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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,133 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:14,167 --> 00:00:15,767 I NEED A C.F.O. PREPARED TO GIVE YOU 3 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,267 STOCK OPTIONS, ACCESS TO THE COMPANY JET. 4 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:21,167 TOM GOT A JOB OFFER HE COULDN'T REFUSE. 5 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,633 I AM IN. (whispers) YES! 6 00:00:23,667 --> 00:00:27,333 AT DIALYSIS, SUSAN MADE A FRIEND. 7 00:00:27,367 --> 00:00:29,767 BETH TOOK HER LIFE, 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,333 WHICH LED TO SUSAN GETTING A KIDNEY... 9 00:00:31,367 --> 00:00:34,233 HONOR BETH'S LIFE BY ALLOWING YOU TO MAKE HER WELL. 10 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,267 (gasps) 11 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:37,033 AND FELICIA BEING FREED. 12 00:00:37,067 --> 00:00:39,133 I JUST HEARD FROM THE PAROLE BOARD. 13 00:00:39,167 --> 00:00:41,067 THEY'VE DECIDED TO GRANT YOUR REQUEST 14 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:42,367 FOR HUMANITARIAN RELEASE. 15 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,133 (voice breaking) ALEX LEFT ME. 16 00:00:44,167 --> 00:00:45,700 (whispers) OH, HONEY. 17 00:00:45,733 --> 00:00:49,033 I GUESS HE JUST GOT SICK OF LIVING WITH A DRUNK. 18 00:00:49,067 --> 00:00:53,167 AND BREE HELPED HER SON FACE HIS ADDICTION. 19 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,500 (sighs) 20 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,400 (Mary Alice) WHEN BREE VAN DE KAMP 21 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:05,500 DECIDED TO STOP DRINKING, HER RECIPE FOR SOBRIETY 22 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:09,600 WAS THE 12 STEPS OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS. 23 00:01:09,633 --> 00:01:12,233 SHE ADMITTED SHE WAS POWERLESS OVER ALCOHOL... 24 00:01:12,267 --> 00:01:14,400 (sighs) (glass clinks) 25 00:01:14,433 --> 00:01:19,200 SHE ASKED GOD TO REMOVE HER SHORTCOMINGS. 26 00:01:19,233 --> 00:01:24,067 SHE MADE A LIST OF ALL THE PEOPLE SHE HAD HARMED. 27 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:29,667 SO WHEN HER SON ANDREW DECIDED TO STOP DRINKING, 28 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:32,567 BREE WAS PLEASED TO SEE HIM FOLLOW THOSE STEPS 29 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:34,300 AS SUCCESSFULLY AS SHE HAD. 30 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,233 (sighs) LET ME SEE IT AGAIN. 31 00:01:36,267 --> 00:01:38,300 (giggles) 32 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,833 AHH. 30 DAYS SOBER. I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. 33 00:01:43,867 --> 00:01:46,133 I FEEL GREAT, MOM. 34 00:01:46,167 --> 00:01:48,067 AND IT GETS BETTER ALL THE TIME. (clatter) 35 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:50,767 JUST KEEP GOING TO MEETINGS AND WORKING THOSE STEPS. 36 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,200 YEAH, I KIND OF STALLED OUT AROUND NUMBER EIGHT, THOUGH. 37 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:55,600 OOH, THAT IS A TOUGH ONE. 38 00:01:55,633 --> 00:01:58,500 NO ONE LIKES TO MAKE LISTS OF PEOPLE THEY'VE DONE HARM TO, 39 00:01:58,533 --> 00:02:00,533 PARTICULARLY WITH YOUR PENMANSHIP. 40 00:02:00,567 --> 00:02:02,700 NO, I WROTE THE LIST. 41 00:02:02,733 --> 00:02:04,533 BUT NOW I HAVE TO MAKE THE AMENDS, 42 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:09,333 AND THERE'S ONE PERSON I'VE BEEN REALLY AWFUL TO. 43 00:02:09,367 --> 00:02:15,500 WELL, I KNOW IT SEEMS DIFFICULT, BUT GIVE IT A CHANCE. 44 00:02:15,533 --> 00:02:20,400 SOME PEOPLE ARE MORE FORGIVING THAN WE GIVE THEM CREDIT FOR. 45 00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:26,133 (laughs) 46 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:28,667 YOU THOUGHT I MEANT YOU? WELL, OF COURSE I DID. 47 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:29,667 AW, MOM. 48 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:32,667 UH, NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU'RE WAY DOWN THE LIST. 49 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:33,667 I THINK YOU'RE, LIKE, SEVENTH. 50 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:36,433 SEVENTH? 51 00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:39,500 I'D LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT THESE SIX PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME. 52 00:02:39,533 --> 00:02:41,167 DID YOU STEAL THEIR POCKETBOOK? 53 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:42,767 DID YOU WRECK THEIR CAR? 54 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,633 STICK A KITCHEN KNIFE THROUGH AN OIL PORTRAIT OF THEM? 55 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:48,567 OKAY, CALM DOWN. I WILL NOT CALM DOWN. 56 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,100 I RESENT YOU THINKING YOU'VE HARMED ANYONE MORE THAN ME. 57 00:02:51,133 --> 00:02:53,067 WELL, I HAVE. 58 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:56,200 AND IF I'M GONNA MAKE AMENDS, I NEED TO START NOW... 59 00:02:56,233 --> 00:02:59,267 WITH THE TOP OF THE LIST. (sighs) 60 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:02,567 AND WHO MIGHT THAT BE? WHO IS THIS VICTIM NUMBER ONE? 61 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,267 MR. SOLIS. 62 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:11,133 YES, BREE WAS DILIGENT ABOUT FOLLOWING THE 12 STEPS. 63 00:03:11,167 --> 00:03:14,600 AFTER ALL, I DID SORT OF KILL HIS MOM. 64 00:03:14,633 --> 00:03:18,500 BUT EVEN SHE COULD RECOGNIZE A STEP TOO FAR. 65 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,100 ANDREW, STOP! 66 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,200 WE TEACH OUR CHILDREN 67 00:03:32,233 --> 00:03:36,200 TO APOLOGIZE WHEN THEY MAKE A MISTAKE. 68 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:41,233 WE TELL THEM THAT IT'S WRONG TO BLAME OTHERS... 69 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:45,600 OR PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED... 70 00:03:47,533 --> 00:03:51,400 OR TRY TO COVER IT UP. 71 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:56,133 BUT THERE ARE THOSE TIMES WHEN APOLOGIZING... 72 00:03:56,167 --> 00:03:58,067 HEY, CARLOS! YOU GOT A MINUTE? 73 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:00,600 IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF ALL. BE RIGHT THERE. 74 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:03,733 (car door closes) ANDREW, STOP. YOU REALLY NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 75 00:04:03,767 --> 00:04:05,667 MOM, YOU KNOW WHAT THE STEP SAYS-- 76 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:07,700 MAKE DIRECT AMENDS TO THOSE WE HAVE HARMED. 77 00:04:07,733 --> 00:04:09,733 UNLESS TO DO SO WOULD INJURE THEM OR OTHERS. 78 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:12,167 AND IF CARLOS FINDS OUT, TRUST ME, 79 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,100 HE'S GOING TO INJURE OTHERS! 80 00:04:14,133 --> 00:04:15,433 HEY, BUDDY. WHAT'S UP? 81 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:18,100 YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEVER TOLD YOU... 82 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:21,167 UH, YES. HOW WONDERFUL YOU WERE TO HIM AFTER REX DIED. 83 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,267 YOU WERE LIKE A... SURROGATE FATHER. 84 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,167 OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 85 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,800 YOU WERE. YOU TOOK HIM ON HUNTING TRIPS, 86 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,067 FOOTBALL GAMES, CAR RACES... 87 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:30,667 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GAY THEN, 88 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:33,300 OR I'D HAVE THROWN IN A FEW MUSICALS. HA HA HA HA! 89 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:36,200 THE POINT IS, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SO KIND TO PEOPLE, 90 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:39,067 NEVER INURING THEM... OR OTHERS. 91 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:41,800 WELL, THAT WAS THE SAME YEAR THAT MY MOM DIED, 92 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:44,067 SO I WAS WORKING THROUGH SOME GRIEF, TOO. 93 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:46,233 IT WAS GREAT THAT WE COULD BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER. 94 00:04:46,267 --> 00:04:52,400 SO... THAT WAS WHAT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME? 95 00:04:52,433 --> 00:04:56,567 UH, YEAH. YEAH, JUST, UH... THANKS. 96 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,333 NO PROBLEM. 97 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:04,500 (lowered voice) SOMEONE JUST EARNED ANOTHER PIE. (sighs) 98 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:16,700 HEY! 99 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:19,067 WHOEVER'S IN HERE, I OWN THIS HOUSE, 100 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:21,167 AND I WANT YOU OUT NOW! 101 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,667 (creaking) 102 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:31,133 WELL, HELLO, PAUL. 103 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:33,333 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 104 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:34,833 I'M JUST NOSING AROUND 105 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:37,767 TO SEE WHAT I'LL NEED TO BUY BEFORE I MOVE IN. 106 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,433 NOT MUCH, APPARENTLY. 