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Dr. D, I can't believe
you're actually leaving us.
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You were, like,
the greatest teacher ever.
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Oh, Lucy.
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But you'll always carry a piece of me
with you. I'll be here and I'll be here.
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My stomach?
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Well, I would have touched your heart,
but I did that to another female student
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and it resulted in me having to watch
a four-hour video called Boundaries.
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So, teacher evaluations are due,
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and I am going to use gold stars
and pony stickers for yours.
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Lucy, that's sweet,
but I don't care
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about those silly evaluations.
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Yes. Lucy's in the bag.
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But while I went out of my way
to connect with these kids,
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Dr. Cox had a different approach.
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All right, then,
you gaggle of mini-murderers,
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I'm going to make these evaluations
very easy for you.
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Here are some adjectives
that describe my teaching style.
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"Abusive," "humiliating," "tyrannical"
and "buttery."
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Why "buttery"?
Because I don't care what you write.
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Moving on. It is time for your
final practical exam of the quarter,
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learning how to draw blood
from an actual human being.
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Sadly, most of you will pass,
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but there are one or two of you
out there who will botch this miserably,
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proving once and for all
that you don't belong here.
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And, my God,
it's like it's Christmas Eve
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and one of you is just a big box
of failure waiting to be unwrapped.
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I want to open you,
I want to open you so bad, but no,
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I'm gonna wait, because the waiting
makes it so much sweeter.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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"Your stupidity is so intense
it's burning me in the face."
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Oh, Dr. Cox is on a tear today.
I bet you five bucks this kid cries.
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No, he's not a crier.
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He's the kind of guy who eats
to make the sad go away.
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Is it wrong that so much of what bonds
us is sex and other people's pain?
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Don't forget our hatred of art.
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Yeah, art's the worst. Here he comes.
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I win. But I actually cheated.
I had inside info.
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I slept with that dude
during my fatty phase.
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Powerful stuff, huh?
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Six weeks ago,
I wrote one word on the board.
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"Medicine." So, what's the definition?
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Well, if you believe the silly dictionary,
it says that it's
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"the science of health maintenance
and the prevention of disease."
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Snore. I think we're all dictionaries.
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We all edit the user-generated
encyclopedias of our hearts.
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Those balloons were supposed to fall
at the end of my speech.
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Okay. In front of you
are teacher evaluations.
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Be honest.
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I'm trying to mold your minds,
not win some sort of popularity contest.
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Sweet! Coupon for two dollars
off fro-yo.
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Yeah, and tell them Dr. D sent you.
You'll get a little extra whip.
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Great last class, buddy.
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It's your last day.
What do you want to do?
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I don't know, Turk.
I've left so many times,
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I've come back so many times.
Even I'm confused.
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I think we should just
sit this one out, old friend.
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- I'm gonna need a minute.
- Turk, no.
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- Hey, Luce, guess what I see?
- Don't say it.
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- "I see dead people."
- Yep. Fifteenth time's the charm.
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Hey, Dr. Cox.
I was just practicing for your exam.
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Taking blood is so easy.
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Dynamite work.
But here's the thing there.
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You're going to have to do this
on a person who still has blood
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and can feel pain,
not like this lump of flesh.
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- Did you just flick that cadaver's ear?
- Yes.
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I come down here to both increase
my hand strength and relax.
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Some people go on retreats.
I flick the dead.
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That is so awesome.
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The teacher evaluations were in.
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Okay, what's it say, Turk? I can't look!
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- Dude, you're number one.
- Yes! That's the part I wanted.
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This reminds me of when I was in my
theater camp's production of Oliver!
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I still remember my one line.
"No, thank you. I don't like soup."
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Hey, Perry, don't you want to see
where you're ranked?
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I'm quite sure I'm last.
I could not care less.
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Don't feel bad, Perry.
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Maybe you could go find some solace
in one of your gym workouts.
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Maybe.
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I don't know how,
but that knocked the wind out of me.
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"Mesmerizing," "Hilarious,"
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"If you only take one class this year,
make it Dr. D's.
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"It's the nonstop thrill-ride
of the quarter."
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You know, Perry, you might want
to watch a video called Boundaries,
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especially the section on roughhousing.
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Suck it up, Mary Lou.
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You cannot get under my skin today.
Not with reviews like these.
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Wow. Wrong. Really wrong.
And what is this?
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- What is what?
