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Hello, ladies and
gentlemen! How is everyone?
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ADULT MARK: The church
encouraged us to volunteer
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in the community.
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That's how I booked my first gig.
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You know there's a
prize for getting older?
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Yep, you get a trophy!
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ADULT MARK: All aspiring comedians
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need stage time to grow.
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And no stage ages you
faster than the games room
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of St. Martin's Retirement Home!
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You know, a-trophy, when you
don't use your muscles enough?
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Boo!
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Boos are for ghosts, Mr. Mullins!
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And you haven't passed on...
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Yet!
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ADULT MARK: In a room
full of octogenarians,
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I was the one dying.
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It's like hell's waiting room in here.
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Oh, sorry, no offence.
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Is anyone having a birthday?
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ADULT MARK: Pop came
along to support me...
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And get snacks.
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Oh no, I'm not... oh, oh, yeah.
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Fine, well, why not?
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There you are, sir. Pudding cup?
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Oh! Well, I could get used to this.
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What's your name, ma'am?
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Um, Millicent.
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Millicent?
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Not Millie Hearn!
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Patrick Critch!
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Oh! Of course!
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How are you?
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A little bit older,
but twice as handsome.
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POP: [CHUCKLES]
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You're looking your
usual beautiful self.
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Unlike that Linda Foley.
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My God, I saw her yesterday.
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MILLIE: I heard her
son lost his license.
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DUIs all over the place.
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Pop!
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- Huh?
- Do you mind?
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Anyway, ladies and gentlemen,
who likes impressions?
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Ha-ha.
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Give it up for President Ronald Reagan!
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[APPLAUSE & POP WHISTLING]
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MARK: Ha-ha, thank you!
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I'm delighted to be here tonight.
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But then again, at my age,
I'm delighted to be anywhere.
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[ONE PERSON CLAPS]
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[SILENCE]
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ADULT MARK: My first
walk-out needed a walker!
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Tough crowd!
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MARK: Pop? We gotta go.
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What's the rush?
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- We're gonna miss the bus!
- Good.
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You know, I get treated way
better here than I do at home.
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Oh, is that applesauce?
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Oh, yes.
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POP: Hey, you know what?
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You should start hanging out
with people more your own age.
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Fine.
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Ah...
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[SIGHS CALMLY]
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Any more pudding?
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RITCHIE: How was your show last night?
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MARK: Well, the jell-o bit killed,
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but I lost them with
the medic alert stuff.
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I'm sorry I couldn't
help finish our project.
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It's okay.
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My dad wouldn't even let me touch it.
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ADULT MARK: Ritchie and I
had been chosen to represent
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St. Bridget's at the
regional science fair.
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But we couldn't take all the credit.
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You know, I won the
science fair every year.
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Even made nationals!
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You mentioned it once
or twice before, Dad.
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Come on, we can do much
better than a potato battery.
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"We"?
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Yeah, you know what would be cool?
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If we had... circuit board!
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[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
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ADULT MARK: Thanks to Ritchie's dad,
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we made it to regionals with...
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The whatchamacallit.
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[RADIO PLAYING FROM MACHINE]
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? Makin' it work, takes
a little longer! ?
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? Makin' it work, takes
a little time... ?
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Ah! Stop it, Fox!
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It's a singing robot, not a toy.
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Whatever it is, it's stupid.
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Well, if we're the stupid ones,
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then how come your project
didn't make it to regionals?
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At least I did my project myself.
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Hey, Fox! You come to cheer us on?
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Oh, yes, Mr. Perez. You got this.
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You're definitely one of the
smartest eighth-graders here.
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Thanks!
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But remember, if the judges ask,
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"lips" stands for "light,
infrared, power"...
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Dad, this is our project!
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I know!
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You guys, you take it from here.
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Wait, I better solder that!
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[RADIO KEEPS PLAYING]
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MARK: Come on, Ritchie, m'boy!
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Let's check out the competition.
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?
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TV NARRATION: Maple syrup...
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Northern nectar.
