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♪ She took the last train ♪
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♪ Home. ♪
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Max Kingbird! Rock star!
You can do better than that.
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Oh, the crowd, not you, Max.
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You're awesome.
You're a rock star!
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Thank you for that
enthusiastic response
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to a song about
my cousin's depression.
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I'm gonna take a break now.
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Yeah, if you like that song,
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wait'll you hear the one
about his dead dog.
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Great set, man.
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I'm gonna have to up your pay.
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I sing for free.
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Not anymore.
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Here's some curly fries.
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Sheila, Carter and I
are remodeling.
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What do you think
about this kitchen?
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I'm going for
"having our friends over
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and making them feel crappy
about their lives."
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Well, you know, I used to be
an interior designer,
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if you'd like some help.
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Oh, I didn't know you did that.
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Yes. This was back
in New York in the '70s.
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Lots of shag carpeting and
chairs shaped like mushrooms.
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My God, we were high.
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Hey, Max.
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♪ We'll disappear into the night ♪
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♪ Just like the sun... ♪
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Dad?
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♪ I don't know... ♪
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Long time no see.
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You got big.
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Yeah, 30 years'll do that.
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Can-can we sit down?
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You can.
I'm out of here.
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♪ Got to, got to go ♪
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♪ We got to, got to go... ♪
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That was Max's father?
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He left when Max was,
like, ten.
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This is not good.
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Good-looking man,
no wedding ring.
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I could be your mother
and your mother-in-law.
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And it just got worse.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Max, hold on.
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I want to talk to you.
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Really?
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How did you even find me?
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Your Aunt Joyce
posted about your show.
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It was "QAnon, QAnon,
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"my nephew Max
is a big-time singer,
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QAnon, cat video."
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Look, I don't know
what you want from me,
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but I got a set to finish and...
Guys,
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I can see you
through the window.
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Look, Max, I'm not the guy
I used to be.
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I quit drinking.
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Again?
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Oh! Oh, look who's here.
I didn't know you were out here.
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I just, uh...
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I was at the more shops
and additional parking.
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Hi, I'm... I'm Kat.
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I'm Max's girlfriend.
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Hi, I'm Max's father, Dan,
and, uh, I'm...
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Leaving. He's leaving.
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Right.
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Look, here's my number
if you want to have dinner.
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Damn, these guys age well.
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Makes me wish I had started
wearing sunscreen years ago.
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You know, I'm his girlfriend,
so I'm just gonna take that.
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well, I hope to hear
from you, Max.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, fine.
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Are you gonna
have dinner with him?
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Why would I?
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Aren't you curious?
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I-I can't deal with this
right now.
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I have a set to finish...
Guys,
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I can still see you.
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Tell me, what kind of vibe
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do you want for your kitchen?
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We want it to feel
very inviting.
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Like, like where Martha Stewart
could roll croissants
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and Snoop Dogg can roll a blunt.
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Yeah, and the countertops
need to be able to hold
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both of our body weights.
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No reason.
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Here you go, Sheila.
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Oh, you're looking clean, man.
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You got the second-best
haircut in the room.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, Max sent him
to his stylist.
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Oh, she washed my hair,
gave me a shoulder massage,
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then she used a blow-dryer,
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so I guess I got
my first blow...
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No, that's different,
that's different.
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Oh.
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This is beautiful.
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Have you thought
of a feature wall,
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maybe with reclaimed wood?
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I once built a whole barn
out of another barn.
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The circle of barns.
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That's actually
a very good idea.
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You know, I would be happy
to give you a hand
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with construction.
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I've built more than just barns.
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Hay lofts, horse paddocks,
a Dairy Queen.
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Really?
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Yeah.
The only thing I can't build is
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a family of my own.
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Morning.
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Oh, hey there.
Did you get my email?
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I did.
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I've never gotten an Evite
to take a sexy shower before.
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I RSVP'd yes and commented
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"I would loofah to join you."
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I don't know if your party
is private or not,
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but if you want to invite me,
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I do now have an email.
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It's Gideon, Hezekiah,
Zechariah, Jebediah, Jedidiah,
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one, two, two, five--
that's Christmas--
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@aol.com.
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So, the same as your Instagram.
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Max, have you given
any more thought
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to having dinner with your dad?
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I've been thinking more about
this sexy shower...
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that I'm now realizing
is in three weeks.
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There's nothing sexier
than planning ahead.
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As far as my dad-- you're right,
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I should probably
hear what he has to say.
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But you're coming with me.
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I'm not sitting there
alone with him.
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Great.
I will set it up.
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Mm, more planning.
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I'm gonna add it
to our shared calendar.
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Oh.
