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Can you believe it?
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I got turned down
for a credit card.
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Hmm, that does seem weird.
Did you apply?
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Yes.
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Oh, it makes sense.
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They sent something
in the mail,
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said I was already
pre-approved...
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Ah, ha-heh,
the old pre-approved thing.
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He-heh, oldest
trick in the book.
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Older than this?
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Ah! That's not
in the book.
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I had big plans for this card.
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What a kick in
the teeth this is.
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Oh, don't feel bad, Wanda.
You're just like me.
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What a kick in
the teeth that is.
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No, I got the same pre-approved
thing in the mail too.
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Except they gave me a card.
But otherwise, same sad story.
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You got a credit card?
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Yeah. It's no big thing.
It was pre-approved.
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Hey, Brent, you got
something on your shirt.
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Like this?
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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This is blatant discrimination.
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How come Hank gets a card
and I don't?
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I didn't want to get one.
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I had to have a credit card
to rent a movie.
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That was Brent's idea.
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All the good movies
are taken.
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The only ones left are the ones
with lousy production values.
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All that matters are
story and character.
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Production values
aren't important.
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We have to get tough
on late fees.
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Make it so you need
a credit card.
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Now it's all computerized.
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Computer. It's so cold
and impersonal.
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That's what I like about it.
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The Secret of Skull Mountain?
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Bet you didn't take me for
a Hardy Boys reader, did ya?
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Aren't you a little old
for those?
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What? It's a very realistic
crime drama about smugglers
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holed up in a mountain,
shaped like a skull.
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What's with the getup?
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Oh, I'm gettin' ready
for the new physical.
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What physical?
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The province is bringing
in new standards
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for rural police forces.
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Didn't you read the memo?
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I don't have time
to read memos.
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Oh, boy! Frank and Joe are
in quite the pickle.
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Hey, what's new?
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Aah, Wanda's all cranky.
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What's new?
Yeah, good point.
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But this particular time it's
because she got turned down
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for a credit card.
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Oh. You shouldn't tell me that.
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Oh. I think I just did.
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It's not good
confidante etiquette.
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Well, she didn't tell me
in confidence.
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confident I'm not a confidante.
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With things like money,
you need to be careful.
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Take Frank Warman,
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he told me the bank might
foreclose on his house.
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When I hear something like
that, mum's the word.
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Hey, Frank, is this true,
you might lose the house?
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Thanks a lot, Lacey.
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I told you that
in confidence.
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Brent's got a computer
keeping track of the videos
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at the gas station.
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So?
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What about trust?
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Stupid computer.
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It's like that movie.
What movie?
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You know, had the computer
in it. It was a movie.
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Missed it.
Maybe nobody returned it.
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I don't like the computer.
That's my take.
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Where's the trust?
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Don't tell me. Tell Brent.
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I will.
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While you're at it,
take back your movies.
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I'll do that later.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, what's all this stuff?
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Did you get a credit card?
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m getting in shape
for a physical.
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Oh, check it out.
Heart monitor.
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Hey, cool.
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You know, on the subject
of credit cards, I got one.
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There's a cartoon
heart on my watch,
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lets me know my
real heart's going.
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The physical's
gonna be tough.
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You can't just buy the gear.
You've gotta actually exercise.
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Shopping's exercise.
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Track pants,
workout shirts.
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You don't need
all this stuff.
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Do you like the blue
or the grey?
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Lacey says I'm not
a good confidante.
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Did she tell you
that in confidence?
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Maybe.
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Whoops. None of your business.
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You come in here a lot
complaining about Lacey.
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Do I?
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Maybe you don't. I don't care.
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I'm trying to get
through this sweater.
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I think I'm a better
confidante than Lacey.
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Don't tell me. Tell her.
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I will.
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And tell Dad he's gotta
take back these movies.
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He's upsetting the computer.
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Why don't you?
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Yeah, right.
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Wanda.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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How are ya doin'?
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Fine.
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It's okay. Brent told me
about the credit card thing.
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Oh.
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He's not a very good confidante.
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Are you gonna be okay?
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Well, I'm upset,
I'm cheesed off.
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I'm really cheesed off!
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Well, it is not worth
losing your cheese over.
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This is discrimination.
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I'm not sure I follow.
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Women pay more to get
their hair cut,
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they pay more to have
their car fixed,
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they pay more to have their
shirts cleaned.
