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You know how we're playing Everton tomorrow? 10 00:00:31,977 --> 00:00:33,288 - Yeah. - Well, that's not a town. 11 00:00:33,312 --> 00:00:37,399 - It's actually a team in Liverpool! - [Henry] Like the Beatles! 12 00:00:37,483 --> 00:00:41,695 If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo, will you take a picture, please? 13 00:00:41,779 --> 00:00:42,822 Hey, you got it, big guy. 14 00:00:43,614 --> 00:00:45,574 Okay, hey, I better get a roll on here, all right? 15 00:00:45,658 --> 00:00:48,118 Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you. Hold on. 16 00:00:48,202 --> 00:00:49,703 - I love you, buddy. - Love you too. 17 00:00:49,787 --> 00:00:51,473 Still haven't told him John and George are dead? 18 00:00:51,497 --> 00:00:52,581 They're what? 19 00:00:52,665 --> 00:00:54,208 It was Keith Richards. 20 00:00:54,917 --> 00:00:55,917 [Michelle] Hey, Ted. 21 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,126 - Hey. How you doing? - Good. 22 00:00:57,210 --> 00:00:58,795 How's work going? Everything all right? 23 00:00:58,878 --> 00:01:02,924 Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy, but the paperwork the lawyer sent? 24 00:01:03,007 --> 00:01:04,633 I know. Oh, hey. 25 00:01:05,510 --> 00:01:06,511 Got it right here. 26 00:01:06,594 --> 00:01:10,098 I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it, send it right back. I promise. 27 00:01:10,181 --> 00:01:12,934 Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow. We'll be watching. 28 00:01:13,017 --> 00:01:14,018 All right now. 29 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:22,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 30 00:01:24,863 --> 00:01:25,947 [Keeley] Whoo-hoo! 31 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:29,367 - Girls' trip! - Mm. Liverpool, here we come. 32 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:30,530 I just want to say up front 33 00:01:30,577 --> 00:01:32,763 that I'm really flattered you asked me to come this weekend. 34 00:01:32,787 --> 00:01:34,538 Oh. Come on now. 35 00:01:34,621 --> 00:01:38,000 But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot. 36 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:39,936 If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool, 37 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:42,713 I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with than you. 38 00:01:42,796 --> 00:01:44,631 No. Keeley, I think you're confused. 39 00:01:44,715 --> 00:01:47,134 I was, at first. Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley. 40 00:01:47,217 --> 00:01:50,429 Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend." 41 00:01:52,431 --> 00:01:53,640 I'm fucking with you. 42 00:01:53,724 --> 00:01:55,484 - [chuckles] - [gasps] Oh, my God. [chuckles] 43 00:01:55,893 --> 00:01:58,520 I thought you were being serious. I mean, can you imagine? 44 00:01:58,604 --> 00:01:59,730 Oh, I have. 45 00:01:59,813 --> 00:02:02,774 ♪ Do-da do-da do do do do doo ♪ 46 00:02:02,858 --> 00:02:05,652 Looks like we have a new passenger on today's flight. 47 00:02:05,736 --> 00:02:08,005 Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins. 48 00:02:08,029 --> 00:02:09,448 Oh. 49 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,781 Sorry. 50 00:02:10,865 --> 00:02:12,825 I'm gonna go spend a penny before we take off. 51 00:02:12,909 --> 00:02:14,160 See you downstairs, Rebecca. 52 00:02:14,243 --> 00:02:17,163 Oh, that's okay. I always enjoy the antics on the team bus. 53 00:02:17,246 --> 00:02:19,332 No. I need you to stay here this weekend. 54 00:02:19,957 --> 00:02:21,542 Doing work that doesn't matter. 55 00:02:25,087 --> 00:02:26,088 [groans] 56 00:02:27,507 --> 00:02:30,968 All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got? 57 00:02:31,052 --> 00:02:33,387 - [murmuring] - Whoo! 58 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:35,056 Thank you, Dani. 59 00:02:35,515 --> 00:02:39,727 Jeez, Louise. Why's everybody so down in the dumps? 60 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:42,146 What happened? Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something? 61 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,332 - [chuckles] - No, nothing like that. 62 00:02:43,356 --> 00:02:47,318 Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud made me immediately sad. 63 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,693 Let me see what's going on here. 64 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:52,239 Hey, guys. Seriously, come on. Talk to me. What's up? 65 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,324 Well, we're fine. 66 00:02:54,407 --> 00:02:55,408 Mm. 67 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:57,869 - Yeah, I'm all right. - Okay. 68 00:02:57,953 --> 00:03:00,914 We're in a shit fucking mood because we never fucking win at Everton 69 00:03:00,997 --> 00:03:02,833 and it sucks fucking shit! 70 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,751 - [scoffs] - [Ted] Ah, come on, fellas. 71 00:03:04,835 --> 00:03:06,878 How long has it been since y'all won up at Everton? 72 00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:09,339 - Sixty years ago. - Jesus Christ. 73 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:12,676 [whistles] Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay. 74 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,344 So we got that going on. 75 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:17,305 And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt. 76 00:03:17,389 --> 00:03:18,932 It's my upper hamstring, Coach. 77 00:03:19,015 --> 00:03:22,477 You tore your butt, son. There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay? It happens. 78 00:03:22,561 --> 00:03:25,440 People tear their butts all the time in athletics. You're not alone, man. 79 00:03:25,521 --> 00:03:26,522 [players laughing] 80 00:03:26,605 --> 00:03:28,416 Hey, Coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right? 81 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:29,775 - Three times. - Three times. 82 00:03:30,234 --> 00:03:33,612 Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal. 83 00:03:34,113 --> 00:03:36,033 The silver lining here, with O'Brien's tore butt, 84 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:39,201 is that my man from Montreal is gonna be filling in at goalie. 