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Look at them all! 14 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,750 Whoa! 15 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:55,583 Mummy, Mummy, can I please have one of these? Please? 16 00:00:55,666 --> 00:00:57,750 Aw, baby bilbies! 17 00:00:57,833 --> 00:00:59,250 Can I take one home? 18 00:00:59,333 --> 00:01:01,291 Take my picture! Take my picture! 19 00:01:01,875 --> 00:01:04,916 Oh my gosh! It's Pretty Boy! 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,250 Yay! Pretty Boy! 21 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:10,541 Aw. 22 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:16,458 Okay, folks, just give the little fella some air, would ya? 23 00:01:16,541 --> 00:01:17,791 He's a bit tuckered out. 24 00:01:17,875 --> 00:01:20,000 But his webcam is on 24-7, 25 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:22,166 so you can see him anytime on the Pretty Boy app. 26 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,750 Yay! 27 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:25,083 We love you! 28 00:01:25,166 --> 00:01:27,083 - Bye! - Bye, Pretty Boy! 29 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:29,375 I wanna go see the ugly animals. 30 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:33,541 Dolores, you come back here! Those creatures are dangerous. 31 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:36,833 I'm not afraid of some stupid, smelly, ugly... 32 00:01:36,857 --> 00:01:38,857 DANGER HOUSE 33 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:09,291 What's going on? 34 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:12,166 Did Jackie scare another kid? 35 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:14,833 Yep. 36 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:20,125 She's such a ham. The show hasn't even started yet. 37 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,291 - She didn't bite anyone, did she? - Nah. 38 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,500 Just gave some whiny kid a bit of a scare. 39 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,833 Probably the first time she's seen a croc close-up. 40 00:02:26,916 --> 00:02:29,125 Wait till they get a peep at Maddie. 41 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:31,208 Showtime, guys. 42 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:34,500 Do they have to blast that horn? Why can't they play panpipes? 43 00:02:34,583 --> 00:02:37,666 You're a deadly scorpion, Nigel. Forget the panpipes. 44 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,833 I hate showtime. 45 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:42,276 Should we wake Maddie and tell her what it's like out there? 46 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:45,875 Nah. Let the poor thing sleep. She'll know soon enough. 47 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:59,166 - Aw, not the pincers! - Ugh! Could they at least warm 'em up? 48 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,208 Righto, guys, grab some glass. 49 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:02,666 Mmm. 50 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:07,916 Oh, stop. Please! I'm ticklish. Please stop! 51 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,166 Hey, hey, hey! Watch the spikes! That's soft tissue! 52 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:13,708 Good luck, Maddie. 53 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,500 G'day, gorgeous. 54 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:35,250 Hi, Chaz. 55 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:39,708 How's my special girl? 56 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,500 Ready to get out there and meet your public? 57 00:03:42,583 --> 00:03:43,875 Yes. 58 00:03:43,958 --> 00:03:48,666 And I know you can't understand me, but I'm gonna make you so proud out there. 59 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:53,041 You call that a smile? Come on, where are those fabulous fangs? 60 00:03:56,958 --> 00:04:00,333 Maddie, those people are gonna go nuts when they see you. 61 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:03,583 So let's get out there and show the world how beautiful you are. 62 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:08,166 They're horrible. They're disgusting. 63 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:11,125 They're the deadliest creatures on the planet. 64 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:12,833 But have no fear. 65 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:17,000 'Cause they're guarded by the toughest and bravest hero in the whole world. 66 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:19,291 He puts the Aussie in awesome. 67 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:22,083 The wonder from Down Under. 68 00:04:22,166 --> 00:04:25,541 He's my dad, Chaz Hunt. 69 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:41,041 Thanks, Chazzie. 70 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:43,416 I don't know about being a hero, folks, 71 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,250 but the ol' chip off the block's right about one thing. 72 00:04:46,333 --> 00:04:48,458 These animals are deadly. 73 00:04:48,541 --> 00:04:49,875 Step back, son. Step back. 74 00:04:49,958 --> 00:04:54,208 ‘Cause it's time to meet Jackie, the saltwater crocodile. 75 00:04:55,375 --> 00:04:58,083 This beast from the billabong could swallow you whole. 76 00:04:58,166 --> 00:04:59,375 But not on my watch! 77 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:04,708 Come and get me, you ugly monster! 78 00:05:04,791 --> 00:05:07,000 - Come on. Easy! - Papa! 79 00:05:07,083 --> 00:05:09,583 I'll take her from here, son. 80 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,541 Easy. Whew! Crikey! 81 00:05:14,625 --> 00:05:18,250 That was tougher than tackling a Tasmanian tiger off a tucker box. 82 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:21,000 It's not just the big critters you gotta look out for. 83 00:05:21,083 --> 00:05:24,083 - Chazzie, bring out the creepy crawlies. - Here ya go, Dad! 84 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:28,541 In this box is one of Australia's deadliest creatures. 85 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:32,083 And he's no bigger than my hand. 86 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,166 Sting, sting. Ouch, ouch. 87 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,750 Grr. Grr. 88 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:38,791 Not scary enough? How'd you like to hold this hairy little beauty, 89 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,208 a venomous funnel web spider! 90 00:05:42,291 --> 00:05:46,333 He's extra toey right now because it's funnel web spider mating season, 91 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:48,041 and he's the only one in captivity. 92 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:49,916 I can't believe he just told them that. 93 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,875 You have been a bit tense lately, Frank. 94 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:54,791 Hang about! What's this disgusting thing under my hat? 95 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:56,416 Ugh! Your face? 96 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,166 A thorny devil lizard! 97 00:05:58,250 --> 00:05:59,583 Ew. 98 00:05:59,666 --> 00:06:05,625 But by far, the deadliest creature on this planet is the taipan snake. 99 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:10,041 There is no creature more deadly, more venomous. 100 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:11,583 Now stand back, folks. 101 00:06:12,208 --> 00:06:15,041 I trained her myself the moment she came out of the egg. 102 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,958 Please let them love me. 103 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:18,875 Oh no, set the bar lower, Maddie. 104 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:21,125 Like. Please like me. Liking would be fine, 105 00:06:21,208 --> 00:06:24,416 and like could become love, and like would be terrific. 106 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,916 - Break a leg, Maddie! - She doesn't have any legs. 107 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,458 She can borrow one of mine. 108 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:31,041 So prepare to meet... 109 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,583 ...Medusa! 110 00:06:35,833 --> 00:06:37,958 Oh, the sun! 111 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:42,500 Oh my gosh. Thank you. Ah! 112 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:45,125 It's so amazing finally meeting you all. 113 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,166 Um, I... I've never even seen the sun before. 114 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:50,541 Now show 'em that beautiful smile. 115 00:06:56,250 --> 00:07:00,333 Well, didn't I warn you, folks? She is a cold-blooded killer! 116 00:07:00,416 --> 00:07:01,250 Wait, what? 117 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,083 Look at those hideous fangs! 118 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,416 "Hideous"? But you... you said... 119 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,375 Hear that horrible hiss? That means she's about to attack! 120 00:07:09,458 --> 00:07:10,500 Look at her! 121 00:07:11,583 --> 00:07:15,208 Just one drop from this snake's venom can kill 100 people 122 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:16,791 in less than ten seconds. 123 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:21,416 Get that monster away from my son! 124 00:07:22,791 --> 00:07:23,791 "Monster"? 125 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:26,250 Righto! Back in your box! 126 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:29,875 - Get in there, you ugly monster! - Good one, son! 127 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:33,333 But I'm not a monster, am I? 128 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,333 The park is now closing, folks, 129 00:07:39,416 --> 00:07:41,833 but don't forget to tune in to the Pretty Boy app 130 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:44,500 to watch everyone's favorite koala go to bed. 131 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:46,791 Night night, little guy. Sleep tight. 132 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:02,708 Bonne nuit, Pretty Boy. 133 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:07,458 Aw. 134 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:11,833 This is Mission Control patching you through to Pretty Boy now. 135 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,500 Aw. 136 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,500 Ow! 137 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,875 Oh! 138 00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:31,208 Are you okay, Maddie? 139 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:32,958 Get down, you crazy croc. 140 00:08:37,958 --> 00:08:40,625 Be careful, Jackie. They don't know you're kidding. 141 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,333 Ah! They love it! 142 00:08:42,416 --> 00:08:44,458 Besides, keeps me young. 143 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:46,916 And how are my babies tonight? 144 00:08:47,541 --> 00:08:53,208 Maddie! I almost forgot. Today was your first show. How'd it go? 145 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:58,000 Aw. That bad, huh? 146 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:00,125 Oh, honey. 147 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:04,500 Look at me. Come on. Show Auntie Jackie that beautiful face. 148 00:09:05,125 --> 00:09:07,250 I'm not beautiful. 149 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,416 I'm a monster. 150 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,541 Because a few humans screamed? 151 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,583 They were terrified, Jackie. 152 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:15,458 I... I made them cry. 153 00:09:15,958 --> 00:09:18,708 So? Have some fun with it. I do. 154 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:21,958 That's not who we really are. Frank, who are you? 155 00:09:22,041 --> 00:09:25,041 Australian funnel web, Hadronyche cerberea. 156 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:31,000 Not the label on your cage, love. In your heart. What's your true passion? 157 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,666 Interpretive dance. 158 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,583 What? Why is that so funny, Zoe? 159 00:09:37,666 --> 00:09:40,083 I thought you needed a partner to be a dancer. 160 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:41,875 Don't be mean! It's not Frank's fault 161 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:43,878 that it's mating season, and he can't get a date. 162 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:47,083 Oh my God. Please, can everybody just stop talking about that? 163 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:49,791 I'm single by choice! By choice, people! 164 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:53,666 And Nigel... Nigel just wants everything to be beautiful. 165 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,750 I have a horror of beige. 166 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,666 And Zoe's so smart, 167 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:00,541 she's always figuring out clever ways to escape. 168 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,750 And as for you, you can... 169 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:12,750 - Kill 100 people in ten seconds! - Seriously? 170 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:15,958 Uh, I was just complimenting her ruthless efficiency. 171 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:17,250 Not helping, Frank. 172 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,916 You can be whoever you want. 173 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,291 So who cares what a bunch of silly humans think? 174 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:27,708 But... but Chaz said that they'd love me. He said I was special. 175 00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:29,666 And you are special. 176 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,166 No, not in that way, 177 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:33,791 not like him. 178 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:44,416 - Ugh. Gross. - I hate him. 179 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,333 I'd love a snuggle. 180 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:47,833 Uh, I mean, boo. 181 00:10:47,916 --> 00:10:51,583 People love him. They line up for hours just to hug him. 182 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,083 No one's ever gonna wanna hug me. 183 00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:56,666 Unless you threaten them with your insatiable bloodlust. 184 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:58,291 - Frank! - It's just a pitch. 185 00:10:58,375 --> 00:11:00,500 Aw. You know what you need? 186 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,666 - A nice bedtime story to cheer you up. - Yay! 187 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:07,500 Now you kids were brought here when you were just babies, 188 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,000 so you wouldn't remember anything about the outback. 