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[thudding]
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[Nathan] No. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, Trevor, no.
The bag has to go all the way in, okay?
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Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you.
[sighs]
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[groans] What's gone on back here? Right.
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These need to be moved around, 'cause
this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise.
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Now, can we move... Hello?
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- [door closes]
- There's someone in here. Oh, my God.
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Hey, almost forgot. You know
how we're playing Everton tomorrow?
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- Yeah.
- Well, that's not a town.
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- It's actually a team in Liverpool!
- [Henry] Like the Beatles!
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If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo,
will you take a picture, please?
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Hey, you got it, big guy.
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Okay, hey,
I better get a roll on here, all right?
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Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you.
Hold on.
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- I love you, buddy.
- Love you too.
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Still haven't told him
John and George are dead?
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They're what?
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It was Keith Richards.
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[Michelle] Hey, Ted.
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- Hey. How you doing?
- Good.
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How's work going? Everything all right?
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Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy,
but the paperwork the lawyer sent?
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I know. Oh, hey.
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Got it right here.
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I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it,
send it right back. I promise.
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Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow.
We'll be watching.
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[Keeley] Whoo-hoo!
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- Girls' trip!
- Mm. Liverpool, here we come.
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I just want to say up front
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that I'm really flattered
you asked me to come this weekend.
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Oh. Come on now.
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But, hey, we're both single.
I think you are super hot.
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If I'm gonna dip my toe back
into the lady pool,
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I can't think of a finer body of water
to do it with than you.
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No. Keeley, I think you're confused.
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I was, at first.
Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley.
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Blow off some steam and have
some wicked sex with your new friend."
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I'm fucking with you.
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- [chuckles]
- [gasps] Oh, my God. [chuckles]
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I thought you were being serious.
I mean, can you imagine?
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Oh, I have.
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♪ Do-da do-da do do do do doo ♪
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Looks like we have a new passenger
on today's flight.
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Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat
on the jet, Higgins.
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Oh.
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Sorry.
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I'm gonna go spend a penny
before we take off.
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See you downstairs, Rebecca.
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Oh, that's okay. I always
enjoy the antics on the team bus.
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No. I need you to stay here this weekend.
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Doing work that doesn't matter.
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[groans]
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All right, gentlemen. Who's ready
to go show Everton what we got?
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- [murmuring]
- Whoo!
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Thank you, Dani.
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Jeez, Louise.
Why's everybody so down in the dumps?
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What happened?
Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something?
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- [chuckles]
- No, nothing like that.
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Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud
made me immediately sad.
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Let me see what's going on here.
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Hey, guys. Seriously, come on.
Talk to me. What's up?
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Well, we're fine.
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Mm.
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- Yeah, I'm all right.
- Okay.
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We're in a shit fucking mood because
we never fucking win at Everton
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and it sucks fucking shit!
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- [scoffs]
- [Ted] Ah, come on, fellas.
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How long has it been
since y'all won up at Everton?
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- Sixty years ago.
- Jesus Christ.
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[whistles] Wow.
That is a heck of a long time. Okay.
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So we got that going on.
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And obviously we're bummed out
that O'Brien tore his butt.
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It's my upper hamstring, Coach.
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You tore your butt, son. There's nothing
to be ashamed of, okay? It happens.
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People tear their butts all the time
in athletics. You're not alone, man.
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[players laughing]
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Hey, Coach,
you've torn your butt a few times, right?
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- Three times.
- Three times.
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Butt's an amazing muscle.
God as my witness, your butt will heal.
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The silver lining here,
with O'Brien's tore butt,
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is that my man from Montreal is
gonna be filling in at goalie.
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- Give it up for Zorro.
- Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux."
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- I'm sorry. Zorro.
- "Zoreaux."
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You... I don't know
what I'm doing wrong here.
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Point is, gentlemen,
unless one of y'all got a crystal ball,
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we don't know
what's gonna happen tomorrow.
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That's why we play the game.
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So let me hear it! Richmond on three!
One, two, three!
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- [Dani] Richmond!
- Right, come on. Let's go.
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- [man] Hey, Coach.
- Howdy, fellas. How can I help you?
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Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt
has gone back to Man City,
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uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one,
you've not scored any goals.
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- Yeah.
- So I'm wondering,
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how worried are you
about the threat of relegation?
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Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned
with the definition of relegation.
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What you got for me, Marcus?
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Just wanted to know how you're feeling
about the departure of Jamie Tartt.
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Yeah. Um...
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Well, if I'm being honest,
it, uh, breaks my heart a little.
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I think one of the neatest things
about being a coach
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is the connection you get to make
with your players.
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That's a loss that hits me a lot harder
and is gonna stay with me a lot longer
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than anything that happens
while playing a game on a patch of grass.