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You send your shirts
out to be cleaned?
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Well, no.
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But I might, if it
wasn't so expensive.
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You think this is
because you're a woman?
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Well, it's not because
I'm a giraffe.
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You could be right.
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Of course I'm a woman
and I have three credit cards,
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but I'm sure
you're onto something.
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What does losing
your cheese mean?
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So, did Frank and Joe
catch the smugglers yet?
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Great.
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Way to give away an ending.
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You know what you need?
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A private office?
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A personal coach, someone
who could give you
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a kick in the butt
when you needed it.
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Aw, thanks, Karen. But I don't
think that would work,
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with us being colleagues
and all.
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Me? I wasn't thinking of me.
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Now give me 20.
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I mean 20 bucks.
I don't coach for free.
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Hey, I hear you've been
telling people
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I'm not a good confidante.
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Who told you that?
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Wanda. Wait.
Nobody. Dammit.
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Keeping a secret is
not your strong suit.
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Well, there's more to it.
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You've gotta get
people to open up.
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I'm a good opener.
I provoke opening.
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No, you don't.
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Oh, yeah? You pick
anybody in this town
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and they'd rather confide
in me than you.
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All right. You're on.
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All right.
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Now we've just gotta find
somebody that we both know,
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but somebody we don't know
real well.
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Mm-hmm.
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Let's keep this on the Q.T.
The what?
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Entre nous.
Come again?
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Between us.
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Oh. Well, next time
just say that.
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What were you guys
noddin' about?
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What's this?
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The one guarantee of
physical fitness,
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the Canada Fitness Guide.
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Six events:
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the 50 metre sprint,
the endurance run,
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sit-ups, the shuttle run,
the standing broad jump,
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and the flexed arm hang.
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What does that do?
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If you can do this, you can
pass any physical.
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The Canadian Fitness Test
is the last great thing
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this country ever achieved.
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I don't know, Oscar.
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Come on. Don't just
think about it. Do it!
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Don't just think about it
Do it, do it, do it
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Do it with a partner
It's really smarter
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Do it in the water
It's where you ought to
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Do it on the weekend
It's not fatiguing
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Do it while you're groovin'
It'll keep ya movin'
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Do it!
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I don't wanna do it.
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Lacey, I told you about my
new credit card, right?
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Actually, I read about
it in the Howler.
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Wanna see it? There's
a hologram of a bird.
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I'm good.
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Feel the letters in my name.
They're bumpy. Go ahead, feel.
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Wow.
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That is a bumpy name
you got there.
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Oh, yeah. I told ya.
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Hey, do you pay more than Davis
to have your shirts cleaned?
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More than Davis?
Yeah, I guess I do.
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I can't believe you
put up with that.
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It's just
the way it is.
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How's it goin', Karen?
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Fine.
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You look I like you got
somethin' on your mind.
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Go ahead, confide in me.
Open up. Hit me.
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I'll hit ya.
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Karen and I are talking,
entre que.
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Is this about my shirts?
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Oh, somethin' bothering
you about your shirts?
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She pays more than Davis
to have them cleaned.
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Oh, you told
Wanda already.
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What's the problem?
They're just shirts.
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Can we move on
to something else,
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somethin' you haven't
already told somebody?
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I'd like to help, but I have no
idea what you're talking about.
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So why don't you go pay less for
a pair of blue jeans somewhere?
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Hey, Lacey.
Hey.
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Karen, anything
eating you?
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Pardon?
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You know, anything
on your mind?
Well, kind of.
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Because I'm a
great listener.
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Well, it's just...
Just use me as your
sounding board.
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Okay. Well...
Because sometimes
it feels good
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just to say
things out loud.
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I'm trying.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Go ahead.
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Brent's been kinda
weird around me.
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Uh-huh?
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He wants me to
confide in him.
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Oh.
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That's all?
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Thanks for being
there for me.
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Well, you didn't tell
him anything, did you?
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Whatever you do,
don't confide in him.
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Don't listen to her.
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I'm outta here.
Oh.
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I still don't know about
this old fitness guide.
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I was thinking of something
more contemporary,
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like Jazzercize
or Hot Yoga.
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I coached Brent to five gold
ParticipACTION medals in a row.
Really?
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But I could never get him
an Award of Excellence.
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What's that?
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One higher than gold.
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Higher than gold?
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They don't have that
in the Olympics.
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I tried.