189 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:15,833 Oh, I do, I do. I mean, not much but, uh, just a song my mum used to sing. 190 00:11:15,916 --> 00:11:19,041 - Why don't you sing it to us now? - And maybe Frank can dance! 191 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,125 Uh, maybe Frank needs help. 192 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:26,000 It... it... it's a twig. I know that. 193 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,833 But try telling my heart. 194 00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:30,208 ♪ Sleep, little one ♪ 195 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:33,416 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 196 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:39,041 ♪ Your body's cooling with the night ♪ 197 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:45,000 ♪ Let your worries slip away ♪ 198 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:51,208 ♪ Tomorrow is a brand-new day ♪ 199 00:11:51,791 --> 00:11:55,000 - Aw. - Aw, that's beautiful, hon. 200 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,416 Your mum must've loved you very much. 201 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,958 I wish I'd known her. 202 00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:01,125 Well, can't say I ever met her, 203 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:05,125 but before I came here, I visited a lot of places in the outback. 204 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,291 - What was your favorite place? - Oh boy, that's a tough one. 205 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,458 - She tells us every night, Nigel. - Shh. 206 00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:15,041 I think my favorite place is the mountains where I grew up. 207 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:18,208 - I knew it! I knew she was gonna say that. - She says it every night! 208 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:21,541 They're the most beautiful mountains in the world. 209 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:23,375 Tall as the sky! 210 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,583 - What color? - Red as a bushberry. 211 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:30,250 Except at sunset, when they turn the true color of the outback. 212 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,583 - Burnt sienna. - That's right. 213 00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:35,458 And that's the place where all of you come from. 214 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 And I know that one day 215 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:41,041 you're gonna find your way back to those mountains 216 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,791 and meet your families. 217 00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:46,208 Now go to sleep, my babies. 218 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:52,125 First show's always the hardest, hon. 219 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:55,333 It gets easier. I promise. 220 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,500 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 221 00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:06,250 Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 222 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,833 Wake up, snakey! Wake up! 223 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:12,500 ♪ Tumble outta bed And I stumble to the kitchen ♪ 224 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,666 ♪ Pour myself a cup of ambition ♪ 225 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:17,583 ♪ And yawn and stretch And try to come to life... ♪ 226 00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:23,583 It's Pretty Boy! 227 00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:26,625 Mom, the koalas! I want one. You promised me. 228 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,416 - Pretty Boy! - Look, it's Pretty Boy! 229 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:31,916 Whoa! 230 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,875 ♪ It's all taking and no giving ♪ 231 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,583 ♪ They just use your mind... ♪ 232 00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:41,833 Aw. 233 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,708 Back in your box! 234 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:50,166 Stay still, ya mean old croc! 235 00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:52,375 Ahh! 236 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,141 Sting, sting! Ouch, ouch! 237 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,166 Back in your box! 238 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,791 Help! There's a kid in the crocodile pool! 239 00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,625 Croc on the loose! 240 00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:20,958 - Daddy! - Chazzie! 241 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:22,125 Jackie! 242 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:26,083 Help me! 243 00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,375 She's gonna eat me! 244 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:30,375 What? No! I just want to help. 245 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:31,458 Daddy! Ahh! 246 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:32,625 Oh no! Oh! 247 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:34,916 Ah! She's going for him! 248 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,250 Get that monster away from my son! 249 00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,375 Don't worry, love. Your dad's on his way. 250 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,916 Ahh! 251 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,833 Ahh! 252 00:14:51,541 --> 00:14:54,041 What's happening? Why are there sirens? I hate sirens. 253 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,833 - Maybe the park's on fire. - Maybe Pretty Boy died. 254 00:14:56,916 --> 00:15:00,041 Nah. I've seen the plans for his funeral. There's a choir. 255 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:01,333 It's Jackie. 256 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,500 They thought she was attacking Chaz's son, but she was just trying to help. 257 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:07,166 Put a muzzle on her! Get her out of here! 258 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,541 Down! Down! 259 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,686 Leave her alone! 260 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,708 She didn't do anything! She was just trying to help! Jackie! 261 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:18,625 - Maddie. - I've gotta get outta here. 262 00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,833 - Let me out! - Maddie! 263 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,958 I'll take a closer look, okay? 264 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,833 Oh, Jackie. 265 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:25,875 No. 266 00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:47,666 It wasn't my fault, Dad! Honest! I was just trying to be like you. 267 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,708 Hey. I'm not mad at you, Chazzie. 268 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,291 You're... you're not? 269 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,375 It's never easy seeing an animal get taken away like that. 270 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:56,375 Look, that croc had it coming. 271 00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:59,958 I mean, these creatures are killers, son. Never forget it. 272 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:02,250 I was so proud of you out there. 273 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:05,708 Not every kid can stare down the gullet of a two-ton killing machine 274 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:08,583 and come away with dry daks. That takes guts. 275 00:17:08,666 --> 00:17:09,666 Thanks, Dad. 276 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:12,375 Now, how about a bedtime story? 277 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:13,541 Where were we? 278 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,333 Chapter four. 279 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:18,625 "How I Fought a Giant Python and Lost Your Mother." 280 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,250 "The swamp was steamy with the stench of death 281 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,958 as we began our honeymoon." 282 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:24,875 "I paddled the canoe upstream..." 283 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,583 Who's gonna tell us stories now? 284 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,000 Um, Maddie? 285 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,000 Tell us about the mountains. 286 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,208 No. 287 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:15,291 Why not? 288 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:18,083 Because I'm done just talking about them. 289 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:22,791 I say we go out and see them for ourselves. 290 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,750 - What? - Break out of here tonight. 291 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,333 Are you nuts? 292 00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:32,208 Those mountains are in the outback! That's 500... 500... 1,500... nine miles away. 293 00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:35,291 No, no, no. I can't leave my glass box. The glass box is me. 294 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:39,208 - I'm the box. - Breathe, Nigel. Breathe. 295 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,666 Well, we're down to three. 296 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,750 Guys, listen to me. 297 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:46,250 I know it's scary, but do you want to end up like Jackie? 298 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:49,666 Spend your whole lives being put on display like freaks? 299 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:53,333 Because that's what we are in here. Monsters. 300 00:18:57,041 --> 00:19:02,791 But out there, we're someone's kid, someone's brother, sister... 301 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:05,750 family. 302 00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,916 - Out there, we can be... - Dancers? 303 00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:13,833 Ourselves. 304 00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:19,000 Zoe, climb out and unlock our cases. 305 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:23,041 Tonight, we're going back to the outback. 306 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,958 ♪ I'm the bad guy ♪ 307 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,250 ♪ Duh ♪ 308 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,125 Oh! 309 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,458 ♪ I'm the bad guy ♪ 310 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,250 Ow! 311 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:15,625 Ah! 312 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:22,166 ♪ I'm only good at being bad, bad ♪ 313 00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:23,541 I think we're gonna make it. 314 00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:27,375 Don't say that! Every time someone says that, something always... 315 00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,833 Who's doing that? 316 00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:29,916 Look! 317 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,666 Pretty Boy? 318 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,375 - Hi, sorry. Do you mind not doing that? - What? 319 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:39,166 We're trying to escape. Someone might hear you. 320 00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:42,291 - Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize. - That's okay. Just... 321 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,791 - So you want me to stop doing this? - Yes! Stop! 322 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,708 Sorry! Can't hear you over all this noise! 323 00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:50,041 They'll see us! 324 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,000 Please! 325 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,291 We're just trying to get to the outback so we can find our families. 326 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,041 Oh. 327 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:59,958 Wow! That is so inspiring. 328 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:04,541 Families are very important to me too. 329 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:07,708 You're a snake! You're not gonna get five yards. 330 00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:09,166 And anyway, what kind of family 331 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,208 is gonna want a bunch of ugly bugs like you? 332 00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:13,208 You're really mean. 333 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:14,791 But he's so adorable. 334 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:17,041 You're right. I should do it like this. 335 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,125 Over here, Mr. Policeman! 336 00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:24,125 Some animals are trying to kill me! I'm in distress. Koala in distress! 337 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,458 Stop that! Grab him! 338 00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:28,541 Go ahead and try. Snakes can't climb. 339 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:31,625 - Snakes can climb! Get away! - Please be quiet! 340 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,416 Get your scaly mitts off me. Let me go! Help! 341 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,958 Please! Please be quiet. 342 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,958 I can't die yet! I'm not even 27! He... 343 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,208 Ahh! 344 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:58,250 Ahh! 345 00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:04,416 Oh no! I killed Pretty Boy. I've murdered a celebrity. 346 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,166 No, you didn't. Your venom only knocks 'em out, Nigel. 347 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,833 He'll wake up in a minute. He might have a headache. 348 00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:13,666 Then we'll have to get him out of here. Count of three. One, two, three! 349 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,291 Whoa! 350 00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:18,833 Ooh! 351 00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,458 Oh, we're free! We're free! 352 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:23,791 I feel so liberated, so virile. 353 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:26,500 But we're not safe yet. Hurry. 