85 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:42,079 - Give it up for Zorro. - Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux." 86 00:03:42,163 --> 00:03:44,874 - I'm sorry. Zorro. - "Zoreaux." 87 00:03:44,957 --> 00:03:47,376 You... I don't know what I'm doing wrong here. 88 00:03:47,459 --> 00:03:49,646 Point is, gentlemen, unless one of y'all got a crystal ball, 89 00:03:49,670 --> 00:03:51,314 we don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. 90 00:03:51,338 --> 00:03:52,715 That's why we play the game. 91 00:03:53,215 --> 00:03:55,885 So let me hear it! Richmond on three! One, two, three! 92 00:03:55,968 --> 00:03:57,887 - [Dani] Richmond! - Right, come on. Let's go. 93 00:04:00,973 --> 00:04:03,033 - [man] Hey, Coach. - Howdy, fellas. How can I help you? 94 00:04:03,057 --> 00:04:05,935 Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt has gone back to Man City, 95 00:04:06,019 --> 00:04:08,813 uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one, you've not scored any goals. 96 00:04:08,897 --> 00:04:09,937 - Yeah. - So I'm wondering, 97 00:04:09,981 --> 00:04:12,233 how worried are you about the threat of relegation? 98 00:04:13,026 --> 00:04:16,529 Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation. 99 00:04:17,906 --> 00:04:19,240 What you got for me, Marcus? 100 00:04:19,324 --> 00:04:22,094 Just wanted to know how you're feeling about the departure of Jamie Tartt. 101 00:04:22,118 --> 00:04:23,703 Yeah. Um... 102 00:04:23,786 --> 00:04:26,498 Well, if I'm being honest, it, uh, breaks my heart a little. 103 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:28,750 I think one of the neatest things about being a coach 104 00:04:28,833 --> 00:04:30,873 is the connection you get to make with your players. 105 00:04:30,919 --> 00:04:34,047 That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer 106 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:36,810 than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass. 107 00:04:37,467 --> 00:04:39,069 All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah? 108 00:04:39,093 --> 00:04:40,219 Yeah. 109 00:04:42,262 --> 00:04:44,806 Oh. Hey! Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo! 110 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:47,476 - [bus engine starts] - What? 111 00:05:00,948 --> 00:05:02,324 Hey, there he is. 112 00:05:09,248 --> 00:05:11,688 - [Coach Beard] Good to see you, buddy. - All right, let's go. 113 00:05:16,213 --> 00:05:18,297 [theme music plays] 114 00:05:38,484 --> 00:05:41,571 Here we go. It's the presidential suite. Hope it's to your satisfaction. 115 00:05:41,654 --> 00:05:44,115 Would you like me to show you the various room amenities? 116 00:05:44,198 --> 00:05:45,741 No, thank you. 117 00:05:45,825 --> 00:05:47,827 My lady and I wanna have a quick shag and a shower 118 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:49,245 before we hit the town tonight. 119 00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:51,080 Welcome to Liverpool. 120 00:05:51,706 --> 00:05:53,291 [Keeley laughs] 121 00:05:54,041 --> 00:05:56,293 What? He would've spent a cash tip in, like, a minute. 122 00:05:56,376 --> 00:05:59,087 Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime. 123 00:05:59,171 --> 00:06:02,215 No, it's... it's not you. It's... Oh, fuck. 124 00:06:02,299 --> 00:06:05,719 This is Rupert's and my anniversary weekend. And... 125 00:06:07,053 --> 00:06:09,493 - It's the first one I've spent by myself... - Hey, it's okay. 126 00:06:10,056 --> 00:06:11,266 [sighs] 127 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,061 Thank you. 128 00:06:15,562 --> 00:06:19,149 - [Keeley inhales deeply] Mm. - Ooh. That's a long hug. 129 00:06:20,859 --> 00:06:24,571 So, just to remind you, the hotel furniture stays in the rooms, 130 00:06:24,654 --> 00:06:27,115 not the hallway or the pool. 131 00:06:27,199 --> 00:06:32,578 Nor are you allowed to ship it to your homes or other hotels, okay? 132 00:06:32,661 --> 00:06:34,622 All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour. 133 00:06:34,705 --> 00:06:37,249 After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight. 134 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:38,643 What's it gonna be this time around? 135 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:40,127 [all] Movie night. 136 00:06:40,211 --> 00:06:43,380 All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time, 137 00:06:43,464 --> 00:06:45,066 and we'll never watch another movie together again. 138 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:46,359 - That's for you, Coach. - Thank you, sir. 139 00:06:46,383 --> 00:06:48,010 - And that's for you. - Thank you. 140 00:06:48,093 --> 00:06:50,930 Whoo! Room 5150. Finally. 141 00:06:51,013 --> 00:06:54,391 Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history. 142 00:06:54,475 --> 00:06:57,102 - In the post-David Lee Roth era. - Thank you. 143 00:06:57,186 --> 00:06:58,938 - Coach, what room you got? - 5148. 144 00:06:59,021 --> 00:07:01,398 - Hey. - [together] Howdy, neighbor. 145 00:07:01,482 --> 00:07:05,319 Yes, hello. We still haven't received the champagne I ordered. Thank you. 146 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:08,239 Ah. Good question. One second. 147 00:07:08,322 --> 00:07:12,325 Should I get the concierge to make us a reservation somewhere tonight? 148 00:07:12,408 --> 00:07:15,248 [Keeley] Shipley's steak house is unmatched in its cuisine and ambience. 149 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,330 Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak. 150 00:07:17,413 --> 00:07:20,041 Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please. 151 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,919 Does 8:00 p.m. work for you? 152 00:07:23,002 --> 00:07:26,214 [Keeley] The business center is open 24 hours a day. 153 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:27,298 Okay. 154 00:07:27,382 --> 00:07:30,102 - [TV: soft music playing] - What was that about the business center? 155 00:07:30,176 --> 00:07:32,679 [Keeley] Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym, 156 00:07:32,762 --> 00:07:35,431 filled with the latest in workout technology. 157 00:07:35,515 --> 00:07:36,516 Like kettlebells! 158 00:07:36,599 --> 00:07:37,892 Oh, my God. 159 00:07:37,976 --> 00:07:40,228 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. 