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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,671 --> 00:00:02,103 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,604 A PROPOSAL WAS MADE... 3 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,036 YOUR NIECE CAME TO MY RESTAURANT, 4 00:00:05,036 --> 00:00:06,477 ASKED ME FOR A HOSTESSING JOB. 5 00:00:06,477 --> 00:00:09,180 I'M SORRY. ANOTHER WAS BROKEN. 6 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:11,142 OH, KATHERINE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO-- MIKE, PLEASE. 7 00:00:11,142 --> 00:00:13,114 A SECRET WAS KEPT... 8 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,015 CARLOS IS GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT THIS THING EVENTUALLY. 9 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:19,450 BY THEN, I WILL HAVE PROVED I CAN DO THE JOB, PREGNANT OR NOT. 10 00:00:19,450 --> 00:00:23,294 SHE'S STILL UNCONSCIOUS. I'D LIKE TO RUN SOME TESTS. ANOTHER REVEALED... 11 00:00:23,294 --> 00:00:25,196 JULIE'S PREGNANT. 12 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:33,804 (Mary Alice) BREE VAN DE KAMP WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR. 13 00:00:33,804 --> 00:00:36,036 AND WHENEVER HER LOVER CALLED... 14 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,368 (cell phone alert chimes) 15 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:43,644 SHE NEEDED AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE WORK EARLY. 16 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,247 I'M OFF TO THE JEWELER'S. 17 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:49,650 GOTTA GET MY PEARLS RESTRUNG. 18 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,652 I'M OFF TO THE SALON. 19 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:54,685 GOTTA KEEP THIS RED HAIR RED. 20 00:00:54,685 --> 00:00:57,388 I HAVE TO VISIT MY AUNT IN THE HOSPITAL. 21 00:00:57,388 --> 00:01:00,591 SHE HAS SHINGLES. 22 00:01:00,591 --> 00:01:03,194 BUT ON THIS PARTICULAR DAY, 23 00:01:03,194 --> 00:01:05,396 BREE WAS SURPRISED TO FIND 24 00:01:05,396 --> 00:01:09,300 HER WORK HAD BEEN DONE FOR HER. 25 00:01:11,102 --> 00:01:13,444 MORNING! KATHERINE, IT'S BARELY 9:00. 26 00:01:13,444 --> 00:01:15,446 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN COOKING? 27 00:01:15,446 --> 00:01:18,379 OH, I DON'T KNOW. SINCE 3:00? 4:00? 28 00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:21,081 YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THIS WHOLE LUNCHEON BY YOURSELF. 29 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,713 WELL, I DON'T MIND. 30 00:01:22,713 --> 00:01:24,715 WHEN I'M HAPPY, I HAVE ALL THIS EXCESS ENERGY. 31 00:01:24,715 --> 00:01:26,357 GOTTA CHANNEL IT SOMEWHERE. 32 00:01:26,357 --> 00:01:28,859 OH, YOU MUST BE PRETTY DARN HAPPY. 33 00:01:28,859 --> 00:01:30,521 ANY PARTICULAR REASON? 34 00:01:30,521 --> 00:01:32,693 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 35 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,365 I'M IN LOVE. 36 00:01:34,365 --> 00:01:35,866 (gasps) THAT'S WONDERFUL! 37 00:01:35,866 --> 00:01:38,369 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE SEEING SOMEONE? 38 00:01:38,369 --> 00:01:40,371 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T MATTER. 39 00:01:40,371 --> 00:01:42,873 THE MAIN THING IS YOU'RE FINALLY OVER MIKE. 40 00:01:42,873 --> 00:01:45,206 I'M NOT OVER MIKE. 41 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,878 (scoffs) YOU'RE NOT? 42 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:51,542 NO, SILLY. WHO'D YOU THINK I WAS IN LOVE WITH? 43 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:54,745 BUT MIKE JUST MARRIED SUSAN. 44 00:01:54,745 --> 00:01:58,289 OH, HONEY. THEIR FIRST MARRIAGE WENT DOWN IN FLAMES. 45 00:01:58,289 --> 00:02:00,521 THIS ONE'S GONNA CRASH EVEN FASTER. 46 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:02,893 (whispers) THEY'RE NOT EVEN SLEEPING TOGETHER. 47 00:02:02,893 --> 00:02:05,256 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 48 00:02:05,256 --> 00:02:06,757 LAST NIGHT, 49 00:02:06,757 --> 00:02:10,201 THE LIGHT IN THEIR UPSTAIRS DEN WAS ON AT 3:00 A.M. 50 00:02:10,201 --> 00:02:11,662 THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 51 00:02:11,662 --> 00:02:14,635 MAYBE SUSAN WANTED TO READ WITHOUT WAKING HIM. 52 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,908 NO. MIKE MADE A MISTAKE AND HE KNOWS IT. 53 00:02:17,908 --> 00:02:20,611 HE'S JUST WAITING FOR JULIE TO FEEL BETTER, 54 00:02:20,611 --> 00:02:24,275 AND THEN HE'LL DUMP SUSAN AND BEG ME TO TAKE HIM BACK. 55 00:02:26,217 --> 00:02:29,450 SO... GRAB AN APRON. WE STILL HAVE DESSERT TO MAKE. 56 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,224 I'M THINKING TARTE TATIN. 57 00:02:33,224 --> 00:02:36,327 IT'S MIKE'S FAVORITE. WE'LL MAKE AN EXTRA ONE FOR HIM. 58 00:02:36,327 --> 00:02:38,359 POOR BREE. 59 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:42,233 SHE WANTED TO HELP HER FRIEND. (cell phone alert chimes) 60 00:02:44,235 --> 00:02:46,237 BUT SHE DIDN'T HAVE TIME 61 00:02:46,237 --> 00:02:49,200 TO DEAL WITH KATHERINE'S IMAGINARY LOVER... 62 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:54,205 (gasps) I HAVE A TEETH CLEANING, SO I WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP YOU. 63 00:02:54,205 --> 00:03:08,589 NOT WHEN SHE HAD A REAL ONE. 64 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,921 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT TO LOOK AT HIM, 65 00:03:10,921 --> 00:03:13,724 BUT THAT NICE MAN WHO DELIVERS YOUR MAIL 66 00:03:13,724 --> 00:03:16,196 HITS HIS WIFE. 67 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,869 YOU'D NEVER GUESS BY HER SMILE, 68 00:03:18,869 --> 00:03:21,702 BUT THAT NICE WOMAN ACROSS THE STREET 69 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:25,336 EMBEZZLES FROM HER BOSS. 70 00:03:25,336 --> 00:03:29,610 AND THAT ATTRACTIVE COUPLE WHO JOGS BY EVERY MORNING? 71 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:34,615 WELL, THEY LIKE THEIR COCAINE. 72 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:35,916 THE SAD TRUTH IS, 73 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,619 WE DON'T KNOW OUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS 74 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:41,622 NEARLY AS WELL AS WE THINK WE DO. 75 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,995 EVEN THE PEOPLE WE LOVE... 76 00:03:44,995 --> 00:03:47,358 KEEP SECRETS. 77 00:03:47,358 --> 00:03:49,530 (grunts) NEED COFFEE. 78 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,702 (chuckles) MMM. 79 00:03:51,702 --> 00:03:54,004 WELL, THIS ISN'T HELPING YOU GET YOUR COFFEE. (laughs) 80 00:03:54,004 --> 00:03:56,607 WHATEVER. IT'S WAKIN' ME UP. 81 00:03:56,607 --> 00:03:58,609 (spoon clanks loudly) (both laugh) 82 00:03:58,609 --> 00:04:00,941 HEY, BUD. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOIN' HOME? 83 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,914 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A MORNING CLASS. 84 00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:06,917 ACTUALLY, I'M THINKING ABOUT QUITTING SCHOOL. 85 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:09,019 WHAT? 86 00:04:09,019 --> 00:04:11,822 YEAH. I THOUGHT I MIGHT GET A JOB. 87 00:04:11,822 --> 00:04:15,426 DANNY, OUR FAMILY'S BEEN IN THIS COUNTRY FIVE GENERATIONS. 88 00:04:15,426 --> 00:04:17,888 IT'S TIME ONE OF US GOT A DIPLOMA. 89 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,962 (sighs) OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 90 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,435 TALK TO ME. 91 00:04:24,435 --> 00:04:29,540 NO ONE TALKS TO ME AT SCHOOL, NO ONE SITS NEAR ME, 92 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:32,272 AND EVERYBODY THINKS I'M THE PERV WHO ATTACKED JULIE. 93 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:39,380 LOOK, THIS IS A TEMPORARY THING. 94 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:41,982 THE POLICE ARE GONNA CATCH THIS GUY, 95 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,615 AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOU ARE INNOCENT. 96 00:04:44,615 --> 00:04:47,017 YEAH, BUT MEANWHILE, I'M THE CAMPUS FREAK. 97 00:04:47,017 --> 00:04:50,020 BABY, DO ME A FAVOR. LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS LATER. 98 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:52,022 IF YOU GO TO SCHOOL TODAY, 99 00:04:52,022 --> 00:04:55,295 WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT WHEN YOU GET HOME, OKAY? 100 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:57,998 OKAY. 101 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,530 (whispers) OKAY. 102 00:05:05,676 --> 00:05:07,678 WHY YOU BEING SO NICE TO HIM? 103 00:05:07,678 --> 00:05:11,081 THERE IS NO WAY WE ARE LETTIN' HIM DROP OUT OF SCHOOL. 104 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:12,943 I KNOW THAT, 105 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:14,945 BUT WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL HERE. 106 00:05:14,945 --> 00:05:16,447 YOU KNOW DANNY-- 107 00:05:16,447 --> 00:05:18,619 WHEN HE GETS UNHAPPY, HE GETS SLOPPY, 108 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:20,921 SAYS ALL SORTS OF THINGS HE SHOULDN'T. 109 00:05:22,793 --> 00:05:24,755 OKAY. 110 00:05:24,755 --> 00:05:26,757 SO NOW ALL WE'VE GOTTA DO 111 00:05:26,757 --> 00:05:29,930 IS FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE A TEENAGER HAPPY. 