354 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,416 - Look at that. - Wow! 355 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,250 It's Jackie's mountains! 356 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:39,166 We made it! 357 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:40,375 Yay! 358 00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:44,500 Um, uh, I think that's the city. 359 00:22:45,791 --> 00:22:48,458 Sorry, yeah, that makes more sense. 360 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:51,791 It felt too easy, right? But we're on our way. 361 00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:56,750 And somewhere beyond those lights is the outback. 362 00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:58,916 I hate to break it to you, 363 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,500 but there's a lot of water between us and those lights. 364 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:04,250 And none of us know how to swim, so how are we gonna... 365 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,750 What's wrong with Frank? 366 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:09,000 - Frank, what are you doing? - I dunno. 367 00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:11,791 It's like now that we're in the wild, 368 00:23:11,875 --> 00:23:14,041 some kind of instinct's taken over. 369 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,208 You mean... 370 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,583 Oh! Oh! I think it's a mating dance. 371 00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:28,541 Okay, if he's gonna do that the whole way, I'm taking the bus. 372 00:23:28,625 --> 00:23:29,958 There's a bus? 373 00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:33,916 Guys, focus. 374 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,416 We need to find a way across the harbor. 375 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,583 - Oh! Does anyone know a friendly turtle? - Or we could find a raft. 376 00:23:39,666 --> 00:23:41,666 That's exactly what I was gonna say. 377 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:42,625 What's a raft? 378 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:44,375 Anything made of wood. 379 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:46,000 What do we do with Satan's teddy bear? 380 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:49,250 Ugh, we have to take him with us, or he'll sound the alarm again. 381 00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,250 We can let him go when we get to the city. 382 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,208 I want my snuggly. Mmm. 383 00:23:53,291 --> 00:23:55,458 Ugh! He's so furry and hot. 384 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,083 Come on. 385 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:06,333 Do you think you could've found a raft that wasn't full of holes? 386 00:24:06,416 --> 00:24:07,750 You said "made of wood." 387 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:11,875 Guys, guys, don't argue. Look at us. We're on our way. 388 00:24:11,958 --> 00:24:16,250 And check out the sky. I've never seen the sky at night before. 389 00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:21,916 - What are all those twinkly dots? - I think they're called dandruff. 390 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,250 - "Dandruff"? - Yeah. 391 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:26,833 You know that stuff that comes off humans when they scratch their hair? 392 00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:29,375 It floats up into the sky, and it shines at night. 393 00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:32,375 Wow. Dandruff. 394 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:36,125 Oh, look, what a pretty little sailing boat! 395 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,208 That's not a boat, Nigel. That's a... 396 00:24:38,291 --> 00:24:39,333 Shark! 397 00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:40,500 Paddle! Paddle! 398 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:41,833 It's circling us. 399 00:24:41,916 --> 00:24:43,416 Paddle in circles! 400 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,916 Ahh! 401 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,208 What? What's going on? Why is my bottom wet? 402 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:49,458 Are we getting colonics? 403 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:50,833 Just grab a leaf and paddle! 404 00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,875 You koalanapped me, you psycho worm! 405 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,125 You snitched on us, you dirty little bear! 406 00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:58,041 - Just you wait till... - Bigger problems! 407 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,291 Ahh! 408 00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:07,833 Oh, sorry to scare you. I get that reaction a lot. 409 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,125 It's the smile, isn't it? 410 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:12,208 You know, I took some acting classes, did a few mime workshops. 411 00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:13,875 But it's just not me, you know? 412 00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:17,041 So I thought, "Hey, stop trying to change who you are." 413 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:20,000 "Just be yourself, the face of death, 414 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,875 aka Jacinta." 415 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,375 - Hi! - Ahh! 416 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:28,000 Hey! Aren't you that snake who can kill 100 people in ten seconds? 417 00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:29,500 Oh. No, not really. 418 00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:31,416 It's... it's more like 94, 95 tops. 419 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:34,375 But you've probably eaten a lot more people than that, right? 420 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:36,938 Sorry. I don't know why I said that. That was so inappropriate. 421 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,208 Nah, sounds about right. Did you guys just escape from the park? 422 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:41,958 Yeah! How'd you know? 423 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:45,541 We get a lot of breakouts. Last month, it was a dung beetle. 424 00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,000 Duncan? I thought he got released back into the wild. 425 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:51,458 The only place he got released was into the belly of a seagull. 426 00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:55,625 Tragic. The one night I was off sick. 427 00:25:55,708 --> 00:25:58,000 Ugh! Could you be any more self-obsessed? 428 00:25:58,083 --> 00:26:00,208 Can everyone please focus on me for once? 429 00:26:00,291 --> 00:26:03,791 Razor face, take me back to the park, or I'll have your fins made into soup. 430 00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:05,958 - "Razor face"? - No, he didn't mean that. 431 00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:09,500 And we're not going back to the park. We're on our way to the outback. 432 00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:13,750 - Then you've come to the right place. - For I am......a secret agent. 433 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,500 Lethal and deadly. 434 00:26:15,583 --> 00:26:18,041 - Designed to strike with stealth and... - Oh! 435 00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:21,250 Sorry. Sorry. Oh, now I'm making it worse, aren't I? 436 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:24,750 Oh, it's these tiny fins. It's why I could never knit. 437 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,000 - I... I think we can just... - No, no, no! No! 438 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,583 I really am an agent, and I'm here to help. 439 00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:33,583 See, I'm a member of... U.S.S. 440 00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,750 - "Us"? - No. U.S.S. 441 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,166 - "Ussss"? - U.S.S. 442 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:40,625 - Ussss. - Now you're doing too many. Just U.S.S. 443 00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:45,375 - What? - U.S.S., the Uglies Secret Society. 444 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:48,250 It's a gang of sensitive, misunderstood animals. 445 00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:52,375 In a world of cuddly koalas, we are regarded as monsters. 446 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:55,583 Don't worry. The U.S.S. has networks everywhere. 447 00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:57,041 If you ever get into trouble, 448 00:26:57,125 --> 00:27:00,166 just say the password, and a member of U.S.S. will help. 449 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:03,083 What's the password? 450 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:06,625 Hey. "I'm ugly. You're ugly. We should all be this ugly." 451 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,828 "Ugly is the new beautiful." 452 00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:08,916 What? 453 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,625 "I'm ugly. You're ugly. We should all be this ugly." 454 00:27:11,708 --> 00:27:13,333 "Ugly is the new beautiful." 455 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:16,250 False alarm. 456 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:19,166 That's a really long password. 457 00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:21,921 Yeah, um, I hate to rush. I think we're sinking. 458 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,500 Oh, right! On it! 459 00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:27,666 Let's get you guys to the other side before the sun comes up. 460 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:30,083 That's when the really scary creatures come out. 461 00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:32,166 - What are they? - Humans! 462 00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:38,333 We need an urgent dispatch, 59372 at the Australian Wildlife Park... 463 00:27:38,416 --> 00:27:41,291 Stone the crows, what's happened here? 464 00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:44,333 They've gone, sir. 465 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,500 And look what they've done to Pretty Boy. 466 00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:50,875 Crikey! 467 00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:53,041 What are you gonna do, Dad? 468 00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:57,041 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, son. 469 00:27:58,208 --> 00:27:59,541 I'm gonna go out there 470 00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:01,958 and call Pest Control. 471 00:28:02,666 --> 00:28:03,666 Pest Control? 472 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,583 - Aren't you gonna hunt 'em down yourself? - Eh? 473 00:28:06,666 --> 00:28:10,958 You know, like how you hunted those wolves who ate those orphans? 474 00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:14,958 Oh! Right. Yeah, yeah. But well, they ate orphans, you know, so... 475 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:18,541 You said that snake was the deadliest creature on the planet. 476 00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:23,416 They're a menace to society, Dad, and you're the only one who can stop 'em. 477 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,958 Please? 478 00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:42,750 Pack your peashooter and some clean undies, son. 479 00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,041 Yay! 480 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:46,291 We got some deadly creatures to hunt. 481 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:54,666 Once you're through the city, head for the Blue Mountains. 482 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:59,333 - They sound pretty. What kind of blue? - Uh, kind of a smoky eucalyptus blue. 483 00:28:59,416 --> 00:29:00,708 Like a cerulean or... 484 00:29:00,791 --> 00:29:03,375 They're mountains, Nigel. I'm sure we'll find them. 485 00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:04,666 Thanks, Jacinta! 486 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:08,000 And remember, if you need help, contact... 487 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:09,250 U.S.S. 488 00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:12,125 Aw, what a sweetheart. 489 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,625 Hey, watch where you're going! 490 00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:17,541 - A lot of humans. - Maybe some of them are nice. 491 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,541 - They're gonna kill us. - Right. Forgot that. Let's move on. 492 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:21,708 And I'd love to stay, 493 00:29:21,791 --> 00:29:24,666 but I'm afraid I'm late for my appointment with the real world. 494 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:25,583 Hey, watch it! 495 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:27,916 By the way, you're never gonna get to the outback. 496 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,375 You should quit now before you get your friends killed. 497 00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:34,250 - Later, losers! - What a jerk! 498 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:38,541 Oh, but look at his cute little bottom. Like it was knitted by angels. 499 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:43,333 ♪ I don't dance, I work ♪ 500 00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:45,208 ♪ I don't play, I slay ♪ 501 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:47,333 ♪ I don't walk I strut, strut, strut ♪ 502 00:29:47,416 --> 00:29:48,750 - ♪ And then sashay ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪ 503 00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:50,875 ♪ What did that girl just say, girl? ♪ 504 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,791 ♪ Wave, wave, blow a kiss ♪ 505 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:57,625 ♪ Face, lips, eyes, nose Camera, click, we pose... ♪ 506 00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:02,750 Yes, it's me. 507 00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:04,541 It's good to be back. 508 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:06,791 So I've just been through a major trauma, 509 00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:10,291 and I'm in desperate need of a sound bath followed by a regular bath. 510 00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:13,583 Could someone call my therapist Brenda and get her to send the chopper? 511 00:30:13,666 --> 00:30:18,916 - Timmy, get away from that thing! - What? Timmy, it's me. It's Pretty Boy. 512 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:20,958 ♪ Doobie, doobie, doo ♪ 513 00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,583 Look at me! I'm Pretty Boy! 514 00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:31,750 Rabies? I don't have rabies. 515 00:30:31,833 --> 00:30:34,750 I'm Pretty Boy! What are you doing with those umbrellas? 