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CREEPY VOICE: There
has always been light,
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and there has always
been darkness; Heaven
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and hell; Light and dark.
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Some believe this hell is
forged with fiery gates.
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And some believe there are
keys to unlock these gates.
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But time has brought us together
to answer one basic question...
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What do you believe?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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KAGE: Yeah?
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Hey, is this the, the House
of Hun... House of Horrors?
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KAGE: Turn around.
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Take a look.
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I hate haunted houses.
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[thunder]
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Love what you did
with the place.
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Very spooky.
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- Sick.
- Pretty cool, huh?
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No.
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No, I mean, like,
disgusting, sick.
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It's awesome.
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Kids love this shit.
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Yeah, it says here
you're western New.
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York's largest and most
terrifying haunted attraction.
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That's the rumor.
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Isn't there another
one around here?
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Like a Fright Planet or Scare
World or something like that?
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Yeah, but they're
just for kiddies.
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You want a real
scare, you come here.
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You the inspector?
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Turn around and take a look.
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Nice.
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Grab a white mask
and a butcher knife,
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and we'll put you to work.
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Oh, no, thank you.
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I'm more of a Christmas guy.
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Ooh. [Singing] Oh,
come all ye faithful.
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Nice.
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Yeah.
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Very clever.
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Just messing with you.
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Name's Kage.
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I'm Doug.
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It's a pleasure.
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So what you need from me?
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OK.
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Uh, I need full access
to the main circuit
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panels, fuse boxes,
generators if you got any.
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And I'll be checking the 220
lines, the secondary breakers,
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heating and cooling
systems, and the wiring
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for each primary outlet.
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[growling]
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What was that?
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What?
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That.
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KAGE: Just one of
our little toys.
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Tim told me to have the lobby
powered up for inspection.
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Tim is the owner, right?
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Is he... is he here?
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Primary's over there.
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Secondary's over there.
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220's behind the hell house.
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DOUG: Hell house.
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Terrific.
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Hey, you never know.
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We'll make a Halloween
fan out of you yet.
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No, no.
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Christmas fan, remember?
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Gotcha.
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You're leaving?
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Lunch.
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One hour.
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(SINGING) Oh, come
all ye faithful,
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joyful and triumphant.
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OK, great.
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I'll just hang out
here, do my thing,
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and check everything out.
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Wander around alone?
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Really?
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Come on.
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Kage?
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I don't get paid
enough for this shit.
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220 line's behind
the hell house.
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(SINGING) Raindrops on roses
and whiskers on kittens.
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Welcome to the hell house.
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I smell fresh blood.
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Listen closely and
heed my warnings.
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No smoking or open flames
allowed on the premises.
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Touch nothing, and nothing
shall touch you, Doug.
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[laughing]
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[music playing]
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Jesus.
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[laughter]
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[music box playing]
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[screaming]
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[children laughing]
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Behind the house
is the 220 line.
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It's just the houses.
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Behind the house,
find the 220 line.
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220.
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[music playing]
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OK, everyone, listen up.
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We've got just one month
to get this place up
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and running and open.
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All right?
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So that only gives us 30 days,
720 hours, and 43,000 minutes.
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So we don't have
any time to waste.
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Ain't never gonna happen.
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Al right.
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Tim's decided on two
new houses this year,
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so it's gonna be tight.
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But if all of us join
in and work together...
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It would be a miracle?
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Al right.
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Now, the theme this
year... the gates of hell.
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The gates of hell.
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Nice.
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Questionnaire.
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Codie?
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How do you expect
us to get two houses
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done in 30 days when we haven't
even seen a blueprint yet?
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Tim?
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Don't worry about it.
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By the time you got buried
alive and the gas chamber down,
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I'll have the new
houses all drawn up.
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Terrific.
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Al right.
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Codie, Dusty, you two get the
old houses down this week.
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Jamie, you're the art
director, so you get
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started on the set decorations.
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Why can't I work on
the sets with her?
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"Cause she's the set
designer, and you're way
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too short to ever reach
the top of the set.
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But you take really
nice pictures.
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Kage, you're in charge.
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Really?
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Wait a minute.
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Why is Kage in charge?
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Why the fuck not?
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Gee I don't know.
'Cause he's a dick?
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Look, Kage is second in
command when Tim's not around.
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OK, got it?
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Great.
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Hey, did that
inspector ever show up?
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Yeah.
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He was gone when I got back.
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- I assumed everything was fine.
- OK.
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Sandy, what's going
on with the auditions?
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We're all set for 3
o'clock this afternoon.
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I posted open auditions, so
we should get what we need.
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Keep the ads running
through tonight.
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When we get everybody we need,
you can pull everything then.
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You got it.
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Brenda, costumes?
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Everything's in except
for the demon lord.
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The dead priest costumes
came in this morning.
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Dead priest costumes?
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Really?
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Yeah, but the dead
altar boys just love 'em.
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I'll have the costume
room set up by tomorrow.
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That way we can start
assigning characters.
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Excellent.
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Surprised you got the time.
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Excuse me?
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Be a shame if
work got in the way
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of your nocturnal activities.
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Don't you worry about it, baby.
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I got time for both.
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Al right.
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Now, Pops, you're in
charge of maintenance,
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which is the bathrooms,
the dressing rooms,
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- and the garbage.
- Not a problem.
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All right, look.
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Now, everyone's schedule's
posted on the board.
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I expect everybody
to show up on time.
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You have got to
be ready for work.
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How did I know you
were going to say that?
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You tell me.
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You're the psychic, remember?
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Excuse me?
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What?
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KAGE: Rumor has
it you're psychic,
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just like your old lady.
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Here we go again.
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Really?
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That is so cool.
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Yeah, unless you end up
blowing your brains out, too.
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Like mother, like daughter.
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Wow.
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Wow, you are a dick.
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All right, Kage.
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Well, thank you for that.
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Um, anyone else?
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Any questions?
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OK.
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Let's get to work.
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[music playing]
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[chainsaw running]
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Nice try.
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KAGE (VOICEOVER): Like
mother, like daughter.
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CREEPY VOICE: We see you
have your mother's eyes.
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Your mother's eyes.
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Don't underestimate
your own abilities.
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KAGE (VOICEOVER):
You're the psychic.
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CREEPY VOICE: You come from
a long bloodline of seers.
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KAGE (VOICEOVER): You tell me.
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You're the psychic, remember?
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CREEPY VOICE: The gates of hell.
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WOMAN (VOICEOVER):
Go see the priest.
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Show him the photos.
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CREEPY VOICE: I have
something you want.
