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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,501 --> 00:00:11,567 Hey, you guys know anything about 2 00:00:11,634 --> 00:00:13,067 this Harvest Dance thing? 3 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:16,567 Well, there's a harvest, uh, and then we have a dance. 4 00:00:16,634 --> 00:00:19,501 I'm not sure where we came up with the name. 5 00:00:19,567 --> 00:00:20,968 It's symbolic, really. 6 00:00:21,033 --> 00:00:23,601 The year's toil is done, so we celebrate, 7 00:00:23,667 --> 00:00:26,534 with music, cheap booze, and a couple of pointless fistfights. 8 00:00:26,601 --> 00:00:28,467 Sometimes there's cake. 9 00:00:28,534 --> 00:00:30,067 And it's this weekend? 10 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:31,934 Come on, Lacey. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,267 Don't tell me that you don't know about the Harvest Dance 12 00:00:35,334 --> 00:00:38,067 and that you don't fit in with the community. 13 00:00:38,133 --> 00:00:39,033 No. 14 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,267 Good. 15 00:00:40,334 --> 00:00:42,467 Because it's gettin' a little old. 16 00:00:42,534 --> 00:00:44,601 I didn't know about the Harvest Dance 17 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:47,234 and I don't fit into the community. 18 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:52,767 * You can tell me that your dog ran away * 19 00:00:52,834 --> 00:00:56,267 * Then tell me that it took three days * 20 00:00:56,334 --> 00:01:02,100 * I've heard every joke, I've heard every one you say * 21 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:05,868 * You think there's not a lot goin' on * 22 00:01:05,934 --> 00:01:09,701 * Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong * 23 00:01:09,767 --> 00:01:12,834 * And that's why you can stay so long * 24 00:01:12,901 --> 00:01:18,467 * Where there's not a lot goin' on ** 25 00:01:18,534 --> 00:01:20,901 Listen, I wouldn't worry about Wanda, back there. 26 00:01:20,968 --> 00:01:23,434 She was just... No, she's right. You know? 27 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:26,601 I mope around trying to be part of the community 28 00:01:26,667 --> 00:01:28,868 and every time I screw it up somehow. 29 00:01:28,934 --> 00:01:31,667 Do you want to be a part of something 30 00:01:31,734 --> 00:01:34,701 almost no one knows about, a little local conspiracy? 31 00:01:34,767 --> 00:01:37,501 I wanna be in the know. 32 00:01:37,567 --> 00:01:41,934 As long as I can remember, my mom has been making jelly salad. 33 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:44,734 Oh, wow. 34 00:01:44,801 --> 00:01:47,100 Wait, there's more. 35 00:01:47,167 --> 00:01:50,334 She thinks that Dad and I really like it. 36 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,834 Okay. Well, then, take care. 37 00:01:55,901 --> 00:01:59,501 Every... every year around this time my dad and I 38 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:03,200 have to one up each other to get out of eating it, 39 00:02:03,267 --> 00:02:05,567 all the while maintaining the charade 40 00:02:05,634 --> 00:02:07,767 that we actually do like it. 41 00:02:07,834 --> 00:02:09,667 Really? 42 00:02:09,734 --> 00:02:11,868 Does anyone else know about this? 43 00:02:11,934 --> 00:02:14,000 I don't think so. It's pretty hush-hush. 44 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,434 Oh, great. 45 00:02:15,501 --> 00:02:17,234 I'm in. What do we do? 46 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,734 Okay, here's the plan. 47 00:02:19,801 --> 00:02:21,801 We need... 48 00:02:21,868 --> 00:02:23,934 What? I can't hear you. 49 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,033 Oh, sorry. I said we need to trick my mom. 50 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:28,567 I deserve a raise, Davis. 51 00:02:28,634 --> 00:02:31,934 You always find money in the budget for other things 52 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,501 like Emma and Oscar's wedding or Taser guns, bikes. 53 00:02:35,567 --> 00:02:37,667 Those had a police application. 54 00:02:37,734 --> 00:02:40,100 Oscar and Emma's wedding had a police application? 55 00:02:40,167 --> 00:02:42,868 Oscar's one of our biggest customers. 56 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,767 Looks like fun. 57 00:02:50,834 --> 00:02:52,467 Holding a sign? 58 00:02:52,534 --> 00:02:55,567 Yeah, to have the power to make people... 59 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:57,100 Stop? 60 00:02:57,167 --> 00:03:00,767 Well, I was thinking more proceed with caution. 61 00:03:00,834 --> 00:03:04,534 It would be good to have one of these in real life. 62 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,734 So someone could walk up to ya 63 00:03:06,801 --> 00:03:08,434 and say, "What's your sign?" 64 00:03:08,501 --> 00:03:11,601 I was thinking more if someone was talking to you 65 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:15,467 and you didn't want them to, then you just turn the sign 66 00:03:15,534 --> 00:03:16,934 and it says "Stop. " 67 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Or if you want them to watch what they're saying, 68 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,567 then you give them "Proceed with caution. " 69 00:03:22,634 --> 00:03:24,434 Oops! Sorry! 70 00:03:30,801 --> 00:03:32,434 What are you doin'? 