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As an old saying goes,
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when two stars collide,
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a mountain will fit into a grass seed.
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Where is the baby?
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{\an8}The baby…
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Mr. Wang, your baby…
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He…
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He crawled out by himself.
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Mr. Wang!
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ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
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FROM QIDIAN OF CHINA LITERATURE
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Look at this, my son.
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Dad and Mom bought this for you.
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It costs my half-year savings.
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I stayed online
for three whole days for it.
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A Dragon-Slaughtering Sword.
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It's a limited edition.
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{\an8}Dear, I didn't know
you would spend so much on our son.
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{\an8}Darling.
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{\an8}It was for our son. It's not a payment.
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{\an8}-It's an investment.
-As the chosen one,
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he had to tolerate unimaginable torments
at a very small age.
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-You are so great, dear.
-Wang Ling can hear what people think,
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so he has to face the pretense
of the world much sooner.
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I have always wanted to have this sword.
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Finally, I had the excuse to buy it.
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So much money was wasted on this rubbish.
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A man's romance is always based on waste.
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I searched for three days and nights
to find this perfect counterfeit.
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-Wang Ling is now facing
-The money should have been saved.
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his first philosophy problem.
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Come on, my son. Take the sword.
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If he didn't take it,
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this kind of harassment from his parents
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would never stop.
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If he did,
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this counterfeit
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or even a real Dragon-Slaughtering Sword,
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wouldn't be able to stand
the spiritual force at his fingertips.
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Do you call this a treasured sword?
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It can't even stand
a baby's spiritual force!
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It's just a toy anyway.
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Do you have to be so serious?
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{\an8}-What?
-If a sword breaks,
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{\an8}-they can buy another one.
-What happened to my sword?
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{\an8}If the marriage breaks up,
Wang Ling will feel troubled.
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{\an8}Half a year's savings
and you bought a counterfeit!
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{\an8}I did this for our family,
you useless one.
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-Come on. Come take it.
-Stretch out your little hands.
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At a rate of 387 times a second,
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Wang Ling considered different ways
to react to this.
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Then,
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the force of origin
that had been accumulating inside him
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burst at this crucial moment.
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This is bad. He's peeing!
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Take care of him now.
I'll get the diapers.
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So, that was
a little thought-provoking story
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of how one morning urine saved a marriage.
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And Wang Ling figured out
the first philosophy
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{\an8}of his life.
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You silly boy.
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Stop biting the toy. Your milk is ready.
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It is better to keep a low profile.
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SONGHAI, 10 YEARS AGO
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But at the age of six,
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Wang Ling failed to confine his force.
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{\an8}The poor Wang couple
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{\an8}never graduated
from the body-building phase.
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{\an8}What Wang Ling did
was way beyond their cognition.
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{\an8}At this moment,
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{\an8}the couple reached a unified conclusion
that they had never done before,
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{\an8}a unanimous vote for the principle
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{\an8}of keeping a low profile in life.
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Wang Ling's dad was in charge
of finding a way on the web
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to contain spiritual forces
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and managed to implement it
before Wang Ling went to primary school.
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I'm done.
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{\an8}HARD
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Wait.
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Give me your hand.
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I told you
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the effect of the counterfeit
force-containing amulet is not steady.
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You must take a golden pill daily
as a supplement.
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The black and gold bowl is ruined
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and a pair of steel chopsticks
is almost lost.
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You have to be more patient, my son.
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I'm almost done
with the new version of the amulet.
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You will have it within this year.
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You have been saying that every day
over the past decade.
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It will be done this year.
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Most of it has been finished.
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The routine argument
is about to begin again.
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Darling, I can guarantee
that within this year,
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the latest amulet
will have the expected effect.
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It may have some resistance to drugs,
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but you must have confidence
in scientific cultivation, darling.
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ELITE
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I wouldn't care about that
if it weren't for our son.
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I don't have to remind you
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what we have been through these years
for this amulet.
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On his seventh birthday…
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Come on, let's make a wish.
Blow out the candles.
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The entire house was almost burned down.
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When he was ten,
while playing with his friends,
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he took their clothes off!
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I want him to live an ordinary life.
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Over the past ten years,
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Wang Ling has sensed
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his parents' trouble and effort.