516 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:37,393 - Quickly! Before it bites someone! - I'm not gonna bite! 517 00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:39,541 I've still got my Invisalign in! Look! 518 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:42,416 He's going into spasms! 519 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:45,208 - Kill him! - Ahh! 520 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:50,791 Clear. 521 00:30:50,875 --> 00:30:53,041 - Ouch! - Have you always been this spiky? 522 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:55,208 Have you always been this clueless? 523 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:58,791 - Who knew intimacy would be so painful? - Shh. Come on, guys. 524 00:31:01,416 --> 00:31:04,666 Don't worry. I know where I'm going. Snakes have a built-in radar. 525 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,250 - That's bats. - Oh. 526 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:10,416 - In that case, I am completely lost. - Maybe we could ask Pretty Boy. 527 00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:16,250 Help! 528 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:18,916 - Stop him! - Get him! 529 00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:22,208 Save me. They're trying to kill me. 530 00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:24,250 They're the ones in the poster. 531 00:31:24,333 --> 00:31:26,750 The zombie koala's got a scorpion and a snake! 532 00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:29,833 - Get back! - Taipans are vicious killers. 533 00:31:29,916 --> 00:31:32,083 - That's not true! - Yes, it is! Take her! 534 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:34,708 - What? - You'll get a huge reward! Ooh! 535 00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:35,625 What do we do? 536 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:38,333 Ah! Dear God, don't let me die with ugly animals. 537 00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:41,208 The Uglies Secret Society! What's the password? 538 00:31:41,291 --> 00:31:42,166 Ooh. Um... 539 00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:44,791 - Something about ugly is bad... - No. Ugly isn't bad. 540 00:31:44,875 --> 00:31:47,708 No, ugly is good but... No, that's not right, is it? 541 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,708 Kill them! 542 00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:53,666 Just hurry up! 543 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,125 I'm ugly. You're ugly. We should all be this ugly. 544 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,666 Ugly is the new beautiful! 545 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:00,916 Crush 'em! 546 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:03,458 Everybody, step back! 547 00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:08,125 But what happened to Pretty Boy? 548 00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:16,083 He... hello? 549 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:17,416 Is anyone there? 550 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,916 Are you friendly chipmunks? 551 00:32:30,708 --> 00:32:33,791 I don't think they're chipmunks. 552 00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:35,333 - Oh. - Redbacks. 553 00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:36,666 Don't anybody move. 554 00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:39,250 Their venom is ten times as deadly as mine. 555 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:40,791 Oh. 556 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:43,416 Oh, I've never been so ar... aroused in my life. 557 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:45,000 Keep it together, Frank. 558 00:32:50,750 --> 00:32:52,458 Um... Are you with... 559 00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:54,375 The Uglies Secret Society? 560 00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:56,333 Yes. 561 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:59,625 Nice pumps. Aren't you that snake who... 562 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:03,625 Can kill 100 people in ten seconds? Yep, that's me! 563 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:06,083 So not tired of hearing that. 564 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:12,458 Impressive. Welcome to U.S.S. I'm Legs Luciano, capo of the east coast. 565 00:33:12,541 --> 00:33:14,666 I'm Frank. What are you doing later? 566 00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:17,208 Eating my husband. 567 00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:18,791 And after that? Oh! 568 00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:20,458 How did you find us? 569 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,791 Jacinta gave us the password. 570 00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:25,333 Good agent. Tricky smile. 571 00:33:25,416 --> 00:33:27,708 - Can you help us get through the city? - Sure. 572 00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:31,583 And don't worry. Everyone here knows what you've been through. 573 00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:34,333 We've all been condemned by society, 574 00:33:34,416 --> 00:33:37,083 driven into the sewers. You're safe with us. 575 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:38,333 Phew! 576 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:42,041 Except him. He's really attractive. We're gonna have to kill him. 577 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:46,375 - But it's okay, Legs. He's with us. - Very well. 578 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,958 But if he stumbles into some flattering lighting, 579 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:50,541 I can't be held responsible. 580 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,416 I won't. I swear. I'll stick with Barry. 581 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:53,892 - It's Maddie. - That's what I said. 582 00:33:53,916 --> 00:33:57,708 - Why did you bring those humans after us? - They think I'm deadly and disgusting. 583 00:33:57,791 --> 00:33:58,791 They think I'm you. 584 00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:02,041 You can't got back to the park. I guess you're stuck with Barry. 585 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,125 Do I have a choice? 586 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:06,250 Yeah. You can go back outside and get clubbed to death by your fans. 587 00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:08,375 Eh, it's kind of a cool headline. 588 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:12,166 Okay. Let's go, ladies. Stacy, Tina Q, you're backup. 589 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:18,458 I've never had a pretty friend before. Can I call you PB? 590 00:34:18,541 --> 00:34:20,250 - No. - Can I wipe my bottom with your fur? 591 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,875 - What? - Jeez, Nigel. 592 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:24,083 Why would you even say something like that? 593 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:27,666 - I was joking! That was a joke. - Was it, though, really? 594 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:29,625 Are we waiting for the valet? 595 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:31,250 No. A flush. 596 00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:32,666 Okay. Sorry, what? 597 00:34:35,416 --> 00:34:36,416 Whoa! 598 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:40,500 - Ugh, gross! - Yeah! Whoo! 599 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:44,125 Not my beautiful fur! 600 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:45,208 Whoo-hoo! 601 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,750 Yes! I'm flying! 602 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:49,791 Hey, look, I can swim! Whoo! 603 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,541 No. No, I can't. 604 00:34:55,708 --> 00:34:56,875 Whoo-hoo! 605 00:34:57,416 --> 00:35:01,250 Look at me. I'm surfing. Ha-ha! Check it out! 606 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,250 - Whoa! - Go, Zoe! 607 00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:05,791 Zoe, be careful. That pipe looks rusty. 608 00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:08,208 Whoa! 609 00:35:09,458 --> 00:35:10,916 Oh! 610 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:12,958 Ugh! 611 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:17,500 What's that? Is that an eyeball? I'm pretty sure that's somebody's eyeball. 612 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,375 Ahh! I swallowed it! 613 00:35:23,291 --> 00:35:24,375 Ah! 614 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,000 Slimy scales! Ugh! 615 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:28,833 - Get your toilet-water fur off me. - Get those fangs away from me. 616 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,375 - Oh, I feel sick. - Ew! 617 00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:44,250 I feel amazing! 618 00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:54,625 Ugh! Look at my fur. I have to call Martine. 619 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:56,333 Martine? 620 00:35:56,416 --> 00:35:58,500 Martine, I can't talk. I'm falling. 621 00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:01,000 Oh brother! 622 00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:11,500 Over there, Dad! 623 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,208 It's Chaz and Chazzie! 624 00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:15,708 And a sale on outdoor furniture! 625 00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:21,416 - Ow! - Ouch! 626 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:34,166 - Dang it! We lost 'em! - Hey. Don't worry, son. 627 00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:37,000 I once captured ten Komodo dragons using nothing more 628 00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:40,333 than a pair of budgie smugglers and some Vegemite. We'll get 'em. 629 00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:49,000 They're gone. 630 00:36:52,250 --> 00:36:53,250 Salut, darling. 631 00:36:53,666 --> 00:36:56,958 Shame on you for wearing fur. 632 00:36:57,041 --> 00:36:58,958 Ahh! 633 00:36:59,041 --> 00:37:00,041 Agh! 634 00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:03,083 Huh? 635 00:37:04,208 --> 00:37:06,541 - Pretty Boy! - What's he doing? 636 00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:14,041 ♪ Now take a look at me now ♪ 637 00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:18,416 ♪ 'Cause there's just an empty space ♪ 638 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:24,583 ♪ But to wait for you is all I can do ♪ 639 00:37:24,666 --> 00:37:27,333 ♪ And that's what I've got to face ♪ 640 00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:30,625 ♪ Take a good look at me now ♪ 641 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:35,458 ♪ 'Cause I'll still be standin' here ♪ 642 00:37:36,291 --> 00:37:39,041 ♪ You coming back to me ♪ 643 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:41,083 ♪ Is against the odds ♪ 644 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:44,541 ♪ It's the chance I've got to take... ♪ 645 00:37:44,625 --> 00:37:46,000 A moving tribute 646 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:50,500 by Pretty Boy's corecipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, Phil Collins. 647 00:37:50,583 --> 00:37:53,541 The heroic koala passed away after contracting rabies 648 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:56,208 from a group of deadly animals still at large 649 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:58,625 and believed to be extremely dangerous. 650 00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:02,750 Coming up next, Giggles, the world's cutest quokka. 651 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:03,750 What? 652 00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:06,166 That's my snuggly. He stole my snuggly! 653 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:09,708 I know where you live, Giggles! You're dead meat! 654 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:12,916 Maddie, what are you doing? Just leave him. 655 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,250 Zoe! Catapult! 656 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,708 Hmm. What's a cata... 657 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:22,250 - Bye, Legs. - We'll always have the sewers. 658 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,166 Good luck! 659 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:26,083 Dad! 660 00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,541 Guys, grab hold of me! 661 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:35,208 Where'd they go? 662 00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:36,291 There! 663 00:38:40,208 --> 00:38:41,208 Dang! 664 00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:44,500 Oh well, we gave it our best shot, Chazzie. Maybe we should... 665 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:47,291 Hack into the mainframe and get an ID on that license plate? 666 00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:48,958 Eh? 667 00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:51,250 It's a catering van from the Western Plains School. 668 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:52,166 But we can't... 669 00:38:52,250 --> 00:38:54,791 Get to that school first unless we run every red light? 670 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:55,958 Well, yeah, but... 671 00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:58,291 You're the coolest dad in the world! 672 00:38:58,375 --> 00:38:59,375 Come on! 673 00:39:07,541 --> 00:39:08,750 What is this place? 674 00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:11,041 I dunno, but at least there are no humans. 675 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,750 Except for him, and he doesn't look very well. 676 00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:17,000 - Ahh! - Hey. Check this out. 677 00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:21,333 ♪ When a man loves a woman... ♪ 678 00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:24,083 What's going on? What's that sound? 679 00:39:24,166 --> 00:39:26,500 I think it's coming from behind that fish tank. 680 00:39:26,583 --> 00:39:28,375 But what if it's a human? 681 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:30,250 No human can sing like that. 682 00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:35,083 ♪ If she is bad He can't see it ♪ 683 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,833 It's the voice of an angel. 684 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:39,000 ♪ She can do no wrong ♪ 685 00:39:40,041 --> 00:39:44,625 ♪ He'd turn his back on his best friend If he put her down ♪ 686 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:45,750 Ew. 687 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:49,666 Actually, those warts are a really lovely and rare shade of topaz. 688 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,666 Oh. Hey there, guys. I didn't see you. 689 00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:56,166 Well, don't just stand there. Come on in. Pull up a chair. Chill. 690 00:39:57,416 --> 00:40:00,416 Wow. This day just keeps getting uglier. 