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Look... a single drip...
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And then another.
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We are we forced to watch this crap?
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We should have freedom to watch
whatever we want on television!
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[LOUDLY] Who's with me on this?
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What do we want?
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TV freedom!
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When do we want it? Now, now, now!
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What do we want? TV freedom!
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When do we want it?
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- Now, now, now!
- [CHANNEL SWITCHES]
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TV ANNOUNCER:
... Now in Orillia, Ontario.
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Oh... thank you, Nurse.
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You are so assertive.
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You know what you want,
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and you're not afraid
to go out and get it.
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And I know what I want now.
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That's to have dinner with you tomorrow.
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?
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It's scalloped potato day.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Look, I'm a little bit
embarrassed about this but...
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I was glad when your husband died.
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I mean, I didn't want to
say anything at the wake.
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Flirt!
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ADULT MARK: Things were heating up
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at the retirement home.
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RITCHIE: All these kids
are smarter than us.
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FOX: That's 'cause we go
to the dumb school, dumbass.
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Congrats, you were the
smartest of the dummies
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and now you're the
dumbest of the smarties.
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Ignore her, Ritchie.
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She's just not at the regional level.
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?
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Whoa!
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Who's that?
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FOX: Not granola...
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Ooh, skateboards!
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Cool!
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What's your project about?
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Which type of pants hold up best
when you fall off your board.
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Whoa.
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ADULT MARK: The regional
science fair brought kids
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from all over the province together.
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If Ritchie was ever
going to meet his match,
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it was here at Nerd-Palooza.
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I'm Ritchie.
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Jacinta, but everyone calls me Jay.
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I'm Mark.
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Uh, and this is Fox.
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JAY: Fox?
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What's that short for? Foxanne?
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Foxanne!
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? Fox-Anne! ?
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Have fun losing, losers.
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She seems nice.
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RITCHIE: Yeah, she's...
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ADULT MARK: Fox was not
about to be replaced.
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All's fair in love and war,
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if not in science fairs.
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Wow, your board's way better than mine.
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You skateboard?
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You guys should come
skateboarding with me downtown!
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Downtown?
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We're going down right
after the judging.
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We'll see you there.
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Ah... wait, downtown?
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That's like two bus transfers!
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RITCHIE: Show time! We gotta go!
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MARK: Uh, okay!
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When it comes to projects,
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St. Bridget's has it down to a science.
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But we're not just all talk!
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MIKE SR.: [RADIO] And
now, the VOCM News.
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I'm Mike Critch.
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Two youths were apprehended
at the Pop Shoppe last night.
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The suspects were found breaking bottles
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against a dumpster in
the parking lot...
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The lips should be moving, Ritchie... ?
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Ah, Ritchie, m'boy!
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MIKE SR.: [RADIO] The
destructive vandals threw
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the remaining bottles
at police officers...
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MARK: Um...
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Ha, just one second!
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I don't know how it works!
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MARK: Uh, he...
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MIKE SR.: [RADIO]
One officer was injured
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when he slipped on a shard
and was rushed to...
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What place did I get?
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We didn't place, Dad.
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What?!
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This thing is rigged!
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Excuse me, miss?
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Excuse me, did you see
our project back there?
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The... the lips?
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ADULT MARK: I'd seen hockey dads before,
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but never a science fair dad.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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ADULT MARK: "Downtownies."
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Hacky-sacking, skateboarding punks.
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RITCHIE: Whoa...
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They're desecrating the war memorial!
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This is not why young
men died in the trenches!
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Please don't say things like that, okay?
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I like Jay,
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and I don't want her
to think we're nerds.
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You met at a science fair!
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[SIGHS]
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You want to be an actor?
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Maybe you can act like you fit in.
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Challenge accepted.
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ADULT MARK: I could fake being myself.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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?
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You made it!
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Ritchie, Mark, this is my friend Cara.
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ADULT MARK: Cara!
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I'd finally met a girl
as nerdy as I was.
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But she wore it better.
