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Dear, oh, dear.
Someone's been in the wars.
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What's happened to you, matey?
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Here, let me.
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It's all right, Brian.
We can manage.
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Keep it elevated, no movement.
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Painkillers every four hours.
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He's been signed off for three weeks
by the brewery.
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I'm sorry, I've got to dash
to my lessons now,
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but I will be back first thing.
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No need.
We can manage.
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Are you sure, love?
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His nibs can be
a very demanding patient.
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I'm his wife.
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This is my job.
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All right.
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But if you need anything -
anything at all.
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I'll call you.
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My hero.
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I fell in a pothole.
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I think you've been brave.
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I've been a pillock.
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You haven't.
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I want to be at work.
And now you're stuck with me.
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I don't mind.
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I don't. Honestly.
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I love looking after you.
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# A clean-up woman is a woman who
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# Gets all the love
we girls leave behind
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# The reason I know
so much about her
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# Is because she picked up
a man of mine
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# The clean-up woman
will wipe his blues away
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# She'll give him plenty lovin'
24 hours a day
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# The clean-up woman,
she'll sweep him off his feet
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# She's the one who'll take him
in when you dump him in the street
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# So take a tip,
you'd better get hip
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# To the clean-up woman #.
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Speed of service, 10.
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Quality of service, 10.
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Themed events and novelty items...
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What?
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I don't think you should do them
fortune cookies again.
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And I'm not sure the world was ready
for Around the World in 80 Pasties.
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Though the Galapagos ones
were kind of special.
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Why am I doing this anyway?
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The lease is up on this place
in a few months.
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It's market research
ahead of the new boss.
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Ah, is that why you're looking
so fabulous?
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Oh, no.
This is for Operation New Horizon.
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What's Operation New Horizon?
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So, by horizon you mean sex?
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I mean true love, obviously.
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I mean my soulmate, Danny.
I'm not like you.
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I can't just be all on my own.
I just can't.
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OK. Are these your matches? Yeah.
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He's handsome.
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Yeah, but cycle shorts. Why?
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Hmm. OK.
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Proud Dog Dad - he's got nice eyes.
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I don't like Dobermans.
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Troy looks fun.
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There are two types of people
in this world,
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bum bag people
and non-bum bag people.
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The two can never mix romantically.
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Just like double espresso people
and non-double espresso people.
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OK, well... Cycle Shorts Guy wins.
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You should message Cycle Shorts Guy.
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Yeah? OK.
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Let's get you on an app,
then we could do this together.
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I'll, er, I'll pass, thanks.
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Why not? It could be fun.
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Mm...
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Seriously, what are you
so afraid of?
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She's going to kill you.
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But she's been dead on her feet
all day.
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Oh!
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Why did you let me sleep?
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Don't worry. I can check on Ralph.
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No. You've finished work today.
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It's fine.
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No. I look after Ralph.
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OK, you look after Ralph.
But I'm seeing you home.
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BABY CRIES
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Oh, dear. Someone's busy.
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Hello, Rosie. Where's your mum?
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Rebecca's in London.
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London? She went down last night
for a hen weekend.
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Muggins here volunteered
to look after Rosie.
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Only someone's replaced Rosie
with the Babadook.
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Hey, hey. What's wrong?
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Not had a moment's rest
or a wink of sleep.
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I thought this would be easy
and fun. But it's not easy or fun.
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You need this more than I do.
I've not touched it.
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It's a double espresso. I bloody
love a double espresso. Thanks.
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You need to keep her moving.
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That's what Rebecca said. But I've
been round the park seven times.
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With every lap, she gets more
"angry pterodactyl".
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Where's she going?
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BABY IS SILENT
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Oh, thank God.
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You're magic, Katie.
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And your house is magic.
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It's an oasis of calm.
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It's a great shirt that.
I like the asymmetrical...
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Carrot puree.
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How can this be so hard?
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All babies do is sleep,
poo and eat. On rotation.
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How can something so boring
be so exhausting?
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I've been feeling like a prisoner
in my own home. Can you imagine?
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DOORBELL RINGS
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I've got it, I've got it,
I've got it.
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Arnica.
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Hi. Hi, Brian.
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For the patient.
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It alleviates bruising and swelling.
