All language subtitles for Desperate.Housewives.S06E03.1080p.WEB-DL.DD+.5.1.x264-TrollHD_track3_[und]

PREVIOUSLY ON...

I'M GETTING MARRIED,
AND I DON'T WANNA SCREW IT UP,

'CAUSE ENOUGH OF THOSE SCREWUPS,
AND YOU JUST END UP ALONE.

GABY DISCOVERED
THAT OLD FLAMES...

YEAH, THAT CAN HAPPEN.

CAN LEAVE EMBERS.

DO YOU AT LEAST KNOW
WHY HE STEALS?

I STEAL TO HURT YOU.
BREE'S TORTURED MARRIAGE...

I'M NOT YOUR WIFE ANYMORE,
ORSON. I'M YOUR CAPTIVE.

DON'T YOU FEEL ANY REMORSE
AT ALL OVER THAT?

GUILT IS A SMALL PRICE
TO PAY FOR HAPPINESS.

LED HER INTO AN AFFAIR
WITH KARL.

WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE GOOD GIRL?

SHE DECIDED GUILT'S A SMALL
PRICE TO PAY FOR HAPPINESS.

LYNETTE REVEALED
A CLOSELY GUARDED SECRET.

NO ONE ELSE CAN KNOW
ABOUT THIS.

I'M PREGNANT.

YOU ARE?

SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO JULIE.

AND WHEN A CRIME
WAS COMMITTED...

HOW DOES A FISH GET CAUGHT?
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH.

A SUSPECT EMERGED.

(Mary Alice)
THERE'S A CERTAIN KIND OF WOMAN

YOU SEE IN THE SUBURBS.

SHE WAITS FOR THE SCHOOL BUS
IN HER BATHROBE.

SHE STOPS BY THE POST OFFICE
WITH CURLERS IN HER HAIR.

SHE GOES TO THE MARKET
IN SWEATPANTS AND A T-SHIRT.

THIS WOMAN IS A HOUSEWIFE,

AND SHE DOESN'T BOTHER
TRYING TO BE BEAUTIFUL

BECAUSE...

(gasps)

IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.

I WAS TRYING TO HIT CELIA.

WELL, GET BETTER AIM!

ANA, HELP ME
CLEAN THIS MESS.

(sighs) DON'T UP YOUR VOLUME
ON ME.

JUANITA,
FINISH THOSE VEGETABLES.

DON'T MAKE ME COUNT TO THREE.

OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK,
YOU SAWED OFF LITTLE--

GABY?

OH, MY GOD.

JOHN. HI.

WOW. WHAT A SURPRISE.

I WAS SO BUSY
BACK IN THE KITCHEN

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU GUYS WERE HERE.

HOW ARE YOU?
WELL, I'M USUALLY BETTER

WHEN I DON'T HAVE
CREAMED SPINACH ALL OVER ME.

UH, SO...
ARE YOU WORKING HERE?

HEY, NOTHING WRONG
WITH WAITIN' TABLES.

COULD YOU GET US
SOME MORE BREAD?

YOU KNOW, MAYBE I COULD BRING
YOU SOME DESSERT ON THE HOUSE.

I'LL JUST GO ASK THE OWNER.
OH, WAIT. THAT'S ME.

HONESTLY?
YOU OWN THIS PLACE?

I BOUGHT IT WITH THE MONEY I GOT
IN MY DIVORCE SETTLEMENT.

REALLY? YOU'RE DIVORCED?

YEP. ALMOST A YEAR NOW.

OH, MY GOD.
ARE--ARE THESE YOUR KIDS?

YEAH. THIS IS CELIA AND JUANITA,
AND THIS IS OUR NIECE ANA.

HELLO.

HI.

I CAN SEE
THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE.

SHE'S MY NIECE.

WOW.

IT MUST'VE BEEN A WINDY DAY WHEN
THE APPLE FELL FROM THAT TREE.

WELL, IT WAS--IT WAS GREAT
SEEING YOU AGAIN.

YOU, TOO. (chuckles)

STILL DON'T SEE
ANY BREAD HERE.

(sighs)

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

YES,

THERE'S A CERTAIN KIND OF WOMAN
YOU ONLY MEET IN THE SUBURBS.

SHE WILL TRY TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL

IF SHE HAS SOMEONE
TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL FOR.

(coffee gurgling)

ON THIS STREET,

THE DAY BEGINS
WITH A CUP OF COFFEE.

MOST NEED IT TO WAKE UP.

SOME CAN'T READ
THEIR MORNING PAPER WITHOUT IT.

A FEW LIKE TO DRINK IT
ON THEIR WAY TO WORK.

THEN THERE ARE THOSE

WHO JUST WANT SOMETHING
TO HOLD IN THEIR HANDS

WHILE THEY DISCUSS
THE NEIGHBORS.

WELL, DANNY HAD ME FOOLED.

HE SEEMED LIKE
A PRETTY NICE KID.

YEAH, EXCEPT FOR THE STRANGLING.
(chuckles)

SORRY.
OH, IT'S OKAY. I'M JUST HAPPY
THAT JULIE'S SAFE

AND THEY CAUGHT THE GUY.

UH, SUSAN.

(speaking inaudibly)

BOB.

GO INSIDE.

GO INSIDE.

HEY, SUSAN.
I'M CONFUSED.
THE--THE LAST I HEARD,

THE POLICE HAD DANNY BOLEN
IN CUSTODY.
DANNY WAS NEVER UNDER ARREST.

