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You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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- What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?
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Clyde just sent me another text.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, what's this one say?
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I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,
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and he texted back,
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"It certainly seems
like all the time."
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It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.
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Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
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Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?
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- Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.
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Yesterday, I texted him,
"How do you know
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you're in love with me?"
And he said,
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"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you
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makes me feel like I'm home
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and I can't imagine life
without you."
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- Aw!
- That's so sweet!
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Clyde wrote that?
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OMG, Clyde.
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Do you really care
about me that much?
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Does Stan ever talk to
you like that, Wendy?
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No. Every time I send
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Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.
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Yeah, well, Clyde is just
really into me.
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Oh, he's texting back!
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"Yes, I do care
about you that much.
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You mean a lot to me
and I care deeply about you."
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Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
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He sure is in love
with you, Bebe!
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He's a Goddamn dream boat!
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Hey, Stan, is there a time
we could talk today?
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I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.
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Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
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Sure, bro. Well, um,
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Wendy just came up
to me and was acting all hurt
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'cause she thinks
I don't care about her.
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Uh-huh.
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And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts
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the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.
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So, like... how do you do it?
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ChatGPT, dude.
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ChatGPT? Yeah, dude,
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there's a bunch of apps
and programs you can subscribe
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to that use OpenAI
to do all your writing for you.
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People use em to write poems,
write job applications,
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but what they're really good for
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is dealing with chicks.
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Here. Check it out.
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There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.
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So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing
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Bebe texted me, I copy it,
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then I open the GPT app,
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Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."
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It just thinks for a second.
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"You would look great
with any length of hair!
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Trying a new look could be fun."
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Copy that into messages
and send it off.
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It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time
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because she texts me
so Goddamn much.
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Jesus Christ!
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"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."
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Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.
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Send. There.
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All done with her stupid shit.
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This is a real app?
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It'll completely
change your life, bro.
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Just, uh...
Just don't tell anybody, huh?
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If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.
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Keeps me awake thinking back
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Every letter makes me
lose my reason
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Every word is like
your kindest touch
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How much I need you
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Hello?
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Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
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Didn't get what?
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You asked me if I wanted
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a bedtime story about frogs
or a song about swans.
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I said a bedtime story!
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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
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I'll send it to you right now.
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Okay, bye!
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Okay, children
let's take our seats.
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I've graded your midterm essays,
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and I have to say, for the most
part, they were terrible.
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However, there were some essays
that I'm very happy with.
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There was a really great essay
from Clyde
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on the "1840s Labor Unions
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and Their Effect
on the Industrial Revolution."
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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
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Great work, Clyde.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Uh-huh. What?
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Someone who never writes
good essays, Butters,
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wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland
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and the Changing Provision
of Security."
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Check plus, Butters!
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Oh, uh... thanks.
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We also have another student
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who wrote a shockingly
good paper.
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This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective"
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of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!
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Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
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And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.
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For an amazing essay called
"Writing a Policy
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About Improving the Rights
of Migrant Workers."
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Let's hear it for Stan!
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All right, what the hell
is going on?!
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You tell me what's going on!
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Clearly, somebody
told Stan about ChatGPT!
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You guys are using it
to write essays, too!
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Yes, we are all using it,
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and we had a pact that we
wouldn't tell anyone else
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because then everyone
will start using it
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and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!
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So who blabbed to Stan?
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I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.
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God damn it, Clyde!
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You don't use an amazing AI
cheating tool to talk to girls!
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You're gonna ruin everything!
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This can't be open source,
you guys!
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If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,
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then we lose
our unfair advantage.
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Oh, God... damn it.
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If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,
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then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!
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Who's the one
who first found ChatGPT
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and thought to use it
for essays?
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Butters. Right.
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But then Butters
told me about it,
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and I told him
not to tell anyone else!
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Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.
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That's right.
I was a little excited.
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You guys, I'm not going
to tell anyone else!
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You really think I want Wendy
finding out about this thing?
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Fine. So we're all
in it together.
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But you guys need to be careful
what you use it for.
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Because once you bring girls
into things,
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they're gonna ruin it.
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Just like slavery.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, it's just grading these
stupid papers all the time!
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I have to read em' all
and comment on each one of them.
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Jesus Christ.
Something's changed,
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and now a few of the kids are
writing these really long,
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detailed essays.
I don't know what's going on.
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I guess I've taught them
really well,
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maybe a bit too well.
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Uh, yeah...
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Have you ever heard of ChatGPT?
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- ChatGPWhoza what?
- The is that?