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Just apply a thin layer
and massage into the skin.
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I'll admit, I was a sceptic
at first.
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Thought it was all a bit
hocus pocus, y'know?
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But - oof! - it has done wonders
on the aggressive gout
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in my left big toe.
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Er, that's erm...
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That's really thoughtful.
Thanks, Brian.
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And you're aware, are you,
there's a baby in the garden?
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Yeah. It's all good, mate.
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She's erm, she's having
her afternoon nap, yeah.
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Thanks, Brian. Bye.
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What are you doing?
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Every time I touch food,
Rosie wakes up.
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It's like she knows.
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How are we going to tell Rebecca her
baby's been demonically possessed?
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How long's she been asleep for?
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20 minutes maybe.
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I reckon you'll be OK.
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SPEAKER RINGS
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This is a reminder.
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Katie, it's time for you
to get Ralph a beer.
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I should never have taught him
how to set that thing. sorry.
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Go on - grab one, quick.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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We phoned the house this morning.
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Danny told us about Ralph.
We've come to lend a hand.
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Hello, love.
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I'm fine. I don't need a hand.
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Sweetheart, you haven't replied
to the family WhatsApp in four days.
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That's a clear cry for help.
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Afternoon, Ralph.
Mustn't nap in the day.
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It'll mess with your natural
sleep cycles.
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Mum, shush!
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Let me get those cushions.
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I'll tell you what you need. What?
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Sandwiches.
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Mum! Shush!
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Katie, why do you keep shushing me?
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BABY CRIES
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Oh, no!
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So, why precisely are we looking
after a baby?
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It's not my baby.
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Well, whose baby, is it?
Rosemary's baby.
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It's Tom's baby?
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It's Rebecca's baby.
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I'm looking after her
for the weekend. Oh.
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Well, you need a new nappy,
don't you?
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Yes, you do. That's what you need.
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SPEAKER RINGS
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This is a reminder.
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Katie, it's time to give Ralph
a big, smoochy kiss.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Romantic?
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I'll do it, Mrs Thorne. The nappy.
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Clare, please. And don't worry, Tom.
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You should rest.
I'll take care of it.
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Steve, clear the table.
Katie, fetch me the Marigolds.
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Nappy. Oh, it's everywhere.
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Steve! Ugh! A clean nappy.
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Oh, me back! Steve!
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Families, eh?
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My nan always says you can't choose
your family,
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but you can ignore their
phone calls.
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Smart woman.
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I remember her picking you up
from school in her red hat.
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She seemed fun.
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Yeah. Yeah, she's great.
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She used to take me with her every
time she got get her hair done.
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Oh, my God! Trevor the hairdresser.
What an icon.
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And his parrot... Veronica!
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God rest her soul.
That parrot could sing Miss Saigon.
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I really wanted a bright
blue parrot. Me, too!
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How's, er... How's Mike?
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Who's Mike?
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That...that guy from the
Valentine's thing. Are you not?
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You mean Mick. Mick! Sorry.
Of course. Mick.
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Yeah, Mick's really well, thanks.
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Great. That's great.
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What about you? You dating?
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Er, no. I'm actually, er...
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..taking time out to actively
explore solitude.
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Oh? Yeah.
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Yeah, in Manchester I was always
with someone.
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You know?
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Now that I'm here, I've decided
to practise constructive celibacy.
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That sounds great.
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Yeah, it is great.
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Really is.
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Hmm.
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Eh? Global warming for you, eh?
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Ah! Yeah!
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I'm Brian. The neighbour.
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I'm Katie's dad, Steve.
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Are you here about Moses
in the bullrushes?
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The unattended baby.
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Oh, right.
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I wasn't sure whether I ought
to intervene.
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It's not straightforward though,
is it?
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There's no rule book, is there?
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Yeah. Well, thanks but you'll have
to excuse me.
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I'm holding a warm bag of shit.
So...
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You're not local, then?
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Just a short drive away.
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You must worry.
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About her being here. You know?
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Independent.
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Without you.
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I learned very early on,
when Katie wants something,
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best not to stand in her way.
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So what about you, Brian?
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Any kids? Grandkids?
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Sorry, Steve.
Baked potato on the go in there.