112 00:05:32,363 --> 00:05:33,634 DAMN IT! 113 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,035 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 114 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,037 OH. (scoffs) NOTHING FITS. 115 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:40,771 MY BREASTS HAVE GOTTEN HUGE. 116 00:05:40,771 --> 00:05:43,814 OH, YEAH. I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. 117 00:05:43,814 --> 00:05:45,816 EVERY TIME I'M PREGNANT-- 118 00:05:45,816 --> 00:05:48,919 SECOND TRIMESTER LIKE CLOCKWORK. BAM! 119 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,922 WHY ARE YOU SMILING? 120 00:05:51,922 --> 00:05:53,924 (chuckles) WHY DO YOU THINK? 121 00:05:53,924 --> 00:05:55,926 "THE SUPREMES" ARE BACK. 122 00:05:55,926 --> 00:06:00,060 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NAMING THEM AFTER MUSICAL GROUPS? 123 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,592 I KNOW. 124 00:06:01,592 --> 00:06:03,764 IT'S JUST THAT "BENNY AND THE JETS" 125 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:05,896 ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE 'EM. 126 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,939 THIS IS SERIOUS. 127 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:10,941 I HAVE TO HIDE THESE THINGS AT WORK 128 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:12,943 SO CARLOS DOESN'T FIND OUT I'M PREGNANT. 129 00:06:12,943 --> 00:06:14,945 WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU GUYS? 130 00:06:14,945 --> 00:06:17,978 I GOT SOME IDEAS. HEY, HEY, I GOT A MEETING. 131 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,980 WAIT, BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT THEY'RE ONLY LIKE THIS FOR TWO WEEKS 132 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,982 UNTIL THEY GET ALL SORE, 133 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:25,155 AND YOU GIVE ME THAT "DON'T TOUCH ME" LOOK. (sighs) OKAY. GOOD-BYE, TOM. 134 00:06:25,155 --> 00:06:28,158 OH, COME ON. NO, LYNETTE, COME ON. CALL IN SICK. 135 00:06:28,158 --> 00:06:30,160 KIDS GET SNOW DAYS. 136 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:34,164 WE COULD CALL IT A BOOB DAY. 137 00:06:34,164 --> 00:06:38,068 OKAY, IT IS WAY TOO EARLY FOR THE "DON'T TOUCH ME" LOOK. 138 00:06:41,872 --> 00:06:43,934 SO I WAITED AROUND ALL MORNING, CARLOS, 139 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:47,478 FOR THAT REPAIRMAN THAT YOU TOLD ME TO CALL, AND HE NEVER SHOWED. 140 00:06:47,478 --> 00:06:50,581 NO, I'M NOT DONE. I'M SHARING MY DAY WITH YOU. 141 00:06:50,581 --> 00:06:53,083 THEN YOUR CHILDREN TOOK MY $300 PERFUME 142 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,946 AND GAVE THEIR DOLLS A BATH. 143 00:06:55,946 --> 00:07:01,021 YES, I SPENT $300 ON PERFUME. BUT YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT! 144 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,454 OH, REALLY? YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I YELL? 145 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:05,456 WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? 146 00:07:07,898 --> 00:07:10,200 I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF YOUR DEMON SPAWN CHILDREN 147 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,202 FOR 12 HOURS. MY SHIFT IS OVER. 148 00:07:12,202 --> 00:07:14,865 (beep, slams down receiver) (sighs) 149 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:20,741 (car door shuts) (sighs) 150 00:07:22,813 --> 00:07:25,646 SO, YOU, UH, HAVING FUN WORKING AT THE RESTAURANT? 151 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:28,218 I'M HAVING FUN WORKING WITH YOU. 152 00:07:28,218 --> 00:07:31,021 OH! LOOK WHO'S HERE. 153 00:07:31,021 --> 00:07:33,624 HI, GABRIELLE. I WAS TALKING TO HER. 154 00:07:33,624 --> 00:07:36,527 SO... I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA PICK YOU UP. 155 00:07:36,527 --> 00:07:38,529 JOHN OFFERED TO GIVE ME A RIDE. 156 00:07:38,529 --> 00:07:40,791 AND I APPRECIATED THE COMPANY. 157 00:07:40,791 --> 00:07:42,963 OKAY, TIME TO GO INSIDE. 158 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,995 SOMEONE'S GOT HOMEWORK. 159 00:07:44,995 --> 00:07:46,196 BYE. NIGHT. 160 00:07:48,499 --> 00:07:50,000 YOU REMEMBER HOMEWORK, JOHN-- 161 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,703 THAT THING THAT KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL HAVE TO DO? 162 00:07:52,703 --> 00:07:56,206 I REMEMBER IT. I THINK YOU USED TO HELP ME WITH MINE. 163 00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:59,880 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HER, JOHN? I TAKE CARE OF MY EMPLOYEES. 164 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,153 REALLY? DO YOU DRIVE THE BUSBOYS HOME, TOO? 165 00:08:03,153 --> 00:08:05,485 I WILL PICK HER UP FROM NOW ON. 166 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,158 (scoffs) COME ON. 167 00:08:09,259 --> 00:08:10,961 HEY THERE. 168 00:08:10,961 --> 00:08:12,963 HOW'S SHE DOING? MUCH BETTER. 169 00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:15,726 THE DOCTOR SAYS THE SWELLING IN HER BRAIN HAS SUBSIDED 170 00:08:15,726 --> 00:08:18,869 AND SHE COULD COME TO AT ANY MOMENT. WELL, THAT'S TERRIFIC. 171 00:08:18,869 --> 00:08:21,872 MM. JULIE, YOU SHOULD SEE THE FLOWERS ANDREW BROUGHT YOU. 172 00:08:21,872 --> 00:08:23,133 THEY'RE GORGEOUS. 173 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:25,135 IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO. 174 00:08:25,135 --> 00:08:28,108 JULIE KNOWS HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER. DON'T YOU, JULES? 175 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:31,011 I LOVE THAT YOU TWO HAVE STAYED FRIENDS ALL THESE YEARS. 176 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,143 YEAH, WELL, WE--WE KIND OF LOST TOUCH 177 00:08:33,143 --> 00:08:35,185 WHEN SHE WAS IN MED SCHOOL, 178 00:08:35,185 --> 00:08:38,018 BUT--BUT EVER SINCE SHE QUIT... I MEAN, WE TALK ALL THE TIME. 179 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,520 SHE QUIT MED SCHOOL? 180 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,624 I-I THOUGHT SHE TOLD YOU. IT WAS SIX MONTHS AGO. 181 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,856 SHE'S BEEN OUT OF SCHOOL FOR SIX MONTHS? 182 00:08:45,856 --> 00:08:49,129 (lowered voice) YOU ARE SO LUCKY YOU'RE IN A COMA RIGHT NOW. 183 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,562 WHAT HAS SHE BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME? 184 00:08:51,562 --> 00:08:53,904 SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO WITH HER LIFE, 185 00:08:53,904 --> 00:08:56,036 SO WHILE SHE WAS DECIDING, SHE GOT HERSELF A JOB... 186 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,038 (lowered voice) WAITING TABLES. 187 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:02,142 DID YOU JUST SAY "WAITING TABLES"? 188 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:04,044 (normal voice) I THOUGHT SHE-- TOLD ME? 189 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,046 YEAH, NO, SHE DIDN'T. (forced laugh) 190 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,078 THIS IS UNREAL. 191 00:09:08,078 --> 00:09:11,952 YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT JULIE THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT. 192 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,955 AND NOW I'M FINDING OUT THAT MY DAUGHTER THE SURGEON 193 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:18,058 IS ACTUALLY MY DAUGHTER THE... (chuckles) WAITRESS. 194 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:21,031 I'M GONNA NEED A MOMENT. 195 00:09:21,031 --> 00:09:23,233 TAKE YOUR TIME. I'LL--I'LL JUST... WAIT! 196 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:25,696 THE GUY. WHAT GUY? 197 00:09:25,696 --> 00:09:27,838 JULIE WAS SEEING SOME GUY. 198 00:09:27,838 --> 00:09:30,641 YOU TWO TALK ALL THE TIME. 199 00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:32,743 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 200 00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:35,005 NOW WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT TIME TO WAKE UP AND HELP ME. 201 00:09:35,005 --> 00:09:38,108 ANDREW, WHO IS HE? 202 00:09:38,108 --> 00:09:40,280 HE MAY BE THE ONE THAT ATTACKED HER. 203 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:44,715 ALL I KNOW IS THERE WAS A GUY, BUT I-I-I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME. OH, PLEASE. 204 00:09:44,715 --> 00:09:47,758 WHY WOULD SHE TELL YOU SHE WAS SEEING SOMEONE AND NOT SAY WHO? 205 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:49,660 BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED. 206 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,002 (front door closes) WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 207 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,003 MINTS. 208 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,935 MINTS? 209 00:10:04,935 --> 00:10:07,678 (crinkles) MINTS THAT ARE... 210 00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,810 "RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE"?! 