160 00:07:40,311 --> 00:07:45,400 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! 161 00:07:45,984 --> 00:07:47,860 I don't even remember doing this. 162 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,320 - And if you're the artsy type... - Right, enough. 163 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:52,489 - [music stops] - This weekend is moving forward. 164 00:07:52,573 --> 00:07:55,951 When that champagne arrives, we are going to get drunk, have a nice meal, 165 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,452 and leave the past in the past. 166 00:07:57,536 --> 00:07:59,705 - Sound good? - Sounds fucking great. 167 00:07:59,788 --> 00:08:01,268 - [knocking] - Oh. Speak of the devil. 168 00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:06,211 Hello, Stinky. 169 00:08:06,837 --> 00:08:08,297 [whistles] 170 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:12,718 Still giving you the big room even without old gray walnuts footing the bill. 171 00:08:12,801 --> 00:08:14,845 Good. Fuck Rupert! 172 00:08:15,888 --> 00:08:19,141 Oh. Who's this then? Is this your concubine? Is she Russian? 173 00:08:19,224 --> 00:08:22,060 - Are you Russian? - A, I love you. B, who are you? 174 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:26,939 Let me introduce Flo Collins, my best mate since we were little. 175 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:29,984 Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single... 176 00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:30,943 Mm-hmm. 177 00:08:31,027 --> 00:08:34,446 ...mother to the most amazing 12-year-old little girl called Nora, my goddaughter. 178 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:35,448 Wow. 179 00:08:35,531 --> 00:08:38,451 Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years. 180 00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:40,536 Oh, Jesus, Stinky. 181 00:08:40,619 --> 00:08:43,539 Remind me to bury you in the set list for speeches at my funeral. 182 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:47,043 Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy." I don't care which. 183 00:08:47,835 --> 00:08:49,115 So, you heard about the divorce? 184 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:53,299 Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party. He told me right after he hit on me. 185 00:08:53,382 --> 00:08:56,969 Hey, what's new? Still, weird order for him to roll out that information. 186 00:08:57,512 --> 00:08:59,232 Right, what's in the plan for tonight, then? 187 00:08:59,263 --> 00:09:00,972 Shall I call down? Get myself a robe? 188 00:09:01,056 --> 00:09:02,682 Oh! [chuckles] 189 00:09:02,766 --> 00:09:04,100 Look what I've got. 190 00:09:04,601 --> 00:09:05,852 - Ta-da! - [Keeley gasps] 191 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,538 Stole it off a room service trolley outside. 192 00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:08,772 You're amazing! 193 00:09:09,856 --> 00:09:11,900 - I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi! - Oh! 194 00:09:11,983 --> 00:09:13,127 Yeah, I know who you are, honey. 195 00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:15,403 My ex used to masturbate to you like a maniac, so... 196 00:09:15,487 --> 00:09:16,905 [speakers: music playing] 197 00:09:16,988 --> 00:09:18,990 [players muttering] 198 00:09:28,250 --> 00:09:29,751 [players shouting] 199 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,587 Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow? 200 00:09:32,671 --> 00:09:34,965 - No, we match up perfectly. - Exactly. 201 00:09:35,048 --> 00:09:37,128 What about you, Nate? You believe these guys can win? 202 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,739 I believe this team can do anything. 203 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:40,570 See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about. 204 00:09:40,594 --> 00:09:43,138 Okay, Nate. So if you were me, what would you tell these guys? 205 00:09:43,222 --> 00:09:44,574 Oh, no. I wouldn't... No, I don't... 206 00:09:44,598 --> 00:09:47,726 Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion. You understand that, yeah? 207 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:49,520 - Yeah. - And you got one, yes? 208 00:09:49,603 --> 00:09:51,564 - Yeah. - Locked, loaded, ready to rip? 209 00:09:51,647 --> 00:09:52,982 Mm-hmm. 210 00:09:53,065 --> 00:09:54,108 - Let me hear it. - No. 211 00:09:54,191 --> 00:09:56,610 Why not? What are you afraid's gonna happen if you tell me? 212 00:09:56,694 --> 00:09:58,588 That you won't like my idea and it makes you hate me. 213 00:09:58,612 --> 00:09:59,488 Then you fire me. 214 00:09:59,572 --> 00:10:01,883 Then I have to move back in with my parents and they'll be ashamed of me. 215 00:10:01,907 --> 00:10:04,594 Then everyone finds out back home and laughs at me until my face melts off. 216 00:10:04,618 --> 00:10:05,618 Excuse me. 217 00:10:09,415 --> 00:10:11,125 Well, at least he didn't stammer. 218 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,127 [chuckles] Mm. 219 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:14,753 [phone vibrates] 220 00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:21,318 I gotta go take care of a couple things. I'll see you in the morning, all right? 221 00:10:21,342 --> 00:10:23,344 Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys, 222 00:10:23,428 --> 00:10:27,474 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying. 223 00:10:28,433 --> 00:10:29,434 I'll be one of 'em. 224 00:10:29,934 --> 00:10:32,020 [women laughing] 225 00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:34,230 Right, so I hadn't prepared anything. 226 00:10:34,314 --> 00:10:37,442 Not the brightest idea for a maid of honor, especially with an open bar. 227 00:10:37,525 --> 00:10:39,068 Yeah, she was the star of the weekend. 228 00:10:39,152 --> 00:10:42,030 - Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner. - You did what? 229 00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:44,365 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did! 230 00:10:44,449 --> 00:10:46,326 He has repeatedly denied that. 231 00:10:46,409 --> 00:10:48,244 Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit? 232 00:10:48,328 --> 00:10:50,997 [all laugh] 233 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,208 Would you ladies like another bottle? A little dessert perhaps? 