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All right.
See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Oh. Hey!
Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo!
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- [bus engine starts]
- What?
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Hey, there he is.
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- [Coach Beard] Good to see you, buddy.
- All right, let's go.
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[theme music plays]
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Here we go. It's the presidential suite.
Hope it's to your satisfaction.
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Would you like me to show you
the various room amenities?
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No, thank you.
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My lady and I wanna have
a quick shag and a shower
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before we hit the town tonight.
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Welcome to Liverpool.
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[Keeley laughs]
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What? He would've spent
a cash tip in, like, a minute.
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Come on. The image I just gave him
is gonna last for a lifetime.
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No, it's... it's not you. It's... Oh, fuck.
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This is Rupert's and my
anniversary weekend. And...
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- It's the first one I've spent by myself...
- Hey, it's okay.
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[sighs]
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Thank you.
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- [Keeley inhales deeply] Mm.
- Ooh. That's a long hug.
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So, just to remind you,
the hotel furniture stays in the rooms,
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not the hallway or the pool.
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Nor are you allowed to ship it
to your homes or other hotels, okay?
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All right, fellas,
we got team meal in an hour.
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After that, it's either gonna be
movie night or a pillow fight.
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What's it gonna be this time around?
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[all] Movie night.
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All right. But I tell you what,
y'all say "pillow fight" one time,
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and we'll never watch another movie
together again.
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- That's for you, Coach.
- Thank you, sir.
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- And that's for you.
- Thank you.
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Whoo! Room 5150. Finally.
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Sammy Hagar,
greatest lead singer in Van Halen history.
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- In the post-David Lee Roth era.
- Thank you.
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- Coach, what room you got?
- 5148.
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- Hey.
- [together] Howdy, neighbor.
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Yes, hello. We still haven't received
the champagne I ordered. Thank you.
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Ah. Good question. One second.
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Should I get the concierge to make us
a reservation somewhere tonight?
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[Keeley] Shipley's steak house is
unmatched in its cuisine and ambience.
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Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak.
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Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please.
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Does 8:00 p.m. work for you?
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[Keeley] The business center is open
24 hours a day.
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Okay.
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- [TV: soft music playing]
- What was that about the business center?
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[Keeley] Guests also have access
to our state-of-the-art gym,
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filled with the latest
in workout technology.
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Like kettlebells!
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Oh, my God.
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Liverpool has much to offer
when it comes to nightlife.
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From pubs and clubs,
to the great Asian pastime of karaoke!
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I don't even remember doing this.
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- And if you're the artsy type...
- Right, enough.
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- [music stops]
- This weekend is moving forward.
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When that champagne arrives, we are
going to get drunk, have a nice meal,
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and leave the past in the past.
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- Sound good?
- Sounds fucking great.
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- [knocking]
- Oh. Speak of the devil.
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Hello, Stinky.
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[whistles]
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Still giving you the big room even
without old gray walnuts footing the bill.
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Good. Fuck Rupert!
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Oh. Who's this then?
Is this your concubine? Is she Russian?
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- Are you Russian?
- A, I love you. B, who are you?
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Let me introduce Flo Collins,
my best mate since we were little.
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Brilliant child psychologist
and proud, newly single...
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Mm-hmm.
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...mother to the most amazing 12-year-old
little girl called Nora, my goddaughter.
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Wow.
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Both of whom I've completely neglected
to speak to in the last six years.
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Oh, Jesus, Stinky.
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Remind me to bury you in the set list
for speeches at my funeral.
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Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy."
I don't care which.
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So, you heard about the divorce?
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Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party.
He told me right after he hit on me.
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Hey, what's new? Still, weird order
for him to roll out that information.
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Right,
what's in the plan for tonight, then?
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Shall I call down? Get myself a robe?
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Oh! [chuckles]
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Look what I've got.
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- Ta-da!
- [Keeley gasps]
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Stole it off
a room service trolley outside.
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You're amazing!
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- I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi!
- Oh!
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Yeah, I know who you are, honey.
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My ex used to masturbate to you
like a maniac, so...
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[speakers: music playing]
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[players muttering]
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[players shouting]
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Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow?
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- No, we match up perfectly.
- Exactly.
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What about you, Nate?
You believe these guys can win?
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I believe this team can do anything.
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See? There you go.
That's what I'm talking about.
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Okay, Nate. So if you were me,
what would you tell these guys?
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Oh, no. I wouldn't... No, I don't...
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Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion.
You understand that, yeah?
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- Yeah.
- And you got one, yes?
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- Yeah.
- Locked, loaded, ready to rip?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Let me hear it.
- No.
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Why not? What are you afraid's
gonna happen if you tell me?