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I'm sure you know
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what he has been taking
are just low-power pills,
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special pills
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-that reduce one's spiritual forces.
-This is something
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Wang Ling found out
for the first time in ten years.
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CULTIVATION SCHOOL
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So he decided
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not to do anything impressive
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before the new amulet is finished.
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-My fellow students.
-Come have a look.
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{\an8}-Vote for me, Chen Chao.
-Give Chen Chao your support!
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-What is this?
-She's pretty.
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-Elect the goddess
-Elect the goddess
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-and it's a glory for all!
-and it's a glory for all!
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-Elect the goddess
-Elect the goddess
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-and it's a glory for all!
-and it's a glory for all!
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{\an8}Vote for her and you'll get
a huge gift pack of golden pills.
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And a lucky draw chance for Ms. Sun Rong's
bikini photo with her autograph.
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Places of trouble like this
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should be avoided whenever possible.
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Except…
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-Sir, give me a pack.
-Sir.
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CAMPUS SHOP
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DRY NOODLES ON SALE TODAY
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Sir, give me ten packs
of the intestine flavor.
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-Give me one pack.
-I want five packs of chives flavor.
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-Give me one.
-Don't push me, okay?
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They even have the intestine flavor.
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-Give me some.
-This is tasty.
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DRY NOODLES ON SALE
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Stop pushing me.
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Payment. Spirit Force Pay.
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A total of 538,404 yuan.
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-What is he doing?
-That's impressive.
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-That's too much.
-Indeed.
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-How can he do that?
-Indeed.
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Hi, everybody.
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Today, everything in this shop
is free for freshmen.
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-Is this really happening?
-He's so good.
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-This is awesome!
-This is awesome!
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Please support
Sun Rong of Class 1, Level 1.
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-Soliciting votes is a shame!
-We refuse trickery!
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{\an8}Who is slandering me?
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{\an8}It's Sun Rong.
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{\an8}-Look!
-It is Sun Rong, the shining girl.
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-She is dazzling indeed.
-It's Sun Rong.
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It's dazzling.
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That's it. Turn them off.
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-She's dazzling.
-It's Sun Rong!
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She's looking at me!
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-She's amazing.
-I want to be like her.
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She's so beautiful.
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{\an8}She's looking at me.
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Guo Hao and Chen Chao,
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why do you have
that preconception against me?
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You…
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That's cheating!
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It's not fair to solicit votes
by giving gifts.
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I'm just demonstrating my capabilities.
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How could you call that cheating?
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{\an8}Those who believe in me and accept me
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{\an8}will vote for me naturally.
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{\an8}That's the fairest choice.
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It sounds right.
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That's a fallacious argument!
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The class president is supposed
to help his classmates.
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We won't yield to you
for such small benefits.
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Chen Chao, I suggest you say it nicely.
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That's moral coercion. That's shameful!
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-Sun Rong.
-Yes.
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I'll give you five votes
for five packs of dry noodles.
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{\an8}At this point, Wang Ling
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{\an8}can't hold himself anymore.
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Sun Rong.
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All right.
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Why is it him who stands out to help me?
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-Five votes for five packs of dry noodles.
-What's wrong with him?
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It's not right.
Each student has only one vote.
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Indeed.
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You can give 100 votes if you want.
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Give me ten votes.
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I mean,
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I don't care if you vote for me or not
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or how many you want to vote.
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I only want to do my best
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to give you my care.
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{\an8}I want that one.
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{\an8}-I want the whole box.
-I want this one.
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-Me too.
-That one tastes better.
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-This is mine.
-Thank you.
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-You misunderstood her, Chen Chao.
-Give me one.
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-Look at the way it is written.
-Give me one.
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"Vote for Sun Rong"
and "Everything is free"
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are two different things.
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You were just too mean.
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I will have a showdown with her
in a dignified way.
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You have been busy today. Have a drink.
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It's free. You don't need to vote.
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Is she thinking of using that tactic?
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Not giving the tiniest part of me
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to benefit the world.
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-Give me a pack.
-This is mine.
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SUN
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The art of seduction is working.
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Such small benefits
and the freshmen are all here.
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All captured,
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including the most difficult one,
Chen Chao,
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all thanks to…
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{\an8}Where is he?