234 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:58,045 My sexy and extremely single friend here 235 00:10:58,128 --> 00:11:01,215 actually prefers her desserts on the larger side. 236 00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:04,051 If that's something you could possibly accommodate. 237 00:11:05,844 --> 00:11:07,012 I'll give you a few minutes. 238 00:11:07,095 --> 00:11:08,180 Thank you. Sorry. 239 00:11:08,263 --> 00:11:10,891 [Keeley and Sassy laugh] 240 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,518 I can't believe you just did that. 241 00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,102 Oh, shut up. You love it. 242 00:11:14,186 --> 00:11:16,230 Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky? 243 00:11:16,313 --> 00:11:17,606 No. Don't smoke anymore. 244 00:11:18,857 --> 00:11:21,276 And yet, you're still on fire. 245 00:11:22,277 --> 00:11:23,445 Hmm. 246 00:11:23,529 --> 00:11:27,199 [speakers: jazz music playing] 247 00:11:27,282 --> 00:11:28,602 [man] Yeah, I don't know. Just... 248 00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:33,496 May I suggest flushing it again but harder? Okay, bye. 249 00:11:34,831 --> 00:11:35,915 Hi, how can I help you? 250 00:11:35,998 --> 00:11:38,227 Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine. 251 00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:39,836 [chuckles] Fax machine? 252 00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:45,258 Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question. If you bear with me a second, 253 00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:47,844 I'll just check with a colleague and see what I can find out. 254 00:11:47,927 --> 00:11:51,722 A fax machine, hey? Are you sending something to the year 1997? 255 00:11:51,806 --> 00:11:54,284 Yeah, just a little note to myself telling me to buy Apple stock. 256 00:11:54,308 --> 00:11:55,768 Oh. Good idea. 257 00:11:55,852 --> 00:11:59,212 Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well? 258 00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:01,983 Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder," 259 00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:04,152 - so there's no paper trail. - [chuckles] 260 00:12:04,235 --> 00:12:06,195 - Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way. - Oh. Sassy. 261 00:12:06,696 --> 00:12:08,363 Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right? 262 00:12:09,447 --> 00:12:11,175 Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there? 263 00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:12,200 [Ted] That's too bad. 264 00:12:12,284 --> 00:12:15,124 Seems like a Smurf with an attitude would've been a lot of fun to watch. 265 00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:18,331 All right, yeah, I'll tell him. Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye. 266 00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:21,626 Right, we no longer have a fax machine on the premises. 267 00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,879 But the concierge was able to locate one 268 00:12:23,962 --> 00:12:27,382 at a tanning salon eight miles away in Croxteth. 269 00:12:27,465 --> 00:12:28,675 You know what, that's okay. 270 00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:31,761 I'm just gonna hit this manicurist nearby that has carrier pigeons. 271 00:12:31,845 --> 00:12:33,513 [Sassy chuckles] 272 00:12:33,597 --> 00:12:35,223 - Thank you though. All right. - Okay. 273 00:12:35,807 --> 00:12:36,892 Nice meeting you. 274 00:12:37,642 --> 00:12:38,727 Right, how can I help you? 275 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,812 Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke 276 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:43,064 and hope my friend picks up the check while I was gone. 277 00:12:43,773 --> 00:12:46,859 Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line, figured I'd flirt with him as well. 278 00:12:46,942 --> 00:12:49,570 - See what happens, you know? - Oh, well, good luck. 279 00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,989 Yeah, I think I fucked it. 280 00:12:53,949 --> 00:12:56,911 I... I actually get off in about 30 minutes if you'd like to, uh... 281 00:12:56,994 --> 00:12:58,162 Of course not, why would you? 282 00:12:58,787 --> 00:13:00,206 [speakers: music playing] 283 00:13:00,289 --> 00:13:01,999 [Hogarth] You are who you choose to be. 284 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,084 [sniffling] 285 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,421 [Iron Giant] Superman. 286 00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:13,761 Okay, so I just met the fucking Marlboro Man in the... 287 00:13:13,844 --> 00:13:16,680 - Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you? - No, she just went to pee. 288 00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:18,265 - Oh. - Where does "Stinky" come from? 289 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:21,185 [chuckles] I remember the day she moved into our town. 290 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,228 She was already taller than me, had bigger boobs. 291 00:13:23,728 --> 00:13:26,356 Family was rich. So, first day of year seven, 292 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,108 I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky." 293 00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:30,610 [chuckles] That's genius. 294 00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,196 To the ties that bind us. 295 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,489 To Rebecca. 296 00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:37,784 Yeah, that's not Rebecca. 297 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:39,911 How do you mean? 298 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,247 No, the real Rebecca is silly. 299 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,499 Strong, yeah, but not cold. 300 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,460 - Have you ever heard her sing? - No. 301 00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:49,087 Ah. Beautiful voice. 302 00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:52,173 Her and Nora would sing through the door for hours. 