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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:14,067 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,833 PAUL WAS SHOCKED TO FIND FELICIA 3 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:17,767 WAS BACK ON THE LANE. 4 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,700 WELL, HELLO, PAUL. 5 00:00:19,733 --> 00:00:22,633 TOM'S NEW JOB CAME WITH PERKS. 6 00:00:22,667 --> 00:00:25,533 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO ON A PRIVATE JET? 7 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,133 (gasps) ANYTHING. 8 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:29,067 A RELATIONSHIP WAS FORCED TO END. 9 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:31,367 WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS, NOT YOU AND ME, 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,600 AND NOT YOU AND GABY. YOU CAN'T SPEAK FOR ME. 11 00:00:33,633 --> 00:00:38,100 I JUST DID. AND SUSAN GOT HER TRANSPLANT, THANKS TO PAUL. 12 00:00:38,133 --> 00:00:41,167 I'M SURE AS I SIGN THE PAPERS, THEY'LL BE CONTACTING YOU. 13 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,267 (Mary Alice) AFTER SUSAN DELFINO'S 14 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:49,667 KIDNEY TRANSPLANT, HER DOCTOR ORDERED HER 15 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:51,633 TO ABSTAIN FROM SEX... 16 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:53,300 FOR SIX WEEKS. 17 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:55,233 (sighs) 18 00:00:55,267 --> 00:00:59,733 BUT WHAT THE DOCTOR COULDN'T PREVENT SUSAN FROM DOING... 19 00:00:59,767 --> 00:01:02,667 WAS DREAMING ABOUT IT. 20 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:10,367 THESE DREAMS WERE FILLED WITH TORRID CARESSES... 21 00:01:11,567 --> 00:01:14,200 WITH PASSIONATE KISSES... 22 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:19,267 (gasping) AND WITH SOFT CRIES OF ECSTASY. 23 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,300 AHH. 24 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:26,233 THE ONLY THING MISSING FROM THESE DREAMS... 25 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:27,767 WAS HER HUSBAND. 26 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,333 (gasps) 27 00:01:29,367 --> 00:01:34,333 (breathes deeply) 28 00:01:34,367 --> 00:01:35,667 (gasps) 29 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,467 ARE YOU OKAY? 30 00:01:37,500 --> 00:01:40,400 UH... YEAH, I JUST... 31 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,600 HAD A DREAM. 32 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:43,600 YEAH, I KNOW. 33 00:01:43,633 --> 00:01:46,233 YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 34 00:01:46,267 --> 00:01:49,300 WAS I SAYING SOMETHING? WAS I TALKING? MORE LIKE MOANING. 35 00:01:49,333 --> 00:01:52,233 OH, MOANING! OH, GOD. 36 00:01:52,267 --> 00:01:54,500 YEAH, YOU MENTIONED HIM, TOO. (cries) 37 00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:57,167 OH, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. SO YOU HAD A SEX DREAM. 38 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,100 IT'S NOT SURPRISING GIVEN HOW LONG WE'VE HAD TO LAY OFF. (groans) 39 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:02,200 TELL ME... WHAT WERE WE DOING? 40 00:02:02,233 --> 00:02:03,067 UH... WE... 41 00:02:03,067 --> 00:02:05,333 HEY, MAYBE WE COULD RECREATE IT 42 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:07,767 WHEN WE END OUR DROUGHT IN 2 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 43 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,567 AND 35 MINUTES. WELL, UH... 44 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,067 NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WAS SOME PRETTY KINKY STUFF. 45 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:14,833 LIKE, DID WE-- DID WE DO THAT THING-- 46 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:17,800 THAT THING WE TALKED ABOUT? MIKE, IT WAS MY DREAM, NOT YOURS. 47 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:21,333 OH, GOD, I'M DESPERATE. CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME DETAILS? 48 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:28,133 UH... OR I COULD SHOW YOU IN 2 DAYS, 17 HOURS, 49 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:30,767 AND 34 MINUTES. 50 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,667 (sighs) THAT'LL WORK. 51 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,167 I CAN'T WAIT. WE'LL SEND M.J. TO MRS. McCLUSKEY'S, 52 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,100 AND HAVE THE WHOLE NIGHT TOGETHER. 53 00:02:37,133 --> 00:02:41,233 YES, SUSAN WAS HAVING DREAMS ABOUT SEX. 54 00:02:41,267 --> 00:02:43,300 JUST THE TWO OF US. 55 00:02:43,333 --> 00:02:46,800 UH-HUH. JUST ME AND... 56 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,267 YOU. 57 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:51,233 AND THEY WERE BECOMING A NIGHTMARE. 58 00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:06,467 THE RESIDENTS OF WISTERIA LANE ARE NOTHING IF NOT LOYAL. 59 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:10,633 THEY LOVE THEIR COUNTRY. 60 00:03:10,667 --> 00:03:14,100 THEY ROOT FOR THE HOME TEAM... 61 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,800 THEY SUPPORT THEIR FAVORITE BRAND. 62 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:24,667 BUT THE FIERCEST LOYALTY ON WISTERIA LANE 63 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:26,600 IS THE ONE BETWEEN FRIENDS. 64 00:03:26,633 --> 00:03:29,733 ALL RIGHT. I GOTTA RUN. I'M MEETING THE GIRLS FOR COFFEE. 65 00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:31,467 STOP. 66 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,667 WHICH GIRLS? WILL BREE BE THERE? 67 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,267 SHE BETTER BE. SHE'S BUYING. 68 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:37,233 THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING. 69 00:03:37,267 --> 00:03:39,733 WAIT. YOU WERE SERIOUS ABOUT US NEVER SPEAKING TO BREE AGAIN? 70 00:03:39,767 --> 00:03:42,333 THAT WOMAN SAT AT OUR TABLE, SPENT THE HOLIDAYS WITH US, 71 00:03:42,367 --> 00:03:44,467 ALL THE WHILE KNOWING HER SON RAN OVER MY MOTHER. 72 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,700 YEAH, I'M SERIOUS. FINE, THEN YOU STOP TALKING TO HER. 73 00:03:46,733 --> 00:03:49,633 BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA CONTROL ME, 'CAUSE I HAVE THE SECRET WEAPON. 74 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:53,200 YOU'LL WITHHOLD SEX? PLEASE. YOU ALWAYS FOLD BEFORE I DO. 75 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,333 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 76 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:57,667 THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED, YOU GOT SO TURNED ON 77 00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:00,300 TELLING ME WHAT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DO TO ME, 78 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:02,667 YOU WOUND UP DOING IT TO ME RIGHT THEN. (whispers) DAMN IT. 79 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,300 (normal voice) WELL, YOU'RE STILL NOT GONNA STOP ME 80 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:07,767 FROM SEEING BREE. YES, I AM. 81 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,700 OUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT WOMAN IS OVER, 82 00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:13,367 AND I FORBID YOU TO SEE HER AGAIN. 83 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,567 HE FORBID ME. WHO IS HE TO FORBID ME? 84 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,767 I MEAN, WHAT IS THIS, 19... 85 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,667 WHENEVER IT WAS THAT HUSBANDS GOT TO FORBID THEIR WIVES? 86 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:24,133 GABY, HE HAS EVERY REASON TO BE UPSET. 87 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:25,500 I HATE TO SAY THIS, 88 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:28,367 BUT I THINK WE SHOULD KEEP OUR DISTANCE FOR A WHILE. 89 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,467 What? I'm not giving in to this. I've already caused Carlos so much pain. 90 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,367 I think it's the only thing we can do. 91 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,500 SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 92 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:38,600 NO MORE POKER? NO MORE LUNCHES? 93 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:40,533 (voice breaking) NO MORE SHOPPING? 94 00:04:40,567 --> 00:04:43,067 I'LL MISS IT AS MUCH AS YOU DO. 95 00:04:43,067 --> 00:04:45,300 OH, REALLY? DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT. 96 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:47,767 I THINK THIS IS EASY FOR YOU. Easy? 97 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,433 I WANNA COME OVER THERE RIGHT NOW, 98 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:51,633 SO YOU CAN DRAG ME TO THE MALL KICKING AND SCREAMING, 99 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,300 BUT WE CAN'T. 100 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:55,833 (whispers) I HAVE TO GO. I HAVE SCONES IN THE OVEN. 101 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:58,633 I LOVE YOUR SCONES. Stop. 102 00:04:58,667 --> 00:05:00,800 GOOD-BYE, GABY. 103 00:05:03,267 --> 00:05:06,067 YOU'RE NOT HANGING UP. 104 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:08,067 BUT I HAVE TO. 105 00:05:09,367 --> 00:05:11,400 (beep) 106 00:05:12,567 --> 00:05:13,567 (beep) 107 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:19,233 HEY, LYNETTE! YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. I-- SHH! 108 00:05:19,267 --> 00:05:21,767 (lowered voice) I HAD TO WALK PAIGE AROUND THE BLOCK 109 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:25,133 EIGHT TIMES TO GET HER DOWN. 110 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:26,633 (sighs) 111 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:30,467 NOTHING IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEED TO RAISE YOUR VOICE. 