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[adult Adam] Back in the '80s,
my brother, Barry,
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never thought things through
and always took big swings.
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Luckily, he found a woman
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who could appreciate him
for all he was,
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his equally eccentric
girlfriend, Joanne.
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Ah, the board
of opportunities.
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So many flyers, so many dreams,
so many drummers wanted.
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[Joanne] Ooh! "Do you
want to meet lonely singles in your area?"
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"Shapely ladies are waiting
for your call."
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I already got the shapeliest
lady on the planet.
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Yeah, you do.
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Oh, crap! I gotta go.
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I'm helping a woman sue the man
who ran over her toe.
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It's super gross
and jacked up.
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I'm totally gonna win.
[chuckles]
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[whistling]
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"Luxury apartment"?
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Oh, a reader. Nice.
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What's your current
living situation, friend?
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I live in my childhood home
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and share a room
with my little brother.
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Sounds like you could use
a place to yourself,
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one with
all the amenities.
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What amenities?
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A blonde woman in her 50s
who cooks for you?
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Almost!
We have sink and window.
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And as a bonus, I'll throw in
easy access to the outside
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and all that has to offer.
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Sounds great, but there's
only one problem,
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I don't have any money.
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You don't need money when you
have something called credit.
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Let me ask you,
Are you familiar with
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the predatory lending laws
of Pennsylvania?
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-No.
-Why would you be?
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They're so dern annoying.
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-Blech!
-I gotta think about it.
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Sorry, it's a very
competitive marketplace,
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and I have several
qualified applicants.
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No!
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-I'll take it.
-Good man.
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Your swanky bachelor pad
awaits.
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Quick question,
Do you own a cat?
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-No.
-Oh, I would get one.
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I would get
a very large cat.
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Okay, let's sign
these documents.
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And, no,
I do not have a pen.
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I got one.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say ♪
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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[adult Adam] It was March 1st,
1980-something,
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and my mom was returning
from another fulfilling day
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as the Quaker Warden
at William Penn Academy.
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Home from school.
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We have any Capri Sun?
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You know where it is.
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Now, tell me all the news
of the outside world,
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'cause I've been cooped up
in here with the little one.
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Erica, Joe said the funniest
thing today. [chuckles]
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Joe... as in Mr. Perott,
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the school's
guidance counselor?
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Joe is so funny.
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Now, you wouldn't know this
just by looking at Joe, but...
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[chuckling] Today,
in the teachers' lounge...
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[laughs]
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I dropped my Del Monte yogurt
on the floor.
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And then Joe comes by
and says,
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"Finally, some culture
in this place."
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Get it? [chuckles]
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'Cause yogurt has cultures
of bacteria.
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Oh, he's so funny,
that Joe!
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You seem to be
saying "Joe" a lot.
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We're colleagues.
I say people's names.
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-Stop being weird.
-It's fine.
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Let me make you
a snacky,
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and you can tell me all about
your little crush.
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Ew, um...
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[scoffs] The only crush I have
is on my children.
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Joe and I are just friends.
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Friends, huh?
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Well, I want you ask yourself
these three questions,
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Do you get excited
being around Joe?
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Excited? No.
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Eager and enthusiastic?
Sure.
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Sleepless energy that crackles
with electricity?
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Kind of.
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Do you do things
to get his attention?
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Never.
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I mean, do I bake him
endless cakes and pies? Yes.
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Do I write cute little notes
and put 'em in his cubby?
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Of course I do.
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Do I make faces at him
in the carpool line?
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[chuckles] How could I not?
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And, lastly, do you get easily
flustered being around him?
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Absolutely not.
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Oh, hi, Mr. Perott.
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Ah! All the vomit!
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[chuckles]
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-You have a crush.
-I have a crush.
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Well, what do I do now?
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I already rejected him when we
were on the yearbook committee.
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Oh, don't worry.
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Men are just lifeless
lumps of clay
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begging to be manipulated.
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Watch and learn.
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Hey, hon, it's your turn
on diaper duty.
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And, sorry, it's atomic.
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There's the guy I picked.
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I just wanted
to take a second
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before I change the diaper
to compliment you.
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Okay, take two seconds.
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This fella isn't above
receiving a word bouquet.
