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Hey.
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Hi!
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Car's full of gas.
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You sure?
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And if I'm not?
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You'll be paying me back
for those damn invitations.
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Oh. Well, then never mind.
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Ted is a wonderful man, dad.
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He's the second
greatest guy I ever met.
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Guess that's us.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Into this holy estate, these two
persons present now come to be joined.
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And so, if any person
may showjust cause
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why they may not
be joined together,
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let them speak now or
forever hold their peace.
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That's what I like to hear.
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Do you, Theodore Philip Taylor,
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take Nicole Margaret Murray
to be your wife,
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and promise before god
and these witnesses
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to be her loving
and faithful husband,
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in plenty and in want, in joy and
in sorrow, in sickness and in health,
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so long as you both shall live?
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This isn't funny, Ted. Ted?
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Are you all right? Teddy?
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Teddy! Ted.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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What time is it?
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Happy time.
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I'm still asleep.
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Just think of this as a dream.
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What about house?
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I said a dream, not a nightmare.
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He's in the next room.
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Sound asleep.
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Woman: Esteban,
hope you're getting ready.
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Hmm.
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I met the neighbors.
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Sir, do you know this man?
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I don't need a temporary.
I need a permanent.
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Yesterday.
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Please do.
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Good morning. Hardly.
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One of my pas quit an hour ago,
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and I have to reshuffle
next month's schedule.
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That's nothing. I woke up in
the wrong bed this morning.
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Any bed you're in
is the wrong one.
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That's not what your
mama said. Oh, snap.
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I'll be going now.
To human resources.
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He started it.
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I was in
the neighbors' kid's bed.
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Luckhy, Esteban still
likes sleeping with mommy.
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How drunk were you?
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About yay drunk.
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Are you okay? You shouldn't
be drinking at all, much less...
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You sound just
like Esteban's mom.
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I need you in the clinic.
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Sorry, I'm busy.
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Tell me you have a case.
You know, even if you don't.
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I have a case.
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Sounds interesting.
I'll take it.
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I owe you one. Now tell
me you don't have a case.
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I really do have a case.
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We're even.
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You guys know how to honeymoon.
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This is Dr. House.
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Aphasia and syncope.
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He can't speak.
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"Aphasia" is Greek
for "loss of voice."
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We've ruled out infection,
vocal cord damage and stroke.
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A lot of guys syncope
at the altar.
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It's Greek for
"having the vapors."
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We ruled out all the
common causes of fainting,
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low blood pressure,
hypoglycemia, dehydration.
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Don't say "ah."
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Do you know what it is?
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Roll on your side
and lift up your gown.
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There's one thing
they didn't test for.
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A test for what?
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Faking.
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Test was positive.
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I can talk.
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I wasn't faking. My voice
just came back right now.
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Hey, I'm not the one
you have to convince.
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I know he wasn't faking.
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Boy, if she's buying that,
she might just be a keeper.
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What about the syncope?
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Well, that...
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She buying this, too?
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Why would he fake anything?
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Kryo podia.
It's Greek for "duh."
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So, you get to keep
the engagement ring.
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I don't think he was faking.
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That's because you're
more gullible than I am.
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For instance, I don't believe
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that you called off
your open marriage.
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I believe your wife
called it off,
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and you called off telling her
that you weren't calling it off.
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Guy doesn't throw a
golden ticket in the trash.
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Same way a guy doesn't give
up a lucrative medical practice
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to come work for you?
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That's exactly why you dabble.
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You're compensating for your
professional conquests with sexual ones.
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I'm not that predictable.
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For example, you're
probably not expecting me
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to ask you out
for dinner tonight.
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No, thanks.
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You won't even consider it?
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I did, just very quickly.
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Truth is, since I
called this thing off,
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my wife has been very grateful,
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and I could do
with a down night.
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If I go out with the boss,
nobody can blame me.
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Okay.
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If you bring your wife.
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No, that's the point.
I need a little...
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You're lying.
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I'm not lying!
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Then I'm not going.
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Okay. Fontina at 8:30.
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You believe me, right?
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Of course, I believe you.
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Then let's do it.
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We'll tell the cab to take us to
ac right now and get it done.
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You're serious? You just walked
out of the emergency room.
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Exactly, I walked out.
I feel great.
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Well, we do have
the clothes for it.
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Ted? What's wrong?
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Are you... what's wrong?
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Oh, my god.
Can somebody help us?
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Please! Please, hurry.
Just breathe. Oh, my god.
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There's gotta be a better
way to call off a wedding.
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A tweet, for example.
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Pleural effusion.
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You think his lung is faking it?
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There's at least 200 cc's
of fluid in there.
