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Edward: Morning.
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Good would be if
I was still asleep.
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But, uh, yeah.
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Do you think you can, uh,
turn that game down
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or, I don't know, off?
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First of all,
StarRim isn't a game.
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It's a space opera.
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I'm sorry,
there's a "second of all"?
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Second of all,
today's the release date
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of StarRim Nine, StarRim Diablo,
and I have to play it
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all the way through before
it's ruined by some noob online.
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No offense.
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Why would that
be offensive?
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Are you kidding?
No, I'm not even awake.
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I can feel your eyes on me,
and I don't like that.
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I've just never seen anybody
double-fist
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a space opera before.
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Happy to not look.
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Every sniper needs a marksman,
and I do not have one.
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I'm happy to teach you,
I guess,
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but the training
will be rigorous
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and it will not
make us friends.
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No, thanks.
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I can't imagine staring
at a screen this early.
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If it's about StarRim,
please do not say anything.
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♪
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Uh, no, no.
It's, um... my ex, Phillip,
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just posted a picture
with a girl.
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I thought you guys
broke up.
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We did.
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Yeah, we've-- we've been
broken up for months,
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so he could date whoever
he wants to and so can I.
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But you don't,
and if you did,
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I would really
want to meet him first
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so I could tell him the rules
on how to clean the skillets.
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Also, am I crazy, Edward,
or does she look like me?
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D-- Edward!
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Doesn't she kinda look
like me?
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No. Her eyes pop
and aren't hooded like yours.
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You can unpause
your game now.
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♪
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Barista: There you go.
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Thank you.
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$2 tip on a $4 coffee?
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That's 50%.
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Oh-- Oh,
I-I'm not stealing,
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I'm just recalibrating
the tip.
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How often do you find
your inability
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to do simple math
costs you money?
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I don't know,
like 40% of the time?
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Or wait, no...
one-third?
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Good grief.
It's worse than I thought.
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Okay, look, Rand, you may be
an award-winning mathematician,
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but you're dead,
so if you're sticking around
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to teach me some kind of lesson
while I write your obituary,
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you could just go,
because I don't need your help.
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Great, I have no interest
in your life.
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I spent mine trying to solve
the Rainbow Paradox,
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and I plan on sticking around
to finish the job.
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Preferably without
some millennial's vocal fry
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buzzing in my ear
like a gnat.
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Good.
Because I'm doing just fine.
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Your eye makeup
is garish.
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♪
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♪
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Hey, you.
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How is everything?
Great.
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I haven't finished that
math guy's obit yet,
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but everything seems
pretty straightforward.
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Oh, honey, I am not talking
about that boring old nerd.
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Wow, don't die in Pasadena.
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I'm talking about
Phillip's post this morning.
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You saw that?
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Duh, he's a great follow.
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Although,
who is that girl?
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Talk about uggo,
am I right?
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You don't have to say that.
I know she's stunning.
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Oh, thank God.
She is though, right?
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Normally my type is, like,
a femme Rachel Maddow,
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but I would make
an exception for that one.
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This is what you guys
talk about?
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I worked at JPL.
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There are telescopes
named after me.
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♪
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Hey.
It's fine.
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I'm fine.
Well, you should be,
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because that girl
is hid-eh-oose Mozart.
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She's not.
Ugh, I know.
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Honestly,
it's all good, okay?
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I don't even care
about that girl
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and her very stylish
necklace layering.
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Phillip has moved on
with his life
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and I'm moving on with mine.
Wow!
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I am very happy to hear you say
that because I would love
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to be a caring friend
to you right now,
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but I have to run off
to a meeting
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that is just editors
and not you.
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Ohh, in retrospect, I could have
said that better.
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It's okay.
I'm good. Go.
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Okay.
I don't need anything.
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Okay!
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Hey, psst, Mason,
I need you.
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Oh, hard pass, dawg.
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Oh, listen, I have a very urgent
journalistic task for you,
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falling under
the newspaper's purview
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and not at all driven
by personal emotion.
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So, like an assignment?
Uh, yeah.
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Exactly.
Just like that.
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Uh, you see this girl?
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I need you to find out
everything you can about her.
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Yeah, she's hot.
I'll do it.
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Oh, okay.
Thank you.
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Hey, you.
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I heard you were down,
so I heated up a salad for you.