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Your thighs are looking
so attractive.
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What? You can see them through
my relaxed-fit corduroys?
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Oh, big time!
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Have you been
hitting that machine
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that nobody uses
at the gym?
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It's always the least sweaty,
so, yeah.
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Well, hubba-hubba. [chuckles]
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I just wish that I had the time
to get some reps in myself.
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I must look so gross
to you.
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Impossible. You are a vision.
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Well, maybe I'll just
let myself go,
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be one of the big ladies
in the "Guinness Book."
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You know, they're smiling
in the picture,
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so maybe they're happy.
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Okay, you know what?
I have an idea.
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Why don't I just worry
about Muriel
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and you take all the time
you need to feel your best?
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My gracious!
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What a crazy idea
you totally came up with.
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All right, now hustle off,
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'cause the stink
is hitting my nose hairs.
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[Muriel coos]
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Dumb and done.
Good luck with your crush.
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[adult Adam] While Erica was
getting my mom ready
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to make a move
on Mr. Perott,
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Barry was getting ready
to move out.
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[gasps] I never thought
I'd see the day!
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You're cleaning your side
of the room!
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I would never do that.
I'm moving out.
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Seriously?
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Don't toy with me, man.
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I signed a lease!
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I'm outta here!
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Oh, happy day!
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[both laugh]
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I can't believe it!
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You get your own place,
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and I get you
the hell out of mine!
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We can finally take a shower
and get dressed like men
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without being mercilessly
teased and towel-whipped!
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You could've also
just not done that to me.
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I don't care!
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I've never been happier!
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-What did Joanne say?
-Joanne?
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When you guys picked out
the place together?
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I didn't discuss it
with her.
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Was that a mistake?
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Eh, ignore my question.
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Keep dancing.
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Nothing can derail
this happy moment.
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Oh, no!
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I never even
considered her.
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Well,
don't tell her that.
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Then what should
I tell her?
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I know.
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I'll tell her I went to sleep
under a tree,
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and an apartment
was built around me.
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It's the perfect crime.
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That's a winner,
for sure.
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But how about starting
with the truth?
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But a gentle truth,
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that ends with a scenario
where you still move out.
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Or...
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I cancel my lease
with Calabasas
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and tell her nothing.
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That's a terrible plan.
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But I'll keep packing,
just in case.
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Oh! There you are!
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I've been looking for you
everywhere.
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Whoa, look who sounds
like my adult children.
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I can no longer
take the apartment.
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I forgot to tell my girlfriend
about it.
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Look,
you have a girlfriend,
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I have a girlfriend.
I totally get it.
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What a relief.
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My girlfriend, of course,
is that sweet rent money
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that you already gave me,
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and we're never
breaking up.
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Shady dealings from a landlord?
Unheard of.
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You signed a contract,
mostly in all the right places.
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Unfair.
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But I'll show you.
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Poke, poke, poke.
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My germs are all over
your grinder.
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Please. I've eaten way more
poked food than this.
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Next month's rent
is due in 30 days.
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30 days?
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Wow, your touch
has really affected
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the taste of my sandwich.
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[adult Adam] Barry had
made a mistake he couldn't get out of.
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Meanwhile, at school,
my mom was trying her best
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to get in with Mr. Perott.
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But her flirting skills
were a little rusty.
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[in singsong voice] Hey!
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Here comes Bev
with some chicken kiev!
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[laughs]
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[in normal voice]
I don't have any food with me.
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[adult Adam] Okay, very rusty.
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I don't know.
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[adult Adam]
So embarrassingly rusty, she thought about giving up.
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-That is, until this happened.
-Hey.
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-I wanted to talk to you.
-Me?
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Moi?This gal?
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I just want to say,
I really like
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that we've been
able to move past the one-awkward-date thing.
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Pfft. I-- I barely remember it.
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And since we're friends,
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there's something I want
to talk to you about.
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Go on, Joe.
Tell me everything I want to hear.
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You know how the Winter
Formal Dance is coming up?
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Is it?
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Huh, I barely noticed
all those banners
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I helped make and put up.
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And I'm thinking about
asking someone
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if she'd like to co-chaperone
the event together.
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Oh, Joe, stop.
No, keep going.