- "Needy," "Desperate,"
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"Light on medical knowledge,
heavy on Broadway trivia."
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He wrote that I don't care
about teaching
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and I just want people to like me.
I'm a fool.
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I know. It's beautiful.
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God, I wish these things
weren't anonymous.
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I'd like to take this student out
and buy him a steak.
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He nailed it. All the best.
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- Turk, am I needy?
- No.
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Tell me a hundred times.
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Thanks for letting me
practice on you, Dr. D.
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I don't know why I'm having
such a hard time with this procedure.
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How could anybody hate me?
I'm literally bleeding for you guys.
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That's a muscle.
Aim for the blue lines.
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Sorry. I don't know why I can't get this.
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I used to have a problem
with the same thing,
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but then I realized you just gotta
pretend the needle's your friend.
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Be careful, though.
I told that to a med student once
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and he became a heroin addict.
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But just pretend
the needle's your buddy
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and you two are doing
something you love to do.
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Like roller skating?
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I would have said ice dancing,
but to each their own.
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Here goes nothing.
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I did it!
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Dr. D, thanks for always helping me
through the tough stuff.
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It's okay.
Maybe you should practice on,
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like, a student partner or something.
Preferably someone who can't feel pain.
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Like the Incredible Hulk.
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The Hulk can feel pain, Turk.
Also, lasers hurt him.
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Hmm.
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Dude, I hope you paged me
'cause you came to your senses
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and realized
that we need to do one last eagle.
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- Eagles are played out, Turk.
- How dare you?
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You and I are gonna find the kid
that torched me.
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You said you wanted to do something
this last week. This is gonna be fun.
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We'll be like
the interracial Hardy Boys.
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Look. A clue!
A piece of Old Man Peterson's overalls.
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That means he's the Phantom
of CAT Scan Island.
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Dad's gonna be so proud of us,
black adopted brother.
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All right, I'm in, but you're buying me
a magnifying glass.
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- I got you a present.
- What is it?
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I don't know.
It came out of the guy in Room 12.
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That's sweet. Oh. Still warm.
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- Oh, God. Here's Sunny.
- Who's Sunny?
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Sunny is a wicker basket
of adorable kittens
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sliding down a shimmering rainbow.
Head for the hills.
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Hi, guys!
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It's too late.
If she talks to me, shoot me.
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Denise, is this Drew?
You said he was handsome, but wow!
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What's happening?
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I can't believe
Denise found that special someone.
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When I first met her, I thought, "This
woman is probably going to die alone,"
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but here she is, and here you are,
and here I am asking you guys
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if you'd like to go on a double date
with me and Keyshawn.
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- I guess.
- Yes!
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- We're not doing that.
- Of course not.
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I was gonna say yes,
then call her at the last minute,
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tell her I'm sick,
then change my cell phone number.
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Yeah, I owe her that.
She is my closest female friend.
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Hmm.
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Cole, will you please be
my blood buddy for Dr. Cox's exam?
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Mmm. Sorry, baby. No can do.
Doc says I got tiny baby veins.
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Something to do with my moms
eating blowfish in the third tri-mo.
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Besides, I've seen you
take blood before, and you suck at it.
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Somebody help me! I have a family!
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He's dealt with worse. He came
to this country on a boat made of tires.
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Okay, I guess I am gonna have
to break out the big guns.
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No blood, no sex.
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Turk and I were hard at work,
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trying to solve
The Mystery of the Feelings Hurter.
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Now, do you see how the "R's"
in this evaluation form
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are the same as in this test
from three months ago?
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- Dude, I totally see it.
- Hello, Barry Friedman.
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Hacking into the med school files
right now.
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- You can hack?
- No, I have a password.
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It just sounded cooler. We're in.
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Tell me a story, Turk.
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Barry Friedman.
Lives in the east dorms.
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Okay. Buckle up, Bar.
We're coming for you.
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Which way is east?
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- Hey! So, what's the plan for tonight?
- Drew doesn't want to go.
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- Bummer. Rain check?
- Yeah, definitely.
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- Yes! Look forward to it.
- No. Not happening.
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Oh.
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How beautifully ironic
that the queen of sensible slacks
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is not even wearing the pants
in her very own relationship.
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- What are you talking about?
- Now, I saw how fast Drew
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put the kibosh
on that double-dating idea.
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Missy, you realize you're shoulder-deep
in that inevitable turf war
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that defines modern coupledom,
and psst...