303 00:13:52,257 --> 00:13:54,259 ♪ Do you wanna build a snowman? ♪ 304 00:13:54,342 --> 00:13:56,177 - Who's Nora? - My daughter. 305 00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:57,470 Oh, yeah. 306 00:13:57,554 --> 00:14:00,097 Yeah, if you like that woman, you are gonna love Rebecca. 307 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,473 [chuckles] 308 00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:03,267 - Ready? - What about the bill? 309 00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:05,853 - Thank you, Miss Welton. - Okay. 310 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:11,000 Do you wanna do that thing where you pretend you wanted to pay? 311 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,944 Oh, yeah, yeah. This is really good fun. Join in. 312 00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:16,113 Oh, you absolute piece of shit! I was about to do that! 313 00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:19,092 - I was just about to get my card out. - I can't believe that you've done this. 314 00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:22,116 - We were gonna split. That was so nice. - Six years I've waited for this... 315 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,142 [phone vibrates] 316 00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:01,157 - [sighs] - [item sliding] 317 00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,061 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm... I'm so sorry. I just... 318 00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:14,085 You're what? 319 00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:17,047 - What is this? - It's just my thoughts on the team. 320 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:19,216 Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew. 321 00:15:19,299 --> 00:15:20,759 - Go! Get outta here! - Sorry. 322 00:15:30,894 --> 00:15:32,729 [grunts] 323 00:15:36,691 --> 00:15:39,736 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. 324 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:45,534 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! 325 00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:49,996 And if you're the artsy type, or you're just trying to impress a date, 326 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,914 Liverpool has more museums and galleries... 327 00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:56,126 Welcome to Goodison Park. I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell. 328 00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,921 - Okay, guys! Got some snacks here! - Whoo-hoo! 329 00:15:59,004 --> 00:16:02,341 Let's try not to eat them all in the first half. Come on, Richmond! 330 00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:05,010 [Arlo] It's eighth-place Everton hosting AFC Richmond, 331 00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,972 in 18th and staring relegation in the face. 332 00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:10,182 The last time Richmond left here with a win, 333 00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:14,937 the number one song in the UK was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never." 334 00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:18,440 And that's certainly the case for Ted Lasso's men tonight. 335 00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:21,443 - Nate, can I speak with you, please? - Yeah. 336 00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:27,241 You all right? 337 00:16:27,324 --> 00:16:31,536 I wanted to apologize for last night. I bit your head off for no good reason, 338 00:16:31,619 --> 00:16:34,059 and I'm really sorry about that and I hope you can forgive me. 339 00:16:34,497 --> 00:16:36,291 Yeah, of cour... Yes, of course. 340 00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:40,920 Thank you. Also, I read through your thoughts. 341 00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:42,922 - Yeah. - They're great. 342 00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,509 - [exhales] - And I agree with every last one of 'em. 343 00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:48,470 But I can't say this to them. 344 00:16:48,553 --> 00:16:50,555 - But they need to hear it. - I agree. 345 00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:52,547 That's why you're gonna do it. 346 00:16:53,516 --> 00:16:54,517 Are you drunk? 347 00:16:54,601 --> 00:16:57,228 You're giving the pregame talk, and you're gonna read them this. 348 00:16:58,813 --> 00:17:01,483 - I ju... I don't know. - It'll be fun. 349 00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:04,986 No. No, no, no. 350 00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:07,279 Oh, my God. 351 00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:09,174 [Ted] All right, listen up, fellas. 352 00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:11,991 As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber-jabber. 353 00:17:12,075 --> 00:17:15,328 So I asked Nate the Great here to jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas 354 00:17:15,412 --> 00:17:17,122 about you guys and today's game. 355 00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:18,332 So let's focus up. 356 00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:20,042 - All yours, Nate. - Okay. 357 00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:22,627 [exhales] 358 00:17:26,965 --> 00:17:29,927 - Let's go, Nate. - Come on, boy. You got this. 359 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:33,013 - You got this, Nate. It's okay. - Okay. Thank you. Let's do it. 360 00:17:33,639 --> 00:17:34,848 [clears throat] 361 00:17:35,682 --> 00:17:37,267 - Isaac. - Hmm? 362 00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:41,480 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right? 363 00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:42,605 [chuckles] Yeah. 364 00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,023 I've noticed of late... 365 00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:51,322 that you've been playing like a big, dumb pussy. 366 00:17:54,951 --> 00:17:55,952 Wow. 367 00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:58,306 What the fuck did you say to me, bruv? 368 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,416 You're more concerned about looking tough than actually being tough. 