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JAMIE (VOICEOVER): Every
time it gets brought
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up, I get mocked for it.
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CREEPY VOICE: Some
things you need.
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KAGE (VOICEOVER):
Yeah, unless you end up
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blowing your brains out, too.
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00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,841
JAMIE (VOICEOVER):
You knew my mother?
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00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:35,144
KAGE (VOICEOVER): Like mother...
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00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,824
CREEPY VOICE: We
know your mother.
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KAGE (VOICEOVER): Like daughter.
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Jesus!
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What the hell, Brenda?
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I'm sorry, baby.
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I just had to.
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So, what are you doing back
here all by your lonesome?
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Pictures.
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Oh, yeah?
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For what?
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Web, posters, brochures.
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What do you care?
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Don't get upset.
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00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,438
I was just wondering.
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So is it true?
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00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:56,612
What?
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00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:00,282
You know, what they
say about short guys.
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I don't know.
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00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:02,617
Want do they say?
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That they're hung like monsters.
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Are we?
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I don't know.
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There's only one
way to find out.
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So it's true, what they say.
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No.
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Not even close.
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Jesus!
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What the hell?
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Don't ever do that to me again!
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What the fuck are you doing?
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00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,276
Really?
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Relax.
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Kage told us to come find you.
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00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,363
We have auditions in an hour.
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00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:22,695
Kage can suck my left one.
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00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,283
Nice.
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Come back around midnight to
get started on the houses.
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Midnight?
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00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:28,662
Tonight?
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Does Tim know about this?
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00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,000
No, but he'll be happy to
see that buried alive is down,
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and it'll give you a
chance to start painting.
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You all right?
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00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,093
I'm fine.
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00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,428
Tim's got the keys.
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How are we gonna get in?
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Oh, I don't know.
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00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,975
Maybe with the spare key?
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00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:53,437
What is with you and
that freaking camera?
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Sorry.
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Coming?
272
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:10,037
[music playing]
273
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:33,811
Money.
274
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,855
Yep.
275
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,731
Hellspawn.
276
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,900
Got it.
277
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,192
Crucified nun.
278
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:44,572
Seriously?
279
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:45,864
Come on.
280
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,449
Who doesn't love
a crucified nun?
281
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:51,078
OK, here they are.
282
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,370
Dead priest costumes.
283
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,290
Excellent.
284
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,022
- Any word on the demon lord?
- Not yet.
285
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,209
But I got a call in.
286
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,141
They promise it by the
13th at the latest.
287
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:03,132
Oh, by the way,
this came for you.
288
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:06,427
We're getting props from the
Middle East now, or what?
289
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:08,220
Not a fucking clue.
290
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,698
Gwar concert tonight. You going?
291
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,306
What do you think?
292
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:12,433
Backstage passes, baby.
293
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,976
Backstage passes?
294
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,269
You suck.
295
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:16,561
Yeah.
296
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:20,232
That's why it's good to be me.
297
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,942
[electrical zapping]
298
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,821
What the hell was that?
299
00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,114
TIM: AC unit, again?
300
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,657
Dude, this is bullshit.
301
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,911
I fixed this last week.
302
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,079
Obviously.
303
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,371
Where's the key?
304
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,545
No key.
305
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:42,837
Don't look at me, man.
306
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,632
I am not getting
blamed for this one.
307
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,217
We got auditions in
an hour and a news crew
308
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:48,886
coming in 30 minutes.
309
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:49,762
AC?
310
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:51,054
Fix it.
311
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,184
And find the fucking key!
312
00:23:58,854 --> 00:23:59,438
You heard him.
313
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:00,730
What?
314
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:03,858
I'll find the key.
315
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:08,321
Yup.
316
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:12,617
Yup.
317
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,165
Yeah.
318
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,960
No.
319
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,170
No.
320
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,462
No.
321
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:30,218
Yeah.
322
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:35,431
What?
323
00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:36,516
She said it was fine.
324
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,561
Print it.
325
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:46,986
Hold on.
326
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,277
Go back one.
327
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,198
What is that?
328
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,410
Tim being a dick.
329
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,870
No, behind him.
330
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,709
Beats me.
331
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,001
Weird.
332
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,337
Print it.
333
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,680
[music playing]
334
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,116
What's up, baby?
335
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:57,574
[screaming]
336
00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:00,368
Fuck.
337
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,729
I don't get paid
enough for this shit.
338
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:33,443
[creaking]
339
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:24,953
[music playing]
340
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,842
Nothing.
341
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:24,304
[children laughing]
342
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:20,193
Come on, baby.
343
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,485
Shit!
344
00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:28,409
Word.
345
00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:53,435
[children laughing]
346
00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:04,529
[growling]
347
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,674
Everybody stand by!
348
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:25,467
Tim, right?
349
00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:27,219
Yeah, that's me.
350
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:30,639
We go live in three, two, one!
351
00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:32,641
For the past 10
years, the Buffalo area
352
00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:35,936
has gotten the yell scared out
of itself, and for two very
353
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,480
good reasons... to
benefit Variety Club kids
354
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:41,400
and also provide western New
York with its largest and most
355
00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,235
terrifying haunted attraction.
356
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,695
Standing by live with me
is Tim Bunch, the owner
357
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,364
of the House of Horrors.
358
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:49,675
And this year promises to be
bigger and better than ever
359
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:50,367
before.
360
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:51,243
Welcome, Tim.
361
00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:52,744
Thanks for having me.
362
00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:54,597
So tell me a little bit
about the House of Horrors
363
00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:56,432
and what you have planned
for this Halloween season.
364
00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:59,000
Well, this is gonna be our 11th
year here in Buffalo, New York.
365
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:03,255
And we are the biggest,
best, baddest haunted house
366
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:06,133
in western New York...
The best monsters,
367
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,761
the best props, the best
effects, the best animatronics.
368
00:32:10,053 --> 00:32:12,013
We've got five different
houses this year,
369
00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:13,932
all themed on the gates of hell.
370
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:17,185
We're over 50,000 square feet,
and we're one of the biggest
371
00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:19,020
haunted attractions
in the country,
372
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,773
and we've also been rated
one of the top attractions
373
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,066
in the United States.
374
00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:24,818
You've never seen
anything like this.
375
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,295
Now, you're one
of several haunted
376
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,319
attractions in the area.
377
00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:28,113
Is that correct?
378
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:29,990
Yeah, but they all suck.
379
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,993
If you want to get a really
good scare, you come here.
380
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,495
If you want to see the biggest
haunted houses, the most
381
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:38,457
amazing props and monsters
you've ever seen instead
382
00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:41,543
of piles of garbage laying
around every corner you turn,
383
00:32:41,835 --> 00:32:43,253
this is where you want to be.
