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Previously on
Young Sheldon...
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I did not give you
a heart attack.
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You gave me something.
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Well...
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Is my husband your mystery man?
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Can't believe this.
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Where you going?
Home.
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They clearly
forgot about us.
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This sucks.
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What is he
doing here?
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He's a pastor,
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and he wanted
to be here.
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I mean, what is he doing here
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with you?
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I'm gonna stay
at my mom's house tonight.
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Fine by me.
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Where's Missy?
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♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ No ♪
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Missy.
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♪ No way... ♪
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Careful, loud music is a sign
of teen angst.
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I'm aware.
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Missy honey, I'm so sorry.
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You okay?
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Come on, let me in.
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You forgot me.
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Mandy went
into labor.
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I had to go
to the hospital.
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She had the baby,
and no one told me?
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See? Angst.
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Go in your room.
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The baby's cute as a button.
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Can't wait to meet
her Aunt Missy.
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I waited at school for an hour
and had to walk home.
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No one even called.
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There was a lot going on.
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The important thing is,
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you're safe,
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baby's safe,
everything turned out okay.
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Not everything.
My database failed.
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Go.
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Where's Mom?
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She's staying
at your meemaw's tonight.
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Why?
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Help with the baby.
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So, the baby's home?
I can meet her?
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She'll be home tomorrow.
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Then why's Mom there tonight?
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Look, Missy,
I've had a long day.
So have I.
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That makes three of us. Sheldon.
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I'm in my room, as directed.
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♪ Save the complaints... ♪
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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How's she doing?
She's fine.
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She's quiet.
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She's breathing, right?
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Yes. Hold on.
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Yes.
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Mind slowing down?
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I'm going 15.
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And I said slow down.
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You got it.
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Baby check.
Still breathing.
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All right,
we got this.
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You remembered to check
the baby's I.D. bracelet
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before we left
the hospital, right?
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Why?
To make sure
they gave us the right baby.
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Don't be ridiculous,
I know my baby.
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This is her.
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Yeah, this is her.
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Good. I saw this
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Maury Povich show
where there was a mix-up,
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and one family
got a real clunker.
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Well, if she's a clunker,
she's our clunker.
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Great.
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Morning.
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Hello.
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You're up early.
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Gave myself extra time in
case I had to walk again.
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I'm taking you
to school.
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Lots of kids walk,
by the way.
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Like Billy?
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His mom didn't
show up either.
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It was sad, but I can laugh
about it now.
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Enough.
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So, is Mom
coming home tonight?
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I don't know.
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What's really going on
with you two?
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'Cause Billy said
you and Brenda...
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Drop it.
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Fine.
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Well, since Mom's not here,
I made your lunch.
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That was nice.
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"Try not forgetting
your daughter today.
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XO, Missy."
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That's my name,
in case you forgot.
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The next day,
as I walked across campus,
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I could feel
all eyes were on me,
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judging me for my failure.
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Look at them laughing at me.
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It was the closest I ever came
to a walk of shame.
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Well, good morning, Sheldon.
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What's good about it?
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I'm a laughingstock.
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I don't think
anybody cares.
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But my database failed.
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Failure only means something
if you quit.
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Well, get ready for
some meaning. I quit.
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Hang on.
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Are you familiar
with the Fred Astaire song
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"Pick Yourself Up"?
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No.
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From the beloved musical
Swing Time?
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Still no.
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Then prepare
to be uplifted.
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♪ Nothing's impossible,
I have found ♪
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♪ For when my chin
is on the ground ♪
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♪ I pick myself up ♪
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♪ Dust myself off ♪
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♪ Start all over again ♪
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I'm not uplifted.
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Well, then buckle up
for the second verse.
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♪ Don't lose your
confidence if you slip ♪
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♪ Be grateful for
a pleasant trip ♪
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♪ And pick
yourself up ♪
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♪ Dust yourself off ♪
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♪ Start all
over again. ♪
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Maybe it's gas.
Did you burp her?
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What do you think I was doing
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when I was patting her
on the back?
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Did you pat firmly?
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The book says
"pat firmly."
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It was firm, Georgie.
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Maybe you need to be burped.
