerie music] 1116 00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:54,029 [wolves howling] 1117 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:54,987 Gretel? 1118 00:54:55,117 --> 00:54:56,336 Ha- Hansel? 1119 00:54:56,467 --> 00:54:57,381 Gretel? 1120 00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:59,208 Hansel? 1121 00:54:59,339 --> 00:55:01,820 Gretel? 1122 00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:02,951 They're gone. 1123 00:55:03,082 --> 00:55:05,171 Those poor kids, I let them down. 1124 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,303 What if the witch has them? 1125 00:55:06,433 --> 00:55:07,869 Don't be silly. 1126 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,306 They're probably at home right now, tucked up in bed. 1127 00:55:09,436 --> 00:55:11,003 No, they're not! 1128 00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:12,918 They're hopelessly lost and starving, and, and wondering 1129 00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:15,268 why I abandoned them. 1130 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:17,226 I was supposed to help them, but I just 1131 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:18,445 ended up making things worse. 1132 00:55:18,576 --> 00:55:21,666 Don't say that. 1133 00:55:21,796 --> 00:55:23,232 I just-- just-- 1134 00:55:29,978 --> 00:55:32,067 I'm not a-- 1135 00:55:32,198 --> 00:55:33,504 I'm not a mythic-- 1136 00:55:33,634 --> 00:55:34,896 mythical archetype. 1137 00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:37,769 I'm just a-- just a fairy tale character. 1138 00:55:37,899 --> 00:55:41,990 And not very good one. 1139 00:55:42,121 --> 00:55:44,210 Kids don't like me. 1140 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:45,603 I mean, have you ever met a kid that 1141 00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:47,909 actually wants to go to sleep? 1142 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:48,910 Course not. 1143 00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:53,698 I hate myself. 1144 00:55:53,828 --> 00:55:56,091 I hate my job. 1145 00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:57,702 Sandman, it's nobody's fault. 1146 00:55:57,832 --> 00:56:00,226 Leave, leave me alone. 1147 00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,836 Don't. 1148 00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:05,274 Just go away into the forest, so I can be by myself. 1149 00:56:10,541 --> 00:56:11,977 Hansel! 1150 00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:13,108 Hansel, wake up. 1151 00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:14,283 Wake up! 1152 00:56:14,414 --> 00:56:15,546 What's happening? 1153 00:56:15,676 --> 00:56:19,027 I don't know, but I'm scared. 1154 00:56:19,158 --> 00:56:21,508 [wolf howling] 1155 00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:27,384 [eerie music] 1156 00:56:27,514 --> 00:56:33,520 Well, we are so out of here. 1157 00:56:37,219 --> 00:56:38,307 [crow cawing] 1158 00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:39,483 RAVEN: Uh, uh, uh. 1159 00:56:39,613 --> 00:56:40,745 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1160 00:56:44,966 --> 00:56:46,272 OK, keep on going. 1161 00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:48,579 I'm just trying to help. 1162 00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:51,495 Who is that? 1163 00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:54,846 Hey, kid, just leave the window alone, all right? 1164 00:56:54,976 --> 00:56:55,977 Get back in bed. 1165 00:56:56,108 --> 00:56:57,631 Go to sleep. 1166 00:56:57,762 --> 00:56:59,981 Old girl doesn't take too kindly to the main course 1167 00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:01,853 trying to make a run for it. 1168 00:57:01,983 --> 00:57:03,594 A talking raven. 1169 00:57:03,724 --> 00:57:05,944 Kid, you're in a magic forest. 1170 00:57:06,074 --> 00:57:07,162 Talking ravens? 1171 00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:08,860 We're a dime a dozen. 1172 00:57:08,990 --> 00:57:11,123 Don't leave. 1173 00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:13,212 The fun's just starting. 1174 00:57:16,737 --> 00:57:18,739 It tires me unnecessarily to have 1175 00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:21,089 to chase down my next meal. 1176 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:22,264 You're not going to eat us? 1177 00:57:22,395 --> 00:57:25,790 Oh, yes, indeed I am. 1178 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:29,271 The main course bratwurst. 1179 00:57:29,402 --> 00:57:35,582 But first, we have to supersize you a little bit. 1180 00:57:35,713 --> 00:57:37,845 Not as weak as I look, eh? 1181 00:57:37,976 --> 00:57:38,759 HANSEL: Hey! 1182 00:57:38,890 --> 00:57:40,108 Open the door! 1183 00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:43,329 Any funny business from you, and-- 1184 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,330 [wood snaps] 1185 00:57:44,461 --> 00:57:45,287 HANSEL: Gretel, help! 1186 00:57:45,418 --> 00:57:46,288 Let me out of here! 1187 00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:48,682 Come along. 