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But those idiots at the
Canadian Olympic Committee
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00:11:05,868 --> 00:11:07,195
have no clue.
256
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,662
I'm sorry, Mr. Leroy.
257
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,562
I can't convince
the other countries involved
258
00:11:10,634 --> 00:11:13,162
in the Olympic movement
to go along with this.
259
00:11:13,234 --> 00:11:15,629
The old Ken Read
would have done it,
260
00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:17,662
the Crazy Canuck Ken Read.
261
00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:20,729
Those days are gone.
I'm not crazy anymore.
262
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,562
No. Now you're useless.
263
00:11:22,634 --> 00:11:24,062
Stick with me, kid.
264
00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:27,429
You've got what it takes
to go all the way.
265
00:11:27,434 --> 00:11:29,062
Okay.
266
00:11:32,501 --> 00:11:35,195
What a spree,
what a spree!
267
00:11:35,267 --> 00:11:36,796
You guys shoulda seen it.
268
00:11:36,868 --> 00:11:38,195
Ah, we'll read the ad.
269
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,796
So what did you buy
with your credit card?
270
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,095
A wallet.
271
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:44,128
It holds my credit card.
272
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,963
It also holds money,
if that ever comes up.
273
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,995
What are you guys up to?
274
00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:52,496
We're having a contest
to see who can get Karen
to confide in them.
275
00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:53,829
Great. Tell everyone.
276
00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:56,128
Tell her something you did
that was embarrassing.
277
00:11:56,234 --> 00:11:59,028
That'll disarm her and then
she'll open up to you.
278
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,729
That's not a bad idea.
279
00:12:00,801 --> 00:12:02,195
That could work.
280
00:12:02,267 --> 00:12:05,295
Hey, did I show you guys
my other new wallet?
281
00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:10,629
Oh, hi, Brent.
282
00:12:10,734 --> 00:12:13,629
I'm on my way to a thing
that I'm late for.
283
00:12:13,701 --> 00:12:15,896
I- I know I was kinda
pestering you before.
284
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,295
I'm sorry about that.
Forget it.
285
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,829
Oh.
286
00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:22,295
You know-you know, I did the
stupidest thing the other day.
287
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,462
You kept badgering me
to confide in you?
288
00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:27,929
Not badgering, pestering. And,
no, it was dumber than that.
289
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:32,529
I put oil in the place where the
windshield wiper fluid goes.
290
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,262
I know.
291
00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:39,929
Sorry about that.
292
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,896
Oh, yeah. Again,
sorry about that.
293
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,696
Anyway, in the spirit of me
having done something
294
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:47,995
embarrassing, is there
anything you wanna tell me?
295
00:12:50,534 --> 00:12:54,195
Is it true that Karen pays
more to have her shirts cleaned
296
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,062
than you do?Yeah.
297
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,762
And that's fine with you?
298
00:12:57,868 --> 00:12:59,829
It seems only natural.
299
00:12:59,901 --> 00:13:02,395
Natural? Pig!
300
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:06,696
I call you a pig because
you're a chauvinist,
301
00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:08,295
not because you're a cop.
302
00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,529
Pig.
303
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,229
Three feet, Jackass.
304
00:13:16,334 --> 00:13:19,529
You wouldn't even
get bronze.
305
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:29,529
Hey.
306
00:13:29,534 --> 00:13:30,729
I almost forgot.
307
00:13:30,734 --> 00:13:33,696
Who wants to go for
a ride in my new car?
308
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:36,562
You bought a new car,
with your credit card?
309
00:13:36,634 --> 00:13:38,395
No, I rented one,
310
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,562
with my credit card.
311
00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:42,062
Uh? Uh?
312
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:43,796
Wanda's not here.
313
00:13:43,868 --> 00:13:45,429
Huh? Oh.
314
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,128
Forget it.
315
00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,362
What was that about,
calling me a chauvinist?
316
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:56,195
Why should Karen pay big bucks
for clean shirts and you don't?
317
00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:57,995
It's not big bucks.
318
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,395
She pays me like
five dollars a load.
319
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,896
You? I'm confused.
320
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:05,195
I'm still angry,
but I'm also confused.
321
00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:08,062
Karen pays me to do her
laundry at my house.
322
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,095
I like doing laundry.
It's relaxing.
323
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,095
So what's this about?
324
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,362
I got turned down
for a credit card.