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Roy and Amanda just RSVP'ed
yes to the sexy shower.
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Roy and Amanda?
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Oh, no.
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I sent this Evite
to my book club?
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So after my father passed,
I thought to myself,
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"Is teaching mathematics
really my life's purpose?"
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No, so I opened a café
where you can get coffee
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and muffins
and snuggle with cats.
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I know you know all this,
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but I can't assume
he watches the show.
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So, how long have you and Max
been together?
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About four months.
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But we've been best friends
since college.
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We still think he's coming?
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Oh. Yeah, yeah.
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He's just...
he's just running late.
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You know, he-he booked
studio time,
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he's recording a demo,
trying to get signed by a label.
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He's actually really good.
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He's like Elton John
in Tom Brady's body.
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Well, definitely better than
the other way around.
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I've never been to
an Ethiopian restaurant before.
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And I'm loving this.
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Microwaves should come with
a preset button--
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popcorn, baked potato,
hot towel.
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You're gonna love the food.
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I got a taste for it
when I was working in Africa.
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Africa, wow.
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Do you miss "the rains"?
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Toto?
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No? No Toto?
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So, Dan, what do you do
for living?
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Well, you know those
big oil pipelines
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everyone likes to protest?
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Get out.
You're an eco-warrior?
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Close.
I laid the pipes.
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-Oh.
-Anyway, now I volunteer
for a charity
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that brings fresh water
to rural villages.
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Oh, that's so inspiring.
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You're like Gandhi
in Tom Brady's body.
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No, please,
that guy is so overrated.
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Gandhi, not Tom Brady.
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Yeah, I mean,
Gandhi beat the British empire,
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but Tom Brady beat
the 2017 Falcons
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after being down 28-3
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with two minutes left
in the third, so... GOAT.
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Oh, no.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, it's just
Max's session is running long.
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He's not gonna
be able to make dinner.
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Well, I can't say I blame him.
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Anyway, it was nice
meeting you,
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and I'm just glad Max found
someone who makes him happy.
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Wait, hang on.
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We're both here.
We're both hungry.
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Why don't we just have dinner?
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Really?
You sure?
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Yeah, we can talk more football
like, uh, Tom Brady.
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Too pretty?
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Okay. And yes.
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All right.
What should I have to drink?
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They got a keribo, a cheka.
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A "spree-tay"?
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-Uh, that's just Sprite.
-Oh.
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This is so good.
Max would love this.
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Really?
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The Max I remember
wasn't an adventurous eater.
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He would only eat foods
he could draw.
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Well, he has certainly
broadened his horizons.
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He's traveled
all over the world.
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He can order chicken nuggets
in 12 different languages.
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There was a time
I could order whiskey neat
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in 12 different languages.
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Really, you just say,
"whiskey neat."
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Yeah, Max told me
you stopped drinking.
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That's great.
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I've got a little over a year.
It's the longest I've ever gone.
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I promised myself I wouldn't
reach out to Max again
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until it stuck.
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I didn't know
you reached out to him before.
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Only 30, 40 times.
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To be fair, a lot of those
were just me drunkenly singing
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"Cat's in the Cradle"
on his voice mail.
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So that's why
he hates that song.
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Did you ever sing him
"Come On Eileen?"
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Oh, I had my moments,
but I was never that drunk.
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What up, YouTube?
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And welcome to the premiere
episode of Hot Lots.
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-This is our lot.
-And I'm hot.
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Eh, and I'm here, too.
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We are gonna document
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the amazing transformation
of our home.
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We're gonna turn
this condominium
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into a condo-maximum.
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That's right.
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And if there are
any sponsors out there
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who want to give us free stuff,
we're open to anything.
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Even naming rights.
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Like, over here could be
the Circuit City doorway.
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Or around the corner we can have
the Souplantation laundry nook.
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Yeah.
Laundry and farting nook.
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-What?
-What?
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That's why people watch us.
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They love those
classic Carter moments.
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Well, let me introduce you
to our dream team.
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Our wonderful designer,
Sheila Silver.
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Oh, hello.
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I... I didn't realize
you'd be filming today.
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I wouldn't have worn
this ratty old thing.
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And our contractor,
Gideon Yoderman.
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Hey, y'all.
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I am excited about
this renovation.
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And yes, ladies, I'm single.
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I enjoy hiking,
carpentry, and sex.
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Hey, the show
is called Hot Lots,
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not Gideon Gets His Freak On.
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Okay, so, what do we do first?
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Well, I know y'all want
to open up this kitchen,
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00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:22,770
so we need to take down
this entire wall.
257
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,106
We just need to make sure
that there's no duct work,
258
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,941
plumbing, or electrical inside.