369 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,686 There's a way to be intimidating without being physical. 370 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,546 I hope you don't mind me saying. 371 00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:07,880 Um... 372 00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:09,799 - Sam. - Oh, no. 373 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,759 You're constantly getting beat on the wings. 374 00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,028 It's 'cause you're indecisive. 375 00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:14,804 You second-guess more than a shitty psychic. 376 00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,950 The only African I know more imprisoned by their own thoughts 377 00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:19,308 is goddamn Nelson Mandela. 378 00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:21,309 [players laughing] 379 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,061 Did you hear that? 380 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:26,082 You think that's funny, do you, Colin? You and all your fancy step over bullshit. 381 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,625 Let me ask you this. Do you wax your pubes? 382 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,526 - [players laugh] - What? 383 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,879 Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no. 384 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:32,946 No. 385 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,229 Then why are you always trying to play like a Brazilian? 386 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,700 Yeah. 387 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,201 What just happened? 388 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,496 - Uh, Rojas. - Whoo! Roast me, amigo. 389 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,623 All right. You say that football is life, right? 390 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,208 Football is life. 391 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,711 - Yeah, well, then your defense is death. - [players] Oh! 392 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,857 The only person I've seen lose their man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw. 393 00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,716 [players] Oh! 394 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,593 - Sex and the City. - Shh. 395 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,470 [players laughing] 396 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,220 - Yeah. - Tough but fair. 397 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,930 - Right. Roy. - [laughter stops] 398 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,193 Go on. Say what you're gonna say. 399 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,737 Okay. 400 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,241 Don't read it. 401 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,827 Say it to my face. 402 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,456 The great Roy Kent. 403 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,292 You're old now. 404 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:33,130 And slow. And your focus drifts. 405 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,893 But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are. 406 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,719 It's your anger. That's your superpower. 407 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,923 That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league. 408 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,517 But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy. 409 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,228 I mean, you used to run like you were angry at the grass. 410 00:19:48,311 --> 00:19:51,648 You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake. 411 00:19:52,899 --> 00:19:55,610 But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play. 412 00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,153 But it's still in there. 413 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,230 And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself. 414 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,589 [wood creaking] 415 00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:20,384 [Roy grunting] 416 00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:23,011 [shouts] 417 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:24,513 [players] Ooh! 418 00:20:25,764 --> 00:20:27,766 [panting] 419 00:20:28,851 --> 00:20:32,062 - Let's go get these fuckers. - [cheering, shouting] 420 00:20:33,897 --> 00:20:36,233 [cheering, shouting continues] 421 00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:38,527 See? Told you it'd be fun. 422 00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:48,162 [crowd cheering] 423 00:20:48,245 --> 00:20:53,583 [Arlo] And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1-0. 424 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:56,961 - Yes, Ted! Yeah! - Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent. 425 00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:58,689 [Chris] Kent was absolutely brilliant today. 426 00:20:58,713 --> 00:20:59,839 He was like a man possessed. 427 00:20:59,922 --> 00:21:03,176 Yeah! 428 00:21:03,259 --> 00:21:05,019 [chanting] We know we are, we're sure we are. 429 00:21:06,846 --> 00:21:08,407 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond... 430 00:21:08,431 --> 00:21:10,057 Oh, my God! [laughs] 431 00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:11,893 Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah. 432 00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:13,519 - Ted! - Hey! 433 00:21:14,061 --> 00:21:16,397 - Congratulations. - Thanks, boss. 434 00:21:16,481 --> 00:21:18,792 - [chanting continues] - Could I, uh, just introduce you to... 435 00:21:18,816 --> 00:21:21,944 - Sassy Smurf! - Marlboro Man! Oh, my God. 436 00:21:22,612 --> 00:21:24,447 We know we are, we're sure we are... 437 00:21:25,865 --> 00:21:28,241 - I didn't know you were here. - Surprise! 