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{\an8}Who are you looking for, miss?
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{\an8}The boy who took five packs
of dry noodles.
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He has been gone for a while.
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{\an8}But he asked me
to give you this before he left.
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A golden pill?
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Wang Ling felt that with one vote
for five packs of dry noodles,
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he owed Sun Rong a favor.
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{\an8}So he gave her a golden pill
that his mom had forced on him
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to make it even.
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CLASS ELITE
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SUN
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Students, did you prepare
for today's lesson?
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-Yes, we did.
-Yes, we did.
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However, we will skip that today
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and study the second lesson from the last.
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I'll capture them all today.
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The Ancient Arts of Confinement.
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The so-called seduction
is to use incantations with hand seals
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to project your spiritual force
on other people
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so that your spiritual force turns them
into your fans.
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-Studies in ancient books show…
-This is bad.
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-The instructor saw through me.
-This little wise guy
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was good at a mind game,
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which is called
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"taking advantage of seduction
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on other people."
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Thousands of years ago,
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there was an immortal who called
himself "Little Wise Guy."
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He had 3,000 followers.
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The spell we are talking about today
was passed down from him.
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When the spell works, a predetermined sign
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will affect other people's minds.
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But there is one precondition
for this spell
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which is giving gifts.
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When this precondition is met
and the incantation,
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"Not giving the tiniest part of me
to benefit the world" is read,
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a spiritual force field is created.
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Everyone in this field
who has taken the free gifts
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will relax their mind guard.
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The spiritual force in the field
takes advantage of this to go in
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and leaves a sign
of the spiritual force on the subjects.
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The subjects know nothing
about the process.
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-The imposer, however, can use this sign
-Wang Ling is suddenly aware
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-to affect their minds.
-of why Sun Rong did those things
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at the shop.
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Take as much as you want.
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Enjoy the free benefits.
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Luckily, I returned her favor.
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What am I worried about?
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It's natural that someone likes you.
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Sir, is there a way to break away from it?
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{\an8}Men of great power
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{\an8}can directly break
or remove the sign with their power.
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She's still trying to use it on me.
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I've returned her the favor
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and no longer meet the precondition.
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{\an8}Could it be that
her bodyguard didn't give her the pill?
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Wang Ling is so annoying.
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Why is he staring at me like that?
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What does this mean?
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Something round.
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Could it be…
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the golden pill?
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"Eating it
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is good for you.
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Please?"
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Of course, there are also imposers…
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SUN
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Could it be a pill of high power?
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He wants to help boost my spiritual power
to become the class president?
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What Wang Ling actually means is,
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"The dry noodles you gave taste good.
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Thank you."
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What he has been taking
are just low-power pills,
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special pills that reduce
one's spiritual forces.
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It's matcha flavored.
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SUN
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{\an8}This feels like falling
from clouds 30,000 feet above the ground.
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The lack of spiritual force
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will end the seduction before it works.
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{\an8}Wang Ling,
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{\an8}what kind of pill did you give me?
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Now let's have a student come up here
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to give us a demonstration.
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{\an8}Sun Rong.
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Yes.
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{\an8}You always learn fast.
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{\an8}Come and give us a demonstration
of what is said in the book.
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All right.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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That was a close call. Be careful.
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Now you do it, Wang Ling. Say it.
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"Not giving the tiniest part of me
to benefit the world."
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That's very good.
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Next,
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the candidates, Sun Rong and Chen Chao,
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let's have the election
for the president of the class.
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Congratulations.
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{\an8}-To cheat the world
-Chief Chen.
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{\an8}-rather than be cheated by the world.
-I'll count on you, President.
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{\an8}That's impossible.
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{\an8}Sun Rong is paying for what she did.
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Those gestures may look random,
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but he cracked the spell
cast on the entire class so easily.
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Even I haven't seen anything like that.
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Moreover,
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mastering the incantation
after hearing it only once
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is no ordinary feat.
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Okay.
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How annoying!
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{\an8}If he wanted to hurt me,
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{\an8}why did he support me at the shop?
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"Not giving the tiniest part of me
to benefit the world."
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I just can't drive him out of my mind!
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{\an8}SIXTY
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{\an8}ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
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