384
00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:46,798
And I guarantee you none of our
props will fall off the roof
385
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:48,425
and almost kill you.
386
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:50,736
And it certainly looks like
you're gearing up for one
387
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,928
heck of a Halloween season.
388
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,556
That's one hell of a
Halloween season, John.
389
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,224
I stand corrected.
390
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,060
And that's Tim Bunch, owner
of the House of Horrors.
391
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,688
We'll check back as
Halloween gets closer.
392
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,064
Back to you, Erv.
393
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,484
Clear!
394
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:07,235
Hey, man, thanks for coming out.
395
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:08,862
I really appreciate it.
396
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,154
Wasn't my idea.
397
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,656
I hate this Halloween bullshit.
398
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:12,949
Wrap it up, everybody!
399
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,826
We got 30 minutes
to head to Lockport!
400
00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:17,662
Whoa, we got a breaking
news story in Lockport?
401
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,539
Nah, interview.
402
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,191
Some guy made a
movie about a shark
403
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,210
that kills people in the snow.
404
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,420
Go figure.
405
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:26,213
All right, people!
406
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,505
Let's go!
407
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,345
Everybody's outside
for auditions.
408
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:49,110
You ready?
409
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:52,113
Let 'em in.
410
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:55,617
[church bells ringing]
411
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:59,120
[music playing]
412
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,236
[phone ringing]
413
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,865
Father Michaels.
414
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,468
MALE SPEAKER (ON
PHONE): Mike, it's Dan.
415
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,952
Everything's set
up, ready to go.
416
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:41,705
6 o'clock tonight,
Buffalo theater district.
417
00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:43,582
You excited?
418
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:44,958
Do I have a choice?
419
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:45,959
MALE SPEAKER (ON PHONE):
We started the book
420
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,460
tour in Buffalo on purpose.
421
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,752
Hometown boy does good and
all that crap, remember?
422
00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:50,879
Mhm.
423
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,071
MALE SPEAKER (ON PHONE): So
do the gig, take the money,
424
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,263
and don't worry about it.
425
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:01,641
[music playing]
426
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,018
Mike?
427
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:11,775
Mike?
428
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:15,572
[music playing]
429
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,974
OK, what the hell is this?
430
00:35:46,519 --> 00:35:47,519
A picture.
431
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:48,886
You know damn well what I mean.
432
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,750
When were you planning
on telling me about this?
433
00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:53,234
I took a bunch of shots, and
some weird shit showed up.
434
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:54,069
So what?
435
00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:55,820
So what?
436
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:57,506
Did it ever occur to you that
this might be more up my alley
437
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,031
than yours?
438
00:35:58,323 --> 00:35:59,323
I'm sorry I forgot.
439
00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:01,117
Next time something
freaky happens,
440
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:02,489
consult your local psychic.
441
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:03,203
Fuck you.
442
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,330
All right, relax.
443
00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:06,622
He was kidding.
444
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:13,421
Listen, all this talk
about my mom being psychic,
445
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:18,259
it just... I don't
know... gets to me.
446
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,094
Why?
447
00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:20,386
'Cause it's true?
448
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,471
No.
449
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:22,823
Because every time
it gets brought up,
450
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,057
I get mocked for it.
451
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:25,349
It's Kage.
452
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,686
He's just dicking around.
453
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:28,977
It's a joke.
454
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,024
A joke.
455
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,356
Listen, half the time you
get pissed 'cause we don't
456
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:36,903
treat you like one of the guys.
457
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,406
And when we do treat you
like one of the guys,
458
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,325
you still get pissed.
459
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:43,777
So what do you want us to do?
460
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:47,913
I saw something.
461
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,458
What?
462
00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:54,170
It was just staring at me.
463
00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:58,924
What'd it look like?
464
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,180
That.
465
00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:07,100
[music playing]
466
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,916
And find the fucking key.
467
00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:41,634
50,000 square feet
of haunted house,
468
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:45,847
and all he wants me to do
is find the fucking key.
469
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,911
[funhouse music playing]
470
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:10,497
Really?
471
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:11,956
Thank you.
472
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:15,418
[funhouse music playing]
473
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,687
[laughter]
474
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,442
[funhouse music playing]
475
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,101
[music stops]
476
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,104
Finally.
477
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,480
Thank you!
478
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:21,359
[phone ringing]
479
00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:26,990
[FUNHOUSE MUSIC PLAYING ON
PHONE]
480
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:43,464
[music playing]
481
00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:47,468
[laughter]
482
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,972
[music playing]
483
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,862
[funhouse music playing]
484
00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:51,324
[laughter]
485
00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,494
[funhouse music playing]
486
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:00,415
[phone ringing]
487
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:01,626
Hello?
488
00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:03,020
TIM (ON PHONE): Where
the fuck is Kage?
489
00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:04,104
We're starting the auditions.
490
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,128
I don't know.
491
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:06,357
Last time I saw him,
he was with you.
492
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:07,566
TIM (ON PHONE): The AC was out.
493
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:08,990
I told him to go
fix it an hour ago.
494
00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:11,719
Then the fucking spare
house key turns up missing.
495
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,012
Really?
496
00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:14,744
The spare house key
turns up missing?
497
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:16,492
TIM (ON PHONE): Brenda
went to find the key.
498
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:18,142
Now go find Kage.
499
00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:19,477
OK, everyone.
500
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:20,895
Listen up. All right.
501
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,480
This is the way it's gonna work.
502
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:24,833
We're gonna do a short
interview with every one of you,
503
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:27,068
then Pops will take
you one at a time
504
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,820
into a room in the hell house.
505
00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:32,115
Two minutes later, Tim, Pops,
and I are gonna come through.
506
00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:34,784
You've got one chance to
scare the hell out of us.
507
00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:36,160
If you do, you're hired.
508
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:37,492
If not, see you next year.
509
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:38,997
Al right.
510
00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:42,250
Everybody form a line, and
we'll call you in one at a time.
511
00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:43,751
Now what?
512
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,043
Where's Dusty?
513
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:46,355
He's in body harvesters
taking pictures.
514
00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:46,879
Get him.
515
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:47,880
We got to find Kage.
516
00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,172
Terrific.
517
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:52,677
Al right.
518
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,446
So why do you want to
work at a haunted house?
519
00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:56,310
Because my parole officer
told me to get a job.
520
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,517
[music playing]
521
00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:02,437
Next.
522
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:03,855
Al right.
523
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,374
So why do you want to
work at a haunted house?
