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[twinkling
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- No, Derek, you can't have
my bio assignment.
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- Come on, Casey! It's not like
we're going to copy it.
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- What? I thought
that was the plan?
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- Not any more.
- Eeeeeeee!
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- Fire drill!
We're off the hook!
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- Emily, what is it?
- Dance Mania.
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They're holding regional
auditions here at school.
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Finalists get a spot
on their TV show.
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- Dance Mania? Here? Eeeeeee!
- You mean that
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lame show?
- You just think it's lame because you don't respect dance
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as a competitive sport.
- Hockey is a competitive sport.
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Dancing is a party trick.
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- Yeah, the ladies
love old Crazy Legs. - Please! Derek can't dance!
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And why am I wasting my time
talking to Crazy Legs
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when I should be
working on my routine?
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Emily, I could be on TV.
This is like a dream come true.
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- Ralph, me-thinks my stepsister
just suggested I can't dance.
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- Me-thinks she's wrong.
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You're the funniest
dancer I know.
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- Well, my dancing
is quite amusing.
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Which is why they should make
room on the dance floor
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for a very special guest.
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- You don't mean?
- Crazy Legs.
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- ♪ Used to be my mother
and my sister and me ♪
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♪ A happy little family
and all right with me ♪
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♪ But Mom got married,
that's when everything changed ♪
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♪ Some things were lost
and others were gained ♪
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♪ A new school...
A new house... ♪
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♪ So many changes
it makes my head spin ♪
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♪ Now I've got a brother
who gets under my skin ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Derek ♪
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♪ This is life with Lizzie,
Edwin, George and Nora ♪
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♪ Marti and Casey ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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- Stepbrothers should look out
for their stepsisters.
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Keep them out of trouble, pick
them up when they're down.
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You know, help them.
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Not tease, prank,
annoy and mock them.
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Like Derek.
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- Edwin, did you eat all that?
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- Oh, yeah, and I feel terrible.
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Hey! I still have
a bag of chips!
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- Hi guys.
- That stuff isn't healthy.
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They have weird additives that
have been linked to asthma and hyperactivity.
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- Do I look hyperactive?
- She does have a point, Edwin.
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You know, you shouldn't be
eating all those potato chips before dinner.
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Gimme half.
- Uh, George,
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I don't mean to lecture,
but don't you think you're setting a bad example?
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- Make way for the chip monster!
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- Come on, Lizzie! What's the
harm in a few potato chips?
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- Ah, let's see...
too much fat, a bunch of sodium
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and weird chemicals like
yellow number seven.
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- What's yellow number seven?
- It's delicious, is what it is.
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You know, you McDonalds
just need to get used to Venturi fine dining.
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- Welcome everyone. My name
is Cindy and I am the official
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judge of the Dance Mania
contest. We have had a record number of entrants...
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- And one chicken. Lovely.
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The four dancers who
impress me today
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will then pair up and perform
with other regional finalists
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in a special live
television broadcast.
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So, good luck
to all the contestants.
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- Yeah. Alright.
- Nervous?
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- Oh, ah, maybe a little.
- This is my third year auditioning.
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Last year I took second.
This year I plan to win.
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I'm Sadia, by the way.
- Casey.
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I do jazz contests
all the time, but... ooh!
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This is just...
so much more intense.
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- Cindy's notorious
for hating jazz. - Really?
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- Yeah.
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But she's never
seen you do it.
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Maybe your jazz dancing will be
so amazing it will completely change her opinion.
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- Sadia Sullivan
to the stage please.
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- Well, good luck.
- Thanks. You too.
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- Thanks, Mom.
- You know what, Nora?
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I'm full so I'm just
going to have dessert.
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- Me too. I'm stuffed.
- Mh-hm.
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- Stuffed on what?
- Chips.
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- I tried to stop them, Nora.
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- Yeah, by eating all
of them yourself!
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- George, you shouldn't
encourage Edwin and Marti to eat junk food.
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- Hey, Nora, do not blame Dad,
okay? If anything, blame the chips for being so delicious.