THE POLICE
WERE QUESTIONING HIM,

BUT THEY HAD NO GROUNDS
TO HOLD HIM.
OKAY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
HIS LAWYER TALKING.

ARE YOU HIS LAWYER?
SUSAN, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
I LOVE JULIE,

BUT THEY HAVE NO EVIDENCE
AGAINST THIS KID,

AND I COULDN'T JUST
LET HIM SIT THERE.
IF HE DIDN'T DO IT, WHY WOULD
NEED TO FAKE HIS ALIBI?

BECAUSE HE'S A KID
AND HE WAS SCARED.
ANGIE, THIS IS NOT
A GOOD IDEA.

I-I JUST GOTTA SAY THIS.
SUSAN, PLEASE.

I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
WHAT YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH.

I AM BEGGING YOU,
AS MY FRIEND AND NEIGHBOR,

DON'T DEFEND HIM.

SUSAN, IT'S MY JOB.

THEN I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT.

SUSAN, WAIT.

COME ON. CAN--CAN WE PLEASE
JUST TALK ABOUT THIS?

WE CAN GO INSIDE,
JUST THE TWO OF US.

NO.

YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS?

LET'S DO IT OUT HERE
IN THE OPEN. HEY, EVERYBODY!

HER SON TRIED TO KILL
MY DAUGHTER.

AND WHILE HE'S HERE,
NOBODY ON THIS STREET IS SAFE.

WHAT IS THIS?

BACON AND CHEESE BURRITO.

YOU COULDN'T FIND ANY CROISSANTS
OR PAIN AU CHOCOLAT?

SWEETIE, WE'RE AT A MOTOR LODGE
ON THE INTERSTATE.

I WAS LUCKY TO FIND
A BURRITO.

PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT
THE MORAL HAZARDS OF CHEATING.

NO ONE WARNS YOU
ABOUT THE FOOD.

(laughs)

(chuckles)

MMM.
MMM.

SO YOU WANT ME TO BOOK
THIS PLACE FOR TOMORROW?
MM, SORRY, I HAVE AN EVENT.

OH, WAIT. YOU KNOW,
I THINK I DO, TOO.
(chuckles)

HOW'S THIS THEN? WE'LL GO
TO VEGAS FOR THE WEEKEND?

LAS VEGAS?

WHY NOT?

I'LL LOSE MY SHIRT
IN THE CASINO,

AND THEN WE'LL HEAD UPSTAIRS,
AND YOU CAN LOSE YOURS.

I CAN'T DISAPPEAR
FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND.

MY HUSBAND WOULD NOTICE.
SAY YOU'RE VISITING FAMILY.

(giggles) KARL!
(chuckles)

I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T SEE US
HAVING ROMANTIC GETAWAYS.

THAT'S THE SORT OF THING

A WOMAN DOES
WITH A MAN SHE'S IN LOVE WITH.

AND WE DON'T HAVE THOSE KINDS
OF FEELINGS. I GET IT.

BUT YOU ARE
A DELIGHTFUL DIVERSION.

AND IN ORDER
TO KEEP THINGS DELIGHTFUL,

I THINK IT'S BEST

WE NOT PUT UNREASONABLE DEMANDS
ON EACH OTHER.

OKAY. FINE.

YOU COULD'VE SAID,
"PASS THE SUGAR."

I DIDN'T WANT
TO MAKE A DEMAND.

SO... I KNOW YOU GUYS
HAVE BEEN CONCERNED

'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SO SICK
IN THE MORNINGS.

WELL, I WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW WHY.

I'M PREGNANT WITH TWINS.

WELL, NOW THAT THE CELEBRATION'S
OVER, ANY QUESTIONS?

YEAH. AREN'T YOU GONNA BE,
LIKE, THE WORLD'S OLDEST MOM?

NO. THERE'S A WOMAN IN MONGOLIA
WHO'S GOT ME BEAT.

ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

I HAVE MORE OF A STATEMENT.

YOU TWO ARE SO IRRESPONSIBLE.

YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN
USING BIRTH CONTROL.

YOU'RE IN COLLEGE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ODDS
ARE NOW THAT YOU'LL GRADUATE?

LIKE, ZERO.

YOU--YOU HAVE A NEW JOB,
ONE THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO QUIT

ONCE THE BABY COMES.
SO I HOPE YOU'RE BOTH HAPPY.

YOU'VE JUST DESTROYED
YOUR FUTURES

FOR A FEW MINUTES OF PLEASURE.

NOT TO MENTION, IT'S SO GROSS
YOU'RE STILL DOING IT.

PENNY, YOU'RE EXCITED
ABOUT THIS, RIGHT?

YEAH, GETTING TWO LITTLE BABIES
TO PLAY WITH.

IF THEY'RE BOYS,
I'M OUTTA HERE.

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND,

EVEN THOUGH
THEY'VE RELEASED DANNY,

IT DOESN'T MEAN
HE'S NOT STILL A SUSPECT.

SO WHAT DO WE DO?

WELL, THE POLICE ARE GONNA START
DIGGING INTO YOUR BACKGROUND,

SO I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT THEY'RE GONNA FIND.

YOU'RE FROM NEW YORK, RIGHT?

YEAH.

BUT INSTEAD OF WASTING YOUR TIME
POKING AROUND IN THE PAST,

YOU JUST NEED
TO BACK UP DANNY'S STORY.

RIGHT, JUST CHECK OUT THE LIQUOR
STORES, SEE IF ANYONE SAW HIM.
I WILL,

BUT THE POLICE ARE GONNA TALK TO
PEOPLE IN YOUR OLD NEIGHBORHOOD,

SEE IF HE'S GOT ANY RUN-INS
WITH THE LAW, WITH GIRLS.