325
00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:17,262
It could be identify theft.
Fastest growing form of crime.
326
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,295
You could be the victim here.
327
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:20,863
Really?
328
00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:23,462
Yeah, I'm the victim.
329
00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:25,095
Thanks, Davis.
330
00:14:25,234 --> 00:14:26,995
Would you do my laundry?
331
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,829
How is this sit-ups?
Get back here, Davis!
332
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,529
Gotta go.
333
00:14:32,634 --> 00:14:34,896
Hustle, hustle, hustle!
334
00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:42,863
Hi, Lacey.
335
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:45,195
Hey, Karen.
336
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:49,162
Did I ever tell you about the
time my ex-fianc?ame to town
337
00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:53,262
and I poured gravy
on a piece of apple pie?
338
00:14:54,868 --> 00:14:58,195
That sure was an
embarrassing moment,
339
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,963
that happened to me.
340
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:04,095
And this is another one.
341
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,362
Hey, there you are.
342
00:15:07,501 --> 00:15:11,095
I, uh, rented a car
on my new credit card.
343
00:15:11,234 --> 00:15:13,062
Huh?
344
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:19,295
It was better the
first time I did it.
345
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,863
I had the timing down.
346
00:15:20,934 --> 00:15:23,963
It wasn't good this time.
Let me just try that again.
347
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:25,329
Don't bother.
348
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:27,128
The reason I didn't
get a credit card
349
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,229
is because I had
my identity stolen.
350
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:32,095
Really? That is so cool.
What's it like?
351
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,262
Do you experience what
the person that stole
352
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,796
your identity experiences?
353
00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,095
Well, if they're somewhere
talking to a moron,
354
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,162
then, yeah, I'm pickin' up
that vibe.
355
00:15:41,234 --> 00:15:43,162
You should check your
credit report online.
356
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,262
It cost me 30 bucks.
357
00:15:45,367 --> 00:15:48,028
But, uh...
358
00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:51,462
I just put it on my credit card.
359
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:55,863
Now you come after me? Where
were you with the car thing?
360
00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:03,596
Shuttle run.
361
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,062
I don't understand
the point of this.
362
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,295
Quit yakkin'.
You're on the clock.
363
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,863
But, seriously, when am I
ever gonna use this skill?
364
00:16:10,968 --> 00:16:14,362
This isn't about usefulness.
It's about doin' a job right.
365
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,128
Well, I quit.
366
00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,496
Fine.
367
00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,662
I quit too.
368
00:16:20,734 --> 00:16:23,762
And you're not gettin'
your 20 bucks back.
369
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,229
If you want me,
370
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:28,162
I'll be at home hangin'
around the house.
371
00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:32,829
Don't you have anything
better to do?
372
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:35,362
Nope. Go again.
373
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:41,529
All right.
374
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,395
I need to confide in
somebody about something.
375
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,829
I'm listening.
376
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:48,662
Brent and Lacey won't
leave me alone.
377
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,696
Neither will Oscar.
378
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:53,028
I have a plan.
379
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,128
What are these?
380
00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,429
They're Davis's
Hardy Boys books.
381
00:16:59,534 --> 00:17:02,629
You hold them as ransom until
Davis goes back into training.
382
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:03,995
Okay.
383
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,629
Hey, isn't ransom illegal?
384
00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:08,896
The shuttle run n is a
cruel mistress, Oscar.
385
00:17:08,968 --> 00:17:10,462
Ain't that the truth.
386
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,462
You took my
Hardy Boys books.
387
00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:14,529
Yeah. If you want
to see them alive,
388
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,295
you're gonna do
the shuttle run.
389
00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:20,696
You stole from a cop.
Aww. Go tell Brent or Lacey.
390
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:25,362
Hey, that computer is for
work related activities,
391
00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:28,896
and solitaire, and
occasionally minesweeper.
392
00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:30,863
I'm buying my credit
report online.
393
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,629
I'm gettin' to the
bottom of this.
394
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:35,629
Don't you need a credit
card to pay for that?
395
00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:38,529
I borrowed Hank's.
Ah-ha, here it is.
396
00:17:38,601 --> 00:17:41,229
So who stole your identity?
Probably that Bourne guy.
397
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,028
That's his thing.
398
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,095
Here's the problem.
399
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:48,929
I got ratted on by some
company named...
400
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:52,529
Corner Gas.