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- And have you thought about
what it's doing to your body?
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- Nora, I can afford
to eat a little junk.
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I'm in great shape, right?
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- I'll love you no matter
what shape you're in. - Ouch.
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- Hmm?
- Yeah, well, when's the last time you exercised?
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- I don't know.
Does chewing count? - No. But a healthy dinner
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is a good start.
- Yeah, you know,
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I don't think I'm going to have
any of these, ah, like little green things.
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- They're called vegetables.
You should try them sometime.
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- What? I eat vegetables.
Gravy's a vegetable, right?
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- I rest my case.
You guys couldn't eat a healthy diet if you tried.
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I dare you guys to eat only
healthy foods for one week.
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- Too easy!
- If you lose,
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you dye your hair purple.
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- Oooh!
- Lose? No, I don't know the meaning of the word.
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- I do and, uh, purple hair
at work is frowned upon.
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- Dad, please! Eating healthy?
Piece of cake.
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And when we win,
you McDonalds are going
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to stop hassling us
about our eating habits.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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- That is why I don't like jazz.
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♪♪
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[Applause]
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- Either you don't respect
my opinion on jazz,
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or you're trying to change it.
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Either way, that was very good.
You'll be joining Sadia in the finals.
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- Up next we have...
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D-Vent?
- Huh?
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- D-Vent?
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♪♪
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- That was a travesty.
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But it was also
refreshingly comedic
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and completely original,
which is why Derek Venturi
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will be one of the finalists
of Dance Mania!
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- What?
- What?
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- I don't believe this!
You can't dance!
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- Cindy seems to
think otherwise.
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- Tell me you're not going
to compete in the finals.
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Tell me you're not going
to make a mockery of dance,
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the art I have pursued
my whole life!
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- Relax, Casey, I'm done
making a mockery of you...
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for now.
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Look, I don't have the slightest
intention of continuing on.
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- Hey, partner.
- Partner?
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- Yeah, in the next round
we partner up.
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And I'd love to work with you.
You free to practice tomorrow?
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- Oh, well, actually
Sadia, my stepbrother--
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- Would love to work with you.
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- Now that was a good jog, son.
- Great jog, Dad. You know,
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by the end I was really
feeling that runner's rush.
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- More like sugar rush.
I saw you guys chowing down on
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doughnuts when I was walking
home from school.
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- I am so disappointed.
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- Nora, it wasn't us. You know,
you must've confused us with two
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other incredibly
good looking... Oops.
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- Oh, come on! Look we should
be able to eat what we want.
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I mean, at his age, Edwin has
the metabolism of a hummingbird,
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and I know I'm in good shape.
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And just to prove it,
I will take the, ah...
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...jungle pants test.
- The jungle pants test?
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- Yeah. Back in the day,
when I was lead guitarist of George in the Jungle,
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I wore these hip leather pants.
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Now when I want to see
if I'm still in shape, I... I try them on.
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If they fit, it's all good.
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- George, George, George.
- In the jungle.
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- Sadia! So good to see you.
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- Uh, yeah, you too,
but I'd see you better if the lights were on.
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- Oh that. Yeah, just, ah,
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trying to set the mood,
you know... inspire us.
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- Um. I'm already inspired.
- Oh, what's this?
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- Practice schedule and a list
of moves you have to learn.
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- Box step? Gancho?
What was that?
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- C'mon, I know your audition
was a gimmick, but you do know how to dance?
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- Sure! At parties, I go, like,
crazy on the dance floor.
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- You're not trained?
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Then what are we doing here?
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- You're so right.
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What are we doing here?
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Wanna go catch a movie?
- Are you hitting on me?
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- Oh, of course I am.
- How dare you
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jeopardize my chance of winning?
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I'm calling Cindy.
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- So that's a no to the movies?
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- Look at this!
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My jungle pants shrunk!
- Oh, ho, ho! George!
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- Fine. I expanded.
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Musta been that box of
jelly doughnuts we ate, Ed.
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I thought cuz it had fruit
in it, it was healthy.
