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Sunscreen.
Check.
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Suntan lotion.
Check.
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Sunglasses.
Check.
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Hey, what's up?
Are you goin' somewhere?
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It's my annual vacation. It
comes every two or three years.
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Like my annual raise.
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Well, where are you goin'?
Somewhere sunny, I assume?
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Not necessarily.
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Well, what's with all the sun
stuff, sunscreen, sunglasses?
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I packed tennis shoes. Doesn't
mean I'm goin' to Wimbledon.
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I didn't actually pack tennis
shoes; that's just an example.
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Okay, see ya.
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See ya.
See ya.
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You can tell me that
your dog ran away
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Then tell me that it
took three days
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I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say
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You think there's
not a lot goin' on
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Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong
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And that's why you can
stay so long
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Where there's not a lot
goin' on
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Hey, the potluck's comin' up.
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Remind Davis to
sign up for napkins.
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No. Every year he weasels out of
cooking by bringing napkins.
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Yeah. But they're always
nice napkins.
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Yeah.
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It's not fair.
He's gotta cook this year.
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No Get-Out-Of-Napkin-Free card.
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How do you get out of a napkin?
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You know, if you're gonna
use a Monopoly analogy,
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it should be a
Get-Out-Of-Kitchen-Free card.
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I think it was a mistake to go
down the free card road.
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Davis is gonna cook,
that's all I'm saying.
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Yes, that is all
you're saying.
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Sure, make friends with
a robot, see if I care.
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I don't know why Brent
brought that over.
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It's for email.
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Email. It doesn't even
use stamps.
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What are the stamp people
supposed to do now?
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You mean the Post Office?
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No, I mean the people
who make and design the stamps.
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Does anybody ever
think about them?
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One lunatic's enough.
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It's all Internet this
and typey that.
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What ever happened to good old
face-to-face conversation?
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Well, if you feel that
strongly about it...
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Shssh! Commercial's over.
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Brent left for
his vacation?
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Yep, took off this morning.
He's now incommunicado.
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Where's that?
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You're familiar with the
Island of Ignoramus?
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Where did he go, anyway?
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We never know
till he gets there,
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and only if he sends
a postcard.
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By the time you get
that, he's off to some
other exotic country.
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Brent goes to two countries
on one vacation?
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Wow.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Okay, but then you gotta
answer mine.
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Sure.
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I'm just wondering how-how
Brent affords trips like that.
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Well?
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That wasn't a question,
"I wonder" such and such.
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You're just telling us
what you're wondering.
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Oh. Well, fine. I'll ask again.
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Ah, one question each. My turn.
Where's Communicado?
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I just want to know-I mean
tell me how-I mean how does...
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yes, that's a question...
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how does Brent afford
vacations like this?
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He just manages somehow.
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Actually, I'm a little
jealous of the guy.
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Yeah, me too.
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Brent may not know much, but he
sure knows how to vacation.
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Yeah. I mean just
look at him out there.
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Hey-hey-hey,
potluck sign-up.
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That's right.
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Potlucks are so easy.
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Sign up for one thing, you get
a whole meal. I love 'em.
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I bet you do.
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Hey, you want a coffee?
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I'm bringing
napkins this year.
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Yeah, yeah,
I saw that.
Great.
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You must be a little
disappointed.
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No. No, I like it
when there's napkins.
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It cuts down on
stains and whatnot.
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And you're doing main course,
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the whole main course,
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all of it.
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Yeah. I'll have to think
of somethin' good.
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Because normally
it's the opposite,
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I do main course,
you do napkins.
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Yeah. It's a funny
old world, Karen,
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a funny old world.
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Brent, I gotta tell you,
this looks kinda...
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Lacey, come here.
It's an emergency.
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What's going on?
What are you doing?
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You can't talk to Brent
when he's on vacation.
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So there's no emergency?
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Yes, there is.
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That emergency is you talkin'
to Brent on his vacation.
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If we could talk to him,
he wouldn't be on vacation.
