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Marge is making chili?
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Con carne?
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Dinner for breakfast.
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She finally looked at
the suggestion box!
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Aw. Aw. Aw!
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Marge, where's the smells I smelled?
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This chili was for poor Ned,
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after he broke his arm
falling off our roof
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when he went up there
to get your baseball hat.
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Do you know how much
I paid for that hat?
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_
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Ned can't cook for a few weeks,
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so I've started a meal train for him.
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"Meal train"?
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Homer! A meal train
is when family and friends
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set up a schedule to
bring homemade dishes
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to people in need.
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Hmm. Coming up with a fake injury
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to get obscene amounts
of free food, you say?
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No, I don't say!
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- Hmm. Hmm.
- And stop stroking your chin like that.
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Poor Barney, so sorry to hear
about your treadmill injury.
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Yeah, it's my fault for
being so addicted to cardio.
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Well, my chicken enchiladas,
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which aren't from the freezer aisle,
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should ease your suffering
as only homemade can.
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Bless you, ladies.
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Let the healing begin.
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Remember, Moe, tomorrow you've got
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"foot shredded in garbage disposal."
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Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be
swimming in sympathy meatballs.
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This scam is genius.
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Yeah, people like doing charity,
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but they love posting about it.
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We are wretched.
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Uh, guys, this has been fun,
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but, uh,
bowling season starts in a week.
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I didn't think this was
physically possible,
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but we're not even in bowling shape.
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I'm jumping off this meal train.
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You will be missed.
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- _
- Mm-hmm.
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Haven't needed a belt in a while.
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Well, big old mystery buckle,
it's been a long time.
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Yeah!
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Ah...
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Look, I'm just here
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for my friend's kid's
birthday party, okay?
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And you're telling me
that I have to put on
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other people's funky shoes?
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Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
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That spray he uses... super toxic.
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Some might say in-toxic-ating.
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So, Carl, you're good with
wearing pre-stank rental shoes?
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Oh, no, I own these babies.
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Also, my work shoes,
my Crocs, orthotic inserts,
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pretty much all my footwear,
own 'em all, free and clear.
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Ooh, fancy.
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You know, you're kind of sweet,
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in a super chatty,
shoe-splainy kind of way.
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I'm Naima.
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Whoa, now,
that is some serious belly bling.
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Oh, this? I needed something
to hold up my pants,
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so I immediately thought: belt.
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Thank you for walking me through that.
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So, Carl, maybe I'll see you around.
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W-Wait!
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Give me a chance to show you
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why bowling is America's
slowest-dying indoor sport.
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I'll even get Franco here to
unbox a new pair of Lane Janes.
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Well, it's a good thing you
are cuter than these shoes.
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Come on, let me show you my world.
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? I, I, I... ?
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? I'm scared to death
that she might be it ?
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? That the love is real,
that the shoe might fit ?
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? She might just be my everything ?
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? And beyond ?
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? Beyond ?
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? Space and time in the afterlife ?
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? Will she have my kids,
will she be my wife? ?
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? She might just be my everything ?
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? And beyond. ?
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Oh.
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Could I see you again?
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Um, how about Friday?
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Ooh, we could have dinner
at this place I know,
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'cause I own it...
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The SoulHouse.
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My nephew just made this commercial.
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? Soul House ?
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? Our grits are cheesy ?
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? And our gumbo's got okra ?
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? You'll get towed if you
park at Springfield Yoga. ?
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There's a 14-minute
version on his Soundcloud.
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It's really explicit.
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Then I'll meet you at SoulHouse.
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- Where's it at?
- It's on our side of town.
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Between the Jazz Hole and the
First Springfield AME Church.
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Yeah, of course.
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Our side.
I mean, where else would it be?
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Uh, guys, I just met the one.
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The one person here willing
to go out on a date with me.
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Wow, way to go.
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Someone's not gonna die alone.
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So that's why you abandoned us
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and made us lose to the
worst team in the league.
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Good game.
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Bitches.
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? SoulHouse. ?
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Wow, that is
the most sexually graphic song
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about collard greens I've ever heard.
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Yeah, Naima's really something.
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Business degree from Howard University,
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sings in a gospel choir,
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and she's in a Salt-N-Pepa cover band
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called "Pepa-N-Pepa." Oh, man.
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What if she doesn't think I'm,
you know, "Pepa" enough?
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Oh, I get it, like Peppa Pig.
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Never mind.
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How about a haircut to
boost your confidence?
