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HELEN: Hi, babe.Hey, sweetie, listen.
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I'm sorry,
but I got some bad news.
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The conference is running long.
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[school bell rings]Seriously?
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I was making your favorite
casserole for dinner.
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The kids are going to be bummed.
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I know, I know, and I'm sorry,
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but it's a sales banquet.
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And you know Luther, he thinks
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no one's going to
buy a computer server
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unless you eat a rubber
chicken breast with them.
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[chuckles] It's okay,
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I have a million
linguistics finals to grade.
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But I was really looking
forward to seeing you.
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No, I know, honey,
but it's-it's a big project.
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If I get this commission,
we can get the dishwasher fixed.
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Okay.
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Well, have fun in Cleveland.
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Who doesn't
have fun in Cleveland?
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Look, I got to go.
The banquet's about to start.
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Please don't be mad.
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I'm not mad.
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Try to enjoy
your sales banquet chicken.
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I will. I love you.
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Kisses.More kisses.
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Do you need a hug?
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LUTHER:
Aw, "Kisses.
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Please don't be mad at me"?
Seriously?
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Let's put a hold
on the toxic masculinity.
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We're behind schedule.
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I love my wife.
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Give me a break.
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GIB:
Okay, mission review.
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You go in,
kidnap the weapons dealer,
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and get him out.
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Ambulance arrives
in exactly 22 minutes.
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Any questions?
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HARRY:
If we're unclear on the mission
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at this point, Gib,
I'm pretty sure we're dead.
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Aw.
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[beeping]
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[electronic trilling]
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HARRY:
We're in place. Initiate.
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GIB:
Luther, buddy, you're up.
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LUTHER:
Man, I love this thing.
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It slices, it dices,
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it cuts
through carbon steel bars,
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and it's still sharp enough
to slice through a tomato.
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Boys and their toys.
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My next op,
I need a smaller gun
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or a bigger suit.
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GIB:
Uh, you're grabbing one of the biggest
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weapons dealers
in the hemisphere.
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It's not supposed to be easy.
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HARRY:
Easy for you to say, Gib.
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You don't have to carry
a 200-pound bad guy
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halfway across the Caribbean.
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Aw. Field agents
get all the glory
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and all the lower back pain.
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Maybe you'll remember that
the next time
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you make fun of me
for sitting in a van all day.
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Have all you want.
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Your dad's not going to
make it to dinner, so...
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What, he's not?
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Yeah, I thought he was
supposed to be home tonight.
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Uh, I guess he got stuck
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at a sales conference
in Cleveland.
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Poor Dad.
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Seriously, when is he
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not stuck at a sales conference?
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I know it happens a lot,
but you know what your dad says.
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"Computers don't
sell themselves."
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, but he should
still have a life.
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I mean, it's not like
he's saving the world.
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Can't he just tell them no?
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I wish.
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HARRY:
Oh, boy. This is not good.
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Trilby didn't tell us
who's on the guest list.
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It's a who's who
of global bad guys.
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Gib, why didn't
we get a full report
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on what we're walking into?
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This is a nightmare.
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GIB:
Talk to the boss, man. I just work here.
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What's your approach?HARRY: The catering van
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with the grill at
the backside of the house.
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All right, let's roll.
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["Icky Thump" by
The White Stripes playing]
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♪ Ya-hee, icky thump,
who'd have thunk? ♪
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♪ Sitting drunk
on a wagon to Mexico ♪
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♪ Ah, well, what a chump,
and my head ♪
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♪ Got a bump
when I hit it on the radio ♪
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♪ Redhead se orita
looking dead ♪
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♪ Came and said,
"I need a bed" en espa ol ♪
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Okay, guys, once you
clear the catering area,
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you're gonna want to scale
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the second balcony on your...
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left. On your left.
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Rand's office is on the far east
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end of the home.
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Remember,
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once you get inside,
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any sound over
a normal speaking voice
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will set off the alarm.
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So, when you grab him,
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no yelling, no shooting.
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Harry, keep it quiet.
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[door opens]
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Excuse me?
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What are you
doing in here?
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I was getting bored downstairs.
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Just looking
for some fun.
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♪ Icky thump, with a lump
in my throat ♪
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♪ Grabbed my coat, and I was
freaking, I was ready to go ♪
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♪ And I swear beside the hair,
she had one white eye ♪
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♪ One blank stare,
looking up, lying there ♪
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♪ On the stand near her hand
was a candy cane ♪
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♪ Black rum, sugar cane,
dry ice, something strange ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... [thump]
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Harry, what was that?
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I told you, nothing
over a normal speaking voice.
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[whispering]:
It's fine, won't happen again.
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M-Make sure it doesn't.
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We're about one wet fart
away from dead, okay?
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Now, get in your uniforms,
get that stretcher set up,
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and kill the security system.
We got to move.
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Luther, you're gonna
find the keypad
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for the security system
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behind the painting
on the west wall.
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Get that thing decoded
and shut it down.
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[phone dings]Also, Harry,
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Helen just texted
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to remind you
about her work barbecue.
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Respond: "I didn't forget.
I'm all over it."
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Heart emoji.
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Kissy heart emoji.
Send pic three.
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Pic four is way cuter.
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Pic three.
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[phone whooshes]
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What a goofball.
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MAN: Mr. Rand?[knock on door]
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Are you all right?
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Guys, what's going on?
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Psst.
[grunts]
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Harry.
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[grunting]
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[stammers] What's happening?
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Luther?He's having a pillow fight
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with this guy
in front of my face.
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There's nothing I can do.
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HARRY [whispering]:
Maria.
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[muffled grunting]
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Guys, you're peaking out here.
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[whispering]:
It's fine, Harry's got it under control.
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[muffled grunting]
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[alarm beeping]
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Go, go, go. Get out of there.
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[alarm blares]New plan. Corner of the house,
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the catering van with the grill.
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Go. Go.Get out. Get out.
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HELEN:Dana.Mom.
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Can you knock
next time, please?
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I'm just checking
on your homework.
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I already did it.
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I was just
looking at my snow globes.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Love you.I love you.
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Good night.
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No, no, no, no. Maria,
you've got to drive faster.
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I got three guards
on motorcycles coming in hot.
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It's a catering van.
It can't go faster.
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[gunshots]
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GIB:
Harry, can you take them out?
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HARRY:
I'm trying.
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I got a giant grill full
of T-bones in the way.
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[gunshots]
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Harry, they're gaining on you.
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HARRY:
Yeah, Gib, I see that. I can't get a shot.
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I got an idea.
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The laser cutter, give it to me.
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[muffled shouting]
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Hey, sweetie.
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Hey. I'm about to go to bed.