438 00:21:28,325 --> 00:21:30,243 I've been thinking about you a lot this weekend. 439 00:21:30,327 --> 00:21:31,787 Oh, yeah? How come? 440 00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:35,457 'Cause you and your crazy hair keep popping up every time I turn on my TV. 441 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:38,210 [chanting continues] 442 00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:41,421 Oi! Listen up! 443 00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:44,382 None of you are going back to the hotel tonight. 444 00:21:44,466 --> 00:21:48,011 'Cause we did something today that no one thought we could do, including us! 445 00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:50,013 So, we're going out, we're celebrating, 446 00:21:50,096 --> 00:21:52,432 and we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face! 447 00:21:52,516 --> 00:21:54,893 [cheering] 448 00:21:55,685 --> 00:21:58,063 Roy! Roy! Where are we going? 449 00:21:59,022 --> 00:22:00,106 Keeley? 450 00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:02,192 [players chattering] 451 00:22:03,193 --> 00:22:05,402 Well, Liverpool has much to offer. 452 00:22:05,486 --> 00:22:09,532 From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of... 453 00:22:09,615 --> 00:22:13,994 - ♪ I said maybe ♪ - ♪ Said maybe ♪ 454 00:22:14,078 --> 00:22:16,497 [Sam] ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪ 455 00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:19,291 ♪ Saves me ♪ 456 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:23,337 [Sam] ♪ And after all ♪ 457 00:22:24,505 --> 00:22:29,677 - ♪ You're my wonderwall ♪ - [cheering] 458 00:22:30,928 --> 00:22:32,179 I'm going for a smoke. 459 00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,889 - Can I join you? - Come on. 460 00:22:34,723 --> 00:22:37,101 Thank you, Richmond FC! [laughs] 461 00:22:37,184 --> 00:22:38,853 [cheering, whistling] 462 00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:42,188 So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then? 463 00:22:42,272 --> 00:22:43,912 'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears 464 00:22:43,982 --> 00:22:46,651 and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski. 465 00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:50,071 - It's so good to see you, Sass. [laughs] - You too, Stinky. 466 00:22:50,155 --> 00:22:51,614 [sighs, groans] 467 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,367 God. You know, today would've been my... 468 00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:57,328 Of course I know. Why do you think I'm here? 469 00:22:59,456 --> 00:23:00,832 Mate, I'm so sorry. 470 00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:04,919 I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora. 471 00:23:06,754 --> 00:23:07,755 I really am. 472 00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:10,008 Thank you for saying that. 473 00:23:10,091 --> 00:23:11,384 Mm. 474 00:23:11,468 --> 00:23:13,553 [sighs] God, that man took so much from me. 475 00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:15,346 No. 476 00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:20,559 Rupert is a horrible man who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in. 477 00:23:20,642 --> 00:23:25,063 But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own. 478 00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:28,484 You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling. 479 00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:31,820 Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong. 480 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,656 I'll always be your biggest defender, 481 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:37,743 but you have to own up to the part that you played. 482 00:23:38,285 --> 00:23:39,411 You're right. 483 00:23:39,495 --> 00:23:40,996 Course I'm right. I'm always right. 484 00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:43,099 You're not always right. Most of the time you're an arse. 485 00:23:43,123 --> 00:23:45,834 There you are. Fucking hell. I thought you guys ditched me. 486 00:23:45,918 --> 00:23:47,377 - [Sassy] No! - [Rebecca] As if! 487 00:23:47,461 --> 00:23:51,340 Jesus, I didn't know that I had abandonment issues till right now. 488 00:23:51,423 --> 00:23:53,050 Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next. 489 00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:54,051 - What? - [Keeley] Yeah. 490 00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:55,593 No, I didn't put a song in. 491 00:23:55,676 --> 00:23:58,304 Well, then someone else must've done it for you. 492 00:23:59,388 --> 00:24:00,723 Who could've done that? 493 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:03,059 See? You are an arse. 494 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,686 ♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪ 495 00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:09,607 ♪ Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma ♪ 496 00:24:09,690 --> 00:24:11,776 ♪ Gaga, ooh-la-la ♪ 497 00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:14,237 ♪ Want your bad romance ♪ 498 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,739 [cheering, applause] 499 00:24:18,616 --> 00:24:19,617 All right, who's next? 500 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,160 Me, me, me. 501 00:24:22,036 --> 00:24:24,247 Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here. 502 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,083 Thank you. Oh, God. 503 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:30,419 Okay. Uh, I don't even know what song I'm singing. 