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I got the clippers set to "Carl."
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Nope. I think this time
I'm gonna switch it up a bit.
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If I'm going to make
the right impression,
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I need to go somewhere
I've never gone before:
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our side of town.
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So, which one of these is you?
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I have no idea.
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Got it.
"The Identity Crisis," number seven.
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Thank you, sir. High-top fade.
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Tight on the sides. Line it up.
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Bartholomew, my man.
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You are a regular here?
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No one gets it right like Clarence.
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Wow, look at all these
great bald guy options.
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I think my head could rock
the Michael Jordan on the top,
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but around the sides...
got to be the Ving Rhames.
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I can't decide.
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Which haircut would this
beautiful woman want to kiss?
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You think I can pull off "The Denzel?"
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What you need to pull off is
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that country junkyard hubcap
holding up your Dockers.
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Yeah, why don't you put that buckle
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back on that manhole you stole it from?
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Who knew there was so much
ribbing at a Black barbershop?
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_
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- _
- Hmm?
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Hmm...
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What about this old-school Kangol?
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Dare I Samuel Jackson my new Denzel?
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What's my look?
I don't know. I don't know!
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Carl, look, you can tell me.
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Is there something going on
that you need to talk about?
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No.
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Oh, thank God!
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But if I was going through
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a deep questioning of my inner self,
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do you think I could fix
it with different clothes?
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Oh, for sure.
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I mean, I was a lost soul
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before I found this white
shirt and blue pants.
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Let's find the outfit
that'll make Naima look at me
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the way that Marge looks at you.
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- Worried?
- Blindly in love.
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? You're so chic ?
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? Oh, I love the way you do it ?
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? You're flossy ?
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? Like the way you move ?
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? You're so chic ?
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? Just take half a look at you... ?
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Who said you could do
a dressing room montage in my store?
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If you're not gonna buy anything,
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then get your
yacht-rock-listening corny asses
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back to Starbucks.
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Oh, come on, you got to help my friend.
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He needs a new look by tonight.
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Huh. What's a square like you
doing with an oval like that?
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I get it, the buckle's not cool.
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Every time I wear it I get razzed.
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Savagely razzed.
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Tell you what, you trade me that buckle,
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I'll take all this
wrong and make it right.
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Naima's worth it.
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Now, can you make me look real?
You know, authentic.
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Yeah, I got the perfect outfit.
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? She shines me up
like gold on my arm ?
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? I want to take it slow ?
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? But it's so hard ?
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? I love to see her face ?
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? In daylight ?
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? It's more than just
our bodies at night... ?
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Naima, this place is amazing!
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- When did you open?
- Um, 75 years ago.
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My great-grandparents started
out selling gumbo off of a cart.
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They gave free samples out to the kids,
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you know, just poured it
right into their cupped hands.
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That cart, it became
my favorite table in the house.
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Wow, that's a lot of history,
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and, uh, ancestors, and, uh...
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flavor.
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So, tell me about you.
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You know, like,
what are you into besides bowling?
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Don't talk about Moe's.
Don't talk about Moe's.
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- Lenny!
- Who's Lenny?
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- Ah, just my friend from Moe's.
- Oh, that's cool.
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I see you're into the Black Panthers.
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Oh, yeah. Totally. Wakanda Forever.
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No, Huey P. Newton,
the guy that's on your shirt.
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Oh, right. Him.
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My man, Old Huey P.
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1942 to 1989.
Early life and education...
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Are you googling him under the table?
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No, I was, uh,
just looking at this dope kale.
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Those are collard greens.
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Right. I love all the urban veggies.
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Urban veggies?
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Okay.
You embarrassing yourself right now.
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Look, I'm sorry. I'm new to all this.
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New to being Black?
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Yes! I mean, no.
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I mean, I'm just trying to
be more convincing at it.
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I got the Denzel, I'm wearing
second-hand leather underwear,
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and I'm doused in Michael Jordan cologne
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and Michael B. Jordan aftershave.
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Ooh, wow.
Okay, there's a lot to unpack there.
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Look, I liked the guy that
I met at the bowling alley,
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and I wanted to get to know him better,
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but I don't see how that's gonna happen
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'cause you don't know you.
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So take my advice...
it's time to figure that out.
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I'll have them wrap up
your oxtails to go.
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I was eating what?
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Back early, eh? You know what they say,
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"The shorter the date,
the more it went great."
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No! It was terrible.