1188 00:57:48,813 --> 00:57:51,642 Emeril, eat your heart out. 1189 00:57:51,772 --> 00:57:53,252 Bam! 1190 00:57:53,382 --> 00:57:54,383 OK, shorty. 1191 00:57:54,514 --> 00:57:55,907 Show us what you've got. 1192 00:57:56,037 --> 00:58:00,346 But no Tex-Mex-- gives me the most horrendous gas. 1193 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:01,390 [woman farts] 1194 00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:03,175 RAVEN: Oh, you got that right! 1195 00:58:03,305 --> 00:58:04,568 Watch it! 1196 00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:08,136 I'm not against seeing raven on the menu. 1197 00:58:08,267 --> 00:58:10,487 All right, knock yourself out, chef. 1198 00:58:14,578 --> 00:58:15,840 Sandman! 1199 00:58:15,970 --> 00:58:17,363 Sandman. 1200 00:58:17,494 --> 00:58:18,320 where'd you go? 1201 00:58:18,451 --> 00:58:20,105 I've got something that-- 1202 00:58:20,235 --> 00:58:21,106 there you are. 1203 00:58:25,327 --> 00:58:27,678 What are you doing? 1204 00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:32,378 Putting myself to sleep forever. 1205 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:35,337 [magical twinkling] 1206 00:58:37,252 --> 00:58:38,427 Will you cut that out, you idiot? 1207 00:58:38,558 --> 00:58:40,429 I found them. 1208 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:42,301 That's nice. 1209 00:58:42,431 --> 00:58:44,477 Nighty, night. 1210 00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:46,044 Will you wake up? 1211 00:58:46,174 --> 00:58:48,133 Did you hear what I said? 1212 00:58:48,263 --> 00:58:51,702 [MIMICKING CHILD VOICE] Is that you, mommy? 1213 00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:58,273 I said my prayers and I went potty, just like you told me. 1214 00:58:58,404 --> 00:59:01,538 And now it's sleepy time. 1215 00:59:05,019 --> 00:59:08,414 [sandman snoring] 1216 00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:15,639 Oh, that stinks! 1217 00:59:15,769 --> 00:59:17,162 That's-- I haven't smelled anything like 1218 00:59:17,292 --> 00:59:18,076 that since I pulled a finger. 1219 00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:18,990 What is that? 1220 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,121 What is-- 1221 00:59:20,252 --> 00:59:22,776 Eau de trollette. 1222 00:59:22,907 --> 00:59:25,083 Can I just say one thing? 1223 00:59:25,213 --> 00:59:26,563 Ew! 1224 00:59:26,693 --> 00:59:28,086 Will you listen? 1225 00:59:28,216 --> 00:59:29,609 I found Hansel and Gretel, but they're in trouble. 1226 00:59:29,740 --> 00:59:30,784 You found them? 1227 00:59:30,915 --> 00:59:32,656 Oh! 1228 00:59:32,786 --> 00:59:33,700 Oh, aye yi yi. 1229 00:59:33,831 --> 00:59:35,572 I'm sorry, I just, uh, I just-- 1230 00:59:38,705 --> 00:59:39,837 did you say they're in trouble? 1231 00:59:39,967 --> 00:59:40,794 Yes! 1232 00:59:45,407 --> 00:59:47,540 And she cooks too. 1233 00:59:47,671 --> 00:59:48,410 Mm! 1234 00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:49,455 Good job. 1235 00:59:53,415 --> 00:59:55,679 Feeding time! 1236 00:59:55,809 --> 01:00:02,250 [light music] 1237 01:00:02,381 --> 01:00:03,164 [hansel burps] 1238 01:00:03,295 --> 01:00:09,780 [music playing] 1239 01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:10,650 [hansel burps] 1240 01:00:10,781 --> 01:00:18,223 [music playing] 1241 01:00:18,353 --> 01:00:19,137 [hansel burps] 1242 01:00:19,267 --> 01:00:22,749 [music playing] 1243 01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:30,627 [hansel burps] 1244 01:00:30,757 --> 01:00:34,718 [music playing] 1245 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:08,534 [hansel burping] 1246 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:12,146 [music playing] 1247 01:01:23,157 --> 01:01:26,639 [woman snoring] 1248 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:34,647 [woman snorts] 1249 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:39,957 [SLEEPILY] Put it in the oven and boil them. 1250 01:01:40,087 --> 01:01:46,441 [woman snoring] 1251 01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:59,585 Hansel, don't eat so much! 1252 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:03,894 Oh my word, you must have put at least 60 pounds already! 1253 01:02:04,024 --> 01:02:08,550 Drizzled with sun blush tomato juice. 1254 01:02:08,681 --> 01:02:09,813 HANSEL: I can't help it! 1255 01:02:09,943 --> 01:02:11,597 It all tastes so good! 1256 01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:15,035 I never knew you were so talented. 