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Just playing a video game.
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Okay, nothing too violent,
I hope.
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I know.
No violence.
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GIB:
Oh, shame to waste all those T-bones.
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All right, everybody,
let's go home.
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Okay, cover story review.
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Where'd you stay?
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Cleveland Ramada,
room 713.
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How'd you get the bruise
on your arm?
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Luther's bag fell out of
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the overhead compartment
on the plane.
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Good, good.
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Your plane was United 238.
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Breakfast was a Denver omelet.
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Here are your presents.
Where'd you get them?
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Airport gift shop
next to the Starbucks
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where I got my muffin.
Receipts are in my wallet.
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I got it, okay?
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Hey, don't get
mad at me.
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I don't need a cover story.
You're the genius
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who decided to get married
and have a family.
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Yeah, well...
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what's the point
of saving the world
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if you're not doing it
for the people you love?
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That's really touching, Harry.
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Maybe if the spy thing
doesn't work out,
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you could write greeting cards.
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I know a guy.
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I'll see you later.
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Good luck.
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Jakey, isn't this your textbook?
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Yeah, I was looking
for that. Thanks.
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Okay. Dana.
No breakfast?
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DANA:
I had a protein bar.
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HELEN:
That's not breakfast. I made eggs.
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Eggs are cruel, mom.
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I watched this video,
and these chickens were just...
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Hey, everyone.
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Dad's home.DANA: Hey, Dad.
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Hi, welcome home, honey.Hi.
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Uh, I'm sorry I can't stay,
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I've got to bring
the kids to school,
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and I have yoga.
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Okay, no problem,
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but before you go,
I come bearing gifts.
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Jake, Cleveland Browns cap.
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Huh, buddy?Awesome.
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Dana,
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this is a very special
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Cleveland snow globe.
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It's from the James Garfield
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monument gift shop.
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This is so great.
Thank you, Dad.
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I don't have this one yet.
It's awesome.
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He was assassinated,
never got to finish his term.
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And for my lovely wife...
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Another travel book.
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Yeah.Thank you so much.
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You're welcome.There's a shopping list
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on the counter
for the barbecue,
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and love you.
Okay, bye.
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Come on, let's go.
Everybody.
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DANA:
Bye, Dad. Thanks again for the snow globe.
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JAKE:
Yeah, Dad. See you later.
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[door closes]
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♪
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DANA: It's so sweet of Dad to
bring us presents all the time,
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but this has to be the most
boring object in the universe.
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Weren't you playing with
your snow globes last night?
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Yeah, but I'm into
other stuff, too.
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Sometimes it's like
he doesn't even know me.
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Seriously.
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It's cool that
he thinks of us.
259
00:10:24,780 --> 00:10:26,190
I don't even wear baseball caps.
260
00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:27,890
Yeah, 'cause
you like to show off
261
00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:29,330
your cute little
haircut we got you.
262
00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:31,370
[chuckles] All right,
have fun at school.
263
00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:33,110
Learn all the... I love...
264
00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,510
I love you both.
265
00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,110
[school bell rings]
266
00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,610
A hundred places
we'll never see,
267
00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,300
a hundred things we'll never do.
268
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,660
["Beat On the Brat"
by Ramones playing]
269
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,310
[tires squeal]
270
00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:07,110
♪ Beat on the brat,
beat on the brat ♪
271
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,190
♪ With a baseball bat,
oh, yeah ♪
272
00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:10,890
HELEN: Whoo!
273
00:11:11,090 --> 00:11:12,840
♪ Oh, yeah, oh-oh
274
00:11:14,930 --> 00:11:18,370
♪ Beat on the brat,
beat on the brat ♪
275
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:23,210
[tires screech]
276
00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:25,160
[panting]
277
00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:33,570
WOMAN:
That is insane.
278
00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:36,400
How do they
do that with their legs?
279
00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:37,660
It's not that hard,
280
00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:40,430
you just have to
breathe into it.
281
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,360
Okay, is something wrong?
282
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:45,060
No, I'm good. I'm fine.
283
00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:46,270
Tell me.
284
00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:47,790
Do you promise
not to say anything?
285
00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:51,190
On the way here, I drove
a hundred miles an hour.
286
00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:52,320
What?Yeah.
287
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,370
Maybe more. I don't know.
288
00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:54,630
Are you insane?Yeah.
289
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:55,760
I don't know,
I think maybe I am.
290
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,110
I think I was just
trying to feel,
291
00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,330
like, a little bit
of excitement
292
00:11:58,530 --> 00:11:59,510
because I look
at my life,
293
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:00,680
and it's the kids,
and class
294
00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,030
and a peck on the cheek
from Harry, so...
295
00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:03,290
Okay.
296
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,730
This is about Harry.
297
00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:06,110
Hmm, I don't know.
298
00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,210
I love Harry.
299
00:12:08,410 --> 00:12:10,860
He's an amazing husband,
he's a great father...
300
00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:13,680
But you're not satisfied?
301
00:12:14,770 --> 00:12:15,700
It wasn't always like this.
302
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,180
In the beginning,
303
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,700
he was very exciting.Mm-hmm.
304
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:22,700
He is still
this amazing, sexy man,
305
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:26,140
but sometimes
he can be a little...
306
00:12:26,340 --> 00:12:28,660
I feel a little bad
saying this: He can be boring.
307
00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:32,800
He's a computer salesman
whose idea of fun and adventure
308
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,710
is ordering coffee from Hawaii.
309
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:37,410
Oh. [chuckles]
310
00:12:37,610 --> 00:12:40,290
I want to hold his hand,
311
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,380
and I want
to look into his eyes,
312
00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:46,510
and I want to feel...
313
00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:48,470
passion.
314
00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:52,040
All right, listen.
315
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:53,730
You say he's
gone a lot.
316
00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:55,080
Tell me this.
317
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,080
Is he canceling plans a lot,
last minute?
318
00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,510
Take phone calls and texts
in the other room?
319
00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:04,960
When he does that,
it's mostly just for work stuff.
320
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,400
Helen, I know you don't
want to hear this,
321
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,180
but you might not be
322
00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:12,260
the only one
keeping a secret here.
323
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,290
HARRY:
Hey, Tony.
324
00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:31,600
Good morning, Donna.
325
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,600
Hey, how was the
sales conference?
326
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,950
Pretty good, pretty good.
327
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,160
We might make our June
sales numbers after all.
328
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:41,380
[elevator dings]
329
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,040
FEMALE VOICE:
Please identify.
330
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:52,440
[electronic trilling]
331
00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:01,630
Access granted.
Welcome to Omega Sector.
332
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:04,720
Trilby, you want to tell me
what the hell is going on?