112 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:33,500 NOT EVEN THIS? 113 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:37,700 WEISMAN LEADERSHIP CONFERENCE? 114 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:39,600 (whispers) SERIOUSLY? 115 00:05:39,633 --> 00:05:40,767 (gasps) YOU'RE INVITED?! 116 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:45,267 (whispers) AND SO ARE YOU. (muffled voice) OH, MY GOD! 117 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,733 WARREN BUFFETT GOES TO THIS CONFERENCE, 118 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:50,600 AND BILL GATES AND OPRAH-- 119 00:05:50,633 --> 00:05:53,300 IT'S ONE OF HER FAVORITE THINGS. 120 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:57,600 OH! LOOK AT THIS! ALL THE GREAT SPEAKERS. 121 00:05:57,633 --> 00:06:01,233 PLUS THEY'VE GOT THE SPA, AND-- AND NO KIDS, RIGHT? NO KIDS? 122 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:02,700 NO KIDS. 123 00:06:02,733 --> 00:06:04,767 (normal voice) YES! YES! (laughs) 124 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,467 (crying) 125 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:11,400 YOU TAKE HER. I GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR. 126 00:06:11,433 --> 00:06:15,233 (continues crying) 127 00:06:15,267 --> 00:06:16,733 (door creaks) 128 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,767 HEY, YOU TWO! THANKS FOR WATCHING HIM. 129 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,100 (chuckles) HEY, CAN YOU WATCH HIM AGAIN ON WEDNESDAY? MIKE AND I ARE-- 130 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:24,167 YEAH, I KNOW. YOUR BIG NIGHT, HUH? (clicks tongue) 131 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,100 MIKE TOLD YOU? 132 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:28,833 DIDN'T HAVE TO. I CAUGHT HIM STARING AT MY CLEAVAGE. 133 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:32,633 SO... POST-TRANSPLANT SEX, HUH? 134 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:35,133 IF IT'S AS GOOD AS MY POST-CANCER SEX, 135 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:37,067 YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT. 136 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:39,067 FINGERS CROSSED. 137 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:41,400 HEY, HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR OLD HOUSE LATELY? 138 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:43,300 IT'S KIND OF A WRECK. 139 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:47,133 DOES LOOK A LITTLE NEGLECTED. 140 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:49,500 YOU SHOULD GO OVER AND TALK TO PAUL. I'LL WATCH M.J. 141 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:52,133 OH. I... CAN'T DO THAT. 142 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:54,533 UM, I MEAN, HE MIGHT BE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 143 00:06:54,567 --> 00:06:56,800 OR HE MIGHT BE HANGING FROM THE SHOWERHEAD. 144 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,467 DO ME A FAVOR AND CHECK. 145 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:02,533 'CAUSE IF HE'S DEAD IN THERE, I LIVE DOWNWIND. 146 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,800 (sighs) 147 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,167 (gasps) 148 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,800 SUSAN? 149 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,467 PAUL? 150 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:20,267 PAUL. UH... HI THERE. 151 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,667 UM... I-I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 152 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:25,133 AND IT--AND IT LOOKED LIKE THINGS WERE PILING UP, 153 00:07:25,167 --> 00:07:27,100 AND WOULD YOU MIND CLOSING THAT ROBE, PLEASE? 154 00:07:27,133 --> 00:07:29,800 OH, SORRY. AND SORRY ABOUT THE MESS. 155 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:33,067 I HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE MUCH. 156 00:07:33,067 --> 00:07:36,100 YOU LOOK THIN. ARE YOU EATING? 157 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:37,533 YES. 158 00:07:37,567 --> 00:07:41,567 I'M FINE. I'M A LITTLE BEHIND ON MY CHORES. 159 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,733 SO IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE... 160 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:47,500 PAUL, UM... ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY? 161 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:50,567 YES, SUSAN. FIT AS A FIDDLE. 162 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,333 GOOD-BYE. 163 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:56,067 (sighs) 164 00:08:00,867 --> 00:08:04,667 (indistinct conversations) 165 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:07,300 (Tom, lowered voice) I'VE ALREADY SPOTTED TWO EX-SENATORS 166 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,233 AND THREE COVERS OF "FORBES." 167 00:08:09,267 --> 00:08:11,167 EVERYBODY HERE IS DEFINITELY A-LIST. 168 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,300 (chuckles) 169 00:08:12,333 --> 00:08:14,300 OH! BOB! LEE! 170 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:16,233 HEY, HEY, YOU FANCY HOTSHOTS. HI! 171 00:08:16,267 --> 00:08:18,133 MWAH. MWAH. 172 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:19,400 HIYA. HI. 173 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:21,467 GLAD YOU'VE DONE THIS CONFERENCE BEFORE, 174 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,533 'CAUSE I'M DEFINITELY GONNA NEED SOMEBODY TO SHOW ME THE ROPES. NOTHING TO IT. JUST DON'T TALK POLITICS. 175 00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:26,700 AND DON'T PUSH WARREN BUFFETT IN THE POOL. 176 00:08:26,733 --> 00:08:28,833 I DIDN'T PUSH HIM. HE GOT BETWEEN ME 177 00:08:28,867 --> 00:08:30,400 AND THE MARGARITA BAR. (mouths words) 178 00:08:30,433 --> 00:08:33,133 OH, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO BARRY WEISMAN. 179 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:35,333 PREPARE TO ENDURE THE SINGLE MOST BONE-CRUSHING HANDSHAKE 180 00:08:35,367 --> 00:08:37,333 OF YOUR LIFE. 181 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:38,767 BYE. 182 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:39,900 COME ON. 183 00:08:39,933 --> 00:08:43,567 WELL, WITH THIS LINE, IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO GET DRUNK. 184 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,467 LESSON ONE-- THE POWER OF THE WORDS 185 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,300 "THE PRESIDENT'S COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS 186 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:49,533 WANT THEIR MARTINIS NOW." 187 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:51,300 (chuckles) 188 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,700 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 189 00:08:59,733 --> 00:09:01,633 THAT'S A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED 190 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:04,533 WHEN I WAS TOO CHEAP TO BUY MY OWN NEWSPAPERS. (laughs) 191 00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:07,700 HOW FANTASTIC IS IT THAT CHRIS CAVANAUGH IS SPEAKING? 192 00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:09,700 I THOUGHT "FLASHPOINT" WAS THE BEST BUSINESS BOOK 193 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:10,900 OF THE YEAR. I AGREE. 194 00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:13,367 I'VE HEARD HIM SPEAK BEFORE. HE'S EVEN BETTER IN PERSON. 195 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,567 WE'RE IN FOR A TREAT TOMORROW. 196 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,200 MEG BUTLER, PRESIDENT OF AMTech. 197 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:19,400 OH, UM... 198 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:21,100 UH, LYNETTE SCAVO. 199 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:23,700 MY HUSBAND IS THE C.F.O. OF MORRIS TECHNOLOGIES. 200 00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:25,833 OH. YOU'RE A PLUS ONE. 201 00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:27,500 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 202 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:30,400 UNFORTUNATELY, IT MEANS YOU WON'T BE SEEING CHRIS CAVANAUGH. 203 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:32,433 THE SEMINARS ARE ONLY FOR PARTICIPANTS. 204 00:09:32,467 --> 00:09:34,067 WHA-- 205 00:09:34,067 --> 00:09:38,200 WHAT AM I GONNA BE DOING? I WILL TELL YOU WHAT-- JAPANESE FLOWER ARRANGING. 206 00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:41,400 DID I WEEP AT THE SIMPLE BEAUTY OF MY DESIGN LAST YEAR? YES. 207 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:43,800 YES, I DID. I DON'T WANT TO ARRANGE FLOWERS. 