524
00:42:05,398 --> 00:42:06,524
Oh, my God.
525
00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:08,860
It is so creepy, and I
just love creepy stuff.
526
00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:12,655
I get to wear all black, which
is totally fashion forward.
527
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,532
And I can wear
black nail polish.
528
00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:17,285
And the other monsters
are really cute.
529
00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:18,077
Next!
530
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:21,456
[music playing]
531
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:26,723
Why do you want to work
at a haunted house?
532
00:42:26,836 --> 00:42:29,505
Well, to be honest,
I just thought
533
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:32,508
it kinda sounded really hot.
534
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,260
Any experience?
535
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:35,261
No.
536
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,804
Transportation?
537
00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:37,680
No.
538
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:39,223
Can you work weekends?
539
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:40,016
No.
540
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:43,311
[music playing]
541
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,187
Welcome aboard.
542
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,066
DUSTY: Kage?
543
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:57,325
Kage?
544
00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:58,617
Figures.
545
00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:00,953
The one person I
hate the most, I
546
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:02,622
have to waste time looking for.
547
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,114
You know what your problem is?
548
00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:05,625
Oh, please, enlighten me.
549
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,085
DUSTY: Kage?
550
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:08,002
No balls.
551
00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:08,878
Excuse me?
552
00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:10,170
You heard me.
553
00:43:10,379 --> 00:43:11,739
Yep, I have to
agree with that one.
554
00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,192
What is that supposed to mean?
555
00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:14,884
Kage messes with
you, you ignore it.
556
00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:16,803
Tim gives you shit,
you walk away.
557
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,095
No balls.
558
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:18,971
Maybe I figure it's just a waste
559
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:19,931
of time arguing with morons.
560
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:20,807
What do you mean?
561
00:43:21,099 --> 00:43:22,099
Am I arguing with you?
562
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:22,767
No.
563
00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:23,559
See?
564
00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:24,851
Works.
565
00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:27,021
Hey, guys?
566
00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,313
Over here.
567
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:31,566
Bitch.
568
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,912
Better call Tim.
569
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:44,204
Like, now.
570
00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:48,751
OK, this is your room.
571
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:52,213
Now, remember, if you
scare us, you got the job.
572
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:54,757
So how do I know if I did good?
573
00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,769
Everybody's rated on
a scale from one to 10.
574
00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:57,635
OK.
575
00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:59,011
So I'm going for a 10.
576
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:02,723
Sweetheart, I've been
here lots of years.
577
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:04,015
Nobody gets a 10.
578
00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:15,111
[children laughing]
579
00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:26,497
[music playing]
580
00:44:36,632 --> 00:44:39,886
[music playing]
581
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:42,137
Two.
582
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:42,930
One.
583
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:43,931
Zero.
584
00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:47,393
[music playing]
585
00:44:52,565 --> 00:44:55,318
Oogie boogie!
586
00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:56,777
Two.
587
00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,069
Zero.
588
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,152
I thought he was fabulous.
589
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:17,757
This house is mine.
590
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:24,597
The demons of hell are here.
591
00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:27,058
Fuck you!
592
00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:29,018
Fuck all of you.
593
00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:32,939
[music playing]
594
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:37,275
10.
595
00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:41,364
What's up, Dusty?
596
00:45:41,656 --> 00:45:43,175
Think you might want to
come back to body harvesters.
597
00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:43,866
What's the matter?
598
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,158
Did you find Kage?
599
00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:46,994
No, not exactly.
600
00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:48,286
Not exactly?
601
00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:49,664
What the fuck does that mean?
602
00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:52,833
We found his hat, sweatshirt,
and a bunch of blood
603
00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,335
on the wall.
604
00:45:54,627 --> 00:45:56,021
Definitely looks like his
twisted sense of humor.
605
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:56,629
Forget it.
606
00:45:56,921 --> 00:45:57,921
He's fucking with you.
607
00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,048
Get back up here.
608
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,926
Auditions are over,
and I'm gonna lock up.
609
00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:04,136
OK.
610
00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:06,847
Guess it's his idea
of a sick joke.
611
00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:08,599
Can we eat now?
612
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,226
I'm hungry.
613
00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:11,518
Really?
614
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:23,781
- I'm out.
- Sounds good.
615
00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:25,717
When I'm done with the
new girl, I'm out of here.
616
00:46:25,741 --> 00:46:26,741
Have a good night.
617
00:46:40,214 --> 00:46:41,214
Al right.
618
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:42,591
Is it just me?
619
00:46:42,883 --> 00:46:45,136
Because if it is,
somebody needs to say so.
620
00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:46,512
What?
621
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:49,849
Everything at the house,
it just seems weird.
622
00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:51,225
What do you mean?
623
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:54,228
Your photos and your
visions and... and Tim.
624
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,105
I mean, I don't know.
625
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:56,897
He's just acting...
626
00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:57,815
Like a dick?
627
00:46:58,107 --> 00:46:58,816
No, more than that.
628
00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:01,986
He's just weird.
629
00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:04,363
It's not Tim.
630
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,655
What do you mean?
631
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:11,411
Hello?
632
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,839
OK, some priest wrote a book.
633
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,131
So?
634
00:47:23,174 --> 00:47:24,374
He's giving a lecture tonight.
635
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,136
You need to go.
636
00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:32,807
Both of you.
637
00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:34,810
Obvious question... why?
638
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:39,106
You just do.
639
00:47:39,398 --> 00:47:41,942
Don't tell me... another
one of your feelings, right?
640
00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:44,254
Did you ever think that maybe
there's something seriously
641
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,339
wrong going on at the house?
642
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:45,863
Hello?
643
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:47,198
I just said that.
644
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:49,050
He's apparently an
expert in demonology.
645
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,493
Ghosts.
646
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,957
Evil.
647
00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:57,917
Evil?
648
00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,335
What is she talking about?
649
00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:00,711
Go see the priest.
650
00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,003
Show him the photos.
651
00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:02,838
OK.
652
00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:04,298
So we go see this priest.
653
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:07,468
What are you gonna do?
654
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:08,760
I'm not sure.
655
00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,224
You're not sure?
656
00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:16,227
Didn't you ever do
anything based on a feeling?
657
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:17,686
A gut reaction?
658
00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:20,439
Not that didn't
involve drinking.
659
00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,011
You two are a
real piece of work.
660
00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:24,193
You know that?
661
00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:25,485
Call me later.
662
00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:26,728
Let me know what you find out.
663
00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:31,450
A lecture.
664
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:32,742
Great.
665
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:43,671
[music playing]
666
00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:12,074
So, did you enjoy your audition?