691 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:06,208 Hi. I'm Maddie, and these are my friends, Frank, Zoe, Nigel, and, um, Pretty Boy. 692 00:40:06,291 --> 00:40:08,166 And I'm Doug. Put it there. 693 00:40:08,958 --> 00:40:11,958 I would literally rather gnaw off my own paw. 694 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:15,833 And that beautiful creature in the next cage 695 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:18,625 is my special lady, Doreen. 696 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:20,500 - So she's taken? - Hi. 697 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:25,791 Ugh! Blech! I'm hit! Oh God! That was my lip. Am I gonna die? 698 00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:29,041 Sorry if we don't get up, but as you can see, we're prisoners. 699 00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:30,666 Locked up by a human. 700 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:33,750 - Did he have a mustache? - It was a lady, but yes, I think so. 701 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:34,916 I can still taste it. 702 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,541 Toad spit! 703 00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:38,583 That's terrible! I'm so sorry. 704 00:40:38,666 --> 00:40:41,291 Humans are the most horrible creatures on the planet. 705 00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:45,625 Maddie, don't be too hard on them. They do try their best. 706 00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:48,708 Don't make excuses for them, Doug. They're awful. 707 00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:52,250 My eye! Why does this keep happening to me? 708 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:53,958 Um, Maddie? 709 00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:57,666 Uh, if you could let us out, like, now, we'd be so grateful. 710 00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:59,041 Maddie? Quick word. 711 00:40:59,125 --> 00:41:00,208 ♪ When a man... ♪ 712 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,208 Just playing thorny devil's advocate, 713 00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:05,000 but maybe there's a reason they've been locked in separate cages. 714 00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:07,291 Zoe, they're cane toads who love each other. 715 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:08,833 - Where's the harm in that? - But... 716 00:41:08,916 --> 00:41:10,791 I mean, look at them! 717 00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,875 ♪ Good thing he's found ♪ 718 00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:15,416 Of course, we'll let you out. 719 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,541 - Dougy! - Doreen! 720 00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,208 Aw. 721 00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:29,166 Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew. 722 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,458 I am so lonely. 723 00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:34,291 Ah, thank you, Maddie. We'll never forget your kindness. 724 00:41:34,375 --> 00:41:38,541 - If there's anything we can do... - Well, we're on our way to the outback. 725 00:41:38,625 --> 00:41:40,785 Could you tell us how to get across the Blue Mountains? 726 00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:41,666 Get away! 727 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,083 Nothing easier. Mmm. 728 00:41:43,166 --> 00:41:45,916 The school buses are leaving for the day. 729 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,250 I'm sure one of them goes to the mountains. 730 00:41:48,333 --> 00:41:50,791 The children would be happy to help. 731 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:53,208 They're such darlings. 732 00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:58,791 Ahh! 733 00:41:58,875 --> 00:42:00,916 Whoa! 734 00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:04,208 What was that sound? 735 00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:05,625 Panpipes. 736 00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:09,000 How are we gonna figure out which one is the mountain bus? 737 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:10,375 Follow the blue bow. 738 00:42:11,458 --> 00:42:12,875 I look like an alien. 739 00:42:12,958 --> 00:42:15,208 Seriously, mate, they're not that bad. 740 00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:16,875 I look like a monster. 741 00:42:18,416 --> 00:42:20,041 What's so special about a blue bow? 742 00:42:20,125 --> 00:42:22,958 That's not just blue. That's cerulean with eucalypt highlights. 743 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,875 And notice the gumnut earrings. 744 00:42:24,958 --> 00:42:26,958 She's got Blue Mountains couture all over her. 745 00:42:27,041 --> 00:42:28,791 Wow, Nigel, that's incredible. 746 00:42:28,875 --> 00:42:30,250 - Let's go! - No! 747 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,333 That's it. I am done. 748 00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,291 I have been kidnapped, attacked by sharks and spiders. 749 00:42:35,375 --> 00:42:36,833 I've been licked by a toad. 750 00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:40,041 I haven't seen my therapist in two days. I am not going... 751 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:44,625 It's just easier. 752 00:42:45,416 --> 00:42:46,708 See you tomorrow. 753 00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:48,125 Come on. Let's go. 754 00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:53,666 - I'll text you later. - All right. 755 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:01,208 No, no dessert for me please. 756 00:43:05,125 --> 00:43:07,833 Let's see the cheese trolley. 757 00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:22,875 We're on the wrong bus! 758 00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,166 Look! 759 00:43:31,625 --> 00:43:34,166 I've got an idea. 760 00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:36,916 Whoo! 761 00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:42,250 - We lost Pretty Boy. - Aw, gee, what a shame! 762 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,625 - Yay! We did it! - We did it! 763 00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:58,166 Aw, nuts! 764 00:44:02,875 --> 00:44:04,791 Stop! Stop! Oh! 765 00:44:13,833 --> 00:44:18,250 Hi, kids. I'm Chaz Hunt. We're looking for some deadly animals. 766 00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:21,416 Tell us where they are, or I'll thump ya! 767 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:24,916 ♪ Run to the hills ♪ 768 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,083 ♪ Get to the top, feel all the thrills ♪ 769 00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:29,000 ♪ And it's gonna be hard at times ♪ 770 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,583 ♪ But not too hard for me ♪ 771 00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:32,458 ♪ I'm screaming ♪ 772 00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:37,375 ♪ So the world can hear my roar ♪ 773 00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,125 ♪ This feeling ♪ 774 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:45,500 ♪ No, my heart can't pound no more ♪ 775 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:51,291 ♪ I came, and I conquered Now you'll hear me roar ♪ 776 00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:55,458 ♪ I came, and I conquered Now you'll watch me soar ♪ 777 00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:58,583 ♪ I came, and I conquered Now you'll hear me roar... ♪ 778 00:44:58,666 --> 00:45:00,125 Ah! 779 00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:03,125 Yeah. Yeah, now this is more like it. 780 00:45:03,208 --> 00:45:06,791 Yeah, he's so much nicer as a couch than a koala. 781 00:45:07,416 --> 00:45:12,000 Oh, I hope I'm as happy in the outback as I am right now. 782 00:45:12,083 --> 00:45:15,500 Of course, you will be. We'll be with our families. 783 00:45:15,583 --> 00:45:17,375 What if we don't like our families? 784 00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:18,916 Or... or if they don't like us? 785 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,208 Nigel can be very needy. 786 00:45:20,291 --> 00:45:21,541 It's true. I can. 787 00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:23,083 And what is a family? 788 00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:27,875 None of us have ever had one before. We don't even know what it means. 789 00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:33,958 Um, maybe it just means being with people who love you no matter what. 790 00:45:34,458 --> 00:45:36,291 Oh. Sounds like us. 791 00:45:41,958 --> 00:45:42,958 Ah. 792 00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:45,750 Ah, it's nice up here, isn't it? Quiet. 793 00:45:45,833 --> 00:45:48,708 And just that strangely familiar jeep speeding towards us. 794 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:53,958 - Chaz and Chazzie! - Hmm? What? 795 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,458 Oh, finally! I'm saved! 796 00:45:57,541 --> 00:46:00,958 Did you happen to bring my leave-in conditioner? 797 00:46:02,416 --> 00:46:05,083 Enemy at twelve o'clock, Dad! Ram 'em off the road! 798 00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:07,916 Let's not spit the dummy, son. There are kids on that bus. 799 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:08,833 Rats! 800 00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:11,166 - I'll take the wheel. You jump on top. - What? 801 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:14,011 Good thing you taught me how to drive a combat vehicle when I was six. 802 00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:16,291 Or maybe we could just signal them to pull over. 803 00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:17,833 Good one, Dad. 804 00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:19,500 Hey! This is just like the time 805 00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:23,083 you jumped off that chopper onto the back of a charging rhinoceros. 806 00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:26,041 Yeah, fine. 807 00:46:26,125 --> 00:46:27,333 Get me closer, son. 808 00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:30,041 I'm going in! Okay, steady. Steady, son. 809 00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:35,041 Here! I'm over... 810 00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:42,875 Aw. 811 00:46:42,958 --> 00:46:44,166 Ew. 812 00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:45,666 - Hi. - It's a snake! 813 00:46:47,125 --> 00:46:48,708 Tough crowd. 814 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:50,458 - Whoa! - Snake! 815 00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:51,416 Ah! 816 00:46:54,041 --> 00:46:55,916 There's a spider on me! 817 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Ahh! 818 00:47:00,541 --> 00:47:02,166 Okay, sit down, kids. 819 00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,958 I'm a trained animal events coordinator, 820 00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:08,041 and I'm looking for some very dangerous animals. 821 00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:22,708 Oh! 822 00:47:22,791 --> 00:47:24,541 No, Frank, no. 823 00:47:28,291 --> 00:47:29,833 Ahh! 824 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,250 Deadly. 825 00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:36,666 - No, no. We're not like that. We just... - Shh. 826 00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:38,333 - He'll hear you. - Huh? 827 00:47:42,291 --> 00:47:45,416 In case you kids are thinking of helping these vermin... 828 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,541 let me remind you what they can do. 829 00:47:54,500 --> 00:47:57,791 Once the most famous koala in the world. 830 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,833 He had 100 million fans in China alone. 831 00:47:59,916 --> 00:48:01,750 - Hundred and twenty. - Now he's dead. 832 00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:03,083 I saw his lips move. 833 00:48:03,166 --> 00:48:05,500 Murdered by those monsters. 834 00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:07,541 At least we've still got Giggles. 835 00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:10,916 No! 836 00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:15,458 Now, where are they? 837 00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:22,708 He's just scared 'cause he thinks you're gonna bite him. 838 00:48:22,791 --> 00:48:25,416 But I reckon you're just a bit lost, yeah? 839 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:28,000 Probably trying to get back to the outback. 840 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,291 Deadly. 841 00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:34,750 Thanks. You're pretty deadly too. 842 00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:38,625 Good luck. Hey! 843 00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:40,833 Hope you find your way home. 844 00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:44,666 Aw, you made a human friend. 845 00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:46,500 Guess they're not all like Chaz. 846 00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:49,416 Hey, where's Pretty Boy? 847 00:48:54,083 --> 00:48:57,041 Aw, poor guy! He must've fallen off this treacherous... 848 00:48:57,125 --> 00:49:00,583 Whoa! 849 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:10,541 Ooh! Sweet! 850 00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:12,791 Like a tiny cloud filled with hate. 851 00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:18,458 I just... A little bit more eucalyptus oil. 852 00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:20,375 Get up. We've gotta keep moving. 853 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:21,500 - No. - Snap out of it. 854 00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:25,041 No, Giggles. They're my fans. What? Meet the Pope? Hmm? 855 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:26,583 Oh, it's you. 856 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:28,625 - We have to keep moving. - No! 857 00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:33,958 Please! Move! Chaz'll be here soon. 858 00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:35,750 Good! I want to go home. 859 00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:38,083 He threw you out of a bus. He's not taking you home. 860 00:49:38,166 --> 00:49:41,125 Besides, you'll have a new home with all our families. 861 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:42,333 They're gonna love us! 862 00:49:42,416 --> 00:49:44,833 You're a bunch of creepy animals. 863 00:49:44,916 --> 00:49:47,750 No one is ever going to love you. 864 00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:51,916 Why do you have to be so mean all the time? 865 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,041 Uh, I'm sorry. 866 00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:58,666 "It's so hard being a snake. Look at me! Everybody hates me. Boo-hoo-hoo." 867 00:49:58,750 --> 00:50:02,083 Because they do. Because all they see is a killer. 868 00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:05,458 "Oh, check it out, mate! She can kill 100 people in ten seconds!" 869 00:50:05,541 --> 00:50:08,875 How'd you like to spend your whole life being treated like a freak? 870 00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:11,458 I've got a webcam up my jacksie 24-7. 