1257 01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:16,297 Thank you. 1258 01:02:16,428 --> 01:02:18,343 I tried to blend old-fashioned recipes 1259 01:02:18,473 --> 01:02:24,001 with modern-day seasonings and Cordon bleu sensibilities. 1260 01:02:24,131 --> 01:02:25,263 What am I doing? 1261 01:02:25,393 --> 01:02:28,309 Once you're fat enough, it's-- 1262 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,441 HANSEL: Don't worry. 1263 01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:31,878 I've got a plan. 1264 01:02:32,009 --> 01:02:33,314 Like the rocks? 1265 01:02:33,445 --> 01:02:34,228 HANSEL: Trust me. 1266 01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:35,621 This one will work. 1267 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:36,796 Hey! 1268 01:02:36,927 --> 01:02:37,797 Stop talking. 1269 01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:43,194 It burns too many calories. 1270 01:02:43,324 --> 01:02:44,369 Now, let me see your hand, here. 1271 01:02:49,330 --> 01:02:50,201 What's this? 1272 01:02:50,331 --> 01:02:51,855 What are you feeding him? 1273 01:02:51,985 --> 01:02:56,947 If this is some sort of low fat, high carb, wacky diet 1274 01:02:57,077 --> 01:02:59,558 you've got him on, this must change and fast. 1275 01:02:59,688 --> 01:03:02,604 I want twice the fat, twice the sugar, and three times 1276 01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:03,605 the helpings! 1277 01:03:07,044 --> 01:03:08,697 I'm hungry. 1278 01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:10,874 It's all the talk about food. 1279 01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:12,310 Can I get a cookie? 1280 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,486 I'm just getting to the good part. 1281 01:03:14,616 --> 01:03:16,575 Wait for me, I'll be back in a flash. 1282 01:03:16,705 --> 01:03:17,750 Grab me one, too, OK? 1283 01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:22,320 [crashing thunder] 1284 01:03:23,843 --> 01:03:25,932 Lost my appetite. 1285 01:03:26,063 --> 01:03:28,935 Are you sure? 1286 01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:30,241 OK. 1287 01:03:30,371 --> 01:03:31,285 OK. 1288 01:03:36,551 --> 01:03:37,378 [crow caws] 1289 01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:39,598 Yo, cutie pie. 1290 01:03:39,728 --> 01:03:40,773 HANSEL: What do you want? 1291 01:03:40,904 --> 01:03:45,212 Yo, to stop by for a little chat. 1292 01:03:45,343 --> 01:03:46,648 HANSEL: Leave me alone. 1293 01:03:46,779 --> 01:03:49,260 Nice job fooling her with the chicken bone. 1294 01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:53,046 Be a shame if someone lets her in on the scam. 1295 01:03:53,177 --> 01:03:54,482 HANSEL: What do you mean? 1296 01:03:54,613 --> 01:03:56,397 Hey, kid, I'm family. 1297 01:03:56,528 --> 01:03:58,008 And family looks after each other. 1298 01:03:58,138 --> 01:04:01,315 I'm just offering you a little protection, that's all. 1299 01:04:01,446 --> 01:04:03,187 HANSEL: What? 1300 01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:06,407 Let's just say, pork chop, you give me something I want, 1301 01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:08,366 then I make sure our little secret stays between us. 1302 01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:10,020 Know what I mean? 1303 01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:11,630 HANSEL: Well, what can I give you? 1304 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,720 Hey, I'm not exactly the best-fed bird in the hood. 1305 01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:17,854 And no matter how much you like them, worms day after day-- 1306 01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:19,159 just nasty. 1307 01:04:19,290 --> 01:04:20,639 Trust me, fool. 1308 01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:22,467 HANSEL: So? 1309 01:04:22,597 --> 01:04:24,686 You're not getting the picture, are you, chunky? 1310 01:04:24,817 --> 01:04:26,210 Let me give some help. 1311 01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:29,866 From now on, I get 10% of everything you get. 1312 01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:33,086 I get to go worm-free, and you get a little extra time 1313 01:04:33,217 --> 01:04:34,871 before you make main course. 1314 01:04:35,001 --> 01:04:37,177 Everybody wins. 1315 01:04:37,308 --> 01:04:38,918 HANSEL: OK. 1316 01:04:39,049 --> 01:04:40,267 Listen up, boy. 1317 01:04:40,398 --> 01:04:42,356 You waltz on this deal, and the witch will 1318 01:04:42,487 --> 01:04:43,705 be the least of your problems. 1319 01:04:43,836 --> 01:04:44,706 You got it? 1320 01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:51,017 All right, banquet time, here we come! 1321 01:04:51,148 --> 01:04:52,018 Yeah. 1322 01:04:56,631 --> 01:05:01,593 Oh, man, this-- this is rabbit food! 1323 01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:02,507 What is this? 1324 01:05:02,637 --> 01:05:04,552 Honey butter glaze? 