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That you won't like my idea
and it makes you hate me.
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Then you fire me.
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Then I have to move back in with my
parents and they'll be ashamed of me.
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Then everyone finds out back home
and laughs at me until my face melts off.
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Excuse me.
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Well, at least he didn't stammer.
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[chuckles] Mm.
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[phone vibrates]
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I gotta go take care of a couple things.
I'll see you in the morning, all right?
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Hey, do me a favor.
Keep an eye on these guys,
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'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's
gonna be a room full of grown men crying.
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I'll be one of 'em.
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[women laughing]
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Right, so I hadn't prepared anything.
226
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Not the brightest idea for a maid
of honor, especially with an open bar.
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Yeah, she was the star of the weekend.
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- Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner.
- You did what?
229
00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:44,365
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did!
230
00:10:44,449 --> 00:10:46,326
He has repeatedly denied that.
231
00:10:46,409 --> 00:10:48,244
Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit?
232
00:10:48,328 --> 00:10:50,997
[all laugh]
233
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,208
Would you ladies like another bottle?
A little dessert perhaps?
234
00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:58,045
My sexy and extremely single friend here
235
00:10:58,128 --> 00:11:01,215
actually prefers her desserts
on the larger side.
236
00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:04,051
If that's something
you could possibly accommodate.
237
00:11:05,844 --> 00:11:07,012
I'll give you a few minutes.
238
00:11:07,095 --> 00:11:08,180
Thank you. Sorry.
239
00:11:08,263 --> 00:11:10,891
[Keeley and Sassy laugh]
240
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,518
I can't believe you just did that.
241
00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:14,102
Oh, shut up. You love it.
242
00:11:14,186 --> 00:11:16,230
Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky?
243
00:11:16,313 --> 00:11:17,606
No. Don't smoke anymore.
244
00:11:18,857 --> 00:11:21,276
And yet, you're still on fire.
245
00:11:22,277 --> 00:11:23,445
Hmm.
246
00:11:23,529 --> 00:11:27,199
[speakers: jazz music playing]
247
00:11:27,282 --> 00:11:28,602
[man] Yeah, I don't know. Just...
248
00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:33,496
May I suggest flushing it again
but harder? Okay, bye.
249
00:11:34,831 --> 00:11:35,915
Hi, how can I help you?
250
00:11:35,998 --> 00:11:38,227
Hey, how you doing? I was
wondering if y'all had a fax machine.
251
00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:39,836
[chuckles] Fax machine?
252
00:11:41,504 --> 00:11:45,258
Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question.
If you bear with me a second,
253
00:11:45,341 --> 00:11:47,844
I'll just check with a colleague
and see what I can find out.
254
00:11:47,927 --> 00:11:51,722
A fax machine, hey? Are you
sending something to the year 1997?
255
00:11:51,806 --> 00:11:54,284
Yeah, just a little note to myself
telling me to buy Apple stock.
256
00:11:54,308 --> 00:11:55,768
Oh. Good idea.
257
00:11:55,852 --> 00:11:59,212
Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and
write the first Harry Potter book as well?
258
00:11:59,438 --> 00:12:01,983
Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle"
instead of "murder,"
259
00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:04,152
- so there's no paper trail.
- [chuckles]
260
00:12:04,235 --> 00:12:06,195
- Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way.
- Oh. Sassy.
261
00:12:06,696 --> 00:12:08,363
Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right?
262
00:12:09,447 --> 00:12:11,175
Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf,
was there?
263
00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:12,200
[Ted] That's too bad.
264
00:12:12,284 --> 00:12:15,124
Seems like a Smurf with an attitude
would've been a lot of fun to watch.
265
00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:18,331
All right, yeah, I'll tell him.
Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye.
266
00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:21,626
Right, we no longer have a fax machine
on the premises.
267
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,879
But the concierge was able to locate one
268
00:12:23,962 --> 00:12:27,382
at a tanning salon eight miles away
in Croxteth.
269
00:12:27,465 --> 00:12:28,675
You know what, that's okay.
270
00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:31,761
I'm just gonna hit this manicurist
nearby that has carrier pigeons.
271
00:12:31,845 --> 00:12:33,513
[Sassy chuckles]
272
00:12:33,597 --> 00:12:35,223
- Thank you though. All right.
- Okay.
273
00:12:35,807 --> 00:12:36,892
Nice meeting you.
274
00:12:37,642 --> 00:12:38,727
Right, how can I help you?
275
00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:40,812
Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke
276
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:43,064
and hope my friend picks up the check
while I was gone.
277
00:12:43,773 --> 00:12:46,859
Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line,
figured I'd flirt with him as well.
278
00:12:46,942 --> 00:12:49,570
- See what happens, you know?