107 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:42,433 I HAD NO IDEA THE PLACE CAME FURNISHED. 108 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,733 HAVE YOU LOST WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR MIND? 109 00:05:44,767 --> 00:05:46,400 THIS IS MY HOUSE! NOW GET OUT! 110 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,333 OH, I KNOW YOU BOUGHT IT. 111 00:05:48,367 --> 00:05:50,833 YOU BOUGHT A LOT OF HOUSES ON THIS STREET, 112 00:05:50,867 --> 00:05:52,767 BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW, 113 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,200 SO YOU PUT THIS ONE IN BETH'S NAME. 114 00:05:55,233 --> 00:05:57,533 SO WHAT? I WAS HER HUSBAND! 115 00:05:57,567 --> 00:05:59,533 AND SINCE SHE NEVER MADE A WILL... 116 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:02,633 OH, BUT SHE DID, PAUL, YEARS AGO. 117 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:04,800 AND ACCORDING TO THAT WILL, 118 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:09,467 I OWN THIS HOUSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT. 119 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,567 OH, MY GOODNESS! IS THIS A GUSTAV STICKLEY? 120 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,533 DO YOU REALLY THINK THE PEOPLE ON THIS STREET 121 00:06:15,567 --> 00:06:17,467 WANT A MANIPULATIVE PSYCHO FOR A NEIGHBOR? 122 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,367 WELL, THEY LET YOU LIVE HERE, 123 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,667 SO I'M GUESSING THE ZONING LAWS AREN'T ALL THAT STRICT. 124 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:26,200 IF THEY WANNA SHUN ME, LET THEM. 125 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:28,667 I WON'T BE ALONE. 126 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,367 I'LL HAVE MY DAUGHTER WITH ME. 127 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:34,633 MY GOD. YOU STOLE HER ASHES? 128 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:39,200 I DID NOT STEAL THEM. YOU ARE SO QUICK TO THINK THE WORST OF ME. 129 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:44,067 I JUST WENT TO THE MAUSOLEUM AND I EXPLAINED MY LEGAL RIGHTS. 130 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,600 YOUR RIGHTS? 131 00:06:45,633 --> 00:06:48,200 WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHTS? SHE WAS MY WIFE! 132 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,133 DID I SAY YOU COULDN'T VISIT HER? 133 00:06:50,167 --> 00:06:52,500 DROP BY ANYTIME, PAUL. 134 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:54,767 MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN. 135 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,667 EVERYTHING LOOKS GREAT, SUSAN-- 136 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:10,300 YOUR BLOOD WORK, CREATINE LEVELS. 137 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:13,667 YOU'RE, LIKE, THE POSTER GIRL FOR KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS. 138 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:17,533 (sighs) DOES THAT MEAN I CAN HAVE SALTY FOOD AND SEX AGAIN? 139 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,733 SALT IN MODERATION. YOU SHOULD WAIT TWO MORE WEEKS 140 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:22,100 BEFORE RESUMING NORMAL SEXUAL ACTIVITY. 141 00:07:22,133 --> 00:07:24,067 MIKE AND I HAVE ALREADY WAITED A MONTH. 142 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:25,800 THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANYTHING NORMAL ABOUT IT. 143 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:28,300 (laughs) OKAY, WELL, I'LL SEE YOU AT YOUR NEXT CHECKUP. 144 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:30,233 WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO? 145 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:32,400 WELL, I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO THE MALL 146 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:35,300 TO ENJOY THE LAST FEW HOURS OF MY HANDICAP PLACARD. 147 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:37,400 BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO THE DIALYSIS CENTER 148 00:07:37,433 --> 00:07:39,333 TO VISIT MY FRIEND DICK BARROWS. 149 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:41,533 OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE DIALYSIS CENTER. 150 00:07:41,567 --> 00:07:44,567 HE'S HERE IN THE HOSPITAL. HE WAS ADMITTED YESTERDAY. 151 00:07:51,567 --> 00:07:54,067 HEY, TALL, DARK, AND JAUNDICED. 152 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,267 DELFINO. (chuckles) 153 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,500 (door closes) COME CLOSER. 154 00:07:58,533 --> 00:08:01,433 I WANNA SEE IF YOU STILL HAVE THAT NEW KIDNEY SMELL. 155 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:04,567 (laughs) (laughs) 156 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,500 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 157 00:08:06,533 --> 00:08:08,800 WHERE ELSE CAN YOU GET A LARGE JAMAICAN NURSE 158 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:12,467 TO GIVE YOU A SPONGE BATH FOR 4 GRAND A DAY? 159 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,233 ANOTHER VIRAL INFECTION. 160 00:08:14,267 --> 00:08:15,767 (clicks teeth) I'M SORRY. 161 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,167 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT A KIDNEY SO FAST. 162 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:22,100 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE ANY MORE SUICIDAL NEIGHBORS 163 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:23,600 WITH DONOR CARDS? 164 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,833 I DIDN'T LAUGH WHEN YOU WROTE IT ON MY GET-WELL NOTE, 165 00:08:25,867 --> 00:08:27,633 AND I'M NOT LAUGHING NOW. 166 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:32,400 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE. 167 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:33,667 YOU SHOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE. 168 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:36,067 DO YOU GAMBLE? 169 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,567 A LITTLE. 170 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:40,333 AH. OH-HO, GREAT. WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE, 171 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:42,833 I'M TAKING YOU TO THAT CASINO BY THE AIRPORT. 172 00:08:42,867 --> 00:08:46,233 I'VE NEVER WON IN THAT PLACE. YOU COULD BE MY RABBIT'S FOOT. 173 00:08:46,267 --> 00:08:48,167 I'M NOT BIG ON CASINOS. 174 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,100 I'M MORE OF AN AROUND-THE-KITCHEN-TABLE, 175 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:53,800 GOSSIP-WITH-MY-GIRLFRIENDS, WIN-ALL-THE-M&M'S KIND OF GAL. 176 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,333 (both chuckle) (door opens) 177 00:08:56,367 --> 00:09:00,100 AH, IT'S TIME FOR MY SPINAL TAP. 178 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:03,300 YOU SEE? YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY LUCKY ONE. 179 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:09,633 (door closes) HEY, BABE. YOU'RE HOME LATE. 180 00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:12,233 I GOT CALLED DOWN TO THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT. 181 00:09:12,267 --> 00:09:16,400 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 182 00:09:16,433 --> 00:09:18,500 THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS. 183 00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:21,300 OH, NO. WHAT IS THIS? 184 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,300 THAT, MY DEAR... 185 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:28,067 IS MY SIGNING BONUS. (bottle cap clinks) 186 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,100 $100,000. 187 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:34,600 NO WAY. IT IS NOT $100,000. 188 00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:35,633 (whispers) "ONE..." 189 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:39,100 (gasps) IT IS. IT'S $100,000! 190 00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:41,433 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 191 00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:44,333 I KNOW! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH IT? 192 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:45,567 UM, HOW ABOUT THIS-- 193 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,500 GO TO THE BANK, GET 100,000 SINGLES, 194 00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:50,133 AND ROLL AROUND NAKED ON THEM, AND THEN APOLOGIZE 195 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:52,067 TO EVERYBODY AT THE BANK AND COME HOME! 196 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,733 I LIKE THE NAKED PART. OH, MY GOSH! 197 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,400 OH, MY GOSH! 198 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:58,667 OKAY. OKAY, LET'S THINK. UM... 199 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:01,800 OBVIOUSLY, WE SHOULD PUT SOME IN THE KIDS' COLLEGE FUND, 200 00:10:01,833 --> 00:10:05,267 AND THEN TOP OFF OUR RETIREMENT ACCOUNT... 201 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,267 OR ACTUALLY START A RETIREMENT ACCOUNT. 