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Can I try your board?
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Sure!
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It's from Canadian tire.
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ADULT MARK: I didn't
know what to say to her.
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What could I have in common
with a downtownie girl?
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[COUGHING]
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
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[INHALING DEEPLY]
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC]
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?
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Whoa, is... is that
a metered dose aerosol?
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You know your inhalers. You need a puff?
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ADULT MARK: We hadn't even kissed,
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but I could taste her cotton candy
smackers lip balm on her inhaler.
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Was this love, or
a lack of oxygen?
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Thanks. Needed that.
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So, what are you into,
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besides breathing?
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ADULT MARK: What was I into?
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I didn't know what I was into yet!
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She hadn't told me!
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Uh... still... wheezy.
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You go first.
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Well, I volunteer a lot.
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Oxfam, Youth for Social Justice...
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I organize protests to
help save the whales.
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And, oh, I'm a vegetarian.
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Oh, yeah, me too!
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I love vegetables.
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Sometimes I eat 'em
straight out of the can!
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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So, what school do you go to?
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Vanier Academy.
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ADULT MARK: No "Saint"
in the school name?
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That meant she was a...
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00:09:40,427 --> 00:09:42,360
Protestant!
266
00:09:42,429 --> 00:09:44,296
No wonder she was so exotic.
267
00:09:44,298 --> 00:09:45,497
No uniforms?
268
00:09:45,499 --> 00:09:46,565
No nuns?
269
00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,766
No guilt?
270
00:09:48,802 --> 00:09:49,967
OFFICER BUTT: Kids!
271
00:09:50,003 --> 00:09:52,704
We've had some complaints
about the noise.
272
00:09:52,839 --> 00:09:57,342
I'm gonna have to ask you
to break it up for today.
273
00:09:57,411 --> 00:09:58,843
Pigs.
274
00:09:58,879 --> 00:10:00,778
That cop always hassles us.
275
00:10:00,814 --> 00:10:02,780
ADULT MARK: This I could handle.
276
00:10:02,816 --> 00:10:05,116
I've got this.
277
00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:08,053
Hey, Officer Butt.
278
00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:10,522
I'm not on board with the desecration
279
00:10:10,524 --> 00:10:12,924
of a sacred monument either,
280
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:18,730
but I've got a two-dollar
bill with your name on it.
281
00:10:18,732 --> 00:10:20,431
Lar's is still open.
282
00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:23,401
Why don't you go
forget about all of this
283
00:10:23,437 --> 00:10:26,137
and get yourself a cone?
284
00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:30,775
?
285
00:10:30,777 --> 00:10:32,544
OFFICER BUTT: Afternoon, Mary.
286
00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:36,881
Your son tried to bribe a policeman.
287
00:10:36,950 --> 00:10:40,218
What?
288
00:10:43,457 --> 00:10:44,923
I can't believe it.
289
00:10:44,925 --> 00:10:47,492
My own son brought home by the police.
290
00:10:47,494 --> 00:10:49,160
What will the neighbours say?
291
00:10:49,296 --> 00:10:50,761
We don't have neighbours.
292
00:10:50,797 --> 00:10:54,766
Mark, what were you even doing downtown?
293
00:10:54,835 --> 00:10:57,469
I was trying to impress a girl.
294
00:10:57,471 --> 00:10:58,636
Ah.
295
00:10:58,672 --> 00:11:01,372
Showin' off, more like.
296
00:11:01,408 --> 00:11:03,708
Well? What's she like?
297
00:11:03,843 --> 00:11:05,443
Well, she's a Protestant.
298
00:11:05,479 --> 00:11:07,045
Good God, a Protestant?
299
00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:08,546
That could lead to a mixed marriage.
300
00:11:08,549 --> 00:11:09,647
Think of the children!
301
00:11:09,716 --> 00:11:11,316
Well, what school would they even go to?
302
00:11:11,451 --> 00:11:12,386
Give it up, will ya?
303
00:11:12,386 --> 00:11:14,452
It's just a little date.