871 00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:14,083 The whole world watches me when I take a whiz. 872 00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:17,125 That's different. People love you. Your life's perfect. 873 00:50:17,208 --> 00:50:19,958 So just 'cause I look perfect, my whole life is perfect. 874 00:50:20,041 --> 00:50:21,583 - Is that what you think? - No, but... 875 00:50:21,666 --> 00:50:25,125 I had one thing going for me, my looks. 876 00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:27,041 And look what you've done to them. 877 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:29,583 I'm slightly less attractive than I was before! 878 00:50:29,666 --> 00:50:30,583 Oh brother! 879 00:50:30,666 --> 00:50:33,875 I want to go home! 880 00:50:33,958 --> 00:50:35,833 I want my snuggly. 881 00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:41,375 I just... I want to have a massage and to sleep for 17 hours. 882 00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:45,416 Okay, look, I'm... I'm sorry I took you away from the park. 883 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,791 But a... a cage with a snuggly is still a cage. 884 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:51,958 At least out here, you know, we're free to be whoever we want. 885 00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:55,500 Haven't you ever wanted to be more than just pretty? 886 00:51:02,666 --> 00:51:04,750 More than... More than... 887 00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:07,875 Where'd they go? Can you see 'em? 888 00:51:07,958 --> 00:51:11,875 Nah. Too much bush, I'm afraid. We'll never find 'em out here. 889 00:51:27,333 --> 00:51:31,208 Ahh! Get off! Get off me! Get off me now! Get off me! 890 00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:33,625 Wow! That was amazing, Dad! You got her! 891 00:51:33,708 --> 00:51:35,250 Huh? I did? 892 00:51:37,541 --> 00:51:39,083 I did! I got her! 893 00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:41,166 - Maddie! - Run! 894 00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:44,666 Never! I've always hated your preference for beige. 895 00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:47,750 - Guys, charge! - Yahh! 896 00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:50,833 I saw that playing out a lot differently in my mind. 897 00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:55,208 I got em, Chazzie! I got 'em all. I... I actually did it! 898 00:51:55,291 --> 00:51:56,458 I knew you would, Dad! 899 00:51:56,541 --> 00:52:00,625 Who ya gonna call? Chaz Hunt. What's the name again? Chaz Hunt. 900 00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:04,125 Yeah, I think we got it. About time you showed up. Take me home. 901 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,958 Back off, you filthy has-been. 902 00:52:06,041 --> 00:52:07,958 "Has-been"? 903 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:10,750 And as for you, you treacherous snake... 904 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:13,791 No. 905 00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:17,041 - Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing to her? - Don't worry, Maddie. 906 00:52:17,125 --> 00:52:19,125 - No. - It's just a tranquilizer. 907 00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:21,875 I can't believe I'm about to say this. 908 00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:26,166 - I'm gonna take you back alive. - I'm ug... I'm ug... I'm... 909 00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:28,083 Ugh! I'm ug... 910 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,125 Come on, just spit it out, Pretty Boy! 911 00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:33,375 - No. - I'm ugly. You're ugly. 912 00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:36,875 We should all be this ugly. Ugly is the new beautiful! 913 00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:46,875 Ow! Chazzie! 914 00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:48,708 Good on ya, Dad! You're a legend! 915 00:52:59,791 --> 00:53:01,666 Wait. Aren't you Tasmanian devils? 916 00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:05,958 That's us. This is my mate Lucifer, Beelzebub. And I'm Dave. 917 00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:07,541 So why aren't you in Tasmania? 918 00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:10,458 Vacation. But always happy to help out a fellow Ugly. 919 00:53:10,541 --> 00:53:13,791 Oh, no, it's not for me. I'm actually famous for my beauty. 920 00:53:13,875 --> 00:53:16,541 Right. And I'm a French poodle. 921 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:19,166 - Are you okay, love? - Yes. Thanks, Dave. 922 00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:21,666 Too easy. Boys, free the others. 923 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:27,458 Ahh! 924 00:53:27,541 --> 00:53:29,000 My bloomin' onions! 925 00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:33,041 Help me, son! Throw me a rope! I'm being attacked by savage predators! 926 00:53:33,125 --> 00:53:35,375 This is just like the time you had to climb... 927 00:53:35,458 --> 00:53:37,750 Just throw me the damn rope! 928 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:40,750 Up, Chazzie! 929 00:53:44,125 --> 00:53:46,416 - Wow. Thanks, Mr. Lucifer. - That was amazing. 930 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:48,500 Boy, you Tasmanians don't mess around. 931 00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:50,458 Too easy. All right, boys, let's dip. 932 00:53:50,541 --> 00:53:53,416 We'd better get goin' before Terry Tight Pants calls in backup. 933 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:57,375 Thanks, Pretty Boy. You saved my life. 934 00:53:57,458 --> 00:54:01,416 Don't mention it. Seriously, not a word. And do not hug me. 935 00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:04,500 You know what this means? You don't hate me anymore. 936 00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:06,625 I'm a Capricorn. I hate everybody. 937 00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:08,083 Can we please just go? 938 00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:11,291 As soon as I find a private jet, I'm outta here. Gone. 939 00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:21,750 Dad, come on! They're getting away! Get up! 940 00:54:24,375 --> 00:54:29,916 I can't. I need a rest. I'm parched. Where's the FIJI Water? 941 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,708 We drank it all, but here. 942 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,041 - What is it? - My urine. 943 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:40,208 I got the idea from that time you were tracking those lions. 944 00:54:40,291 --> 00:54:42,875 - What? - You went ten days without food or water. 945 00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:45,875 And you had to lie in manure so the lions couldn't smell you. 946 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:47,708 Hey, maybe we should do that. Maybe... 947 00:54:47,791 --> 00:54:50,041 I never tracked a lion! 948 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:54,208 Or rhinos. Or wolves. Or even a package online! 949 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,875 But you grew up in the outback. 950 00:54:55,958 --> 00:54:56,958 No, Chazzie. 951 00:54:57,041 --> 00:55:00,833 I grew up above my auntie's lingerie store... 952 00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:03,309 ...in Tampa, Florida. 953 00:55:03,333 --> 00:55:06,000 But what happened to your voice? 954 00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:07,708 This is my voice. 955 00:55:08,666 --> 00:55:10,666 My real voice. Okay? 956 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:15,250 You see, son, when I was a kid, I got picked on a lot by other kids. 957 00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:18,041 And then one day, 958 00:55:18,125 --> 00:55:21,791 I saw this Australian guy on TV wrestling a crocodile. 959 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:24,333 And he sounded so cool, you know? 960 00:55:24,416 --> 00:55:28,583 Holy smokes! Danger, danger, danger! 961 00:55:28,666 --> 00:55:30,708 So I started talking like him, 962 00:55:30,791 --> 00:55:33,875 and suddenly, I wasn't nerdy Charlie Huntington anymore. 963 00:55:34,541 --> 00:55:35,375 I was... 964 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:38,291 Chaz Hunt, you know? Outback legend. 965 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:39,791 People respected me. 966 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:41,291 I grew a mustache. 967 00:55:41,375 --> 00:55:44,708 I moved out here and made up all that other stuff. 968 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,666 So then Mum... 969 00:55:46,750 --> 00:55:49,125 Wasn't swallowed by a giant python. 970 00:55:49,208 --> 00:55:52,333 She ran off with a landscape architect called Bret. 971 00:55:53,458 --> 00:55:58,166 And all that stuff you say in your show about how bad these animals are? 972 00:55:58,250 --> 00:56:00,041 Did you just make all that up too? 973 00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:02,375 No, no, no, no. I meant every word of it. 974 00:56:02,458 --> 00:56:05,500 These creatures are evil, and I'm glad we're hunting them. 975 00:56:05,583 --> 00:56:07,166 I realize that now but... 976 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:09,708 This is my chance to make up for all the lies, 977 00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:12,083 to be the hero you deserve. 978 00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:14,166 And I'm not gonna let you down again, son! 979 00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:17,541 We're gonna finish what we started, no matter how hard it gets. 980 00:56:17,625 --> 00:56:21,791 We'll face danger. We'll face death. We'll drink each other's urine. 981 00:56:22,333 --> 00:56:23,375 I dunno, Dad. 982 00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:26,333 Maybe we should just go home and play some video games. 983 00:56:26,416 --> 00:56:28,541 I'll raise an army if I have to! 984 00:56:28,625 --> 00:56:34,000 But I'm gonna catch those freaks and show the world who I really am, 985 00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:36,875 a rugged, semi-Australian man! 986 00:56:38,208 --> 00:56:40,916 Maybe you should put some pants on first. 987 00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:45,708 ♪ Hey, hey... ♪ 988 00:56:48,291 --> 00:56:50,333 These caves will take you under the mountains. 989 00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:51,536 Once you get to the outback, 990 00:56:51,583 --> 00:56:54,208 the Uglies Secret Society will take care of you. 991 00:56:54,708 --> 00:56:58,083 I'm ugly. You're ugly. We should all be this ugly. 992 00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:02,500 Ahh! 993 00:57:02,583 --> 00:57:05,083 Don't worry, guys. They only drink warm blood. 994 00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:06,291 Phew! 995 00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:09,333 Oh, sorry, mate. That's a bit awkward. 996 00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:10,684 Ahh! 997 00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:13,666 No, Vlad! Get off his neck! Bad, bad bat! 998 00:57:13,750 --> 00:57:16,083 ♪ Justified and ancient Ancient and a-justified ♪ 999 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:18,250 ♪ Rocking to the rhythm In their ice cream van ♪ 1000 00:57:18,333 --> 00:57:20,625 ♪ With the plan and the key to Enter into Mu Mu ♪ 1001 00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:22,666 ♪ Vibes from the tribes of the jams ♪ 1002 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:25,142 ♪ I know where the beat is at 'Cause I know what time it is ♪ 1003 00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:26,166 ♪ Bring home a dime... ♪ 1004 00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:31,958 We can get you past the herd, but you'll need to blend in with us. 1005 00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:34,625 Whoa. I am not disguising myself as a dung beetle. 1006 00:57:34,708 --> 00:57:36,833 Who said anything about a beetle? 1007 00:57:45,291 --> 00:57:48,500 It's not working! I don't look anything like a ball of... 1008 00:57:48,583 --> 00:57:49,583 Ugh! 1009 00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:50,625 Okay, now I do. 1010 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000 ♪ Bring the beat back ♪ 1011 00:57:54,291 --> 00:57:56,171 These days, it's about the venom. 1012 00:57:56,208 --> 00:57:57,666 Kids just want deadly. 1013 00:57:57,750 --> 00:58:00,458 Back when Deirdre and I joined the Uglies Secret Society, 1014 00:58:00,541 --> 00:58:02,416 being ugly was something to be proud of. 1015 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:05,833 Now it's just a popularity contest. I heard they let a platypus in. 1016 00:58:12,166 --> 00:58:15,625 Am I cute? Am I ugly? Am I a duck? Am I a beaver? It's just... 1017 00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:18,500 It's very hard for me to buy clothes off the rack. Duck! 1018 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,041 God, I hate this job. 1019 00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:35,625 I'm Chaz Hunt. 1020 00:58:35,708 --> 00:58:39,666 I'm tracking a deadly snake, a scorpion, a spider, and a lizard. 1021 00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:40,666 Who's with me? 1022 00:58:42,291 --> 00:58:43,375 Try next door. 1023 00:58:45,666 --> 00:58:47,208 I'm Chaz Hunt. 1024 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:51,083 I'm tracking a deadly snake, a scorpion, a spider, and a lizard. 1025 00:58:51,166 --> 00:58:52,250 Who's with me? 1026 00:58:55,125 --> 00:58:56,291 Yeah! 1027 00:58:58,666 --> 00:59:00,500 Yeah! 1028 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:03,000 Oi! Oi! 1029 00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:07,000 Ahh! 1030 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,208 Whoo-hoo! 1031 00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:27,041 Isn't the universe amazing? 1032 00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:30,750 It makes me feel so small and insignificant. 1033 00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:33,375 We are small and insignificant. 1034 00:59:33,916 --> 00:59:36,083 It makes me wonder if I'm a god. 1035 00:59:36,708 --> 00:59:39,291 Seriously, doesn't that cluster look like me? 1036 00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:43,416 It makes me miss Jackie. 1037 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:48,500 She would've loved seeing all this. 1038 00:59:55,416 --> 00:59:56,958 Can you sing us the song, Maddie, 1039 00:59:57,041 --> 00:59:59,500 the one your mum used to sing when you were in the egg? 1040 01:00:14,666 --> 01:00:17,791 ♪ Sleep, little one ♪ 1041 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:19,666 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 1042 01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:24,500 ♪ Your body's cooling with the night ♪ 1043 01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:30,458 ♪ Let your worries slip away ♪ 1044 01:00:30,541 --> 01:00:34,958 ♪ Tomorrow is a brand-new day ♪ 1045 01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:40,291 ♪ Shimmering moon and satin sky ♪ 1046 01:00:40,916 --> 01:00:45,833 ♪ Soft wind breathes its lullaby ♪ 1047 01:00:45,916 --> 01:00:50,875 ♪ Your dreams are here to set you free ♪ 1048 01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:56,166 ♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪ 1049 01:01:01,625 --> 01:01:07,750 ♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪ 1050 01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,833 That's nice. 1051 01:01:11,708 --> 01:01:14,208 Must be cool having something to remember your mum by. 1052 01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:17,208 You don't remember anything about yours? 