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Oh, okay. Yeah.
Alright, thanks, Tina.
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Oh, no, the salad's
still for me.
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I just made it
in your honor.
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You--
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♪
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Oh, this is dire.
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There's just no way to spin
this into an uplifting story.
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I know.
These numbers are devastating.
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Look,
she got eight likes.
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I accidentally posted a photo
of my faucet and I still got 32.
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Oh, your dish soap
looked so cute.
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Thank you.
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We put it
in a glass bottle
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so we could feel like
we're in olden times.
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Guys, we shouldn't
be doing this.
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We shouldn't be looking
at Nell's profile.
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What we should be doing
is looking at Phillip's
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to discuss how lame he
and his girlfriend are.
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Mm.
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I've got nothing.
I fold.
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It's like a Google image
search for the word "romance."
Hmm.
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There's no way
that Nell's okay with this.
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♪
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Rand, I don't have time
for this.
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It's not my fault
that you didn't finish it
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before you were dead.
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Should I be worried?
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I mean, I already
have one employee who
microwaves lettuces.
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I can't afford two.
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Nell's fine, okay?
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She just needs, like, a little
nudge to get back out there.
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I will set her up with someone
because I'm her best friend.
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Excuse me,
I'm actually an expert
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in setting up
straight people.
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There are Springsteen fans,
and there are Billy Joel fans.
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The trick is you
never cross the streams.
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What exactly makes you
an "expert"?
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I have a gay moon
and a heterosexual rising,
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otherwise known as bi.
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So we'll be placing bets
on this, right?
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'Cause I'm gonna win.
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Nell!
How?
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I know rich guys.
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So this is what the inside
of this room looks like.
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Fancy. I'll have a wine spritzer
if you got 'em.
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I'm kidding.
I'll just stand here.
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Nell, do you know why
you were called in here today?
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You're finally gonna give me
a feature?
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A feature?
You're hilarious.
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Very funny.
She's funny.
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We should set her up
with someone funny.
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Mm.
Mm.
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You guys are trying
to set me up on dates?
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Okay, that is so inappropriate.
I'm a professional.
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I am a woman journalist... woman,
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and my personal life
doesn't belong in the workplace.
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Shame on you.
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Hey, hey. So I got some info
on that smokeshow.
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Okay.
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Apparently, she's on
the 30 Under 30 list
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for London's
Hottest Pastry Chefs.
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And she used to be Woman #3
in the P90x video.
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And she's a vicar's daughter,
so you know she's freaky.
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♪
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I changed my mind.
Bring me the men.
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Bring me all the men!
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So, Dennis told me
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that you were living in London
with your ex?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
How long were you there?
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For five years.
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Yeah, we were
actually engaged.
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Did he tell you that?
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Should I tell you that?
Should I not?
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I don't know.
Oh, I--
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You're the first person that
I've gone out with since him,
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but that's probably
pretty obvious.
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I'm sorry.
I'm really bad at this.
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So, do you have
any siblings?
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No. None. Okay.
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Yeah.
Yeah, alright.
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Alright.
That's the end
of that question.
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No, hey, I get it.
Dating sucks.
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I have been at it
for quite a while now.
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But I actually found
there's a mathematical equation
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that can determine
your one true soul mate.
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I don't like this guy.
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I have a pretty high EQ,
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which is actually
more important than the IQ.
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It is not.
Real scientists have created
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something called
the five love languages.
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They have not.
Hmm. Right.
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I read about this on a plane.
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Okay, then, um,
how about on the count of three,
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we each call out
our own love language
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to see how compatible
we are.
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Okay.
Alright.
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One, two, three.
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Acts of service. Gifting.
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Ohh.
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What? What's wrong?
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My ex was a gifty
like you.
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I don't think this is
gonna work.
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You don't even know
if I'm anything like her.
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Your wants come first.
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You want to drain my bank
account and live the fast life.
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So, do you like bagels?
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I don't eat food
with holes in it.
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Cool.
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Well, it was, um,
very nice of you
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to adamantly walk me home,
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even though
I did say several times
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I could do it on my own.
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Acts of service.
Okay, you know,
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I-I think you may be putting
too much stock into that stuff.
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Huh.
Hi, I'm Edward,
Nell's roommate.
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If you're gonna be staying
with us, two things...