- Oh, well, good luck.
279
00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,989
Yeah, I think I fucked it.
280
00:12:53,949 --> 00:12:56,911
I... I actually get off in about 30 minutes
if you'd like to, uh...
281
00:12:56,994 --> 00:12:58,162
Of course not, why would you?
282
00:12:58,787 --> 00:13:00,206
[speakers: music playing]
283
00:13:00,289 --> 00:13:01,999
[Hogarth] You are who you choose to be.
284
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,084
[sniffling]
285
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,421
[Iron Giant] Superman.
286
00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:13,761
Okay, so I just met
the fucking Marlboro Man in the...
287
00:13:13,844 --> 00:13:16,680
- Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you?
- No, she just went to pee.
288
00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:18,265
- Oh.
- Where does "Stinky" come from?
289
00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:21,185
[chuckles] I remember the day
she moved into our town.
290
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,228
She was already taller than me,
had bigger boobs.
291
00:13:23,728 --> 00:13:26,356
Family was rich.
So, first day of year seven,
292
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,108
I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky."
293
00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:30,610
[chuckles] That's genius.
294
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,196
To the ties that bind us.
295
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,489
To Rebecca.
296
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:37,784
Yeah, that's not Rebecca.
297
00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:39,911
How do you mean?
298
00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,247
No, the real Rebecca is silly.
299
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,499
Strong, yeah, but not cold.
300
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,460
- Have you ever heard her sing?
- No.
301
00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:49,087
Ah. Beautiful voice.
302
00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:52,173
Her and Nora would sing through
the door for hours.
303
00:13:52,257 --> 00:13:54,259
♪ Do you wanna build a snowman? ♪
304
00:13:54,342 --> 00:13:56,177
- Who's Nora?
- My daughter.
305
00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:57,470
Oh, yeah.
306
00:13:57,554 --> 00:14:00,097
Yeah, if you like that woman,
you are gonna love Rebecca.
307
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,473
[chuckles]
308
00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:03,267
- Ready?
- What about the bill?
309
00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:05,853
- Thank you, Miss Welton.
- Okay.
310
00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:11,000
Do you wanna do that thing
where you pretend you wanted to pay?
311
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,944
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This is really good fun. Join in.
312
00:14:13,569 --> 00:14:16,113
Oh, you absolute piece of shit!
I was about to do that!
313
00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:19,092
- I was just about to get my card out.
- I can't believe that you've done this.
314
00:14:19,116 --> 00:14:22,116
- We were gonna split. That was so nice.
- Six years I've waited for this...
315
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,142
[phone vibrates]
316
00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:01,157
- [sighs]
- [item sliding]
317
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,061
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm... I'm so sorry. I just...
318
00:15:13,085 --> 00:15:14,085
You're what?
319
00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:17,047
- What is this?
- It's just my thoughts on the team.
320
00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:19,216
Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew.
321
00:15:19,299 --> 00:15:20,759
- Go! Get outta here!
- Sorry.
322
00:15:30,894 --> 00:15:32,729
[grunts]
323
00:15:36,691 --> 00:15:39,736
Liverpool has much to offer
when it comes to nightlife.
324
00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:45,534
From pubs and clubs,
to the great Asian pastime of karaoke!
325
00:15:45,617 --> 00:15:49,996
And if you're the artsy type,
or you're just trying to impress a date,
326
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,914
Liverpool has more
museums and galleries...
327
00:15:52,665 --> 00:15:56,126
Welcome to Goodison Park.
I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell.
328
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,921
- Okay, guys! Got some snacks here!
- Whoo-hoo!
329
00:15:59,004 --> 00:16:02,341
Let's try not to eat them all
in the first half. Come on, Richmond!
330
00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:05,010
[Arlo] It's eighth-place Everton
hosting AFC Richmond,
331
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,972
in 18th and staring relegation
in the face.
332
00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:10,182
The last time Richmond left here
with a win,
333
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:14,937
the number one song in the UK
was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never."
334
00:16:15,020 --> 00:16:18,440
And that's certainly the case
for Ted Lasso's men tonight.
335
00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:21,443
- Nate, can I speak with you, please?
- Yeah.
336
00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:27,241
You all right?
337
00:16:27,324 --> 00:16:31,536
I wanted to apologize for last night.
I bit your head off for no good reason,
338
00:16:31,619 --> 00:16:34,059
and I'm really sorry about that
and I hope you can forgive me.
339
00:16:34,497 --> 00:16:36,291
Yeah, of cour... Yes, of course.
340
00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:40,920
Thank you.
Also, I read through your thoughts.
341
00:16:41,004 --> 00:16:42,922
- Yeah.