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Okay, you're such an expert,
why don't you try?
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All right. I was a baby
more recently than you were.
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It's okay, CeeCee,
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Daddy's here.
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Shh...
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Good job.
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Well, I just met her yesterday,
give me a minute.
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I remember those days.
Me, too.
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Boy, were you a crier.
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Sorry.
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Too little, too late.
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Should I help 'em out?
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I got it.
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Come on, CeeCee,
work with me.
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This is your father speaking.
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Did she quiet down?
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'Cause she doesn't
sound quiet.
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Step aside.
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Let me show you
how it's done.
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Please.
Come here. Okay. Yeah.
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Meemaw's here now, all right.
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Shh...
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Shh, shh.
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Shh. Something's wrong
with this one.
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Can her grandma
have a turn?
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Here, take her. Oh...
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She takes after you. Oh.
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It's okay, sweetie, Nana's here.
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Nana? Who picked that?
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I did.
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Why ain't you another meemaw?
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'Cause I'm
the only meemaw.
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Oh, you got her to quiet down.
How'd you do that?
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Nana magic.
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Okay, well,
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I'm gonna
get some sleep,
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and I may never
come back.
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Hmm.
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I don't understand.
The code is perfect.
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It should have worked.
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Well, the problem
isn't that it didn't work,
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the problem is that
nobody wanted to use it.
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So, you're saying we didn't
fail, the public failed us.
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No, we failed.
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And you've also failed
at cheering me up, so good job.
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Here's a thought.
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I've been toying around
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with this new plasma
confinement idea.
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Why don't we
work on that
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and, uh, take your mind
off the database?
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What if we fail at that, too?
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Then we'll have
two failures back to back.
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I'll have to leave the country
or grow a mustache,
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or leave the country
until I can grow a mustache.
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Well, we don't know
if we'll fail until we try.
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if we don't try,
we'll never fail.
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Oh, my little pal,
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do I have to
sing again?
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Little?
I'm towering over you.
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♪ Will you remember
the famous men ♪
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♪ Who had to fall
to rise again? ♪
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♪ So, pick yourself up,
dust yourself... ♪
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She's so cute.
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Yeah.
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How long has she
been crying?
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Her whole life.
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I got a brother
like that.
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You want to hold her?
No.
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Scared?
Yeah.
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Smart. Okay, shh...
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Sorry I wasn't there
when she was born.
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Oh, you weren't?
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No, they forgot me
at school.
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I had to walk home.
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Ooh...
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Oops.
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Then my dad got mad at me,
like I was the one
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who did something wrong.
Uh-huh.
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How is it that color?
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She only eats milk.
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And Mom hasn't been home,
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and I know something's going on,
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but no one
will tell me anything.
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Uh, can you hand me the powder?
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Do you know
what's going on with them?
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Huh?
With my mom and dad.
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Missy, it feels
like someone
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just drove a truck
through my body,
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I haven't slept
in days.
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I cannot help you
right now.
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Sorry.
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Son of a bitch.
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Pigs in a blanket?
Yeah.
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They're burnt.
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Yeah.
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Mom doesn't cook
them that long.
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Thank you.
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Would you teach me
how to throw a football?
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What? What? Why?
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I'm trying to get more
comfortable with failure.
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What makes you think
you're gonna fail?
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The word "ball."
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Well, I got to warn you,
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learning to throw
isn't something you get right
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on the first try.
It... it takes practice.
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And does this practice involve
setbacks and frustration?
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Yeah.
Perfect.
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Now, you'll notice that
the shape of this thing
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is more like
a missile, right,
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than it is your
typical bouncy ball.
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The term you're looking for
is prolate spheroid.
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Wasn't looking for it,
but thank you.
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Now, what do you think
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is the most efficient way
to get this thing to fly?
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Gyroscopic torque.
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Spiral.
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Bingo.
All right,
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now get your fingers
on the laces here.
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Why is the surface
all bumpy?
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Used to be made
out of pig bladder.
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Well... not anymore. It's...
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Helps with the grip. Okay?
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Now, fingers back on it,
and get your thumb
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wrapped around...
There you go.
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All right,
bring your other hand up.
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That helps keep her steady.