71 00:03:32,501 --> 00:03:34,734 What I always do this time of year. 72 00:03:34,801 --> 00:03:37,601 Jelly salad with the pineapple things 73 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,467 and the banana chunks in it. 74 00:03:39,534 --> 00:03:42,267 Yeah. You and Brent go through it like crazy. 75 00:03:42,334 --> 00:03:43,767 Yeah. 76 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:46,801 Oh, I meant to tell you, I booked an appointment 77 00:03:46,868 --> 00:03:49,501 at the doctor's and I'm gettin' a flu shot. 78 00:03:49,567 --> 00:03:51,601 You're getting a flu shot, voluntarily? 79 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:54,467 Try to talk me out of it all you want, 80 00:03:54,534 --> 00:03:56,534 but I'm gettin' the flu shot. 81 00:03:57,934 --> 00:03:59,834 Ah, what's your name? 82 00:03:59,901 --> 00:04:01,534 Heather. 83 00:04:01,601 --> 00:04:04,501 Hey, both our names start with the letter H. 84 00:04:04,567 --> 00:04:06,601 Cool. 85 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:08,968 Wow. 86 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:13,067 There's something going on here bigger than the both of us. 87 00:04:16,501 --> 00:04:17,901 Hmm. 88 00:04:17,968 --> 00:04:19,567 Hi, Karen. 89 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,067 Why so glum? 90 00:04:21,133 --> 00:04:23,634 Davis won't give me a raise. 91 00:04:23,701 --> 00:04:26,434 I feel like I'm not moving forward. 92 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:28,567 Oh, I know exactly what you mean. 93 00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:31,767 I feel like I am never gonna fit in around here. 94 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:33,567 Yes, Brent tries to... 95 00:04:33,634 --> 00:04:36,567 Yeah, yeah, you want to be part of the community. 96 00:04:36,634 --> 00:04:38,567 Could we talk about my thing? 97 00:04:38,634 --> 00:04:40,501 Oh. Yeah. 98 00:04:41,734 --> 00:04:44,834 So, what's the plan for this year's Operation Jelly Fib? 99 00:04:44,901 --> 00:04:47,000 Lacey and I have something worked out. 100 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:49,033 You're making a mistake. 101 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,100 Lacey is a lousy fibber. 102 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,701 Lacey's great at fibbing. 103 00:04:52,767 --> 00:04:55,534 Here, let me illustrate with the following examples. 104 00:04:55,601 --> 00:04:58,000 Did you get enough sleep last night? 105 00:04:58,067 --> 00:04:59,601 You look brutal. 106 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,067 Have you ever thought about gettin' a nose job? 107 00:05:02,133 --> 00:05:04,934 Oh, wow, your skull, it's enormous. 108 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,868 She's always fibbin' like that. 109 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:09,434 Yeah. 110 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:11,767 You have a tiny skull. 111 00:05:13,601 --> 00:05:17,100 So, uh, listen, uh, Heather. 112 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:20,767 You know, there's this like, uh, dance comin' up and, um... 113 00:05:22,701 --> 00:05:24,133 Is that for me? 114 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,234 No. 115 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,501 You want me to proceed with caution? 116 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:31,534 No, I just have limited options with the sign. 117 00:05:31,601 --> 00:05:33,467 Oh, yeah. Thanks. 118 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:36,801 Uh, yeah, so, uh, yeah, would... you know, would you... 119 00:05:36,868 --> 00:05:41,234 would you like to, uh, go to the Harvest Dance with me? 120 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,434 Yeah, I'd... I'd love to. 121 00:05:43,501 --> 00:05:45,501 Really? 122 00:05:45,567 --> 00:05:47,601 Yeah. 123 00:05:48,634 --> 00:05:50,601 Hey, I heard Hank met a girl. 124 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:53,100 One he doesn't have to blow up? 125 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:58,100 Oh, I shoulda saved that for when he was here. 126 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,534 Will you set me up when he comes? 127 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:04,400 Sure. What'd I say, he has a blow-up doll? No, I said... 128 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,934 Can I talk to you for a second? 129 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,767 This isn't about your not fitting in, is it? 130 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:11,634 No. Although I don't fit in. 131 00:06:11,701 --> 00:06:13,767 What do you want, a hug? 132 00:06:13,834 --> 00:06:17,133 You fit in plenty. You're a pillar of the community. 133 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,534 Aw. 134 00:06:18,601 --> 00:06:20,501 Hey, Paul, I'll have the usual. 135 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:23,000 The usual what? 136 00:06:23,067 --> 00:06:24,901 Yeah, I've made a real impression. 137 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,667 Don't judge by Paul. 138 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:31,100 He phoned me the other day to ask what my phone number was. 139 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:34,567 Oh. Okay, Brent, I ran into Emma and I, uh... 140 00:06:34,634 --> 00:06:37,234 oh, does Wanda know about the... 141 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:40,033 Jelly salad? Yeah. 142 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,467 No, uh, I just found out. 143 00:06:43,534 --> 00:06:45,567 What a bombshell! 