He's not gonna marry her!
304
00:11:14,588 --> 00:11:15,720
I dare say he's not!
305
00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:17,321
What church would they get married in?
306
00:11:17,357 --> 00:11:18,456
MARY: Oh, jeez.
307
00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:19,523
Where would they be buried?
308
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,759
At sea?
309
00:11:20,894 --> 00:11:22,526
Oh, going all the way downtown.
310
00:11:22,563 --> 00:11:24,562
You must be starved.
311
00:11:24,697 --> 00:11:28,700
Uh, I've decided I'm a vegetarian, so...
312
00:11:28,835 --> 00:11:31,202
This is all her doing, isn't it?
313
00:11:31,271 --> 00:11:34,606
Oh, too good for a little
meat fried up in the pan!
314
00:11:34,608 --> 00:11:35,706
Oh!
315
00:11:35,742 --> 00:11:37,808
Yeah, bet she can't eat anything,
316
00:11:37,844 --> 00:11:41,412
with her fancy Protestant
nose all stuck up in the air!
317
00:11:41,481 --> 00:11:43,214
I... Mom!
318
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:47,118
Jesus Christ, there's no meat in gravy!
319
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,354
[SIGHS]
320
00:11:51,358 --> 00:11:53,691
POP: You know, they have
these wonderful chairs;
321
00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:56,895
they were called, uh, lah-zee-boys.
322
00:11:56,897 --> 00:12:00,465
It was like sitting on
a cloud with cup holders.
323
00:12:02,469 --> 00:12:04,235
What do you think, Pop?
324
00:12:04,237 --> 00:12:08,506
Everyone knows the best way to
save a whale is in the freezer.
325
00:12:08,642 --> 00:12:09,908
But they're endangered!
326
00:12:10,043 --> 00:12:12,743
You mean danger-ous.
327
00:12:12,779 --> 00:12:15,113
My father was killed by a whale.
328
00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:16,381
He was a whaler!
329
00:12:16,383 --> 00:12:19,917
Yeah, sharks of the sea,
that's what whales are.
330
00:12:19,987 --> 00:12:24,389
Anyway, since when have you
gone so Brigitte Bardot on us?
331
00:12:27,361 --> 00:12:29,127
Cara likes whales.
332
00:12:30,397 --> 00:12:33,398
You know, pretending to be
someone you're not for a girl,
333
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,865
I mean...
334
00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:36,868
It can only lead to heartbreak.
335
00:12:36,937 --> 00:12:39,638
But aren't you pretending
to live at the home?
336
00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:41,806
Home is where the heart is,
337
00:12:41,941 --> 00:12:45,042
and my heart is at the home.
338
00:12:45,078 --> 00:12:48,012
Well, I won't rat you
out to the orderlies
339
00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:50,348
if you donate to our protest.
340
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,017
Hippie!
341
00:12:54,487 --> 00:12:57,755
That meal was almost
as good as the company.
342
00:12:57,791 --> 00:13:00,191
You are such a charmer.
343
00:13:00,327 --> 00:13:01,094
[CHUCKLES]
344
00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:03,695
Why don't we just take a stroll?
345
00:13:03,697 --> 00:13:05,897
See the sunset, just the two of us.
346
00:13:05,899 --> 00:13:07,766
That's a lovely idea.
347
00:13:07,901 --> 00:13:09,701
I can show you my roses.
348
00:13:09,836 --> 00:13:11,302
And the creek behind the house
349
00:13:11,338 --> 00:13:14,172
is just full of trout
at this time of year.
350
00:13:14,307 --> 00:13:15,307
Creek?
351
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,441
I didn't see a creek.
352
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,043
I saw a road.
353
00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:19,711
Oh...
354
00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:21,479
But...
355
00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:25,717
[ON RADIO] ? I'd like
to get to know you... ?
356
00:13:25,786 --> 00:13:28,386
This isn't my house.
357
00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:30,588
Millie?
358
00:13:30,724 --> 00:13:32,189
I have to get back before dark.