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All she wanted to know
about was the real me.
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You mean self-reflection? Who does that?
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Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, trust the sign.
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- _
- Mm-hmm.
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I think I know what she was
getting at, but...
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See, it's got to do with...
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Nah, never mind.
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You guys wouldn't understand.
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Sure we would. We're your best friends.
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We pee in the same trough together.
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We've melted so much ice.
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Just say what you need to say, eh?
We got this.
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I'm confused about my racial identity!
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Hey, I know avoidance slurps
when I hear 'em.
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No, we're perfectly
comfortable talking about...
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Race.
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I mean, I can talk about
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race... all day.
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Oh, me, personally,
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00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:24,850
I don't even see... color.
255
00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:28,295
Look, being adopted and raised
by white folks from Iceland,
256
00:12:28,297 --> 00:12:30,205
I've always felt like an outsider...
257
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,506
not Icelandic enough, not Black enough.
258
00:12:32,541 --> 00:12:34,876
I mean, hey, sure, I'm barfly enough,
259
00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:36,378
but that's not enough.
260
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:40,048
Hey, barflies have a rich and storied...
261
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,517
I don't know anything about my roots!
262
00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:45,479
That stupid old rodeo belt
buckle was the only thing
263
00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:47,797
I ever got from my birth parents.
264
00:12:48,338 --> 00:12:49,708
The buckle?
265
00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,301
But you gave that away.
266
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,378
I know! It-it was a panic swap!
267
00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:56,806
I thought I could get rid of
this sucky feeling of emptiness,
268
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,808
but now it's worse than ever.
269
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:01,236
If I'm ever going to be with
someone as great as Naima,
270
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,330
then I need to find out who I am.
271
00:13:03,332 --> 00:13:07,543
And for the first time in my life,
the answer isn't in this bar.
272
00:13:21,075 --> 00:13:23,408
Carl's never been away
from Moe's this long.
273
00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:25,371
He missed Public Domain Karaoke Night.
274
00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:27,855
How could I sing "Toot,
Toot, Tootsie, Goodbye!"
275
00:13:27,857 --> 00:13:29,189
without my duet partner?
276
00:13:29,191 --> 00:13:33,527
Well, Carl did open up to
you about some big issues.
277
00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:34,844
Just his identity.
278
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:37,105
My book club book says
it's important to look at
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the discomfort you
felt as an opportunity
280
00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:43,445
to "explore
your unacknowledged privilege."
281
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,083
Oh, buzz words.
282
00:13:45,118 --> 00:13:46,781
Have you even called him?
283
00:13:46,783 --> 00:13:48,208
What am I supposed to say?
284
00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:51,103
Let's start with what
you're not supposed to say.
285
00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:53,105
- "My feelings matter, too."
- Said that.
286
00:13:53,107 --> 00:13:54,372
- "Slavery was a long time ago."
- Thought that.
287
00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:57,292
- "But I love Eddie Murphy."
- Lenny tweeted that.
288
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,202
I just want things to be normal again.
289
00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:01,446
Oh, that's on the list.
290
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:03,206
Doesn't the book have any suggestions
291
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,633
for what I should do?
292
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,785
Hmm. Not to gesture, not to quote,
293
00:14:06,787 --> 00:14:10,213
not to laugh too hard at,
not to think, not to wear,
294
00:14:10,215 --> 00:14:13,680
not to wear on Halloween,
not to sing along to in the car.
295
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:17,479
Look, Homer. I know you.
296
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,406
You're never going
to say the right thing,
297
00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:22,409
but that doesn't mean
you should stop trying.
298
00:14:27,183 --> 00:14:28,190
_
299
00:14:29,248 --> 00:14:30,484
_
300
00:14:31,133 --> 00:14:32,216
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301
00:14:32,351 --> 00:14:34,312
Lenny, are you sure you're okay
302
00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:35,981
with selling your vintage suspenders
303
00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:37,740
to buy back Carl's buckle?
304
00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:39,569
Well, the doctor says
I should take a break
305
00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:42,078
because of the shoulder
grooves and nipple abrasions.
306
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,414
You guys had the same idea as me.
307
00:14:44,416 --> 00:14:47,768
You're the best friends a guy
with no sense of self can have!
308
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:50,011
We're gonna get that buckle back.
309
00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:51,254
I already sold that buckle.
310
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,664
Aw. Who bought it?
311
00:14:52,666 --> 00:14:55,167
I don't know.