- They're great.
342
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:46,509
- [exhales]
- And I agree with every last one of 'em.
343
00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:48,470
But I can't say this to them.
344
00:16:48,553 --> 00:16:50,555
- But they need to hear it.
- I agree.
345
00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:52,547
That's why you're gonna do it.
346
00:16:53,516 --> 00:16:54,517
Are you drunk?
347
00:16:54,601 --> 00:16:57,228
You're giving the pregame talk,
and you're gonna read them this.
348
00:16:58,813 --> 00:17:01,483
- I ju... I don't know.
- It'll be fun.
349
00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:04,986
No. No, no, no.
350
00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:07,279
Oh, my God.
351
00:17:07,946 --> 00:17:09,174
[Ted] All right, listen up, fellas.
352
00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:11,991
As of late, I feel like y'all
have heard enough of my jibber-jabber.
353
00:17:12,075 --> 00:17:15,328
So I asked Nate the Great here to
jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas
354
00:17:15,412 --> 00:17:17,122
about you guys and today's game.
355
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:18,332
So let's focus up.
356
00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:20,042
- All yours, Nate.
- Okay.
357
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:22,627
[exhales]
358
00:17:26,965 --> 00:17:29,927
- Let's go, Nate.
- Come on, boy. You got this.
359
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:33,013
- You got this, Nate. It's okay.
- Okay. Thank you. Let's do it.
360
00:17:33,639 --> 00:17:34,848
[clears throat]
361
00:17:35,682 --> 00:17:37,267
- Isaac.
- Hmm?
362
00:17:39,186 --> 00:17:41,480
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right?
363
00:17:41,563 --> 00:17:42,605
[chuckles] Yeah.
364
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:44,023
I've noticed of late...
365
00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:51,322
that you've been playing
like a big, dumb pussy.
366
00:17:54,951 --> 00:17:55,952
Wow.
367
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:58,306
What the fuck did you say to me, bruv?
368
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,416
You're more concerned about looking tough
than actually being tough.
369
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,686
There's a way to be intimidating
without being physical.
370
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,546
I hope you don't mind me saying.
371
00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:07,880
Um...
372
00:18:07,964 --> 00:18:09,799
- Sam.
- Oh, no.
373
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:11,759
You're constantly getting beat
on the wings.
374
00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,028
It's 'cause you're indecisive.
375
00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:14,804
You second-guess
more than a shitty psychic.
376
00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,950
The only African I know more imprisoned
by their own thoughts
377
00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:19,308
is goddamn Nelson Mandela.
378
00:18:19,392 --> 00:18:21,309
[players laughing]
379
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,061
Did you hear that?
380
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:26,082
You think that's funny, do you, Colin?
You and all your fancy step over bullshit.
381
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,625
Let me ask you this.
Do you wax your pubes?
382
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,526
- [players laugh]
- What?
383
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,879
Did I stutter, dickhead?
Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no.
384
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:32,946
No.
385
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,229
Then why are you always trying to play
like a Brazilian?
386
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,700
Yeah.
387
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,201
What just happened?
388
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:41,496
- Uh, Rojas.
- Whoo! Roast me, amigo.
389
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,623
All right.
You say that football is life, right?
390
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,208
Football is life.
391
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,711
- Yeah, well, then your defense is death.
- [players] Oh!
392
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,857
The only person I've seen lose their man
more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw.
393
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:52,716
[players] Oh!
394
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,593
- Sex and the City.
- Shh.
395
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,470
[players laughing]
396
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,220
- Yeah.
- Tough but fair.
397
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,930
- Right. Roy.
- [laughter stops]
398
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,193
Go on. Say what you're gonna say.
399
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:14,737
Okay.
400
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,241
Don't read it.
401
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,827
Say it to my face.
402
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,456
The great Roy Kent.
403
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,292
You're old now.
404
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:33,130
And slow. And your focus drifts.
405
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,893
But your speed and your smarts
were never what made you who you are.
406
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,719
It's your anger. That's your superpower.
407
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,923
That's what made you one of the best
midfielders in the history of this league.
408
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,517
But I haven't seen it on the pitch
at all this season, Roy.
409
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,228
I mean, you used to run
like you were angry at the grass.
410
00:19:48,311 --> 00:19:51,648
You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it
fucking your wife, for Christ's sake.
411
00:19:52,899 --> 00:19:55,610
But that anger doesn't come out anymore
when you play.
412
00:19:55,693 --> 00:19:57,153
But it's still in there.
413
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,230
And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to
you if you just keep it all for yourself.
414
00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,589
[wood creaking]
415
00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:20,384
[Roy grunting]
416
00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:23,011
[shouts]
417
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:24,513
[players] Ooh!