359
00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:35,493
My husband... my husband will worry.
360
00:13:37,698 --> 00:13:41,299
Have you seen my husband, sir?
361
00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:42,767
No.
362
00:13:42,769 --> 00:13:45,537
Not for a while. Ah...
363
00:13:45,539 --> 00:13:48,239
I'm afraid, he...
364
00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:50,008
Ah.
365
00:13:50,143 --> 00:13:54,212
Millie, thank you so much for dinner.
366
00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:58,082
Nurse...
367
00:13:58,085 --> 00:14:00,552
Nurse, I think Millie's tired.
368
00:14:00,687 --> 00:14:02,653
Take good care of her.
369
00:14:02,723 --> 00:14:05,323
Sir? The doors are locked now.
370
00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:07,358
Locked, well, I don't live here.
371
00:14:07,427 --> 00:14:09,761
Sounds like you're a little tired, too.
372
00:14:09,896 --> 00:14:13,097
Um, Millie, tell her who I am!
373
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,566
I've never seen you before in my life.
374
00:14:15,602 --> 00:14:17,368
What? Hey, excuse me.
375
00:14:17,404 --> 00:14:18,371
Just relax now, sir.
376
00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:19,570
These men will get you settled.
377
00:14:19,606 --> 00:14:21,773
[ON RADIO] Mike Critch,
here with the VOCM update!
378
00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:23,274
POP: Hey, whoa, whoa, wait a minute!
379
00:14:23,409 --> 00:14:24,909
That's my son, on the radio!
380
00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:27,344
I live with the man on the radio!
381
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:28,513
I'm sure you do.
382
00:14:28,515 --> 00:14:30,048
Let me go!
383
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:31,916
You're gonna hear from my lawyer!
384
00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,918
Come on, what are you doing!
385
00:14:33,954 --> 00:14:35,686
PROTESTORS: Save the whales!
386
00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:37,589
Save the whales!
387
00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:39,390
Save the whales... !
388
00:14:39,459 --> 00:14:40,859
Save the whales!
389
00:14:40,994 --> 00:14:42,227
Save the whales... !
390
00:14:42,362 --> 00:14:43,862
ADULT MARK: Protestants
sure loved to protest.
391
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:45,997
I guess that's where
the name comes from.
392
00:14:45,999 --> 00:14:47,398
Everyone's ignoring us.
393
00:14:47,434 --> 00:14:49,901
Don't they get how important this is?
394
00:14:49,903 --> 00:14:51,836
Hang on.
395
00:14:51,872 --> 00:14:53,371
Listen up, everybody!
396
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,273
I think our chant could use some work.
397
00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:58,543
How about...
398
00:14:58,612 --> 00:15:00,812
One, two, three, four,
399
00:15:00,947 --> 00:15:03,047
save our whales and ocean floor!
400
00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,949
ALL: One, two, three, four,
401
00:15:05,018 --> 00:15:08,285
save our whales and ocean floor!
402
00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:10,421
I love how passionate you are.
403
00:15:10,423 --> 00:15:13,490
ADULT MARK: This was the start
of a personal reformation.
404
00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:16,628
What are you losers bawling about?
405
00:15:16,763 --> 00:15:18,630
Who you calling a loser, Foxanne?
406
00:15:18,765 --> 00:15:21,699
Them, Ja-cinta.
407
00:15:21,768 --> 00:15:23,301
I don't think Mark's a loser.
408
00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:25,436
FOX: Then you should
get your glasses checked.
409
00:15:25,438 --> 00:15:28,739
Why don't you go some place
where somebody wants you?
410
00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:29,940
Fox...
411
00:15:29,942 --> 00:15:30,942
Whatever.
412
00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:32,710
Nobody cares about this stuff.
413
00:15:32,746 --> 00:15:34,112
Tree-huggin' pinkos.
414
00:15:34,247 --> 00:15:35,914
What did you call me?
415
00:15:35,916 --> 00:15:37,048
Back off!