202 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:09,567 DEFINITELY. WE SHOULD DO ALL OF THAT... 203 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,300 WITH 90 GRAND. 204 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,833 THE OTHER 10 IS FOR YOU TO SPEND 205 00:10:13,867 --> 00:10:15,800 ON SOMETHING FUN AND TOTALLY FRIVOLOUS, 206 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:18,700 LIKE A MINK VEST OR A DIAMOND FRISBEE. 207 00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:20,167 NO, NO, NO... 208 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,533 NO. LYNETTE, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED 209 00:10:22,567 --> 00:10:24,500 TO BE ABLE TO SAY THIS TO YOU? 210 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:26,600 GO CRAZY. 211 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,067 IT'S ON ME. 212 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:31,300 FINE. 213 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,233 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A JERK ABOUT IT, 214 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,067 I'LL SPEND $10,000 ON MYSELF. 215 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,300 AAH! 216 00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:38,433 (laughs) WE SHOULD CELEBRATE! 217 00:10:38,467 --> 00:10:39,567 MM. LET'S GO OUT TO DINNER. MWAH. 218 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:43,433 OH, DEFINITELY. BUT NOT TONIGHT. I'VE GOT A TON OF WORK. 219 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:46,500 OKAY? HOW ABOUT FRIDAY? OKAY. IT'S A DATE. 220 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:47,733 (chuckles) 221 00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:49,700 WAIT A SEC. 222 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:50,767 (whispers) "ONE..." 223 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:55,733 (normal voice) NOPE. THAT'S $100,000. 224 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,700 AND I'LL CALL. 225 00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:04,367 9, 10, JACK, QUEEN, KING-- A STRAIGHT. 226 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,633 EAT IT! 227 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:10,167 (chips clinking) I WAS GOING TO SAY HOW NICE IT IS TO HAVE YOU BACK IN OUR GAME, 228 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,633 UNTIL YOU SO CHARMINGLY TOLD US TO "EAT IT." 229 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:16,500 FOR THE THIRD TIME. I'M SORRY. I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN THIS HOT BEFORE. 230 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:20,067 MY FRIEND CALLED IT TODAY. HE SAID I WAS ON A LUCKY STREAK. 231 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:23,200 WELL, YOU ARE LUCKY. YOU GOT A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT. 232 00:11:23,233 --> 00:11:25,167 AND IF YOU TAKE ANY MORE OF MY MONEY, 233 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,600 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A FACE TRANSPLANT. 234 00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:31,467 (laughs) OKAY, IS ANYONE GOING TO NOTICE WHAT'S DIFFERENT AROUND HERE? 235 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,433 YOU CUT YOUR HAIR? 236 00:11:33,467 --> 00:11:35,367 NO. WELL, YOU SHOULD. 237 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,600 I MEAN THE COFFEE. 238 00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:40,400 TOM GAVE ME PART OF HIS SIGNING BONUS 239 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,400 AND SAID, "GO CRAZY," SO... 240 00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:45,833 I BOUGHT A GRIND AND BREW COFFEE MASTER. 241 00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:48,567 WASN'T EVEN ON SALE. CHECK ME OUT. 242 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,300 SHALL I SAY IT? 243 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:54,167 NO, PLEASE, ALLOW ME. YOU'RE PATHETIC. 244 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,300 YOU FINALLY GET A LITTLE MAD MONEY 245 00:11:56,333 --> 00:11:58,233 AND YOU BUY A KITCHEN APPLIANCE? 246 00:11:58,267 --> 00:11:59,800 BUT I DON'T REALLY NEED ANYTHING. 247 00:11:59,833 --> 00:12:02,733 OH, HONEY, LOOK AROUND. YOU NEED EVERYTHING. TWO. 248 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:05,633 WELL, IT'S HARD FOR ME. TOM'S ONLY HAD THIS JOB A MONTH. 249 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:08,300 I'M USED TO CLIPPING COUPONS AND BUYING IN BULK. 250 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:11,467 I EVEN COLOR MY OWN HAIR. AH. MYSTERY SOLVED. 251 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,433 HEY. (clicks teeth) 252 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,400 HOW DID YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? 253 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:17,400 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I TRIED. I TRIED FOR YEARS. 254 00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:20,067 I COULDN'T EVEN GET HER OUT OF FLIP-FLOPS. 255 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,800 OH, MAYBE I CAN TAKE A SHOT AT HER. 256 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:23,367 DON'T DO IT. SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART. 257 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,200 (sighs) WELL, I'M BORED. LOOK, AFTER THIS GAME, 258 00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:28,500 I AM TAKING YOU TO A CLOTHING STORE... 259 00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:31,567 THAT DOESN'T ALSO SELL PATIO FURNITURE AND MEAT. 260 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,100 (laughs) I'M OUT. 261 00:12:38,533 --> 00:12:41,567 I'LL BET $20. 262 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,467 I'M ALL IN. 263 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,767 YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR CARDS. 264 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,367 I DON'T NEED TO. 265 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,067 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, VAN DE KAMP? 266 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,700 DID YOU COME TO PLAY? 267 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:56,700 HUH. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF. 268 00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:59,600 (sighs) 269 00:12:59,633 --> 00:13:03,333 (laughs) THREE KINGS. 270 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:06,267 OH, LOOK AT ME! I SHOULD BUY A LOTTERY TICKET RIGHT NOW. 271 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,633 YES, YOU SHOULD, AND THEN YOU SHOULD "EAT IT." 272 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,433 (laughter) 273 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:18,167 I SO DON'T BELONG HERE. 274 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,800 (lowered voice) THAT SALESLADY KNOWS IT, TOO. 275 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:25,700 DID YOU SEE THE LOOK SHE JUST GAVE ME? COME ON. 276 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:28,133 WHAT? WAIT. (sighs) 277 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,600 UM, EXCUSE ME. 278 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:33,700 WE'D LIKE TWO PROSCIUTTO PANINIS 279 00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:36,300 AND A COUPLE OF ICED CAPPUCCINOS. 280 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:40,467 THERE'S A CAFé ACROSS THE STREET. 281 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,833 OH, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO TO THE ENORMOUS HASSLE 282 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:46,733 OF BUYING THIS PLACE JUST TO FIRE YOU. 283 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,767 (clears throat) 284 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,367 NICE. 285 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,467 NOW LET'S GET STARTED. 286 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:01,300 (gasps) OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO TRY THESE ON. 287 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,100 NAH. I DON'T-- I DON'T NEED BOOTS. 288 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:06,500 YOU WILL ONCE YOU TRY THEM. 289 00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,633 AHH. 290 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:14,667 IT'S LIKE THE BOOT IS FRENCH KISSING MY FOOT. 291 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:16,533 WALK AROUND IN THEM. 292 00:14:20,367 --> 00:14:22,300 OH, DEAR. 293 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,067 WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO MY FEET NOW... 294 00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:27,667 (whispers) I CAN'T EVEN SAY. (laughs) 295 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,833 OH. 296 00:14:29,867 --> 00:14:33,367 NOW... TRY THESE. 297 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,233 $500 FOR JEANS? 298 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:38,133 I WOULDN'T PAY THAT IF THEY HAD $400 IN THE POCKET. 