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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,080 - Son - Yes Dad. 2 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:30,240 I Studied at Kishanchand College in my youth... 3 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,320 Yes Dad. 4 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:34,400 Guddu is already studying there... Now your turn. 5 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,080 Yes Dad. 6 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,920 Both of you commute on the same scooter, 7 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,200 - we save money on petrol. - Yes Dad. 8 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:45,400 Guddu's text books come to you, we save money on books. 9 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,240 Yes Dad. 10 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:47,720 Money saved is money earned. 11 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:50,400 Behind every successful man is a woman. 12 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:54,000 Behind every middleclass man is a son, perched on the pillion of his scooter, 13 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,720 subjected to a daily tutorial on penny-pinching. 14 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,720 No wonder middleclass kids can never be cool. 15 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,440 Like damsels in distress - Dad's favourite word is 16 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,480 "SAVE". 17 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,840 - Get it sonny boy? - Yes Dad. 18 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:08,040 - Curb every useless expense. - Yes Dad. 19 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,160 - Dad, I sure am lucky. - Why? 20 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:11,960 'Cause Guddu isn't a girl. 21 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,720 Or you would have draped me in a frock to come here! 22 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,600 No son, just undies would be more like it. 23 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,200 Go check the admission list. 24 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,760 Dad, will you check please. I've to take a leak. 25 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,800 Hey listen!... useless twerp! 26 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:26,560 One sec - is Yudhisthir Sharma on the list? 27 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,640 Excuse me... 28 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:35,800 Yes! My son!! He's got admission!! Gangway please. 29 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,720 Yudhisthir Sharma, you got the admission. 30 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:42,480 Yesss! 31 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,480 Go check with the office when the fee has to be paid. 32 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:46,280 Right o Dad! 33 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,800 Kishanchand. Boring name, crowd likewise. 34 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,640 Tagged as "Downmarket Mules" 35 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:56,640 loaded with the burden of expectations of middleclass parents, 36 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:00,720 inherited a dangerous disease - Middleclassiosis. 37 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,520 The symptoms are all too familiar. 38 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,760 - I was here first. - Mummy! 39 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,840 First come first served. Your rule. 40 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,080 I'm late for college. 41 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,080 - Me too. - Oh come on! 42 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,480 - Mummy... - Stop whining like a school kid. 43 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,560 Yudi, he's older. Let him go first. 44 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,400 - Mum's verdict. - But I'm brushing! 45 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,400 - Mum's order. - So unfair. 46 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,760 First on the potty just because he is older? 47 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,040 That's just Rs 100. Rs 12 more please. 48 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,920 It adds up to 90. I've still given a 100. 49 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,280 - 10 more ma'am, please. - I don't have any more. 50 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,200 Final deal. 5 more. 51 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,360 Yudi, pick up the free herbs. 52 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,320 - Stop! Stop! 40... 40... - What's 40 Dad? 53 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,880 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 40 is a round figure. 54 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,400 We haven't reached home yet. 55 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,960 - I've cramps in my legs. - I'll go ahead with the bags. 56 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:52,480 Get off the auto - Let's walk. It's good exercise. 57 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,280 Street food for Rs.20 58 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:59,600 becomes worth Rs.399 in a hotel, because they give it a fancy name. 59 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:03,160 To be cool, one needs to change their surroundings. 60 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:07,600 You can't be a mule Yudi. You are a prized Derby horse. 61 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,280 You are an ass. Me, ass's buddy. 62 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,800 FYI asses don't get into Oakwood. 63 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:20,000 - We aren't in? - We are - on the waiting list. 64 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,360 Me 6th, you7th 65 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,440 Drop the "Be cool" dream. 66 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,680 Trot to Kishanchand else we'll lose that too. 67 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:34,080 Kishanchand marks "the end" of my dream to be cool and yours to be a rapper. 68 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,920 We have to change our surroundings to be cool, man! 69 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:44,440 Do what's right for you. I can fix my life anywhere. 70 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,440 You don't get it, Bro. 71 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,040 - G'morning uncle. - Morning. 72 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:55,520 Oshir, cover this silly crow's nest during work hours. 73 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:56,240 Sorry Dad. 74 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,160 How often has uncle has told you to hide your puny pony. 75 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:01,560 It's silly. Just get a haircut like your Dad's. 76 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,280 - You mind your own business. - Okay uncle. 77 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,320 And you, serve water on table 5. 78 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,680 Blab about fixing your life when you can't fix your own hair your way! 79 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,280 You can throw attitude because you have a backup. 80 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,080 You'll end up fine as a baker if not a rapper. 81 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,920 It's Dad's shop, not mine. 82 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,000 So he is not going to live forever bro. 83 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,200 Shut up! 84 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:38,240 Tell me what did Sachin Tendulkar's Dad do? 85 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,040 - What's the point? - Point is, No one knows. 86 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,840 Had Sachin done what his Dad did, 87 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,040 would we get the God of cricket? 88 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,400 Bro, I want to follow my heart not my dad's business. 89 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:49,680 Point taken. 90 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,600 My turn. 91 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,920 Sachin earned fame hitting sixes at Lords. 92 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,160 Had he played in his colony lanes, he wouldn't be God of cricket. 93 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,840 Oakwood is our Lords. 94 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,840 Follow your heart but get to the right place first. 95 00:10:09,840 --> 00:10:13,440 But to-date, Oakwood has had no cancellations. 96 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,600 No worries. 97 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,640 - This year Oakwood will have all three. - Three? 98 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,920 You, me, and cancellations. 99 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:26,000 Hi. Mr Panchal? This is about your fee. 100 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,200 Mr Khanna? Shlok Sinha? 101 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,120 The date for the payment of fee is postponed. 102 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,200 Shaina Nilkon? 103 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,280 Our server was down so there are no updates on the website. 104 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,000 Poorva Chandi? Please come on Thursday to pay the fee, not Monday. 105 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,200 All right, I'll see you in Oakwood High. 106 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,880 Maybe not. 107 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,160 Is it so easy to fool people. 108 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:49,320 Who are we to fool someone, but instruments in the hand of the One above. 109 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,080 What is the big deal Dad? 110 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,520 I'll tell you what it is. 111 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,440 You keep me waiting at the college and then His Lordship.... 112 00:10:58,560 --> 00:10:59,960 Quiet...shhh... kids are studying. 113 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,680 They will study. You worry about the studies of your kid. 114 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,960 Adi, are you also getting disturbed? 115 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,120 Focus. 116 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,560 In our old age, he will abandon us at a railway station 117 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:08,800 and that too at 4:00 in the morning. 118 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,040 Who the hell will wake up at 4 am Ma! 119 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,720 Your old man my son! I'll show you how! 120 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:18,600 And by the way, where did you get the money for the Awkward form? 121 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:23,640 Ooh! I bow to thee holy mother! 122 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:29,400 I make do with fractured specs to save Rs. 200 123 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:34,120 and you dole out 2000! 124 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,480 How often should I say don't spend more than I earn? 125 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,120 Can't you just earn a little more? Think bigger! 126 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,360 He's right. 127 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:42,360 Concentrate. 128 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,280 I'll buy shoes a size bigger to slap your face with! 129 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,800 I'll return the money... Promise. 130 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,560 Some cheek! Now he'll give me money?! 131 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,200 I meant I'll return it if you keep the amount reasonable. 132 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,240 Get out of my way. So I'm unreasonable?!! 133 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,800 - Good job Sir. - Thank you! Thank you! 134 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:02,120 I fear not your big shoes Mr. Sharma but your small thinking. 135 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,320 Railway station? 136 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,800 Why not Airport? At least in thoughts! 137 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:13,920 O Lord, if anyone can deliver me from this disease it's Yudi Sharma himself. 138 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,600 With your blessings of course... Dear Ganesha. 139 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,760 So to get the total fruit weight... 140 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,280 Yo Dude! 141 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,520 Focus here if you want to get in to Kishanchand. 142 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:26,640 One sec. 143 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,720 Even if you do get in, you'll end up as a mule - like the rest that we know. 144 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,440 - Turn down the radio volume. - Oh Ma, do it yourself. 145 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:37,760 If you get in Oakwood I'll hire a band to celebrate! 146 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:38,960 Hello. 147 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,000 What if I do? 148 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,240 I'll crow like a rooster amidst all here - 149 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,680 Cock a doodle doo. 150 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,000 And you... post my picture on Pixtagram. 151 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:50,960 Hey! Yudi's got admission in Oakwood. 152 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,480 Yay!! 153 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,080 # A mule reincarnated as a rooster. 154 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,840 Yudi's got in at Oakwood! 155 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,280 Ooohoo. What happened? 156 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,200 - Someone won a jackpot? - Yudi's got admission in Oakwood. 157 00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:12,560 Just got a call. 158 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:16,480 Wow! He is my son after all! 159 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,400 Monday we need to pay the fee of Rs.1.5 lakhs. 160 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,040 1.5 lakhs? 161 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,200 Not just Mussoorie Dad, It's the best college in India. 162 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:29,000 Billionaire's kids study there, kids like us become achievers. 163 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,960 Let's take a call this evening. 164 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,280 - Dad please! - Fine. 165 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,880 Sir, I'm all set to post your new DP on Pixtagram. 166 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,760 Shut Up! 167 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:43,360 It's beyond our budget. But together we'll manage. What do you say? 168 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,880 Income from my catering is lying untouched in the bank. 169 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,320 That will come in handy for his education. 170 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,520 Nature's call Dad. Urgent. Will be right back to massage your feet. 171 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,120 Hold it if you want to go to Awkward. 172 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:57,560 - Pushed it back Dad. - See that! 173 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,400 I mean I'll control it for a while. 174 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,360 Right son. 175 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,920 So what were you saying about Oakwood? 176 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:07,280 We had to struggle through a lot for our education. 177 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:14,320 But it's your right to dream better, bigger. 178 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,600 Your mum and I will pitch in. 179 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:23,160 In fact, all of us together will outshine the billionaires. 180 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,880 Dad! 181 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,320 By the way it's Oakwood. Not Awkward. 182 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,320 British accent! 183 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,120 Apply your mind and study son. 184 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,520 I promise I will. 185 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,600 Yay... the king of Oakwood! 186 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,960 Oakwood High. 187 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,240 Vibes bro. 188 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,440 Pot dude! 189 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,880 The name, the crowd, the aura... 190 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:04,240 I'd call it Oakwood Hi Fi. 191 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:11,720 From bricks to chicks - COOL written all over - in caps. 192 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,440 Finally, Sachin arrives at Lords. 193 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:24,680 Why just mind, Dad, I'll apply my body, mind and soul, 194 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,240 and pass with full marks in my pet subject. 195 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:34,080 Sysha Oberoi - the most popular, gorgeous and stylish girl in Mussorie. 196 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:39,000 The Brand Ambassador of "cool", who hypnotizes the minute she steps in. 197 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,480 The one-way-ticket to the life I want boss. 198 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,920 Hey guys! Good morning. 199 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,240 We're at Fusion Salon today and we're all getting new hairdos. 200 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,160 Let's take a vote on what shall I do. 201 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,440 - Straight... - Or curly. 202 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,400 Every time I see you baby My heart makes me do things crazy 203 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,160 Is it love or madness it's all so fuzzy 204 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,080 All logics set aside, these three I can't be denied 205 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,640 Music, booze and you by my side 206 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,000 My heart says I love you a ton, 207 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,760 Do you know what you have done 208 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,240 I'm lost, when you so hypnotize 209 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,720 You stole my heart you realize O honey I love you a ton 210 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,600 I'm lost, when you so hypnotize 211 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,320 At dream's doorstep I've set my eyes 212 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,680 I dream of you alone, do you realize 213 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:15,160 Around you my future I visualize 214 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,560 Heed my words, you too will fantasize 215 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,040 Every time I see you baby My heart makes me do things crazy 216 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,680 Is it love or madness It's all so fuzzy 217 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:28,920 All logics set aside, these three I can't be denied 218 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,280 Music, booze and you by my side 219 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,840 My heart says I love you a ton, 220 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,600 Don't you know what you have done 221 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,520 Why do you so hypnotize 222 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,000 All your videos go viral, every story you rule, 223 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,360 DM and tutor me on how to be so cool 224 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,840 Like Mary's lamb I follow you everyday 225 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,160 You too I promise, will follow me someday 226 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,840 Every time I see you baby My heart makes me do things crazy 227 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,520 Is it love or madness it's just so fuzzy 228 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,840 All logics set aside, these three I can't be denied 229 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,320 Music, booze and you by my side 230 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,720 My heart says I love you a ton, 231 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,440 Do you know what you have done 232 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,960 Why do you so hypnotize 233 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,480 You stole my heart you realize O honey I love you a ton 234 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,960 I'm lost, don't hypnotize or stun 235 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,640 - Hey watch it bro. - Are you fricking blind? 