208 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,800 WHY ARE THEY DIVIDING US UP LIKE THIS? 209 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:48,133 MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SOME OF US SPENT OUR LIVES 210 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:50,600 WORKING OUR WAY UP THE CORPORATE LADDER, 211 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:53,067 AND OTHERS JUST MARRIED SOMEONE WHO DID. 212 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,067 EXCUSE ME. 213 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,233 OH, NO. THAT'S-- 214 00:09:58,267 --> 00:10:00,600 WOW. THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 215 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,533 I REALLY WANT TO SEE THOSE SEMINARS. 216 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:04,067 HEY, DON'T WORRY. 217 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:07,467 YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE WHAT THEY HAVE PLANNED FOR US. 218 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,267 (blows whistle) ATTENTION! 219 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,167 IF I COULD HAVE ALL OF MY PLUS ONES FIND A BUDDY, 220 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,800 WE'RE GOING TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER WITH A SCAVENGER HUNT. 221 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:17,733 (excited murmuring) 222 00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,133 (mouths words) 223 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:22,167 (lively indistinct conversations) 224 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:25,633 (mouths words) 225 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,333 (door opens) 226 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:34,833 BREE. 227 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,133 GABY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 228 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,267 I JUST CAME BY TO TALK TO LYNETTE. 229 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,200 OH, SHE'S OUT OF TOWN. 230 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:43,833 SHE ASKED ME TO WATER THE PLANTS AND COLLECT THE MAIL. 231 00:10:43,867 --> 00:10:46,700 OH. 232 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,467 YOU LOOK GOOD. 233 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,367 YOU, TOO. 234 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,133 NEW COAT? 235 00:10:53,167 --> 00:10:55,233 YOU NOTICED. 236 00:10:55,267 --> 00:10:57,467 I SHOULD GO. 237 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,100 CAN'T YOU JUST STAY AND TALK? 238 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:03,067 MAYBE HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE? GABY, WE SHOULDN'T. 239 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,633 IT'S JUST COFFEE, BREE. BUT YOUR HUSBAND... 240 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,767 HE'D NEVER LOOK FOR US HERE. 241 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,067 OH, COME ON. 242 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:13,367 IT'S BEEN REALLY HARD FOR ME NOT SEEING YOU. 243 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,067 AW, IT'S BEEN HARD FOR ME, TOO, 244 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,833 ESPECIALLY WITH LYNETTE OUT OF TOWN. 245 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,567 I MEAN, THERE'S SUSAN, OF COURSE, 246 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,500 BUT LATELY WHATEVER TOPIC YOU BRING UP, 247 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,433 SHE MANAGES TO STEER IT RIGHT BACK TO KIDNEYS. 248 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:25,500 TELL ME ABOUT IT. (chuckles) (chuckles) 249 00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:32,067 WELL, I GUESS I... COULD PUT ON A POT. 250 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,667 I LIKE MINE WITH CREAM. 251 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:38,067 I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE IT. 252 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,133 (whoosh) 253 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,167 (doorbell rings) 254 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,067 HELLO, KAREN. 255 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:51,833 FELICIA. HI. 256 00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,767 WHEN DID THEY LET YOU OUT? 257 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,400 ABOUT A WEEK AGO. 258 00:11:56,433 --> 00:12:01,333 I JUST STOPPED BY BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS. 259 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:04,067 IT BELONGED TO MY SISTER, AND... 260 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,167 SHE WAS ALWAYS SO FOND OF YOU. 261 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,367 THAT'S SWEET. 262 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,100 IT'S MY SMALL WAY OF SAYING THANKS 263 00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:13,267 FOR KEEPING MY SECRET ALL THOSE YEARS. 264 00:12:15,533 --> 00:12:18,167 YEAH, NOT MUCH A SECRET ANYMORE. 265 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,067 DON'T I KNOW IT. 266 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,833 BUT I'VE KEPT YOUR SECRET. 267 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,767 I NEVER TOLD A SOUL ABOUT YOUR ROLE THAT NIGHT, 268 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,300 AND I NEVER WILL. 269 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,167 (lowers voice) UM... 270 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:36,133 IT'S NOT REALLY A GOOD TIME TO TALK ABOUT THAT. 271 00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,267 I UNDERSTAND. 272 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,100 BUT I HOPE YOU'LL STOP BY MY PLACE SOMETIME. 273 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:43,600 WE HAVE SO MUCH CATCHING UP TO DO. 274 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:45,533 SURE. (chuckles) I'LL DO THAT. 275 00:12:45,567 --> 00:12:46,700 (chuckles) 276 00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,367 UH, WH-WHERE ARE YOU STAYING? 277 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:54,067 HAVEN'T YOU HEARD? I'M MOVING IN NEXT DOOR. 278 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:57,067 WE'RE GOING TO BE NEIGHBORS. 279 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,100 WHO WAS THAT? 280 00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:06,100 JUST AN OLD FRIEND. 281 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:09,733 OLD FRIEND? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST. 282 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,500 MAKE ME A DRINK, WILL YOU, SWEETIE? 283 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,733 (Karen) TOBY! (toy squeaks) 284 00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,133 HERE, KITTY, KITTY. (squeak) 285 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:26,600 TOBY! WHERE ARE YOU? (squeak) 286 00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,767 HERE, KITTY, KITTY! 287 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,467 (squeak) TOBY! 288 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,533 OH, FELICIA, HELP ME OUT. 289 00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:36,467 (squeak) IDA GREENBERG'S LOST HER STUPID CAT AGAIN. 290 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,400 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? IS THAT BLOOD? 291 00:13:38,433 --> 00:13:40,167 YOU NEVER SAW ME. 292 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,633 I HAVE TO GO. YOUR HAND! LET ME CALL YOU AN AMBULANCE. 293 00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:49,767 YOU LOVE MY SISTER, RIGHT? 294 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,767 MARTHA? Y-YEAH. 295 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,633 AND YOU KNOW PAUL YOUNG MURDERED HER? 296 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,067 THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND. 297 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,400 OH, MY GOD. 298 00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:03,067 DID YOU KILL PAUL? 299 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,300 NO! 300 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:07,200 HE KILLED ME. 301 00:14:07,233 --> 00:14:08,433 WHAT? 302 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:11,333 THEY'LL FIND MY BLOOD IN HIS HOUSE AND MY FINGERS IN THE CAR, 303 00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:14,533 AND HE'LL SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN PRISON 304 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:17,833 IF YOU SAY YOU NEVER SAW ME. 305 00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:20,633 DON'T ASK ME TO DO THIS. PLEASE, KAREN! 306 00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:23,800 PAUL GOT AWAY WITH MARTHA'S MURDER, 307 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:28,433 BUT... HE WON'T GET AWAY WITH MINE. 308 00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:42,100 TOBY. (squeaking) 309 00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:44,567 HERE, KITTY, KITTY! 310 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,100 (squeak) 311 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:55,767 IKEBANA IS ALL ABOUT BRINGING TOGETHER NATURE AND HUMANITY. 