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...one, good for you,
get it,
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and two,
there's a couple of things
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I want you to know about
how we clean the skillets.
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Edward. Please.
He's leaving.
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I guess we have nothing left
to talk about.
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Yep.
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♪
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Maybe I spoke too soon.
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♪
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Yeah, unfortunately it
just wasn't a match with Ross.
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Yeah, I don't understand that.
You both like Billy Joel.
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Well, at least my roommate
got his number.
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Turns out, they're both
into some space opera.
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Ugh, God,
I started a bromance.
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Yes, you did.
What am I, "Top Gun"?
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Nell,
so glad you're here.
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There is someone
I would like you to meet.
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Hm.
Where-- Where is he?
250
00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:28,069
Just give it a second.
251
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,490
He's coming.
252
00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,705
He was right behind me.
Mm-hmm.
253
00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:43,126
It's gonna be worth it.
Just--
254
00:09:43,126 --> 00:09:44,961
Oh, no. Alistair.
255
00:09:44,961 --> 00:09:46,963
Ah.
Salutations.
256
00:09:46,963 --> 00:09:48,506
Oh, not to me,
to her.
257
00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:50,550
Salutations.
258
00:09:50,550 --> 00:09:52,343
Can everyone see him,
or is it just me?
259
00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:55,513
This is a dear friend
of my family, Alistair Banister.
260
00:09:55,513 --> 00:09:57,890
And before anyone asks, yes,
261
00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:01,853
Banister of
the handrails fortune.
262
00:10:01,853 --> 00:10:03,479
Well,
it's nice to meet you.
263
00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:05,648
Thank you for helping me
stay on the stairs.
264
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,275
Salutations.
265
00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:10,653
Yes, Alistair has come
to take you to dinner.
266
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,113
It's 3:30.
267
00:10:12,113 --> 00:10:14,365
Yeah.
E-E-Excuse me, Lexi.
268
00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:15,741
I hope you don't mind,
269
00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,368
but I have to
go make water.
270
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,162
I'll be back in an hour.
271
00:10:19,162 --> 00:10:21,455
I hope you don't mind
eating late.
272
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,248
Mm.
273
00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:25,877
Isn't he great?
274
00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:29,255
He is so rich, he has someone
who bathes and feeds him.
275
00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:30,756
I don't think
that's a rich thing.
276
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,884
Okay, look, guys, I really
appreciate you trying to help,
277
00:10:32,884 --> 00:10:34,719
but I just
278
00:10:34,719 --> 00:10:37,013
I'm starting to think
that I-I'm just--
279
00:10:37,013 --> 00:10:38,639
I'm not ready for this.
I'm sorry.
280
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,517
♪
281
00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:43,686
I think
I nearly figured it out!
282
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:46,981
Great
because I thought about it,
283
00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:50,902
and if you want to solve
my problems, too, you can.
284
00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,195
Well, that depends.
285
00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:53,905
Is one of your problems
the square root of four?
286
00:10:53,905 --> 00:10:56,616
I get it,
I suck at math, okay?
287
00:10:56,616 --> 00:10:58,492
Well,
I suck at humans.
288
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,328
Relationships aren't predictable
like numbers.
289
00:11:00,328 --> 00:11:03,414
They're, like,
unsolvable equations.
290
00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:05,166
That's why I stay away
from people.
291
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,757
Maybe that's the lesson you were
supposed to teach me, Rand.
292
00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:14,967
Maybe I'm like you.
293
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:17,220
Maybe I'm not a
relationship person.
294
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,137
Hmm.
295
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,266
Yeah.
Thanks.
296
00:11:22,266 --> 00:11:24,268
Sure.
297
00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:26,187
I guess I could send
that obit now.
298
00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:28,231
Oh, I think I solved it!
I just need to carry the one--
299
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:30,942
Oops.
300
00:11:30,942 --> 00:11:34,028
♪
301
00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:35,112
It's probably fine.
302
00:11:37,365 --> 00:11:38,991
What is that?
303
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:42,036
It's an everything bagel,
but it's still not enough.
304
00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:43,162
Give me that.
305
00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:44,413
Oh. What?
306
00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,415
Hey!
I was gonna 'gram that!
307
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,835
What is going on with you?
Are you really not okay?
308
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:52,838
I was until you threw out
my bagel.