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I'd better get back to it before
it's a Fire Brigade job.
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Why don't you go get your
pyjamas on? Or run yourself a bath?
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I don't want one.
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How about a nice sit down
in the bedroom?
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Put your feet up. We can stay
all evening if you like.
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I'll make supper.
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Please don't. There's no need.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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I'll get it.
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Oh, hello.
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We just popped round to give Katie
a hand with Ralph.
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Did you, now?
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Hi, Mum.
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Louise.
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Thought you might need a break
or want a bit of help.
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But it seems you've got all the help
you could possibly need.
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No.
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SPEAKER RINGS
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This is a reminder.
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Katie, it's time for you to give
Ralph kinky sex.
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I do need a break.
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I need a break from all of you!
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No, Clare. We need you here.
To look after the baby.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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Does Mick want kids?
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Are you trying to change
the subject?
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Well, if he does, I'm fucked.
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Are you going to marry Mick?
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I don't know.
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He pronounces tissues "TISS-ues".
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But, apart from that, you know,
he's great.
258
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,760
Perfect.
259
00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:00,760
I want to be a dad.
I've always pictured it for myself.
260
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,159
I never imagined
the biggest challenge is that
261
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,959
I'd be no bloody good at it.
262
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,319
I think you'd be a great dad.
263
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,359
You're just tired.
264
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,679
Feeling tired is not a reason
to give up.
265
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:18,079
It's a reason to rest.
266
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,079
You need a rest.
267
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,799
Thank you, Doctor.
268
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,239
You're welcome.
269
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,240
You're very wise. Yes, I am!
270
00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,880
She didn't invite you, did she?
271
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,759
No. But I knew she needed me.
272
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,560
My radar pinged.
273
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,159
Katie isn't like Ralph.
She doesn't ask for help.
274
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,559
I have to intuit her
emotional needs.
275
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,319
Last time I intuited one
of Ralph's emotional needs,
276
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,120
turned out I just had gallstones.
277
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,240
My radar's been on the blink
since the late '90s.
278
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,320
Give it here.
279
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,439
From the moment Katie was born,
280
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,479
I knew I was going to have to be
a different kind of mum.
281
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,759
No idea what I was doing.
282
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,400
Just knew I had to
do it differently. Yeah.
283
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:45,519
When Katie came out, she looked like
she'd just been to a hair salon.
284
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,399
Her hair had these frosted tips.
285
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,199
Then I noticed none of the nurses
would pick her up.
286
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,279
Then the doctor came into the ward
one evening
287
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,559
and said, "Are you happy
with this child?"
288
00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:58,079
"Are you happy with the shape
of her eyes?"
289
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,199
"She's quite floppy, isn't she?"
290
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:04,799
All this with the four other
new mums on the ward listening in.
291
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,440
Charming.
292
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,840
I imagine it was the same for you.
293
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,760
With Ralph.
294
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,599
I don't want to feel alone.
295
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,039
That's why I helped set up
the local support group.
296
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,239
And the phone line.
297
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,839
They were life-savers for me.
298
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,559
Oh, I never really went in
for any of that sort of thing.
299
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,199
Really? Why?
300
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,359
I didn't understand why,
just because two women
301
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,719
have babies with Down's syndrome,
that means they automatically
302
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,560
have to be best friends.
303
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,120
Do you want to feed her
or shall I?
304
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,719
How do you know if you're doing
it right?
305
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,239
Doing what right?
306
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,639
Looking after someone.
Being a wife.
307
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,519
Depends what you mean by right.
308
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,439
Everyone's got different versions
of right.
309
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,920
I mean, your mum...
310
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,199
She does everything for everyone,
doesn't she? Yes!
311
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,519
Never stops. Never asks for help.
312
00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,599
Yes!
313
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,399
Takes over,
even when no-one asks her to.
314
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,799
Yes!
315
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,680
Is that what you mean by "right"?
316
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,319
Because there is another way,
you know.
317
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,880
Oh?
318
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,039
What's that?
319
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,879
Your way.
320
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,640
What's my way?
321
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,999
Wonderful.
322
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,559
Fuck the rest of 'em, darling.
323
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,759
In the end, you can only do it
your way.
324
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,199
You do know you don't have to get
everything right first time?