1325 01:05:04,683 --> 01:05:08,339 I remember asking for blackish Cajun. 1326 01:05:08,469 --> 01:05:09,340 Hello? 1327 01:05:21,787 --> 01:05:25,138 Oh, "Designing Women." 1328 01:05:25,269 --> 01:05:26,444 Oh, I love that show. 1329 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:36,584 I know I've been a bad troll, but I'll change, I swear. 1330 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:40,197 I've seen the errors of my ways. 1331 01:05:40,327 --> 01:05:45,550 Please, just, take her away. 1332 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:49,206 [troll weeping] 1333 01:06:06,179 --> 01:06:07,702 HANSEL: Wild boar again? 1334 01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:10,836 Can't you make some pad Thai noodles or jambalaya? 1335 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:12,881 How about some Kung Pao chicken with those crunchy noodles? 1336 01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:13,795 Oh, yeah. 1337 01:06:13,926 --> 01:06:15,145 Spicy. 1338 01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:16,755 HANSEL: Hey, and how about a grande decaf 1339 01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:17,799 double frappe ultra-- 1340 01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:19,062 Yeah, with cinnamon sprinkles. 1341 01:06:19,192 --> 01:06:20,846 HANSEL: How about a glass of water? 1342 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:21,760 Hey, jumbo. 1343 01:06:21,890 --> 01:06:22,674 The water? 1344 01:06:22,804 --> 01:06:23,544 Forget about it. 1345 01:06:23,675 --> 01:06:25,938 Witches hate water. 1346 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:27,548 What? 1347 01:06:27,679 --> 01:06:28,593 You're telling me you haven't seen the Wizard of Oz? 1348 01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:29,986 Look, kid, I like you. 1349 01:06:30,116 --> 01:06:31,770 I'm gonna take you under my wing. 1350 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:34,381 I got some inside information for you. 1351 01:06:34,512 --> 01:06:36,079 Little bird told me a secret about the old witch. 1352 01:06:49,222 --> 01:06:50,397 Oh, what? 1353 01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:52,008 What is it? 1354 01:06:52,138 --> 01:06:53,444 But I saw-- 1355 01:06:53,574 --> 01:06:55,881 I think it'd be wise to forget what you saw. 1356 01:06:59,624 --> 01:07:00,799 Clean it up! 1357 01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:16,728 You sure it was this way? 1358 01:07:16,858 --> 01:07:18,382 Come on, we don't have much time. 1359 01:07:18,512 --> 01:07:20,862 Uh, please, I-- 1360 01:07:20,993 --> 01:07:24,040 I just need a second to catch my breath. 1361 01:07:24,170 --> 01:07:25,171 OK, but just a second. 1362 01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:33,614 I need to talk to you about something. 1363 01:07:36,661 --> 01:07:43,015 I'm not actually a member of any faerie clan, and the stuff 1364 01:07:43,146 --> 01:07:47,498 that I said about you being voted off-- 1365 01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:48,847 I don't mean it. 1366 01:07:48,977 --> 01:07:49,761 It's OK. 1367 01:07:49,891 --> 01:07:51,371 I, I deserved it. 1368 01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:55,114 I, uh, I was trying to be somebody I'm not. 1369 01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:58,117 What do you mean? 1370 01:07:58,248 --> 01:08:00,337 I mean, you're my hero. 1371 01:08:00,467 --> 01:08:01,773 I mean, look at you! 1372 01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:03,905 Here you are, leading us into horrible danger 1373 01:08:04,036 --> 01:08:05,820 and facing almost certain death, and not even thinking 1374 01:08:05,951 --> 01:08:07,083 of a thing about yourself? 1375 01:08:10,173 --> 01:08:12,784 Well, maybe we shouldn't just rush into this. 1376 01:08:12,914 --> 01:08:16,222 Maybe we should take some time, and come up with a strategy, 1377 01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:17,484 and then we could-- 1378 01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:21,619 you know, that way we don't run in-- 1379 01:08:21,749 --> 01:08:24,448 You are so funny. 1380 01:08:24,578 --> 01:08:27,451 [kiss smacks] 1381 01:08:27,581 --> 01:08:29,061 [high-pitch whistling] 1382 01:08:33,021 --> 01:08:35,198 [sandman laughing] 1383 01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:39,593 I'm a-- 1384 01:08:39,724 --> 01:08:40,681 I'm a-- I'm funny. 1385 01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:41,769 I'm a funny guy. 1386 01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:42,683 I'm a kidder. 1387 01:08:42,814 --> 01:08:44,946 I'm always kidding. 1388 01:08:45,077 --> 01:08:46,296 I was a class clown. 1389 01:08:46,426 --> 01:08:51,388 I was always-- let's, let's, let's go. 1390 01:08:51,518 --> 01:08:52,432 Let's go get them. 1391 01:08:52,563 --> 01:08:54,869 Let's get them now! 1392 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:58,177 Come on, wood faerie, let's go. 1393 01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:05,880 Where's the butterball? 