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Bring the ball
back to your ear.
267
00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:46,461
And when you're
ready to throw,
268
00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,504
bring your arm down
like a tomahawk.
269
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,965
Get that ball spinning.
All right?
270
00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:56,346
And am I correct in assuming
that more revolutions
271
00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,641
will create a parabolic arc
that resists external forces?
272
00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,267
Sure.
273
00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,061
All right,
whenever you're ready,
274
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:04,395
let's see if you
can reach me.
275
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:07,023
Let the setbacks
and frustration begin.
276
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:12,570
Good Lord.
That was incredible.
277
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,073
Yeah, I saw it.
278
00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,033
Where you going?
279
00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,827
To hit the showers.
Apparently I'm a jock now.
280
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,209
I got the baby to
settle down. Easy peasy.
281
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,419
Take it down a notch, Nana.
282
00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,838
I will try,
but I don't know if I can.
283
00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,632
Georgie on the couch?
284
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,925
Mm-hmm.
285
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,471
And what exactly is it
that's wrong with your bed?
286
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,098
My husband's in it.
287
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,517
So, you're just gonna
keep sleeping here
288
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:43,851
instead of dealing
with it?
289
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,853
I'm helping
with the baby.
290
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:48,898
She'll still be crying
tomorrow. Go home.
291
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,441
I will.
292
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,986
I just need
my space right now.
293
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,862
I know the feeling.
294
00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,449
You're cranky.
295
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,618
You want me
to rock you to sleep?
296
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,661
I'm pretty good
at it.
297
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,871
Don't touch me.
298
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:10,753
Did you ever find out
299
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,297
where your mom was
the other day?
300
00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:14,090
She was at the hospital
301
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,675
for your brother's baby.
302
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,176
What?
303
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:19,220
Did you not know
he had one?
304
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,139
It's a girl. Shh.
305
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,224
No talking during the test.
306
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,105
Your mom was there?
Yeah.
307
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:32,734
So I was the only person in the
whole world who wasn't there.
308
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,485
Keep your eyes
on your own papers.
309
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,820
I'm not cheating.
310
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,572
Well, that's not
what it looks like.
311
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,408
I guess you would know
what cheating looks like.
312
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,201
Ask your husband.
313
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:45,621
What has gotten
into you?
314
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,498
Well?
Answer your mother.
315
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,709
So the only time you two talk
to each other is to yell at me?
316
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,836
That is not true.
Oh, really?
317
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,671
Where have you been sleeping
the last couple nights?
318
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,132
Whoa, you do not talk
to us that way.
319
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,302
And you do not talk
to your teacher that way either.
320
00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,304
Sheldon says obnoxious
things all the time,
321
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,847
but it's fine
'cause he's special.
322
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,724
This is not
about Sheldon.
323
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,309
For once. Oh.
324
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:09,145
We forgot to pick you up
one time. Cut the drama.
325
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,523
One time? You've been
forgetting me my entire life.
326
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,859
Everything is Sheldon,
and now Georgie has a baby,
327
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,611
and you two are fighting.
328
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,862
Might as well
be invisible.
329
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,406
Not today you're not.
330
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,951
♪ We are family. ♪
331
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,914
Not an appropriate song
for this moment.
332
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,918
Hello, Niblingo.
Little nibling.
333
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,378
What is it, Sheldon?
334
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:35,630
I was hoping I could try
to calm your baby down.
335
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,883
Why?
I'm trying new things
to build up a tolerance
336
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,718
for setbacks
and frustration.
337
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,763
So you want to use my child
for some kind of experiment?
338
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,722
Yes.
339
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,557
Okay, here you go.
340
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,894
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
341
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,063
♪ Little ball of fur ♪
342
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:55,650
♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty ♪
343
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:59,195
♪ Purr, purr, purr. ♪
344
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,406
Are you freaking
kidding me?
345
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,824
I'm not happy about it either.
346
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,580
No, no, no, no, no, no.
347
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,166
♪ Soft kitty, kitty, kitty. ♪
348
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,751
Sheldon, come back.
349
00:13:18,401 --> 00:13:19,735
Dr. Linkletter,
I need your help.
350
00:13:19,735 --> 00:13:21,404
Of course.