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Okay, let's say all
his symptoms are real.
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Explain how one of them
suddenly went away
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without using the words
"virgin" or "Mary."
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If the pleural effusion's
caused by something systemic,
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it could explain
his other two symptoms.
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So whether
you believe him or not,
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all we have to figure out
is what caused the pe.
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Er ruled out infection. Eosinophil
count ruled out parasites.
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And medication he's
not telling us about.
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You really don't
trust this guy, do you?
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I don't even trust the er.
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Let's rule out
infections ourselves.
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Tap his lung, send cultures,
run cytology for cancer,
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and check his blood
pressure. We already...
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This time, talk about
nuptials while you do it.
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Check his home
for everything else.
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He just moved in with his
fiancée three months ago.
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Toxic exposure could take
longer than that to manifest.
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You check his love nest.
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You two check his
swinging bachelor pad.
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That somebody else now lives in?
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I assume so.
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Not the glass!
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Place looks like 1960s?
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Could have lead paint.
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You think
a 27-year-old has pica?
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If it gets us out of here before
the owner comes back, yes.
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What did you tell
that cute physio?
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That I changed my mind.
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No, you didn't.
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You're more nervous than usual.
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Because this b&e has actual b.
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What...
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That's a suspended ceiling.
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What are you doing?
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I want to see what's above it.
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More ceiling.
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Made of
40-year-old acoustic tile.
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Asbestosis, I like it.
I'll be in the car.
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Cotter: What the hell?
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It's okay. We're doctors.
Nobody was home, so we...
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Well, I'm calling the police.
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Do you know Ted Taylor?
He used to live here.
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Yeah, what about him?
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He's our patient
at Princeton-plainsboro.
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Is he okay?
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We think he may have
asbestosis from your ceiling tiles.
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They're not asbestos. I had
them checked when I moved in.
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How sick is he?
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Is he a friend of yours?
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He was.
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Actually, he was my
boyfriend for three years.
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Pntnotgay house: Remw?
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'Cause it would certainly
explain the cold feet.
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Oh, and the boyfriend.
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So you're bisexual?
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No, I'm straight.
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Cotter, the guy you met,
he's gay.
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He had a crush on me. I left.
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After three years?
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It's possible.
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Doesn't mean you're gay just
because the guy you're sleeping with is.
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We weren't sleeping together...
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What's this got to
do with anything?
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Lung tap turned up
mononucleosis.
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Er doesn't
routinely test for it.
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It explains the pe and can
be virtually asymptomatic.
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We got to wondering, how
does a 27-year-old get mono?
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You're a little old
for the kissing disease
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unless your immune system
is compromised.
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If there's been
any unprotected sex,
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we'll need to test for HIV.
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There's been no sex of any kind.
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Okay.
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I'll go test your fiancée for
HIV. She the curious sort?
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Wait.
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There may have been
some contact. But I'm not gay.
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Sodomy, one of the top 10 most
common household accidents.
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I did a lot of stupid things,
but I turned my life around.
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I'm as straight as any of you.
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You don't have to believe me.
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I'm just saying
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you can test me as long
as you don't tell Nicole.
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What business is it of hers?
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I don't see anything wrong with
him marrying a straight woman.
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How about it'll make
them both miserable?
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Just like most
straight marriages.
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He's got the right to life, Liberty
and unhappiness like the rest of us.
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Absolutely no reason
to look at me.
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Chase: I'm not saying
it's a great choice.
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Just saying it's his choice.
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But it has to be hers
as well, which it can't be
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as long as she
doesn't know he's gay.
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Which is how it's gonna stay
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since we have
no right to tell her.
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Like you've never
bent the rules.
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You date guys. You date girls.
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I assume, at some point,
you're gonna make a choice.
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I don't lie about who I am.
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Patients lying never
bothered you before.
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Patients weren't lying about
their sexual orientation before.
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So you're only judgmental
when it gets personal?
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Does it bother me
that people hurt others
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because they're too weak
to face the truth?
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Yeah. Sorry about that.
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Tell me she's not looking at me.
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He's negative? Yep.
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Looks like being gay
didn't make him sick.
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So maybe being straight did.
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Test was negative, no HIV.
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Told you.
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What you didn't tell us is how
you turned your life around.
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That can be pretty hard. It was.
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Downright impossible
on your own.
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I talked to some people.
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It was more than
just talk, wasn't it?
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I know this is personal stuff.
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I'm here to help you,
not out you.
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I had therapy.
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Conversion therapy.
257
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Went to a camp for three
weeks of intensive rehabilitation.
258
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:38,986
They injected him with emetics
while he watched gay porn.
259
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,153
Apomorphine?