Some white guy who talks funny.
312
00:14:55,169 --> 00:14:57,837
Oh, that could be any of
the weirdos in this town.
313
00:14:57,877 --> 00:15:00,113
- Crinkle me kilt!
- Avast!
314
00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:02,340
Zounds, Horatio.
315
00:15:02,342 --> 00:15:05,010
Damn, this place gentrified fast.
316
00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:06,453
Look, I don't know
who bought your buckle.
317
00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:08,689
All I know is I call him the Rich Texan
318
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:10,849
on account of him being a rich Texan.
319
00:15:10,851 --> 00:15:13,910
I love buckles. Yeehaw!
320
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:20,208
While that's doing its thing,
let's talk.
321
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,711
My buckle shows a
cowboy wrestling a bull
322
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,805
and kind of... kissing it?
323
00:15:24,807 --> 00:15:27,290
Oh, that one? Ain't no smooch.
324
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,792
He's biting its lip. Bulldogging.
325
00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:31,294
I already flipped it.
326
00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:33,393
Aw! You sold it?
327
00:15:33,428 --> 00:15:36,799
To a pal of mine who's
a real buckle-head.
328
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,727
He said it had a heapin' helpin'
329
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,654
of historical heritage.
330
00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:43,381
Do you think the guy who bought
it could help me find my roots?
331
00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:46,243
Hmm. Well, it's a long shot.
332
00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:51,164
Fellas, meet the host
of Finding Your Roots,
333
00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:53,725
Dr. Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
334
00:15:53,727 --> 00:15:56,503
Dr. Gates, you're a national treasure.
335
00:15:56,505 --> 00:15:59,155
Please, at best I'm a regional treasure.
336
00:15:59,157 --> 00:16:02,158
That buckle is a stunning
piece of American history.
337
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,811
What's your connection to it?
338
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:06,087
Well, all I know is
that after my parents died,
339
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:08,256
it was in my bassinet
when I was dropped off
340
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,332
at the orphanage.
341
00:16:09,518 --> 00:16:12,502
Other than that,
my heritage is a blank slate.
342
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:15,247
Solving this kind of life-defining,
soul-affirming
343
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:18,007
historical riddle is the
reason I created this show.
344
00:16:18,009 --> 00:16:20,418
Tell my next guest he's bumped.
345
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,605
Ah, it's probably for the best.
346
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,106
Finding Your Roots.
347
00:16:25,108 --> 00:16:26,925
With Dr. Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
348
00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:30,037
Carl, when you look at this buckle,
what do you feel?
349
00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:32,706
I just want to know... what gives?
350
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:34,949
Today,
you'll hear the story that answers
351
00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:38,211
that very question: "what gives?"
352
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,789
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353
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,883
What got you started on
this journey of discovery?
354
00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:45,201
An amazing woman I met.
355
00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:47,537
Hey, the most awkward guy
I ever dated is on TV.
356
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:50,632
Ooh, come on, mention the restaurant.
357
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,617
I felt like such a fool
358
00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:55,287
as I left with my takeout
bag from SoulHouse.
359
00:16:55,528 --> 00:16:57,880
He said it! Ooh, he said it.
360
00:16:57,882 --> 00:16:59,457
Let me introduce you to Ellis.
361
00:16:59,459 --> 00:17:02,051
Ellis! I bet I'm related to him.
362
00:17:02,053 --> 00:17:03,886
I wasn't supposed
to say that yet, was I?
363
00:17:03,888 --> 00:17:05,721
Just act surprised later.
364
00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:06,981
Turn the page.
365
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:09,892
From this pre-Civil War document,
we know that
366
00:17:09,894 --> 00:17:12,654
your fourth great-grandfather
was born into slavery
367
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,806
on a ranch in Texas.
368
00:17:14,808 --> 00:17:18,734
On what would become the
first Juneteenth in 1865,
369
00:17:18,736 --> 00:17:21,162
Ellis got word that the
Emancipation Proclamation
370
00:17:21,164 --> 00:17:22,937
had freed the slaves
371
00:17:22,972 --> 00:17:24,907
two years earlier.
372
00:17:24,909 --> 00:17:26,651
Angry and determined,
373
00:17:26,653 --> 00:17:28,486
he leapt onto the wildest
stallion on the ranch
374
00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:30,694
and held on for dear life.
375
00:17:30,729 --> 00:17:32,915
Three days later, and two states over,
376
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,492
that stallion was broken.