309
00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,466
Okay, look, it's understandable
that you would be upset
310
00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,426
after everything
that happened,
311
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,762
and it fully sucks that Phillip
found someone that can even,
312
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:02,181
like, roll up her jeans
in a really cute way.
313
00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:03,557
She was wearing a skirt
in that photo.
314
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,518
I may have done
a deep dive.
315
00:12:05,518 --> 00:12:07,853
You're not just gonna magically
wake up one day and be okay,
316
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,231
but you have to take
that first step.
317
00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,983
I mean, think about how many
terrible dates
318
00:12:11,983 --> 00:12:13,150
I went on
before I met Keith.
319
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,902
Wasn't Keith one of them?
No.
320
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,362
He wore khakis
to Coachella.
321
00:12:16,362 --> 00:12:18,823
We have moved on from that.
Yes, we have.
322
00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:21,951
And you need to move on, too,
so go on one more date, alright?
323
00:12:21,951 --> 00:12:24,453
We'll keep it casual.
We'll go for some wine.
324
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,955
He's really hot.
325
00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:27,456
How hot?
Hotter than Phillip.
326
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:30,251
Crab apples. That was
a long one.
327
00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:33,671
Well, don't you look
hotsy-totsy.
328
00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:36,340
Okay, I'll go.
329
00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:40,177
So, Ari, uh, what do you think
of love languages?
330
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,346
Is that, like,
a British reality show?
331
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:44,223
Sorry, I'm not really aware
332
00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:45,641
of anything that's happened
in the world
333
00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:47,059
since my kids were born.
334
00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:48,436
Ah,
you haven't missed much.
335
00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:50,062
Except for the fact
that we found out
336
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:52,898
that Britney was not free,
and we freed her.
337
00:12:52,898 --> 00:12:55,109
You're funny, Nell.
You were right about her, Sam.
338
00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:56,736
I know.
339
00:12:56,736 --> 00:12:58,446
I shouldn't have said
that out loud. Sorry.
340
00:12:58,446 --> 00:12:59,947
I have not been on a date
in a while.
341
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,198
Oh, I totally get it.
342
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,159
You're doing great. Thanks.
343
00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:05,411
Uh, I heard that you spent
the last five years in London.
344
00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:07,997
So exciting. Yeah.
345
00:13:07,997 --> 00:13:11,042
Me, I feel like I've been
kind of cooped up with my kids.
346
00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:14,628
But honestly, fatherhood
has totally changed my life.
347
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,840
Yeah, I feel like I was born
to be a dad, you know?
348
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:21,218
It wasn't until I met my kids
that I really met myself.
349
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,928
Ah.
Aww.
350
00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,431
Enough Dad talk. Sorry.
351
00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:27,141
No, it's fine.
Great!
352
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:28,976
Because, um, my son
just started swim lessons
353
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,187
and I feel like it's totally
gonna change his life.
354
00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:33,189
I was just saying that
about swim lessons.
355
00:13:33,189 --> 00:13:35,232
Wasn't I just saying that
about swim lessons, Nell?
356
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,650
Tell him I was just saying
that about swim lessons.
357
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,944
She was just saying
that about swim lessons.
358
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,988
Oh, that's the sitter.
Excuse me.
359
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,366
What did I tell you?
So hot.
360
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,826
Knocked
that one out of the park.
361
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,536
He's so hot...
I know.
362
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,829
...for you.
What?
363
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,498
Come on.
Come on.
364
00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:52,208
Sam, he's amazing, but he is
just totally not my type.
365
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:53,375
He is your type.
366
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:56,337
Are you joking?
He is everyone's type.
367
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:58,130
Hey, I'm sorry.
I need to go home right now.
368
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,715
My kid has a temperature
of 98.
369
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,383
Wait, is that too low
or too high?
370
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,135
It could be either.
Could it?
371
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,678
Uh, can you drive me home,
Sam?
372
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,055
I-I'm way too upset
to drive.
373
00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:07,640
Me? Uh, sure.
374
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,892
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
375
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,727
Yeah, no, he's weird.
I'm over it.
376
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:14,021
♪
377
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,689
Cricket?
Cricket: Mm-hmm?
378
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,983
Do you think love
is an unsolvable equation?
379
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,527
Why would you say that?
380
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:21,904
Well, it was just something
someone told me.
381
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,447
Well, that dork probably
never had
382
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,824
a real relationship
in their life.