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He needs a break from all the
pressures and stress of work.
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Stress? He pumps maybe
40 litres of gas a day
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and drinks 50 litres
of coffee with Hank.
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So then replace the word
"stress" with "fumes"
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and the word "pressures"
with "Hank. "
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The guy still deserves
a break.
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Well, I am sorry for
trying to talk to my friend,
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who's sitting ten feet from
where I usually talk to him.
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It's okay.
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You didn't know.
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Nice of you to pay a visit
to your place of business.
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Me?
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You know your son is just
sitting in a lawn chair
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out on the grass?
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He's on vacation.
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He puts on a Hawaiian shirt
and drinks mai tais
by the gas pumps.
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That doesn't seem weird
to anyone?
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Hah! That doesn't even make the
list of the top 100 weird things
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that kid does.
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He gave a computer
to his own mother.
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That email Emma sent
was pretty funny, eh?
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Oh, yeah. Do you think
that was a real penguin?
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Oh, he musta been.
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What did the penguin do?
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You didn't get it?
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No.
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Well, Oscar, penguins
don't usually drive cars.
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I think he meant he
didn't receive it.
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Oh, well.
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It was hilarious.
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I'm gettin' the email.
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What? So you're gonna go and
figure it out all by yourself
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and next time we see you,
you'll have email?
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Damn straight.
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I told 'em I could
figure it out.
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So that's how you send.
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Great. Where's the penguin?
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Hey, everybody, I just got
a postcard from Brent.
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He's in Aruba.
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Wow! That is good mail service.
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"Dear Hank.
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"Aruba is warm, but windier
than I anticipated.
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"I've lost seven hats so far.
Havin' a wonderful time.
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Send more hats. "
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That's a Dog River postcard,
with Aruba written on it.
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Wait. He puts "Ha-ha-ha. "
So that's a joke.
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He doesn't really want us
to send more hats.
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I sent ya an email.
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You have email?
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That's right.
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I put the gigabits into
the floppy drive and boom.
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I'm impressed. You did that
all by yourself?
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Well, Ian helped, a bit.
The guy's a genius.
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Hey, Mrs. Leroy.
You got any cookies?
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They're in the jar marked
"Cookies," Whiz Kid.
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So where's this email?
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Give it time.
I only sent it today.
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What address did you use?
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You know it's not the one
on the front of the house?
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I know. It's gotta have
that "at" sign in it.
I'm not an idiot.
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You have no idea
where you sent it.
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Well, how many Emmas can
there be in the Internet?
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I need an explanation.
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Will you...
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you at least need
to talk to me,
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because it's rude
to just sit...
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Dear Lacey. I hope this
postcard finds you well.
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What are you doing?
I've spent the last
few days in Aruba.
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What, you're a
verbal postcard now?
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As I'm not in Dog River, I can't
speak with you directly.
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I know this must seem
foolish to you,
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but I've never been one
to bow to peer pressure.
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Except when I had that
cigarette in high school,
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and wearing rugby pants
in the '80s. I don't know.
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Anyway, I wish you were
here in person
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so I could tell you
this directly.
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I am there. I'm-I mean
I'm here. You're here.
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I must sign off now.
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We're about to land in Madrid,
and Kyle, our flight attendant,
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has demanded I put my table tray
in its upright position.
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He's a saucy one.
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See ya soon. Hola. Brent.
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So, what are ya gonna
cook for the potluck?
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Don't know. I'll wing it.
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But it's main course. You gotta
put some effort into it.
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Oh, I'm not too worried.
It's not like napkins.
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With napkins, you have to
pick a theme,
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then make sure all different
sizes, dessert, cocktail, main,
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are available in said theme.
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People use them to wipe
ketchup off their face.
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Don't underestimate napkins.
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Well, don't underestimate
main course.
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I'm not sure I'll
be doing it at all.
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Hank got a bunch of steaks from
his cousin and wants to trade me
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for hot side dish, which
would be easier, actually.
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Thanks a lot for the steaks.
These are gonna be great.