144 00:06:45,634 --> 00:06:48,567 Anyway, Brent, I don't think I can keep it secret 145 00:06:48,634 --> 00:06:49,901 from your mom. 146 00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:52,767 Lacey, you can't duck out now. 147 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:55,467 This is my date for the Harvest Dance, Heather. 148 00:06:55,534 --> 00:06:57,567 Heather, this is Brent, my best friend. 149 00:06:57,634 --> 00:07:00,868 Oh. You're the one who doesn't like his mom's jelly salad. 150 00:07:00,934 --> 00:07:02,000 Yeah. 151 00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:04,901 That reminds me. Um, I have to call my parents. 152 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:06,567 Oh. Where do they live? 153 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,033 Wullerton. 154 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:17,901 Hey, you guys, did ya hear? 155 00:07:17,968 --> 00:07:21,868 Hank's going out with a girl from Wullerton. 156 00:07:23,601 --> 00:07:26,067 Someone from here going out with someone from there? 157 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:28,067 That's a tough road to hoe. 158 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:30,534 How does anyone hoe a road? 159 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:32,567 The expression is row to hoe. 160 00:07:32,634 --> 00:07:34,567 Hank is an idiot. 161 00:07:34,634 --> 00:07:36,267 Wait. Here he comes. 162 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,100 Okay, he's here. Now go ahead. 163 00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:43,701 Hank is an idiot for going out with a girl from Wullerton. 164 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:49,534 Can we talk about something else? 165 00:07:49,601 --> 00:07:51,501 I'm running out of spit. 166 00:07:54,567 --> 00:07:57,033 Hey, Wanda, I need your advice. 167 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:01,601 Well, go back in time and every single decision you made, 168 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:03,467 do the opposite. 169 00:08:03,534 --> 00:08:05,601 Or was there something specific? 170 00:08:05,667 --> 00:08:07,567 What should I do about Heather? 171 00:08:07,634 --> 00:08:10,601 She seems sweet. Too bad you have to dump her. 172 00:08:10,667 --> 00:08:12,734 Ah, boy, this is gonna hurt. 173 00:08:12,801 --> 00:08:15,834 Hank, I was kidding. You don't have to dump her. 174 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:21,400 Oh, heh-heh, more of that trademark Wanda sarcasm, eh? 175 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:24,400 Yeah, you're right, I'm going to have to dump her. 176 00:08:25,601 --> 00:08:28,400 There's no reason why the two of you can't overcome 177 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,434 the fact that she's from Wullerton. 178 00:08:31,968 --> 00:08:35,234 Maybe train yourself not to do that spitting thing. 179 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,567 Bad news, Emma. 180 00:08:44,634 --> 00:08:48,701 When I went to the doctor for my flu shot, he said I have... 181 00:08:48,767 --> 00:08:50,467 a high sugar count. 182 00:08:50,534 --> 00:08:53,501 So I can't have any of your jellied salad. No sweets! 183 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,501 Oh, Oscar. 184 00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,534 That's too bad. 185 00:08:57,601 --> 00:08:59,067 More for Brent, though. 186 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:01,701 I wouldn't make any less jelly salad or anything. 187 00:09:01,767 --> 00:09:03,434 He'll eat more. 188 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,601 Yeah. Good news for him. 189 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:08,801 Good news, all right. 190 00:09:11,601 --> 00:09:13,400 Well, I'll see ya later, Hank. 191 00:09:13,467 --> 00:09:14,701 Yeah, bye. 192 00:09:14,767 --> 00:09:16,868 Listen, I'm really glad I met ya. 193 00:09:16,934 --> 00:09:18,133 That's nice. 194 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:19,200 Bye. 195 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,934 Okay, bye-bye. 196 00:09:22,634 --> 00:09:24,133 I gotta dump her. 197 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,868 What? Why? 198 00:09:25,934 --> 00:09:27,701 Look, I've spent my life building 199 00:09:27,767 --> 00:09:29,567 a certain reputation in this town. 200 00:09:29,634 --> 00:09:32,033 People aren't going to think less of you. 201 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:35,434 Actually, it's a mathematical impossibility. 202 00:09:35,501 --> 00:09:37,667 Well, that's real nice of you to say. 203 00:09:37,734 --> 00:09:41,434 I came to see you because you know what it's like to be dumped 204 00:09:41,501 --> 00:09:43,033 and you can give me advice. 205 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:46,100 I am not giving you advice on how to dump Heather. 206 00:09:46,167 --> 00:09:49,067 Why do I know what it's like to be dumped? 207 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:52,667 That Toronto guy dumped ya and then Brent gave ya the boot. 208 00:09:52,734 --> 00:09:55,067 You know how to roll with getting dumped. 