1394 01:09:06,011 --> 01:09:07,926 Come over here, child. 1395 01:09:08,056 --> 01:09:09,971 Now! 1396 01:09:10,102 --> 01:09:14,237 Closer, closer. 1397 01:09:14,367 --> 01:09:15,977 Give me your hand. 1398 01:09:16,108 --> 01:09:18,241 HANSEL: Where's the chicken bone? 1399 01:09:18,371 --> 01:09:19,981 Oops! 1400 01:09:20,112 --> 01:09:21,113 Your hand. 1401 01:09:21,244 --> 01:09:22,114 Give it to me. 1402 01:09:25,552 --> 01:09:28,686 Oh, time for the fava beans and a nice Chianti. 1403 01:09:28,816 --> 01:09:33,081 [slurping] 1404 01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:34,605 GRETEL: Hansel? 1405 01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:37,347 WOMAN: Yummy, yummy for my tummy. 1406 01:09:37,477 --> 01:09:40,132 [woman laughing] 1407 01:09:41,525 --> 01:09:45,920 [alarm blaring] 1408 01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:10,031 You're beautiful, beauty. 1409 01:10:12,599 --> 01:10:15,211 When I saw this place, I wasn't interested. 1410 01:10:15,341 --> 01:10:17,648 But when I saw this, I knew. 1411 01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:19,127 I just had to have it. 1412 01:10:33,185 --> 01:10:38,277 [gretel screaming] 1413 01:10:38,408 --> 01:10:41,889 Children should be eaten and not heard. 1414 01:10:42,020 --> 01:10:43,543 Well, I guess it's party time. 1415 01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:51,551 Beets. 1416 01:10:51,682 --> 01:10:52,596 Onions. 1417 01:10:58,863 --> 01:11:00,908 HANSEL: Gretel, can't you see in the mirror? 1418 01:11:01,039 --> 01:11:02,170 She's a witch! 1419 01:11:02,301 --> 01:11:03,607 You gotta do something! 1420 01:11:03,737 --> 01:11:05,348 Don't let her eat me. 1421 01:11:05,478 --> 01:11:07,263 Look on the wall behind me. 1422 01:11:07,393 --> 01:11:08,264 Grab the mirror. 1423 01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:12,616 OK, now smash it! 1424 01:11:12,746 --> 01:11:14,052 Come on, Gretel, quick! 1425 01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:15,183 Smash it, smash it! 1426 01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:22,016 You did it, Gretel! 1427 01:11:22,147 --> 01:11:23,061 Now, get me out. 1428 01:11:25,716 --> 01:11:27,283 Hang on tight, kids. 1429 01:11:27,413 --> 01:11:28,806 It's going to be a bumpy ride. 1430 01:11:28,936 --> 01:11:29,720 What do you mean? 1431 01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:30,677 I destroyed her! 1432 01:11:30,808 --> 01:11:32,810 Ugh, no! 1433 01:11:32,940 --> 01:11:34,942 You just destroyed her glamour. 1434 01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:35,987 Her what? 1435 01:11:39,643 --> 01:11:41,993 My disguise. 1436 01:11:42,123 --> 01:11:43,342 Ha ha! 1437 01:11:43,473 --> 01:11:46,737 Well, now that I'm dressed for dinner, 1438 01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:49,566 perhaps we should skip the appetizers 1439 01:11:49,696 --> 01:11:52,003 and move straight to the main course. 1440 01:11:56,573 --> 01:11:59,445 Get that pot over to the oven, girly. 1441 01:11:59,576 --> 01:12:00,794 I'll fetch the piglet. 1442 01:12:00,925 --> 01:12:02,840 [slurping] 1443 01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:10,978 Where are you, juicy boy? 1444 01:12:11,109 --> 01:12:12,937 HANSEL: Get away from me, you nasty old hag! 1445 01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:14,678 I don't wanna get eaten. 1446 01:12:14,808 --> 01:12:15,548 Come on, Gretel! 1447 01:12:15,679 --> 01:12:16,506 Get me outta here! 1448 01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:19,073 Think of something, quick! 1449 01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:20,814 Miss Witch, Miss Witch? 1450 01:12:20,945 --> 01:12:23,077 What is it? 1451 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:25,210 I think we have a problem. 1452 01:12:25,341 --> 01:12:26,254 What? 1453 01:12:26,385 --> 01:12:28,039 What is It? 1454 01:12:28,169 --> 01:12:28,953 He's too big. 1455 01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:30,781 He won't fit in the pot. 1456 01:12:30,911 --> 01:12:32,304 Oh, nonsense. 1457 01:12:32,435 --> 01:12:34,524 It's the biggest cauldron made! 1458 01:12:34,654 --> 01:12:35,960 I don't think so. 1459 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:41,357 You have to be so stupid to get a big enough pot 1460 01:12:41,487 --> 01:12:43,620 to go in the oven. 1461 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:44,534 Really? 1462 01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:46,710 Oh, wait just a minute. 1463 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,452 I see what you are doing. 1464 01:12:49,582 --> 01:12:51,279 Back it up, girly. 