259
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,534
So how do we check for all that?
260
00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:31,855
Well, my cousin Ernie would put
one foot in a bucket of water
261
00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:33,206
and then reach his hand
inside the wall
262
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,799
to see if he could
find anything.
263
00:10:34,951 --> 00:10:37,135
Oh, sorry--
my late cousin Ernie.
264
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,862
Well, maybe cousin Ernie
265
00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:41,640
needed a sledgehammer!
266
00:10:45,294 --> 00:10:47,646
Yep, there's electrical inside.
267
00:10:47,797 --> 00:10:49,648
♪ ♪
268
00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,240
What's going on?
Oh, oh, you're awake?
269
00:11:07,316 --> 00:11:08,241
Oh.
270
00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:09,167
Hey.
271
00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:11,761
Oh, I didn't hear you
come in last night.
272
00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:13,730
I had a really interesting
dinner with your dad.
273
00:11:13,823 --> 00:11:15,081
We had Ethiopian food.
274
00:11:15,233 --> 00:11:17,400
Did you know he volunteers
for a charity in Africa?
275
00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:19,326
Also, why don't you like
the song "Come On Eileen"?
276
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,513
That's a heck of a tune.
277
00:11:21,589 --> 00:11:24,165
-Good morning to you, too.
-Sorry.
278
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,408
You just...
279
00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:26,910
You said you were
gonna come last night.
280
00:11:26,928 --> 00:11:28,353
What happened?
281
00:11:28,504 --> 00:11:29,913
Well...
282
00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:31,856
I got done recording,
I got in my car
283
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:34,341
and then I realized,
"Screw this."
284
00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:36,269
I-I got nothing
but bad feelings for him.
285
00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:39,197
Okay, but it seems like
he's on a good path.
286
00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:41,274
Well, you had
one dinner with him,
287
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,184
so you probably know him
better than I do.
288
00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,537
Okay.
Max, I'm-I'm only pushing this
289
00:11:45,764 --> 00:11:49,115
because I know that you
miss having a dad around.
290
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:50,208
You wrote that beautiful song
291
00:11:50,359 --> 00:11:52,268
about wanting
to reconnect with him.
292
00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:53,194
So?
293
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,270
Mariah Carey wrote a song called
294
00:11:54,363 --> 00:11:55,880
"All I Want
for Christmas Is You,"
295
00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:58,633
but you know she wants
more for Christmas.
296
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,637
Why are you being so stubborn?
297
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:09,135
I used to wake up on Saturday
mornings to watch cartoons...
298
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,563
...find him passed out
on the couch,
299
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:14,048
turn his head to the side so he
wouldn't choke on his own vomit
300
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,959
and then sit down
to watch Scooby-Doo.
301
00:12:17,128 --> 00:12:20,447
He would've died if it wasn't
for this meddling kid.
302
00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:23,825
So please, just drop it.
303
00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:26,152
I think you're making a mistake.
304
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,895
What part of
"I don't want to see him"
305
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:28,988
don't you get?
306
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:30,248
I know you think
307
00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:31,899
the world is all rainbows
and cat memes,
308
00:12:31,977 --> 00:12:35,645
but this is my life, Kat,
and it's none of your business.
309
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:44,929
What's up, cuz?
310
00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:46,322
What's going on here?
311
00:12:46,341 --> 00:12:48,374
You got a court date?
A funeral?
312
00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:50,584
Faking a funeral
to get out of a court date?
313
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,996
I was at Grandma's last night.
314
00:12:53,014 --> 00:12:54,272
She said she wants me
to get a job
315
00:12:54,499 --> 00:12:58,668
where I wear a suit and tie,
so I got one.
316
00:12:58,686 --> 00:13:00,686
Really?
What is it?
317
00:13:00,855 --> 00:13:03,531
Vice president
of beer distribution.
318
00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:07,343
Here you go, sir.
319
00:13:07,362 --> 00:13:09,162
Distributed.
320
00:13:10,198 --> 00:13:11,347
Hey, Max.
321
00:13:11,516 --> 00:13:12,849
Give me a double shot
of tequila.
322
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:15,376
Sorry, my department
only handles beer.
323
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,296
You okay?
324
00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:19,355
Nope.
325
00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:21,541
-This about your dad?
-Yep.
326
00:13:21,693 --> 00:13:23,693
You haven't had a drink
in a couple of months.
327
00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:24,877
Sure the best time to have one
328
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,430
is when your alcoholic father
comes back?
329
00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:29,532
Seems perfect to me.
330
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:32,143
All right.
I can give you a drink.