416
00:15:37,117 --> 00:15:38,983
Do you know who my brothers are?
417
00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:40,385
No.
418
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:43,487
MARK: Maybe you should just go, Fox.
419
00:15:43,523 --> 00:15:45,623
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
420
00:15:45,659 --> 00:15:47,192
They're faking, you know?
421
00:15:47,327 --> 00:15:50,828
They don't care about the whales
or the ocean or any of you.
422
00:15:50,831 --> 00:15:53,130
And... they're Catholic!
423
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:57,168
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
424
00:15:57,237 --> 00:15:58,603
Hm!
425
00:15:58,605 --> 00:16:01,272
?
426
00:16:01,407 --> 00:16:04,008
I-I...
427
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:13,751
?
428
00:16:13,753 --> 00:16:16,353
MR. MULLINS: Family finally
had enough of you, eh?
429
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:19,223
My son did the same thing to me.
430
00:16:19,226 --> 00:16:23,561
He finally gets married and
then he ships me off here.
431
00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:25,963
Friggin' ingrate.
432
00:16:26,032 --> 00:16:27,097
Ah.
433
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,234
That's a bit selfish, huh?
434
00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:31,636
Well, you're probably better off here.
435
00:16:31,705 --> 00:16:33,037
I mean, it's a nice place.
436
00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:34,839
Nice people.
437
00:16:34,974 --> 00:16:38,175
No, I'm just here temporarily, yeah.
438
00:16:38,245 --> 00:16:39,644
I live with my son.
439
00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:42,346
He'd gonna come pick me up.
440
00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:46,317
Sounds like you've got a good one.
441
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,585
Yeah.
442
00:16:47,654 --> 00:16:49,654
Hm, I do.
443
00:16:53,059 --> 00:16:54,559
Millie? Excuse me.
444
00:16:54,694 --> 00:16:55,860
Millie!
445
00:16:55,995 --> 00:16:56,995
Hey, Millie! Hey...
446
00:16:56,997 --> 00:16:58,562
I can't find my husband!
447
00:16:58,632 --> 00:17:00,031
Have you seen him?
448
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,532
Millie, listen. It's...
449
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:03,734
- He promised me...
- It's all right.
450
00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:05,803
Millie... Millie.
451
00:17:05,939 --> 00:17:08,873
You think he's all right?
452
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,675
Well, there...
453
00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:13,144
There's a big storm moving in.
454
00:17:13,213 --> 00:17:14,946
They've closed down all the roads.
455
00:17:15,081 --> 00:17:17,715
I mean, you wouldn't want him
driving in those conditions,
456
00:17:17,784 --> 00:17:18,916
now, would you?
457
00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:20,284
No.
458
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,420
So he called and he said
he's gonna pick you up
459
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:25,690
first thing in the morning.
460
00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:27,424
Isn't that nice?
461
00:17:27,426 --> 00:17:29,894
Now, let's get you back
to your room, all right?
462
00:17:29,963 --> 00:17:31,095
Oh...
463
00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:33,664
Well, that makes sense.
464
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,099
Pop, for God's sake.
465
00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:37,168
Oh, about bloody time!
466
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,103
Now, listen, Millie.
467
00:17:39,105 --> 00:17:42,039
This very nice lady is
going to take you back.
468
00:17:42,108 --> 00:17:45,043
And then, if she doesn't want a lawsuit,
469
00:17:45,045 --> 00:17:48,179
she's gonna go to the kitchen
and get a case of that pudding,
470
00:17:48,248 --> 00:17:51,215
and put it in my son's car.
471
00:17:54,621 --> 00:17:56,654
All right, Pop, let's
go. Mary's worried sick.
472
00:17:56,723 --> 00:17:58,556
Wait.
473
00:17:58,691 --> 00:18:02,794
You know, I know I may
seem ungrateful at times...
474
00:18:02,796 --> 00:18:04,662
[VOICE CRACKING]
475
00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:10,134
[EMOTIONAL] You're a good boy.
476
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,002
Good God!