383
00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:27,701
Love is not to be solved.
384
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,453
Honey, it's to be felt.
385
00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:32,039
Oh.
You know, Monty and I,
386
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,083
we didn't meet
till I was older,
387
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:37,670
when I least expected
to meet anyone.
388
00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:40,840
And, even then, it took a minute
before I realized,
389
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,592
"Oh, this is it."
390
00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:45,845
A connection can come
when you don't expect it.
391
00:14:45,845 --> 00:14:47,972
Ugh. So what are you
supposed to do?
392
00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:49,390
Just, like, wait?
393
00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:50,808
Stop trying
to force everything.
394
00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,687
The door to the past
will close on its own.
395
00:14:55,855 --> 00:14:57,273
Unlike your bar tab.
396
00:14:58,691 --> 00:15:00,776
Mm-hmm.
397
00:15:03,529 --> 00:15:05,573
"The hot pastry chef
just donated all her hair
398
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:06,949
to build a nest
for eagles.
399
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,535
She's even hotter now."
400
00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:11,453
Thanks, Mason.
401
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,122
Ugh.
402
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,380
Sorry.
403
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:23,382
I hear that really opens up
the palate.
404
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,554
Sorry, I didn't mean
to offend you.
405
00:15:28,554 --> 00:15:30,139
It's fine.
I-I'm fine.
406
00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:32,683
No, it's just
you seem upset.
407
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,519
Well, I--
Yeah, I'm a grown-ass woman
408
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,230
that's about to raise her voice
to a stranger at a wine bar,
409
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,899
so, yeah, no,
that's not really fine.
410
00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:41,901
And actually,
this past week was not fine,
411
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,944
and neither have
the past five years.
412
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,529
So, come to think of it, no.
413
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:47,364
No,
I'm definitely not fine.
414
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,574
Okay.
415
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,326
Do you wanna
talk about it?
416
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:52,953
Fine.
417
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,083
This is the photo.
Can you see why I'm upset?
418
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,627
I don't know.
419
00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:01,295
It seems like you really
shut down that buffet.
420
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:04,006
No, not that one.
421
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,592
This one. Oh.
422
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:10,137
It's of my ex and
his new girlfriend, I guess.
423
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,222
She is not ugly.
424
00:16:11,222 --> 00:16:13,807
Ohh.
But neither are you.
425
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,809
Thank you, but I can't compete
with this--
426
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,354
this big-eyed pastry chef.
427
00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:19,772
She looks like
a Pixar character.
428
00:16:19,772 --> 00:16:21,315
And it feels so pointed.
429
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:23,651
I mean, he knows
I love pastries.
430
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:26,195
I think everybody does after
the buffet photo.
431
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,573
It was-- It was a lot.
432
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,951
Oh, I'm sorry for unleashing
on you.
433
00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:34,370
This is... ugh.
434
00:16:34,370 --> 00:16:36,288
I am just a disaster.
435
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,414
No. No, you're not.
436
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,041
Honestly,
it's comforting.
437
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,710
I-I just ended
a relationship also.
438
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,212
It sucks. Yeah.
439
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,631
Do you, uh,
still talk to your ex?
440
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:48,717
No. Um...
441
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,762
She was great, but things ended
and that was that.
442
00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:55,516
And you're not
secretly married?
No.
443
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,351
And you're not a psycho?
No.
444
00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:59,436
And you swear you don't
actually like improv?
445
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,105
Yes.
446
00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:03,065
And...
I can't even pretend.
447
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,775
No, I don't.
448
00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:06,068
I don't like it at all.
449
00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:12,449
So you're pretty great.
What's the catch?
450
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,285
Come on,
there's gotta be one.
451
00:17:14,285 --> 00:17:19,164
Well, or maybe this is just us
meeting at the right time.
452
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,166
Both of us out
of relationships,
453
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,793
not really sure
how to move forward.
454
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:23,961
Oh, that's weird, though.
455
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:24,878
No, but it happens.
456
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,338
Does it?
Yeah.
457
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,424
Yeah,
something out of the blue
458
00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:31,051
and it's not terrible?
459
00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,930
Maybe this is how
it's supposed to be.
460
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,141
Yeah?
Yeah.
461
00:17:37,141 --> 00:17:40,477
"A connection can happen
when you least expect it."