418
00:20:25,764 --> 00:20:27,766
[panting]
419
00:20:28,851 --> 00:20:32,062
- Let's go get these fuckers.
- [cheering, shouting]
420
00:20:33,897 --> 00:20:36,233
[cheering, shouting continues]
421
00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:38,527
See? Told you it'd be fun.
422
00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:48,162
[crowd cheering]
423
00:20:48,245 --> 00:20:53,583
[Arlo] And the impossible has happened.
Richmond have won at Everton 1-0.
424
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:56,961
- Yes, Ted! Yeah!
- Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent.
425
00:20:57,044 --> 00:20:58,689
[Chris]
Kent was absolutely brilliant today.
426
00:20:58,713 --> 00:20:59,839
He was like a man possessed.
427
00:20:59,922 --> 00:21:03,176
Yeah!
428
00:21:03,259 --> 00:21:05,019
[chanting]
We know we are, we're sure we are.
429
00:21:06,846 --> 00:21:08,407
We're Richmond till we die.
We're Richmond...
430
00:21:08,431 --> 00:21:10,057
Oh, my God! [laughs]
431
00:21:10,141 --> 00:21:11,893
Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah.
432
00:21:11,976 --> 00:21:13,519
- Ted!
- Hey!
433
00:21:14,061 --> 00:21:16,397
- Congratulations.
- Thanks, boss.
434
00:21:16,481 --> 00:21:18,792
- [chanting continues]
- Could I, uh, just introduce you to...
435
00:21:18,816 --> 00:21:21,944
- Sassy Smurf!
- Marlboro Man! Oh, my God.
436
00:21:22,612 --> 00:21:24,447
We know we are, we're sure we are...
437
00:21:25,865 --> 00:21:28,241
- I didn't know you were here.
- Surprise!
438
00:21:28,325 --> 00:21:30,243
I've been thinking about you a lot
this weekend.
439
00:21:30,327 --> 00:21:31,787
Oh, yeah? How come?
440
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:35,457
'Cause you and your crazy hair keep
popping up every time I turn on my TV.
441
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:38,210
[chanting continues]
442
00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:41,421
Oi! Listen up!
443
00:21:42,172 --> 00:21:44,382
None of you are going back
to the hotel tonight.
444
00:21:44,466 --> 00:21:48,011
'Cause we did something today that
no one thought we could do, including us!
445
00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:50,013
So, we're going out, we're celebrating,
446
00:21:50,096 --> 00:21:52,432
and we're gonna rub it
in this city's fucking face!
447
00:21:52,516 --> 00:21:54,893
[cheering]
448
00:21:55,685 --> 00:21:58,063
Roy! Roy! Where are we going?
449
00:21:59,022 --> 00:22:00,106
Keeley?
450
00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:02,192
[players chattering]
451
00:22:03,193 --> 00:22:05,402
Well, Liverpool has much to offer.
452
00:22:05,486 --> 00:22:09,532
From pubs to clubs
to the great Asian pastime of...
453
00:22:09,615 --> 00:22:13,994
- ♪ I said maybe ♪
- ♪ Said maybe ♪
454
00:22:14,078 --> 00:22:16,497
[Sam]
♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪
455
00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:19,291
♪ Saves me ♪
456
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:23,337
[Sam] ♪ And after all ♪
457
00:22:24,505 --> 00:22:29,677
- ♪ You're my wonderwall ♪
- [cheering]
458
00:22:30,928 --> 00:22:32,179
I'm going for a smoke.
459
00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,889
- Can I join you?
- Come on.
460
00:22:34,723 --> 00:22:37,101
Thank you, Richmond FC! [laughs]
461
00:22:37,184 --> 00:22:38,853
[cheering, whistling]
462
00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:42,188
So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then?
463
00:22:42,272 --> 00:22:43,912
'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears
464
00:22:43,982 --> 00:22:46,651
and ride that little mustache
like a Jet Ski.
465
00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:50,071
- It's so good to see you, Sass. [laughs]
- You too, Stinky.
466
00:22:50,155 --> 00:22:51,614
[sighs, groans]
467
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,367
God. You know, today would've been my...
468
00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:57,328
Of course I know.
Why do you think I'm here?
469
00:22:59,456 --> 00:23:00,832
Mate, I'm so sorry.
470
00:23:01,708 --> 00:23:04,919
I'm sorry for disappearing from you,
from Nora.
471
00:23:06,754 --> 00:23:07,755
I really am.
472
00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:10,008
Thank you for saying that.
473
00:23:10,091 --> 00:23:11,384
Mm.
474
00:23:11,468 --> 00:23:13,553
[sighs] God,
that man took so much from me.
475
00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:15,346
No.