325
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,040
Yeah. But I like to.
326
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,119
Shall we head back to the
oasis of calm?
327
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,800
Do we have to?
328
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,200
SQUEAKS
329
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,559
Where is everybody?
330
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,239
Did you murder them?
331
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,039
Buried them in the garden.
332
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,800
My hero.
333
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,439
Send you packing as well, did they?
334
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,359
I think I might have deserved it
this time, Brian.
335
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,959
If you were on a date with a guy
336
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,559
and you realised you didn't
fancy him,
337
00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,999
what would you say to get out of it?
338
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,279
Sausage bap, please.
339
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,359
Look, here's my list...
340
00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:07,719
Erm... Unforeseen food allergy,
pet bereavement,
341
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,839
say he looks too much like
my brother?
342
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,199
Hang on, how come you're on a date
with a bloke you don't fancy?
343
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,759
Well, I'm not.
344
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,959
I don't know that I don't
fancy him yet.
345
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,519
How about you just say, "I'm sorry,
I've realised this isn't
346
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,599
"going to work out and I don't want
to waste any more of
347
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,839
"your time or mine?"
348
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,719
It was much simpler in my day.
349
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,239
We didn't mess about with dates.
350
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,039
One minute you were snogging
a pimply lad
351
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:31,719
at an Elvis Costello concert,
the next, you were at the altar.
352
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,119
I still can't listen to
Oliver's Army without getting
353
00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,120
the distinct feeling
I've been conned.
354
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,959
Must be strange,
being out there again.
355
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,599
After all that time with Gary.
356
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,160
I haven't been on a first date
since I was 15.
357
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,119
Oh, God, what if it's him who tries
to find an excuse to leave?
358
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,039
Then just smile, wave him off
and make sure
359
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,480
he pays for the drinks
before he goes.
360
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,079
Just enjoy yourself. Take your time.
361
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:04,119
You'll find what you're looking for
in the end.
362
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:08,239
Or maybe you won't, you'll end up
divorced in your 30s, like me.
363
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,079
What about you, Brian,
ever gone big on the dating scene?
364
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,239
Never.
365
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,880
Can I have more water for my teabag?
366
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,999
If you want a quick escape,
you could always tell him
367
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,159
you're expecting a delivery
of ericaceous compost.
368
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,400
That's a good one. Thanks.
369
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,839
Thank you.
370
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,439
How's Katie? Is she doing all right?
371
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,720
I'm sure she'll be just fine.
Good luck.
372
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,839
I thought I might pop round
to see Katie later.
373
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,999
I'll report back if you like.
374
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,639
I'd leave them for tonight, Brian.
375
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,080
Yeah.
376
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,399
Let's tuck you in here.
There we go.
377
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,279
You're good at this. Oh, nobody's
good at this. Not really.
378
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,399
You are. I'm just practised.
Younger siblings.
379
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,160
Largely absent mum.
I'm acclimatised to chaos.
380
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,760
Oh, before I forget...
381
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,280
I put some stain remover on it.
It's too good to lose.
382
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,879
Are you going to be OK tonight?
383
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,119
Yeah. You were right.
I was overthinking it.
384
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,919
I just need some sleep.
385
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,280
Mick's offered to come round later,
thank God.
386
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,159
Great to see you guys.
387
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,719
Catch you later.
388
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,040
Yeah. Bye, mate.
389
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,480
Do you want me to go round
to Mick's place and beat him up?
390
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,799
Right. Well, take it easy, guys.
391
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,559
Thank you for all your help today.
392
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,359
Pleasure, Treasure. It was nothing.
393
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:58,200
It was fun. See you.
394
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,120
Is that Emma?
395
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,039
Who is she with?
396
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,360
Are those cycle shorts?
397
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,320
TV PLAYS
398
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,199
I don't want to look after you
the way that my mum looks after me.
399
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,000
I don't want that either.
400
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,000
Thank God for that.
401
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,159
SPEAKER RINGS
402
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,599
This is a reminder.
403
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,560
Ralph, now that you can walk,
it's your turn to make the tea.
404
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,439
Taught myself.
405
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,879
Right. I'm going to unplug her.
Don't you dare!
406
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,360
Tea.
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