211 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:13,083 YEAH, WE FOUND A WHOLE BOX OF THEM UNDER ANA'S BED. 212 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,885 ANA! 213 00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:16,747 CAN I HAVE ONE BEFORE DINNER? 214 00:10:16,747 --> 00:10:18,749 NO! NO, YOU CAN'T EAT THESE! 215 00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:21,952 THESE AREN'T MINTS. THEY'RE... BALLOONS. 216 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:23,824 YAY! (crinkling) 217 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,056 GROWNUP BALLOONS. 218 00:10:26,056 --> 00:10:28,899 DO YOU AND DADDY PLAY WITH THEM? 219 00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:32,032 IF WE DID, YOU AND I WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION. 220 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:35,135 NICE KNOCK. 221 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,067 WHAT ARE THESE? 222 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:39,169 WELL, THOSE ARE CONDOMS. 223 00:10:39,169 --> 00:10:41,071 YOU SEE, WHEN A BOY AND A GIRL LIKE EACH OTHER-- 224 00:10:41,071 --> 00:10:44,114 SHUT IT. JUANITA AND CELIA FOUND THESE UNDER YOUR BED. 225 00:10:44,114 --> 00:10:47,117 OKAY, I WANT A LOCK ON MY DOOR. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 226 00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:50,951 THAT IS NOT WHERE THE LOCK IS GONNA GO. THIS IS REALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 227 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:54,424 SORRY. 17 PLUS CONDOMS? TOTALLY MY BUSINESS. 228 00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:57,788 WHAT'S THE STORY? ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH JOHN ROWLAND? 229 00:10:57,788 --> 00:10:59,830 AUNT GABY, HE'S MY BOSS. 230 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:02,162 AH! AND THE OSCAR GOES TO... 231 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,133 NOT YOU. 232 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:06,066 (sighs) OKAY, FINE. 233 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,039 BUT WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING... 234 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:10,140 YET. 235 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:12,372 "YET"? WHY IS THERE A "YET"? I LOVE HIM. 236 00:11:14,845 --> 00:11:18,078 DID YOU HEAR ME? I SAID I LOVE HIM. 237 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:22,713 I HEARD YOU. I WAS SWALLOWING VOMIT. 238 00:11:22,713 --> 00:11:25,115 YOU AND JOHN-- NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 239 00:11:25,115 --> 00:11:27,387 WHAT IS IT ABOUT JOHN THAT GETS YOU SO CRAZY? 240 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,389 HE WAS JUST YOUR GARDENER. 241 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:32,292 I'M NOT CRAZY! AND THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. 242 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,098 I PROMISED THE GIRLS 243 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:42,202 THEY COULD FILL THESE WITH WATER AND DROP THEM OFF THE ROOF. 244 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,404 (man) COME ON, KIDS. LET'S GO! 245 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,838 HEY, PORTER. CAN I TALK TO YOU? 246 00:11:47,838 --> 00:11:49,139 HEY, MRS. BOLEN. 247 00:11:49,139 --> 00:11:52,182 UH, SORRY. I'VE GOTTA GO PICK UP PENNY FROM SCHOOL. 248 00:11:52,182 --> 00:11:53,884 (sighs) 249 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,219 (thud) 250 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,720 WHOA! 251 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,153 THIS'LL JUST TAKE A MINUTE. 252 00:12:03,153 --> 00:12:04,795 OKAY. 253 00:12:04,795 --> 00:12:07,798 SO, UH, THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU HELP ME 254 00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:10,100 THROW DANNY A LITTLE PARTY AT OUR PLACE? 255 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:13,103 A PARTY? YEAH. HE NEEDS TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS. 256 00:12:13,103 --> 00:12:14,765 HE'S A LITTLE SHY, 257 00:12:14,765 --> 00:12:16,767 AND THIS WHOLE THING WITH JULIE HAS NOT HELPED. 258 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:20,010 OKAY, HERE'S THE THING. DANNY AND I DON'T HANG OUT. 259 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:22,012 WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH IN COMMON. 260 00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:23,844 WELL... DANNY LIKES MONEY. 261 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,315 DO YOU LIKE MONEY? 262 00:12:25,315 --> 00:12:27,818 SURE. 263 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:30,220 SEE? YOU DO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON. 264 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,152 ARE YOU BRIBING ME? 265 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,785 NO. THIS IS TO PAY FOR THE PARTY. 266 00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:37,287 AND, OF COURSE, IF THERE'S A LITTLE LEFT OVER... 267 00:12:37,287 --> 00:12:38,458 OH. 268 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,991 AND I ALMOST FORGOT. 269 00:12:40,991 --> 00:12:43,994 YOU CAN'T HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT BEER. 270 00:12:43,994 --> 00:12:45,996 OKAY, IS THIS A TRICK? 271 00:12:45,996 --> 00:12:48,768 IS MY MOTHER HIDING IN THE BUSHES 272 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,541 TO SEE IF I TAKE THE BAIT? I JUST WANT HIM TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 273 00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:54,204 SO MAKE SURE YOU INVITE SOME NICE PEOPLE, 274 00:12:54,204 --> 00:12:56,406 MAYBE A COUPLE OF CUTE GIRLS. 275 00:12:56,406 --> 00:12:59,249 ANYTHING FOR MY GOOD FRIEND DANNY. 276 00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:04,784 ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 277 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,158 IT'S A LOVELY 4-TIER CAKE WITH PINK FONDANT. 278 00:13:08,158 --> 00:13:09,860 HMM. 279 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,122 OKAY. (clears throat) 280 00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:14,324 WELL, AFTER SHOWING YOU 43 CAKE DESIGNS, 281 00:13:14,324 --> 00:13:16,927 I'VE LEARNED THAT "HMM" MEANS "NO." 282 00:13:16,927 --> 00:13:19,229 BUT YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED IN TWO DAYS, 283 00:13:19,229 --> 00:13:21,231 SO UNLESS YOU WANNA SHOVE WEDDING JELL-O 284 00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:23,303 INTO EACH OTHER'S FACES, YOU REALLY NEED TO MAKE A DECISION. 285 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,306 OH, I'M SORRY. WE JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT AND-- 286 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,338 OOH! (gasps) 287 00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:30,280 WHAT'S THIS ONE? 288 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,283 OH, THIS MUST BE A NEW DESIGN BY MY PARTNER KATHERINE. 289 00:13:33,283 --> 00:13:34,885 YOU LIKE IT? 290 00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,246 I LOVE IT. 291 00:13:36,246 --> 00:13:38,348 (whispers) WONDERFUL. 292 00:13:38,348 --> 00:13:40,991 NOW... WHAT FLAVOR DO YOU WANT? 293 00:13:40,991 --> 00:13:42,452 I WOULD SUGGEST 294 00:13:42,452 --> 00:13:44,494 A CLASSIC WHITE CAKE WITH RASPBERRY GENOISE. 295 00:13:44,494 --> 00:13:47,197 HMM. 296 00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:48,828 HMM. 297 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:53,003 (telephone rings, indistinct conversations) 298 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:56,836 HEY, CARLOS, NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT LYNETTE? 299 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,838 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 300 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,912 CHECK HER OUT IN THIS PHOTO FROM THE CHRISTMAS PARTY LAST YEAR. 301 00:14:01,912 --> 00:14:04,014 BEFORE... 302 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:05,976 AFTER. 303 00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:08,278 WHOA. 304 00:14:08,278 --> 00:14:10,150 LYNETTE GOT IMPLANTS. 305 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:14,254 DEFINITELY. AND LOOK AT THOSE PUPPIES. 306 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,256 WAIT A MINUTE. AREN'T YOU GAY? 307 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,389 YOU CAN'T ASK ME THAT. WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT, 308 00:14:19,389 --> 00:14:21,391 I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE 309 00:14:21,391 --> 00:14:23,994 FOR CHECKING OUT MY MARRIED FRIEND. 310 00:14:23,994 --> 00:14:25,235 (laughs nervously) SO GAY! 311 00:14:25,235 --> 00:14:26,636 JUDY-LIZA-BARBRA GAY! 312 00:14:26,636 --> 00:14:29,039 (singsong voice) PROUD MEMBER SINCE '89! 313 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:35,445 SO FOR THE THIRD QUARTER, 314 00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:40,250 NET INCOME INCREASED BY 20% COMPARED TO... 315 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,252 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 316 00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:46,116 SORRY, LYNETTE. I JUST... (sighs) 317 00:14:46,116 --> 00:14:48,118 I KNOW. 318 00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:50,390 YOU KNOW WHAT? 319 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,092 YOUR LITTLE SECRET. 