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Let's fucking get it on
right now. Let's go.
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Come on! Come on! Come on!
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Come on!
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Here! Here!
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Now, I want to go over
a few rules with y'all tonight.
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It ain't that hard. Don't worry
about it. Rule number one.
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This is the what-can-you-touch-
and-not-touch rules.
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Can you touch this?
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Can you touch this?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Second touch.
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Can you touch this?
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Can you touch this?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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And finally...
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Last one, ladies.
Can you touch this?
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Can you ever touch this?
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Well, that's who the law says
that you cannot touch.
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But I think I see a lot of
lawbreakers in this house.
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And I don't see a cop in sight.
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Alright?
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I gotta go commando today
because someone ripped off
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my favourite pair of panties
last night.
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- Hey, it's not funny.
- Oh, sorry.
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-They were my grandma's.
-They were not your grandma's.
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They could've been.
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Can you throw, uh, throw me
that shirt right there?
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Hey. What are we gonna do
about her?
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I don't...
What was her name again?
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What? I don't...
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What's... I'm sorry.
What's her name?
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-Uh...
-You don't even know. -I do.
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-You have to remember her name.
-I know her name.
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-What's her name, then?
-It's, uh...
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Penelope!
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Ah, shit.
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Well, whatever her name was,
she was fun.
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Hey, that's a cool
table. Where'd you get it?
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That's just some
old shit that blew up
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on the beach after
the last hurricane.
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-Oh, you made that?
-Mm-hm.
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You should sell these things.
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Thank you.
That's actually the idea.
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Mike's Custom Furniture
Concepts.
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But the market hasn't really
hit the sweet spot yet,
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and I don't know,
I'm waiting for the bank to make
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the competitive loans
that I'm looking for,
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and then I'll swoop in.
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Cool.
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Alright, I'm gonna
get out of here.
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You guys are good, right?
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-What? You're just
gonna leave us? -Yeah.
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What, are you gonna steal
a bunch of my shit or something?
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Probably. That's what
strangers do.
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Don't do that, maybe?
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OK.
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-OK.
-OK.
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-So, I'm gonna see you again?
-Uh, probably. I don't know.
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I'll just, uh... I'll call you.
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'Bye.
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Where's George
and the rest of the guys?
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Fucked me and took
another gig, last minute.
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- So I got these guys.
- Where'd you get them?
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Uh, you know,
industry referrals.
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My dick. You got them
off Craigslist, didn't you?
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Nah. No, Mike,
I can't have fucking union guys
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around here barking about
benefits and shit.
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-Give me a fucking break.
-So what am I supposed to do?
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-Hey, uh, good morning.
-Hey.
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-You Saul? -Sal. Sal.
-Adam. -Adam, hey.
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Adam, this is Mike. You guys
are gonna be working together.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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Just give me a minute, alright?
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I want to straighten something
out there. Hop up there.
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-You gotta be kidding me.
-What?
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He's wearing fucking tennis
shoes. He doesn't know...
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Do me a favour - go up
there, do it for $14 an hour.
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I'm gonna do it
for 20 bucks an hour.
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I'll give you 18.
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Don't fuck with me.
You're like my son, alright?
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The son which you're
gonna pay $20 an hour for.
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What's up?
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You ever, uh, tiled a roof
before?
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-No.
-Fuck.
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How'd you get
this job, anyways?
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Craigslist.
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And you put on your post
that you'd tiled houses before.
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-Yeah.
-Right.
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So, what do you got
in your bag?
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-Why don't you open it up?
-Got nothing in the bag.
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Why don't you open the fucking
bag
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before I open your fucking
head up, how's that?
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I got a nice
ham/cheese sandwich...
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You know how to read?
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Huh? One Pepsi a day.
Read the cooler.
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I'm gonna do my inventory.
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If I come up short,
I'm coming right to you.
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-Is it dead?
-What's that?
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I can try to jump you off if you
want, but it's not the battery.
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I think you're probably fucked.
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Just tell... No.
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Tell them if they want to get
into this, to be up there.
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Alright, I'll see you
at the Amp.
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Alright. Later.
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What are you do... Stop!
What the fuck you doing, man?
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-You're fucking...
-Sorry.
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It's new.
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It's gonna stay new if you don't
rip off all the damn plastic.
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-Why do you have that?
-Because it protects it.
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I'm gonna rip it off
when I'm ready to sell it,
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and it'll be like brand-new.
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Where are you from?
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Citrus Springs.
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Did you play ball?
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Uh, yeah. Strong safety.
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You don't look like
a strong safety.
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I gave that, uh,
college thing the college try.
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Didn't quite work out.
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Couldn't resist the lure
of the roofing business?
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Yeah, that and the lure
of my sister's couch.
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Can you do me a favour and drop
me off at my car tonight?
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No, I'm sorry,
I'm going to dinner.
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I can take you
tomorrow morning, though.
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What time do you
have to be at work?
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I need to talk to you
about that.
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-What?
-The foreman, uh...
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Yeah, he accused me
of stealing.
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So I fucking quit.
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-What?
-Yeah, but, you know, I have...
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Well, I had that
interview at T-Mobile.
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So, uh, yeah.
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They asked me to wear
a fucking tie, but...
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And you know how I feel
about wearing a fucking tie.
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Why don't you just wear a tie?
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Sorry. You know
what my rules are.
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Oh, God, brother.
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What? I also could do, uh...
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What? -What?
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-What'd you say?
-What'd you hear?
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-You're doing that thing. You're
doing that game. -What game?
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You do the same thing all the
time. It's not working anymore.
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Or, talking about games,
I could be a gamer.
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And I could sell it
to people and...
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You're gonna make
so much money.
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I could be the
voice of the game.
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-You could make even more money.
-I have a very good voice.
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-I do great impressions.
-You do do good impressions.
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What was the one
you did last night?
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-I'm not gonna do it now.
-Do it again! Do it again.
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-No.
-Come on.
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"Listen to me.
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"These are my tortillas.
Get in the chopper.
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"John Connor, come with me."
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OK. Alright.
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Just in case that
doesn't work out,
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why don't you come to dinner
with me and Paul tonight?
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Ask if any of his friends in
marketing have any job openings.
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But sometimes people
want to, you know,
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they think that they're owed
a lot more than they deserve,
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and so, too bad - bummer.
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Uh, but, uh, you know,
whatever. Sucks.
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I just don't want to have to be
the guy that tells them
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that they're not gonna be able
to rebuild their houses.
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Um, anyway.
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Uh, let's talk about
something else.
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-You know. Yeah.
-You're right.
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I'm sick of talking
about Medicaid
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and processing insurance forms
as well.
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-I get it. I get it.
-Right. Right.
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It's slightly different when
you're doing Medicaid claims
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and when you're doing, like,
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huge property damage claims
and stuff like that,
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but it's...I guess
it's a similar kind of thing.
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-Wait, wait, wait. Hey.
- Hmm?
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Remember what I said? Yeah.
It's cool.
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-I'm so sorry.
-I can't drive tonight.
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-I've been driving all weekend.
-I'm sorry.
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-No worries. No worries.
-Yeah, I just forgot.
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Someone will finish it,
I think. There you go.
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-I will.
-There's a taker.
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Mmm.
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Good?
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Where you going?
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Uh, hey, do you know
who's spinning tonight?
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Uh, no. Sorry.
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Alright.
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Hey, Mike!
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Mike!
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Hey, sorry, bro.
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-Hey, Mike! Hey, man.
-Yo.
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-What's going on?
-What's going on, bro?
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-Are you going in?
-Yeah, yeah, we're going.
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Can I come with you?
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Uh...
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Dude, I don't... They're never
gonna let you in like that.
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-Come on, I'd do anything.
-It's not my fault!
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I mean, I'm just saying
they're not gonna do it.
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I would let you.
I would do it, but...
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I don't think
they're gonna do it, bro.
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Alright.
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Alright?
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Fuck. OK, dude. Hey.
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-Um...you're gonna owe me.
-I promise, man, I...
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I mean, owe me. You're gonna...
No questions asked, owe me.
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-Anything. -Take your hood off.
Try to look a little more...
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I don't know,
tuck your fucking shirt in.
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You gotta not wear
tennis shoes, bro.
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George, dude, I got one.
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I'm sorry. I know, I know.
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Alright, thanks, bro. I owe you.
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Sorry, man.
These are the only shoes I got.
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Hey, baby. Mwah!
Can we borrow one of these?
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Thank you. Grab one.
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Is it free?
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Don't worry, man,
you're gonna earn your keep.
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So, I got us a new recruit.
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Ladies, meet the Kid.
Portia, Ruby.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Hey.
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What are we thinking?
Yes, no, maybe?
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Oh, yeah. The cougars
will eat him up.
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Yeah? That's a quality
endorsement, my friend.
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What do you guys do?
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-What?
-Come here. Come here.
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Anytime a girl tells you her
name starts with a flower
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or a car or a stone, don't
bother asking what she does.
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You know what I'm saying? Bro, I
ain't got that much time.
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-So I'm calling in
my favour, alright? -OK.
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You see the girls with
the tiara thing and the sash?
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-Yeah?
-Go talk to them.
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What do you want me to say?
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I don't care what you say. You
never talked to a girl before?
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Just go talk to her!
Be creative.
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She does not look like
she wants to be bothered.
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Look at what she's wearing!
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She came here tonight
to be bothered.
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Now, go bother her. You want
to be inside or outside?
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-I want to be inside.
-I'll save you in a minute.
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Get out of here, let's go.
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We are getting wasted tonight
if we could get a drink.
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I know.
242
00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:35,987
She's, like, ignoring
the whole side of this bar.
243
00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:38,507
-It's obnoxious.
-Hey... -Hey, Carla.
244
00:13:38,541 --> 00:13:41,027
-Oh. Jeez.
-Yo, man.
245
00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:43,857
-Watch out, you're gonna
knock my girlfriend. -Oh, yeah?
246
00:13:43,892 --> 00:13:45,859
Yeah, what the fuck
are you gonna do?
247
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:51,485
-Uh, hi.
-Hi.
248
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,453
-Do I know you?
-Uh, no, I'm, uh...
249
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:56,663
I didn't know that I had a
boyfriend, but thanks for that.
250
00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:58,285
All the guys here
are fucking obnoxious.
251
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,219
Thanks for that.
252
00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:03,635
Who do we have to fuck
to get a fucking drink?!
253
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,155
-Uh, me, please?
-You'd like that, wouldn't you?
254
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:08,226
-Uh, yes, I would.
-Yeah?
255
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:11,540
We have been standing around
here for a while, and I'm 21.
256
00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:13,162
-It's true.
-And I can't get drunk.
257
00:14:13,197 --> 00:14:14,612
-You're 21?
-Yes.
258
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,234
-Happy 21st.
-Thank you.
259
00:14:16,269 --> 00:14:18,167
I'd buy you guys
a shot if I could...
260
00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:19,617
Oh, no, don't worry
about it, um...?
261
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,377
Oh, uh, Adam.
262
00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:23,379
-Hi. -Hi.
-I'm Liz. -Hi, Liz.
263
00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:25,381
-Hi.
-What you say there, baby boy?
264
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,452
You want one? I can't find
anybody to take these.
265
00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,523
-Y'all want them?
-Yeah!
266
00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:31,594
Perfect. We can't
drink them all ourselves.
267
00:14:31,629 --> 00:14:34,597
Uh, here's to, um...
our children.
268
00:14:34,632 --> 00:14:36,496
May they have rich
fucking parents.
269
00:14:40,431 --> 00:14:43,296
- Yes.
- OK.
270
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:46,368
-Where do you guys go, to USF?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
271
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:49,681
-So it's summer break, correct?
-That's right! -Yes. Whoo!
272
00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:51,614
And if I'm not mistaken,
that says "21," right?
273
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:55,101
-I am 21, yes! -Then why
the fuck isn't she throwing up?
274
00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:57,137
We can't get drinks!
275
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,415
What do you mean you can't
get drinks? That's no excuse.
276
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,624
-That's a bad friend you got.
-I'm not a bad friend!
277
00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:03,730
-It's her 21st birthday.
-You are a bad friend.
278
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:06,008
-I'm trying!
-You are a bad friend.
279
00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:08,977
See? You heard it from her.
I'm just saying.
280
00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:10,702
What are you guys
planning on doing tonight?
281
00:15:10,737 --> 00:15:12,463
Wouldn't you like to know!
282
00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,327
Actually, I would,
to be totally honest.
283
00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,398
If you guys like to get
a wee bit crazy,
284
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,296
why don't you come down
and see the show?
285
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,025
Are you serious?
286
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,062
-Wow.
-As a heart attack, yes.
287
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:27,271
We have a lot of friends here,
though. Can they come too?
288
00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:29,273
-How many?
-Eight or nine.
289
00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,344
That's perfect, actually.
Here, hand them these.
290
00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:33,415
They get in free at the door
with one of those.
291
00:15:33,449 --> 00:15:36,418
-OK. Maybe we'll come.
-No. That's not a commitment.
292
00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:39,041
Maybe we'll come. IF your
little friend here comes too.
293
00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:41,112
-Me?
-Oh, little friend.
294
00:15:41,147 --> 00:15:43,149
That's an easy if,
because he will be there.
295
00:15:43,183 --> 00:15:45,427
-He absolutely will be there.
-I will?
296
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:49,051
-Well, then we'll be there too.
-Show starts in 45 minutes.
297
00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:50,604
-OK.
-You can make it in 45 minutes?
298
00:15:50,639 --> 00:15:52,227
Yeah.
299
00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:53,607
-You swear?
-We promise.
300
00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:56,093
Dude, you're
a fucking stripper?
301
00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:58,198
I swear I thought
you were gonna shit the bed,
302
00:15:58,233 --> 00:15:59,648
but you actually did it.
303
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:01,650
Oh, man, I feel like I owe it
to you.
304
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,341
I can throw you a hundred bucks,
305
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,585
maybe tip you out
at the end of the night.
306
00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,345
-If you really want to host.
-Host what?
307
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,313
Yeah. No, for sure.
308
00:16:13,524 --> 00:16:15,526
Hope you're ready for this shit.
309
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,011
- Mike!
- Hey, ladies.
310
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:19,737
What y'all doing?
Y'all ready?
311
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:24,776
Who's your friend, Mike?
312
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,332
I'm ready!
313
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:31,266
-The owner. Jesus.
-Whoo!
314
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:33,509
Fucking Valhalla shit, man.
315
00:16:33,544 --> 00:16:36,650
You see that shit,
Mike? -Yeah.
316
00:16:36,685 --> 00:16:38,687
Chicks are gonna go fucking
crazy over this, man.
317
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,758
I'm thinking about
giving this routine
318
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,209
to Tarzan unless you want it.
-What do you think? -Mm, no.
319
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,763
It's not my style, but somebody
should do it. It's cool.
320
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,283
Oh, it's fucking really cool,
isn't it? Who's this?
321
00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:52,080
This is the Kid. He wrangled,
like, 9 sorority girls for us.
322
00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:54,323
So I figured we'd help him out,
throw him some cash.
323
00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:55,773
He could help out tonight.
324
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,362
-How old are you?
-Uh, 19.
325
00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,433
What the fuck am I
supposed to do with that?
326
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,229
-Oh, come on. He don't look 19.
-Well, I can't have him host.
327
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:05,300
Can't have a 19-year-old
on the fucking street.
328
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,578
-Then he can do props, can't he?
-I can do anything.