1465 01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:52,193 But I wouldn't-- 1466 01:12:52,324 --> 01:12:53,630 Oh, yes, sure. 1467 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,937 And bears don't show up on my father's doorstep. 1468 01:12:57,068 --> 01:12:57,808 But-- 1469 01:12:57,938 --> 01:12:59,462 Back off! 1470 01:12:59,592 --> 01:13:00,637 Back it up! 1471 01:13:00,767 --> 01:13:04,249 Back, ba-- I said back, back! 1472 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:08,732 I said back it up! 1473 01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:12,692 [witch hissing] 1474 01:13:18,089 --> 01:13:18,872 See? 1475 01:13:19,003 --> 01:13:19,786 Perfect fit. 1476 01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:22,528 And quite comfy too. 1477 01:13:22,659 --> 01:13:23,442 Certainly is. 1478 01:13:23,573 --> 01:13:24,443 Hang on tight! 1479 01:13:24,574 --> 01:13:26,010 [gretel laughing] 1480 01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:32,146 Bam! 1481 01:13:32,277 --> 01:13:33,060 Sandman! 1482 01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:35,280 Wood faerie! 1483 01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,324 But it's nighttime. 1484 01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:37,848 How can you be here? 1485 01:13:37,978 --> 01:13:40,503 I, uh, delegated. 1486 01:13:40,633 --> 01:13:41,460 Or-- 1487 01:13:44,071 --> 01:13:45,290 Not a word to anyone, kid. 1488 01:13:48,859 --> 01:13:51,688 Lights out. 1489 01:13:51,818 --> 01:13:53,341 OK, everybody, let's go! 1490 01:13:56,997 --> 01:13:58,172 I'm with you. 1491 01:13:58,303 --> 01:13:59,478 Let's get out of here. 1492 01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:02,002 [crow cawing] 1493 01:14:02,742 --> 01:14:03,482 Nice shorts. 1494 01:14:06,529 --> 01:14:08,748 Not so fast, my pretty. 1495 01:14:08,879 --> 01:14:13,100 [gretel screaming] 1496 01:14:13,231 --> 01:14:14,275 Get out! 1497 01:14:14,406 --> 01:14:16,060 Then what? 1498 01:14:16,190 --> 01:14:19,237 She's right. 1499 01:14:19,367 --> 01:14:22,501 We must stand together. 1500 01:14:22,632 --> 01:14:24,764 HANSEL: Gretel, witches hate water! 1501 01:14:24,895 --> 01:14:28,594 The raven told me. 1502 01:14:28,725 --> 01:14:29,987 Uh, the wands. 1503 01:14:30,117 --> 01:14:30,944 Give me the wands. 1504 01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:35,645 You ready? 1505 01:14:35,775 --> 01:14:37,908 Kick the bucket, Sandman! 1506 01:14:38,038 --> 01:14:38,909 Oh no! 1507 01:14:39,039 --> 01:14:41,085 Not the water! 1508 01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:43,348 Oh-ya! 1509 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,784 [splash] 1510 01:14:44,915 --> 01:14:47,613 First, a house falls on my sister, and now this! 1511 01:14:47,744 --> 01:14:49,180 [witch screaming] 1512 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:04,195 Pretty good. 1513 01:15:04,325 --> 01:15:06,850 Wood faerie, take Gretel, get her out. 1514 01:15:06,980 --> 01:15:08,329 I'll take care of Hansel. 1515 01:15:08,460 --> 01:15:09,940 OK. 1516 01:15:10,070 --> 01:15:10,984 Hey, Hansel? 1517 01:15:18,557 --> 01:15:22,387 OK, hey-- um, come on, Hansel. 1518 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,084 HANSEL: I can't move. 1519 01:15:24,215 --> 01:15:26,043 I'm too fat. 1520 01:15:26,173 --> 01:15:29,481 Uh, not a problem. 1521 01:15:35,139 --> 01:15:36,401 All right, OK. 1522 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,838 We're on a roll, and-- 1523 01:15:38,969 --> 01:15:40,318 [bowling pins falling over] 1524 01:15:40,448 --> 01:15:41,362 Strike! 1525 01:15:44,409 --> 01:15:45,628 You OK, Hansel? - You OK? 1526 01:15:45,758 --> 01:15:46,933 - OK, buddy. - Come on. 1527 01:15:47,064 --> 01:15:48,195 Help you up. 1528 01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:50,284 Hansel? 1529 01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:52,069 Gretel, is that you? 1530 01:15:52,199 --> 01:15:53,026 Father! 1531 01:15:53,157 --> 01:15:54,506 Father! 1532 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:55,855 Is that really you? 1533 01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:56,813 Ah. 1534 01:15:56,943 --> 01:15:57,770 Father. 1535 01:16:00,294 --> 01:16:02,645 Hansel, what happened? 1536 01:16:02,775 --> 01:16:03,907 Oh, father. 1537 01:16:04,037 --> 01:16:06,431 We had this terrible adventure, we did. 1538 01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,825 Stepmother, she took us into the forest to lose us, 1539 01:16:08,955 --> 01:16:11,175 and we were trapped by a troll-- 1540 01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:15,005 And this evil witch came and, and tried to eat Hansel. 1541 01:16:15,135 --> 01:16:16,572 But Sandman and wood faerie saved us. 1542 01:16:16,702 --> 01:16:17,442 Ahh. 1543 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:18,399 It's true, father! 1544 01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:19,357 It's all really true. 1545 01:16:19,487 --> 01:16:20,314 Of course it is, Gretel. 