667
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:15,536
[music playing]
668
00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:17,997
Do you still want the job?
669
00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:21,459
[music playing]
670
00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:25,754
Are you sure?
671
00:49:26,046 --> 00:49:29,758
You've been a very naughty
girl, loitering around outside
672
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,260
after everybody left.
673
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:38,809
So any experience?
674
00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:40,101
Transportation?
675
00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:44,565
Can you work weekends?
676
00:49:58,579 --> 00:49:59,830
Welcome aboard.
677
00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:21,810
[music playing]
678
00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:27,190
Congratulations.
679
00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,738
You got the job.
680
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:36,242
[music playing]
681
00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:41,705
[applause]
682
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:05,187
There's always been light, and
there's always been darkness.
683
00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:12,361
It's the cosmic and fundamental
truth of opposites... perfectly
684
00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:16,699
balanced, perfectly structured.
685
00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:23,581
Heaven and hell, yin and
yang, light and dark.
686
00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:26,834
The duality of
science and mythology
687
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:31,088
are indeed at the
core of everything
688
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:37,678
that exists in this world
and everything beyond it.
689
00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:38,970
MAN: Devil worshipper!
690
00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:41,515
[laughter and applause]
691
00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:43,684
Obviously someone who's
never read my books.
692
00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:47,021
[laughter and applause]
693
00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:51,567
The ancient mythologies and
the religions of the world
694
00:51:51,859 --> 00:51:54,737
are essentially correct.
695
00:51:55,029 --> 00:51:57,615
They're all based
on the same truth.
696
00:51:57,906 --> 00:52:01,160
None of them, however,
tell the complete story.
697
00:52:01,452 --> 00:52:04,997
According to each of their
prospective myths and legends,
698
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:09,668
the dark ones, or demons,
were cast of the light
699
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,213
to a dark and foreboding place.
700
00:52:13,505 --> 00:52:17,426
The Christians call it hell.
701
00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:20,888
The Egyptians were
thrown to the devourer,
702
00:52:21,180 --> 00:52:25,351
and the Native Americans simply
called it the underworld.
703
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:30,022
Some believe this hell was
forged with fiery gates.
704
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:34,902
And some believe there are
keys to unlock these gates.
705
00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:37,696
But time has brought us
together this evening
706
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:45,871
to answer one basic question...
What do you believe?
707
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:53,545
Awesome talk, Father.
708
00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:55,297
Really awesome.
709
00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:59,885
Always a pleasure to entertain
and enlighten the common man.
710
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,177
Awesome.
711
00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:02,822
So how's the book
tour going so far?
712
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,516
Let's just say it's
been a financially
713
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:07,434
fascinating experience.
714
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:08,936
I followed everything you do.
715
00:53:09,228 --> 00:53:11,355
I've read all of your books.
716
00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:13,857
Flattering.
717
00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:14,650
Slightly scary.
718
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:15,942
Uh, next?
719
00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:27,996
Book to sign?
720
00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:30,016
Actually, we need to talk
to you for a couple minutes.
721
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,000
Unfortunately,
gentlemen, this is a book
722
00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:34,920
signing, not a coffee shop.
723
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:35,754
Next?
724
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,046
It's important.
725
00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:50,352
Perhaps you're right.
726
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,813
This conversation may be
better served in my office.
727
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:15,002
[music playing]
728
00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:01,215
[flies buzzing]
729
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,218
[phone ringing]
730
00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:06,512
Hello?
731
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:07,387
Hey.
732
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:08,764
Where the hell are you?
733
00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:11,183
Honestly, I'm not even
sure, so don't ask.
734
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,203
Look, I don't know what
you're going through,
735
00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:14,895
but we just talked
to that priest.
736
00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:17,397
You know, the one
you told us to go to?
737
00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:19,066
Did you even show
him the photos?
738
00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:20,067
Yeah.
739
00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:21,902
He seemed oddly interested.
740
00:55:22,194 --> 00:55:24,363
Apparently, we're
going to his office.
741
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:27,616
So I'll meet you at
the house later on.
742
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:31,036
CREEPY VOICE: Only through
the blood of the pure,
743
00:55:31,328 --> 00:55:36,375
the worthy, can the gates of
hell be permanently resolved.
744
00:55:39,753 --> 00:55:40,753
Hello?
745
00:56:08,866 --> 00:56:12,160
[music playing]
746
00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:44,151
Not exactly what I
thought a priest's office
747
00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:46,695
would look like, but I like it.
748
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:47,987
Ex-priest.
749
00:56:48,196 --> 00:56:49,740
Says here that
you spent two years
750
00:56:50,032 --> 00:56:51,825
battling the demons of hell?
751
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:53,118
Exorcisms.
752
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:53,911
Yeah?
753
00:56:54,202 --> 00:56:54,870
Oh, yeah.
754
00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:56,162
I was pretty good, too.
755
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:57,748
Those demons hated me.
756
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,666
So what happened?
757
00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:02,336
Let's take a closer look
at those photos, shall we?
758
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,844
You took these?
759
00:57:11,136 --> 00:57:12,536
Nothing showed up
in the viewfinder.
760
00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:15,682
But when I saw them on
the computer, I saw that.
761
00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:16,974
Hmm.
762
00:57:17,142 --> 00:57:17,684
Odd.
763
00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:18,560
OK.
764
00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:19,937
So what the hell is it?
765
00:57:20,228 --> 00:57:22,522
That, gentlemen, is
a very good question.
766
00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:24,983
Ever seen anything
like that before?
767
00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:25,859
No.
768
00:57:26,151 --> 00:57:27,151
Can't say that I have.
769
00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:28,278
Come on, man.
770
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:30,006
We sat through your
whole boring lecture.
771
00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,406
Tell us something.
772
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:33,134
Friend of ours told us you
were some kind of expert in...
773
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:33,867
What?
774
00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:36,995
I don't know, supernatural?
775
00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:38,664
Ghosts?
776
00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,248
Demons?
777
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,085
Uh, my expertise is in
historical and written accounts
778
00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:48,465
of ancient biblical prophecies
and folklore, not ghosts.
779
00:57:48,757 --> 00:57:50,676
With an occasional
exorcism on the side.
780
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:51,969
Really?
781
00:57:52,260 --> 00:57:53,740
With a title like
"The Gates of Hell"?
782
00:57:53,845 --> 00:57:56,974
Got you to spend 50 bucks
of my lecture, didn't it?
783
00:57:57,265 --> 00:57:58,517
Ouch.
784
00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:00,849
That's our exact theme this
year, the gates of hell.