260
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:43,532
Or lithium chloride, or
cyclophosphamide. He doesn't know.
261
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:46,201
And when that didn't work, they
shot him up with male hormones.
262
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,453
A chemical assault like that
could explain the pe.
263
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,789
And the ect explains the rest.
264
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,667
They gave him electroconvulsive
therapy to make him straight?
265
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,711
To zap the fabulous
right out of him.
266
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,313
Neural damage accounts
for the aphasia.
267
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,381
Ect doesn't cause neural damage.
268
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:04,136
Unless it was done at Dr. Liberace's
he-man quackery camp.
269
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:08,598
Run an eeg. See if they
straightened him or just scrambled him.
270
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,529
Sorry, I completely forgot.
271
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:26,116
My wife just started a
ceramics class Tuesdays at 8:00.
272
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,868
It's a half-hour
drive from here.
273
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,494
She won't be back till 10:30.
274
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,708
She's taking it with
her girlfriend, marly.
275
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,127
She hopes to make a tea service.
276
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,464
You want to call her?
277
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,798
No need.
278
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,051
I already texted her.
279
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,136
And here she is now.
280
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,641
I think you're still
seeing the physio.
281
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,561
You got a backup suit
in your car.
282
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,813
Don't wanna be
bringing home da stank.
283
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,750
Okay, yes. You're right.
About everything.
284
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,442
But please, house,
don't tell her.
285
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,568
Hi, Rachel.
286
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,570
Hi, Dr. House. I didn't
know you'd be here.
287
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,448
Hi, honey.
Got your text, obviously.
288
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,618
I'm just leaving.
I got a ceramics class.
289
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,120
Really? I love it.
290
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,748
Even managed to talk Chris
into signing up for one.
291
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,750
Of course, he's in
the beginners' class.
292
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,543
You're in a ceramics class?
293
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,878
Friday nights, right?
294
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,381
Friday nights. Sounded like fun.
295
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,468
You should join Chris's.
296
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,095
You know, I should.
297
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,639
Well, gotta go.
298
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,724
Making a tea service.
299
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,778
Hi. I must've fallen
asleep in the lounge.
300
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,905
What are they doing?
Thirteen: An eeg.
301
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,865
What's it for?
302
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,384
We're looking for
neurological damage
303
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:51,785
that could've
caused his symptoms.
304
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,703
Damage from what?
305
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,122
A head trauma.
306
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,957
He had an accident?
307
00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,127
It wasn't an accident.
It was before he met you.
308
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,587
What happened?
Was he hospitalized?
309
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,216
You should ask him about it.
310
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,970
They have the results.
311
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,979
Everything looks normal.
312
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:20,147
Look at this.
313
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,649
Beta waves are spiking.
314
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,859
What's that mean?
315
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,026
I'm not sure.
316
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,308
Chase: He's coding! Crash cart!
317
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,489
What's happening to him?
318
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:30,699
He's having a heart attack.
319
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:35,620
Chase: Charging. Clear.
320
00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:41,501
EKG showed no abnormalities.
321
00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,003
So what caused the arrest?
322
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,213
House: Four ways
to stop a heart.
323
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:49,092
Electrical problems, restricted
blood flow, blood where it shouldn't be.
324
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,844
Shocks, blocks or bleeds.
325
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,220
I think that's three things.
326
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,847
And cheating.
327
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,726
No,
sorry, that's how you break a heart.
328
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:03,064
I found a ceramics class in
Trenton on Friday nights that was full,
329
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,859
so my wife couldn'tjoin me.
330
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,613
Ep study ruled out shocks.
331
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,866
Now you just have to find
some pottery by Taub.
332
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,534
The lamer it looks, the better.
333
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,870
So we'll do an angio to
see if it's blocks or bleeds.
334
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:17,996
You should be a doctor.
335
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:30,091
I'm going to check out
this new lesbian bar tonight.
336
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,843
Your life is awesome.
337
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,053
You wanna come?
338
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,943
I was telling a 33-year-old
woman that she has breast cancer.
339
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,819
No, you weren't.
340
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,446
How do you know?
Because if you were,
341
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,240
you'd need to see
the pain in her eyes
342
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,908
so she can see
the concern in yours.
343
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,119
Why are you setting me up
on dates with my team?
344
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,579
Taub asking me out was quirky,
345
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,706
but thirteen doing it
is a barking cat.
346
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:02,916
I'm doing it to help you.
347
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,503
By setting me up with a
hottie that I can't sleep with?
348
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,587
And thirteen?
349
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,506
I've been spending
more time with Sam.
350
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,757
I know it's been hard on you.
351
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,109
I figured if you
had some company...
352
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,260
I don't need your help.