329
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:09,614
We're setting up
our own shit as it is.
330
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:11,547
Alright. Props.
331
00:17:11,582 --> 00:17:13,618
-Yeah? Alright.
-You're on props tonight.
332
00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:16,276
Do whatever Mikey tells you
or any of the guys tell you.
333
00:17:16,311 --> 00:17:18,278
Clean the fucking toilets,
whatever it is, alright?
334
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:20,867
Tonight. And listen up.
335
00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,593
This is not a fucking joke.
336
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,871
Alright? It's not a hobby.
337
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,597
This is a serious business
I'm running here.
338
00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:28,668
So the last thing I need
is a teenage liability
339
00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,601
fucking my future up, capisce?
340
00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,223
Yeah.
341
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,707
One thing about
Waffle House pussy
342
00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:35,330
is you gotta worry
about the teeth.
343
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:37,608
Waffle House pussy?
344
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:40,128
Yo, everybody, this is the Kid.
345
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:42,406
Y'all can thank me later.
He's gonna help us out tonight.
346
00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,512
This is Big Dick Richie, Ken,
Tito, Tarzan, Beast of Tampa.
347
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:47,135
What's up, what's up?
348
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:49,171
Alright, just tell him
what props you need.
349
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:51,863
I'll have him set them up later.
And, uh, yeah, have fun.
350
00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:53,762
-Hey, Kid.
-Make yourself at home, Kid.
351
00:17:53,796 --> 00:17:56,696
-There you go, brother.
-Uh, no, thanks, man.
352
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,318
-No?
-Nah, I'm good.
353
00:17:58,353 --> 00:18:00,355
Suit yourself.
354
00:18:00,389 --> 00:18:02,702
OK. You handed it to me
like the Hindenburg there.
355
00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:04,497
How long you been on the force?
356
00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:07,362
-What?
-The police.
357
00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:08,880
How long you been a cop?
358
00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:11,193
I'm not a cop, man.
359
00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:13,713
Just fucking with you.
Sit down.
360
00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,508
Come on, buddy, sit down.
361
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,303
Oh.
362
00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:19,201
So, how you know Mike?
363
00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:21,514
Uh...
364
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:24,896
We, uh, we worked together
on construction.
365
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,657
-I told you, man.
-Love it.
366
00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:29,625
All organic, all natural.
367
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,697
-What kind of cash you make?
-You alright, man?
368
00:18:32,732 --> 00:18:35,838
A little more expensive,
but, man, worth it.
369
00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,461
What kind of cash you make?
370
00:18:37,495 --> 00:18:39,601
Like, ten bucks an hour.
371
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:43,225
-Under the table?
-Yeah.
372
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,744
Hmm! Not bad.
373
00:18:44,778 --> 00:18:46,815
You're changing my life
one step at a time.
374
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:50,750
So, you're here to help us out?
375
00:18:50,784 --> 00:18:52,855
Yes, I am.
376
00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:56,376
Alright, so I got your first
little piece of business. Bam!
377
00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:58,275
That look ashy to you?
378
00:18:58,309 --> 00:19:00,691
-What's that, man?
-That look ashy?
379
00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:02,762
Heads up.
380
00:19:02,796 --> 00:19:06,214
Just give it a little...spray
on that calf there.
381
00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:09,493
-Come on.
-Come on.
382
00:19:09,527 --> 00:19:11,943
Dude, I don't want
to spray your leg.
383
00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:14,739
-Just do it!
-We all had to do it, man.
384
00:19:14,774 --> 00:19:17,811
It's like the initiation. Lord
of the Flies. Come on. Roll.
385
00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,882
Come on, kid, help out.
It's alright.
386
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:22,471
We're gonna tip you out good
at the end of the night.
387
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:23,921
You'll be a happy man.
388
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,750
Make sure
you massage it in good.
389
00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:31,722
-You serious?
-Yeah.
390
00:19:34,483 --> 00:19:37,314
He fucking did it too!
391
00:19:37,348 --> 00:19:40,317
You're alright, man.
You're alright.
392
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:47,289
Take this front-row table
right here, ladies.
393
00:19:47,324 --> 00:19:48,739
Thanks. Whoo-hoo!
394
00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:51,604
You got your ID on you?
You got your ID?
395
00:19:51,638 --> 00:19:53,537
You're not drinking a Shirley
Temple tonight, are you?
396
00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:56,471
No, no, no, no. No. We've
already had a few drinks, so...
397
00:19:56,505 --> 00:19:58,369
Alright. No Roy Rogers,
no Shirley Temples.
398
00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:01,234
-Y'all have a great time, OK?
-Thank you.
399
00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:03,271
See, we do a group act first,
400
00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,445
then we do our solos,
and then we do hot seats.
401
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,723
If everything goes really well,
we get these girls jacked up,
402
00:20:07,758 --> 00:20:10,519
we jack up the price of the
hot seats, so don't fuck up.
403
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:12,590
Dude, it's easy.
404
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,524
All you gotta do is
just hand us our props
405
00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:17,492
before we go out on stage.
406
00:20:17,526 --> 00:20:19,425
Alright? That's it.
That's all you got to do.
407
00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,254
- You bring out whatever...
- Hey, primo!
408
00:20:21,289 --> 00:20:22,704
There he is.
409
00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:25,396
-This is Tobias, resident DJ.
-Hey, man.
410
00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:27,467
The Kid, Tobias.
Tobias, the Kid.
411
00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:29,952
He's gonna be the one giving
you the cue before each act.
412
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:33,024
Pre-game.
That's what I'm talking about.
413
00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:35,717
-It's the love potion, man.
-What is this, strawberry?
414
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,823
-What is this flavour?
-It's a little mixture.
415
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,654
In Miami, we call it Hey Juice.
416
00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:43,518
-Hey Juice?
-Hey Juice.
417
00:20:43,552 --> 00:20:45,968
Yes, because if you
drink the whole bottle, hey!
418
00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:48,454
You gonna like it, man.
Give him a sample.
419
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:52,596
You can't drink, so you want,
like, a half a cap?
420
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:54,908
But I...I don't know
what the fuck it is.
421
00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,945
It's just G.
422
00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:58,947
It's basically like getting
drunk without all the calories.
423
00:21:00,535 --> 00:21:03,400
-Alright.
-You sure?
424
00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:10,372
Alright,
alright, alright, alright!
425
00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:12,961
Whoo!
426
00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:17,103
Yeah. How we feeling tonight,
ladies?
427
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:19,036
Come on, let me hear it
one more time.
428
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,658
Come on. Come on.
429
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,522
It's gonna rain,
rain gonna come down
430
00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:24,593
and cleanse our soul
and wash away the ash.
431
00:21:24,628 --> 00:21:26,768
So get out your purses
and get ready
432
00:21:26,802 --> 00:21:28,839
to spend some
motherfucking cash.
433
00:21:28,873 --> 00:21:30,910
Will you welcome to the stage
the one, the only,
434
00:21:30,944 --> 00:21:33,671
the Cock-rocking
Kings of Tampa!
435
00:25:09,956 --> 00:25:12,131
Hoo-ah!
436
00:25:12,165 --> 00:25:14,133
Tarzan!
437
00:25:21,278 --> 00:25:24,246
Tarzan!
438
00:25:24,281 --> 00:25:28,043
-Where is he? -I don't give
a shit! I'm not picking him up!
439
00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:29,666
Motherfucker.
What the fuck, man?
440
00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:32,151
Tarzan, Tarzan. Fuck, man.
441
00:25:32,185 --> 00:25:35,223
Fucker! How many
fucking times, huh?
442
00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:38,882
Ken, S and M routine. You up
on that? Can you do that?
443
00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:40,953
I told you, I'm not
putting that out there, man.
444
00:25:40,987 --> 00:25:45,751
-It's too much negative energy.
-Negative fucking energy.
445
00:25:45,785 --> 00:25:47,304
-And it comes back.
-You're fucking kidding me.
446
00:25:47,338 --> 00:25:49,133
Richie, the, uh,
fire-breathing gig.
447
00:25:49,168 --> 00:25:50,756
Huh? You up for that?
448
00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:54,311
Nah, I got the
fire-phobia issue.
449
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:58,177
Tito...anything, man. South
of the border fucking shit...
450
00:25:58,211 --> 00:25:59,903
I just gave you
two dances, Dallas.
451
00:25:59,937 --> 00:26:01,283
-Nothing?
-I'm working on something.
452
00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:02,975
-It's not ready yet.
-Fuck!
453
00:26:03,009 --> 00:26:04,770
-It's not ready.
-Alright. Alright.
454
00:26:04,804 --> 00:26:07,393
Alright, we gotta do something.
Mikey, what do you got?
455
00:26:07,427 --> 00:26:09,188
I just came offstage.
I can't do it.
456
00:26:09,222 --> 00:26:11,880
-An idea, man. An idea.
-You go out, then.
457
00:26:11,915 --> 00:26:13,882
I'm not hitting
the fucking floor. Come on.
458
00:26:13,917 --> 00:26:15,608
You want me to come up
with something?
459
00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:16,747
Fuck, yeah, man.
460
00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:22,166
I hope you can dance.
You still owe me.
461
00:26:22,201 --> 00:26:23,374
Come on!
462
00:26:25,687 --> 00:26:27,689
-Whoo!
-Ow!
463
00:26:29,691 --> 00:26:31,279
You just start
taking your clothes off.
464
00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:34,247
Walk out there. What are you
looking at Dallas for?
465
00:26:34,282 --> 00:26:36,077
Don't. Look at them. Look out.
466
00:26:36,111 --> 00:26:38,010
Just start, bro.
467
00:26:38,044 --> 00:26:40,771
Yeah, perfect, perfect.
Go, go, go, go.
468
00:26:46,018 --> 00:26:47,433
There you go.
469
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:58,435
Alright, alright, alright,
alright, alright.
470
00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,437
Alright, let's give it up
for the Kid, huh?
471
00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:02,439
Popped his cherry
onstage tonight.
472
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:05,062
And you know what time it is.
It's time for the hot seat.
473
00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:06,995
You know what that means.
The orgy's over, ladies.
474
00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:09,791
Time for some one-on-one time
with the man of your dreams.
475
00:28:09,826 --> 00:28:12,794
$5 a pop. Keep them handy.
Get up here.
476
00:28:12,829 --> 00:28:14,900
Welcome to the crazy club, Kid.
477
00:28:14,934 --> 00:28:16,936
Come on. Come on, baby.
478
00:28:16,971 --> 00:28:19,076
Everybody. Alright,
line up, line up, line up.
479
00:28:19,111 --> 00:28:22,321
Yeah, man.
Whose big dick did that? Whoo!
480
00:28:22,355 --> 00:28:23,943
We did good, swear to God.
481
00:28:23,978 --> 00:28:25,462
I love it!
482
00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:28,292
Kid! Kid! Kiiiid!
483
00:28:28,327 --> 00:28:29,915
Look at this saggy underwearing,
484
00:28:29,949 --> 00:28:31,433
motherfucking all-star
right here!
485
00:28:31,468 --> 00:28:32,849
Buy yourself some
fresh drawers!
486
00:28:32,883 --> 00:28:34,402
He put that kiss on her, and...
487
00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:36,024
Pouring money
out of their hands!
488
00:28:36,059 --> 00:28:39,476
Ah...
489
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:42,790
Never kiss the girls, kid.
That's Performer 101!
490
00:28:42,824 --> 00:28:45,827
Hey. You gotta watch out for
herpes. Think about it.
491
00:28:45,862 --> 00:28:49,210
That too. But tonight, you took
a chance and it paid off.
492
00:28:49,244 --> 00:28:51,281
I like that. Fuckin' worked.
493
00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:53,835
-I got you your money, man.
-That ain't my money, big boy.
494
00:28:53,870 --> 00:28:55,906
-That's your money.
-Really?
495
00:28:55,941 --> 00:28:58,012
Every man keeps every dollar
he makes on that stage.
496
00:28:58,046 --> 00:29:01,325
Plus the $50 that I owe you.
Alright?
497
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,362
Look, get ready to work,
big boy.
498
00:29:03,396 --> 00:29:05,916
It ain't going to be that easy
every time, hear me?
499
00:29:05,951 --> 00:29:08,263
-Yes, sir.
-Fucking worked. Whoo!
500
00:29:08,298 --> 00:29:10,990
Ho!
501
00:29:11,025 --> 00:29:15,167
- Ken, nice fucking robot.
- Good shit!
502
00:29:15,201 --> 00:29:18,860
Those girls said they'd meet us
at the Amp afterwards.
503
00:29:18,895 --> 00:29:20,897
Big Dick, they are still
devastated by your cock.
504
00:29:20,931 --> 00:29:24,555
It was like
25% dancing, 50% marketing.
505
00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:27,041
Hey, Mike sold it up real nice.
506
00:29:27,075 --> 00:29:30,320
Yeah, how about you
forgetting 25% more genius?
507
00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:32,598
Genius, Kid. Genius.
508
00:29:32,632 --> 00:29:34,220
How we do tonight, Mikey?
509
00:29:34,255 --> 00:29:37,120
Uh...it's a little under $2,500.
510
00:29:37,154 --> 00:29:40,571
-That's $400 better
than last week. -That'll work.
511
00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:43,816
-And my, uh...my cut
of the door. -Yes, sir.
512
00:29:43,851 --> 00:29:46,025
That was dangerous shit
you pulled tonight,
513
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:48,234
throwing that kid out
on the plank like that.
514
00:29:48,269 --> 00:29:51,065
It worked,
though, didn't it?
515
00:29:51,099 --> 00:29:54,206
Shit. I didn't know if it was
gonna till he hit the floor.
516
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,622
-He pulled it out.
-Yeah. What's his story?
517
00:29:56,656 --> 00:30:00,384
I don't know. I mean,
I met him at the site today.
518
00:30:00,419 --> 00:30:02,559
Ran into him at Ybor.
519
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:05,044
Those two little pretty ones
over there were...
520
00:30:05,079 --> 00:30:07,046
..just all hot and bothered,
521
00:30:07,081 --> 00:30:09,324
so I just figured
I'd bring him along.
522
00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:11,257
Well, it was a good move.
523
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:14,260
He may have something, brother.
He's young, good-looking...
524
00:30:14,295 --> 00:30:16,297
He can't dance for shit.
525
00:30:16,331 --> 00:30:18,402
Cannot dance for shit,
but that is teachable.
526
00:30:18,437 --> 00:30:21,440
We could use some more
youth on the team.
527
00:30:21,474 --> 00:30:23,373
Why don't you bring him
to practice tomorrow,
528
00:30:23,407 --> 00:30:25,444
and I'm gonna see
what he's got.
529
00:30:25,478 --> 00:30:27,515
So, what the fuck
is going on in Miami?
530
00:30:27,549 --> 00:30:29,586
Miami is looking good.
531
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:32,037
I got a couple loopholes
I gotta get through
532
00:30:32,071 --> 00:30:34,004
with the real estate
attorneys down there,
533
00:30:34,039 --> 00:30:36,386
but after that, it's gonna be
all green lights, brother.
534
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,146
What you need from me?
What's my side?
535
00:30:38,181 --> 00:30:40,148
You just gotta keep doing
what you're doing, man.
536
00:30:40,183 --> 00:30:42,219
-Yeah?
-I love where your head's at.
537
00:30:42,254 --> 00:30:44,497
You're focused. You're like
a big brother to this team.