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He is winning.
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And make no mistake about it.
Early victories are huge.
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In our first month dating,
Jordan made me give up tomatoes,
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speaking to my mother
and my ponytail.
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Honest to God,
I can still feel it some mornings.
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That's not the way it is
with Drew and me.
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I see your point.
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Because you are so very different
from every other couple
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in the history of doomed relationships.
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Note to self. They're different.
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I think this is Barry Friedman's room.
Twenty-three, right?
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Turk, I can see the number "23"
from here.
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We don't need
that stupid magnifying glass.
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Damn, why didn't I get
one of those for me?
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You've gotta be careful
when you're working a mystery.
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- Dr. Kelso?
- Well, well.
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Well, come in or shut the door.
You're letting all the funk out.
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Because you might not like
what you find.
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Hey, I know you were thinking
of Chinese food tonight,
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but I want to do Italian.
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- Okay.
- Great.
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Perfect.
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Especially if what you discover
is that you're still totally lost.
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Come on, girl, do it. Make me bleed!
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I can't do it.
I'm never gonna be able to do it.
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There's my big box of failure.
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Oh, Santa, you got my letters,
you fat bastard.
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Crap.
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- Dr. Kelso, why are you here?
- This is my sex pad.
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And what have you done
with Barry Friedman?
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He dropped out of med school
two weeks after it started.
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I've been using his dorm room
as my love nest.
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I can't get with a gal in the same bed
I shared with Enid.
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Gives me the softies.
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- That's disgusting.
- Oh, I threw up in my mouth a little.
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- Well, looks like we hit a dead end.
- Dear God, Newbie.
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Don't tell me you're still looking
for the visionary
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- who gave you the bad review.
- Yes, I am.
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I know you don't give a damn
about what students think,
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but I want them to remember me
as someone who was nurturing.
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So, let me get this straight.
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You're going to find this kid,
then what?
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- I'm gonna change his mind.
- Excellent use of your time.
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Forget him.
Turk, gather all the students
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- in the lecture hall.
- All of them?
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Just lure them there
with something young people like,
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like pizza or Rob Schneider.
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- So, pizza?
- Sure.
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Okay.
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Dr. D, I really need you to be
my blood buddy for the exam.
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Lucy, I'm glad
that I make you feel comfortable, but...
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If you could just help me
get through this one,
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I know next time I can do it on my own.
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It's just that
I'm working a case right now,
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and I'm this close
to cracking this mother wide open.
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Okay, I know Dr. D can't resist
my puppy-dog look.
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Crap, she's puppy-dogging me.
Be strong.
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I'll do whatever it is
that you want me to do.
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Thank you.
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We're going to dinner
with Sunny and Keyshawn.
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- I thought you didn't want to go.
- Well, now I do. Wear your black shirt,
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and dial the hair gel back. You're not
doing the weather on Channel 7.
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So who gave Dr. Dorian
a negative review?
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Many of you had motives.
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Mary. There was
the unfortunate incident
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where I called you Mark
for the first part of the quarter.
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But now I'm a major supporter of your
softball team, so we worked that out.
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Jeremy. Of course I suspected you.
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You take a little too long
to laugh at my jokes,
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but I forgot to account
for your interpreter.
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I apologize for not giving you
a proper "hearing."
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Thank you, Jeremy.
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Dr. Turk and I are going
to keep you in here all day
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until whomever gave me
the negative review steps forward.
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Who amongst you has the courage
to step forward and say,
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"Hey! I am the coward!"
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Dear Lord, Newbie.
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It was me.
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Perry?
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Why would you do that to me?
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'Cause, as always,
pushing your buttons amuses me,
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and I know you don't think
I have anything left to teach you,
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but maybe I wanted you to see
just how ridiculous you truly are,
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constantly chasing their approval.
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Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Dorian,
I just wanted to make sure
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you were still going
to be my blood buddy.
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I'll be there.
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- What?
- You can't even help yourself, can you?
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Dorian, in order for these kids
to really learn,
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sooner or later
you gotta let go of their hands.
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So, I'm supposed to be like you
and just rule by fear?
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Perry, they hate you.
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Yes, they do, and sure,
I could be a little bit kinder,
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but that's not going to happen,
and here's why.
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We're creating doctors,
not kindergartners.
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- They need me.
- Do they?