IS THERE ANYTHING
I NEED TO KNOW, DANNY?
(Nick) NOPE.

NOT A THING.

OKAY... BUT I STILL NEED
TO ESTABLISH CHARACTER.

SO I'LL NEED TO GET IN TOUCH
WITH SOME OLD TEACHERS, FRIENDS.

NAH, YOU DON'T NEED
TO DO ALL THAT.

LOOK,
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

I CAN'T DEFEND A CLIENT
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER
JUST A FEW SIMPLE QUESTIONS?

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE THIS FAMILY HAS SECRETS!

DANNY.

BIG DARK SECRETS
THAT WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT,

NOT EVEN TO OUR LAWYER.

YOU KNOW, WHO CARES IF IT MAKES
ME LOOK GUILTY, EVEN IF I'M NOT?
KNOCK IT OFF!

(door closes)

THIS CONVERSATION
WAS PRIVILEGED, RIGHT?

(Susan) SO I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU HEARD,

BUT THIS MORNING
THE POLICE RELEASED DANNY BOLEN.

I HEARD.
YOU MUST BE WORRIED SICK.
I AM.

(sighs) CLEARLY, HE'S UNSTABLE.
WHO KNOWS WHAT HE MIGHT DO NEXT?

SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO ABOUT IT?

YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT
THAT OLD MAN ON MAPLE DRIVE?

PEOPLE FOUND OUT HE USED TO BE
AN ACCOUNTANT FOR THE NAZIS,

AND THEY THREW GARBAGE
ALL OVER HIS YARD.

THAT'S RIGHT. AND HE MOVED.

BUT THEN IT WAS BOUGHT

BY SOME EX-HIPPIE
WHO PAINTED THE HOUSE PINK,

SO IT WAS A PYRRHIC VICTORY
AT BEST.

WELL, LOOK,
I'M JUST BRINGING THIS UP

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
ON THIS STREET

THINKING THAT THEY'RE SAFE
WHEN THEY'RE NOT.

SUSAN.

HEY, UH, COULD YOU
GIVE ME A HAND FOR A SEC?

(lowered voice)
HONEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MONA CLARKE'S GOT A BIG MOUTH.
IF YOU GET HER WORKED UP,

SHE'S GONNA TALK ABOUT DANNY TO
EVERYBODY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

SO?
SO WE DON'T WANT AN ANGRY MOB
SHOWING UP AT THE BOLENS' HOUSE,

ESPECIALLY IF
WE AREN'T EVEN SURE

DANNY'S THE ONE
THAT ATTACKED JULIE.

HE LIED ABOUT HIS ALIBI.

WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
IF HE WAS INNOCENT?

WELL...

THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

AND HOW CAN I LIVE
WITH MYSELF

IF SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTER
GETS ATTACKED,

AND I HAVE SAID NOTHING?
OKAY. OKAY, I GET IT.

IT'S JUST, THIS WHOLE THING
WOULD BE A LOT EASIER

IF THE POLICE JUST HAD
SOME PROOF.

WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD
GET THEM SOME.

(woman) IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN HELP YOU WITH?
(telephone rings)

(man) NO, I THINK
EVERYTHING'S FINE. UH...
(knock on door)

JOHN.

HEY.

I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.

I THOUGHT I SHOULD DO IT
IN PERSON, OUT OF RESPECT.

UH-HUH.

(ring)

YOUR NIECE CAME
TO MY RESTAURANT.

SHE ASKED ME
FOR A HOSTESSING JOB.

AND I THINK SHE'D BE GREAT.

YOU KNOW,
BUT GIVEN OUR HISTORY,

I WANTED TO MAKE SURE
YOU WERE OKAY WITH IT.

BECAUSE I WOULDN'T DO IT

IF IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE.

I MEAN, THAT'S THE LAST THING
I'D WANT.

LIKE I SAID,
GIVEN OUR... HISTORY.

(chuckles) YEAH.

WHY DON'T YOU STOP SAYING,
"GIVEN OUR HISTORY"

AND JUST SAY,
"I BANGED YOUR WIFE"?

YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT THAT
I HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU.

IT'S JUST THAT
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU,

I WANNA PUT MY FIST
IN YOUR FACE.

NOW DID YOU PARK
IN THE BUILDING?

'CAUSE WE VALIDATE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK THIS WAS
A BAD IDEA.

BESIDES, GABY PROBABLY WOULDN'T
HAVE LIKED IT ANYWAY.

WHAT?

COME ON.

I MEAN, HER NIECE
WORKING FOR ME--

I THINK SHE WOULD'VE
FREAKED OUT.

YOU KNOW...

GIVEN OUR HISTORY.

JOHN?

HOLD ON A SECOND.

(clatters)

ANA WORKING FOR JOHN?
ARE YOU NUTS?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SAYING
SHE SHOULD GET A JOB.

YEAH, AT THE MALL
HOCKING SOFT PRETZELS,

NOT WORKING FOR...

YOUR EX-LOVER?

WELL, YEAH.

HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK
IT'S AWKWARD?

BECAUSE THAT WAS YEARS AGO.
WE'RE PAST ALL THAT, RIGHT?

OF COURSE WE ARE.

IT'S JUST... THE WHOLE THING
MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

I'M SORRY.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO.

I KNEW IT. YOU'RE JEALOUS.

JEALOUS? OF WHO?