476
00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:20,559
Rupert is a horrible man who built
an ivory tower he kept you captive in.
477
00:23:20,642 --> 00:23:25,063
But you climbed every single step
of that tower on your own.
478
00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:28,484
You're the one who stopped
coming home, stopped calling.
479
00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:31,820
Who made a six-year-old girl
wonder what she'd done wrong.
480
00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,656
I'll always be your biggest defender,
481
00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:37,743
but you have to own up
to the part that you played.
482
00:23:38,285 --> 00:23:39,411
You're right.
483
00:23:39,495 --> 00:23:40,996
Course I'm right. I'm always right.
484
00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:43,099
You're not always right.
Most of the time you're an arse.
485
00:23:43,123 --> 00:23:45,834
There you are. Fucking hell.
I thought you guys ditched me.
486
00:23:45,918 --> 00:23:47,377
- [Sassy] No!
- [Rebecca] As if!
487
00:23:47,461 --> 00:23:51,340
Jesus, I didn't know that
I had abandonment issues till right now.
488
00:23:51,423 --> 00:23:53,050
Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next.
489
00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:54,051
- What?
- [Keeley] Yeah.
490
00:23:54,134 --> 00:23:55,593
No, I didn't put a song in.
491
00:23:55,676 --> 00:23:58,304
Well, then someone else
must've done it for you.
492
00:23:59,388 --> 00:24:00,723
Who could've done that?
493
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:03,059
See? You are an arse.
494
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,686
♪ Caught in a bad romance ♪
495
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:09,607
♪ Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma ♪
496
00:24:09,690 --> 00:24:11,776
♪ Gaga, ooh-la-la ♪
497
00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:14,237
♪ Want your bad romance ♪
498
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,739
[cheering, applause]
499
00:24:18,616 --> 00:24:19,617
All right, who's next?
500
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:21,160
Me, me, me.
501
00:24:22,036 --> 00:24:24,247
Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here.
502
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,083
Thank you. Oh, God.
503
00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:30,419
Okay. Uh, I don't even know
what song I'm singing.
504
00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:34,172
But I would like to dedicate it to
the best friend a girl could ever have.
505
00:24:34,256 --> 00:24:37,092
- That is me! She's talking about me!
- [crowd laughs]
506
00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:39,344
[speakers: intro playing]
507
00:24:42,973 --> 00:24:45,976
This is also dedicated
to my goddaughter, Nora.
508
00:24:46,601 --> 00:24:47,602
I love you.
509
00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:53,692
♪ The snow glows white
On the mountain tonight ♪
510
00:24:53,775 --> 00:24:56,570
♪ Not a footprint to be seen ♪
511
00:24:57,445 --> 00:25:03,201
♪ A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen ♪
512
00:25:03,285 --> 00:25:04,995
[laughs]
513
00:25:05,078 --> 00:25:11,500
♪ The wind is howling
Like this swirling storm inside ♪
514
00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:17,756
♪ Couldn't keep it in
Heaven knows I've tried ♪
515
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,133
[cheering]
516
00:25:19,216 --> 00:25:25,973
♪ Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be ♪
517
00:25:26,056 --> 00:25:32,146
♪ Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know ♪
518
00:25:32,229 --> 00:25:35,524
♪ Well, now they know ♪
519
00:25:35,608 --> 00:25:39,153
- ♪ Let it go, let it go ♪
- [cheering]
520
00:25:39,236 --> 00:25:42,448
♪ Can't hold it back anymore ♪
521
00:25:42,531 --> 00:25:46,076
♪ Let it go, let it go ♪
522
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:50,163
- [ear ringing fades in]
- ♪ Turn away and slam the door ♪
523
00:25:50,246 --> 00:25:56,669
♪ I don't care what they're going to say ♪
524
00:25:56,753 --> 00:26:00,673
♪ Let the storm rage on ♪
525
00:26:00,757 --> 00:26:04,677
- ♪ The cold never bothered me anyway ♪
- [groans]
526
00:26:04,761 --> 00:26:06,846
- [ringing continues]
- [dance music playing, muted]
527
00:26:06,930 --> 00:26:09,682
[groaning]
528
00:26:12,143 --> 00:26:14,687
[ringing continues]
529
00:26:18,441 --> 00:26:19,984
- [groans]
- [ringing continues]
530
00:26:20,068 --> 00:26:22,111
- [Michelle] Ted.
- [Henry] Dad?
531
00:26:22,612 --> 00:26:24,947
- [Rebecca] Ted?
- [dance music fades]
532
00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:26,031
Ted.
533
00:26:27,199 --> 00:26:28,200
It's okay.
534
00:26:29,576 --> 00:26:30,869
- [ringing stops]
- It's okay.