353
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:16,263
Then consider it helping
our neighbor's four-year-old.
354
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:18,265
I gave him a dollar.
355
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:19,450
How much did you have to pay?
356
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,474
Nothing.
357
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,269
I just told them
you might be feeling down,
358
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:25,146
and it was in their self-interest
to keep you company.
359
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,694
A hundred bucks.
Foreman held out for 200.
360
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,945
House, I'm worried about you.
361
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,781
You could've ended up
in jail or worse.
362
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,950
Racking you with guilt.
363
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,619
So I do something really
stupid, and you reward me.
364
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:43,415
Read any parenting manual. That's
not helping me. That's helping you.
365
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:49,963
Fine, I did it for me, for my
relationship, out of pure self-interest.
366
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,298
Okay.
367
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:53,550
You'll do it?
368
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:54,718
For you.
369
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:57,887
Thank you.
370
00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,973
It's not gonna work, though.
371
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:04,102
Maybe. But how bad can a
night out at a lesbian bar be?
372
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,445
Nicole: Hey.
373
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,031
How are you doing?
374
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,074
Heart attack at 27.
375
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:23,246
They said you had a head trauma?
376
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:29,627
I fell off a stepladder and hit
my head. It was a stupid accident.
377
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,756
An accident.
378
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,676
We need to prep you
for your angio.
379
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,261
Valium will help you relax.
380
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:41,639
Thirteen: We're gonna run a
line through your femoral artery.
381
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,808
Ted? He's having
another heart attack?
382
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,894
I don't think so. His
heart rate seems normal.
383
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,522
Ted: Mmm.
384
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:51,358
Are you okay?
385
00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,281
You weren't discussing
wedding plans, were you?
386
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,113
No. I guess I just...
387
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,409
Fainted.
388
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:05,872
Pots. Postural orthostatic
tachycardia syndrome.
389
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,332
BP plummets when he's upright,
390
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,292
reverts to normal
when he's lying down.
391
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,576
He was lying down both times
we took his blood pressure.
392
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,948
Protracted hypotension could
have induced his heart attack.
393
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,131
Also explains his syncope.
394
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,257
And his aphasia.
395
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:19,052
He was upright, then you laid
him down on the bed to test him.
396
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,970
BP reverted to normal,
voice came back.
397
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,782
Jabbing him with the needle
had nothing to do with it.
398
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,892
Pots can be brought on by viral
or bacterial infection such as mono.
399
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,812
So load him up
with fludrocortisone.
400
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,564
You didn't read your ceramics
course description, did you?
401
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,566
Yeah. You did?
402
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:34,901
As I'm sure your wife did.
403
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,445
So we all know they're
doing a fourth of July theme.
404
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,573
She'll be expecting
something star-spangled.
405
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,745
Cotter: Nicole?
406
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:46,955
Yes.
407
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,625
Cotter macklin.
I'm an old friend of Ted's.
408
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,921
How's he doing?
409
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,173
He had a heart attack.
410
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,845
Oh, my god.
411
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:07,517
They have him on some new
meds, really knocked him out.
412
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,602
Well, how are you holding up?
413
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:12,313
I'm okay. Thanks.
414
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,152
I brought this for him.
415
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,446
That's his favorite thing
in the whole world.
416
00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,573
I know.
417
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:27,787
You weren't at the
wedding, were you?
418
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:32,625
No, I wasn't invited.
Ted and I had a falling out.
419
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,632
How did you know each other?
420
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,135
We met senior year ofcohege.
421
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,387
Yeah, we shared a house
for a while.
422
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,930
You were roommates.
423
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,390
For three years.
424
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,324
I'm sorry. I just miss him.
425
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,827
I think you should leave.
426
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:11,206
I shouldn't have done that. Now.
427
00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:12,499
Please?
428
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,676
I hope he gets better.
429
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,611
Hey. How are you feeling?
430
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,905
Mmm. Don't know yet.
431
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:47,116
Your numbers look good. We're
gonna keep you on these meds.
432
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,180
You had a visitor
while you were asleep.
433
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,598
Oh, yeah? Who?
434
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:13,810
Cotter. Who is he?
435
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,521
I shared a house
with him after college.
436
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:19,482
I don't know why
he would show up.
437
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:22,652
That's it? Yeah.
438
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:25,405
Why? What did he say?
439
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:41,212
I need to hear it from you, Ted.
440
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:59,230
One night, I got really
drunk and I went to bed.
441
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:04,569
And he came into my room,
442
00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:09,574
and one thing led to another.
443
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,868
The whole thing was a mistake.
444
00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:14,829
Are you saying
you had sex with him?
445
00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:17,790
I was drunk and confused...