320 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:57,297 OH, GOD, YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TWINS? 321 00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,470 WELL, I MEAN, YEAH. I HAVE EYES. 322 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:03,203 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, THIS WAS NOT PLANNED. 323 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,175 IT WASN'T? 324 00:15:05,175 --> 00:15:07,177 GOD, NO! TOM AND I WENT OUT TO DINNER, 325 00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:09,539 HE GOT ME DRUNK, AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW... 326 00:15:09,539 --> 00:15:11,241 AH. 327 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:13,683 SO TOM'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS. 328 00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:16,486 WELL... WHO ELSE? 329 00:15:16,486 --> 00:15:19,219 GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD WIFE. 330 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,221 I WISH YOU'D TALK TO GABY, 331 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:26,056 GET HER TO JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON. DOESN'T GABY ALREADY HAVE HER HANDS FULL 332 00:15:26,056 --> 00:15:30,130 WITH THE TWO SHE'S GOT? MNH, THEY'RE OKAY. I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE COULD DO BETTER. 333 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,203 WHAT?! YOU KNOW, GABY REALLY LOOKS UP TO YOU. 334 00:15:33,203 --> 00:15:37,207 IF SHE KNEW YOU GOT A BOOB JOB, SHE MIGHT CONSIDER IT. 335 00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:39,169 BOOB JOB? 336 00:15:39,169 --> 00:15:41,071 SORRY. BREAST ENHANCEMENT. 337 00:15:41,071 --> 00:15:43,313 JUST GIVE HER THE NAME OF YOUR DOCTOR. 338 00:15:43,313 --> 00:15:45,415 HE DID GREAT WORK. 339 00:15:45,415 --> 00:15:48,018 OH! OH. 340 00:15:48,018 --> 00:15:50,250 OH, NOW I... (laughs) 341 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,722 O-OKAY. GOT IT. 342 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:54,354 SURE. 343 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,357 BY THE WAY, LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU. 344 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,529 DON'T TRY TO HIDE THINGS FROM ME. 345 00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:02,562 I'M A LITTLE TOO SHARP FOR THAT. OKAY. 346 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,473 SUSAN? 347 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,705 HERE. 348 00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:18,208 HEY, I, UH, JUST GOT CALLED ON A JOB. 349 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,180 IT'S JUST A BUSTED WATER MAIN, 350 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:22,752 SO I SHOULD BE BACK BY-- WHOA. 351 00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,484 (sighs) 352 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,656 WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 353 00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:29,159 I CAME ACROSS JULIE'S JOURNAL. 354 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:30,290 OKAY. 355 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,292 SHE NEVER SAYS HIS NAME. 356 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,294 WHOSE NAME? 357 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,596 THE MARRIED MAN SHE'S BEEN SEEING. 358 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:41,101 SHE DOESN'T USE HIS NAME. SHE JUST USES THE INITIAL--"D." 359 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,573 WHY WOULD SHE USE A CODE IN HER OWN JOURNAL? 360 00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:46,336 OH, BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID HER MOM MIGHT COME ACROSS IT? 361 00:16:46,336 --> 00:16:49,639 OKAY, I KNOW THAT I AM INVADING HER PRIVACY. 362 00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:52,642 (closes journal) I MEAN, SCREW IT. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. 363 00:16:52,642 --> 00:16:57,247 I BET THIS D. IS THE SICK BASTARD WHO... 364 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,690 (whispers) HEY. 365 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:02,222 SHH. 366 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,224 (sighs) 367 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,556 AND YOU KNOW THE WORST PART? 368 00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:09,559 I READ THIS AND... 369 00:17:09,559 --> 00:17:14,264 IT'S LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN BY A STRANGER. 370 00:17:14,264 --> 00:17:17,267 I MEAN, WHO IS THIS GIRL? 371 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:21,141 SHE DROPPED OUT OF MED SCHOOL, 372 00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:23,543 SHE LEAVES HER FULL SCHOLARSHIP TO WAIT TABLES, 373 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,545 AND THEN WHEN SHE CAME BACK, 374 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,618 SHE STARTED AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN. 375 00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:30,820 I DON'T KNOW THAT JULIE. 376 00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,522 (telephone rings) 377 00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:35,725 I MEAN, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HER? (ring, beep) 378 00:17:35,725 --> 00:17:38,188 HELLO? 379 00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:39,529 REALLY? 380 00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:42,562 YOU CAN ASK HER YOURSELF. SHE'S AWAKE. 381 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,535 (sighs) 382 00:17:45,535 --> 00:17:48,238 (elevator bell dings, telephone ringing) 383 00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:50,440 DR. HILL? HOW IS SHE? CAN I SEE HER? 384 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,442 YEAH, JUST SO YOU KNOW, 385 00:17:52,442 --> 00:17:54,444 SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT BEING ATTACKED. 386 00:17:54,444 --> 00:17:56,446 SHE'S VERY TIRED AND NEEDS HER REST, 387 00:17:56,446 --> 00:17:59,209 SO JUST SIT WITH HER, OKAY? NO QUESTIONS. 388 00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:01,151 OF COURSE. 389 00:18:01,151 --> 00:18:04,614 I'LL JUST... (sighs) SIT. 390 00:18:06,716 --> 00:18:08,618 OH, JULIE. 391 00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:11,461 IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AWAKE. 392 00:18:11,461 --> 00:18:13,363 HEY, MOM. 393 00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:15,265 OH, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 394 00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:17,327 OH, WAIT. I FORGOT. 395 00:18:17,327 --> 00:18:19,199 DOCTOR SAID NO QUESTIONS. 396 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:24,734 SO.. I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND... LOOK AT YOU. 397 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:26,436 THANKS. 398 00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:28,107 I'M REALLY TIRED. 399 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,240 OH. WELL, YOU JUST SLEEP, BABY. 400 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,349 JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT. 401 00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:40,490 WHAT? 402 00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:43,493 WELL, LYNETTE SAID YOU WERE SCARED YOU MIGHT BE. 403 00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,355 BUT YOU'RE NOT, SO... 404 00:18:45,355 --> 00:18:46,496 (sighs) YAY! 405 00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:48,598 SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU THAT. 406 00:18:48,598 --> 00:18:50,760 OH. NOW I'VE UPSET YOU. I'M SORRY. 407 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:55,265 UH, JUST IGNORE ME AND YOU SLEEP. 408 00:18:55,265 --> 00:18:57,767 (exhales deeply) OKAY. 409 00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:06,546 (whispers) IF YOU WANT, 410 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,249 I COULD TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND THAT YOU'RE BETTER. 411 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,381 MY BOYFRIEND? 412 00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:14,384 (normal voice) WELL, I KNEW YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE PREGNANT, 413 00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:17,387 AND I DON'T SEE YOU GOING THE TURKEY BASTER ROUTE, 414 00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:20,460 SO I JUST ASSUMED THAT YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND. 415 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,932 I COULD CALL HIM FOR YOU. UGH, MOM. 416 00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:25,235 UNLESS YOU THINK HE STRANGLED YOU 417 00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:28,498 BECAUSE HE'S MARRIED. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS NOW. 418 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,242 THEN WE WON'T. 419 00:19:32,242 --> 00:19:35,345 I'M NOT EVEN HERE. YOU JUST REST. 420 00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:37,347 (scoffs) HOW CAN I REST 421 00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:39,879 WHEN YOU COME IN HERE WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS? 422 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,312 HAVE I ASKED YOU ONE SINGLE QUESTION? 423 00:19:42,312 --> 00:19:45,315 I MEAN, BESIDES THAT ONE? I THINK YOU SHOULD GO. 424 00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:47,317 JULIE, PLEASE. I AM YOUR MOM. 425 00:19:47,317 --> 00:19:50,420 THERE IS NOT A THING THAT YOU CAN'T TELL ME. 426 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:54,564 I KNOW, AND I'M TELLING YOU TO GO. 427 00:19:54,564 --> 00:19:55,895 OKAY. 428 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:05,605 (sighs deeply) 429 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:09,739 I MISS YOU, TOO. 430 00:20:09,739 --> 00:20:12,912 A PEACH NIGHTGOWN. WHY? 431 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,885 KARL, WE ARE NOT DOING THIS ON THE PHONE AGAIN! 432 00:20:15,885 --> 00:20:18,388 IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP, TAKE A PILL. 433 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:19,619 (beep) 434 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:22,252 (sighs) MM. 435 00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:25,795 (sighs) 436 00:20:38,268 --> 00:20:40,710 (door closes) 437 00:20:42,612 --> 00:20:46,416 KATHERINE, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. WE, UH, REALLY NEED TO TALK. 438 00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,918 IF IT'S ABOUT ORDERING THE TENTS FOR THE HENDERSON REUNION, 439 00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:50,420 ALREADY DONE. 440 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,453 I SAW YOU AT MIKE AND SUSAN'S LAST NIGHT. 441 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:57,427 YOU WERE SPYING ON ME? 442 00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:59,559 I AM NOT THE SPY IN THIS STORY. 443 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,392 OKAY, YOU SAW ME. 444 00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:04,994 WANT TO KNOW WHAT I SAW? 445 00:21:04,994 --> 00:21:08,968 SUSAN WENT TO BED EARLY, AND MIKE WATCHED A BALL GAME. 446 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,970 DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A MARRIAGE TO YOU? 447 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,872 THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE A MARRIAGE. 448 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,804 ALL I KNOW IS, 449 00:21:14,804 --> 00:21:18,047 IT WAS REALLY NICE TO WATCH A BALL GAME WITH MIKE AGAIN. 450 00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:20,279 THROUGH A WINDOW! 451 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,313 KATHERINE, YOU ARE LOSING YOUR GRIP HERE. 452 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:26,316 MIKE LOVES SUSAN. HE IS NOT COMING BACK TO YOU. 453 00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:28,318 AND IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT, 454 00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:30,690 THEN YOU REALLY NEED TO GET SOME HELP. 455 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,393 (melon thuds) YOU JUST CANNOT STAND TO SEE ME HAPPY, CAN YOU? 456 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,826 OKAY, I REALIZE YOU'RE UPSET-- BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT ONCE I GET MIKE BACK, 457 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:39,829 I AM GONNA HAVE MORE IN MY LIFE THAN JUST WORK. 458 00:21:39,829 --> 00:21:42,802 AND I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU. 459 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,805 EXCUSE ME? YOU'RE NEVER HERE ANYMORE, BREE. 460 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,977 YOU'RE ALWAYS SO BUSY THESE DAYS. 461 00:21:47,977 --> 00:21:49,979 BUT YOU'RE NEVER TOO BUSY 462 00:21:49,979 --> 00:21:52,982 TO TAKE BOWS FOR THE FOOD THAT I COOKED, 463 00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:56,486 AND I AM TIRED OF CARRYING YOU! OKAY, WELL, THAT'S GONNA STOP RIGHT NOW 464 00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:58,788 BECAUSE I AM PUTTING YOU ON SICK LEAVE FOR THREE WEEKS, 465 00:21:58,788 --> 00:22:01,421 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. I'M NOT SICK. 466 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:04,354 (whispers) YES, YOU ARE. 467 00:22:04,354 --> 00:22:05,825 (normal voice) NOW GO. 468 00:22:07,457 --> 00:22:10,430 (sets down apple) 469 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,364 (telephone ringing) 470 00:22:14,364 --> 00:22:17,437 (exhales deeply) YOU'VE GOT SOME ADMIRERS OUT THERE. 471 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,438 OH? 472 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,440 YEAH, AS YOU WALKED BY, 473 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,443 I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY, "CHECK OUT THE RACK ON THAT ONE." 474 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,416 AW. CAN I DO THE HONORS AND CALL SECURITY? 475 00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:28,518 NO, AND HERE'S WHY. 476 00:22:28,518 --> 00:22:30,520 THEY'RE THE BERTOLLINI BROTHERS. 477 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,522 THEY'VE GOT A $200 MILLION PENSION FUND 478 00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:34,824 THEY'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY TO RUN. 479 00:22:34,824 --> 00:22:37,627 WHY ARE YOU TELLING THIS TO "THE RACK"? 480 00:22:37,627 --> 00:22:40,460 JUST LISTEN. WE TAKE THEM TO DINNER, 481 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:43,062 THEY ADMIRE THE GIRLS UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL, 482 00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,465 THEN WE CLOSE THE DEAL. 483 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,598 AND THEN THEY LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE DRESSER, RIGHT? 484 00:22:48,598 --> 00:22:50,099 (chuckles) 485 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:52,702 WHAT, YOU'RE MAD? YEAH., OF COURSE I'M MAD. 486 00:22:52,702 --> 00:22:54,704 YOU CAN'T USE MY BREASTS AS BAIT. 487 00:22:54,704 --> 00:22:57,447 WHERE DO YOU GET THIS ATTITUDE? 488 00:22:57,447 --> 00:22:59,449 COME ON. YOU DON'T BUY CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS 489 00:22:59,449 --> 00:23:02,482 UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA HANG 'EM ON A TREE. 490 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,953 OKAY, BAD METAPHOR. 491 00:23:03,953 --> 00:23:06,456 MY POINT IS, WHY WOULD YOU GET THOSE THINGS 492 00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:08,958 IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE LOOKING AT THEM? 493 00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:11,791 I GUESS... 494 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,423 I... 495 00:23:13,423 --> 00:23:16,626 I WOULDN'T HAVE. 496 00:23:16,626 --> 00:23:19,028 OKAY. 497 00:23:19,028 --> 00:23:21,130 (sighs) 498 00:23:21,130 --> 00:23:24,133 WHEN DO WE DO THIS? TONIGHT. 499 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,135 AND IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 500 00:23:26,135 --> 00:23:28,738 BUY YOURSELF A NEW DRESS... 501 00:23:28,738 --> 00:23:30,440 ON THE COMPANY. (card hits desk) 502 00:23:33,142 --> 00:23:37,817 A MAN JUST GAVE ME A CREDIT CARD BECAUSE OF MY BOOBS. 503 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:41,551 THAT MAKES ME FEEL LESS LIKE A HOOKER. 504 00:23:41,551 --> 00:23:44,193 (dishes clattering in distance) 505 00:23:44,193 --> 00:23:45,555 JOHN. 506 00:23:45,555 --> 00:23:48,628 HEY, GABY. WHAT'S UP? 507 00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:51,200 IF MY NIECE HAS HER WAY, HER SKIRT. 508 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,964 EXCUSE ME? YOU PULLED OUT THE OLD JOHN ROWLAND CHARM, 509 00:23:54,964 --> 00:23:57,136 AND NOW ANA HAS FALLEN FOR YOU. 510 00:23:57,136 --> 00:24:00,810 SO SHE HAS A LITTLE CRUSH. I THINK IT'S SWEET. 511 00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:02,472 NO, NO, NO. 512 00:24:02,472 --> 00:24:04,974 "SWEET" WOULD BE DOODLING YOUR NAME IN HER NOTEBOOK. 513 00:24:04,974 --> 00:24:08,177 ANA BOUGHT CONDOMS IN WHAT LOOKED LIKE A VALU-PACK. 514 00:24:08,177 --> 00:24:11,220 WOW. I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS THAT SERIOUS. 515 00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:14,183 I MEAN, I WAS ONLY FLIRTING WITH HER... A LITTLE. 516 00:24:14,183 --> 00:24:16,756 WELL, SHE'S 17, 517 00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:19,188 SO YOU'RE ALSO FLIRTING WITH AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT. 518 00:24:19,188 --> 00:24:21,831 YOU'RE PRETTY WORKED UP ABOUT THIS. 519 00:24:21,831 --> 00:24:24,794 YOU SHOULD BE, TOO. IF YOU LAY ONE FINGER ON ANA, 520 00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:27,136 CARLOS WILL KNOCK EVERY TOOTH OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, 521 00:24:27,136 --> 00:24:29,198 WHICH WILL MAKE YOU PRETTY DARN POPULAR IN PRISON. 