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-I don't know
how she'll feel about it. -Go on.
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Because I've been
getting mixed signals.
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She sounds amazing.
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And I bet if you were
to ask her,
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you would get
an enthusiastic yes.
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Okay. Here goes.
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[adult Adam] This was it.
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Mr. Perott was gonna
ask her out.
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Beverly Goldberg was back
on the dating scene.
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And... he wasn't talking
about her.
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Andrea, would you want
to co-chaperone
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the winter dance with me?
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Oh, I'd love to, Joe!
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[laughing] Oh, oh!
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Holy... [bleep]
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Oh, this is great news!
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And fun!
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Let's not leave fun
off the table.
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Fun and great!
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Oh! Together at last!
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[adult Adam] Yep, my mom
was in the friend zone.
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Meanwhile, I had just finished
turning my room back
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into a Barry-free zone.
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Ad-Rock, I've got
a serious problem.
254
00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:03,690
Turns out a lease is
a legally binding document--
255
00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:05,588
Oh, I'm so sad about that!
256
00:08:05,623 --> 00:08:06,658
Like, such a bummer.
257
00:08:06,693 --> 00:08:07,763
Take care now.
258
00:08:07,797 --> 00:08:09,143
What the hell happened
in here?
259
00:08:09,178 --> 00:08:10,835
I took the liberty
of turning this
260
00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:11,974
back into Adam's
love shack.
261
00:08:12,008 --> 00:08:14,010
I don't care what you do
with your He-Man figurines.
262
00:08:14,045 --> 00:08:15,149
I need help.
263
00:08:15,184 --> 00:08:16,944
How many times
do I have to tell you
264
00:08:16,979 --> 00:08:18,187
to be honest with Joanne?
265
00:08:18,221 --> 00:08:19,844
For some reason,
she loves you.
266
00:08:19,878 --> 00:08:20,948
She'll get it.
267
00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:22,432
But she always
thinks about me,
268
00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:24,158
and I completely forgot
about her.
269
00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:26,678
Just figure out a way to be
happy together, away from here.
270
00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:27,783
That's it!
271
00:08:27,817 --> 00:08:29,129
I'll ask her
to move in with me.
272
00:08:29,163 --> 00:08:31,027
Then I'll tell her
I've already found
273
00:08:31,062 --> 00:08:32,890
the perfect place
for us to look at,
274
00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:35,203
the apartment
I already rented.
275
00:08:35,238 --> 00:08:38,034
She'll fall in love with it
and me at the same time.
276
00:08:38,068 --> 00:08:39,311
Thanks for the idea!
277
00:08:39,346 --> 00:08:40,623
Not my idea.
278
00:08:40,658 --> 00:08:42,486
And do you even want
to live with Joanne,
279
00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,178
or are you just trying
to avoid a small fight?
280
00:08:44,212 --> 00:08:46,111
It would only be
a smallfight?
281
00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:48,217
Like 15 minutes, tops.
282
00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:49,908
I'm still not comfortable
with that.
283
00:08:49,943 --> 00:08:52,324
Let's move in and live
a life of lies instead.
284
00:08:53,740 --> 00:08:54,810
Have a good day.
285
00:08:54,844 --> 00:08:56,087
-Joanne.
-Oh!
286
00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:58,538
I've been thinking
long and hard about our relationship.
287
00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,988
-Oh, noice!
-And I've come to a decision.
288
00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:02,680
I want us to live together,
289
00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:03,853
in our own apartment.
290
00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:05,924
Oh, my God, Bar-Bar!
291
00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,926
And I've already lined up
the perfect place for us
292
00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:10,308
to inspect and immediately
fall in love with.
293
00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,896
I have wanted us
to take this step.
294
00:09:11,930 --> 00:09:13,414
But I also wanted
to be sensitive,
295
00:09:13,449 --> 00:09:14,726
since you moved home
to be with family
296
00:09:14,761 --> 00:09:16,210
during such a hard year.
297
00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:17,315
Yeah, yeah, all the pain.
298
00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,075
But that doesn't matter
anymore.
299
00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:21,940
All that matters
is us finding a spot,
300
00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:23,563
preferably on the west side
of Walnut Street,
301
00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:24,667
between 4th and 5th.