299 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,467 TRY THEM. 300 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,167 LOOK AT MY ASS! 301 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,300 (gasps) WHERE DID THAT ASS COME FROM? 302 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,233 IT CAME WITH THE JEANS. OHH! 303 00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:48,067 YOU LIKE IT? OHH! 304 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,067 YOU SHOULD SEE THE ASS THAT COMES WITH THE $900 PAIR. 305 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,067 (chuckles) 306 00:14:57,467 --> 00:15:00,300 DO I EVEN WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS? 307 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,267 YOU JUST WANT TO PUT IT ON. 308 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:06,767 THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING WITH US, MRS. SCAVO. 309 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,167 UH, THAT DRESS SHOULD BE ALTERED BY TOMORROW. 310 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,400 WE OPEN AT 10:00. 311 00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:12,333 LET'S MAKE IT 8:00. 312 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,367 AND... BRING CROISSANTS. 313 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:19,400 HEY, BREE! (trunk closes) 314 00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:21,333 I HOPE ANDREW BROUGHT HIS RAIN GEAR. 315 00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:23,700 I HEAR IT'S GONNA POUR UP THERE. UP WHERE? 316 00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:26,667 THE CABIN. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 317 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,367 DIDN'T ANDREW TELL YOU? 318 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,333 HE CAME BY THIS MORNING TO TALK TO CARLOS. HE DID? 319 00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,233 YEAH, CARLOS WAS JUST LEAVING FOR A HUNTING TRIP 320 00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:36,133 AND INVITED ANDREW TO COME ALONG FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE. 321 00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:39,433 ANDREW IS WITH CARLOS IN THE WOODS WITH GUNS? 322 00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:41,567 I HAVE TO CALL HIM. WHY? IS SOMETHING WRONG? 323 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,633 OH, YES, SOMETHING'S WRONG. 324 00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,467 HAS ANDREW LOST HIS MIND? I TRIED TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT, 325 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,400 BUT HE'S TAKING THIS A.A. THING SERIOUSLY. 326 00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:51,400 OKAY, SEE, THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH SOBRIETY--IT RUINS LIVES. 327 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:53,267 DAMN IT. I STILL CAN'T GET THROUGH. 328 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,400 THERE'S NO RECEPTION UP THERE. I'M STARTING TO GET SCARED. 329 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,067 OH, YOU'RE SCARED? 330 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,833 I'M GONNA BE THE ONE RAISING TWO KIDS 331 00:15:59,867 --> 00:16:01,767 WITH A HUSBAND IN JAIL FOR MURDER! 332 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,533 AND ANDREW'S GAY, SO IT'S A HATE CRIME. THAT'S TEN MORE YEARS! 333 00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,833 LET'S NOT PANIC. IT MAY NOT BE TOO LATE TO STOP THIS. 334 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:09,500 YOU'RE RIGHT. WE HAVE TO GET UP THERE. 335 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:13,367 I'M GONNA SEE IF LEE CAN WATCH THE GIRLS. AND I HAVE TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF MY NIGHTSTAND. 336 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:16,267 BREE, AREN'T THERE GONNA BE ENOUGH GUNS UP THERE? 337 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,433 WHEN ONE OF THEM IS IN MY HANDS, THEN THERE'LL BE ENOUGH GUNS. 338 00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:26,200 (doorbell ringing) 339 00:16:26,233 --> 00:16:29,167 I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY FOR THE WAY I BEHAVED YESTERDAY. 340 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,633 YOU'RE SORRY? 341 00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,667 I'LL GIVE YOU TWO REASONS I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 342 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,700 I KNEW YOU'D BE UPSET TO FIND YOU'D BOUGHT ME A HOUSE. 343 00:16:36,733 --> 00:16:39,367 BUT I STILL HAD TO TWIST THE KNIFE. 344 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,500 I GUESS OLD HABITS DIE HARD. 345 00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,567 YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT UPSET ME--THE HOUSE? 346 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,500 AND BETH'S ASHES, OF COURSE, 347 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:49,767 BUT I WANNA MAKE THAT UP TO YOU. 348 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,100 YOU'RE GIVING THEM BACK? 349 00:16:52,133 --> 00:16:55,300 NO. I DON'T THINK EITHER OF US SHOULD KEEP THEM. 350 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,267 I THINK WE SHOULD SCATTER THEM TOGETHER. 351 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,333 SO YOU'VE PICKED UP ON THE FACT 352 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,633 THAT I LONG TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. 353 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:07,200 THERE'S A PRETTY LITTLE LAKE ABOUT AN HOUR NORTH OF HERE. 354 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:09,700 WHEN BETH WAS A GIRL, IT WAS HER FAVORITE PLACE. 355 00:17:09,733 --> 00:17:12,067 I THINK SHE'D BE HAPPY THERE. 356 00:17:12,067 --> 00:17:13,800 YOU COULD JUST DO THIS ON YOUR OWN. 357 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,133 WHY DO YOU WANT ME THERE? 358 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,100 BECAUSE BETH LOVED YOU. 359 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,167 IT'S WHAT I THINK SHE'D WANT. 360 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,500 AND I DON'T HAVE A CAR YET. 361 00:17:27,233 --> 00:17:29,400 SHALL WE SAY TOMORROW AROUND 10:00? 362 00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:33,100 10:00 WILL BE FINE. 363 00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:35,067 SHALL I MAKE US SOME SANDWICHES? 364 00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:37,067 IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, FELICIA, 365 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,667 I'LL BRING MY OWN. 366 00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:45,467 (lowered voice) DICK, ARE YOU AWAKE? 367 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,233 (rustling) 368 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,467 (normal voice) OH, GOOD. 369 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,300 YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THE LUCKY STREAK. 370 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:53,333 (curtain rings rattle) GUESS WHO WON AT POKER? 371 00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:55,267 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MY UNCLE DICK? 372 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,200 UH, YEAH. DID HE GO HOME? 373 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,133 NO, UM... 374 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:01,200 I'M AFRAID WE LOST HIM LAST NIGHT. 375 00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:03,733 WHAT? 376 00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:06,467 OH, MY GOD. 377 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,800 YEAH. HE NEVER LET ON HOW SICK HE WAS. 378 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,600 (sighs) 379 00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:12,433 I'M WALLY, BY THE WAY. 380 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:16,167 SUSAN. SUSAN DELFINO? 381 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:21,133 UH, HE LEFT SOMETHIN' FOR YOU. 382 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:32,800 HE WAS ALWAYS BUGGING ME TO GO OUT TO THAT CASINO WITH HIM. 383 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:37,133 NOW I WISH I'D GONE. 384 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:40,500 (thunderclap) 385 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,267 (door opens) 386 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,400 BREE, GABY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 387 00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:47,633 HE'S NOT HERE. WHERE'S ANDREW? 388 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,467 HE'S HIKING OVER BY THE CLIFFS. 389 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,667 IN THE RAIN? WELL, IT WASN'T RAINING WHEN HE LEFT. 390 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:54,300 WHY'D YOU TWO COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE? WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT ANDREW. 391 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,733 BECAUSE HE... FORGOT HIS MEDICINE. 392 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,400 SO WHEN IS HE GONNA BE BACK FROM HIS HIKE? 393 00:18:58,433 --> 00:19:02,067 SOON, I HOPE. THOSE ROCKS GET AWFUL SLIPPERY WHEN THEY'RE WET. 394 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,233 OH, MY GOD! IS THAT BLOOD? (gasps) 395 00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:06,233 YEAH, I CUT MYSELF CHOPPING WOOD. 396 00:19:06,267 --> 00:19:09,333 (gasps) WHAT'S THAT? 397 00:19:09,367 --> 00:19:10,767 A SHOVEL? 398 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,100 WITH FRESH DIRT ON IT! WHY IS THERE FRESH DIRT? 399 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,400 DAMN IT, CARLOS. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ANDREW? 400 00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:17,733 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? DON'T PRETEND! 401 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:20,467 WE KNOW HE CAME CLEAN ABOUT YOUR MOTHER! MY MOTHER? 402 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,600 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! HE DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN HER OVER! 403 00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:24,267 YOU SHOULD BLAME ME! 404 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:27,133 I'M THE ONE WHO HELPED HIM GET RID OF THE CAR! 405 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,133 MOM? 406 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,733 ANDREW! 407 00:19:31,767 --> 00:19:33,400 OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 408 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:36,067 WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU KILLED MY MOTHER? 409 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,133 WHAT? NO. NO, WHO SAID THAT? 410 00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:39,867 WE THOUGHT YOU TOLD HIM. 411 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:44,300 IN THE WOODS ALONE? WHAT AM I, CRAZY? WELL, YOU WEREN'T HERE, AND WE SAW BLOOD... 412 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:47,700 AND THE SHOVEL WITH FRESH DIRT! EXPLAIN THAT! DO YOU SEE A BATHROOM IN HERE? 413 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:51,233 YOU SON OF A BITCH. CARLOS! I'M WARNING YOU. I HAVE A GUN... 414 00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:52,400 IN THE CAR. 415 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,067 (knock on door) 416 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,533 (man) PARK RANGER! 417 00:19:57,267 --> 00:20:00,233 COME IN, PLEASE! 418 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,500 HEY. 419 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:06,033 SORRY YOU PEOPLE PICKED SUCH A LOUSY WEEKEND 420 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:08,667 TO ENJOY OUR PARK HERE. ACTUALLY, WE WERE JUST LEAVING. 421 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:11,300 OH, 'FRAID NOT. JUST GOT A RADIO CALL. 422 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,200 BIG OLD PINE TREE JUST FELL ACROSS THE ACCESS ROAD. 423 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:15,800 WE CAN'T CLEAR IT UP TILL TOMORROW. 424 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,533 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SIT TIGHT TILL THEN. 425 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:21,700 YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO STAY HERE ALL NIGHT? 426 00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,067 YEP! 427 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,300 I GOT A DECK OF CARDS IN MY TRUCK 428 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,233 IN CASE YOU GET BORED. 429 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,567 OH, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 430 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,200 (gasps) 431 00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,600 AHH. 432 00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:43,733 HERE. IN CASE YOU'RE PLANNING 433 00:20:43,767 --> 00:20:46,267 TO PUT YOUR CHAMPAGNE IN A PAINT BUCKET. 434 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,367 I THINK I'M GOOD. 435 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,033 (gasps) 436 00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:51,567 WOW. 437 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:56,600 THE SAD CATERPILLAR HAS TURNED INTO AN EXTRAVAGANT BUTTERFLY. 438 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,233 (beeps) 439 00:20:58,267 --> 00:21:01,233 I AM CHECKING TOM'S E.T.A. SO I KNOW WHEN TO PREHEAT THE OVEN, 440 00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:03,567 AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT... (singsongy) COOKING. 441 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,067 I'M TALKING ABOUT-- UH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. PLEASE STOP. 442 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,400 HEY, MR. C.F.O., THE KIDS ARE GONE, 443 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,333 THE CHAMPAGNE IS ON ICE, 444 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:14,200 AND MY BRA ACTUALLY MATCHES MY PANTIES. 445 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:17,100 I WAS JUST GONNA CALL YOU. I'M ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT. 446 00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:19,767 I'VE GOT TO GET TO MONTREAL TONIGHT ON THE JET. 447 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,267 WHAT? NO. 448 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,200 NO, THIS IS OUR CELEBRATION NIGHT. 449 00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:24,767 CAN'T YOU RESCHEDULE? 450 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,267 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. 451 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:29,133 I'M A HERO FOR LANDING THIS MEETING. I GOT TO BE THERE. 452 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,067 FINE. I'LL TAKE ANOTHER RAIN CHECK. 453 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,833 YOU'RE STARTING TO OWE ME A LOT OF RAIN, YOU KNOW? (chuckles) 454 00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:35,267 I LOVE YOU. TRAVEL SAFE. 455 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,300 (beep) 456 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:40,233 (sighs) HEY. GET YOUR MITTS OFF THAT. 457 00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:42,433 WE'LL HAVE IT TOMORROW WHEN HE GETS BACK. 458 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,467 OH, LYNETTE. TOMORROW IT'LL BE SOMETHING ELSE. 459 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,467 TOM IS A BIG SHOT NOW, 460 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:50,433 AND THE BIGGER HE GETS, THE LESS YOU'RE GONNA SEE OF HIM. 461 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:53,133 HEY... 462 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:55,467 YOU WANT THE CLOTHES AND THE JEWELRY 463 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,400 AND ALL THE OTHER PERKS. 464 00:21:57,433 --> 00:22:00,267 WELL, THIS IS WHAT THEY REALLY COST. 465 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:05,333 (thunder crashing) 466 00:22:10,067 --> 00:22:11,800 (exhales) 467 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,133 YOU CAME TO THE FUNERAL. 468 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,267 WHAT? 469 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,200 MY MOTHER'S FUNERAL. 470 00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:20,533 YOU SAT IN THE SECOND ROW, BEHIND THE FAMILY, 471 00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:22,533 CONSOLED US ALL. 472 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,833 WHAT WAS THAT LIKE? 473 00:22:25,867 --> 00:22:28,700 KIND OF... FUNNY? 474 00:22:28,733 --> 00:22:32,467 OF COURSE NOT. IT WAS VERY AWKWARD. 475 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,767 AWKWARD. GOSH. 476 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,800 SO SORRY HER FUNERAL WAS SO TOUGH ON YOU. 477 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,400 GOD, I'M SO HUNGRY. 478 00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:46,267 CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS DIDN'T BRING ANY FOOD. 479 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,467 ACTUALLY, I BROUGHT SOMETHING. 480 00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:52,767 THIS IS ALL THE DINNER I NEED. 481 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,067 (bottle cap clatters) 482 00:22:54,067 --> 00:22:57,433 OH, GREAT. WE'VE GOT TENSION AND FIREARMS. LET'S ADD ALCOHOL. 483 00:22:57,467 --> 00:22:59,067 CARLOS, PLEASE PUT THAT AWAY. 484 00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:00,800 ANDREW'S ONLY BEEN SOBER A MONTH. 485 00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:02,467 (exhales) I HEARD. 486 00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:05,067 A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT A DRINK. 487 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:07,467 YOU MUST BE THIRSTY. 488 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,300 HELP YOURSELF. 489 00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:16,200 NO, THANKS. I'M--I'M GOOD. 490 00:23:16,233 --> 00:23:19,133 OKAY, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY. 491 00:23:19,167 --> 00:23:24,233 TO MAMA SOLIS. MAY SHE REST IN PEACE. 492 00:23:24,267 --> 00:23:27,167 ARE YOU GONNA DRINK TO MY MOM? OR YOU GONNA INSULT HER MEMORY? 493 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,533 (sighs) 494 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:34,267 I-I GUESS I'M GONNA DRINK TO YOUR MOM. (whispers) YEAH. 495 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,400 CARLOS, STOP IT. YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY, 496 00:23:36,433 --> 00:23:39,167 BUT PLEASE, THINK OF ALL THE YEARS WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS. 497 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:43,533 FRIENDS? YOU THINK THAT WE'RE STILL FRIENDS? 498 00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:45,467 HOW LONG HAVE I WATCHED YOU 499 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,267 PLAY MISS HIGH-AND-MIGHTY TO THE WHOLE DAMN STREET? 