522 00:24:29,198 --> 00:24:31,200 LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY INTO ANA. 523 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:35,575 OKAY, I WAS FLIRTING WITH HER TO SEE IF YOU STILL CARED. 524 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,607 AND OBVIOUSLY, YOU DO. 525 00:24:37,607 --> 00:24:39,178 NO, I DON'T. 526 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:40,750 REALLY? 527 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,752 UH, IF YOU WEREN'T JEALOUS, 528 00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:45,254 THEN WHY'D YOU FORBID ME TO DRIVE ANA HOME? 529 00:24:45,254 --> 00:24:47,486 BECAUSE I REMEMBER WHAT YOU COULD ACCOMPLISH 530 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,488 IN A PARKED CAR. 531 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,991 LOOK, I THINK ABOUT THOSE DAYS A LOT, GABY. 532 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,564 I MEAN, I WAS JUST A KID. 533 00:24:54,564 --> 00:24:56,626 YOU KNOW, I HAD TO MOW LAWNS FOR A LIVING, 534 00:24:56,626 --> 00:24:59,128 AND I COULDN'T OFFER YOU ANYTHING BUT--BUT SEX. 535 00:24:59,128 --> 00:25:02,832 BUT NOW I CAN OFFER YOU SO MUCH MORE. W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 536 00:25:02,832 --> 00:25:04,834 I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY NOW, GABY. 537 00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:06,836 YOU KNOW, AND--AND YOU'RE STUCK IN A HOUSE 538 00:25:06,836 --> 00:25:08,838 WITH TWO KIDS AND A HUSBAND WHO'S NEVER HOME. 539 00:25:08,838 --> 00:25:10,840 AND WHEN I SAW YOU AGAIN, 540 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,042 WITH MACARONI AND CHEESE ON YOUR T-SHIRT, 541 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:15,615 I SAID TO MYSELF, "WHAT A SHAME. 542 00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,617 "YOU KNOW, THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN 543 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,119 SHOULD BE SIPPING CHAMPAGNE ON A YACHT." 544 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,122 SO... WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA RESCUE ME? 545 00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:26,295 TELL ME YOU'RE NOT UNHAPPY. I'M NOT. 546 00:25:26,295 --> 00:25:29,829 WHY DON'T I BELIEVE YOU? 547 00:25:34,704 --> 00:25:36,165 (gasps) 548 00:25:38,067 --> 00:25:41,140 ANA, WAIT! 549 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,553 (brakes squeal, engine turns off) 550 00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:02,191 CARLOS? 551 00:26:02,191 --> 00:26:03,963 HE ISN'T HOME YET. 552 00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,264 (keys clatter) 553 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,296 ANA, WE HAVE TO TALK. 554 00:26:07,296 --> 00:26:10,700 YOU KNEW THAT I LIKED HIM. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? 555 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:14,073 OKAY, WHAT YOU SAW WASN'T WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS. 556 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:15,745 OH, DID YOU SLIP, 557 00:26:15,745 --> 00:26:18,247 AND YOUR TONGUE ACCIDENTALLY FELL INTO JOHN'S MOUTH? 558 00:26:18,247 --> 00:26:20,249 I DIDN'T KISS JOHN! JOHN KISSED ME! 559 00:26:20,249 --> 00:26:22,612 AND NO TONGUES WERE INVOLVED! 560 00:26:22,612 --> 00:26:25,114 YEAH, WELL, YOU HAVE YOUR VERSION. I HAVE MINE. 561 00:26:25,114 --> 00:26:27,617 WE'LL SEE WHICH ONE UNCLE CARLOS BELIEVES. 562 00:26:27,617 --> 00:26:30,990 OKAY, ANA, I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 563 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,992 (sighs) 564 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,924 TEN YEARS AGO, 565 00:26:34,924 --> 00:26:37,967 JOHN ROWLAND AND I... 566 00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,629 HAD AN AFFAIR. 567 00:26:39,629 --> 00:26:42,601 YOUR UNCLE CARLOS KNOWS ABOUT IT. 568 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,334 A LOT OF PEOPLE GOT HURT. 569 00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:47,336 BUT WE SURVIVED IT. 570 00:26:48,838 --> 00:26:51,941 I HAVE NO MORE FEELINGS FOR JOHN. 571 00:26:51,941 --> 00:26:55,084 BUT TODAY I FOUND OUT HE STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR ME. 572 00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,191 I SAW YOU STARING AT THIS THE OTHER DAY. 573 00:27:02,191 --> 00:27:05,154 I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT THEN. 574 00:27:05,154 --> 00:27:07,897 NOW I DO. 575 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:14,233 ANA... 576 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:20,840 I WAS STARING AT A MEMORY. YES. 577 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,342 AND SOMETIMES WHEN I'M HAVING A ROUGH DAY, 578 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:25,845 I THINK ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN. 579 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:30,319 BUT TRUST ME, I WOULD NEVER GO BACK. 580 00:27:35,685 --> 00:27:39,428 (car door shuts) LOOK, ANA, I LOVE YOUR UNCLE CARLOS, 581 00:27:39,428 --> 00:27:41,731 AND WE HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. 582 00:27:41,731 --> 00:27:44,734 PLEASE, DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT'S GONNA HURT HIM. 583 00:27:44,734 --> 00:27:47,296 (door unlocks) 584 00:27:49,438 --> 00:27:51,170 HEY, GUYS. 585 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,342 (Carlos) FINALLY GOT HOME EARLY. 586 00:27:53,342 --> 00:27:56,075 HI. OHH. 587 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:59,148 MMM. (chuckles) SO WHAT'S NEW? 588 00:27:59,148 --> 00:28:02,752 I WAS JUST TELLING AUNT GABY... 589 00:28:05,254 --> 00:28:08,017 THAT I WANNA QUIT MY JOB. 590 00:28:14,023 --> 00:28:17,296 ANYWAY, I HAVE HOMEWORK. 591 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,270 (door opens) MOM? 592 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:23,973 I FOUND THIS ON MY BED. 593 00:28:23,973 --> 00:28:27,737 YOU LIKE IT? YEAH. WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 594 00:28:27,737 --> 00:28:30,139 THE PARTY. I WANT YOU TO LOOK GOOD. 595 00:28:30,139 --> 00:28:33,282 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 596 00:28:33,282 --> 00:28:36,986 WHY NOT? I WANTED TO BUY SOMETHING NICE FOR MY SON. 597 00:28:36,986 --> 00:28:39,148 BESIDES, IT MADE ME FEEL LESS GUILTY 598 00:28:39,148 --> 00:28:41,150 ABOUT BUYING THIS FOR ME. 599 00:28:41,150 --> 00:28:42,451 (chuckles) CUTE, HUH? 600 00:28:42,451 --> 00:28:43,823 YEAH. 601 00:28:43,823 --> 00:28:47,096 WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT ON ME. 602 00:28:47,096 --> 00:28:49,799 (zip) 603 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:59,368 ARE YOU EVER GONNA GET THAT THING TAKEN CARE OF? 604 00:28:59,368 --> 00:29:01,410 WHAT, THE SCAR? 605 00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:05,144 MNH. I DON'T EVEN SEE IT ANYMORE. 606 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:08,147 THEY CAN GET RID OF THOSE THINGS THESE DAYS, MOM. 607 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:11,180 YEAH, BUT THAT COSTS MONEY. SO? 608 00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:13,522 WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT MONEY. YOU KNOW THAT. 609 00:29:13,522 --> 00:29:15,524 I DON'T SEE DAD BEING CAREFUL. 610 00:29:15,524 --> 00:29:18,257 HE BOUGHT A NEW SET OF GOLF CLUBS. 611 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:21,160 DANNY, LISTEN TO ME. 612 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,893 AFTER THE EXPLOSION, I WAS IN BAD SHAPE. 613 00:29:23,893 --> 00:29:27,066 YOU FATHER TOOK REAL GOOD CARE OF ME. 614 00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:28,938 HE HUNG IN THERE. 615 00:29:28,938 --> 00:29:32,041 HE'S A GOOD MAN. DON'T YOU FORGET THAT. 616 00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:40,479 ONE DAY, I'M GONNA MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, 617 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:43,913 AND WE'RE GONNA GET THAT SCAR FIXED. 618 00:29:43,913 --> 00:29:46,555 OH, HONEY. 619 00:29:46,555 --> 00:29:48,417 AND DON'T WORRY. 620 00:29:48,417 --> 00:29:51,260 WHATEVER HAPPENS, I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU. 621 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,035 HI. 622 00:30:06,035 --> 00:30:08,037 WHOA. CHECK OUT THE DRESS. IT'S FANTASTIC. 623 00:30:08,037 --> 00:30:10,409 (chuckles) WHAT'D IT COST? 624 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:11,911 MY DIGNITY. 625 00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:13,382 WORTH EVERY PENNY. 626 00:30:13,382 --> 00:30:15,484 AREN'T YOU GOING TO CHECK YOUR JACKET? 627 00:30:15,484 --> 00:30:18,117 WELL, IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY IN HERE. 628 00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:20,489 LYNETTE, IT'S NOT CHILLY. 629 00:30:20,489 --> 00:30:23,923 AND EVEN IF IT WAS, THAT'S MORE OF A REASON TO LOSE THE JACKET. 630 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,524 HMM? 631 00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:27,957 COME ON. IT'S JUST FOR ONE NIGHT. 