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Because I don't ever remember
holding your smooth little doll hand,
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and you turned out to be
not too horrible a doctor.
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So I'm here
for our ridiculous couples' date.
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- Where are they?
- They're at the bar.
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I told them they couldn't sit with us.
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Okay, let's sneak out the back
and go play air hockey.
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- Why did you make me come here?
- So I could win, which I did.
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Look, I had to do something.
You were trying to make a power play.
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No. I just didn't want to go
on some stupid double date.
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So far this has just been
a hook-up thing.
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Why are you acting like
we're in some big, serious relationship?
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I mean, don't get me wrong,
not that I'm against it.
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Normally, by now I would have
sabotaged this by, I don't know,
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getting hammered at Thanksgiving
and making out with one of your aunts,
289
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and I haven't done that,
and I think that's good.
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I feel like I'm growing.
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You know what? I'm into it if you are.
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Do you want to talk about us
being in a relationship?
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I have news for you.
We're in a relationship.
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- What?
- Yeah, I decided, like, a month ago.
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I didn't tell you?
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Damn it. I actually like you.
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- You stole from me?
- "Going to steal." Big difference.
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Come on, Dr. D.
Where are you?
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Done.
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That vein didn't stand a chance.
I owned that bitch.
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As much as it pains me to admit it,
that "bitch" is indeed yours. Well done.
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- Jingle Bells, you're next.
- Great. Yes.
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Let me just pop up front
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- and I will take some blood.
- What are you doing?
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Stalling until Dr. Dorian gets here.
He's on his way,
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and when he gets here,
I am going to drain his main vein.
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You have five minutes.
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- So we are in a relationship?
- Yeah.
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Are there any other decisions that
you made that I need to know about?
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- I mean, are we exclusive?
- You are.
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But don't worry,
we'll go over all the rules later.
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Hey, guys. This is Keyshawn.
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- He's da bomb.
- That's great.
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You order drinks,
I'm gonna go hit the head.
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- What should we order for her?
- Yeah, she's not coming back.
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No problem.
It just means more Drew time.
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Being there for someone
is never easy.
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You don't want to let down the people
you care about.
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- Time's up. Do it now or fail.
- But I don't have a partner.
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Yeah, you do.
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- Just remember, you're terrified of me.
- I am.
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Go ahead.
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But sometimes,
being there for someone
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means not being there at all.
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The needle is my friend.
The needle is my friend.
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- I did it. I actually did it.
- You most certainly did.
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And the good news is that med school
gets a lot easier after this.
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- Really?
- No.
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00:20:01,255 --> 00:20:02,313
No.
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Hey. Thanks a lot for not showing up.
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By the way, I did it all on my own
and I didn't need you after all.
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That's good, isn't it?
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00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:17,462
Lucy?
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Good luck.
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00:20:24,144 --> 00:20:26,544
Well, this is it. I can't believe you.
336
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,673
I can't believe you don't want
to do one last eagle.
337
00:20:28,716 --> 00:20:31,583
This could be our last eagle
before our next last eagle.
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Turk, gather the students.
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00:20:33,554 --> 00:20:35,852
All right, but they're not gonna fall
for Rob Schneider again.
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00:20:35,889 --> 00:20:38,983
Then pull out the big guns.
Tell them it's the cast of Twilight.
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- Kids love sexy vampires.
- I'm on it.
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Cast of Twilight is in the quad!
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00:20:43,997 --> 00:20:46,864
- Come on!
- Cast of Twilight is in the quad.
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- J.D., are we really doing this?
- Yes, Turk.
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It's time to finally realize the dream.
Super Eagle!
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Super Eagle!
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00:20:58,946 --> 00:21:02,507
- Look who it is.
- Oh, dear God.
348
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:07,213
Now, that is ridiculous. What is it?
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00:21:07,621 --> 00:21:10,590
That is my prescription fiber drink
with rum.
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I love that.
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00:21:13,193 --> 00:21:15,923
Hey, you got any of those wiener pills?
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00:21:16,029 --> 00:21:18,759
Who do you think
you're talking to, son?
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I'll give you one for 10 bucks.
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00:21:21,535 --> 00:21:23,696
- Got change for a $20?
- Nope.
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00:21:23,737 --> 00:21:25,568
We'll drop a couple of these bad boys
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and go trolling for ladies
at the airport bar.
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- Will you be my grandpa?
- Why, sure, little man. Sure.
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