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There's a few apps now,
really. But see?
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It has AI and takes
any subject matter
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and can instantly give you
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whatever kind of content
you want.
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Wait a minute...
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There's an app
that anyone can use
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that does all the thinking
and writing for you?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is gonna be amazing!
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I can use it to grade
all my papers,
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and no one will ever know!
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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I'll just type
the title of the essay in,
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and it'll generate a comment,
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and I don't even have to
read the stupid things!
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Yeah, and then you'll
have more free time.
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Oh, this is great.
Thanks so much!
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Just got to make sure nobody
finds out I'm being sneaky
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Oh, and... and, hey, Rick?
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Yeah?
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Thanks for all the replies
to my texts today.
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They were really supportive.
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Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
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This place is good, right?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Well, I know it's not much,
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but I just wanted
to take you out somewhere
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to say thanks, Stan. For what?
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For stepping up and working
on communication
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when I asked you to.
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Oh, that's cool.
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The things
we've talked about, Stan,
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it's really helping me.
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I don't feel so alone
and misunderstood.
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I've been so scared
for so long to tell anyone
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what happened to me
when I was six.
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Yeah. And...
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everything you had to say
about it was just right.
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It really changed the way
I think about the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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And when you said the same
thing happened to you, I...
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I couldn't believe it.
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Were you at home
when it happened?
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Yep. But you're right.
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We can't dwell on those things.
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You're right about
a lot of stuff.
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There was just that one thing
I don't understand.
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About the boating accident
in Switzerland?
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The boating accident
in Switzerland...
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was tough.
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I thought you said it was great.
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It was great. And very tough.
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But how did it cause
the thing with your cousin?
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Oh, shit. What time is it?
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It's a little after 4:00.
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Oh, shit.
My mom told me to be home
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right at a little after 4:00.
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Sorry, Wendy.
I-I gotta get going.
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No, no, no, that's totally okay.
I gotta get going, too.
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Okay, cool.
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Thank you so much, Stan.
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Thank you for being the only
real thing in my life.
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Shit.
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"Oh, Bebe, your name
is like a song.
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A melody stuck
in my head so long.
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I can't help but smile
when I hear it said...
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Bebe, the name
always in my head."
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Oh, God, so obvious.
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"I dream of spending
my days with you, Bebe.
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In South Park
or anywhere that maybay.
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Talking, laughing,
just being together."
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"In a dream
I hope will last forever."
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Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
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Mr. Garrison?!
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Oh, yeah. What?
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I'm sorry, but I need to address
your class really quick.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
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M'kay, kids, I need to discuss
a very serious matter.
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There is a rumor going around
that someone at this school
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is using open AI technology
to do their work.
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Well, that's crazy!
Who would do that?
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Now, I know that everyone
at this school is honest,
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hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't...
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Wouldn't even want
to use this "ChatGBD."
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ChatGPT!
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Oh, m'kay, but the school board
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has decided to call in a company
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that can detect AI in schoolwork
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and make sure nobody here
is cheating.
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They... They are gonna what?
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So we're just gonna collect all
the school work that we can...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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And we are gonna
have them analyzed
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for any AI contributions, m'kay?
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Well, those are...
Those aren't, uh, quite ready.
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Don't worry.
We'll get these all back to you
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after the testers
look through them.
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M'kay, kids,
sorry for the intrusion.
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Get back to your day. M'kay.
253
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God dammit!
254
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I told you guys
this was gonna happen!
255
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What are we gonna do?!
256
00:13:51,948 --> 00:13:53,525
There's nothing we can do.
It's over!
257
00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:54,827
We've lost our unfair advantage.
258
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That's not what's important.
259
00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:58,063
If they find out I've been
using open AI for class,
260
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Wendy's gonna know
I've been using it with her,
261
00:13:59,789 --> 00:14:01,234
and it's gonna crush her!
262
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,269
- Dude, same.
- Bebe's gonna kill me.
263
00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:04,937
And who's fault is that,
you guys?
264
00:14:04,961 --> 00:14:06,773
I told you that once
you bring women into things,
265
00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:09,075
they ruin it just like
they did slavery.
266
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,342
Okay, Eric, could you explain
267
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,077
exactly how women
ruined slavery?
268
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,581
No, I can't, because I can't
use ChatGPT anymore
269
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'cause we got busted!
270
00:14:15,706 --> 00:14:17,216
Look, maybe...
271
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,619
Maybe this AI-detection
technology won't work.
272
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It doesn't matter
if it doesn't work.