1546 01:16:20,445 --> 01:16:21,185 Tell him! 1547 01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:22,578 Tell him it's all true. 1548 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:24,884 But, it, uh, it won't make a difference. 1549 01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:26,059 He can't see us. 1550 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:28,453 No, no grown ups can see us. 1551 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,761 We are just, uh, um-- 1552 01:16:39,551 --> 01:16:43,511 Gretel, are you all right? 1553 01:16:43,642 --> 01:16:45,731 Ah, well, you two, come. 1554 01:16:45,862 --> 01:16:47,254 Let's go. 1555 01:16:47,385 --> 01:16:48,908 I've been looking for you for days, worried sick. 1556 01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:49,909 Let's go home. 1557 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,825 BOTH: What about stepmother? 1558 01:16:52,956 --> 01:16:53,783 Uh-- 1559 01:16:53,913 --> 01:16:57,134 [troll weeping] 1560 01:16:57,264 --> 01:16:58,831 What on earth are you doing? 1561 01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,097 And where have you been? 1562 01:17:04,228 --> 01:17:06,709 There is a sink full of dishes that needs washing. 1563 01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:08,928 What are you doing? 1564 01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:14,325 Something I should have done a long time ago, darling dearest. 1565 01:17:14,455 --> 01:17:16,544 Oh, don't you darling dearest me. 1566 01:17:16,675 --> 01:17:18,155 I've been sitting in there all day 1567 01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,635 without a thing to eat or drink. 1568 01:17:19,765 --> 01:17:21,941 I could pass out at any moment. 1569 01:17:22,072 --> 01:17:25,162 I have low blood sugar. 1570 01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:26,250 [troll grunts] 1571 01:17:26,380 --> 01:17:28,644 Don't point your finger at me. 1572 01:17:28,774 --> 01:17:33,779 I said, don't point your finger at me! 1573 01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:34,737 Excuse me, love birds. 1574 01:17:34,867 --> 01:17:36,695 I just need this. 1575 01:17:36,826 --> 01:17:38,349 Thank you! 1576 01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:39,219 No! 1577 01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:40,525 My locket! 1578 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:41,569 Oh! 1579 01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,615 Oh, my ticket to the good life! 1580 01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:45,965 Troll, do something! 1581 01:17:46,096 --> 01:17:47,575 What? 1582 01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:49,490 What do you want me to do? 1583 01:17:49,621 --> 01:17:51,797 Out of my way! 1584 01:17:51,928 --> 01:17:53,233 Come back, you gold digger! 1585 01:17:53,364 --> 01:17:55,801 Please don't go. 1586 01:17:55,932 --> 01:17:57,194 Come back! 1587 01:17:57,324 --> 01:18:00,110 Bye-bye, darling dearest. 1588 01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:03,679 [troll laughing] 1589 01:18:15,734 --> 01:18:18,563 Well, I don't think there will be anybody else. 1590 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:20,826 At least, not right away. 1591 01:18:20,957 --> 01:18:23,742 But I have my daughter and my son back, and that is enough, 1592 01:18:23,873 --> 01:18:24,656 yeah? 1593 01:18:24,787 --> 01:18:26,049 Well, it'll have to be. 1594 01:18:26,179 --> 01:18:27,050 We have no money. 1595 01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:28,791 Ah, but we will manage. 1596 01:18:28,921 --> 01:18:30,053 RAVEN: Heads up! 1597 01:18:30,183 --> 01:18:31,619 It's mother's locket! 1598 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:32,751 [crow caws] 1599 01:18:32,882 --> 01:18:34,710 Oh, thank you! 1600 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,276 No, thank you. 1601 01:18:36,407 --> 01:18:40,454 Consider it payment for smoking the old witch. 1602 01:18:40,585 --> 01:18:45,416 [wind whooshing] 1603 01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:47,374 I have you now. 1604 01:18:50,247 --> 01:18:52,162 [witch cackling] 1605 01:19:00,605 --> 01:19:02,085 I'll be back! 1606 01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:31,244 Will I ever see you again? 1607 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:32,289 In your dreams. 1608 01:19:41,167 --> 01:19:42,038 Go ahead. 1609 01:19:53,223 --> 01:19:54,180 Can we go home now? 1610 01:20:03,363 --> 01:20:04,495 Now we can go home. 1611 01:20:07,150 --> 01:20:07,977 Come. 1612 01:20:32,262 --> 01:20:35,656 "And they all lived happily ever after. 1613 01:20:35,787 --> 01:20:36,701 The end." 1614 01:20:39,312 --> 01:20:41,532 ANDREW: That was a pretty cool story, dad. 1615 01:20:41,662 --> 01:20:44,535 Yeah, I liked it too, honey. 