500 00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:51,167 AND THE WHOLE TIME, YOU WERE JUST COVERING YOUR ASS! 501 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,100 HEY. GET MAD AT ME, 502 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:55,433 NOT THE PEOPLE WHO JUST KNEW ABOUT IT. 503 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:57,300 PEOPLE? 504 00:23:57,333 --> 00:24:00,200 WHO ELSE KNEW ABOUT THIS? 505 00:24:00,233 --> 00:24:01,567 THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 506 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,700 (mouths word) 507 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:06,067 GABY, WHAT WAS THAT? 508 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,467 NOTHING. IT WAS A MOTH. 509 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,100 (sniffles) 510 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,333 YOU KNEW. 511 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:14,100 (sighs) 512 00:24:14,133 --> 00:24:16,233 HER I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT MY OWN WIFE? 513 00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:19,733 OH, FOR GOD SAKES, CARLOS, LET IT GO. THIS IS ANCIENT HISTORY. 514 00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:22,633 NOT TO ME. I MEAN, NOT A DAY WENT BY 515 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:25,533 THAT I DIDN'T THINK I SHOULD HAVE FOUND THE GUY THAT DID IT. 516 00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:28,467 WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE TO LOOK FAR, DID I? 517 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,800 I WAS TAKING HIM TO BALL GAMES, 518 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:32,733 INVITING HIS ACCOMPLICE TO DINNER PARTIES, 519 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:35,467 AND MY WIFE KNEW. 520 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,667 YOU KNOW WHAT? TO HELL WITH ALL OF YOU. 521 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:39,600 WAIT. CARLOS, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 522 00:24:39,633 --> 00:24:42,067 ANYWHERE BUT HERE. I DON'T TRUST MYSELF 523 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:46,100 TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU PEOPLE. 524 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,167 CARLOS! 525 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,200 CARLOS! 526 00:24:56,867 --> 00:24:58,267 (thunderclap) 527 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,367 CARLOS! 528 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:05,267 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 529 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:08,333 PLEASE DISCONTINUE USE OF ALL ELECTRONIC DEVICES 530 00:25:08,367 --> 00:25:10,800 SO WE CAN BEGIN OUR MEAL SERVICE. 531 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:13,567 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WE ARE ABOUT TO TAKE OFF. 532 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,500 NOT ANYMORE. 533 00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:17,700 I PUSHED YOUR FLIGHT BACK... (whispers) HALF AN HOUR. 534 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,400 YOU--WHAT? HOW? 535 00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:22,300 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY YOUR PILOT'S BACK AT THE TERMINAL, 536 00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:25,133 HAVING COFFEE WITH A FEW DEAD PRESIDENTS, SO... 537 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:27,600 NOW IT'S JUST YOU, ME... 538 00:25:27,633 --> 00:25:31,333 (inhales sharply) OH, AND TWO UNFORTUNATE LOBSTERS. 539 00:25:31,367 --> 00:25:33,267 (sighs) 540 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:36,733 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO ON A PRIVATE JET? 541 00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:38,767 (gasps) ANYTHING. 542 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:39,733 (sighs) 543 00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:43,700 ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING. (giggles) 544 00:25:43,733 --> 00:25:46,067 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 545 00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:47,667 I KNOW. WHAT A WIFE, HUH? 546 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:51,467 NO, NO, NO. NO, I MEAN IT'S REALLY GONNA SCREW ME UP. 547 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:55,067 I'M SUPPOSED TO SIT DOWN WITH MY TEAM THE MOMENT I LAND. 548 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:57,467 I NEED EVERY SECOND TO PREP FOR THIS MEETING. 549 00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:00,267 I UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING SO HARD. 550 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:03,167 I JUST WANTED YOU TO HAVE HALF AN HOUR OF FUN. 551 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,067 THANK YOU, BUT YOU NEED TO REALIZE... 552 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:08,700 THIS IS FUN. 553 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:13,267 HONEY, I LOVE THIS JOB. 554 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:16,633 I HAVE NEVER FELT SO VALUABLE BEFORE. 555 00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:20,467 I-I WALK INTO A ROOM, AND PEOPLE STOP TALKING. 556 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,100 THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT TOM THINKS. 557 00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:25,800 I GOT TO TELL YOU, THIS COMPANY IS A ROCKET SHIP. 558 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,767 IT'S TAKING ME ON THE RIDE OF MY LIFE. 559 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,700 WOW. 560 00:26:30,733 --> 00:26:33,067 THAT'S... 561 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:37,133 I AM REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. 562 00:26:37,167 --> 00:26:40,433 AND DON'T THINK I HAVE FORGOTTEN WHY I HAVE THIS GIG. 563 00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:43,333 YOU GAVE ME THE CONFIDENCE TO JUMP AT IT, 564 00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,267 AND I AM SO, SO GRATEFUL. 565 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:48,233 THIS IS ALL 'CAUSE OF YOU. 566 00:26:48,267 --> 00:26:49,833 (cell phone ringing) 567 00:26:49,867 --> 00:26:52,067 (both moan) 568 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,567 WHAT? OH. 569 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,800 CAN--CAN... YEAH. (ring) 570 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,100 (sighs) 571 00:26:56,133 --> 00:26:57,800 (beep) BACK TO FUN? 572 00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,733 (buzzing) UH, I SHOULD TAKE THIS. I'LL--I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I LAND. 573 00:27:00,767 --> 00:27:02,100 (whispers) OKAY. 574 00:27:02,133 --> 00:27:04,833 YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY. OH. 575 00:27:04,867 --> 00:27:08,767 HEY. I GOT A LITTLE HUNG UP ON THE GROUND, BUT I'M ON MY WAY. 576 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,400 WHILE I GOT YOU ON THE PHONE, UM, 577 00:27:12,433 --> 00:27:16,500 WHO IS GONNA BE IN ON THIS CONFERENCE CALL? 578 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,633 YEAH--NO. N-N-NOT TED. 579 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,667 I-I WANT TO TRY TO KEEP THIS... 580 00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:27,067 (beeping and whirring) 581 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,267 SUSAN. 582 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:31,200 ROY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CAME HERE. 583 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:32,733 EVERY THURSDAY, 584 00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:35,633 KAREN STICKS 50 BUCKS IN MY POCKET, PATS ME ON THE BUTT, 585 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:38,633 AND TELLS ME NOT TO COME HOME TILL I BLOW IT OR DOUBLE IT. 586 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:40,500 (chuckles) SO SLOTS? 587 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:44,533 I CAN'T SPEAK FOR THOSE TWO, BUT I THINK LOTTIE GETS AROUND. 588 00:27:44,567 --> 00:27:47,200 (chuckles) NO. SLOTS. 589 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:50,167 OH! (chuckles) OH, YEAH. HEY, SIT DOWN. 590 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,200 OH, THANKS, BUT, UH, I'M GONNA TRY THE POKER ROOM. 591 00:27:53,233 --> 00:27:55,133 OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO IN THERE. 592 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:57,600 THOSE GUYS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF SHARKS. 593 00:27:57,633 --> 00:28:00,600 I'M SURE I WON'T BE HERE LONG. I'M PLAYING FOR A FRIEND. 594 00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:02,533 100 BUCKS? YOU'RE AN HONEST WOMAN. 595 00:28:02,567 --> 00:28:04,700 WHEN SOMEBODY GIVES ME MONEY TO GAMBLE, 596 00:28:04,733 --> 00:28:07,400 I POCKET IT AND TELL 'EM THEY LOST. 597 00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:09,300 (chuckles) 598 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:13,600 EXCEPT YOU, LOTTIE. YOU ACTUALLY LOST. 599 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:22,800 (chuckles) 600 00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:24,067 WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 601 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:27,767 JUST WONDERING WHAT BETH WOULD THINK IF SHE COULD SEE US NOW, 602 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,800 DRIVING ALONG LIKE WE'RE OFF TO A PICNIC. 