209 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:57,234 Brent didn't... we were... we were never even... 210 00:09:57,300 --> 00:10:01,901 oh, look, I am often the dumper, rarely the dumpee. 211 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,968 You're right, Lacey. I should get her to dump me. 212 00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:06,801 No, that's not what I meant. 213 00:10:06,868 --> 00:10:10,567 All right. You don't want to sell out a sister. I understand. 214 00:10:10,634 --> 00:10:12,434 But for the sake of argument, 215 00:10:12,501 --> 00:10:15,434 how should I act to get her to dump me? 216 00:10:15,501 --> 00:10:16,801 Just be yourself. 217 00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:23,601 Bad news for Oscar, Brent. 218 00:10:23,667 --> 00:10:26,968 He went for his flu shot and the doctor said 219 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:28,834 his blood sugar was too high. 220 00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:32,133 But good news for you, because now you can eat 221 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:35,033 all that delicious jelly salad. 222 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,901 Hey, Dad, just out of curiosity, 223 00:10:36,968 --> 00:10:39,467 where do they give that shot nowadays? 224 00:10:39,534 --> 00:10:40,767 Doctor's office. 225 00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,601 Where on the body? 226 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:45,100 The... uh, well, I don't know the medical terminology. 227 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,100 Arm? 228 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,267 If you knew, why did ya ask? 229 00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:49,934 Well, here's the thing, Dad. 230 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,634 The doctor's office phoned here. 231 00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:53,567 They made a mistake on your test, 232 00:10:53,634 --> 00:10:56,234 said you could eat all the jelly salad you wanted. 233 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,067 Right, Lacey? You... you heard the call. 234 00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:59,834 That's right. They called. 235 00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:04,234 I answered the phone, at The Ruby, where the phone is. 236 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,901 They did not call. 237 00:11:05,968 --> 00:11:08,901 Maybe Mom should phone the doctor right now, verify this. 238 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,868 Never mind. I believe ya. 239 00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:14,067 Now the two of ya can enjoy my jelly salad. 240 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:15,701 But I... I can't this year. 241 00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:17,501 Why not? 242 00:11:17,567 --> 00:11:21,000 Well, Lacey has me on this South Park Atkins thingy. 243 00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:23,501 A special diet? Is it safe, Lacey? 244 00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:24,934 No. 245 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,667 Yes. I mean yes. 246 00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:30,534 That's great. 247 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,501 I applied for a job at Wullerton. 248 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:37,634 What? 249 00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:39,634 I think I'm gonna get it. 250 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:41,868 Don't tell anybody. 251 00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,534 What's wrong? 252 00:11:46,601 --> 00:11:48,267 You seem different than before. 253 00:11:48,334 --> 00:11:49,801 No, everything's good. 254 00:11:49,868 --> 00:11:51,634 Why, do you think somethin's bad? 255 00:11:51,701 --> 00:11:54,133 Do you feel like you wanna dump me? 256 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:56,033 Hi. 257 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,534 I just want to let you know I'm okay with this. 258 00:12:00,601 --> 00:12:01,868 Okay with this? 259 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:04,567 I've never been this close to one before. 260 00:12:04,634 --> 00:12:05,968 One what? 261 00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:07,434 Uh, highway worker. 262 00:12:07,501 --> 00:12:09,734 Let's go, Davis. 263 00:12:13,634 --> 00:12:15,567 That was strange. 264 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,734 Ah, what was I saying? 265 00:12:17,801 --> 00:12:20,467 Oh, you were in the middle of dumpin' me. 266 00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:22,567 Go ahead. I can take it. 267 00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:25,067 Can we have a word? 268 00:12:26,634 --> 00:12:27,901 Don't do this. 269 00:12:27,968 --> 00:12:30,734 You have found someone who likes you for you, 270 00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:32,767 which is beautiful and mind boggling. 271 00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,567 Don't let it slip away. 272 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:39,934 You're right. 