351
00:13:21,404 --> 00:13:23,531
Let me just drop everything
so I can be of assistance.
352
00:13:23,531 --> 00:13:24,574
Thank you.
353
00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:29,162
I'm trying
to embrace failure,
354
00:13:29,162 --> 00:13:30,997
and I realized that
social subtleties
355
00:13:30,997 --> 00:13:32,999
like sarcasm
can sometimes evade me.
356
00:13:32,999 --> 00:13:34,000
You don't say.
357
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,168
No, it's true.
358
00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:36,961
And I was hoping
you could pepper
359
00:13:36,961 --> 00:13:39,755
our conversation with sarcasm,
so I can try to identify it.
360
00:13:39,755 --> 00:13:41,382
Oh, boy, when do we start?
361
00:13:41,382 --> 00:13:42,884
Now would be great.
362
00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:44,886
Sheldon, that was sarcasm.
363
00:13:44,886 --> 00:13:46,679
Oh, let me try again.
364
00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:48,181
Is this about your database?
365
00:13:48,181 --> 00:13:49,682
Yes.
366
00:13:49,682 --> 00:13:51,976
You know, I was also working
on a database
367
00:13:51,976 --> 00:13:54,395
that I thought would be
more successful than yours.
368
00:13:54,395 --> 00:13:55,771
Sarcasm?
369
00:13:55,771 --> 00:13:56,898
No.
370
00:13:56,898 --> 00:13:58,107
Oh, darn it.
371
00:13:58,107 --> 00:13:59,358
Wait, was the "no" sarcasm?
372
00:13:59,358 --> 00:14:00,902
No.
Are you sure?
373
00:14:00,902 --> 00:14:02,528
Yes.
Ugh,
374
00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:04,614
I'll never be comfortable
with failure.
375
00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:07,158
My point is, I was experiencing
something similar,
376
00:14:07,158 --> 00:14:09,243
and there's no shortcut
through grief.
377
00:14:09,243 --> 00:14:10,745
Those are wise words.
378
00:14:10,745 --> 00:14:12,038
Thank you.
379
00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:13,706
It was smart I came to you.
380
00:14:13,706 --> 00:14:16,250
You're clearly an expert
on humiliation and defeat.
381
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,752
Sarcasm?
382
00:14:17,752 --> 00:14:19,295
No.
Leave.
383
00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:21,214
Sarcasm?
No.
384
00:14:21,214 --> 00:14:23,341
Bye.
385
00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:26,302
Go to your room. Fine.
386
00:14:26,302 --> 00:14:28,638
And you're gonna apologize
to Mrs. Wilkins.
387
00:14:28,638 --> 00:14:30,723
That's not her name anymore.
388
00:14:32,808 --> 00:14:34,477
Can you believe her?
389
00:14:34,477 --> 00:14:36,020
Well, maybe this wouldn't have
happened if you were around.
390
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:39,023
Are you really trying
to blame this on me?
391
00:14:39,023 --> 00:14:41,234
I'm not the one
sleeping across the street.
392
00:14:41,234 --> 00:14:42,944
I'm here with our kids.
393
00:14:46,155 --> 00:14:49,158
So you want to get into this?
Let's get into this.
394
00:14:49,158 --> 00:14:51,327
What is going on
with you and Brenda?
395
00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:53,955
Nothing.
It doesn't seem like it.
396
00:14:55,122 --> 00:14:57,083
What, you're honestly saying
that you don't light up
397
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,168
every time Pastor Rob's around?
398
00:15:02,964 --> 00:15:04,840
Maybe I do.
399
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,760
Nothing ever happened.
400
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,053
I wouldn't do that.
401
00:15:09,053 --> 00:15:10,680
What,
you saying I would?
402
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,057
You tell me.
I wouldn't.
403
00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:15,059
But you like being around her.
404
00:15:33,911 --> 00:15:36,539
What happens now?
405
00:15:38,624 --> 00:15:40,501
I don't know.
406
00:15:49,176 --> 00:15:50,303
Hey.
407
00:15:50,303 --> 00:15:52,013
Hi.
408
00:15:52,013 --> 00:15:54,348
What are you doing here?