333
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,680
What? You had
a successful mission.
334
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,500
We're questioning Rand
right now...
335
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,200
What arms dealer gets
every major rogue state
336
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,760
and terror group to come
to him for an event like that?
337
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,470
All right. Sit.
338
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:17,640
And try
to remember
339
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,170
you're talking
to your boss.
340
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,210
Take a look at this.
341
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:22,820
Iraq, last May.
342
00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:25,990
This is a military base
on the Turkish border.
343
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,820
It was attacked using
some kind of device.
344
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,660
All the defenses,
the concrete, the steel,
345
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:38,220
crumbled in seconds.
346
00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:43,060
That event last night?
347
00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:45,850
Everyone there was shopping
for one of their very own.
348
00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:46,890
Where'd it come from?
349
00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:48,020
We don't know.
350
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,590
We hoped Rand
would know,
351
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,940
but it looks like he's just
a well-paid middleman.
352
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,680
Are those things
still out there?
353
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,290
I wish I could
say no, Harry,
354
00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,680
but there's one we
can't account for yet.
355
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,860
Stay ready.
356
00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:02,820
We'll get in touch when
we know our next move.
357
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,860
You do that,
and next time,
358
00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,810
tell me what
I'm walking in to.
359
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,920
Jake, where's
the barbecue sauce?
360
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,530
It's behind
the cereal.
361
00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:17,570
What's it doing
behind the cereal?
362
00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:19,750
I like it on my sandwiches.
363
00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:21,530
Buddy, you can't
hoard barbecue sauce.
364
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:22,750
I was looking for this.
365
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,800
DANA:
Okay, Dad, I don't get this.
366
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,580
Why do we have to
have a barbecue anyway?
367
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:29,060
Because we're a family and
we're supporting your mother.
368
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,590
And if you really want to
go to the beach tomorrow
369
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:32,880
with Riley,
you'll stop complaining.
370
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:37,020
HELEN:
Don't forget to talk to Lawrence.
371
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:38,940
My department chair?
372
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,470
Right, yes.We talked about this.
373
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:41,600
Okay.I got it.
374
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,510
You'll be fine.Lawrence, yup.
375
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,240
I'm on it.
376
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,730
LAWRENCE:
You know, they say the more you flip it,
377
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,600
it dries it out.
378
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,740
Is that what they say?Uh-huh.
379
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:52,040
I'll keep that in mind.
380
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,350
So you're the head of
the department, I hear?
381
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:54,480
Yes.
382
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,310
Oop, a little
flare-up there.
383
00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:00,530
So, uh, Helen tells me
you work in computers?
384
00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:02,880
Yes. Sales to mid-sized
insurance companies.
385
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,270
We specialize...
386
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,800
Sometimes I wish I was
in something like sales.
387
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,620
Get away from all
the constant pressure...
388
00:16:08,820 --> 00:16:10,890
Harry? Look who's here.
389
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:12,980
Hey!Uh, hey!
390
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,110
I guess I caught you
in the middle of
391
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:15,410
some kind of party or something?
392
00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:16,850
Yeah, just an event
for my work colleagues.
393
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,550
Sorry to drop in on you.
394
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,380
Just got a quick office
update for the big guy.
395
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,860
There's cheese, Gib.
Go have some cheese.
396
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:23,860
Mmm.I'm sorry.
397
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,730
Uh, we'll just
be a second.
398
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:27,770
We'll get you another
refreshment, Lawrence.
399
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,250
Don't mind if I do.
400
00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:30,900
All right.
401
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:33,950
[laughs]
402
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:35,650
What are you doing here?
403
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:36,960
You wouldn't
answer the phone,
404
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,180
so Trilby
sent me over.
405
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:39,830
Our worst fears
have come true.
406
00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:42,270
That missing weapon
everybody was worried about?
407
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:44,490
Well, it turns out Rand
sold one of those weapons
408
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:45,790
before we picked him up.
409
00:16:45,990 --> 00:16:47,490
We head to Paris tomorrow
to intercept it.
410
00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:48,970
Tomorrow?
411
00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:51,230
Mmm. Is that gouda?
412
00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:52,540
She has to send us?
413
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,500
We're the only ones
that are authorized.
414
00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,580
Plus, we are the best.
415
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,460
Two missions in four days?
416
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:00,850
Gib, I have a cover ID
I need to maintain here.
417
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:04,640
Mm, technically, it's just
part two of one mission,
418
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,900
and it's a good thing your
cover ID isn't barbecue master,
419
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,730
'cause your
grill game's weak, bro.
420
00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:10,340
We all good here?
GIB: Yes.
421
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,080
Yes, yes. Just finishing
up the update,
422
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,510
uh, on the sales
trip tomorrow.
423
00:17:13,710 --> 00:17:15,780
Yeah. [chuckles]
There's a sales trip tomorrow?
424
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,210
Sure is.
Third biggest
425
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:18,910
insurance carrier
in the region.
426
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:20,390
The spread is awesome.
427
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:21,700
Thank you.
428
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:22,700
Can I talk to you
for a second, Harry?
429
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:23,660
Yeah, but the chicken...
430
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:25,390
Leave the chicken.
431
00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:32,010
Another work trip?
Really? Tomorrow?
432
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,230
I know, honey,
I am so sorry.
433
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:35,060
It just came up
last minute.
434
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:36,620
Gib just told me...Yes, and Gib,
that's another thing.
435
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:37,800
He's eating all of
my hors d'oeuvres
436
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,670
that I got for my work party.
437
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:40,980
Harry, sometimes
I don't think
438
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,460
that you're focused
on your family anymore.
439
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,070
What are you talking about?
440
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:46,030
I'm making chicken for your
work barbecue as we speak.
441
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,030
I'm not talking about
chicken, Harry.
442
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,370
I'm talking about us.
443
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,070
What's wrong with us?
444
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:56,560
I didn't want to
have to say this,
445
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:58,780
but Cherry showed me
a checklist online.
446
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,300
Cherry?Mm-hmm.
447
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,130
"Ten Signs Your Husband
is Having an Affair."
448
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:04,350
Oh...Late-night texts,
449
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,130
secret phone calls,
emotionally distant,
450
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:08,220
and seven other things
that I don't remember,
451
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,880
but the point is you've checked
452
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:11,440
every single one
of the boxes, Harry.Helen,
453
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,790
an affair?
How can you even think that?
454
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:15,710
What other explanation
could there be?
455
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:17,100
Explanation? I'm working.
456
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,800
I showed you the pictures
from Cleveland.
457
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,280
I don't need to see pictures
from Cleveland, Harry.
458
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,710
I'm saying that
our marriage is in crisis.