377
00:17:34,494 --> 00:17:36,845
But Ellis, who'd been born a slave,
378
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,271
was not only free,
379
00:17:38,273 --> 00:17:41,015
now he was a cowboy.
380
00:17:41,017 --> 00:17:43,914
Really? I come from cowboys?
381
00:17:43,949 --> 00:17:47,505
My friend,
you come from a long line of cowboys,
382
00:17:47,507 --> 00:17:50,191
right up to Wyatt, your father.
383
00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:52,026
That's my dad.
384
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:55,956
And here he is at the
Okmulgee Oklahoma Rodeo.
385
00:17:59,186 --> 00:18:02,537
20 seconds! Unbelievable ride!
386
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,686
What are you gonna do with
your grand prize buckle?
387
00:18:05,721 --> 00:18:08,468
Use it to hold up my Wranglers.
388
00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:11,454
But then I'm going to
pass it on to my kin.
389
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:14,307
Folks don't always see us as cowboys,
390
00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:17,644
but when my boy wears this
blue-ribbon belly-badge,
391
00:18:17,646 --> 00:18:21,314
he'll know bull riding's in his blood.
392
00:18:21,316 --> 00:18:24,276
I finally know who I am.
393
00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:31,807
I'm a Black cowboy.
394
00:18:32,163 --> 00:18:33,175
Uh, that's great, Carl,
395
00:18:33,236 --> 00:18:36,646
but does that mean you're
qualified to be doing this?
396
00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:41,001
Yeah, what the hell are you doing?
397
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:42,485
What I was born to do.
398
00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:45,063
Get killed by a 2,000-pound super cow?
399
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:47,916
Guys, don't worry, I got the buckle.
400
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:49,401
Uh...
401
00:18:49,403 --> 00:18:51,827
Doctor, can't you do something?
402
00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:53,496
Sorry, I see this a lot.
403
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:57,645
Once, I had to pull Laurence
Fishburne out of a jet cockpit
404
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,210
after he found out his great-uncle was
405
00:18:59,212 --> 00:19:01,079
a Tuskegee Airman.
406
00:19:01,081 --> 00:19:03,081
Naima, you came!
407
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,675
Yeah, I got your suicidal Evite.
408
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,101
_
409
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,011
Carl, don't do this.
410
00:19:09,013 --> 00:19:11,013
You don't need to prove anything to me.
411
00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:13,758
No, I need to prove it to myself.
412
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,094
Bull riding is in my blood.
413
00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:18,053
That is not how blood works!
414
00:19:18,088 --> 00:19:20,874
Now, get off of that monster
before I come over there.
415
00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:22,042
? Black ?
416
00:19:22,044 --> 00:19:25,954
? Cowboy ?
417
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:30,425
? I am a Black,
I am a Black cowboy. ?
418
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,204
Oh, my God.
419
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:37,916
Genealogy can be a wild ride.
420
00:19:41,011 --> 00:19:42,044
I did it!
421
00:19:42,384 --> 00:19:45,457
- I'm a cowboy!
- That was crazy.
422
00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:49,143
Carl, you held on
for three whole seconds.
423
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:52,072
Cowboy Carl!
424
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,383
Uh, is it supposed to do that?
425
00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:57,210
Don't worry, I'll fix that.
426
00:19:57,212 --> 00:20:00,380
My great-great-grandfather
was a doctor in the Civil War.
427
00:20:00,382 --> 00:20:02,197
Get the hell out of here.
428
00:20:02,199 --> 00:20:06,044
One in four cowboys who
settled the Old West was Black.
429
00:20:06,362 --> 00:20:08,138
Oh, and you know the Lone Ranger?
430
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,114
No, I'm a young person.
431
00:20:10,116 --> 00:20:13,226
Well, he was based on a real guy,
Lawman Bass Reeves.
432
00:20:13,228 --> 00:20:16,712
Maybe it's that you took my
advice and explored your past,
433
00:20:16,714 --> 00:20:19,715
or maybe I just like a man
who does what I tell him,
434
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:23,052
but I feel very close to you right now.
435
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,812
Me, too.
436
00:20:24,814 --> 00:20:26,446
Oh, and thanks for the O-positive,
by the way.
437
00:20:26,481 --> 00:20:30,225
So, does this make me a cowboy, too?
438
00:20:30,227 --> 00:20:32,153
That's not how blood works.
439
00:21:30,864 --> 00:21:31,963
Shh!
440
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,602
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