535
00:26:31,495 --> 00:26:32,538
Try to breathe.
536
00:26:32,621 --> 00:26:37,042
I can't. I don't know what's going on.
[sobs] I'm... I'm sorry.
537
00:26:37,126 --> 00:26:40,504
It's okay. You're having a panic attack.
Just breathe.
538
00:26:40,587 --> 00:26:42,506
[panting]
539
00:26:42,589 --> 00:26:43,924
Am I going crazy?
540
00:26:44,842 --> 00:26:46,343
No more than anyone else.
541
00:26:47,594 --> 00:26:50,722
- [breathing rapidly]
- All right. You're all right.
542
00:26:52,558 --> 00:26:57,813
There we go. There we go.
There we go. Come on.
543
00:26:57,896 --> 00:26:59,690
- [panting]
- Come on.
544
00:27:02,859 --> 00:27:03,901
[sighs]
545
00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:06,904
There we go.
546
00:27:07,655 --> 00:27:09,407
I think I need to call it a night.
547
00:27:09,490 --> 00:27:12,952
[stammers] Gonna go back to the hotel and
just get a good night's rest, you know?
548
00:27:13,035 --> 00:27:14,954
Would you like me to walk back with you?
549
00:27:15,830 --> 00:27:16,890
Do you want to take my car?
550
00:27:16,914 --> 00:27:19,792
No, no, no. I'm okay.
Thank you though. I appreciate it.
551
00:27:19,876 --> 00:27:21,627
- All right.
- Okay.
552
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,130
[sighs, groans]
553
00:27:25,173 --> 00:27:26,174
[exhales]
554
00:27:26,257 --> 00:27:29,552
Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard
know I went back to the hotel.
555
00:27:29,635 --> 00:27:32,180
Of course. You just get home safely.
556
00:27:32,263 --> 00:27:33,598
- Okay, thank you.
- All right.
557
00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:35,641
Okay.
558
00:27:47,444 --> 00:27:50,447
[pop music playing]
559
00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:15,555
[song continues]
560
00:28:23,354 --> 00:28:24,563
[phone camera clicks]
561
00:28:27,608 --> 00:28:29,318
[typing]
562
00:28:31,862 --> 00:28:33,864
[sighs]
563
00:28:35,491 --> 00:28:36,992
[phone: message sent tone]
564
00:28:38,869 --> 00:28:41,372
[song continues]
565
00:28:51,465 --> 00:28:52,383
[clamoring]
566
00:28:52,466 --> 00:28:55,051
- Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through.
- Yeah.
567
00:28:55,135 --> 00:28:58,388
Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think
we should take the boys to the pub.
568
00:28:58,763 --> 00:29:01,683
Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry.
569
00:29:01,766 --> 00:29:03,852
Think I'm tapping out
for the evening too, actually.
570
00:29:03,935 --> 00:29:08,022
So I have to take 18
young, handsome men all by myself?
571
00:29:08,106 --> 00:29:09,899
- Oh, trauma. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
572
00:29:09,983 --> 00:29:12,360
- All right then. See you later.
- Bye. I love you.
573
00:29:12,444 --> 00:29:15,363
[Dani]
Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt.
574
00:29:15,447 --> 00:29:16,448
[Keeley] He's so drunk.
575
00:29:16,531 --> 00:29:18,616
[Sassy] You won't need it,
you won't need it.
576
00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:20,368
Right, want a lift back to the hotel?
577
00:29:20,452 --> 00:29:24,706
Oh, no.
Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually.
578
00:29:29,002 --> 00:29:31,020
Unless you want me to come with you,
'cause that I can do.
579
00:29:31,044 --> 00:29:33,297
- I'm fine. Really.
- Yeah?
580
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,466
Besides, that was yesterday.
581
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:37,634
[both laugh]
582
00:29:37,718 --> 00:29:40,358
- You're wasting valuable time.
- Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going.
583
00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:46,351
[song continues]
584
00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:01,575
Oh, this is me.
585
00:30:02,618 --> 00:30:06,288
I'm sharing a suite with Rebecca.
We've got separate bedrooms though.
586
00:30:07,956 --> 00:30:10,958
[song continues]
587
00:30:22,929 --> 00:30:24,013
Good night.
588
00:30:30,311 --> 00:30:31,562
[exhales, sniffs]
589
00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,075
[phone chimes]
590
00:30:52,582 --> 00:30:55,460
[song continues]
591
00:31:05,971 --> 00:31:08,306
[TV: chattering]
592
00:31:09,683 --> 00:31:11,101
[knocking]
593
00:31:26,532 --> 00:31:29,827
[song continues]
594
00:31:29,851 --> 00:31:32,851
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