538
00:30:44,532 --> 00:30:46,914
You keep that up,
you could be making
539
00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:49,192
a lot more than this door
money, I guarantee you that.
540
00:30:49,226 --> 00:30:52,574
-Both ways this time, right?
-Two-way street, baby.
541
00:30:52,609 --> 00:30:54,507
I want to hear you
say the word. Equity.
542
00:30:54,542 --> 00:30:57,925
-E-Q-U-I-T-Y.
-Say it. Say it.
543
00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:03,862
Come on,
I'm telling the story, man.
544
00:32:57,182 --> 00:32:59,080
-Hey, Mike.
-Huh?
545
00:32:59,115 --> 00:33:01,358
I think, uh...
546
00:33:01,393 --> 00:33:04,016
I think we should be
best friends.
547
00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:07,054
OK.
548
00:33:07,088 --> 00:33:08,503
Let's go.
549
00:33:08,538 --> 00:33:10,471
Fuck!
550
00:33:13,129 --> 00:33:16,063
Fucking cover for me.
551
00:33:16,097 --> 00:33:18,789
So, how pregnant
did you get that girl's mouth?
552
00:33:18,824 --> 00:33:22,103
Uh, wet.
553
00:33:27,108 --> 00:33:29,214
This is fucking great.
554
00:33:32,734 --> 00:33:35,358
-Good morning.
-Hi, sis.
555
00:33:35,392 --> 00:33:36,807
- Hi.
- Hi.
556
00:33:36,842 --> 00:33:38,568
- Brooke, this is Mike.
- Oh, nice one.
557
00:33:38,602 --> 00:33:40,777
-Mike, this is Brooke.
-Absolute pleasure.
558
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:42,675
-Hello.
-Hi.
559
00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:44,401
You...you a nurse?
560
00:33:44,436 --> 00:33:46,265
I'm a medical assistant.
561
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:48,267
I process nurses' paperwork.
562
00:33:48,302 --> 00:33:52,168
-Way cooler.
-Sure. Sure.
563
00:33:52,202 --> 00:33:54,308
Oh, nice, dude!
564
00:33:54,342 --> 00:33:56,724
Is this one of those retro,
like...Wakefield,
565
00:33:56,758 --> 00:33:59,209
or is this a Russel Wright?
566
00:33:59,244 --> 00:34:01,832
Oh, it's a knock-off.
That's cool, though.
567
00:34:01,867 --> 00:34:03,524
Where'd you get this thing?
568
00:34:03,558 --> 00:34:05,457
Uh, apparently,
the knock-off place.
569
00:34:05,491 --> 00:34:07,114
Right.
570
00:34:07,148 --> 00:34:09,116
So, how do you know my brother?
571
00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:11,187
Uh, he's on my roofing crew.
572
00:34:11,221 --> 00:34:14,569
But I'm an entrepreneur, though.
I, uh, manage a few businesses.
573
00:34:15,812 --> 00:34:17,434
Sure.
574
00:34:17,469 --> 00:34:21,266
Sure. Cool. Cool.
575
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:26,167
So, the Kid said something
about breakfast.
576
00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:28,100
Uh, well, he must be
fucking drunk
577
00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:31,483
'cause I don't cook
no fucking breakfast.
578
00:34:31,517 --> 00:34:33,554
I wasn't talking
about you cooking it.
579
00:34:33,588 --> 00:34:38,110
He just said you
like breakfast food.
580
00:34:38,145 --> 00:34:40,768
And we were going to swing
by IHOP on the way...
581
00:34:40,802 --> 00:34:43,460
OK, uh, good talk.
582
00:34:43,495 --> 00:34:45,635
I'll be outside with the rest
583
00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:48,327
of the breakfast lovers
of the world.
584
00:34:48,362 --> 00:34:51,365
Alright, Kid.
585
00:34:51,399 --> 00:34:53,436
Virgin dance
the other night.
586
00:34:53,470 --> 00:34:56,266
Chunk it. You only have
your cherry popped one time.
587
00:34:56,301 --> 00:34:59,476
Look, you walked out onstage,
you looked like shit, alright?
588
00:34:59,511 --> 00:35:01,409
Where I saw something
is when you got offstage
589
00:35:01,444 --> 00:35:03,411
and pulled a one-on-one
with that chick.
590
00:35:03,446 --> 00:35:05,689
Alright? I'll show you
what you're gonna do next,
591
00:35:05,724 --> 00:35:07,450
but for now, let's go
to the basics.
592
00:35:07,484 --> 00:35:08,899
-Take your clothes off.
-Right now?
593
00:35:08,934 --> 00:35:10,522
Right fucking now.
Take them off.
594
00:35:10,556 --> 00:35:13,249
Every fucking one of them.
Let's go.
595
00:35:13,283 --> 00:35:16,355
Let's go. Take them off.
596
00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:19,289
-Hang on, hang on. No, no, no.
-What the fuck you doing, man?
597
00:35:19,324 --> 00:35:21,567
What are you, a 12-year-old
in the locker room?
598
00:35:21,602 --> 00:35:24,294
-No. -What the fuck you doing?
-I'm taking off my clothes.
599
00:35:24,329 --> 00:35:27,366
Taking off your clothes like a
12-year-old in the locker room.
600
00:35:27,401 --> 00:35:29,541
You're not a 12-year-old
in the locker room.
601
00:35:29,575 --> 00:35:32,164
You are the man. On the stage.
602
00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,477
Thousands of women.
Eyes on you.
603
00:35:34,511 --> 00:35:36,824
You are their vision.
So, what do you do?
604
00:35:36,858 --> 00:35:38,895
You don't just fucking
throw your clothes off, do you?
605
00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:40,966
You fucking make it count, baby.
606
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,969
You walk out. You own it.
607
00:35:44,003 --> 00:35:45,660
You look around.
608
00:35:45,695 --> 00:35:47,593
You tease.
609
00:35:47,628 --> 00:35:49,664
You seduce.
610
00:35:51,321 --> 00:35:53,634
Clock eyes, but don't lock in
on any of them.
611
00:35:53,668 --> 00:35:58,880
You gotta believe that you are
inside every single one of them.
612
00:35:58,915 --> 00:36:03,437
And when the time's right,
and you'll know it,
613
00:36:03,471 --> 00:36:05,473
foom!
614
00:36:05,508 --> 00:36:07,544
Stick it.
615
00:36:07,579 --> 00:36:10,582
That right there is like hitting
the G-spot every single time.
616
00:36:10,616 --> 00:36:13,412
Alright, now, get up there.
Move around.
617
00:36:13,447 --> 00:36:16,312
You see, baby, you're not
just stripping. Alright?
618
00:36:16,346 --> 00:36:20,454
You are fulfilling every woman's
wildest fantasies. Alright?
619
00:36:20,488 --> 00:36:23,008
You are the husband
that they never had.
620
00:36:23,042 --> 00:36:25,528
You are that dreamboat guy
that never came along.
621
00:36:25,562 --> 00:36:29,359
You are the one-night stand,
that free fling of a fuck
622
00:36:29,394 --> 00:36:32,259
that they get to have
tonight with you onstage
623
00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:33,743
and still go home to their hubby
624
00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:35,607
and not get in trouble,
because you, baby...
625
00:36:35,641 --> 00:36:37,402
you made it legal.
626
00:36:37,436 --> 00:36:39,335
You are the liberation. Own it.
627
00:36:39,369 --> 00:36:41,613
Who's got the cock?
You do. They don't.
628
00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:43,235
Get right here. Move slow.
629
00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:45,375
Around, around.
Fucking concentrate.
630
00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:48,551
Round, round, round.
Make this shit count.
631
00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:50,622
Ain't time for a fucking
fag joke in here, boy.
632
00:36:50,656 --> 00:36:53,625
I'm talking about money.
Move around, round, round.
633
00:36:53,659 --> 00:36:56,352
Get the movements, breathe.
Alright.
634
00:36:56,386 --> 00:36:57,801
Easy, rattlesnake.
635
00:36:57,836 --> 00:36:59,872
Now, on three,
you're going to stick it.
636
00:36:59,907 --> 00:37:02,323
One, two, three.
637
00:37:02,358 --> 00:37:03,911
Stick!
638
00:37:03,945 --> 00:37:06,672
That's the hook, baby.
That's the fucking hook.
639
00:37:06,707 --> 00:37:09,779
That's what I'm talking about.
Alright?
640
00:37:11,988 --> 00:37:14,439
You can do this,
'cause I know you can.
641
00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:17,027
-I can do it.
-Now, take a breath.
642
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,824
Fuck that mirror
like you mean it.
643
00:37:20,859 --> 00:37:22,861
Alright, alright, alright.
644
00:37:22,895 --> 00:37:25,484
We got the Kid
coming up on the main stage.
645
00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:28,556
-Hi, Beatrice. Alright,
you ready? -What?
646
00:37:28,591 --> 00:37:30,972
Dallas gave me the go-ahead
on getting you suited up, son.
647
00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:33,458
-You ready?
-Yeah.
648
00:37:33,492 --> 00:37:34,907
Why do you look scared for?
649
00:37:34,942 --> 00:37:36,633
You already lost
your virginity, man.
650
00:37:36,668 --> 00:37:38,946
All you gotta do now
is get good at it.
651
00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:41,293
We gotta get you
an American flag,
652
00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:44,883
'Star-Spangled Banner'
for Fourth of July summertime.
653
00:37:44,917 --> 00:37:47,851
Dude, this has no back.
654
00:37:47,886 --> 00:37:52,511
Yeah. That's the point.
It's a thong.
655
00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:56,412
What the fuck is this?
656
00:37:56,446 --> 00:37:58,828
Stay away from the elephant
socks, bro. That's Dallas shit.
657
00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:01,451
You don't want to look like him
on the first night out, do you?
658
00:38:01,486 --> 00:38:04,868
What's Dallas's deal, man?
Is he... Is he a good guy?
659
00:38:04,903 --> 00:38:09,804
Yeah. Dallas is...
Uh, Dallas is Dallas.
660
00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:12,462
I mean, it's pretty cool
that he let me in.
661
00:38:12,497 --> 00:38:15,362
Yeah. It's cool
that he let you in.
662
00:38:15,396 --> 00:38:17,433
Look, we think you got
something.
663
00:38:17,467 --> 00:38:19,607
Not exactly sure
what that is just yet,
664
00:38:19,642 --> 00:38:22,817
but, uh, all we know
is you got a lot of work to do.
665
00:38:22,852 --> 00:38:24,854
So don't quit your day job
just yet.
666
00:38:56,644 --> 00:38:59,440
Adam!
667
00:38:59,475 --> 00:39:01,511
Adam, get out here.
I need to talk to you.
668
00:39:01,546 --> 00:39:03,513
What do you want?
669
00:39:03,548 --> 00:39:07,517
I want to talk to you, man.
Get the fuck out. Get out, Adam!
670
00:39:07,552 --> 00:39:10,382
I'll be out in a minute, please!
One sec.
671
00:39:10,417 --> 00:39:12,971
Adam, I need to
fucking talk to you.
672
00:39:13,005 --> 00:39:14,593
What about?
673
00:39:14,628 --> 00:39:17,596
Um, about this box.
674
00:39:17,631 --> 00:39:19,598
I need to talk to you
about this box...
675
00:39:19,633 --> 00:39:21,669
Oh, fuck me.
676
00:39:21,704 --> 00:39:23,947
..of boots and thongs and
sailor hats and tube socks,
677
00:39:23,982 --> 00:39:25,984
and I don't even fucking...
I don't even know.
678
00:39:26,018 --> 00:39:27,675
Uh, it's for work.
679
00:39:27,710 --> 00:39:30,609
It's for work? Adam, don't
fucking lie to me, man.
680
00:39:30,644 --> 00:39:33,163
Come on, I'm your sister.
I love you. I don't judge you.
681
00:39:33,198 --> 00:39:37,098
You're my brother. Just come out
here so I can talk to you.
682
00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:39,169
You know I don't care
what your preferences are, man.
683
00:39:39,204 --> 00:39:42,690
-Preferences? -I want to talk
to you about... -Whoa, hey!
684
00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:46,418
It is not what it looks like.
685
00:39:46,453 --> 00:39:48,593
Is that my razor?
686
00:39:48,627 --> 00:39:50,042
Yeah.
687
00:39:50,077 --> 00:39:54,012
Are you shaving
your fucking legs?
688
00:39:54,046 --> 00:39:56,014
Yeah, I'm shaving my legs.
689
00:39:56,048 --> 00:39:57,912
Why are you shaving your legs?
690
00:39:57,947 --> 00:39:59,535
It's for work, OK?
691
00:39:59,569 --> 00:40:01,019
What do you mean,
"It's for work"?
692
00:40:01,053 --> 00:40:02,917
How could it possibly be
for work?
693
00:41:06,187 --> 00:41:08,258
Ma'am, excuse me, you're
gonna have to move it down,
694
00:41:08,293 --> 00:41:10,985
'cause, uh, this is the
breakfast lovers' section.
695
00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:13,885
-Here we go.
-Hi, Mike.
696
00:41:13,919 --> 00:41:16,612
-Hi.
-Hi.
697
00:41:16,646 --> 00:41:19,028
Entrepreneur/stripper?
Stripper/entrepreneur?
698
00:41:20,754 --> 00:41:24,033
Either one. It's fine.
699
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:26,622
You really just came down
to see little brother?
700
00:41:26,656 --> 00:41:30,108
No, I was hoping
this was all a joke.
701
00:41:30,142 --> 00:41:32,800
It is pretty funny.
702
00:41:36,286 --> 00:41:39,289
You better take care of him,
Mike.
703
00:41:42,154 --> 00:41:44,985
OK, Mom.
704
00:41:45,019 --> 00:41:46,607
I'll take care of him.
705
00:41:46,642 --> 00:41:48,022
You should stick around,
though.
706
00:42:00,587 --> 00:42:03,555
Alright, alright.
707
00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,730
Hey, let's give it up
for the Kid, huh?
708
00:42:07,214 --> 00:42:09,768
Bang! A six-shooter for you.
709
00:42:09,803 --> 00:42:13,013
There we go.
710
00:42:13,047 --> 00:42:16,982
This next performer
who's coming out,
711
00:42:17,017 --> 00:42:18,674
he's one of a kind, ladies.
712
00:42:20,676 --> 00:42:23,817
I saw this young man walking
down the street six years ago
713
00:42:23,851 --> 00:42:27,924
and I knew when I saw him,
I knew I had to bring him in.
714
00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:31,618
Bring him in, have his talents
be shown to the universe.
715
00:42:33,689 --> 00:42:35,863
And tonight, he's gonna be
right here on this stage,
716
00:42:35,898 --> 00:42:38,901
so you can see with
your very own eyes.
717
00:42:38,935 --> 00:42:40,765
Our feature presentation,
the one and only,
718
00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:46,184
the star of the show,
Mr Magic Mike.
719
00:45:08,222 --> 00:45:11,156
-You see your sister tonight?
-See my sister?
720
00:45:11,191 --> 00:45:12,848
-Yeah.
-What do you mean?
721
00:45:12,882 --> 00:45:14,539
Your sister was there.
722
00:45:14,573 --> 00:45:16,161
No, she wasn't.
723
00:45:16,196 --> 00:45:19,061
Yeah, she was there
during your act.
724
00:45:19,095 --> 00:45:21,097
You talked to my sister?
725
00:45:21,132 --> 00:45:24,514
As you were dry-humping a girl
up and down the stage, yes.