273 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,667 Thank you. 274 00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,868 Was that your ex? 275 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:54,601 Yeah. Jealous, can't move on. 276 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,868 How's Loose Lips? 277 00:13:01,934 --> 00:13:04,133 Lacey's fine. She's a rock. 278 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,701 I can't do this. 279 00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:09,000 We're lying to your mom, Brent. That is just so wrong. 280 00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:11,567 You said you wanted in on the conspiracy. 281 00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:15,701 I didn't think it was gonna be like this, all fibbing and deceit. 282 00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:19,667 You wanted more of an upfront and open conspiracy? 283 00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,434 Exactly. 284 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,434 Brent and Oscar don't like your jelly salad. 285 00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:26,467 Well, actually, they hate it. 286 00:13:26,534 --> 00:13:28,434 They've been fibbing to you for years. 287 00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:30,167 I thought you should know. 288 00:13:30,234 --> 00:13:31,434 Oh. 289 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,734 So you thought it would be better if I knew that 290 00:13:34,801 --> 00:13:38,234 everyone thinks I'm a fool and that my salad tastes terrible? 291 00:13:39,634 --> 00:13:42,534 Yeah, it's lot better. 292 00:13:42,601 --> 00:13:44,567 Well, good then. 293 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,133 I can't believe you told Mom about the jelly salad. 294 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,868 How much of a heads up do you need? 295 00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:53,534 I'm sorry. 296 00:13:53,601 --> 00:13:54,901 She told Emma! 297 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:55,901 I'm sorry! 298 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,567 Dad, calm down. 299 00:13:57,634 --> 00:13:59,033 This is your fault, Jackass. 300 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,968 If you hadn't blown my doctor scheme. 301 00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:02,467 Oh, okay. Whoa, whoa. 302 00:14:02,534 --> 00:14:04,934 Let's remember the real villain here, Lacey. 303 00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:08,601 We've gotta figure somethin' out. Come on. 304 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,601 I... I don't know what it is. 305 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,033 I just don't fit in around here. 306 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,200 Oh, Lacey, it's not your fault. 307 00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:18,067 It's Brent's fault for trusting you. 308 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:21,434 The lesson here is, that if a secret is harmless, 309 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:24,567 just sit on it. You don't have to tell anyone. 310 00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:29,467 Yeah. And if Karen wants to take a job in Wullerton, then she... 311 00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,767 Karen's taking a job in Wullerton? 312 00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:35,667 Lacey, how can you just sit on this and not tell anyone? 313 00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:38,033 Please don't... oh, darn it! 314 00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:46,601 Is it true? 315 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:49,601 Wanda said Lacey said you're leaving for a new job. 316 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:52,000 Oh, Lacey. She can't keep her yap shut. 317 00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:53,968 How could you? 318 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:57,901 Maybe I should just get outta here and let you calm down. 319 00:14:57,968 --> 00:15:00,734 No, no, no, no. Please, please don't go. 320 00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:03,467 You're the first partner that hasn't quit in... 321 00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:05,501 ever. 322 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:08,033 How about a 5% raise? 323 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,901 Done. 324 00:15:09,968 --> 00:15:13,801 You really lowballed yourself. You coulda held out for 7%. 325 00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,400 7% or I walk. 326 00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:16,901 Done. 327 00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:18,467 Thanks. 328 00:15:18,534 --> 00:15:20,167 Uh, but what about the budget? 329 00:15:20,234 --> 00:15:22,501 Ah, we'll figure somethin' out. 330 00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:24,467 I don't know what to do. 331 00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:26,567 Mom's probably really hurt right now. 332 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,834 You're not suggesting we tell her the truth? 333 00:15:28,901 --> 00:15:30,467 Don't be insane. 334 00:15:30,534 --> 00:15:34,467 No, we need a new and better fib, one that's plausible too. 335 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,868 Mom's no rube. 336 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,534 Say, Dad, I heard that Lacey's been spreading 337 00:15:38,601 --> 00:15:40,067 nonsense and tomfoolery. 