459
00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:23,110
Helen, I swear to you
460
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,670
that it's not what you think.
461
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,020
Well, what is it?
462
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,680
I was planning something,
463
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,160
and I wanted it
to be a surprise.
464
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,290
Oh, I wanted it to be
a surprise.
465
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,500
That's why Gib is here.
He was helping me plan.
466
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:39,330
What, what's he
helping you plan?
467
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,430
We're going to Paris tomorrow.
468
00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:45,560
What?
Yes.
469
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,510
Oh, is that why you
got me the travel book?
470
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,740
Yes.
471
00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,220
Surprise.
472
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,040
[laughs]
473
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,220
Huh?
474
00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:01,580
Dude, this is a joke, right?
475
00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:02,930
You invited your wife
on a mission?
476
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:03,970
No, I didn't invite her
on a mission,
477
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,890
I invited her on a vacation.
478
00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,630
Helen thought
I was having an affair.
479
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:09,070
I had to tell her something.
480
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:11,280
So you say you got a secret
fantasy football league.
481
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,720
You don't
bring your wife...
482
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,680
There's a reason that
they don't even let us
483
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,640
date people without
Omega clearance.
484
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,030
They made an exception for you
because Harry's the best,
485
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,600
but you can't just...You think
I wanted this?
486
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,120
Helen said
our marriage was in crisis.
487
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,080
I thought I had this whole
husband thing handled,
488
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,260
and all of a sudden she thinks
489
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:28,300
I don't love
her anymore?
490
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,220
So get a marriage counselor.
491
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,610
Listen, we can have
an agent in place
492
00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,700
tomorrow that can convince Helen
that this whole thing
493
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:37,350
is in her head,
she's going cra...
494
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:39,400
Whatever. Just cancel
the Paris thing...
495
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,490
I can't. I already invited her.
496
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,270
Fine, I'll talk to her, then.
497
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,750
I told her you were
helping me plan it.
498
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,060
You...
499
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:47,280
Plus, she's mad at you
500
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,490
'cause you ate
all of our cheese.
501
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,410
This is the woman
I love, Gib.
502
00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:52,150
She's coming. That's it.
503
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,150
All right.
504
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:54,850
But for the record,
505
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,580
this is a bad idea.
506
00:19:57,670 --> 00:19:59,330
And also for the record,
507
00:19:59,530 --> 00:20:01,200
a lot of people
were eating cheese.
508
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,810
Okay?
509
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:06,550
♪
510
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,620
Wow, honey,
that's so impressive.
511
00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:25,230
You sound so French.
512
00:20:25,430 --> 00:20:27,100
[laughs] I teach
languages, Harry.
513
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,100
It's my thing.
514
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,760
So, how does it feel
to finally
515
00:20:30,950 --> 00:20:32,580
have a stamp
in your passport?
516
00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:35,840
Uh, you know, it's fun.
Something new.
517
00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,200
Welcome to the Grand Hotel
Champs-E lys es.
518
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,890
Help with your bags?
519
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,990
I'm sorry, sir.
520
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:53,650
What language was that?
521
00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:55,690
Malagasy, from Madagascar.
522
00:20:55,890 --> 00:20:57,520
[French accent]:
A former French colony.
523
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,700
Malagasy. Now you're
just showing off.
524
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,820
[laughs]
Maybe just a little.
525
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,400
Harry, this place is amazing.
526
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,230
The bathtub is the size
of a swimming pool.
527
00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:09,450
This is really sweet.
528
00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:11,140
Thank you.You're welcome.
529
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:13,970
I'll be right back, I got to
go pick up the opera tickets.
530
00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:16,150
You didn't tell me
we were going to the opera.
531
00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:18,760
I know, I'm full of surprises.
532
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,850
Relax, enjoy this.
533
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,020
Take a bath.
534
00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,240
I'll be back to
pick you up for dinner.
535
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,540
Okay, love you.Love you.
536
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,600
HARRY:
What's our status?
537
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,080
GIB:
Oh, our status is time is tight
538
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,340
because you couldn't
stay at the Ramada.
539
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:38,210
Look, a courier's
delivering the weapon
540
00:21:38,410 --> 00:21:39,870
to an office
building downtown.
541
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:41,960
But he has to meet
the buyer alone, okay?
542
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,090
That's our window.
543
00:21:43,290 --> 00:21:44,440
We get in,
we take out the guy,
544
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,830
we snatch the weapon.
We have one hour.
545
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:48,490
Let's make it
in 45 minutes.
546
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,310
I got to buy flowers
on the way back.
547
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,660
MARIA:
Wearing that to the op?
548
00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:55,450
What? What is wrong
with what I'm wearing?
549
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,410
Nothing. If you're happy...
550
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:58,890
Well, you can't
just say... Oh.
551
00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:00,760
Uh-huh. You're trying
to mess with my head.
552
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,280
Trying? Looks
like I'm succeeding.
553
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,540
You're not gonna
get in there.
554
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,980
My head is fine,
and so are my clothes.
555
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:06,810
Thank you.We got to toughen
you up, dude.
556
00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:09,370
["Une femme doit faire"
by Jill Barber plays in French]
557
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,770
[mouthing along with music]
558
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,080
GIB:
Courier approaching. He has the weapon.
559
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,230
GIB:
Courier is entering the elevator now.
560
00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:38,870
HARRY:
Copy that. In place.
561
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:41,700
[elevator stops]
562
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:47,620
[both grunting]
563
00:22:50,190 --> 00:22:52,290
MARIA:
Carrying courier on the roof of the elevator.
564
00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:54,380
♪
565
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:57,760
LUTHER:
Tell the interrogation guys they can pick him up any time.
566
00:22:58,630 --> 00:23:00,110
[elevator dings]
567
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:03,120
HARRY:
Weapon secured, mission accomplished.
568
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,560
GIB:
Nice work. Go get your flowers, Harry.
569
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,910
CONSIERGE:
Yes, madam, no problem.
570
00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:08,570
At what time
would you like to reserve?
571
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,920
WOMAN:
Okay, so for tonight, we want 8:30, and then
572
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,270
for tomorrownight...
573
00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:16,310
[continues
indistinctly]
574
00:23:16,510 --> 00:23:19,100
Uh, monsieur? Monsieur?
I can help you here.
575
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,660
Thank you.
576
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,370
Ah. I need a dinner
reservation for 6:00 p.m.,
577
00:23:26,570 --> 00:23:27,540
someplace romantic.
578
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,060
And two tickets
to the opera.
579
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:30,060
Can you do that?
580
00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:31,150
Of course, of course.
581
00:23:31,350 --> 00:23:32,370
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
582
00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:34,680
Ah, I can
recommend Bistro Adeline.