726
00:45:24,549 --> 00:45:26,482
My sister saw me dance?
727
00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,104
Yeah, we were actually laughing.
728
00:45:28,139 --> 00:45:30,003
I had a pretty good
laugh about it.
729
00:45:30,037 --> 00:45:33,040
Oh, wow! Fuck!
730
00:45:33,075 --> 00:45:35,318
She did not look happy.
Did you tell her to come?
731
00:45:35,353 --> 00:45:38,183
I told her. I didn't think
she'd fucking come. Jeez.
732
00:45:38,218 --> 00:45:40,047
-Well, she did.
-Wow.
733
00:45:40,082 --> 00:45:43,292
I don't know how long she
stayed for, but it was, uh...
734
00:45:43,326 --> 00:45:45,018
She looked pissed.
735
00:45:45,052 --> 00:45:48,400
Fu... Whoo!
736
00:45:48,435 --> 00:45:50,299
How much money
did you make tonight?
737
00:45:50,333 --> 00:45:52,301
-How much money?
-Yeah.
738
00:45:52,335 --> 00:45:55,925
-Uh, like 230.
-230? That's good, man.
739
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,410
Oh, by the way,
I got this for you, uh,
740
00:45:58,445 --> 00:46:00,343
just for gas and shit.
741
00:46:00,378 --> 00:46:02,518
Get the...
Are you kidding me, dude?
742
00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:05,832
-Keep your money. It's fine.
-You always drive me around.
743
00:46:05,866 --> 00:46:08,248
I can pay for my own gas.
It's fine. Thank you, though.
744
00:46:08,282 --> 00:46:10,802
It was a really sweet gesture.
I appreciate it.
745
00:46:10,837 --> 00:46:12,217
Thank you.
746
00:46:32,651 --> 00:46:34,619
That's a beautiful
necklace.
747
00:46:34,653 --> 00:46:36,483
-Is that vintage?
-Oh, I, um...
748
00:46:36,517 --> 00:46:39,382
No, it's... No, it's my sister.
749
00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:43,352
My sister got it for me
from Target, I think.
750
00:46:43,386 --> 00:46:46,251
Um, uh, SBA, yes.
751
00:46:46,286 --> 00:46:49,151
Uh...name and Social.
752
00:46:49,185 --> 00:46:51,325
Absolutely. Michael Lane.
753
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,984
038-00-7128.
754
00:46:55,019 --> 00:47:00,300
And I, uh...brought the funds
for my down payment.
755
00:47:03,579 --> 00:47:05,512
Uh, yes.
756
00:47:05,546 --> 00:47:07,514
Yeah.
757
00:47:07,548 --> 00:47:10,275
OK.
758
00:47:10,310 --> 00:47:12,312
Um...
759
00:47:15,453 --> 00:47:18,007
Alright.
760
00:47:18,042 --> 00:47:22,391
OK, we seem to have
a credit issue, Mr Lane.
761
00:47:22,425 --> 00:47:24,427
-Your score, see, it's four...
-Right.
762
00:47:24,462 --> 00:47:27,430
No, I, uh, actually, I talked
to Mr Rodriguez last week.
763
00:47:27,465 --> 00:47:29,432
And as I was explaining to him,
764
00:47:29,467 --> 00:47:32,884
the businesses that I manage,
they deal exclusively in cash.
765
00:47:32,919 --> 00:47:34,955
And he said that he would
forego the credit check
766
00:47:34,990 --> 00:47:36,543
if I brought in
a healthy down payment.
767
00:47:36,577 --> 00:47:38,165
I mean, it should
be noted there.
768
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:39,891
He said he was gonna put it in.
769
00:47:39,926 --> 00:47:43,274
Absolutely.
770
00:47:46,173 --> 00:47:48,313
Um, you are currently
the manager
771
00:47:48,348 --> 00:47:50,350
of an automotive
accessories business?
772
00:47:50,384 --> 00:47:52,421
-Mm-hm. Absolutely.
-OK.
773
00:47:52,455 --> 00:47:54,699
And an event management company,
a roofing firm.
774
00:47:54,733 --> 00:47:57,978
Honestly,
the list goes on.
775
00:47:58,013 --> 00:48:00,429
Wow. You're a busy guy.
776
00:48:00,463 --> 00:48:04,398
Yeah. Lucky to be.
777
00:48:04,433 --> 00:48:07,470
So, what kind of rates
am I looking at?
778
00:48:13,028 --> 00:48:14,995
There are ways to clear
779
00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:17,618
these credit issues
up over time, but...
780
00:48:17,653 --> 00:48:20,621
Oh, my God, I haven't even
told you what I'm here for.
781
00:48:20,656 --> 00:48:22,313
I really apologise.
782
00:48:22,347 --> 00:48:25,695
This is...this is what I do.
Right here.
783
00:48:25,730 --> 00:48:27,974
Michael Lane
Custom Furniture Concepts.
784
00:48:28,008 --> 00:48:30,631
It's competitive pricing,
low overhead.
785
00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:33,669
I mean, really,
who wants to buy that crap
786
00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:35,740
when it falls apart in a year,
787
00:48:35,774 --> 00:48:39,640
when you can get handcrafted
furniture for a bargain?
788
00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:43,368
You know what I mean?
789
00:48:43,403 --> 00:48:45,508
Yeah, it's...
790
00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:54,759
Unfortunately, Mr Lane,
my hands are tied.
791
00:48:54,793 --> 00:48:59,212
The company has a policy
that we cannot issue loans
792
00:48:59,246 --> 00:49:02,387
to clients who score
below our credit threshold.
793
00:49:02,422 --> 00:49:06,322
I can absolutely understand
where you're coming from.
794
00:49:06,357 --> 00:49:08,186
You know, you hit buttons
and you think
795
00:49:08,221 --> 00:49:09,739
that you know something
about me.
796
00:49:09,774 --> 00:49:11,741
And I get it. It's OK. It's OK.
797
00:49:11,776 --> 00:49:15,538
All I'm asking for
is a good deal.
798
00:49:15,573 --> 00:49:18,265
Please, can you
help me with that?
799
00:49:21,096 --> 00:49:23,270
I mean, we do offer
relief programs
800
00:49:23,305 --> 00:49:27,999
for our qualified distressed
clients, so that...
801
00:49:28,034 --> 00:49:29,690
How... I'm sorry, what?
802
00:49:29,725 --> 00:49:31,761
It's a relief program,
so that you can...
803
00:49:31,796 --> 00:49:34,350
For distressed? I'm distressed?
804
00:49:34,385 --> 00:49:36,318
No, no! No, no, no,
not, not like that.
805
00:49:36,352 --> 00:49:38,630
Sweetheart, listen.
It's OK. It's fine.
806
00:49:38,665 --> 00:49:41,461
Does this look distressed?
I don't think so, one.
807
00:49:41,495 --> 00:49:44,119
Two, I read the papers, OK?
808
00:49:44,153 --> 00:49:46,500
The only thing
that's distressed is y'all.
809
00:49:58,271 --> 00:50:00,307
Can you get the door?
810
00:50:16,392 --> 00:50:19,257
Adam, it's for you.
811
00:50:19,292 --> 00:50:21,673
Happy birthday.
812
00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:24,538
Come on! Let's go!
Sandbar party!
813
00:50:24,573 --> 00:50:27,438
4 July, nuts-on-your-head
wake-up call, let's go!
814
00:50:27,472 --> 00:50:29,164
Come on! No, no, no, no, no!
815
00:50:29,198 --> 00:50:30,786
You are coming too.
Don't even try.
816
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:34,169
Um, I'm gonna go to bed.
It's 7:00 in the morning.
817
00:50:34,203 --> 00:50:37,413
"Oh, it's 7:00 in the morning,
I hate fun!"
818
00:50:37,448 --> 00:50:39,174
Jesus Christ, you better
have some epic plans
819
00:50:39,208 --> 00:50:41,693
if you are gonna turn your back
on a sandbar party!
820
00:51:32,434 --> 00:51:36,334
There you are.
What did I tell you?
821
00:51:36,369 --> 00:51:39,924
- Paradise.
- Yeah. Paradise.
822
00:51:39,958 --> 00:51:42,858
Marooned on an island with
all the strippers in Tampa.
823
00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:45,550
How did I get so lucky?
Yeah, best Fourth of July ever.
824
00:51:47,863 --> 00:51:52,385
I literally was just thinking
that in my head, like, just now.
825
00:51:52,419 --> 00:51:54,387
- Hey, gorgeous.
- Get out of my head.
826
00:51:54,421 --> 00:51:57,597
-Oh, shit. Yo!
-Hey.
827
00:51:57,631 --> 00:51:59,668
What are you doing here?
828
00:51:59,702 --> 00:52:01,911
You know me. Always
making new friends.
829
00:52:01,946 --> 00:52:04,673
-Good to see you.
-Good to see you. How are you?
830
00:52:04,707 --> 00:52:07,503
-I'm good. This is, um, Brooke.
-Hi. -Oh, hey.
831
00:52:07,538 --> 00:52:09,678
-Brooke, Joanna. Joanna, Brooke.
-Nice to meet you.
832
00:52:09,712 --> 00:52:11,645
Nice to meet you too.
I like your bikini.
833
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,578
-Thank you. You too.
-Is that a tattoo?
834
00:52:13,613 --> 00:52:15,649
-Yeah.
-What does that say?
835
00:52:15,684 --> 00:52:19,343
Oh, it just says
I was 17 and...
836
00:52:19,377 --> 00:52:20,792
Yeah.
837
00:52:20,827 --> 00:52:22,829
-Nice.
-Yeah. It's crazy.
838
00:52:22,863 --> 00:52:25,487
Yeah, uh, so I know
Joanna from the club.
839
00:52:25,521 --> 00:52:28,697
She studied psychology
and she came up to do, uh...
840
00:52:28,731 --> 00:52:32,597
-What's the thing that you came
up to do? -Behaviour analysis.
841
00:52:32,632 --> 00:52:34,772
Right. She was 'analysizing'
our behaviour, apparently.
842
00:52:34,806 --> 00:52:37,499
Right. Yeah. That must have
been, uh, really enlightening.
843
00:52:37,533 --> 00:52:39,535
It actually was.
844
00:52:39,570 --> 00:52:42,262
I go a few times a week,
if you wanna come with us.
845
00:52:42,297 --> 00:52:44,264
She is actually
the Kid's brother.
846
00:52:44,299 --> 00:52:47,474
- Sister. Sister. -I mean,
sister. Right. -
847
00:52:47,509 --> 00:52:49,959
-Is that a tattoo over there?
-Yeah! You know...
848
00:52:49,994 --> 00:52:52,203
She has tattoos. Want a drink?
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
849
00:52:52,238 --> 00:52:54,240
Alright, I'll get you a drink.
850
00:52:54,274 --> 00:52:56,587
-It was nice to meet you.
-It was nice to meet you too.
851
00:52:56,621 --> 00:52:58,761
She's cute. What?
852
00:52:58,796 --> 00:53:00,694
I don't normally like blondes,
but she's really cute.
853
00:53:00,729 --> 00:53:03,559
She's not really, you know, our
type, you know what I'm saying?
854
00:53:03,594 --> 00:53:06,459
-Oh, what, you're not into her?
-That's not what I'm saying.
855
00:53:06,493 --> 00:53:08,495
I'm saying she's, like,
she's a little uptight.
856
00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:10,566
OK, well, we're fucking her,
not taking her to dinner.
857
00:53:10,601 --> 00:53:12,637
That's not gonna happen.
858
00:53:12,672 --> 00:53:14,950
She's a dinner type, is what
I'm trying to say. You get me?
859
00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:17,953
Oh. Oh, OK. Well, if you
decide you want to share...
860
00:53:17,987 --> 00:53:19,644
I... That's not what...
861
00:53:19,679 --> 00:53:21,784
..and change your mind and
put some effort into it,
862
00:53:21,819 --> 00:53:23,407
you know my number.
863
00:53:23,441 --> 00:53:25,340
Besides, you know
how much I love to eat.
864
00:53:25,374 --> 00:53:27,031
Yes. I will.
865
00:53:27,065 --> 00:53:29,240
Obviously you don't like head.
866
00:53:40,493 --> 00:53:42,426
I started cheating
in the seventh grade
867
00:53:42,460 --> 00:53:44,359
just to entertain myself.
868
00:53:44,393 --> 00:53:46,637
Finished high school, but if
I could do it all over again,
869
00:53:46,671 --> 00:53:49,398
I wouldn't even have gone
to high school, no fucking way.
870
00:53:49,433 --> 00:53:51,676
Does that mean you
don't believe in school at all?
871
00:53:51,711 --> 00:53:53,747
I think fuck school altogether.
872
00:53:53,782 --> 00:53:56,060
When I have a kid, I'm gonna
set him in front of the TV
873
00:53:56,094 --> 00:53:57,993
and make him watch
'Mad Money' all day long.
874
00:53:58,027 --> 00:53:59,857
I'm gonna teach him
about the stock market.
875
00:53:59,891 --> 00:54:02,653
Get him into some Ameritrade
and shit like that.
876
00:54:02,687 --> 00:54:04,689
I guarantee you,
by the time he's 18,
877
00:54:04,724 --> 00:54:06,553
that little fucker's
gonna be flush in cash.
878
00:54:06,588 --> 00:54:10,454
Boo-yah! -I don't know why
more people don't do that.
879
00:54:10,488 --> 00:54:13,077
You know? Just from
an investment standpoint.
880
00:54:13,111 --> 00:54:15,424
Well, that's the
state of the country, man.
881
00:54:15,459 --> 00:54:18,979
America. People. Stupid.
882
00:54:19,014 --> 00:54:22,707
-I hope I get to meet your kids
some day. -Oh, no problem.
883
00:54:22,742 --> 00:54:25,089
Come visit anytime in one of
our three cool houses, dear.
884
00:54:29,127 --> 00:54:30,784
Hey, look, if you want,
885
00:54:30,819 --> 00:54:33,097
I could probably get
Dallas's number for you.
886
00:54:33,131 --> 00:54:35,375
I mean, he's starting this
new life-coaching business
887
00:54:35,410 --> 00:54:38,309
that I really do think that you
might benefit from personally.
888
00:54:38,344 --> 00:54:40,587
I mean, I saw the connection
between the two of you.
889
00:54:40,622 --> 00:54:44,350
What... I'm sorry.
890
00:54:44,384 --> 00:54:46,938
Right? So you felt it too?
What? Just, what?
891
00:54:46,973 --> 00:54:49,009
What would his kids
even look like?
892
00:54:49,044 --> 00:54:51,598
They'd be running around in
rattlesnake diapers and shit.
893
00:54:51,633 --> 00:54:54,325
Oh, no, oh, no.
894
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,431
Look, don't... Uh, they just
say stupid shit sometimes.
895
00:54:56,465 --> 00:54:57,880
Don't let 'em bother you.
896
00:54:57,915 --> 00:54:59,503
Oh, no, it didn't bother me.
897
00:54:59,537 --> 00:55:01,436
No, I'm just trying to
wrap my mind around
898
00:55:01,470 --> 00:55:03,438
Adam in this whole mix -
I don't...
899
00:55:03,472 --> 00:55:06,751
I get it. I don't know how I fit
into this whole mix either.
900
00:55:06,786 --> 00:55:09,720
No, you... When you're on
stage, it all makes sense.
901
00:55:09,754 --> 00:55:13,102
The way you dance and the way
the women respond to you and...