302
00:09:24,702 --> 00:09:27,497
You, sir,
are a great boyfriend.
303
00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:28,775
Maybe the best.
304
00:09:28,809 --> 00:09:30,052
[laughs]
305
00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:31,191
Maybe.
306
00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:35,609
[adult Adam] Barry's new plan
was actually working.
307
00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:37,853
Joanne was excited
about living together.
308
00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:40,062
That was until
they saw the place.
309
00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:41,235
Wow!
310
00:09:41,270 --> 00:09:42,892
Look at this palace!
311
00:09:42,927 --> 00:09:45,515
Seems perfect for
a couple in love, no?
312
00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:47,517
Sorry, Bar. [sighs]
I don'tlove it.
313
00:09:47,552 --> 00:09:49,036
Come on, Joanne.
314
00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:51,729
-This place has
sentimental value. -How?
315
00:09:51,763 --> 00:09:54,145
It's the first apartment
we looked at together.
316
00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,319
Every couple remembers
and definitely rents
317
00:09:56,354 --> 00:09:58,252
the first apartment
they looked at together.
318
00:09:58,287 --> 00:10:00,254
It's so sweet you want
to rush into this.
319
00:10:00,289 --> 00:10:02,153
But let's explore
our options.
320
00:10:02,187 --> 00:10:04,362
Maybe get an apartment
that doesn't smell like onions.
321
00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,570
Onions are the best!
322
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,779
They're everyone's
fifth-favorite hot dog topping.
323
00:10:07,814 --> 00:10:10,402
I thought I heard a full and
clear conversation over here.
324
00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:12,370
I live next door.
The walls are paper thin.
325
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,889
I hope you like ska music.
326
00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:14,959
Oh, we're not moving in.
327
00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:16,443
Not today? When?
Tomorrow?
328
00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:17,893
-Never.
-Tomorrow sounds good.
329
00:10:17,927 --> 00:10:19,170
Be on your way, stranger.
330
00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:20,723
We're still working out
the details.
331
00:10:20,758 --> 00:10:22,242
Relationships seem fun.
332
00:10:22,276 --> 00:10:23,381
Hey,
here's your mailbox key.
333
00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,934
Just drop the rent
in number six.
334
00:10:24,969 --> 00:10:27,419
Barry, did you already
rent this place?
335
00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:28,731
-No!
-Yes.
336
00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:29,801
Which is it?
337
00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:31,458
Uhhhh...
338
00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:33,667
Uhhhhhh...
339
00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:34,806
Did I answer you yet?
340
00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:35,911
You did not.
341
00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:38,845
Allow me to clarify,
no backsies.
342
00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:41,364
[adult Adam] Yep,
Barry had been found out.
343
00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:45,023
Meanwhile, my mom had found out
her crush liked someone else.
344
00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:47,508
And she wasn't taking it well.
345
00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:48,993
Schmoo, what happened?
346
00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:50,995
He asked someone else
to the dance, Erica.
347
00:10:51,029 --> 00:10:52,582
I hate him! I hate boys!
348
00:10:52,617 --> 00:10:53,653
I hate school!
349
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,137
And I'm never going back!
350
00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:57,518
I know, but you have
to go back, sweetie.
351
00:10:57,553 --> 00:10:59,037
I'm done listening to you.
352
00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:00,349
I'm gonna go up to my room,
353
00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:01,833
and I'm not even gonna
come out for dinner.
354
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,870
That's confusing to me,
because does that mean
355
00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:06,113
that you're not going
to make dinner or...
356
00:11:06,148 --> 00:11:07,597
Of course
I'm gonna make dinner.
357
00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:09,634
I love providing
for my family.
358
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,946
But I'm not gonna eat it.
359
00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,673
-Now leave me alone forever!
-Okay.
360
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,329
Well, I'm gonna give you
some space
361
00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:17,055
so you can get out
all your big feelings.
362
00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,299
No, wait, don't go.
I need you.
363
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,128
Daughter Bear's right here,
pumpkin.
364
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,716
Mm.
365
00:11:22,751 --> 00:11:24,476
What do I do?
366
00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:27,065
Well, sometimes
you like someone,
367
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,549
and they don't like you back.
368
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:30,551
And you just have to be
okay with that.