603 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:33,400 I THINK SHE'D BE GLAD. 604 00:28:33,433 --> 00:28:35,633 OUR HATE WAS WHAT KILLED HER. 605 00:28:35,667 --> 00:28:38,500 SHE COULDN'T PLEASE EITHER OF US WITHOUT HURTING THE OTHER, 606 00:28:38,533 --> 00:28:41,200 SO SHE JUST WALKED AWAY. 607 00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:45,733 SO MAYBE SHE'S THINKING, H, GREAT. NOW THEY GET ALONG." 608 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:48,767 OR "BETTER LATE THAN NEVER." 609 00:28:51,767 --> 00:28:53,600 TELL ME SOMETHING, PAUL. 610 00:28:53,633 --> 00:28:54,800 WHAT? 611 00:28:54,833 --> 00:28:59,400 DID SHE SUFFER AT THE END, IN HER LAST CONSCIOUS MOMENTS? 612 00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:02,233 I DON'T KNOW. I WASN'T THERE WHEN SHE DIED. 613 00:29:02,267 --> 00:29:06,467 NO, I DIDN'T MEAN BETH. I MEANT MY SISTER. 614 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,800 YOU WERE THERE FOR THAT ONE. 615 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,233 FOR GOD SAKES, FELICIA. 616 00:29:11,267 --> 00:29:13,600 I'VE WONDERED ABOUT THIS FOR YEARS. 617 00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:16,467 I'M NOT WEARING A WIRE, PAUL. 618 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:19,100 AND I'M NOT GONNA FRISK YOU TO MAKE SURE, SO LET'S DROP IT. 619 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:20,467 THINK ABOUT IT. 620 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:24,233 WE BOTH SAW SOMEONE WE LOVE BE DESTROYED. 621 00:29:24,267 --> 00:29:28,567 FIRST MY SISTER DROVE YOUR WIFE TO KILL HERSELF. 622 00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:33,733 YOU ADMIT THAT? FINALLY? 623 00:29:33,767 --> 00:29:36,500 YES, PAUL, I DO. 624 00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:39,533 YOU LOVED YOUR WIFE, 625 00:29:39,567 --> 00:29:42,400 SO YOU KILLED MY SISTER. 626 00:29:42,433 --> 00:29:43,600 I LOVED MY SISTER, 627 00:29:43,633 --> 00:29:47,300 SO I TRIED TO DESTROY YOU, 628 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:51,333 AND WHO PAID THE PRICE FOR IT? 629 00:29:51,367 --> 00:29:54,067 BETH. 630 00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:58,200 I JUST HOPE THAT BY DOING THIS TOGETHER, 631 00:29:58,233 --> 00:30:01,633 WE CAN PUT A STOP TO THIS AWFUL CYCLE, 632 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:07,533 AND REACH SOME SORT OF... CLOSURE. 633 00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:14,467 I'M ALL FOR CLOSURE. 634 00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:19,167 (sighs) 635 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,667 WELL, I LOST MY $50, BUT I ATE MY WEIGHT IN SHRIMP. 636 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:25,567 SO ALL IN ALL, A GOOD DAY. HOW YOU DOING? 637 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,400 I'M OKAY. 638 00:30:27,433 --> 00:30:29,333 YEAH, YOU GOT A LITTLE LEFT. 639 00:30:29,367 --> 00:30:32,333 WHAT'S THAT, 60 BUCKS? GOOD FOR YOU, KID. 640 00:30:32,367 --> 00:30:36,700 THOSE ARE $1,000 CHIPS. I'M ALL IN. 641 00:30:36,733 --> 00:30:41,567 $1,000? Y-YOU BET $6,000? WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?! 642 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,767 SHE'S NUTS. WE'RE TAKING THESE BACK. 643 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,100 HANDS OFF THE TABLE, SIR. 644 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:48,300 GRANDPA MUST KNOW SOMETHING. I'LL CALL. 645 00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:50,600 2 PAIR, KINGS OVER 4s. 646 00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:58,367 THREE ACES! THE KID HAD THREE ACES! 647 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,267 SUSAN, YOU WON OVER $12,000! 648 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,633 I KNOW. 649 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:05,167 I JUST... (chips clinking) 650 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:06,533 KEEP... 651 00:31:06,567 --> 00:31:08,067 (sniffles) 652 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:10,567 (voice breaks) WINNING. 653 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,567 (sniffles and cries) 654 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:19,267 AND YOU CRY EVERY TIME. YOU'RE WEIRD. 655 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:20,833 SUSAN, WHAT'S WRONG? 656 00:31:20,867 --> 00:31:23,167 (door opens and closes) MY FRIEND... 657 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,600 YOUR FRIEND IS GONNA BE THRILLED. YOU JUST WON FOR HIM. 658 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,600 HE DIED YESTERDAY. 659 00:31:27,633 --> 00:31:29,833 (sniffles and sighs) 660 00:31:29,867 --> 00:31:31,833 HE WANTED ME TO COME HERE. 661 00:31:31,867 --> 00:31:34,600 HE SAID I WAS ON A LUCKY STREAK. 662 00:31:34,633 --> 00:31:37,833 AND HE WAS RIGHT. I AM. 663 00:31:37,867 --> 00:31:40,367 BUT... (sighs) 664 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,333 WHY? 665 00:31:43,367 --> 00:31:44,333 (sniffles) 666 00:31:44,367 --> 00:31:48,700 WHY DO I KEEP WINNING WHILE OTHER PEOPLE LOSE? 667 00:31:48,733 --> 00:31:53,167 AND WHY DID I GET A KIDNEY WHILE GOOD PEOPLE DIED? 668 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,300 IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. (sniffles) 669 00:31:55,333 --> 00:32:00,767 I SERVED IN KOREA WITH THIS GUY, JOE DANSAK-- 670 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:05,100 FUNNY AS HELL, HE MADE WHISKEY SOURS IN HIS HELMET. 671 00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:08,733 ONE DAY, WE'RE OUT ON PATROL. 672 00:32:08,767 --> 00:32:11,567 I FELT SOMETHING WHIZZ PAST MY EAR, 673 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,500 I TURNED AND LOOKED, AND JOE WAS ON THE GROUND. 674 00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:17,067 HE WAS DEAD? 675 00:32:17,067 --> 00:32:18,400 YEAH. 676 00:32:18,433 --> 00:32:21,400 THAT NIGHT, I ASKED THE SERGEANT, 677 00:32:21,433 --> 00:32:24,333 "WHY WAS IT HIM AND NOT ME?" 678 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:29,700 HE SORT OF SHOOK HIS HEAD AND SAID, "WHY ASK?" 679 00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:35,767 SO YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME... 680 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:39,533 THAT IT IS... RANDOM. 681 00:32:39,567 --> 00:32:41,733 I'M TRYING TO DO ANYTHING I CAN 682 00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:45,367 TO GET YOU TO STOP CRYING, HONEY. 683 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,633 YOU'RE ON A LUCKY STREAK. 684 00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:51,067 WHO KNOWS WHY? JUST ENJOY IT. 685 00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:55,667 BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MY LUCK RUNS OUT? 686 00:32:57,067 --> 00:32:59,633 I KNOW. 687 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:01,333 "WHY ASK?" 688 00:33:01,367 --> 00:33:03,333 WHY ASK? 689 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:08,133 HOW ABOUT RIGHT HERE? (exhales deeply) 690 00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:10,833 WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONEY? IS THIS A GOOD SPOT? 691 00:33:10,867 --> 00:33:13,733 WOULD YOU STOP TALKING TO THE URN? YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT. 692 00:33:13,767 --> 00:33:14,933 MUST WE BICKER? I THOUGHT 693 00:33:14,967 --> 00:33:18,067 THE POINT OF DOING THIS TOGETHER WAS TO MAKE A FRESH START. 694 00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:19,800 DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT STUPID? 695 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:23,567 THAT JUST SCATTERING SOME ASHES IS GONNA MAKE ME TRUST YOU? 696 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,067 UGH. I KNOW YOU DON'T TRUST ME, PAUL. 697 00:33:26,067 --> 00:33:28,067 IT'S WHY YOU BROUGHT A GUN. 698 00:33:28,067 --> 00:33:29,533 WHAT? 699 00:33:29,567 --> 00:33:31,433 YOU'RE NOT GONNA DENY IT. 700 00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:34,833 OKAY. SO WHAT? YOU SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE AND SAY, 701 00:33:34,867 --> 00:33:37,200 "HEY, LET'S GO TO THE WOODS TOGETHER." 702 00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:39,667 I'D BE CRAZY NOT TO BRING A GUN. 703 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:43,700 I KNOW... AND I'D BE CRAZY TO LET YOU KEEP IT. 704 00:33:43,733 --> 00:33:46,433 WHAT? 705 00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:48,667 HOW DID YOU GET THAT? 706 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,433 PRISON'S NOT A VERY NICE PLACE TO LIVE, 707 00:33:51,467 --> 00:33:53,767 BUT I DID PICK UP A FEW SKILLS. 708 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:57,067 I JUST BROUGHT THAT FOR SELF-DEFENSE. 709 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:59,100 SO NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE YOU? 710 00:33:59,133 --> 00:34:01,233 SEE, THAT'S OUR PROBLEM, PAUL. 711 00:34:01,267 --> 00:34:03,733 HOW DO YOU TRUST SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T TRUST YOU? 712 00:34:03,767 --> 00:34:07,333 YOU FEAR ME, SO YOU BRING A GUN. I FEAR YOU, SO I TAKE IT. 713 00:34:07,367 --> 00:34:08,733 WHERE DOES IT END? 714 00:34:08,767 --> 00:34:12,200 JUST PUT THE GUN DOWN. 715 00:34:12,233 --> 00:34:14,133 IT COULD END RIGHT HERE 716 00:34:14,167 --> 00:34:16,467 WITH ME SHOOTING YOU JUST SO I CAN SLEEP EASIER. 