632 00:30:27,957 --> 00:30:29,999 FINE. 633 00:30:32,201 --> 00:30:35,434 I WILL CHECK THIS FOR YOU. GO MEET THE GUYS. 634 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,174 (chuckles) 635 00:30:45,174 --> 00:30:48,177 (rock music playing) 636 00:30:48,177 --> 00:30:51,380 (speaking inaudibly) 637 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:58,427 AND THERE HE IS NOW. 638 00:30:58,427 --> 00:31:00,930 HEY, I WAS JUST TELLING THESE GUYS ABOUT-- 639 00:31:00,930 --> 00:31:03,032 HEY, COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC, DAD? 640 00:31:03,032 --> 00:31:05,965 YEAH. SURE. EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND, LADIES, HUH? 641 00:31:08,497 --> 00:31:10,199 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 642 00:31:10,199 --> 00:31:12,571 WHAT, I CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE? 643 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:14,573 A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE HERE, 644 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:17,146 BUT YOU PICK A COUPLE 20-YEAR-OLD GIRLS? 645 00:31:17,146 --> 00:31:20,279 DANNY, COME ON. I'M SAYING HELLO TO A COUPLE OF YOUR FRIENDS. 646 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,481 YEAH, WELL, DON'T. 647 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:25,484 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GETTIN' THIS VIBE FROM YOU FOR A WHILE NOW, 648 00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:29,088 AND I DON'T THINK I DESERVE IT. OH, I THINK YOU DO. 649 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,460 YOU DO? WHY IS THAT? 650 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:35,464 BECAUSE I KNOW. 651 00:31:35,464 --> 00:31:38,327 YOU KNOW WHAT, SON? 652 00:31:43,432 --> 00:31:46,135 (Angie) JEEZ, NICK! WHAT THE HELL?! 653 00:31:46,135 --> 00:31:49,038 WHAT DO YOU GOTTA CRASH EVERY PARTY IN THE WORLD? 654 00:31:49,038 --> 00:31:51,310 I BET YOU WANT HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 655 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:54,013 I'M ON IT. HAVE FUN, BABY. COME ON. 656 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:04,453 HI, SWEETHEART. 657 00:32:04,453 --> 00:32:05,494 (door closes) HEY! 658 00:32:05,494 --> 00:32:07,496 HOOKER'S HOME. (keys jangle) 659 00:32:07,496 --> 00:32:10,359 HOW DID IT GO? 660 00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:12,631 IT WAS BIZARRE. 661 00:32:12,631 --> 00:32:16,605 FROM THE MOMENT I WALKED IN WITH THE GIRLS HERE, 662 00:32:16,605 --> 00:32:20,439 I GOT SMILES, WINKS. MEN PULLED OUT MY CHAIR. 663 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:24,013 THE BUSBOY FILLED MY WATER GLASS EVERY TWO MINUTES. 664 00:32:24,013 --> 00:32:26,015 AND THE BERTOLLINI BROTHERS, 665 00:32:26,015 --> 00:32:29,018 WHO SEEM TO THINK OUR PROPOSAL WAS WRITTEN ON MY CLEAVAGE, 666 00:32:29,018 --> 00:32:31,020 WERE PUTTY IN MY HANDS. 667 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:33,422 THEY SIGNED THE DEAL ON THE SPOT! THAT'S GREAT! 668 00:32:33,422 --> 00:32:35,354 CONGRATULATIONS. YEAH. 669 00:32:38,027 --> 00:32:41,230 SO WHY ARE MEN SO OBSESSED WITH THESE THINGS? 670 00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:43,692 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, HONEY. 671 00:32:43,692 --> 00:32:47,436 I MEAN, SOME GUYS, UH, ARE JUST BREAST MEN. 672 00:32:47,436 --> 00:32:48,967 "SOME GUYS," HUH? 673 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:52,741 ME? I APPRECIATE ALL ASPECTS OF THE FEMALE-- 674 00:32:52,741 --> 00:32:54,743 I'M UP HERE, TOM. (clicks tongue) COME ON. 675 00:32:54,743 --> 00:32:57,576 COME ON, I'VE SEEN PICTURES OF YOUR OLD GIRLFRIENDS. 676 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,578 JUST ADMIT IT. 677 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:02,451 OKAY. MY NAME IT TOM SCAVO, AND I LIKE BIG BREASTS. 678 00:33:02,451 --> 00:33:04,653 BUT YOU MARRIED ME. 679 00:33:04,653 --> 00:33:08,517 MAN, I STEPPED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE, DIDN'T I? 680 00:33:08,517 --> 00:33:12,161 SO LET ME ASK YOU. YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU COMPROMISED? 681 00:33:12,161 --> 00:33:15,024 YEAH. (scoffs) 682 00:33:15,024 --> 00:33:18,627 OKAY, I'M GIVING YOU ONE CHANCE TO START OVER. 683 00:33:18,627 --> 00:33:20,629 NO, NO, NO, NO. I... 684 00:33:20,629 --> 00:33:23,402 I NEED YOU TO NOT BE PERFECT. 685 00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:25,274 WHY? 686 00:33:25,274 --> 00:33:28,577 BECAUSE I'M NOT PERFECT. 687 00:33:28,577 --> 00:33:33,382 I'M NOT... RICH. 688 00:33:33,382 --> 00:33:35,284 I'M NOT BRILLIANT. 689 00:33:35,284 --> 00:33:38,016 I'M NOT MOVIE STAR HANDSOME. 690 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:41,490 IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE THIS ONE FLAW, 691 00:33:41,490 --> 00:33:44,493 I WOULD SPEND EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY WONDERING, 692 00:33:44,493 --> 00:33:46,795 WHAT THE HECK IS SHE DOING WITH ME? 693 00:33:50,299 --> 00:33:52,531 YOU MAY NOT BE BRILLIANT, 694 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,234 BUT YOU CAN TIPTOE THROUGH A MINEFIELD 695 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:58,167 BETTER THAN ANYONE I KNOW. 696 00:33:58,167 --> 00:34:01,070 WELL DONE. 697 00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:02,471 MWAH. 698 00:34:02,471 --> 00:34:03,542 MMM. 699 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,514 (sighs) HI. 700 00:34:05,514 --> 00:34:07,246 HI. 701 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:10,249 I TRIED TO WAIT UP, BUT TODAY WAS JUST TOO MUCH. 702 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,181 WHAT HAPPENED? 703 00:34:12,181 --> 00:34:14,183 WELL, THE REPAIRMAN FINALLY SHOWED UP, 704 00:34:14,183 --> 00:34:17,126 BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT PART SO HE LEFT AGAIN. 705 00:34:17,126 --> 00:34:19,128 THEN CELIA HID MY CAR KEYS 706 00:34:19,128 --> 00:34:22,131 SO I COULDN'T TAKE HER TO THE DENTIST. 707 00:34:22,131 --> 00:34:24,133 THEN SHE FORGOT WHERE SHE PUT THEM. 708 00:34:24,133 --> 00:34:26,135 (sighs) I TOLD THEM BOTH 709 00:34:26,135 --> 00:34:28,137 THEY'D BE SORRY WHEN THEIR FATHER GOT HOME, 710 00:34:28,137 --> 00:34:30,139 EXCEPT YOU DIDN'T... UNTIL NOW. 711 00:34:30,139 --> 00:34:33,272 I'M SORRY, GABY. 712 00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:34,743 IT'S OKAY. 713 00:34:34,743 --> 00:34:38,477 IT'S KIND OF FUNNY WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 714 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:40,409 WHAT? 715 00:34:40,409 --> 00:34:42,281 (sighs) 716 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:45,454 MY LIFE. 717 00:34:45,454 --> 00:34:47,716 IT JUST SEEMS SO SMALL SOMETIMES. 718 00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:52,561 (Gabrielle) I SPEND MY DAYS 719 00:34:52,561 --> 00:34:57,126 THINKING ABOUT DETERGENT AND GROCERIES... 720 00:34:57,126 --> 00:35:01,230 OR HOW I'M GONNA GET THE SPOT OUT OF THE UPHOLSTERY. 721 00:35:01,230 --> 00:35:03,232 IT'S NOT AT ALL 722 00:35:03,232 --> 00:35:06,135 THE LIFE I THOUGHT I'D CHOOSE FOR MYSELF. 723 00:35:06,135 --> 00:35:08,377 BUT SOME DAYS, 724 00:35:08,377 --> 00:35:12,211 I LOOK UP, 725 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:15,144 AND I REALIZE I'M HAPPY. 726 00:35:18,347 --> 00:35:20,889 I'M HONEST TO GOD HAPPY WITH MY LIFE. 727 00:35:23,652 --> 00:35:26,755 ANYWAY, I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT. 728 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:49,348 CAN I HELP YOU WITH THAT? 729 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:50,519 KATHERINE. 730 00:35:50,519 --> 00:35:52,521 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON SICK LEAVE. 731 00:35:52,521 --> 00:35:54,423 I'M BETTER. REALLY. 732 00:35:54,423 --> 00:35:56,425 NOW WHAT CAN I DO? 733 00:35:56,425 --> 00:35:58,827 (clears throat) I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT. 734 00:35:58,827 --> 00:36:00,889 (sighs) 735 00:36:00,889 --> 00:36:02,561 (sighs) NEITHER DO I. 736 00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,563 I'VE LOST SO MUCH THESE PAST FEW WEEKS. 737 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:07,266 MY JOB AND YOUR FRIENDSHIP-- IT'S... 738 00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:09,838 IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT, AND I CAN'T LOSE THOSE. 739 00:36:09,838 --> 00:36:11,500 OH, HONEY. 740 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:18,507 SO... ARE WE FRIENDS AGAIN? 741 00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:19,848 OF COURSE. 742 00:36:19,848 --> 00:36:22,411 I'VE JUST BEEN WORRIED ABOUT YOU, THAT'S ALL. 743 00:36:22,411 --> 00:36:26,285 BUT IF YOU SAY YOU'RE BETTER, THEN.... (sighs) I BELIEVE YOU. 744 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:30,219 GOOD, BECAUSE I REALLY, REALLY AM. 745 00:36:30,219 --> 00:36:32,321 (chuckles) 746 00:36:32,321 --> 00:36:35,224 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 747 00:36:35,224 --> 00:36:36,725 OH, THAT'S THE CAKE. 748 00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:38,897 NO, THAT'S MY CAKE. 749 00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:42,271 YES. THE BRIDE SAW YOUR DESIGN AND JUST LOVED IT. 750 00:36:42,271 --> 00:36:44,503 NO, IT'S MY CAKE-- 751 00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:46,435 THE ONE I DESIGNED FOR MY WEDDING-- 752 00:36:46,435 --> 00:36:47,936 MINE AND MIKE'S. 753 00:36:47,936 --> 00:36:49,538 OH. 754 00:36:49,538 --> 00:36:52,541 WELL, AREN'T YOU GLAD WE FOUND A GOOD USE FOR IT? 755 00:36:52,541 --> 00:36:56,545 I WATCHED ANOTHER BRIDE MARRY MY FIANCé. 