273
00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,956
Cat is out of the bag now!
274
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This was supposed to be
our thing
275
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for us to get ahead, but now...
276
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God dammit, get the out of here!
277
00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:36,536
M'kay, I'm just
a little confused.
278
00:14:36,559 --> 00:14:39,806
You think we shouldn't have
the kids' schoolwork analyzed
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for using AI writing apps?
280
00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:43,375
Look, it's just...
281
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It's really unfair to the kids.
282
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I mean, what are we saying?
That we don't trust them?
283
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I mean, geez!
284
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,719
But don't you think if kids
aren't writing their own papers,
285
00:14:52,743 --> 00:14:53,986
we should know?
286
00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,822
Oh, what are people afraid of?
287
00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:58,124
That AI is gonna replace
real writers?
288
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That Hollywood is gonna become
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just a bland recycling
of old ideas?
290
00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:04,163
It already is! AI might help it!
291
00:15:04,187 --> 00:15:06,466
Well, I don't know
what you want me to do.
292
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,067
Yes?
293
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,635
Mr. Mackey, the technician
294
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from the school advisory board
295
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,230
just pulled
into the parking lot.
296
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Someone here using AI technology
to do their classwork?!
297
00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:34,360
If there is ChatGPT
being used here,
298
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I will find it.
299
00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,721
Shadowbane! Fly!
300
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:49,942
Uh, hello.
301
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:51,677
I'm the counselor here
at South Park Elementary.
302
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:55,048
This is one of our teachers,
Mr. Garrison.
303
00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:56,816
I...
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have been hired by
the Park Country School Board
305
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to determine if any students
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are using generative
AI technology to do their work.
307
00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:07,826
Uh, yes, we're excited
to work with you.
308
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,485
We have a lot
of great students here.
309
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It only takes one student.
310
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And then it spreads
like a cancer.
311
00:16:19,996 --> 00:16:21,407
Come, Shadowbane!
312
00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:24,735
Let us find this
ChatGPT-using cheater!
313
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,921
I'm gonna get fired. That's it.
314
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,600
Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you?
315
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,102
Oh, is it important, Stan?
316
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,605
'Cause I'm kinda dealing
with some stuff right now.
317
00:16:43,629 --> 00:16:45,506
Yes, it is important.
318
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:48,844
You know, when you've done
something wrong,
319
00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:49,977
sometimes the best thing to do
320
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:52,313
is just come out and admit it.
321
00:16:52,337 --> 00:16:54,482
Okay.
322
00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:58,052
Okay, you're right.
How did you find out?
323
00:16:58,076 --> 00:16:59,955
Clyde told me about it.
324
00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,990
I came to you because if they
find something out about me,
325
00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:04,291
and you punish me,
326
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:06,394
it's gonna really hurt Wendy.
327
00:17:06,419 --> 00:17:08,864
I don't wanna
punish anyone, Stan.
328
00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:11,365
I completely understand. You do?
329
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,734
Sure, I think
most the world does.
330
00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:16,304
I mean, why does it matter
who uses AI apps?
331
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,141
It's just like having
a good writer's assistant.
332
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:20,909
Yeah, like a good
writer's assistant.
333
00:17:20,932 --> 00:17:22,911
Yeah! I mean,
you're still the one
334
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:25,380
taking the time to, like,
push the buttons and stuff.
335
00:17:25,403 --> 00:17:26,981
Yeah! So you really don't think
336
00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,349
Wendy would be upset
that I used ChatGPT
337
00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:30,317
to respond to her texts?
338
00:17:30,342 --> 00:17:32,153
Hold on. People can use it
339
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,945
to respond
to other people's texts?!
340
00:17:41,287 --> 00:17:44,598
Rick! That lying piece of shit!
341
00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:46,000
But we were just saying
it was understandable...
342
00:17:46,025 --> 00:17:48,002
No! This is totally different!
343
00:17:48,027 --> 00:17:51,096
Whoever uses it for messages
is a monster!
344
00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:55,844
M'kay, everyone,
please just stay calm.
345
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,345
They got him!
346
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,128
They found the kid
that's been using AI apps.
347
00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:03,684
Get back! Get back, all of you.
348
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:06,354
I have the student
isolated inside.
349
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,057
W-What exactly have you found?
350
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,058
We went through
thousands of papers.
351
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,627
But then Shadowbane
detected Chatbot writing
352
00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:15,386
in this student's phone.
353
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:19,867
There, you see?
She's going crazy.
354
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,292
Oh, no.