312 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,300 THE THREE MAIN BRANCHES, 313 00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:01,533 OR SHUSHI, REPRESENT CHI-- EARTH, 314 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:06,067 TEN-- HEAVEN, AND JIN-- MAN. 315 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:08,633 INTERESTING. NOTHING TO REPRESENT WOMAN. 316 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:11,500 HOW ABOUT THIS INSIGNIFICANT CLUMP OF MOSS? 317 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:13,700 WE COULD STUFF IT DOWN AT THE BOTTOM, 318 00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:15,633 WHERE IT WILL ONLY SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO. 319 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:18,533 DOES MY CHI LOOK A LITTLE DROOPY? DID YOU HEAR ME? 320 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,167 YES. 321 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,100 YES, LYNETTE, I HEARD YOU. 322 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:24,333 I HEARD YOU DURING YOGA, DURING THE FASHION SHOW, 323 00:15:24,367 --> 00:15:26,700 ALL THROUGH SALSA DANCING-- "LIFE IS UNFAIR." 324 00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,633 OLé! WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT I CAME HERE 325 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:31,133 TO LEARN NEW THINGS AND MEET INTERESTING PEOPLE, 326 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:34,833 NOT TO PRETEND THAT PUTTING STICKS IN A VASE IS ART. 327 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,300 ARE WE STILL HAVING A PROBLEM? 328 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,133 YES, WE STILL ARE. 329 00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,600 DOESN'T IT PISS YOU ALL OFF 330 00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:44,067 THAT WE'RE STUCK IN OUR GILDED CAGE, 331 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,233 FORBIDDEN TO GO TO INTERESTING SEMINARS 332 00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:48,833 JUST BECAUSE WE'RE PLUS ONES? NO. 333 00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:52,067 THIS IS FUN. I REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M IN JAPAN. 334 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,567 THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN THE 21st CENTURY, 335 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:57,533 NOT SOME OPPRESSIVE PATRIARCHAL REGIME. 336 00:15:57,567 --> 00:16:01,400 IT MAY BE SMALL AND RED, 337 00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:04,333 BUT THIS LANYARD IS NO BETTER THAN A BURKA! 338 00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:08,733 OH, DEAR. WE NEED TO STORM THE GATES AND DEMAND TO BE LET INSIDE! 339 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,067 IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA USE THE REST OF YOUR FLOWERS, CAN I-- 340 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,267 COME ON! RISE UP! IF WE DO IT TOGETHER, 341 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:16,533 WE WILL NOT BE DENIED! (whistle blows) 342 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:17,767 (singsongy) 4:00, PEOPLE! 343 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,100 I THINK YOU'VE ALL EARNED A COCKTAIL. 344 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:22,433 (excited murmuring) 345 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,733 NO. NO! 346 00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:26,700 NO, DO NOT DRINK THOSE! 347 00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,800 THOSE ARE THE--THE COCKTAILS OF OPPRESSION, 348 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:34,067 MAKE FROM EQUAL PARTS TYRANNY AND BLIND OBEDIENCE, AND... 349 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:38,300 OH, SCREW IT. 350 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,667 MMM. THIS IS THE BEST PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE 351 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,367 YOU HAVE EVER MADE. YOU KNOW WHY? 352 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,067 IT HAS AN INGREDIENT MY CAKES HAVE NEVER HAD BEFORE... 353 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:49,200 (whispers) DANGER. (laughs) 354 00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:51,400 I KNOW! SNEAKING AROUND MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER. 355 00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:52,633 (fork clatters) 356 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:56,067 WHEN I WAS WITH JOHN ROWLAND, EVERY SENSE WAS HEIGHTENED. 357 00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:59,400 IT WAS LIKE THIS... 358 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:02,133 SKIP IT. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. (clatter) 359 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:04,767 OH, REALLY? WOULDN'T I? 360 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,400 (silverware clatters) WHAT? YOU? NO WAY. 361 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:10,300 JUST BECAUSE I DON'T TRUMPET MY INDISCRETIONS LIKE YOU DO, 362 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,133 DOESN'T MEAN I HAVEN'T HAD A LITTLE WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. 363 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,100 YOU CHEATED ON REX? OF COURSE NOT. 364 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,800 WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? I CHEATED ON ORSON. 365 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:18,767 WITH WHO? 366 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,200 (whispers) KARL MAYER. 367 00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:22,700 OH, MY GOD! 368 00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:24,733 HE WAS A SLIMEBALL, BUT HE WAS HOT. 369 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:27,200 MM. WE'D MEET AT THIS CHEAP HOTEL, 370 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:30,833 AND AS GUILTY AS IT MADE ME, I STILL FELT THIS... TINGLE, 371 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:33,633 THIS FRISSON I'D NEVER FELT BEFORE. 372 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:37,367 AND NOW THIS WEEK WITH YOU... (whispers) IT'S BACK. 373 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,700 HMM. 374 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:41,300 JUST WISH LYNETTE DIDN'T HAVE TO COME HOME TOMORROW. 375 00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:46,300 ACTUALLY, THAT MOTEL STORY GIVES ME AN IDEA. 376 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,333 GABY, I'M FLATTERED, BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK WE SHOULD-- NOT THAT. 377 00:17:49,367 --> 00:17:52,533 THERE'S A GREAT NEW SPA THAT JUST OPENED ON FOSTER LAKE. 378 00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,500 WE SHOULD GO NEXT WEEKEND. 379 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:55,833 DO WE DARE? 380 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,400 I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT. 381 00:17:58,433 --> 00:17:59,367 (giggles) 382 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,500 I WENT BY OUR HOUSE TODAY. 383 00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:04,467 IT'S LOOKING A LITTLE RUN-DOWN. 384 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,400 YEAH? YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO PAUL? 385 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,767 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING THE PLACE UP. 386 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,233 UH, ACTUALLY, I ALREADY DID. UH... 387 00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:13,800 HE SEEMS KIND OF RUN-DOWN, TOO. 388 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:17,233 WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING TALKING TO PAUL? 389 00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:21,700 WELL, I WAS PICKING UP M.J., AND HE CAME OUT OF THE HOUSE, 390 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:24,500 AND... KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 391 00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:26,400 WHY? WHO CARES? 392 00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,833 MIKE, HE GAVE ME A KIDNEY. 393 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,600 NO, BETH GAVE YOU A KIDNEY. 394 00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:33,100 PAUL DID EVERYTHING HE COULD TO BLOCK IT. 395 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,767 YEAH, BUT WE TALKED, AND AFTER, HE SEEMED SO SAD. 396 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,700 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! 397 00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:42,167 I KNOW YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY, BUT I DON'T TRUST HIM. (sighs) 398 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,533 PLEASE... JUST DO ME A FAVOR 399 00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:47,833 AND STAY AWAY FROM HIM. 400 00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:50,167 OKAY. 401 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,233 NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE FUN? 402 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,167 LIKE OUR PLAN FOR SEX NIGHT? 403 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,167 (both chuckle) 404 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,267 OKAY, HOLD THAT THOUGHT. I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER. 405 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:05,667 (shower running) 406 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,467 (curtain rings rattle) 407 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,200 MAY I COME IN? 408 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,467 PLEASE. 