Where's the baby?
409
00:15:54,348 --> 00:15:56,809
She's fine. She's with Connie.
410
00:15:56,809 --> 00:15:59,395
I just needed a couple minutes.
411
00:15:59,395 --> 00:16:01,439
Which was...
412
00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:03,482
a couple hours ago.
413
00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:06,027
I'll go check on her,
unless you want to.
414
00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:08,237
Actually...
415
00:16:08,237 --> 00:16:09,947
I don't know what I want.
416
00:16:09,947 --> 00:16:11,407
What does that mean?
417
00:16:11,407 --> 00:16:13,784
My daughter hates me.
418
00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:16,329
What difference does it make
if I'm there or not?
419
00:16:16,329 --> 00:16:18,497
You know that ain't true.
Really?
420
00:16:18,497 --> 00:16:20,583
Because all she does is cry,
421
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,585
and I'm tired all the time,
422
00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:25,713
and even your brother is better
at soothing her than I am.
423
00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:29,759
You're just a little
overwhelmed. It's normal.
424
00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:31,844
Why aren't you?
425
00:16:31,844 --> 00:16:33,721
Well, we can't both be
freaked out at the same time.
426
00:16:33,721 --> 00:16:35,389
We got to
take turns.
427
00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:36,932
When's your turn?
428
00:16:36,932 --> 00:16:38,684
Already had it.
429
00:16:38,684 --> 00:16:40,561
I was so scared
when I got to
430
00:16:40,561 --> 00:16:42,521
the hospital, I...
431
00:16:42,521 --> 00:16:45,191
I got back in my car
and drove away.
432
00:16:45,191 --> 00:16:47,360
While I was in labor?!
433
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,570
Don't hit me.
We're sharing freak-outs.
434
00:16:50,613 --> 00:16:52,740
And I still came back.
435
00:16:53,741 --> 00:16:55,451
What kind of parents
are we?
436
00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:57,078
The new kind,
437
00:16:57,078 --> 00:16:59,747
the well-meaning,
dumb kind.
438
00:16:59,747 --> 00:17:01,457
We're gonna get better, right?
439
00:17:01,457 --> 00:17:04,001
We ain't got no choice.
440
00:17:06,045 --> 00:17:08,714
I'll let you sleep.
I'm gonna go check on CeeCee.
441
00:17:08,714 --> 00:17:11,175
Thank you.
442
00:17:15,554 --> 00:17:17,181
What are you smiling at?
443
00:17:17,181 --> 00:17:18,766
Just thinking.
444
00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:21,060
We might've conceived CeeCee
in this very garage.
445
00:17:21,060 --> 00:17:22,645
Okay, you're gross. Leave now.
446
00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:24,897
Bye.
447
00:17:32,113 --> 00:17:33,114
What are you doing?
448
00:17:33,114 --> 00:17:35,449
Oh, um...
449
00:17:35,449 --> 00:17:38,994
I'm just gonna be staying
at Meemaw's a little bit longer.
450
00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:41,247
Okay.
451
00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:43,290
You all right?
452
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,167
No.
453
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,586
What's going on?
454
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:50,714
My database...
455
00:17:50,714 --> 00:17:53,717
I've-I've never failed
like this before,
456
00:17:53,717 --> 00:17:55,553
and it frightens me.
457
00:17:57,221 --> 00:17:59,348
Oh... sweetie,
458
00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:01,767
I'm sorry. Sometimes,
459
00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,103
no matter how much
we want things to work out,
460
00:18:04,103 --> 00:18:06,230
they just don't.
461
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:34,258
Dealing with failure
is a tricky business.
462
00:18:34,258 --> 00:18:37,344
You can face it head on
and try to overcome it.
463
00:18:40,556 --> 00:18:42,266
Good job, Mama.
464
00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:45,186
You can avoid it.
465
00:18:45,186 --> 00:18:47,521
Thanks for
letting me stay.
466
00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:50,357
For as long
as you need.
467
00:18:50,357 --> 00:18:52,485
You can try to drown it out.
468
00:18:55,779 --> 00:18:58,199
Or you can try to talk
to someone about it.
469
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,580
And some people choose to run.
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