369
00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:31,725
Oh, my God.
370
00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,278
That's not what you say.
371
00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:34,521
You say he's an idiot
372
00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:36,696
who doesn't know
what he's missing out on.
373
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:37,800
There is a way,
you know.
374
00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:40,320
What are you talking about?
375
00:11:40,354 --> 00:11:41,597
You think you're the only one
376
00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:43,772
who knows how to play the game
of flirtation and romance?
377
00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:46,809
I'm listening. Tell me how to
beat the system, wise Geoff.
378
00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:49,191
No, no, no. Don't fill her head
with sunshine.
379
00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:50,364
Now put the baby down.
380
00:11:50,848 --> 00:11:51,883
No.
381
00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,196
"No"?
382
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:56,060
What is this "No"?
I'm not familiar with it.
383
00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:58,925
You complimented my thighs,
and you didn't even mean it.
384
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,167
My thighs are amazing.
385
00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:01,893
They taper and bulge
in all the right places.
386
00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:03,481
You know about
my flirtation game?
387
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,689
Oh, I know all your moves.
388
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,242
But you don't know mine.
389
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,831
There's only one thing that
gets someone's attention.
390
00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:10,108
-Jealousy.
-[scoffs]
391
00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:11,558
When has that ever
worked for you?
392
00:12:11,592 --> 00:12:14,078
Oh, sweet, foolish,
naive Erica.
393
00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:15,527
You didn't pay me
the time of day
394
00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,288
until you saw
a little candy on my arm.
395
00:12:17,909 --> 00:12:19,428
Wait, Evy Silver?
396
00:12:19,462 --> 00:12:21,430
I used Silver to get the gold.
397
00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:22,603
Goldberg, that is.
398
00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:24,467
You... played me?
399
00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,954
Mom, this can't be
who you listen to.
400
00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:31,026
You know, making him jealous
instead of doing nothing
401
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:33,235
seems to be
the better choice.
402
00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:34,374
Yes!
403
00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:35,927
Now watch my sweet thighs
disappear
404
00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,135
as I walk away in victory.
405
00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,106
His thighs are
pretty amazing.
406
00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,555
[adult Adam]
Thanks to Geoff's advice,
407
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:45,834
my mom was off
to win over Mr. Perott.
408
00:12:45,868 --> 00:12:48,975
Meanwhile, Barry was worried
he had just lost Joanne.
409
00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:50,252
Come on, Jo Jo Bean.
410
00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:51,978
Please,
come out and talk to me.
411
00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:53,151
Yeah, Jo Jo Bean.
412
00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:54,566
If you stay in there
another 30 minutes,
413
00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:57,121
I can legally charge you
for wrongful habitation.
414
00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:58,915
Youknow nothing
of the law.
415
00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:01,884
And you. Let me just get the
sequence of events down here.
416
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,472
You rented an apartment
for yourself
417
00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:04,922
without even thinking
about me.
418
00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:06,061
No comment?
419
00:13:06,095 --> 00:13:08,408
I would like to comment.
Yes. Yes, he did.
420
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:09,616
And then you realized
you messed up
421
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,549
and you tried to convince me
to live in this dump!
422
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,102
How dare you!
423
00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:14,310
I know the dump very well.
424
00:13:14,345 --> 00:13:16,347
Some of my best friends
live in the dump.
425
00:13:16,381 --> 00:13:19,315
And this, madame,
is slightly better.
426
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,628
Look, I tried to get
my money back first.
427
00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:24,251
Oh, so living with me
was your thirdchoice?
428
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,805
I didn't want
to make you mad.
429
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,185
Oh, so you went through
all this trouble
430
00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,428
to cover up your mistake,
431
00:13:28,462 --> 00:13:30,533
rather than having the exact
fight we're having right now?
432
00:13:30,568 --> 00:13:33,019
Well, it isunpleasant.
Don't you agree?
433
00:13:33,053 --> 00:13:35,021
Hello, happy couple!
434
00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:36,539
Just solidifying
you moved out
435
00:13:36,574 --> 00:13:38,334
by dropping off
a housewarming gift.
436
00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:39,819
Barry, do you even want
to live with me?
437
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,924
I don't know what I want.