409 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,200 (gasps) 410 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:32,233 (breathing deeply) 411 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,267 (piano playing, indistinct conversations) 412 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,200 LYNETTE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 413 00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:50,167 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A SPA THING. 414 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,433 OH, PLEASE. I CAN GET A FACE FULL OF STEAM 415 00:19:52,467 --> 00:19:54,267 STANDING OVER A POT OF SPAGHETTI ANY NIGHT OF THE WEEK. 416 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:58,533 I WANNA SEE CHRIS CAVANAUGH. I KNOW, AND I ASKED, AND THEY SAID NO. 417 00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,467 THE KEYNOTE SPEECH ISN'T FOR SPOUSES. 418 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,100 THEY SAID THEY'VE GOT OTHER ACTIVITIES PLANNED FOR YOU. 419 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:06,533 ACTIVITIES THAT THEY PLAN FOR ME? TOM, I'M NOT A CHILD. 420 00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:08,167 OH! 421 00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:13,500 (lowered voice) I'M A GROWN-UP. I'LL DECIDE WHAT I WANT TO DO. 422 00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:16,400 COME ON. DON'T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WANNA SEE THIS GUY? 423 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:20,633 CAN'T YOU PULL SOME STRINGS? I DON'T HAVE ANY STRINGS. WHEN I'VE BEEN FIVE OR SIX TIMES, 424 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:23,533 THEN MAYBE I CAN ASK FOR A FAVOR, BUT NOT NOW. 425 00:20:23,567 --> 00:20:25,467 THERE YOU ARE. SOMEONE'S BEEN NAUGHTY. 426 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,267 LET'S GO, MRS. SCAVO. I THINK IT'S SOMEBODY'S SPA TIME. 427 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,500 (ice cubes clink) 428 00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:34,033 THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP US DRUNK, HUH? SO WE DON'T FIGHT BACK. 429 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,467 THIS HITS THE SPOT. 430 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,400 I REMEMBERED YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE 431 00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:44,600 SAME WAY YOU LIKE YOUR MEN-- STRONG... AND IRISH. 432 00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:46,133 (both chuckle) 433 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,467 SO HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF JAIL SO SOON? 434 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,133 WAS IT GOOD BEHAVIOR 435 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,833 OR BAD BEHAVIOR WITH THE WARDEN? 436 00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,567 OH, KAREN. 437 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:59,700 HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR FRANK AND SALTY QUESTIONS. 438 00:20:59,733 --> 00:21:01,667 ACTUALLY, IT WAS, UH, 439 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:04,700 WHAT THEY CALL HUMANITARIAN RELEASE. 440 00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:07,367 YOU SEE... 441 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,433 MY ONLY DAUGHTER PASSED AWAY JUST RECENTLY. 442 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:13,467 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A DAUGHTER. 443 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,300 SUCH A SWEET GIRL. 444 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,633 SO YOUNG. 445 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,533 SHE WAS BARELY 30 WHEN SHE DIED. 446 00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:23,567 I WISH I COULD HAVE MET HER. 447 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,500 ACTUALLY, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DID. 448 00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:28,367 HER NAME WAS BETH. BETH YOUNG. 449 00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:34,400 CAN I... FRESHEN THAT? 450 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,100 SO WE'LL CUT YOU BACK TO TEN EVERY OTHER DAY 451 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,833 ON THE PREDNISONE AND TAKE IT FROM THERE. ANY QUESTIONS? 452 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,167 I DO HAVE ONE. 453 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,067 SHOOT. 454 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,367 IS IT COMMON FOR PATIENTS TO HAVE SEX DREAMS 455 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,300 ABOUT THE HUSBANDS OF THEIR DEAD DONORS? 456 00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:56,800 I HAVE TO ADMIT, I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 457 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,700 UNDERSTAND--AWAKE, I HAVE NO CONSCIOUS DESIRE FOR THIS MAN. 458 00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:01,067 BUT IN MY DREAMS... 459 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:04,567 SUSAN, I'M NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST. BUT YOU WENT TO MED SCHOOL. 460 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,733 YOU MUST HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT DREAMS-- 461 00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:08,667 A COURSE, A BOOK. 462 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:12,367 OKAY. WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT BEFORE YOU WENT TO SLEEP? 463 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,233 I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIM. OH. 464 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,400 I MEAN, HE'S NOT DOING VERY WELL, AND I GOT 465 00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:20,500 IN AN ARGUMENT WITH MY HUSBAND ABOUT WHETHER I SHOULD HELP HIM. 466 00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:23,800 WELL, MAYBE THE DREAM IS TELLING YOU TO FOLLOW THAT IMPULSE. 467 00:22:23,833 --> 00:22:26,333 THE MAN'S WIFE DIED. YOU'RE ALIVE BECAUSE OF IT. 468 00:22:26,367 --> 00:22:28,700 IT'S NATURAL TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT HIM 469 00:22:28,733 --> 00:22:31,533 AND WANT TO MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY. MIKE REALLY DOESN'T WANT ME TO TALK TO HIM. 470 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:33,067 IT'S YOUR CALL, 471 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:37,767 BUT MY GUESS IS YOUR DREAMS WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU DO. 472 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,700 WHEN PAUL WENT TO JAIL, 473 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,600 HIS ONE GOAL WAS TO MAKE ME PAY FOR PUTTING HIM THERE, 474 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:46,067 SO HE WROTE TO BETH, BEGGING HER TO COME SEE HIM. 475 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:49,633 HE SAID HE WAS INNOCENT, THAT HE WAS A GOOD MAN. 476 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:53,333 PAUL'S VERY CHARMING WHEN HE WANTS TO BE, AND BETH... 477 00:22:53,367 --> 00:22:55,500 SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM, 478 00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:58,067 JUST LIKE HE KNEW SHE WOULD. 479 00:22:58,067 --> 00:22:59,800 WELL, DIDN'T YOU TRY TO WARN HER? 480 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:04,133 OF COURSE. SHE JUST SAID I DIDN'T KNOW HIM LIKE SHE DID. 481 00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:07,667 WHEN HE WAS RELEASED, WHEN HE HAD DEFILED HER, 482 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,800 THE REAL PAUL CAME OUT. 483 00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:13,800 HE SAID HE'D NEVER LOVED HER, THAT SHE WAS STUPID 484 00:23:13,833 --> 00:23:17,067 AND THAT SHE DIDN'T DESERVE TO LIVE. 485 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:22,067 S-SO SHE KILLED HERSELF... 486 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,067 JUST LIKE HE KNEW SHE WOULD. 487 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,167 BASTARD. 488 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,367 I HOPE YOU'LL KEEP THIS STORY BETWEEN US 489 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,067 AT LEAST FOR NOW. 490 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,233 BETH WOULD HATE FOR ALL HER FRIENDS TO KNOW 491 00:23:33,267 --> 00:23:35,167 WHAT A FOOL SHE WAS. 492 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,100 OKAY, BUT THE ONE THING I DON'T GET 493 00:23:37,133 --> 00:23:40,167 IS WHY DO YOU WANNA LIVE ON THE SAME STREET AS THAT MONSTER? 494 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,100 (whispers) SO I CAN WATCH HIM! 495 00:23:42,133 --> 00:23:45,800 (normal voice) IT'S TOO LATE FOR BETH AND MY SISTER, 496 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,333 BUT I WON'T LET HIM DESTROY ANOTHER WOMAN 497 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,433 THE WAY HE DESTROYED THEM. 498 00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:52,367 WELL, YOU'RE NOT WATCHING HIM ALONE, 499 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,400 BECAUSE I'LL KEEP MY EYE ON THAT S.O.B., TOO. 500 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,600 NOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING-- ANYTHING AT ALL-- 501 00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:58,533 YOU GIVE ME A CALL. 502 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:01,200 OH, KAREN. 