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You sure you'll be
able to eat all those?
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Oh, yeah. I love steaks.
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Oh, wait. Now I gotta find
somethin' for the potluck.
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Frankly, I'm a little worried
about my hot side dish.
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I- I got a great recipe
for sweet potato pie,
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really easy, really good.
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Sorry, buddy, can't
trade with ya.
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Ah, no biggy.
It's only main course.
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Check your email.
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Fine.
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What do ya do?
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Here.
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What do you mean
you're going out?
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Make your own lunch.
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I know what a sandwich is.
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It's in the tin box that
says "Bread" on it.
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Watch your language, Emma.
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You're gonna get us
kicked off the Internet.
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Is Aruba near Cuba?
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They don't arrange
countries phonetically.
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Oh.
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It would be cool if
they did, though.
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Then Canada would be next to
Granada.
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It's Gran-ay-da.
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Yeah, right.
And we live in Can-ay-da.
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So did Brent tell ya
where he was goin' next?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, he just landed in Madrid,
which is right beside Fadrid.
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Ah, lucky skunk.
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Hank, he's not lucky.
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He's delusional.
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I mean do you ever
imagine yourself
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travelling somewhere you're not?
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No. I can't pull it off.
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I've tried.
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I've, uh, pictured myself
on an island
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and I imagine some pretty girl
rubbin' oil on my back,
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and then I imagine her boyfriend
poundin' my face in.
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Then I imagine I'm
suddenly made out of steel
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and a laser gun grows
outta my shoulder
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and I start shootin' at the guy.
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That's what you imagine
every time?
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Well, no.
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Sometimes a bazooka
comes outta my chest.
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Hmm.
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Well, that doesn't sound
very relaxing.
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I know.
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Brent's got the gift, you know?
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He pictures himself
all over the world,
246
00:11:26,534 --> 00:11:30,095
while I'm stuck here
not goin' anywhere.
247
00:11:32,534 --> 00:11:35,062
Reading his postcard
from Fadrid,
248
00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:37,896
it kinda stinks
when you think about it.
249
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,295
It's selfish.
250
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,929
You're right, Lacey,
I should go tell him off.
251
00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:44,496
Thanks.
252
00:11:44,501 --> 00:11:47,028
What?
253
00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,596
Where's my coffee?
254
00:11:48,601 --> 00:11:52,062
I sent ya an email
a half an hour ago.
255
00:11:54,367 --> 00:11:56,062
Great. I'll do main course
256
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,128
and you can do
jellied salads instead.
257
00:11:58,267 --> 00:11:59,796
Sure thing. Works for me.
258
00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:01,162
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
259
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,863
Why would you do that?
260
00:12:02,934 --> 00:12:06,429
I gave my sister my jelly moulds
and she went out of town.
261
00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:08,529
Well-well, I have moulds,
tons of moulds.
262
00:12:08,634 --> 00:12:10,929
I'd be happy to
lend them to you.
263
00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,729
Oh, that would be great.
264
00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:15,195
I guess you'll have to
stick to main course.
265
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:17,562
Sure thing. Works for me.
266
00:12:17,701 --> 00:12:19,796
Karen, are you sure?
267
00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:21,295
Oh, you bet.
268
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:23,629
If there's one thing I have,
it's jelly moulds.
269
00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:26,562
How much are these
jelly moulds?
270
00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:30,395
Did you get my funny email?
271
00:12:30,501 --> 00:12:31,195
No.
272
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:32,596
I sent you a bunch.
273
00:12:32,734 --> 00:12:34,796
I know. None of them
were funny.
274
00:12:34,868 --> 00:12:36,229
They're L-O-L.
275
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,896
Lame Out Loud?
276
00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:39,496
Could you stop sending them?
277
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,696
The attachments are
clogging up my inbox.
278
00:12:41,834 --> 00:12:44,395
That's probably because
you hooked your hard drive
into the protocol
279
00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:47,329
and then used your bytes to
spam it up the Internet.