462
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,354
I like that. Mm.
463
00:17:42,354 --> 00:17:43,355
♪ Days pass ♪
464
00:17:45,149 --> 00:17:47,359
The sprinklers were on.
Get inside. You're shivering.
465
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,403
♪ Fills my heart ♪
466
00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:50,946
Wow, this place
is pretty cool.
467
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,281
Let's not ruin this
by talking.
468
00:17:52,281 --> 00:17:53,157
♪ When I want to run away ♪
469
00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:54,491
Nell: Thank you.
470
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,243
You sure
you don't want one?
471
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,162
Nope.
I don't do carbs.
472
00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:01,123
So you are a psycho.
473
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,708
Wow.
474
00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:03,876
♪ But whichever way I go ♪
475
00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:06,587
So it begins.
476
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:11,884
♪ I come back to the place
you are ♪
477
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:17,931
♪ All my instincts,
they return ♪
478
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:18,974
Oh.
479
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,517
♪ The grand facade ♪
480
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,646
Coaster.
Coasters, please.
481
00:18:23,646 --> 00:18:26,273
What is that? What are y--
What are you looking at?
482
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,816
Are you looking
at a walkthrough?!
483
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,318
I can't handle this
endless maze.
484
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,445
Space is too infinite!
485
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:33,656
This is only gonna work
if you trust me.
486
00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:35,824
Do you trust me, Ross?
487
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,493
I do.
488
00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:40,454
Thank you.
What?
489
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,456
Nothing.
I just think it's cool
490
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,124
that you weren't embarrassed
to get another one.
491
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,377
Is that a compliment
or an insult?
492
00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:48,003
Everything I've said to you
is a compliment.
493
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,880
Oh.
494
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,507
♪ Your eyes ♪
495
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:52,883
Okay, now I'm embarrassed
to get another one.
496
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:54,760
♪ Your eyes ♪
497
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,428
Edward: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes!
498
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,430
You're saving the galaxy!
499
00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,723
Oh, yes!
500
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,100
Whoo!
501
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,227
You did it, Ross. No.
502
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,479
We did it.
503
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:06,814
Okay, that'll do.
504
00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:08,649
You can go now.
505
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,234
Nell: Wow.
506
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,903
Did we just walk
the entire night?
507
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:16,115
I guess so.
Look at us being cliché.
508
00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:19,243
Catching a sunrise
on a brand-new day.
509
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,789
Would you take
a photo with me?
510
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,290
Yeah.
511
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:27,126
You wanna rub it
in Phillip's face?
512
00:19:27,126 --> 00:19:29,002
No,
I don't wanna post it.
513
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,964
I, um--
I just want it for me.
514
00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:33,424
Okay.
515
00:19:33,424 --> 00:19:38,220
So, how do two people
who just met pose together?
516
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,055
Back-to-back.
Yeah?
517
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,849
Buddy-cop style.
It's obvious.
518
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:42,850
Alright. Okay. Yeah.
519
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,393
Oh.
520
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,978
♪ I get so tired ♪
521
00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,396
Okay, ready?
You good?
522
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:48,856
Yup.
Okay.
523
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:51,442
♪ Working so hard
for our survival ♪
524
00:19:51,442 --> 00:19:52,735
Okay,
I'm gonna check it.
525
00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:54,278
I historically take terrible photos,
526
00:19:54,278 --> 00:19:55,612
but I have a good feeling
about this one.
527
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:56,739
Yeah.
528
00:19:56,739 --> 00:20:01,368
♪ I look to the time with you ♪
529
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,955
♪ And all my instincts
they return ♪
530
00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:06,707
And there's the catch.
531
00:20:06,707 --> 00:20:11,795
♪ And the grand facade,
so soon will burn ♪
532
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:15,299
♪ Without a noise,
without my pride ♪
533
00:20:18,761 --> 00:20:20,596
Oh, God. This is even worse.
534
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:22,473
I can't believe
she's posting this.
535
00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:25,184
There's honestly
something forlorn about it.
536
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,519
I don't know.
I kinda like it.
537
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,272
Because I won!
538
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:33,233
I got the successful match,
so pay up.
539
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,068
Is this a success?
540
00:20:37,488 --> 00:20:39,865
She got most of the salad
in his mouth,
541
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:42,117
so, yeah,
I'd say that's a win.
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