YOUR BEAUTIFUL NIECE
WORKING FOR YOUR EX-LOVER.

WHAT?!
YOU STILL HAVE THE HOTS
FOR HIM.

OH, DON'T DENY IT.
I SAW YOU.

(gasps) "REALLY?
YOU'RE DIVORCED?"

OKAY. FIRST OF ALL, YOU JUST
REMINDED ME WHY I HATE MIMES.

SECONDLY, IS THAT WHY YOU'RE
LETTING ANA WORK FOR JOHN?

YOU WERE TESTING ME?

YEAH, AND YOU FAILED.

CARLOS,
YOU ARE WAY OUT OF LINE.

DENY IT ALL YOU WANT,
BUT I KNOW WHAT I SAW.

YOU WANTED TO LOOK PRETTY
FOR YOUR EX-LOVER.

WELL... (sighs)

YOU KNOW, HE WAS ALSO
MY EX-GARDENER.

CAN'T YOU CALL HIM THAT?

(laughs) IT'S SO LONG SINCE
I'VE SEEN YOU TWO TOGETHER.

I WAS STARTING TO WONDER
IF YOU'D SPLIT UP.

OH! NO,
WE'RE STILL MARRIED.

NO, JUST TRY GETTING AWAY
FROM THIS ONE!
(laughs)

ARM.
BREE, I KNOW YOU'RE UNHAPPY,

BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT
IN MONTHS.

COULD YOU AT LEAST
MAKE AN EFFORT FOR ONE NIGHT?

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

WHY DON'T YOU GET ME
ONE OF THOSE CRAB PUFFS,

AND THEN WE'LL MINGLE?
SWEETHEART,
THIS IS JUST WHAT I'M--

CRAB PUFF.

(hushed voice) KARL!

BREE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?

NO.
I'M A MEMBER OF THE CLUB.

I-I HAD NO IDEA
THAT THIS WAS THE EVENT

THAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
OH, SO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE

THAT YOU SHOWED UP
AT A DINNER DANCE ALONE?
NO, I--ACTUALLY, I--

KARL, I KNOW
YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME,

BUT I WOULD HATE TO SEE THEM
TURN INTO SOME KIND OF...

(whispers) OBSESSION.

HEY, HON. FIND OUR TABLE?

A-AND YOU WERE SAYING?

SO, KARL, AREN'T YOU GOING
TO INTRODUCE ME?

THIS IS CANDACE.
SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND.

OH, DON'T YOU MEAN
THAT YOU'RE HER OLD FRIEND?

(both laugh)

CANDACE, WHY DON'T WE
GO FIND OUR TABLE, HUH?

BREE, IF WE DON'T
RUN INTO YOU AGAIN... GOOD.

(chuckles) HE DOESN'T MEAN
TO BE BRUSQUE.

HE'S JUST A LITTLE EAGER
TO RUSH THROUGH DINNER...

(singsongy) SO WE CAN GET
TO THE MOTOR LODGE.

MOTOR LODGE?

HE WANTED TO GO EARLIER,
BUT I SAID NO.

LOBSTER FIRST,

THEN "DESSERT." (laughs)

CANDACE,
WHY DON'T WE START

PUTTING THAT LOBSTER
IN YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW?

GOOD-BYE, BREE.

CANDACE?

DR. HODGE!
OH, JEEZ.

YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?
YES, CANDACE WAS
A DENTAL PATIENT OF MINE.

I STILL THINK OF YOU EVERY TIME
I PUT IN MY NIGHT GUARD.

LISTEN, THERE'S ROOM
AT OUR TABLE.

WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN US?
NO! I MEAN, WE'RE GOING
TO BE LEAVING SOON.

YOU KNOW,
THAT MOTOR LODGE CAN WAIT.

THAT WAY, ORSON AND CANDACE
CAN CATCH UP,

AND YOU AND I CAN HAVE
A LITTLE TALK, TOO.

SURE. THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

KARL AND I WILL JUST GO GET
A COUPLE APPLE MARTINIS,

AND WE'LL COME RIGHT BACK.

(indistinct conversations)

LOVELY GIRL, ISN'T SHE?

HMM.

TELL YOU A SECRET, THOUGH.

HER TWO FRONT TEETH?

VENEERS.

(scoffs) I'M GUESSING
THOSE AREN'T

HER ONLY SIDE BY SIDE
ENHANCEMENTS.

SHE'S ACTUALLY VERY SWEET.

SHAME TO SEE HER MIXED UP
WITH A DOG LIKE KARL.

YOU HAVE TO PITY ANY WOMAN
WHO MAKES THAT MISTAKE.

YES, YOU DO.

(crickets chirping)

(camera whirring)

SUSAN?
(gasps) OH! SHH! SHH!

(whispers) GET IN!
GET IN! GET IN! GET IN!

(dog barks)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STAY LOW!

OH! OKAY, LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SURVEILLANCE.

I AM GONNA NAIL
THAT DANNY BOLEN KID.

I-I THOUGHT
THE POLICE WERE--

THE POLICE ARE USELESS.

SO I'M KEEPING A LOG
OF ALL HIS COMINGS AND GOINGS.

IF HE LEAVES, AND ANOTHER GIRL
GETS ATTACKED,

HE WON'T BE ABLE TO LIE
AND SAY HE WAS HOME.

WELL... I GOT
A FEW MINUTES TO KILL.

(gasps)

OH, BY THE WAY,
I WAS GONNA CALL YOU.

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD GABY
I'M PREGNANT, HAVE YOU?
NO. WHY?

WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD A CHANCE
TO TELL CARLOS YET,

AND I REALLY THINK HE SHOULD
HEAR IT FROM ME--
GET DOWN!

(honks horn)
(both) OH!

(dog barks and howls)

YOU THINK I'M NUTS,
DON'T YOU?

NO.

I THINK YOU'RE A MOTHER.

(sighs) THANK YOU.

ALTHOUGH SPEAKING AS
A FELLOW MOTHER...

DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED TO PORTER?

EVERYONE IN TOWN WAS SO SURE

HE SET THAT FIRE
AND KILLED THOSE PEOPLE.

PEOPLE CAN BE SURE,
AND THEY CAN BE WRONG.

I'M NOT WRONG.

OKAY.

(car engine starts)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
FOLLOWING HIM. BUCKLE UP.

NO, I CAN'T! I HAVE TO PUT
A MEATLOAF IN THE OVEN! OH!

(gasps) OH!

WAIT! WAIT! I FORGOT MY--

(jazz music playing)

SO, CANDACE, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?

I'M A DANCER.

OH, WHAT KIND?
JAZZ? BALLET? LAP?

ACTUALLY,
CANDACE WAS A ROCKETTE.

OH! (gasps)
IT MUST'VE BEEN EXHAUSTING

SPENDING SO MUCH TIME
WITH YOUR LEGS IN THE AIR.

♪♪♪

I... LOVE THIS SONG.

BREE... (clears throat)
WOULD YOU CARE TO DANCE?

SORRY, MY SHOES ARE KILLING ME.
ASK CANDACE. SHE'S THE PRO.

I'D LOVE TO.

♪♪♪

HAVE FUN, YOU TWO!

YOU LOATHSOME PIG.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CHEATING
WITH ME, NOT ON ME.

I ASKED IF YOU WERE FREE.
YOU WEREN'T. I CALLED CANDACE.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

WELL, IT'S JUST
THAT SHE'S SO... CHEAP.

SHE'S BENEATH YOU.

NOT YET, BUT SHE WILL BE.

♪♪♪

BRAVO!

WELL DONE!

IF HER DRESS WERE ANY LOWER,
IT'D BE A BELT.

GOSH, BREE, COULD THIS
BE JEALOUSY I'M HEARING?

I'M NOT JEALOUS. I'M APPALLED.
AND AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER,

I WILL NOT HAVE YOU
RUNNING AROUND WITH OTHER WOMEN.

BUT WE'RE NOT TOGETHER.
I'M JUST A DIVERSION, REMEMBER?

A LITTLE FLING
TO SPICE UP AN AFTERNOON.

AND IF THAT'S ALL
I AM TO YOU, FINE.

BUT YOU DON'T GET TO SAY

WHAT I CAN DO
WHEN THE AFTERNOON'S OVER.

ARE YOU GONNA TAKE HER
TO OUR MOTOR LODGE TONIGHT?

JUST TRY AND STOP ME.

♪♪♪

EXCUSE ME.

SOMEONE OVER AT THE TABLE
WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

♪♪♪

(thud)

(music stops,
crowd gasps and murmurs)

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?

(Orson) OOH!
UH, ORSON TRIPPED.

REALLY, SWEETHEART.
YOU NEED TO BE MORE CAREFUL.

OH, I'M SO SORRY.
THE FLOOR WAS SLIPPERY.
(Candace groans)

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

(muffled voice)
I THINK I BROKE MY NOSE.

I SHOULD GO
TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

OH, DEAR. AND YOU HAD SUCH
LOVELY PLANS FOR THE EVENING.

HEY, JANICE. IS CARLOS DONE
WITH HIS MEETING YET?

I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO HIM.

GOT A SEC?

NEVER MIND.

SOMETHING WRONG?

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE

A PARKING SPACE
CLOSER TO THE ENTRANCE?

I'D LOVE IT.
YOU CLOSED THE DOOR FOR THAT?
NO, I CLOSED THE DOOR

TO ASK IF YOU WOULD LIKE
TO BE MY NEW SENIOR V.P.

SERIOUSLY?

OH... GOD.

CARLOS, I AM...
SO FLATTERED.

AND I WOULD LOVE TO SAY YES.
IT'S JUST--

I KNOW. MORE RESPONSIBILITY,
MORE HOURS AWAY FROM HOME.

BUT YOU GET A COMPANY CAR
AND AN EXPENSE ACCOUNT.

WHICH IS VERY GENEROUS, BUT I
STILL CAN'T ACCEPT BECAUSE...

AND A 50% SALARY BUMP.

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE
A 50% SALARY BUMP.

BUT NOW THAT IT DOES,
I'M IN.

WHEN DO I START?
TONIGHT.

WE'RE HAVING DINNER
WITH A BIG POTENTIAL CLIENT.

HE IS BRINGING HIS WIFE,
SO PLEASE BRING TOM.

SURE.

WAIT.

WEREN'T YOU GONNA
GIVE THIS PROMOTION TO JUDY?

(inhales deeply) I WAS.

(exhales deeply)
BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

I FOUND OUT SHE'S PREGNANT.

OVERHEARD HER ON THE PHONE.

I SAW WHAT WAS COMING--

DOCTOR'S VISITS, SICK DAYS,
MATERNITY LEAVE.

YEAH, THAT CAN BE ANNOYING.

BUT ISN'T DENYING A WOMAN
A PROMOTION

BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT
A TINY BIT ILLEGAL?

ONLY IF SHE FINDS OUT.

AND, I MEAN, WHO'S GONNA
TELL HER--MY NEW SENIOR V.P.?