280
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,295
How will we tell when you
actually do lose your mind?
281
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:53,295
This coming from a woman
who doesn't even read emails.
282
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,995
I know techie stuff.
283
00:12:55,067 --> 00:12:57,062
Ask Ian.
284
00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,128
Does Lacey sell cookies?
285
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:04,062
"Cookies" is
computer talk.
286
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,929
What do you make of this?
287
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,562
I don't know, but I know
it's not healthy.
288
00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:17,295
He's got the bug spray
right beside the cooking spray.
289
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,596
That's got lawsuit
written all over it.
290
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:20,963
No.
291
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,195
I mean Brent out there on
the grass, his vacation.
292
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:26,028
If he wants to sit there
and not talk, let him.
293
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,929
We've seen him standing
and not talking.
294
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,362
We're not missin' much.
Yeah.
295
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,562
I just feel badly for him,
that's all.
296
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:34,596
What if someone sprays poison
bug repellent on a muffin tray?
297
00:13:34,701 --> 00:13:37,729
It's like he'd like to go on
a real vacation, but can't.
298
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:41,796
Or you walk into a cloud
of mosquitoes and whip out
a can of Pam.
299
00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:45,662
I get the feeling you
don't find this as sad as I do.
300
00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:47,395
Not really.
301
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,362
Just look at him, imagining
he's on some beach somewhere,
302
00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:51,896
but still
in sight of work.
303
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,662
Yeah, you're right.
Screw him!
304
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,462
No, I didn't say that.
305
00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:59,095
He sits there mocking us
on his lawn chair
306
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,562
while we do all the work.
307
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,929
Kind of a jerky thing
for him to do.
308
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,662
This has been a real eye
opener. Thanks, Lacey.
309
00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:07,329
Oh, no. Wanda, wait!
310
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,262
Dear Brent.
I know you're on vacation.
311
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,729
But if you get a chance,
312
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:15,028
maybe in between your pedicure
and your mud bath,
313
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:18,896
you can fix the debit machine
like you said you would.
314
00:14:18,968 --> 00:14:20,329
All the best.
Wanda.
315
00:14:20,434 --> 00:14:23,762
Dear Wanda. You can do it.
Sincerely, Brent.
316
00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,329
Dear Brent.
317
00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,829
I don't have the pass codes
to fix the machines, do I?
318
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,796
P.S. Your shirt's ugly.
319
00:14:30,868 --> 00:14:32,395
Dear Brent.
320
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,963
If you were a pal, you'd
dream me over there with ya
321
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:36,529
instead of
leavin' me here.
322
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:39,262
Dear Hank. If I wanted you here,
I woulda stayed there.
323
00:14:39,267 --> 00:14:42,429
Dear Brent.
You suck out loud!
324
00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:46,696
P.S. You got pasty
white chicken legs.
325
00:14:47,901 --> 00:14:49,496
Dear Lacey.
326
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:51,863
I can't help but get the feeling
you've ruined a good thing.
327
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:56,128
Wish you were here so I
could thank you in person.
328
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,496
I'm sorry.
329
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,829
Oh, I mean, Dear Brent.
I am sorry...
330
00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:07,529
It's okay. You can forget
the postcard talk.
331
00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:09,195
I'm back now.
332
00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:11,729
I didn't mean to ruin it.
It's not your fault.
333
00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:14,462
You just hounded me and everyone
until our bubble burst
334
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,662
and the good times came
crashin' down.
335
00:15:16,734 --> 00:15:18,095
It's no biggy.
336
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,162
I couldn't wrap
my head around it.
337
00:15:20,167 --> 00:15:21,995
Everybody said that you
went on vacation
338
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:23,529
and you stayed here.
339
00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:25,362
Yeah. I call it a staycation.
340
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,162
It's actually quite relaxing.
341
00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:28,863
Maybe you can
get back there.
342
00:15:28,934 --> 00:15:30,262
Where were you last,
Hawaii?
343
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,562
Oh, no. Too many tourists
this time of year.