236 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,320 Unfortunately, I am. 237 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,120 Oh my god! I'm sorry. 238 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,960 It's o.k. I am sorry. 239 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,960 You needn't apologise. I should have seen where I am going. 240 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,920 I'm so used to this. Every time I introduce myself I say 241 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,480 'Hi I'm sorry. Nice to meet you.' 242 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,080 Wow! You are quite funny pal. 243 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,760 Why, the blind can't be funny? 244 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,960 Uh no no that's not what he meant. 245 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,320 - Ya. - I'm just kidding! 246 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,960 Oh my god! 247 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,120 Please don't mind. My sense of humour is a little - dark. 248 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,480 Where's the admin office? 249 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,280 Go straight take a right. You'll see it over there. 250 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,040 'See" it? Really? How? 251 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:40,040 Sorry pal. I'm really sorry. 252 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,560 Not again! 253 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,440 - I'm kidding. - Oh my god! 254 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,400 - What's he up to? - I see 255 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,480 I don't. 256 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:53,760 Wow! 257 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,360 You have a lovely smile. 258 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,440 Hey wait, wait, wait! How do you know. 259 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,680 We're going to be in the same class. So one gets the vibes. 260 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,040 6th sense. 261 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,040 You Elohssa? 262 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,480 No. I'm Alex. 263 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,760 Oh! Hi! I'm Yudi. And you? 264 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,440 - I'm Sysha. - Just a second. 265 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:17,960 Hi Sysha! Wow! That's a strong grip. 266 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,600 And an equally strong body. 267 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,560 - Yudi. - Yes. 268 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,840 Who is going to take the keys off from your scooter? 269 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,880 Sixth sense. 270 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,600 Are you fricking kidding me? 271 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,120 I've been saying all along I'm kidding, I'm kidding... 272 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,080 in fact that's what I say everywhere. 273 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,600 - Hi! I'm kidding. - Shut Up! 274 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,440 You really thought this is going to work on Sysha Oberoi! 275 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,640 So cheap n cheesy dude. 276 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,320 Where are you going? Have you gone nuts? 277 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,120 - Are you blind? - Why? 278 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,520 - Can't you see that I'm blind, you ass. - You Ass this hurts. 279 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,120 So that's your plan? Mingling with Sysha to become cool? 280 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,120 Get this right. The dangerous disease we are inflicted with... 281 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,160 - Yeah... I know... Middleclassiosis. - Correct. 282 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,560 She is a portable vaccination for it. 283 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,480 Once I become her boyfriend, 284 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,840 get seen on her Pixtagram and get into her circle, 285 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:17,960 I'll be the coolest bloke in Mussoorie. 286 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,520 Life will go from here to... here. 287 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,680 And your 'think big', dreams, cricket at Lords? 288 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,240 All yours. My sport is different. 289 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:32,200 It's called finding Syshu, and boyfriending Syshu... 290 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,200 And bro, I need to go to the loo... 291 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,240 So go. 292 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,040 Is that Ash? 293 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,760 - Yeah. - Oh shucks! 294 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,000 Just ignore her. 295 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,480 Hey Sysha! 296 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,800 Guys I'll just be back. 297 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,840 O.K. 298 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:33,280 Hi! My mom told me to sit on the right, on the first day of college. Feng-Shui. 299 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,160 - Else I'll fail in the exams. - So I'd rather fail? 300 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,840 Why would you? I'll learn and teach you. Hi five! Thanks. 301 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,120 Hey Sy. 302 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,640 Where were you? 303 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,120 Actually mom said to sit to the right of the professor. Got confused. 304 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,120 - Listen I'm not interested. - Huh? 305 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,080 I know what you are trying to do. Behave yourself. 306 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,240 I don't hit on skunks. I'd rather have poison. 307 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,520 Should I get it for you? 308 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,240 Sure! Two burgers, ketchup and Pepsi too. Scram! 309 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,600 - Ass. - Jenny. 310 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,800 Did you just take my picture? 311 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,000 - You creeped into my photo. - Delete it right now. 312 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,560 I'm no slave for you to order me around. 313 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,680 - How dare you take my pic? - Like this. 314 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,720 - Gimme! - You mad? My phone! 315 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,240 Why'd you take my pic? 316 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,120 My phone !!! 317 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,840 Good morning everyone. 318 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,600 I said good morning. 319 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,120 Good morning Ma'am. 320 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,840 I hope you all are having a really nice day today. 321 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:09,160 Hello excuse me. 322 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,240 You've busted my phone. 323 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,760 I am politely asking you to pay 500 for the screen guard you cracked. 324 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,840 Your phone itself isn't worth 500. I am not giving you a penny. 325 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,600 Oh Ms. Attitude!!... Hello!!... 326 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,440 Spitfire I'm talking to you. 327 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:27,160 Hey vixen... I'd have clobbered you if you weren't a girl. 328 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,600 Excuse me. 329 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,560 Gimme my money. 330 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,120 Give my money or I'll lodge a police complaint. 331 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,200 Do you know who my Dad is? 332 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,000 He is a buddy of the Commissioner. 333 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,800 I'll have you jailed. I'm warning you! 334 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,920 Hey listen you ogress. Stop! I'm talking to you. 335 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,520 Stop pretending you can't hear. I'll see that you pay me. 336 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,960 It was a new phone. 337 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,520 Where are you looking. I'm talking to you. Excuse me. 338 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,720 What are you looking at. I'm talking to you. 339 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,680 Hey ! Phone buster! 340 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,360 - It's you I'm talking to. - You will pay for this. 341 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,000 Why will I pay for this? You will pay for this. 342 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,080 Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be... 343 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,880 - Do you rap? - I only slap! 344 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,800 Look bros... what happens to guys who troll. 345 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,800 - People make memes of them folks. - Just get lost. 346 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,960 Today isn't your day. I'll see you tomorrow. 347 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,200 Of the 5 divisions in our college, Ash had to be in my class. 348 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,320 - Your Sicilian Pizza Ma'am. Gluten free. - Thank you. 349 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,400 - First photo. - Hey Yes. 350 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,720 Will you check this out. 351 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,320 Oooh! 352 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,160 What's wrong with this idiot? 353 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,840 The blind guy? 354 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,360 She'll delete your comments bro. 355 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,240 Drop it. She's way out of your league. 356 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,280 Really? 357 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,200 My Dad's a Bank manager, yours a baker. 358 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:54,920 So? 359 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,200 We'll have to be content with Plain Janes. 360 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,920 If we do get one, what follows? 361 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:00,960 Cheap dates-few movies and then marriage. 362 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,880 One more Yudi will be born. 363 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,320 I got a Plain Jane. He'll get a Simple Sally. 364 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,840 And there will be an edition of yet another mule. 365 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,680 I curse my parents, my son will curse me, 366 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,040 his son will curse him and the suffocating chain will go on and on. 367 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,720 Gosh! This curse must be broken. 368 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,680 True. The middle class struggles to upgrade from a two wheeler to a car, 369 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,920 then a bigger car. 370 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,920 Do break the chain pal! 371 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,720 But there are no shortcuts to doing that. 372 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,560 Shortcuts are the freeway to your goal. 373 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,320 The view from a skyscraper's porch is just so exotic! 374 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,080 Bro, that's Sysha's porch. 375 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,560 This very Sysha, 376 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,680 one day will be compelled to invite me to her porch. Wait and Watch! 377 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,200 What say Mussorie's dapper rapper! 378 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,360 Bitter sugar. 379 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,600 Bitter sugar. Oxy-moron 380 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,840 Two of your favourites in your class. 381 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,040 Ash and that blind boy. Yew! 382 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,120 It's ages since I heard you rap. C'mon rap away. 383 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,840 No, not now. 384 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,920 Stop being coy or I'll smack you. Hit it! 385 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,560 Here goes. 386 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,040 Wow! Way to go! Oh ho! 387 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,200 Not the world's dictates, we'll follow the heart 388 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,360 We'll heed the heart's call and make a fresh start 389 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,920 With my pal as my anchor, the world we'll outsmart 390 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,280 Not the world's dictates, we'll follow the heart 391 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,640 Not the world's dictates, we'll follow the heart 392 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,840 We'll heed heart's call and make a fresh start 393 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,160 With my pal as my anchor, the world we'll outsmart 394 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,520 Not the world's dictates, we'll follow the heart 395 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,400 Biddings of the world you must forget 396 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,720 But search within you your prized tenet 397 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,080 Keep off the beaten path, it could be a lie 398 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,480 Do your own thing, be cool and fly high 399 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,120 Chase your pet dream, let courage be your tool, 400 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,400 Breaking the rules is the way to be cool 401 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,000 And cool is the guy who frames his own rule 402 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,840 Not the world's dictates, we'll follow the heart 403 00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,160 We'll heed heart's call, and make a fresh start 404 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,440 With my pal as my anchor, the world we'll outsmart 405 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,960 - Yudi! - Yes mom? 406 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,720 - It's 2:00 am. Come on in quick - Yes mom. 407 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,480 Hmmm.... Uploading it on YouTube. 408 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,040 Not yet. This was for us only. 409 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,320 - Do it when it's fine tuned. - Shut up asshole. 410 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,480 Same excuse every time. 411 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,320 Here's how we'll follow the heart. 412 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,920 Your dream is to rap on a big-league stage. 413 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,480 Mine, to bring Sysha as my girlfriend to the same show. 414 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,960 Sure thing! 415 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,120 Uploaded. It's good. Honestly. 1000 likes for sure. 416 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,080 Good Morning Sysha! 417 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,520 Baba was right. Yoga's the way to digestion. 418 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,640 You had gluten free pizza yesterday. I had brown bread. 419 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,720 Listen! I've a fantastic proposal for you. 420 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,600 Try me out as your boyfriend? 421 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:50,160 Wow! 422 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,040 Life will be set... and fun. 423 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,800 - We're a perfect fit. - Really! 424 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,080 You Pizza me brown bread. You Pasta me Spare Ribs. 425 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,320 - Yew! - You hot me cool. 426 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,320 We'll be the killer pair of Oakwood. 427 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,320 Earthy guys and classy babes are always superhit pairs. 428 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,960 Like Ranveer-Deepika... Yuvraj-Hazel... Yudi - Sysha. 429 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,240 I'm telling you. A guy like me is hard to find. 430 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,000 I'd do anything for you, Sysha. Anything !!! Just ask of me. 431 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,880 Mom says I look like film star. I dance like Michael Jackson. 432 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,480 And singing... I'm Mussorie's Justin Bieber. 433 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,440 You've seen my sense of humour. 434 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,560 Now note my confidence. 435 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,440 'Be my girlfriend' proposal after yesterday's flop show. 436 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,360 - Oh shit!. - Honestly! 437 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,360 To get a boyfriend like me isn't just difficult, it's impossible. 438 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,920 So how's the offer? 439 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,440 You're gonna pay for this. 440 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:42,960 How much? 441 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,200 Shoo! Shoo! 442 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,120 Holy shit! 443 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,600 Shoo, shoo!! 444 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,400 I tell you she's deranged. 445 00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,920 Totally jealous of expensive stuff. 446 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,200 Busted my phone, now makes your car a portable potty. 447 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,160 What? 448 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:07,760 Potty... potty. You know potty. 449 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,240 - So you'd do anything for me? - Of course! 450 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,560 - Are you sure? - 100% 451 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,160 - You can't back out. - Try me. 452 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,840 - Want to be my boyfriend? - Pardon? 453 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,800 Don't you want to be my boyfriend? 454 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,680 Not don't. Only want. 455 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,960 All right done. 456 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,160 Done it is! I'll update my status. 457 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:36,320 Patience my friend. To have me as a girlfriend, date Ash first. 