338 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,567 I also heard about her nonsense and tomfoolery. 339 00:15:42,634 --> 00:15:44,801 Those are pretty strong words. 340 00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:48,133 You know, Lacey told me you didn't like my jelly salad. 341 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,133 Nonsense. 342 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,534 Tomfoolery. 343 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,567 I bet I know what happened. 344 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:55,467 You see, Lacey has this weird habit of adding don'ts. 345 00:15:55,534 --> 00:15:59,467 So when she said that we don't really like your jelly salad, 346 00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:01,534 she just added a don't. 347 00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,501 I thought you said plausible. 348 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:07,868 Well, maybe our next plan shouldn't be hatched 349 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,667 after last call at the bar. 350 00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:12,934 I'm going to call Davis and see if he can do something. 351 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Lacey and her tomfoolery. 352 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:18,701 Dig in. 353 00:16:18,767 --> 00:16:20,467 Yum-yum. 354 00:16:20,534 --> 00:16:22,200 Let me at it. 355 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:26,567 Hello? 356 00:16:26,634 --> 00:16:27,934 Lacey? 357 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 I'm cleaning the oven. 358 00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:34,200 Come on, I'm taking you to the Harvest Dance. 359 00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:37,000 No, I'm gonna stay here and keep my nose 360 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,000 out of other people's business. 361 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:42,501 No, no, no, no. You have to come to the dance. 362 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,567 Uh, I can't say why. 363 00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,434 It's kind of a secret. 364 00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:48,067 A secret? 365 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:50,133 Okay. 366 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,501 Oh, but I... I'm not dressed up. 367 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:56,501 It's a harvest dance, a buncha farmers covered in barley dust. 368 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:57,968 You're dressed up. 369 00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,901 I wear this kinda stuff all the time. 370 00:17:04,167 --> 00:17:10,067 * 371 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,801 Hank, you have to tell me what's going on. 372 00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:14,801 It's not important. 373 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,400 Tell me. 374 00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:19,901 The whole town hates you. Do you wanna get a drink? 375 00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:21,133 What? 376 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,167 Why do they hate me? 377 00:17:23,234 --> 00:17:25,767 Uh, because of where you're from. 378 00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:29,534 I know you are so sick of hearing this. 379 00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:31,501 But I don't fit in. 380 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,434 Right. 381 00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:36,000 I still say you should arrest that Lacey. 382 00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:38,467 Oh, that reminds me, Oscar. 383 00:17:38,534 --> 00:17:42,200 From now on, every time you call us and it's not an emergency, 384 00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:45,434 you'll have to pay a fee of $10. 385 00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:48,467 In other words, every time you call us, it's $10. 386 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,133 You can't do that. I pay your salary. 387 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,634 Actually, you'll be paying hers. 388 00:17:54,901 --> 00:17:57,801 Ladies and Gentlemen, can I have your attention? 389 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,968 May I introduce to you this year's Harvest Honey, 390 00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:06,968 Lacey Burrows! 391 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:08,434 What? 392 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:09,968 I'm a Honey what? 393 00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:12,434 Oh! 394 00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:14,567 Each year we have a Harvest Honey, 395 00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,434 sort of a Queen of the Harvest Dance thing. 396 00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:18,834 This year we selected you. 397 00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:19,868 Surprise! 