583
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,380
Yeah.Excellent,
tr s romantique.
584
00:23:37,580 --> 00:23:39,380
And, uh, which opera?
585
00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:42,590
Oh, uh, I don't know.
Any opera.
586
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,730
Of course.
Of course, monsieur...
587
00:23:44,930 --> 00:23:46,730
Tasker, Harry Tasker. Room 515.
588
00:23:46,930 --> 00:23:48,210
Merci, monsieur Tasker.Thank you.
589
00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:49,210
[speaks French]
590
00:23:49,410 --> 00:23:51,640
[woman singing in French]
591
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,570
Thank you. Or merci.Oh.
592
00:23:56,770 --> 00:23:58,310
[laughs]
Cheers.
593
00:23:58,510 --> 00:23:59,870
Cheers.
594
00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:06,970
Helen, I want to apologize.
595
00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,410
For everything.
596
00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:09,890
I've been
a terrible husband...
597
00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:12,280
No. No, Harry, you haven't
been a terrible husband.
598
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,890
I-I, you know,
599
00:24:15,090 --> 00:24:17,070
I just miss how...
600
00:24:17,270 --> 00:24:18,370
we used to be.
601
00:24:18,570 --> 00:24:21,200
You remember when
we first met?
602
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,770
Of course, every minute.
603
00:24:22,970 --> 00:24:25,290
Well, you remember how
we stayed up all night
604
00:24:25,490 --> 00:24:27,030
at that bar
near Puerta del Sol?
605
00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:29,560
Puerta del Sol.[laughs]
606
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,690
Talking about
607
00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:33,480
dreams and adventures.
608
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,170
It's just...
609
00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:37,000
where did that Harry Tasker go?
610
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,180
He's still here, I'm still
the same Harry Tasker.
611
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:42,010
I love Madrid,
612
00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:43,530
but I wanted to do
something more stable
613
00:24:43,730 --> 00:24:44,660
for you and the kids.
614
00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,360
And you
have to admit,
615
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,230
Telonyx has been
amazing to us.
616
00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:50,410
The 401[k],
the medical flex account...
617
00:24:50,610 --> 00:24:52,710
I married you, Harry,
I didn't marry
618
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:56,850
America's number three
supplier of computer systems
619
00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:58,240
to the insurance
industry.
620
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,760
Well, number two.[laughs]
621
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,070
The number two. I'm just saying,
622
00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,640
maybe...
623
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,990
there's more to
life than just,
624
00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:10,860
[fading]:
you know, car payments
625
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:12,380
and getting the kids
to school on time
626
00:25:12,580 --> 00:25:14,430
and re-seeding
our lawn, you know?
627
00:25:14,630 --> 00:25:16,560
Don't you ever
628
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,170
want passion?
629
00:25:19,370 --> 00:25:22,130
Or just...
630
00:25:22,330 --> 00:25:23,730
adventure?
631
00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:26,310
Harry?
632
00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:27,620
Am I boring you?
633
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:28,920
Helen, we need
to get out of here now.
634
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,490
Unbelievable.
635
00:25:30,690 --> 00:25:32,010
The second I talk about
something a little more serious
636
00:25:32,210 --> 00:25:33,710
than an electric bill,
you completely check out.
637
00:25:33,910 --> 00:25:35,150
Helen.What?
638
00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:36,410
There are men here.
They're coming for us.
639
00:25:36,610 --> 00:25:38,500
Oh, okay. Are they single?
640
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,240
Can they talk about
their emotions?
641
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,280
Is this a joke?
642
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,500
Honey, if that's a joke,
643
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:44,540
it doesn't work.
I have a lot of...
644
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,800
[crowd exclaims]
645
00:25:58,770 --> 00:26:00,550
Harry, what's going on?
646
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,620
[gunshots]
647
00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,020
HELEN:
Oh, Harry, no, no, no, no!
648
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:20,700
[people shouting]
649
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,680
Harry, what is going on?[gunshots]
650
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,590
Where did you learn
to fight like that?
651
00:26:30,790 --> 00:26:32,940
Remember the tae kwon do
class I took with Dana?
652
00:26:33,140 --> 00:26:34,340
You learned all that
653
00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:35,550
from getting a yellow
belt at a strip mall?
654
00:26:35,750 --> 00:26:37,470
How do you know
how to shoot guns?
655
00:26:37,670 --> 00:26:38,950
I don't know, I just
pull the trigger thing.
656
00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:40,560
What about you, when did
you learn to fight like that?
657
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,520
I learned everything
from an exercise video.
658
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,780
Why are you punching
in an exercise video?
659
00:26:43,980 --> 00:26:45,770
It relieves stress.[gun clicks]
660
00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:49,170
[man speaks French]
Don't move.
661
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:51,270
What do we do now?
662
00:26:51,470 --> 00:26:52,960
[speaks French]
663
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,040
We move slowly.
664
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,580
♪
665
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,500
The distress signal from
Harry's watch is still live.
666
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:13,510
I've pulled together
the van, the driver,
667
00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:14,850
but trying to get
a fix on his position is...
668
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:15,860
LUTHER:
Gib, what happened?
669
00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,070
You remember Harry's
670
00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:18,290
little errand
to get flowers?
671
00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:20,640
Mm-hmm.Well, he got followed.
672
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,430
Guy snuck into the hotel,
673
00:27:22,630 --> 00:27:24,340
disguised himself
as a concierge,
674
00:27:24,540 --> 00:27:26,210
got Harry's plans,
got a whole team in place.
675
00:27:26,410 --> 00:27:27,650
MARIA:
Well, they captured them both,
676
00:27:27,850 --> 00:27:28,960
so they wanted them alive.
677
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,730
Well, that's worse.
678
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,440
I just-I just mean that
if they want Harry to talk,
679
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,310
now they've got his wife,
and that's leverage.
680
00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:37,400
GIB:
Can you guys please focus?
681
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,660
We've got to save
Harry and Helen.
682
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:40,400
[machinery whirring outside]
683
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,350
JAKE:
Bunch of street workers out back.
684
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:45,970
It's kind of weird.
685
00:27:46,170 --> 00:27:47,890
They just fixed that street.
686
00:27:48,090 --> 00:27:50,100
[phone dings]
687
00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:52,890
All right, listen.
688
00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:54,890
I have to go meet up
with Riley in an hour.
689
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,240
My boyfriend's
going to come over
690
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:57,240
to help out
with the beer, and then...
691
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,680
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
692
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,640
I didn't know
you had a boyfriend. And beer?
693
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,770
Where do you
have beer?
694
00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:02,990
Behind my snow globes.