458 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:41,280 That weirdo? I won't swipe right if hers was the last profile on Tinder. 459 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,000 Date her. 460 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,040 Make her want you. 461 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,880 Hook up with her. 462 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,640 Then make sure you break her heart. 463 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,240 I want to see her cry. 464 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,240 One minute. 465 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,360 What's this scheme? 466 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,920 No scheme. 467 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,800 Dating Sysha Oberoi is no cake walk. 468 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:11,120 Mull over it and let me know. 469 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,320 Why so irritated this morning? 470 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,160 Guess who is in my class. 471 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,400 Tell me. 472 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,560 - The person is... - One sec... 473 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,440 - Yes Dr Desai. - Aryan! 474 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,040 Aryan where's your blazer? 475 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,560 Aryan finish your food. 476 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,960 No no. Actually my son. 477 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,040 Yes exactly. I'll do that. 478 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,120 - Ash. - Yes mom. 479 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,000 I have 2 surgeries today and he has an extra class. 480 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,960 So please manage today. OK? 481 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,800 Yeah it's OK. Bye mom. 482 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,560 - Bye bye dear. - I'll see you. 483 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,880 - Let's go. - Who is in your class sis? 484 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,160 No one. 485 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,240 Lock whoever bothers you in the toilet. 486 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,800 Tie your shoelaces, Baboon. 487 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,920 How's it going son? 488 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,400 How is it hanging in college with the billionaire kids? 489 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,760 Why just the college Dad, the parking lot too is mind blowing. 490 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:05,000 Big sports cars lined up as if in a 5 star parking. 491 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,600 My scooter needs repair. 492 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,440 I'll wait at the college parking 493 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,880 so we can come together and save half the fare. 494 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,320 Don't Dad! I'll come to your office and pick you. 495 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,920 - We'll save the full fare. - Yudi, aren't you running late? 496 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,320 Yes I am. 497 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,560 Here, take these. 498 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,520 - Bye bye bye bye. - Bye. 499 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,120 Yudi Yudi hang on. 500 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,680 Take the sides. 501 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,720 And don't forget the change. 502 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,920 You forgot Rs. 35/- the last time. 503 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,880 - That was on purpose. - Why? 504 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,760 To dodge the taxation raid?! 505 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,600 - Huh? - Your cheek Ma. 506 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,400 Bye. 507 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,240 Taxation raid on Rs.35? 508 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,400 Bye see you. I'll come to pick you up. 509 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,040 Excuse me. Hello! 510 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,280 My phone was brand new. Please pay up. 511 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,720 Shut up. Beggar. 512 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,560 You called me a beggar! 513 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,160 Whacko give me my 500. Or I'll smash your phone. 514 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,280 Touch it and I'll smash your face. 515 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,200 - Whacko! - Right back at you. 516 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,360 Get lost! I'll see you after class. Crank. 517 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,120 Excuse me. Zumba class? 518 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,160 - It's in the south block. - Thanks. Shit! 519 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,120 And 5 6 7 go. 520 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:40,920 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 again. 521 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:45,680 1 2 3 4 5 6 energy Ash. 522 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:50,200 1 2 3 hands up and up let's go. 523 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:55,120 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 change. 524 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,200 1 2 3 and left and right. 525 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,440 Change 1 2 3 move it. 526 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,520 5 6 7 8 and its done guys thank you. Bye. 527 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,720 Bye. Thank you. 528 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:11,200 How goes it bro? 529 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,080 Give my 500. 530 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,640 - Hi - Hi! 531 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,800 Have you decided? 532 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:44,600 About? 533 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,320 About us stupid. 534 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:51,560 Like me Zumba you Boogie - like fusion. 535 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,360 Did Sysha kiss Yudi? 536 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:00,880 She totally did! 537 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,920 Let me know. 538 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:23,880 Well done Yudi boy! 539 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,600 Congrats Yudi. 540 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,160 Well done Yudi. 541 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,280 First flush Yudi. Wow! 542 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,720 Jealous bro! 543 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,200 Is it okay to break Ash's heart to please Sysha? 544 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:43,080 If Sysha is willing to be my girlfriend, 545 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,760 doesn't matter whose heart I break. 546 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,640 Right. As if she's just waiting for you to propose 547 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,440 and walk her down the aisle, holding your hand! 548 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,840 A normal girl, I could have managed but how do I impress this shrew? 549 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,520 Ask Siri. 550 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,520 Hey Siri... How to impress a girl. 551 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,760 Hey Siri... How to impress a very rude girl. 552 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,200 Ashna, hello... just a minute. I need to talk to you. 553 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,760 Ashna ...wait... 554 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,880 Excuse me I think... 555 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,720 I don't believe this! How dare you walk into the girl's room? 556 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,440 Just listen to me. 557 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,840 Why am I even surprised! I know the likes of you very well. 558 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,480 Trying to get up close under the pretext of getting 500/- back. 559 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,840 It's idiots like you who should have been slapped into discipline 560 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,760 by parents and taught manners. 561 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,640 Will you listen to me once? 562 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,360 Someone else will. You'll be bloody sorry for this. Assface! 563 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:51,960 You have to apologise. 564 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,600 I am sorry Ma'am. 565 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,320 Apologise to him, not to me. 566 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,000 Ma'am just let it be. It is OK. 567 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,760 No. it isn't. It's not acceptable, Ash. 568 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,640 Why were you in the Boy's Room? 569 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,480 And you claim it was the other way. 570 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,520 Also, I believe you've smashed his phone! 571 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,640 Ma'am actually she didn't. The phone just fell. 572 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,680 Mistakes happen. 573 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,160 Time for my lecture. May I please go? 574 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,160 Thank you. 575 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,880 Listen. I'm extremely sorry. 576 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:30,840 It's OK. 577 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,360 I shouldn't have judged you. 578 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,040 What's your problem? You feel I'm hitting on you. 579 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,240 First you bash my phone, then you want to bash my face. 580 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,520 We're just in the same class! That's it. 581 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:41,960 You're very rude. 582 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:45,760 I'm extremely sorry. 583 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,200 Some overacting! You're so cheap. 584 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,840 And cheesy. 585 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,080 Good enough? 586 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,560 Definitely not bad. 587 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,040 - That's my Pizza. - Quiet. 588 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,560 What are you up to? 589 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,600 Can I have a coke please? 590 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,360 Let me take the plate sir. 591 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,960 No worries. I'll put it away myself. 592 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,720 That's my job. 593 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,640 I don't push my load on others. 594 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,280 But I'm paid to do this job. 595 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,160 Would you let someone else clear your plate? Chill. 596 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,000 Brother, please put it in the sink. 597 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,920 Brother, I'm not paid for it. Put it in yourself. 598 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,520 Need help? 599 00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,520 No thanks. I'll manage, 600 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,960 Stop being a superwoman! 601 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:25,480 Take my scooty. I'll take yours and return it repaired by tomorrow. 602 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,920 No. Thank you. 603 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,360 I know we had a bad start. You apologized, I accepted. 604 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,960 Water under the bridge. 605 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,120 We'll be spending 3 years in the same class. 606 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,240 It's OK. Take my scooty. I'll take yours. 607 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,160 Here. 608 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,640 For the broken screen guard. 609 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:50,920 No need to keep track. It's OK. Don't bother. 610 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,920 I can't give you my scooty otherwise. 611 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,160 Only because you're insisting. 612 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,520 Thank you. 613 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:09,600 Your number please. I'll send you the location for bringing my scooty over. 614 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:16,400 9739424369. 615 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,320 - Now what's this? - Your scooter is done. 616 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,360 - How much? - 600/- 617 00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,680 Wo Wo Wo!!! The pipe costs 100/- I slit it. I should know. 618 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,520 The rate is 350/- . Here's 500/- . Keep the change for repairing the dent. 619 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:43,400 You could hurt someone in this betting game. Don't play it. 620 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:47,120 Once the plane has taken off, the runway doesn't exist. 621 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,200 So Ash is the runway? 622 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,720 - No! I'm the plane. I want to fly. - Fly away. 623 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,440 I want to fly above the stratosphere. Soar high above. 624 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:56,840 OK fly! 625 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,960 Oh! The chain breaks! 626 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,040 I told you Sysha will invite me to her porch. 627 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,080 Right! 628 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,280 Holy Cow! Yudi. 629 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,400 With the entrance so posh, how ritzy must the porch be! 630 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:37,240 - Excuse me. Pub right here? - Yes sir. 631 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,160 - I'll just keep these here.... - ...Sir not allowed... 632 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,760 - ...for two minutes... I'll be right back - It's not allowed sir. 633 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,360 Sir please sir... 634 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:52,160 Wow! This is how a porch should be. 635 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,320 Pump yourselves up and groove along. 636 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:16,080 Ladies and Gentlemen-I am your DJ. 637 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:25,600 - Hi Yudi! - Finally our star has come. 638 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,360 He's here! 639 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:29,200 - Wooo come, come come sit. - Come bro, come. 640 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,320 Come. Take a seat. Sit. 641 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,800 Sysha how right you were. He's on time. 642 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,240 - We've all been waiting for you. - Been quite a while. 643 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,560 By the way, my cousins Rahil, Ria, 644 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,400 my friends Monalika and Chinku. 645 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,120 Alex and Naina you already know them. 646 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:47,080 And this my friend is THE famous and most unbelievable Yudi! 647 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,480 You're our star. 648 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:54,720 I was telling them how you did the blind man gag just to impress me. 649 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,160 I still don't believe anyone can do it. 650 00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,440 See! None of them believe me. 651 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,760 And I was like, I'll call him right away. See for yourselves. 652 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,600 They said as if he's at your beck and call! 653 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,960 So I said Yudi will come anytime and anywhere I call. 654 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,840 And look Yudi, you're here! 655 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:13,080 - You're lucky Sysha. - Bro beer. 656 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,720 Where did you find him Sysha! 657 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,200 - Cheers to Yudi. - Cheers! 658 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,920 C'mon Yudi. Action replay. Let's have some fun. 659 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:28,320 - No. no! - C'mon c'mon Yudi. Tell him. 660 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,640 - Hey please...please - C'mon. Why not! We both will do it. 661 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,920 We both will do it together guys for you all. 662 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,720 - C'mon bro Yudi. - Yudi, let's go. 663 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,960 - Yudi !Yudi! Yudi! - Watch the fun! 664 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,200 Action! 665 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:44,840 Where are your blindman's glasses? 666 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,040 Ah! Are you fricking blind? 667 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,720 What's wrong what not, I haven't a clue 668 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,560 I feel oh so small whenever around you 669 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,680 I want to make your world mine, 670 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,840 You'll let me in, won't you? 671 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:03,600 Call out to me but once, I'll be right there 672 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,920 C'mon guys give it up for him! 673 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,120 Place me in your heart, I promise I'd dare 674 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,360 My world's so dull, your world a rainbow 675 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,280 I told you guys. He's quite a joker. 676 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,800 - Kidding! - I believe it now Sysha. 677 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,240 Believe me ... right! 678 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,400 - Yes Joe. Thank you. - No. no. 679 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,920 - No, it's OK. I'll pay. It's on me guys. - Sysha, we all will chip in. 680 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,040 - Of course. We'll pay too. - Alright. 681 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,880 Mr. Googly. How far are we in the six points? 682 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:34,920 - OK everyone. 1500 per person. - OK. Yeah. Cool. 683 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,440 5, 10, 15. 684 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,320 - 500 for the tip. - That's mine. 685 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,880 Thank you guys. 686 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,720 Yudi what taking so long?! Pronto! 687 00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,280 Come on. 688 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,440 - Drop it in Yudi. - So Let's go. 689 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,760 C'mon people let's go. 690 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,000 Yeah it's so good. 691 00:44:58,880 --> 00:44:59,800 - You ok? - Yeah! 692 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,200 - Are you sure? - Excuse me... Excuse me sir. 693 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,040 Your tiffins. 694 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:08,480 Those aren't mine. 695 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,840 You left them here with me. To collect them on your wayout. 