902
00:55:13,137 --> 00:55:18,522
Wait a minute. So that means
someone might have stuck around.
903
00:55:18,556 --> 00:55:21,145
That's good to know.
904
00:55:21,179 --> 00:55:24,459
Yeah. That feeling...
905
00:55:24,493 --> 00:55:28,048
That must be a crazy feeling
to be on stage like that.
906
00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:30,844
I see why you've been doing it
for so long, I get it.
907
00:55:30,879 --> 00:55:32,467
But Adam's different. He's...
908
00:55:32,501 --> 00:55:33,916
Why is that?
909
00:55:33,951 --> 00:55:36,574
Well, he had
a football scholarship.
910
00:55:36,609 --> 00:55:39,888
I mean, a year ago,
he basically ruined it
911
00:55:39,922 --> 00:55:42,131
by getting in a fistfight
with his coach
912
00:55:42,166 --> 00:55:44,168
in the first hour
of the first day.
913
00:55:44,202 --> 00:55:46,170
Yeah. I think he said
something about that.
914
00:55:46,204 --> 00:55:47,861
Yeah.
915
00:55:47,896 --> 00:55:49,898
So I don't know,
916
00:55:49,932 --> 00:55:52,487
I'm just trying to figure out
why he's stripping.
917
00:55:52,521 --> 00:55:54,903
Why is easy.
918
00:55:54,937 --> 00:55:56,663
What do you mean, it's easy?
919
00:55:56,698 --> 00:55:58,907
- You want some stripper wisdom?
- OK.
920
00:55:58,941 --> 00:56:00,598
-You ready?
-Yeah.
921
00:56:00,633 --> 00:56:03,946
He's 19 years old.
922
00:56:03,981 --> 00:56:06,742
It's women, money
and a good time.
923
00:56:09,745 --> 00:56:12,541
I guess. I guess.
924
00:56:12,576 --> 00:56:15,510
I got him.
925
00:56:15,544 --> 00:56:17,615
OK?
926
00:56:17,650 --> 00:56:19,065
OK.
927
00:56:19,099 --> 00:56:20,791
-You coming to the show tonight?
-No.
928
00:56:20,825 --> 00:56:22,758
-You're gonna come to the show.
-No.
929
00:56:22,793 --> 00:56:24,829
You just said over there
that you liked the show.
930
00:56:24,864 --> 00:56:27,556
-That doesn't mean I'm gonna go
again. -But you just said...
931
00:56:27,591 --> 00:56:31,111
I'm not going. I've
seen it. I've seen too much.
932
00:57:44,978 --> 00:57:46,877
The deadliest
weapon in the world
933
00:57:46,911 --> 00:57:48,465
is a Marine and his rifle.
934
00:58:28,159 --> 00:58:31,784
Oh, don't do that.
Don't do that.
935
00:58:31,818 --> 00:58:33,233
I didn't...
936
00:58:33,268 --> 00:58:35,063
-He did that himself.
-Hey, Mike.
937
00:58:35,097 --> 00:58:36,858
I just... I'm bringing him home.
938
00:58:36,892 --> 00:58:40,171
Hey, brother bear.
Yeah, thank you.
939
00:58:40,206 --> 00:58:43,589
-He's stoned out of his mind.
-Yeah.
940
00:58:43,623 --> 00:58:47,040
-Um, um...
-Oh.
941
00:58:47,075 --> 00:58:51,044
Hi. What's up, dude?
Yeah, we... My bad.
942
00:58:51,079 --> 00:58:54,289
Alright, Kid. I'll see you
later. What's up, dude?
943
00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:55,911
Is that Paul?
944
00:58:55,946 --> 00:58:57,810
Yeah. That's P... Yeah.
945
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:01,814
Come on. What are you...
946
00:59:01,848 --> 00:59:04,679
It's good. Go!
947
00:59:04,713 --> 00:59:08,165
Hey, uh, thanks.
Thanks for bringing him back.
948
00:59:08,199 --> 00:59:11,064
I told you I was gonna
take care of him, didn't I?
949
00:59:11,099 --> 00:59:12,721
Yeah. Watch yourself.
950
00:59:12,756 --> 00:59:14,136
Sorry.
951
01:00:07,983 --> 01:00:13,402
So, uh, I don't know,
how's school or whatever?
952
01:00:13,437 --> 01:00:18,304
Um...it's good. It's good.
953
01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:24,828
I'm sorry, what the fuck
do you study again?
954
01:00:24,862 --> 01:00:27,313
Social studies
or sociology or...
955
01:00:27,347 --> 01:00:30,454
Wait, did you say
social studies? -Social science?
956
01:00:30,488 --> 01:00:33,319
What am I,
in middle school or something?
957
01:00:33,353 --> 01:00:35,804
-No. No.
-No?
958
01:00:35,839 --> 01:00:38,151
Psychology.
959
01:00:38,186 --> 01:00:42,777
So, how much longer you got
in, uh, psychology?
960
01:00:44,848 --> 01:00:48,748
Uh, I have, six weeks
until I'm...
961
01:00:48,783 --> 01:00:50,819
For real? Six weeks?
962
01:00:50,854 --> 01:00:53,201
Then I'm a certified shrink. Six
weeks. That's right.
963
01:00:53,235 --> 01:00:55,099
-Wow.
-I know.
964
01:00:55,134 --> 01:00:57,930
People have to pay me now.
965
01:00:57,964 --> 01:01:00,070
-That's huge.
-It is, yeah.
966
01:01:00,104 --> 01:01:03,383
I'm not paying you. Not for
these little visits at least.
967
01:01:03,418 --> 01:01:05,800
I'd feel bad taking money
from you.
968
01:01:05,834 --> 01:01:08,112
I'm too fucked up anyway, so...
969
01:01:08,147 --> 01:01:10,149
Oh, you're not so bad.
970
01:01:15,982 --> 01:01:18,813
So, what, are you gonna
open up your own, like...
971
01:01:18,847 --> 01:01:21,885
You ask a lot of questions,
don't you?
972
01:01:21,919 --> 01:01:23,783
Little Chatty Cathy tonight,
huh?
973
01:01:23,818 --> 01:01:26,752
-Chatty Cathy.
-Chatty Cathy.
974
01:01:26,786 --> 01:01:29,444
Questions are off-limits,
I guess?
975
01:01:29,478 --> 01:01:32,136
-They're always off-limits.
-Really?
976
01:01:32,171 --> 01:01:33,931
You don't need to talk.
Just look pretty.
977
01:01:33,966 --> 01:01:35,484
What was your name again?
I can't remember...
978
01:01:35,519 --> 01:01:39,281
What was it? What was it?
979
01:01:39,316 --> 01:01:42,284
Look, I'm gonna go, OK?
980
01:01:42,319 --> 01:01:43,907
Um, but I'll give you a call?
981
01:01:43,941 --> 01:01:46,357
-Mm-hm.
-Mm-hm. OK.
982
01:01:46,392 --> 01:01:49,084
Mm-hm. Mwah.
983
01:01:49,119 --> 01:01:50,534
Get out of here.
984
01:03:41,093 --> 01:03:43,129
That's what I'm saying.
985
01:03:43,164 --> 01:03:45,442
I'm looking at longevity.
I mean, this is fun for now,
986
01:03:45,476 --> 01:03:48,169
but I'm not gonna be this young
and beautiful forever.
987
01:03:48,203 --> 01:03:50,309
Strip malls... I think
I got a good idea here.
988
01:03:50,343 --> 01:03:53,588
I watch all these people, this
Carleton Sheets and guys on TV.
989
01:03:53,622 --> 01:03:56,039
And I read this other book
called 'Rich Dad, Poor Dad'.
990
01:03:56,073 --> 01:03:58,179
That's a great book. I actually
went to the convention.
991
01:03:58,213 --> 01:04:00,250
-Robert Kawasaki.
-Kiyosaki.
992
01:04:00,284 --> 01:04:02,528
Yeah, yeah. That's the guy.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
993
01:04:02,562 --> 01:04:05,255
Hey-ah!
994
01:04:05,289 --> 01:04:07,602
Alright, alright,
alright, hey-ah!
995
01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:10,467
Alright, everybody can
quiet down a second here.
996
01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:12,089
Quiet down a sec?
997
01:04:12,124 --> 01:04:16,335
Hey! Everybody!
Shut the fuck up!
998
01:04:16,369 --> 01:04:18,337
Richie, that's fucking
microsuede, man.
999
01:04:18,371 --> 01:04:19,959
Aw, shit. Sorry, bro.
1000
01:04:19,994 --> 01:04:22,203
That's alright. Thanks.
1001
01:04:22,237 --> 01:04:24,895
Alright, now I got an
announcement to make.
1002
01:04:24,930 --> 01:04:26,966
Now, that means you too, Tarzan.
1003
01:04:27,001 --> 01:04:29,382
Come on, big boy, out of
the shadows, into the light.
1004
01:04:29,417 --> 01:04:32,006
Come on, baby.
1005
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:35,078
I've been telling y'all
this is gonna be a special night
1006
01:04:35,112 --> 01:04:38,150
for a long time, and now
I'm gonna tell you why.
1007
01:04:38,184 --> 01:04:41,049
Despite the hurricane
that has soiled
1008
01:04:41,084 --> 01:04:43,534
our rather bountiful
Saturday afternoon,
1009
01:04:43,569 --> 01:04:46,434
the good Lord has blessed
the Kings of Tampa this summer.
1010
01:04:46,468 --> 01:04:48,332
Can I get an amen on that?
1011
01:04:48,367 --> 01:04:50,576
Amen!
1012
01:04:50,610 --> 01:04:52,578
Mmm.
1013
01:04:52,612 --> 01:04:56,340
We've been talking a lot
about the markets.
1014
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:58,446
Waiting for the sweet spot.
1015
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:00,655
Waiting for our time
to make our move,
1016
01:05:00,689 --> 01:05:03,244
take our show global.
1017
01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:05,660
Well, as of September 1,
1018
01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:10,285
we will no longer be
the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
1019
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,149
No, sir, no, ma'am.
1020
01:05:12,184 --> 01:05:16,119
We will be
the Cock-rocking Kings
1021
01:05:16,153 --> 01:05:18,259
of 4,000 square feet
1022
01:05:18,293 --> 01:05:21,124
of Miami prime-time
beachfront real estate,
1023
01:05:21,158 --> 01:05:22,988
motherfuckers!
1024
01:05:24,058 --> 01:05:25,542
-Yeah!
-Fuck yeah!
1025
01:05:26,646 --> 01:05:28,441
Huh? Huh?
1026
01:05:28,476 --> 01:05:30,650
Come on, come on.
1027
01:05:30,685 --> 01:05:33,067
Ah, Big Dick, keep it
fucking hanging low.
1028
01:05:33,101 --> 01:05:35,621
Tito, call them
Cubano cousins, huh?
1029
01:05:35,655 --> 01:05:37,450
Kid, you ready for
the big-time, huh?
1030
01:05:37,485 --> 01:05:39,211
You ready for the big time?
1031
01:05:39,245 --> 01:05:41,213
Alright, Tobias, you ready
1032
01:05:41,247 --> 01:05:43,525
to take your beats to South
Beach, big boy? -I'm ready.
1033
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,425
Ken, housewives gonna
love you down there, huh?
1034
01:05:46,459 --> 01:05:48,496
-I feel blessed.
-They gonna love you now.
1035
01:05:48,530 --> 01:05:51,568
Huh, Tarzan. Did you know
they made trees tall enough
1036
01:05:51,602 --> 01:05:53,777
to swing from Tampa
to motherfucking Miami, huh?!
1037
01:05:53,811 --> 01:05:57,539
Huh?! Yeah!
My main man.
1038
01:05:57,574 --> 01:05:59,645
The moon is just a chip
shot away, brother!
1039
01:05:59,679 --> 01:06:02,337
Chip shot away. Fuck, yeah.
1040
01:06:02,372 --> 01:06:05,651
Just got to let it sink in,
man. We're really doing this?
1041
01:06:05,685 --> 01:06:08,585
Oh, fuck, yeah, we're doing
this, man. This is our time.
1042
01:06:08,619 --> 01:06:10,414
Alright. Alright.
1043
01:06:10,449 --> 01:06:12,658
Listen, man, I couldn't
even have dreamed
1044
01:06:12,692 --> 01:06:15,109
all this shit up without you.
1045
01:06:15,143 --> 01:06:17,387
We're gonna do it together,
and just like we always said.
1046
01:06:17,421 --> 01:06:19,458
7.5 across the board.
We are gonna motherfucking kill.
1047
01:06:19,492 --> 01:06:21,080
You meant to say 10,
didn't you?
1048
01:06:22,426 --> 01:06:24,635
Congrats, Kid.
1049
01:06:24,670 --> 01:06:27,052
Thanks, man.
1050
01:06:27,086 --> 01:06:29,537
Hey, you know,
if you want to go in
1051
01:06:29,571 --> 01:06:31,642
on a pack with me,
Mike's not interested,
1052
01:06:31,677 --> 01:06:33,782
but, you know,
we can go halfsies.
1053
01:06:33,817 --> 01:06:36,199
I could make it
worth your while.
1054
01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:37,648
Yeah, sure.
1055
01:06:37,683 --> 01:06:40,237
Bueno! Alright.
1056
01:06:40,272 --> 01:06:41,652
Talk to you later about it, OK?
1057
01:06:55,425 --> 01:06:58,186
Who is that?
1058
01:06:58,221 --> 01:07:00,154
Nora.
1059
01:07:00,188 --> 01:07:03,226
I don't think you need
that in your life, bro.
1060
01:07:33,152 --> 01:07:34,809
Hey, baby girl,
what are you doing?
1061
01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:36,707
Huh?
1062
01:07:36,742 --> 01:07:39,262
No, I'm at a... I don't know,
I'm at this party.
1063
01:07:39,296 --> 01:07:41,333
It's getting lame,
I want to get out of here.
1064
01:07:41,367 --> 01:07:43,611
How 'bout I, uh...
I don't know, come scoop you up?
1065
01:07:43,645 --> 01:07:46,407
I can bring you a present.
1066
01:07:46,441 --> 01:07:48,202
What? What thing?
1067
01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:51,205
I got a thing.
1068
01:07:52,689 --> 01:07:55,485
Come on, you ain't...
1069
01:07:55,519 --> 01:07:57,142
Alright.
1070
01:07:57,176 --> 01:08:00,214
OK. Alright,
I'll call you later.
1071
01:08:11,777 --> 01:08:14,642
This is Herman.
1072
01:08:14,676 --> 01:08:17,507
Hi, Herman.
1073
01:08:17,541 --> 01:08:19,509
He likes you.
1074
01:08:30,692 --> 01:08:33,592
-Hey, y'all.
-Hey, sorry.
1075
01:08:33,626 --> 01:08:35,628
Hey, man.
1076
01:08:35,663 --> 01:08:38,390
We'd like to order.
1077
01:08:38,424 --> 01:08:40,288
Alright.
1078
01:08:41,876 --> 01:08:44,913
That pig is so fucking cute.
1079
01:08:44,948 --> 01:08:48,469
Angels or demons?
1080
01:08:48,503 --> 01:08:51,644
-Angels.
-Angels. OK.
1081
01:08:53,853 --> 01:08:56,166
If you chew it,
it'll hit you quicker.
1082
01:08:58,548 --> 01:09:00,274
You're gonna fucking
love this one.