503 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,233 I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE YOU. 504 00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:11,300 (New Age music playing) (sighs) 505 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:14,200 (moans) 506 00:24:14,233 --> 00:24:17,167 WONDERFUL WHAT A 4-HANDED MASSAGE CAN DO. 507 00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:19,467 ONE MORE HAND, AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN PERFECT, 508 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,400 BUT THIS AIN'T THAT KIND OF SPA. 509 00:24:22,433 --> 00:24:24,133 YEAH. 510 00:24:24,167 --> 00:24:26,667 NO, NO, TELL HIM HE HAS A CHOICE. 511 00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,300 HE CAN SIGN THOSE PAPERS BEFORE I SHOVE THEM DOWN HIS THROAT 512 00:24:29,333 --> 00:24:32,467 OR AFTER THEY COME OUT THE OTHER END. 513 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,533 I GUESS SOMEONE DIDN'T SEE THE "NO CELL PHONES" SIGN. NO. 514 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:39,433 I GUESS THAT RULE ONLY APPLIES TO PLUS ONES. 515 00:24:39,467 --> 00:24:41,367 I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 516 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,400 I WANNA GRAB A SOAK BEFORE THE KEYNOTE SPEECH. BYE. (cell phone beeps) 517 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,733 (indistinct conversations) 518 00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:13,267 OH, MS. BUTLER? 519 00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,633 HUH? OH, HI. 520 00:25:14,667 --> 00:25:18,100 YES, I'M HER. SHE'S ME. MEG BUTLER. MEG. 521 00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:20,567 OH, WE HAVE A SEAT FOR YOU UP FRONT. 522 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,800 OH, UH... 523 00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:26,167 UH... GREAT. 524 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,200 (amplified voice) WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 525 00:25:36,233 --> 00:25:40,167 NOW TO INTRODUCE OUR KEYNOTE SPEAKER-- 526 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,367 THE PRESIDENT OF AMTech, MS. MEG BUTLER. 527 00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:46,200 COME UP. 528 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:51,567 COME ON. (mouths words) 529 00:26:05,533 --> 00:26:08,100 (amplified voice) HI. 530 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:15,467 THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW MEG KNOW... I'M NOT MEG. 531 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,667 NUTMEG. (chuckles) THAT'S FUNNY. 532 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:23,433 UH, ANYWAY... MEG ASKED ME TO INTRODUCE CHRIS CAVANAUGH 533 00:26:23,467 --> 00:26:27,200 BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT A HUGE, HUGE FAN I AM. 534 00:26:27,233 --> 00:26:30,767 WHERE ARE YA, YA BIG-BRAINED RASCAL? 535 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,500 OH, THERE HE IS. 536 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:35,067 ALMOST AS HOT AS HIS AUTHOR PHOTO. 537 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,800 (chuckles) 538 00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:38,800 ANYWAY... 539 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:43,067 THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T READ "FLASHPOINT," DO IT IMMEDIATELY. 540 00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:44,800 PUT IT IN YOUR KINDLE, YOUR iPad. 541 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:47,800 I DON'T KNOW. BUY THE BOOK. IT WILL MAKE YOU SMARTER, 542 00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:53,300 BECAUSE WHAT CHRIS CAVANAUGH HAS TO SAY ABOUT HUMAN NATURE, 543 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:56,100 ABOUT CREATIVITY, 544 00:26:56,133 --> 00:26:58,533 IS ABSOLUTELY-- THERE SHE IS! 545 00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:02,467 THAT'S THE BITCH WHO STOLE MY LANYARD AND MY CLOTHES! 546 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:03,633 (audience murmuring) 547 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:05,633 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHRIS CAVANAUGH. 548 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,267 (microphone feedback) 549 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:10,233 (murmuring continues) 550 00:27:10,267 --> 00:27:11,533 (exhales deeply) 551 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,200 (sighs) HI. I CALLED YOU A BUNCH OF TIMES. 552 00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:20,067 YOUR PHONE MUST BE BROKEN. IT IS NOW. PLEASE RESPECT MY PRIVACY. 553 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:22,400 PAUL, YOU HAVE TO LET ME TALK TO YOU. 554 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:23,767 WHY? 555 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,767 BECAUSE YOU'RE A MESS, AND SOMEONE HAS TO DO SOMETHING. 556 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,400 AND OKAY, I'M HAVING DREAMS ABOUT US. 557 00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:33,067 DREAMS? WHAT KIND OF DREAMS? 558 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:34,467 REGULAR DREAMS-- 559 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,467 LOTS OF DAYLIGHT, LOTS OF CLOTHES. 560 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:39,333 LOOK, I'M YOUR LANDLORD. I HAVE A RIGHT TO COME IN. 561 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:42,200 BUT I'D LIKE YOU TO INVITE ME IN. 562 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:50,433 (door closes) 563 00:27:50,467 --> 00:27:52,633 GETTING READY TO COOK SOMETHING? 564 00:27:52,667 --> 00:27:55,133 I SEE ONIONS, POTATOES, 565 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:57,067 THIS LONG GREEN AND WHITE THING 566 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,133 WITH SCARY LITTLE HAIRS ON THE BOTTOM. 567 00:27:59,167 --> 00:28:00,333 THIS IS FOOD, RIGHT? 568 00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:02,067 IT'S CALLED A LEEK. 569 00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:05,233 I WAS TRYING TO MAKE POTATO LEEK SOUP. 570 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,167 I LOVE POTATO LEEK SOUP. 571 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,700 OF COURSE, THAT WAS BEFORE I KNEW WHAT A LEEK WAS. 572 00:28:09,733 --> 00:28:11,800 YOU WANT SOME HELP? 573 00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:14,267 COME ON. SOUP I CAN DO. 574 00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:17,467 MAKING SOUP? IS THAT WHAT WE WERE DOING IN YOUR DREAM? 575 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:20,367 NO. NO, WE WEREN'T. 576 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,067 THAT REMINDS ME. I NEED TO WASH MY HANDS. 577 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:27,800 (door closes) 578 00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:30,100 HEY. HOW WAS THE BIG CONFERENCE? 579 00:28:31,433 --> 00:28:33,800 OKAY. 580 00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:36,333 YOU MEET ANY GUYS FOR ME? I'M NOT PICKY. 581 00:28:36,367 --> 00:28:38,267 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 582 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,333 (singsongy) UGLY PLUS MONEY EQUALS HANDSOME. 583 00:28:40,367 --> 00:28:41,533 (chuckles) WELL, APPARENTLY, 584 00:28:41,567 --> 00:28:45,433 CRAZY PLUS WIFE EQUALS LAUGHINGSTOCK. 585 00:28:45,467 --> 00:28:48,333 UH, YOU TWO HAVING A FIGHT? 586 00:28:48,367 --> 00:28:50,300 YEAH, KINDA. 587 00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:54,233 WELL, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE. 588 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,533 TOM, WHY DON'T WE FINISH THIS LATER? 589 00:28:57,567 --> 00:28:59,067 (bottle cap clatters) OH, I'M SORRY. 590 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:01,800 DO YOU NOT WANNA BE EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIEND? 591 00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:03,433 WELL, SHE JUST EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT 592 00:29:03,467 --> 00:29:06,633 OF THE WHOLE FORTUNE 500. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS I CAN APOLOGIZE. 593 00:29:06,667 --> 00:29:09,267 AT SOME POINT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LET IT GO. 594 00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:12,067 I KINDA DON'T FEEL LIKE LETTING IT GO, LYNETTE. 595 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:14,833 IT'S NOT JUST THE FACT THAT YOU HUMILIATED ME. 596 00:29:14,867 --> 00:29:17,733 IT'S THAT AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS THAT I SUPPORTED YOU, 597 00:29:17,767 --> 00:29:21,167 TOOK A BACKSEAT TO YOUR CAREER, YOU COULDN'T DO THE SAME FOR ME. 598 00:29:31,467 --> 00:29:33,433 (sighs) WHAT HAPPENED? 599 00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,467 IT WAS AWFUL. 