HELL, NO.

SHE'S TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT
THAT BIG BUMP SHE'S GOT COMING.

(chuckles)

(types)

YES?

I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT LAST NIGHT,

AND YOU, KARL, CANDY...

AND IT FINALLY HIT ME
WHAT WAS REALLY GOING ON.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE OIL
ON THE DANCE FLOOR--

THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT.
YOU PUT IT THERE.

YOU WANTED CANDY TO FALL.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

ADMIT IT.

YOU WERE JEALOUS OF THAT GIRL

FROM THE MOMENT
KARL WALKED IN WITH HER.
ORSON, YOU'RE NOT MAKING
ANY SENSE.

WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS
OF KARL'S DATE?

BECAUSE SHE WAS
DANCING WITH ME, OF COURSE.

I-I SUPPOSE
I SHOULD BE MAD AT YOU

FOR NEARLY BREAKING MY NECK,
BUT I'M TOO RELIEVED.

RELIEVED?

YES, IF WATCHING ME
DANCE WITH A PRETTY GIRL

CAN MAKE YOU THAT CRAZY,

THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY
STILL CARE FOR ME.

THERE'S STILL HOPE FOR US.

ORSON, YOU ARE READING WAY
TOO MUCH INTO ONE IMPULSIVE ACT.

OHH, ARGUE ALL YOU LIKE.

A WOMAN DOESN'T
PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT

OVER A MAN
SHE'S NOT IN LOVE WITH.

(door closes)

KARL? HI, IT'S BREE.

UM, I AM THINKING...

MAYBE I'M READY
FOR THAT WEEKEND IN LAS VEGAS.

(beep)

(exhales deeply)

(doorbell rings)

HI, MRS. BOLEN.

I'M A FRIEND OF DANNY'S
FROM SCHOOL. IS HE IN?

YOU GOT A NAME?
SORRY. EDDIE.

DANNY! THERE'S AN EDDIE HERE.

IT'S A NICE HOUSE.

YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED HERE, RIGHT?

HUH? OH, YEAH.

(imitates gunshot)

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

HEY. WHAT'S UP?
HEY. MY BRAKES ARE SHOT.

IS THERE ANY CHANCE
YOU COULD TAKE A LOOK AT 'EM?

NAH. I-I DON'T
FEEL LIKE IT, EDDIE.

COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN MOPING
AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY.

GO. HELP YOUR BUDDY.

(Eddie) OKAY.

(door closes)

(sighs) I'M GLAD ONE OF US
HAS A FRIEND.

(chuckles)

I WAS AT THE SUPERMARKET
EARLIER.

EVERYBODY WAS LOOKING AT ME

LIKE I HAD THEIR GRANDMOTHER
IN MY TRUNK.

YEAH. WHILE YOU WERE OUT,
THREE HATE CALLS IN ONE HOUR.

I DON'T KNOW.
I'M STARTIN' TO THINK

IT'S TIME TO GET OUT
OF THE BOLEN BUSINESS.

(speaks inaudibly)

NO.

WE CANNOT
CHANGE OUR NAMES AND RUN

EVERY TIME
THERE'S A LITTLE TROUBLE.

THIS IS MORE
THAN A LITTLE TROUBLE, BABE.

I DON'T CARE.

WE ARE NOT PUTTING DANNY
THROUGH ALL THAT AGAIN.

AND MAYBE THIS HASN'T WORKED OUT
THEY WAY WE'D HOPE.

BUT UNTIL I SAY OTHERWISE,
WE ARE NICK AND ANGIE BOLEN.

(man) ♪ I REMEMBER
YOUR SWEET FACE ♪

♪ BACK WHEN YOU WERE MINE ♪

♪ NOW THE YEARS ARE UPON YOU ♪

♪♪♪

HEY, CAN YOU GO
INTO THE--THE BASEMENT

AND GET ME A WORK LIGHT?

YEAH.
THANKS.

♪♪♪

(music stops)

GOT A SECOND?

SURE.

I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO JULIE.

THANKS. ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

I DIDN'T HURT HER,
MRS. DELFINO.

BUT YOU DID FIGHT WITH HER.
I MEAN, MRS. McCLUSKEY SAW YOU.

WHAT WERE YOU FIGHTING
WITH HER ABOUT?

I'M SORRY.
THAT LAWYER TOLD ME

THAT I SHOULDN'T TALK
TO ANYBODY ABOUT THIS STUFF.

I KNOW THAT JULIE
THOUGHT SHE WAS PREGNANT.

WHAT?

YOU DIDN'T THINK
I KNEW THAT, RIGHT?

IS THAT WHAT YOU...
(voice breaks) FOUGHT ABOUT?
UM, I DIDN'T KNOW.

IS THAT WHY
YOU ATTACKED MY DAUGHTER?
NO, I-I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW THAT.

YOU'RE LYING.
NO, I'M NOT.

YOU'RE LYING!
PLEASE, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

(car creaks)
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I KNOW THAT YOU DID IT.
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES!

MOM! DAD! HELP ME!

JUST ADMIT THAT YOU DID IT!
ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT TO ME!

(strained voice)
MRS. DELFINO, PLEASE.

HEY! GET THE HELL AWAY
FROM HIM!
OH, ARE YOU GONNA ATTACK ME?

(car creaks)
HEY!

WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
HE DID IT! YOU KNOW THAT HE--

(mirror shatters and clanks)
MA! CAREFUL!

YOU COME NEAR HIM AGAIN,
I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU.