1083
01:09:00,308 --> 01:09:02,552
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1084
01:09:02,586 --> 01:09:07,453
Fucking Miami, man.
Fucking Miami!
1085
01:09:12,458 --> 01:09:14,426
How you kids doing tonight?
1086
01:09:14,460 --> 01:09:16,428
That storm is crazy, huh?
1087
01:09:20,604 --> 01:09:22,399
Beautiful.
1088
01:09:27,404 --> 01:09:30,580
My wife's tits are awesome,
right?
1089
01:09:30,614 --> 01:09:32,237
What?
1090
01:09:32,271 --> 01:09:33,824
I said my wife's tits
are awesome.
1091
01:09:35,895 --> 01:09:38,864
Yeah.
1092
01:09:38,898 --> 01:09:41,763
Check them out, man.
1093
01:09:41,798 --> 01:09:44,214
-You fucking joking, man?
-I'm not fucking joking.
1094
01:09:44,249 --> 01:09:45,698
You check them out.
1095
01:09:45,733 --> 01:09:48,701
Feel them, man.
They're so fucking amazing.
1096
01:09:48,736 --> 01:09:52,257
Come on.
1097
01:09:54,259 --> 01:09:57,676
It's OK. Go ahead, man.
1098
01:09:57,710 --> 01:10:01,473
-They're real, I swear.
-Yeah, I bet they are.
1099
01:10:01,507 --> 01:10:05,753
See?
1100
01:10:05,787 --> 01:10:07,410
This is OK?
1101
01:10:07,444 --> 01:10:09,343
It's OK with me, man.
1102
01:10:09,377 --> 01:10:10,999
She loves it.
1103
01:10:11,034 --> 01:10:15,280
-I fucking love you.
-No, man, I love you.
1104
01:10:15,314 --> 01:10:17,282
-No, you don't understand.
-I fucking love you.
1105
01:10:17,316 --> 01:10:20,699
I fucking...
I fucking love you, man.
1106
01:10:20,733 --> 01:10:23,736
I love you, man. You're such
a fucking special soul.
1107
01:10:23,771 --> 01:10:25,773
I love you.
1108
01:10:25,807 --> 01:10:27,809
I love you too.
1109
01:10:47,104 --> 01:10:49,279
Brooke!
1110
01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:55,768
Hi. Hi.
1111
01:10:55,803 --> 01:10:58,944
-What do you think?
-Is it yours?
1112
01:10:58,978 --> 01:11:02,499
Is it mine?
Fuck, yeah, it's mine.
1113
01:11:02,534 --> 01:11:04,812
-It's very you.
-Come on. Let's go.
1114
01:11:04,846 --> 01:11:07,401
We're gonna celebrate. Come on.
1115
01:11:07,435 --> 01:11:08,850
-Come on.
-Come on.
1116
01:11:08,885 --> 01:11:10,749
Come on. Come on!
1117
01:11:10,783 --> 01:11:12,923
Come here. Come!
1118
01:11:12,958 --> 01:11:15,650
-Are you calling me like a dog?
-What? Huh?
1119
01:11:15,685 --> 01:11:17,687
Are you calling me like a dog?
1120
01:11:17,721 --> 01:11:20,759
Who did that? You want me
to say something to him?
1121
01:11:20,793 --> 01:11:22,864
I'll say something to him.
1122
01:11:22,899 --> 01:11:25,695
-OK, I've seen the stripping.
-Yep.
1123
01:11:25,729 --> 01:11:27,421
Tell me about being
an entrepreneur.
1124
01:11:27,455 --> 01:11:29,630
-It's 'entrepreneur', actually.
-Oh, of course.
1125
01:11:29,664 --> 01:11:32,391
Yeah, it's French, it's French.
You know about the roofing.
1126
01:11:32,426 --> 01:11:34,359
I got a mobile detailing
thing on the side,
1127
01:11:34,393 --> 01:11:36,050
but the whole, you know,
end game is
1128
01:11:36,084 --> 01:11:37,983
the custom furniture business
that I'm trying to start.
1129
01:11:38,017 --> 01:11:39,605
-Custom furniture?
-Yeah.
1130
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:41,918
So you must be really good
with your hands.
1131
01:11:41,952 --> 01:11:44,127
I did not say that,
1132
01:11:44,161 --> 01:11:46,336
but I'm really
glad that you made that point.
1133
01:11:46,371 --> 01:11:47,786
Good one on me.
1134
01:11:47,820 --> 01:11:49,995
-That's a lot of stuff.
-Yes. It is.
1135
01:11:50,029 --> 01:11:52,446
So if you could wake up
and do the one thing
1136
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:53,930
that'd make you the happiest
every morning...
1137
01:11:53,964 --> 01:11:56,139
-The happiest?
-Yeah, money aside, you know.
1138
01:11:56,173 --> 01:11:59,142
Money aside, I would wake up
on the beach somewhere,
1139
01:11:59,176 --> 01:12:00,902
just making stuff
every single day.
1140
01:12:00,937 --> 01:12:03,388
-Really? -Yeah. I would.
-Really? -Mm-hm.
1141
01:12:03,422 --> 01:12:05,390
Tables and chairs,
that kind of thing?
1142
01:12:05,424 --> 01:12:07,840
Yeah, anything, everything.
But custom, one-of-a-kind stuff.
1143
01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,911
You know, not the
knock-off stuff that you see
1144
01:12:09,946 --> 01:12:11,982
in people's kitchens
from time to time.
1145
01:12:12,017 --> 01:12:14,951
Hey. Hey. I don't have
a custom furniture maker man.
1146
01:12:14,985 --> 01:12:17,091
- Well, now you do.
- OK.
1147
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,058
So are you in business?
Why aren't you in...
1148
01:12:19,093 --> 01:12:21,440
I will be, as soon as the banks
1149
01:12:21,475 --> 01:12:23,511
start making the competitive
rates and loans, I will.
1150
01:12:23,546 --> 01:12:25,513
Look, I've been
saving for six years.
1151
01:12:25,548 --> 01:12:27,826
Why do you think I'm doing
all these stupid businesses
1152
01:12:27,860 --> 01:12:31,105
with...and stripping,
it's just... I don't know.
1153
01:12:31,139 --> 01:12:34,004
I've saved 13...about 13 grand.
It's gonna happen eventually.
1154
01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:36,559
Wow, 13? That's a lot of ones.
1155
01:12:36,593 --> 01:12:38,630
There are some fives in there.
1156
01:12:38,664 --> 01:12:40,701
Oh, OK. No 20s?
1157
01:12:40,735 --> 01:12:42,806
You don't wanna know
what I have to do for 20s.
1158
01:12:42,841 --> 01:12:44,877
You know what? I don't. Yeah.
1159
01:12:44,912 --> 01:12:47,121
Let's drink these and
I'll show you what I do for 20s.
1160
01:12:47,155 --> 01:12:48,743
No, that's OK.
1161
01:12:48,778 --> 01:12:50,676
So, Miami, huh?
1162
01:12:50,711 --> 01:12:52,506
Mm-hm.
1163
01:12:52,540 --> 01:12:55,647
-Don't be mad. No. Stop.
-I'm not mad.
1164
01:12:55,681 --> 01:12:57,718
Well, I'm not trying
to tell him what to do.
1165
01:12:57,752 --> 01:13:00,962
I just don't like it.
1166
01:13:00,997 --> 01:13:04,207
Did you just... I just want
to clear something up.
1167
01:13:04,241 --> 01:13:06,554
Did you just take my advice?
1168
01:13:06,589 --> 01:13:08,556
By what? By not
telling him what to do?
1169
01:13:08,591 --> 01:13:10,627
-Yeah.
-No, I don't have a choice.
1170
01:13:10,662 --> 01:13:13,181
I'm just saying that's something
I might have said to you.
1171
01:13:13,216 --> 01:13:16,426
- What, do you want some credit?
- Are we fighting? -
1172
01:13:16,461 --> 01:13:18,704
Is this our first fight?
Come on. Let's make up.
1173
01:13:18,739 --> 01:13:21,500
-I don't like being mad at you.
-Oh, no, look at that face.
1174
01:13:21,535 --> 01:13:23,053
I really don't like
being mad at you.
1175
01:13:23,088 --> 01:13:25,124
You guys are gonna
have fun in Miami.
1176
01:13:25,159 --> 01:13:27,506
Just try not to forget about
the normal people, you know?
1177
01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:29,612
Like the people
who exist in the daylight.
1178
01:13:29,646 --> 01:13:31,683
-The non-vampires.
-Right. Right.
1179
01:13:31,717 --> 01:13:33,754
-Oh, so you're not a vampire?
-No, I'm not.
1180
01:13:33,788 --> 01:13:35,790
This is not gonna work out
at all between you and I.
1181
01:13:38,621 --> 01:13:41,762
-Thing for vampires?
-Yeah. Got a bit of a thing.
1182
01:13:41,796 --> 01:13:44,454
You want to get something
to eat sometime?
1183
01:13:44,489 --> 01:13:47,630
I don't know,
just like get some food?
1184
01:13:47,664 --> 01:13:51,047
What do you mean, like a date?
1185
01:13:51,081 --> 01:13:52,669
No, that's not...
1186
01:13:52,704 --> 01:13:54,671
If you don't want
to call it that, no.
1187
01:13:54,706 --> 01:13:56,224
Oh, I don't know.
1188
01:13:56,259 --> 01:13:58,503
Why? 'Cause of what's-his-name
that moved to Orlando?
1189
01:13:58,537 --> 01:14:00,056
-Paul?
-Paul.
1190
01:14:00,090 --> 01:14:01,954
Yeah. Paul and I
are figuring things out.
1191
01:14:01,989 --> 01:14:05,855
Mm-hmm.
How's that going?
1192
01:14:05,889 --> 01:14:07,615
Are you gonna weigh in
on that too?
1193
01:14:07,650 --> 01:14:09,065
No.
1194
01:14:09,099 --> 01:14:11,032
Plus, I don't exactly
sport-fuck
1195
01:14:11,067 --> 01:14:13,000
my brother's stripper
friends, so, you know.
1196
01:14:13,034 --> 01:14:15,071
I'm sorry, who said
anything about that?
1197
01:14:15,105 --> 01:14:18,488
I was just talking about talking
and being friends or something.
1198
01:14:18,523 --> 01:14:20,939
Well, if you want to talk,
my door is always open, Mike.
1199
01:14:20,973 --> 01:14:23,804
You trying to hit on my sister?
1200
01:14:23,838 --> 01:14:27,946
No. And if I was, what the
hell you gonna do about it?
1201
01:14:27,980 --> 01:14:29,568
Whoa, brother. Whoa, brother.
1202
01:14:29,603 --> 01:14:31,018
Not me. Her.
1203
01:14:31,052 --> 01:14:33,089
-Huh.
-Oh, my God.
1204
01:14:33,123 --> 01:14:35,747
Come on, let's do one more.
One more, come on. -No, dude.
1205
01:14:35,781 --> 01:14:38,025
I would love to, but we can't.
You get Dallas's text?
1206
01:14:38,059 --> 01:14:40,717
We got a sorority tonight
in, like, a half hour.
1207
01:14:40,752 --> 01:14:42,270
A sorority?
1208
01:14:42,305 --> 01:14:46,171
500 bones to rub our nuts
on some girl's chest.
1209
01:14:46,205 --> 01:14:48,242
I see what's happening here.
1210
01:14:48,276 --> 01:14:52,039
I ate a Kappa just like this.
I ate a Kappa. I ate a Kappa.
1211
01:14:52,073 --> 01:14:53,661
-You guys...
-Don't be mad.
1212
01:14:53,696 --> 01:14:55,214
You guys are really...
Have a great time.
1213
01:14:55,249 --> 01:14:57,803
Come on, we gotta stop
fighting like this.
1214
01:14:57,838 --> 01:15:01,186
-We gotta stop fighting.
-Just find your own way back.
1215
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:03,637
-I got the keys, right?
-You do not have the keys.
1216
01:15:03,671 --> 01:15:05,915
-Oh, shit, you do have the keys.
-I have the keys.
1217
01:15:05,949 --> 01:15:08,849
She's got the keys. We gotta go.
1218
01:15:21,862 --> 01:15:24,589
Good evening. You live here?
1219
01:15:24,623 --> 01:15:26,038
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
1220
01:15:26,073 --> 01:15:27,799
-What's your name?
-Kim.
1221
01:15:27,833 --> 01:15:30,077
Kim, can you move back
for me, please?
1222
01:15:30,111 --> 01:15:33,252
We keep getting complaints
of noise and underage drinking.
1223
01:15:33,287 --> 01:15:34,875
Gentlemen?
1224
01:15:34,909 --> 01:15:37,325
Everybody's 21 here?
1225
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:39,673
Yeah, I might need to check
some ID's, unfortunately.
1226
01:15:39,707 --> 01:15:43,262
Can you accompany me
in here, please?
1227
01:15:43,297 --> 01:15:45,092
Ladies, everybody's 21 here?
1228
01:15:45,126 --> 01:15:47,681
-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah. -Yes?
1229
01:15:47,715 --> 01:15:50,028
She is definitely not 21, I'm
sorry. What's your birthday?
1230
01:15:50,062 --> 01:15:52,099
Uh, May 20, 19...
1231
01:15:52,133 --> 01:15:54,619
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Put your hands on the wall.
1232
01:15:54,653 --> 01:15:57,829
Everybody sit down.
We're gonna be here for a while.
1233
01:15:57,863 --> 01:16:00,245
And can you spread your
legs for me, ma'am?
1234
01:16:00,279 --> 01:16:01,867
You don't have
anything sharp on you
1235
01:16:01,902 --> 01:16:03,593
that I could stick
myself with, do you?
1236
01:16:03,628 --> 01:16:05,043
-No.
-Good.
1237
01:16:05,077 --> 01:16:07,252
'Cause I do.
1238
01:17:49,216 --> 01:17:51,218
Hey, no shit, man.
1239
01:17:55,740 --> 01:17:57,742
Hey!
1240
01:17:57,776 --> 01:18:00,917
-You give some ecstasy
to my girl? -No.
1241
01:18:00,952 --> 01:18:03,368
I said, you give some
ecstasy to my chick?
1242
01:18:03,402 --> 01:18:07,441
-Hey, fuck off.
-OK. Cool.
1243
01:18:19,418 --> 01:18:21,420
Hey!
1244
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,978
Hey, back the fuck up!
We got to go! Let's go!
1245
01:18:27,012 --> 01:18:30,222
Adam, let's go!
Back the fuck up!
1246
01:18:33,156 --> 01:18:35,158
Let's go!
Let's go!
1247
01:18:37,057 --> 01:18:39,093
What the fuck are you doing,
man?!
1248
01:18:39,128 --> 01:18:41,820
Why the fuck are you giving
pills to girls you don't know?
1249
01:18:41,855 --> 01:18:43,857
You're lucky that we
got out of there, bro.
1250
01:18:43,891 --> 01:18:45,859
Dude, my fucking backpack.
We have to go back.
1251
01:18:45,893 --> 01:18:49,172
-We're not going back there.
-It has my fucking pills in!
1252
01:18:49,207 --> 01:18:51,830
Fuck your pills. You're just
gonna have to eat it.
1253
01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:55,558
Tobias fronted me pills to sell
them on for some extra cash.
1254
01:18:55,592 --> 01:18:58,009
What the fuck are you doing
taking a front from Tobias?