438
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,962
Well, you'll have plenty
of time to figure it out
439
00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:46,790
when you live here
by yourself.
440
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,999
And you.
441
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:50,484
I'm a lawyer, and this isn't
even a legal place to live.
442
00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:52,935
There is lead paint, mold,
improper ventilation,
443
00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:54,764
and probably
Legionnaires' disease.
444
00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:56,836
Fine. Barry, I never
would've rented to you
445
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,492
if I knew
you knew a lawyer.
446
00:13:58,527 --> 00:14:01,185
Now everyone is happy
and forgiven!
447
00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,807
No, Barry.
448
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,878
I love you,
and I don't want you to be taken advantage of.
449
00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:06,293
But as far
as we're concerned,
450
00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:08,502
you have really
gone too far this time.
451
00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:11,367
[adult Adam] Even though
Joanne bailed him out,
452
00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:13,059
Barry didn't feel any better.
453
00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:15,164
Meanwhile,
my mom roped Coach Nick
454
00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:16,614
into making
Mr. Perott feel jealous.
455
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,684
[music playing over speakers]
456
00:14:17,718 --> 00:14:19,651
You look lovely tonight,
Beverly.
457
00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:22,516
Your dress is sparkly,
like a championship ring.
458
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:25,036
And you...
brought two whistles.
459
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:26,486
Oh, almost forgot.
460
00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:28,212
My lady.
461
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,387
Beverly, you're here?
462
00:14:31,422 --> 00:14:33,182
Joe, I didn't see you there.
463
00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:36,013
Yes, I'm also
co-chaperoning this dance
464
00:14:36,047 --> 00:14:38,532
with my big,
strapping date, Nick.
465
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,224
Please, call me Coach Nick.
466
00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:41,397
That's weird.
467
00:14:41,432 --> 00:14:43,365
I didn't see your name
on the sign-up sheet, Beverly.
468
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,056
Oh, well, you probably
didn't flip it over to the back
469
00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:46,575
where I added
two extra lines
470
00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:48,818
for myself
and Coach Nick, Andrea.
471
00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:50,165
Does that mean some of us
can leave, or...
472
00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:51,718
Yeah, I guess so. [chuckles]
473
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:52,892
Andrea, bye-bye.
474
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,065
I'd like to stay.
475
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,515
I'm enjoying myself.
476
00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:56,723
Not too much, I hope.
477
00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:59,726
I mean, who chaperones
the chaperones? [chuckles]
478
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,865
I do.
479
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,384
Well, let's just have fun
out there, all right?
480
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:04,731
That's what losers say.
We're gonna win.
481
00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:05,835
Win what?
482
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,217
If you don't know,
you've already lost.
483
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,600
[adult Adam] And so began
my mom's attempts
484
00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:13,257
at getting
Mr. Perott's attention.
485
00:15:13,291 --> 00:15:15,397
She did everything you do
at a high school dance,
486
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,192
starting with this classic.
487
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,023
Stop. Stop.
488
00:15:21,058 --> 00:15:22,093
What are you doing?
489
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:24,475
I'm not supposed to have carbs
after 6:00 p.m.
490
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:27,409
Now I have to
jumping-jack it off!
491
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:30,757
[adult Adam] Then she took
a swing at good old-fashioned chaperoning.
492
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:32,621
Hey, kids! Not so close.
493
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,313
Oh, I thought
you were students. [laughs]
494
00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:38,040
Well, either way,
good rule to live by, huh?
495
00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,179
Back up a little.
496
00:15:39,214 --> 00:15:41,733
[adult Adam] Of course,
there was also the fake laugh.
497
00:15:41,768 --> 00:15:44,598
And that's why I eat 10 bags
of sunflower seeds a day.
498
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,393
[laughs]
499
00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:48,568
Oh, Coach Nick,
you're so funny!
500
00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:49,879
You're a laugh riot!
501
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:51,467
It's not funny, Beverly.
502
00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,435
I have a phosphorus
deficiency.
503
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:56,403
[adult Adam] But Mr. Perott
still wasn't taking the bait.
504
00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:59,889
Luckily, my mom had one
last trick up her sleeve.
505
00:15:59,924 --> 00:16:01,063
Andrea...
506
00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,134
You need to get out
to the parking lot right now.