1053 01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:21,208 Nah. She got hit by a car just after I was born. 1054 01:01:22,208 --> 01:01:24,166 Oh. I'm so sorry. 1055 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:25,250 Yeah, me too. 1056 01:01:26,541 --> 01:01:29,541 But then a lot of nice people started looking after me. 1057 01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:33,000 Even Chaz. I mean, I know he's a bonehead and a total psycho, 1058 01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:35,541 but I don't know, he was okay. 1059 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,833 To you maybe. Not to me. 1060 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:43,250 Well, and don't take this the wrong way, but you are extremely murderous. 1061 01:01:43,333 --> 01:01:45,291 - What? - I'm just sayin'. 1062 01:01:46,041 --> 01:01:47,583 You don't understand. 1063 01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,875 Chaz was the first person I saw when I was born. 1064 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:55,333 I thought that meant something. I thought he cared about me. 1065 01:01:56,375 --> 01:01:59,125 But all he saw was another monster for his show. 1066 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,958 But that's all in the past. 1067 01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:08,291 There's a whole new life waiting for us. 1068 01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:11,833 A life we've only seen in our dreams. 1069 01:02:20,291 --> 01:02:22,958 I'm starting to think you don't entirely suck. 1070 01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:24,916 Thanks, PB. 1071 01:02:25,416 --> 01:02:26,416 Neither do you. 1072 01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:30,083 Are we becoming friends now? 1073 01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:33,750 Uh, well, we've been on a road trip. 1074 01:02:33,833 --> 01:02:36,333 You've seen me go three weeks without a mani-pedi. 1075 01:02:36,833 --> 01:02:38,791 It seems like the logical next step. 1076 01:02:44,416 --> 01:02:45,416 Aw, look! 1077 01:02:45,916 --> 01:02:47,583 Falling dandruff. 1078 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:03,708 What's the first thing you're gonna do when we get there? 1079 01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:06,041 I'm gonna build a clubhouse where we can all meet. 1080 01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:08,000 Forget that. I'm gonna find a girlfriend. 1081 01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:10,958 - What about you? What are you gonna do? - I dunno really. 1082 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:14,000 This is the first time in my life I haven't been in the spotlight. 1083 01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:16,250 I just wanna have some authentic conversations, 1084 01:03:16,333 --> 01:03:18,375 do a bit of yoga, maybe some meditation. 1085 01:03:18,458 --> 01:03:23,666 Just really shed the veneer of superficiality of fame and beauty and... 1086 01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:36,083 Mmm. 1087 01:03:46,333 --> 01:03:47,416 Pretty people! 1088 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:50,375 Right. I guess you wanna walk... wait, or sprint over there. 1089 01:03:50,458 --> 01:03:52,791 Wait! Wait! PB! 1090 01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:56,125 Isn't there something you're forgetting? 1091 01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:58,791 Oh my gosh! I'm such a fool. 1092 01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:01,541 Ah, I knew you wouldn't just... 1093 01:04:01,625 --> 01:04:02,625 Oh. 1094 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:03,833 Whoa! 1095 01:04:03,916 --> 01:04:05,750 - Seriously? - Eh. 1096 01:04:07,208 --> 01:04:09,541 So that's it? You're leaving? 1097 01:04:10,791 --> 01:04:12,250 Oops. 1098 01:04:12,333 --> 01:04:14,583 Fine! Good riddance! 1099 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:19,583 Ugh, boy. So glad he's gone, right? 1100 01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:21,291 Did he seem kinda clingy to you? 1101 01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:22,375 Not really. 1102 01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:24,250 Yeah, no, he was definitely clingy. 1103 01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:26,625 I mean, he hides it, but he is gonna miss me. 1104 01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:29,875 I mean, us. He is gonna... he's gonna miss us. 1105 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:34,208 It's okay if you miss him too, Maddie. 1106 01:04:34,791 --> 01:04:36,208 Are you kidding? 1107 01:04:36,291 --> 01:04:39,166 You know that he's actually a marsupial? Not even a bear. 1108 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:41,208 Ridiculous! 1109 01:04:41,291 --> 01:04:43,583 Now let's find those mountains. 1110 01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:46,750 Almost there. 1111 01:04:53,291 --> 01:04:54,583 I can feel it. 1112 01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:56,625 I can smell it. 1113 01:04:56,708 --> 01:04:59,875 It smells like... home. 1114 01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:05,041 Everyone, look! It's the mountains Jackie told us about! 1115 01:05:05,125 --> 01:05:06,875 They're so big. 1116 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:08,083 And mountainy. 1117 01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:10,541 And burnt sienna-y. 1118 01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:13,208 What are we waiting for? 1119 01:05:13,291 --> 01:05:16,625 Last one in's a deadly, disgusting, venomous creature! Whoo-hoo! 1120 01:05:17,625 --> 01:05:18,958 Yay! 1121 01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:22,750 Wow! Feel that sand, guys. That's genuine outback sand. 1122 01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:24,583 And the rocks aren't plastic. 1123 01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:25,541 Classy. 1124 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,041 Look! A welcoming committee. 1125 01:05:49,875 --> 01:05:51,708 They look just like us. 1126 01:06:24,416 --> 01:06:27,083 Sorry, mate, mating season ended yesterday. 1127 01:06:27,166 --> 01:06:28,208 Oh. 1128 01:06:31,958 --> 01:06:34,041 Do you think they know we're from the city? 1129 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:37,583 I love what you've done to the place. The colors are so organic and textural. 1130 01:06:37,666 --> 01:06:38,875 They do now. 1131 01:06:42,208 --> 01:06:46,083 Ugh. Nice one, Nigel. You scared away the welcoming committee. 1132 01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:51,750 I don't think that was Nigel. 1133 01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:57,416 Ahh! 1134 01:06:59,208 --> 01:07:00,458 Into the rocks! 1135 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,666 Frank! Nigel! 1136 01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:08,750 Over here! 1137 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,291 Where's Maddie? 1138 01:07:12,875 --> 01:07:14,541 Everyone, spread out. 1139 01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:19,041 I want them alive, so tranquilizer darts only. 1140 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:23,500 Don't be shy, son. Get out there. 1141 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:26,791 Maddie? 1142 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:29,500 Grab 'em! 1143 01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:32,458 No! 1144 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:34,125 Gotcha! 1145 01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:41,750 Ahh! 1146 01:07:41,833 --> 01:07:43,875 Daddy! 1147 01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:56,416 You're trembling. 1148 01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:02,541 So am I. 1149 01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:08,083 Nice work, son. You got her. 1150 01:08:08,166 --> 01:08:10,583 You're a natural-born hunter. 1151 01:08:10,666 --> 01:08:12,250 But... but... 1152 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:18,166 This time, there's no one to save you. 1153 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,375 Let's go! 1154 01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:21,208 Yeah! 1155 01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:52,416 At least we tried, right? 1156 01:09:01,416 --> 01:09:02,416 No! 1157 01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:04,916 No, wait! 1158 01:09:09,583 --> 01:09:10,625 Bring them back! 1159 01:09:27,291 --> 01:09:28,208 Help me! 1160 01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:29,458 Please! 1161 01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:32,500 We have to go after them. 1162 01:09:32,583 --> 01:09:35,875 No. It looks way too scary out there. 1163 01:09:35,958 --> 01:09:41,333 But you're supposed to be our families. You're the reason we came all this way. 1164 01:09:41,416 --> 01:09:44,833 Sorry, love, but none of us have ever left before. 1165 01:09:44,916 --> 01:09:46,833 Then it's about time you did! 1166 01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:49,333 Yeah! And if you don't help us, we'll rip you apart 1167 01:09:49,416 --> 01:09:50,958 and turn you into a pair of shoes! 1168 01:09:51,041 --> 01:09:53,291 - Pretty Boy? - Not a nice pair of shoes either. 1169 01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:54,708 The cheap, nasty kind! 1170 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:58,291 Yeah, I'm talking to you, brown snake! Don't you turn your backs on... 1171 01:09:58,833 --> 01:10:01,500 They turned their backs. Yep, they're definitely gone. 1172 01:10:01,583 --> 01:10:03,375 I should've kept my mouth shut, right? 1173 01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:06,875 What are you doing here? Why aren't you with the other koalas? 1174 01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:09,625 Yeah, nah, that... Yeah, that didn't really work out. 1175 01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:11,791 Just wasn't what I thought it was going to be. 1176 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,750 She's my best friend, but did you see how many gumnuts she ate? 1177 01:10:14,833 --> 01:10:17,958 Sorry. That is not fur. That is fat. We need to kick her out of the tree. 1178 01:10:18,041 --> 01:10:21,458 Be honest. Do you think koalas can be a little bit shallow? 1179 01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:23,375 - Um... - I don't belong with them. 1180 01:10:23,458 --> 01:10:28,916 In fact, it kinda feels like the only place I do belong is... with you. 1181 01:10:30,416 --> 01:10:31,541 Really? 1182 01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:33,625 Yeah. How messed up is that? 1183 01:10:34,291 --> 01:10:36,875 And seriously, M, I leave you alone for two minutes, 1184 01:10:36,958 --> 01:10:39,000 and you let the guys get captured. What the... 1185 01:10:39,083 --> 01:10:42,250 I know. I know. I should never have brought them out here. 1186 01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:46,916 What are we gonna do? 1187 01:10:50,208 --> 01:10:51,875 Get them back, of course. 1188 01:10:52,708 --> 01:10:53,916 On our own? 1189 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:57,125 Why not? We are, after all, U.S.S. 1190 01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:59,250 - Us? - No, U.S.S. 1191 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:01,125 The Uglies Secret Society? 1192 01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:03,500 I don't know. Maybe it's time we changed that name. 1193 01:11:03,583 --> 01:11:06,625 How does the Unique and Special Society sound? 1194 01:11:07,208 --> 01:11:09,500 Sounds like U.S.S. 1195 01:11:10,208 --> 01:11:11,666 Aw, PB! 1196 01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:13,791 - Oh no. Hang on. - Is that right? 1197 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:15,416 Right, okay. 1198 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:17,291 - Now, maybe if you go... - How's that? 1199 01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:18,791 You're kinda choking me now. 1200 01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:20,291 Okay. 1201 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:28,833 Now let's go get our friends back. 1202 01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,250 Remember, if anyone asks, 1203 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:40,458 we're stunt animals on Mad Max, and we're looking for hair and makeup. 1204 01:11:50,333 --> 01:11:51,791 We can't take that. 1205 01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:54,083 Sure, we can. It's just a loan. 1206 01:11:54,166 --> 01:11:56,458 Besides, these guys love me. 1207 01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:58,000 Hey! Check this out. 1208 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:05,875 Whoo! 1209 01:12:10,333 --> 01:12:13,750 - Stand back! I will break the glass. - Read the sticker, Frank. 1210 01:12:13,833 --> 01:12:16,500 "Ssalg elbakaerbnu." So? 1211 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,791 Ow! 1212 01:12:33,166 --> 01:12:34,375 What the... 1213 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:45,125 - Maddie! - Where did they get that cool truck? 1214 01:12:50,916 --> 01:12:53,916 I told you we shouldn't have taught him how to drive. 1215 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:00,958 Let's finish this. 1216 01:13:01,041 --> 01:13:03,375 - How do I get to the guys? - Try this. 1217 01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:08,208 Ah, Phil! 1218 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,958 Take the wheel, son. You're gonna see what a real hero looks like. 1219 01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:19,583 That's okay, Dad. You... you don't have to do that. 1220 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,041 - Grab 'em! - Yeehaw! 1221 01:13:31,791 --> 01:13:34,416 - What's she playing at? - I think it's snakes and ladders. 1222 01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:40,000 Ow! Whoa! 1223 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:44,125 - Phew. - Phew. 1224 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,291 Ahh! 1225 01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:56,375 Let's get you guys outta that box. 1226 01:13:56,458 --> 01:13:57,666 How? It's locked. 1227 01:13:58,166 --> 01:13:59,500 Who's driving the truck? 1228 01:14:02,583 --> 01:14:04,916 Looks pretty safe to me. 1229 01:14:11,291 --> 01:14:14,916 - Oh, I have to get the key off Chaz. - Maddie, wait! We're sorry. 1230 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,416 - For what? - Taking you away from your family. 1231 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:20,541 Guys, you didn't take me away from my family. 1232 01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:23,416 You brought me back to them. You're my family. 1233 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:27,000 - All of you. - All of us what? What did I miss? 1234 01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:29,000 - I love you guys. - Aw, that's sweet. 