401
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:57,095
It seems I've been a little
slack in returning my movies.
402
00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:59,995
Those pitiless bastards.
403
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:02,162
So how's the
contest going?
404
00:18:02,267 --> 00:18:05,229
What contest?Oh, come on.
405
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,028
I know what you and
Brent have going on.
406
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,062
You do?
407
00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:12,229
Just between you and me,
408
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,963
I think you're the
better confidante.
409
00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,729
Just don't tell Brent.
410
00:18:16,801 --> 00:18:19,162
Oh. Really?
411
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:21,562
No, no, of course not.
412
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,062
50 sit-ups in 60 seconds.
Well done.
413
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:31,028
Let's move on to
the flexed arm hang.
414
00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:36,762
Okay, I'm going to take
the chair away now.
415
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,062
I'm ready.
416
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:45,162
I know you and Lacey are
doing this silly contest.
417
00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,863
Who told you, Lacey?
Gosh, she's a blabbermouth.
418
00:18:47,968 --> 00:18:49,496
It doesn't matter.
419
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:53,829
The point is, I think
you're the better confidante.
420
00:18:53,934 --> 00:18:55,562
Really?
421
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,462
Let's just keep this
between ourselves.
422
00:18:57,534 --> 00:18:58,896
Oh, of course.
423
00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:01,762
You know, Wanda's credit
problems, it's her own fault.
424
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:05,229
She set up a computer system
that reported on herself.
425
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:09,028
I'm sure Wanda appreciates
you telling everybody that.
426
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:11,629
Don't tell her I told you.
427
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,462
That felt good.
How did I do?
428
00:19:20,601 --> 00:19:23,596
12.5 seconds, good
enough for the gold.
429
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:25,128
All right!
430
00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:27,462
But not enough for the
Award of Excellence.
431
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,662
You failed.
432
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:31,896
So any luck with Karen?
433
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,729
No. You?
434
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,362
No. But never mind,
I'm not gonna bother.
435
00:19:36,434 --> 00:19:37,262
Me either.
436
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:40,462
Yeah. Yeah.
437
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,995
By the way, your mom
said I was better.
438
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:45,195
Yeah? Well, she said
I was better.
439
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,629
See?
440
00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:49,629
You both suck.
441
00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:00,329
I, uh, got rid of
my credit card.
442
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:01,696
Really?
443
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:04,128
Yeah. It was just making me
buy things I didn't need.
444
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,995
I mean I wasn't
any happier.
445
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,028
Sorry, Hank, you're
over your limit
446
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:11,395
and the company told me
to destroy the card.
447
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:15,596
Ah, can I at least keep
the little hologram?
448
00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:18,496
That was a
stupid contest. Yeah.
449
00:20:18,601 --> 00:20:20,562
Although next time we
should pick somebody
450
00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:22,529
who actually
Yeah. has a secret.
451
00:20:22,634 --> 00:20:24,829
I wonder what'll happen
when Davis finds out
452
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,329
I made that up about
the fitness requirements.
453
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,496
Just don't tell Lacey or
Brent and you'll be fine.
454
00:20:30,601 --> 00:20:31,863
Hey, Brent.
455
00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:34,529
Your dad's supposed to
return my Hardy Boys books.
456
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,195
Seen him around?
457
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:36,995
No.
458
00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,028
Oh, wait. There he is.
459
00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:45,796
Noo-oooo!
460
00:20:58,534 --> 00:21:04,429
*
461
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:14,062
10.5 seconds!
462
00:21:14,133 --> 00:21:16,696
An Award of Excellence! Finally!
463
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,696
Closed Captioning by
464
00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,963
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Closed Captioning Services Inc.
465
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:27,429
www. verticalsync. com
466
00:21:27,534 --> 00:21:32,429
I don't know the same things
you don't know
467
00:21:34,634 --> 00:21:40,429
I don't know
I just don't know
468
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:47,562
It's a great big place
469
00:21:47,634 --> 00:21:51,562
full of nothin' but space
470
00:21:51,634 --> 00:21:53,329
and it's my happy place
471
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:57,095
I don't know
Yes you do
472
00:21:57,167 --> 00:22:00,896
You just won't admit it
473
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,995
Want to have a gas online?
Visit us at cornergas. com
474
00:22:07,567 --> 00:22:10,462
I don't know
475
00:22:10,534 --> 00:22:13,395
I just don't know
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