507
00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:04,964
Some kids are about
to tip your car over.
508
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,896
-My Buick Regal?
-Get out there, now!
509
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:08,312
Go! Scoot!
510
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,521
Bev, what is going on?
511
00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,523
What on earth
are you talking about?
512
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:13,800
Well, you're being rude
to Andrea.
513
00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:15,008
Also, you're not
chaperoning at all.
514
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,113
This punch is very spiked.
515
00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:17,942
S'all good. [chuckles]
516
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,357
Bev, stop.
517
00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:22,153
What is going on
with you?
518
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,500
Fine.
519
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,089
[whispering] I like you.
520
00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:28,435
What was that?
521
00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:30,127
I think you're neat.
522
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:31,266
I'm not picking that up.
523
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:34,441
I have a fondness for you.
524
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:35,995
Maybe just a little louder
over the music.
525
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,617
[loudly] I like you, okay?
526
00:16:37,651 --> 00:16:39,515
-[crowd gasps]
-[music stops]
527
00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:40,827
Beverly...
528
00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:41,931
[crowd murmuring]
529
00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:43,209
[sighs]
530
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:45,349
This was a mistake.
I'm sorry.
531
00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:46,557
I'll just leave,
532
00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:48,040
and you and Andrea
can have a good time.
533
00:16:53,495 --> 00:16:55,152
[adult Adam]
Joanne was incredibly hurt.
534
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:57,464
But there was a new flyer
on the kiosk
535
00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:59,570
that just might
ease her pain.
536
00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:01,296
[Joanne] "Lost girlfriend"?
537
00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,987
Maybe you've seen her.
538
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,195
She's beautiful
and smart and kind
539
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,646
and puts up with a lot.
540
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,061
Yeah, she does.
541
00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:11,306
And a flyer isn't gonna
fix everything, Barry.
542
00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:12,721
But maybe two flyers would.
543
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,586
[stapler clicks]
544
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,415
-"Found, idiot boyfriend."
-[Barry] Yeah.
545
00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,694
He was wandering around
all sad and miserable
546
00:17:20,729 --> 00:17:22,213
'cause he messed up
real bad.
547
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:23,525
Barry, I think
you cut yourself a little
548
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:25,251
-with that staple gun.
-Just let me finish.
549
00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:26,528
It's bleeding pretty bad.
550
00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:27,666
No, Joanne.
551
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,255
What's bad is how much
I screwed up.
552
00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:31,705
-You need to get a rag
or maybe a tourniquet! -[sighs]
553
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:32,844
Do you not feel that?
554
00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:35,778
The only thing I can feel
is the pain I caused you.
555
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:36,848
At least put
some pressure on it
556
00:17:36,883 --> 00:17:38,160
or, like, elevate it
over your head.
557
00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:39,230
Exactly.
558
00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:40,956
I'm overmy head
in love with you.
559
00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:42,923
It's really pumping.
I can tell when your heart beats.
560
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,580
When that apartment came up,
561
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,203
youshould've been
my first thought.
562
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,445
You're about to have
no more thoughts
563
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,171
because you are
running out of blood.
564
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:50,724
I always want
to put you first,
565
00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:52,657
and I definitely want
to live with you.
566
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:53,934
That's incredibly sweet,
567
00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,420
but we need to get you some
medical attention, like, now.
568
00:17:56,454 --> 00:17:57,697
So you forgive me?
569
00:17:57,731 --> 00:17:59,768
-Yes, of course.
-Yes!
570
00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:02,115
Bar-Bar and Jo Jo are back!
[clicks stapler]
571
00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:04,083
Oh, I feel
a little lightheaded.
572
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,636
[Joanne] Sure. [chuckles]
573
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,879
[adult Adam] While Joanne
finally knew what Barry's heart was full of,
574
00:18:07,914 --> 00:18:10,434
my mom was feeling
empty herself.
575
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:14,196
Thank you for coming.
576
00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:15,956
Mom, I'm always here
for you.
577
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,720
Being single is so new to me.
578
00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:23,309
And I clearly don't know
what I'm doing.
579
00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:25,828
Yeah, maybe we didn't
give you the best advice.
580
00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:28,935
The truth is, dating is hard.