600 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:38,200 ALL WEEKEND, I WAS TREATED LIKE A PLUS ONE, 601 00:29:38,233 --> 00:29:39,833 A SECOND CLASS CITIZEN, A-- 602 00:29:39,867 --> 00:29:40,800 A WIFE! 603 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:45,067 LYNETTE, IN TOM'S WORLD, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 604 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,533 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET USED TO IT. 605 00:29:47,567 --> 00:29:49,733 WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA GET USED TO IT? 606 00:29:49,767 --> 00:29:52,367 WELL, TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO SPENT EIGHT YEARS 607 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,633 BEING "MRS. THIRD BASEMAN," 608 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,100 YOU CAN BE A WIFE... 609 00:29:57,133 --> 00:30:00,000 OR YOU CAN BE A FIRST WIFE. 610 00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:04,500 I'M HOME. 611 00:30:04,533 --> 00:30:06,433 HI, HONEY. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 612 00:30:06,467 --> 00:30:08,800 WORKED STRAIGHT THROUGH LUNCH AND I'M STARVING. (sighs) 613 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:09,600 WHAT'S THIS? 614 00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,700 IT'S A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE. 615 00:30:11,733 --> 00:30:13,567 WOW. 616 00:30:15,267 --> 00:30:17,400 REMINDS ME OF THE CAKE YOUR OLD FRIEND BREE 617 00:30:17,433 --> 00:30:19,333 BROUGHT TO DINNER LAST MONTH. 618 00:30:19,367 --> 00:30:21,067 (sniffs) 619 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:25,167 HUH. I-I DON'T REMEMBER THAT. 620 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,367 'CAUSE OBVIOUSLY BREE DIDN'T MAKE THIS ONE, 621 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,567 SINCE I DON'T SEE HER ANYMORE 622 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,033 BECAUSE I KNOW... HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER. 623 00:30:32,067 --> 00:30:33,767 SO... WHERE'D THIS COME FROM? 624 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:38,767 I... M-MADE IT. 625 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,600 REALLY? (dish clatters) 626 00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:41,667 HMM. 627 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,600 THE WOMAN WHO ORDERED IN CHINESE FOOD 628 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:46,400 FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER MADE A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE. 629 00:30:46,433 --> 00:30:49,167 WELL, IT'S NOT THAT HARD. 630 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:53,733 IT'S JUST SOME PINEAPPLES AND... UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE. 631 00:30:53,767 --> 00:30:56,500 YOU KNOW WHAT? 632 00:30:56,533 --> 00:30:59,500 THIS LOOKS... SO GOOD. 633 00:30:59,533 --> 00:31:02,533 I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO MAKE ME ONE... 634 00:31:02,567 --> 00:31:03,733 JUST LIKE IT. 635 00:31:03,767 --> 00:31:05,167 RIGHT NOW? 636 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,767 YEAH, AND I'M GONNA SIT HERE AND WATCH YOU... 637 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,200 EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 638 00:31:12,233 --> 00:31:16,100 SURE. (scoffs) (nasal voice) NO PROBLEM. 639 00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:18,533 (normal voice) UH... 640 00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:20,733 FIRST, I'M GONNA GET SOME FLOUR, 641 00:31:20,767 --> 00:31:23,367 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE A CAKE WITHOUT FLOUR, RIGHT? 642 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,467 (chuckles nervously) 643 00:31:27,633 --> 00:31:31,400 OH, NO! GOT IT ALL OVER ME. 644 00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:36,133 MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE MY TOP OFF. 645 00:31:36,167 --> 00:31:37,167 IN FACT... 646 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,200 WHY DON'T YOU AND I GO UP TO THE BEDROOM AND-- 647 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,433 MAKE THE CAKE. 648 00:31:43,467 --> 00:31:45,367 WELL, YOU REALLY ARE HUNGRY. 649 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,667 WELL, LET ME FRESHEN UP FIRST. 650 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:54,133 HE WANTS YOU TO MAKE A PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE-- 651 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:56,267 THE WOMAN WHO ORDERED IN CHINESE FOR CHRISTMAS? 652 00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:59,167 YES, WE'VE ALREADY COVERED THAT. NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 653 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,100 IF I CAN'T MAKE THIS, 654 00:32:01,133 --> 00:32:03,267 HE'S GONNA KNOW I'VE BEEN SEEING YOU. 655 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:06,067 JUST STALL HIM. I'LL MAKE ONE AND SLIP IT TO YOU. 656 00:32:06,067 --> 00:32:08,733 (lowered voice) NO, HE WANTS TO WATCH ME MAKE IT. 657 00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:10,600 OKAY, DON'T PANIC. WE CAN DO THIS. 658 00:32:10,633 --> 00:32:13,267 HOW? (breathing deeply) 659 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:14,667 OKAY! 660 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:19,433 ONE PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE COMING RIGHT UP. 661 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:25,333 FIRST, PREHEAT YOUR OVEN TO 300. (beeping) 662 00:32:25,367 --> 00:32:28,667 FIRST, I'M GONNA PREHEAT MY OVEN TO 300. 663 00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:32,400 THEN WE'RE GONNA START WITH THE CARAMEL TOPPING. 664 00:32:32,433 --> 00:32:34,567 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA START WITH THE CARAMEL TOPPING... 665 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:39,167 FOR WHICH I WILL NEED... 666 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,700 SUGAR. (chuckles) 667 00:32:42,367 --> 00:32:46,500 BROWN SUGAR. (chuckles) 668 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:49,167 AND BUTTER. HOW MUCH BUTTER? 669 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,600 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 670 00:32:51,633 --> 00:32:53,767 UH... MY... GRANDMOTHER. 671 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,167 SEE, THIS WAS HER RECIPE, AND TALKING TO HER 672 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,767 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE WE'RE MAKING IT TOGETHER. 673 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,767 HOW MUCH BUTTER, GRANDMA? 674 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,267 QUARTER CUP. GOT IT. 675 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,733 AND? 676 00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:14,233 IT'S VERY GOOD. 677 00:33:14,267 --> 00:33:16,100 IT IS? HOT DAMN. 678 00:33:16,133 --> 00:33:18,767 YOU KNOW, TRUTHFULLY, I WAS JUST KINDA WINGING IT. 679 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,700 OH, AND IF YOU DON'T TASTE THE WINE, 680 00:33:20,733 --> 00:33:22,733 IT'S 'CAUSE I DRANK IT. 681 00:33:24,467 --> 00:33:25,667 AHH. 682 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,767 SO LAST TIME YOU AND I HAD A MEAL TOGETHER, 683 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,100 HAD TO BE... BEFORE MARY ALICE DIED. 684 00:33:39,133 --> 00:33:42,067 THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 685 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:45,433 MAYBE WE SHOULD START DOING THAT AGAIN. 686 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:49,067 SUSAN... WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 687 00:33:49,067 --> 00:33:50,733 WHY DO YOU CARE? 688 00:33:50,767 --> 00:33:53,667 M.J.! NO RUNNING. 689 00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:55,367 AH, LEAVE HIM ALONE. 690 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,533 IT'S NICE TO SEE SOMETHING MOVING FAST IN HERE. 691 00:33:57,567 --> 00:33:59,467 THANKS. AND JUST TO WARN YOU, 692 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,733 WE... MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE PICKING HIM UP. 693 00:34:02,767 --> 00:34:03,800 YEAH? LOOKS LIKE 694 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:06,733 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE GETTING STARTED. 695 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:12,333 (door closes) 696 00:34:12,367 --> 00:34:15,633 I REMEMBER A GUY THAT USED TO LIVE ON THIS STREET. 697 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:18,300 HE TAUGHT MY DAUGHTER TO SWIM. 698 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,600 HE MADE A KILLER BARBECUE TRI-TIP. 699 00:34:20,633 --> 00:34:23,300 HE HAD A LAUGH YOU COULD HEAR THREE HOUSES AWAY. 700 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:26,667 I LIKED THAT GUY. I'M NOT THAT MAN ANYMORE. (sighs) 701 00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:30,700 I THINK YOU CAN BE. 702 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,800 (spoon clatters) 703 00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:40,433 OH, YOU KNOW, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 704 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,500 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? I ASKED YOU NOT TO COME HERE. 705 00:34:44,533 --> 00:34:46,433 I KNOW, BUT PAUL IS SUFFERING, 706 00:34:46,467 --> 00:34:49,067 AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS TURNED THEIR BACK ON HIM. 707 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,233 YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE HE'S A BAD GUY! 708 00:34:51,267 --> 00:34:53,233 LOOK, YOU MIGHT HAVE FALLEN FOR HIS ACT, 709 00:34:53,267 --> 00:34:56,367 BUT I HAVEN'T, AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER. 710 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,300 GET IN THE CAR. WE'RE GOING. 