1255
01:18:58,043 --> 01:19:00,080
Why is he giving you pills?
How many?
1256
01:19:00,114 --> 01:19:03,014
I don't know, man.
Fucking, like, a hundred?
1257
01:19:03,048 --> 01:19:04,947
'Like a hundred' or 'a hundred'?
That's a grand.
1258
01:19:04,981 --> 01:19:07,294
You're gonna have to pay
every single one of those back.
1259
01:19:07,328 --> 01:19:09,365
Fuck, dude. Fuck that.
Guess what.
1260
01:19:09,399 --> 01:19:12,057
-What do you mean, fuck that?
-I got that equity, baby.
1261
01:19:12,092 --> 01:19:16,096
Dallas gave me that cut
in Miami! Whoo!
1262
01:19:16,130 --> 01:19:18,201
I don't even...could fucking
care about a fucking grand.
1263
01:19:18,236 --> 01:19:20,238
Who cares? Fuck.
1264
01:19:20,272 --> 01:19:22,136
Damn, that was crazy shit!
1265
01:19:22,171 --> 01:19:24,794
Fuck.
1266
01:19:44,089 --> 01:19:45,953
-You bailing on me?
-Nope, not at all.
1267
01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:51,890
Oh, my God.
1268
01:19:51,925 --> 01:19:55,135
-What are you doing here?
-Hi. -I thought you...
1269
01:19:55,169 --> 01:19:57,206
I thought you, like, were
out of town, like, forever.
1270
01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:00,036
Yeah, I decided
to stay in town.
1271
01:20:00,071 --> 01:20:02,487
-Great. What's up, man? Mike.
-Ryan.
1272
01:20:02,521 --> 01:20:04,420
-Nice to meet you, sir.
-Nice to meet you.
1273
01:20:04,454 --> 01:20:09,839
Uh, Ryan, um, is my fiance.
1274
01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:15,327
What?
1275
01:20:16,535 --> 01:20:18,434
Are you fucking with me
right now?
1276
01:20:18,468 --> 01:20:21,195
-I'm going to go
hit the bathroom. -Oh...
1277
01:20:21,230 --> 01:20:23,611
No, you guys sound like
you got a lot to talk about.
1278
01:20:23,646 --> 01:20:26,269
It's really time for me to go
stare in the mirror anyway.
1279
01:20:26,304 --> 01:20:27,892
-Nice meeting you.
-Yes, sir.
1280
01:20:27,926 --> 01:20:30,170
-See you, babe.
-OK.
1281
01:20:35,900 --> 01:20:39,075
Hmm. OK.
1282
01:20:39,110 --> 01:20:41,560
Uh, alright, I'm not exactly...
1283
01:20:44,011 --> 01:20:46,911
OK. Alright.
1284
01:20:46,945 --> 01:20:48,464
It was good to see you.
1285
01:20:48,498 --> 01:20:51,916
Well, looky here
what the cat dragged in.
1286
01:20:51,950 --> 01:20:54,988
Cono, what happened?
1287
01:20:55,022 --> 01:20:58,646
Uh, it was... It was nothing.
It was fucked up.
1288
01:20:58,681 --> 01:21:00,269
Sorry.
1289
01:21:00,303 --> 01:21:03,513
"It was fucked up. Sorry."
1290
01:21:03,548 --> 01:21:05,446
That's all you got to say?
1291
01:21:05,481 --> 01:21:09,485
I don't know.
You really want to discuss it?
1292
01:21:09,519 --> 01:21:11,383
Take it you didn't collect.
1293
01:21:11,418 --> 01:21:13,006
Yeah, I'm sorry.
1294
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,939
I forgot to ask,
you know, for the money
1295
01:21:14,973 --> 01:21:16,699
as they were throwing
beer bottles at our heads.
1296
01:21:16,733 --> 01:21:20,013
You know, it's the last fucking
thing I need for my reputation
1297
01:21:20,047 --> 01:21:21,566
before we make
the big move, Mike.
1298
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:23,671
I'm sorry. Are we fucking
your reputation up?
1299
01:21:23,706 --> 01:21:25,604
Mmm.
1300
01:21:25,639 --> 01:21:27,296
'Cause the last time I checked,
1301
01:21:27,330 --> 01:21:29,436
I think it's the Kid and I's
reputation
1302
01:21:29,470 --> 01:21:33,336
that's "making the big move"
for you, isn't it?
1303
01:21:36,477 --> 01:21:39,032
What the fuck did you say,
buddy?
1304
01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:44,140
I think you were standing six
feet away. I think you heard me.
1305
01:21:44,175 --> 01:21:47,281
Hey, you might want
to check yourself, old friend.
1306
01:21:47,316 --> 01:21:49,732
Nobody walks on water
on my team.
1307
01:21:49,766 --> 01:21:52,045
Except for you, right?
1308
01:21:52,079 --> 01:21:54,150
Old friend.
1309
01:21:54,185 --> 01:21:56,912
Ah...
1310
01:21:59,638 --> 01:22:02,365
What you thinking about?
1311
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,643
Biting the hand
that feeds you, big dog?
1312
01:22:04,678 --> 01:22:07,163
Hmm?
1313
01:22:07,198 --> 01:22:10,753
You don't fucking feed me,
Dallas.
1314
01:22:10,787 --> 01:22:14,757
I can walk right out that door
right now
1315
01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:18,209
and do a fuck of a lot better
than 7.5%.
1316
01:22:18,243 --> 01:22:20,314
I'm sorry, that used to be 10.
1317
01:22:20,349 --> 01:22:22,661
But you don't.
1318
01:22:22,696 --> 01:22:24,767
You didn't.
1319
01:22:24,801 --> 01:22:27,080
-And you won't.
-Oh.
1320
01:22:27,114 --> 01:22:29,013
Because you can't.
1321
01:22:29,047 --> 01:22:31,222
I can't? OK.
1322
01:22:31,256 --> 01:22:34,570
So you got to deal with
what you got.
1323
01:22:34,604 --> 01:22:36,779
Hey, what's going on?
1324
01:22:36,813 --> 01:22:39,678
-That pack you gave me?
-Mmm.
1325
01:22:39,713 --> 01:22:41,715
-Look, it's gone.
-That's great.
1326
01:22:41,749 --> 01:22:45,546
No. It's gone, gone.
1327
01:22:45,581 --> 01:22:49,343
-You lost it?
-Sorry, man.
1328
01:22:49,378 --> 01:22:52,105
Fuck sorry. You gotta
take care of this.
1329
01:22:52,139 --> 01:22:53,727
We'll figure it out.
It's fine, man.
1330
01:22:53,761 --> 01:22:55,694
No, no, you need
to figure it out.
1331
01:22:55,729 --> 01:22:59,388
Get the fuck off me.
1332
01:22:59,422 --> 01:23:01,390
Seniority don't mean
shit around here, man.
1333
01:23:01,424 --> 01:23:05,739
You are worth the cash you pry
out of their fucking purses.
1334
01:23:05,773 --> 01:23:07,430
And you know that
better than anybody.
1335
01:23:07,465 --> 01:23:09,156
You want a bigger piece?
1336
01:23:09,191 --> 01:23:11,331
Come up with some
fresher shit, man.
1337
01:23:11,365 --> 01:23:13,402
You're not getting any younger.
1338
01:23:15,128 --> 01:23:17,095
What the fuck are you doing?
1339
01:23:17,130 --> 01:23:19,270
I need you doing the sailor
routine tonight, man.
1340
01:23:19,304 --> 01:23:21,203
I got four tables of
Navy wives stage-side.
1341
01:23:21,237 --> 01:23:22,652
Get changed.
1342
01:23:22,687 --> 01:23:25,517
Oh, no. I'm taking your advice.
1343
01:23:25,552 --> 01:23:27,243
Bringing you some fresher shit.
1344
01:23:27,278 --> 01:23:29,797
Seeing as I'm getting equity
and all.
1345
01:24:43,492 --> 01:24:45,494
Perfect date time.
1346
01:24:47,151 --> 01:24:49,705
Give me the astronaut thing.
1347
01:24:49,739 --> 01:24:52,397
No, I met this guy, and he...
1348
01:24:52,432 --> 01:24:53,847
Got 'em going
out there, Mike.
1349
01:24:53,881 --> 01:24:56,608
-Yeah.
-Good job, man.
1350
01:24:56,643 --> 01:24:58,403
Here we go!
1351
01:24:58,438 --> 01:25:00,647
This next performer coming up,
his name is Tito.
1352
01:25:00,681 --> 01:25:03,270
He hails from the pais
by the name of Puerto Rico.
1353
01:25:03,305 --> 01:25:05,272
We're gonna need
a little bit of your help
1354
01:25:05,307 --> 01:25:07,343
to get him out here, alright?
1355
01:25:07,378 --> 01:25:09,414
So, the
first man in outer space...
1356
01:25:09,449 --> 01:25:10,864
Russian, Yuri Gagarin.
1357
01:25:10,898 --> 01:25:14,178
He's the second one.
1358
01:25:14,212 --> 01:25:15,834
The first one
died on re-entry.
1359
01:25:15,869 --> 01:25:18,147
Yeah, we're gonna get
fucked up tonight, right?
1360
01:27:14,021 --> 01:27:17,611
Open up!
1361
01:27:22,651 --> 01:27:25,826
- Mike!
- Alright! Hold on!
1362
01:27:31,038 --> 01:27:33,351
-Hi.
-Hi.
1363
01:27:33,386 --> 01:27:35,595
-You have fun last night?
-What?
1364
01:27:35,629 --> 01:27:37,044
Did you have fun last night?
1365
01:27:37,079 --> 01:27:40,600
-Yeah. Uh, what's up?
-Is Adam here?
1366
01:27:40,634 --> 01:27:43,741
He left me a couple
weird-sounding voice messages,
1367
01:27:43,775 --> 01:27:46,606
and sounded all fucked up,
and now I can't reach him.
1368
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:49,436
-Yeah, he's in here.
-OK. Cool.
1369
01:27:53,406 --> 01:27:55,304
Where is he?
1370
01:27:55,339 --> 01:27:57,375
Uh, he should be upstairs.
1371
01:27:57,410 --> 01:28:01,966
He's with somebody, though,
so, you know, I'd...call out.
1372
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:04,037
Kid?
1373
01:28:06,695 --> 01:28:10,043
Adam?
Adam. Adam.
1374
01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:12,908
-Fuck! Yo, hey, hey, come here.
-Adam. Adam, wake up.
1375
01:28:12,942 --> 01:28:14,979
-Adam, come on.
-He's fine. He's breathing.
1376
01:28:15,013 --> 01:28:17,637
Oh, my God, Adam.
What the fuck did he take?
1377
01:28:17,671 --> 01:28:21,365
I don't know, dude. Probably
just some G. Open your eyes.
1378
01:28:21,399 --> 01:28:23,850
What the fuck
did you do to my brother?
1379
01:28:23,884 --> 01:28:26,404
He's breathing. He's fine.
1380
01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:28,095
Get the fuck off me, Mike!
Get the fuck off me!
1381
01:28:28,130 --> 01:28:30,028
I'll fucking kill you!
I will fucking kill you!
1382
01:28:30,063 --> 01:28:31,685
-He's gonna be fine.
-He's not OK!
1383
01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:33,411
-Just calm down.
-No, shut up. Shut up!
1384
01:28:33,446 --> 01:28:36,345
Shut up! I see you, Mike.
I fucking see you.
1385
01:28:36,380 --> 01:28:38,105
You think you have your shit
all figured out,
1386
01:28:38,140 --> 01:28:40,418
everyone all figured out,
but I fucking see you.
1387
01:28:40,453 --> 01:28:42,351
You just need to relax.
You're acting fucking crazy.
1388
01:28:42,386 --> 01:28:46,838
No, Mike. You are a bullshit,
30-year-old male stripper.
1389
01:28:46,873 --> 01:28:49,669
OK. How about
just get the fuck out?
1390
01:28:49,703 --> 01:28:52,085
Oh, no problem.
Done. Adam, come on.
1391
01:28:52,119 --> 01:28:53,914
Adam, wake the fuck up.
Adam, please.
1392
01:28:53,949 --> 01:28:57,401
- Adam, let's go.
- Come on, Adam.
1393
01:28:57,435 --> 01:29:00,852
Adam, God.
Oh, wake up!
1394
01:29:00,887 --> 01:29:02,578
-Adam, we gotta go.
-Stop. Just let me...
1395
01:29:02,613 --> 01:29:04,028
No, Mike, this is my brother!
1396
01:29:04,062 --> 01:29:05,754
Brooke, let me please
carry him out.
1397
01:29:05,788 --> 01:29:07,514
-Are you sure he's fine?
-Stop.
1398
01:29:31,504 --> 01:29:34,092
I can't do this anymore, Adam.
1399
01:29:38,614 --> 01:29:40,754
You hear me?
1400
01:30:28,630 --> 01:30:30,183
Come on, let's go!
1401
01:30:32,185 --> 01:30:34,567
You guys
need to stop already.
1402
01:30:36,223 --> 01:30:38,743
Motherfucker!
1403
01:30:41,159 --> 01:30:44,784
Hey!
Get off of him! Hey! Hey!
1404
01:30:44,818 --> 01:30:47,234
Hey.
1405
01:30:47,269 --> 01:30:49,927
-Fuck off. -I'm sorry, primo.
-Sorry? Fuck you, man.
1406
01:30:49,961 --> 01:30:52,481
What the fuck are you doing,
breaking into my house, Tobias?
1407
01:30:52,516 --> 01:30:54,483
I tried calling your cell, man.
1408
01:30:54,518 --> 01:30:57,797
My cell? Fuck my cell.
What are you fucking doing, man?
1409
01:30:57,831 --> 01:30:59,730
Listen, I told them not
to break shit, man,
1410
01:30:59,764 --> 01:31:01,663
but they don't work for me.
1411
01:31:01,697 --> 01:31:03,699
-That did a good job, didn't it?
-I'm sorry.
1412
01:31:03,734 --> 01:31:05,908
We're looking for the Kid.
OK? We're looking for the Kid.
1413
01:31:05,943 --> 01:31:09,533
So you brought 'em here?
What you looking for him for?
1414
01:31:09,567 --> 01:31:12,812
He's late on his front. And, as
you can see, he was due today.
1415
01:31:12,846 --> 01:31:15,124
It was 100 pills... 100 pills.
That's 1,000 bucks.
1416
01:31:15,159 --> 01:31:16,919
I think he's good
for that, don't you?
1417
01:31:16,954 --> 01:31:19,577
No, no, no, no. Is that
what he told you, 100?
1418
01:31:19,612 --> 01:31:23,029
We went in on a whole
pack, hombre. A whole pack.
1419
01:31:23,063 --> 01:31:26,688
OK, fuck. Well, what's his half?
1420
01:31:26,722 --> 01:31:28,655
Ten grand.
1421
01:31:28,690 --> 01:31:31,831
-What?!
-Ten grand.
1422
01:31:31,865 --> 01:31:34,937
-How the...? -Listen,
I don't know if he lost it
1423
01:31:34,972 --> 01:31:36,905
or if he's just being
a fucking kid.
1424
01:31:36,939 --> 01:31:38,941
Either way, it doesn't
matter anymore, OK?
1425
01:31:38,976 --> 01:31:42,669
Look, you got to...
1426
01:31:42,704 --> 01:31:44,809
What am I...?