355
00:18:24,997 --> 00:18:27,075
What is going on?
356
00:18:27,098 --> 00:18:28,643
Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
357
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:31,113
The GPT stuff on her phone
didn't come from her.
358
00:18:31,136 --> 00:18:33,414
Keep all the children back,
Mackey.
359
00:18:33,439 --> 00:18:34,883
We can't let it spread!
360
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:38,042
I will go inside
and get her confession.
361
00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:58,740
You have been cheating
on your schoolwork.
362
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,509
No, I haven't. Say it!
363
00:19:00,532 --> 00:19:02,943
You have used ChatGPT
to write your essays for you.
364
00:19:02,968 --> 00:19:05,279
Now humble yourself
before the school!
365
00:19:05,304 --> 00:19:07,082
I write my own essays.
366
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,784
I don't know what to do.
367
00:19:08,807 --> 00:19:11,353
I'm not creative enough
to think of a way out of this.
368
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:13,412
Wait. That's it.
369
00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:41,549
Once upon a time,
370
00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:44,653
there was a boy named Stan
who lived in South Park.
371
00:19:44,676 --> 00:19:46,954
Stan loved his girlfriend
very much,
372
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:50,025
but lately he hadn't
been truthful with her.
373
00:19:50,048 --> 00:19:52,027
One day, when
Stan got to school,
374
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:54,195
he was approached
by his best friend.
375
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,230
Dude, did you hear what happened
to your girlfriend?
376
00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:57,566
No, what about her?
377
00:19:57,589 --> 00:19:59,467
Dude, she got caught
cheating on her essay.
378
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:02,903
Just then, Stan noticed
a commotion down the hallway.
379
00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:05,472
This student is going
to jail for cheating.
380
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,175
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
381
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,679
Hold it right there!
382
00:20:10,702 --> 00:20:13,515
Look, everyone, we can't blame
people who are using ChatGPT.
383
00:20:13,538 --> 00:20:15,083
It's not their fault.
384
00:20:15,106 --> 00:20:16,684
Well, whose fault is it?
385
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:18,185
I'll tell you who.
386
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,188
It's the giant tech companies
who took open AI,
387
00:20:20,211 --> 00:20:22,390
packaged it, monetized it,
and pushed it out to all of us
388
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:24,392
as fast as they could
in order to get ahead.
389
00:20:24,415 --> 00:20:26,560
Open AI is so powerful
that it has to be something
390
00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:28,762
that everyone can use,
control, and contribute to.
391
00:20:28,787 --> 00:20:30,699
Or else AI will be controlled
by corporations
392
00:20:30,722 --> 00:20:32,933
who just want an unfair
advantage like Cartman does.
393
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:35,202
Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew!
394
00:20:35,227 --> 00:20:36,738
We don't want big corporations
395
00:20:36,761 --> 00:20:38,606
deciding what's ethical
and acceptable for AI.
396
00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:40,208
We were all taken advantage of,
397
00:20:40,231 --> 00:20:41,675
and that's why my girlfriend
would totally understand
398
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,778
that I used ChatGPT
to respond to her texts.
399
00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:45,447
That's right!
400
00:20:45,471 --> 00:20:48,282
Well, I guess we can
let you go now, ma'am.
401
00:20:48,307 --> 00:20:50,719
I will find these tech companies
who are trying to use open AI
402
00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:53,087
for their own gains,
and I will stop them!
403
00:20:53,112 --> 00:20:56,458
M'kay, kids, I think
we can all go home, m'kay?
404
00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,125
Everyone was happy,
405
00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:01,262
and Stan's girlfriend
completely forgave him.
406
00:21:01,287 --> 00:21:02,797
Thanks for saving me, Stan.
407
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:04,900
You're welcome, sweetheart.
408
00:21:04,923 --> 00:21:06,534
Class dismissed!
409
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,493
Yay!
410
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,545
Boy, I'm sure glad
that's over with.
411
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:19,079
Yeah, but...
412
00:21:19,104 --> 00:21:21,249
I'm still really not sure
what just happened.
413
00:21:21,272 --> 00:21:22,784
Well, now at least we know
that sometimes
414
00:21:22,807 --> 00:21:24,251
a good ol' thumbs up
from a human
415
00:21:24,276 --> 00:21:26,121
is better than
a machine-generated lie.
416
00:21:26,144 --> 00:21:28,289
Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Stan.
417
00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:30,224
I love you.
418
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,127
Dude, how did you
pull all that off?
419
00:21:33,152 --> 00:21:35,119
ChatGPT, dude.
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