YOU CAN'T PROTECT HIM
FOREVER.

PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HE IS NOW,
AND HE'S GONNA BE PUNISHED.

(baseball bat clanks)

OKAY, BABY.

COME ON. COME ON.

(gasps)

HEY!
(dog barking)

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
TO MY CAR?

HI, UNCLE CARLOS.

YOUR CLIENTS ARE HERE.
I PUT HIM AT OUR BEST TABLE.
THANK YOU, SWEETIE.

LYNETTE?
YEAH?

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

ABOUT BEING SENIOR V.P.
WITH A 50% SALARY BUMP?

UH, YEAH.
BUT DID YOU HEAR THE WAY
HE DESCRIBED THE JOB IN THE CAR?

I MEAN, IT SOUNDS LIKE
A KILLER SCHEDULE.

I CAN HANDLE IT.
AND YOU GET TO STAY IN SCHOOL.

REMEMBER YOUR BIG DREAM?
OUR FUTURE?

OF COURSE. BUT HOW ARE WE
GONNA KEEP IT A SECRET?

CARLOS IS GONNA FIND OUT
ABOUT THIS THING EVENTUALLY.

BY THEN, I WILL HAVE PROVED
I CAN DO THE JOB,

PREGNANT OR NOT.

PLEASE?

OKAY. I'M IN.

BUT YOU GOTTA PROVE IT FAST.

REMEMBER LAST TIME YOU WERE
PREGNANT WITH TWINS?

EVERY PART OF YOU
SWELLED UP.

IT WAS LIKE
SLEEPING NEXT TO A BODY

THEY DRAGGED OUT
OF THE RIVER.

YOU SAID I WAS BEAUTIFUL.

I HAD TO.
YOU WERE TWICE MY SIZE.

THIS IS A 2004 BAROLO

FROM MY VINEYARD
IN PIEDMONT.

YOUR VINEYARD?

YEAH. THAT'S WHY I INSISTED
ON THIS RESTAURANT.

THEY, UH, CARRY MY LABEL.
(chuckles)

I LOVE BUSINESS,
BUT WINE IS MY PASSION.

OH, NONE FOR ME TONIGHT.

WHY NOT?

WELL... I WANNA KEEP
MY HEAD CLEAR FOR BUSINESS.

NO. NO BUSINESS TALK.

TONIGHT IS ABOUT
GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER

OVER GOOD FOOD
AND FINE WINE.

YEAH, LYNETTE, HIS WINE.

SO DRINK UP.

WELL, I GUESS A LITTLE
WOULDN'T HURT.

THERE.

YEAH. VERY NICE.

SO... (clears throat)

VIC...

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST
TO GO WITH YOUR WINE?

LET ME SEE.

OH...

THE CARPACCIO SOUNDS
LIKE A NICE STARTER.

WOW.

LYNETTE. YOU LIKED IT, HUH?

IT WAS DELICIOUS.

LUCKY FOR YOU,
IT'S A BIG VINEYARD.

OH.
(laughs)

(Lynette) THANK YOU.
(chuckles)

OH, LOOK!
ONE OF THE POINTER SISTERS!

SORRY.

IT WAS, UM, JUST A NUN.

(sighs)

EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(sighs) GABY, WHAT THE HELL?

I KNOW. I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

I MEAN YOUR CLOTHES.

DIDN'T I SEE THAT SHIRT
IN THE HAMPER THIS MORNING?

I GAVE IT A SNIFF.
IT HAS ANOTHER DAY IN IT.

GABY, THIS IS
AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS DINNER.

YEAH, BUT IT'S ALSO
JOHN ROWLAND'S RESTAURANT.

IF I MADE MYSELF PRETTY,

YOU MIGHT THINK I WAS
DOING IT JUST FOR HIM.

OH, GOD HELP ME.
IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?
WELL, I DIDN'T WANT
TO RUN THE RISK

OF FAILING ANOTHER TEST.
OKAY, GABY, GO CHANGE.
YOU MADE YOUR POINT.

NOT QUITE.

FOR THE PAST 11 YEARS,
I HAVE STOOD BESIDE YOU

WHEN YOU WERE POOR AND BLIND
AND KNOCKED ME UP TWICE.

AT THIS POINT
IN OUR MARRIAGE,

IF YOU STILL FEEL THE NEED
TO TEST ME,

THEN YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO'S FAILED.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU.
AND FOR THE RECORD,

I ONLY TOOK MY CLIP OFF
AND SHOOK OUT MY HAIR

BECAUSE I RAN INTO SOMEBODY
I KNEW.

I WOULD'VE DONE IT
IF IT WAS LYNETTE SCAVO, OKAY?

OKAY.

SO DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN GO HOME AND...

OH, DON'T WORRY. I HAVE CLOTHES
AND MAKEUP IN THE CAR.

GOOD, BECAUSE THAT SHIRT
DID NOT HAVE ANOTHER DAY IN IT.

(telephone rings)

(beep)

HELLO?

WHO IS THIS?

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

OH, YOU GOT A BIG MOUTH
FOR A GUY WITH NO NAME.

NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME.

YOU COME ANYWHERE
NEAR MY FAMILY,

I WILL PERSONALLY
BASH YOUR BRAINS IN--

ASSUMING YOU HAVE ANY!
(beep)

YOU OKAY?

I'M FINE. JUST ANOTHER MORON
WITH SOME EMPTY THREATS.

AND WHAT IF
THEY'RE NOT EMPTY?

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR FATHER
AND I KEEP THE GUN?

MA...