477
00:18:12,038 --> 00:18:14,272
What kind of pills you have him on?
478
00:18:20,747 --> 00:18:24,715
Technically, I never
said we were Protestants.
479
00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:27,351
I don't care if you're Catholic, Mark.
480
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:29,787
But I do care if you're honest.
481
00:18:34,961 --> 00:18:37,028
Can we start again?
482
00:18:37,030 --> 00:18:38,096
I'm Mark.
483
00:18:38,231 --> 00:18:40,697
I like Dean Martin and Vienna sausages.
484
00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:42,433
I'm not a vegetarian.
485
00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:46,504
In fact, the only vegetable I
ever eat is the noble potato.
486
00:18:48,942 --> 00:18:51,041
Still just Cara.
487
00:18:51,077 --> 00:18:53,978
?
488
00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:57,381
?
489
00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:02,653
?
490
00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:04,222
Pop... ?
491
00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:11,595
Does making new friends mean
you have to lose your old ones?
492
00:19:11,664 --> 00:19:13,097
No.
493
00:19:13,099 --> 00:19:15,800
You can have as many
friends as you want.
494
00:19:15,869 --> 00:19:18,002
The only thing that matters is
495
00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:20,805
how many friends you can count on.
496
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:25,476
Those friends are like a
bottle of gravy Browning.
497
00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,811
What?
498
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,647
You'll have 'em till you die.
499
00:19:30,717 --> 00:19:32,417
Hm.
500
00:19:32,552 --> 00:19:36,687
[SOFT, SENTIMENTAL MUSIC]
501
00:19:36,756 --> 00:19:38,822
?
502
00:19:38,858 --> 00:19:42,493
?
503
00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:45,095
Thank God.
504
00:19:45,131 --> 00:19:49,100
ADULT MARK: In life, there's
family and there's friends.
505
00:19:49,235 --> 00:19:52,703
?
506
00:19:52,705 --> 00:19:54,972
?
507
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:57,908
?
508
00:19:57,944 --> 00:20:00,711
Oh, hey! How's it goin'?
509
00:20:00,847 --> 00:20:03,781
ADULT MARK: And then there's
friends who become family.
510
00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,649
Hey.
511
00:20:05,718 --> 00:20:07,451
About yesterday...
512
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,320
It's fine if you have new friends.
513
00:20:09,389 --> 00:20:11,455
It's just...
514
00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:15,659
I feel like we don't really
hang out that much anymore.
515
00:20:15,728 --> 00:20:16,728
Yeah.
516
00:20:16,796 --> 00:20:18,863
I know what you mean.
517
00:20:18,932 --> 00:20:20,798
?
518
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,733
How 'bout we go to
Mary Brown's for lunch?
519
00:20:22,735 --> 00:20:24,001
My treat.
520
00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:25,302
I thought you were vegetarian.
521
00:20:25,437 --> 00:20:27,471
I'll just have the taters and the gravy.
522
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,541
There's no meat in gravy, sure.
523
00:20:30,543 --> 00:20:33,611
?
524
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,947
?
525
00:20:35,949 --> 00:20:38,482
?
526
00:20:38,518 --> 00:20:40,551
ADULT MARK: Sometimes,
when you meet a new friend,
527
00:20:40,686 --> 00:20:44,087
you can tell right away that
you'll be friends forever .
528
00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:45,689
JAY: Give it a try.
529
00:20:45,758 --> 00:20:47,692
?
530
00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:50,227
ADULT MARK: And when forever comes,
531
00:20:50,263 --> 00:20:55,066
you'll be glad
that they're there.
532
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:57,067
You mind if I sit?
533
00:20:57,103 --> 00:21:01,906
Oh, not at all.
534
00:21:01,908 --> 00:21:03,908
Ah...
535
00:21:03,977 --> 00:21:05,943
I'm Millicent.
536
00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:07,144
Oh...
537
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:08,846
Patrick.
538
00:21:08,915 --> 00:21:11,182
Nice to meet you.
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