581
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,661
And it's gonna be
extra hard for you
582
00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,733
because you're starting over.
583
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,632
But give yourself some credit
for getting back out there.
584
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,876
You are brave and strong.
585
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,119
And you are no fool.
586
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,605
Well, one thing
I know for sure
587
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:46,297
is you are gonna be
a great mom to Muriel
588
00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:48,610
when some dumb boy
breaks her heart.
589
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:50,612
["The Flame" by Cheap Trick
playing]
590
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:54,409
[Perott] Beverly?
591
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,240
Oh. Hi, Joe. [chuckles]
592
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,104
I'll be in the car
if you need me.
593
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,830
♪ Another night
slowly closes in ♪
594
00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:03,107
[sighs]
595
00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,179
I always thought
these dances were weird
596
00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:07,491
when I was in high school.
597
00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:09,251
I guess not much
has changed.
598
00:19:09,286 --> 00:19:10,563
I'm so sorry.
599
00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:11,805
Beverly, stop.
600
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,050
I was gonna ask you,
601
00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:16,810
would you consider
coming back inside with me?
602
00:19:16,845 --> 00:19:19,019
Why? So I can sign
a legal document
603
00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,298
saying I won't come
within 50 feet of you?
604
00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:22,954
No, to co-chaperone.
605
00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:26,613
I don't understand.
What about Andrea?
606
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:27,890
Andrea drank
a lot of punch,
607
00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,892
and she's lying in the back
of her Buick Regal.
608
00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:34,276
But... I would prefer
yourcompany.
609
00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:37,106
♪ I can't believe you're gone ♪
610
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:38,660
♪ You were the first ♪
611
00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:39,902
I'd like that.
612
00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,664
-Let's do it.
-All right!
613
00:19:42,698 --> 00:19:47,186
♪ Wherever you go
I'll be with you ♪
614
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,878
[adult Adam] That's the thing
about starting something new.
615
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:52,501
It can be challenging
and scary.
616
00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:55,677
♪ Whatever you want
I'll give it to you ♪
617
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,713
[adult Adam] But if you're
doing it for the right reasons,
618
00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:00,164
with the right people,
it doesn't have to be.
619
00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:04,927
And when you're brave enough
to try,
620
00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:08,517
you never know,
it might lead to great things.
621
00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:10,381
♪ ...and head upon ♪
622
00:20:10,416 --> 00:20:13,246
♪ Remember, after the fire ♪
623
00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:16,318
♪ After all the rain ♪
624
00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:21,496
♪ I will be the flame ♪
625
00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,014
[chuckles]
626
00:20:23,049 --> 00:20:25,016
They're all so cute,
aren't they?
627
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:26,086
They are.
628
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,226
Which one's yours?
629
00:20:27,881 --> 00:20:29,504
The big blonde one.
630
00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:38,098
♪ You were the first
You'll be the last ♪
631
00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:44,519
♪ Whatever you want
I'll give it to you ♪
632
00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:54,874
[sighs]
633
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,430
Where have you been,
young lady?
634
00:20:59,465 --> 00:21:00,914
Oh, Erica. [chuckles]
635
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:02,882
Did you wait up for me?
636
00:21:02,916 --> 00:21:04,090
How was I supposed to sleep,
637
00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:05,781
knowing that you were out
running around in the streets
638
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:08,059
with God knows who,
doing God knows what?
639
00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:10,959
I just went out with Joe to get
ice cream after the dance.
640
00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:12,754
-No biggie.
-Oh, "no biggie"?
641
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:14,273
It's a very big biggie!
642
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,723
Do they not have phones
at this ice cream establishment?
643
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:17,793
Okay, I didn't think--
644
00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:18,898
That's right,
you didn't think.
645
00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:20,209
Now go to your room
while my brothers and I decide
646
00:21:20,244 --> 00:21:21,280
what to do with you.
647
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,764
Sorry.
I'll do better next time.
648
00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:24,731
Yes, you will,
or there won't bea next time.
649
00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:25,905
Is that it?
650
00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:27,976
Well, you're lucky
that it is.
651
00:21:28,010 --> 00:21:29,184
Now, tell me everything
about Joe.
652
00:21:29,234 --> 00:21:33,784
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