756 00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:59,688 I AM NOT GOING TO WATCH ANOTHER BRIDE EAT MY CAKE. 757 00:36:59,688 --> 00:37:03,492 WELL, NO ONE SAYS YOU HAVE TO WATCH, DEAR. 758 00:37:03,492 --> 00:37:05,494 (gasps) KATHERINE, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, 759 00:37:05,494 --> 00:37:07,626 BUT DON'T YOU DARE TAKE IT OUT ON THAT CAKE! 760 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:11,530 IT'S MINE. AND IF I CAN'T HAVE IT, NOBODY WILL. 761 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,802 KATHERINE, DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT CAKE! AAH! 762 00:37:13,802 --> 00:37:15,704 LET GO! 763 00:37:15,704 --> 00:37:17,466 AAH! HELP! 764 00:37:17,466 --> 00:37:19,438 SOMEBODY HELP! 765 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,639 OH! 766 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:23,872 STOP THAT WOMAN! 767 00:37:23,872 --> 00:37:26,445 IT'S MINE! 768 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:29,518 ,,,TO BE MY LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE AND ONE TRUE LOVE. 769 00:37:29,518 --> 00:37:33,382 I PROMISE TO CHERISH, HONOR AND PROTECT YOU, 770 00:37:33,382 --> 00:37:36,555 AND TO LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY THAN I DID THE DAY BEFORE. 771 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:39,328 YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE. 772 00:37:39,328 --> 00:37:41,330 (Bree) KATHERINE, NO! (crash) 773 00:37:41,330 --> 00:37:43,632 HI. 774 00:37:43,632 --> 00:37:44,963 HEY. 775 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:48,967 GOOD TO SEE YOU OUT OF BED. 776 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:50,999 I'M SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY. 777 00:37:50,999 --> 00:37:55,874 SO... HAVE YOU REMEMBERED ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THE ATTACK? 778 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,706 NOTHING. 779 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:02,481 UH, JULIE, 780 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:05,484 YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THE GUY WHO DID THIS 781 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:08,487 OFF THE STREETS, BUT THE POLICE DON'T HAVE MUCH TO GO ON. 782 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:12,821 SO... IF THEY COULD TALK TO THIS... 783 00:38:12,821 --> 00:38:15,063 MAN THAT YOU WERE SEEING-- MOM. 784 00:38:15,063 --> 00:38:18,697 MAYBE THEY COULD CROSS HIM OFF THE LIST. 785 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:21,029 HE DIDN'T DO IT. 786 00:38:21,029 --> 00:38:23,772 AND I'M NOT SEEING HIM ANYMORE, OKAY? 787 00:38:23,772 --> 00:38:25,634 I BROKE IT OFF. 788 00:38:25,634 --> 00:38:27,906 YOU BROKE IT OFF? 789 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:29,778 WELL, THAT'S A MOTIVE RIGHT THERE. 790 00:38:29,778 --> 00:38:33,482 AT LEAST LET THEM QUESTION HIM. 791 00:38:33,482 --> 00:38:35,514 IF HE'S INNOCENT, HE HAS NOTHING TO LOSE. 792 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:37,646 EXCEPT FOR HIS FAMILY WHEN THEY FIND OUT. 793 00:38:39,448 --> 00:38:42,921 (scoffs) SO NOW YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT HIS FAMILY. 794 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:45,424 WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU HEARD ME, JULIE. 795 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:48,427 FOR GOD SAKE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, DATING A MARRIED MAN? 796 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,001 (sighs) 797 00:38:55,103 --> 00:38:58,507 DON'T DO THIS. 798 00:38:58,507 --> 00:39:01,069 I AM YOUR MOTHER. I LOVE YOU. 799 00:39:01,069 --> 00:39:04,443 I HAVE SPENT THE LAST FIVE DAYS SITTING THERE, 800 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:08,647 NOT SLEEPING, NOT EATING. 801 00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:09,978 DON'T SHUT ME OUT. 802 00:39:15,023 --> 00:39:19,127 I WAS LONELY. OKAY? 803 00:39:19,127 --> 00:39:20,789 HE WAS NICE. 804 00:39:22,691 --> 00:39:24,833 IT--IT JUST HAPPENED. 805 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,567 I DON'T SEE HOW. 806 00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:31,069 THIS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO. 807 00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:35,674 WELL, GUESS WHAT? 808 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:37,876 I'M NOT PERFECT ANYMORE. 809 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:41,480 THAT PERFECT DAUGHTER YOU REMEMBER 810 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,713 WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE WHEN YOU NEEDED HER, 811 00:39:44,713 --> 00:39:46,555 WHO HELD EVERYTHING TOGETHER WHEN YOU WERE FALLING APART? 812 00:39:46,555 --> 00:39:50,789 SHE'S GROWN UP, AND SHE'S GOING TO MAKE MISTAKES. 813 00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:54,162 YOU WANNA MAKE MISTAKES? FINE. 814 00:39:54,162 --> 00:39:56,595 DYE YOUR HAIR, DROP OUT OF SCHOOL. I DON'T CARE. 815 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:59,768 I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO BE PERFECT, 816 00:39:59,768 --> 00:40:02,771 BUT I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO DO SOMETHING THIS STUPID. 817 00:40:05,073 --> 00:40:09,007 YOU KNOW WHAT AN AFFAIR LIKE THIS CAN DO. 818 00:40:09,007 --> 00:40:11,109 YOU SAW IT FIRSTHAND. 819 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,185 (sighs) 820 00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:21,990 MORNING. KATHERINE? 821 00:40:21,990 --> 00:40:24,052 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 822 00:40:24,052 --> 00:40:25,724 TO THE TEST KITCHEN. 823 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:27,856 WE NEED TO START PREP ON THE BERMAN BAR MITZVAH. 824 00:40:27,856 --> 00:40:31,630 YESTERDAY, YOU NEARLY DESTROYED MY COMPANY'S REPUTATION. 825 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:34,132 TODAY YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT PREP WORK? 826 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:36,134 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT YESTERDAY. 827 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,136 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 828 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:40,168 THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED. 829 00:40:40,168 --> 00:40:42,541 I'M SORRY, BUT I SEE NO OTHER WAY 830 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,673 TO GET YOU REALIZE HOW SERIOUS THIS IS. 831 00:40:44,673 --> 00:40:47,676 YOU HAVE GOT TO GIVE UP THIS OBSESSION WITH MIKE 832 00:40:47,676 --> 00:40:49,818 BEFORE IT RUINS YOUR LIFE. 833 00:40:49,818 --> 00:40:53,582 I NEED TO WORK. IT'S ALL THAT'S KEEPING ME GOING. 834 00:40:53,582 --> 00:40:56,525 YOU NEED HELP, COUNSELING. 835 00:40:56,525 --> 00:40:58,687 I'M TELLING YOU THIS AS YOUR FRIEND. 836 00:40:58,687 --> 00:40:59,988 (gasps) 837 00:40:59,988 --> 00:41:02,731 YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND. 838 00:41:02,731 --> 00:41:04,933 YES, I AM. 839 00:41:04,933 --> 00:41:08,166 THAT'S WHY I'M TAKING SUCH A FIRM HAND. 840 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,669 YOUR ONLY JOB NOW IS TO GET BETTER. 841 00:41:12,801 --> 00:41:14,643 KATHERINE... 842 00:41:14,643 --> 00:41:17,145 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR KEYS. 843 00:41:20,008 --> 00:41:21,510 (scoffs) 844 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:30,989 (scraping) 845 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,761 THERE YA GO. 846 00:41:32,761 --> 00:41:36,024 A SOUVENIR OF OUR... FRIENDSHIP. 847 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:41,800 (Mary Alice) YOU WOULDN'T THINK OF IT TO LOOK AT HER, 848 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,104 BUT THE LADY NEXT DOOR IS HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 849 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:50,208 YOU'D NEVER GUESS BY HER SMILE, 850 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:54,613 BUT THE WIFE OF YOUR UNCLE ONCE BETRAYED HIS TRUST. 851 00:41:57,045 --> 00:41:59,848 AND THAT DAUGHTER YOU ADORE... 852 00:41:59,848 --> 00:42:05,093 WELL, SHE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN. 853 00:42:10,198 --> 00:42:11,700 THE SAD TRUTH IS, 854 00:42:11,700 --> 00:42:14,202 WE DON'T KNOW OUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS 855 00:42:14,202 --> 00:42:17,636 NEARLY AS WELL AS WE THINK WE DO. 856 00:42:19,568 --> 00:42:22,641 EVEN THE PEOPLE WE TRUST MOST... 857 00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:24,643 KEEP SECRETS. 858 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:26,174 HEY, JULIE. 859 00:42:26,174 --> 00:42:28,016 IT'S DOMINIC. 860 00:42:29,718 --> 00:42:31,549 I MISS YOU. 61847

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