785
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,418
Strange coincidence,
don't you think?
786
00:58:02,521 --> 00:58:06,066
Oh, uh, two shots of my
favorite poison, please?
787
00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:07,484
Wow.
788
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:09,653
So obviously not much
of a priest these days.
789
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:12,322
I spent 25 years
of my life dedicated
790
00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:14,783
to the church and my faith.
791
00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:16,493
I followed the rules.
792
00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:21,331
I surrendered my career, my
chastity, my allegiance to God.
793
00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:25,002
I gave up everything and only
asked for one thing in return.
794
00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:26,293
What was that?
795
00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:31,299
Respect.
796
00:58:31,591 --> 00:58:36,388
I found out later the church was
not so tolerant of my questions
797
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:38,765
and my curiosity.
798
00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:40,057
So I left.
799
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:41,668
But you still use
the title Father.
800
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,895
Once a father, always a father.
801
00:58:47,315 --> 00:58:49,359
Besides, I still have
my priest collar.
802
00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:57,784
Somewhere.
803
00:58:58,076 --> 00:58:59,076
[burp]
804
00:58:59,369 --> 00:59:00,369
Wow.
805
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:05,666
OK.
806
00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:07,061
All the cameras
and all the houses
807
00:59:07,085 --> 00:59:08,365
can be viewed from
this location.
808
00:59:08,462 --> 00:59:10,213
So everything's automatic?
809
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:16,386
We can switch rooms from
here to here and over to here.
810
00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:18,430
So how many cameras
are in there?
811
00:59:18,722 --> 00:59:19,722
Lots.
812
00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,102
Wow, really?
813
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:24,978
Mhm.
814
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:26,270
Really.
815
00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:31,276
Who is that?
816
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:32,694
Good question.
817
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:35,238
We're supposed to be
the only ones in here.
818
00:59:35,530 --> 00:59:36,198
OK.
819
00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:37,490
So what do we do?
820
00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:39,701
Um, go take a look.
821
00:59:39,993 --> 00:59:40,993
Me?
822
00:59:41,161 --> 00:59:43,080
Yeah, it's part
of your training.
823
00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:43,872
Really?
824
00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:44,748
Mhm.
825
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,040
Really.
826
00:59:51,296 --> 00:59:52,296
[fart]
827
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:55,842
Great.
828
00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:59,346
[music playing]
829
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:16,279
OK, so?
830
01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:18,698
Uh, there's nobody here.
831
01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:19,990
Well, somebody was there.
832
01:00:20,117 --> 01:00:21,117
Look around.
833
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,081
Jesus Christ.
834
01:00:26,373 --> 01:00:28,613
You want something done right,
you got to do it yourself.
835
01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:32,586
[fart]
836
01:00:37,259 --> 01:00:37,926
OK.
837
01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:39,719
So can I come back now?
838
01:00:40,011 --> 01:00:43,223
[static]
839
01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,608
Gentlemen, this conversation
has been most entertaining,
840
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,779
although I'm still not sure
what assistance I'm gonna be
841
01:00:58,071 --> 01:00:59,489
able to provide in this matter.
842
01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:00,949
So that's it?
843
01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:01,741
Really?
844
01:01:02,033 --> 01:01:03,160
I don't get it.
845
01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:04,720
I mean, if you didn't
think you can help us,
846
01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:06,079
then why are we here?
847
01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:08,748
This book tour's not only
going to be extraordinarily
848
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,543
long, but extraordinarily dull.
849
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:14,796
So I took advantage of the
company of you fine gentleman
850
01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:19,259
to bask in the glory of this
fine establishment, for which I
851
01:01:19,551 --> 01:01:21,011
shall be forever grateful.
852
01:01:21,303 --> 01:01:21,803
Thank you, my dear.
853
01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:23,096
Al right.
854
01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:24,868
Let's head back and
meet up with Jamie
855
01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:28,476
and see if we can find out
anything about this altar.
856
01:01:28,768 --> 01:01:29,811
Altar?
857
01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:32,272
We saw it on screen
during your lecture.
858
01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:33,724
Figured it must be something.
859
01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:40,655
[music playing]
860
01:01:41,489 --> 01:01:42,073
What?
861
01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:43,365
Oh, sure.
862
01:01:43,491 --> 01:01:45,118
Now he's interested.
863
01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:47,250
Dude, if you're getting
something, let us know.
864
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:52,918
Gentlemen, this
has been a pleasure,
865
01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:54,836
but I seriously must be going.
866
01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:57,172
What is it?
867
01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:58,548
Goodnight, gentlemen.
868
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:02,010
[music playing]
869
01:02:58,900 --> 01:02:59,900
I know you.
870
01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:06,365
From visions.
871
01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:13,373
Why?
872
01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:16,376
We were waiting.
873
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:17,668
Waiting?
874
01:03:21,006 --> 01:03:22,006
Waiting.
875
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:35,562
We see you have
your mother's eyes.
876
01:03:35,854 --> 01:03:38,773
Your mother's eyes.
877
01:03:39,065 --> 01:03:40,817
You knew my mother?
878
01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:42,193
We know your mother.
879
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:49,658
Don't we?
880
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:53,204
We?
881
01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:57,834
You're not a mother, are you?
882
01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:16,895
What brings you this deep
into our woods, Miss Jamie?
883
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:18,187
I don't know.
884
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:19,481
I just felt like I...
885
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:22,734
[laughter]
886
01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:27,489
I'm just fucking with you.
887
01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:31,034
You're here because I
have something you want,
888
01:04:31,326 --> 01:04:34,371
something you need.
889
01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:35,705
And that is?
890
01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:39,334
Don't underestimate
your own abilities.
891
01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:46,216
You come from a long
bloodline of seers.
892
01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:53,473
So tell me, what do you want?
893
01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:54,765
Information.
894
01:04:54,808 --> 01:04:56,726
About what?
895
01:04:57,018 --> 01:04:57,519
I don't know.
896
01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:58,311
You know!
897
01:04:58,603 --> 01:04:59,938
Push yourself!
898
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:00,730
Evil.
899
01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:03,400
What kind of evil?
900
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:04,317
It's everywhere.
901
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:05,609
Be more specific.
902
01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:08,696
An altar.
903
01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:10,782
What kind of altar?
904
01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:11,699
I don't know!
905
01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:13,034
- You do know!
- Stop!
906
01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:14,035
Tell me now!
907
01:05:14,327 --> 01:05:15,327
The satanic altar!
908
01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:15,995
Where?
909
01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:19,416
At the House of Horrors.
910
01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:21,835
Good.
911
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:23,294
Very good.