344
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:35,229
Can't you just imagine
it's another time of year?
345
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,729
Time travel? I'm not a warlock.
346
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,095
Anyway, what's done is done.
347
00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,262
No! No, no.
We can do this.
348
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:43,395
I'm goin' to
Tahiti right now.
349
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:47,162
Okey-doke. I'm gonna go
fix a debit machine.
350
00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:50,529
Kyle says, uh,
"Fasten your seatbelts. "
351
00:15:53,934 --> 00:15:57,095
Hey, Jane Kendal wants to trade
with Davis for the potluck.
352
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,128
I know how you're all
weird about that.
353
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:01,729
I'm not weird.
354
00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:03,395
Napkins is easy, way easy.
355
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:06,863
Main course, way, way hard.
356
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:09,995
Yeah, you're not
weird at all.
357
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,995
Anyway, I'm supposed
to bake cupcakes,
358
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,496
but Len's trying
to lose weight
359
00:16:13,601 --> 00:16:15,796
and the smell of them
drives him crazy.
360
00:16:15,901 --> 00:16:18,295
Hey, no problem.
I can do dessert. Oh.
361
00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,462
Hello?
362
00:16:21,467 --> 00:16:24,329
Yeah, it's Karen. I heard
you needed an oven.
363
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:27,529
You could use mine.
It loves to be used.
364
00:16:27,634 --> 00:16:29,596
You should use it.
365
00:16:29,701 --> 00:16:31,062
Okay, then.
366
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:33,729
Ah, never mind.
367
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,529
Consider it never minded.
368
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,562
I need to use the computer.
You've been on it all afternoon.
369
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,729
Ah, relax. I'm just finishing
an email.
370
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:51,562
P. Dot.
371
00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:55,395
S. Dot.
372
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:56,995
I...
373
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,229
For the love of Pete,
just send it.
374
00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:00,662
Oh, don't rush me, woman.
375
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:04,062
I'm on the information
super roadway thingy.
376
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:05,095
Now what?
377
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,095
Hit Return.
378
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,329
Don't you have a home?
379
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,095
I'm goin' to the kitchen.
Do you want anything?
380
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,462
Yeah.
381
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:16,028
When you get to the
back door, keep going.
382
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,629
Did you say
return or delete?
383
00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:20,162
Mmm.
384
00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:22,896
Is spaghetti hard to make?
385
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,429
You don't know
what you're making?
386
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,596
Don't rush him.
It's not till tonight.
387
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,162
Yeah.
388
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:29,629
Man, the service around
here's gettin' worse.
389
00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,462
Where the heck's Lacey?
390
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,562
Staycation.
391
00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:38,095
You know, I have changed my
mind about this vacation thing.
392
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,696
Oh, this is great.
393
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:43,262
I'm in the South of France
right now.
394
00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:45,995
Ah, how come
I can hear ya?
395
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,028
Because I'm a postcard.
396
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:51,462
But you didn't
say, "Dear Hank. "
397
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,496
You're not in the
South of France.
398
00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:56,462
You're stuck here
with the rest of us.
399
00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:07,963
Well, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a little free time
400
00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:10,229
before the big potluck.
401
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,462
Okay, I'm ready to go.
402
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,963
Oh.
403
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,995
Right.
404
00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,662
The jellies aren't gelling.
405
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,762
Are your moulds coated
with something?
406
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,162
How should I know?
407
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:24,762
Well, they're your moulds.
408
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,629
I'll-I'll come over.
409
00:18:26,701 --> 00:18:29,796
I think your breadmaker's
on fire.
410
00:18:29,801 --> 00:18:30,729
Oh.
411
00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:33,762
Hello?
412
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:35,896
I don't know about
this sweet potato pie.
413
00:18:35,968 --> 00:18:37,362
The potatoes aren't sweet.
414
00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:39,696
Did you buy sweet potatoes?
415
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:43,295
It's hard to tell until you
get 'em home and taste them.
416
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,028
I'll-I'll be right over.
417
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:51,429
Oscar, there's been an incident.