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- I knew you ate the donuts.
You lose the bet!
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- Thanks a lot, Dad. Now we've
got to dye our hair purple.
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- Ed, don't you see?
The bet doesn't matter.
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And Liz isn't going to
make us dye our hair purple, are you Liz? The point is
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we need to eat better.
- Nice try George,
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but a bet's a bet.
Here's what I will offer.
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I'll spare you the humiliation
of purple hair if you eat
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healthy foods and you exercise
for two weeks.
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- Hey! My pants fit fine.
- We'll cook healthy meals.
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- And I'll put together
a workout program.
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- I'm in. So is Edwin.
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And thank you for giving
us another chance, Lizzie.
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- Yeah, thanks a lot, Lizzie.
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- Isn't it nice
to have a stepsister
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who cares so much for you?
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- Where is my despicable
stepbrother?
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- I'm home!
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Ed, junk food stash. Now!
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- Edwin!
- Der-rek! How could you?
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- You're going to have
to be more specific. - The dance contest.
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- Oh! That. Yeah,
I bowed out gracefully
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so now you and your partner
have a better chance.
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- Yeah, well, Derek, when Sadia
found out you couldn't dance,
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your partner took my partner,
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so now I have no partner! None
of this would have happened
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if you hadn't auditioned
just to mock me!
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- What? She'll get over it.
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[Slamming door]
Eventually?
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- Breakfast ready?
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What's all the healthy stuff?
Are you still punishing Ed and Dad?
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Marti, what's going on?
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- You're getting the silent
treatment.
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- Starting now.
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- Is this about Casey?
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Look, if you think not talking
to me and witholding your healthy food is punishment,
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you're wrong!
- Ta-da!
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- Nora, please tell me you're
taking that to the green bin.
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- No. It's my first
all-healthy creation.
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Poached egg whites,
granola with flax seed and a side of boiled kale.
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- Please, no!
- Flax and kale?
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Oh boy!
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- Ah... that's where
the kale went.
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Couldn't find any so I'm stuck
with this bowl of cereal.
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Extra sugar. Anybody want some?
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You boys too filled
with flax to speak?
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- We're ALL giving you
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the silent treatment!
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Starting now.
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- Fine! I will apologize
to Casey.
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- Not good enough.
- Ah! You spoke!
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- Dance is a very
big deal to Casey.
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- Everything's
a big deal to Casey.
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- You know how you feel
about hockey?
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Well, dance is Casey's hockey.
- Did you
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just compare hockey to dance?
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- Check this out, Derek.
- Oh, no! Not... not...
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not Casey's photo album.
Look, I'll do anything!
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Derek, look at the photo album.
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- This is not just
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a dance contest to Casey.
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This is an opportunity for her
to realize her dream.
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Oh! Here she is dressed as a cat
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for her first dance recital!
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And here she is as a cow
for the country jamboree.
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Oh, my favourite!
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She's dressed as a tiger...
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just ‘cause she
loved the costume. - ‘Kay, no more photos!
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I'm begging you. Please.
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- Alright, no more pictures.
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Only if you do the right thing.
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- What're you doing?
- Dancing is over for me now,
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so I'm giving all my stuff away.
Want some toe shoes?
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- They're yours.
- Dancing isn't over.
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You have a new partner.
- Who?
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- Me.
- Ah, you? Not funny, Derek.
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- Do I look like I'm laughing?
- Actually no.
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What's going on?
- Well, while you were on your
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self-pity trip, I went on a
brief but intense guilt trip,
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courtesy of the family.
- Like you care what they say.
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- Look,
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I like ruining your day,
your week, your life,
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but your dream?
- Wow, they really got to you.
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- No, ‘cause I know you'd
never go through with it.
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- Wrong again.
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What was I thinking?
You can't dance at all!
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You can't even do
a simple two-step! - I know I can't.
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I don't “do” your kind
of dancing. I just...
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I just do stuff like, you know,
the ‘fishing trip'.
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♪♪
Ooh! Oh, oh, oh! Got something!
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That was the hook.