912
01:05:26,464 --> 01:05:29,592
There has always
been light, and there
913
01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:34,973
has always been darkness,
perfectly balanced
914
01:05:35,265 --> 01:05:37,559
and perfectly structured.
915
01:05:37,851 --> 01:05:44,524
This altar is ancient
and part of that balance.
916
01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:51,990
Many times has it been passed
down, lost, nearly destroyed.
917
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:55,160
No one knows exactly
how old it is.
918
01:05:57,996 --> 01:06:00,331
But its purpose is clear.
919
01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:03,126
But what is it?
920
01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:05,336
A lock.
921
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:06,628
To what?
922
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:13,178
Hell.
923
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:14,846
Hell?
924
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:22,187
If reassembled, it will open
the gates of hell on Earth.
925
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:23,479
Revelation.
926
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,109
This can be stopped.
927
01:06:28,401 --> 01:06:29,903
Mmm.
928
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:32,155
There must be a way.
929
01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:35,658
The blood of the worthy.
930
01:06:35,950 --> 01:06:37,076
Excuse me?
931
01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:42,332
Only through the blood
of the worthy, the pure,
932
01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:47,462
can the gates of hell
be permanently resolved.
933
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:48,421
Pure?
934
01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:49,839
Leaves me out.
935
01:06:50,131 --> 01:06:51,966
No shit.
936
01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,511
I never said you.
937
01:06:54,802 --> 01:06:56,554
I don't understand.
938
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:57,846
Whose blood?
939
01:06:58,056 --> 01:06:59,056
How do you expect me to...
940
01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:21,079
[music playing]
941
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:52,235
[inaudible].
942
01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:55,196
Gates of hell.
943
01:07:55,488 --> 01:07:58,700
[music playing]
944
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:07,583
No.
945
01:08:17,385 --> 01:08:18,720
DUSTY: OK, so now what?
946
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:20,012
I don't know.
947
01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:21,407
Wait to hear from
Jamie, I guess.
948
01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:23,391
And you have no
idea where she is?
949
01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:24,767
Nope.
950
01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:25,685
She goes her own way.
951
01:08:25,977 --> 01:08:26,477
You know that.
952
01:08:26,769 --> 01:08:27,312
[phone ringing]
953
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:29,439
Finally.
954
01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:30,440
Hello?
955
01:08:30,732 --> 01:08:33,318
This altar has one purpose.
956
01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:34,152
Jamie?
957
01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:34,944
Hang on.
958
01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:36,321
Who is this?
959
01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:39,449
Listen, don't talk.
960
01:08:39,741 --> 01:08:44,829
The altar is a lock, a
lock to the gates of hell.
961
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,121
Father Michaels?
962
01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:48,333
A lock passed down for centuries
963
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,960
by those who want the
infestation of evil
964
01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:52,629
to inherit the Earth.
965
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,339
OK, wait a minute.
966
01:08:54,631 --> 01:08:56,132
The gates of hell?
967
01:08:56,424 --> 01:08:59,886
If the altar is reassembled,
if the lock is opened,
968
01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:02,472
so will the gates of
hell, and absolute evil
969
01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:05,725
will again reign supreme.
970
01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:08,311
There is always a guardian
whose sole purpose
971
01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:10,480
is to protect the
altar and someone
972
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:16,319
close to it who watches it,
who has complete access to it.
973
01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:20,156
It's this person
who must be stopped.
974
01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:22,450
Listen, Father, I'm not
sure I'm buying this.
975
01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:31,125
Neither am I. Nothing
more I can tell you.
976
01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:32,417
Nothing more.
977
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,716
Hello?
978
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,093
OK.
979
01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:40,968
OK?
980
01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:42,929
What the hell is this?
981
01:09:43,221 --> 01:09:44,221
Where are you going?
982
01:09:44,472 --> 01:09:45,532
Back to the house
to wait for Jamie.
983
01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:46,057
What about me?
984
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:47,349
Tim's house.
985
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:48,433
Two blocks.
986
01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:49,060
Elm Street.
987
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:50,352
Tim's house?
988
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,538
- What the hell for?
- Don't know.
989
01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:52,562
Look around.
990
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:53,856
Try to find something unusual.
991
01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:55,316
He's at the Gwar concert.
992
01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:56,943
Trust me, he's gonna be late.
993
01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:57,735
Wait.
994
01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:59,070
How do I get in?
995
01:09:59,362 --> 01:09:59,946
I don't know.
996
01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:01,238
Use your imagination.
997
01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:13,835
Shit.
998
01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:17,296
[music playing]
999
01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:17,815
[screaming]
1000
01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:36,626
[music playing]
1001
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:21,123
OK, where the
hell have you been?
1002
01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:22,415
So what'd you find out?
1003
01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:23,541
Not much.
1004
01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:24,251
Bunch of bullshit.
1005
01:14:24,543 --> 01:14:25,586
Where were you?
1006
01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:27,129
It's not bullshit.
1007
01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:28,881
Excuse me?
1008
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:31,884
The altar in the voodoo room,
it's some type of ancient lock
1009
01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:33,386
or gate or something.
1010
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:35,596
Yeah, that's what
the priest said, too.
1011
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,768
I thought you said you
didn't find anything out.
1012
01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:40,327
You don't seriously expect me
to believe any of this voodoo
1013
01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:41,351
bullshit, do you?
1014
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:42,812
Where's Dusty?
1015
01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:44,498
The priest said something
about a guardian or someone
1016
01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:45,522
who protects the altar.
1017
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,486
Guardian.
1018
01:14:50,778 --> 01:14:52,863
She never mentioned that.
1019
01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:54,532
She who?
1020
01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:55,825
- So where is he?
- Who?
1021
01:14:56,117 --> 01:14:57,368
Dusty!
1022
01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:59,740
I sent him over to Tim's
house to take a look around.
1023
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,208
What?
1024
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:05,500
Guardian.
1025
01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:10,589
Oh, my God.
1026
01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:11,424
Call him!
1027
01:15:11,716 --> 01:15:12,716
Now!
1028
01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:16,387
Where the hell are you going?
1029
01:15:16,679 --> 01:15:17,263
JAMIE: Hell house.
1030
01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,555
Oh, terrific.
1031
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:49,670
[music playing]
1032
01:16:40,221 --> 01:16:41,305
Well, this should be fun.
1033
01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,947
TIM (ON VIDEO): So
do you love me, baby?
1034
01:16:58,239 --> 01:16:59,239
Yeah, I love you.
1035
01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:00,783
But put that camera down.
1036
01:17:01,075 --> 01:17:02,326
Let's have some fun.