696 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,920 Not mine. Don't you get it!!! Someone else's probably. 697 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,160 No sir. It's you who kept them here. 698 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:15,640 Do I look like a delivery boy to you? 699 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,160 Am I a joker doing some act? 700 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,200 I said they're not mine. 701 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,320 Bloody fools. 702 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,680 You deliver the food an hour late. 703 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,040 Then 1500/- bucks falls out of your pocket. 704 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,160 Dad, I am admitting my mistake. 705 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,880 Let's see this. 706 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,240 Khanna paid 2000/- for the food. 707 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,400 1500/- fell out. Why not the remaining 500/-? 708 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,360 It was in the other pocket. 709 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,920 Oooh! 710 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,560 I'll return the1500/. 711 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,800 Really? How? Steal it? Mug someone? 712 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,280 Don't chide him so. 713 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:55,320 The other day, didn't 500/- fall out from your pocket 714 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,120 when you pulled out the kerchief? 715 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:58,960 - Mistakes do happen. - Keep quiet! 716 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:02,920 Stop taking up for him every time. He's trying to be smart. Listen son... 717 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:07,000 Yudi, we work really hard to earn this money. Understand? 718 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,080 Now go to your room. Go. 719 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,800 Go son. 720 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,720 Have dinner before you sleep. 721 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,800 Lay a 5 course meal for him. 722 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,160 You spent the money, didn't you? 723 00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,120 Money is meant to be spent. 724 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,480 Mom slogs the whole month waking up early to make the food 725 00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:29,840 that brings in the money. 726 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,160 And it's parents who give kids pocket money. 727 00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,680 Yes. According to their status. 728 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,840 Who decides this status? Me? 729 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,000 What's wrong if I too feel like blowing up money with my friends sometimes? 730 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,560 Don't I too? 731 00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,240 In Oakwood 500/- has no value. In this house, it does. 732 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,600 You think I enjoy giving tuitions?! 733 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,440 You are a saint, brother. 734 00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:52,320 Don't be rude. 735 00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,440 Unlike you, I am rude. But that's me. 736 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,920 Go ahead if you want to teach. I don't. 737 00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,520 I don't ever want to be like Dad. 738 00:46:58,640 --> 00:46:59,880 And you can never be! 739 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,400 Don't even want to be. 740 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,640 I want a better life, to think big. 741 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,800 Not check the price before ordering food lifelong... Like Dad! 742 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,040 Now focus on your studies. You've to ace the exam. 743 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,280 King of Kishanchand. 744 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,160 Sleep before I slap you! 745 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,080 Yudi, take these. 746 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,560 Don't be late to deliver to the Khannas. 747 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,680 Yes Mom. 748 00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,000 Hey son! 749 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,040 Could you please get me some tea? 750 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,800 - I've put the kettle on. - Should be done. 751 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:33,360 Son, perhaps the money did fall out. 752 00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,640 The loss of money, I can bear. 753 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,880 But don't ever...ever lie to me. 754 00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,960 It'll really hurt me bad... 755 00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,560 I will feel I've failed in raising you. 756 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,040 Yes Dad. May I leave? 757 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,320 Hmmn. 758 00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:04,640 Son, perhaps the money did fall out. 759 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,200 The loss of money, I can bear. 760 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,960 But don't ever...ever lie to me. 761 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:17,880 - Yay yay...life is a party! - Yeah, life is a party! 762 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:42,560 It's working fine. 763 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,720 You got the dent fixed too. 764 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,960 - How much do I owe you? - Nothing. 765 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,520 - Why? - The mechanic is a friend. 766 00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,400 - Please thank him. - Yeah. 767 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,760 - Bye. - Bye. 768 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,040 Where are you going? 769 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:02,600 To give a Hi five to my bro. 770 00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,440 As mam, you didn't get annoyed with me today. 771 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,920 Listen, you don't have to call me mam. 772 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,480 Call me Ash. 773 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,280 Fine. 774 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:22,840 Some informal advice then Ash. 775 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,520 Don't ride the scooty only to get somewhere. 776 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,040 At times, ride it just for the heck of it. 777 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:31,680 Go see the full moon, sunset, or feel the raindrops, the gentle breeze. 778 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,880 Meet new folks, visit new places. 779 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,600 Enjoy the ride without worrying about the destination. 780 00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,840 And smile... You're welcome! 781 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,240 Thanks. 782 00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:44,680 Your smile is sucks. 783 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,240 Your entire personality sucks. 784 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:47,680 Thank you so much. 785 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,920 Really? That doesn't sound like Ash at all. 786 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,200 - But great progress! - Thanks! 787 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:02,840 Now stuck at point 5. 788 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,280 'Do what she likes, Like what she does'. 789 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,120 The spitfire is not on FB nor Pixtagram. 790 00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,640 How does one know what she likes? 791 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,760 Do what she likes? 792 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:21,280 She goes to meet a friend at night. Alone. 793 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:26,240 A friend? At night? Alone? 794 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:31,200 Oh ho ho! Have you actually fallen for her? 795 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,720 Oh ho ho! Jealous? 796 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,880 Simply dying of jealousy. 797 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:42,960 Oh don't! what's life without you? I'll be soooo lonely. 798 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,360 You are crazy. 799 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:46,920 Is that your ringtone? 800 00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,920 A reminder, stupid. 801 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,160 Swanky folks, swanky ideas. A reminder to pop toffee? 802 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,760 Not toffee. Anxiety pills. 803 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:02,080 In what universe can a Sysha Oberoi have anxiety! 804 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,560 Isn't Sysha Oberoi human? 805 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:08,120 You are THE Sysha Oberoi. 806 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,000 The coolest babe in Musooorie. 807 00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:15,640 Boys yearn to mingle with you. 808 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:20,080 Who could have ever thought I'll be chilling out with you? 809 00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:24,440 Guys envy me. Haven't you sensed it? 810 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,600 The rest come here to study, make careers. 811 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,560 But I'm here only for you. 812 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:36,400 You are really special and I'm crazy about you. 813 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:53,160 You'll keep your end of the bargain of making me your boyfriend, won't you? 814 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:57,160 Oh my god, Yudi. Are you blushing! 815 00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,400 Sysha makes me Shy-sa! 816 00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,000 Oh my god. 817 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,200 You're really Mr Cheezy. 818 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,800 Fine. But I made you smile. 819 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,280 Oh, so you are Ash's night ranger who meets her. 820 00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:26,800 Alone. 821 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,680 What if I date your women folk? 822 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:32,480 Kooky! 823 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,840 What do you do on dates? Give love bites to each other? 824 00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:39,800 Yudi what are you doing here? Stalking me? 825 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,240 Try a new pick-up line. 826 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:44,880 This is so passe. 827 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,600 - Flirt with you? - You bet! 828 00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:48,080 Not so despo. 829 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,160 Take out the food for Charlie from my bag. 830 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:53,240 This is my daily beat. Never seen you here before. 831 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:59,120 I come here to feed Charlie. Charlie and I are good friends. 832 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,440 He did say a crazy, rude girl feeds him. 833 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,960 And the food's good so he tolerates her. Or else... 834 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,720 - Or else? - I see her smile and be content. 835 00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:11,200 Now who's flirting? 836 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:14,480 Charlie. Not me, No. He said all of it. 837 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:18,120 Charlie, you dine with Yudi today. 838 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,720 I have to go. Please feed him and get the tiffin box to college tomorrow. 839 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,240 - OK. - OK. Bye. 840 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:26,520 You stay back with me. We're set. Here. Eat. 841 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,480 What happened? 842 00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,960 Forgot the house keys. 843 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,960 So ring the bell. 844 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:42,400 Mom's got surgeries lined up early morning. My bro sleeps like a log. 845 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,600 Even a tornado can't wake my bro. 846 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,240 What's the plan then? 847 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,920 I'll wait on the doorsteps until dawn. 848 00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,880 Waiting in my company is a better idea. 849 00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,240 And do what? 850 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,160 Amble, stroll, dance and sing. 851 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:03,040 The rest is fine. But I have two left feet. Dance?! - I'm bad. 852 00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:08,640 Dance as in have fun. Good, bad, do your own thing. 853 00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:28,000 Our friendship is indeed unique Without doubt, I'm sure we'll click 854 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:32,720 O pretty girl, to melodies we'll swirl 855 00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,160 Through the night let's twist and twirl 856 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,080 Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk 857 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,400 Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk 858 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:53,200 O pretty girl, to melodies we'll swirl 859 00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:55,520 Through the night let's twist and twirl 860 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:57,800 Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk 861 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,360 My mood is mad to the marrow 862 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,280 Live, friend like there's no tomorrow 863 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:16,440 Live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up 864 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,840 Live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up 865 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,400 Cool wafts of breeze gently rise 866 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,760 And slumber then deserts the eyes 867 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,040 Young is the air, as the skies above 868 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,040 Drenched and soaked, filled with love 869 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,680 My heart choked with intense emotion 870 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:39,480 Mind bamboozled by desire n passion 871 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:44,120 Our friendship is indeed unique 872 00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:48,800 Without doubt, I'm sure we'll click 873 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:53,320 O pretty girl, to melodies we'll swirl 874 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:55,480 Through the night let's twist and twirl 875 00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,400 Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk 876 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:07,000 Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk 877 00:56:18,520 --> 00:56:20,920 Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk 878 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,480 Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk 879 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,320 Thank you. 880 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,160 - Ok bye bye bye. - Bye bye. 881 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:36,800 You said you're bad at dance. What a lie. You're terrible. 882 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,200 You lied too. Said I'll have a good time. 883 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,160 I had a great time. 884 00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:45,800 Thank you. 885 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:47,360 Bye. 886 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,400 You cad! I'd have come earlier. 887 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:54,560 And done what? 888 00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:58,000 Had mundane meals. 889 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:02,280 With me, you savored international fusion - Maddi Masala. 890 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,600 Back home, you would have inhaled stale CO2 of a girl. 891 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:09,240 But out here, you got a treat of fresh oxygen under open skies with Mr. Yudi 892 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,840 who is cute and funny like Bugs Bunny. 893 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:15,040 You'll sleep less, may be... get dark circles 894 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,160 but dab as much powder as you can on a crow, it won't become a dove. 895 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,400 Oh, I'm a crow. 896 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,080 Yeah. But hang out with a dove, you become a dove. 897 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,200 This crow will always remember this night. 898 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,320 Me too. 899 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:30,720 Thank you. 900 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:33,560 Aaaaaah! 901 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:34,520 What? 902 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,240 Your touch is electrifying. 903 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:41,280 Buzz off! If I hug you, you'll die. 904 00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,440 In that case, I've lived enough! Come. 905 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,320 Scat! 906 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,520 - Bye. - Bye. 907 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:01,920 Thank you, thank you so much guys. 908 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:07,040 So, I'm looking for a future ex-girlfriend who will then become best friend. 909 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:09,200 What about the present? 910 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:13,200 You guys are such scoundrels! Yet, thank you. 911 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:14,800 I'm ready to be your girlfriend. 912 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,320 Ok. Ok. Ok. 913 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:20,720 - Next is Yudi with some extra cheese. - My turn. 914 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:22,920 Looking cute? 915 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:25,160 Yudi Yudi Yudi. 916 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,560 Don't act pricey. Hurry up. 917 00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,960 Yudi Yudi Yudi. 918 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,640 This cap is to shield me - in case you hurl eggs at me. 919 00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:45,120 Is all the joy I see for my stand-up comedy or because Alex's act is over? 920 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,600 That is so rude dude. 921 00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,080 A guy had a girlfriend named Wriggly. 922 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:52,640 She'd always remember to forget her wallet. 923 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,880 On every date she was like 'Alex baby, I've forgotten my wallet. 924 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,680 Pay the money and I'll be your honey.' 925 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,000 This goes on and on and on until 'Baby" s' wallet gets a lot lighter. 926 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:11,040 A week later, again it is Baby, I've forgotten my wallet. 