1616 01:20:44,665 --> 01:20:46,145 Gretel was brave, wasn't she? 1617 01:20:46,276 --> 01:20:49,192 She was very brave. 1618 01:20:49,322 --> 01:20:50,889 OK, you two. 1619 01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:52,717 Time to sleep. 1620 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:53,849 Goodnight, dad. 1621 01:20:53,979 --> 01:20:54,893 Goodnight, buddy. 1622 01:20:55,024 --> 01:20:55,894 There you go. 1623 01:20:56,025 --> 01:20:56,895 OK. 1624 01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:01,073 Daddy? 1625 01:21:01,204 --> 01:21:03,554 Hm? 1626 01:21:03,684 --> 01:21:04,685 You can turn the light out. 1627 01:21:17,089 --> 01:21:18,221 Goodnight. 1628 01:21:24,836 --> 01:21:26,359 Goodnight, you two. 1629 01:21:26,490 --> 01:21:30,059 Sleep tight, sweet dreams. 1630 01:21:30,189 --> 01:21:33,018 Always remember your father loves you, 1631 01:21:33,149 --> 01:21:34,890 and your mother would be very proud. 1632 01:21:43,768 --> 01:21:44,769 Trolls? 1633 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:45,857 The Boogeyman? 1634 01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:47,250 Sandman? 1635 01:21:47,380 --> 01:21:48,904 Give me a break. 1636 01:21:49,034 --> 01:21:50,340 I liked it. 1637 01:21:50,470 --> 01:21:54,213 You are so six years old. 1638 01:21:54,344 --> 01:22:00,045 [shutters banging] 1639 01:22:02,874 --> 01:22:03,657 Hello. 1640 01:22:03,788 --> 01:22:05,529 I just, um, excuse me. 1641 01:22:05,659 --> 01:22:07,357 I just-- oh! 1642 01:22:07,487 --> 01:22:08,271 Let me just, oh! 1643 01:22:08,401 --> 01:22:10,055 There it is. 1644 01:22:10,186 --> 01:22:12,101 Just came back for this, because somebody must have dropped it. 1645 01:22:12,231 --> 01:22:13,624 All right. Well, that's-- 1646 01:22:13,754 --> 01:22:14,625 Sorry. 1647 01:22:14,755 --> 01:22:18,977 I see fairy tale people. 1648 01:22:19,108 --> 01:22:21,197 You know, the witch wanted to come along, 1649 01:22:21,327 --> 01:22:23,895 and then I, I thought, bad idea. 1650 01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:25,418 WITCH: I heard that! 1651 01:22:25,549 --> 01:22:29,466 Oh, shut up, you old witch! 1652 01:22:29,596 --> 01:22:31,294 You're all real. 1653 01:22:31,424 --> 01:22:32,860 Duh, of course we are. 1654 01:22:32,991 --> 01:22:35,602 Where do you think the Grimm boys got their stories? 1655 01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:37,213 Wait a sec, you didn't think they 1656 01:22:37,343 --> 01:22:39,476 just made them up, did you? 1657 01:22:39,606 --> 01:22:42,131 You mean to tell me that you actually 1658 01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:43,567 knew the Grimm brothers? 1659 01:22:43,697 --> 01:22:44,785 Yeah, both sets. 1660 01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:46,309 You betcha. 1661 01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:47,701 Well, obviously, we were a lot younger back then. 1662 01:22:47,832 --> 01:22:50,443 And the troll even-- he had hair. 1663 01:22:50,574 --> 01:22:51,314 It's true. 1664 01:22:51,444 --> 01:22:52,358 I did. 1665 01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:53,881 Ha ha ha. Look at that. 1666 01:22:54,012 --> 01:22:54,926 That's me. 1667 01:22:55,057 --> 01:22:57,407 [troll laughing] 1668 01:22:57,537 --> 01:23:00,192 I mean, those guys got all their ideas from us, 1669 01:23:00,323 --> 01:23:01,541 and we never saw a penny. 1670 01:23:01,672 --> 01:23:03,891 No story rights, no international sales, 1671 01:23:04,022 --> 01:23:05,197 merchandising, nada. 1672 01:23:05,328 --> 01:23:06,068 Zippo. 1673 01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:07,243 Nothing. 1674 01:23:07,373 --> 01:23:08,461 Come off it. 1675 01:23:08,592 --> 01:23:10,594 They're fairy tales, made-up stories 1676 01:23:10,724 --> 01:23:12,074 to keep children in line. 1677 01:23:12,204 --> 01:23:14,424 Nobody actually believes that stuff. 1678 01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:15,642 All right, then. 1679 01:23:15,773 --> 01:23:16,687 Sleep on it. 1680 01:23:21,431 --> 01:23:23,999 Are you ready? 1681 01:23:24,129 --> 01:23:27,393 Will you come back tomorrow night? 1682 01:23:27,524 --> 01:23:30,440 Every night. 1683 01:23:30,570 --> 01:23:34,574 [twinkling] 1684 01:23:39,623 --> 01:23:40,537 OK, boys. 1685 01:23:52,070 --> 01:23:55,943 And that goes for everyone else too. 1686 01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:57,032 Nighty night. 1687 01:24:03,951 --> 01:24:06,737 Not! 1688 01:24:06,867 --> 01:24:08,956 Oh! 1689 01:24:09,087 --> 01:24:13,352 Well, talk about your fixer upper. 1690 01:24:13,483 --> 01:24:16,051 Well, you know what they say. 1691 01:24:16,181 --> 01:24:20,098 Location, location, location. 1692 01:24:20,229 --> 01:24:23,493 [creatures howling] 1693 01:24:35,244 --> 01:24:35,983 [clock chimes] 1694 01:24:36,114 --> 01:24:39,291 [witch cackling] 1695 01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:42,773 [music playing] 98919