446
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:18,958
You're gay?
447
00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:25,214
I thought I was.
448
00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:31,220
I even made up my mind
to tell my family.
449
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:35,058
I stood in front of the bathroom
mirror, psyching myself up.
450
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:38,269
But all I could see was disgust.
451
00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:41,272
And that's when I realized
452
00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:47,278
I didn't hate the thought of admitting
I was gay because I was ashamed.
453
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:51,074
I hated the thought
because I wasn't gay.
454
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:54,494
And that was the day
I went to get help.
455
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:58,331
So you're not gay?
456
00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:00,333
They cured me, Nicole.
457
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,545
That's what all
the head trauma is about.
458
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:08,591
I'm sorry I didn't tell you,
but it's all in the past now.
459
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,011
Itdoesnt matter anymore.
460
00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:18,892
What is it?
461
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:23,439
Oh, my head!
462
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:28,152
He's got severe headaches.
463
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,612
So do I.
464
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,700
Should I call or raise
with a double gutshot draw?
465
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,955
Nope. What about infection?
466
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,118
That's what we're thinking.
467
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:43,042
Cerebral infection would explain the
headaches, could've caused pots.
468
00:25:43,126 --> 00:25:44,728
If it's fungal, could've
spread to the heart.
469
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,046
I was talking about you.
470
00:25:47,130 --> 00:25:49,340
Has the little gent
been wearing a tent?
471
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:53,010
Remind me why that has
anything to do with you.
472
00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:55,346
A distracted person makes
a distracted professional.
473
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:58,099
And destroying my marriage
will help me focus.
474
00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,642
Probably.
475
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:02,478
Do a spinal tap, run the csf.
476
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:06,149
Still talking about you!
477
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,484
But you can do it on the
patient, too, if you want.
478
00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:28,337
What about her?
479
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,589
The bartender?
480
00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,592
She's the only one
who's not here for fun.
481
00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:34,260
Trust me, she's not straight.
482
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,429
If your gaydar is so great,
483
00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,991
how come you didn't know about
the patient till you met his boyfriend?
484
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:40,767
Guy walked in with his bride,
485
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,352
it took me awhile
to rotate my dish.
486
00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:46,731
It's unbelievable
what he's doing to her.
487
00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,024
You don't think he loves her?
488
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:51,194
He may love her, but he needs
to have sex with other men.
489
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,822
Taub loves his wife, he needs
to have sex with other women.
490
00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:58,201
Yeah, it sucks what he's doing to
her, too, but it's hardly the same.
491
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,410
To be faithful to his wife,
492
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,329
our patient has to
deny his identity.
493
00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:02,622
Taub just needs to...
494
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:04,457
Has to resist
the biological imperative.
495
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,626
It is easier to
say no to dessert
496
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:07,919
than to pretend you don't eat.
497
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:10,046
Says someone who's
obviously never been on a diet.
498
00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,758
My life's a breeze.
499
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:18,513
You're successful, smart, and
you attract everything that moves.
500
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:19,698
If you wanna focus on the fact
501
00:27:19,722 --> 00:27:21,933
that you're not gonna
see 50, that's your choice.
502
00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,935
You know what? I agree with you.
503
00:27:24,018 --> 00:27:26,854
My self-pity's optional.
What about yours?
504
00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:34,070
Yeah.
505
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,155
Csf was negative for infection,
506
00:27:36,239 --> 00:27:37,359
and his headaches are worse.
507
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,741
We were just talking about you.
508
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,284
Please don't.
509
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,245
It's not pots,
we're back to square one.
510
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,086
Notquhe.
511
00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:53,047
You did a spinal tap and
the headaches got worse.
512
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,507
We're maxing him out
on morphine.
513
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:58,386
He sprung a leak. He's
losing csf from the tap site.
514
00:27:58,469 --> 00:27:59,971
We made his headaches worse?
515
00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:01,931
House: Just you, actually.
516
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:05,410
That still wouldn't explain why he
got the headaches in the first place.
517
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:09,105
Low pressure in his brain caused
the pots, not the other way around.
518
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:12,149
Patch the leak, top him
up with artificial csf.
519
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,037
There.
That should stop the leak.
520
00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:26,664
You should be feeling
some relief soon.
521
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,004
I spoke to my parents.
522
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:35,756
How are they doing?
523
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,174
They're still worried.
524
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,510
Well, tell them not to be.
525
00:28:40,303 --> 00:28:42,680
Everything's going to be okay.
526
00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:48,977
What's happening?
527
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,104
He's stroking.
528
00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:52,982
Both eyes are responsive.
529
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:54,233
Tell me your full name.
530
00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:55,359
Theodore Philip Taylor.