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Or, you know, I do,
like, the “shopping cart.”
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♪♪
Ooh! What's that?
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Can. Not that.
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- And if all else fails,
I just kinda go... ♪♪
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- You know, Derek,
you can... sorta dance.
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- No! No, no, no, no, no!
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See I... I just do party moves!
You get me on stage on live TV
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and I'll become like...
like a zombie.
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- Yes!
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But a zombie with rhythm.
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- No more yoga.
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I'm just not that bendy.
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Hey, maybe if I had
some refined sugar?
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- No! Be strong.
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- Dad, I don't want
to be strong.
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I want pizza.
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So I ordered us an extra large
pepperoni! But we gotta eat it before Nora and Lizzie get home.
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- Oh, Edwin, how could you?
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You know I like
bacon on my pizza.
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- You've given up... again?
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- Ah! Lizzie, we're men,
alright? We're weak!
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We weren't built to be healthy.
- Yeah!
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- What happened
to leading by example?
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- How ‘bout if I just give
the kids an example of what they shouldn't do,
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rather than what they should?
- Mm hm. - But what about your, um...
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jungle pants, George?
- I'll buy jungle sweatpants
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with an extra-wide elastic.
- You both have to dye your hair!
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- You could shave
my head if you want to! - Look on the bright side,
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you won the bet and
you proved the point.
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- Mm hm.
- [Both]: Yeah.
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- Okay, as final rehearsals
go, that was...
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really not very good.
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- Can we please have team two
to the dance floor?
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- Ah, stepbrother and sister
act? How cute.
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- Cute?
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We are not cute!
We are fierce competitors.
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And you're just trying to psyche
us out ‘cause you're worried you're gonna lose to us
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because... Sadia
rhymes with Badia.
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And that's what your routine
is. Badia! Pfft!
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- If your routine's as bad
as your trash talk,
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we are so winning this contest.
- Oh!
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- Okay, we so have to beat them.
- Totally.
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- If only to make up for that
‘Sadia/Badia' bit. Yikes.
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- Yeah, that was pretty bad.
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- I'm so nervous! I can't look!
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- I know! But it's like
that dead squirrel we saw on the road.
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I didn't want to look,
but I couldn't resist.
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- Snack, girls?
- Wh... wh... what's all this?
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- Junk food!
- No, no
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this is healthy junk food:
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whole grain pizza,
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baked low-fat sweet potato chips
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and frozen yogurt ice cream
sandwiches.
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- Way to go boys.
- Yeah! And, uh, George,
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you can rinse that purple out of
your hair like Edwin did.
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- No, I can't.
- Quiet! It's starting!
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- Crank it up!
- Live from London, Ontario,
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it is Dance Mania!
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♪♪
- I can't look! Are they any good?
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- How would I know?
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[Applause]
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- Next up, we have a
stepbrother-and-sister act:
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Casey McDonald
and Derek Venturi.
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- [All]: Yeah!
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- Come on, Derek!
- Where is Derek?
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♪♪
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[Applause]
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- There's a pair here who
knocked my socks off.
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They were sharp,
polished, aggressive
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and they did not miss a beat.
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So congratulations
on your victory...
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Casey McDonald
and Derek Venturi!
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[Applause]
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- Dude, I can't believe you won.
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I mean I knew your legs
are crazy, but they were out of control!
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- Yeah, thanks, man, I mean...
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I think I'm going to give
Crazy Legs a rest for a while.
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- Really? See, I've been working
on a little dance number I call
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‘Ramblin' Ralph'.
You wanna see it?
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- Uh...
- I do!
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- Yeah, me too!
- Yeah?
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- Yeah, go Ralphie!
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- Ah, does the Ramblin' Ralph
have an ending?
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- Yeah! Derek catch.
- No!
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Whoa!
- I totally stuck that landing.
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- Get off me. Now.
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- You dropped your broccoli.
You dropped it.
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- It's okay!
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- Oh oh!
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- And what about that mini
doughnut and fried...?
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- It's... delicious!
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- ♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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♪ Living life with Derek ♪
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