695
00:28:03,190 --> 00:28:04,560
All right? At least
the stupid things
696
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,720
are good for something.[knock on door]
697
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:11,870
Hey, Mrs. Myers.
698
00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:14,260
Hi. I'm just checking in,
699
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,870
thought I'd fix
you two some dinner.
700
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:17,440
No, we...
701
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,660
We were gonna order pizza,
so we're-we're good.
702
00:28:19,860 --> 00:28:21,180
Don't be silly.
703
00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:23,010
Your father wanted you
to have a home-cooked meal.
704
00:28:23,210 --> 00:28:24,400
I brought lasagna.
705
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,660
[laughs]
706
00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:30,670
HARRY:
Helen, please, don't say anything.
707
00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:32,150
HELEN:Harry, I know that
you're scared,
708
00:28:32,350 --> 00:28:33,850
but I've read
about this, okay?
709
00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:35,200
We have to
engage with them.
710
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,370
We have to
humanize ourselves...
711
00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:37,680
What?
...so I'll give a name,
712
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,160
find a common interest.
It's very...
713
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,770
Excuse me, sir.
714
00:28:40,970 --> 00:28:42,380
There's been a mistake.
715
00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:45,380
My husband Harry
is a computer salesman,
716
00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,900
and my name
is Helen,
717
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,080
and I teach at
a junior college.
718
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,650
What are you doing?A funny thing
about me, I love...
719
00:28:50,850 --> 00:28:51,820
Honey, let me
handle it.
720
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:53,430
Harry, you're very
good with computers,
721
00:28:53,630 --> 00:28:55,300
and, apparently,
tae kwon do...
722
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,390
Helen. Helen, I'm in sales.
723
00:28:57,590 --> 00:28:59,130
Negotiating is what I do.
724
00:28:59,330 --> 00:29:00,830
Honey, okay, but...[door closes]
725
00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,700
Monsieur Tasker.
726
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:04,260
You know him?
727
00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:08,190
Yeah, he's
the hotel concierge.
728
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,970
Too bad you won't
make the opera.
729
00:29:10,170 --> 00:29:11,140
They were excellent seats.
730
00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:12,360
What do you want?
731
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,930
You know exactly
what I want.
732
00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:15,980
And your friends
at Omega Sector
733
00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,240
are going to
give it to me.
734
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:18,760
What are you talking about?
735
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,240
HELEN:
No!
736
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,620
Harry...[Harry moans]
737
00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:24,630
[grunts]
738
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:26,940
Where's the weapon?
739
00:29:27,140 --> 00:29:28,550
HARRY:
What weapon? This is crazy.
740
00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:29,900
I don't know who
you think we are,
741
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:31,690
but I've never heard
of Omega Sector.
742
00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:33,860
Harry sells computers.
743
00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:35,210
He's not even
a manager.
744
00:29:35,410 --> 00:29:38,000
He makes
$63,000 a year,
745
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,430
he drives
a 2004 Subaru
746
00:29:40,630 --> 00:29:42,000
when we're not
switching out the vans.
747
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,220
He is the
fourth best player
748
00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,610
in his
bowling league.
749
00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:47,090
Shut up.
750
00:29:47,290 --> 00:29:48,490
Kill the woman.
She's useless to me.
751
00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:50,400
[guns cock]HARRY:
Wait, wait, wait.
752
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,920
Yes, you're right,
you're right.
753
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,670
I'm an operative
for Omega Sector,
754
00:29:53,870 --> 00:29:55,310
and she's my supervisor.
755
00:29:56,350 --> 00:29:57,620
TERRORIST:
You're saying...
756
00:29:58,660 --> 00:29:59,930
...she is a spy?
757
00:30:00,130 --> 00:30:01,930
Oh, of course she is.
758
00:30:02,130 --> 00:30:03,630
What idiot brings a useless
759
00:30:03,830 --> 00:30:06,330
junior college teacher
on a mission?
760
00:30:06,530 --> 00:30:08,680
[laughs]
761
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:09,860
[men laughing]
762
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:11,810
Right? I mean, come on.
763
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:12,860
I think...
764
00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:15,120
I think you're lying to me,
765
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,860
and maybe
766
00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:18,650
you'll change your story
767
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,650
if-if I take an eye,
768
00:30:20,850 --> 00:30:22,640
if I cut it out.
769
00:30:23,470 --> 00:30:26,440
I want the truth. Now.
770
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,790
Uh, it's true,
what he's saying.
771
00:30:29,990 --> 00:30:31,880
I am...
772
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,450
an Omega supervisor.
773
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,580
And if you cut out
my employee's eye,
774
00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,280
there's gonna be
hell to pay, buddy.
775
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,280
You, a supervisor?
776
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,540
I'm sorry that
I'm a woman
777
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:42,890
and that
surprises you.
778
00:30:43,090 --> 00:30:44,240
What year is it?
779
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,280
HARRY:How do you think
she helped me
780
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,590
fight off
your team
781
00:30:46,790 --> 00:30:48,330
in the bistro?Uh-huh.
782
00:30:48,530 --> 00:30:50,640
Yeah. Mm-hmm.She's trained.
783
00:30:50,830 --> 00:30:53,290
And currently,
I supervise...
784
00:30:53,490 --> 00:30:55,370
all the others.
785
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,290
[groans]
786
00:30:57,490 --> 00:30:59,170
We've got to move.
Take them both.
787
00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:00,820
We'll sort this out at the base.
788
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:02,780
Get the helicopter ready.
789
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:06,300
[door opens, closes]
790
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:07,570
Harry, I think
it's time you tell
791
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:09,000
this useless
junior college teacher
792
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,180
what the hell is going on.
793
00:31:10,380 --> 00:31:11,700
These people
obviously have us
794
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,050
mixed up with
someone else,
795
00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:14,560
and you're playing
along with them?
796
00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:17,570
Are you trying
to get us killed?
797
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,530
Please don't be mad.
798
00:31:19,730 --> 00:31:21,010
Well, it's too
late, Harry.
799
00:31:21,210 --> 00:31:22,010
I'm mad.
800
00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:23,360
I'm a spy.
801
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,580
I work for an organization
called Omega Sector.
802
00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:27,060
That is insane.
You were just
803
00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,370
in a sales conference
in Cleveland.
804
00:31:28,570 --> 00:31:29,590
Helen, I was in the Caribbean,
805
00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:31,200
capturing a black market
arms dealer.
806
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,760
We intercepted a weapon
earlier today.
807
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,680
Toda... You... When you were
getting opera tickets?
808
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:36,720
Eh...
809
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,720
So...
810
00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:41,120
You don't...
811
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,860
you don't sell computers?