531
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,486
This isn't a stroke.
Then what is it?
532
00:28:58,654 --> 00:29:00,156
What's happening to me?
533
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,835
It's really not pots, we're
really back to square one.
534
00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:15,796
So what's masquerading
as a stroke?
535
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,507
Voted the worst Halloween
costume, by the way.
536
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:20,885
Mri showed no problems
with blood flow to the brain,
537
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,178
rules out Tia.
538
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:23,930
Sarcoidosis?
539
00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:26,182
Chest x-rays showed
no hilar masses.
540
00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:28,225
Any luck with the pottery?
541
00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:29,435
Wasn't easy.
542
00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,688
Bought a suitably cruddy set of
fife and drum napkin rings online.
543
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:33,856
Scleroderma?
544
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:36,233
Skin's fine, Ana was negative.
545
00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:37,902
So what'd that set
you back? Too much.
546
00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:40,404
I got into a bidding war
with some lunatic.
547
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,530
Histoplasmosis.
548
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,032
Eia was clear.
549
00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:47,203
But, hey, could've gone
a lot higher than $215.
550
00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:51,040
You're kissmyasthma99?
551
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:52,708
Chase: What about melas?
552
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:54,585
Mitochondrial encephalomyopathy,
553
00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,587
lactic acidosis and
stroke-like episodes.
554
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,172
Nillas.
555
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:04,220
No, idiot, lactate levels are
stable. We're missing something.
556
00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:05,739
We've run every test
that makes sense,
557
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:07,074
asked every question
we can think of,
558
00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:08,641
gone over his history
a dozen times.
559
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:10,364
We know how much
we can trust his history.
560
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:13,062
If history's written
by the Victor,
561
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,147
how do we find out
what really happened?
562
00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:17,233
Talk to the loser.
Call the boyfriend.
563
00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:18,543
Let's get them all
in the same room.
564
00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,903
Or we could question them
separately and not torture them.
565
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:24,156
Or we could get them all in
the same room and get the truth.
566
00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:33,225
Drinks are on me
and foreman tonight.
567
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:34,625
Can't. Pap smear.
568
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:35,811
We don't want to do it either,
569
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,003
but Wilson already paid us.
570
00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:38,254
It's going to suck.
571
00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:39,422
I know.
572
00:30:41,257 --> 00:30:42,967
Where and when?
573
00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:45,428
Any incidents of dizziness?
574
00:30:46,929 --> 00:30:48,431
Seizures?
575
00:30:49,223 --> 00:30:50,516
Blackouts?
576
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,227
Other than our wedding day.
577
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,646
Don't you think I would've
told you if there were?
578
00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:57,106
My sister's birthday.
579
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,441
I was drunk.
580
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:00,192
You had one Martini.
581
00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:01,318
On an empty stomach.
582
00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:03,029
Look, he was just
sitting on the couch,
583
00:31:03,112 --> 00:31:05,531
and then he fell over
and that was it.
584
00:31:05,614 --> 00:31:08,534
Once I slept it off, I was fine.
585
00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,244
Well, I stayed up that night,
586
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:12,538
checking on him
every 15 minutes.
587
00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:14,123
What about sex?
588
00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:18,586
Yes, I have sex with my
girlfriend because I'm not gay.
589
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,171
We have sex.
590
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,297
Thank you.
591
00:31:22,506 --> 00:31:23,966
No problems?
592
00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:29,096
Well, there have
been some issues.
593
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:30,598
Nic...
594
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:31,724
Erectile dysfunction?
595
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:34,518
Every guy has it sometimes.
596
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,982
We never had that problem.
597
00:31:40,483 --> 00:31:43,444
Gee, that must be because
Ted doesn't like girls.
598
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:44,767
Taub: Or because it's vascular.
599
00:31:45,488 --> 00:31:48,699
I know we did an mra, but arterial
disease causing acute ischemia
600
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:52,661
could explain the heart, neuro
symptoms, maybe even pots.
601
00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:55,956
Might I suggest
a diagnostic test?
602
00:31:58,793 --> 00:32:02,338
A penile plethysmograph measures
changes in blood flow in your penis,
603
00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:05,091
tells us if there's
a circulatory problem.
604
00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:08,219
You just need to be
in the right state.
605
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,304
What's your pleasure?
606
00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:13,933
I feel terrible, I don't think
anything's gonna work.
607
00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:15,434
Then we'll have
to give you a shot.
608
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:17,853
Where you don't want to get one.
609
00:32:20,189 --> 00:32:21,524
Shot it is.