1037
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:04,036
You're creeping me the fuck out.
1038
01:17:04,328 --> 01:17:05,663
Get away from me, you sick fuck!
1039
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:11,085
Get that thing out
of my fucking face.
1040
01:17:11,377 --> 01:17:12,920
What is fucking wrong with you?
1041
01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:16,215
Oh, my God.
1042
01:17:16,507 --> 01:17:17,507
Do you love me, baby?
1043
01:17:17,550 --> 01:17:18,259
Fuck you!
1044
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:21,762
[music playing]
1045
01:17:45,911 --> 01:17:47,351
TIM (ON VIDEO): Do
you love me, baby?
1046
01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:50,332
[music playing]
1047
01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:00,466
[gun cocking]
1048
01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:14,481
DUSTY: Tim.
1049
01:18:14,773 --> 01:18:16,984
I was just walking by, and
I saw that it was open.
1050
01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:19,945
You're in my house.
1051
01:18:20,237 --> 01:18:22,948
This is gonna be fun.
1052
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:26,410
[music playing]
1053
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,084
CODIE: So there's no answer.
1054
01:19:15,376 --> 01:19:16,043
Try him again.
1055
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:17,920
Look, I'm sure he's fine.
1056
01:19:18,212 --> 01:19:19,296
Yeah, sure.
1057
01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:21,507
Breaking into Tim's
house sounds real safe.
1058
01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:23,133
Smart idea.
1059
01:19:23,425 --> 01:19:25,505
Do you want to explain what
exactly we're doing here?
1060
01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:27,639
She said only through the
blood of the worthy can
1061
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:28,806
this be stopped.
1062
01:19:29,098 --> 01:19:30,307
She who?
1063
01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:33,269
What the hell are
you talking about?
1064
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,771
That's exactly what
I'm talking about.
1065
01:19:36,063 --> 01:19:38,232
When are you gonna
start making sense?
1066
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,545
TIM (VOICEOVER): Do
you love me, baby?
1067
01:19:59,837 --> 01:20:02,548
CREEPY VOICE: We see you
have your mother's eyes.
1068
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,008
Your mother's eyes.
1069
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:12,099
Only through the blood
of the worthy the pure,
1070
01:20:12,391 --> 01:20:16,687
can the gates of hell
be permanently resolved.
1071
01:20:16,979 --> 01:20:19,356
[screaming]
1072
01:20:24,445 --> 01:20:27,197
What?
1073
01:20:27,489 --> 01:20:28,489
Things happened in here.
1074
01:20:28,574 --> 01:20:29,283
Yeah.
1075
01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:30,655
Probably a lot of drinking.
1076
01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:35,414
OK.
1077
01:20:35,706 --> 01:20:36,999
So what happened here?
1078
01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:39,710
[screaming]
1079
01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:42,879
JAMIE: Things.
1080
01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:48,010
Terrible things.
1081
01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:49,303
Such as?
1082
01:20:49,595 --> 01:20:50,220
TIM (VOICEOVER): Do
you love me, baby?
1083
01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:51,180
Do you love me, baby?
1084
01:20:51,472 --> 01:20:54,058
Guardian.
1085
01:20:54,350 --> 01:20:55,893
You OK?
1086
01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:59,313
JAMIE: A guardian who
protects the altar.
1087
01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:06,653
Look, I know you're
upset about your mom
1088
01:21:06,945 --> 01:21:08,989
and your visions or whatever.
1089
01:21:09,281 --> 01:21:11,533
But I really think that the
best thing to do would just...
1090
01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:13,118
It's Tim.
1091
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:14,410
Excuse me?
1092
01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:17,706
Tim!
1093
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:21,168
[music playing]
1094
01:21:27,341 --> 01:21:28,341
Run!
1095
01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:31,595
[music playing]
1096
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:25,274
You're in my house.
1097
01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:27,776
This is gonna be fun.
1098
01:22:53,844 --> 01:22:56,805
FATHER MICHAELS: This
altar is ancient.
1099
01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:59,224
No one knows exactly
how old it is.
1100
01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:06,732
But its purpose is clear.
1101
01:23:07,024 --> 01:23:08,384
CREEPY VOICE: Its
purpose is clear.
1102
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:14,656
No.
1103
01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:17,618
Only through the
blood of the worthy.
1104
01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:18,910
CREEPY VOICE: The pure.
1105
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:22,622
Take it.
1106
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:01,203
Time is short.
1107
01:24:01,495 --> 01:24:02,037
I can't.
1108
01:24:02,329 --> 01:24:04,039
This has to stop.
1109
01:24:04,331 --> 01:24:06,208
Tonight.
1110
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:07,000
Now.
1111
01:24:07,292 --> 01:24:10,462
[music playing]
1112
01:24:18,595 --> 01:24:19,595
It's all right.
1113
01:24:25,227 --> 01:24:26,227
Do it!
1114
01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:46,123
[music playing]
1115
01:25:23,410 --> 01:25:26,705
[music box playing]
1116
01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:03,075
[music playing]
1117
01:26:39,486 --> 01:26:41,988
You have done well.
1118
01:26:42,280 --> 01:26:43,323
Very well.
1119
01:26:43,615 --> 01:26:45,075
What is this?
1120
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:46,493
What's happening?
1121
01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:50,205
You have opened
the gates of hell.
1122
01:26:50,497 --> 01:26:53,583
[music playing]
1123
01:26:57,671 --> 01:26:59,214
But I did what you said!
1124
01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:02,634
And you performed perfectly.
1125
01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:05,429
Only through the
blood of the worthy!
1126
01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:11,268
The pure, can the gates of
hell be permanently resolved.
1127
01:27:11,560 --> 01:27:14,771
[music playing]
1128
01:27:17,441 --> 01:27:19,526
Resolution.
1129
01:27:19,818 --> 01:27:26,950
Only your stupidity
assumed I meant closed.
1130
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:28,242
Oh, my God!
1131
01:27:28,326 --> 01:27:31,246
[music playing]
1132
01:27:33,373 --> 01:27:35,333
And we thank you.
1133
01:27:39,379 --> 01:27:40,589
We all thank you.
1134
01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:44,050
[music playing]
1135
01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:56,353
Yes.
1136
01:27:59,858 --> 01:28:00,442
Good.
1137
01:28:00,734 --> 01:28:03,904
[music playing]
1138
01:28:20,462 --> 01:28:22,255
Your mother is here.
1139
01:28:31,431 --> 01:28:39,431
Like mother, like daughter.
1140
01:28:46,613 --> 01:28:51,117
[music playing]
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