927 00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,800 Can you give me 1000/-? 928 00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:20,400 Alex takes his wallet out, pulls out a note - of 20/-, 929 00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,120 gives it to her and says, take this sis. 930 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,360 Take a cab, go home and bring your wallet. 931 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:33,080 That seals the fate of their relationship. 932 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:40,840 My second story is about my friend Oshir Pannu. 933 00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,320 - Ohh Ohh - Now you are done for, bro. 934 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,120 Oshir fell in love with a girl. 935 00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,440 - Okay. - Her name was Daisy. 936 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,720 For her he was simply crazy. 937 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,480 He finally dared to walk up to her and said... 938 00:59:58,600 --> 00:59:59,560 Come, Come here. 939 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:06,160 Daisy I'm totally in love with you. You're my honey Bunny. 940 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:08,800 Guess what Daisy said. 941 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,040 What? 942 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:17,120 Bunny? Like a girl who serves cocktails at playboy clubs? How dare you! 943 01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:21,800 And after hearing the answer Oshir Pannu was high. 944 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,640 Here's a confession guys. 945 01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:29,320 I met a girl who has made me believe in love stories. 946 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,640 Who is she? 947 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:36,120 Patience guys! 948 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:39,080 Tell us who she is. 949 01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,480 That isn't important-right now. 950 01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,960 What's important is I can do anything for her. 951 01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,160 A tattoo as well? 952 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,160 Any tattoo she fancies... 953 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,680 Hail the Lord! 954 01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:57,520 All over my body. 955 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,360 If she accepts me, I'll be funky. 956 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,680 If rejected, I'll be 957 01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,800 A junkie. 958 01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,000 Right! A junkie! 959 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,920 Name. We want the name. 960 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:21,560 So, you want to know for which girl I'd be a junkie? She's right here. 961 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:22,960 You feel I'm hitting on you. 962 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,120 You smash my phone, now you want to smash my face. 963 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,480 You are very rude. 964 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:36,440 Enough suspense, I guess. I'd like to invite that girl here. 965 01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,120 I know we had a bad start. 966 01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:41,800 You apologized, I accepted. It's all Ok. 967 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:42,920 Water under the bridge. 968 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,920 Get to the cut the Chase. 969 01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,920 - This crow will always remember this night. - Me too. 970 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,200 The girl is... Ashna. 971 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:54,840 Ashna Tripathi. 972 01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,080 I love you Ash! 973 01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:05,920 Yudi-Ashna Yudi-Ashna Yudi-Ashna. 974 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,000 Thank you. 975 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,760 My day begins with you, 976 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:21,640 with you the dusky evening comes, 977 01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:27,240 each moment I breathe...that's life... 978 01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:30,840 Did she just slap him? 979 01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,960 Oh my God! She just slapped him. 980 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,840 - This is not done. - This is so unexpected. 981 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:41,520 Something's wrong. 982 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:42,720 This is not done. 983 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,280 He's so embarrassed. 984 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,000 I am really very sorry, Yudi. 985 01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,560 It's okay Sysha. 986 01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:59,000 You had to face public ridicule because of me. 987 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,800 I should have known. That's her. 988 01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:06,120 She has no respect for anyone. 989 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,280 What ails you two? 990 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:12,120 Where does such deep seated hatred stem from? 991 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:15,480 We were best friends until I met Rahul. 992 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,600 - Yes? - Wow... 993 01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,680 - Excuse me. - I mean how... I mean who are you? 994 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,520 - Rahul! - Hi Ash! 995 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,200 - Hi! How are you? - I'm good. How are you? 996 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,320 Good. Come in. Hope he wasn't flirting with you. 997 01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,600 I'm used to it. 998 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:32,760 - Bitch! - Vixen! 999 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,640 Rahul, she's my best friend, Sysha. 1000 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,960 Hi best friend Sysha! Nice to meet you. 1001 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,400 We'd chill together during the holidays. 1002 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,920 It was such fun. 1003 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:49,520 Guys did flirt with me, but Rahul was different. 1004 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:53,800 Mature, intelligent and funny. 1005 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,800 Everything I wanted in a boyfriend. 1006 01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,000 He made me feel so special. 1007 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,080 I was so happy. 1008 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:03,800 I totally fell for him. 1009 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:06,840 I love you Rahuuul! 1010 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:11,280 I was sure we were getting into a relationship. 1011 01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:13,800 You didn't mention leaving today. 1012 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,880 It slipped my mind. The flight's at 4. 1013 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,160 So when do I see you next? 1014 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:24,560 - I'll call you. Time to leave. - Rahul, am I missing something? 1015 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:30,760 Uhh...Look Sysha, I am sorry. 1016 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:33,120 Sorry for what? 1017 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:38,480 Nothing serious. Ash felt you are Sysha Oberoi. 1018 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:43,720 You're out of my league. That no way you and me... 1019 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,880 ...but it did happen, right? 1020 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:49,240 This was just a bet. 1021 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:51,480 We laid bets since childhood. 1022 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,840 This was not for you. 1023 01:04:56,120 --> 01:05:02,320 I had to prove to myself that no girl is out of my league. 1024 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:06,960 You had fun too, right? 1025 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:11,120 Sysha, stop crying. You'll be fine. 1026 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,880 You'll get over it. OK? 1027 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,640 I'm leaving. Where are you? Glued to the phone all day. 1028 01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:18,880 Here I am. 1029 01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:23,040 - Bye. - Take care. My regards to uncle and aunt. 1030 01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:25,200 - Is that all? - Yes. 1031 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,960 Bye. Sysha, take care of yourself. 1032 01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:28,800 - Have a safe flight. - Yeah. 1033 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,960 You've never cried so much on missing me. 1034 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,600 I was completely shattered. 1035 01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:44,760 Rahul broke my heart. But my best friend broke my trust by betting on me. 1036 01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,600 I'm no better, Yudi. 1037 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:53,320 Repeating exactly the same thing with you. 1038 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,800 I'm so sorry Yudi. 1039 01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:00,040 - I dragged you into this mess. - No listen Sysha it's okay. 1040 01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,960 - It's not. - Honestly, it isn't. 1041 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,120 Yudi, let's call this thing off. 1042 01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:09,120 Let's call the bet off. I don't want to do this anymore. 1043 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,720 One minute. 1044 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:16,760 No more 'Impress' Ash act? 1045 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,640 Yes. Feels good? 1046 01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:24,600 Yeah, Yeah. But what about uh us? 1047 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,120 We'll obviously remain friends. 1048 01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:32,920 - We'll chill. You are a fun guy, Yudi. - One minute. Confirmed? 1049 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,600 Sure. 1050 01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:40,280 Gadzooks! Let's take a friendship selfie. On your phone. 1051 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,320 Ready. 1052 01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,680 Correct. On your phone. Mine is kaput. 1053 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,320 You're uploading it on your Pixtagram? 1054 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:52,080 To our new friendship. 1055 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:02,320 Oh you're back, son. 1056 01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,360 You didn't take the tiffin boxes today. 1057 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,680 Guddu had to deliver them. 1058 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:14,040 Khanna's have warned of stopping the order if delivered late one more time. 1059 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:20,360 Why not hire a delivery boy instead? 1060 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:26,040 Yudi, we'll have to pay him. 1061 01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:28,880 So you'll use me because I'm free? 1062 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,440 Free! Don't all pitch in for the house? 1063 01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,760 Dad does. Guddu gives tuitions. Isn't it your home too? 1064 01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,960 It is, mom. But now I'm at Oakwood. 1065 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,320 It's odd to be seen carting tiffin boxes along. 1066 01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:43,080 Why? What's odd about pitching in for the house? 1067 01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,920 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 1068 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:48,960 Mom, these are tiffin boxes. Not the World Cup to be hoisted on the head! 1069 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:53,920 I can't stand the cracker crumbs and oil stains on my books any more. 1070 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,560 - Ah, you can't. - Please understand. 1071 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:59,800 YOU understand. The business will wind up if you don't. 1072 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:02,320 Let it. It doesn't rake in millions anyway. 1073 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:06,920 Really? Wind up a 10 year old business? Wind it up! 1074 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:14,560 Mom, thank you - for putting me in such a good college. 1075 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:21,440 But in order to do well I need to focus on my studies. 1076 01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:43,720 It never occurred to me that I've turned my son into a delivery boy. 1077 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:46,400 My mistake. 1078 01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:52,480 You... you focus on your studies son. 1079 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:07,160 Wow Yudi. Show me... Let me take a picture. 1080 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:16,200 - Hey Sysha... I'm paying pal. - No you're not. 1081 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:19,040 Yeah of course I am paying...one second. 1082 01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:22,640 This is your change. 1083 01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:24,600 So much for just a couple of hairs? 1084 01:09:24,720 --> 01:09:28,280 - It's a streak, sir. - Oh streak. Correct. 1085 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,760 Our summer holidays are always fixed. 1086 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:46,360 The last time we didn't go to U S. This time, we won't go to China. 1087 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:49,640 What makes you burst into laughter? 1088 01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:54,400 Seen Ash? 1089 01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,600 No. Sit? 1090 01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,320 I'll be back. 1091 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:36,040 Charlie, here comes your sis to feed you. 1092 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:38,880 I hope my dinner is not a slap. 1093 01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:40,640 Hi Charlie! 1094 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:46,320 I'm really sorry. I did over react. 1095 01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:50,840 Charlie, tell her I'm sorry too and its okay. 1096 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:52,440 No it's not okay. 1097 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,440 No no. It's really okay. Don't worry. 1098 01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,840 One sec. what okay? 1099 01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,360 Know what he said in public view? 1100 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:02,280 I love you. Tell me, do you really? 1101 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:04,880 Uh... I mean... 1102 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,560 - See Charlie, No answer. - One minute. 1103 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,080 He doesn't even know if he loves me or not. 1104 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:12,680 Well. I was trying to impress. 1105 01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,560 By reading from the internet 1106 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:18,960 Look! My Dad's no Casanova. Charlie. 1107 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:21,440 My bro's no dude. How would I know? 1108 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:26,400 In fact, you were almost impressed... Just that you saw my phone. 1109 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:30,400 Yudi please get serious in life sometime. 1110 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:32,200 I really thought we were friends. 1111 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,760 Next time try honesty. 1112 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:39,080 Here, hold him. 1113 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:44,320 I'm really sorry, Charlie, honestly I hate dogs. Ugh! 1114 01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:47,240 Such an assmole. 1115 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,440 I slit your scooty pipe. 1116 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:51,560 Fixed it with the 500/- you gave 1117 01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:54,840 and I'm not sorry 'cause I like to spend time with you 1118 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,400 and I missed you. 1119 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,040 Liar! 1120 01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,760 I missed you too. 1121 01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:08,720 What in hell are you up to? 1122 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:11,640 You're now in Sysha's circle. Why meet Ash? 1123 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:15,160 Why not? The bet's over, not friendship. 1124 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,920 She's a good friend-like you are. We're in the same class. 1125 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:22,000 I'm clear about making Sysha my girlfriend. 1126 01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:30,120 You like Sysha because she temporarily... transports you away from your reality. 1127 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:33,120 Pannu, I'm no kid. I know what I'm doing. 1128 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,440 Sysha told me what happened between them. 1129 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:39,160 But no way is Ash what Sysha says she is. 1130 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:41,920 Once I trace the missing link in their mutual hostility, 1131 01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:47,480 I will sort the issue out and stop meeting Ash, 1132 01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:50,200 Pathological liar! 1133 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:54,640 Speaking of honesty, tell me what actually happened. 1134 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:57,400 It was my mistake. 1135 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,560 I shouldn't have laid that stupid bet. 1136 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:01,960 What bet? 1137 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:03,880 Is she single? 1138 01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:05,160 Who said this? 1139 01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,000 My sis. 1140 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:11,600 - Cheater siblings! - Yes. Single and waaay out of your league. 1141 01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:14,200 Do you even know my league? 1142 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,440 I don't. 1143 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:20,080 But I do know my best friend and her tastes. 1144 01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:21,760 You don't fit in. 1145 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,560 Are you a sycophant or best friend? 1146 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:25,320 Passed in Maths or flunked? 1147 01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:30,160 No way she'll be impressed. Stay away or you will get depressed. 1148 01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:39,040 Fine. Before I leave, we'll see 1149 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,800 who is impressed and who gets depressed. 1150 01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:45,840 Done. 1151 01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:47,640 Do you want to bet? 1152 01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:49,200 Fine. 1153 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:54,000 Rahul had come for a month. The 3 of us would chill together. 