1235 01:14:30,083 --> 01:14:31,958 And I'm never leaving you again. 1236 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:35,166 She left us again. 1237 01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:37,041 Oh! 1238 01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:41,083 Ugh. Some rescue! Okay, stand back. I'm busting us out. 1239 01:14:41,166 --> 01:14:43,541 We can't. It's ssalg elbakaerbnu. 1240 01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:45,666 Look, Nigel's turned beige. 1241 01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:55,833 - It's no good. I'm slipping. - Ahh! 1242 01:14:56,666 --> 01:14:59,666 The skin on my hands is just too soft. 1243 01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:01,750 Have me stuffed! 1244 01:15:08,916 --> 01:15:09,916 Thanks, M. 1245 01:15:14,666 --> 01:15:16,546 - Come on, guys. Get on! - Jump on! 1246 01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:17,705 - Let's go! - Move! 1247 01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:18,625 - Hurry! - Cool bike! 1248 01:15:18,708 --> 01:15:19,583 Look. There! 1249 01:15:19,666 --> 01:15:22,083 How do we turn this thing? 1250 01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:25,708 Follow them! 1251 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,291 He's gaining! 1252 01:15:33,375 --> 01:15:35,541 That's it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. 1253 01:15:36,708 --> 01:15:37,958 Ahh! 1254 01:15:38,041 --> 01:15:39,083 Uh... 1255 01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:42,708 Dad, that's a bazooka. 1256 01:15:42,791 --> 01:15:46,666 I was saving this for your birthday, son, but this is an emergency. 1257 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,125 - Look out! - Ahh! 1258 01:15:50,958 --> 01:15:52,375 Dad, stop it! Please! 1259 01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:54,500 I'm doing this for you, Chazzie! 1260 01:15:57,833 --> 01:15:58,833 Ahh! 1261 01:16:00,875 --> 01:16:01,875 Closer. 1262 01:16:02,833 --> 01:16:04,791 Closer. 1263 01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:07,041 Gotcha. 1264 01:16:07,125 --> 01:16:08,416 Huh? 1265 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:10,958 G'day, mate. Nice day for it. 1266 01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:14,583 Red frills, scorpions, attack formation! 1267 01:16:14,666 --> 01:16:16,083 Ooh! Ahh! 1268 01:16:18,666 --> 01:16:21,083 - Look! - It's them. They made it. 1269 01:16:25,166 --> 01:16:26,166 You came. 1270 01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:28,750 That's what families do, love, help each other out. 1271 01:16:28,833 --> 01:16:32,750 Hasn't anyone told you that? Besides, beats lying on a rock all day. 1272 01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:35,166 Oh no! It's Skylar. What are they doing here? 1273 01:16:35,250 --> 01:16:37,851 "...branch will break." And she's like, "At least I don't have nits," 1274 01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:40,000 and I'm like, "As if!" And then... Wait. 1275 01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:42,333 This is so not Keisha's birthday party. Anyway... 1276 01:16:43,958 --> 01:16:46,791 Seriously. I feel sorry for her. She used to be nice, 1277 01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:49,666 and then we became friends, except... This is gross! 1278 01:16:49,750 --> 01:16:51,625 I was more like a fashion consultant. 1279 01:16:54,916 --> 01:16:56,875 Charge! Onwards and upwards! 1280 01:16:56,958 --> 01:16:58,000 Ahh! 1281 01:16:58,083 --> 01:16:59,416 - Ahh! - Ahh! 1282 01:17:14,250 --> 01:17:16,833 Oh, now that's a dancer! 1283 01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:24,416 And it's like the struggle is real. Get over it! 1284 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,125 Ahh! 1285 01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:36,583 That's the human who took my brother. I'd recognize that hairy lip anywhere. 1286 01:17:36,666 --> 01:17:38,750 The wheel of poop has turned. 1287 01:17:39,458 --> 01:17:42,333 This is for Duncan. 1288 01:17:42,416 --> 01:17:43,833 Put your back into it! 1289 01:17:45,041 --> 01:17:47,500 One, two, three! 1290 01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:48,666 Crikey! 1291 01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:50,791 Uh-oh. 1292 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:54,208 - Ahh! - Oh! 1293 01:17:54,291 --> 01:17:55,958 Oh! 1294 01:17:56,041 --> 01:17:57,875 Ahh! 1295 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:17,333 Phew! 1296 01:18:17,416 --> 01:18:19,536 We're safe. If it wasn't for that treacherous cliff... 1297 01:18:22,583 --> 01:18:24,041 The brakes! 1298 01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,666 - So unfit. - PB! 1299 01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:32,916 I have a newfound respect for hamsters! 1300 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,583 - You gotta get off! - I can't! 1301 01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:35,875 - Jump! - I can't. 1302 01:18:36,791 --> 01:18:39,125 Jump! 1303 01:18:39,208 --> 01:18:40,375 Whoo! Gotcha! 1304 01:18:54,791 --> 01:18:56,750 Chazzie! You're safe. 1305 01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:05,250 Chazzie? 1306 01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:07,791 Uh... 1307 01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:09,833 Daddy! 1308 01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:12,208 Hang on, son. I'm coming. 1309 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:16,375 Okay. Just... just... 1310 01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:22,416 Quick! Wedge something underneath. 1311 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,125 Ow. 1312 01:19:32,833 --> 01:19:35,833 Stella! 1313 01:19:36,833 --> 01:19:38,500 Ahh! 1314 01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:45,375 Don't hurt my son, you monster! 1315 01:19:47,041 --> 01:19:49,791 I am the deadliest snake on the planet. 1316 01:19:49,875 --> 01:19:53,875 One drop of my venom can kill 100 men. 1317 01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,333 But I'm not a monster. 1318 01:20:10,083 --> 01:20:11,083 Daddy! 1319 01:20:21,125 --> 01:20:22,958 Ahh! 1320 01:20:32,541 --> 01:20:35,250 I'm so sorry, son. I thought I'd lost you! 1321 01:20:35,333 --> 01:20:37,666 It's okay, Dad. We'll be all right. 1322 01:20:41,250 --> 01:20:44,375 We did it, M. We saved him. Whoo-hoo! 1323 01:20:45,541 --> 01:20:47,041 Did you just lose some weight? 1324 01:20:47,583 --> 01:20:50,250 M? M! Ahh! 1325 01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:54,958 She's empty! My friend's a husk! She's melted from the inside! 1326 01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:57,833 PB, that's just my old skin! 1327 01:20:57,916 --> 01:20:59,083 I'm over here! 1328 01:20:59,958 --> 01:21:01,000 Whoa! 1329 01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,750 Yeah. She does that all the time. 1330 01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:04,708 Yeah, it's kinda gross if you ask me. 1331 01:21:04,791 --> 01:21:08,291 Maddie, you're beautiful. 1332 01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:11,125 Thanks, PB. 1333 01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:14,666 She's always been beautiful. You just never noticed before. 1334 01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:19,166 - Jeez. - You're spiking his eye. 1335 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:21,750 - I'm in his ear. - You're kinda choking me now. 1336 01:21:21,833 --> 01:21:23,541 Oops, I think I bit him. Phew. 1337 01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:25,185 - There we go. - Well, that was awkward. 1338 01:21:25,250 --> 01:21:27,708 Ugh. 1339 01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:31,000 - Sorry. - That's okay. It's been that kind of week. 1340 01:21:47,291 --> 01:21:48,416 Thank you. 1341 01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:50,708 You're welcome. 1342 01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:05,125 What do we do now? 1343 01:22:05,208 --> 01:22:06,291 Go home, of course. 1344 01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:08,708 Where's that? 1345 01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:10,625 Why don't we ask them? 1346 01:22:20,833 --> 01:22:22,333 What happened to Twiggy? 1347 01:22:22,416 --> 01:22:24,166 I don't know. She just snapped. 1348 01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:31,166 Blech. 1349 01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:36,083 - Ugh. - Look! It's Doug and Doreen! 1350 01:22:36,166 --> 01:22:39,541 Hey there! You made it! Well-done. 1351 01:22:39,625 --> 01:22:40,666 Yay! 1352 01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:42,517 - Who are they? - These are our kids. 1353 01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:43,541 Since Tuesday? 1354 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,875 Well, you know Doug. 1355 01:22:45,958 --> 01:22:47,791 This is Braden, Haden, Jaden... 1356 01:22:47,875 --> 01:22:49,250 Oh, they're so adorable! 1357 01:22:49,333 --> 01:22:51,666 Huh? What? Ew! No! Not on me! 1358 01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:53,875 ...Terry, Tiffany, Tammy, Chevy, Dwayne... 1359 01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:54,958 Oh, Doug! 1360 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:59,541 The head of the Uglies Secret Society wants to congratulate you in person. 1361 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:00,833 - The head? - Of course! 1362 01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:04,000 Who do you think told all those agents to keep an eye on you? 1363 01:23:04,791 --> 01:23:07,541 Hello, my babies. 1364 01:23:07,625 --> 01:23:08,916 Jackie! 1365 01:23:11,958 --> 01:23:14,291 But we saw you get taken away. 1366 01:23:14,375 --> 01:23:16,125 Oh, please! 1367 01:23:16,208 --> 01:23:19,000 I'm the head of an international rescue team. 1368 01:23:19,083 --> 01:23:22,500 And I picked up a few clever ways to escape from this one. 1369 01:23:22,583 --> 01:23:25,166 So you've been watching over us the whole time? 1370 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,333 Well, that's what mothers do, love. 1371 01:23:27,416 --> 01:23:28,559 Ugh! 1372 01:23:28,583 --> 01:23:31,041 This toad spit can't be good for my fur. Unless it is. 1373 01:23:31,125 --> 01:23:34,125 Is toad spit good for my fur? Has anyone seen the research on this? 1374 01:23:34,625 --> 01:23:36,708 Now let's go home. 1375 01:23:40,625 --> 01:23:42,500 Ahh! Get away! Argh! 1376 01:24:07,750 --> 01:24:10,041 ♪ You are the real platonic ideal ♪ 1377 01:24:10,125 --> 01:24:12,208 ♪ Of perfect pose and charm ♪ 1378 01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:14,333 ♪ You got a Mona Lisa smile, oh ♪ 1379 01:24:14,416 --> 01:24:18,250 ♪ The Venus de Milo couldn't touch you Even if she had both of her arms ♪ 1380 01:24:18,333 --> 01:24:20,875 ♪ Nothing's as sweet As the way that you treat me ♪ 1381 01:24:20,958 --> 01:24:23,500 ♪ When everything is going right ♪ 1382 01:24:23,583 --> 01:24:26,583 ♪ But when you're tired and grumpy Or overly hungry ♪ 1383 01:24:26,666 --> 01:24:28,833 ♪ Man, it ain't a pretty sight ♪ 1384 01:24:29,791 --> 01:24:34,125 ♪ What I'm trying to say In every single way ♪ 1385 01:24:34,208 --> 01:24:37,791 ♪ I think you're beautiful ♪ 1386 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:39,875 ♪ But not when we're having a fight ♪ 1387 01:24:39,958 --> 01:24:43,166 ♪ You are beautiful ♪ 1388 01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:46,083 ♪ In certain types of light ♪ 1389 01:24:46,166 --> 01:24:48,333 ♪ It doesn't matter what you say ♪ 1390 01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:50,875 ♪ There's no point in denyin' ♪ 1391 01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:53,750 ♪ You are beautiful ♪ 1392 01:24:53,833 --> 01:24:55,500 ♪ Most of the time ♪ 1393 01:24:56,041 --> 01:24:59,541 ♪ Oh, and honey, you're lovely You're cuddly ♪ 1394 01:24:59,625 --> 01:25:02,166 ♪ Your walk is the talk of the town ♪ 1395 01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:03,791 ♪ And when you're feelin' the groove ♪ 1396 01:25:03,875 --> 01:25:07,583 ♪ It is true you got moves like Jagger When the lights go down ♪ 1397 01:25:07,666 --> 01:25:10,750 ♪ But in the morning light When you had a big night ♪ 1398 01:25:10,833 --> 01:25:12,833 ♪ Honey, you're a heck of a mess ♪ 1399 01:25:12,916 --> 01:25:15,958 ♪ You are the nicest girl In the whole wide world ♪ 1400 01:25:16,041 --> 01:25:19,125 ♪ Unless you haven't had Your first espresso, oh-o ♪ 1401 01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:21,083 ♪ The thing about you and me ♪ 1402 01:25:21,833 --> 01:25:27,333 ♪ We always agree that honesty Is beautiful ♪ 1403 01:25:27,416 --> 01:25:29,458 ♪ And honestly I think you're fine ♪ 1404 01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:32,541 ♪ I mean, you're beautiful ♪ 1405 01:25:32,625 --> 01:25:35,083 ♪ About 84% of the time ♪ 1406 01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:38,375 ♪ But every now and then I take a photo of you ♪ 1407 01:25:38,458 --> 01:25:40,458 ♪ You look a little bit like a fish ♪ 1408 01:25:40,541 --> 01:25:45,125 ♪ You are beautiful-ish ♪ 1409 01:25:46,833 --> 01:25:49,458 ♪ People who want you to be perfect ♪ 1410 01:25:49,541 --> 01:25:52,208 ♪ Believe me, girl They just ain't worth it ♪ 1411 01:25:52,291 --> 01:25:54,291 ♪ The surface can be fun ♪ 1412 01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:57,333 ♪ But time will see their love undone ♪ 1413 01:25:57,416 --> 01:26:00,041 ♪ I love every crease and crack of you ♪ 1414 01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:02,875 ♪ The unfiltered front and back of you ♪ 1415 01:26:02,958 --> 01:26:05,791 ♪ The UGG-booted morning truth of you ♪ 1416 01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:09,000 ♪ Wouldn't change a single tooth of you ♪ 1417 01:26:09,083 --> 01:26:14,291 ♪ All those branded beauties With their tanned and airbrushed booties ♪ 1418 01:26:14,375 --> 01:26:18,125 ♪ Think they're beautiful ♪ 1419 01:26:18,208 --> 01:26:20,416 ♪ But they haven't got the meaning right ♪ 1420 01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:23,791 ♪ You can't be beautiful ♪ 1421 01:26:23,875 --> 01:26:26,458 ♪ If you're constantly Adjusting your light ♪ 1422 01:26:26,541 --> 01:26:29,208 ♪ It's a pity But prettiness comes and goes ♪ 1423 01:26:29,291 --> 01:26:31,583 ♪ Baby, how can I make you see? ♪ 1424 01:26:31,666 --> 01:26:34,041 ♪ You are beautiful ♪ 1425 01:26:34,125 --> 01:26:37,083 ♪ You will always be beautiful ♪ 1426 01:26:37,166 --> 01:26:40,375 ♪ Utterly beautiful ♪ 1427 01:26:40,458 --> 01:26:42,458 ♪ To me ♪ 1428 01:30:58,500 --> 01:31:01,083 ♪ Sleep, little one ♪ 1429 01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:03,500 ♪ Close your eyes ♪ 1430 01:31:04,083 --> 01:31:08,583 ♪ Your body's cooling with the night ♪ 1431 01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:13,875 ♪ Let your worries slip away ♪ 1432 01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:18,833 ♪ Tomorrow is a brand-new day ♪ 1433 01:31:19,375 --> 01:31:24,041 ♪ Shimmering moon and satin sky ♪ 1434 01:31:24,750 --> 01:31:29,791 ♪ Soft wind breathes its lullaby ♪ 1435 01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:34,958 ♪ Your dreams are here to set you free ♪ 1436 01:31:35,041 --> 01:31:40,125 ♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪ 1437 01:31:45,541 --> 01:31:51,166 ♪ The dawn will bring you back to me ♪ 107847

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