610
00:32:24,819 --> 00:32:27,196
He kept dreaming
611
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,614
both: Dreaming
612
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:31,534
that someday he'd be a star
613
00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:34,995
superstar, but he didn't get far
614
00:32:35,329 --> 00:32:38,124
but he sure found
out the hard way
615
00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:41,001
that dreams don't
always come true
616
00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:42,187
dreams don't always come true
617
00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:43,212
oh, no
618
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:45,673
no
619
00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:47,216
He's leaving
620
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,634
leaving
621
00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:51,512
on that midnight
train to Georgia
622
00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:54,140
leaving on a midnight train
623
00:32:54,849 --> 00:32:58,853
yeah, said he's
going back to find
624
00:32:58,936 --> 00:33:00,688
going back to find
625
00:33:00,771 --> 00:33:02,523
a simpler place and time
626
00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,150
whenever he takes that ride
627
00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:06,735
guess who's gonna
be right by his side
628
00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,696
I'm gonna be with him
629
00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:10,698
I know you will
630
00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:13,409
on a midnight train to Georgia
631
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,579
leaving on a midnight
train to Georgia
632
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:20,291
I'd rather live in his world
633
00:33:20,374 --> 00:33:21,375
live in his world
634
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:24,086
than live without him in mine
635
00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:25,588
world his world
636
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,089
his tears my world
637
00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:29,133
his and hers alone
638
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:32,386
I've got to go, I've
got to go, I've got to go
639
00:33:32,469 --> 00:33:35,222
his and hers alone
640
00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,227
Nobody wants to follow that.
641
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:42,188
The night just keeps
getting better.
642
00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,355
To Wilson.
643
00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:45,232
Foreman: Wilson. Wilson.
644
00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:47,818
Everything looks fine.
645
00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:49,153
You sure?
646
00:33:50,446 --> 00:33:52,823
Medically, that's good news.
647
00:33:53,908 --> 00:33:55,534
You feeling feverish
or sweating?
648
00:33:55,618 --> 00:33:59,288
No, I feel lousy, but I don't
know why I'm sweating.
649
00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,460
What is it?
650
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:05,961
You're not sweating.
651
00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:10,257
You're lactating.
652
00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:16,764
If he can't tell
his fiancee he's gay,
653
00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:19,600
how's he going to
tell her he's pregnant?
654
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:23,604
His therapists loaded
him with hormones.
655
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,732
Male hormones don't
make you lactate.
656
00:34:26,815 --> 00:34:28,609
Except they can
screw up your thyroid.
657
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:29,961
Foreman: That was over
three months ago,
658
00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:31,528
we just started
milking him last night.
659
00:34:31,654 --> 00:34:35,532
So something else screwed up
his thyroid. Graves', hashimoto's...
660
00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:37,952
No. Tsh was normal.
661
00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:44,541
Pituitary tumor. Could also
explain his libido and heart issues.
662
00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:48,879
And if the tumor's big enough,
his headaches and syncope.
663
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:53,175
Except we cleared him
for cancer.
664
00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,720
Didn't say "cancer,"
prolactinomas can be benign.
665
00:35:01,225 --> 00:35:05,020
Check his prolactin level
and mri his pituitary.
666
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,868
Sounds like you
had fun last night.
667
00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,453
You believe chase?
668
00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:23,330
I believe foreman.
669
00:35:23,414 --> 00:35:26,583
And they had fun with you.
What happened?
670
00:35:29,712 --> 00:35:32,715
I realized that they
could be my friends.
671
00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:38,637
You're serious.
672
00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:40,055
And then I sobered up.
673
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,640
You weren't that drunk.
674
00:35:41,724 --> 00:35:44,685
You managed to find your way
into your own little bed last night.
675
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:47,563
I think I sleep better
in rocket-ship sheets.
676
00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:49,648
No. You want to
blame this on the booze,
677
00:35:49,732 --> 00:35:51,900
but that's easy. Change is hard.
678
00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:53,652
And wisdom is knowing
the difference
679
00:35:53,736 --> 00:35:56,405
between what you can change...
680
00:36:00,743 --> 00:36:03,162
And what you were born with.
681
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:07,458
And cowardice is labeling what
you don't wanna change as innate.
682
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,085
I was winning this argument.
683
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,341
Pituitary mri...
684
00:36:15,424 --> 00:36:16,633
Was normal.
685
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,638
How are the headaches?
686
00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:22,931
Terrible.
687
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:25,184
Give me your head.
688
00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:26,352
What the hell?
689
00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:27,662
I know, it's the
first time you heard
690
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:29,563
that sentence with
a possessive pronoun.
691
00:36:35,611 --> 00:36:38,572
Oh, wow, that's better.
692
00:36:47,498 --> 00:36:48,540
Okay. Enough.