NO, LOOK, YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO KNOW THIS STUFF.

JUST IN CASE SOMEONE SHOULD TRY
TO COME IN HERE AND HURT YOU...
I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

WELL, JUST IN CASE YOU CAN'T
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...

THERE IS A LOADED
.38 SMITH & WESSON IN A BOX

IN THE SECOND DRAWER
IN MY DRESSER.

YOU GOT THAT?

WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?

IT'S JUST...

IT'S NOT YOUR TYPICAL
MOTHER/SON CONVERSATION.

YOU KNOW
I'VE ALWAYS FELT BAD

ABOUT THE WAY
WE'VE HAD TO RAISE YOU,

BEING ON THE RUN AND ALL.

(sighs)
IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME,

YOU COULDA HAD
A NORMAL CHILDHOOD.

MA, YOU DON'T EVER HAVE
TO APOLOGIZE TO ME.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT LIKE
OTHER MOMS.

THANKS, BABY.

I JUST WANNA BE A GOOD ONE.

REMEMBER...

AIM FOR THE HEAD,
NOT THE LEGS.

SO PATTI COMES DOWNSTAIRS,

AND SITTING
UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE

IS THE CUTEST GOLDEN RETRIEVER
PUPPY YOU EVER SAW.

OH, IT WAS
THE BEST PRESENT I EVER GOT.
AW.

DO YOU LIKE DOGS, LYNETTE?

OOH, I LOVE 'EM!

(slurring)
BUT PENNY IS ALLERGIC,

SO WE GOT FISH.
(chuckles)

FISH SUCK.

SWIM, DIE, FLUSH--NEW ONE.
(chuckles)

SWIM, DIE, FLUSH--NEW ONE.

YOU KNOW, WHAT DOG I'D REALLY
LIKE IS THE REIMA-WANER.

WEIMARANER.

A WINDOW-HAMMER.

WEIMARANER.

RAMMERJAMMER.

LYNETTE, MAKE HIM STOP.

GABY, YOU KNOW, I...
I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING,

BUT I'M AFRAID
IT'S GONNA COME OUT WRONG.

YOUR BOOBS LOOK GREAT
IN THAT DRESS.

WELL, TOM, HOW COULD THAT
POSSIBLY COME OUT WRONG?

(chuckles)
YOU'D BE SURPRISED.

WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE TOM.
HE'S A BIT OF A LIGHTWEIGHT.

AND YOUR WINE IS SO DELICIOUS,
HE COULDN'T RESIST.

BUT LOOK AT YOU.
YOU HAD AT LEAST A BOTTLE,

AND YOU'D NEVER KNOW.
MIGHT AS WELL FINISH THIS OFF.
NO, NO, NO!

IF SHE HAS ONE MORE GLASS,
I'M GONNA PUKE.

(door opens)

I JUST TALKED TO BOB.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

HE ASKED ME TO STOP BY...

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO TELL ME
THAT THE POLICE

HAVE EVIDENCE THAT CLEARS
DANNY BOLEN.

WHAT?

THEY'VE GOT A SHOT

FROM A SECURITY CAMERA
AT FAIRVIEW LIQUORS

THAT PUTS HIM THERE
AT THE TIME JULIE WAS ATTACKED.
HOW WOULD THEY KNOW THAT?

THERE WAS A TIME STAMP.
THEY DON'T KNOW
THE EXACT TIME OF THE ATTACK.

THE CAMERA SHOWS HIM SITTING
IN THE PARKING LOT DRINKING BEER

FOR OVER AN HOUR.

HE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

THAT MEANS THAT JULIE'S ATTACKER
IS STILL OUT THERE.

AND I'VE BEEN GOING
UP AND DOWN THE STREET

TELLING EVERYBODY
THAT DANNY BOLEN DID IT.

YOUR DAUGHTER WAS HURT.
YOU WANTED SOMEBODY TO BLAME.

PEOPLE GET THAT.

OH, GOD. I'M...
I'M SO SORRY.

WELL, I'M SURE
THE BOLENS WILL UNDERSTAND.

NO, NOT JUST TO THEM.

TO YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WELL, YOU WOKE UP
THE MORNING AFTER YOUR WEDDING

AND FOUND YOURSELF
MARRIED TO A MADWOMAN.

I HAVE BEEN...

JUST TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH
FINDING JULIE'S ATTACKER, AND...

I SAID,
"FOR BETTER OR WORSE."

SO WE START WITH THE WORSE.

WOW, GLAD THIS NIGHT'S OVER.
I'M EXHAUSTED.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

YOU COMING TO BED?

I'LL BE UP IN A SEC.
I'M GONNA TURN OFF SOME LIGHTS.

(sighs)

ON THIS STREET, THE DAY BEGINS
WITH A CUP OF COFFEE.

SOME DRINK IT WHILE RECALLING
A LOVER THEY ONCE CARED FOR.

SOME POUR IT, THINKING OF
THE BOSS THEY MUST LIE TO.

OTHERS SIP IT,

CONTEMPLATING A MAN
THEY MIGHT BE IN LOVE WITH.

BUT FOR ONE WOMAN,
ON THIS PARTICULAR MORNING,

THAT CUP OF COFFEE
HAS TO WAIT...

BECAUSE SHE DISCOVERS
A NEIGHBOR IN TROUBLE.

SHE GOES TO HELP,

NOT ONLY BECAUSE
IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO,

BUT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY
SHE CAN THINK OF...

TO ASK FOR FORGIVENESS.

AND ONCE IT IS GIVEN...

THE DAY BEGINS.