504 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:34,172 But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have. 505 00:24:34,256 --> 00:24:37,092 - That is me! She's talking about me! - [crowd laughs] 506 00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:39,344 [speakers: intro playing] 507 00:24:42,973 --> 00:24:45,976 This is also dedicated to my goddaughter, Nora. 508 00:24:46,601 --> 00:24:47,602 I love you. 509 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:53,692 ♪ The snow glows white On the mountain tonight ♪ 510 00:24:53,775 --> 00:24:56,570 ♪ Not a footprint to be seen ♪ 511 00:24:57,445 --> 00:25:03,201 ♪ A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen ♪ 512 00:25:03,285 --> 00:25:04,995 [laughs] 513 00:25:05,078 --> 00:25:11,500 ♪ The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside ♪ 514 00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:17,756 ♪ Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried ♪ 515 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,133 [cheering] 516 00:25:19,216 --> 00:25:25,973 ♪ Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be ♪ 517 00:25:26,056 --> 00:25:32,146 ♪ Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know ♪ 518 00:25:32,229 --> 00:25:35,524 ♪ Well, now they know ♪ 519 00:25:35,608 --> 00:25:39,153 - ♪ Let it go, let it go ♪ - [cheering] 520 00:25:39,236 --> 00:25:42,448 ♪ Can't hold it back anymore ♪ 521 00:25:42,531 --> 00:25:46,076 ♪ Let it go, let it go ♪ 522 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:50,163 - [ear ringing fades in] - ♪ Turn away and slam the door ♪ 523 00:25:50,246 --> 00:25:56,669 ♪ I don't care what they're going to say ♪ 524 00:25:56,753 --> 00:26:00,673 ♪ Let the storm rage on ♪ 525 00:26:00,757 --> 00:26:04,677 - ♪ The cold never bothered me anyway ♪ - [groans] 526 00:26:04,761 --> 00:26:06,846 - [ringing continues] - [dance music playing, muted] 527 00:26:06,930 --> 00:26:09,682 [groaning] 528 00:26:12,143 --> 00:26:14,687 [ringing continues] 529 00:26:18,441 --> 00:26:19,984 - [groans] - [ringing continues] 530 00:26:20,068 --> 00:26:22,111 - [Michelle] Ted. - [Henry] Dad? 531 00:26:22,612 --> 00:26:24,947 - [Rebecca] Ted? - [dance music fades] 532 00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:26,031 Ted. 533 00:26:27,199 --> 00:26:28,200 It's okay. 534 00:26:29,576 --> 00:26:30,869 - [ringing stops] - It's okay. 535 00:26:31,495 --> 00:26:32,538 Try to breathe. 536 00:26:32,621 --> 00:26:37,042 I can't. I don't know what's going on. [sobs] I'm... I'm sorry. 537 00:26:37,126 --> 00:26:40,504 It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe. 538 00:26:40,587 --> 00:26:42,506 [panting] 539 00:26:42,589 --> 00:26:43,924 Am I going crazy? 540 00:26:44,842 --> 00:26:46,343 No more than anyone else. 541 00:26:47,594 --> 00:26:50,722 - [breathing rapidly] - All right. You're all right. 542 00:26:52,558 --> 00:26:57,813 There we go. There we go. There we go. Come on. 543 00:26:57,896 --> 00:26:59,690 - [panting] - Come on. 544 00:27:02,859 --> 00:27:03,901 [sighs] 545 00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:06,904 There we go. 546 00:27:07,655 --> 00:27:09,407 I think I need to call it a night. 547 00:27:09,490 --> 00:27:12,952 [stammers] Gonna go back to the hotel and just get a good night's rest, you know? 548 00:27:13,035 --> 00:27:14,954 Would you like me to walk back with you? 549 00:27:15,830 --> 00:27:16,890 Do you want to take my car? 550 00:27:16,914 --> 00:27:19,792 No, no, no. I'm okay. Thank you though. I appreciate it. 551 00:27:19,876 --> 00:27:21,627 - All right. - Okay. 552 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,130 [sighs, groans] 553 00:27:25,173 --> 00:27:26,174 [exhales] 554 00:27:26,257 --> 00:27:29,552 Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard know I went back to the hotel. 555 00:27:29,635 --> 00:27:32,180 Of course. You just get home safely. 556 00:27:32,263 --> 00:27:33,598 - Okay, thank you. - All right. 557 00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:35,641 Okay. 558 00:27:47,444 --> 00:27:50,447 [pop music playing] 559 00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:15,555 [song continues] 560 00:28:23,354 --> 00:28:24,563 [phone camera clicks] 561 00:28:27,608 --> 00:28:29,318 [typing] 562 00:28:31,862 --> 00:28:33,864 [sighs] 563 00:28:35,491 --> 00:28:36,992 [phone: message sent tone] 564 00:28:38,869 --> 00:28:41,372 [song continues] 565 00:28:51,465 --> 00:28:52,383 [clamoring] 566 00:28:52,466 --> 00:28:55,051 - Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through. - Yeah. 567 00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:58,388 Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think we should take the boys to the pub. 568 00:28:58,763 --> 00:29:01,683 Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry. 569 00:29:01,766 --> 00:29:03,852 Think I'm tapping out for the evening too, actually. 570 00:29:03,935 --> 00:29:08,022 So I have to take 18 young, handsome men all by myself? 571 00:29:08,106 --> 00:29:09,899 - Oh, trauma. [chuckles] - [chuckles] 572 00:29:09,983 --> 00:29:12,360 - All right then. See you later. - Bye. I love you. 573 00:29:12,444 --> 00:29:15,363 [Dani] Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt. 574 00:29:15,447 --> 00:29:16,448 [Keeley] He's so drunk. 575 00:29:16,531 --> 00:29:18,616 [Sassy] You won't need it, you won't need it. 576 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:20,368 Right, want a lift back to the hotel? 577 00:29:20,452 --> 00:29:24,706 Oh, no. Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually. 578 00:29:29,002 --> 00:29:31,020 Unless you want me to come with you, 'cause that I can do. 579 00:29:31,044 --> 00:29:33,297 - I'm fine. Really. - Yeah? 580 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,466 Besides, that was yesterday. 581 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:37,634 [both laugh] 582 00:29:37,718 --> 00:29:40,358 - You're wasting valuable time. - Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going. 583 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:46,351 [song continues] 584 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:01,575 Oh, this is me. 585 00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:06,288 I'm sharing a suite with Rebecca. We've got separate bedrooms though. 586 00:30:07,956 --> 00:30:10,958 [song continues] 587 00:30:22,929 --> 00:30:24,013 Good night. 588 00:30:30,311 --> 00:30:31,562 [exhales, sniffs] 589 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,075 [phone chimes] 590 00:30:52,582 --> 00:30:55,460 [song continues] 591 00:31:05,971 --> 00:31:08,306 [TV: chattering] 592 00:31:09,683 --> 00:31:11,101 [knocking] 593 00:31:26,532 --> 00:31:29,827 [song continues] 594 00:31:29,851 --> 00:31:32,851 Subtitles Diego Moraes(oakislandtk) www.opensubtitles.org 595 00:31:33,305 --> 00:32:33,902 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/6z265 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 47624

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