717 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,333 GO AHEAD. SHOOT ME. 718 00:34:18,367 --> 00:34:21,300 AT LEAST I'LL DIE KNOWING YOU'LL ROT IN JAIL FOREVER. 719 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,700 OH, I DON'T THINK SO. 720 00:34:23,733 --> 00:34:27,067 I'LL PLEAD SELF-DEFENSE. IT IS YOUR GUN, AFTER ALL. 721 00:34:27,067 --> 00:34:30,067 YOU PULLED IT ON ME, WE STRUGGLED, IT WENT OFF. 722 00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:34,067 I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW AND GO SCOT-FREE. 723 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:39,733 OR I COULD DO THIS. 724 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:46,700 (birds chirping) 725 00:34:46,733 --> 00:34:49,067 I DON'T WANT YOU DEAD, PAUL. 726 00:34:49,100 --> 00:34:51,500 AND I DON'T WANT US TO FEAR EACH OTHER. 727 00:34:51,533 --> 00:34:55,633 I JUST WANT THIS OVER. DON'T YOU? 728 00:34:59,267 --> 00:35:02,633 I THINK YOU SHOULD DO THE HONORS. 729 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,633 WELL, JUST KEEP LOOKING. IT'S NOT THAT BIG A FOREST. 730 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:31,367 FINALLY! NEXT TIME YOU DROP YOUR GIRLS OFF FOR A FEW HOURS, 731 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,733 YOU MIGHT MENTION YOU MAY NOT BE HOME THAT NIGHT. 732 00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:36,133 THE ROADS WERE CLOSED. WE WERE TRAPPED IN THE WOODS. 733 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,267 COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. COULD HAVE BEEN AT MY DINNER PARTY 734 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,200 WHEN I TRIED TO SERVE THE TIRAMISU 735 00:35:40,233 --> 00:35:43,100 AND THE "TIRA" HAD BEEN LICKED OFF. LOOK, LEE, I'M SORRY, OKAY? 736 00:35:43,133 --> 00:35:45,600 MY GUESTS WERE ANOTHER GAY COUPLE WHO WERE THINKING 737 00:35:45,633 --> 00:35:47,533 OF ADOPTING A CHILD. (whispers) THEY'RE NOT ANYMORE. 738 00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:50,100 LEE, CUT ME SOME SLACK. MY HUSBAND IS MISSING. 739 00:35:50,133 --> 00:35:52,400 DON'T TRY TO PLAY ME. CARLOS CALLED THIS MORNING. 740 00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:54,300 HE DID? 741 00:35:54,333 --> 00:35:56,300 YEAH. HE ASKED IF I COULD WATCH THE GIRLS 742 00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:58,800 FOR A FEW MORE HOURS WHILE HE DROVE OUT TO LITTLETON. 743 00:35:58,833 --> 00:36:01,133 I SAID, "WHY NOT? I HAVE VERY FEW BREAKABLES LEFT." 744 00:36:01,167 --> 00:36:03,067 WHAT'S HE DOING OUT IN LITTLETON? 745 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:05,067 I KNOW. COME ON. 746 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:07,100 WHAT? NO, WAIT. GABY, WAIT! 747 00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:11,767 I'M HUNGRY. 748 00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,433 (car engine starts) 749 00:36:13,467 --> 00:36:15,100 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 750 00:36:15,133 --> 00:36:16,233 (sighs) 751 00:36:16,267 --> 00:36:19,300 YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW THAT PAUL WAS VERY TOUCHED 752 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,233 WHEN WE SCATTERED THE ASHES. 753 00:36:21,267 --> 00:36:23,700 HE EVEN TEARED UP A LITTLE AT THE END. 754 00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:25,100 'COURSE... 755 00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:29,667 HE THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY YOU IN THE URN... 756 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:33,400 NOT JUST SOME SWEEPINGS FROM THE FIREPLACE. 757 00:36:35,433 --> 00:36:39,267 BUT I WOULD NEVER SCATTER YOU IN THE WOODS. 758 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:43,367 NO. YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WHERE YOU BELONG, 759 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,533 RIGHT HERE... 760 00:36:47,567 --> 00:36:50,067 WITH ME. 761 00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:53,667 AND DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT PAUL. 762 00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:56,567 I'LL MAKE HIM PAY FOR WHAT HE DID TO YOU. 763 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,533 BUT NOT JUST BY SHOOTING HIM, NO. 764 00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:02,333 THAT'S TOO QUICK, TOO... 765 00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:04,233 MERCIFUL. 766 00:37:04,267 --> 00:37:06,733 NO. 767 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:11,300 DEATH IS THE EASY WAY OUT. 768 00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:16,100 BUT LOOK WHO I'M TELLING. 769 00:37:19,433 --> 00:37:22,300 OH, CARLOS... 770 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,433 THANK GOD YOU'RE OKAY. 771 00:37:24,467 --> 00:37:27,267 YOU REALLY SCARED US. 772 00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:32,067 AW. FLOWERS FOR YOUR MOM. HOW SWEET. 773 00:37:32,067 --> 00:37:34,833 SAVE IT, GABY. YOU NEVER LIKED HER. 774 00:37:34,867 --> 00:37:36,733 (sighs) 775 00:37:36,767 --> 00:37:39,833 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 776 00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:42,733 MAYBE I DIDN'T SEE WHY SHE HAD TO BE IN YOUR LIFE SO MUCH, 777 00:37:42,767 --> 00:37:45,633 WHY SHE COULDN'T JUST LET GO. 778 00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:48,533 BUT I WASN'T A MOTHER YET. 779 00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:52,167 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU NEVER LET GO. 780 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,233 LISTEN, UH, CARLOS... 781 00:37:54,267 --> 00:37:58,067 WE ARE SO DEEPLY SORRY FOR WHAT WE DID. 782 00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:01,100 ANDREW WAS ONLY 16 AND ALREADY ABUSING ALCOHOL, 783 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:03,500 A HABIT THAT HE LEARNED FROM ME, SO I-- 784 00:38:03,533 --> 00:38:05,067 QUIET, M-MOM, PLEASE. 785 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:08,667 I'M JUST TRYING TO DEFEND YOU. I KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE. 786 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:12,400 AND I'VE LET YOU. THAT'S WHY MY LIFE HAS BEEN SUCH A MESS, 787 00:38:12,433 --> 00:38:16,133 BUT I NEED TO DO THIS. THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND CARLOS. 788 00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:18,833 JUST PLEASE, WAIT IN THE CAR, OKAY? (whispers) BUT, ANDREW-- 789 00:38:18,867 --> 00:38:21,333 THE CAR, MOM! 790 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,667 BREE, LET'S GO TO THE CAR. 791 00:38:31,567 --> 00:38:34,433 I'M GONNA MAKE THIS RIGHT. 792 00:38:34,467 --> 00:38:38,267 YOU CAN SUE ME. YOU CAN GO TO THE POLICE. 793 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:41,067 WHATEVER IT TAKES. (sighs) 794 00:38:41,067 --> 00:38:44,267 I KNOW THIS MUST HURT. 795 00:38:44,300 --> 00:38:47,067 I'M NOT HURT. 796 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,333 I'M PROUD. 797 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,133 SIT DOWN. 798 00:38:57,533 --> 00:39:00,233 YES, WHENEVER WE MAKE MISTAKES, 799 00:39:00,267 --> 00:39:02,133 WE NEED TO APOLOGIZE, 800 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:06,167 AND THEN WE NEED TO MOVE ON. 801 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:12,067 WE MUST TRY TO ACCEPT THE CHANGES IN OUR LIVES... 802 00:39:16,633 --> 00:39:20,700 OR CHOOSE TO TRUST AN OLD ENEMY... 803 00:39:22,433 --> 00:39:28,133 OR LEARN TO STOP FIGHTING OUR CHILDREN'S BATTLES. 804 00:39:28,167 --> 00:39:32,767 BUT SOMETIMES THE PAIN WE'VE CAUSED IS SO GREAT, 805 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,633 THERE IS NO MOVING ON. 806 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:39,133 CARLOS, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR FORGIVING ANDREW. 807 00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:43,133 YOU ARE A GENEROUS MAN, AND I AM SO GRATEFUL TO YOU. 808 00:39:45,267 --> 00:39:46,700 (sighs) MAY I COME IN? 809 00:39:46,733 --> 00:39:49,167 YOU CAN GO TO HELL. CARLOS. 810 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,400 EXCUSE ME? 811 00:39:51,433 --> 00:39:54,267 I DID FORGIVE ANDREW. HE WAS A KID THAT MADE A MISTAKE, 812 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,200 BUT YOU WERE AN ADULT-- MY FRIEND-- 813 00:39:56,233 --> 00:39:58,667 WHO COVERED UP FOR HIM. 814 00:39:58,700 --> 00:39:59,767 CARLOS, PLEASE-- 815 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,033 MNH-MNH. LISTEN CAREFULLY, 816 00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:04,200 BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST THING I AM EVER GOING TO SAY TO YOU. 817 00:40:04,233 --> 00:40:06,567 WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS, NOT YOU AND ME, 818 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,333 AND NOT YOU AND GABY. YOU CAN'T SPEAK FOR ME. 819 00:40:09,367 --> 00:40:10,800 I JUST DID. 820 00:40:14,133 --> 00:40:16,067 NO BARBECUES, 821 00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:18,367 NO COCKTAIL PARTIES, NO POKER GAMES. 822 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,733 YOU ARE NOT EVEN TO WAVE TO US ON THE STREET. 823 00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:24,667 THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO BE. 824 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:31,500 YOU CAN KEEP YOUR MUFFINS. 825 00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,433 (door closes) 60471

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