1154 01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:59,160 When they jelled, Yudi, I actually forgot all about the bet. 1155 01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:01,840 But it bruised Rahul's ego. 1156 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:07,000 I didn't have a clue about how and when Rahul had won over Sysha. 1157 01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:10,680 They jelled in such a short time and got close. 1158 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,960 When I realized Sysha was really serious about Rahul, 1159 01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:16,880 I wanted to stop it. 1160 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,000 O.K. That's enough. 1161 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,840 I'm so hungry. You want to eat something? 1162 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:20,720 - No. - You? 1163 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:21,680 No. 1164 01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:26,480 Rahul, she's getting serious. Stop it. 1165 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,960 The bet was in fun. Stop fooling around with her. 1166 01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,280 I'll go tell her all. 1167 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,160 No Ash. Please, please... don't do this. 1168 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:35,880 I'm not fooling. 1169 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:40,480 I know we started the bet in fun. But now I'm serious. 1170 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:44,800 I like her. In fact, I feel I'm falling in love with her. 1171 01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:48,560 - I hope you aren't lying. - Of course no. I swear. 1172 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,800 If this continues, we might get into a relationship. 1173 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:54,640 Rahul, Sysha is very dear to me. 1174 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:57,920 She's my best friend. I don't want her getting hurt. 1175 01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,000 Say you won't hurt her. 1176 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:02,360 I won't. Trust me sis. 1177 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:03,920 No such thing will ever happen. 1178 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,560 - Promise me. - We both like each other. 1179 01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:07,920 I promise no such thing will happen. You have my word. 1180 01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:09,640 Why didn't you tell Sysha? 1181 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:13,920 I didn't want to see her face after what she did to me. 1182 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:16,760 No such waterworks on missing me. 1183 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,040 Miss whom? 1184 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,080 The one who pretends to be my best friend 24/7? 1185 01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:27,640 The one who bets on my availability? 1186 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,560 How dare you call yourself a friend? 1187 01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:34,320 You get me dumped by your fricking cousin! 1188 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,960 What! Rahul dumped you? 1189 01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:38,680 I can't believe this! 1190 01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,680 - Let me just call him. - No no please. 1191 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,560 I need no favours. 1192 01:15:44,760 --> 01:15:47,160 I don't need you and your bullshit! 1193 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:53,800 Who are you? A Nobody. Just a fricking parasite who feeds off me. 1194 01:15:55,600 --> 01:15:57,960 You have no identity. 1195 01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:01,920 Guys befriend you to get my number. 1196 01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,400 Otherwise you'd be ignored. 1197 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:09,200 Your name is Ashna Tripathi. But your identity is Sysha's best friend. 1198 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:12,320 Oops! Sorry! WAS. 1199 01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:16,480 Wow! All these years of friendship, this is what you think of me? 1200 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:17,360 Yes! 1201 01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:19,640 - You think I'm feeding off you? - You are! 1202 01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:21,440 You think I'm a parasite? 1203 01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:23,160 - Aren't you? - Really Sysha? 1204 01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:26,440 Your fricking face makes me sick. You disgust me. 1205 01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,680 If I make you sick, get the heck out of my house. 1206 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:32,240 I will gladly get the heck out of this house and your life. 1207 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:36,720 But let's try and see you get one of your own! 1208 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:42,960 I had no clue that's what Sysha thought of me. 1209 01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:48,320 Left to her, she'd exactly repeat with me what I did to her by mistake. 1210 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:53,120 She isn't a girl like that. 1211 01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:54,240 How do you know? 1212 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:59,760 We're in the same class. So, one gets the vibes. 1213 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,680 I wept for a month. 1214 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:09,160 I decided I would never make any friends anymore. 1215 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,720 So...Who am I then? 1216 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:15,480 You? You're a dove! 1217 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:25,400 Read the comments bro. 1218 01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:29,560 Guys are loving my rap star. You needn't have been so edgy. 1219 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:32,400 Sysha's here. 1220 01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:33,400 Hi! 1221 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:34,880 Hi! 1222 01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:37,960 - Stay put. Don't turn behind. - Why? 1223 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:39,280 - Ash. - How far behind? 1224 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:44,000 3 minus 10 secs. 9 8 7. 1225 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:50,120 Sorry pal. Forgive me. 1226 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,760 Forgiven. Son of a gun. 1227 01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,400 How could you do this? 1228 01:17:58,520 --> 01:18:00,440 How dare you touch me! 1229 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:03,160 What wrong have I done? 1230 01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:07,280 Listen folks. He clicked a girl's pic in class...on the sly. 1231 01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:10,040 What's your prob if I do? 1232 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,640 She's my pal. You can't do this to her. 1233 01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,080 She's my love. I can do anything. 1234 01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:16,560 She's my friend. 1235 01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:17,800 She's my love. 1236 01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:19,960 That's not love. It's called lust. 1237 01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:21,200 So sorry. I'll treat you to ice-cream at night. 1238 01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:25,440 I want a double chocolate. I've come to this college just for her. 1239 01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:29,040 You're stalking a girl. You cheap dolt. 1240 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,080 - Hey Yudi. - Alex, go stop him. 1241 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:35,520 Get lost. Beat it. Take this skunk away. 1242 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:39,280 Don't overstep your limits. 1243 01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,720 Raggedy urchin with putrid breath! 1244 01:18:41,840 --> 01:18:44,080 Scoot everybody. I don't wanna talk to anyone. 1245 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:45,960 I'm seething right now. 1246 01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,440 Has he lost it? 1247 01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:48,560 Beat it 1248 01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,360 Hormonal imbalance. 1249 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,600 But Pannu doesn't look like a guy whose puberty is delayed. 1250 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:05,640 Delayed puberty is no license to click pics of chicks on the sly. 1251 01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:08,560 Anyway, I'll tell him I'm not interested, right? 1252 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:11,560 You needn't stop talking to him just for me. 1253 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:15,280 I've decided I won't talk to him until he says sorry to you. 1254 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:21,240 I can see you're hurting. I know the pain of losing a friend. 1255 01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,400 Ash misses you too. 1256 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:27,960 How do you know? 1257 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:32,120 We're in the same class. So one gets the vibes. 1258 01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:35,320 You don't have to fight with your best friend for me. 1259 01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,040 I do. 1260 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:47,600 For you, I can fight with anyone, anytime... from anywhere in the world. 1261 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,600 How sweet! 1262 01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:22,840 How you've done it I can't comprehend 1263 01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:29,160 With silence how did you jingles blend? 1264 01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:36,480 Of my very being you are now a part 1265 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:42,120 Yes, to you, I've lost my heart 1266 01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:50,280 You are my first fragrance, Magic and memory first 1267 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:54,080 Of showers and desires 1268 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,960 For you I thirst 1269 01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:02,960 The love is new and the feeling too. 1270 01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:09,640 The love is new and the feeling too 1271 01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:30,600 I know not whether in Friendship or in jest 1272 01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,600 I gave you my heart At my own behest 1273 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:36,760 Cheers !! 1274 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:43,600 I was unaware that My heart was always mine 1275 01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:49,440 But now I know that for keeps its thine 1276 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:55,760 What has happened was always meant to be 1277 01:21:57,240 --> 01:22:02,720 The heart had to flutter don't you see 1278 01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:08,680 Yet the mind has this one solace 1279 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:15,760 There's none nicer than you, on this Earth's face 1280 01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:23,440 You are my first desire my crusade first, 1281 01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:27,000 First longing, first blessing 1282 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:30,320 For you I thirst 1283 01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:35,480 The love is new And the feeling too 1284 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:42,640 The love is new And the feeling too 1285 01:22:43,520 --> 01:22:48,440 The love is new And the feeling too. 1286 01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:57,960 Aunty... 1287 01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,040 Coming...just a moment. 1288 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,760 Namaste aunty. Sweets for you. 1289 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:06,480 - For? - I'll tell you. Yudi at home? 1290 01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:07,960 Yes. In his room. 1291 01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:15,440 What's with the grizzly bear hug? 1292 01:23:15,840 --> 01:23:19,800 Our video has gone viral! It raked in 8 million views. This is crazy. 1293 01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:23,800 I've been invited to perform in the "Emerging talent of Mussorie" show! 1294 01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,080 Pannu! Not the world's dictates, we'll follow the heart, 1295 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:30,000 we'll heed heart's call and make a fresh start. 1296 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:42,480 Nah buddy! I can't perform dressed like this. 1297 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:49,560 Don't get psyched, Pannu. Let bitter sugar come. 1298 01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:55,080 Thanks bro. Almost forgot. 1299 01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,200 Two VIP passes for my show. 1300 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:01,280 8 o'clock on Sunday? What's the surprise? 1301 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:04,040 Not again. 1302 01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:07,120 It wouldn't be a surprise if revealed. 1303 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:11,760 But I need to decide what to wear - to suit the occasion. 1304 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,080 Okay. 1305 01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:16,960 Let's go for a movie. 1306 01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:20,360 Movie! Really?! That's the surprise? 1307 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:25,840 It's been a while since we've gone to the Movies. 1308 01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:30,600 Why don't we go clubbing instead? Like dress-up? Party? 1309 01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:32,280 Club. 1310 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:35,320 Yeah...as a couple. 1311 01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:42,440 Me hot, you cool, me fire, you ice... killer combo! 1312 01:24:42,760 --> 01:24:43,800 Oh shit! 1313 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,840 - Shit - It is a killer combo. 1314 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:52,080 But I forgot I've to take mom to her brother's place on Sunday. 1315 01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:53,920 It's ok. Chill. 1316 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,440 But next Sunday we're going out and no cancelling. 1317 01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:57,400 Done. 1318 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:02,360 College parties are so cliché. I wouldn't step into one! 1319 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:04,520 Party...party... 1320 01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:06,880 Crazy crowd, loud music... no way. 1321 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,160 Brawls for free booze at the bar counter 1322 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:13,160 followed by folks being shoved into the pool. 1323 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,040 Girls will be puking in some corner 1324 01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:19,280 and their boyfriends will stand near them holding their hair. 1325 01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:21,200 I could stand and hold your hair. 1326 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:24,520 Why? Are you my boyfriend? 1327 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,840 I don't see tiffin boxes going out now a days. 1328 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:32,840 Are all the clients on a diet? 1329 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,320 No. They are tired of my cooking. 1330 01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:37,080 They order from elsewhere. 1331 01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:38,320 Has Yudi been up to some nonsense? 1332 01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:42,400 In the last fortnight, the food has never reached on time. 1333 01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:44,720 At times, not at all. 1334 01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:46,680 On Monday he had a flat tyre. 1335 01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:48,320 And mom had to get an earful. 1336 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:49,880 How does Yudi figure in all this? 1337 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:53,360 Poor boy quietly carries the boxes in his backpack and delivers where I tell him to. 1338 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:56,400 His books get stained with oil. 1339 01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:57,800 He isn't a delivery boy. 1340 01:25:58,280 --> 01:26:01,720 How is it his fault if people don't like the food? 1341 01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:06,040 After all, he has college, his studies. 1342 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:09,120 We should understand. 1343 01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:12,920 I do. Only too well. Where the hell is he? 1344 01:26:15,960 --> 01:26:17,880 Who imagined that the spitfire could look hot too! 1345 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:18,920 Hmnn... 1346 01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:22,680 and that an urchin could look cute. 1347 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,560 Now you want to go to the club with Yudi. 1348 01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:28,760 Aren't your fancies multiplying? 1349 01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:30,840 I think he would be a good dancer. 1350 01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:32,760 Oh! You like his moves and all. 1351 01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:42,040 Are you sure you're not in love? 1352 01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:44,400 Love is a very big word. 1353 01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:47,480 But I like spending time with him. 1354 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:51,400 Drop the act. I've seen you looking out for him in class. 1355 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:55,400 From hate, to like, to love. Clichéd love story! 1356 01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:56,560 Two shots! 1357 01:26:57,280 --> 01:27:00,240 Oh yeah! Let's go! 1358 01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:02,280 One more. 1359 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:04,880 Boozard!! Couldn't wait to say cheers. 1360 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,040 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1361 01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:12,200 Hey hey hey hey. 1362 01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:24,320 If you miss him so much, ask him over. 1363 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:26,680 He has a family commitment tonight. 1364 01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:30,960 But guess who's going on a date next weekend. 1365 01:27:33,360 --> 01:27:36,240 You've done all that you said is cliché. 1366 01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:38,600 Liar! 1367 01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:42,320 She is not a liar. She's honest. 1368 01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:44,160 And she likes clichés. 1369 01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:45,640 Okay! 1370 01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:50,960 Yudi. Are you crazy? 1371 01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:53,400 It's freezing. You ass! 1372 01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,360 You idiot. I'm going to kill you! It's so cold!! 1373 01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,000 Blab any more, and I'll pee here. 1374 01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:00,560 I did it already. 1375 01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:01,760 Dirty pig! 1376 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:08,240 Yudi, we've followed all the clichés. 1377 01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:11,080 No. 1378 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:17,360 Except one. 1379 01:28:21,240 --> 01:28:22,360 Puking. 1380 01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:25,760 Ugh! You are crazy. 1381 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:35,160 You wanna puke? Let's puke together. 