We need to talk.
418
00:18:51,534 --> 00:18:53,896
Not now.
I'm downloading a Google.
419
00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:55,429
Well, you'll have to stop.
420
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,362
I just got a call from
the folks at the Internet.
421
00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,395
Oh, no. I didn't do anything.
422
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:02,262
Yeah? Well, according
to their records,
423
00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:04,696
you attached some
infected blogs that...
424
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:07,762
Fire wired themselves
to the zip link?
425
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,162
Yeah, on the mainframe.
426
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,429
It was Ian's fault.
He's a bad apple.
427
00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:15,462
I- I hope we didn't annoy
everyone down at the Internet.
428
00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:17,496
Yeah, well, they're
pretty ticked off.
429
00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:20,462
But I think I can make
this all go away
430
00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:23,262
if Oscar promises never
to go online again.
431
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:24,896
Just do what they say.
432
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,629
Fine.
433
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:29,195
But don't think I'm not gonna
write a letter to the Internet.
434
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:31,128
The stamp people will
back me up.
435
00:19:31,234 --> 00:19:32,796
Thanks a lot.
436
00:19:32,801 --> 00:19:34,429
You bet.
437
00:19:35,934 --> 00:19:37,662
Here's your main course.
438
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:39,696
All right!
439
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:47,562
Mm, Davis, these
crepes are amazing.
440
00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:49,028
The who?
441
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:50,596
The crepes you brought.
442
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,963
Oh, yeah.
443
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,863
Yeah, I like 'em too.
444
00:19:53,868 --> 00:19:56,929
You know, it's really
hard finding a good
recipe for grapes.
445
00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,195
For what?
446
00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,362
The-the-the-the
thing you said.
447
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:04,362
Okay, the sweet potato pie
is there, Jane has her cupcakes,
448
00:20:04,434 --> 00:20:06,429
the jelly salads
are holding together.
449
00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:09,162
Hey, uh, where
are the napkins?
450
00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:11,229
I have ketchup
on my face.
451
00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:15,829
Right, napkins,
good old napkins.
452
00:20:15,934 --> 00:20:17,796
You didn't bring napkins?
453
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:20,529
Don't worry. I've got
some spares in my car.
454
00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:23,963
There's no unifying theme,
but I think they'll work.
455
00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,362
Hey, everybody.
456
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:28,362
Davis brought the main
course andnapkins.
457
00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:36,262
I heard you just
brought grapes.
458
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:43,829
Oh, Portugal's nice
this time of year.
459
00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:44,896
Yeah.
460
00:20:44,968 --> 00:20:47,262
I shoulda come
here before.
461
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:49,896
One for her too, please.
462
00:20:49,968 --> 00:20:51,295
What?
463
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,629
I just ordered you
a drink from the bar.
464
00:20:53,634 --> 00:20:56,863
Well, Brent Leroy,
aren't you sweet.
465
00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:59,462
I imagine I am.
466
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:03,262
Well, here's to some
well-deserved time off.
467
00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:05,462
The drinks haven't come yet.
468
00:21:05,534 --> 00:21:06,529
Oh.
469
00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:08,529
But I appreciate the thought.
470
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,662
Cheers.
471
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:10,696
Well, maybe we can
do it again sometime.
472
00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:11,863
Yeah, absolutely.
473
00:21:11,968 --> 00:21:13,262
Only next time could ya
fill this with pie?
474
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:13,934
I don't bake
on staycation.
475
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:15,863
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477
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,629
www. verticalsync. com
478
00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:19,301
I don't know the same things
you don't know
479
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:20,767
I don't know
I just don't know
480
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:22,128
It's a great big place
481
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,128
full of nothin' but space
482
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,295
and it's my happy place
483
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,362
I don't know
Yes you do
484
00:21:25,434 --> 00:21:26,896
You just won't admit it
485
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:27,633
Want to have a gas online?
Visit us at cornergas. com
486
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:28,863
I don't know
487
00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:29,568
I just don't know
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