331
00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:35,054
Or... I can give you
a sledgehammer
332
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,207
and you can go to my place
and smash stuff up.
333
00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:39,709
Anybody there gonna have any
334
00:13:39,878 --> 00:13:41,635
big feelings about my life?
335
00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:45,240
If they do,
you're holding a sledgehammer.
336
00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:53,222
If I put this video
on my dating profile,
337
00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:55,224
you think women'll
buy that it's me?
338
00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:56,909
Swipe right if you like a guy
339
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,837
who swings a big hammer.
340
00:13:58,988 --> 00:14:02,039
That's gonna attract
the naughty girls.
341
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,758
So I'm gonna use it.
342
00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,365
What's up, Kat?
343
00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:11,516
Hey, Carter.
344
00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:13,242
Look at this.
345
00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:15,578
Who goes to a bar
and leaves this behind?
346
00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:18,940
Was it a mistake,
was it a warning?
347
00:14:19,675 --> 00:14:21,175
What are you looking at?
348
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,070
-What's it to you, chump?
-Aah!
349
00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:28,608
Have you seen Max?
350
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,760
He went to our place
to help with the demo.
351
00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:32,445
He seemed pretty upset.
352
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:35,522
Do you ever see somebody
making a mistake,
353
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,284
but you just don't know
how to help them?
354
00:14:39,771 --> 00:14:41,287
Is this about Max and his dad?
355
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,863
Yeah.
356
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,216
Max could finally
have a father in his life,
357
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,235
but he just won't even
give him a chance.
358
00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:50,279
There's a better chance
that dummy's body walks over,
359
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:52,373
grabs his head
and walks out of here.
360
00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:55,018
What I'm saying
is that's not gonna happen.
361
00:14:56,379 --> 00:14:57,604
Right?
362
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,140
Why not?
363
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,902
I can't tell you
how many times a day
364
00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:05,219
I wish I had just
365
00:15:05,313 --> 00:15:07,388
five more minutes with my dad.
366
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:10,149
You want more time
with your dad.
367
00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:13,661
That doesn't mean
Max wants the same thing.
368
00:15:14,822 --> 00:15:16,581
But maybe it's about
what he needs.
369
00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:19,809
What he needs is a girlfriend
who supports him.
370
00:15:19,869 --> 00:15:20,919
I support...
371
00:15:21,070 --> 00:15:23,963
The way he wants you to.
372
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,091
Okay.
373
00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:30,244
But I just want to leave open
the possibility
374
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,505
that everybody's wrong but me.
375
00:15:34,342 --> 00:15:36,342
-Thank you, Carter.
-Hey, anytime.
376
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,920
♪ Never loved a girl like you. ♪
377
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,773
Hi, Carter.
378
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,524
Aah!
379
00:15:44,519 --> 00:15:46,260
♪ ♪
380
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,096
Well, how about that?
381
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,099
My video of me swinging
my sledgehammer
382
00:15:52,193 --> 00:15:55,361
in my tank top has gotten me
quite a few likes.
383
00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:56,529
Swipe right,
384
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,030
swipe right...
385
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,791
Oh, I know her.
386
00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:01,442
Swipe right.
387
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,609
Hey, Max, you feeling better?
388
00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:04,611
I really do care about
your mental health,
389
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,038
but I also could use
my bathroom demo-ed.
390
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,281
Oh, Carter didn't say
391
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,633
anything about
redoing the bathroom.
392
00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:11,636
No, he didn't, but once Max
knocks down a wall down,
393
00:16:11,863 --> 00:16:13,045
I mean, we got to do something.
394
00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:15,456
I was thinking maybe
a walk-in steam shower
395
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,550
with chromotherapy light,
eight body jets,
396
00:16:17,702 --> 00:16:18,868
and 16-inch rain shower.
397
00:16:18,886 --> 00:16:20,979
Is just something
that popped into my head.
398
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:23,464
Sorry if I got kind of crazy.
399
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:27,043
It's just, seeing my dad
brings everything back again.
400
00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:29,879
Oh, trust me, I get it.
My mom drives me nuts.
401
00:16:29,897 --> 00:16:32,824
She calls me once a month to
complain that I don't call her
402
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,400
and then criticizes me
for a hour.
403
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,143
That's why
I don't call you, bitch.
404
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,905
Am I awful that I won't even
sit down with him?
405
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,499
I don't think so.
406
00:16:41,726 --> 00:16:43,484
Families are complicated.
407
00:16:43,561 --> 00:16:45,486
I mean, I know that
I've never been
408
00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:48,155
what my father thought
I should be.
409
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,900
I was never strong enough,
410
00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,568
never pious enough,
411
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:54,595
never serious enough.