711 00:34:58,333 --> 00:35:00,300 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 712 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:03,200 MIKE, I--BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I AM NOT AN IDIOT. 713 00:35:03,233 --> 00:35:06,100 I DON'T NEED TO BE RESCUED FROM WHATEVER TROUBLE IT IS 714 00:35:06,133 --> 00:35:08,100 YOU THINK I'M GETTING MYSELF INTO. 715 00:35:08,133 --> 00:35:10,433 YOU DON'T KNOW THIS GUY LIKE I DO. 716 00:35:10,467 --> 00:35:13,333 I KNOW THE LOOK IN SOMEBODY'S EYES WHEN THEY'RE HURTING, 717 00:35:13,367 --> 00:35:16,767 AND I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I KNOW THAT PAUL'S OKAY. SO YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THERE. 718 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,633 YEAH. SUPPORT ME OR NOT. THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 719 00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,733 (sighs) 720 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,500 UGH! 721 00:35:29,267 --> 00:35:31,467 (bell dings) 722 00:35:31,500 --> 00:35:34,300 (beeps, clank) 723 00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:38,233 (oven door shuts) (sighs) 724 00:35:38,267 --> 00:35:40,167 OOH. 725 00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,833 (gasps) 726 00:35:46,867 --> 00:35:49,800 OH! 727 00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:53,333 I HEARD AN OVEN TIMER GO OFF. LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 728 00:35:53,367 --> 00:35:55,533 NO! AAH! NOT YET! 729 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,067 SECRET'S ALL IN THE COOLING, AND IN FACT, IT'LL PROBABLY 730 00:36:00,100 --> 00:36:01,467 COOL FASTER ON THE WINDOWSILL. 731 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,067 (gasps) HI. WE'RE COLLECTING FOR JUVENILE-- 732 00:36:07,067 --> 00:36:10,567 OUT OF MY WAY! HOT CAKE! 733 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,567 OKAY, BUT WHILE WE ARE WAITING, 734 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,367 THERE'S JUST ONE THING I HAVE TO SAY. 735 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:19,400 HEY. THIS IS NOT ABOUT A CAKE. THIS IS ABOUT TRUST. 736 00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:22,200 IT IS A SAD DAY WHEN A HUSBAND FORCES A WIFE TO BAKE FOR HIM 737 00:36:22,233 --> 00:36:24,267 JUST TO PROVE SHE'S NOT A LIAR. 738 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:26,733 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW OFFENSIVE THAT IS? 739 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,200 CAKE'S READY. 740 00:36:32,167 --> 00:36:38,533 AHH. THERE. ONE PERFECT PINEAPPLE UPSIDE DOWN CAKE. 741 00:36:38,567 --> 00:36:42,300 IF ONLY TRUST WERE SO EASY TO MAKE. 742 00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:49,233 (door squeaks) 743 00:36:49,267 --> 00:36:52,267 (crickets chirping in distance) 744 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,433 (exhales deeply) 745 00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:06,667 YOU LOOK SURPRISED. 746 00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:11,233 I AM. (chuckles) 747 00:37:11,267 --> 00:37:13,167 AFTER THE WAY I TALKED TO YOU, 748 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,667 I WAS KIND OF EXPECTING THE FIRING SQUAD. 749 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:17,733 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, 750 00:37:17,767 --> 00:37:21,067 BUT I DECIDED TO GO FOR THE ROMANTIC DINNER. 751 00:37:21,067 --> 00:37:23,067 FIGURED, LESS CLEANUP. 752 00:37:24,767 --> 00:37:28,367 HONEY, I... I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT PAUL. 753 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,267 I KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT ME. 754 00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:34,300 AND YOU'RE JUST BEING YOU-- THE WOMAN THAT MAKES ME 755 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:37,200 PULL OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN A RAINSTORM 756 00:37:37,233 --> 00:37:39,133 TO PICK UP A SICK RACCOON. 757 00:37:39,167 --> 00:37:42,100 IT MY DEFENSE, I DID THINK IT WAS A CAT. 758 00:37:42,133 --> 00:37:45,167 (chuckles) THE POINT IS... 759 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,600 I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU 760 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:52,233 FOR BEING THE KIND, COMPASSIONATE WOMAN YOU ARE. 761 00:37:52,267 --> 00:37:55,500 ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S BEEN SIX WEEKS 762 00:37:55,533 --> 00:37:57,367 SINCE WE'VE HAD SEX. 763 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,167 THAT, TOO. 764 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:05,167 (laughing) 765 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:09,167 YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WATCHING THE GIRLS ALL WEEKEND? 766 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,133 HEY, CAN'T MISS YOUR OLD MODELING FRIEND'S FUNERAL. 767 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:14,733 YEAH. WE WERE REALLY CLOSE. 768 00:38:14,767 --> 00:38:16,800 WELL, YOU GET TO SEE SOME OLD FRIENDS, 769 00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:19,333 MAYBE EVEN RECONNECT WITH A FEW. MAYBE. 770 00:38:19,367 --> 00:38:23,233 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S BEEN HARD FOR YOU TO NOT SEE BREE, 771 00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:25,233 BUT IT HAS MEANT A LOT TO ME. 772 00:38:25,267 --> 00:38:27,733 (sighs) MM. 773 00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:31,267 NICE COAT. IS IT NEW? YEAH. I JUST BOUGHT IT THIS WEEK. 774 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:38,500 SO THEN THIS LONG RED HAIR MUST HAVE GOT ON IT PRETTY RECENTLY. 775 00:38:42,133 --> 00:38:45,133 (chuckles) IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 776 00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:47,067 I... TOOK JUANITA TO A KID'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, 777 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,667 AND I HUGGED A CLOWN. YOU HUGGED A CLOWN? 778 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:52,400 HIS MONKEY DIED. HE WAS VERY EMOTIONAL. 779 00:38:52,433 --> 00:38:54,633 SO YOU'RE OFF TO A FUNERAL, HUH? 780 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:55,600 (thud) 781 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:57,500 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 782 00:38:57,533 --> 00:39:00,100 (unzips suitcase) DON'T--DON'T OPEN THAT! I PACKED IT VERY CAREFULLY! 783 00:39:00,133 --> 00:39:02,333 I CAN SEE THAT. 784 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:05,567 ONE, TWO, THREE BIKINIS. 785 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,367 IS YOUR FRIEND BEING BURIED AT SEA? 786 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,167 STOP IT. I'M GONNA BE LATE. 787 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,100 LATE FOR WHAT? WEEKEND GETAWAY WITH BREE? 788 00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:14,100 DAMN IT, GABY. I FORBADE YOU TO SEE HER. 789 00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:16,767 WELL, THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 790 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,233 I EXPECTED YOU TO CHOOSE ME! 791 00:39:19,267 --> 00:39:22,433 YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE WE MOVED TO THIS STREET, 792 00:39:22,467 --> 00:39:26,233 AND--AND YOU GOT SO TIGHT WITH THOSE WOMEN, 793 00:39:26,267 --> 00:39:28,433 I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE YOU PUT THEM FIRST. 794 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:31,167 YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 795 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,433 PROVE IT. 796 00:39:33,467 --> 00:39:35,100 CHOOSE. 797 00:39:35,133 --> 00:39:38,100 WHO DO YOU WANT IN YOUR LIFE--ME OR BREE? 798 00:39:38,133 --> 00:39:39,733 DON'T DO THIS. 799 00:39:39,767 --> 00:39:42,433 I AM DOING IT, GABY. 800 00:39:44,767 --> 00:39:47,467 CHOOSE. 801 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,367 YES, THE RESIDENTS OF WISTERIA LANE 802 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,133 ARE NOTHING IF NOT LOYAL, 803 00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:56,600 BUT THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THAT LOYALTY 804 00:39:56,633 --> 00:39:58,633 IS PUT TO THE TEST... 805 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:04,000 BY THE DESIRE TO HELP A STRICKEN FRIEND... 806 00:40:05,733 --> 00:40:10,667 BY THE NEED TO PROTECT A LONG-BURIED SECRET. 807 00:40:12,533 --> 00:40:18,067 BY THE MOVEMENT OF TWO LIVES IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. 808 00:40:20,233 --> 00:40:25,667 AND SOMETIMES JUST AS ONE TEST OF LOYALTY ENDS... 809 00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:26,667 ANOTHER BEGINS. 810 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:29,633 GABY, I THOUGHT WE SAID WE'D MEET AT THE SPA. 811 00:40:29,667 --> 00:40:33,033 LITTLE CHANGE OF PLANS. CARLOS KNOWS. 812 00:40:33,067 --> 00:40:34,500 ABOUT US? 813 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:37,733 YEAH. CAN I STAY WITH YOU FOR A WHILE? 814 00:40:37,767 --> 00:40:39,400 OF COURSE. 815 00:40:39,433 --> 00:40:42,433 (whispers) THANK YOU. 816 00:40:42,467 --> 00:40:45,133 GIRLS, COME ON. GO ON IN. 817 00:40:46,433 --> 00:40:48,000 (sighs) 59805

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