693
00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:50,042
House: How cool is that?
694
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,711
You have a chiari malformation,
695
00:36:52,795 --> 00:36:56,673
a narrowing in the base of your
skull that can cut off csf flow.
696
00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:59,551
But it wasn't a problem until
the ect at breeder boot camp
697
00:36:59,635 --> 00:37:02,638
caused your brain to swell
just enough to plug the opening.
698
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,099
And when your brain pressed
up against your pituitary,
699
00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:08,018
it signed you up
for la leche league.
700
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,121
You still won't be pitching
a tent for your lady,
701
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:13,649
but that's just because,
you know, she's a lady.
702
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,818
Its orthostatic effect
was mimicking pots.
703
00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,445
It also does an uncanny
Christopher walken.
704
00:37:19,488 --> 00:37:21,698
Unfortunately, if you treat
it like pots, it gets worse.
705
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:24,701
So, as far as that goes, oops.
706
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,263
Proper treatment is surgery.
We'll get you in right away.
707
00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,581
So, how did I get this thing?
708
00:37:29,665 --> 00:37:30,833
Overbearing mother.
709
00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:34,461
Kidding, cm's congenital.
710
00:37:34,545 --> 00:37:37,381
Like so many other things,
you were born that way.
711
00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:57,276
Thought you might
be running low, so...
712
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:59,445
Thanks.
713
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,032
I'm not coming back.
714
00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:08,287
Ted, this is a mistake.
715
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:10,164
I know you're hurting,
and I'm sorry...
716
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:12,875
I'm talking about hurting her.
717
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,168
I love her.
718
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:16,628
Ted...
719
00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:19,715
Thank you for your support.
720
00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,636
We both really appreciate it.
721
00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:28,015
Good luck.
722
00:38:51,914 --> 00:38:52,998
Hey.
723
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,295
You know what
I've been thinking?
724
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,589
It's your birthday
in three weeks.
725
00:39:02,674 --> 00:39:06,261
What do you say we re-book the
church and make it a doubleheader?
726
00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:09,681
I don't know, Ted.
727
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:14,978
Less than a week ago, we were
standing at the altar perfectly happy.
728
00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:17,022
Nothing's changed.
729
00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:18,190
Really?
730
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,150
I still love you.
731
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,570
Do you still love me?
732
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,283
Yes, but...
733
00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:29,993
Then that's all that matters.
734
00:39:33,664 --> 00:39:37,209
But I think that
you still love him.
735
00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:43,006
I'm not gay, Nicole.
I promise you.
736
00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:47,511
How can you promise me that?
737
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:51,306
Because I believe that we get
to choose how we live our lives.
738
00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:53,517
And I've made my choice.
739
00:39:55,686 --> 00:39:58,939
So now, I have to make mine.
740
00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:00,857
I'm so sorry.
741
00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:02,025
Nic...
742
00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:03,151
I'm sorry.
743
00:40:04,194 --> 00:40:05,571
Nic!
744
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,700
No. No.
745
00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:14,204
I'm not saying goodbye.
746
00:40:14,288 --> 00:40:15,497
Yeah.
747
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:22,379
I want to marry you!
I have to marry you!
748
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:26,174
Ted: Nic.
749
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,057
House: It's Friday night.
750
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:39,104
I called it off.
751
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:40,814
For real this time.
752
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:42,816
Frees you up for the next one.
753
00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:45,235
One day at a time.
754
00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:50,490
Napkin rings.
755
00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:53,910
My way of saying thanks.
756
00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:55,495
For trying to
wreck your marriage?
757
00:40:55,579 --> 00:40:57,456
For trying to save it.
758
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:00,542
And I get napkin rings.
759
00:41:00,626 --> 00:41:02,085
Expensive ones.
760
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:20,562
I hired a replacement for my pa.
761
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,148
She seems great.
762
00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:26,109
Good work.
763
00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:27,527
You, too.
764
00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:29,988
Your patient's
going home tomorrow.
765
00:41:30,072 --> 00:41:31,948
He doesn't have a home.
766
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,286
You want to grab a bite to eat?
767
00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:41,708
So Wilson got to you, too.
768
00:41:41,792 --> 00:41:44,169
No, this is just me.
769
00:41:44,252 --> 00:41:45,253
Lucas?
770
00:41:45,337 --> 00:41:46,421
Working late.
771
00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:51,426
I'm buying.
772
00:41:51,802 --> 00:41:53,720
Not that hungry.
773
00:41:56,223 --> 00:41:57,599
Okay.
774
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:08,110
I just want us to be friends.
775
00:42:12,072 --> 00:42:13,907
Funny.
776
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:16,952
That's the last thing
I want us to be.
52641
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