1382 01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:39,320 I'll hold your hair. 1383 01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:04,520 Wow! 1384 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,120 Hooking him was easy, huh? 1385 01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:10,760 What are you doing here Sysha? 1386 01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:12,960 I'm here to meet my boyfriend, Yudi. 1387 01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:16,000 Sysha, we'll talk about this later, please. 1388 01:29:16,120 --> 01:29:19,720 Yudi, are you Sysha's boyfriend? 1389 01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:21,520 - Let me explain. - What is she talking? 1390 01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:22,880 I'll tell you. 1391 01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:25,680 Remember Rahul? 1392 01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:28,920 And the lousy bet you and Rahul had laid on me? 1393 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:29,920 Shysha, please! 1394 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:34,480 Likewise, I laid a bet with Yudi to date you, 1395 01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:38,840 - dump you and break your heart. - Shysha, please! Please. 1396 01:29:38,960 --> 01:29:42,560 But you can only break a heart where there is one. 1397 01:29:42,920 --> 01:29:44,280 What say, Ash? 1398 01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:47,360 Well done! Yudi. 1399 01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:52,240 But we don't need to do this any longer. Just dump her. 1400 01:29:54,720 --> 01:29:56,600 And update your status. 1401 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:59,800 You are officially Sysha Oberoi's boyfriend from today. 1402 01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:06,200 And NOW we are even. 1403 01:30:10,480 --> 01:30:12,120 Ash, please... 1404 01:30:13,760 --> 01:30:14,920 Ash... 1405 01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:20,960 Sysha, we could have talked about it tomorrow. I'm really sorry. 1406 01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:22,520 I didn't even know you. 1407 01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,360 You chased me. 1408 01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:35,680 And convinced me that you loved me, and you're crazy about me. 1409 01:30:37,120 --> 01:30:41,680 Because of your insane love, I also felt for you. 1410 01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:44,520 I fell in love with you Yudi. 1411 01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:48,240 I want to be your girlfriend. 1412 01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:55,000 Will you be my boyfriend? 1413 01:30:55,840 --> 01:30:58,120 Will you...please? 1414 01:31:05,160 --> 01:31:07,280 I'm THE Sysha Oberoi. 1415 01:31:09,360 --> 01:31:12,520 All crave to be with me, spend time with me. 1416 01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:19,160 You are here with me today, yet I feel so alone. 1417 01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:24,200 - Why? Why? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1418 01:31:24,320 --> 01:31:26,280 - Why me? - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1419 01:31:26,800 --> 01:31:31,720 Why did you do this to me. Yudi. What did I ever do to you! 1420 01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:33,120 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1421 01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:37,720 And next we have upcoming rock star Bitter Sugar. 1422 01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:39,760 Come on Pannu...! 1423 01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:43,800 Look where you find yourself today 1424 01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,000 You stand abandoned by all and sundry 1425 01:31:46,120 --> 01:31:48,040 The new world in which you wished to sway 1426 01:31:48,160 --> 01:31:50,080 For your hurt and pain has no remedy 1427 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:52,200 Reap what you sow rings for you true 1428 01:31:52,320 --> 01:31:54,320 Ponder on how you'll right the wrong 1429 01:31:54,440 --> 01:31:56,360 That's what we promised, me and you 1430 01:31:56,480 --> 01:31:58,480 That hearts will break, you knew all along 1431 01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:00,560 In pieces of shattered dreams you search 1432 01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:02,720 For some tiny branch on which to perch 1433 01:32:02,840 --> 01:32:04,720 Get real bro, walk ahead with pride 1434 01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:09,280 Face the truth, from yourself don't hide 1435 01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:13,680 Don't be bizarre, know who you are 1436 01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:17,720 Don't be bizarre, know who you are 1437 01:32:18,280 --> 01:32:21,760 Don't be bizarre, know who you are 1438 01:32:22,440 --> 01:32:25,720 Don't be bizarre, know who you are 1439 01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:44,760 Mr. Sharma, know what time is it? 1440 01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:50,360 What's going on in this head of yours? Do enlighten us! 1441 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:53,640 You don't pick up calls. 1442 01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,800 Mom cooks for you but you choose to eat out. 1443 01:32:57,040 --> 01:32:59,080 Food has to be thrown out everyday. 1444 01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:02,840 You saunter in at 2.00 am. Is this some guest house? 1445 01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:05,480 Sorry Dad. 1446 01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:09,320 What do you mean sorry? Hey, I'm talking to you. 1447 01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:17,480 - How dare you come sozzled? - I'll ensure he understands. 1448 01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:20,480 If you could, none of this would happen. 1449 01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:25,680 You stay up night after night for him. We keep agonizing over him. 1450 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:28,600 We ache for someone to care about what we think. 1451 01:33:28,720 --> 01:33:32,160 Who does? His Highness will come sloshed. 1452 01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:37,800 Madam, putting him in Oakwood was a serious blunder. 1453 01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:39,560 He has buried our values. 1454 01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:46,760 Look, look at his clothes... his face...his hair. 1455 01:33:48,600 --> 01:33:51,280 I don't recognize you. You just can't be my son. 1456 01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:54,360 Why you, Mr. Sharma... 1457 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:56,960 I can't recognize myself. 1458 01:33:57,080 --> 01:33:59,640 Get out. Leave the house right now, leave this instant. 1459 01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:01,160 - Yudi, Yudi... - What are you doing? 1460 01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:02,000 Let him go. 1461 01:34:02,120 --> 01:34:04,000 - Let me go. Leave me. - Come on. 1462 01:34:04,440 --> 01:34:06,120 - Leave me. - Come on. 1463 01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:07,600 Dad, please go to bed. 1464 01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:10,520 Come. Let's go in. 1465 01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:11,880 Nincompoop! 1466 01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:18,880 Students, in this year's Christmas party, we will raise funds for the "Palak" NGO. 1467 01:34:19,240 --> 01:34:22,040 The principal has set a target of 5 lakhs 1468 01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:25,560 to be collected by all of you through a Fundraiser campaign. 1469 01:34:26,040 --> 01:34:29,600 The good news is the funds will be donated to the "Palak" orphanage. 1470 01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:32,760 All I can suggest is, more the number of volunteers, 1471 01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:34,960 the better you will perform the task. 1472 01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:37,720 Just a moment. 1473 01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:40,040 O.K. 1474 01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:43,880 Yudhisthir, you have been called to the principal's office. 1475 01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:45,080 Please leave. 1476 01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:48,160 Yes Ma'am. You called for me? 1477 01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:51,600 Yudhisthir, I was just speaking to your father. 1478 01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:53,800 He gave you the full amount for the fees 1479 01:34:53,920 --> 01:34:56,480 but your account shows 20.000 is still pending. 1480 01:34:58,520 --> 01:35:01,600 He did give the money. I blew it off. 1481 01:35:02,200 --> 01:35:03,440 Why, may I ask? 1482 01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:04,880 To be cool. 1483 01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:11,400 Ma'am, actually, All Oakwood High kids are cool. 1484 01:35:12,240 --> 01:35:14,040 And I wasn't. 1485 01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:18,120 So I thought being cool is a must. 1486 01:35:18,920 --> 01:35:20,480 Or you don't fit in. 1487 01:35:21,280 --> 01:35:23,480 I just wanted to... belong. 1488 01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:27,040 And in the bargain, I frittered away the money. 1489 01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:29,320 I'm sorry Dad. 1490 01:35:29,440 --> 01:35:30,840 I appreciate your honesty. 1491 01:35:31,520 --> 01:35:34,440 Mr. Sharma, the balance fees must be paid in a month. 1492 01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:36,680 Or your son's admission will be cancelled. 1493 01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:40,760 I cannot afford to pay again, Madam. 1494 01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:45,640 Please do what you need to. Thank you. 1495 01:35:50,040 --> 01:35:52,360 Dad, one minute. Dad, just... 1496 01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:58,400 Dad, one minute... please listen... 1497 01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:08,680 But don't ever...ever lie to me. 1498 01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:14,840 It will hit me hard if you do. 1499 01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:18,760 I will feel I've failed in raising you. 1500 01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:34,080 Aunty, Ash. 1501 01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:40,680 Just one minute Ash. I'm sorry. 1502 01:36:40,880 --> 01:36:43,000 - Ash. Just one minute. Please listen to me. - Don't touch me. 1503 01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:46,000 I've wronged you. I'm really sorry. But listen to me... Just once. 1504 01:36:46,120 --> 01:36:47,240 Mom, please ask him to leave. 1505 01:36:47,360 --> 01:36:48,960 - Yudi, leave. - Aunty, just one minute. 1506 01:36:49,080 --> 01:36:51,600 - Mom, please ask him to leave. - Ash, it's not what you think it is. 1507 01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:53,360 Please... Leave. 1508 01:36:53,480 --> 01:36:55,040 - I said please stay away from her. - Ash... 1509 01:36:56,120 --> 01:36:59,640 Please stay away from her. Just leave. 1510 01:37:00,240 --> 01:37:01,680 The thread 1511 01:37:05,440 --> 01:37:08,520 The thread that binds our love 1512 01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:11,080 I hope will never snap 1513 01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:23,840 The thread that binds our love 1514 01:37:23,960 --> 01:37:26,360 I hope will never snap 1515 01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:29,840 We share a mysterious bond 1516 01:37:29,960 --> 01:37:33,360 This longing should never stop 1517 01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:36,000 Should never stop 1518 01:37:46,320 --> 01:37:48,760 Should never stop 1519 01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:51,200 Should never stop 1520 01:37:51,520 --> 01:37:54,040 Should never stop 1521 01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:58,000 We share a mysterious bond 1522 01:37:58,120 --> 01:38:01,320 This longing should never stop 1523 01:38:01,760 --> 01:38:04,040 Should never stop 1524 01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:40,680 Only your love can make my heart beat 1525 01:38:41,120 --> 01:38:45,720 I need you so to be with me 1526 01:38:46,240 --> 01:38:51,000 Without you I cannot survive 1527 01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:56,000 I need you friend to heal me 1528 01:38:56,120 --> 01:39:04,520 I am your promise, your pledge I am 1529 01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:13,760 I belong more to you than to myself 1530 01:39:16,560 --> 01:39:20,360 I belong more to you 1531 01:39:21,080 --> 01:39:24,160 The thread that binds our love 1532 01:39:24,280 --> 01:39:26,560 I hope will never snap 1533 01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:29,960 We share a mysterious bond 1534 01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:33,520 This longing should never stop 1535 01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:36,600 Should never stop 1536 01:40:07,480 --> 01:40:09,800 Yudi, what are you doing? Yudi... 1537 01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:18,080 I've really messed it up bro. 1538 01:40:21,360 --> 01:40:23,760 I feel like I have nobody. 1539 01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:26,000 Get up, Yudi. 1540 01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:34,680 Do something bro, please. 1541 01:40:34,960 --> 01:40:38,360 Yudi, it's you who needs to do something. 1542 01:40:40,880 --> 01:40:42,760 So long you've only done what you wanted. 1543 01:40:43,360 --> 01:40:46,360 That wasn't right. I've blundered big time. 1544 01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:50,520 Yudi mistakes are called so because they are unintentional. 1545 01:40:51,960 --> 01:40:53,800 You've realized yours. 1546 01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:55,960 Now do what you believe should be done 1547 01:40:56,120 --> 01:40:58,280 and it will turn out to be the right thing to do. Know why? 1548 01:41:00,840 --> 01:41:03,320 You are no scum. You are my brother. 1549 01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:06,360 Drop your twisted tricks 1550 01:41:08,440 --> 01:41:11,000 and straighten yourself out and see the result. 1551 01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:13,880 - Yudhishthir Sharma? - Yes sir. 1552 01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:15,720 Is it a bike or a scooter? 1553 01:41:15,840 --> 01:41:16,680 Scooty, sir. 1554 01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:18,320 Manish, this is to be 1.5 by 1.5 from one side 1555 01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:20,080 and 2.5 by 2.5 from the side. 1556 01:41:20,680 --> 01:41:21,920 Papers of the vehicle? 1557 01:41:22,240 --> 01:41:26,120 Here's the insurance, license and the photocopy. 1558 01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:28,760 Download the delivery App of Speedy. 1559 01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:31,680 Pick up your uniform and join from Monday. 1560 01:41:31,800 --> 01:41:33,000 OK sir. 1561 01:41:33,800 --> 01:41:36,560 You look like the hero types. 1562 01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:38,280 Why do you want to work? 1563 01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:40,680 To buy a gift for your girlfriend or to pay for a holiday? 1564 01:41:41,720 --> 01:41:43,840 To pay college fees. 1565 01:41:45,560 --> 01:41:46,720 A piece of advice. 1566 01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:49,560 More the deliveries you make, more will be the bonus earned. 1567 01:41:49,680 --> 01:41:52,320 And you could pay college fees earlier. All the best. 1568 01:42:00,040 --> 01:42:01,600 Bro, delivery boy? 1569 01:42:19,520 --> 01:42:24,000 I was naive before but now I'm sensible. 1570 01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:28,800 Your love has changed me. 1571 01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:34,520 I regret hurting your emotions. 1572 01:42:34,960 --> 01:42:39,480 I'll become yours by making you mine. 1573 01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:44,120 Come and embrace me. 1574 01:42:44,680 --> 01:42:48,800 Listen to my plea. 1575 01:42:49,960 --> 01:42:54,280 Please overlook 1576 01:42:55,120 --> 01:42:59,200 my mistakes. 1577 01:43:00,200 --> 01:43:03,520 My mistakes. 1578 01:43:04,720 --> 01:43:07,800 The thread that binds our love 1579 01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:10,040 I hope will never snap 1580 01:43:10,440 --> 01:43:13,760 We share a mysterious bond 1581 01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:17,120 This longing should never stop 1582 01:43:17,400 --> 01:43:19,720 Should never stop 1583 01:43:40,960 --> 01:43:42,280 You've earned a bonus. 1584 01:43:43,480 --> 01:43:44,440 Thank you. 1585 01:43:50,280 --> 01:43:51,680 What's your opinion Ma'am? 1586 01:43:52,720 --> 01:43:54,360 What makes you think I'll agree to your proposition? 1587 01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:59,280 Well Ma'am, my Mom is the world's best cook. 1588 01:43:59,520 --> 01:44:02,560 North Indian, South Indian, Mughlai, Continental, Chinese. Brilliant in all. 1589 01:44:02,880 --> 01:44:04,840 If you let us put up a stall at the Fundraiser, 1590 01:44:05,280 --> 01:44:07,480 I guarantee that it will raise half the fund expected! 1591 01:44:07,680 --> 01:44:10,520 The last 4 days I've been trying out samples from 4 top caterers. 1592 01:44:11,040 --> 01:44:12,760 No wonder I've put on so much weight! 1593 01:44:12,920 --> 01:44:16,760 What Ma'am. Minus your glasses, you can pass off as my classmate. 1594 01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:19,440 Flattery is not going to get you anywhere, Yudi. 1595 01:44:19,640 --> 01:44:22,960 I'm sorry. I've just decided, that this is the best food. 1596 01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:26,000 And this pickle, this just seals the deal. 1597 01:44:26,720 --> 01:44:28,560 Yes! Thank you so much! 1598 01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:31,000 Why are you thanking me? I just said I'm sorry! 1599 01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:33,280 Because both, the pickle which has sealed the deal 1600 01:44:33,400 --> 01:44:36,720 and the food you so lovingly ate are my Mom's recipes. 1601 01:44:37,000 --> 01:44:40,760 I exchanged the caterer's tiffin boxes with my Mom's. 1602 01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:42,560 I'm sorry Ma'am. I had no option. Thank you so much. Bye! 1603 01:44:43,440 --> 01:44:46,400 Trust me, toss your glasses away and you can pass off as my classmate. 1604 01:44:46,520 --> 01:44:47,440 Thank you, ma'am. Bye. 1605 01:44:50,360 --> 01:44:52,760 That rogue created a misunderstanding between the two friends 1606 01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:54,520 and it has to be cleared. 1607 01:44:55,240 --> 01:44:56,920 Or the hostility between the two will continue forever. 1608 01:44:57,040 --> 01:44:58,520 Each one is convinced that the other was wrong. 1609 01:44:58,640 --> 01:45:00,920 One will pop anxiety pills and the other will rap on 'Our father who art in Heaven.' 1610 01:45:01,040 --> 01:45:02,320 And why do you think that I'll do it? 1611 01:45:02,440 --> 01:45:03,240 Because you're cute. 1612 01:45:04,320 --> 01:45:05,480 Quit kidding. 1613 01:45:05,600 --> 01:45:08,920 Alex, you were friends with both Sysha and Ash. 1614 01:45:09,560 --> 01:45:11,520 You sure know how much they miss each other. 1615 01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:14,720 But both don't talk to you anymore. 1616 01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:16,800 What do you stand to gain? 1617 01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,240 It's not always about gaining! 1618 01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:24,080 Hey! Where are you going? Whose stuff is this? 1619 01:45:24,360 --> 01:45:25,760 Yours of course. 1620 01:45:26,000 --> 01:45:26,720 Ours? 1621 01:45:26,840 --> 01:45:29,600 No, it isn't. You have the wrong address. 1622 01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:36,000 A-251, Pratap road, Shiv Colony. 1623 01:45:36,120 --> 01:45:37,280 That's our address all right. 1624 01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:39,920 So are the groceries. 1625 01:45:40,720 --> 01:45:41,720 And the bill? 1626 01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,360 It's paid. 1627 01:45:43,640 --> 01:45:44,480 By whom? 1628 01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:48,040 16,900/-? Where did this money come from? 1629 01:45:48,240 --> 01:45:49,880 That is my salary for deliveries, Dad. 1630 01:45:50,280 --> 01:45:52,560 Wasn't that meant for your college fees? 1631 01:45:52,840 --> 01:45:53,600 Yes. 1632 01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:56,200 I'll not be going to Oakwood anymore. 1633 01:45:56,480 --> 01:45:57,480 Are you dropping out of college? 1634 01:45:57,680 --> 01:46:00,400 No Mom. I'll go to Kishanchand. 1635 01:46:01,120 --> 01:46:03,640 When Guddu and I commute together, we save money on petrol. 1636 01:46:05,640 --> 01:46:07,200 He has brought all this stuff for me. 1637 01:46:07,320 --> 01:46:09,760 I see. Well done son. 1638 01:46:10,560 --> 01:46:12,760 First you steal 20,000/- to become cool. 1639 01:46:12,920 --> 01:46:16,200 Then you earn to pay the fees and then squander it like this. 1640 01:46:17,920 --> 01:46:23,640 Fine. Go where ever you want to... Kishanchand or Oakwood. 