412
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,740
Well, you know what, Father?
413
00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:01,060
You were never kind enough.
414
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:05,414
Never patient enough.
415
00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:06,983
Never...
416
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,986
...loving enough.
417
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,640
Is that why you left?
418
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,993
It was a big part of it.
419
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,112
I knew if I left I could
420
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,540
maybe finally be happy.
421
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,269
But I also knew
422
00:17:26,287 --> 00:17:28,629
I would never
see my family again.
423
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:33,968
Damn.
That's a lot to carry.
424
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,538
I know you're in a tough spot,
425
00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:39,782
but take it from me--
426
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,117
it's okay
427
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:44,562
to let go of someone
who's not good for you.
428
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,622
Even if, deep down,
429
00:17:46,715 --> 00:17:49,025
you love them.
430
00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:51,794
Thanks, man.
431
00:17:52,555 --> 00:17:55,648
Damn, now y'all got me
thinking about my mama.
432
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,993
Come on, let's go make some room
for that steam shower.
433
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,477
♪ ♪
434
00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:10,129
Dan?
435
00:18:10,998 --> 00:18:12,815
This is a dramatic development.
436
00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:15,426
♪ Dan, Dan, Dan! ♪
437
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:20,247
-Hey.
-Hi. Uh, come on in.
438
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,874
Thanks.
439
00:18:22,026 --> 00:18:23,843
Whoa. I saw something
like that once
440
00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:25,511
on a bad acid trip.
441
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,330
Uh,
442
00:18:27,423 --> 00:18:29,273
I'm leaving tonight and I, uh,
443
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,110
I-I picked you up
a little something.
444
00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:34,837
Oh.
445
00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:36,172
A hot towel kit.
446
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:40,009
Well, it was either that
or a six pack of "Spree-tay."
447
00:18:40,027 --> 00:18:41,768
Thanks.
448
00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:43,770
Uh...
449
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,181
listen, I, uh...
450
00:18:45,199 --> 00:18:46,916
I got a favor to ask.
451
00:18:47,869 --> 00:18:49,610
Uh, maybe we could
stay in touch.
452
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,756
You could let me know
what's going on with Max?
453
00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:57,193
Look, um...
454
00:18:57,211 --> 00:18:59,378
I know you're really trying,
455
00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:00,529
but I think...
456
00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:02,640
I think that has to be
Max's decision.
457
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,143
Yeah.
458
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:07,562
No, I-I get it, uh...
459
00:19:09,056 --> 00:19:10,539
Well, it, uh, you know,
460
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,893
uh, maybe we'll see
each other again someday.
461
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:16,529
You, I hope I never see again.
462
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:20,032
Hey, Kat, have you seen my...
463
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:22,827
Dad.
464
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:27,481
Uh, she didn't know
I was coming and, uh,
465
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,960
you know, I-I didn't know
that you were here.
466
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,465
Take care.
467
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,417
Hang on.
468
00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,052
Yeah?
469
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,181
I-I... Hold on a sec.
470
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:45,474
I just...
I can't, with that.
471
00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:50,746
Kat says she thinks
you've changed.
472
00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:54,600
And maybe you are
a different guy now, but...
473
00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:56,527
I don't care.
474
00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,864
I was ten years old
475
00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:01,699
when you walked out.
476
00:20:01,776 --> 00:20:03,075
Ten!
477
00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:05,828
Who the hell does that?
478
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,782
And now you want to come back
and, what, play catch?
479
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,542
No thanks.
480
00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:16,105
You taught me
one thing in life, Dad.
481
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:18,257
How to get along without you.
482
00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:22,294
So I really do hope that
you've turned your life around,
483
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:25,139
but I don't
need to be a part of it.
484
00:20:30,621 --> 00:20:32,563
Fair enough.
485
00:20:40,648 --> 00:20:43,890
I know you think
I probably blew my one sh...
486
00:20:47,989 --> 00:20:50,498
Sorry, I...
I just... I can't...
487
00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:55,586
♪ Ooh ♪
488
00:20:57,482 --> 00:20:59,507
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
489
00:21:02,837 --> 00:21:07,172
♪ Over any mountain ♪
490
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:10,142
♪ Across any sea ♪
491
00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:14,230
♪ There is no distance ♪
492
00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:18,651
♪ That's too far for me ♪
493
00:21:20,354 --> 00:21:23,572
♪ I will be right here ♪
494
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,526
♪ I will be right here ♪
495
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,495
♪ For you ♪
496
00:21:31,774 --> 00:21:33,791
♪ Yes, I'm waiting. ♪
497
00:21:34,535 --> 00:21:36,535
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