1427
01:31:44,844 --> 01:31:47,881
I don't know, I can maybe
sign over the van
1428
01:31:47,916 --> 01:31:50,884
until he can figure
something out.
1429
01:31:50,919 --> 01:31:53,577
-Fuck. I don't know, man.
-Come on, primo.
1430
01:31:53,611 --> 01:31:55,061
The guys I'm rolling with,
1431
01:31:55,095 --> 01:31:56,683
they ain't about
fucking paperwork, man.
1432
01:31:56,718 --> 01:31:58,202
Tu sabes?
1433
01:32:01,688 --> 01:32:04,277
You know, primo, if you want,
I can talk to my guys
1434
01:32:04,311 --> 01:32:06,141
and we can try
to get him another day.
1435
01:32:06,175 --> 01:32:08,661
And what the fuck would that do?
He doesn't have it.
1436
01:32:08,695 --> 01:32:11,008
Hey, look. I just hate
to see you doing this.
1437
01:32:11,042 --> 01:32:13,562
Just don't give him
any more shit to sell.
1438
01:32:13,597 --> 01:32:15,150
No, that's fine,
it's just that, you know,
1439
01:32:15,184 --> 01:32:16,876
he's starting to act
like a real punk.
1440
01:32:16,910 --> 01:32:18,809
I think one of us
should talk to him.
1441
01:32:18,843 --> 01:32:21,743
Well, you've done enough,
haven't you? I'll talk to him.
1442
01:32:51,289 --> 01:32:53,913
Hey.
1443
01:32:53,947 --> 01:32:55,915
Um...
1444
01:32:55,949 --> 01:32:58,262
Look, I'm looking for Adam.
He's not picking up his phone.
1445
01:32:58,296 --> 01:33:01,230
-Is he alright?
-Yeah, he's OK.
1446
01:33:01,265 --> 01:33:04,406
I mean, he doesn't
live here anymore.
1447
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:06,097
Where is he?
1448
01:33:06,132 --> 01:33:09,204
I'm not sure.
I think he's with Nora.
1449
01:33:12,794 --> 01:33:14,623
OK, cool.
1450
01:33:14,658 --> 01:33:17,350
Just, uh, let him know that I'm
looking for him if you see him.
1451
01:33:19,352 --> 01:33:22,631
God, this is...
This is so much bullshit.
1452
01:33:22,666 --> 01:33:25,669
You know that, right? This is
really how we're gonna end this?
1453
01:33:25,703 --> 01:33:27,084
Are you fucking serious?
1454
01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:31,191
Yeah, I said everything
I needed to say.
1455
01:33:31,226 --> 01:33:33,090
You had a lot to say yesterday.
1456
01:33:33,124 --> 01:33:36,024
You don't have anything else to
say you want to add onto that?
1457
01:33:36,058 --> 01:33:38,440
You damn sure didn't let me
talk, so let me talk now.
1458
01:33:38,474 --> 01:33:41,201
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry that I fucked it up.
1459
01:33:41,236 --> 01:33:42,927
I didn't mean to do that.
Alright?
1460
01:33:42,962 --> 01:33:44,722
I didn't want to fuck it up.
1461
01:33:44,757 --> 01:33:46,655
I promised you
I would take care of him,
1462
01:33:46,690 --> 01:33:48,208
and I didn't,
and I'm sorry about that.
1463
01:33:48,243 --> 01:33:51,039
You're the last person that I...
1464
01:33:53,006 --> 01:33:57,666
Yeah, I believe you and I know
you're basically a good person.
1465
01:33:57,701 --> 01:33:59,703
Adam was...
1466
01:34:01,946 --> 01:34:05,985
..gonna do whatever
Adam wanted to do.
1467
01:34:06,019 --> 01:34:08,228
I just can't be
around your lifestyle and...
1468
01:34:08,263 --> 01:34:12,405
You can't be around my...
I'm not my lifestyle.
1469
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:16,858
That's who you think of the...
That isn't fucking...
1470
01:34:18,514 --> 01:34:21,241
I'm not... Am I Magic...
1471
01:34:21,276 --> 01:34:23,692
Am I Magic Mike right now
talking to you?
1472
01:34:25,521 --> 01:34:27,247
I'm not my goddamn job!
1473
01:34:27,282 --> 01:34:29,146
Alright? That's not who...
That's not what I...
1474
01:34:29,180 --> 01:34:31,217
That's not what I do.
1475
01:34:31,251 --> 01:34:33,391
I mean, it is what I do,
but it's not who I am.
1476
01:34:33,426 --> 01:34:36,049
I'm not just...
1477
01:34:36,084 --> 01:34:38,120
That's why I want
to go to Miami,
1478
01:34:38,155 --> 01:34:40,709
because I don't want to fucking
be some 40-year-old stripper!
1479
01:34:40,744 --> 01:34:43,988
I want to own something.
I want to actually...
1480
01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:50,443
I've been trying to fucking,
this whole time, trying to...
1481
01:34:55,759 --> 01:34:58,347
So you don't believe anything
that I've said to you?
1482
01:34:58,382 --> 01:35:02,317
Right now, nothing? I'm just...
You don't believe any of it.
1483
01:35:02,351 --> 01:35:06,148
Mike, I think the question is
do you believe it?
1484
01:35:08,185 --> 01:35:11,050
I just think that
Miami is gonna be
1485
01:35:11,084 --> 01:35:13,190
a bigger, badder
version of this.
1486
01:35:13,224 --> 01:35:16,814
But good luck to you.
1487
01:35:16,849 --> 01:35:19,403
If you believe it,
good luck to you.
1488
01:35:19,437 --> 01:35:21,336
And Adam too.
1489
01:35:21,370 --> 01:35:24,235
But I'm gonna be here.
1490
01:35:43,116 --> 01:35:45,394
-Hey.
-Hey.
1491
01:35:45,429 --> 01:35:49,985
I, uh, I want to say
thank you about the money.
1492
01:35:50,020 --> 01:35:52,470
I know how much
that shit meant to you.
1493
01:35:52,505 --> 01:35:54,541
Especially 'cause
of that furniture crap
1494
01:35:54,576 --> 01:35:56,302
you wanted to do.
1495
01:35:56,336 --> 01:35:59,201
Yeah.
1496
01:35:59,236 --> 01:36:01,514
I, uh...
1497
01:36:01,548 --> 01:36:04,172
I'm gonna pay you back
every last cent.
1498
01:36:04,206 --> 01:36:07,002
I want you to know that,
you know.
1499
01:36:08,107 --> 01:36:10,109
Alright.
1500
01:36:10,143 --> 01:36:13,043
Look, man, we're gonna
look back in 20 years.
1501
01:36:13,077 --> 01:36:15,942
You're gonna be dead, probably,
but I can look back in 20 years
1502
01:36:15,977 --> 01:36:19,394
and look at the shit that
we've done together, man.
1503
01:36:19,428 --> 01:36:21,189
Fuck!
1504
01:36:21,223 --> 01:36:23,432
Look where I was
three months ago.
1505
01:36:23,467 --> 01:36:25,607
Three months ago.
1506
01:36:25,641 --> 01:36:28,265
Look at where I am now.
1507
01:36:28,299 --> 01:36:31,958
I can't thank you enough.
1508
01:36:31,993 --> 01:36:34,512
Fuck, man. I was nowhere.
1509
01:36:34,547 --> 01:36:37,515
I have money.
1510
01:36:37,550 --> 01:36:40,208
I can fuck who I want to fuck.
1511
01:36:40,242 --> 01:36:43,314
I have freedom, thanks to you.
1512
01:36:43,349 --> 01:36:46,214
And I'm having a fucking ball.
1513
01:36:48,250 --> 01:36:52,910
And we're gonna have
a fucking ball in Miami, man.
1514
01:36:52,945 --> 01:36:54,394
So can you smile?
1515
01:36:54,429 --> 01:36:56,086
Can you look at me?
1516
01:36:58,122 --> 01:37:00,228
I only have one thing to say.
1517
01:37:00,262 --> 01:37:05,198
And that is to
my best friend.
1518
01:37:05,233 --> 01:37:08,443
A guy who has given me
more in this lifetime
1519
01:37:08,477 --> 01:37:10,514
than I could ever ask for.
1520
01:37:12,550 --> 01:37:14,552
And to bright futures.
1521
01:39:08,114 --> 01:39:11,669
-I could be a friend to you.
-What about romance, man?
1522
01:39:11,704 --> 01:39:14,672
Yeah, hit them with
the long arm of love, baby.
1523
01:39:14,707 --> 01:39:17,779
My good friend Andy.
1524
01:39:17,813 --> 01:39:19,746
I'm just saying,
you always put up a fight.
1525
01:41:01,503 --> 01:41:05,783
Whoo, motherfucker!
Dallas be riding again!
1526
01:41:05,818 --> 01:41:10,202
Whoo!
It's a fucking revival! Hah!
1527
01:41:10,236 --> 01:41:13,653
Hot damn. Feels good to be back
on that fucking horse again.
1528
01:41:13,688 --> 01:41:15,276
That was the old stuff.
1529
01:41:15,310 --> 01:41:18,624
-Oh, shi-yat!
-Still got it.
1530
01:41:18,658 --> 01:41:22,179
Alright, y'all ready to rock
a little, fucking rein them in?
1531
01:41:22,214 --> 01:41:25,596
-Start this baby up.
-Yeah. Where's Mike?
1532
01:41:25,631 --> 01:41:27,460
-He's gone.
-Mikey?
1533
01:41:27,495 --> 01:41:29,290
He went back there
to take a piss.
1534
01:41:29,324 --> 01:41:30,739
Should be back any second.
1535
01:41:30,774 --> 01:41:32,465
Mikey's gone.
1536
01:41:32,500 --> 01:41:34,467
What do you mean he's gone?
1537
01:41:34,502 --> 01:41:39,300
Thought he was gonna go take
a piss, went out the back door.
1538
01:41:39,334 --> 01:41:42,406
Hey, Mike, yo!
1539
01:41:42,441 --> 01:41:44,167
Let's go, we're up!
1540
01:41:47,618 --> 01:41:50,345
He's coming back, man.
1541
01:41:52,209 --> 01:41:54,211
Alright, come here.
1542
01:41:58,215 --> 01:41:59,872
You ready to be the man?
1543
01:41:59,906 --> 01:42:02,530
-I've been waiting for...
-Are you ready to be the man?
1544
01:42:02,564 --> 01:42:04,532
Yes, I'm ready.
1545
01:42:04,566 --> 01:42:06,396
I been waiting for this
for a long time.
1546
01:42:06,430 --> 01:42:08,881
It's all yours.
Come here.
1547
01:42:08,915 --> 01:42:11,263
Starting right fucking now.
Let's make it fucking count.
1548
01:42:11,297 --> 01:42:12,712
All the way. Let's go!
1549
01:42:12,747 --> 01:42:14,576
Kid's in, Mike's out.
1550
01:42:14,611 --> 01:42:16,854
Let's bring this motherfucker
down all the way to Miami.
1551
01:42:16,889 --> 01:42:19,340
Let's go! Hey!
1552
01:42:19,374 --> 01:42:22,964
Alright, ladies.
So, we know we made fire!
1553
01:42:22,998 --> 01:42:25,725
We know we got fire,
now we got to make it rain.
1554
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:29,591
Can you make it rain, ladies?
Can you make it rain?
1555
01:42:29,626 --> 01:42:32,732
Let's give it up for
the last time on this stage!
1556
01:42:32,767 --> 01:42:35,183
The one, the only,
your very own...
1557
01:42:35,218 --> 01:42:38,600
the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa.
1558
01:42:53,512 --> 01:42:55,307
Hey.
1559
01:42:55,341 --> 01:42:58,206
What are you doing here?
1560
01:42:58,241 --> 01:43:01,727
Um...
1561
01:43:01,761 --> 01:43:04,661
Aren't you supposed
to be at the show?
1562
01:43:06,594 --> 01:43:10,460
Can I, uh, um...
1563
01:43:10,494 --> 01:43:12,634
I just need to talk.
1564
01:43:18,502 --> 01:43:22,610
Yeah, OK. Come on in.
1565
01:43:44,666 --> 01:43:47,462
Um...
1566
01:43:47,497 --> 01:43:50,293
Look, I just came by to get...
1567
01:43:50,327 --> 01:43:52,467
Look, Mike, before you say
anything,
1568
01:43:52,502 --> 01:43:55,746
I just need you to know that
when you came by this morning,
1569
01:43:55,781 --> 01:43:59,302
Adam hadn't told me
what you did for him.
1570
01:43:59,336 --> 01:44:01,614
And that was really
a lot of money.
1571
01:44:01,649 --> 01:44:05,377
-You did not have to do that.
-Look, I didn't do it for him.
1572
01:44:05,411 --> 01:44:10,036
Look, that's not even
why I came by. I just...
1573
01:44:10,071 --> 01:44:14,455
Um, look,
I'm not going to Miami.
1574
01:44:14,489 --> 01:44:16,008
Really?
1575
01:44:16,042 --> 01:44:18,010
Yeah. I think you're right.
1576
01:44:18,044 --> 01:44:20,323
I'm done.
1577
01:44:22,359 --> 01:44:25,638
Wow.
1578
01:44:25,673 --> 01:44:29,366
What are you gonna do?
1579
01:44:29,401 --> 01:44:31,472
I don't know.
1580
01:44:31,506 --> 01:44:33,336
I guess I need a new plan.
1581
01:44:38,927 --> 01:44:41,930
Do you want to get some food
and talk about it?
1582
01:44:47,350 --> 01:44:49,904
What, like a date?
1583
01:44:49,938 --> 01:44:51,940
Well...
1584
01:44:54,149 --> 01:44:57,118
What would Tall Paul say, huh?
1585
01:44:57,152 --> 01:45:00,777
Tall Paul can't say
anything anymore.
1586
01:45:00,811 --> 01:45:02,813
I broke up with him.
1587
01:45:04,815 --> 01:45:07,473
He didn't like breakfast food?
1588
01:45:07,508 --> 01:45:10,511
Not as much as I do.
1589
01:45:10,545 --> 01:45:12,996
Uh, this is a good thing.
1590
01:45:13,030 --> 01:45:16,620
In that case, I would love
to get some breakfast.
1591
01:45:16,655 --> 01:45:17,759
OK.
1592
01:45:17,794 --> 01:45:19,865
Let's go get something to eat.
1593
01:45:19,899 --> 01:45:23,455
The thing is...
I only go to one place.
1594
01:45:23,489 --> 01:45:25,388
It's my favourite place.
1595
01:45:25,422 --> 01:45:27,459
They have the best omelettes.
They know my order.
1596
01:45:27,493 --> 01:45:29,357
I walk in,
food's basically on the table.
1597
01:45:29,392 --> 01:45:31,359
I know they'd help you out too.
1598
01:45:31,394 --> 01:45:34,638
Get some waffles for you,
pancakes, whatever you want.
1599
01:45:34,673 --> 01:45:36,640
I love waffles.
Let's go there.
1600
01:45:36,675 --> 01:45:39,954
Well, the problem is
it doesn't open till 6:00am.
1601
01:45:47,064 --> 01:45:49,688
That's, like,
seven hours from now.
1602
01:45:51,206 --> 01:45:55,659
Mm-hm. Yeah.
1603
01:45:57,834 --> 01:45:59,663
What could we do
with seven hours?
1604
01:50:12,675 --> 01:50:17,196
Please welcome to the stage
the Cock-rocking Kings of Miami.
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