398 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,467 Oh! 399 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,467 Oh, Wanda, you coulda told me. 400 00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,801 Well, that mighta kneecapped the surprise part. 401 00:18:25,868 --> 00:18:28,200 I had to keep you in the dark. 402 00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:30,934 That's why I've also been kinda acting rude lately. 403 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,434 Oh, yeah. 404 00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:34,667 Because that was so out of character. 405 00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,901 Oh, wow. 406 00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:39,033 Thank you so much, everybody. 407 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,067 This makes me feel like I... 408 00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:43,567 maybe I actually do fit in around here. 409 00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:47,868 But I think that there's someone that needs to fit in 410 00:18:47,934 --> 00:18:51,534 even more than I do, so I would like to give this, 411 00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:54,300 well, at least share it, with Heather. 412 00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:03,100 This is so nice of you, 413 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,667 considering that I stole your boyfriend. 414 00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,467 My what? 415 00:19:07,534 --> 00:19:11,200 And I still don't know what you people have against Gimli. 416 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,467 Gimli? 417 00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:15,968 You're from Gimli? 418 00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:19,534 I thought you were from that place that your parents live. 419 00:19:19,601 --> 00:19:22,200 No, I was born and raised in Gimli, Manitoba. 420 00:19:22,267 --> 00:19:24,934 My parents are just spending the summer in Wullerton. 421 00:19:34,601 --> 00:19:37,200 I told everyone I'd get ya here tonight. 422 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,400 Thanks for not making me a liar. 423 00:19:39,467 --> 00:19:41,100 You're welcome, Wanda. 424 00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:44,567 And thank you for being so rude and deceitful. 425 00:19:44,634 --> 00:19:47,067 Ah, not a problem. 426 00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:48,901 Hey. 427 00:19:48,968 --> 00:19:49,901 Oh, hi, Emma. 428 00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:52,534 Listen, I'm so sorry about the jelly thing. 429 00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:54,100 I shoulda just been quiet. 430 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:56,934 Oh, I've always known they hated my jelly salad. 431 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,200 I just like to see them squirm. 432 00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:03,067 And this year seeing you squirm was an unexpected bonus. 433 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,734 So thank you. 434 00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,601 Aww. 435 00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,567 Oh, Karen, I'm sorry. 436 00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:13,467 For blabbing? 437 00:20:13,534 --> 00:20:14,868 No. Thank 438 00:20:14,934 --> 00:20:16,534 What took you so long? 439 00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:20,501 There was no job offer, but I needed Davis to think there was. 440 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,734 But don't go blab that to Davis. 441 00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,667 Oh, no. 442 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,067 Hey, Lacey, 443 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:28,467 thanks for the heads up about Karen. 444 00:20:28,534 --> 00:20:30,000 I appreciate the tip. 445 00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:32,634 There's something I should tell you later. 446 00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,467 Hey, Lacey. 447 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,968 Thanks. That was a real nice thing you did for Heather. 448 00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,100 It's too bad I gotta dump her. 449 00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:42,567 Why would you dump her? 450 00:20:42,634 --> 00:20:45,567 It was better when she was all taboo and forbidden 451 00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:49,601 and no thrill if she's not from Wullerton. 452 00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:52,234 Hey, Lacey, thanks a lot for blabbin' to Emma. 453 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,534 You're welcome. 454 00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:55,567 I was being sarcastic. 455 00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:57,033 So was I. 456 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,200 Oh. 457 00:21:01,701 --> 00:21:04,033 You know, everyone thanked me for something tonight, 458 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,567 except you. 459 00:21:05,634 --> 00:21:07,033 Do you wanna dance? 460 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,000 Sure. 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