812
00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,080
No, I do. That's true.
I do sell computers.
813
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,250
But, uh, Telonyx is a front
for a spy organization.
814
00:31:51,470 --> 00:31:53,430
For how long is...
815
00:31:54,950 --> 00:31:56,010
I got recruited in '98.
816
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,480
In 1998?
817
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,970
Harry, you looked
me in the eye.
818
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:01,450
You told me you weren't lying.
819
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,060
I wasn't lying.Yes, you were.
820
00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:05,100
No, I wasn't.
I did not have an affair.
821
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,150
I didn't have an affair.
822
00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:07,670
But you've just been lying about
823
00:32:07,870 --> 00:32:09,110
everything since we met.
824
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:11,670
Harry, you put the
children in danger.
825
00:32:11,870 --> 00:32:12,670
No, the kids are fine.
826
00:32:12,870 --> 00:32:14,200
Omega Sector
kept them safe.
827
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,500
Mrs. Myers,
from next door,
828
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:17,550
she's a trained
countersurveillance officer.
829
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,990
The cat lady from next door?
830
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,150
She's a trained assassin.
831
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,910
Mm.
832
00:32:30,110 --> 00:32:31,860
This is Socks Two.
833
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:35,910
His mommy was Socks One.
834
00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:38,090
I'm not sure who his daddy was.
835
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,270
It's complicated.Mm.
836
00:32:40,470 --> 00:32:44,310
[gasps] This, this is Domino.
837
00:32:44,510 --> 00:32:47,490
Because her spots
look like dominos.
838
00:32:47,690 --> 00:32:49,620
Well, as much as I would
love to see more,
839
00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:51,100
I have homework
that I have to do.
840
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,110
But I bet that Jake
would love to see
841
00:32:53,310 --> 00:32:54,280
more pics of
the cats in sweaters.
842
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:56,020
Actually,
I should, um,
843
00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:57,500
probably hit
the books, too.
844
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,680
So, um, maybe
a little later?
845
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,770
Any time, dear.
846
00:33:01,970 --> 00:33:02,940
DANA:
Thanks for dinner.
847
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:04,720
Enjoy your studying.
848
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:07,280
All right.
849
00:33:16,770 --> 00:33:19,220
Security team,
this is team leader.
850
00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:22,000
MEYERS:
Fox cub one, fox cub two secure.
851
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:23,820
Copy, team leader.
852
00:33:28,610 --> 00:33:30,230
[helicopter blades whirring]
853
00:33:30,430 --> 00:33:32,790
Looks like they're in there.
854
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,330
What do we got?
855
00:33:39,530 --> 00:33:40,720
Two guards posted outside.
856
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,200
Sounds like there's
a chopper out back.
857
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,940
Probably preparing
to move them.
858
00:33:44,140 --> 00:33:45,380
This is for you.
Hey.
859
00:33:45,570 --> 00:33:47,120
Oh, I'll be
in the van.
860
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,120
LUTHER:
Gib,
861
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:49,120
Harry's in trouble.
862
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,330
Let's go.
863
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:55,990
Harry, if we live
through this,
864
00:33:56,190 --> 00:33:57,470
you're sleeping
on the couch.
865
00:33:57,670 --> 00:33:59,250
Yeah, yeah, I figured.
866
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:03,480
The guy on the left,
867
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:04,220
there's something
wrong with his knee.
868
00:34:04,420 --> 00:34:05,480
How do you know?
869
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,790
Because they're from
northern Spain,
870
00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:10,260
and your useless wife
speaks Basque.
871
00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:27,200
[man groans]
872
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,550
Nice job.
873
00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:30,160
Is that from
your exercise video?
874
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,850
That's from yoga class.
What's next?
875
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:34,900
Come here.
876
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,250
Okay.
877
00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:38,250
Our best bet is to
steal that helicopter.
878
00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:40,390
You can fly a helicopter?
879
00:34:40,590 --> 00:34:42,690
Harry, what about that
time when we were in Maui,
880
00:34:42,890 --> 00:34:44,170
and I wanted to go
on the volcano tour,
881
00:34:44,370 --> 00:34:45,780
and you said it
made you airsick?
882
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,920
Uh, honey, please,
can this wait?
883
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,300
Fine, but this can't.
884
00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:54,140
[sighs]
885
00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:55,660
Okay.
886
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,260
Okay.
887
00:35:03,570 --> 00:35:05,110
Ah, so I get to ruin
my favorite dress
888
00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:07,020
to tie up a terrorist.
889
00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:08,410
HARRY:
I'll have Omega get you a new one, all right?
890
00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:10,230
Just make sure he's secure.
891
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,720
All right, take this.
We got to shoot our way
892
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,070
to the helicopter.What? No.
893
00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:16,510
It'll be fine.
I'll talk you through it.
894
00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:18,080
Harry, that's
the worst idea ever.
895
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,340
There's like eight
guys out there.
896
00:35:19,540 --> 00:35:20,380
Helen, we have one chance.
897
00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,690
I'm trying to save our lives.
898
00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:24,380
You're not doing
a very good job, Harry.
899
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:27,130
Just take the guard's uniform
900
00:35:27,330 --> 00:35:28,700
and walk me outside.
901
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:29,960
They're expecting two prisoners.
902
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,220
So get on the radio
and tell them
903
00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,310
that you're
bringing me out first.
904
00:35:32,510 --> 00:35:33,660
I don't know how
to speak Basque.
905
00:35:33,860 --> 00:35:36,650
It'll be fine.
I'll talk you through it.
906
00:35:51,670 --> 00:35:54,030
HELEN:
So explain to me where you were when you were
907
00:35:54,230 --> 00:35:55,710
fly fishing last month?Helen, please.
908
00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:02,250
Can we do this later?
909
00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:03,640
I just wanted to know
910
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,210
where you were when you
missed our anniversary.
911
00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:06,820
I was in Argentina,
saving the president.
912
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:08,200
Hmm, of course you were.
913
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,510
HARRY:
Now.
914
00:36:18,780 --> 00:36:20,480
[men shouting]
915
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,180
Hey!
916
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,180
We have to take off. Hold on.
917
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,280
Ah!
918
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,540
HARRY:
Helen!
919
00:36:43,850 --> 00:36:45,550
HELEN:
Harry!
920
00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:50,130
Helen, I can't control it.
You got to get him off.
921
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,730
I'm trying!
922
00:36:56,730 --> 00:36:58,120
[shouts]
923
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,310
[shouts]
924
00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:02,570
Helen!Harry, get us down!
925
00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:04,660
[gunshots]HARRY:
I can't land.
926
00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:06,400
There's too much gunfire.
927
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,530
Harry!