1641 01:46:23,800 --> 01:46:26,120 Study if you want to. Don't study if you don't want to. 1642 01:46:27,560 --> 01:46:31,480 Please spare us. I can't fathom you. 1643 01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:33,920 Leave me. 1644 01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:46,080 So you mean to say, Rahul lied to both of us? 1645 01:46:47,600 --> 01:46:49,280 What a crass show! 1646 01:46:50,760 --> 01:46:52,320 Shit! Shit! 1647 01:46:53,920 --> 01:46:56,200 And I said such awful things to Ash! 1648 01:46:58,520 --> 01:46:59,720 Thank you, Alex. 1649 01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:08,800 - Who's the cutest? - Who's the hottest? 1650 01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:10,120 - And together we are? - The bestest. 1651 01:47:10,240 --> 01:47:12,800 - Gimme a kiss. Where's Ash? - Right there. 1652 01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:17,880 - Sister. - Put the food down. 1653 01:47:18,320 --> 01:47:19,560 - What are you doing here? - Come with me. 1654 01:47:19,680 --> 01:47:21,000 - Where? - Sysha. - Quick. 1655 01:47:21,280 --> 01:47:23,160 - Where are you taking her? - I love you Aunty. 1656 01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:25,080 What love you! Where are you taking me? 1657 01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:26,960 To your room. Where else? 1658 01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:29,560 - Sysha, leave my hand. - Sit down. 1659 01:47:30,280 --> 01:47:32,840 Why didn't you tell me that Rahul lied to you, 1660 01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:34,080 when he told you that he loves me? 1661 01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:36,040 I really didn't think he's lying. 1662 01:47:36,160 --> 01:47:38,120 Had I known, I'd have told you. 1663 01:47:38,520 --> 01:47:40,960 But why didn't you, when you came to know? 1664 01:47:41,160 --> 01:47:42,200 Why? 1665 01:47:42,320 --> 01:47:44,400 I'm a bloody parasite... I'm feeding off you. 1666 01:47:44,520 --> 01:47:46,920 I'm nobody. Why would you listen to a nobody? 1667 01:47:47,280 --> 01:47:48,280 Shut up! 1668 01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:50,720 You shut up! You said such horrible things to me. 1669 01:47:50,840 --> 01:47:55,680 Because I was hurt. I felt used... and cheap and humiliated. 1670 01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:57,720 I just wanted you to feel the same. 1671 01:47:57,840 --> 01:48:00,880 I did Sysha. I did feel the same. 1672 01:48:01,120 --> 01:48:03,520 I did feel everything. 1673 01:48:03,760 --> 01:48:06,640 How often I wished that Rahul and you had never met. 1674 01:48:07,440 --> 01:48:09,520 You know what he said to me? 1675 01:48:11,120 --> 01:48:13,760 I'm good, but not out of his league. 1676 01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:18,680 The worst thing is that my best friend laid such a bet on me. 1677 01:48:19,440 --> 01:48:21,320 Why did you do it Ash? 1678 01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:24,040 God! 1679 01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:28,160 Listen, I'm very sorry. 1680 01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:33,400 It was a stupid joke that went haywire. Please forgive me. 1681 01:48:34,160 --> 01:48:38,280 I'm also very sorry. I shouldn't have said those awful things to you. 1682 01:48:38,800 --> 01:48:40,840 But you know I didn't mean any of that, right? 1683 01:48:40,960 --> 01:48:43,400 I swear I didn't mean any of that. 1684 01:48:45,120 --> 01:48:47,520 God! We were both so stupid. 1685 01:48:48,240 --> 01:48:52,120 No. I'm not stupid. You are stupid. I'm smart. 1686 01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:55,240 Should I slap you?! 1687 01:48:55,920 --> 01:48:58,200 You should. I deserve it. 1688 01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:04,080 I missed you so much. 1689 01:49:05,160 --> 01:49:06,880 I missed you too. 1690 01:49:10,520 --> 01:49:12,640 - Bitch. - Vixen. 1691 01:49:13,960 --> 01:49:15,480 Keep this carefully. 1692 01:49:16,280 --> 01:49:18,440 - Mom, this large container - Keep it here. 1693 01:49:20,920 --> 01:49:22,920 Yudi, take this bread... 1694 01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:25,680 - Guddu... - Coming Mom. 1695 01:49:25,800 --> 01:49:28,560 Come quickly son. Put the salad in the container. 1696 01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:30,000 - Yeah. I'll do that. - What's in this one? 1697 01:49:30,240 --> 01:49:32,480 - I'm putting the salad in it. - Pannu, come here please. 1698 01:49:32,600 --> 01:49:34,320 I'll do it. I've put the bread in that one. 1699 01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:47,680 Why the pony tail? 1700 01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:50,880 You've got one too. 1701 01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:52,840 Go take it outside. Quick. 1702 01:49:53,240 --> 01:49:55,160 - Where does this go? - On the table outside. 1703 01:49:55,520 --> 01:49:56,640 - Here? - Yes. There. 1704 01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:03,440 Done? Close the container...fast. 1705 01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:06,720 Why the goofy grin? Get up. Move! 1706 01:50:08,840 --> 01:50:11,520 Please ask Dad to join us. 1707 01:50:11,640 --> 01:50:13,200 - No way. Not me. - Just try talking to him please. 1708 01:50:13,320 --> 01:50:15,200 Go and do it yourself. 1709 01:50:23,960 --> 01:50:25,200 Are the crackers and pickles packed? 1710 01:50:25,440 --> 01:50:26,280 Hurry! Bring it. 1711 01:50:26,520 --> 01:50:28,440 Aunty, the aroma from the food is divine! 1712 01:50:28,560 --> 01:50:32,120 - It's the aroma of Yudi's hard labour. - Come on. Let's move. 1713 01:50:32,440 --> 01:50:34,280 - Be careful. - Yeah. That's Ok. 1714 01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:52,400 Kids, I hand over the evening to you. 1715 01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:54,520 Everyone, enjoy yourselves. 1716 01:50:54,840 --> 01:50:57,320 - Oakwood High... - We touch the sky! 1717 01:50:57,440 --> 01:50:59,560 - Oakwood High... - We touch the sky! 1718 01:50:59,680 --> 01:51:02,000 - Oakwood High... - We touch the sky! 1719 01:51:09,560 --> 01:51:10,600 Thank you. 1720 01:51:12,120 --> 01:51:13,440 Hey guys! 1721 01:51:13,560 --> 01:51:16,480 Welcome to the funky photo booth. 1722 01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:17,680 With sassy Sysha... 1723 01:51:17,800 --> 01:51:19,160 And assy Ash. 1724 01:51:19,560 --> 01:51:20,760 I just praised you, bitch. 1725 01:51:20,880 --> 01:51:22,280 I did too, vixen. 1726 01:51:25,480 --> 01:51:27,160 Enjoy your meal. Thank you. 1727 01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:30,120 Slightly up. Ready? 1728 01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:34,000 Nice, isn't it? 1729 01:51:36,960 --> 01:51:38,200 Is my order ready? 1730 01:51:38,520 --> 01:51:40,320 Why didn't you wear the costume? 1731 01:51:40,840 --> 01:51:42,880 I've failed to convince him. 1732 01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:45,960 See how good Pannu looks? You should have worn it too. 1733 01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:49,400 I'm no more an Oakwood student, Mom. 1734 01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:52,440 Shall I call Dad up and ask him? 1735 01:51:57,880 --> 01:51:58,720 No. 1736 01:51:58,840 --> 01:52:03,000 I don't get why Rahul sent you to confess. 1737 01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:07,920 Yes! He's your cousin, he hurt me 1738 01:52:08,200 --> 01:52:09,480 and sends an apology through him. 1739 01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:12,160 Why didn't he come himself? 1740 01:52:12,680 --> 01:52:16,440 He said Ash will get stressed if I go and start rapping Our Father, who art in Heaven 1741 01:52:16,560 --> 01:52:19,920 and Sysha will start popping anxiety pills. 1742 01:52:20,600 --> 01:52:21,680 Funny guy. 1743 01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:24,280 Who conveyed? 1744 01:52:24,400 --> 01:52:26,040 Who conveyed it is immaterial. 1745 01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:29,080 What matters is you two are together again. 1746 01:52:31,960 --> 01:52:32,880 Thanks. 1747 01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:35,240 I'm glad that the confusion between you two is cleared. 1748 01:52:37,360 --> 01:52:38,720 I, too, was confused. 1749 01:52:39,560 --> 01:52:44,200 I felt I loved you, then I felt I loved you. 1750 01:52:45,800 --> 01:52:50,800 But love can't happen when you lie or break someone's heart. 1751 01:52:52,120 --> 01:52:54,080 The premise itself is wrong. 1752 01:52:56,200 --> 01:52:57,640 Moral of the story: 1753 01:52:57,960 --> 01:53:03,040 Yudi's will come and go, but best friends stay forever. 1754 01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:10,400 Sysha, Ash, I'm really sorry. 1755 01:53:10,600 --> 01:53:11,960 Ladies and gentlemen. 1756 01:53:12,080 --> 01:53:14,720 Now it's the time to announce the winner of the best stall. 1757 01:53:15,560 --> 01:53:16,920 Today is my last day at Oakwood. 1758 01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:19,920 Forgive me if you can. 1759 01:53:20,040 --> 01:53:20,960 Last day? 1760 01:53:21,160 --> 01:53:22,720 The winner of the best stall... 1761 01:53:22,840 --> 01:53:24,000 Are you leaving the college? 1762 01:53:24,240 --> 01:53:26,360 The prize goes to Yudhishthir Sharma. 1763 01:53:31,760 --> 01:53:33,040 I'll really miss you guys. 1764 01:53:34,080 --> 01:53:36,560 Yudhishthir, please come and collect your trophy. 1765 01:53:36,680 --> 01:53:38,160 Come on. Don't be late. 1766 01:53:41,560 --> 01:53:46,240 Yudi, Yudi, Yudi, Yudi...go go! 1767 01:53:46,720 --> 01:53:52,840 Yudi...aunty...Yudi...Aunty Yudi... Aunty... 1768 01:53:52,960 --> 01:53:58,920 Yudi...aunty...Yudi...Aunty Yudi... Aunty... 1769 01:53:59,320 --> 01:54:02,000 Aunty, full marks for the pickles and crackers... 1770 01:54:05,760 --> 01:54:07,160 Well deserve! 1771 01:54:08,640 --> 01:54:10,880 - Lovely food aunty... - Amazing... 1772 01:54:12,560 --> 01:54:14,680 Say whatever you feel like...go ahead. 1773 01:54:15,040 --> 01:54:17,640 Thank you, Principal Madam. Thank you, Madam. 1774 01:54:17,760 --> 01:54:21,000 Congratulations aunty! What aunty... at home you talk so much! 1775 01:54:23,160 --> 01:54:25,960 Please give it up for the best chef in the world... 1776 01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:27,600 Mrs Jaya Sharma. 1777 01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:29,080 Aunty come on... 1778 01:54:36,800 --> 01:54:38,040 Your cheek please. 1779 01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:39,760 How sweet! 1780 01:54:41,560 --> 01:54:43,120 - Let's go. - Hey Yudi, 1781 01:54:43,440 --> 01:54:46,280 let's hear something from you today bro. You can't leave just like that. 1782 01:54:46,400 --> 01:54:48,080 Come on! Don't act pricey. 1783 01:54:48,200 --> 01:54:50,000 Hey dude, how about a joke? 1784 01:54:50,240 --> 01:54:51,240 Not here, bro. 1785 01:54:51,480 --> 01:54:52,600 Come on. 1786 01:54:52,720 --> 01:54:55,920 - Stop acting pricey. Go ahead. - Why don't you go? 1787 01:54:56,200 --> 01:54:58,360 Come on. Some entertainment. 1788 01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:02,720 Here he comes. He has to be cajoled a couple of times. 1789 01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:06,480 The last time I tried to entertain you creeps, I got a slap. 1790 01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:08,880 So don't say 'I love you' this time. 1791 01:55:09,200 --> 01:55:11,080 - Ass! - Or you'll get slapped again. 1792 01:55:15,000 --> 01:55:18,280 Actually, I will say I love you. 1793 01:55:18,480 --> 01:55:19,720 Again? 1794 01:55:19,840 --> 01:55:23,680 Without fear. Because this person's slap is a regular routine. 1795 01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:26,200 A tale of violence? 1796 01:55:26,800 --> 01:55:29,720 A tale of a family of Superheroes. 1797 01:55:30,320 --> 01:55:32,720 One better than the other. 1798 01:55:33,920 --> 01:55:36,520 Hero No # 1. Superman. 1799 01:55:37,240 --> 01:55:39,280 The middleclass Indian father. 1800 01:55:39,960 --> 01:55:42,880 One Superman agonizes over saving the world. 1801 01:55:43,640 --> 01:55:48,520 The other one agonizes over saving money in every and any which way. 1802 01:55:50,720 --> 01:55:53,200 The Superman draped in a red cape flies high. 1803 01:55:53,320 --> 01:55:55,000 The other one says don't fly so high. 1804 01:55:55,760 --> 01:55:57,680 Always stay within your means. 1805 01:55:58,000 --> 01:55:59,720 That sure does happen. 1806 01:56:00,920 --> 01:56:04,000 Hero No # 2. Wonder woman. 1807 01:56:05,120 --> 01:56:06,360 Our Moms, folks. 1808 01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:10,160 Wonder Woman never feels defeated. 1809 01:56:10,880 --> 01:56:13,000 Our moms are no different. 1810 01:56:13,240 --> 01:56:14,520 Aunty is the best. 1811 01:56:14,640 --> 01:56:19,360 She never loses in a bargain at any shop in the world. 1812 01:56:19,680 --> 01:56:22,160 At the grocer's she manages to get not just the lowest rate, 1813 01:56:22,280 --> 01:56:24,720 but bags some free goodies too. That is no way easy. 1814 01:56:25,280 --> 01:56:26,640 Agree totally bro. 1815 01:56:26,880 --> 01:56:28,400 I dare you to try that. 1816 01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:33,600 Hero No # 3. Capt. America. 1817 01:56:34,200 --> 01:56:35,720 The first son in the house. 1818 01:56:36,240 --> 01:56:39,200 First at everything. First in the class. 1819 01:56:39,320 --> 01:56:41,600 First not just at eating meals, but also at disposing digested meals. 1820 01:56:41,720 --> 01:56:44,720 He has the first access from toothpaste to the TV remote. 1821 01:56:44,840 --> 01:56:47,440 And I'm like what the F... first! 1822 01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:49,560 Neat save! 1823 01:56:49,680 --> 01:56:50,800 Nice one. 1824 01:56:52,000 --> 01:56:54,920 Shouldn't there be a villain with all these Superheroes? 1825 01:56:56,800 --> 01:57:03,160 So the villain in this tale is the younger son. Mr. Elohssa. 1826 01:57:03,440 --> 01:57:05,160 What a twisted name bro. 1827 01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:08,000 As twisted as the guy himself. 1828 01:57:08,920 --> 01:57:10,920 He felt he was better than the rest. 1829 01:57:11,560 --> 01:57:15,040 He felt cheated at being born in a down market middle class family. 1830 01:57:15,360 --> 01:57:18,040 He felt he deserved to be born in a family of billionaires. 1831 01:57:18,160 --> 01:57:19,280 True, true. 1832 01:57:19,400 --> 01:57:22,320 Mr. Elohssa had a singular aim in life. 1833 01:57:22,600 --> 01:57:24,200 To be considered cool by everyone. 1834 01:57:25,400 --> 01:57:29,080 It mattered not if he had to lie or to take shortcuts for it. 1835 01:57:29,400 --> 01:57:30,800 He just wanted to be cool. 1836 01:57:32,600 --> 01:57:33,960 Guess what his super power was? 1837 01:57:34,080 --> 01:57:35,360 You tell us. Dude. 1838 01:57:35,480 --> 01:57:36,760 Speed running. 1839 01:57:38,320 --> 01:57:40,080 He ran far away from everything... 1840 01:57:41,320 --> 01:57:48,800 From problems... truth... duties... himself... and his own folks. 1841 01:57:50,600 --> 01:57:54,480 In the bargain, he left his loved ones behind 1842 01:57:55,360 --> 01:57:59,080 and broke hearts of his friends in his attempt to look cool. 1843 01:58:03,640 --> 01:58:10,880 Then, life delivered such a slap that he fell... into the deepest pit of hell. 1844 01:58:12,720 --> 01:58:15,520 Guess who got him out? 1845 01:58:16,040 --> 01:58:17,040 Who? 1846 01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:18,760 Our very own heroes! 1847 01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:20,160 Oooh! 1848 01:58:20,920 --> 01:58:25,360 It's only when his family helped, did the fool realize that 1849 01:58:26,320 --> 01:58:30,200 with their support a zero can turn into a hero. 1850 01:58:31,000 --> 01:58:32,440 That's so touching! 1851 01:58:36,400 --> 01:58:42,240 Little did this idiot know that he would realize that Capt. America, his elder bro 1852 01:58:42,560 --> 01:58:46,280 who was first at everything was also the first to be chided by parents. 1853 01:58:48,440 --> 01:58:51,040 When Mr Elohssa would still be sleeping like a log, 1854 01:58:52,400 --> 01:58:53,360 his brother would wake up early 1855 01:58:53,480 --> 01:58:56,800 and be the first in the queue to pay bills and help with daily chores. 1856 01:58:57,280 --> 01:58:58,600 Thumbs up, Guddu. 1857 01:58:59,440 --> 01:59:03,240 Wonder woman...to cite my Mom's case, 1858 01:59:03,680 --> 01:59:06,680 guess what she did with every penny she saved at the grocer's? 1859 01:59:07,240 --> 01:59:08,680 Got me the scooty... 1860 01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:10,800 so that I could commute to college in comfort 1861 01:59:11,000 --> 01:59:12,920 while she endured the jostling in public transport. 1862 01:59:14,240 --> 01:59:19,440 More often than not, I polished off the free goodies she got. 1863 01:59:22,880 --> 01:59:27,080 The Superman in each house, 1864 01:59:27,400 --> 01:59:29,280 our Dad who pleads with us to live within our means, 1865 01:59:29,400 --> 01:59:34,640 wraps all our dreams in his red cape, and gifts them to us, so that we can dream big. 1866 01:59:35,640 --> 01:59:38,480 He avoids spending a paltry sum of 200/- on himself, 1867 01:59:38,920 --> 01:59:42,320 but hands out a lakh and a half in one shot, to send me to Oakwood. 1868 01:59:43,160 --> 01:59:46,760 Why? So that I can live my dream. 1869 01:59:47,920 --> 01:59:50,120 Our Dads may not fly like the Superman 1870 01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:56,160 but they always wish for us to fly higher than anyone else. 1871 01:59:56,760 --> 01:59:58,080 This too happens. 1872 01:59:59,200 --> 02:00:01,080 So what did Mr. Elohssa learn? 1873 02:00:02,520 --> 02:00:09,360 That the guy who is true is the guy who is truly cool. 1874 02:00:13,400 --> 02:00:14,480 So true. 1875 02:00:16,000 --> 02:00:18,120 Yudi... out with whom you want to say I love you to. 1876 02:00:18,240 --> 02:00:19,880 Shit. Just forgot. 1877 02:00:20,640 --> 02:00:23,320 OK. So do we all love our parents? 1878 02:00:23,520 --> 02:00:24,800 - Yes. - Correct? 1879 02:00:25,080 --> 02:00:27,120 But we never openly express it. 1880 02:00:27,520 --> 02:00:28,760 Specially to Dads. 1881 02:00:30,200 --> 02:00:33,320 God knows why, but under the garb of respect we maintain an obvious distance. 1882 02:00:34,320 --> 02:00:40,360 So today, let's keep this distance aside for a while and bridge this gap. 1883 02:00:42,040 --> 02:00:43,240 My Dad's right here. 1884 02:00:44,680 --> 02:00:47,280 Meet the world's coolest Dad. 1885 02:00:47,960 --> 02:00:49,720 Hey Mr. Sharma. 1886 02:00:50,160 --> 02:00:52,600 - Way to go uncle. - MY superman. 1887 02:00:52,920 --> 02:00:54,200 Come on! 1888 02:00:54,520 --> 02:00:57,040 Mr. Sharma! Don't shy away. 1889 02:01:00,480 --> 02:01:01,840 I love you Dad. 1890 02:01:02,760 --> 02:01:04,840 This is the best I love you. 1891 02:01:06,840 --> 02:01:09,840 Of my one and only Dad I'm awed 1892 02:01:10,120 --> 02:01:16,080 Never has he spared the rod 1893 02:01:16,520 --> 02:01:19,240 And when his temper hits the skies 1894 02:01:19,560 --> 02:01:25,360 Towards my face his footwear flies. 1895 02:01:28,960 --> 02:01:30,040 Good one indeed. 1896 02:01:30,440 --> 02:01:32,720 Pray, who is this villain Capt. Elohssa? 1897 02:01:33,240 --> 02:01:36,920 Heck! Elohssa is me...Elohssa is you... you are Elohssa and you too! 1898 02:01:37,720 --> 02:01:38,840 Me? 1899 02:01:39,520 --> 02:01:41,960 Elohssa...no Ma'am, not you. 1900 02:01:42,680 --> 02:01:44,560 Neither are you, Mom. Nor is Dad. 1901 02:01:45,760 --> 02:01:47,880 Didn't I say Elohssa is a bit twisted? 1902 02:01:48,720 --> 02:01:52,480 Read it backwards and get enlightened. 1903 02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:54,440 As 1904 02:01:56,400 --> 02:01:57,640 Ass... 1905 02:01:59,080 --> 02:02:00,640 - Asshole !!! - He said you were one !! 1906 02:02:08,120 --> 02:02:10,120 Why didn't you don that fancy dress? 1907 02:02:10,960 --> 02:02:13,440 It doesn't matter. It's my last day in this college. 1908 02:02:13,800 --> 02:02:16,760 You are not going anywhere. I've paid the fees at Awkward. 1909 02:02:19,200 --> 02:02:20,640 Dad... but... 1910 02:02:22,640 --> 02:02:26,160 - It's not Awkward. It's Oakwood. - And my shoe is raring to get flung. 1911 02:02:28,920 --> 02:02:32,520 Sysha, Ash, I have some bad news for you pals. 1912 02:02:32,640 --> 02:02:33,760 What? 1913 02:02:34,600 --> 02:02:36,160 I am not leaving Oakwood. 1914 02:02:36,280 --> 02:02:37,520 Have you gone crazy? 1915 02:02:37,800 --> 02:02:39,960 Now we are in the same class for two years. 1916 02:02:41,080 --> 02:02:42,560 So we need to be friends. 1917 02:02:44,240 --> 02:02:45,600 - Friends? - Friends. 1918 02:02:45,880 --> 02:02:48,000 - Friends. - Friends. 1919 02:02:49,640 --> 02:02:51,640 Hey you are mad. Oye! 1920 02:02:51,760 --> 02:02:54,560 Look at him. Two girlfriends. 1921 02:02:54,680 --> 02:02:57,120 You don't even have one. Try being a wee bit cool. 1922 02:02:57,480 --> 02:02:58,680 Okay. Now you wait and watch. 1923 02:02:58,800 --> 02:03:01,560 Hey... one moment. You are fine as you are, my son. 1924 02:03:05,400 --> 02:03:07,680 Look, I have garnered enough knowledge. 1925 02:03:07,800 --> 02:03:11,120 But after going through my share of ups and downs, 1926 02:03:11,240 --> 02:03:12,920 I made it in the end. 1927 02:03:13,240 --> 02:03:17,280 And finally, I've become a really cool guy. 1928 02:03:17,720 --> 02:03:21,000 Who knew my heart would sing waka waka 1929 02:03:21,120 --> 02:03:24,640 Everything will be chill, shakalaka 1930 02:03:24,760 --> 02:03:28,160 Who knew our friendship would one day bloom 1931 02:03:28,280 --> 02:03:31,640 And clear dark clouds that once did loom 1932 02:03:31,760 --> 02:03:33,760 I too was at fault, I honestly admit 1933 02:03:33,880 --> 02:03:36,360 That I should have felt some guilt 1934 02:03:36,480 --> 02:03:38,680 Maybe I was wrong, maybe 1935 02:03:38,800 --> 02:03:40,720 Now there is no stoppin me 1936 02:03:41,000 --> 02:03:44,680 Joy would return who would have guessed 1937 02:03:44,800 --> 02:03:48,080 With hurdles cleared, I'd feel blessed 1938 02:03:48,200 --> 02:03:55,760 Between us there remains no mystery 1939 02:03:57,600 --> 02:04:04,760 Is our friendship some story or history 136852