928
00:37:07,730 --> 00:37:09,270
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Autopilot engaged.
929
00:37:11,350 --> 00:37:12,840
HARRY:
Give me your hand!
930
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,670
[gunshots]
931
00:37:15,870 --> 00:37:18,410
Come on, baby.
Give me your hand.
932
00:37:24,060 --> 00:37:25,500
[panting]
933
00:37:36,730 --> 00:37:38,340
You okay?
934
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,780
That's one way to see Paris.
935
00:37:46,740 --> 00:37:48,300
[Helen chuckles]
936
00:37:54,830 --> 00:37:56,150
How was the sales trip?
937
00:37:56,350 --> 00:37:57,450
Oh, you know me.
Killed it.
938
00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,750
Helen's helping me
hang up my sales award.
939
00:38:00,530 --> 00:38:01,590
Harry, I don't
understand
940
00:38:01,790 --> 00:38:03,200
why we can't just
go home already.
941
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,800
I know it's a pain, but
we have to get debriefed.
942
00:38:05,970 --> 00:38:06,850
Debriefed, yes.
943
00:38:07,050 --> 00:38:08,680
Oh, yes.
Of course.
944
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,150
Good morning.
945
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,600
All of the people
who work here
946
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,910
are part of this...
947
00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,390
No, no. Some...
Most sell computers.
948
00:38:17,590 --> 00:38:20,290
Just... some of us
have a side job.
949
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,180
Helen, I know
this is a lot to absorb,
950
00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:25,870
but I just want to tell you,
951
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:28,180
you were amazing in Paris.
952
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:30,360
You saved our lives.HELEN: Oh.
953
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,100
And with this
coming out, finally,
954
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:34,100
this could be
really good for us.
955
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:35,580
I've wanted to be
honest with you
956
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,320
for so many years.
957
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,060
Yes, but you
weren't, Harry.
958
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:41,800
Uh, get-get right in the middle.
959
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,760
What?
960
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:45,330
I've been married to
somebody that I don't know.
961
00:38:45,530 --> 00:38:47,150
I spent 17 years of my life
962
00:38:47,350 --> 00:38:49,290
married to someone who said
that skiing was too dangerous,
963
00:38:49,490 --> 00:38:52,200
and that foreign foods
gave him an upset stomach.
964
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,990
Well, technically,
some foreign foods do
965
00:38:54,190 --> 00:38:56,500
upset my stomach.
966
00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:02,170
Well...
967
00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:03,780
this was a disaster.
968
00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:06,170
HARRY:Yeah, yeah,
it wasn't ideal.
969
00:39:06,370 --> 00:39:09,310
But the mission was
technically a success.
970
00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:11,350
We'll discuss
the mission later.
971
00:39:11,550 --> 00:39:13,360
Right now, we have a lot to do.
972
00:39:13,550 --> 00:39:15,880
Why did she say "we,"
973
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,180
and then look at me?
974
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:19,270
I don't think there's a "we,"
975
00:39:19,470 --> 00:39:20,750
'cause I'm not part of this.
976
00:39:20,950 --> 00:39:22,320
That's not how it works.
977
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:23,710
Once you know about Omega,
978
00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:25,980
once you've been a part
of an operation like this,
979
00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:27,930
you're a target.
980
00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:30,420
And you're part of it, whether
any of us like it or not,
981
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:33,330
for your safety
and ours.
982
00:39:33,530 --> 00:39:35,680
Yes, uh, but I'm a teacher.
983
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,420
I'm not a spy.
984
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:39,250
You'll still
be a teacher.
985
00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:42,850
We got you a tenured
position at Shoreton.
986
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,650
That is quite interesting.
Tenure?
987
00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:52,520
At Shoreton? Is she serious?
Are you serious?
988
00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,090
Yes.
989
00:39:54,290 --> 00:39:56,700
You'll need something
with a more flexible
990
00:39:56,900 --> 00:39:58,830
teaching schedule
during your training.
991
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,840
HARRY:
It's exciting, right?
992
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,410
Going back to
a university.Hang on a sec, Harry.
993
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,580
My training? What's my training?
994
00:40:05,780 --> 00:40:07,230
The basics.
995
00:40:07,430 --> 00:40:09,630
Countersurveillance,weapons,
996
00:40:09,830 --> 00:40:11,590
self-defense,
evasive driving,
997
00:40:11,790 --> 00:40:14,540
threat detection,
data security.
998
00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:18,760
Harry, did you know this
was going to happen?
999
00:40:19,850 --> 00:40:21,070
I guess that's
a "yes," then.
1000
00:40:21,270 --> 00:40:22,380
Honey,
1001
00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:25,370
it's for your protection,
and our family's.
1002
00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:29,200
Looks like the two of you
have plenty to talk about.
1003
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:31,950
Welcome aboard, Helen.
1004
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,520
[doors whoosh open]
1005
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:47,750
Okay.
1006
00:40:47,950 --> 00:40:49,800
Here we are.
1007
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,570
Home sweet home.
1008
00:40:52,790 --> 00:40:53,980
Uh, guys,
1009
00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:56,020
I don't want
to overstep,
1010
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:58,200
but I'm picking up some tension.
1011
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,200
So, security-wise,
it may be best
1012
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,290
if you guys
acted normal.
1013
00:41:02,490 --> 00:41:04,630
All right? All right.
1014
00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:11,560
DANA:
Jake, doesn't this seem a little weird?
1015
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,000
JAKE:What's so weird?
They're home.
1016
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,090
Okay, tell me this:
1017
00:41:16,290 --> 00:41:18,780
Do they look like they just
got back from vacation?
1018
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:21,090
No, not really.
1019
00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:23,440
I wonder
what's going on.
1020
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,440
And how, exactly, are we
supposed to act normal?
1021
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,230
After we were
kidnapped,
1022
00:41:28,430 --> 00:41:29,970
almost died in
a helicopter crash,
1023
00:41:30,170 --> 00:41:32,800
and your spy plane lost
the rest of my luggage.
1024
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,150
Look, I know it's a lot,
1025
00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:36,110
but please,
just do it for the kids.
1026
00:41:36,310 --> 00:41:37,490
They need you.
1027
00:41:38,270 --> 00:41:39,840
I need you.
1028
00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:43,840
We're a team, right?
1029
00:41:50,810 --> 00:41:52,040
Hey!
1030
00:41:52,230 --> 00:41:53,080
Hey, we're home!Hey!
1031
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,910
[overlapping greetings]
1032
00:41:56,110 --> 00:41:57,480
We did.
1033
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,220
Yes, you wouldn't believe it.Oh, come here.
1034
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:02,340
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1035
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,240
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